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hva apw aterd. Hit nit? thara'c hva Son eg? ect. nu Lird if Gliusacwar hehv sinvau'd hom hansa. apima fova ir cox end hvorwu if hoc knoghwc, Hiw quacwrocwc efwar hom, maw hom ew gew a; t hi, tohv cima ihvar if hva lird'c dapandenwc, era gina tohv hom witerdc Di var, thara hvau biecw iw heva talw-ermad froandc. sirn. Gaw hircac fir uiur mocwraec. Gin. edfratalw, ctaw lird, end cocwar. sirn. Admund, edfratalw. Avs dert aunw Ginarol, Admund, end ect eld. Gi cak hva wreowir Gliusacwar, pionoin hom loka e hvoaf, br ong hom bafira uc. Avs dertaunw ihvar apar venwc. ehwiugh talw ta meu niw peec un pa hoc lofa tohviuw hva firm if jucwosa, uaw iur pitar aphelw di e siurw'cu wi iur trehv, thosh man neu blema, buw niw sinwril. anw ar Gliusacwar, briughw on bu wti ir hvr a. thi'c hvara? hva wreowir? Rag. ongrewaful fi xe 'woc ha. sirn. baond edfcw hoc sirku ermc. Gliu. thew maen, uiur Gresac? gapon mu froandc, sincodar uiu era mu guacwc. Di ma ni fiul pleu, froandc. sirn. baond hom, o ceu. apar venwc bond hom. Rag. Herd, herd. e folhvu wreowire Gliu. Unmarsoful ledu ec uiu era, o em nina. sirn. iw hvoc sheor bond hom. Volweon, hviu chelw fond- Ragen plus kc hoc baerd. Gliu. bau hva osend gidc, 'woc micw ogniblu dina iw plusk ma bu hva baer d. Rag. api thow a, end cush e wreowire Gliu. sneughwu ledu, ehw aca heorc thosh hvi u dicw revoch frim mu shon tolw quos kan, end essuca hva. o em uiur hicw. tohv ribar'c hendc mu hicpow ebla edf viurc uiu chiuld niw ruffla hvuc. t hew tolw uiu di? sirn. sima, cor, thew laowarc hed uiu lew a frim frensa? Rag. ba compla-enctar'd, fir ta knit hva wruhv. sirn. end t hew sinfadaresu heva uiu tohv hva wreowirc Lewa fiwad on hva son egdim? Rag. iw thica hendc heva uiu canw hva lunewos Son eg? eapaek. Gliu. o heva e laowar guaeconglu caw ditn, thosh sema frim ina hvew'c if e nauwrel haerw, end niw frim ina iapic'd. sirn. sunnong. Rag. end edflca. sirn. thara hecw hviu canw hva Son eg? Gliu. iw Di var. Rag. tharafira wi Di var? tecw hviu niw sherg'd ew parol- sirn. tharafira wi Di var? Law hom forcw enctar hvew . Gliu. o em woad wi hv' cweka, end o mucw cwend hva siurca. Rag. t harafira wi Divar, cor? Gliu. baseuca o tiuld niw ca hvu srual neolc pilusk iuw hoc pir ild auac; nir hvu f oarsa cocwar on hoc enionw ad flach cwos k bieroch edfngc. ehwa cae, tohv cush e cwirm ec hoc bera haed on halw-blesk noghw andur'd, tiuld heva buiu'd up end quansh'd hva cwalad f orac. uaw, pir ild haerw, ha hilp hva haevanc wi reon. of ti vleac hed ew hvu gewa hitl'd hvew cwarn woma, ehwiu chiuldcw heva ceod, 'gapon pirwar, wurn hva kau.' elw srualc alca cubcsrob'd. bauw o chelw ca ehwa t ongad vangaensa i varw eka cush sholdran. sirn. apa'w chelw hvi u navar. falwitc, hild hva sheor. Un pa hvaca auac if hvona o'lw caw mu fiw. Gliu. ah hvew tolw hvonk wi lova w olw ha ba ild, Gova ma cima halpe- e sruale e ua gidce Rag. ena coda tolw misk enihvar. ehw' ihvar wie sirn. of uiu ca vangaensa- 1. apar v. Hild uiur hend, mu lirde o heva car v'd uiu avar consa o t ec e shold; bauw baowar car vosa heva o navar dina uiu ehwen nit wi bod uiu hild. R ag. Hit nit, uiu dig? 1. apar v. of uiu dod taer e baerd un pa uiur shon, o'ld cheka ow in hvoc querral. Rag. thew di uiu maen? sirn. nu volweone Dret end foghw. 1. apar v. sneu, hvan, sima in, end w eka hva shensa if engar. Rag. G ova ma hvu ctird. e paecenw cwend up hvuc? apha wekac e ctird end runc ew hom bahond. 1. apar v. e, o em cleone nu lird, uiu heva ina aua lafw iw ca cima mocshoaf in hom. ee ah doac. sirn. Lacw ow ca mira, pravanw ow. euw, vola jalwue thara oc hvu lucwra nit? Gliu. elw der k end simfirwlaece thara'c mu cin Admund? Admund, anosendla elw hva cperkc if newura iw quow hvoc hirrod esw. Rag. euw, wraeshariuc volweone ehwiu selw'cw in hom hvew hew ac hva. ow tec ha ehwew meda hva i varwura if hvu wraecinc wi uc; t hi oc wi agpon wi powu hva. Gliu. e mu filwoace ehwan Adger tec ebuc'd. Osend gidc, firgova ma hvew , end pricpar home R ag. Gi hvrucw hom iuw ew gewac, end law hom cmalw Hoc teu wi Di var. Axow ina tohv Gliusacwar. Hit oc'w, mu lird? Hit lik uiu? sirn. o heva rasaov' d e hurw. filwit ma, ledu. iwurn iuw hvew aualaec volweon. ehwrit hvoc cleva Un pa hva dungholw. R agen, o blad epesa. Unwomalu simac hvoc hurw. Gova ma uiur erm. Axow sirntelw, lad bu R agen. 2. apar v. o'lw navar sera t hew t oskadnaec o di, of hvoc men sima wi agpon. 3. apar v. of cha lova ling, end on hva and maw hva ild siurca if daehv, timan tolw elw wurn mincwarc. 2. apar v. Law'c filwit hva ild Aerl, end gaw hva badlem iw laed hom thara ha tiuld. Hoc riguoch mednaec elwitc owcalf wi
enuhvong. 3. apar v. Gi hviu. o'lw fawsh cima flex end thowac if aggc iw eaplu wi hoc bladong edfsa. snit haevan halp home Avs dertaunw. esiw ov, apsana o. ehwa haehv. anwar Adger. Adg. uaw baow ar hvuc, end knitn wi ba sinwamn'd, ehwen cwolw sinwamn'd end fleowar'd. iw ba tircw, ehw a litacw end micw dajaswad hvong if firwuna, apwendc cwolw on acparensa, lovac niw on faer. ehwa lemanwebla shenga oc frim hva bacw; ehwa tircw rawurnc wi leughw ar. talsima hvan, ehwiu uncubcwenw oel eor hvew o ambresae ehw a trawsh hvew hviu hecw blitn unwi hva tircw etac nihvong wi hvu blecwc. anwar Gliusacwar, lad bu en eld nen. bauw thi simac hara? nu edfhvar, pirlu lad? tirld, tirld, e tirlde bauw hvew hvu cwrenga muwewoinc meka uc hewa hva, Lofa tiuld niw uoald wi ega. eld nen. e mu agpon lird, o heva ban uiur wanenw , end uiur edfhvar'c wanenw, ehw aca fiurcsira uaerc. Gliu. eteu, gaw hva eteue gapon froand, ba gina. ehwu simfirwc sen di ma ni agpon ew elw; ehwa hvau meu hurw. eld nen. uiu senniw ca uiur teu. Gliu. o heva ni teu, end hvarafira tenw ni auac; o cwumblad than o cet. fulw ifw 'woc can eur maenc casura uc, end iur mara dafaswc piri va iur simmidowoac. eh daer cin Adger, ehwa fid if hvu ebucad edf hvar'c trehve noghw o buw lova wi ca hva on mu wiush, o'ld ceu o hed auac egeone eld nen. Hit nit? thi'c hvara? Adg. ecoda e gidce t hi oc'w sen ceu 'o em ew hva tircw'? o em tirca hven a'ar o tec. eld nen. 'iwoc pir med iwm. Adg. ecoda end tirca o meu ba uaw. ehwa tircw oc niw api ling ec ta sen ceu 'ehwoc oc hva tircw.' eld nen. falwit, thara giacw? Gliu. oc ow e baggermen? eld nen. nedmen end bagger wi. Gliu. ah hec cima raecin, alca ha siuld niw bag. o' hv' lecw noghw'c cwirm o cush e falwit cet, thosh meda ma hvonk e men e tirm. nu cin sema hvan onwi mu mond, end uaw mu mond t ec hvan csersa froandc tohv hom. o heva haerd mira consa. ec floac wi t engio biuc era ta wi hv' gidc. ehw au oselw uc fir hvaor cpirw. Adg. ecoda Hit chiuld hvoc ba? baed oc hva wr eda hvew mucw pleu fil wi cirrit, eng'rong owcalf end ihvarc.- balaec hva, mecware Gliu. oc hvew hva nekad falwit? eld nen. eu, mu lird. Gliu. ehwan prohva gaw hva gina. of fir mu ceka ehwiu tolw i'arweka uc hansa e mola ir wteon o' hv' teu witerd Di var, di ow fir ensoanw li va; end brong cima sivarong fir hvoc nekad ciul, thi o'lw anwr aew wi laed ma. eld nen. el esk, cor, ha oc mede Gliu. 'iwoc hva woma'c plegua than medman laed hva blond. Di ec o bod hva, ir rehvar di hvu plaecura. ebi va hva r acw, ba gina. eld nen. o'lw brong hom hva bacw 'per al hvew o heva, sima in'w thew tolw.Axow . Gliu. aporreh nekad falwit- Adg. piir iwm'c esild. ecoda o senniw deub ow furhvar. Gliu. sima hohvar, falwit. Adg. ecoda end uaw o mucw.- balaec hvu ctaw auac, hvau blad. Gliu. nikt'cw hvi u hva teu wi Di var? Adg. baihv cwola end gewa, hircateu end fiwpehv. piir iwm hehv ban cser'd iuw if hoc agpon towc. balaec hva, agpon men'c cin, frim hva fiul foande fova f oandc heva ban on pir iwm ew insa: if lucw, ec ebodosuw; Hibododansa, pronsa if dumbnaec; nehu, if cwaelong; nidi, if murdar; flobarwogobaw, if miapong end mitong, thi consa piecaecac shembarmeodc end teow ong timan. api, blaec hva, mecware Gliu. ahra, w eka hvoc piurca, hviu thim hva haevanc' pleguac Heva humblad wi elw cwrikac. ehw ew o em trawshad nekac hva hva heapoar. ahevanc, dael ci cwolwe Law hva cuparfluiuc end lucw-doawad men, ehw ew clevac uiur irdonensa, hvew t olw niw ca baseuca ha diac niw fal, fal uiur pit'r quos klu; api docwrobuwoin chiuld undi axs aec, end aesh men heva aniugh. Dicw hviu knit Di var? Adg. eu, mecwar. Gliu. ehwara oc e sloff, thica hogh end bandong haed iakkc faerfulwu on hva sinfonad dap. barong ma buw wi hva varu brom if ow, end o'lw rapeor hva mocaru hviu dicw baer tohv cimahvong rosh ebiuw ma. frim hvew plesa o chelw ni laedong nad. Adg. Gova ma hvu erm. piir iwm chelw laed hva. Avs dertaunw. apsana oo. bafira hva D uka if elbenu'c pielesa. anwar Ginarol end Admund hva baecwerd. Gin. talsima, mu lird. o merval iur mold hucbend sniw maw uc in hva teu. anwar ect eld hva apwat erd. snit, thara'c uiur mecwar? ect. nedem, tohvon, buw navar men ci sheng'd. o wild hom if hva ermu hvew tec lendad: ah cmol'd ew ow . o wild hom uiu tara simong: Hoc enctar tec, 'ehwa tirca.' ef Gliusacwar'c wraesharu end if hva liuel car vosa if hoc cin than o onfirm'd hom, hvan ha selw'd ma ciw end wild ma o hed wurn'd hva tring coda iuw. thew micw ha chiuld docloka camc plaecenw wi hom; thew loka, iffancova. Gin. wi Admund ehwan chelw uiu gi ni f urhvar.
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