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Faith BRIEFS Faith Assembly Fall Festival
Thumbs up, thumbs down, now everybody turn around
Brother Leon Jenkins at 773-3003.
Ladies Circle annual Yard Sale BONIFAY — The Ladies Circle of Blessed Trinity Catholic Church’s annual yard sale is from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. All proceeds will go to the Prayer Quilt Ministry. The church is at 2331 Highway 177-A in Bonifay.
New Prospect Fall Festival CHIPLEY — New Prospect Baptist Church’s Fall Festival is at 3 p.m. on Saturday. There will be boiled peanuts, bingo, cake walk, jumping house, hayrides for the young and old, hot dogs and chili. The church is at 761 New Prospect Rad, three miles east of Chipley off of U.S. 90.
Fall Family Night VERNON — New Bethany Assembly of God’s Fall Family Night is at 5 p.m. on Saturday. The church is at Hinson’s Crossroads in Vernon. For more information, call
‘Experience the Judgment’ DEFUNIAK SPRINGS — “Experience the Judgment,” a 30-minute evangelistic walk-through drama, will be presented at the Walton County Fairgrounds from 6-9 p.m. nightly through Nov. 2. The first group enters at 6 p.m., with a new group following every 20 minutes. This year we will be recognizing and honoring our past and present military service members. “Experience The Judgment” shows how decisions we make in life will impact our eternal future. With a cast and crew of more than 75 people, you will not want to miss the exciting thought provoking performance. Children 12 and younger must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. Admission to this event is free. For more information or to make group reservations, call Southwide Baptist Church at 892-3835.
Beulah Anna Homecoming LEONIA — Beulah Anna Baptist Church’s Homecoming Services are at 10:30 a.m. on Sunday. Special music is by Ed and Lea Scott and the group Mercy Revealed. Former pastor Brother Mahlon LeCroix will deliver the sermon. Lunch will follow the service.
Flying in an airplane is individual has the right not my preferred style of to sneeze without hurting transportation. However, himself. flying without an airplane is What I want to know is quite disastrous, if you know why do I always have to what I mean! sneeze when I am in certain I am not quite sure the situations like this? Wright brothers would be Then, comes the time DR. JAMES too happy with some of when you need to go to L. SNYDER the things passing as an the bathroom. The flight Out to Pastor airplane these days. It seems attendant will bring you all to me that psychotic midgets have the free beverages you can consume. designed modern day airplanes. They know, and I guess they are Nothing in an airplane is designed snickering behind our back, that for the normal person, and I might everybody is going to have to go to as well say it, I consider myself the bathroom at the same time. normal. I may be a shade taller than Coordinating the bathroom run is normal but I am normal in every one of the trying exploits of flying the other respect. friendly skies. The one plane I took from Detroit For one, by the time I realize I to Dayton Ohio was about as small have to go to the bathroom there is as I have ever been on. Walking a line for the bathroom. Fortunately, down the aisle, I could not even but the time I extradite myself stand up but had to bend over in from my seat the line has dwindled order to walk down the aisle. I heard dramatically. Then again, I have a noise behind me that startled me to go to the bathroom so bad I am and I stood up only to dash my head dancing up the aisle to the bathroom against the ceiling. That was not the to the great applause of the people worst headache of my flight. sitting there. One of these days, I would like to Once I fasten myself into the seat, meet the person who designed the I try to get comfortable enough to do seats in those planes. I will admit to a little reading. Since I am sitting in being a little post thin, but after all the aisle seat, everybody is bumping shouldn’t you be able to sit down in a into me as they go up and down the seat when you are flying? aisle. I truly do not understand what a Now that I am situated so that I seatbelt is for with individuals like cannot move, they come again with me. I can barely squeeze myself into beverages. Why is it I forget there is that seat and then it takes me about a link between drinking a beverage 15 minutes to extract myself from and going to the bathroom? I know the seat. I suppose a seatbelt is for there is a link but when I am up in the comfort of the pilot who believes the air so high my tiny little grey that somehow I will not bounce out cells are working in slow motion. So of my seat while he is flying. I could why take a free beverage? Well, it is not bounce out if my life depended free! upon it. I am at the age in my My seat was so tight and I fit so development where going to the snugly in it that when I sneezed bathroom is a frequent activity, even it felt like I did some damage to when not drinking any beverages. my inner organs. Somewhere in When consuming a beverage, this the Constitution there has to be activity kicks into high gear. Once something to the effect that an again, I need to extricate myself
from my seat and find my way to the bathroom. I am not quite sure about this, but I believe in mid air the airplane pilot switches the bathroom from the front to the rear. I am dancing up the aisle, which I believe is in the direction of the bathroom, only to discover I am going in the wrong direction. A few of the people in the seats are smiling at me and one person gives me a thumbs-up as I turn around and dance in the direction of the actual bathroom facility. With a forced grin, I give a thumbs-up back at him and proceed in the direction of the bathroom. It is at this point that I run into a line. Wouldn’t you know it; the line is for the bathroom? This is a real thumbs-down for me. It is at this point that I really wish I was not a gentleman. After all, a gentleman has to let the ladies go first. I think if some of these ladies would know the actual situation, they would insist I go first and I certainly would give them a wonderful thumbs-up. As I was standing in line, a verse of Scripture popped into my head. “And thine ears shall hear a word behind thee, saying, This is the way, walk ye in it, when ye turn to the right hand, and when ye turn to the left” (Isaiah 30:21 KJV). Many things in life have us going in circles to which there is no end. God, however, puts us on the straight and narrow path that ends with Jesus Christ. The Rev. James L. Snyder is pastor of the Family of God Fellowship, PO Box 831313, Ocala, FL 34483. He lives with his wife, Martha, in Silver Springs Shores. Call him at 1-866-552-2543 or email jamessnyder2@att.net. His website is www.jamessnyderministries. com.
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POPLAR SPRINGS — Faith Assembly of God Church’s Fall Festival is from 4-7 p.m. on Saturday. There will be hot dogs, slaw, chili, sodas, baked beans, a duck pond, a fishing booth, a cake walk, horse shoes and inflatable slide. Everything at the festival is free.
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