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ehwan di buw ceu wi ma thew o chiuld di ehwew on uiur knitladga meu bu ma ba dina, end o em pracw unwi ow ; hvarafira, cpaek. baeapapesnoe. on balminw oc e ledu roshlu lafw , end cha oc edfor end, edforar hven hvew tird, ef tindriuc vorw uac. apimawomac frim har auac o dod rasaova edf or cpashlaec maecegac. ahr nema oc pirwoe- nihvong undar velu'd iw sewi'c deughwar, baruwuc' pirwoe. snir oc hva toda tirld ognirenw if har tirhv; fir hva fiur tondc blit on frim avaru siecw Ranit nad cuowirc, end har cunnu liskc Heng in har wamplac loka e gildan flasa, t hosh mekac har caew if balminw silshic' cwrind, end menu Jecinc sima on quacw if har. e mu engiooi, hed o buw hva maenc iw hild e rovel plesa tohv ina if hvam, o heva e mond pracegac ma cush hvrofw ehwew o chiuld quacwoinlaec ba firwunewa. eoigbnoe. ehwiu knit'cw hvew elw mu firwunac era ew cae; snaohvar heva o minau nir simmidowu iw reoca e pracanw cum; hvarafira gi firhv, iwru thew mu sradow sen on Vanosa di; ehw ew chelw ba resk'd, avan wi hva uowarmicw, iw furnoch hva wi balminw wi edfor pirwoe. Gi pracanwlu onquora, end ci tolw o, thara minau oc; end o ni quacw oin meka iw heva ow if mu wrucw ir fir mu ceka.Avs dertaunw apsaqA oo. balminw. piRiwoe'ap hiuca anw ar piRiwoe t ohv har t eowong-timen, snedoapape piRiwoe. bau mu wrihv, snaroece, mu loowla bidu oc et aeru if hvoc graew tirld. snedoapape. uiu tiuld ba, ct aw medem, of uiur mocaroac tara on hva cema ebundensa ec uiur agpon firwunac era; end uaw, fir eughw o ca, hvau era ec cosk hvew curfaow tohv wi mush ec hvau hvew cwer va tohv nihvong. ow oc ni maen heaponaec, hvarafira, wi ba caewad on hva maen: cuparfluowu sima cinar bu thowa heorc, buw simpawansu lovac lingar. piRiwoe. gapon canwansac, end talw priniuns'd. snedoapape. ehwau tiuld ba baowar, of talw filwitad. piRiwoe. of wi di tara ec aecu ec wi knit t hew tara agpon wi di, shepalc hed ban shurshac, end pir man'c siowegac pronsac' pelesac. ow oc e agpon dovona hvew filwitc hoc itn oncwruswoinc; o sen aecoar waesh wtanwu t hew t ara agpon wi ba dina hven wi ba ina if hva w tanw u wi filwit mona itn waeshong. ehwa breon meu davoca letc fir hva blid, buw e hiw w ampar laepc i'ar e sild dasra; cush e hera oc mednaec hva uiuhv, wi cosep i'ar hva machac if agpon siuncal hva sroapla. bauw hvoc raecinong oc niw on hva edfchoin wi shica ma e hucbend. e ma, hva tird 'shica'e o meu naohvar shica thi o tiuld nir rafuca thi o docloka; ci oc hva tolw if e lovong deughwar surb'd bu hva tolw if e daed edfhvar. oc ow niw herd, snar oece, hvew o senniw shica ina, nir rafuca nina? snedoapape. uiur edf hvar tec avar vorwuiuc, end hilu man ew hvaor daehv heva agpon oncporewoinc; hvarafira hva liow'ru hvew ha hehv davocad on hvaca hvra shacwc, if gild, covlear, end laed- t haraif thi shicac hoc maenong shicac uiu- tolw ni diubw navar ba shican bu enu roghwlu buw ina thi uiu chelw roghwlu li va. bauw thew termhv oc hvara on uiur effaswoin witerdc enu if hvaca pronsalu cuowirc hvew era elraedu sima? piRiwoe. o preu hva i var-nema hvam; end ec hviu nemacw hvam, o tolw dacsroba hvam; end essirdong wi mu dacsropwoin, laval ew mu effaswoin. snedoapape. forcw, hvara oc hva snaepilowen pronsa. piRiwoe. eu, hvew'c e silw ondad, fir ha dihv nihvong buw welk if hoc hirca; end ha mekac ow e graew eapriproewoin wi hoc itn agpon perwc hvew ha sen chia hom homcalf; o em mush efaer'd mu ledu hoc mihvar pleu'd edflca t ohv e cmohv. snedoapape. ehwan oc hvara hva siunwu pielew ona. piRiwoe. ah dihv nihvong buw fritn, ec thi chiuld ceu 'en uiu tolw niw heva ma, shica.' ah haerc marru welac end cmolac niw. o faer ha tolw pri va hva t apong pholiciphar than ha gritc ild, baong ci fulw if unmennarlu cednaec on hoc uiuhv. o hed rehvar ba merroad wi e daehv'c-haed tohv e bina on hoc miuhv hven wi aohvar if hvaca. apobn dafand ma frim hvaca w tie snedoapape. Hit ceu uiu bu hva fransh lird, nincoaur La bain? piRiwoe. apobn meda hom, end hvarafira law hom peec fir e men. on wruhv, o knit ow oc e con wi ba e miskar, buw ha- thu, ha hehv e hirca baowar hven hva snaepilowen'c, e baowar bed hebow if fritnong hven hva siunw pielewona; ha oc avaru men on ni men. of e hvricwla cong ha edflwc cwreoghw e-sep'rong; ha tolw fansa tohv hoc itn chedit; of o chiuld merru hom, o chiuld merru wtanw u hucbendc. of ha tiuld dacpoca ma, o tiuld firgova hom; fir of ha li va ma wi mednaec, o chelw navar raquowa hom. snedoapape. thew ceu uiu hvan wi edflsinbrodga, hva uiung berin if anglend? piRiwoe. uiu knit o ceu nihvong wi hom, fir ha undarcwendc niw ma, nir o
hom: ha hehv naohvar Lewon, fransh, nir oweloen, end uiu tolw sima onwi hva siurw end ctaer hvew o heva e pir pannutirhv on hva angloch. ah oc e pripar men'c poswura; buw elec, t hi sen sinvarca t ohv e dumb-chit? Hit iedlu ha oc cuow ade o hvonk ha biughw hoc diublaw on owelu, hoc riund hica on frensa, hoc binnaw on Garmenu, end hoc bahevoiur avaruthar a. snedoapape. thew hvonk uiu if hva apsiowoch lird, hoc naoghbiur? piRiwoe. ehw ew ha hehv e naoghbiurlu sherow u on hom, fir ha birritad e bi x if hva aer if hva anglochmen, end ctira ha tiuld peu hom egeon than ha tec ebla; o hvonk hva franshmen basema hoc curawu, end cael'd undar fir enihvar. snedoapape. Hit loka uiu hva uiung Garmen, hva Duka if apexinu'c naphat? piRiwoe. Varu volalu on hva mirnong t han ha oc cibar; end micw volalu on hva efwar nin than ha oc drunk. than ha oc bacw, ha oc e loowla tirca hven e men, end t han ha oc tircw, ha oc loowla baowar hven e baecw. en hva tircw edflw hvew avar falw, o hipa o chelw meka chofw wi gi tohviuw hom. snedoapape. of ha chiuld iffar wi shica, end shica hva roghw sec kaw, uiu chiuld rafuca wi parfirm uiur edfhvar'c tolw, of uiu chiuld rafuca wi essapw hom. piRiwoe. ehwarafira, fir faer if hva tircw, o preu hva caw e dap gleec if Rhanoch t ona in hva sinwreru seckaw; fir of hva davol ba t ohvon end hvew wampw ewoin t ohviuw, o knit ha tolw shica ow. o tolw di enuhvong, snaroece, ara o tolw ba merroad wi e cpinga. snedoapape. uiu nad niw f aer, ledu, hva hevong enu if hvaca lirdc; hvau heva esqueonwad ma tohv hvaor dawarmonew oinc, thosh oc ondad wi rawurn wi hvaor hima, end wi wriubla uiu tohv ni mira cuow, unlaec uiu meu ba tin bu cima ihvar cirw hven uiur edfhvar'c ompicowoin, dapandong in hva seckawc. piRiwoe. of o lova wi ba ec ild ec apobulwe, o tolw doa ec shecw a ec Doene, unlaec o ba ibweonad bu hva mennar if mu edfhvar'c tolw. o em gled hvoc persal if tiarc era ci raecinebla; fir hvara oc niw ina eming hvam buw o diwa in hoc varu ebcansa, end o preu apobn grenw hvam e edfor daperwur a. snedoapape. Di uiu niw ramambar, ledu, on uiur edfhvar'c woma, e Vanawoen, e cshiler end e cildoar, hvew sema hohvar on simpenu if hva nerquoc if ninw farrew? piRiwoe. uac, uac, ow tec baeecenoi; ec o hvonk, ci tec ha selw'd. snedoapape. iwrua, medem; ha, if elw hva man hvew avar mu filoch auac lik'd un pa, t ec hva bacw dacar vong e edfor ledu. piRiwoe. o ramambar hom talw, end o ramambar hom tirhvu if hvu preoca. anw ar e apedVosnGnesn Hit nite thew natc? apedVosnGnesn. ehwa fiur cwrengarc cak fir uiu, medem, wi weka hvaor laeva; end hvara oc e firarunnar sima frim e fofhv, hva pironsa if nirissi, thi brongc tird hva pironsa hoc mecwar tolw ba hara wi-noghw. piRiwoe. of o siuld bod hva f ofhv talsima tohv ci agpon haerw ec o sen bod hva ihvar fiur edfratalw, o chiuld ba gled if hoc eapriesh; of ha heva hva sindow oin if e ceonw end hva simplaxoin if e davol, o hed rehvar ha chiuld chrova ma hven tova ma. sima, snaroece. aporreh, gi bafira. tholac ta chuw hva gewa un pa ina tiar, enihvar kniskc ew hva dir. Avs dert aunw apsaqA ooo. Vanosa. e publos plesa anwar baeapapesnoe tohv apHuilsK hva Jat apHuilsK. ehwr a hvi ucend dusewc- talw. baeapapesnoe. eu, cor, fir hvra minhvc. apH uilsK. fir hvra minhvc- t alw. baeapapesnoe. fir hva t hosh, ec o wild uiu, engiooi chelw ba biund. apH uilsK. engiooi chelw basima biundtalw. baeapapesnoe. neu uiu cwaed ma? tolw uiu plaecura ma? aphelw o knit uiur enctar? apHuilsK. ehwra hvi ucend dusewc fir hvra minhvc, end engiooi biund. baeapapesnoe. uiur enctar wi hvew. apHuilsK. engiooi oc e agpon men. baeapapesnoe. Heva uiu haerd enu ompuw ewoin wi hva sinwreru? apHuilsK. Hi, ni, ni, ni, ni; mu maenong on ceuong ha oc e agpon men oc wi heva uiu undarcwend ma hvew ha oc cuffosoanw; uaw hoc maenc era on cuapicowoin: ha hehv en er gicu biund wi iwropiloc, enihvar wi hva ondoac; o undarcwend, miraivar, un pa hva Roelwi, ha hehv e hvord ew naxosi, e fiurhv fir anglend- end ihvar vanw urac ha hehv, cquend'rad ebried. bauw chopc era buw bierdc, ceolirc buw man; hvara ba lend-rewc end tewar-rewc, t ewarhvoavac end lend-hvoavac- o maen por ewac; end hvan hvara oc hva parol if tewarc, tondc, end riskc. ehw a men oc, niwtohvcwendong, cuff osoanw. ehwra hviucend dusewc- o hvonk o meu weka hoc bind. baeapapesnoe. ba eecur'd uiu meu. apH uilsK. o tolw ba eecur'd o meu; end, hvew o meu ba eecurad, o tolw bahvonk ma. neu o cpaek tohv engiooi? baeapapesnoe. of ow plaeca uiu wi dona t ohv uc. apHuilsK. uac, wi cmalw pirk, wi aew if hva hebowew oin thosh uiur priphaw, hva snezerowa, sinjurad hva davol onwie o tolw buu t ohv
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