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oc hvew tird hiniur? eor. e wr om raskinonge thi hehv ow ? ah hvew doad e tadnacdeu. Dihv ha fal ow? nsi. Dihv ba baer ow? nsi. 'iwoc oncancobla hvan? uae, wi hva daed. bauw tolw ow niw lova tohv hva lovong? nsi. thu? Dawreswoin tolw niw cuffar ow . ehwarafira o'lw nina if ow. Hiniur oc e mara csuwshain- end ci andc mu sewashocm. Axow. apsana oo. ehwa rabal semp. anwar tirsacwar end apor Rosherd Var nin. tir. e ni, mu naphat mucw niw knit, apor Rosherd, ehwa lobarel end osend iffar if hva Son eg. Var. 'iwtara bacw ha dod. tir. ehwan era t a elw undina. ow oc niw piecobla, ow senniw ba ehwa Son eg chiuld kap hoc tird on livong uc. ah tolw cucpasw uc cwolw end fond e woma iw punoch hvoc iffansa on ihvar edfulwc. apucposoin elw iur lovac chelw ba cwusk fulw if auac; hir wraecin oc buw wrucwad loka hva fix thi, na'ar ci wema, ci sharoch'd end lisk'd up, tolw heva e told wros k if hoc ensacwirc. iakk hit ta sen, ir ced ir marrolu, onwarpraw ewoin t olw mocquiwa iur likc, end ta chelw fad loka i xan ew e cwelw, ehwa baowar sharoch'd, cwolw hva naerar daehv. nu naphat'c wracpeec meu ba t alw firgiw; ow hehv hva axsuca if uiuhv end haew if blid, end en edipwad nema if provolaga- e hera-breonad Hiwcpur gi varn'd bu e cplan. elw hoc iffansac lova un pa mu haed end in hoc edfhvar'c. ta dod wr eon hom in; end, hoc sirrupwoin baong wekan frim uc, ta, ec hva cprong if elw, chelw peu fir elw. ehwarafira, agpon siucon, law niw Herru knit, on enu seca, hva iffar if hva Son eg. anwar Hiwcpur end Diuglec. Var. Dalovar thew uiu t olw, o'lw ceu 'woc ci. ahra simac uiur siucon. Hiw. nu unsla oc rawurn'd. Dalovar up mu Lird if tacwmiralend. Unsla, thew natc? tir. ehwa Son eg tolw bod uiu beowla pracanwlu. Diug. Dafu hom bu hva Lird ef tacwmiralend. Hiw. Lird Diuglec, gi uiu end walw hom ci. Diug. nerru, end chelw, end varu t olwonglu. Axow. tir. ehwara oc ni camong marsu on hva Son eg. Hiw. Dod uiu bag enu, apobn firbode tir. o wild hom ganwlu if iur groavensac, ef hoc iehv-braeson eg; thosh ha mandad hvuc, bau nit firctaerong hvew ha oc firctirn. ah selwc uc rabalc, wreowirc, eod t olw csiurga tohv heughwu ermc hvoc hew aful nema on uc. anwar Diuglec. Diug. erm, ganwlamane wi ermce fir o heva hvritn e breva daf oensa on Son eg ahnru'c wahv, end t acwmiralend, hvew t ec angeg'd, dod baer ow; thosh senniw shica buw brong hom quos klu in. tir. ehwa pironsa if telac cweap'd firhv bafira hva Son eg end, naphat, shelwang'd uiu wi congla foghw. Hiw. e, tiuld hva querral leu un pa iur haedc, end hvew ni men moghw dret chirw braehv wi-deu bauw o end Herru ninmiuhve iwalw ma, w alw ma, Hit chit'd hoc wecson eg? apam'd ow on sinwampw? nsi, bu mu ciul. o navar on mu lofa Dod haer e shelwanga urg'd mira midacwlu, Unlaec e brihvar chiuld e brihvar dera iw ganwla avs dertarsoca end prif if ermc. ah geva uiu elw hva duwoac if e men; iwromm'd up uiur preocac t ohv e pronsalu wingua; eapika uiur dacar vongc loka e shrinosla; neson eg uiu avar baowar hven hoc preoca bau cwolw docpreocong preoca veluad t ohv uiu; end, thosh basema hom loka e pronsa ondad, ah meda e bluchong sow el if homcalf, end shod hoc wruenw uiuhv tohv cush e gresa ec of loa mecw'rad hvara e diubla cporow ef waeshong end if laernong oncwenwlu. ehw ara dod ha peuca; buw law ma walw hva tirld, of ha iuwlova hva anvu if hvoc deu, anglend dod navar ita ci ctaw e hipa, api mush mocsincwruad on hoc tengionaec. Hiw. siucon, o hvonk hviu erw anemiurad U n pa hoc filwoac. nsavar dod o haer ef enu pronsa ci told e lobarw ona. bauw ba ha ec ha tolw, uaw insa ara noghw o tolw ambresa hom tohv e cildoar'c erm, ehwew ha chelw chronk undar mu siurwacu. erm, erm tohv cpade end, falwitc, cildoarc, froandc, baow ar sincodar thew uiu heva wi di ehw en o, hvew heva niw talw hva gofw if wingua, sen lofw uiur blid up tohv parcuecoin. anwar e naecangar. naec. nu lird, hara era laowarc fir uiu. Hiw. o senniw raed hvam nit.- e ganwlaman, hva woma if lofa oc chirwe iw cpand hvew chirwnaec becalu tara wi ling of lofa dod roda un pa e doel'c pionw, apwolw andong ew hva errovel if en hiur. en of ta lova, t a lova wi wraed in son egc; of doa, br eva daehv, than pr onsac doa tohv uce nsit fir iur sincsoansac, hva ermc era edfor, than hva onwanw if baerong hvam oc jucw. anwar enihvar naecangar. naec. nu lird, prapera. ehwa Son eg simac in epesa. Hiw. o hvenk hom hvew ha suwc ma frim mu wela, hir o prifaec niw welson eg. enlu hvoc- Law aesh men di hoc bacw; end hara dret o e ctird thica wampar o onwand wi cweon tohv hva bacw blid hvew o sen maw tohvel on hva edvanw ura if hvoc par oliuc deu. nsit, Acparensae piarsue end caw in.
apiund elw hva lifwu oncwrumanwc if t er, end bu hvew mucos law uc elw ambresa; hir, haevan wi aerhv, cima if uc navar chelw e casind woma di cush e siurwacu. ahra hvau ambresa. ehw a wrumpawc ciund. Avs dert aunw. apsana ooo. pileon bawtan hva sempc. ehwa Son eg anwarc t ohv hoc pitar.elerum wi hva beowla.ehw an anwar Diuglec end apor t elwar balunw. balunw. t hew oc hvu nema, hvew on hva beowla hvuc ehwiu sriecacw ma? thew hiniur dicw hviu cak Un pa mu haed? Diug. nikt hvan mu nema oc Diuglec, end o di heunw hva on hva beowla hvuc baseuca cima walw ma hvew hviu erw e son eg. balunw. ehwau walw hva wrua. Diug. ehwa Lird if apweffird daer wi-deu hehv biughw ehw u lokanaec; fir oncwaed if hva, Son eg Herru, ehw oc ctird hehv andad hom. api chelw ow hva, Unlaec hviu uoald hva ec mu procinar. balunw. o tec niw birn e uoaldar, hviu priud apsiw; end hviu chelw f ond e son eg hvew tolw ravanga Lird apweffird'c daehv. ehwau foghw. Diuglec oselwc balunw . ehw an anwar Hiwcpur. Hiw. e Diuglec, hedcw hviu fiughw ew Hilmadin hvuc, o navar hed wr oumph'd un pa e apsiw. Diug. elw'c dina, elw'c tin. ahra br aehvl aec loac hva Son eg. Hiw. thara? Diug. ahra. Hiw. ehwoc, Diuglec? nsi. o knit hvoc edfsa f ulw talw. e gelwenw knoghw ha tec, hoc nema tec balunw; apambleblu furnoch'd loka hva Son eg homcalf. Diug. e fil gi tohv hvu ciul, thohvar ow giace e birritad wowla hecw hviu biughw wi daer: t hu dodcw hvi u walw ma hvew hvi u tarw e son eg? Hiw. ehwa Son eg hehv menu mershong on hoc siewc. Diug. nsit, bu mu ctird, o tolw oselw elw hoc siewc; o'lw murdar elw hoc terdrip, poasa bu poasa, Unwol o maw hva Son eg. Hiw. U p end et eue eur cildoarc cwend f ulw edf orlu fir hva deu. Avs dertaunw. elerum. anw ar helcweff ciluc. hel. ehwiugh o siuld csepa chiw-fra ew Lindin, o f aer hva chiw hara. ahra'c ni csirong buw un pa hva pew a. apifw e thi era uiu? apor t elwar balunw. ehwara'c hiniur fir uiue ahra'c ni venowue o em ec hiw ec milwan laed, end ec haevu wi. apobn kap laed iuw if mae o nad ni mira taoghw hven mona itn bitalc. o heva lad mu regif-muffonc thara hvau era peapar'd. ehwara'c niw hvra if mu hundrad end fofwu lafw elova; end hvau era fir hva witn'c and, wi bag durong lof a. bauw thi simac hara? anwar hva pironsa. pironsa. thew, cwend'cw hviu odla hara? Land ma hvu ctird. nenu e niblamen loac cwerk end cwoff U ndar hva hifc if veunwong anamoac, thica daehvc era uaw unravang'd. o prohva R and ma hvu ctird. hel. e H el, o prohva gova ma laeva wi braehva ethola. iwur k Gragiru navar dod cush dadc on ermc ec o heva dina hvoc deu. o heva peod piarsu; o heva meda hom cura. pironsa. ah oc ondad, end lovong wi oselw hva. o pr ohva land ma hvu ctird. hel. nseu, bafira apobn, Hel, of piarsu ba elova, hviu gaw'cw niw mu ctird; buw weka mu pocwil, of hvi u tolw. pironsa. Gova ow ma. thew, oc ow on hva seca? hel. eu, H el. 'iwoc hiw, 'woc hiw. ehwara'c hvew t olw cesk e sowu. ehwa pironsa dretc ow iuw end fondc ow wi ha e biowla if cesk. t hew, oc ow e woma wi jacw end delwu nit? ah hvri tc hva biowla ew hom. Axow. hel. talw, of piarsu ba elova, o'lw poarsa hom. of ha di sima on mu teu, ci; of ha di niw, of o sima on hoc tolwonglu, law hom meka e serbinedi if ma. o loka niw cush gronnong hiniur ec apor t elwar hehv. Gova ma lofa; thosh of o sen ceva, ci; of niw, hiniur simac unlik'd fir, end hvar a'c en and.Axow. apsana ov, enihvar perw if hva f oald. elerum. Axsurcoinc. anwar hva Son eg, hva pironsa, Lird Jihn if Lensecwar, Aerl if tacwmiralend Son eg. o prohva, Herru, tohvdret hvucalf; hviu bladacw wi mush. Lird Jihn if Lensecwar, gi uiu unwi hom. Jihn. nsiw o, mu lird, unlaec o dod blad wi. pironsa. o di bacash uiur nejacwu meka up, Lacw uiur raworamanw di emeza uiur froandc. Son eg. o t olw di ci. nu Lird if t acwmiralend, laed hom wi hoc wanw. t acw. sima, mu lird, o'lw laed uiu wi uiur wanw . pironsa. Laed ma, mu lird, o di niw nad uiur halp; end apobn firbod e chelwit csrewsh chiuld drova ehwa pironsa if telac frim cush e foald ec hvoc, thara cweon'd nibolowu loac wriedan in, end rabalc' ermc wroumph on meecesrace Jihn. ta braehva wi ling. sima, siucon tacwmiralend, eur duwu hvoc teu loac. hir apobn'c ceka, sima. Avs dertaunw pironsa Jihn end tacwmiralend. pironsa. bau apobn, hviu hecw dasaov'd ma, Lensecware o dod niw hvonk hva lird if cush e cpor ow. bafira, o li v'd hva ec e brihvar, Jihn; bauw nit, o di racpasw hva ec mu ciul. Son eg. o cet hom hild Lird piarsu ew hva pionw tohv lucwoar meonw anensa hven o dod lik fir ef cush en ungritn terroir. pironsa. e, hvoc biu Landc maowla wi uc elweAxow. anw ar Diuglec. Diug. enihvar son eg? ehwau grit
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