Poli-Dicks 30 Reviews & Entertainment

20. Brentford - Looking like a mid-2000’s KFC bucket. Fuck out of here

19. Aston Villa - Remember those dipped easter eggs? Yeaaaah

18. Leicester City - That collar is heinous as

17. Brighton & Hove Albion - It’s just ugly

16. Southampton - The red isn’t unique and it looks like a pad across their chest

15. Manchester United - Lets put triangles on the collar to be edgy

14. Spurs - White but with green stripes

13. Fulham - White but with black stripes

12. Nottingham Forest - So fucking boring man

11. Bornemouth - Loves a graphic squiggle but not enough to fuck with the ugly fabric

10. Newcastle United - It’s honestly just fine, but I can’t shake the footlocker. I’m sorry

9. Manchester City - You can’t miss with Maroon and blue mate

8. Arsenal - It’s a great colour combo but I’ve seen it before. I think.

7. Crystal Palace - Some Junior designer really got given all freedom and it shows

6. Wolves - Ain’t no one else touching them with that piss-yellow. Golden Shower Kings

5. Liverpool - What can I say, I froth some colour theory

4. Leeds United - It’s clean and sleek. Bit boring but it’s aight.

3. West Ham United - Looks comfy and, again, maroon and blue are a fucking win aye

2. Chelsea - Honestly, it’s just dope and I vibe the colour. Go off mates

Chris Hipkins has been doing the damn thing, and I don’t believe any of us are giving papi enough credit for the mahi he’s undertaking. For a point of comparison, here’s some of the things he’s achieved in the past few weeks: - A law that would ban violent criminals from even being on the same property as a firearm for up to a decade. Well actually, that’s kind of it. But the reason I want to make a point to highlight this shit, is because the lasting effects could be so beneficial for freeing up gun crime and mortality. Some opposing parties have criticised this, saying that police should be given the right to enter the homes of those with gun charges or criminal histories WITHOUT warrants based on lawful deductions. What the fuck Nicola Willis? Don’t know if it was her, but it feels right.

What does this mean? Basically you can’t be in a house with a gun if you did some shit.

Whanganui mayor, Hamish McDouall, has been rubbing his greedy mits together since 2019 as he went unopposed in the last mayoral race. But now that’s not the case as healthy competition begins with the likes of Daniel 'DC' Harding and Andrew Tripe. Okay, I know it’s a bit fucked to get excited about some random small town mayoral race, but this is just me trying to get you hyped about ours that’s upcoming. If you want to follow along with Whanaganui and what the happs is there, I’m sure there’s some facebook grapevine that follows their every move. What does this mean? Fuck all, but I’ll keep you updated on the local mayoral candidates as they come in.