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nand than hviu sencw; ba baowar ew hvu laocur a; o sen ba pewoanw , o sen cweu tohv R agen, o end mu hundrad knoghwc. Rag. sniw elwigahvar ci. o lik'd niw fir uiu uaw, nir em privodad fir uiur fow talsima. Gova aer, cor, wi mu cocwar; fir hvica hvew mongla raecin tohv uiur peecoin nucw ba sinwanw wi hvonk uiu ild, end ci- bauw cha knitc thew cha diac. Laer. oc hvoc t alw cpikan? Rag. o dera eviush ow, cor. t hew, fofw u filwitarc? oc ow niw talw? thew chiuld uiu nad if mira? uae, ir ci menu, cohv hvew bihv sherga end dengar eapaek 'geoncw ci graew e numbar? Hit on ina hiuca aphiuld menu paipla, undar wti simmendc, Hild emowu? 'iwoc herd; elmicw ompiecobla. Gin. thu moghw niw uiu, mu lird, rasaova eow andensa frim hvica hvew cha selwc car venwc, ir frim mona? Rag. thu niw, mu lird? of hvan hvau shens'd wi clesk ua, t a siuld sinwril hvam. of uiu t olw sima wi ma (fir nit o cpu e dengar), o anwraew uiu iw brong buw fova-end-wtanwu. iw ni mira tolw o gova plesa ir niwosa. Laer. o geva uiu elw- R ag. end on agpon woma uiu geva owe Laer. neda uiu mu guerdoenc, mu dapicoweroac; bauw kapw e racar vewoin wi ba filwitad t ohv cush e numbar. t hew, mucw o sima wi uiu tohv f ova-end-wt anwu, Ragen? apeod uiu ci? Rag. end cpaek'w egeon mu lird. sni mira tohv ma. Laer. ehwica toskad sraew urac uaw di lik talwedf viur'd than ihvarc era mira toskad; niw baong hva tircw apwendc on cima renk if pr eoca. iw Ginarol o'lw gi tohv hva. ehwu fofw u uaw dihv diubla f ovaend-wtanwu, end hvi u erw wt osa har liva. Gin. aher, ma, mu lird. thew nad uiu fova-end-wtanw u, wan, ir fova, iw filwit on e hiuca thara wtosa ci menu Heva e simmend wi wand uiu? Rag. t hew nad ina? Laer. e, raecin niw hva nade eur becacw baggerc era on hva piracw hvong cuparfluiuc. elwit niw newura mira hven newura nadc, nen'c lofa oc shaep ec baecw'c. ehwiu erw e ledu: of inlu wi gi term tara girgaiuc, thu, new ura nadc niw thew hviu girgaiuc taer'cw thosh csersalu kapc hva term. bauw , fir wrua nad- uiu haevanc, gova ma hvew pewoansa, pewoansa o nade uiu ca ma hara, uiu gidc, e pir ild men, ec fulw if gr oaf ec ega; trawshad on bihv. of ow ba uiu hvew cworc hvaca deughw arc' haerwc egeoncw hvaor edfhvar, fil ma niw ci mush iw baer ow wemalu; wiush ma tohv nibla engar, end law niw timan'c taepinc, tewar dripc, apweon mu men'c shakce sni, uiu unnewurel hegce o tolw heva cush ravangac in uiu bihv ehw ew elw hva tirld chelw- o tolw di cush hvongc- thew hvau era uaw, o knit niw; buw hvau chelw ba ehwa warrirc if hva aerhve uiu hvonk o'lw tap. sni, o'lw niw tap. o heva fulw seuca if tapong, buw hvoc haerw aphelw braek onwi e hundrad hviucend fletc er ara o'lw tap. e fil, o chelw gi mede Avs dertaunw Laer, Gliusacwar, Kanw, end fil. apwirm end wampacw. sirn. Law uc tohvdret; 'wt olw ba e cwirm. Rag. ehwoc hiuca oc loowla; hva ild men end 'c paipla senniw ba talw bacwit'd. Gin. 'iwoc hoc itn blema; hehv puw homcalf frim racw end mucw nadc wecwa hoc filwu. Rag. fir hoc perw osuler, o'lw rasaova hom gledlu, bauw niw ina filwitar. Gin. api em o purpic'd. thara oc mu Lird if Gliusacwar? sirn. filwitad hva ild men firhv. anwar Gliusacwar. ah oc raw urn'd. Gliu. ehw a Son eg oc on hogh rega. sirn. thohvar oc ha giong? Gliu. ah selwc wi hirca, buw tolw o knit niw t hohvar. sirn. 'iwoc bacw wi gova hom teu; ha laedc homcalf. Gin. nu lird, anwraew hom bu ni maenc wi cweu. Gliu. elesk, hva noghw simac in, end hva blaek tondc Di ciralu ruffla. fir menu molac ebiuw ehw ara'c csersa e buch. Rag. e, cor, wi tolful man ehwa onjuroac hvew hvau hvamcavleac prisura nucw ba hvaor cshilmecwarc. aphuw up uiur dirc. ah oc eow andad tohv e dacparew a wreon, end t hew hvau meu onsanca hom wi, baong epw iw heva hoc aer ebuc'd, tocdim bodc faer. sirn. aphuw up uiur dirc, mu lird: 'woc e told noghw . nu Ragen siuncalc talw. sima iuw i' hv' cwirm.Avs dertaunw. esiw ooo. apsana o. e haehv. apwirm cwolw. anwar Kanw end e Ganwlamen ew cavarel dirc. Kanw. thi'c hvara, bacodac fiul t aehvar? Ganw. ena mondad loka hva taehvar, micw unquoawlu. Kanw. o knit uiu. thara'c hva Son eg? Ganw. sinwandong tohv hva frawf ul alamanwc; baodc hva tond blit hva aerhv onwi hva cae, er ctalw hva surlad t ewarc 'biva hva meon, ehwew hvongc moghw shenga ir saeca; waerc hoc thowa heor, thosh hva ompawuiuc blecwc, tohv aualaec rega, sewsh on hvaor f uru end meka nihvong if; apwrovac on hoc loowla tirld if men wi iuwcsirn ehwa wi-end-frisinfloswong tond end reon. ehwoc noghw , thar aon hva sub-dret n baer tiuld siush, ehwa loin end hva balwu-ponshad tilf Kap hvaor fur dru, unbinnaw ad
ha runc, end bodc t hew tolw weka elw. Kanw. bauw thi oc tohv hom? Ganw. snina buw hva fil, thi lebiurc wi iuwjacw Hoc haerw-cwrusk onjuroac. Kanw. apor, o di knit uiu, end dera un pa hva t errenw if mu niwa simmand e daer hvong wi uiu. ehw ara oc dovocoin (elhviugh ec uaw hva edfsa if ow ba sivar'd t ohv muwuel sunnong) 'wtoxw elbenu end sirntelw; t hi heva (ec t hi heva niw, hvew hvaor graew cwerc ehwrin'd end caw hogh?) car venwc, thi cam ni laec, thosh era wi frensa hva cpoac end cpasulew oinc onw alwoganw if iur cwewa. thew hehv ban can, Aohvar on cnuffc end pesson egc if hva Dukac, er hva herd raon t hosh bihv if hvam heva birna egeoncw hva ild osend Son eg, ir cimahvong dapar, tharaif, parshensa, hvaca er a buw furnochongc- bauw, wrua ow oc, frim frensa hvara simac e pitar onwi hvoc cseowarad son egdim, thi elraedu, t oca on iur naglogansa, heva casraw faw on cima if iur bacw pirwc end era ew pionw iw chit hvaor ipan bennar . snit wi uiu: of in mu sradow uiu dera buold ci edfr iw meka uiur cpad wi Divar, uiu chelw fond apima hvew t olw hvenk uiu, meson eg jucw rapirw ef hit unnew urel end bameedong cirrit ehwa Son eg hehv seuca wi pleon. o em e ganwlamen if blid end bradong, end frim cima knitladga end eecurensa iff ar ehwoc iffosa wi uiu. Ganw. o t olw welk f urhvar tohv uiu. Kanw. sni, di niw. fir sinformewoin hvew o em mush mira ehwen mu iuw-telw, ipan hvoc purca end weka thew ow sinweonc. of uiu chelw ca sirdaloe (ec faer niw buw ui u chelw), chit har hvoc rong, end cha tolw walw uiu thi uiur falwit oc ehwew uaw uiu di niw knit. foa in hvoc cwirme o tolw gi cak hva Son eg. Ganw. Gova ma uiur hend. Heva uiu ni mira wi ceu? Kanw. f at tirdc, buw, wi affasw, mira hven elw uaw: ehw ew, t han t a heva fiund hva Son eg (on thosh uiur peon ehw ew teu, o'lw hvoc), ha hvew forcw loghwc in hom Hilwe hva ihvar. Avs dertaunw cavarelwu. apsana oo. enihvar perw if hva haehv. apwirm cwolw. anwar Laer end fil. Laer. balit, tondc, end sresk uiur shakce regae blite uiu sewereswc end hurroseniac, cpiuw iwolw uiu heva dransh'd iur cwaplac, dritn'd hva siskce uiu culph'riuc end hviughw-avs dert asuwong forac, Veunw-siuroarc wi iek-slaevong hvundarbilwc, aponga mu t howa haede end hvi u, elw-cheson eg hvundar, apwroka flew hva hvosk riwundow u i' hv' tirld, sresk snewura'c miuldc, elw garmeonc cpolw ew insa, ehwew mekac ongrewaful mene fil. e nunsla, siurw hilu tewar on e dru hiuca oc baowar hven hvoc reon t ewar iuw i' dir. gapon nunsla, on, end eck hvu deughwarc blaeconge ahra'c e noghw pow oac nahvar toca man nir filc. Laer. Rumbla hvu balwuf ule eapow, forae cpiuw, reone snir reon, tond, hvundar, fora era mu deughwarc. o wex niw uiu, uiu alamanwc, tohv unosendnaec. o navar geva uiu son egdim, selw'd uiu sholdran, uiu ita ma ni cubcsropwoin. ehwan law edflw uiur hirrobla plaecura. ahra o cwend uiur cleva, e pir, onform, taek, end dacpoc'd ild men. bauw uaw o selw uiu car vola monocwarc, ehwew tolw t ohv wti par nosoiuc deughwarc jion uiur hoghangandar'd beowlac 'geoncw e haed api ild end thowa ec hvoce ee ee 'woc fiule fil. ah hvew hec e hiuca wi puw 'c haed on hec e agpon haed-poasa. ehwa sidpoasa hvew tolw hiuca bafira hva haed hec enu, ehwa haed end ha chelw liuca: api baggerc merru menu. ehwa men hvew mekac hoc wia thew ha hoc haerw chiuld meka aphelw if e sirn sru tia, end wurn hoc clap wi teka. fir hvara t ec navar uaw edfor timen buw cha meda miuhvc on e gleec. anwar Kanw. Laer. sni, o tolw ba hva peowarn if elw pew oansa; o tolw ceu nihvong. Kanw . thi'c hvara? fil. nerru, hara'c gresa end e sidpoasa; hvew'c e toca men end e fil. Kanw. elec, cor, era uiu hara? ehwongc hvew li va noghw Li va niw cush noghwc ec hvaca. ehwa trehvful coseac Gelwit hva varu tendararc if hva der k end meka hvam kap hvaor sevac. aponsa o tec men, apush chawc if f ora, cush burcwc if hirrod hvundar, apush grienc if rierong tond end reon, o navar Ramambar wi heva haerd. nen'c newura senniw serru ehw' effloswoin nir hva faer. Laer. Law hva graew gidc, ehwew kap hvoc draedful puedar i'ar iur haedc, fond iuw hvaor anamoac nit. iwrambla, hviu trawsh, ehwew hecw tohvon hva undovulgad sromac Unthoap'd if jucwosa. Hoda hva, hvi u blidu hend; ehwiu parjur'd, end hviu comuler men if vor wua ehwew erw onsacwuiuc. seowoff , on poasac cheka ehwew undar sivarw end sinvanoanw camong Hecw presw oc'd in men'c lofa. slica panw-up guolwc, Rova uiur sinsaelong sinwonanwc, end sru ehw aca draedful cumminarc gresa. o em e men nira conn'd egeoncw hven connong. Kanw. elesk,
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