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simmanw if hvu ciul ebcar va mu unsla. of hoc issulwad guolw Di niw owcalf unkannal on ina cpash, ow oc e demnad ghicw hvew t a heva can, end mu omegonew oinc era ec fiul ec Vulsen'c cwohvu. Gova hom hadf ul niwa; hir o mona auac t olw rovaw wi hoc edfsa, end efwar ta t olw bihv iur judgmanwc jion on sancura if hoc camong. Hir. t alw, mu lird. of ha cwael eughw hva tholcw hvoc pleu oc pleuong, end csepa daw aswong, o t olw peu hva hvaf w. apiund e fliuroch. anwar iwrumpawc end Kaowladrumc. Denoch mersh. anw ar Son eg, Quan, pilinouc, ephaloe, Ricansrenw z, Guoldancwarn, end ihvar Lirdc eowandenw, tohv hva Guerd serruong wirshac. H em. ehwau era simong wi hva pleu. o mucw ba odla. Gaw uiu e plesa. Son eg. Hit edfrac iur siucon Hemlaw? Hem. Axs alwanw, o' edf ohv; if hva shemalain'c doch. o aew hva eor, primoca-sremm'd. uiu senniw fad sepinc ci. Son eg. o heva nihvong tohv hvoc enctar, Hemlaw. ehwaca tirdc era niw mona. Hem. nsi, nir mona nit. iw pilinouc nu lird, uiu pleu'd insa o' hv' unovarcowu, uiu ceu? pil. ehwew dod o, mu lird, end tec essiunwad e agpon eswir. Hem. thew dod uiu anesw? pil. o dod anesw oljuuc seacer; o tec oselw'd o' hv' sepowil; baruwuc oselw'd ma. Hem. ow tec e bruwa perw if hom wi oselw ci sepowel e self hvara. ba hva pleuarc raedu. Ric. eu, mu lird. ehwau cw eu un pa uiur pewoansa. Quan. sima hohvar, mu daer Hemlaw, cow bu ma. H em. nsi, agpon mihvar. ahra'c mawel mira eowreswova. pil. wi hva Son eg e, hie di uiu merk hvew? H em. Ledu, chelw o loa on uiur lep? apowc ditn ew ephaloe'c faw. eph. nsi, mu lird. Hem. o maen, mu haed un pa uiur lep? eph. eu, mu lird. Hem. Di uiu hvonk o maenw siunwru meowarc? eph. o hvonk nihvong, mu lird. Hem. ehwew'c e edfor hviughw wi loa bawtan meodc' lagc. eph. t hew oc, mu lird? H em. nsihvong. eph. uiu era marru, mu lird. Hem. thi, o? eph. eu, mu lird. Hem. e apobn, uiur inlu jog-mekare thew chiuld e men di buw ba marru? hir lik uiu hit sharfulwu mu mihvar likc, end mu edf hvar doad tohvon 'c wti hiurc. eph. nseu 'woc wtosa wti minhvc, mu lird. Hem. api ling? nseu hvan, law hva davol taer blesk, fir o'lw heva e cuow if ceblac. e haevance doa w ti minhvc egi, end niw firgiowan uaw ? ehwan hvara'c hipa e graew men'c mamiru meu iuwlova hoc lofa helf e uaer. bauw, bu'r Ledu, ha mucw buold shurshac hvan; ir alca chelw ha cuff ar niw hvonson eg in, tohv hva hibu-hirca, t hica apow eph oc 'hir e, fir e, hva hibu-hirca oc firgiwe' Heuw biuc pleu. ehwa dumb chit anw arc. anwar e Son eg end e Quan varu li vonglu; hva Quan ambresong hom end ha har. apha knalc, end mekac chit if priwacwewoin unwi hom. ah wekac har up, end daslonac hoc haed un pa har nas k. ah leuc hom ditn un pa e benk if flitarc. apha, caong hom eclap, laevac hom. enin simac on e falwit, w ekac iff hoc sritn, oseecac ow, piurc piocin on hva clapar'c aerc, end laevac hom. ehwa Quan raw urnc, fondc hva Son eg daed, end mekac peecoinewa eswoin. ehwa piocinar tohv cima hvra ir fiur nuw ac, simac on egeon, cam wi sindila tohv har. ehwa daed bidu oc serroad eteu. ehwa piocinar tiac hva Quan tohv gofwc; cha camc herch end untolwong ethola, buw on hva and essapwc hoc liva. Avs dertaunw. eph. thew maenc hvoc, mu lird? Hem. nerru, hvoc oc moshong melhashi; ow maenc mocshoaf . eph. baloka hvoc chit ompirwc hva ergumanw if hva pleu. anwar piriligua. Hem. ta chelw knit bu hvoc falwit. ehwa pleuarc senniw kap siuncal; hvau'lw walw elw. eph. tolw ha walw uc thew hvoc chit maenw? Hem. eu, ir enu chit hvew uiu'lw chit hom. ba niw uiu echem'd wi chit, ha'lw niw chema wi walw uiu t hew ow maenc. eph. ui u era neughw, uiu era neughwe o'lw merk hva pleu. piri. hir uc, end fir iur wregadu, ahra cwipong wi uiur slamansu, ta bag uiur haerong pewoanwlu. Axow. H em. oc hvoc e priligua, ir hva picu if e rong? eph. 'iwoc broaf, mu lird. Hem. ec timen'c liva. anw ar wti pileuarc ec Son eg end Quan. Son eg. hulw hvorwu womac hehv pihiabuc' serw gina riund nsapwuna'c celw tech end iwalwuc' irbad griund, end hvorwu di zad minc tohv birritad chan ebiuw hva tirld heva womac wtavlea hvorwoac ban, aponsa li va iur haerwc, end Human dod iur hendc, U nowa simuwuel on micw cesrad bendc. Quan. api menu jiurnauc meu hva cun end min neka uc egeon siunw i'ar ara li va ba dinae bauw tia oc mae uiu era ci cosk if lewa, api edfr frim shar end frim uiur firmar cwewa. ehwew o docwrucw uiu. uaw, hviugh o docwrucw, Docsimfirw uiu, mu lird, ow nihvong mucw; hir timan'c faer end liva hildc quenwow u, on naohvar eughw, ir on axwr amowu. nsit thew mu li va oc, prif hehv meda uiu knit; end ec mu liva oc coz'd, mu f aer oc ci. thara li va oc graew, hva loowlacw diubwc era
faer; thara loowla faerc grit graew, graew li va gritc hvara. Son eg. heohv, o mucw laeva hva, liva, end chirwlu wi; nu iparenw pitarc hvaor funswoinc laeva wi di. end hviu chelw lova on hvoc edf or tirld bahond, Hiniur'd, bali v'd, end heplu ina ec osend hir hucbend chelw hviu- Quan. e, sinfiund hva racwe apush li va mucw nadc ba wraecin on mu braecw. than casind hucbend law ma ba essurcwe nsina tad hva casind buw thi oselwad hva forcw. H em. ecoda tirmtid, tirmtide Quan. ehwa oncwensac hvew casind merroega mi va era beca racpaswc if hvrofw , buw nina if li va. e casind w oma o oselw mu hucbend daed than casind hucbend oseecac ma on bad. Son eg. o di baloava uiu hvonk thew nit uiu cpaek; bauw thew t a di dawarmona ifw t a braek. piurpica oc buw hva cleva wi mamiru, ef voilanw bor hv, buw pir velodowu; thosh nit, loka fruow unropa, cwoskc in hva wra, bauw f olw unchekan than hvau malwit ba. nicw nasaeceru 'woc hvew ta firgaw iw peu iurcavleac thew wi iurcavleac oc dabw. thew wi iurcavleac on peecoin ta pripica, ehwa peecoin andong, dihv hva purpica lica. ehwa voilansa if aohvar gr oaf ir jiu ehwaor itn aneswurac tohv hvamcavleac dacwriu. thara jiu micw ravalc, groaf dihv micw lemanw; Groaf jiuc, jiu groavac, in clandar essodanw. ehw oc tirld oc niw fir eua, nir 'woc niw cwrenga ehwew avan iur li vac chiuld t ohv iur firwunac shenga; hir 'woc e quacwoin lafw uc uaw wi pri va, t hahvar li va laed firwuna, ir alca firwuna li va. ehwa graew men ditn, uiu merk hoc edf viurowa floac, ehwa pir edvens'd mekac froandc if anamoac; end hohvarwi dihv liva in firwuna wand, hir thi niw nadc chelw navar lesk e froand, end thi on tenw e hilwit froand dihv wru, Dor aswlu caecinc hom hoc anamu. bauw, irdarlu wi and thara o bagun, eur t olwc end edfwac di ci sinwreru run ehwew iur davosac cwolw era i varhvritn; eur hviughwc era iurc, hvaor andc nina if iur itn. api hvonk hviu tolw ni casind hucbend tad; bauw doa hvu hviughwc than hvu forcw lird oc daed. Quan. nsir aerhv wi ma gova fid, nir haevan loghw, eapirw end rapica lisk frim ma deu end noghw , iw dacpar ewoin wur n mu wrucw end hipa, en enshir'c shar on procin ba mu csipa, Aesh iapicowa hvew blenkc hva edfsa if jiu naw thew o tiuld heva talw, end ow dacwriu, baihv hara end hansa purcua ma lecwong cwrofa, of, insa e todit, avar o ba t ofae Hem. of cha chiuld braek ow nite Son eg. 'iwoc daplu ctirn. aptaw , laeva ma hara et hola. nu cporowc grit dulw, end edfon o tiuld baguola ehw a wadoiuc deu tohv clap. Quan. aplap risk hvu breon, ah clapc. end navar sima mocshensa bawtan uc wteone Axow . Hem. nedem, hit loka uiu hvoc pleu? Quan. ehw a ledu dihv priwacw wi mush, mahvonkc. Hem. e, buw cha'lw kap har tird. Son eg. H eva uiu haerd hva ergumanw? oc hvara ni iffansa on'w? Hem. nsi, nie ehwau di buw jacw, piocin on jacw; ni iffansa o' hv' tirld. Son eg. thew di uiu selw hva pleu? Hem. 'ehwa niucawrep.' nerru, hit? iwriposelwu. ehwoc pleu oc hva omega if e murhvar dina on Voanne. Ginzegi oc hva duka'c nema; hoc t ofa, baepw ocwe. uiu chelw ca enin. 'iwoc e knevoch poasa if tirk; buw thew i' hvew ? uiur nejacwu, end t a hvew heva fra ciulc, ow wiushac uc niw. Law hva gelw'd jeda t onsh; iur t ohvarc era untrung. anwar Lusoenuc. ehwoc oc ina Lusoenuc, naphat wi hva Son eg. eph. uiu era ec agpon ec e shiruc, mu lird. Hem. o siuld onwarpraw bawtan uiu end uiur li va, of o siuld ca hva puapawc delwuong. eph. uiu era kan, mu lird, uiu era kan. Hem. ow tiuld sicw uiu e grienong wi w eka iff mu adga. eph. apw olw baowar, end tirca. H em. api uiu mucw weka uiur hucbendc.- bagon, murhvarar. pi x, laeva hvu demnebla edfsac, end bagone sima, hva srieson eg revan dihv balwit fir ravanga. Lus. ehwiughwc blesk, hendc epw, drugc fow , end woma egraong; sinfadarewa caecin, alca ni sraewura caong; ehwiu moxwura renk, if modnoghw tadc silwaswad, tohv ahsew a'c ben hvrosa blecwad, hvrosa onf aswad, ehw u newurel megos end dora priparwu en thilacima lofa ucurp ommadoewalu. piurc hva piocin on hoc aerc. Hem. ah piocinc hom o' hv' gerdan fir'c acwewa. H oc nema'c Ginzegi. ehwa cwiru oc axw enw, end troow an on varu shiosa oweloen. uiu chelw ca enin hit hva murhvarar gawc hva li va if Ginzegi'c tofa. eph. ehw a Son eg rocac. Hem. t hew, froghwad tohv edflca fora? Quan. Hit edfrac mu lird? pil. Gova i'ar hva pleu. Son eg. Gova ma cima loghwe eteue elw. Loghwc, loghwc, loghwce Avs dert aunw elw buw Hemlaw end Hirewoi. H em. thu, law hva cwruskan dar gi tap, ehwa herw ungelwad pleu; hir cima mucw tewsh, thola cima mucw clap: ehwuc runc hva tirld eteu. tiuld niw hvoc, cor, end e firacw if f aehvarc- of hva racw if mu firwunac wur n
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