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Rhapsodies As we wrap up this issue and 2015, we thought we’d reprise some of our favorite letters of the year. Letters to the editor are the soul of a paper, and I thank everyone who wrote to us. Keep ‘em coming in 2016!—The Ed.
of space and assists in the expansion of the universe.” Down to the smallest particle pushing, pulling, coaxing, stroking, caressing, shoving, contorting, confounding often for reasons in ways that leave us feeling . . . utterly clueless.
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Dark Love An amendment to the assertion that love is but a lonely void; love is dark energy. A definition goes like so: “A theoretical force that permeates all
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Minimal Wages What an asinine article (“For a Few Dollars More,” July 12). You obviously have no understanding of economics. You get paid for what you are worth, not what you want. Your worth is based on your skills and education. That being said, the piece de resistance: “Confederate state of Alabama.” You do realize that there hasn’t been a Confederate state in 150 years? Unless, of course, you are granting the right of secession to Alabama. If so, please confer the same right to the other 12 states of the former Confederacy.
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The Natural Way As we have been told by our arborist, if people did not blow the leaves off, the ground would not become rock-hard and unhealthy for our native trees (Debriefer, Oct. 21). This would also help stop the spread of sudden oak death, by keeping the trees healthier. I am 64 years old and weigh 107 pounds. I sweep the leaves out of our driveway and off the street in front of our house and place them under the oak trees on a regular basis. So I do not buy into this “We must have our leaf blowers as a necessary landscape tool, or our world will fall apart, our property values will plummet if we cannot keep our yards devoid of all naturally occurring elements” litany in favor of leaf blowers. Maybe it is time to embrace our natural world, and contribute to its health and be just a bit less tidy without our leaf blowers.
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t’s happening again. A year away from the 2016 elections, and I’m hearing otherwise thoughtful individuals sniff, “Well, there really is no difference between mainstream Democrats and Republicans.” Really? No difference? Not enough difference, I agree. Is there sufficient daylight between say, Hillary and Jeb to suit me? Not even close. Both are beholden to corporate/ Wall Street culture. Both are too quick to talk tough and wax militaristic. Both represent tainted dynasties. Incremental differences may not be satisfying, but they’re likely all we can hope for with our country fiercely and evenly divided along partisan lines. Do I worry that progressives are going to freak out and vote for candidate Ted Cruz if Bernie doesn’t get nominated? No. I’m worried we won’t vote at all. To highlight the importance of showing up for whatever uninspiring suit the Democrats put forward, I propose a waltz down “random memory lane” to the last time a Republican occupied the White House: Attorney General John Ashcroft covering up the topless Spirit of Justice statue; CNN broadcasting a live view of Baghdad in the moments before the “Shock and Awe” bombing, showing a prosperous modern city with cars zipping past on a well-lit freeway, soon to be transformed to rubble; Donald Rumsfeld doing his press conference standup on the nightly news, happy as a clam, reducing war to a cerebral game; Clear Channel taking over radio stations around the country, banning songs like “Imagine” from the airwaves; Condi and Dick and Don all over Sunday morning TV repeating, “We don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud”; a sitting vice president whose corporation and its subsidiaries topped the heap of U.S. contractors reaping huge profits in the efforts to destroy, then rebuild, a nation that, besides enduring a brutal dictator, hadn’t done anything to us yet; billions in U.S. cash unaccounted for in Iraq; a president so pathetic that his own party still won’t mention his name. The current crop of GOP hopefuls is awash in gleeful ignorance equal to or greater than the Bush era neocons. They also need to be stopped. Vote Demo. It’s that bad. Jeff Falconer lives in Agua Caliente. Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.
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Paper AS THE WORLD TURNS It burns. Or dries out. At least that was the case for the North Bay in 2015. And now here
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The Elementals Big storms, big fires—it was a big year for natural-world news in the North Bay BY TOM GOGOLA
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he North Bay looks to the new year as 2015 departs like Godzilla.
That is, the promised Godzilla of El Niño, which has arrived with lashing rains and high winds and the potential to quench a drought that has hung since well before Bruce Jenner’s gender reassignment—one of the more notable California storylines of
2015, not to change the subject from the end of world or anything. The big local news stories in the North Bay took on an elemental bent in 2015: fire and water and lots of drought-parched earth. There were massive fires in Lake County that drifted down to Napa and did billions of dollars in damage, but not much in the way of fresh, drought-busting water to speak of until the El Niño dam burst late in the year.
Over the holiday week, any cursory review of the weather scene across the nation would have provided all the evidence one needs that freakish El Niño– inspired stuff is breaking out all over: 70 degrees on Christmas Day in New York City? That’s very unusual. And it’s all because of the mighty Pacific Ocean, which may look the same as it always has from the shoreline, as one gazes
at it in a poetic frame of mind. But the ocean has changed, is changing, will continue to change as average temperatures continue to climb and political leaders suggest you buy a Tesla. Polar bears are floating around on ice cubes, very sad, but the local fallout wrought by drought and global warming and El Niño has hit home too. Because of a persistent and huge blob of overly warm offshore waters, Californians couldn’t capture or eat the iconic and delicious Dungeness crabs this year because they might have died from domoic acid poisoning. Fishers can’t catch a salmon from creeks parched by the drought, even as Big Science pushes a genetically modified frankenfish alternative, while back in the ocean, starfish wasted away by the millions, and starving sea lion pups washed up all over the coast for lack of available food. And why is there a poisonous sea serpent in the sand that has never been seen in these parts before? Welcome to the end times, a California of annual fires, El Niño floods, epic mudslides and chronic earthquakes ever on the horizon. The state is wellpositioned for an exponential outburst of all of the above. Will someone please page Mike Davis already? Recent “king tides” washed up to ever higher points along the shoreline in Marin and Sonoma counties and provided a glimpse of what’s to come. You don’t need to be a North Bay Nostradamus to appreciate the fragility and interconnectedness of the natural world, and how various weather-related phenomena are conspiring to wipe out the state of California, at least according to a worst-case map of scenarios that made the rounds in 2015. The end is near! The sea is taking its vengeance! The signs are everywhere! Last week, a kayaker was sucked out of the upper reaches of Tomales Bay to a death on the ocean, a reminder of what a year it was on the bay, where dozens of people had to be rescued from certain rough-seas doom. The end is near! The sky is bleeding chemtrails, they’re
Fires, floods and drought. Welcome to California. Next-generation power is on the march, as Sonoma Clean Power celebrated its first year providing cleaner and locally produced energy to residents, and the counties are pleased to announce that the Sonoma-Marin Area Transit system might take some cars off of Highway 101 by next December, alleviating the crush of cars and perhaps helping the Bay Area avoid a fate similar to that of smog-choked China in the process. There was some good news for those who would just as soon fire up some Mother Nature and forget the doomsday scenarios in a blizzard of Doritos and Netflix binges. The state got its medicalcannabis house in order with a set of laws signed by Gov. Brown, while Marin supervisors did their part and agreed to license four medical marijuana dispensaries in that county. Cannabis liberation seems imminent, the boutique-craft, cannabis-cafe plans are getting rolled out, and now we await the well-funded pushback campaign from the fuddy-duddies as California moves toward an expected 2016 outrightlegalization vote, if the world hasn’t ended by then. Now let’s all go watch Guy Fieri eat something on TV.
D EBRIEF ER History Repeats News broke after Christmas that a Cleveland grand jury would not be bringing charges against police officers involved in the shooting of 12-year-old Tamir Rice earlier this year. In a year where news cycles were often dominated by police shootings—many taking on uncomfortable racial dimensions— the Rice event seemed to be the incident most similar to the October 2013 shooting in Roseland of 13-year-old Andy Lopez. Both boys were shot and killed while carrying Airsoft pellet guns, and each episode raised alarms among police-reform advocates about the very few seconds that elapsed before officers arriving on the scene opened fire. The caught-on-tape Cleveland situation looked very, very bad at the outset, as the officers barely emerged from their cruiser before shooting Rice. And yet . . . The aftermath of the Lopez tragedy brought intense focus on local police practices and demands for greater civilian oversight, but the Lopez case never even made it to a grand jury: Sonoma County District Attorney Jill Ravitch exonerated Sheriff’s Deputy Erick Gelhaus in 2014, and this year the Department of Justice declined to pursue federal civil rights charges against Gelhaus. A separate civil lawsuit is expected to go to trial in the San Francisco Federal District Court in April. Prediction: Alas, it doesn’t look good for the Lopez family.
Fight for $15 One of our favorite people is wageagitator and all around good guy Marty Bennett, a passionate and persistent advocate for the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors to pony up a $15 an hour living wage for, among others, the thousands
of in-home support service (IHSS) workers who provide critical care to the elderly and infirm. The supervisors passed an ordinance on Dec. 15 that raises the pay for all county employees to a minimum of $15 an hour beginning in July 2016, including employees in private sector companies that have contracts with the county. There’s also a phase-in for nonprofit contract employees, who will hit the $15 mark in by 2017 (just in time for the rent to go up again). The IHSS workers were left out of the deal. Prediction: It’s never going to happen until the state pays for the bump from $11.65 to $15. Sorry, Marty.
Dumb Pot Busts Twenty fifteen was like any other year in the North Bay, with the predictable onslaught of grow-yard busts around harvest time that this year included a pretty over-the-top police raid on Oaky Joe Munson’s medical-cannabis site in Forestville that came complete with the military-surplus tank. The Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office has made no secret of the fact that it would bust pot grows as if California had never passed a medical cannabis bill in 1996—which is to say that it would rely on the federal prohibition to justify raids that are otherwise pretty unjustifiable. Munson was growing cannabis for AIDS patients and other medicalmarijuana patients, and he’s facing illegal-grow charges even as California passed a sweeping set of medical cannabis bills this year designed to corral a wildly disparate enforcement regime across the state. Prediction: President Obama will surprise everyone, yet again, with a lategame push to end the federal prohibition.—Tom Gogola
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fluoridating the water and parents are whooping it up over antivaxxer propaganda. But even still, Sonoma and Marin counties kept on keeping on with their variously well-intentioned projects to deal with the global-warming conundrum, and possibly build a few units of affordable housing along the way.
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FAMILY AFFAIR Chef Dustin Valette (pictured) oversees the kitchen at Valette, while brother Aaron Garzini helms the dining room.
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h, you’re going to Valette!” lights up a party guest when I reveal the after-party plan. “We were there just last week,” exclaims another guest proudly. It is clear that even half a year into opening, Valette is still very much the talk of the town. The restaurant is helping cement Healdsburg’s reputation as a food lover’s destination.
It’s understandable. Valette possesses all the qualities that make a diner’s heart melt. It’s a story of locality and family pride. Valette is owned by brothers Dustin Valette, head chef, and Aaron Garzini, who leads the front of the house. The dark-toned dining room is dominated by an appealing (and huge) painting of a bull in a pasture and accented by modern lighting fixtures. The kitchen is open and affords an eye-catching view the charcuterie hanging
in a glass-fronted refrigerator. The long, welcoming bar fits nicely within the aesthetic of Healdsburg’s fine-dining scene while bringing its own refined, if a little rustic, edge. Valette’s service is informal and knowledgeable, especially if you get the cheery, slightly theatrical John, who makes you feel as if you’re a guest at your favorite uncle’s. It all goes toward making Valette a hit—but in the end, the food has to shine through. Just like the bull painting,
Valette’s menu lures you in with simplicity and familiar ingredients—and like the designer lamps, it surprises with imaginative flair. My dinner starts on a classic note, a charcuterie and cheese sampling ($21), accompanied by warm rolls and butter. The beef torchon, the brazeola and Bohemian Creamery cheeses are all great, and the soft rolls, flavored with roasted garlic and fennel seed, are a delicious match. Next comes the delicate ahi tataki ($15). Every self-respecting establishment, it seems, serves some version of seared tuna, but Valette’s stands out. Ridiculously fresh and seasoned with just a touch of lime, the ahi is perched on a mixture of cubed persimmon, tiny croutons, friseé and pomegranate seeds, with an artistic smudge of persimmon purée. Kitchens often treat these accompaniments as unimportant additions, but here the fresh, sweet and sour salad is a worthy partner to the tuna. The entrées all sound fascinating, if a little busy. Combining many elements on a plate is a symptom of California restaurants, from San Francisco to Sonoma. Sometimes it works, and sometimes the idea overwhelms the flavor. Valette generally avoids the pitfalls. The striped bass ($29), however, served over yellow lentil dal and dressed in a coconut emulsion, doesn’t add up. The bass is perfectly crisp and juicy, but the Indian elements in the dish took could be more bold and flavorful. Taking a Mediterranean turn, the lamb bacon ($29) is exceptional. Served with cuminflavored chickpea-flour fries, chickpea and olive relish and hummus, it’s a clever ode to the many faces of the humble legume. Bit the lamb is the star of the plate. It came in a charred hunk, a humble presentation that conceals its preparation. The lamb shoulder is thinly sliced, explains the waiter, rolled and
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Charmed, we almost forget about the side dish, baby vegetable jardinière ($7). Again, technique and attention to detail shine through, in the form of four Brussels sprouts, lightly pickled and deep fried whole, accompanied by marinated and seared carrots, fennel and more chickpeas. There’s almost no room for dessert, but the red wine-poached quince ($8) sounds light enough. Unfortunately, the tiny quince slices are hidden in a dense frangipane tart, putting the dessert on the heavier side of the list. The chai and bourbon ice cream beside it is fantastic, especially when the wine-avored salt garnish makes it onto the spoon. It’s small touches like this that make Valette a serious contender for Healdsburg’s best new restaurant. Valette manages to create something rare: memorable avors and surprising moments. I expect customers will be coming back for exactly that long after the halo moves on to somewhere else. Valette, 344 Center St., Healdsburg. 707.473.0946.
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Dining Our selective list of North Bay restaurants is subject to menu, pricing and schedule changes. Call first for confirmation. Restaurants in these listings appear on a rotating basis. For expanded listings, visit www.bohemian.com. COST: $ = Under $12; $$ = $13-$20; $$$ = $21-$26; $$$$ = Over $27
Rating indicates the low to average cost of a full dinner for one person, exclusive of desserts, beverages and tip.
S O N OM A CO U N T Y Dierk’s Cafe Cafe. $.Classic, fresh diner food in a comfortable diner setting. Hearty and filling omelets, sandwiches galore and the famous Dierk’s pull-apart. Ought to be in a movie. Parkside Cafe: 404 Santa Rosa Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.573.5955. Midtown Cafe: 1422 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.545.2233
Duck Club Restaurant California. $$-$$$$. Scenic spot overlooks Bodega Bay serving hearty main courses of steaks, lamb and duck along with sustainable cod, shrimp and other cuisine of the sea. 103 Hwy 1, Bodega Bay. 888.875.2250.
Flipside Bar & Burger American. $$. A fun and casual place with good burgers that have everything from the classic fixin’s to the more avant garde toppings. 630 Third St, Santa Rosa. 707.523.1400.
Formosa Bistro Asian. $$. Chinese, Japanese and sushi done tastily and affordably, with no MSG and an accompanying solid vegetarian menu. 799 Gravenstein Hwy S, Sebastopol. Lunch and dinner, Mon-Sat. 707.823.6688.
Hole in the Wall American. $$. Very casual comfort-food spot. Sandwiches, pasta and the Cajun cornerstone, gumbo. Breakfast is the show-stealer with gourmet omelets and a puffy Dutch pancake. 972 Gravenstein Hwy, Sebastopol. 707.861.3777.
LoCoco’s Cucina Rustica Italian. $$-$$$. Authentic rustic-style Italian with a touch of Northern California, and a favorite with those in the know. Get the cannoli! 117 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.523.2227.
Mombo’s Pizza Pizza. $. The crust is thin and the toppings eclectic. Classic pizza joint. Delivery too. 1880 Mendocino Ave #B, Santa Rosa. 707.528.3278. 560 Hwy 116 N, Sebastopol. 707.823.7492. Phyllis’ Giant Burgers American. $. Come with a hearty appetite for an oldfashioned patty. 4910 Sonoma Hwy, Ste B, Santa Rosa. 707.538.4000.
restaurant. 2700 Yulupa Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.578.8180.
MA R I N CO U N T Y Copita Tequeliera y Comida Mexican. $$. A casual Mexican restaurant that’s much more than super burritos. California inspired preparation of traditional Mexican fare, including spitroasted chicken, homemade tamales, and “eight hour” carnitas. Some ingredients are sourced from the restaurant’s own organic garden. All dishes can be enjoyed with one of their tequila cocktails. 739 Bridgeway, Sausalito. 415.331.7400.
Shangri-La American. $-$$. Authentic and enriching Nepalese cuisine. As its name suggests, a culinary paradise. 1706 E Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park. 707.793.0300.
Crepevine American. $. A casual spot with crepes both of the savory and sweet variety, sandwiches, scrambles, and salads, not to mention a few other categories. Delicious comfort food and a small price 908 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.257.8822.
The Spinster Sisters
Insalata’s Mediterranean.
American. $$-$$$. Always something surprising and delicious on the menu. Go for breakfast! 401 South A St, Santa Rosa. 707.528.7100.
Toyo Japanese Grill Japanese. $$$. Well-crafted traditional Japanese with some modern extras like deep-fried mashed potato croquettes with mayo. 3082 Marlow Rd, Santa Rosa , CA. Lunch and dinner daily. 707.527.8871. Trattoria Lupo Italian. $$. Reliable home-style Italian cooking. 4776 Sonoma Hwy, Santa Rosa. 707.539.0260. Trio Eclectic. $$. Home cooking using sustainable, seasonal local ingredients. Live music nightly. 16225 Main St, Guerneville. 707.604.7461.
Willow Wood Market Cafe Mediterranean. $$.
$$$. Simple, high-impact dishes of exotic flavors. 120 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, San Anselmo. 415.457.7700.
Iron Springs Pub & Brewery Brewpub. $$. Pub grub gets a pub-cuisine facelift 765 Center Blvd, Fairfax. 415.485.1005.
Phyllis’ Giant Burgers Hamburgers. $. Come with a hearty appetite for an oldfashioned patty. 924 Diablo Ave, Novato. 415.456.0866. 2202 Fourth St, San Rafael. Lunch and dinner daily. 415.456.0866.
Piatti’s Ristorante & Bar Italian. $$-$$$. Rustic, seasonal, Italian food. Kidfriendly. 625 Redwood Hwy, Mill Valley. 415.380.2525.
Pine Cone Diner Eclectic.
$$$-$$$$. Stick with the simple, classics dishes, as they always shine. 13740 Arnold Dr, Glen Ellen. 707.996.4401.
$$. Funky diner meets upscale bistro. Ambitious dishes, like cherry-wood-smoked pork loin with lavender gastrique, and steak au poivre with peppercorn brandy sauce are served in homey atmosphere. 60 Fourth St, Pt Reyes Station. 415.663.1536.
Yao-Kiku Japanese.
Plate Shop Classic
$$-$$$. Fresh sushi with ingredients flown in from Japan steals the show in this popular neighborhood
California. $$$. Mediterraneaninflected, Bay Area farm-totable cooking. Don’t be afraid of the excellent rabbit-liver
Homey, eclectic food. Come for breakfast! 9020 Graton Rd, Graton. 707.823.0233.
Wolf House California.
crostini, but the pork chops, chicken and ravioli are good as well. 39 Caledonia St., Sausalito. 415.887.9047.
Robata Grill & Sushi Japanese. $$. Mmm. With thick slices of fresh sashimi, Robata knows how to do it. The rolls are big winners. 591 Redwood Hwy, Mill Valley. 415.381.8400.
Sol Food Puerto Rican. $. Flavorful, authentic and homestyle at this Puerto Rican eatery, which is as hole-in-thewall as they come. 401 Miller Ave, Mill Valley. 415.380.1986. 811 Fourth St; 901 Lincoln Ave; 903 Lincoln Ave, San Rafael. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 415.451.4765.
Sushi Ran Japanese. $$$$. This beautiful restaurant attracts locals and tourists with its fresh catches. A wide selection of nigiri, depending on what’s fresh. 107 Caledonia St., Sausalito. 415.332.3620.
Sushiholic Japanese. $$-$$$. A nice addition to the local lineup, with a lengthy and well-crafted repertoire including uncommon dishes like nabeyaki udon, zaru soba, yosenabe and sea bass teriyaki Rowland Plaza, 112-C Vintage Way, Novato. 415.898.8500.
Sweetwater Cafe California. $$. A casual, musically influenced ambience with fresh and tasty food. A large menu includes favorites such as huevos rancheros, French toast, chicken and steak sliders and fried apple pie. 19 Corte Madera Ave., Mill Valley. 707.388.1700.
N A PA CO U N T Y Ad Hoc American. $$-$$$. Thomas Keller’s quintessential neighborhood restaurant. Prix fixe dinner changes daily. Actually takes reservations. 6476 Washington St, Yountville. 707.944.2487. Barolo Italian. $$. A wine bar and Italian kitchen in a sleek, modern space, Barolo’s menu is filled with all the luscious suffixes (-etta, -ini) that make a valley traveler come hither. Pizza, pasta and salads are done right; to take it to the next level, go for the swordfish filet or the pork milanese. 1457 Lincoln Ave, Calistoga. 707.942.9900.
Celadon Global comfort food. $$. Relaxed sophistication in intimate neighborhood bistro setting by the creek. Superior wine list. 500 Main St, Ste G, Napa. 707.254.9690.
pad Thai–incredibly authentic and balanced. A must-try for all Thai lovers. 1408 West Clay St, Napa. 707.226.8884.
Mustard’s Grill American.
Perfect casual spot for dinner before the movie. Try the panéed chicken and butternut squash ravioli. 1414 Lincoln Ave, Calistoga. 707.942.9300.
$$$. “Deluxe truck stop classics” include Dungeness crab cakes with chipotle aioli, grilled Laotian quail with cucumber-scallion salad and a bacon-wrapped rabbit roulade. 7399 St. Helena Hwy, Napa. 707.944.2424.
Cole’s Chop House
Norman Rose Tavern
American steakhouse. $$$$$. Handsome, upscale 1950s-era steakhouse serving chophouse classics like dryaged porterhouse steak and Black Angus filet mignon. Wash down the red meat with a “nostalgia” cocktail. 1122 Main St, Napa. 707.224.6328.
American. $$. More than just suds ‘n’ grub–though that’s the name of the happy hour– this old-fashioned hangout with dark wood and rustic touches does pulled-pork nachos, wild boar burgers, osso bucco and crab-potato tots right. 1401 First St, Napa. 707.258.1516.
Checkers California. $$.
Compadres Rio Grille Western/Mexican. $-$$. Contemporary food and outdoor dining with a Mexican flavor. Located on the river and serving authentic cocktails. Nightly specials and an abiding love of the San Francisco Giants. 505 Lincoln Ave, Napa. 707.253.1111.
JoLe California. $$$. Casual familial vibes with adventurous interpretations of already loved dishes. Crab cocktail, pork shoulder, and a burger with truffle-flavored cheese. Maximize your experience by trying the tasting menu. 1457 Lincoln Ave, Calistoga. 707.942.5938.
La Condesa Mexcian. $$$. Part of a small explosion in upmarket Mexican dining in the region, this attractive location in the old Keller Bros. Meats building on Main Street serves a creative yet accessible menu of regional delights and modern dishes. The zanahoria, the bife lento, the panza de puerco–it’s all very good. 1320 Main St., St. Helena . 707.967.8111.
La Toque Restaurant French-inspired. $$$$. Set in a comfortable elegantly rustic dining room reminiscent of a French lodge, with a stone fireplace centerpiece, La Toque makes for memorable special-occasion dining. The elaborate wine pairing menus are luxuriously inspired. 1314 McKinstry St, Napa. 707.257.5157.
Mini Mango Thai. $$. Casual Thai, but with unexpected gems. The Thai iced tea–out of this world. The
Oenotri Italian. $$$. A casual eatery with the three P’s of Italian: pizza, pasta, and panini. Delicate pizza and pasta dishes, and they butcher their own meat. These guys do simplicity well. 1425 First St, Napa. 707.252.1022. Pizza Azzurro Italian. $. Run by a former Tra Vigne and Lark Creek Inn alum, the pizza is simple and thin, and ranks as some of the best in the North Bay. 1260 Main St (at Clinton), Napa. 707.255.5552.
Red Rock Cafe & Backdoor BBQ American. $-$$. Cafe specializing in barbecue and classic diner fare. Messy, delicious. 1010 Lincoln Ave, Napa. 707.252.9250.
Redd California cuisine. $$$$$. Rich dishes balanced by subtle flavors and careful yet casual presentation. Brunch at Redd is exceptional. 6480 Washington St, Yountville. 707.944.2222. Ristorante Allegria Italian. $$. Inside a historic 1916 building lies this Italian restaurant with music, candlelight and a robust menu. Full bar, wine list and special dining in “the Vault”–more romantic than it sounds, believe us. 1026 First St, Napa. 707.254.8006.
Siena California-Tuscan. $$$$. Sophisticated, terroirinformed cooking celebrates the local and seasonal, with electric combinations like sorrel-wrapped ahi tuna puttanesca. 875 Bordeaux Way, Napa. 707.251.1900.
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Building 7, Sebastopol. By appointment, Saturday 1–4pm. 707.874.9470.
Clos du Bois With
Olivet, and find some of the area’s best Pinot Noir and old vine Zinfandel. Family-owned winery offers well-priced Pinot from its Olivet Lane vineyard in the barrel room; local St. George cheese yours for the munching. Tasting appointments can generally be arranged upon sticking one’s head through the cellar door. 4055 West Olivet Road, Santa Rosa. Open 10:30am–4:30pm by appointment. No fee. 707.545.8680.
picnicking area, friendly staff and knickknacks galore, Clos Du Bois is a reliable outfit. 19410 Geyserville Ave., Geyserville. Open daily, 10am– 4:30pm. 800.222.3189.
Freeman Vineyard & Winery Rundown, trashed—this little winery had seen better times when the Freemans found it. With a spotless crush pad and new horseshoe-shaped cave, it’s giving back the love. Pinot Noir from top West County vineyards. 1300 Montgomery Road, Sebastopol. By appointment only. 707.823.6937.
Iron Horse Despite the rustic tasting room, Iron Horse produces sparkling wine and Pinots for the elite. A brilliant view for winetasting. 209786 Ross Station Road, Sebastopol. Open daily, 10am–3:30pm. 707.887.1507. La Crema Winery Stylish salon offers hip urbanites limited-release country cousins of the top-selling restaurant brand. Pop in for the Pinot, stay for the Syrah. 235 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. Open daily, 10:30am–5:30pm. 707.431.9400.
Moondance Cellars Dogs, Cabs and cars are the focus; when a supercharged 1965 Corvette is parked in front, the vintner is in the house. Also, Port and Sherry from Sonoma Valley Portworks. 14301 Arnold Drive, Glen Ellen. Daily 11am–6pm. $5 tasting fee. 707.938.7550.
Occidental Road Cellars High-end clients like Schramsberg and RadioCoteau buy most of the Prathers’ grapes; just 5 percent are made into their own wine, and at a comparative “grower’s discount.” Chard, Pinot, and cool-climate Syrah at its very best. 2064 Gravenstein Hwy. N.,
Pellegrini Family Vineyards Why not take
Selby Winery Regularly served at White House state dinners, Selby Chard has been through several administrations. 215 Center St., Healdsburg. Open daily, 11am–5:30pm. 707.431.1288.
Stryker Sonoma Vineyards Off-thebeaten-path winery features beautiful views and spectacular wine, the best of which are the reds. 5110 Hwy. 128, Geyserville. Open daily, 10:30am–5pm. 707.433.1944.
NAPA COUNTY Flora Springs Winery & Vineyards Napa Valley’s latest geotectonic eruption on Highway 29 is a stylish place to explore famous Chardonnay, Meritage blend and winery-exclusive Italian varietals. Hip but not too cool, the 30-year-old family winery surely has a sense of humor as well as sense of place. 677 S. St. Helena Hwy., St. Helena. Open daily, 10am– 5pm. Tasting fees, $15–$25. 707.967.8032.
Hagafen Cellars There shall be no wine before it’s certified kosher. Wide variety of varietal wines, the go-to choice for many a White House state dinner. 4160 Silverado Trail, Napa. Open daily, 10am to 5pm
(yes, they’re open Christmas). $5–$15. 707.252.0781.
Krupp Brothers Estates The story of Stagecoach Vineyards is of extremes: two miles end-toend. One billion pounds of rock extracted. Seventy wineries buy the fruit; the Krupps release 2,000 cases including Black Bart Marsanne. 3265 Soda Canyon Road, Napa. Tours by appointment, $25. 707.260.0514. Tasting at A Dozen Vintners, 3000 Hwy. 29, St. Helena. Daily, 10am-5pm. 707.967.0666.
Patz & Hall The spotlight is on the dirt farmers who make it all happen at this respected house of Pinot and Chardonnay. 21200 Eighth St. E., Sonoma. Thursday– Monday, 10am–4pm. Appointment required for seated tastings, 10:30am, 1pm and 3pm; recommended for walk-up bar. Tasting fee, $25–$50. 707.265.7700.
Saintsbury A contrarian enterprise in the 1970s, now a hallowed hall of Carneros Pinot Noir. Visitors may linger under shade trees in fair weather or sit down for a serious tasting adjacent the office. 1500 Los Carneros Ave., Napa. Monday– Saturday, by appointment. 707.252.0592. Storybook Mountain Vineyards (WC) Jerry and Sigrid Seps and a few likeminded winemakers founded Zinfandel Advocates and Producers (ZAP), through which they continue to proselytize on behalf of “America’s heritage grape.” 3835 Hwy. 128, Calistoga. By appointment. 707.942.5310.
Tres Sabores At the end of a less-traveled lane, sheep bleat under picholine trees, and Julie Johnson is just as passionate about her pomegranate-infused balsamic as her estate Zinfandel. The setting and vibe is low-key, like a garden art studio. 1620 S. Whitehall Lane, St. Helena. Tours and tasting by appointment only, $25. 707.967.8027.
The Riddler Drink the stars for less
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t doesn’t take much to start a sparkling wine project in California these days, thanks to Rack & Riddle, the custom crush outfit that moved from Hopland to Healdsburg in the past year. You can start with your own grapes or you can start with some base wine, but all you really need is a little extra dough to create those hallmark yeasty notes of vintage sparkling wine.
But how many Dom Pérignon wannabes, ace in the art of wine as they may be, shuffle up to the crushpad at Rack & Riddle with nothing but newbie questions? “I would say that probably the majority of people who come to us are exactly like that,” says Penny Gadd-Coster, executive director of winemaking. Gadd-Coster, who’s been with the company since it was founded in 2007, says that most of their clients end up learning something in the process: “We work with them and teach them, so it’s more of a partnership, rather than just us making the wine.” Starting out with seven employees, Rack & Riddle now employs 70 in its Healdsburg and Alexander Valley facilities. The majority of clients take their bubbly back to their own cellars. Two are sold at the winery: Rack & Riddle’s signature label and Breathless, a sparkling wine brand from Rack & Riddle co-founder Rebecca Faust and her sisters, Sharon Cohn and Cynthia Faust. The brand was inspired in honor of their late mother, and proceeds benefit a foundation dedicated to fighting alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency, a lung disease their mother suffered from, as well as a roster of charity and women’s organizations. Look for a Breathless tasting room opening in 2016, which will be constructed from four shipping containers outfitted in an “industrial chic” style to match the brand’s 1920s aesthetic. As for a try-before-you-buy spot for Rack & Riddle’s own attractively labeled product (the die-cut holes in the label reference a traditional, wooden riddling rack), Gadd-Coster says, “We are hoping to tag along.” Rack & Riddle Blanc de Blancs ($20) This wine suggests butter cookie and whipped egg white. Fuji apple and lemon flavors inform a lively, scouring finish. Rack & Riddle Brut ($20) A hint of sourdough bread and a sweeter dosage. Fresh and Prosecco-like, with red fruits and apricot. Rack & Riddle Blanc de Noirs ($22) Steely fruit, with quince and fruit cocktail peach. Breathless Sonoma County Blanc de Noirs ($30) Reminds me of shortbread cookies with jam in the middle. Full palate, nice balance of acidity and dosage. This would be a solid, all-around likable choice as a toasting wine. Rack & Riddle, 499 Moore Lane, Healdsburg. 707.433.8400.
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Most reviews by James Knight. Note: Those listings marked ‘WC’ denote wineries with caves. These wineries are usually only open to the public by appointment. Wineries in these listings appear on a rotating basis.
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Not Ready 2015 was an ugly year in America BY TOM GOGOLA
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hen the question is asked near the beginning—“Is America ready for its first black president?”— it needs to be answered near the end. And as Barack Obama comes into the homestretch of his term in 2016 the answer, sadly, is no.
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If nothing else, 2015 offered a rolling reminder of the first year of Barack Obama’s presidency with its numerous parallel events and template-setting episodes that have now come to a full head of hateful steam in the emergent American Serbia of the mind, if not deed. The embodiment is Donald Trump, presidential candidate, notorious birther, resident American fascist and bomb-thrower. If hope and change were the Obama buzzwords in 2009, the lesson of 2015 is that a bunch of overstimulated, hopelessly right-wing pseudo statesmen haven’t changed, grown up, dropped the sub rosa race-bait narrative—even as Obama delivered on his fair share of what he promised way back when.
officers in de-escalation techniques, when the officers are not at risk of injury. Six years later, a white police officer in South Carolina deescalated a nonthreatening situation by shooting a fleeing black man in the back—and then casually planted evidence to cover up his crime. That was just one of numerous videotaped encounters between (mostly) white police and black citizens that characterized 2015 as the year of the damning video.
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hose videos had the moral authority of authenticity, whereas another set of videos—those infamously altered Planned Parenthood sting videos that made headlines in 2015— also harked back to anti-choice rhetorical excesses from 2009. That year, physician George Tiller was executed by an antiabortion extremist in his office. Tiller was killed after having been ritualistically eviscerated by Bill O’Reilly, who effectively issued a media fatwa on him through over two-dozen TV segments devoted to “Tiller the Baby Killer.” What did you expect, went the post-execution narrative, when this country has just elected a “hardcore abortionist president,” as one group put it. The reproductive-rights narrative got even more explicitly racist in later years as right-wingers warned “the community” that Obama was coming for their babies. And here we are again. Robert Dear shot up a Planned Parenthood facility in Colorado in November after being driven nuts by, as he put it, all those “body parts” that anti-abortion extremists had toted out in their years-long quest to drive Planned Parenthood out of existence. Around the same time Tiller was murdered in 2009, a nutty old anti-Semitic white supremacist attacked the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington, D.C., in all likelihood because Obama had just visited Buchenwald, and this Jewhating Holocaust denier couldn’t deal with it. Fast-forward to 2015, and those people are now at the core of Trump’s support base, while the
candidate himself has said or done exactly nothing to try and address the rampant anti-Semitism among his legions of Stormfront supporters. Indeed, Trump instead played into cheap-Jew stereotypes when, during a December talk he gave to a Republican Jewish organization, he observed that “I’m a negotiator, like you folks.” That speech was widely panned for its barely concealed anti-Semitic chutzpah, but Trump quickly pivoted to a Yiddishism focused on Obama’s schlong, which didn’t so much address the issue of Jew-hating, but did highlight Trump’s obsessive need to be the biggest swinging dick in the room. Which brings us to Sean Hannity, one of the more ferociously pathetic Obama-haters of the conservative entertainment establishment. Hannity was at the center of the first serious scandal of the Obama Administration, when he exposed, in May 2009, what has come to be known as the Great Dijon Mustard, Emasculate-Obama Scandal. Hannity thought it was disgraceful that the president, who had just taken his first out-of-office lunch break at a popular Washington, D.C., burger joint, would dress his burger with an unAmerican, and definitely French, smear of mustard. The good Catholic commentator Laura Ingraham chimed in that it wasn’t manly to eschew ketchup—it was weak! The segment was supposed to be kind of funny, and libtards who took offense were told to lighten up and get over their so-called political correctness. But it was a joke dressed in menace, and here we see a direct corollary in some of Trump’s outbursts, which his supporters would also like everyone to believe are just jokes. Like that one joke Trump told a crowd recently, about how he “hates” some of the reporters covering him but doesn’t think they should be murdered—or maybe he does—but not really. The context was a sort-of endorsement from Vladimir Putin that Trump willfully misinterpreted as an outright endorsement. A reporter subsequently asked him if, like Putin, Trump supported the execution of journalists. Instead of just saying, “No, that’s ridiculous,”
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DARK DAYS The Paris attacks brought Islamophobia to a fever pitch.
Trump had to go there, before a crowd of eager supplicants whose heads spun in unison as the crass candidate finger-pointed at the hated journalists at the back of a meeting hall. “Well, maybe. . .” Threats delivered as jokes highlight a metastasized set of “politically correct” right-wing viewpoints, even as the candidate’s supporters think dick jokes and pee-pee humor are Trump’s way of addressing a PC left that has run rampant over their right to hate Obama, Mexicans, Muslims, reporters and Hillary Clinton’s vagina. There’s an old joke about how “politically correct” is so overused that it doesn’t mean anything except “I don’t agree with you, so therefore you are PC”—but there is a baseline definition of the phenomenon where legitimate points of view are stifled through social shaming. A politically correct right-wing maintains to the bitter end that any attempt to talk about race, especially in relation to Obama, has to turn the tables back on the person doing the talking, because it’s probably a liberal. So when Dylann Roof clutched a Confederate flag and then shot up a black church in Charleston in 2015, the right-wing political correctness police insisted that the only orthodox way to talk about Roof’s racist shooting spree was to note that if the low-information voters of this country didn’t elect Obama in the first place, none of this would have happened.
As 2015 came to a close, a whole new set of videos started to pop up that exemplified the politically correct culture of the right— Islamophobia by way of Obamaphobia being the core, driving principle. In December, a woman who works for the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, took it upon herself to verbally harass and throw coffee at some Muslims praying in a Castro Valley park. The justification was Paris and San Bernardino, and the woman proved her politically correct right-wing bona fides when she screamed at the men, “You have nothing but hate!” She was subsequently charged with a hate crime. Whoops. There was also a very hostile, and very politically correct rightwing man in Virginia who made the video-outrage circuit late in 2015, during a local planning commission meeting that took up the subject of a proposed new mosque in the area. As an American Muslim and civil engineer described the project, all the Ugly American energy of the past six years was brought to bear by a bulky white dude—complete with the Trumpian finger-point at the hated Other. “This is evil. You are a terrorist. Everyone of you are terrorists, I don’t care what you say. Every Muslim is a terrorist. Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your mouth.” Do we have the audacity to hope for a better 2016?
Crush The week’s events: a selective guide
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Olives on Canvas O Ol aficionados rejoice! The annual Olive ol olive season is upon us, with a full month of events designed around the m fa fawned-over fruit taking place th throughout the Sonoma Valley. The fe festivities begin this week, when ne neighborhood art gallery Studio 35 un unveils olive-inspired paintings in its ‘Olive Season Art Show.’ Local ar artists submitted work last month, an and judges will grant a winner to be di displayed prominently on all the po posters and promotions. A celebratory op opening reception reveals the winner an and displays all the artistic entries on Fr Friday, Jan. 1, at Studio 35, 35 Patten St., So Sonoma. 6pm. 707.934.8145.
Looking for a sensational, musical sical way to ring in the new year that’s not all rock ’n’ roll guitars? You don’t have to go to the city, as members of the San Francisco Symphony come to the North Bay for the New Year’s Eve Gala Concert at the Petaluma Historical Library & Museum. This es highseventh annual concert features caliber musicians in the early evening by before the after-party at nearby Hermann Sons Hall which features tures a ffet-style “Night in Vienna” ball with buffet-style dinner and live music to waltz to. 1, at Get classy on Thursday, Dec. 31, m, the Historical Library & Museum, (20 Fourth St., Petaluma; 7pm; $50; 707.7784398) and at Hermann Sons uma; Hall (860 Western Ave., Petaluma; 9pm; $125; 707.583.3340).
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LAUGH IT UP Kabir Singh headlines the Best of the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition to help count down to the new year at the Marin Center in San Rafael, Dec. 31. See Comedy, p24.
Lo Longtime California singer and songwriter Lauren Murphy first so gained admiration for her voice, ga lending it to popular Bay Area band le Zero, alongside her late husband Ze Judge Murphy. She and Judge would Ju go on to form the popular Lansdale Station in 2005, though Judge’s death St in 2013 changed her musical focus. Last year, she recorded her first solo La album in a decade, a tribute to her al late husband called El Dorado, and la this year Murphy moved from the th West Coast to the small artisticW minded community of Fairhope, Ala. m Now Murphy is back in the North Bay No with a full band and ready to kick w out the jams on Wednesday, Jan. 6, ou at Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave., Mill Valley. 8pm. $17– M $20. 415.388.1100. $2
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CONVERTED Katherine Renee Turner’s performance of an African convert to Christianity in ‘The Convert’ was theater perfection.
Showstoppers The 10 best plays of 2015
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heatrical undertakings are a little like cats and dogs. Some are just a whole lot easier to love than others.
Here are the shows I loved the most from the 87 I saw last year, my own personal top ten torn tickets of 2015. 1. The Convert (Marin Theater Company) Danai Gurira’s magnificently intimate epic about racial and spiritual clashes in colonial Africa
BY DAVID TEMPLETON
exceeded expectations by balancing humane humor with scathing observations about the relationship between religion and power. Brilliantly directed by Jasson Minadakis, with a gorgeously crafted, heartbreaking performance by Katherine Renee Turner, the story of an African convert to Christianity—and how her faith dropped her into a battle between her culture and country— The Convert not only achieved Bay Area theater perfection, it transcended it. 2. Yesterday Again (6th Street
Playhouse/Lucky Penny Productions) Few North Bay shows this year generated the buzz produced by Dezi Gallegos’ ambitious exploration of how our choices in the present set the course for what happens in the future. Directed with power and grace by Sheri Lee Miller (between rounds of chemo), the script might have been guilty of overreaching, but with stunning insights and a fully committed cast (including a career-best performance by Craig Miller), this shaggy-dog story was easily one
of the most rewarding and unforgettable productions of the year. 3. The Amen Corner (Marin AlterTheatre) James Baldwin’s 1954 play about personal choices and social politics within a small storefront church in Harlem was staged by AlterTheatre in a cramped corner of a San Rafael fitness center—and it worked. Directed by Jeanette Harrison, with a riveting lead performance by Cathleen Riddley as the strong-willed Sister Margaret, whose congregation is plotting to oust her, The Amen Corner, with rousing gospel songs to underscore the drama, was—like a good sermon—deeply moving, beautifully told and not easy to shake off. 4. The Light in the Piazza (Spreckels Theatre Company) In stripping its orchestra down to a tight chamber ensemble, simultaneously recruiting stellar voices from beyond the recognizable North Bay usual suspects, director Gene Abravaya tackled a complex musical and carried it off with charm, simplicity and obvious love—and the feeling was infectious. 5. Clybourne Park (6th Street Playhouse) In Bruce Norris’ cheeky, dark-comedy spinoff of Lorraine Hansberry’s Raisin in the Sun, racial tensions in the ’50s contrast with similar struggles today. Under Carl Jordan’s sensitively probing direction, a strong cast delivered the goods, uncomfortably at times, but without losing touch with the script’s brutally funny, sharply satirical intensions. 6. Choir Boy (Marin Theatre Company) There was a lot of conversation when director Kent Gash’s visually stunning and emotionally devastating staging of Tarell Alvin McCraney’s Choir
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Boy opened at Marin Theatre Company. The main topics were the show’s male nudity and it’s drop-dead gorgeous a cappella gospel harmonies, but the real reason to see the play—the story of a young, black gay man struggling to be accepted at a prestigious African American boy’s school—was the script’s achingly honest heart. 7. Arcadia (Cinnabar Theater) Tom Stoppard’s time-bending drama about math, poetry, murder, love and one long-buried mystery, was staged by director Sheri Lee Miller as a kind of love letter to eccentricity and human desire to achieve something beautiful. In the process, that’s exactly what it achieved. 8. Assassins (Narrow Way Stage Company) Stephen Sondheim’s powerfully patriotic pastiche about history’s motley collection of true-life presidential assassins, all swapping stories and songs about their crimes, was richly staged by director Trevor Hoffman as part of Sonoma Arts Live. Well cast, strongly performed and endlessly entertaining, this was one of the best musicals of the year. 9. The North Plan (Spreckels Theatre Company) The thing about Jason Wells’ North Plan— set in a rural jail during a rightwing takeover of America—was that its anything-goes storytelling was as loopy as its characters, and just as entertaining. Directed by Rick Eldridge with an emphasis on rising menace and tension, it didn’t always work, but it packed a weird, wacky wallop, one gutpunch at a time. 10. Taming of the Shrew (Spreckels Theatre Company) Shakespeare’s famous battle of the sexes, staged outdoors by Marin’s Curtain Theatre, and directed by Carl Jordan, was adorably cheerful, colorful, strange and wonderful. Melissa Claire and Alan Coyne were so good as Kate and Petruchio, the play was a love letter to love, an examination of how complex, damaged people learn to tempt, tame and talk to each other. It was also laugh-out-loud hilarious.
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RISE OF THE MACHINESS ‘Ex Machina,’ starring Alicia Vikander,
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The Femme Awakens Twenty fifteen was a good year for women in film BY RICHARD VON BUSACK
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f there’s anything we can learn from 2015 in film, it’s the lesson that complaining vociferously and ceaselessly is always a good policy.
A few years ago, during the height of the Frat Pack, there were so many males onscreen that you wondered if they’d passed some Elizabethan-style law against women actors. But maybe someone was listening to the despair of filmgoers, because look at the year we just had. Daisy Ridley’s Rey rejuvenates Star Wars: The Force Awakens, handsomely countering George Lucas’s tendency to turn the few women in his space operas into wax statues or, in one notorious case, cheesecake fit for a Hutt. We had the true aim of Jennifer Lawrence’s Katniss Everdeen, underestimated one last time by the effete and the elite. Mad Max was upstaged by Charlize Theron’s Mad Maxine. (One of my regular correspondents suggests that Aunty Entity’s “Bust a Deal, Spin the Wheel” from Beyond Thunderdome ought to have come up with the dire fate, “Replaced by Girl.”) Here was Jessica Chastain as the master of the interplanetary Hermes in The Martian. There was 007’s companion Léa Seydoux giving Blofeld a well-deserved facial with high explosives. In less bombastic films, the repeated depiction of the inner world of women defied the fact that female directors are still a small minority compared to men. The documentary Amy was a warning to bright talented girls who believe they should give their souls over to love, as much as it was a CSI examination of a fragile woman done to death. Compare Amy Winehouse’s troubles with the backbone of the lonely but brave Eilis, played by Saoirse Ronan—maybe the single most stirring performance of the year—in Brooklyn. There was Shu Qi’s lovelorn killer in eighth century China in The Assassin, and Elizabeth Banks’ charm-school-educated saleswoman who learns how to stand her ground against a master manipulator in Love & Mercy. And I hope Alicia Vikander’s tremendous acting in Ex Machina shook the obscene self-confidence of the engineers plotting the next step in artificial intelligence.
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Sounds Good Top 10 CDs of 2015 BY ALAN SCULLEY
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here were plenty of good albums in 2015, just not many that went to the next level, making this a bit of a down year for music. These albums, though, stood out for me.
1. Adele, ‘25’ (XL) This follow-up may not quite equal Adele’s 2011 blockbuster, 21, but it comes very close. Especially impressive are several songs (“All I Ask,� “Million Years Ago� and “Love in the Dark�) that feature little more than Adele’s vocal and either piano or guitar, an arrangement that only works with songs as strong as these. 2. Courtney Barnett, ‘Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit’ (Mom + Pop Music) Barnett’s smart and funny lyrics highlight this full-length debut, but the music is just as good, whether it’s spiky and catchy or gentle with a little edge.
4. The Weeknd, ‘Beauty Behind the Madness’ (XO/Republic) Beauty Behind the Madness has much more to offer than its great single, “Can’t Feel My Face.â€? There are 13 more sharply crafted songs on this album that should make the Weeknd R&B’s next major star. 5. Jason Isbell, ‘Something More Than Free’ (Southeastern) With Something More Than Free, Isbell delivers another largely acoustic, lyrically incisive gem of an album. 6. Florence + the Machine, ‘How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful’ (Island) Florence Welch and company rock a bit more and sound a bit less opulent on their ďŹ ne third album. 7. Best Coast, ‘California Nights’ (Harvest) The duo of Bethany Cosentino and Bobb Bruno get a bit edgier without losing the classic pop melodicism of their ďŹ rst two albums. 8. Chris Stapleton, ‘Traveller’ (Mercury Nashville) Stapleton wowed viewers in November when he paired with Justin Timberlake on the CMA Awards. Fans will ďŹ nd Stapleton’s rootsy debut album, Traveller, just as impressive. 9. The Arcs, ‘Yours, Dreamily’ (Nonesuch) Fronted by Dan Auerbach, the Arcs have similarities to his main band, the Black Keys. But nearly every song on Yours, Dreamily has a musical twist that makes the Arcs sound plenty original. 10. Ashley Monroe, ‘The Blade’ (Warner Bros. Nashville) Monroe continues to make her mark with this lyrically smart, hooky and musically diverse third album.
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Jackie Greene Northern California native and popular country soul songwriter performs a two-set night of music. Jan 2, 9pm. $26-$31. Mystic Theatre, 23 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.765.2121.
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Annie Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Music Hall Sun, 5pm, Sunday Dance Party with the Blues Defenders. Dec 31, NYE party with Paulieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Garage. 120 Fifth St, Santa Rosa. 707.542.1455.
Aqus Cafe Dec 30, Mary Joe. 189 H St, Petaluma. 707.778.6060.
Arlene Francis Center Wed, Open Mic. Tues, Open Didgeridoo Clinic. Dec 30, Songwriters Circle. Jan 2, Frank Anderson and True Effects. 99 Sixth St, Santa Rosa. 707.528.3009.
Barley & Hops Tavern Jan 2, Mark McDonald. 3688 Bohemian Hwy, Occidental. 707.874.9037.
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The singers, made of North Bay favorites Tim Bluhm and Jackie Greene, perform a rare and intimate show in the Grate Room. Dec 30, 8pm. $30. Terrapin Crossroads, 100 Yacht Club Dr, San Rafael. 415.524.2773.
NAPA COUNTY Tommy Alexander Possessing an introspective style and striking melodies, the Portland folk singer and songwriter plays Napa with help from Moon Bottle and Kent Smith. Jan 6, 8pm. Free. Siloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 530 Main St, Napa. 707.251.5833.
Clubs & Venues SONOMA COUNTY
Dec 31, New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve at Bergamot Alley. 328-A Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 707.433.8720.
The Big Easy Tues, the American Alley Cats. Dec 30, Junk Parlor. Dec 31, New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve Cabaret with Royal Jelly Jive and the Butterfly Ship. Jan 1, Eric Wiley Project. Jan 2, Arizona & the Volunteers. 128 American Alley, Petaluma. 707.776.4631.
Brixx Pizzeria Jan 5, anniversary party with the Mighty Groove. 16 Kentucky St, Petaluma. 707.766.8162.
B&V Whiskey Bar & Grille Tues, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Reggae Marketâ&#x20AC;? DJ night. Dec 31, NYE Disco Inferno with DJ Hi-C. 400 First St E, Sonoma. 707.938.7110.
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Dry Creek Kitchen Jan 4, Ian Scherer and Steve Froberg Duo. Jan 5, Susan Sutton and Piro Patton Duo. 317 Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 707.431.0330.
Ellington Hall Jan 1, Holiday Masquerade Ball with the Dixie Giants. Jan 3, 1pm, San Francisco Feetwarmers. 3535 Industrial Dr, Santa Rosa. 707.545.6150.
Finley Community Center Mon, 11am, Proud Maryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ukulele jam and lessons. First Friday of every month, Larry Broderick Trio. 2060 W College Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.543.3737.
Flamingo Lounge Dec 31, New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve party with Aqua Nett and DJ Don Dada. Jan 1, the Henry Coopers. 2777 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.545.8530.
Forestville Club Dec 31, New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve Black & White Ball with Free Peoples and Dgiin. 6250 Front St, Forestvill. 707.887.2594.
French Garden Dec 31, New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve dinner and dance with the Susan Comstock Swingtet. Jan 1, Jon Gonzales String Band. 8050 Bodega Ave, Sebastopol. 707.824.2030.
Hermann Sons Hall Dec 31, 9pm, â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Night in Viennaâ&#x20AC;? New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve ball. 860 Western Ave, Petaluma. 707.762.9962.
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Tues, Wavelength. Jan 2, John Pita. 133 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.578.1826.
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Wed, open mic night. Dec 31, New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve with the Rugs. Jan 2, battle of the bands night. 146 Kentucky St, Petaluma. 707.772.5478.
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Jan 5, the Rivertown Trio. 100 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.789.0505.
Dec 31, Deluxe. Jan 2, Sean Carscadden. 691 Broadway, Sonoma. 707.935.9100.
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Dec 31, NYE with Pacific Soundrise and Jimmy Hits. 527 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.636.0240.
Mon, open mic. Dec 30, Barrio Manouche. Dec 31, NYE Bash with the Fairfax All-Stars. 17 Broadway Blvd, Fairfax. 415.459.1091.
Toad in the Hole Pub Sun, live music. 116 Fifth St, Santa Rosa. 707.544.8623.
The Tradewinds Bar Wed, Sonoma County Blues Society. Tues, Open Mic. Dec 31, DJ Dave. 8210 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.795.7878.
Twin Oaks Tavern Mon, Blues Defenders Pro Jam. Dec 30, the Bootleg Honeys. Dec 31, 9pm, New Year’s Eve bash with the Pulsators. $25. Jan 2, Uncle Wiggly with Buzzy Martin. Jan 3, 5pm, Blues and BBQ with Jimmy Smith Band. Jan 6, Roadhouse Ramblers. 5745 Old Redwood Hwy, Penngrove. 707.795.5118.
Whiskey Tip Dec 31, Michief Masquerade NYE celebration. 1910 Sebastopol Rd, Santa Rosa. 707.843.5535.
MARIN COUNTY Belrose Theater BASEMENT SOUL Portland songwriter Tommy Alexander shares his resonating
indie-folk on Jan. 6 at Silo’s in Napa. See Concerts, adjacent page.
Thurs, open mic night. 1415 Fifth Ave, San Rafael. 415.454.6422.
Benissimo Ristorante & Bar reggae NYE with King Hopeton & the Visionairies Band. 6957 Sebastopol Ave, Sebastopol. 707.829.2062.
Lagunitas Tap Room
Mystic Theatre Dec 31, New Years Eve bash with Brothers Comatose. 23 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.765.2121.
Sally Tomatoes
George’s Nightclub
Dec 31, New Year’s Eve Extravaganza with the Honeydippers and friends. 1100 Valley House Dr, Rohnert Park. 707.665.0260.
Wed, George’s Jazz Time jam. Thurs, California Flight Project. Sun, Mexican Banda. Jan 2, DJ Maroquien. 842 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.226.0262.
Sebastopol Community Center
Ghiringhelli Pizzeria Grill & Bar
First Friday of every month, Jay Fresco. 130 Stony Point Rd, Santa Rosa. 707.578.1963.
Dec 31, New Year’s Eve with David Luning and Highway Poets. 390 Morris St, Sebastopol. 707.874.3176.
Rio Nido Roadhouse
Sonoma Speakeasy
First Sunday of every month, 5pm, Erika Alstrom with Dale Alstrom’s Jazz Society. 1535 South Novato Blvd, Novato. 415.878.4977.
Dec 31, New Year’s Eve Party with the Thugz. 14540 Canyon 2 Rd, Rio Nido. 707.869.0821.
Thurs, R&B classics. Sun, R&B diva night. Tues, New Orleans R&B night. 452 First St E, Ste G, Sonoma. 707.996.1364.
Rossi’s 1906
Spancky’s Bar
Dec 30, Johnny Tsunami & the Hurricanes with dance lessons. Dec 31, NYE dinner and show with Acoustic Soul, DJ Isak and 1955. Jan 2, Sweet Plot. Sun,
Thurs, 7pm, Thursday Night Blues Jam. Thurs, 11pm, DJ Selecta Konnex. 8201 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.664.0169.
Main Street Bistro
Thurs, Open Mic. Dec 30, Irish set dancing. Dec 31, New Year’s Party with Midnight Sun. 8240 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.795.7868.
Mon, Wed, DJ Miguel. Jan 2, Levi Lloyd. Jan 3, 3pm, Jimi James. Jan 3, 9pm, DJ Miguel. 16246 First St, Guerneville. 707.869.3377.
Murphy’s Irish Pub Dec 31, 2pm, Dublin’s New Year’s with the Gentlemen Soldiers. Dec 31, 10pm, Cynthia Carr and the Carrtunes. Jan 2, Andrew Freeman. 464 First St E, Sonoma. 707.935.0660.
Fenix Wed, Pro blues jam. Dec 31, NYE dinner and show with Aja Vu. Jan 2, Terrie Odabi. Jan 3, Pellejo Seco. 919 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.813.5600.
Petaluma Historical Library & Museum
Mc T’s Bullpen
Ruth McGowan’s Brewpub Sun, Evening Jazz with Gary Johnson. Jan 2, Now & Zen. 131 E First St, Cloverdale. 707.894.9610.
Dec 30, Firewheel. Dec 31, the Rugs. Jan 1, TV Mike and the Scarecrowes. Jan 2, Jessica Malone. Jan 3, the RevTones. Jan 6, Roem Baur. 1280 N McDowell Blvd, Petaluma. 707.778.8776. Dec 30, Susan Sutton jazz piano. Dec 31, New Year’s Eve Party with the Eddie Neon Blues Band. Jan 1, Frankye Kelly. Jan 2, Yancie Taylor. 16280 Main St, Guerneville. 707.869.0501.
5pm, Sweet Potato 5. 401 Grove St, Sonoma. 707.343.0044.
Thurs, Fri, live music. 18 Tamalpais Dr, Corte Madera. 415.927.2316.
Dec 31, New Year’s gala concert with members of the SF Symphony. 20 Fourth St, Petaluma. 707.778.4398.
Redwood Cafe
Remy’s Bar & Lounge
HopMonk Novato Dec 30, open mic night with Magic Toy. Dec 31, Petty Theft. Jan 3, Ridgway. 224 Vintage Way, Novato. 415.892.6200.
Marin Country Mart Jan 1, 5:30pm, Joshua Smith Trio. Jan 3, 12:30pm, the Dried Up Bones. 2257 Larkspur Landing Circle, Larkspur.
No Name Bar Mon, Kimrea and the Dreamdogs. Tues, open mic. 757 Bridgeway, Sausalito. 415.332.1392.
Osteria Divino Dec 30, Jonathan Poretz. Dec 31, James Henry & Hands on Fire. 37 Caledonia St, Sausalito. 415.331.9355.
Panama Hotel Restaurant Dec 30, Robin DuBois. Jan 5, Swing Fever. Jan 6, Brian Byrnes. 4 Bayview St, San Rafael. 415.457.3993.
Papermill Creek Saloon Dec 31, NYE with Ned Endless & the Allniters. 1 Castro, Forest Knolls. 415.488.9235.
Peri’s Silver Dollar Mon, Billy D’s open mic. Dec 30, Festival Speed. Dec 31, New Years Eve with Beso Negro. Jan 1, Fighting Smokey Joe. Jan 2, the Restless Sons. Jan 3, the Milestone with Miles Schon. Jan 5, Fresh Baked Blues and Waldo’s Special. Jan 6, the Weissmen. 29 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.459.9910.
Presidio Yacht Club
Scarecrowes with Sugar Candy Mountain. 41 Wharf Rd, Bolinas. 415.868.1311.
Smitty’s Bar Dec 31, News Year’s Eve Extravaganza with the 7th Sons. 214 Caledonia St, Sausalito. 415.332.2637.
Spitfire Lounge Last Thursday of every month, the North Bass DJ night. First Friday of every month, Truthlive. 848 B St, San Rafael. 415.454.5551.
Sweetwater Music Hall Mon, Open Mic. Dec 30, the Painbirds. Dec 31, NYE with the Weight and Moonalice. Jan 1-2, Tainted Love. Jan 3, Bongo Love. 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley. 415.388.1100.
Terrapin Crossroads Dec 30, Rattlebox with Lorin Rowan and Barry Sless. Dec 31, Colonel & the Mermaids. Dec 31, Stu Allen & Mars Hotel in the Grate Room. 100 Yacht Club Dr, San Rafael. 415.524.2773.
Throckmorton Theatre Wed, 12pm, Noon concert series. Dec 31, New Year’s Eve party with Mort Sahl and Danny Click & the Hell Yeahs. 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.
NAPA COUNTY
Dec 31, NYE swing dance with the Retrobates. Jan 2, the 7th Sons. Fort Baker, Sommerville Rd, Sausalito. 415.332.2319.
1313 Main
Rancho Nicasio
Billco’s Billiards
Dec 31, New Year’s Eve Party with the Zydeco Flames. Jan 2, Dave Gonzalez & the Branded Men. 1 Old Rancheria Rd, Nicasio. 415.662.2219.
Thurs, live music. 1234 Third St, Napa. 707.226.7506.
Rickey’s Dec 31, NYE with Chime Travelers. 250 Entrada Dr, Novato. 415.883.9477.
Sausalito Seahorse Wed, Tango with Marcello and Seth. Mon, Marco Sainz Trio. Tues, Jazz with Noel Jewkes and friends. Dec 31, New Year’s Eve with the James Moseley Band. Jan 2, Havana Nights with Los Clasicos de Cuba. Jan 3, Orquesta la Moderna Tradicion. 305 Harbor View Dr, Sausalito. 415.331.2899.
Smiley’s Schooner Saloon Sun, open mic. Mon, Epicenter Soundsystem reggaae. Dec 31, New Year’s Eve with El Radio Fantastique. Jan 1, Junk Parlor. Jan 2, TV Mike and the
Dec 31, Big Band New Year’s Eve. 1313 Main St, Napa. 707.258.1313.
City Winery Napa Dec 30, Tainted Love. Dec 31, New Year’s Eve Party with Wonderbread 5. 1030 Main St, Napa. 707.260.1600.
Downtown Joe’s Brewery & Restaurant Sun, DJ Aurelio. Tues, the Used Blues Band. Dec 31, Midnight Harvest. 902 Main St, Napa. 707.258.2337.
Hydro Grill First Saturday of every month, Always Elvis. 1403 Lincoln Ave, Calistoga. 707.942.9777.
Jarvis Conservatory Jan 2, It’s a Grand Night for Singers. 1711 Main St, Napa. 707.255.5445.
Silo’s Dec 30, Secure the Sun. Dec 31, New Year’s Eve with the Bobby Joe Russell All Star Band. 530 Main St, Napa. 707.251.5833.
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Arts Events Galleries RECEPTIONS Jan 1 Studio 35, “Olive Season Art Show,” the best of local olive-inspired art shows during the ongoing Sonoma Valley Olive Season. 6pm. 35 Patten St, Sonoma. 707.934.8145.
Jan 5 Throckmorton Theatre, “Question of Identity,” sculpture by Mark Jaeger pursues insight into personal and social projections and purposes. 5pm. 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.
SONOMA COUNTY Art Museum of Sonoma County Through Feb 7, “Inside Magnolia Editions: Collaboration & Innovation,” an experimental collection of renowned works from the topnotch Oakland printmaking company. 505 B St, Santa Rosa. Tues-Sun, 11 to 5. 707.579.1500.
The Art Wall at Shige Sushi Through Jan 31, “Jenny Honnert Abell Solo Show,” showing intimate mixed-media works characterized by subtly exotic imagery and fine handwork. ctalcroft.wix.com/ artwallatshige/. 8235 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. Hours vary.
Atlas Coffee Company Through Dec 30, “Upland & Plain,” Richard Ciccarelli’s exhibit of oil paintings offers amazing looks at Taylor Mountain and the Llano de Santa Rosa. 300 South A St, Santa Rosa. 707.526.1085.
Calabi Gallery Through Jan 16, “Woodblock Prints by Michael McMillan,” the diverse artist’s fine woodwork centers an show that also features works by Douglas Ballou, Mary Jarvis, Sherrie Lovler and others. 456 10th St, Santa Rosa. Tues-Sun, 11 to 5. 707.781.7070.
Charles M. Schulz Museum Through May 30, “The Peanuts Movie,” exhibit traces Peanuts from Schulz’s pen to the new big-screen feature. Through Apr 24, “Snoopy and the Red Baron,” learn about the real Red Baron and Schulz’s attention to historical detail through rare artifacts, original artworks, and an expansive selection of cartoons showcasing Snoopy’s famous alter-ego. 2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa. Mon-Fri, noon to 5; Sat-Sun, 10 to 5. 707.579.4452.
Christie Marks Fine Art Through Jan 2, “Thea Goldstine: Paintings,” first local showing of oil paintings by Goldstine features landscapes and a stunning series of abstract portraits. 312 South A St #7, Santa Rosa. Thurs-Sun, noon to 5, and by appointment. 707.695.1011.
City Hall Council Chambers Through Feb 12, “Clark Swarthout Solo Show,” Santa Rosa artist presents an exhibit of intricate and imaginative pen and ink drawings. Reception, Jan 15 at 5pm. 100 Santa Rosa Ave, Ste 10, Santa Rosa. 707.543.3010.
Cloverdale Arts Alliance Through Jan 14, “Encore,” guest artists Alain Bloom, Ron Rodgers and Barbara Tocher join featured resident artist is Terry Holleman. 204 N Cloverdale Blvd, Cloverdale.
Finley Community Center Through Jan 28, “The Dynamic Duo,” Judith A Eisen’s lifetime of watercolors and oils are on display. 2060 W College Ave, Santa Rosa. Mon-Fri, 8 to 6; Sat, 9 to 11am. 707.543.3737.
Fulton Crossing Through Dec 31, “Gallery Reopening Show,” celebrating the newly remodeled gallery, many works by local artists include exquisite metal sculptures by Susandra Spicer and stainedglass and fine-woods furniture from Skip Thomsen. 1200 River Rd, Fulton.
Gallery One Through Dec 30, “Deck the Walls with Red,” juried
multimedia group show revolves around the color red. 209 Western Ave, Petaluma. 707.778.8277.
Laguna de Santa Rosa Environmental Center Through Jan 4, “A Photographic Journey Through the Laguna de Santa Rosa,” the Laguna’s myriad natural wonders, captured in colorful photos, are on display. 900 Sanford Rd, Santa Rosa. 707.527.9277.
Graton Gallery
Occidental Center for the Arts
Through Jan 24, “Under the Influence,” group show features Sally Baker with Taylor Gutermute, Susan Ryan and other guest artists. 9048 Graton Rd, Graton. Tues-Sat, 10:30 to 6; Sun, 10:30 to 4. 707.829.8912.
Through Jan 4, “Energy Materialized,” featuring two nationally and internationally known sculptors, Bruce Johnson and Riis Burwell. 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental. 707.874.9392.
Petaluma Arts Center
Hammerfriar Gallery
Through Jan 24, “Petaluma Arts Center Members’ Exhibition,” Hella Merrill is the featured artist. 230 Lakeville St, Petaluma. Thurs-Mon, 11 to 5. 707.762.5600.
Through Jan 14, “Paintings by Laura Hoffman & Mike Tinney,” the two Sonoma County artists illustrate dreamlike worlds of the human subconscious. 132 Mill St, Ste 101, Healdsburg. Tues-Fri, 10 to 6. Sat, 10 to 5. 707.473.9600.
Healdsburg Center for the Arts Through Dec 31, “Holiday Gift Gallery,” a winter wonderland of art from over 50 regional artists is on display through the holiday season. 130 Plaza St, Healdsburg. Daily, 11 to 6. 707.431.1970.
Healdsburg Museum Through Jan 3, “A Small World,” celebration of tiny toys and all things miniature includes model trains, trucks and cars, vintage tea sets, dollhouses and more. 221 Matheson St, Healdsburg. Tues-Sun, 11 to 4. 707.431.3325.
History Museum of Sonoma County Through Jan 10, “Beyond Bollywood: Indian Americans Shape the Nation,” exhibition moves past pop-culture stereotypes of Indian Americans to explore the diverse contributions of Indian immigrants and their descendants in the United States. Through Feb 7, “Journey to Fountaingrove,” exhibit chronicles the life of Japanese national Nagasawa Kanaye, who took over the Fountaingrove estate and made renowned wines in Sonoma County. 425 Seventh St, Santa Rosa. Tues-Sun, 11 to 4. 707.579.1500.
IceHouse Gallery Through Jan 5, “Catch & Release II,” the Robert Flynn Johnson Collection offers up art and curiosities. 405 East D St, Petaluma. 707.778.2238.
Quercia Gallery Through Jan 31, “Le Source,” Bobbi Jean Quercia’s installation of colorful ethnic figures moving toward a water fountain signifies a common goal of finding one’s connection to humanity. 25193 Hwy 116, Duncans Mills. Fri-Mon, 11am to 5pm and by appointment 707.865.0243.
Redwood Cafe Through Dec 30, “Monthly Art Exhibit,” the cafe welcomes local artists to display on their walls. 8240 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. Open daily. 707.795.7868.
Riverfront Art Gallery Through Jan 3, “Oaks in Our Time,” paintings by Henry White join photographs by Lance Kuehne. 132 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. Wed, Thurs and Sun, 11 to 6. Fri-Sat, 11 to 8. 707.775.4ART.
Sculpturesite Gallery Through Jan 12, “Hot Picks!” Art advisor Tom O’Connor curates a selection of his favorite pieces. 14301 Arnold Dr, Ste 8, Glen Ellen. Daily, 10 to 5. 707.933.1300.
Sebastopol Center for the Arts Through Dec 31, “Annual Members Show,” eclectic and inclusive exhibition displays members’ multimedia works that are available to purchase. 282 S High St, Sebastopol. Tues-Fri, 10 to 4; Sat, 1 to 4. 707.829.4797.
Sebastopol Gallery Through Jan 9, “First Looks and Second Chances,” assemblage works from
Rebeca Trevino Assemblage paintings from James Reynolds show together. 150 N Main St, Sebastopol. Open daily, 11 to 6. 707.829.7200.
Holidays,” art installation in the tasting room features Bay Area oil painter Kay Carlson. 819 Bridgeway, Sausalito. 415.729.9549.
Sonoma Valley Museum of Art
Marin Museum of Contemporary Art
Through Mar 6, “Contemplative Elements,” Sonoma artists Danae Mattes and Frances McCormack split the museum with “Between Nature and Technology” exhibit from New Orleans artists Courtney Egan and David Sullivan. 551 Broadway, Sonoma. Wed-Sun, 11 to 5. 707.939.SVMA.
Through Jan 10, “Thirty-Six Views of the Bay Bridge,” David Garnick’s series of photographs exhibits in the main gallery, with Gale S McKee’s “The American Car: A Family Portrait” in the Ron Collins Gallery. 500 Palm Dr, Novato. Wed-Fri, 11 to 4; Sat-Sun, 11 to 5. 415.506.0137.
Steele Lane Community Center
Robert Allen Fine Art
Through Jan 14, “Documenting Sonoma County,” photographer Sara Silver explores Sonoma County and the surrounding area in all its glory. 415 Steele Ln, Santa Rosa. Mon-Thurs, 8 to 7; Fri, 8 to 5. 707.543.3282.
MARIN COUNTY 1108 gallery Through Dec 31, “Community Artists Group Show,” abstract works from Nina Bravo and Mark Parker join other local artists in a showing. 1108 Tamalpais Avenue, San Rafael. Thurs-Fri, 5pm to 8pm 415.454.1249.
Art Works Downtown Through Dec 31, “Small Works Exhibition,” a wonderful opportunity to find affordable, quality artwork for the holiday gift-giving season. 1337 Fourth St, San Rafael. Tues-Sat, 10 to 5. 415.451.8119.
Desta Art & Tea Gallery Through Jan 30, “The Way of Art,” featuring paintings, bronze sculptures and jewelries from local Bay Area artists. 417 San Anselmo Ave, San Anselmo. Mon-Sat, 10 to 6 415.524.8932.
Through Jan 29, “Lands End Allegory,” solo show of new works from San Francisco artist Jay Mercado. 301 Caledonia St, Sausalito. MonFri, 10 to 5. 415.331.2800.
Toby’s Gallery Through Dec 31, “10,000 Buddhas Project,” new paintings from Amanda Giacomini’s project. 11250 Hwy 1, Point Reyes Station.
NAPA COUNTY di Rosa Through Jan 24, “Robert Kinmont: Trying to Understand Where I Grew Up,” the first Bay Area solo presentation by the Sonoma-based artist in over 45 years shows works from his entire career. 5200 Sonoma Hwy, Napa. Wed-Sun, 10 to 6. 707.226.5991.
Napa Valley Museum Through Jan 10, “Life Is Fantastic and Death Is Too,” spotlight gallery shows local artists June Altamura and Amber Keithley, whose artwork centers around the grotesque wonder of the unknown. 55 Presidents Circle, Yountville. Tues-Sun, 10 to 4. 707.944.0500.
Gallery Route One Through Jan 17, “Time As We Know It,” photographs from West Marin’s Marna Clarke joins a “Wild Book Show” that features Dylan Yvonne Welch and drawings by Vickisa. 11101 Hwy 1, Pt Reyes Station. WedMon, 11 to 5. 415.663.1347.
The Image Flow Through Jan 23, “Holiday Art Show,” featuring diverse original artwork by Stephen Bruce, J Scott Cilmi and Donna D’Acuti. 401 Miller Ave, Ste. A, Mill Valley. 415.388.3569.
Madrigal Family Winery Through Jan 13, “Celebrate the
Comedy Best of the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition Kabir Singh will headline this year’s comedy special to bring in the New Year Dec 31, 9pm. $40. Marin Center Showcase Theatre, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. 415.499.6800.
Big Fat Year-End Kiss Off Comedy Show WIll Durst, Johnny Steele and other veteran standups skewer
2015 in this annual show. Jan 1, 8pm. $21-$35. Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600. Fun new monthly comedy show this week features popular standup Scott Capurro. Jan 3, 8pm. $10. HopMonk Sebastopol, 230 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol. 707.829.7300.
Laughing Tomato Comedy Showcase Local and Bay Area comics, hosted by Tony Sparks. First Tues of every month, 8pm. Free. Sally Tomatoes, 1100 Valley House Dr, Rohnert Park. 707.665.0260.
Mort Sahl Social Satire from Sahl. Thurs. $15-$20. Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.
New Years Eve Stand-Up Comedy Showcase Two national headliners, Kevin Meaney and Joe Devito, close out the year with uproarious laughs. Dec 31, 9pm. $35. Osher Marin JCC, 200 N San Pedro Rd, San Rafael. 415.444.8000.
Open Mic Comedy Wed. Spancky’s Bar, 8201 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.664.0169.
Tuesday Night Live Featuring comedians at the top of their game, both rising stars and names known worldwide. Tues, 8pm. $17-$27. Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.
Dance Belrose Theater Sundays, 4pm, Argentine Dance. 1415 Fifth Ave, San Rafael 415.454.6422.
Club 101
Wednesdays, 5:30pm, African dance and drum workshop, all ages and skill levels are welcome to move and groove with Sandor Diabankouezi, world-class Congolese master drummer. $15. 191 W Verano Ave, Sonoma.
Flamingo Lounge Sundays, 7pm, salsa with lessons. Tuesdays, swing dancing with lessons. 2777 Fourth St, Santa Rosa 707.545.8530.
Hermann Sons Hall Mondays, 7pm. through May 2, International Folk Dance Class, dances from Romania, Bulgaria, Serbia, Greece, Turkey and more. $7/$65. 415.663.9512. 860 Western Ave, Petaluma.
Monroe Dance Hall Wednesdays, Singles and Pairs Square Dance Club. Thursdays, Circles ‘n Squares Dance Club. Sundays, Country-Western dancing and lessons. Mondays, Scottish Country Dancing. Tuesdays, Razzmataz folk dance club. Dec 31, California Ballroom New Year’s Eve Party. 1400 W College Ave, Santa Rosa 707.529.5450.
Songbird Community Healing Center Wednesdays, Biodanza. 8297 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati 707.795.2398.
Wischemann Hall Sundays, 10am, Soul Motion, open movement practice. Mondays, 5:30 and 7pm, Redwood Rainbows Mainstream & Basic Class. 707.478.6409. 465 Morris St, Sebastopol.
YogaWorks Larkspur First Saturday of every month, 7:30pm, DanceMarin!, where yoga and and dance meet. $15. 2207 Larkspur Landing Cir, Larkspur 415.924.4848.
Wednesdays, 8:20pm, salsa dancing with lessons. 815 W Francisco Blvd, San Rafael 415.460.0101.
Events
Dance Palace
Affordable Singles New Years Eve Bash
Wednesdays, 6pm, Women’s Collaborative Dance. $5-$15 per month. Sundays, 10am, Ecstatic Dance Point Reyes, explore different rhythms with no experience necessary. First Wednesday of every month, 6pm, First Wednesday Line Dancing, with Carol Friedman 503 B St, Pt Reyes Station 415.663.1075.
Dress in your best and dance the night away with other local singes, with party favors and fun galore. Dec 31, 9pm. $20. Embassy Suites Hotel, 101 McInnis Pkwy, San Rafael. 415.507.9962.
Calistoga Art Walk Follow the signs and view art with strolling tour of shops
Community Media Orientation
comedy, improv and theater shenanigans. Jan 4-6. Napa Valley Performing Arts Center at Lincoln Theater, 100 California Dr, Yountville. 707.944.9900.
Get answers to all your media questions, including how you can produce content and get it on the air in Marin. Tues, Jan 5, 7pm. Community Media Center of Marin, 819 A St, San Rafael. 415.721.0636.
Field Trips
Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!
Afternoon Community Service
A day of crafts and games for the wee ones, with root beer toasts and more. Dec 31, 10am. Charles M. Schulz Museum, 2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.579.4452.
Participate in center restoration projects. First Wed of every month. Richardson Bay Audubon Center, 376 Greenwood Beach Rd, Tiburon. 415.388.2524.
Heirloom Craft Hub
French Garden Farm Tour
and galleries. First Wed-Thurs of every month, 5pm. Free. Downtown Calistoga, Lincoln Ave, Calistoga. 707.225.1003.
Each evening includes instruction for a specific craft. Last Thurs of every month. $5. Marin History Museum, Boyd Gate House, 1125 B St, San Rafael. 415.454.8538.
Mill Valley Art Walk Downtown area galleries and businesses showcase local artists. First Tues of every month, 6pm. Free. Downtown, Throckmorton Avenue, Mill Valley. 415.721.1856.
Mill Valley First Tuesday Art Walk Stroll among the amazing art exhibits at various Mill Valley galleries and stores, as well as City Hall and the community center. Tues, Jan 5, 6pm. Mill Valley Depot Plaza, 87 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley.
New Year’s Eve on the Wine Train Tour Napa Valley’s scenic beauty with gourmet food and carnival fun. Dec 31, 5pm. $75 and up. Napa Valley Wine Train, 1275 McKinstry St, Napa. 800.427.4124.
Noon Year’s Eve Bring the kids for a day of music, crafts, beads and bubbles. Dec 31, 9am. $13 and up. Bay Area Discovery Museum, Fort Baker, 557 McReynolds Rd, Sausalito. 415.339.3900.
NYE Red Tie Affair Dress in your red tie best for dinner at La Toque and dancing at Bank Cafe. Dec 31, 7pm. $40 and up. Westin Verasa Napa, 1314 McKinstry Street, Napa, (707) 257-1800.
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Join Dan Smith for practical tips on growing your own garden. First Sat of every month. Free. French Garden Farm, 11031 Cherry Ridge Rd, Sebastopol. 707.824.2030.
Garden Volunteer Day Sink your hands into the beautiful, rich soil at the OAEC’s garden and learn from the diversity of plant life. Wed. Free. Occidental Arts and Ecology Center, 15290 Coleman Valley Rd, Occidental. 707.874.1557.
Glen Ellen Green Tour In cooperation with Quarryhill Botanical Gardens and Benziger Winery, the park offers a day-long tour of all three properties with food and wine tastings included. Reservations required two weeks in advance. Ongoing. $59. Jack London State Park, 2400 London Ranch Rd, Glen Ellen. 707.938.5216.
Learn to Skate
‘GOLDEN’ Sculpture by Mark Jaeger shows at ‘Questions
of Identity’ exhibit opening Jan. 5 at Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley. See Receptions, adjacent page.
20 E Spain St, Sonoma. 707.996.0712.
Stewardship Workday Clear trails and keep up the natural beauty in this workday event. Registration required. Sat, Jan 2, 9am. Riddell Preserve, 550 Westside Rd, Healdsburg, landpaths.org.
Film
This event at the skatepark is geared towards the newbie skateboarder and those looking to cross over from other board sports, but aren’t quite sure how to start. Jan 3, 11am. Free. McInnis Park, 310 Smith Ranch Rd, San Rafael. 415.446.4423.
CULT Film Series
Little Carson Falls Hike
A rare opportunity to view some of the most distinguished international films, many of which are film festival prizewinners and all of which were submitted to the Academy for Oscar consideration.. Jan 1-7. Smith Rafael Film Center, 1118 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.454.1222.
View the popular waterfall safely, led by Marin County’s Parks’ David Herlocker. Jan 3, 10am. Azalea Hill Parking Lot, Bolinas-Fairfax Rd, Fairfax.
Teen Winter Holiday Workshop
Plant Nursery Work Day
The teens can get out of the house over the holidays with three afternoons of
Volunteer at the Sonoma Garden Park. Thurs, 9am. Sonoma Ecology Center,
Celebrate the new year with two classic comedies, as “Trading Places” and “Four Rooms” share the bill. Dec 31, 7pm. $10. Roxy Stadium 14 Cinemas, 85 Santa Rosa Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.525.8909.
For Your Consideration
Mind Reels Weekly series presents notable
documentary films as well as guest speakers and performers bringing the film’s ideas to life. Tues-noon. $25-$30. Lark Theater, 549 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur. 415.924.5111.
Mort Sahl Film Series Popular satirist picks films from his personal collection and offers behind the scenes information and critiques. Jan 2, 4pm. Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.
Food & Drink The Blessing of the Olives Live music and refreshments are on hand for this traditional blessing of harvested olives. Jan 2, 11am. Free. Mission San Francisco Solano, Sonoma Plaza, First St E, Sonoma.
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New Year’s Eve at Ca’ Momi Seven courses of authentic Italian cuisine, sparkling wines, and a festive party will welcome 2016; with midnight toasts and DJs Bulby York and AdamBomb spinning a dance party. Dec 31, 5pm. Ca’ Momi Osteria, 1141 First St, Napa. 707.224.6664.
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Lectures CBT/DBT Group for Depression Skills-based education and training group is designed to help you cope with facing basic everyday problems including distressing emotions like depression and anxiety. Tues, 6pm. $20-$40. Community Institute for Psychotherapy, 1330 Lincoln Ave #201, San Rafael. 415.459.5999.
CityZen Evening of sitting meditation, tea and dharma talk. All are welcome. Mon, 7pm. Free. Glaser Center, 547 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.568.5381.
Regular à la carte dinner menu plus a four-course prix fixe menu with choices. Guests for the evening’s last seating receive a complimentary sparkling wine toast and party favors at midnight. Dec 31. Left Bank Brasserie, 507 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur. 415.927.3331.
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Learn to write and tell tales of personal and family history in a new, easy way. Open to all ages. Tues, 1:30pm. $8-$10. Sebastopol Senior Center, 167 High St, Sebastopol. 707.829.1549.
A four-course meal, seafood buffet and the sounds of City Lights Band will light up your New Year’s Eve. Dec 31, 3pm. $35 and up. Silverado Resort, 1600 Atlas Peak Rd, Napa. 707.257.5495.
New Year’s Eve Dinner at Spoonbar A Hollywood-themed and over the top multicourse menu featuring luxury ingredients is followed by DJs and dancing to ring in the new year. Dec 31, 5pm. $155. Spoonbar, 219 Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 707.433.7222.
New Year’s Eve Seafood Feast Casual prix fixe dinner from chef Mike Selvera is a familystyle affair. Dec 31. Seaside Metal Oyster Bar, 16222 Main St, Guerneville. 707.604.7250.
NYE at Ninebark Chef Matthew Lightner offers a sumptuous seven-course meal with exceptional Champagne pairings. Dec 31, 5pm. $65$135. Ninebark, 813 Main St, Napa. 707.226.7821.
Winter in the Wineries Tour, taste wine and meet winemakers at 15 heralded wineries, both large and small, in and around the town at the top of Napa Valley. Through Feb 7, 2016. $50. Calistoga wineries, various locations, Calistoga. 707.942.6333.
Weekly medicinal gardening clinic with master cultivators explores changing and seasonal topics. Wed. Free. Peace in Medicine, 6771 Sebastopol Ave, Hwy 12, Sebastopol. 707.823.4206.
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O’Hanlon Roundtable Continuing parade of experienced artists share thoughts on creative process. All artists welcome. First Tues each month, 4 to 6. O’Hanlon Center for the Arts, 616 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.388.4331.
Origami Class Learn, create and share the art of paper folding. Thurs, 3pm. $8-$10. Sebastopol Senior Center, 167 High St, Sebastopol. 707.829.2440.
Draw Fast & Loose Develop skill in sketching what you see as simply and boldly as possible using basic art materials. First Sat of every month, 10:30am. $40. Napa Valley Art Supplies, 3250 California Blvd, Napa. 707.224.2775.
The Three Myths Causing Your Back Pain Two-hour “balance method” workshop. Tues, Jan 5, 7pm. Free. Sonoma Body Balance, 210 Vallejo St, Ste C, Petaluma. 707.658.2599.
Topics on Genealogy Learn from experienced genealogist, Sierra Pope, on
how to get the most out of Ancestry.com. Jan 5, 2pm. San Rafael Library, 1100 E St, San Rafael. 415.485.3323.
Readings Aqus Cafe Jan 4, 6:30pm, A Muse-ing Mondays with Rivertown Poets, features Bay Area poets Peter Carroll and Gwynn O’Gara, with an open mic. 189 H St, Petaluma 707.778.6060.
San Rafael Library Jan 4, 6:30pm, Great Books Reading Group, read the short story, “A Hunger Artist,” by Franz Kafka on the libraries website and come ready to talk about it. 1100 E St, San Rafael 415.485.3323.
Theater Mahalia Jackson: Just As I Am Playwright and performer Sharon E Scott brings her exuberant and powerful musical work to Cinnabar for the acclaimed show’s west coast premiere. Opens with two special New Year’s Eve shows. Dec 31-Jan 24. $25-$35/$56$66. Cinnabar Theater, 3333 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.763.8920.
New Year’s Cabaret Original music and comedy from hilarious duo Sandy and Richard Riccardi is sure fire fun for New Year’s. Dec 31, 7pm. $25-$50. Studio Theatre, 6th Street Playhouse, 52 W Sixth St, Santa Rosa. 707.523.4185.
Serial Murderess: A Love Story in Three Axe Amanda Moody’s one-womanplay is comically twisted in its exploration of three famous lady killers. Opens with a New Year’s Eve bash. Dec 31-Jan 17. $15-$25/$60-$100. Main Stage West, 104 N Main St, Sebastopol. 707.823.0177.
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BY ROB BREZSNY
For the week of December 30
ARIES (March 21–April 19) John Koenig is an artist who invents new words. Here’s one that’s applicable to your journey in 2016: “keyframe.” Koenig defines it as being a seemingly mundane phase of your life that is in fact a turning point. Major plot twists in your big story arrive half-hidden amid a stream of innocuous events. They don’t come about through “a series of jolting epiphanies,” Koenig says, but rather “by tiny imperceptible differences between one ordinary day and the next.” In revealing this secret, I hope I’ve alerted you to the importance of acting with maximum integrity and excellence in your everyday routine. TAURUS (April 20–May 20) The coming months look like one of the best times ever for your love life. Old romantic wounds are finally ready to be healed. You’ll know what you have to do to shed tired traditions and bad habits that have limited your ability to get the spicy sweetness you deserve. Are you up for the fun challenge? Be horny for deep feelings. Be exuberantly aggressive in honoring your primal yearnings. Use your imagination to dream up new approaches to getting what you want. The innovations in intimacy that you initiate in the coming months will keep bringing you gifts and teachings for years to come.
GEMINI (May 21–June 20) In ancient times, observers of the sky knew the difference between stars and planets. The stars remained fixed in their places. The planets wandered around, always shifting positions in relationship to the stars. But now and then, at irregular intervals, a very bright star would suddenly materialize out of nowhere, stay in the same place for a while and then disappear. Chinese astronomers called these “guest stars.” We refer to them as supernovae. They are previously dim or invisible stars that explode, releasing tremendous energy for a short time. I suspect that in 2016, you may experience the metaphorical equivalent of a guest star. Learn all you can from it. It’ll provide teachings and blessings that could feed you for years. CANCER (June 21–July 22) Be alert for an abundance of interesting lessons in 2016. You will be offered teachings about a variety of practical subjects, including how to take care of yourself really well, how to live the life you want to live, and how to build the connections that serve your dreams. If you are even moderately responsive to the prompts and nudges that come your way, you will become smarter than you thought possible. So just imagine how savvy you’ll be if you ardently embrace your educational opportunities. (Please note that some of these opportunities may be partially in disguise.) LEO (July 23–August 22) The silkworm grows fast. Once it hatches, it eats constantly for three weeks. By the time it spins its cocoon, it’s 10,000 times heavier than it was in the beginning. On the other hand, a mature, 60-foot-tall saguaro cactus may take 30 years to fully grow a new side arm. It’s in no hurry. From what I can tell, Leo, 2015 was more like a silkworm year for you, whereas 2016 will more closely resemble a saguaro. Keep in mind that while the saguaro phase is different from your silkworm time, it’s just as important. VIRGO (August 23–September 22) “The sky calls me,” wrote Virgo teacher and poet Sri Chinmoy. “The wind calls me. The moon and stars call me. The dense groves call me. The dance of the fountain calls me. Smiles call me, tears call me. A faint melody calls me. The morn, noon and eve call me. Everyone is searching for a playmate. Everyone is calling me, ‘Come, come!’” In 2016, Virgo, I suspect you will have a lot of firsthand experience with feelings like these. Sometimes life’s seductiveness may overwhelm you, activating confused desires to go everywhere and do everything. On other occasions, you will be enchanted by the lush invitations, and will know exactly how to respond and reciprocate. LIBRA (September 23–October 22)
In the 19th century, horses were a primary mode of personal transportation. Some people rode them, and others sat in carriages and wagons that horses pulled. But as cities grew larger, a problem emerged: the mounting manure left behind on the roads. It became an
ever-increasing challenge to clear away the equine “pollution.” In 1894, a British newspaper predicted that the streets of London would be covered with nine feet of the stuff by 1950. But then something unexpected happened: cars. Gradually, the threat of an excremental apocalypse waned. I present this story as an example of what I expect for you in 2016: a pressing dilemma that will gradually dissolve because of the arrival of a factor you can’t imagine yet.
SCORPIO (October 23–November 21) The longest river in the world flows through eastern Africa: the Nile. It originates below the equator and empties into the Mediterranean Sea. Although its current flows north, its prevailing winds blow south. That’s why sailors have found it easily navigable for thousands of years. They can either go with the flow of the water or use sails to harness the power of the breeze. I propose that we make the Nile your official metaphor in 2016, Scorpio. You need versatile resources that enable you to come and go as you please—that are flexible in supporting your efforts to go where you want and when you want.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21) In many cases, steel isn’t fully useful if it’s too hard. Manufacturers often have to soften it a bit. This process, which is called tempering, makes the steel springier and more malleable. Car parts, for example, can’t be too rigid. If they were, they’d break too easily. I invite you to use “tempering” as one of your main metaphors in 2016, Sagittarius. You’re going to be strong and vigorous, and those qualities will serve you best if you keep them flexible. Do you know the word “ductile”? If not, look it up. It’ll be a word of power for you. CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19) In his essay “The Etiquette of Freedom,” poet Gary Snyder says that wildness “is perennially within us, dormant as a hard-shelled seed, awaiting the fire or flood that awakes it again.” The fact that it’s a “hard-shelled” seed is a crucial detail. The vital stuff inside the stiff outer coating may not be able to break out and start growing without the help of a ruckus. A fire or flood? They might do the job. But I propose, Capricorn, that in 2016 you find an equally vigorous but less disruptive prod to liberate your dormant wildness. Like what? You could embark on a brave pilgrimage or quest. You could dare yourself to escape your comfort zone. Are there any undomesticated fantasies you’ve been suppressing? Unsuppress them! AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18) Frederick the Great was king of Prussia between 1740 and 1786. He was also an Aquarius who sometimes experimented with eccentric ideas. When he brewed his coffee, for example, he used Champagne instead of water. Once the hot elixir was ready to drink, he mixed in a dash of powdered mustard. In light of the astrological omens, I suspect that Frederick’s exotic blend might be an apt symbol for your life in 2016: a vigorous, rich, complex synthesis of champagne, coffee, and mustard. (P.S.: Frederick testified that “Champagne carries happiness to the brain.”) PISCES (February 19–March 20)
My Piscean acquaintance Arturo plays the piano as well as anyone I’ve heard. He tells me that he can produce 150 different sounds from any single key. Using the foot pedals accounts for some of the variation. How he touches a key is an even more important factor. It can be percussive, fluidic, staccato, relaxed, lively and many other moods. I invite you to cultivate a similar approach to your unique skills in 2016. Expand and deepen your ability to draw out the best in them. Learn how to be even more expressive with the powers you already possess.
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