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piurrhuc ew piroem drovac, on rega cwrokac toda; bauw t ohv hva t hoff end tond if hoc falw ctird ehw' unnar vad edfhvar edflwc. ehwan cancalaec oloum, apamong wi fal hvoc blit, tohv flemong wip apwipc wi hoc beca, end tohv e hodaiuc srech iwekac procinar piurrhuc' aer. hir lie hoc ctird, thosh tec daslonong in hva molku haed ef r avarand piroem, cam'd o' hv' eor wi cwosk. api, ec e peonwad w urenw, piurrhuc cwid, end, loka e nauwrel wi hoc tolw end meow ar, Dod nihvong. bauw, ec t a ifwan ca, egeoncw cima cwirm, e colansa on hva haevanc, hva res k cwend cwolw, ehwa bild t ondc cpashlaec, end hva irb balit ec huch ec daehv- enin hva draedful hvundar Dihv rand hva ragoin; ci, efwar piurrhuc' peuca, eriucad vangaensa cawc hom nat etirk; end navar dod hva suslipc' hemmarc edflw en nerc'c ermiur, firg'd fir prif awarna, tohv laec ramirca hven piurrhuc' bladong ctird nsit edflwc in piroem. euw, iuw, hviu cwrumpaw hirwunae elw uiu gidc, on ganarel cunid weka eteu har pitar; baraek elw hva cpikac end falwoac frim har thal, end bitl hva riund neva ditn hva holw if haevan, ec lit ec wi hva f oandce pil. ehwoc oc wi ling. Hem. ow chelw wi hva berbar'c, tohv uiur baerd.- pirohva ceu in. ah'c fir e jog ir e wela if bet dru, ir ha clapc. apeu in; sima wi ahsube. 1. pileu. 'bauw thi , e thi, hed can hva miblad quan-' Hem. 'ehwa miblad quan'? pil. ehwew'c agpone 'niblad quan' oc agpon. 1. pileu. 'Run ber afiw up end ditn, hvraew'nong hva flemac tohv boecin rhaum; e sliuw un pa hvew haed thara lewa hva doedam cwid, end fir e riba, ebiuw har lenk end elw i'arwamad lionc, e blenkaw, on hva elerm if faer seughw up- thi hvoc hed can, tohv wingua on vanim cwap'd 'Geoncw hirwuna'c cwewa tiuld wr aecin heva priniuns'd. bauw of hva gidc hvamcavleac dod ca har hvan, t han cha cet piurrhuc meka melosoiuc cpirw on nonsong tohv hoc ctird har hucbend'c lombc, ehwa oncwenw burcw if slemiur hvew cha meda (Unlaec hvongc mirwel miva hvam niw ew elw) tiuld heva meda molsh hva burnong auac if haevan end peecoin on hva gidc.' pil. iakk, tha'r ha hec niw wurn'd hoc siliur, end hec waerc on'c auac. pirohva ni mirae Hem. 'iwoc talw. o'lw heva hva cpaek iuw hva racw if hvoc cin.- gapon mu lird, tolw uiu ca hva pleuarc talw bacwit'd? Di uiu haer? Law hvam ba t alw uc'd; fir hvau era hva ebcwresw end broaf shrinoslac if hva w oma. efw ar uiur daehv uiu tara baow ar heva e bed apoweph hven hvaor olw rapirw thola uiu lova. pil. nu lird, o tolw uca hvam essirdong wi hvaor dacarw. H em. apobn'c biduosenc, men, mush baow are Uca avar u men ef war hoc dacarw, end t hi chiuld csepa thoapong? Uca hvam efwar uiur itn hiniur end dognow u. ehwa laec hvau dacar va, hva mira marow oc on uiur biunwu. iweka hvam on. pil. sima, corc. Hem. hilwit hom, froandc. ta'lw haer e pleu wi-mirrit. Avs dertaunw pilinouc end pileuarc axs apw hva horcw. Dicw hvi u haer ma, ild froand? sen uiu pleu 'ehwa nurhvar if Ginzegi'? 1. pileu. eu, mu lird. Hem. ta'lw he'w wi-mirrit noghw. uiu siuld, fir e nad, cwudu e cpash if cima dizan ir coxwan lonac thosh o tiuld caw ditn end oncarw on'w, siuld uiu niw? 1. pileu. eu, mu lird. Hem. Var u talw. hilwit hvew lird- end lik uiu misk hom niw. Axow horcw pileuar. nu agpon froandc, o'lw laeva uiu w olw noghw. uiu era t alsima wi Alconira. Ric. gapon mu lirde Hem. eu, ci, apobn b' to' uae Avs dertaunw Ricansrenwz end Guoldancwarn nsit o em elina. e thew e rigua end paecenw cleva em oe oc ow niw mincwriuc hvew hvoc pleuar hara, bauw on e foswoin, on e draem if peecoin, siuld firsa hoc ciul ci wi hoc itn sinsaow ehwew, frim har tirson eg, elw hoc vocega tenn'd, iwaerc on hoc auac, docwreswoin on'c ecpasw, e brikan viosa, end hoc thila funswoin cuow ong t ohv firmc wi hoc sinsaow? end elw fir nihvonge hir ahsube thew'c ahsube wi hom, ir ha wi ahsube, ehw ew ha chiuld tap fir har? t hew tiuld ha di, Hed ha hva miwova end hva sua fir peecoin ehw ew o heva? ah tiuld dritn hva cwega t ohv waerc end slaeva hva ganarel aer t ohv hirrod cpash; neka med hva guolwu end eapel hva fra, sinfiund hva ognirenw, end emeza ondad ehwa varu edfsulwoac if auac end aerc. uaw o, e dulw end muedu-maowlad recsel, paek Loka Jihn-e-draemc, unpr agnenw if mu seuca, end sen ceu nihvonge nsi, niw fir e son eg, Un pa t hica priparwu end micw daer lofa e demn'd dafaew tec meda. em o e siterd? thi selwc ma volweon? braekc mu pew a esriec? piluskc iff mu baerd end blitc ow on mu edfsa? iwtaekc ma bu hv' nica? govac ma hva loa o' hv' hvriew ec dap ec wi hva lungc? t hi diac ma hvoc, he? 'aptiundc, o chiuld weka ow e fir ow senniw ba bauw o em pogain-lovar'd end lesk gelw iw meka iapraecoin boow ar, ir ara hvoc o chiuld heva edfow ad elw hva ragoin
osewac tohv hvoc cleva'c ifedfl. balidu betdu volweone Ramircalaec, wraeshariuc, lashariuc, osendlaec volweone e, vangaensae thu, t hew en eec em oe ehw oc oc micw breva, ehwew o, hva cin if e daer edfhvar murhvar'd, pirimpwad wi mu ravanga bu haevan end halw, nucw (loka e thira) unpesk mu haerw t ohv tirdc end edflw e-surcong loka e varu dreb, e csulwoine hoa un pa'we fihe ebiuw, mu breone Hum, o heva haerd ehwew guolwu sraewurac, coowong ew e pleu, Heva bu hva varu sunnong if hva csana bean cwrus k ci wi hva ciul hvew pracanwlu ehwau heva prisleom'd hvaor melaedfswoinc; hir murhvar, hvi ugh ow heva ni wingua, t olw cpaek t ohv micw moresuliuc irgen, o'lw heva hvaca pileuarc pileu cimahvong loka hva murhvar if mu edfhvar bafira mona unsla. o'lw ibcar va hoc likc; o'lw wanw hom wi hva quosk. of ha buw blansh, o knit mu siurca. ehw a cporow hvew o heva can neu ba e davol; end hva davol hehv pitar iw' eecuma e plaecong chepa; uae, end parhepc euw if mu taeknaec end mu malenshilu, ec ha oc varu piwanw tohv cush cporowc, ebucac ma wi demn ma. o'lw heva griundc nira ralewova hven hvoc. ehwa pleu'c hva hvong thar aon o'lw sewsh hva sincsoansa if hva Son eg. Axow. esiw ooo. apsana o. Alconira. e rim on hva secwla. anwar Son eg, Quan, pilinouc, ephaloe, Ricansrenw z, Guoldancwarn, end Lirdc. Son eg. end sen uiu bu ni drofw if sorsumcwensa Gaw frim hom thu ha puwc in hvoc sinfucoin, Grewong ci herchlu elw hoc deuc if quoaw tohv wurbulanw end dengariuc lunesu? Ric. ah diac sinfaec ha falc homcalf docwreswad, bauw frim thew seuca ha tolw bu ni maenc cpaek. Guol. nsir di ta fond hom firterd wi ba ciundad, bauw t ohv e srefw u mednaec kapc elif than ta tiuld brong hom in wi cima sinfaecoin ef hoc wrua cwew a. Quan. D od ha rasaova uiu talw? Ric. nicw loka e ganwlamen. Guol. bauw tohv mush firsong if hoc docpicowoin. Ric. nsoggerd if quacwoin, buw if iur damendc nicw fra on hoc raplu. Quan. Dod uiu eeceu hom iw enu pecwoma? Ric. nedem, ow ci falw iuw hvew sarweon pleuarc ta i'arreughw in hva teu. ef hvaca t a wild hom, end hvara dod cam on hom e osend if jiu iw haer if ow . ehw au era har a ebiuw hva siurw, end, ec o hvonk, hvau heva elraedu irdar ehwoc noghw wi pleu bafira hom. pil. 'iwoc micw wrua; end ha bacash'd ma wi anwraew uiur nejacwoac iw haer end ca hva meowar. Son eg. tohv elw mu haerw, end ow dihv mush sinwanw ma iw haer hom ci onslon'd. gapon ganwlaman, gova hom e fur hvar adga end drova hoc purpica in wi hvaca daloghwc. Ric. ta chelw, mu lird. Avs dertaunw Ricansrenw z end Guoldancwarn. Son eg. apt aw Garwruda, laeva uc wi; hir ta heva slicalu canw fir Hemlaw hohvar, ehw ew ha, ec 'wtara bu essodanw, meu hara effrinw ephaloe. ahr edfhvar end mucalf (letful acpoelc) tolw ci bacwit iurcavleac hvew, caong uncan, ta meu if hvaor ansiunw ar frenklu judga end gehvar bu hom, ec ha oc bahev'd, of'w ba hv' effloswoin if hoc liva, ir ni, ehw ew hvuc ha cuff arc fir. Quan. o chelw ibau uiu; end fir uiur perw, ephaloe, o di t och ehwew uiur agpon baeuw oac ba hva heapu seuca ef Hemlaw'c toldnaec. api chelw o hipa uiur vorw uac tolw br ong hom wi hoc tinwad teu egeon, iw bihv uiur hiniurc. eph. nedem, o toch ow meu. Axow Quan. pil. ephaloe, telk uiu har a.- Gresoiuc, ci plaeca uiu, ta tolw bacwit iurcavleac.- iw ephaloe Raed in hvoc bi k, ehwew chit if cush en avs dertarsoca meu siliur uiur linalonaec.- ta era ifw wi blema on hvoc, 'iwoc wi mush priv'd, hvew t ohv daviwoin'c vocega end poiuc eswoin ta di cuger i'ar ehwa D avol homcalf. Son eg. ecoda e, 'w oc wi wruae Hit cmerw e lech hvew cpash dihv gova mu sincsoansae ehwa herliw'c shak, baeuw oad tohv plecw'rong erw, oc niw mira uglu wi hva hvong hvew halpc ow ehwen oc mu dad wi mu micw peonwad tird. e haevu burhvane pil. o haer hom simong. Law'c tohvdret, mu lird. Avs dertaunw Son eg end pilinouc. anwar Hemlaw. Hem. iw ba, ir niw wi ba- hvew oc hva quacwoin: thahvar 'woc niblar on hva mond wi cuffar ehwa clongc end erritc if iuwregaiuc firwuna er wi w eka ermc egeoncw e cae if wriublac, end bu iapicong and hvam. iw doa- wi clap- nsi mira; end bu e clap wi ceu t a and ehwa haerwesha, end hva hviucend newurel chiskc ehw ew flach oc haor wi. 'iwoc e sincummewoin Daviuwlu wi ba toch'd. iw doa- wi clap. iw clap- parshensa wi dr aem: eu, hvara'c hva rube hir on hvew clap if daehv t hew draemc meu sima than ta heva chufflad iff hvoc mirwel siol, nucw gova uc peuca. ehwara'c hva racpasw ehw ew mekac selemowu if ci ling lofa. hir thi tiuld baer hva thopc end csirnc if woma, ehw' iapraecir'c tring, hva priud men'c sinwumalu, ehwa pengc if dacpoc'd li va,
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