Scope Issue 2 Week 7 Semester 113 by Bond University Student Association

Issue 2 Week 7

Sem 113

Ccontents 3. BUSA Report 4. Movember 6. The Last Plane Out of Sydney’s Almost Gone... 7. The Ex-Factor! 8. Food for Thought 10. Photos 15. LSA Report 16. Letters to the Editor 17. BUUNSA THE

18. Music, Arts & Reviews 20. Sport 22. Bond-Aid 23. HTSA 24. Haaaave You Met...?

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Welcome to Week 7. The week where sleep becomes a precious commodity, and everyone stares at their calendars wondering where the hell the last seven weeks have gone.

No I don’t mean go out and bang somebody’s brains out (get your mind out of the gutter). It’s the middle of the middle week of the semester fool.

If you’re still yet to start that Equity assignment, or haven’t even looked at International Finance notes yet; fear not, there are many of us in the same boat. And for all of those that have. F U.

Although we might not be as content heavy as we were last week, we do have some VIP articles that you should sink your teeth into. If there’s one I could pick out of the bunch - it would be Henry’s article on page 3. This is something that, if adopted, will affect each and every student here at Bond. Have a read. Get informed.

Week 7 seems to also be the week when the blues hit. You’re tired, stressed and bra food just isn’t giving you the energy boost you need to get through the day. Unfortunately we can’t all be as upbeat as Dave Tyquin, whose started singing everything he’s doing. He has a great voice. Really. But stress less. Scope is here to brighten the most important day of the most important week.

That’s it for this week; short and sweet. Until next time,

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That’s right it’s hump day of hump week. Cover photo by Shaun Rotman

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FROM THE DESK OF: HENRY NORRIS

The Future of Your Student Experience What you’re about to read won’t change your life, but it could well change your student experience.

SAM is, be distributed to BUSA and the Gym every semester for the direct benefit of students.

On 11 October, Federal Parliament passed into law a new scheme which will allow universities across Australia to introduce a compulsory Student Services and Amenities Fee in 2012. In other words, new laws allow Bond to make the Student Activities Membership (“SAM”) compulsory for students in 2012. If you’re reading this, you probably already know that SAM is currently voluntary for students, set at $110 per semester, and provides free and discounted services by BUSA, Clubs and Societies, as well as gym membership.

The fee would mean that there is more money to allocate to Bond’s growing number of sporting and cultural clubs. SAM is currently the life-blood of these clubs and each and every SAM sign-up goes a long way in providing for the student experience that we all enjoy here at Bond.

Bond has a choice whether or not to adopt the legislation and make SAM compulsory.

Before you either (a) skip around campus plotting new events for your club, (b) thank the lord that you’ll never be asked again whether you’ve paid your SAM at Dons, or (c) pick up your pitchfork and march down to the BUSA office, please take note: Bond has a choice whether or not to adopt the legislation and make SAM compulsory.

Something that I’m sure we can all vouch for is that the student experience here is amazing and sets Bond apart from others universities. But, there’s always room for improvement, and it could be even better. By adopting a compulsory fee, our Clubs and Societies, as well as the Gym, will be put in a position where they can build upon and enhance the student experience. The fee will allow Clubs and Societies to not only improve their current services, but introduce new services and run new events.

What does the legislation say? Well, first of all, the legislation is called the Higher Education Legislation Amendment (Student Services and Amenities) Bill 2010. The key points are: • The fee is capped at $263, meaning that SAM would be reduced to a maximum of $87.66 per semester, compared to the current $110. • The fee can be used to fund sporting, social, cultural and educational clubs, as well as advocacy support, child care and orientation programs for all students. • The fee cannot be used to fund a political party or any political candidate. • Payment of the fee can be deferred to SA-HELP, a government loan similar to FEE-HELP (all Bond students are eligible for SA-HELP). • Part-time students are only required to pay a maximum of $197.25, which amounts to 75% of the $263 fee charged to fulltime students.

What decision will BUSA make? BUSA’s position on the fee will be formalised at a Special General Meeting next Friday 4 November (Week 8). All students are welcome to attend and all students have a vote. Whether you support the fee or oppose it, your voice will be heard and your vote will be counted. At the Special General Meeting, BUSA will put the issue to a vote by putting forward a motion that the fee be adopted for 2012. If this motion passes, BUSA will work with the University to adopt the fee for 2012. However, whether the fee would be rolled out in January, May or September ultimately lies with the University. If you have any questions or want to find out more, please come along to the SAM Student Forum this Friday from 12-1pm (location TBA). Alternatively, send your thoughts via email to busa@ bond.edu.au

How would the fee affect your student experience? The Student Services and Amenities Fee is an incredible opportunity to enhance the Bond student experience. The fee would, as

Photo: Liam Byrne

Photo: Ash Adams

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THE LAST PLANE OUT OF SYDNEY'S ALMOST GONE...

Laura Fernandez

As the daughter of a former Qantas flight attendant, I have experienced all of the highs and lows of the aviation industry. I’ve travelled internationally for free in business class and acquired more autographs from celebrities that I can count on my fingers, but at the same time… I’ve been stranded at airports for countless days, waiting until the last commercial passenger boards the flight (only to find out that as I am on ‘standby’, there is no room for me on the plane). Over the years, I had gotten used to the waiting game of uncertainty, but nothing could have prepared my classmates and I for the ash cloud disaster. As part of my Cruise Industry Management class last semester, we went on a Pacific Sun three-day cruise to Sydney (yes, I know, best field trip ever). Sixteen young adults, alcohol and rocking waters is never a good combination and while the cruise was a fantastic experience for all of us, it left most people feeling quite sick or very poor. Upon disembarkation, news finally reached us that the Chile ash cloud disaster was grounding flights all over

A lucky few got out on the last flights - but with empty pockets (due to excessive on-board expenditure) - whilst the rest of us found ourselves stranded with mid-semester exams looming just around the corner.

southeast Australia. A lucky few got out on the last flights - but with empty pockets (due to excessive on-board expenditure) - whilst the rest of us found ourselves stranded with mid-semester exams looming just around the corner. So, where’s the best place to go in this situation? Myer, of course! After dragging our suitcases somewhat aimlessly around Sydney’s CBD, we finally retreated into the land of clothing, toys, beauty, homewares and electrical appliances. Camping out in the shoe department, we made good use of their chairs and power points, but realised that we couldn’t stay there forever. Back on the Gold Coast, one of my friends suggested, “You better start swimming then.” Our adventures took us to a nice hotel where we found out that Bond’s travel insurance was covering us. We ate dinner at Domino’s, where a stranger called George offered us Tic Tacs (which could just as easily have been roofies)… With the ash cloud still in sight and Sydney’s tourist attractions at our feet, we went exploring. After sharing crazy times on the cruise (think flirting with 50 year olds and various incidents with security), our class bonded like never before. Although we were relieved when we finally made it back to the Gold Coast, we knew that being stranded in Sydney was an unforgettable event that we would all miss.

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! r o t c a F The Ext

Jayde De Bond

It’s a classic tale that we are all too familiar with… A boy meets a girl and, over time, they fall in love. However, after months or even years in a relationship, they grow tired of each other and decide to ‘mutually’ break-up. Yet, as fate would have it, one Saturday night a drunken text message is sent… and a wild night of passion entails. If this hasn’t been you at one stage in your life, it has certainly been one of your friends! There are numerous reasons for this slip into old habits. Firstly, it’s easy. When a relationship ends, a person not only loses their partner, but also the routine that comes with having one. Depending on how much dignity a person has, they will probably go back to something that feels comfortable and normal (like a little b@*ch!), instead of facing the world single and alone. I can only assume this is because they feel inadequate without their ex - a self-esteem issue that should really be addressed before entering into the next relationship. But seriously, if you do find yourself slipping back into old habits, remember you can do whatever you want to your ex and not have to worry about their feelings - because the likelihood is that they are not concerning themselves with yours.

three, because it is usually only one-sided. Unfortunately, sleeping with them probably won’t bring them back to you; it will just make you seem pathetic.

But seriously, if you do find yourself slipping back into old habits, remember you can do whatever you want to your ex and not have to worry about their feelings - because the likelihood is that they are not concerning themselves with yours.

Secondly, it takes minimal effort to get an ex back into the sack. Going out as a single person is completely different to going out as a couple. When in a relationship, you can dance, drink and wear what you please and the person that holds your hand will still love you and give you a workout before bedtime. As a single person, the ball game is completely different. Unless you are amazingly attractive, there will be no one to hold your hand (especially if you’re super ugly… or morbidly obese) unless you work hard, and even then it can be tricky. Having sex with your ex solves this issue (just a speed dial away) - despite the fact that it is not only emotionally toying with an ex’s feelings, but also your own. Also, people might think you are simply ‘using and abusing’ your ex, a look about as popular as the Café Bond menu.

It sounds appealing, right? WRONG! Sure, having sex with your ex can be fun, user friendly and surprise free, but where is the spontaneity? The thing is: you let each other go for a reason and, in letting each other go, you made a commitment to start afresh. So, do what you set out to do! Don’t go digging up old dirt when you can plant your seed in new soil (too far?). My point is, sometimes the hardest part of letting go is actually just saying goodbye. But, if you can do this, a greater, more exciting adventure awaits you than the one you just had.

Thirdly, and finally, a person may resort to having sex with their ex because they are still in love with them. This is the saddest of the

Today: move on.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT A FOODIE’S GUIDE TO THE GC

Tim Parry-Jones

If you’re reading this, you either have nothing better to do with your time, or you are hoping that I am going to spill the beans on all of the best-kept secrets around the Gold Coast when it comes to food.

that defeat the purpose of them being secrets? What I will do, however, to reward the readers that have made it this far, is let you in on a few Gold Coast treasures.

But, just so you know, I am not about to spoil some of the best-kept secrets on the Gold Coast, because, doesn't that defeat the purpose of them

1. For the little Piggies: Freshly Stacked in Broadbeach. Make sure that you come prepared with ‘doggy bag’ in hand (that means, for all you international students reading this, that you’ll either need a wheelbarrow or to visit a Tupperware convention prior to going). In other words, you best be hungry. The burgers are BIG and the fries are some of the best I’ve tasted. 2. For the connoisseur: 1two3 in Broadbeach.

Now, don’t confuse me with someone who doesn’t appreciate a good meal. I come from Melbourne, a food Mecca in comparison to the Gold Coast, rife with its European cafés, hidden laneways and some of the world’s prime dining when it comes to eateries… But, just so you know, I am not about to spoil some of the best-kept secrets on the Gold Coast, because, doesn’t

Looking for a nightcap? This cool little bar has some of the besttrained staff when it comes to cocktails, who are more than willing to ‘create’ something to suit your mood. Oh, and the Mediterranean tapas styled menu can be ordered to compliment your choice of poison - just ask the overly happy wait staff.

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3. For those big nights out: Central Lounge Bar in Surfers Paradise

friends, or taking home and vegging out with in front of the TV, and ideal for reheating the next morning for breakfast too. The pizzas are oversized and handsomely garnished, packed with flavour and all the fresh toppings that you wouldn’t see at Pizza Hut.

A great place to start your night out and fill up on something delicious. Whether you’re looking for a delectable teaser or a fantastically presented main, this place has something for everyone; including some hard-hitting cocktails that will really please the taste buds. Directly opposite Vanity Nightclub, it’s right in the heart of town and a great place to meet up, before you get messed up. With live music Thursday through to Sunday, it brings a little touch of Broadbeach onto the glitter strip.

And finally… 5. The Sweet Tooth: Star Berry, Surfers Paradise. If you haven’t already heard about this place, then maybe it really is a secret eatery and you might even consider it to be a best-kept secret when it comes to desserts. Frozen yoghurts are their specialty, 98 per cent fat free with over 35 specialty flavors and a myriad of toppings. The best thing about this place is that you pay by weight and not by scoop, so you really do get what you pay for.

And if you weren't aware of it already, all of these businesses have something in common: they all support the student community.

And if you weren’t aware of it already, all of these businesses have something in common: they all support our student community. If you didn’t already know this, I guess that makes the next thing you are about to read one of the best-kept secrets on the Gold Coast:

4. A little closer to home: Cucina Pizza in Varsity Lakes.

One Society.

Looking for more of a takeout menu? Their meals are perfect for sharing on the couch in the common room of the blocks with

Visit www.onesociety.com.au, to find out for yourself.

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Photographer: Stuart McKelvie

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JSA

Attention all professional and wanna-be photographers! The Journalism Students’ Association is proud to launch an exciting Photography Competition for all Bond students. As Baked is seeking to include photography as a major feature in the next edition, we believe it is time for Bond’s amazing photographers to showcase their talent. We are giving you the opportunity to get your work published, with the winning entry presented as the next front cover of Baked magazine. There are also lots of great cash and secret prizes to win so stay tuned! All you have to do is take a pretty shot that goes with the theme “Revolution” and upload it the JSA page on Bondsync.

An expert panel will select the overall winning piece for the front cover and there will also be a People’s Choice award. The winning photo will be announced on the night of the launch party of the new magazine, so the cover of Baked will be under wraps until the start of next semester. So scrub the dust off of your SLRs, go out into the world and snap away! Good luck and have fun!

Law Students Association Clayton Utz Negotiation Competition 2011 LSA The annual Clayton Utz Negotiation Competition took place in Week 5 this semester and, as always, it saw the best of the best emerge to battle it out for the prestigious title. The standard of competition this year was exceptional; judges were particularly impressed with the talent and enthusiasm of the junior competitors, many of whom had never completed a negotiation before. After almost 25 hours of competition, which saw 90 students compete, the winners were crowned. Katherine Mansted and James Graham took out the senior division, while Adrienne Davis and Rob Leonard won the juniors. Runners up were: Lalitha Kumar and Caroline Karlsson; and Joey Chan,

Brent Loeskow, and Ivan Mukarv, in the senior and junior divisions, respectively. Clayton Utz representative Anne Taylor attended the finals and acted as a guest judge, alongside Law Professors Brenda Marshall and Kylie Fletcher. Competitors and spectators alike benefitted greatly from the feedback provided by the judges following the finals, and many that participated were able to apply their feedback from the judges a week later in the land negotiations. A special thanks to all the law staff who acted as judges throughout the competition, taking time out from their incredibly busy schedules to help both law students and the LSA alike.

National Bandanna Day 2011 Friday 28 October

There’s something particularly heartbreaking about the suffering of children. Thousands of Australian children suffer through the trials of cancer each year. However, there is help out there. CanTeen is a charity that raises funds for children impacted by cancer. It assists young people living with the realities of the disease - those who have cancer, or those who have a sibling or parent with cancer.

To raise desperately needed funds for people like Lisa, bandannas will be selling all week in the BUSA office. BUSA will also be selling bandannas at Wednesday by the Water.

Madeline Wardleworth & Marcus de Courtenay

Research has demonstrated coping skills of children affected by cancer benefit immensely from robust support networks. CanTeen provides a range of fun activities for these children, including camps and Rec Days, where members participate in such pastimes as ice skating and sailing. These programs are much needed nationwide support networks for young Australians. One Queensland member, Lisa, diagnosed with leukemia in Year 12, states that “CanTeen has given me an opportunity to find myself in the world where I once thought (that) would never be possible post treatment”.* To raise desperately needed funds for people like Lisa, bandannas will be selling all week in the BUSA office. BUSA will also be selling bandanas at Wednesday by the Water this week. Please come on down and support CanTeen’s work with people like Lisa. *Lisa’s story is available at www.canteen.org.au

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Bond University United Nations Student Association: Model United Nations Conference BUUNSA On Friday the 14th of October, 29 Bond students transformed into Heads of State, parliamentarians and diplomats to participate in BUUNSA’s Model United Nations Conference. From Canada to Colombia, drugs were on the mind. International cooperation against the world drug problem and its role in fuelling conflict was the topic of the day. Generating passionate and compelling debate were issues such as the legalisation of marijuana, Afghanistan’s poppy fields and North Korea’s glorious ‘drug-free’ society. The two sessions of debate were separated by a nutritious dinner of pizza (and backroom power play), followed by casual post-negotiation drinks at the UN’s finest CBD.

ing infidels, whilst proposing a clause in the draft resolution entitled ‘Iran is da baws’. However, North Korea assured us all that the ‘Dear Leader’ was, of course, the boss (only ‘til your nukes are gone, Kimmy). Besides the witticisms of the day, engaging and creative discussion led to a successfully passed draft resolution. Shout-outs go to Osama Al Haddad (Mexico) and Marryum Kahloon (Iran), for diplomatic prowess; and to best delegate Jack Kruger (Myanmar), who took home a mighty big trophy. The calibre of debate was excellent and the BUUNSA team would like to congratulate all of the participants. Hope to see more of you next semester because as Kim Jong Il would tell you, MUNCing is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY!

Highlights of the day included the delegate from Iran accusing the UK delegates of be-

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C I S U M ARTS & S W E I V E R Soiree Sunday!

You’ll be sorry if you miss this week’s soiree! Wait, I should probably clarify – that headline is just a harmless wordplay; not an actual threat. If you happen to not attend the Soiree no one will hunt you down, tie you to a chair and sing until your ears bleed. Hopefully. But you will be missing out on an experience that beats anything else you might have planned for this Sunday afternoon. Bec Whitehead will be lighting up the afternoon with an assortment of jazz songs at 3pm on Sunday (October 30th). At the young age of 19, Bec is an extremely talented and passionate performer, and is bringing her music to the Amphitheatre. By the way, it’s her birthday. And she’s going to spend the afternoon performing for you! Awesome, right? Well, I think so. The one and only Bond A Capella Choir is warming up the audience with a few show-stopping numbers. Old songs, new songs, middle-aged songs – choir’s doing them all with whole-choir numbers and some small group performances too. So come on down for the soiree! It’ll be well worth the walk, or drive or kayak. See you there! When: This Sunday 30th October @ 3pm Where: Amphitheatre Cost: Free!

The Kooks: Junk of the Heart English indie band, The Kooks, have done it again, blending acoustics with their boyish vocals and catchy lyrics. They’ve been dubbed “one of the brightest new acts in British guitar music”. 2011 marks the release of their third album, Junk of the Heart, which is very much in the Britpop spirit and more Beatle-esque than their previous albums. ‘I wonder what we’d be like, wrapped up so tightly’ and ‘If I had to do it all again, I’d like to feel the love that you could send’, are but a few of the many lines that highlight the changing emotions of an increasingly nostalgic and apparently lovesick group. Lead guitarist, Hugh Harris, and drummer, Paul Garred, synchronised well through harmonising rock beats with softer ballad tunes. A violin track also made a surprising appearance. Vocalist, Luke Pritchard, lures the listener in with his offbeat British accent, sporting a kind of slang I can only describe as befitting a Wombats single. Strong tracks from the album include: ‘Taking pictures of you’, ‘Rosie’, ‘Killing me’ and ‘Petulia’. The album captures a kind of chilled vibe you’d hear on a sleepy Sunday or when lounging out in the sun. It would also fit nicely during a long drive home. On a more critical note, ‘Junk of the Heart’ does not contain as much charm and energy as The Kooks’ previous two LPs. Though it doesn’t make sense that the group would intentionally remove the charm they’ve become known for, the fact remains that vocal and instrumental innovation seems to have been kept to a minimum. I guess deep down I was expecting more of The Kook’s old stuff. In my opinion, ‘Junk of the Heart’ did not quite get to the same level as 2008’s Konk. In saying that, put it on repeat and I can see that changing.

Kyle Manning, Secretary of the Bond A Capella choir

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The Drums: The most depressing band I've ever loved OLIVER KIDD I think it might just be me, but I find the cover of The Drums’ Portamento to be one of the most terrifying pictures I’ve ever seen. Regan MacNeil would bend over backwards to drool on it (pre-exorcism). Portamento is the second LP from The Drums, who started together in late 2006 in New York. Founding members, Jonathan Pierce and Jacob Graham met at Bible Camp, later forming the electro-pop group, Goat Explosion. After disbanding from Goat Explosion (among other quick startups) and then forming The Drums, they recruited drummer – as he then was – Connor Hanwick. The Drums immediately received critical acclaim from all corners – especially the UK. They toured the UK on the NME Awards Tour with bands like Bombay Bicycle Club and The Big Pink. All of this much-publicised love culminated in the coveted support slots for both Florence and the Machine’s 2010 Cosmic Love tour, and Kings of Leon in Hyde Park, London. Their first solo gig in the UK also saw two members of The Smiths, and Boy George in the crowd. Their sound is not completely innovative, but at the same time it has an allure so many new bands leave their fans wanting. To describe them in as few words as possible, they sound like Joy Division mixed with The Strokes’ Is This It? whilst also adding more reverb than a Garageband production could handle. Their songs are linked together by fairly depressing lyricism and an extremely under-produced sound, which has been labeled a positive – I assume by contrast. The band themselves say a song called Pale Spector by The Wake was the only inspiration for starting The Drums. Graham, the band’s then-guitarist now-keyboardist says, “if reverb didn’t exist, we wouldn’t have bothered trying to start a band”. The Drums have had too many personnel changes to count. First, guitarist Adam Kessel left, they then hired a replacement that turned out to be only temporary. The band, then at only three members, wrote most of Portamento. They then expanded their live set to include Chris Steins and Miles Matheny (Violens). In June this year they added Danny Lee Allen (Youth Group, We Are Scientists) to replace Steins. I spoke with guitarist-turned-keyboardist/tambourine-player Jacob Graham in a bar in Copenhagen. He made very clear to me – when not emphasizing the pain his broken-leg was causing him – that their sound stemmed from a yearning to just write good songs and add nothing more to them than the very raw elements; a strange comment to make considering his DJ set involved a lot of T.A.T.U., who we both agreed had put out a seriously underappreciated first album. Seriously. T.A.T.U. are great. He went on to say though that Jonathan hated the Russian duo, a disagreement that doesn’t standalone, though it may be the most trivial. On stage the band seem indifferent to one-another. Jonathan makes the stage his own (his dancing is honestly reason

After releasing their second LP, Portamento, The Drums will be returning to Australia for Laneway in 2012. We spoke to the band a few months ago while they were in Copenhagen.

enough to go and see them), whilst Jacob and the others (aside from some moments of hysteria) stare aimlessly into the distance whilst trudging in time to the song (maybe this is being dramatic – but it’s clear Jonathan is more passionate about the songs). The band has nearly split-up numerous times – citing ‘stylistic’ disagreements. The lyrics to the first album are seriously melancholy. The opener, Best Friend, was allegedly written about Peirce’s best friend, who died after The Drums formed. Maybe it’s just me, but I find it hard not to laugh while looking at the fairly in-your-face opening lyric on paper… “You were my best friend, but then you died.” It’s not the only line. Nearly every song on that album has a morbid theme to it. Portamento is notably different. They seem to have moved away from a deathly tone, to a more predictable yet still different take on romance. If the lyrics, song titles, and almost pained moans are any indication – the band hasn’t been too lucky in love. Portamento sees the addition of a little more production value on each song, more keyboards, and the absolute retention of every last spec of reverb. If you could only listen to a few songs, I’d suggest What You Were, Money, I Don’t Know to Love, and How it Ended. To someone who had only heard the whistle-laden party tune, Let’s Go Surfing, this recidivistic production line of depressionin-song may come as a shock. I don’t think Let’s Go Surfing truly reflects The Drums as a band. Firstly, when I asked Graham if he or any of the members liked surfing, or ever truly woke up with such an insatiable desire, he replied bluntly: “Fuck no, man.” I was shocked. Though he went on to say that it’s more about waking up and wanting to do something fun, not specifically surfing – though it did fit the tune. Since then, Graham said the band has tried hard to shake the ‘surf-pop-beach-rock’ label that was so blindly welded to their foreheads. Maybe this explains the so not beach-pop cover art for their latest LP. It keeps me up at night. The songs on both of their albums are amazing. The lyrics though often upsetting, also provide many moments of awe; and I think those moments absolutely outweigh the general tone of sadness. Each album has its own feel, whilst maintaining the individuality of each song – something Glasvegas should take note of. Go and listen to Portamento, but don’t judge it on your first listen. The songs have had a lot more thought put into them than the raw sound suggests. The Drums are returning to Australia for Laneway 2012.

SPORT Alan White Res Wars Week 6 always stands out from the competition, as the game of soccer is a chance for some of Bond’s elite to show off their talent to fans and soccers supporters. In particular, the oneon-one take-outs offer much entertainment for all; especially when we watch those who ‘think’ themselves skillful fall flat on their faces. For the other 90 per cent of Res Wars participants, it just makes for a great night! With both the AC and B Block once again having a very strong turn out, the games were destined to be sweaty, tough and tight. In the men’s competition, B Block was quick to secure their place in the final, with solid wins over all three teams during the round robin portion of the competition. In the end it was the heavily populated AC Team matched up against the dwindling numbers of Green Machine fighting it out for a spot in the finals. As there was no clear separation in goals, it came down to a penalty shoot out, with the victorious AC moving into the grand final.

game is over – we could end it now”. This was due to the sheer force of the stronger, more talented and hungrier AC men, who took out the final with a score that no one is sure of. So lets say 10 – 0? Taking a brief look at the girls’ games, the grand final was a forgone conclusion – with A Block qualifying 1st and the AC a close 2nd. Once again, the girls from the AC gave it everything, making fewer mistakes and generally playing a top-notch game, with a 2-0 victory in the end. Credit must go to Green Machine for attempting to triumph against the opposition, although not yet hitting the mark. Worth mentioning is Maddie Wadleworth’s participation in her first competitive game of Res Wars since early 2002. GIRLS AC A Block B Block Green Machine

I expected the grand final to be a close one, with two very even teams pitting themselves against one another. To everyone’s surprise, the referee ended the game at half time, stating “this

Blues Awards Hannah West

BOYS AC B Block Green Machine A Block

Friday Week 8 sees 12 months worth of sporting achievements recognised and rewarded at Blues Awards. This BUSA event is an important time to reflect on the year to date, and all of Bond’s fantastic achievements. Bond won Northern University Games, were awarded the per-captia trophy at AUGs, had a big medal counts at both Games, and a uniform over-haul. Bond sport clubs have started competing externally, with some amazing results; and we’ve all had some fun, and shared some amazing memories. Whether you’re a cheerleader, one of the rugby boys, a

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coach, team manager, staff member, or dabble in social sport a couple of times a semester; come along to Blues Awards and be wowed by the high calibre of sporting stars here at Bond. Tickets are on sale at the BUSA office for $20. Come in between 9–4 Monday to Friday and pick up your tickets! Awards on the night: • Sportsman of the year • Sportswoman of the year • Team of the year (AUG result based) • Champion Club • Service to Sport • Blues (International representation) • Half Blues (regional or state achievement) • Silks (dedication and leadership)

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HMSA Tri for a Cure

Karen Vigmond & Linda Woelk

It was a day full of femininity, athleticism and a celebration of all things pink. This weekend, Ramsay Health Care put on their Annual Pink Charity (Girls Only!) Triathlon in Runaway Bay on the Gold Coast. The event not only gave women a chance to show what they were capable of, but also supported a great cause; the National Breast Cancer Foundation of Australia. Luckily, the HMSA spotted the event early on and organised a team of eager Bondies, combining full-heart athletes with the casual sport junkies who competed in the medium triathlon and the 6 km Fun Run. I (Karen), along with other Bondies, bit the bullet and got up bright and early at 7.00 am on a Sunday morning to compete in the 6 km run. Looking back, I am glad I didn’t miss the incredible opportunity and atmosphere that resulted. I know what you are all thinking right now - who would voluntarily get up early on a Sunday morning and drive half an hour just to go for a run? Well, myself and about 600 other passionate women! And, it was worth it! The upbeat atmosphere was my favourite part. Watching hundreds of women waiting in line for the race to start, being cheered on by their husbands, friends and kids; then taking the plunge into the water and giving their best for a good cause, gave me a feeling of excitement hard to describe.

and achieving their goals. Unlike most triathlons, it was not a day centered around winning, but rather about enjoying yourself and supporting each other. I (Linda) had never taken part in a run or triathlon before, and was absolutely thrilled by the atmosphere. It pushed my adrenaline and made me go beyond exhaustion to reach my personal goal. The best part of the day was that wherever you looked there was pink, pink and even more pink! Who would have thought that there is another occasion where we could wear our bright pink Madonna inspired gloves other than at Tight & Bright? It was truly a sea of pink, and anything went. The crazier the outfit, the better. Best outfit went to the man in the pink angel wings and pink ballet skirt, who ran the entire 6km with them on. Good on him! We truly enjoyed this event. It was fun and gave us the opportunity to challenge ourselves, and support a great cause at the same time. It is hard to describe the feeling you get when you see hundreds of people get together, and so passionately support a cause. Many thanks go to the HMSA for giving us a legitimate reason to wear pink, and for giving us the opportunity to push ourselves to the limit.

People of all shapes and sizes participated in the event, each going beyond their limits

NORTH V SOUTH: WRAP UP

Sam Jones & Hannah West

Thursday night saw the perennial rivals North and South meet each other head on at the footy fields, for the tri-annual North v South AFL game. South eventually took out the honours by one goal, trumping North in the closing seconds of the game. Early in play, North team member James Fitchett, hit the ground hard suffering a concussion which resulted in him being escorted from the ground by an attractive medic. Uniting after the loss of Fitchett, North were up at the half time break by a margin of four goals. Half time saw an impressive show from the Bond University Cheer Club, leading up to their performance at nationals in Week 10. South pegged North back one goal at a time when play recommenced in the second half to win for the second semester in a row.

Best on ground went to Matthew Thompson, for his hard work and courageous efforts for team North consistently throughout the game. Sideline commentary was provided by Vinnie Rugari and outgoing president of the Bond Bullsharks AFL Club, Taylor McPhail. The event wrapped up with the inaugural AFL club ‘meat parade’ players auction. Women were wowed by the likes of George Duddy and Max Toovey, however the man of the night award must go to James Oldfield who managed to score $250 for his (and his scooters) troubles. Collectively the meat parade raised $465 for the BUFC, which will hopefully go towards purchasing longer shorts.

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H A A A A VE Y O U M E T . . . ? Name: Jacqui “Hello how are you?” Hagger Age: 31 Degree: Technology Beginning Semester: 091 Hometown: Radelaide FB Relationship Status: In love Star Sign: Unicorn

What is your study motto? Love to learn, learn to love. A genie grants you three wishes - what are they and why? I would find poor little orphan children who have never had anything and give them my wishes. Do you judge other people for their past indiscretions? No most definately not. I believe sometimes people just have bad days and may make a silly mistake. Everyone is beautiful deep down and should get another flipping chance!

Ideal date location and companion? The moot room with James Pointon, because he’s as sweet and lovely as I am!

If you could swap bodies with anyone at Bond for a day, who would it be and why? The doctor. I would love to be able to help people more!!!

Do you call a snail without a shell naked or homeless? I wouldn’t say naked, I think that’s a bit mean. No one wants to be naked. Clearly a snail without a shell isn’t homeless, it’s just a temporary thing. I just feel terrible for the snail!

Choose: never washing your bed sheets again, or never washing your towel again. Neither. I am, afterall, an Adelaidian girl!

What food would you be and why? I would be a never ending nutritionally well balanced lollypop which has every flavour so everyone is happy. Have you ever seen a grumpy person with a lollypop?

Weirdest place you’ve had a sexual encounter? Sex. What’s that? I have made love, but not had sex.

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