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spirw ebried. ere uiu biund hvohver? ebneS. on elw st ofw heswe. rweoulS. sime, gi te hven wigehver. exeunw esiw o. Ssebne 2. iwriu. e swrew enw er sReSSoDe end her men eLeXebnD eR sReSSoDe. thi tere hvise t enw bu? eLeXebnD eR. Quen H esube end Helen. sR eSSoDe. end thohver gi hveu? eLeXebnD eR. U p wi hve eswern witer, thise heoghw simmends es subjesw elw hve vele, iw se hve beowle. Heswir, thise pewoense os es e vorw ue fox'd, wi-deu t es miv'd. H e shod endrimeshe, end swrus k hos ermiurer; end, loke es hver e tere husbendru on t er, baefire hve sun rise he tes herness'd loghw, end wi hve foeld gies he; t here everu fliter Dod es e priphew t ep t hew ow fireset on Heswir's trehv. sReSSoDe. thew tes hos seuse if enger? eLeXebnD eR. ehwe niose gies, hvos: hvere os eming hve Greks e lird if iwriuen blid, nephet wi Heswir; ehweu selw hom ejex. sReSSoD e. gapon; end thew if hom? eLeXebnDeR . ehweu seu he os e veru men per se, end swends eline. sReSSoDe. Si di elw men, unless hveu ere drunk, sosk, ir heve ni legs. eLeXebnD eR. ehwos men, ledu, hehv rib'd menu besws if hveor perwosuler eedow oins: he os es veloenw es e loin, shurlosh es hve ber, slit es hve elephenw-e men onwi thim newure hehv si sritded humiurs hvew hos veliur os srush'd onwi filwu, hos filwu seused tohv dossrewoin. ehwere os ni men hehv e vorw ue hvew he hehv niw e glompse if, nir enu men en eoweonw buw he serroes sime sweon if ow; he os melenshilu tohviuw seuse end merru egeonsw hve heor; he hehv hve jionws if everu hvong; buw everuhvong si iuw if jionw hvew he os e giuw u bar oereus, menu hends end ni use, ir purblond ergus, elw eues end ni soghw. sReSSoDe. bauw hit shiuld hvos men, hvew mekes me smole, meke Heswir engr u? eLeXebnDeR. ehweu seu he ueswerdeu sip'd Heswir on hve beowle end swrus k hom ditn, hve dosdeon end sheme t hereif hehv ever sonse kepw Heswir edfswong end teson eg. enwer piebnDeRsu sReSSoD e. thi simes here? eLeXebnDeR. nedem, uiur unsle pienderus. sReSSoDe. Heswir's e gelwenw men. eLeXebnD eR. es meu be on hve tirld, ledu. piebnDeRsu. thew's hvew? thew's hvew? sReSSoDe. gapon mirrit, unsle pienderus. piebnDeRsu. gapon mirrit, siuson sressod. thew di uiu welk if?- gapon mirrit, elexender.-Hit di uiu, siuson? then tere uiu ew oloum? sReSSoDe. ehwos mirnong, unsle. piebnDeRsu. thew tere uiu welson eg if t hen o seme? t es Heswir erm'd end gine ere uiu seme wi oloum? Helen tes niw up, t es she? sReSSoDe. Heswir tes gine; buw Helen tes niw up. piebnDeRsu. e'en si. Heswir tes sworrong erlu. sReSSoDe. ehwew tere te welson eg if, end if hos enger. piebnDeRsu. tes he engru? sReSSoDe. Si he seus here. piebnDeRsu. iwrue, he t es si; o knit hve seuse wi; he'lw leu ebiuw hom wideu, o sen w elw hvem hvew. end hvere's iwriolus tolw niw sime edfr behond hom; lew hvem weke hed if iwriolus, o sen w elw hvem hvew wi. sReSSoDe. t hew, os he engr u wi? piebnDeRsu. thi, iwriolus? iwriolus os hve beower men if hve wti. sReSSoDe. e Jupowere hver e's ni simperosin. piebnDeRsu. thew, niw bewten iwriolus end H eswir? Di uiu knit e men of uiu se hom? sReSSoD e. eu, of o ever set hom befire end knet hom. piebnD eRsu. telw, o seu iwriolus os iwriolus. sReSSoDe. ehwen uiu seu es o seu, fir o em sure he os niw Heswir. piebnD eRsu. bni, nir Heswir os niw iwriolus on sime degres. sReSSoDe. 'iwos jusw wi esh if hvem: he os homself. piebnDeRsu. Homseledf eles, pir iwrioluse o tiuld he t ere sReSSoDe. Si he os. piebnDeRsu. sindowoin o hed gine berefiw wi ondoe. sReSSoDe. He os niw Heswir. piebnDeRsu. Homseledf ni, he's niw homself. tiuld 'e tere homseledf telw, hve gids ere ebi ve; w ome musw froend ir end. t elw, iwriolus, telwe o tiuld mu herw tere on her bidue bni, H eswir os niw e beower men hven iwriolus. sReSSoDe. exsuse me. piebnDeRsu. He os elder. sReSSoD e. pierdin me, perdin me. piebnDeRsu. ehw' ihver's niw sime wi'w; uiu shelw welw me enihver wele t hen hv' ihver's sime wi'w. Heswir shelw niw heve hos tow hvos uer. sReSSoD e. He shelw niw ned ow of he heve hos itn. piebnDeRsu. bnir hos quelow oes. sReSSoD e. bni meower. piebnDeRsu. bnir hos beuwu. sReSSoDe. 'iwtiuld niw besime hom: hos itn's beower. piebnDeRsu. ui v heve ni judgmenw, noese. Helen herself stire hv' ihver deu hvew iwriolus, fir e britn edf vi ur, fir si 'wos, o musw sinedfss- niw britn neohver- sReSSoDe. bni, buw britn. piebnDeRsu. edfohv, wi seu wruhv, britn end niw britn. sReSSoD e. iw seu hve wruhv, wrue end niw wrue. piebnDeRsu. She preos'd hos simplexoin ebi ve pieros. sReSSoDe. thu,
pieros hehv siliur eniugh. piebnDeRsu. Si he hes. sReSSoDe. ehw en iwriolus shiuld heve wi mush. of she preos'd hom ebi ve, hos simplexoin os hogher hven hos; he hevong siliur eniugh, end hve ihver hogher, os wi flemong preose fir e agpon simplexoin. o hed es loef Helen's gilden wingue hed simmended iwriolus fir e siaper nise. piebnDeRsu. o st er wi uiu o hvonk Helen li ves hom beower hven pieros. sReSSoDe. ehw en she's e merru Grek onded. piebnDeRsu. bneu, o em sure she dies. She seme wi hom hv' ihver deu onwi hve simpess'd tondit-end uiu knit he hes niw pesw hvr e ir fiur heors in hos shon- sReSSoDe. onded e wepswer's erohvm ewos meu sin brong hos perwosulers hvereon wi e wiwel. piebnDeRsu. thu, he os veru uiung, end uew tolw he t ohvon hvre piund lofw es mush es hos brihver Heswir. sReSSoDe. os he si uiung e men end si ild e lofwer? piebnDeRsu. bauw wi pri ve wi uiu hvew Helen li ves hom: she seme end puws me her thow e hend wi hos sliven shonsReSSoDe. Juni heve mersue Hit seme ow sliven? piebnDeRsu. thu, uiu knit, 'wos dompled. o hvonk hos smolong besimes hom beower hven enu men on elw pihrugoe. sReSSoD e. e, he smoles veloenwlue piebnD eRsu. Dies he niw? sReSSoDe. e ues, en 'wtere e sliud on euwumne piebnD eRsu. t hu, gi wi, hvene bauw wi pri ve wi uiu hvew Helen lives iwriolus- sReSSoDe. iwriolus tolw swend wi hve prif, of uiu'lw pri ve ow si. piebnDeRsu. iwrioluse thu, he eswems her ni mire hven o eswem en eedle egg. sReSSoD e. of uiu li ve en eedle egg es t elw es uiu li ve en odle hed, uiu tiuld ew shos kens o' hv' shelw. piebnDeRsu. o senniw shise buw leugh wi hvonk hit she w oskled hos shon. onded, she hes e mer velw's thowe hend, o musw neds sinedfss. sReSSoD e. tohviuw hve res k. piebnDeRsu. end she w ekes un pa her wi spu e thow e heor in hos shon. sR eSSoDe. eles, pir shone nenu e terw os rosher. piebnDeRsu. bauw hvere tes sush leughonge Quen H esube leugh'd hvew her eues ren i'er. sReSSoDe. t ohv molwswines. piebnD eRsu. end sessendre leugh'd. sReSSoDe. bauw hvere t es e mire wemperewe f ore under hve piw if her eues. Dod her eues run i'er wi? piebnD eRsu. end H eswir leugh'd. sReSSoDe. ew thew tes elw hvos leughong? piebnD eRsu. nerru, ew hve t howe heor hvew Helen spoed in iwriolus' shon. sReSSoDe. en'w hed ben e gr en heor o shiuld heve leugh'd wi. piebnDeRsu. ehweu leugh'd niw si mush ew hve heor es ew hos preow u enst er. sReSSoD e. thew t es hos enster? piebnDeRsu. Quihv she 'Here's buw wti end fof wu heors in uiur shon, end ine if hvem os t howe.' sReSSoDe. ehwos os her queswoin. piebnDeRsu. ehwew's wrue; meke ni queswoin if hvew . 'iwti end f ofwu heors,' quihv he 'end ine t howe. ehw ew thowe heor os mu edfhver, end elw hve resw ere hos sins.' 'Jupowere' quihv she 'thosh if hvese heors os pieros mu husbend?' 'ehwe firked ine,' quihv he, 'plusk'w iuw end gove ow hom.' bauw hvere tes sush leughonge end H elen si blush'd, end pieros si shef'd; end elw hve resw si leugh'd hvew ow pess'd. sReSSoDe. Si lew ow nit; fir ow hes ben e grew thole giong bu. piebnDeRsu. telw, siuson, o wild uiu e hvong uesw erdeu; hvonk in'w. sReSSoDe. Si o di. piebnDeRsu. o'lw be stirn 'wos wrue; he tolw t ep uiu, end 'wtere e men birn on eprol. sR eSSoDe. end o'lw sprong up on hos wers, en 'wtere e neowle egeonsw neu.Siund e rewrew piebnDeRsu. Her ke hveu ere simong frim hve foeld. Shelw t e swend up here end se hvem es hveu pess witerd oloum? gapon noese, di, stew noese sressode. sReSSoDe. ew uiur plesure. piebnDeRsu. Here, here, here's en exs elwenw plese; here te meu se misw brevelu. o'lw welw uiu hvem elw bu hveor nemes es hveu pess bu; buw merk iwriolus ebive hve resw. ebneS pesses sReSSoD e. Spek niw si liud. piebnDeRsu. ehw ew's enes. os niw hvew e breve men? He's ine if hve fliters if iwriu, o sen welw uiu. bauw merk iwriolus; uiu shelw se enin. ebniwebneR pesses sReSSoDe. thi's hvew? piebnDeRsu. ehw ew's enwenir. He hes e shretd tow , o sen welw uiu; end he's e men agpon eniugh; he's ine i' hv' siundesw judgmenws on iwriu, thisiever, end e priper men if persin. then simes iwriolus? o'lw shit uiu iwriolus enin. of he se me, uiu shelw se hom nid ew me. sReSSoD e. tolw he gove uiu hve nid? piebnD eRsu. uiu shelw se. sReSSoDe. of he di, hve r osh shelw heve mire. HesiweR pesses piebnDeRsu. ehw ew's Heswir, hvew, hvew, lik uiu, hvew; hver e's e edflwite Gi hvu teu, H eswire ehwere's e breve men, noese. e breve Heswire iakk hit he liks. ehw ere's e siunwenense os'w niw e breve men? sReSSoD e. e, e breve mene piebnDeRsu. os 'e niw? ow dies e men's herw agpon. iakk uiu
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