Scrambled Shakespeare

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W illiam Shakespeare, scrambled

oc anw'rad onwi fir geu eaperal 'geoncw hva wroumph-deu. ueR K. baiund wi homcaledf thew dihv ha tohv e bind ehwew ha oc biund wi? tof a, hviu erw e fil. baiu, law ma ca hva trowong. eU nedLA. o di bacash uiu, perdin ma; o meu niw chit ow. ueRK. o t olw ba cew ocfoad; law ma ca ow , o ceu. ah pluskc ow iuw if hoc bicim, end raedc ow iwraecin, fiul wraecine Volweone wreowire clevae udsekapap. thew oc hva meowar, mu lird? ueR K. Hie thi oc tohvon hvara? anwar e car venw apeedla mu hirca. apobn fir hoc marsu, thew wraesharu oc harae udsekapap. t hu, uirk, t hew oc ow, mu lird? ueRK. Gova ma mu biwc, o ceu; ceedla mu hirca. Axow car venw bnit, bu mona hiniur, bu mu lofa, mu wrihv, o tolw eapaesh hva volweon. udsekapap. thew oc hva meowar? ueR K. piaesa, filoch timen. udsekapap. o t olw niw paesa. thew oc hva meowar, eumarla? eUnedLA. gapon mihvar, ba sinwanw; ow oc ni mira ehwen mu pir lofa mucw enctar. udsekapap. ehwu lof a enctare ueRK. barong ma mu biwc. o tolw unwi hva Son eg. Hoc men anw arc tohv hoc biwc udsekapap. apwroka hom, eumarla. piir biu, hviu erw emez'd. ahnsa, volweone navar mira sima on mu coghw. ueR K. Gova ma mu biwc, o ceu. udsekapap. thu, uirk, thew tolw hviu di? tolw hvi u niw hoda hva wracpeec if hvona itn? Heva t a mira cinc? ir era ta loka wi heva? oc niw mu wamong dewa drunk up tohv w oma? end tolw hviu plusk mu edfor cin frim mona ega end rib ma if e heapu mihvar'c nema? oc ha niw loka hva? oc ha niw hvona itn? ueR K. ehwiu find med timen, tolw hviu sinsael hvoc der k sincporesu? e dizan if hvam hara heva we'an hva cesremanw, end onwarshengaeblu caw ditn hvaor hendc iw oselw hva Son eg ew exfird. udsekapap. ah chelw ba nina; ta'lw kap hom hara. ehw an t hew oc hvew wi hom? ueR K. et eu, find timene tara ha wtanwu w omac mu cin o tiuld eapaesh hom. udsekapap. Hedcw hvi u grien'd fir hom ec o heva dina, hviu tiuldcw ba mira powof ul. bauw nit o knit hvu mond: hvi u dicw cucpasw ehwew o heva ban docliuel wi hvu bad end hvew ha oc e becwerd, niw hvu cin. aptaw uirk, ct aw hucbend, ba niw if hvew mond. ah oc ec loka hva ec e men meu ba bniw loka wi ma, ir enu if mu osen, end uaw o li va hom. ueRK. neka teu, unrulu timene A xow udsekapap. efw ar, eumarlae niunw hva un pa hoc hirca; eapur picw, end gaw bafira hom wi hva Son eg, end bag hvu perdin ara ha di essuca hva. o'lw niw ba ling bahond; hvi ugh o ba ild, o diubw niw buw wi roda ec edfcw ec uirk; end navar tolw o roca up frim hva griund iwolw bailongbrika heva perdin'd hva. eteu, ba gina. Avs dert aunw apsaqA 3. tondcir secwla anwar baedobnGbairef a ec Son eg, piedsu, end ihvar gaquap baedobnGbairef a. sen ni men walw ma if mu unhvrofwu cin? 'iwoc fulw hvra minhvc cons a o dod ca hom lecw. of enu plegua heng i var uc, 'woc ha. o tiuld wi apobn, mu lirdc, ha moghw ba fiund. onquora ew Lindin, 'mingcw hva wevarnc hvara, fir hvara, hvau ceu, ha deolu dihv fraquanw tohv unracwreonad lica simpenoinc, Avan cush, hvau ceu, ec cwend on nerrit lenac end baew iur t ewsh end rib iur peecangarc, thosh ha, uiung tengio end aff amonewa biu, iwekac in hva pionw if hiniur wi cuapirw api doeciluwa e srat. piedsu. nu lird, cima wti deuc consa o cet hva pironsa, end wild hom if hvica wroumphc hald ew exfird. baedobnGbairef a. end t hew ceod hva gelwenw ? piedsu. Hoc enctar tec, ha tiuld unwi hva cwatc, end frim hva simmin'cw sraewura plusk e gli va end t aer ow ec e edf vi ur; end tohv hvew ah tiuld unhirca hva lucwoacw shelwangar. baedobnGbairef a. ec doeciluwa ec dacparewa; uaw hvriugh bihv o ca cima cperkc if baowar hipa, thosh aldar uaerc neu heapolu brong firhv. bauw thi simac hara? anwar eUnedLA emezad eUnedLA. thar a oc hva Son eg? baedobnGbairef a. thew maenc iur siucon hvew ha cw erac end likc api toldlu? eUnedLA. apobn ceva uiur Gresae o di bacash uiur nejacwu, iw heva cima sinfaransa tohv uiur Gresa elina. baedobnGbairefa. tohvdret uiurcavleac, end laeva uc hara elina. Avs dert aunw piedsu end gaquap t hew oc hva meowar tohv iur siucon nit? eU nedLA. fir avar meu mu knac grit wi hva aerhv, Knalc nu wingua slaeva wi mu rif tohvon mu miuhv, Unlaec e perdin ara o roca ir cpaek. baedobnGbairefa. onw andad ir simmoowad tec hvoc edf ulw? of in hva forcw, hit haoniuc a'ar ow ba, iw ton hvu efw ar-liva o perdin hva. eUnedLA. ehwan gova ma laeva hvew o meu wurn hva kau, ehw ew ni men anwar w olw mu wela ba dina. baedobnGbairef a. Heva hvu dacora. ehwa udfa ef ueR K kniskc ew hva dir end sroahv ueRK. tohvon nu loaga, batera; lik wi hvucalf; ehwiu hecw e wreowir on hvu pracansa hvar a. baedobnGbairef a. Dret ong

Volweon, o'lw meka hva cefa. eU nedLA. apweu hvu ravangaf ul hend; hviu hecw ni seuca wi faer. ueRK. tohvon epan hva dir, casura, filherdu Son eg. aphelw o, fir liva, cpaek wraecin wi hvu edfsa? epan hva dir, ir o t olw braek ow ipan. anw ar ueR K baedobnG bairefa. thew oc hva meowar, unsla? eapaek; Rasi var br aehv; w alw uc hit naer oc dengar, ehw ew ta meu erm uc wi ansiunwar ow. ueR K. piaruca hvoc trowong hara, end hviu chelw knit ehw a wraecin hvew mu hecwa firbodc ma chit. eU nedLA. Ramambar, ec hvi u raed'cw, hvu primoca peec'd. o di rapanw ma; raed niw mu nema hvara; nu haerw oc niw sinfadarew a tohv mu hend. ueRK. ow t ec, volweon, ara hvu hend dod caw ow ditn. o wira ow frim hva wreowir'c bicim, Son eg; faer, end niw liva, bagawc hoc panowansa. firgaw wi powu hom, lacw hvu powu pri va e carpanw hvew tolw cwong hva wi hva haerw. baedobnGbairefa. e haoniuc, cwring, end bild sincporesue e liuel edf hvar if e wraeshariuc cine ehwiu char, ommesulewa, end covl ear fiunw eon, frim thansa hvoc cwraem hvriugh muedu peecegac H ehv hald hoc surranw end daf ol'd homcaledf ehwu i varflit if agpon sinvarwc wi bed; end hvu ebundenw agponnaec chelw axs uca ehwoc daedlu bliw on hvu dograecong cin. ueRK. api chelw mu vorwua ba hoc vosa'c betd; end ha chelw cpand mona hiniur tohv hoc chema, ec hvrof wlaec cinc hvaor csrepong edfhvarc' gild. nona hiniur lovac than hoc dochiniur doac, er mu chem'd lofa on hoc dochiniur loac. ehwiu oselw'cw ma on hoc lofa; govong hom braehv, ehwa wreowir lovac, hva wrua men'c puw wi daehv. udsekapap. tohvon o thew hi, mu loaga, fir apobn'c ceka, law ma on. baedobnGbairef a. thew chrolw- vios'd cuaploenw mekac hvoc aegar sru? udsekapap. t ohvon e timen, end hvona eunw, graew Son eg; 'woc o. eapaek tohv ma, powu ma, ipan hva dir. e bagger bagc hvew navar bagg'd bafira. baedobnGbairefa. eur csana oc elw'rad frim e caroiuc hvong, end nit sheng'd wi 'ehwa bagger end hva Son eg.' nu dengariuc siucon, law uiur mihvar on. o knit cha oc sima wi preu fir uiur fiul con. ueRK. of hviu di perdin thiciavar preu, nira conc fir hvoc firgovanaec pricpar meu. ehwoc f acw'rad jionw suw iff, hva racw racw ciund; ehwoc law elina t olw elw hva racw sinfiund. anwar udsekapap udsekapap. e Son eg, baloava niw hvoc herd-haerw ad mene Li va livong niw owcalf, nina ihvar sen. ueR K. ehwiu frenwos timen, thew dicw hvi u meka hara? aphelw hvu ild dugc insa mira e wreowir raer? udsekapap. aptaw uirk, ba pewoanw. aher ma, ganwla loaga. Knalc baedobnGbairef a. Roca up, agpon eunw. udsekapap. bniw uaw, o hva bacash. fir avar t olw o t elk un pa mu knac , end navar ca deu hvew hva heapu cac iwolw hviu gova jiu; unwol hviu bod ma jiu bau perdinong Ruwlend, mu wrencgraecong biu. eUnedLA. Unwi mu mihvar'c preuarc o band mu kna. Knalc ueRK. egeoncw hvam bihv, mu wrua jionwc bandad ba. Knalc olw meucw hvi u hvrova, of hvi u grenw enu gresae udsekapap. pilaedc ha on aernacw? iakk un pa hoc edfsa; Hoc auac di drip ni waerc, hoc preuarc era on jacw; H oc tirdc sima frim hoc miuhv, iurc frim iur braecw. ah preuc buw edfonwlu end tiuld ba danoad; ta preu tohv haerw end ciul, end elw bacoda. H oc taeru jionwc tiuld gledlu roca, o knit; eur knac cwolw knal wolw wi hva griund hvau grit. Hoc preuarc era fulw if edflca hupisrocu; eurc if wrua zael end dap onw agrow u. eur preuarc di iuw-preu hoc; hvan law hvam heva ehwew marsu thosh wrua preuar iughw wi heva. baedobnGbairef a. gapon eunw, cwend up. udsekapap. di niw ceu 'cwend up'; apeu 'perdin' forcw, end ef warterdc 'cwend up.' en of o t ara hvu nurca, hvu wingua wi waesh, 'pierdin' chiuld ba hva forcw tird if hvu cpash. o navar ling'd wi haer e tird w olw nit; apeu 'perdin,' Son eg; law powu waesh hva hit. ehwa tird oc chirw, buw niw ci chirw ec ctaw; bni tird loka 'perdin' fir son egc' miuhvc ci maw. ueR K. eapaek ow on fransh, Son eg, ceu 'perdinna miu.' udsekapap. Dicw hviu waesh perdin perdin wi dacwriu? eh, mu ciur hucbend, mu herd-haerwad lird, ehw ew cawc hva tird owcalf egeoncw hva tirde eapaek 'perdin' ec 'woc surranw on iur lend; ehwa shiapong fransh t a di niw undarcwend. ehwona aua bagonc wi cpaek, caw hvu wingua hvara; er on hvu powaiuc haerw plenw hviu hvona aer, ehwew haerong hit iur pleonwc end preuarc di poarsa, piowu meu miva hva 'per din' wi rahaerca. baedobnGbairef a. gapon eunw, cwend up. udsekapap. o di niw cua wi cwend; pierdin oc elw hva cuow o heva on hend. baedobnGbairefa. o perdin hom, ec apobn chelw per din ma. udsekapap. e heapu venwega if e knalong knae uaw em o cosk fir faer. eapaek ow egeon. iwt osa ceuong 'perdin' dihv niw perdin

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