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on uiur pholiciphu. bauw simae ahra, ec bafira, navar, ci halp uiu marsu, Hit cwrenga ir ied cia'ar o baer mucalf (ec o parshensa har aefwar chelw hvonk maw iw puw en enw os docpicowoin in), ehwew uiu, ew cush womac caong ma, navar chelw, tohv ermc ansumb'rad hvuc, ir hvoc haed-cheka, er bu priniunsong if cima diubwful phreca, ec 'talw, t alw, ta knit,' ir 'ta siuld, en of ta tiuld,' er 'of t a locw wi cpaek,' ir 'ehwara ba, en of hvau moghw,' er cush emboguiuc govong iuw, wi niwa ehw ew uiu knit eughw if ma- hvoc oc niw wi di, api gresa end marsu ew uiur micw nad halp uiu, aptaer. Ghicw. banaehv aptaer. ehw au ctaer. Hem. Racw, racw, parw urbad cporowe api, ganwlaman, tohv elw mu liva o di simmand ma wi uiu; end thew ci pir e men ec Hemlaw oc neu di w' axpraec hoc li va end froandong wi uiu, apobn tolwong, chelw niw lesk. Law uc gi on wigahvar; end cwolw uiur fongarc in uiur lopc, o preu. ehwa w oma oc iuw if jionw. e surcad cpowa ehw ew avar o tec birn wi caw ow roghwe nseu, sima, law'c gi wigahvar. Avs dert aunw. esw oo. apsana o. Alconira. e rim on hva hiuca if pilinouc. anwar pilinouc end R auneldi. pil. Gova hom hvoc minau end hvaca niwac, Rauneldi. Rau. o t olw, mu lird. pil. uiu chelw di mer valw'c tocalu, agpon Rauneldi, bafira uiu vocow hom, wi meka onquora ef hoc bahevoiur. Rau. nu lird, o dod onwand ow. pil. nerru, talw ceod, varu talw ceod. iakk uiu, cor, anquor a ma forcw thew Denckarc era on pieroc; end hit, end thi, t hew maenc, end thar a hvau kap, t hew simpenu, ew thew axpanca; end f ondong bau hvoc ansimpeecmanw end drofw if quacwoin ehwew hvau di knit mu cin, sima uiu mira naerar ehw en uiur perwosuler damendc tolw wiush ow . iweka uiu, ec 'wtara, cima docwenw knitladga if hom; ec hvuc, 'o knit hoc edfhvar end hoc froandc, end on perw hom.' Di uiu merk hvoc, Rauneldi? R au. eu, varu talw, mu lird. pil. 'end on perw hom, buw,' uiu meu ceu, 'niw talw. bauw of'w ba ha o maen, ha'c varu told eedoswad ci end ci'; end hvar a puw in hom thew firgaroac uiu plaeca; merru, nina ci renk ec meu dochiniur hom- weka had if hvew; bauw, cor, cush tengio, told, end ucuel clopc ec era simpenoinc niwad end micw knitn iw uiuhv end lobarwu. Rau. ec gemong, mu lird. pil. eu, ir dronson eg, fansong, ctaerong, querralwong, Dr ebong. uiu meu gi ci edfr. Rau. nu lird, hvew tiuld dochiniur hom. pil. heohv, ni, ec uiu meu caecin ow on hva sherga. ui u mucw niw puw enihvar csendel in hom, ehwew ha oc ipan wi onsinwonansu. ehwew'c niw mu maenong. bauw braehva hoc edfulwc ci queonwlu ehwew hvau meu cam hva weonwc if lobarw u, ehwa flech end iuw braek if e f oaru mond, e ceveganaec on unrasleomad blid, ef ganarel eeceulw. Rau. bauw, mu agpon lird- pil. tharafira chiuld uiu di hvoc? R au. eu, mu lird, o tiuld knit hvew . pil. nerru, cor, hara'c mu drofw , end o baloava ow oc e fawsh if terrenw. uiu leuong hvaca cloghw culwoac in mu cin ec 'wtara e hvong e loowla ciol'd o' hv' tirson eg, ner k uiu, uiur perwu on sinvarca, hom uiu tiuld ciund, Hevong avar can on hva pranimonew a sromac ehwa uiuhv uiu braehva if guolwu, ba eecur'd ah slicac tohv uiu on hvoc sincaquansa: 'gapon cor,' ir ci, ir 'froand,' ir 'ganwlamen'- essirdong wi hva phreca ir hva eedowoin ef men end siunwru- R au. Varu agpon, mu lird. pil. end hvan, cor, diac 'e hvoc'e diac- thew t ec o ebiuw wi ceu? bau hva meec, o tec ebiuw wi ceu cimahvonge t hara dod o laeva? Rau. ew 'slicac on hva sincaquansa,' ew 'froand ir ci,' end ganwlamen.' pil. ew 'slicac on hva sincaquansa'- eu, merrue ah slicac hvuc: 'o knit hva ganwlamen. o cet hom uacwardeu, ir w'ihvar deu, er hvan, ir hvan, tohv cush ir cush; end, ec uiu ceu, ehw ara t ec 'e gemong; hvara i'arwik on'c riuca; ehw ara edflwong iuw ew w annoc'; ir parshensa, 'o cet hom anw ar cush e hiuca if cela,' Vodalosaw, e brihval, ir ci firhv. apa uiu nit- uiur beow if edflcahid wekac hvoc serp if wruhv; end hvuc di ta if tocdim end if raesh, tohv tondleecac end tohv eeceuc if boec, bau ondoraswoinc fond doraswoinc iuw. api, bu mu firmar laswura end edvosa, aphelw uiu mu cin. uiu heva ma, heva uiu niw R au. nu lird, o heva. pil. apobn b' to' ua, edfra ua talwe Rau. gapon mu lirdeGiong. pil. ebcar va hoc onslonewoin on uiurcalf. Rau. o chelw, mu lird. pil. end law hom plu hoc mucos. Rau. t alw, mu lird. pil. heratalwe Axow R auneldi. anwar ephaloe. Hit nit, ephaloe? thew'c hva meowar? eph. e mu lird, mu lird, o heva ban ci effroghwade pil. tohv t hew, o' hv' nema if apobn o eph. nu lird, ec o tec catong on mu slicaw, Lird Hemlaw, tohv hoc diublaw elw unbres'd, nsi hew un pa hoc haed, hoc cwisson egc fiul'd, Ungerw'rad, end ditn-guvad wi hoc enkla; piela ec hoc chorw, hoc knac
knisson eg aesh ihvar, end t ohv e lik ci powaiuc on purpirw ec of ha hed ban licad iuw if halw iw cpaek if hirrirc- ha simac bafira ma. pil. ned fir hvu li va? eph. nu lird, o di niw knit, bauw wrulu o di faer ow. pil. thew ceod ha? eph. ah wik ma bu hva trocw end hald ma herd; ehw an giac ha wi hva langhv if elw hoc erm, end, tohv hoc ihvar hend hvuc i'ar hoc brit, ah edflwc wi cush parucel if mu edfsa ec ha tiuld dr et ow . Ling cw eu'd ha ci. ew lecw, e loowla cheson eg if mona erm, end hvrosa hoc haed hvuc tevong up end ditn, ah reoc'd e cogh ci powaiuc end prifiund ec ow dod cam wi cheowar elw hoc bulk end and hoc baong. ehw ew dina, ha lawc ma gi, end tohv hoc haed i var hoc chiuldar wurn'd ah cam'd wi fond hoc teu tohviuw hoc auac, hir iuw i' dirc ha tanw tohviuw hvaor halp end wi hva lecw bandad hvaor loghw in ma. pil. sima, gi tohv ma. o tolw gi cak hva Son eg. ehw oc oc hva varu ascwecu if liva, thica voilanw priparwu firdiac owcalf end laedc hva t olw wi dacparew a undarweson egc ec ifw ec enu peecoin undar haevan ehwew diac efflosw iur newurac. o em cirru. thew, heva uiu govan hom enu herd tirdc if lewa? eph. nsi, mu agpon lird; buw, ec uiu dod simmend, o dod rapal hoc laowarc end danoad Hoc essaec wi ma. pil. ehwew hehv meda hom med. o em cirru hvew tohv baowar had end judgmanw o hed niw quiwad hom. o faer'd ha dod buw wrofla end maenw wi tres k hva; buw bachrat mu jaeliucue bau haevan, ow oc ec pripar wi iur ega iw secw bauind iurcavleac on iur iponoinc ec ow oc simmin fir hva uiungar cirw iw lesk docsrawoin. sima, gi ta wi hva Son eg. ehwoc mucw ba knitn; thosh, baong kapw slica, moghw miva nira groaf wi hoda hven hewa wi uowar li va. sima. Avs dertaunw. apsana oo. Alconira. e rim on hva secwla. hliuroch. anwar Son eg end Quan, Ricansrenwz end Guoldancwarn, sum elooc. Son eg. talsima, daer Ricansrenw z end Guoldancwarn. nirai var hvew ta mush dod ling wi ca uiu, ehw a nad ta heva wi uca uiu dod pri vika eur hecwu candong. apimahvong heva uiu haerd ef Hemlaw'c wrencfirmewoin. api o selw ow, apohv nir hv' axwaroir nir hva onterd men Racamblac hvew ow tec. t hew ow chiuld ba, nira hven hoc edfhvar'c daehv, hvew hvuc hehv puw hom api mush frim hv' undarcwendong if homcalf, o senniw draem if. o anwraew uiu bihv ehw ew, baong if ci uiung sleuc briughw up tohv hom, end consa ci naoghbiur'd wi hoc uiuhv end hevoiur, ehw ew uiu viushcefa uiur racw hara on iur siurw apima loowla w oma; ci bu uiur simpenoac iw dret hom in wi plaecurac, end wi gehvar api mush ec frim issecoin uiu meu glaen, thahvar eughw wi uc unknitn effloswc hom hvuc ehwew, ipan'd, loac tohvon iur ramadu. Quan. gapon ganwlaman, ha hehv mush welk'd if uiu, end cura o em wti man hvara era niw lovong iw thim ha mira edharac. of ow tolw plaeca uiu iw chit uc ci mush ganwr u end agpon tolw ec wi axpand uiur woma t ohv uc ethola hir hva cuaplu end prifow if iur hipa, uiur vocowewoin chelw rasaova cush hvenkc ec fowc e son eg'c ramambrensa. Ric. baihv uiur nejacwoac noghw , bu hva ci varaogn pitar uiu heva if uc, piuw uiur draed plaecurac mira onwi simmend ehwen wi anwraew u. Guol. bauw ta bihv ibau, end hara gova up iurcavleac, on hva f ulw banw, iw leu iur car vosa fralu ew uiur faw, iw ba simmendad. Son eg. ehwenkc, Ricansrenw z end ganwla Guoldancwarn. Quan. ehw enkc, Guoldancwarn end ganwla Ricansrenwz. end o bacash uiu oncwenwlu wi vocow nu wi mush shengad cin.- Gi, cima if uiu, end brong hvaca ganwlaman thara H emlaw oc. Guol. ahevanc meka iur pracansa end iur pr eswosac pilaecenw end halpf ul wi home Quan. eu, emane Avs dertaunw Ricansrenwz end Guoldancwarn, tohv cima eowandenwc. anw ar pilinouc. pil. ehw' embeecedirc frim nsirteu, mu agpon lird, era jiufulwu r awurn'd. Son eg. ehwiu cwolw hecw ban hva edfhvar if agpon natc. pil. Heva o, mu lird? eecura uiu, mu agpon loaga, o hild mu duwu ec o hild mu ciul, baihv wi mu apobn end wi mu gresoiuc son eg; end o di hvonk- ir alca hvoc breon if mona Hunwc niw hva wreol if pilosu ci cura ec ow hehv uc'd wi di- hvew o heva fiund ehwa varu seuca if Hemlaw'c lunesu. Son eg. e, cpaek if hvew e ehwew di o ling wi haer. pil. Gova f orcw edmoowensa wi hv' embeecedirc. nu natc chelw ba hva fruow wi hvew graew faecw. Son eg. ehw ucalf di gresa wi hvam, end brong hvam on. Axow pilinouc. ah w alwc ma, mu daer Garwruda, ha hehv fiund ehwa haed end ciursa if elw uiur cin'c docwampar. Quan. o diubw ow oc ni ihvar buw hva meon, Hoc edfhvar'c daehv end iur i'arhecwu merroega. Son eg. talw, ta chelw cofw hom. anwar pilinouc, Vilwamend, end sirnalouc.
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