Mobil Bureau by Herkes İçin Mimarlık

MOBILE URBAN CONSULTATION BUREAU

UFFICIO MOBILE PER LA CONSULTAZIONE URBANA ‘Herkes İçin Mimarlık’ (Architecture for All) is a non-profit organization based in Istanbul that provides democratic and collaborative design processes between government representatives, various professionals, and citizens. The organization engages with the economic, political and social dynamics of the places where it works and aims to create sustainable communities through implementation of its designs. HiM is a multi-disciplinary platform that re-imagines the structure and scope of architectural processes. It focuses on creative ways to raise awareness about social challenges and mobilize communities in the pursuit of a social change. www.herkesicinmima rl ik.org

MOBIL BÜRO NEDIR?

WHAT IS MOBIL BUREAU?

İstanbul kent yaşamının önemli parçalarından birisi seyyar satıcılardır. Kentin önemli noktalarında, insan hareketinin yoğun olduğu bölgelerde geleneksel bir satış-pazarlama yöntemi olarak mobil araçlar halen kullanılmaktadır. Bu mobil araç dinamiğinden esinlenerek her gün yeni bir alanı kentsel dönüşüm bölgesi ilan edilen ve bu durumuyla büyük bir şantiyeye dönüşen İstanbul’un kritik kentsel dönüşüm alanlarında, dönüşüm konusunda kullanıcı odaklı bir farkındanlık yaratmak için mobil büro oluşturulmuştur. Kentsel dönüşüm idari olarak, olası İstanbul depremine karşı binaları güçlendirmeyi ve yenilemeyi amaçlarken, rant ilişkileri ve maksimum kar odaklı bakış açılarına yenik düşmüş ve kentin kimliksizleşmesine,alt gelir grubundaki kentlililerin kent merkezlerinden uzaklaştırılmasına zemin hazırlamıştır. Mobil büro, rant ilişkileri ve maksimum kar odaklı bakış açılarına karşı,mimarlık alanından bir farkındalık yaratma aracıdır.

One of the important parts of Istanbul urban life is peddlar. On important points of city, in regions with intense human movement, mobile vehicles are still used as a traditional sales & marketing method. By the inspiration of dynamism of that mobile vehicle, a mobile office is designed to create a user-oriented awareness about urban renewal on the critic urban renewal areas of Istanbul where each day each parts of it is declared as a new renewal area and transforms to a big construction site by this situation. When urban renewal aims to strengthen and also renew buildings against a possible earthquake in Istanbul, it is defeated to relations of rent and maximum profit-oriented perspectives, thus it lays the groundwork for to be deindividuation of city, to be removed of the lower income groups of citizens from city centers. The mobile office is a tool to create awareness against to rent relations and maximum profit-oriented perspectives.

NERELERDE ÇALIŞIR ?

WHERE IS WORKS?

İnsan yoğunluğu olan kentsel dönüşüm alanlarında bulunan kent meydanlarında, deprem risk bölgesi taşıyan bölgelerde ve kentsel müdahale yaşanan bölgelerdeki mahalle dernekleri gibi özelleşmiş noktalarda çalışır.

In the city squares located in the urban renewal areas have human density, in regions carry the risk of earthquakes and on specialized points such as neighborhood associations in the regions experienced urban intervention.

NASIL İŞLER,NE YAPAR ?

HOW DOES IT WORK? WHAT DOES IT?

Kentsel dönüşüm ve afet risk alanı ilan edilen bölgelere ait yerel yönetimler tarafından hazırlanmış Master planlar, yapı firmaları tarafından hazırlatılmış makro ve mikro ölçekteki projeler, bu projelere ait satış-pazarlama materyalleri öncelikle toplanır ve arşivlenir. Elde edilen dökümanlar hukuksal ve teknik açıdan incelenir. Disiplinler arası bir inceleme sürecinden sonra broşürler ve konuyla ilgili videolar hazırlanır. Bir aktivist ağı oluşturulur ve mobil büro kurulum alanları belirlenir. Mobil büro aktivistleri konuyla ilgili tüm disiplinler tarafından bilgilendirilir. Mobil büro, yapılmış olan arşiv çalışmalarını aktivistler aracılığıyla kentliyle paylaşırken, farklı yaklaşımlardan yeni bilgiler edinir ve sürekli kendini güncelleyen dinamik bir kollektif bellek haline gelir.

First of all, master plans which are preapared by local governments of regions that are declared as urban renewal and disaster risk areas, macromicro scaled projects are prepared by construction firms, sales and marketing materials are collected and archived. Devised documents are reviewed from legal and technical aspects. After process of transdiscipliner review, brochures and videos about the subject (theme) are created. A network of activists is generated and mobile office placed areas are determined. The activists of mobile office are informed by all disciplines about subject. When mobile office shares all worked on archieved studies through activist with the citizens, it gains new knowledge from different approaches and transforms to a dynamic collective memory which updates itself consistently.

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İSTANBUL’UN 18 İLÇESİNDE TOPLAM 1106,25 ha RİSKLİ ALAN İLAN EDİLMİŞTİR. BU ALANLARDA YAPI ADASI BAZINDA KENTSEL DÖNÜŞÜM PROJELERİ YÜRÜTÜLMEKTEDİR. RİSKLİ ALANLARIN DIŞINDA KALAN BÖLGELERDE İSE MÜLK SAHİPLERİ 6306 SAYILI KANUNA GÖRE YAPTIRDIKLARI DEPREM RİSK ANALİZİNE GÖRE RİSKLİ KABUL EDİLEN BİNALARINI “KENTSEL DÖNÜŞÜM YASASI” KAPSAMINDA YIKIP YENİDEN YAPTIRMA HAKKINA SAHİPTİR. HARİTADA İLÇELER BAZINDA RİSKLİ YAPI TESPİTİ YAPMAYA YETKİLİ ÖZEL KURULUŞLARIN SAYISI GÖSTERİLMİŞTİR. 2013 SONUNDA İSTANBUL’DA 7942 RİSKLİ BİNA TESPİTİ YAPILMIŞ VE BU BİNALARIN 1123 TANESİ YIKILMIŞTIR. YIKILAN BİNALARDA TOPLAM 41448 BAĞIMSIZ BİRİM BULUNMAKTADIR.

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BUILD & SELL

BUILD&SELL IS AN METHOD THAT FOCUSES

URBAN ON SMALL

RENEWAL SCALE.

FIRST, DEVELOPERS ANALYZE THE LOCATION AND CONDITION OF EXISTING PROPERTY AND SUBMIT THEIR BIDS TO COME TO AN AGREEMENT WITH THE OWNER(S). IF THE DEVELOPER WANTS TO REPLACE A SINGLEFAMILY HOUSE WITH A MULTI-FAMILY RESIDENTIAL BUILDING, HE GIVES ONE THIRD OR HALF OF THE UNITS TO THE OWNER(S) AND GETS THE REST. IF THE DEVELOPER WANTS TO REPLACE A MULTI-FAMILY RESIDENTIAL BUILDING WITH A NEW ONE, THE CONSTRUCTION USUALLY BEGINS WHEN THE DEVELOPER COMES TO AN AGREEMENT WITH TWO THIRDS OF THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS. IN THIS CASE, THE DEVELOPER GIVES A UNIT TO EVERY SINGLE OWNER WHILE CREATING EXTRA UNITS TO MAKE PROFIT BY REDUCING COMMON SPACES (STAIRCASE, ENTRANCE HALLS, FIRE ESCAPE...) OR ADDING NEW FLOORS. THE DEVELOPER DEMOLISHES THE EXISTING BUILDING ONCE THE AGREEMENT IS MADE WITH TWO THIRDS OF THE OWNERS. HE/SHE MAXIMIZES THE NUMBER OF UNITS BY REDUCING COMMON SPACES (STAIRCASE, ENTRANCE HALLS, FIRE ESCAPE...) OR ADDING NEW FLOORS. EACH OWNER GETS A NEW UNIT AND THE REST OF THE UNITS ARE OWNED BY THE DEVELOPER.

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REAL ESTATE ANNOUNCEMENTS

REAL ESTATE ANNOUNCEMENTS URBAN TRANSFORMATION -AS A SALES APPROACHAPPEARS FREQUENTLY IN THE PROPERTY MARKET. IT IS NOT SURPRISING ANYMORE TO MEET WITH AN ADVERTISEMENT THAT SAYS A DWELLING FOR SALE IS “URBAN TRANSFORMATION GUARANTEED!” SUCH KIND OF ADVERTISING IS THE PRESENTATION OF A MUTUALLY SATISFACTORY ARRANGEMENT. IN OTHER WORDS, ANNOUNCING A RAPID INCREASE IN VALUE THROUGH AN UPCOMING URBAN TRANSFORMATION PROJECT IS A TANGIBLE RESULT OF A BILATERAL OPPORTUNISM. ALL OF THE ACTORS SUPPOSE THEY MAKE A PROFIT. YET, IN ACTUAL FACT, THERE OCCURS ONLY A PROFITABLE SPECULATION WHICH CAUSES A SURPLUS VALUE WITH NEW ARBITRARILY URBAN TRANSFORMATION PROJECTS. IN THIS WAY, THAT CIRCULAR REASONING REPRODUCES ANOTHER ADVERTISEMENT TYPE EACH TIME THAT “GUARANTEES AN EXTRAORDINARY, MARVELOUS, GLORIOUS LIFE!”

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PLACE IN ATASEHIR URBAN RENEWAL

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PROJECTS IN URBAN RENEWAL WILL BE EVALUATE .

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UNMISSABLE APARTMENT IN URBAN RENEWAL AREA

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SITE WITH PLANNING PERMISSION IN URBAN RENEWAL FOR SALE

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URBAN RENEWAL OPERATIONS COMPLETED DUBLEX

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URBAN RENEWAL BUILDING IN BAGDAT AVENUE

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BUILDING FOR SALE CLOSE TO TARLABASÄ° URBAN RENEWALPROJECT

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APARTMENT IN URBAN RENEWAL AREA IN BOSTANCI FOR INVESTMENT

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IN UNKAPANI URBAN RENEWAL AREA 300M2 FOR SALE

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4 STORY BUILDING IN SCOPE OF URBAN RENEWAL IN ATALAR KARTAL

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2 VERY CHEAP APARTMENT IN GUNGOREN APPROPRIATE FOR URBAN RENEWAL

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APARTMENT APPROPRIATE FOR URBAN RENEWAL IN BAHCELIEVLER CENTER FOR SALE

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FROM GREEN HOUSE, OPPORTUNITY OF URBAN RENEWAL

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FROM FIDAN NEXT TO URBAN RENEWAL, 3+1 140M2 WITH BOILER

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12.000M2 URBAN RENEWAL SITE IN - TOPSELVI

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IN YILDIZTABYA MAH. IN URBAN RENEWAL FOR SALE FOR INVESTMENT

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INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY IN ATAŞEHIR… IN THE NEW ADRESS OF URBAN RENEWAL

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IN ESENKENT APPROPRIATE FOR URBAN RENEWAL 3+1 FOR INVESTMENT

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IN BUILDING IN THE SCOPE OF URBAN RENEWAL IN SUADIYE FOR SALE

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INTERIOR RENEWED FROM A TO Z WITH BUILT-INS WILL BE SCOPE OF URBAN RENEWAL

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WE ARE LOOKING FOR FLAT FOR LANDS FROM THE OWNER IN SCOPE OF URBAN RENEWAL

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FROM ASIRLI YAPI URBAN RENEWAL AREA IN KARTAL COAST

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YILDIZTABYA MAH. IN URBAN RENEWAL FOR SALE FOR INVESTMENT

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YILDIZTABYA MAH. IN URBAN RENEWAL FOR SALE FOR INVESTMENT

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3+1 MIDDLE FLOOS IN ÇALIŞLAR FOR URBAN RENEWAL INVESTMENT

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IN ERENKOY OMERPASA 2+1 APARTMENT IN URBAN RENEWAL STAGE

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IN KOZYATAGI INONU CAD. 115M2 3+1 TO URBAN RENEWAL RENTERS

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IN AKSARAY CENTER URBAN RENEWAL AREA APARTMENT FOR INVESTMENT

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FREE URBAN RENEWAL AND PROJECT CONSULTANCE OFFER

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IN BAGCILAR GÜNEŞLİ FOR URBAN RENEWAL & INVESTMENT COMPLETE FOR SALE

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OPPORTUNITYY TO INVESTOR IN ATASEHÄ°R YAKUT HOUSING ESTATE URBAN RENEWAL

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WITH URBAN RENEWAL GUARANTEE

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FLAT FOR LAND - URBAN RENEWAL (BUILDING) - LOOKING FOR SALE SITES

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TO INVESTOR 55M2 SITE IN CENGELKOY INSIDE URBAN RENEWAL

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APPARTMENT IN BAGLARBASI INSIDE URBAN RENEWAL 3+1

IN BAGLARBASI MAH. URBAN RENEWAL AREA 3+1 120M2 VERY CHEAP

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REGENERATE YOUR BUILDINGS WITH URBAN RENEWAL !!!

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APPARTMENT IN GAYRETTEPE INSIDE URBAN RENEWAL PROJECT 4+1

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YALCINKAYA YAPI SOLUTION PARTNER IN MALTEPE REGION URBAN RENEWAL AREAâ&#x20AC;¦

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YOUR BUILDINGS WILL BE RENEWED WITH URBAN RENEWAL PROJECT

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OPPORTUNITY FOR URBAN RENEWAL IN B.EVLER 2+1 115M2 APARTMENT

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IN KUCUKYALI GALIPBEY STREET URBAN RENEWAL

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FLAT FOR LAND IN KIZILTOPRAK IN SCOPE OF URBAN RENEWAL

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ADVERTISEMENTS ABOUT THE URBAN RENEWAL ARE PREPARED TO COMMERCIALIZE THE ARBITRARILY INCREASING URBAN RENEWAL PROJECTS. THESE ADVERTISEMENTS SHOW HOW AN URBAN RENEWAL INVOLVES IN THE PROPERTY MARKET. WORDINGS AND VISUALS THAT ARE USED IN THE TEXTS ARE BLOCKING THE QUESTIONINGS ABOUT THE RENEWAL’S BEFORE OR ITS OWN REASONS. LIKEWISE, THEY MAKE PEOPLE FORGET THAT URBAN RENEWAL IS ACTUALLY A SOCIAL STUDY ISSUE. ANYTHING THAT IS PRESENTED PRAISES THE OUTCOME WITH A CHARMING LANGUAGE AND WITH LANGUAGE GAMES MOST OF THE TIME. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE; IT IS A CONSCIOUSLY IMPROVED TACTIC. AN AIM OF FINDING A NEW META’S OWN LEVEL IN THE SUPPLY-DEMAND CONNECTION. THIS ALSO CAN BE CALLED AS LEGITIMIZATION POLICY. SOME OF ADVERTISEMENTS SHOW THE ZONE THAT WILL BE TRANSFORMED AS A BRUTAL, UN-LIVABLE PLACE BEFORE THEY START TO PRAISE THE OUTCOME. IN THIS CASE, THE PRODUCT THAT WILL BE RELATED TO THE CAPITAL IS AFFIRMED FASTER AND EASIER. THE ADVERTISEMENTS MAKE PEOPLE FORGET THAT DWELLING IS A NEED FOR SHELTERING. THEY IDENTIFY THE DWELLING AS AN INVESTMENT WHICH CAN MAKE YOU HAVE MORE THAN YOUR SHELTERING NEEDS. ALSO THE ADVERTISEMENTS OF THE BANKS RELATED TO THE URBAN RENEWAL SHOW THE DWELLINGS AS A MATTER OF OWNERSHIP. WITH A FANCY BLUFF, THEY TRY TO “SELL INDEBTEDNESS” AS A VALUE OF OWNERSHIP.

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POPÜLER

KENTSEL DÖNÜŞÜM

MACERASI

THE ADVENTURE OF POPULAR URBAN RENEWAL

lir.]

şüm alanı seçi

[Kentsel dönü

CHOOSE A NEIGHBORHOOD FOR URBAN RENEWAL

şüm [Kentsel dönü

alanı insandan

arındırılır.]

URBAN RENEWAL PURIFY AREA FROM HUMAN

na başlar.]

nı yokoluşu el dönüşüm ala

[Kents

URBAN RENEWAL AREA START TO DESTRUCTION

ür.]

me dönüştürül

şüm alanı düzle

[Kentsel dönü

lanır.]

e yığılır ve kopya

[Birimler üst üst

URBAN RENEWAL AREA IS TRANSFORMED TO A PLANE

MODULES ARE MASSED OVER AND OVER, THEN COPIED

? ? ? ?

? ? ?

”leşilir.]

ı/daha “modern

a şık/daha haval

[Daha lüks/dah

TO BE MORE LUX, MORE ELEGANT, MORE COOL, MORE MODERN

[Geri dönmeyi

bekleyen halk

r.] r/yoksul kılını

ancılaşı

şaşkınlaşır/yab

THE COMMUNITY WHO OBTAIN TO RETURN IS BE CONFUSED, ALIENATED, IMPOVERISHED

unda kalır.]

laşmak durum

[”Yerli” uzak

kılır.]

a mahkum bıra

etrelerce uzağ

[”Yerli” kilom

LOCAL PEOPLE HAVE TO MOVE AWAY LOCAL PEOPLE ARE FORCED TO GO KILOMETERS AWAY

ur e “varlık” otur [Her şeyin yerin

$ $ $ $

$ $

THE THING TAKES PLACES OF EVERYTHING

POPÜLER

KENTSEL DÖNÜŞÜM

MACERASI

THE ADVENTURE OF POPULAR URBAN RENEWAL HOW SHOULD BE URBAN RENEWAL ACCORDING TO US? When urban renewal is occured for reasons such as to renewal of buildings against to risk of disaster or to meet new urban requirements which occuring/will occur in city, it should be realized by participatory processes by taking opinions and suggestions of all stakeholders in the city. Through this participatory process, it should be aimed ecological urban life that each rights holders in city is represented on by considering issues such as relation of environment-nature, animal rights, children rights, disability rights. Especially, a horizontal design process that users can participate directly should be followed as design process.

PROJECT UNDERGROUND

"People of Forth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogan Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no

doubt be aware, the plans for development of

the outlying regions of the Galo><y require the

building of a hyperspatial express route through your stor system, and regrettably

The huge ship turned slowly in the sky with easy power.

On the underside of each a

hatchway opened, on empty

black square. These were the

construction ships of the Vogons, the most inconsid·

erate and remorseless race

of the universe.

your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process wilt take slightly less than two of your tarth minutes.

Thank you.'

Uncomprehending terror settled on the watching people of Earth. Pank sprouted again, desperate fleeing panic. but there was nowhere to fttt to. By this time somebody some· where must have manned a radio transmitter. located a wavelength and broadcast o mes· sage back to the Vogon ships.to plead on behalf of the planet.

"Alt the planning charts artd demolition orders have been on d;sptay in your loco/ p/ont'ling

deportment in Alpha Centaurifor fifty of your Earth years, so you've hod plenty of time to

lodge any formal complaint and it's Jar too late to startmaking a fuss about it now! None theless, hyperspotial express ways must be built There is no point in arguing about it."