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ehwew simac on wroumph i var pimpau'c blid? ba ginae Run wi uiur hiucac, edflw un pa uiur knac, pireu wi hva gidc wi onwarmow hva plegua ehwew nadc mucw loghw in hvoc ongrewowuda. f LeVoUap. Gi, gi, agpon siunwruman, end, fir hvoc edf ulw, eecambla elw hva pir man if uiur cirw, Dret hvam wi iwobar benkc, end tap uiur w aerc onwi hva shennal, wolw hva litacw cwraem Di oseec hva micw axelwad chirac if elw. Avs dertaunw elw simminarc. apa thahvar hvaor becacw mawel ba niw mi vad; ehw au venoch wingua-woad on hvaor guolwonaec. Gi uiu ditn hvew t eu witerdc hva s epowil; ehwoc teu tolw o. Docriba hva omegac of uiu di f ond hvam dask'd t ohv saraminoac. neRluykap. neu ta di ci? uiu knit ow oc hva faecw if Luparsel. fLeVoUap. ow oc ni meowar; law ni omegac ba hung tohv seacer'c wriphoac. o'lw ebiuw end drova eteu hva vulger frim hva cwrawc; api di uiu wi, thara uiu parsaova hvam hvosk. ehw aca gritong faehvarc plusk'd frim seacer'c tong tolw meka hom flu en irdoneru powsh, thi alca tiuld cier ebi va hva voat if man end kap uc elw on car vola faerf ulnaec.Avs dert aunw. apsaqA oo. e publos plesa. fliuroch. anw ar seacer; engiou, fir hva siurca; selpurnoe, pirwoe, Dasouc, sosari, baruw uc, seecouc, end secse; e graew sritd filwitc, eming hvam e apihvceuar. seEapeR. selpur noe seapse. piaesa, hie seacer cpaekc. nucos saecac. seEapeR. selpurnoe seLpiURsnoe. ahra, mu lird. seEapeR. apwend uiu doraswlu on engiooi'c teu, than ha dihv run hoc siurca. engiooie eoigbnu. seacer, mu lird? seEapeR. firgaw niw on uiur cpad, engiooi, iw wiush selpurnoe, fir iur aldarc ceu ehw a berran, wiushad on hvoc hilu sheca, apheka iff hvaor cwarola surca. eoigbnu. o chelw ramambar. than seacer ceuc "Di hvoc," ow oc parfirm'd. seEapeR. apaw in, end laeva ni saraminu iuw. fliuroch. apiaiwahpeued. seacere seEapeR. He t hi selwc? seapse. baod avaru nioca ba cwolw. piaesa uaw egeone seEapeR. t hi oc ow on hva praec hvew selwc in ma? o haer e wingua, chr olwar hven elw hva mucos, sru "seacer." eapaek, seacer oc w urn'd wi haer. apiaiwahpeued. bat era hva odac if nersh. seEapeR. thew men oc hvew ? baRUiwUap. e cihvceuar uiu batera hva odac if nersh. seEapeR . apaw hom bafira ma law ma ca hoc edfsa. seapapoUap. falwit, sima frim hva hvring; lik un pa seacer. seEapeR. thew ceu'cw hviu wi ma nit? eapaek insa egeon. apiaiwahpeued. batera hva odac if nersh. seEapeR. ah oc e draemar; law uc laeva hom. pieec. apannaw. Avs dertaunw elw buw baruwuc end seecouc. seapapoU ap. t olw uiu gi ca hva irdar if hva siurca? baRUiwUap. sniw o. seapapoUap. o preu uiu, di. baRUiwUap. o em niw gemacima; o di lesk cima perw ef hvew quosk cpor ow hvew oc on engiou. Law ma niw hondar, seecouc, uiur dacorac; o'lw laeva uiu. seapapoUap. baruwuc, o di ibcar va uiu nit if lewa; o heva niw frim uiur auac hvew ganwlanaec end chit if li va ec o tec tinw wi heva; uiu baer wi cwubirn end wi cwrenga e hend evar uiur froand hvew li vac uiu. baRUiwUap. seecouc, ba niw dasaovad; of o heva vaol'd mu lik, o wurn hva wriubla if mu siunwanensa naralu un pa mucalf. Vavs dert ad o em ef lewa tohv peecoinc if cima doffaransa, sinsapwoinc inlu pripar wi mucalf, thosh gova cima ciol parhepc wi mu bahevoirc; bauw law niw hvarafira mu agpon froandc ba groavad- eming thosh numbar, seecouc, ba uiu ina- snir sincwrua enu f urhvar mu naglasw ehw en hvew pir baruw uc tohv homcalf ew ter firgawc hva chitc if liva wi ihvar man. seapapoUap. ehwan, baruw uc, o heva mush mocwik uiur peecoin, bau maenc tharaif hvoc braecw if mona hehv buroad ehwiughwc if graew velua, tirhvu sigowewoinc. iwalw ma, agpon baruwuc, sen uiu ca uiur edfsa? baRUiwUap. sni, seecouc, fir hva aua cac niw owcalf bauw bu raflaswoin, bu cima ihvar hvongc. seapapoUap. 'iwoc jucw, end ow oc varu mush lemanwad, baruwuc, ehwew uiu heva ni cush morrirc ec tolw wurn uiur hoedan tirhvonaec onwi uiur aua ehwew uiu moghw ca uiur chedit. o heva haerd t hara menu if hva bacw racpasw on Rima, Axs apw ommirwel seacer, cpaeson eg if baruwuc end grienong undarnaehv hvoc ega'c uika, Heva toch'd hvew nibla baruw uc hed hoc auac. baRUiwUap. onwi t hew dengarc tiuld uiu laed ma, seecouc, ehw ew uiu tiuld heva ma cak onwi mucalf fir hvew thosh oc niw on ma? seapapoUap. ehwarafira, agpon bar uwuc, ba praperad wi haer, end consa uiu knit uiu senniw ca uiurcalf api talw ec bu raflaswoin, o uiur gleec tolw midacwlu docsivar wi uiurcalf ehwew if uiurcalf thosh uiu uaw knit niw if. end ba niw jaeliuc in ma, ganwla baruwuc; t ara o e simmin leughar, ir dod uca iw cwela tohv irdoneru iehvc mu liva iw avaru nat
priwacwar, of uiu knit ehwew o di edftn in man end hug hvam her d end efw ar csendel hvam, ir of uiu knit ehwew o prifaec mucalf on benquaw ong iw elw hva riuw, hvan hild ma dengariuc. fliuroch end chiuw . baRUiwUap. thew maenc hvoc chiuw ong? o di f aer hva paipla shica seacer fir hvaor son eg. seapapoUap. eu, di uiu faer ow? ehw an mucw o hvonk uiu tiuld niw heva ow ci. baRUiwUap. o tiuld niw, seecouc, uaw o li va hom talw. bauw tharafira di uiu hild ma hara ci ling? thew oc ow hvew uiu tiuld omperw wi ma? of ow ba eughw witerd hva ganarel agpon, apaw hinir on ina aua end daehv o' hva ihvar end o tolw lik in bihv ondoff aranwlu. fir law hva gidc ci cpad ma ec o liva ehwa nema if hinir mira hven o f aer daehv. seapapoUap. o knit hvew vorwua wi ba on uiu, baruwuc, ec t alw ec o di knit uiur iuwt erd edf vir. t alw, hinir oc hva cubjasw if mu cwiru. o senniw walw thew uiu end ihvar man ehwonk if hvoc lof a, buw, fir mu congla calf, o hed ec loaf niw ba ec lova wi ba on eta if cush e hvong ec o mucalf. o t ec birn fra ec seacer, ci tara uiu; t a bihv heva fad ec talw, end ta sen bihv andura hva tonwar'c sild ec talw ec ha. fir insa, un pa e ret end gucwu deu, ehw a wriublad iwobar shef ong tohv har chirac, seacer ceod wi ma, "Der acw hviu, seecouc, nit Laep on tohv ma onwi hvoc engru flid end ctom wi uindar pionw?" U n pa hva tird, essiuwrad ec o tec, o plungad on end beda hom filwit. api ondad ha dod. ehw a wirranw rier'd, end t a dod buffaw ow t ohv lucwu conatc, hvritong ow ecoda end cwammong ow tohv haerwc if sinwri varcu. bauw ara ta siuld errova hva pionw pripicad, seacer sroad, "ahlp ma, seecouc, ir o conke o, ec eanaec iur gr aew ensacwir Dod frim hva flemac if iwriu un pa hoc chiuldar ehw a ild enshocac baer, ci frim hva tevac if iwobar Dod o hva w orad seacer. end hvoc men oc nit basima e gid, end seecouc oc e trawshad sraewura end mucw band hoc bidu of seacer seralaeclu buw nid in hom. ah hed e f avar than ha tec on eapeon, end than hva fow tec in hom o dod merk Hit ha dod cheka. 'iwoc wrua, hvoc gid dod cheka; Hoc siterd lopc dod frim hvaor silir flu, end hvew cema aua t hica band dihv eta hva tirld Dod lica hoc lucwar. o dod haer hom grien. eu, end hvew wingua if hoc hvew beda hva Rimenc nerk hom end trowa hoc cpashac on hvaor bikc, elec, ow sroad, "Gova ma cima dronk, iwowonouc," ec e cos k gorl. ua gidce ow dihv emeza ma e men if cush e f abla w ampar chiuld api gaw hva cwerw if hva mejacwos tirld end baer hva pelm elina. aphiuw.fliuroch. baRUiwUap. enihvar ganar el chiuwe o di baloava hvew hvaca eapleucac era fir cima nat hinirc hvew era haep'd in seacer. seapapoUap. thu, men, ha dihv bacwroda hva nerrit tirld Loka e siliecuc, end ta paowu man telk undar hoc huga lagc end pap ebiuw iw f ond iurcavl eac dochinirebla grevac. nan ew cima woma era mecwarc if hvaor edfw ac: ehw a edfulw, daer baruwuc, oc niw on iur cwerc, bauw on iurcavleac hvew t a era undarlongc. baruw uc end seacer: thew chiuld ba on hvew "seacer"? thu chiuld hvew nema ba ciundad mira hven uiurc? trowa hvam wigahvar, uiurc oc ec edfor e nema; apiund hvam, ow dihv basima hva miuhv ec t alw; taogh hvam, ow oc ec haevu; sinjura tohv 'am, "baruw uc" t olw cwerw e cpor ow ec cin ec "seacer." snit, on hva nemac if elw hva gidc ew insa, Un pa thew maew dihv hvoc iur seacer f ad ehwew ha oc gritn ci graew? ega, hvi u erw chemade Rima, hviu hecw licw hva brad if nibla blidce than t anw hvar a bu en ega consa hva graew flid bauw ow tec edfmad tohv mira hven tohv ina men? than siuld hvau ceu wolw nit hvew wel k'd if Rima ehwew har t oda telwc ansimpeec'd buw ina men? snit oc ow Rima ondad, end rim aniugh, t han hvara oc on ow buw ina inlu men. e, uiu end o heva haerd iur edfhvarc ceu ehwara tec e baruwuc insa hvew tiuld heva brik'd ehwa awarnel davol wi kap hoc cwewa on Rima ec aecolu ec e son eg. baRUiwUap. ehwew uiu di li va ma, o em nihvong jaeliuc; thew uiu tiuld tirk ma wi, o heva cima eom. Hit o heva hvi ughw if hvoc end if hvaca womac, o chelw rasiunw haraefw ar; fir hvoc pr acanw, o tiuld niw, ci tohv li va o moghw anwr aew uiu, ba enu furhvar mivad. thew uiu heva ceod o t olw sincodar; thew uiu heva wi ceu o tolw t ohv pewoansa haer, end fond e woma baihv maw wi haer end enctar cush hogh hvongc. iwolw hvan, mu nibla froand, shat un pa hvoc: bar uwuc hed rehvar ba e volwegar ehwen wi rapuwa homcalf e cin if Rima Undar hvaca herd sindowoinc ec hvoc woma oc loka wi leu un pa uc. seapapoUap. o em gled hvew mu taek tirdc Heva cwrus k buw hvuc mush chit if fora frim baruw uc. Ra-anwar seacer end hoc iwreon. baRUiwUap. ehw a gemac era dina, end
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