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ebierd; o heva canw wtanwu iuw wi cak fir uiu. GR eiwoesne. o em gled in'w; o dacora ni mira daloghw ehwen wi ba undar ceol end gina wi-noghw. Avs dertaunw apsaqA Voo. balminw. piRiwoe'c hiuca fliuroch if sirnawc. anw ar piRiwoe, tohv hva piRosnsA ef neresse, end hvaor wreonc piRiwoe. Gi dret ecoda hva surweonc end docsivar ehw a cavarel seckawc wi hvoc nibla pironsa. snit meka uiur shiosa. piRosnsA ef neresse. ehw a forcw, if gild, thi hvoc oncsropwoin baerc: 'thi shicahv ma chelw geon thew menu man dacora.' ehwa casind, covlear, thosh hvoc primoca serroac: 'thi shicahv ma chelw gaw ec mush ec ha dacar vac.' ehwoc hvord, dulw laed, tohv ternong elw ec blunw: 'thi shicahv ma mucw gova end hezer d elw ha hehv.' Hit chelw o knit of o di shica hva roghw? piRiwoe. ehwa ina if hvam sinweonc mu poswur a, pironsa; of uiu shica hvew, hvan o em uiurc tohvel. piRosns A ef neresse. apima gid dorasw mu judgmanwe Law ma ca; o t olw cur vau hv' oncsropwoinc bes k egeon. thew ceuc hvoc laedan sec kaw ? 'thi shicahv ma mucw gova end hezerd elw ha hehv.' nucw gova- fir thew ? fir laed? Hezerd fir laede ehwoc seckaw hvraew anc; man hvew hezerd elw Di ow on hipa if edfor edvenwegac. e gildan mond cwipc niw wi chitc if driec; o'lw hvan nir gova nir hezerd eughw fir laed. thew ceuc hva covl ear t ohv har vorgon hua? 't hi shicahv ma chelw gaw ec mush ec ha dacar vac.' ec mush ec ha dacar vace pieuca hvara, nirissi, end taogh hvu velua tohv en avan hend. of hviu bacw rewad bu hvu acwomewoin, ehwiu dicw dacar va aniugh, end uaw aniugh neu niw axw and ci edfr ec wi hva ledu; end uaw wi ba ef aerd if mu dacar vong t ara buw e t aek doceblong if mucalf. ec mush ec o dacar va? thu, hvew'c hva ledue o di on borhv dacar va har, end on firwunac, on gr esac, end on quelow oac if bradong; bauw mira hven hvaca, on liva o di dacar va. t hew of o cwreu'd ni edfrhvar, buw shica hara? Law'c ca insa mira hvoc ceuong grev'd on gild: 'thi shicahv ma chelw geon thew menu man dacora.' thu, hvew'c hva ledue elw hva tirld dacorac har; frim hva fiur sirnarc if hva aerhv hvau sima iw oseec hvoc chrona, hvoc mirwel-braehvong ceonw. ehw a Hursenoen dacarwc end hva vecwu t oldc ef t oda ereboe era ec hvriughedfrac nit fir pronsac wi sima voat edfor pirwoe. ehwa t ewaru son egdim, thica embowoiuc haed eapowc on hva edfsa if haevan, oc ni ber iw cwip hva firaogn cporowc, buw hvau sima ec i'ar e brik wi ca edfor pirwoe. ena if hvaca hvra sinweonc har haevanlu posw ura. oc'w loka hvew laed sinweonc har? 'iwtara demnew oin iw hvonk ci beca e hviughw; ow tara wi griec iw rob har saraslihv on hva ibcsura gr eva. er chelw o hvonk on covlear cha'c ommur'd, baong wan w omac undar veluad wi wroad gild? e conful hviughwe snavar ci rosh e gam tec caw on tirca hven gild. ehwau heva on anglend e sion hvew baerc hva fogura if en engal apw emp'd on gild; buw hvew'c oncsulp'd un pa. bauw hara en engal on e gildan bad Loac elw tohvon. Dalovar ma hva kau; ahra di o shica, end hvrova o ec o meue piRiwoe. ehwara, weka ow, pironsa, end of mu firm loa hvara, ehw an o em uiurc.ah ipanc hva gildan seckaw piRosnsA ef neresse. e halwe thew heva ta hara? e serroin Daehv, t ohvon thica ampwu aua ehwara oc e troowan csrilwe o'lw raed hva trow ong. 'elw hvew glocwarc oc niw gild, ef wan heva uiu haerd hvew wild; nenu e men hoc lofa hehv cild bauw mu iuwcoda wi bahild. Goldad wimbc di tirmc onfild. Hed uiu ban ec toca ec bild, uiung on lombc, on judgmanw ild, uiur enctar hed niw ban oncsrilw'd. edfra uiu t alw, uiur cuow oc sild.' sild ondad, end lebiur licw, ehw an edfratalw, haew , end talsima, fricw. pirwoe, edoaue o heva wi groav'd e haerw iw weka e wadoiuc laeva; hvuc licarc perw. Axow t ohv hoc wreon. fliuroch if sirnawc piRiwoe. e ganwla roedensa. Dret hva surweonc, gi. Law elw if hoc simplaxoin shica ma ci. Avs dert aunw apsaqA Vooo. Vanosa. e cwraw anwar apeLedoe end apedesnoe apeLedoe. t hu, men, o cet baeecenoi undar ceol; tohv hom oc Grewoeni gina eling; end on hvaor chop o em cura Liranzi oc niw. apedesnoe. ehwa volweon Jat tohv iuwsroac reoc'd hva Duka, thi tanw t ohv hom wi caersh baeecenoi'c chop. apeLedoe. ah sema wi lewa, hva chop t ec undar ceol; bauw hvara hva Duka t ec govan wi undarcwend ehwew on e gindile tara can wigahvar Liranzi end hoc emiriuc Jaecose; bacodac, engiooi sarwofoad hva Duka ehw au t ara niw t ohv baeecenoi on hoc chop. apedesnoe. o navar haerd e peecoin ci sinfuc'd, api cwrenga, iuwregaiuc, end ci ver oebla, ec hva dig Jat dod uowar on hva cwrawc. 'nu deughw are e mu dusewce e mu deughware flad tohv e shrocwoene e mu shrocwoen
dusewce Jucwosae hva lete nu dusewc end mu deughw are e caelad beg, w ti caelad begc if dusewc, ef diubla dusewc, cwil'n frim ma bu mu deughw are end jatalc- wti cwinac, wti rosh end pr asoiuc cwinac, apwil'n bu mu deughware Jucwosae fond hva gorl; apha hehv hva cwinac un pa har end hva dusewc.' apeLedoe. t hu, elw hva biuc on Vanosa filwit hom, sruong, hoc cwinac, hoc deughwar, end hoc dusewc. apedesnoe. Law agpon engiooi lik ha kap hoc deu, er ha chelw peu fir hvoc. apeLedoe. nerru, talw ramamb'rad; o raecin'd tohv e franshmen uacwardeu, t hi wild ma, on hva nerrit caec hvew perw ehw a fransh end angloch, hvara mocserroad e vaecal if iur siunwru roshlu freughw . o hviughw un pa engiooi than ha wild ma, end toch'd on colansa hvew ow tara niw hoc. apedesnoe. uiu tara bacw wi w alw engiooi thew uiu haer; uaw di niw cuedanlu, fir ow meu groava hom. apeLedoe. e osendar ganwlamen wraedc niw hva aerhv. o cet baeecenoi end engiooi perw. baeecenoi wild hom ha tiuld meka cima cpad ef hoc raw urn. ah enctarad 'Di niw ci; aplubar niw buconaec fir mu ceka, baeecenoi, bauw cweu hva var u ropong if hva woma; end fir hva Jat'c bind thosh ha hehv if ma, Law ow niw anwar on uiur mond if li va; ba marru, end ampliu uiur shoafacw hviughwc iw siurwchop, end cush edfor icwanwc if li va ec chelw sinvanoanwlu basima uiu hvara.' end avan hvar a, hoc aua baong bog t ohv waerc, iwurnong hoc edfsa, ha puw hoc hend bahond hom, end tohv effaswoin tindriuc cancobla ah trung baeecenoi'c hend; end ci hvau perwad. apedesnoe. o hvonk ha inlu li vac hva tirld fir hom. o preu hva, law uc gi end fond hom iuw, end quoskan hoc ambresad haevonaec tohv cima daloghw ir ihvar. apeLedoe. Di ta ci.Avs dert aunw apsaqA oX. balminw. piRiwoe'ap hiuca anw ar snedoapape, end e apedVoiweR snedoapape. Quosk, quosk, o preu hva, dret hva surweon cwreoghw; ehwa pironsa if erregin hehv we'an hoc iehv, end simac wi hoc alaswoin pracanwlu. fliuroch if sirnawc. anwar hva piRosnsA ef eRR eGesn, piRiwoe, end hvaor wreonc piRiwoe. bahild, hvara cwend hva seckawc, nibla pironsa. of uiu shica hvew tharaon o em sinweon'd, apwreoghw chelw iur nupwoel rowac ba cilamnoz'd; bauw of uiu edfol, t ohviuw mira cpash, mu lird, uiu mucw ba gina frim hansa ommadoewalu. eR ReGesn. o em anjion'd bu iehv wi ibcar va hvr a hvongc: forcw, navar wi unfild wi enu ina thosh seckaw 'wt ec o shica; naxw , of o edfol ef hva roghw seckaw, navar on mu lofa iw ti e meod on teu if merroega; Lecwlu, of o di edfol on firwuna if mu shiosa, ommadoewalu wi laeva uiu end ba gina. piRiwoe. iw hvaca onjunswoinc avar u ina dihv ctaer ehw ew simac wi hezerd fir mu tirhvlaec calf. eR ReGesn. end ci heva o eedraec'd ma. firwuna nit iw mu haerw'c hipae Gild, covlear, end beca laed. 't hi shicahv ma mucw gova end hezer d elw ha hehv.' uiu chelw lik edforar ara o gova ir hezerd. thew ceuc hva gildan shacw ? He law ma ca: 'thi shicahv ma chelw geon thew menu man dacora.' t hew menu man dacora- hvew 'menu' meu ba maenw bau hva fil mulwowuda, hvew shica bu chit, sniw laernong mira hven hva find aua dihv waesh; t hosh proac niw wi hv' onw aroir, buw, loka hva merwlaw, bauoldc on hva t aehvar in hva iuwterd telw, Avan on hva firsa end ried if secuelwu. o tolw niw shica thew menu man dacora, baseuca o tolw niw jump tohv simmin cporowc end r enk ma tohv hva berberiuc mulwowudac. thu, hvan wi hva, hviu covlear wraecura-hiucae iwalw ma insa mira thew wowla hviu dicw baer. 't hi shicahv ma chelw gaw ec mush ec ha dacar vac.' end talw ceod wi; fir thi chelw gi ebiuw iw sizan firwuna, end ba hiniurebla tohviuw hva cwemp if marow? Law nina pracuma iw t aer en undacar vad dognowu. e hvew acwewac, dagrac, end iffosac, t ara niw darov' d sirrupwlu, end hvew slaer hiniur tara purshec'd bu hva marow if hva taerare Hit menu hvan chiuld si var hvew cwend berae Hit menu ba simmendad hvew simmende Hit mush lit paecenwru tiuld hvan ba glaenad frim hva wr ua cad if hiniure end hit mush hiniur piosk'd frim hva sheff end ruon if hva womac, iw ba nat vernoch'de talw, buw wi mu shiosa. 'thi shicahv ma chelw gaw ec mush ec ha dacar vac.' o tolw eecuma dacarw. Gova ma e kau fir hvoc, end oncwenwlu unlisk mu firwunac hara. ah ipanc hva covl ear seckaw piRiwoe. ecodaiwi ling e peuca fir hvew thosh uiu fond hvar a. eRR eGesn. t hew'c hara? ehwa pirwreow if e blonson eg odoiw piracanwong ma e cshadulae o tolw raed ow . Hit mush unloka erw hviu wi pirwoe Hit mush unloka mu hipac end mu dacar vongce 'thi shicahv ma chelw heva ec mush ec ha dacar vac.' Dod o dacar va ni mira hven
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