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UPFRONT 4 CALENDAR 6 LIFESTYLE JOZI GUIDE 10 COVER FEATURE A night of fancy at the Palazzo Hotel in Fourways
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Proudly South African goodies from Njomstyle Accessories Where the wild(ly) fashionable are Four outfits fit for spring
20 DINING OUT
Restaurant of the Month: Banjaara Indian Restaurant
The Restaurateur: Victor Barbose & Shaun Els Chef od the Month: Stefano Mas - Pomodoro Ristorante Top 5 breads for brunch! The history of The Bull Run
33 BEAUTY & WELLNESS
Bianca’s Lust List Cultivating wellness with Skin Renewal Blendid DIY Smoothies
38 LEISURE ACTIVITIES A day or two in Jozi - the November edition Operation Hunger keeps on rolling
42 NIGHTLIFE
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Poison of the month: Nude Bru
45 ARTS & CULTURE Embrace the street art
51 ENTERTAINMENT
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On the cover It's been dubbed 'the most beautiful hotel', and we can see why... tranquil and secluded, the Palazzo Hotel in Fourways is a must-visit! Photo supplied More on page 10
Where the heart is... two of the best staycations to try over the holiday season
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54 TRAVEL
Where the heart is... the ltimate staycations
56 CONFERENCING & EVENTS
Mythos in Montecasino - the go-to spot for fab events
61 HOME & DECOR
Living clean and free at Steyn City
63 PROPERTY WITH ADRIENNE HERSCH 69 MAPS 68 INFORMATION DIRECTORY 72 BACKCHAT We chat with John Vlismas Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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emember, remember the 5th of November is Guy Fawkes Day, and no doubt fireworks will light up the sky. The team at Hello Joburg are avid animal lovers, so we urge our loyal readers to keep their pets indoors, and chat to your local veterinarian about natural, calming remedies you can give them to ease their stress during this time. We’d like everyone – furbabies included – to make it safely through to the festive season.
Now that my PSA is done and dusted, we can get to the really good stuff… the contents of this month’s mag! You may have (you MUST have) noticed the image on our cover. Spectacular, isn’t it? I was fortunate enough to be invited to spend an evening at the gorgeous Palazzo Hotel, and readers… the article just doesn’t do it justice. While I know I was being schmoozed – it comes with the word ‘review’ –never-the-less, this was one of the best hotel visits I have ever had. From the moment I stepped through the doors, I was treated with nothing but respect and warmth. The atmosphere there is incredible, and I highly recommend you check it out whenever you can. Even if it’s just for a splurge-worthy staycation! The latest editions to the Jozi food scene include a new branch for an age-old favourite Mexican restaurant and a delicious new burger bar. If you’ve got a gap in your social calendar, I suggest you grab some mates and head on
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over to both spots… your tummy will thank you – and us! Flip on over to our Hotspots section to get all the juicy details. While we’re on the topic of delicious – our Top 5 has covered all the best bakeries in Joburg. You’ve got to flip over to our Dining Out section and store that information somewhere in your brain, because these five places have the very best freshly baked loaves of bread. Another must-read is our spread on Steyn City – the development which sits on the edge of Sandton and connects Fourways to Lanseria, Broadacres and Midrand. It’s gorgeous, a game-changer in community living and our article is jam-packed with interesting information. You definitely want to head over to the Home & décor section for this one. Last but not least, we’ve written a little bit about one of our favourite NGO’s – Operation Hunger. If there’s one article I implore you to read, it’s this one. The Hippo Roller is changing the way rural communities gather water, grow communal vegetable gardens and much more. OH is one of the hardest working NGO’s that we know, and we’d like to gather as much support for them as we can. So go on, flip on over the Leisure Activities and make a difference in someone’s life.
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calendar what’s on, in and around Joburg in NOVEMBER 1 NOVEMBER THE GOOD RACIST
Back by popular demand, John Vlismas is bringing his sold-out show back to Jozi. You’ll come face-to-face with some seriously uncomfortable truths of our society… you’ll ponder on the Voortrekkers, Mahatma Gandhi, Shaka and Mugabe. You’ll laugh while being enlightened as Vlismas spent nine months doing research for this show. It’s intelligent, brilliant, funny and honest – just like good comedy should be. When: Until 26 November Where: Pieter Toerien Studio Theatre, Montecasino Cost: From R130 to R165 Book: www.computicket.com
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8 NOVEMBER YUSUF/CAT STEVENS ‘PEACE TRAIN TOUR’
‘Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world. It’s hard to get by just upon a smile…’ but we can bet it’ll be a whole lot easier when you’re sitting in front of the British singer-song writing legend and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Cat Stevens. It’s his first tour in South Africa, and the Peace Train Tour commemorates the 50th Anniversary of his first major hit single and debut album, Matthew & Son, which was released in 1967. It’s going to be spectacular, and you’d be a fool to miss it. When: 8 and 9 November Where: Ticketpro Dome, corner of Northumberland Road and Olievenhout Avenue, North Riding. Cost: From R450 to R1200 Book: www.computicket.com
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Alan Committie returns to Jozi to give us our annual dose of funny. His brand new solo stand-up show promises to give you the giggles as Alan turns his attention to all things 2017. His witty wordplay will take on the Toblerone debacle, Trumps administration, skinny jeans, the Olympics and he even takes a swipe at McDonalds. He’s joined by part-time security guard, Johan van der Walt, who will enlighten the audience on his strategies for water conservation. You’ll probably be able to use your tears of laughter to water your garden! When: Until 18 November Where: Pieter Toerien Studio Theatre, Montecasino Cost: From R130 to R180 Book: www.pietertoerien.computicket. com
Set in post-apartheid South Africa, 21 years after the first democratic elections, this incredible production is based on a couple who are constantly faced with an issue that will forever affect South Africans – race. The play scrutinises a topic that still dominates societal discourse to this day. Waiting for Nelson is a must-see production that delivers a fresh avenue that should be explored in the quest of achieving the idea of a ‘rainbow nation’, by planting a seed of confrontation, change and redefinition. When: 14 to 19 November Where: Joburg Theatre, corner of Simmonds Street and Stiemens Road, Braamfontein Cost: R50 per person Book: www.webtickets.co.za
11 NOVEMBER TELKOM 947 KIDDIES RACE
Get your little ones moving in the most exciting way! Children between the ages of 2 and 10 are invited to try their cycling skills in the 1 to 5km (age group dependant) race. This race is a great way to socialise your children, improve their body skills and fitness and boost their mental strength and ability to cope with restlessness. Plus, it’s a fun day out for the whole family! When: 11 November Where: Riversands Commercial Park, Fourways Cost: R165 (includes a t-shirt and goodie bag) Book: www.cyclechallenge.co.za
25 NOVEMBER BOUTIQUE CHRISTMAS MARKET
Back for its second year, the Boutique Christmas Market is returning to the gorgeous venue to entice and excite eager festive season shoppers. This year, the market has a bit of a twist - Xmas Shaken & Stirred, and we like it! There will be an abundance of beautifully stocked stalls that will have the perfect gifts for your loved ones, and we highly recommend that you sample the delish deli lunch and sip on some gin – you know, when you take a break from the shopping. When: 25 to 26 November Where: The Park House of Events on 7, Hyde Park Corner Shopping Centre Cost: R55 Book: www.quicket.co.za
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Born and raised in Durban, Zakes is a Platinum selling artist and producer. He’s also established himself as an UNICEF celebrity ambassador. Now he’s back with a brand-new album, Love, Light & Music 2. GYMKHANA GRID
Donuts, clipping points and power slides… it’s all pedal to the metal at the Gymkhana GRiD. It’s celebrating six years of tyre slaying competition, and petrol heads should definitely attend. Ken Block will be there – that should be reason enough. Prepare for small power to take down big BHP in all out automotive combat, as drivers of All Wheel Drive (AWD) and Rear Wheel Drive (RWD) cars go head to head, and against the clock, on a custom designed course. When: 18 to 19 November Where: Carnival City Casino, corner of Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan Cost: From R415 to R980 Book: www.ticketpros.co.za
26 NOVEMBER GIN & TONIC FESTIVAL
It’s time to make some pour decisions! Sip your way through over 20 distillers, who will be showcasing the very best of their craft. There will also be a divine menu of signature cocktails. Try a single or double serve of the finest gin, crafted by the best ginsmiths and mixologists. Included in the price of your ticket is a lovely G&T glass, comprehensive gin booklet and a welcome drink. Don’t stress, your favourite regular food stalls will also be there to restore balance. If we don’t have your attention yet an excellent list of local musicians and DJ’s will perform on stage throughout the day. So, sip, shop and chow down! When: 26 November Where: Neighbourgoods Market, Braamfontein Cost: From R160 to R250 Book: www.quicket.co.za
20 NOVEMBER MHONDORO GAME LODGE’S DETOX AND SAFARI YOGA
Mhondoro Game Lodge has teamed up with a renowned international yoga instructor and detox specialist, Monique Christiaans of Yoga Zenzo in the Netherlands, to present an exclusive 6-day, 5-night Detox and Yoga Safari. The package includes a divine 5-night stay at the five-star lodge, a complete detox programme (healthy meals and 3 detox juice fasting days), personal coaching, yoga and meditation sessions, as well as daily safaris, bush walks and mindfulness walks, and three spa treatments! Get your body clean while surrounded by the beauty of nature. Early booking is recommended, numbers are limited. When: 20 to 25 November Where: Welgevonden Game Reserve Cost: From R39 555 to R90 055 for a 5-night stay, depending on rooms chosen. Book: res@mhondoro.com
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07h00 Tea time – Rooibos, no milk, no sugar. Honey, please! 08h00 Laptop, admin and some more tea. 10h00 First meeting takes place at Doppio Zero in Sandton City, with my manager Sarah Jane, MD of SJN Agency. My new album ‘Love, Light & Music 2’ is available everywhere and we’re on promo for the second single. 5 www.doppio.co.za 12h00 Press shoot at The Zone @ Rosebank. Time to suit up! I never go to a shoot without shined shoes! 5 www.thezoneatrosebank.co.za 14h00 Lunch at the Radisson Blu in Rivonia. Healthy - fish and boiled veggies. 5 www.radissonblu.com 16h00 Rehearsals at Mayonie Studios in Greenstone Hill with my band, prepping for the upcoming Nationwide tour. Time to shoot some social media content and wrap up the day. 18h00 Time to get into the Mayonie Recording studio. We’re working on some new collaborations with West Africa’s finest acts. I can’t wait to share it with all of you! 20h00 If I’ve got no performances, I’m home with my family. If I have performances, I’m at soundcheck making sure we’re spot on for the show! Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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26 Gleneagles Road, Greenside 5 www.jerrysburgerbar.co.za | 1 010 140 5744 |
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ny well-rounded diet includes a trip to a burger bar. Even model Gigi Hadid agrees, “eat clean, stay fit and have a burger to stay sane!” For the sake of our sanity, we headed to the new burger joint that all Capetonians are raving about… Jerry’s Burger Bar has officially touched down in Jozi town!
This casual style restaurant is slowly garnering a reputation in the city of gold. Every element is home-made and hand-made from scratch, no sugary sauces and no superficial additives or modified foods. Expect fresh, wholesome goodness in a carb loaded brioche bun. Savoring every forkful is mandatory. We found this to be true when it came to the Whoop Whoop burger… 100% vegetarian with a homemade chickpea patty, oozing with cheddar cheese and topped with a mushroom sauce. Gobbled down in thirty seconds, with a side order of sweet potato fries, and a peanut butter and banana shake. It’s a high five in your mouth. They also serve hotdogs, ribs, wings and tacos, and a Jerry’s Original concept of seven deadly sins - mince patties rolled into pockets and stuffed with good stuff. We hear great things about the Ramen Burger - served with ramen noodles and a shoyu glaze, as well as the Philly steak burger with caramelized onions and marinated rump. Soon, they’ll be opening a second store in Thrupps Illovo Centre, and have plans to launch five stores in total in 2017. Watch This Space!
TACOS & TEQUILA but it should be!
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It’s now our favourite branch of the three (the other two being at Hobart Centre, Bryanston and Illovo) - more macho and spicier than ever before. Everything on the menu sounds so sexy, it’s almost impossible to only pick a few plates - but we recommend it. Relish in the spicy quinoa salad with black beans and a chipotle dressing, with an order of the sweet potato & black bean tostadas. Try the mushroom quesadillas with oodles of cheese, the slammin’ salmon, served on a crisp corn tostado and the cream of the crop - the barbeque cauliflower & chickpea tacos. These tacos are seductive, flavorsome and make for the perfect pairing with a tall order of the traditional frozen margarita. The tomato salsa may drip down your fingers, but you won’t give a damn because it’s a guilty pleasure worth devouring! It’s what we love most about Mexican cuisine; it’s easy-eating, delightful drinking and celebratory ingesting. This eatery is a relaxed environment, it’s sleek and sensual, yet never austere. We especially love the open plan setting, romantic and fiery all at once. The ambience retains humility but is still a stimulating atmosphere. It’ll leave you with indelible cravings but hey, don’t take our word for it. Try it yourself !
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verything’s better with a side order of guac, wouldn’t you agree? Imagine our appreciation when we heard one of our all-time favourite Mexican restaurant chains were launching a new store. Perron Melville is their latest creation, and having just opened its doors, we had to stop over.
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nyone who’s ever heard of Soweto has definitely heard of Orlando. You’ve heard of its vibrancy, heard the popular songs in dedication to it, heard about the heroes who rose from it… You hear about it, but have probably never made your way there. It’s time you do. In this, the season of sunshine, good vibes and braai meat, it’s time you discover Orlando West for the gem it really is. LOCRATE MARKET On the first Sunday of every month, The Locrate Market runs the neighborhood, and it’s always one for the books! There’s an incomparable community feel to the market, which hosts an array of arts, crafts, food stalls and activities. The market is managed by Doda K, a man who also carries the title ‘DJ’, so the live beats that are dropped on the decks set the tone for the market.
A local businessman and an IT trailblazer, Warren is a quintessential entrepreneur with the drive and humour of Richard Branson, and the wisdom of Jack Welch.
What were the 3 key steps that helped you make your multi-million-rand business? Firstly, I can sell, which means I can always generate business and revenue. Secondly, during the hardest times I never considered giving up. I believe people are either positive or negative thinkers; I’ve always been positive, and knew I could do it. Thirdly, I ran the business like a corporate from day one, with tight controls, strong cash flow management and attention to detail of the entire business process from beginning to end. What’s the next big thing for South Africa? I believe that correction and anti-corruption in government will restore faith in investors and businesses in the country. The brain drain will provide opportunities for people and businesses who remain strong and steadfast, to thrive. If we granted you 3 wishes what would they be? To be able to fly. To have endless wealth. Good health for myself and my family forever.
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CHESA NYAMA AT KWA LICHABA RESTAURANT You feel at home at Kwa Lichaba Restaurant. With a name that literally means ‘At Lichaba’s place’, you’ll feel like you’re visiting an old friend, a drink in hand, salivating over the scents of braai meat. Kick back and revel in the chilled-out atmosphere. And while you’re munching down on that boerewors, you can also have your car washed in the same sitting! Vilakazi Street, Orlando West, Soweto f @Kwalichaba PAINTBALL AT ORLANDO TOWERS The towers are famous for their bungee jump between two cooling towers (a world first) - a thrilling experience that adrenaline junkies have to try at least once. However, if you’re not up for the exhilaration quite yet, you could always team up with the squad for a fun paintball adventure at the towers. Dodge bullets, jump over obstacles and feel like a kid again. Chris Hani Road, Klipspruit 318-Iq, Johannesburg 5 www.orlandotowers.co.za
LEBO’S BACKPACKER’S TUK TUK TOURS With so much to see and so much history to delve into, taking a tour really isn’t a bad idea. Take it all in on one of Lebo’s Tuk Tuk tours. That’s right, jump in to the back seat of a vibrantly painted tuk tuk for an experience like none other. Cruise down Vilakazi street and stop at various landmarks and heritage sites and dine on some local cuisine. 10823A Pooe Street, Orlando West, Soweto 5 www.sowetobackpackers.com
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on’t feel silly if, while pulling up to the Palazzo Hotel in Fourways, you mistake it for a resort along the Vegas strip. The valet will park your vehicle, the concierge will wheel away your luggage, and you’ll be ushered into the lap of luxury.
This venue is spectacular from top to bottom… marble countertops, majestic pillars and seasonal blooms flood the lobby as the impeccably dressed and wellmannered staff cater to your every need. The hotel is only a 15-minute drive from the business hub of Sandton, 40 minutes from OR Tambo International Airport and 20 minutes from Lanseria Airport. With the award-winning Montecasino Entertainment Complex on its doorstep, there’s no lack of entertainment when you step out of the lavish venue. Surrounded by gorgeously green manicured gardens, we’ll forgive you for forgetting that you’re in the bustling suburb of Fourways. In fact, you won’t even hear the traffic or notice the construction on the main road as the soothing bird chirp sounds fill your ears. We highly recommend that you order a cocktail and settle down by the crystal-clear swimming pool – which also has private tented gazebos alongside it, so that you can book a soothing poolside massage. There are four, flexible meeting spaces and event venues on offer that can accommodate up to 50 delegates. Rosa, overlooks the gorgeous rose garden and is perfect for small events, special occasions and intimate functions for between 45 and 70 guests - depending on the style of set up.
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To describe the rooms as extravagant would be putting it mildly. There are 246 exceptional rooms to choose from, and the suites are an absolute treat! Firstly, we were incredibly impressed that the windows in the suite open all the way. So, let those breezes in. Each Tuscan-style room has access to complimentary WiFi, a flat screen TV with DStv, in-room tea and coffee making facilities, as well as many other amazing amenities. There are smoking and wheelchair accessible rooms available on request. The beauty of the hotel stems into each Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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The Palazzo offers world class facilities for both leisure and business travellers.
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and every room. All your needs have been meticulously thought of, and taken care of. And once you’ve climbed into that King-sized bed, well… good luck! You’ll never want to leave.
and a chilli dressing. Full of flavour, yet still light. We also enjoyed the Cured, Smoked and Sous Vide Duck Breast, served with a tangy yuzu curd, pickled fennel and red cabbage. Tender, juicy… divine.
Magic at Medeo
For mains, we happily tucked into the Agnolotti Pasta – perfect pasta pillows smothered in parmesan cream, tender and smoky braised beef short rib, roasted pine nuts and buffalo mozzarella. We also highly recommend trying the Oven Baked Duck – a beautifully tender leg served with shallots, mushrooms, green beans and pancetta in a sinfully good red wine sauce. Sunday buffet lunches are also available on the last Sunday of each month, and High tea is served daily between 2pm and 5pm. Wine pairing evenings are hosted monthly in Rosa and the Palazzo now also has a special treat just for the ladies – three-course ladies’ lunches, partnering with leading brands, and incorporates presentations, giveaways and prizes!
The Palazzo’s flagship restaurant, Medeo is a treat for your senses. Headed up by Executive Chef Gareth Jordaan, the team at this incredible eatery are dedicated to creating plates of pure ecstasy. The restaurant itself is beautiful; it has low amber lighting and plush seating, giving it an intimate, cosy atmosphere. There are plenty of corners to hide in if you’re after some romance, as well as a lovely deck area that lets you take in the twinkling fairylights that adorn the garden. The menu is inspired by Mediterranean flavours, and includes carefully selected South African and International wines as well as Tsogo Sun’s rare auction wines. Medeo offers al fresco and opulent indoor dining, and we highly recommended you pop out onto the deck for a sundowner before dinner. We opted for the Sriracha Prawn salad for starters; cocktail and tempura prawns, served with a refreshing watermelon gel, feta cheese puree, avo
Your stay at what has been dubbed ‘the most beautiful hotel’ in Joburg is not one you’re likely to forget… from the ease of checking in, to the delightfully fresh breakfast buffet on your last morning – it’s all designed to make you feel like a VIP – and by golly, you will! A night at the Palazzo Hotel is truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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here’s nothing we love more than local, and when we stumbled across Njomstyle Accessories, our hearts almost burst with South African pride. This small business started by manufacturing custom-made male accessories, but has recently expanded its range and launched bespoke casual and business leather bags to suit the modern gent – and we can’t get enough.
Beautifully hand-crafted, perfectly stitched and incredibly durable. 5 www.njomstyle.com | 8 njomstyle@gmail.com f Njomstyle Accessories | t @njoms_ | @njomstyle
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What started as a hobby, and a way of flashing up his wardrobe soon turned into a profitable income for owner and creative designer, Philani “Njoms” Mhlongo, who started the business in 2015. ‘I attribute the success of the brand to those who believed in my creativity way before the brand was commercialized. More and more people were looking for opportunities to co-create with us because of our agile nature, and ability to interpret their vision.’
To say we’re obsessed with these bags would be putting it mildly. You know how much we love our travels, Hello Joburgers, so the gorgeous leather travel bags are right up our alley. In fact, they’re at the very top of our lust list. A close second has got to be one of the stylish tote bags… big enough for the essentials, gorgeous enough to complement any outfit. These are the hottest musthaves for summer!
The fabulous range has hand-made bracelets in a variety of colours and styles, personalized business card holders, women’s purses and now includes an amazing selection of custom-made leather bags. From travelling cases to satchels, backpacks and handbags to sling bags and totes… all hand-made with love and fastidious attention to detail.
What we love most about Philani’s work is its quirkiness – most of the backpacks and satchels have straps that you can clip on and off, making them completely interchangeable and customizable. It also allows you to fit the bags to your body shape, making them uber comfy, on top of already being incredibly chic!
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November 24th
09h00-14h00 Up to 70% Discounts at selected stores in both Legacy Corner, Da Vinci Sandton & Michelangelo Towers Mall.
Designer Brands at a fraction of the cost! www.legacyretail.co.za | Tel: +27 (11) 245 4279 | Maude Street c/o 5th Street, Sandton, Johannesburg Michelangelo Towers Mall | LegacyCorner |
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TECHNOLOGY BOSE Description: Better sound matters to Bose, who is known globally as the most respected name in sound. They’re passionate engineers, developers, researchers and dreamers with a goal to create products and experiences customers can't get anywhere else. Hello Joburg loves: Bose has been an industry leader in noise reduction headphones for more than 15 years! Anything else we should know? Their noise-reduction technology is so effective, military forces around the world use Bose in the line of duty. Shop C228, Rosebank Mall, Rosebank 011 880 1933 | www.bose.com BT GAMES Description: BT Games has a passion for all things gaming and is now South Africa’s leading gaming retail outlet, offering everything from games, consoles, hardware and accessories to other related merchandise. Hello Joburg loves: The staff is very knowledgeable and excited about the products they sell, so you are in good hands. Anything else we should know? BT
Games will trade in your old games and offer you credit towards your next purchase. Shop U86, Cradlestone Mall, Krugersdorp 011 662 1675 www.btgames.co.za DIONWIRED Description: DionWired uses their obsession with technology to create an inspiring, multi-sensory environment and offer products and services that help simplify their customers’ lives. DionWired offers great prices on leading products, backed by the required services. Hello Joburg loves: The DionSure Low Cost Warranty Extension covers your product for 2 to 3 years after the manufacturer's guarantee has expired. Anything else we should know? DionWired offers a specialist connection service for more complicated items like home theatre systems. Shop G5, Bedford Centre, Bedfordview 011 621 3900 | www.dionwired.co.za THE GADGET SHOP BEDFORDVIEW Description: Full of unique finds,
The Gadget Shop is a company specialising in the retail and wholesale of the latest, never-before-seen, electronic, intelligent, highly-advanced technological gadgets, equipment and super-toys. Hello Joburg loves: With everything from drones to pets’ accessories to puzzles, you’re sure to find the perfect gift at The Gadget Shop. Anything else we should know? The store opens at 9am every day, and closes at 6pm Monday through Thursday and Saturdays, 7pm on Fridays and 3pm on Sundays. Shop U48, Bedford Centre, Bedfordview 011 615 1180 www.thegadgetshop.co.za THE GADGET SHOP SANDTON Description: The Gadget Shop offers an extensive, carefully selected choice of gadgets and innovations, technical devices, computer accessories, gifts, and corporate and promotional products that will satisfy the need of any gadgethungry guru! Hello Joburg loves: With a gift registry on offer, you can request some of the most extraordinary and inspirational
gifts and gizmos. Anything else we should know? The store opens at 9am seven days a week, and closes at 7pm Monday through Thursday, 8pm on Fridays, and 6pm on weekends. Shop L15A, Sandton City, Sandown 011 783 8173 www.thegadgetshop.co.za HIFI CORP Description: For over 20 years, HiFi Corp has been the leading budgetbeater in audio and visual products, cementing its position by offering the widest product range at highly competitive prices. Hello Joburg loves: Their products are complemented by knowledgeable staff who can empower customers by helping them make informed purchasing decisions. Anything else we should know? HiFi Corp is the biggest audio and visual warehouse in Africa and the Southern Hemisphere! Shop AA, Woodmead Value Mart, Woodmead | 011 785 4100 www.hificorp.co.za
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Specialising in the most exquisite and bespoke ranges of sunglasses and optical frames. Professional eye testing with a 1 hour service on single vision lens fitting
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Our dedicated staff will ensure that you find the perfect dress or suit to compliment your unique shape and size, an expert seamstress is also on hand to attend to any alterations you may require to achieve the perfect fit.
www.palomaboutique.co.za Shop C312 Level 3, Rosebank Mall, Bath Avenue 011 442 6846
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011 325 4434 eyecandyopt@telkomsa.net www.eyecandyoptometrists.co.za Shop 32 Upper Level | Hyde Park Corner | Jan Smuts Ave
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Where the wild(ly fashionable) things are
f Scotch & Soda is where you find your fashion fix, then the new Spring-Summer 2017 collection is about to give you some serious wanderlust – and give your wardrobe a glorious splash of colour. We’re head over heels…
Expect the glory of nature captured in style. The collection was inspired by one corner of the globe to the other, from the high deserts of Namibia, to the lush, flora-filled rainforests of the Amazon. We’re absolutely thrilled with the emerald green and bright botanical patterns, the bold animal prints, and the metallic
shimmer, inspired by the beauty of beetles. During spring we see lush greens, budding blooms, and the crisp air is filled with the buzzing of insects as they flit from flower to flower. All of this is reflected in the world of greens and sun-cast-on-rain metallic colours and textures that flow throughout the collection… gorgeous satin blouses, colourful jumpsuits and trendy shorts. As summer breaks, the collection is immersed in more colour, and transports you from the humid rainforests to the dry heat and stark beauty of the desert. Expect dirt-washed pastels to vivid toxic-warning brights in t-shirts, blouses, linen pants and more.
This season, Scotch & Soda have also introduced a beach capsule… Five fabulous white pieces, edged with sweet geo embroideries and French taping for swift summer time-outs. There’s not a lot we don’t love about this collection. The fabrics are soft and sensual, the tailoring is perfect and we want every piece. Loosen those purse-string people, fashion is calling! Find Scotch & Soda store at Sandton City, 163 5th Street, or at Hyde Park Corner Mall, 320 Jan Smuts Avenue. 5 www.scotch-soda.com | t @ScotchandSodaSA
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Black framed Arnette matte with grey lens sunglasses, R789.
Indigo Soviet Emerson t-shirt, R399.
Gold framed Vogue Aviators with grey lens, R1489. Black Soviet Birmingham casual slipon sneakers, R399.
Charcoal Smith & Jones Inertia shorts, R449.
Black Iris Lilly backpack, R699.
New Look coldshoulder midi dress in pale blue, R599.
Spring CHIC!
Red AX Paris offshoulder top with floral print, R499.
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here can you get all your fashion favourites, at reasonable prices, delivered straight to your door? Zando of course – and they’ve just launched an incredible range of clothes, shoes and accessories for their Spring-Summer 2017 collection.
Black Brave Soul denim skirt with flower embroidery and studs, R449.
Black Dolcis Beatrix Sandals, R699. Dark Chambray Levi's Jackson shirt, R899.
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Black Madison Harrison shoes, R699.
Crosshatch Lama skinny dark wash jeans, R599.
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Pastel pink Dolcis Beatrix sandals, R699.
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Here’s the spice of life
here’s nothing we love more than tucking into a hearty curry with steamed basmati rice and a freshly baked naan bread to scoop up all that delectable sauce… We’re making ourselves hungry over here. Time to get our fix at Banjaara Indian Restaurant. The restaurant welcomes you the moment you step through the doors. It’s all cheerful yellow lighting and bright, burnt orange walls, with royal blue table clothes draped over numerous, impeccably laid tables. We adore the snug little booths that invite you to get cozy while you await a feast that is fit for royalty. Start with a serving of the Pakoda Potatoes; brinjals (which is eggplant) and onions, flavoured with herbs and spices which is then deep fried in a chickpea batter. They are delectably fluffy and full of flavour. The masala chips are also divine and are a definite must-try. We’re suckers for a good chicken curry, so we had to try the classic Chicken Vindaloo. The chicken was perfectly prepared, with mustard seeds, fluffy potato wedges and whole red chillies in a mouth-watering exotic gravy. This one can pack quite a punch if you order it hot, so beware! But the tingling on your lips is totally worth it. More the veggie type? Don’t think you’ll be left out when visiting Banjaara. There are many veg-friendly dishes to sample, but you’ve got to try the Dhal Makhnie… black lentils cooked in an indulgent butter gravy with red kidney beans. There’s even a Vegetable Biryani, so you’ll be well catered for.
From traditional samosas, bunny chows and roti wraps, to chicken cooked in a tandoori oven and lamb dishes where the meat is so tender it slides straight off the bone, the food at Banjaara is how Indian food is supposed to taste. Flavourful without being overly pungent, spicy but not too hot. It all turns us naan!
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SUNDAY BUFFET SPECIALS Join the Weltevreden Park or Florida branches every Sunday for a delicious Sunday Buffet! Enjoy a selection of starters such as samoosa’s and chilli bites, followed by a scrumptious main course consisting of one chicken, one lamb and two veggie curries. The selection of curries alternates each Sunday. Rice and naan bread are served standard with all curries. Follow your main course with ice cream or a traditional North Indian rice pudding. Kids under the age of 10 years eat for free!
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You can’t have a curry without some bread, agreed? We couldn’t wait to tuck into the Stuffed Aloo Pratha; bread stuffed to the brim with spiced potato and drizzled with warm, melted butter. Drooling? Yea, we were too.
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chef of the month STEFANO MAS of Pomodoro Ristorante, Morningside
Chef Stefano’s smile crinkles the corner of his eyes, and he laughs with his whole body. We like that. He was born in South Africa, but grew up in Mexico. His Spanish dad met his Italian/ South African mom in Switzerland, and they moved to Mexico, where Stefano lived until he was 18 years old, before returning to South Africa to study.
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specifically his grandmother, who is not only a brilliant cook, but also an artist. In fact, it’s her art that adorns the walls of the restaurant. He studied engineering (of all things!) at WITS University, and after graduating he went in to computers, where he remained until 11 years ago – when Pomodoro was born. The first Pomodoro had a hundred seats and was located above the Cod Father in Rivonia. It was almost a jumble if you will – here was this passionate guy, with no clue about ordering stock or things like cutlery and crockery. ‘I had to teach the waiters how to serve the food, and I hadn’t a clue,’ Stefano grins to himself. Pomodoro moved to Morningside Shopping centre in June 2009, and has certainly become a well-known landmark. Did we mention their wine list has 170 different wines on it? One thing he loves most about his job is the
interaction with the customers. ‘You can see if people love it or hate it straight away. It’s not like working in computers, where you don’t know until later. I can see immediately, and make a change or recommendation if needed.’ Stefano’s two favourite dishes are creations that happened by accident. His home-made tagliatelle with porcini mushrooms, whisky and saffron was all he had in his cupboard one night - and now it’s a dish! The penne with prawns and tequila was created while he was cooking for friends in Mexico. Someone handed him a huge glass of tequila and instead of drinking it, he threw it in to the pan …and the rest, as they say, is tasty history. Open from 12 to 9.30pm Morningside Shopping Centre, Rivonia Road, Morningside. 5 www.pomodororestaurant.co.za 1 087 940 3811
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BISTROS ARBOUR CAFÉ & COURTYARD Description: This local café has a delightful French twist, and specialises in crêpes and galettes. On top of their menu items, they offer delicious pastries, boutique wines and ciders. Hello Joburg loves: Their quaint indoor space and courtyard are perfect venues for events, ranging from baby showers to engagements to birthday parties. Anything else we should know? They have free Wi-Fi, which is the perfect accompaniment to a savoury muffin and a great cup of tea. 64 St Andrews Road, Birdhaven 011 788 4111 www.facebook.com/arbourcafe CNR CAFÉ Description: This bistro and deli-style restaurant is owned by the same man behind The Wolfpack. Located in the heart of Craighall Park, it’s the perfect spot for an energising breakfast, lazy lunch or delicious dinner. Hello Joburg loves: They make simple, fresh food with a twist. Make sure to try their French toast with fried banana, Nutella and toasted almonds. Anything else we should know? With their onsite generator, they’ll have you covered during loadshedding. They close at 10pm every day, except Sundays when they close at 4pm. Corner Buckingham and Rothesay Avenue, Craighall Park | 011 880 2244 www.cnrcafe.co.za CRAFT Description: From the décor to the food to their famous milkshakes, Craft puts as much emphasis on aesthetics as they do on taste. They offer a wide selection, including wood-fired pizzas, street-style meals and meat and cheese boards. Hello Joburg loves: Their impressive selection of craft beers and whiskys makes Craft the perfect spot for sundowners after a busy day at work. Anything else we should know? This Parkhurst favourite is open seven days a week from 7am until late, and booking is essential. 33 4th Avenue, Parkhurst 011 788 7111 www.craftrestaurant.co.za EATERY JHB Description: Tucked away in Parkmore, Eatery JHB is a quaint spot with a lot of soul. At this versatile setting, you’ll find professionals working during lunch, romantic couples falling in love over dinner and Joburg socialites mingling on Saturday nights. Hello Joburg loves: Their craft beers
and boutique wines are carefully selected to complement their impressive meal offerings. Anything else we should know? Their menu changes regularly according to the season and local produce, so there’s always a reason to go back! 108 Victoria Avenue, Parkmore 011 783 1570 | www.eateryjhb.co.za GRAND CENTRAL CAFÉ Description: Like its namesake in New York, Grand Central is a captivating hub of people. Be on the move with stylishly packaged takeaways or take some time out for a Manhattan-style burger or light meal. Hello Joburg loves: Depending on your mood, you can dine at one of their impressive spaces: Down Town, Central Station, Platform One and the Upper East Side. Anything else we should know? They host incredible private parties, stylish product launches and memorable corporate events without a hassle. 38 Whiteley Road, Melrose Arch 011 684 1506 www.grandcentralcafe.co.za
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FULL STOP CAFÉ Description: Situated in what used to be an old home in Parktown North, Full Stop offers a relaxed eatery with a spacious layout and beautiful seating area under large trees in the enclosed pet-friendly garden behind the house. Hello Joburg loves: The menu offers a variety of delectable food, including salads, pizzas, pastas, gourmet burgers, and tender meat and fish. Anything else we should know? They’re open until 10:30pm seven days a week, and despite their generous seating, be safe and book ahead. 50 7th Avenue, Parktown North 011 880 4649 www.facebook.com/fullstopcafe.ptn
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JB'S CORNER Description: With the view that being with people you care about is just as important as the food, JB’s has become a hotspot for Jozi’s most fashionable socialites as well as families looking to have a relaxing meal. Hello Joburg loves: JB’s multi-cultural charm makes it as unique as the corner it is situated on in the heart of Melrose Arch. Anything else we should know? Evidence of the staff’s dedication is their generous hours – they open early and close at midnight seven days a week! 3 High Street, Melrose 011 684 2999 | www.jbscorner.co.za
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VICTOR BARBOSA & SHAUN ELS usiness partners Victor Barbosa and Shaun Els started as cricket rivals in primary school, but it was on an adventure to London that sparked an idea and birthed the brainchild of their artisanal coffee spot – Naked Coffee.
The pair have always been coffee connoisseurs, and their travels fuelled their passion for the bean. Seeing a gap in the South African market during the Australian coffee wave, they made their entrepreneurial move. They needed a name relevant to what they were doing. After extensive experimentation with machinery and coffee tasting, they opted for the artisanal method of extraction known as ‘pouring a coffee naked’ - and the name was decided.
Milk and Honey Bar, Piazza, Montecasino 011 465 2394 | www.milkhoneybar.co.za reservations@milkhoneybar.co.za
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Having always worked with brands, Naked Coffee is a brand they’ve collectively developed. Their greatest reward is seeing people react to a concept birthed from their minds’ eye. Depending on the time of day, Naked Coffee attracts a mixed crowd; between
business breakfasts, working lunches and being a bloggers hotspot, everyone buys into the culture of an inviting environment that’s relaxed, but professional. The menu pushes boundaries. Every plate is prepared individually and the coffee. They’re experimental with their offerings, and conceptualise dishes based on what’s trending internationally. Think coffeecrusted fillet or their favourite breakfast spoil – Shakshuka served with freshly-baked Kitka. If any chef could prepare a meal for them, Shaun would call on his mom for her traditional Lebanese Balzella. Victor would love to share a table with Israeli Chef Yotam Assaf Ottolenghi. A new Naked Coffee spot is set to open in Sandton City midNovember! They’re always coming up with innovative ideas, like the introduction of old-school Naked notepads and pencils, designed to socialise. Morningside Shopping Centre, Rivonia Road, Morningside 1 011 883 0291 @nakedcoffee_
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SEASONS CUISINE RESTAURANT 453 Main Road, Bryanston, Sandton, 2191 C/O Culross Road and Ealing Crescent 1 074 145 3772 8 manager@seasonscuisine.co.za WWW.SEASONSCUISINE.CO.ZA
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Parea, Greek Taverna, prides itself with 24 years of experience in Greek cuisine, sure to please your palette, with mouth-watering dishes. It is the perfect place to enjoy a relaxed meal with things heating up after 9:30pm on Friday and Saturday evenings, with belly dancing and Greek dancers, adding to your true Greek experience! The Restaurant caters for private and corporate functions with a difference. If you are looking for a relaxing meal or an evening rich with entertainment, join us in true Greek Hospitality.
3 Corlett Drive, Illovo 011 788 8777 / 85 | zorba@parea.co.za www.parea.co.za
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Vovo Telo - Waterfall Corner Open seven days a week from 7am ‘til 7pm, there’s no reason you can’t find time to pop into this beloved bakery. We go for the freshly baked breads and the uber cool coffee art. We recommend grabbing a banting bread loaf and smearing peanut butter all over it when you get home, but while you’re there, order the Apple Cinnamon Pain Perdu - freshly baked brioche French toast with caramelized cinnamon apples and honey mascarpone. Find them: Corner of Woodmead Drive & Maxwell Drive, Jukskei 5 www.vovotelo.co.za @vovotelowaterfall
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This genuine patisserie and boulangerie is adorable. It’s a pastry shop and bakery, and we love every inch of this Parisian style store. Every treat is baked fresh, daily and produced by a French-trained pastry chef and baker. Breads and pastries are half price from 4pm each day! Find them: 9 Mackay Avenue Blairgowrie and at the Bryanston Organic and Natural Market (every Thursday and Saturday from 9am to 3pm) 5 www.patisseriedeparis.co.za
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Patisserie de Paris – Blairgowrie
e are weird dough’s. Just like Oprah, we absolutely adore bread. We love those bountiful loaves of love, the clouds of soft seductive dough. Seriously, have you ever met carbohydrate you didn’t like? We searched for the cities best bakers and found our top five…
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Oregano - Linden Are you ready to roll? This boutique patisserie and catering company is underrated in our opinion, because they serve some of the airiest, plumpest baked goods in town. Their goodies are handmade, crisp, seductive and fresh out the oven! Can we just take a moment to discuss their banana bread, we’re officially best friends. Moist, oozy and velvety, oh so yummy! They also make white chocolate and mocha cream profiteroles. Enough said. Find them: 71 7th Street, Linden, 5 www.oreganocatering.co.za @oreganocatering
Fournos Bakery - Craighall From the finest fresh croissants in town, to Italian Ciabatta, homemade bagels and French baguettes… name it, they have it. This place is renowned, and we all grew up with a box of supple Fournos croissants on a Saturday morning. Not much has changed; they’re still as delectable as ever, only now they’ve opened a new branch in Craighall. We recommend the Olive Italian Ciabatta Baguette; toasty, warm, and melt-in-themouth. If you’re gluten-free, they have a lump of wheat-free love just for you.
Patachou Patisserie - Nelson Mandela Square It’s brand spanking new! You can now find your colorful carbs inside Sandton’s new gem, Septimo restaurant. Try and ignore the sweltering sweetness of their freshly baked pastries (macarons maybe? Or galette des rois?), and order one of their artisanal sourdough loaves. Okay, that was misleading, order two. You’ll thanks us later. On a Friday, you’ve got to demand one of their freshly baked Challah Breads, a chutzpah or not, you deserve it!
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PUB DINING FOUNDRY Description: Situated in the sidewalkstyle dining setting of the Parktown Quarter and offering a unique dining experience, The Foundry’s menu consists of rustic flavours and gastronomic delights made from freshly sprung seasonal produce. Hello Joburg loves: The food options include charcuterie planks, wood-fired dishes, and inspired gastro classics, like bone marrow toast and Tomahawk chops. Anything else we should know? Their impressive wines, craft beers and whiskeys are hand-picked to complement their superb culinary offering. Parktown Quarter, 3rd Avenue, Parktown North | 011 447 5828 www.foundrycafe.co.za GILES Description: Giles is one of the northern suburbs’ most popular meeting places, and while their menu has changed somewhat since 1994, the favourites have remained and their sumptuous specials offer a touch of variety. Hello Joburg loves: Giles is committed to making everything from scratch, from breads and pastries to soups and sauces made from natural stocks. Anything else we should know? Giles has a wine list that has something for everybody, and hosts a wine tasting on the last Sunday of every month. 9 Grafton Avenue, Craighall Park 011 442 4056 | www.gilesrez.co.za
BOOKINGS: Montecasino Boulevard, Corner William Nicol & Witkoppen Road, Fourways 011 465 5991 | reservations@limatapasbar.co.za www.limatapasbar.co.za
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THE GRIFFIN Description: Not quite a bar or a restaurant, The Griffin is a gastropub offering a casual-meets-refined atmosphere that welcomes beer drinkers and wine snobs, non-fussy eaters and foodies alike who enjoy beautiful, simple, flavoursome food. Hello Joburg loves: If it’s not in season, you won’t find it on the menu and The Griffin uses locally sourced free-range and sustainable produce. Anything else we should know? Happy hour is from 5pm to 6pm, Monday through Saturday, and all drinks are half price! Illovo Junction, Corner Oxford Road and Corlett Drive, Illovo 011 447 9842 | www.thegriffin.co.za
HOGSHEAD Description: Hogshead offers an upmarket, cosy and characterful South African setting to be enjoyed by all its diners. Hogshead serves up a range of good simple meals, hearty local classics, and not-to-be-missed smokehouse items. Hello Joburg loves: Their food has no preservatives, MSG or artificial flavouring, and all food is freshly prepared onsite. Anything else we should know? Hogshead offers no less than 12 local craft beers on tap at any time, as well as a few blended options. 10 Illovo Muse, 198 Oxford Road, Illovo 011 268 0871 www.hogshead.co.za HOOTERS Description: Hooters is a world-famous brand, known for their delicious food and, of course, the Hooters Girls. The moment you walk in the door, you can expect a high-energy atmosphere, their signature Hooters hospitality and great tasting food. Hello Joburg loves: Building on their already popular menu, Hooters has evolved their offering to include delicious appetizers, fresh salads and hearty sandwiches. Anything else we should know? Every Monday from 5pm, you can get two burgers for the price of one, and there’s a quiz on Tuesdays from 7pm. Emperors Palace, 64 Jones Road, Kempton Park 011 928 1230 | www.hooterssa.com SOCIAL ON MAIN Description: Social on Main is a unique family-run venue that manages to seamlessly merge the concept of a restaurant and a bar. Their gourmet street-food style is present in their extensive offering. Hello Joburg loves: An onsite smoker enables them to infuse a number of their dishes with a unique smoky flavour and mouth-watering moisture. Anything else we should know? Along with fresh food, Social on Main has a stunning drinks range, from wines and craft beers to cocktails and jam jars. 1 Posthouse Street, Bryanston 011 706 7115 | socialonmain.co.za
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MEDITERRANEAN BBQ WORKSHOP Description: Home to the ultimate taste experience, BBQ Workshop offers diners the best in wood-fired fare. From their souvla-ki and gyros to salmon and kingklip cooked on coal, guests will love the massive selection of customisable dishes. Hello Joburg loves: Their milkshakes come in flavours like Nutella, cheesecake, pistachio, Oreo and the very decadent Ferrero Rocher. Anything else we should know? BBQ Workshop is open from 9am until 10pm Sunday through Thursday, and from 9am until 11pm on Fridays and Saturdays. Corner Rivonia Boulevard and Mutual Road, Rivonia | 011 234 4157 www.bbqworkshop.co.za BELLINIS Description: Starting with the goal of creating a homely space where you can eat delicious and generous food for a great price, Bellinis has become a second home for everyone from families, to sportsmen, to politicians and celebrities. Hello Joburg loves: Bellinis thrives on
its by-word-of-mouth reputation, which is thanks in part to the consistently exceptional service they offer. Anything else we should know? Due to demand, they take bookings at lunch time during the week, and evenings are on a first-come, first-served basis. 18 Chaplin Road, Illovo 011 880 9168 | www.bellinis.co.za CAFÉ DEL SOL Description: Café del Sol is a treasured favourite for lovers of exceptional Italian food. It is a joyful space where laughter and love mingle with enticing aromas and tastes, and where the conversation flows as smoothly as the wine. Hello Joburg loves: As the name suggests, it’s a cafe with a whole lot of soul – the family’s warmth and passion is evident in their food. Anything else we should know? Café del Sol is open for lunch and dinners Tuesday through Saturday, and lunch on Sunday. Olivedale Corner Shopping Centre, Olive Road, Olivedale 011 704 6493 | www.cafedelsol.co.za
CASALINGA RISTORANTE Description: Casalinga has been the home of authentic Italian country cooking in Johannesburg for almost thirty years. They use fresh, seasonal organic produce from their beautiful farm to celebrate their love of family and good food – and everyone’s invited. Hello Joburg loves: Perfect for any season, Casalinga is as well known for its lovely gardens as it is for its cosy indoor sections. Anything else we should know? Casalinga is open for lunch and dinner Wednesday through Saturday, and for lunch only on Sundays and public holidays. Rocky Ridge Road, Muldersdrift 087 805 6222 www.casalinga.co.za DOPPIO ZERO Description: Set in the hub of the Rosebank CBD is Doppio Zero’s flagship restaurant. Characterised mainly by Mediterranean cuisine, Doppio Zero thrives on serving seasonal dishes as well as great-forsharing gourmet fare. Hello Joburg loves: Artisan-style breads and delicious treats and cakes are
baked fresh every morning in Doppio’s Central Bakery, and cakes can be made to order. Anything else we should know? Doppio Zero offers a wide range of breakfasts, lunches and dinners seven days a week. The First Shopping Centre, Corner Cradock and Bierman Street, Rosebank 011 447 9538 | doppio.co.za
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ESCONDIDO TAPAS BAR Description: On massive chalkboards in Joburg’s top tapas restaurant are the wide variety of Escondido’s Spanishstyled tapas and desserts on offer. This communal way of eating encourages conversation, thus enhancing the joy of the incredible food. Hello Joburg loves: Escondido’s walk-in wine cellar allows you to pair all meals with a glass of your favourite red, white or rosé. Anything else we should know? They’re open Monday through Saturday from 10am until 10pm for unforgettable brunches, lunches and dinners. Post Office Centre, 30 Rudd Road, Illovo 011 268 0058 www.facebook.com/EscondidoTapas
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A vision appeared… black and white harlequin tiles, wooden floors with wood wine racks, high ceilings and face brick walls. White table cloths with lovely big wine glasses, an open plan kitchen with a butchery attached and a fun, vibey feel. The idea was for guests to see the action in the kitchen, while the meat ageing fridge meant vacuum packed meat could be sold directly to the public. A menu concept was created based around the share options of the JSE, letting you buy or compare your prices in foreign currencies – quite a fun and unusual idea. Renovations began and hey, presto! The Bull Run Restaurant opened its doors on 28 October in 2000. Through its 17 years of operation, the venue has seen minor, but necessary changes, and considering the building of a new shopping centre next door, there will be a few more. This includes plans to enclose the terrace with either a permanent cover or with folding glass doors, so that it can be opened or closed. This will also help the Bull Run team ensure that all tables are available throughout the year, regardless of the season.
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There are many restaurants in the area, and management know that in order to keep their restaurant relevant, they need to keep up with the new trends. However, the concept of The Bull Run Restaurant wouldn’t change, it’s just given an updated look and feel in keeping with the latest innovations. We can’t wait to check it out for ourselves! Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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The team came up with the concept of opening a new, upmarket Grill Room that would continue to attract their vast, international clientele. The idea was based on the fact that meat is extremely expensive in Europe, and more than half of the hotels clientele come from Europe. They were also aware that the new JSE was being built just across the road, and they could open the restaurant at the same time the JSE opened its doors. The old JSE in Diagonal Street in downtown Joburg had a restaurant called the Bull and Bears - and so The Bull Run was born.
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Family run, authentic Italian restaurant focusing on northern cuisine from Piemonte. In the heart of sandton with wonderful and spacious garden surrounded by acorn trees, perfect for summer lunches
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Private dining room available for business meetings, more intimate dining or exclusive dining functions.
spitbraai • souvla • traditional braai Situated in Norwood for the past 25 years, it’s our pleasure to bring you the finest selection and best quality meat and biltong in Johannesburg. Along with a vast wealth of knowledge of the products we sell, we’re here for our customers, and want each one of them to have a unique experience at our amazing shop!
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HJ HOTSPOTS INDIAN
Sunday Lunch Buffet 11:30 - 15:30
Includes Lamb Potjie Kos half price for kids under 10
Bedford Centre, Mezzanine floor 2, Corner Smith and Van der Linde Road, Bedfordview 011 615 1513 / 082 572 3476 / 079 520 4426 www.banjaarajhb.co.za
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AARYA Description: Aarya is run by SA’s first MasterChef SA winner, Deena Naidoo. The menu reflects the South African nation and what MasterChef was all about: bringing people from diverse cultures and backgrounds together through delicious and innovative food. Hello Joburg loves: Deena’s extensive knowledge of spices, together with Aarya’s combination of traditional and contemporary cuisine, results in an unforgettable meal. Anything else we should know? Thanks to its open kitchen, diners are able to watch as their meals are prepared with flair. Montecasino Piazza, 1 Montecasino Boulevard, Fourways 011 557 7007 www.tsogosun.com/aarya BOMBAY BLUES Description: If it’s an exploration of culture through food you seek, then take the journey into the rich and exotic world of Bombay Blues. Diversity is a defining feature of Indian food, and at Bombay Blues you can discover North Indian cuisine. Hello Joburg loves: Not only is the location central, it is beautiful and stylish, and includes tented enclaves and a bar area. Anything else we should know? Bombay Blues extends the fine-dining experience to corporate events, offering standard menus and outdoor catering all over SA. Standard Bank Building, Corner Cradock and Tyrwhitt Avenue, Rosebank 011 447 3210 BUKHARA Description: Since its inception in 1995, Bukhara has set a new standard in Indian cuisine, taking the eating culture from the corner curry house concept to an upmarket and modern interpretation through superior design, ambience and product. Hello Joburg loves: With deep green Udaipur marble floors, ochre walls and handmade teak furniture from Rajasthan, the interior alone is exquisite. Anything else we should know? Bukhara specialises in various methods of Indian cooking, all with a slant to North Indian origins. Nelson Mandela Square, 8 Maude Street, Sandton | 011 883 5555 bukhara.com GHAZAL Description: From the mysterious Indian sub-continent comes the authentic restaurant Ghazal, which aims to tease your culinary buds and acquaint you with an entirely new dimension of aromatics and diverse
range of traditional food wonders. Hello Joburg loves: With comfortable seating, enormous windows and an elevated dining area rendering attractive views of the area, Ghazal is certainly a crowd-pleaser. Anything else we should know? You can take home the deliciousness because Ghazal’s korma and butter chicken sauces are available for sale. The Square, Corner Leeuwkop and Naivasha Road, Sunninghill 011 807 5828 | www.ghazal.co.za THE RAJ Description: The Raj offers all the splendour of traditional North Indian cuisine. The service is efficient and friendly and the food is spicy, delicious, traditional and undeniably the most authentic Indian cuisine available in the country. Hello Joburg loves: Their master chefs from India bring to Jozi at least seven proud generations of traditional Indian culinary expertise. Anything else we should know? The Raj’s menu options include tikka masala, vindaloo, khorma, and bhuna, in variants that are suited to a range of tastes. Montecasino, 1 Montecasino Boulevard, Fourways | 011 511 0077 www.therajrestaurant.com THE ROYAL INDIA ALBERTON Description: The Royal India is made up of a lively atmosphere, cheer and social gatherings. The welcoming spirit of the restaurant is present in the friendly staff and the meals, which are made by international chefs. Hello Joburg loves: More than just hot and spicy, the tastes are layered and the sensations linger with the diner long after the meal is over. Anything else we should know? The Alberton branch is open seven days a week and specialises in takeaways – perfect for a small dinner party at home. Florencia, 43 Kritzinger Street, Alberton 011 039 4844 | www.theroyalindia.co.za THE ROYAL INDIA SANDTON Description: Under the watchful eye of owner Jagjit Singh, The Royal India has become the go-to restaurant for authentic North Indian cuisine and is a way of life for those who want the most out of their dining experience. Hello Joburg loves: They serve traditional Indian desserts like falooda, gulab jamoon and saffron kulfi, as well as amazing lassis. Anything else we should know? The Royal India’s menu is incredibly extensive, and meat-lovers and vegetarians alike will be impressed with the selection. The Forum, 2 Maude Street, Sandton 011 784 4964 | www.theroyalindia.co.za
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eeding time to fight off an illness or hearing about a bug affecting many people isn’t uncommon. Mostly, we use antibiotics or medication to get us functioning again. Although the medication may work for a while, it’s not a permanent solution. Instead of treating disease, we should cultivate wellness. Instead of waiting to get sick, think of ways to stay healthy, and build a strong immune system in the process. Dr. Maureen Allem, founder and medical director at the Renewal Institute says, ‘Don’t wait for disease to set in. If you don’t make time for wellness today, you’ll have to make time for illness tomorrow.’ It’s important to understand that everything you do affects your health. Don’t underestimate the impact of late nights, stress and a bad diet. Here are some lifestyle choices to kick-start your journey to wellness… •
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This philosophy helps look after your health and remain well. If you find that something isn’t well within yourself, don’t just treat the symptoms - find out where the problem stems from. The following tests are available at clinics with a holistic approach, such as Health Renewal, to get to the bottom of potential disease… Not sleeping well? Get tested for sleep apnea. Your skin is the dashboard of the body, indicating when something is not functioning the way it should. Gut health is the start to most diseases and can be tested for and restored through correct treatments. When the body isn’t getting all the vitamins and minerals required, get a blood test done to find out what supplements you may be short of.
These treatments are specific to individual needs, and a one-size fit all approach won’t work. If a friend gets amazing results with a certain supplement, it’s not necessarily what you need. It’s important to be individually assessed by a health care professional with a holistic approach.
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Shake it off! id someone say DIY frozen smoothies on the go? We’re devastated we didn’t come up with the concept ourselves, but we have no issue giving credit where it is due…
What are they: Frozen smoothie packs co-created with dietitians to give you a balanced, nutritious and convenient meal on the go! Delivered right to your front door, packaged and frozen. Just pop it in your freezer - no mess, no fuss! What’s in ‘em: Wholesome fruit, vegetables, nuts, dairy, and superfoods that are all part of a healthy diet. Add the pack to a Nutribullet, add your liquid of choice, whizz away and voila! Verdict: Blendid smoothies are jam-packed with goodness, freshness and are basically health in a bag. We devoured our pack of four! They get double thumbs up from us. Plus, we love that they’re a family owned and managed business.
We hope this fad is here to stay! Our top picks: Honey Pot, Hangover Cure and Klap Gym. 5 www.blendid.co.za @blendidsa
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The overwhelming obsession with smoothies has reached new heights. While the question still lingers – ‘to chew or not to chew’ - for now, we’re satisfied with chugging down one a day.
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HJ HOTSPOTS SALONS INDABA HOTEL, FOURWAYS
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African Escape SPA & STAY PAMPER JOURNEY
. Luxury Accommodation for 2 people at the Indaba Hotel, Spa & Conference Centre . . VIP Turndown with Rose Petals . . Welcome drinks with light Snacks on arrival at MOWANA Spa @ 18h00 . . Full Body Massage incorporating your choice of Rungu or Hot Stones to soothe tired muscles . . Decadent 2-course Spa Dinner to feed body & soul . . Complimentary Local Beverages to quench your thirst . . Relaxing Head, Neck & Shoulder Massage . . Foot & Lower Leg Massage for the ultimate”time-out” pamper . . African Liqueur & Chocolate on departure @ 23h00 . . Full South African Buffet Breakfast prior to departure in Epsom Terrace Restaurant .
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CNR. WILLIAM NICOL DR & PIETER WENNING RD, FOURWAYS Phone: 0861 MOWANA (669262) Email: reservations@mowanaspa.co.za Website: www.mowanaspa.co.za T&Cs APPLY. NO DISCOUNT VOUCHERS CAN BE CLAIMED. VALID 01 - 30 NOV 2017. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY. BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL. ONE GIFT PER PERSON. KIMONO PATTERNS MAY VARY
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AFRICOLOGY – PARKHURST Description: At Africology, you will experience a soulful journey that consciously revitalises body and skin. The spa elevates the ordinary to extraordinary through holistic product creation, authentic spa treatments and dedicated therapists. Hello Joburg loves: Committed to celebrating Africa’s vibrant heritage, communities and plant life, Africology’s products and treatments are inspired by the wisdom of Africa’s traditional healers. Anything else we should know? Africology only uses all-natural ingredients that are bio-identical to your biology, effectively enhancing the integrity of your skin whilst simultaneously preventing premature aging. 33 4th Avenue, Parkhurst 011 880 0233 | africologyspa.com AMANI SPA AT THE HYATT REGENCY Description: Located in the Hyatt Regency Hotel, Amani Spa is a premium wellness facility with access to the hotel’s exclusive pool and fitness centre. Whether you’re a guest of the hotel or a day visitor, Amani’s professional team promises a memorable experience. Hello Joburg loves: Visitors can use their hydro facility, which comprises a sauna, steam room and Jacuzzi. Anything else we should know? The conveniently located spa is open seven days a week, and bookings are essential. Hyatt Regency, 191 Oxford Road, Rosebank 011 280 1142 | www.amanispas.co.za CAMELOT SPA AT THE CAPITAL MOLOKO Description: Camelot Spa at The Capital Moloko is designed to create a sanctuary to soothe the senses, while restoring body, mind and soul. It’s suitable for the business traveller or a leisure getaway, offering superbly decorated rooms for short or long stays. Hello Joburg loves: The five-star Capital Moloko comprises a hotel,
executive apartments, a restaurant, lounge area, conference centre, Zen gardens and beautiful water features. Anything else we should know? Bamboo epitomises the essence of the spa as it symbolises eternal youth, strength prosperity and peace. 160 Helen Road off Grayston Drive, Sandton 011 384 4903 | www.camelotspa.co.za LAVANA THAI SPA Description: Lavana prides itself on delivering five-star service to their special and valued clientele. Their professionally trained and highly qualified Thai therapists deliver the highest quality services, and you will be looked after at home with their top-ofthe-range products. Hello Joburg loves: Their double massage rooms have Jacuzzi spa baths, and the locker-rooms include complimentary steam showers and infra-red saunas. Anything else we should know? The spa is open seven days a week from 9am until 7pm on weekdays and until 6pm on weekends. Shop B02, Benmore Gardens, Corner Grayston Drive and Benmore Road, Sandton 011 783 0092 www.lavanabeautyspa.co.za MIDORI ECO SALON Description: Midori Eco Salon, home to SA’s luxury eco-grooming and pampering, offers the modern woman a tranquil and exclusive environment – a place where calmness is palpable and the atmosphere harmonious. Expect quality first-class service matched with affordability. Hello Joburg loves: From the complimentary welcome drinks to the Wi-Fi iPads installed in each grooming station, Midori takes care of all their clients. Anything else we should know? Staying true to its name, which means “green” in Japanese, the salon was designed with recyclable materials, and offers organic products. Shop 8, Greenpark, Corner West Road South and Lower Street, Benmore 011 784 3488 | www.midorisalon.co.za
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Get some peace and quiet!
Lebombo was founded by Chamilla Sanua, owner of Weleda Pharmacies, Seasons Cuisine Restaurant and the NaturallyYours Integrated Wellness Centre. Her passion lies in holistic treatment, and empowering people to be self-aware and engage themselves on all levels. Part of this process is spending time in nature, and Chamilla has seen her guests benefit from the connectedness to nature. While it’s only 3.5 hours (350 km) from Johannesburg, the hustle and bustle of life seems worlds away. There are no lights at night, only
the stars, lanterns and sounds of the bush, which strip away the distractions of modern life. Here you’ll experience real farm living on a conscious, off the grid, tribal authority farm in the aweinspiring wilderness. Learn about cows, horses, chickens and other aspects of sustainable living on this breath-taking world heritage site. It’s 16000 hectares, and offers a unique experience where you’ll dine on food you’ve picked straight from the garden. The Eco-village was constructed using local materials wherever possible. Accommodation consists
of a thatched roof over a traditional rondaval, and the bathrooms facilities have running water, to secure those creature comforts. Chamilla describes it as a place to recharge and refresh, giving guests the chance to reconnect to their purest being, and develop themselves in this remarkable landscape. Steynsdorp, 1308 Steynsdorp, Mpumalanga 5 www.weledahealth.co.za 1 082 456 1897 f @lebombomv
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GET DRINKING FIT (RESPONSIBLY, OBVIOUSLY!) What: Year-end functions and holidays are on the way, which means designated drivers and lining your stomachs with food is a must. In the build-up to the festivities, get your social on slowly with these tasting experiences… Whisky & Spirits live: An old favourite held annually in November, and actually pretty educational. There are almost 300 whiskies, and various gins and vodkas on offer, so you’re bound to learn something. Learning to sip and enjoy a good whisky could be a career saving move. Save these deets and thank us in January…
GIN & TONIC FESTIVAL Gin is all the rage, so it’s no surprise that South Africa’s first G&T Festival has landed on the calendar. There will be brands of gin you’ve never heard of, artisanal tonics that smell better than room fresheners, ginsmiths (gin magicians if you will) and live music. In a nutshell – the perfect day out. When: 26 November 2017 Where: Neighbourgoods Market Johannesburg, 73 Juta Street Tickets cost R200 per person until 01 November 2017
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8 to 10 November 2017, from 6pm at the Sandton Convention Centre, 75 Maude Street Sandton 5 www.ticketpro.co.za
BECAUSE WE CAN INDULGE… Midweek vino by the glass at the bar at Perron in Illovo. Post work drinks on the balcony at Rockets in Bryanston. Morning Mimosas at The Four Seasons Hotel on the weekend. Beers on a Sunday at the Stanley Beer Yard (44 Stanley).
THE OUTSTANDING CATCHUPS – 1 UBER IN/1 UBER OUT What: We all have friends we’ve been promising to see since January, but it just hasn’t happened. You can get it done now, and if you’re clever, you may even manage to make one round Uber trip there and back - if you pick your locations carefully. For this month’s purposes, let’s go with Braam… Start with the person you’re dying to catch up. We recommend coffee at Doubleshot Coffee & Tea. 5 www.doubleshot.co.za Have a quick lunch with the person who always makes you laugh. We recommend Love Food, which is also in Braamfontein, so you don’t have to rush. 5 www.lovefoodkitchen.com Time for early evening drinks… nice, light and not too committal. We recommend Kitcheners or Great Dane Bar – take your pick!
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stablished in 1980, Operation Hunger is a registered South African Non-Profit Organisation (NPO). Originally focused on relief work, it has (since the early 1990s) been more focused on development work.
Roller Project in 1994, the company has continued to provide an appropriate portable water solution for economically poor communities across Africa. The Hippo Water Roller Project has established itself as a sustainable initiative that provides African communities with an immediate, and winning water and sanitation solution.”
Operation Hunger’s primary objectives include improving levels of nutrition in impoverished communities through sustainable, integrated income generating food security schemes. The organisation is dedicated to providing clean, accessible water to households where water is not readily available. This is to help communities develop gardens, support livestock and be protect them against water borne diseases.
Recent OH interventions include work in communities like Likazi in Mpumalanga, and Mokopane and Blouberg in Limpopo. Little more than an informal settlement than a village in some cases (such as Likazi, where residents have erected shacks on mine land), the communities lack basic infrastructure. According to Operation Hunger’s Minnie Okwirry, entering a community may appear easys, but it takes a tremendous amount of time to ensure the community is on board.
OH had established partnerships with the private and public sector, as well as like-minded organisations that promote and participate in sustainable income. This helps generate self-help projects and contributes towards the quality of life and independence of communities.
“Operation Hunger utilises Participatory Rural Appraisal (PRA) techniques when engaging a community, an approach used by NGOs and agencies involved in international development,” says Okwirry. “It aims to incorporate the knowledge and opinions of rural people in the planning and management of development projects and programmes.”
It’s little wonder that Operation Hunger has long been an active and committed partner of Hippo Roller.
“Operation Hunger is now encouraging the establishment of community gardens, which will take place concurrently with the distribution of more Hippo Rollers, with the further spin off that some of the unemployed youth could start a seedling garden which would create income.”
Millions of people struggle daily for access to water. The Hippo Roller makes an immediate, profound impact – helping them collect more water, more efficiently.
Operation Hunger’s work with Hippo Roller illustrates how an understanding of the local environment and culture, coupled with innovative and relevant solutions, can make a sustainable difference in poor, rural communities.
In 2016, the Hippo Roller was the recipient of the Frost & Sullivan ‘2016 African Rural Portable Water Solutions Product Leadership Award’ – which stated, “Since the establishment of the Hippo Water
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ADVENTURE DIRT RYDERS Description: Get ready for a day of entertainment, including kids and adults go-karts to suit different levels, scenic paintball, archery and volleyball. Afterwards, take off your shoes for a braai and relax at their bar, restaurant, lounge or pool. Hello Joburg loves: With a play centre, pony rides, a swimming pool and a kiddies go-kart track, your children won’t want to leave. Anything else we should know? Great for events of all sorts, they have a fully stocked bar, and their kitchen is equipped for many forms of catering. Farm ME 12B Pelindaba Rd, Lanseria 071 677 8673 www.dirtryders.co.za
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JOZI X Description: Jozi X offers exclusive activities to anyone looking for an adventure. The park has been specifically designed to cater for 5- to 75-year-olds, and offers mountain boarding, a slackline park, bubble soccer, parkour, and more! Hello Joburg loves: Their dry obstacle course, Battle Rush, will test your current fitness levels and develop your co-ordination and strength. You can hire am instructor, too! Anything else we should know? They’re open from 9am, Wednesdays to Sundays, and no alcohol is allowed. Main Rd, Johannesburg 082 456 2358 www.jozix.co.za
SAB World of Beer ...the venue with a difference you’ve been looking for! Why not add a beer themed team building into your conference? Taking groups from 10 to 200, this one of a kind venue offers five star facilities along with various optional beer experiences to make your event truly memorable. The SAB World of Beer is situated in the heart of Johannesburg’s trendy Newtown area. Secure parking and easy accessibility from all major transport hubs make this the ideal urban venue.
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flowing rivers. Hello Joburg loves: The courses are GOLD REEF CITY THEME PARK immersed in tranquil surroundings of Description: Conveniently situated lush vegetation and beautiful ponds, near the centre of Johannesburg, Gold and at night the ambience transforms Reef City is a premier entertainment into a mysterious wonderland. destination, reminiscent of an authentic Anything else we should know? turn-of-the-century mining town. It promises kids and adults a wild array of Adventure Golf is open from 9am to 10pm seven days a week, but in winter magical entertainment! it closes at 5pm Monday through Hello Joburg loves: Not just about the rides, the theme park has a 4D theatre, Thursday. small museums, putt-putt and an animal Corner William Nicole and Fourways Boulevard, Fourways | 011 465 8452 farmyard. www.adventuregolf.co.za Anything else we should know? The park is open from 9:30am to 5pm on Wednesdays to Sundays, and public holidays. Corner Northern Parkway and Data Crescent, Ormonde 011 248 5000 | www.tsogosun.com HARTIES AERIAL CABLEWAY Description: The Harties Cableway, the longest mono-cableway in Africa, offers visitors panoramic views of the Magaliesberg and Hartbeespoort Dam. There are also two restaurants at the top of the mountain where you can enjoy lunch and the scenery. Hello Joburg loves: On-site educational facilities teach visitors more about the local fauna and flora, and the Dassie Loop walkway is a great sight-seeing activity. Anything else we should know? Their facilities cater for a variety of events, including weddings, conferences, matric dances and romantic dates. Plot 3 Melodie, Hartbeespoort 012 253 9910 www.hartiescableway.co.za HONEYDEW AMAIZING MAZES Description: With 3.5 km of pathways in a living corn field, the mazes at Honeydew Mazes are designed to challenge all ages and are themed on a different concept every year. Getting lost has never been this fun! Hello Joburg loves: Their Moonlight Mazes make for a great evening activity and include a quiz and a free ice-cream! Anything else we should know? They host birthday parties for children and adults. It’s also a wonderful place for family get-togethers and picnics. 82 Boland Street, Honeydew 073 795 2174 www.honeydewmazes.co.za FOURWAYS ADVENTURE GOLF Description: Adventure Golf has been at the Fourways Mall for 19 years, and is comprised of three unique nine-hole courses made more challenging with boulders, multi-level putting greens and
BRYANSTON ORGANIC & NATURAL MARKET Joburg’s first and finest outdoor market a magical place, removed from the rush of everyday life, offering inspired crafts and wholesome food. FREE shuttle bus from selected Sandton hotels and Nelson Mandela Square. See website for details. 40 Culross Road, Bryanston Open Thursday and Saturday from 9am to 3pm 011 7063671 www.bryanstonorganicmarket.co.za JOHANNESBURG BOTANICAL GARDENS Description: The 81-hectare Botanical Gardens forms one of Johannesburg’s vital green lungs. It consists of large, grassy open spaces scattered with trees and used by runners, picnickers, birdwatchers and dog-walkers. This haven overlooks the 7.5-hectare Emmarentia Dam, which is popular with canoeists and boaters. Hello Joburg loves: Their special gardens, including the Shakespearean Garden, Rose Garden, Herb Garden and Hedge Garden, are not to be missed. Anything else we should know? The impressive arboretum, herbarium and library are perfect for those interested in both local and international flora. Access points in Thomas Bowler, Orange and The Braids roads, Emmarentia www.jhbcitypark.com | 011 712 6600
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nightlife POISON OF THE MONTH Nude Bru
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ow this is sure to teaze your taste buds and make your heart hoppy. Created for the boys, by the boys, we highly recommend you quench your thirst with one of these! Launch Date: 2017 How it’s made: The creators of this 100% handcrafted beer spent a long time testing and sampling various combinations with their brew master. Finally, they settled on a blend that met their very stringent flavour profile requirements. The end result? A golden hued beer that drinks easily with a fruity, full bodied flavour. To cater to the South African palate, they have ensured it’s slightly more carbonated than your average craft beer. We can safely say it’s like no other craft beer you will ever drink! Colour: A light, golden hue Flavours: Fruity and full bodied flavour that dances on the tongue. Cool Fact: Nude Bru was created specifically for Teazers branches. Try one at: all Teazers branches, or order one online. Best pairing: Enjoyed ice cold, surrounded by your bru’s at your favourite hangout. We’ve also heard it goes down rather well with a sultry table dance or exotic lap dance. 5 www.nudebru.com
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HERE’S TO
365 DAYS! As the year draws to a close, come enjoy a well-deserved celebration at The Maslow. With a delicious spread and great entertainment, it’s the ideal space to congratulate each other on a job well done. Booking is essential. To book or to find out more, email lacuna.bistro@suninternational.com or call 010 226 4647.
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bachelor and bachelorette party packages, ensuring your friend will have one wild and sexy bash before their CHEERLEADERS SPORTS BAR wedding. Description: Living up to its name, this Anything else we should know? The sports bar offers amazing food and great Lollipop Lounge is open Monday drinks served by the hottest cheerleaders through Saturday, and admission Joburg has to offer. You’ll soon be living ranges between R150 and R200. by their motto: Eat, Drink, Cheers, Corner Bond and Burke Street, Randburg Repeat! 011 781 8779 Hello Joburg loves: They are constantly www.lollipoplounge.co.za coming up with amazing daily specials, and cocktails are only R20 all day on TEAZERS MIDRAND Fridays. Description: Once a scruffy warehouse, Anything else we should know? Teazers Midrand has transformed the Cheerleaders Sports Bar is open venue and it is now an exotic tableMonday through Saturday from dancing fantasy that’s spacious, well-lit 11:30am until 2:30am, and 12pm to and filled with a bevy of beautiful and 12am on Saturdays. elegant ladies. Rivonia Boulevard, Rivonia Hello Joburg loves: Teazers gives 011 234 0258 back to the community by sponsoring www.cheerleaderssa.co.za various worthy causes – look out for their golf days! THE GRAND Anything else we should know? The Description: On top of boasting the entrance fee is R150 per person, and best group of dancers in the country, the revue bar is open seven nights a they offer a 5-star dining experience, so week from 7pm until late. it’s no wonder they’re the choice venue Glen Austin Shopping Centre, for locals, foreign guests and corporates. Olifantsfontein Road, Midrand Hello Joburg loves: With 120 of SA’s 011 314 2529 sexiest ladies on their books, you are www.teazers.co.za sure to find one to spoil you during your visit. TEAZERS RIVONIA Anything else we should know? The Description: This is the Vegas of revue Grand is open Monday through Friday venues, with décor to match the mood from 12:30pm until 3am, and on and friendly staff who will make you Saturdays from 6pm until 3am. feel right at home. Teazers lives up Corner Rivonia Boulevard and 11th Avenue, to their promise of offering the teaze Rivonia | 011 234 9593 without the sleaze. www.thegrandrivonia.com Hello Joburg loves: On top of an exclusive VIP area, they have a TeazeHOOTERS Hers section for ladies on Fridays and Description: This world-famous Saturdays. restaurant is known for their delicious Anything else we should know? The food, good service, cold beer, and, of venue is open seven nights a week from course, the Hooters Girls. Hooters has 7pm until late, and the cover charge is created a globally recognised icon, R200 per person. and the Hooters Girls have become a 344 Rivonia Boulevard, Rivonia phenomenon of their own. 011 807 8722 | www.teazers.co.za Hello Joburg loves: Not only are the Hooters Girls attractive, they’re TEAZERS SPICED BENONI energetic, charismatic and engaging, Description: Get a taste of Africa at ensuring excellent service. Teazers Spiced, where their team of Anything else we should know? Every glamorous and uninhibited professional Monday from 5pm, you can get two dancers will entertain you and your burgers for the price of one, and there’s friends. Teazers ensures outstanding a quiz on Tuesdays from 7pm. service, succulent food and an extensive Emperors Palace, Kempton Park range of drinks. 011 928 1230 | www.hooterssa.com Hello Joburg loves: With their very reasonable dance rates, you’ll have no THE LOLLIPOP LOUNGE problem unleashing the animal inside Description: The Lollipop Lounge is of you. the sexiest strip club in the heart of Anything else we should know? Randburg, and it has a warm, friendly The venue is open Tuesday through atmosphere with beautiful home-grown Saturday from 7pm until 2am. Entry women to tease and titillate you – hence fee is R100 per person. their slogan: “We aim to Tease”. 86 Bedford Avenue, Benoni Hello Joburg loves: They have great 011 421 1175 | www.teazers.co.za Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
NIGHTCLUBS CARFAX Description: Founded in 1995 and transformed from a vacant cool-drink bottling factory, Carfax has become one of SA’s most acclaimed institutions. This is an events venue, artists’ workstation and cultural hub that pulses with creative energy. Hello Joburg loves: Events at Carfax are diverse, and range from live bands to mega-dance parties to day festivals. Anything else we should know? On top of their not-to-be-missed events, Carfax is open every Saturday from 7pm until 4am. 39 Gwi Gwi Mrwebi Street, Newtown 011 834 9187 | www.carfax.co.za
lounging areas, the extensive layout includes a central dance floor and three bars. Anything else we should know? Designed to cater for events, Movida is ideal for cocktail parties, awards evenings, launches, corporate functions and more. Rivonia Crossing, Corner Rivonia and Witkoppen Road, Rivonia 011 234 8000 | www.movida.co.za
RANDLORDS Description: Perfectly perched at the highest point in Braamfontein, Randlords is an exquisite rooftop bar and lounge venue, located on the 22nd floor of South Point Towers. It is the ultimate address for exclusive corporate and private events. Hello Joburg loves: Its magical HUSH 360-degree views stretch from the Description: Glamorous, edgy and majestic FNB Stadium in Soweto to the modern, Hush offers partygoers the suburban Sandton skyline and beyond. opportunity to live out their dreams Anything else we should know? in this exquisite fantasy universe. It’s Randlords is open to the public on sophisticated, seductive and sexy. And remember: what happens at Hush, stays select special event days, and there is ample off-street parking. at Hush. 22nd Floor, South Point Towers, 41 De Hello Joburg loves: Hush offers the finest South African DJs, luxury lounges Korte Street, Braamfontein 011 403 1833 | www.randlords.co.za and visual delights to entertain your ears, eyes and mind. Anything else we should know? Hush is THE SANDS open from 9pm on Thursdays, Fridays, Description: This luxurious venue, located in the heart of Sandton, has Saturdays and nights before public the look and feel of a classic Las Vegas holidays. bar and is frequented by Jozi’s most Design District, 160 Jan Smuts Avenue, glamorous socialites and trendsetters. Rosebank | 011 447 0203 Hello Joburg loves: Location, location, www.hushclub.co.za location! Just one kilometre from the Gautrain and two from the M1, The MADISON AVENUE Sands is as central as they get. Description: Madison Avenue is one Anything else we should know? The of Joburg’s most superb nightclubs, multifunctional venue is geared to and offering the best in house and experienced in a wide range of events, commercial music. You can expect and has a capacity of up to 2 000. beautiful bars, hot dancers, VIP lounges 58 Wierda Road East, Sandton and a fun vibe in a safe atmosphere. 011 783 1302 Hello Joburg loves: While there is a www.thesands011.co.za small entrance fee, Funked-up Fridays at Madison Avenue offer amazing drink SANKAYI specials from 8pm until 10pm. Description: Sankayi has been Anything else we should know? There attracting people from different is a dress code on most nights, including backgrounds and cultures to experience their cool and classy Buddhafunk Posh and have a taste of African and urban Saturdays. entertainment since 1997, making it 19 Wessel Road, Rivonia one of the longest-running and active 082 889 2386 clubs to this day. www.madisonavenue.co.za Hello Joburg loves: Sankayi offers its young and established clientele just the MOVIDA right dose of RnB, Zouk, Kizomba, Description: Movida is always buzzing hip-hop and more. with a diverse crowd of partygoers, and Anything else we should know? The you can expect top local and celeb DJs, club is open from 10pm until 5am on high-impact cabaret shows, speciality Fridays and Saturdays, and offers an acts and Movida’s very own brand of African buffet on Sundays. party extravagance. 90 Degrees Shopping Centre, Corner Hello Joburg loves: On top of VIP Rivonia Road and Kelvin Drive, Rivonia booths, comfy couch sections and 079 935 4116 | www.sankayi.com
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Sensations Embrace Johannesburg’s Graffiti Culture
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raffiti and street art play a large part in the overall culture of Gauteng’s streets. With etchings, designs, and bold graphics splashed across the city, the best thing to do is embrace it as the bloodline of the streets.
As it’s somewhat the ‘tattoo’ of the streets, street art has always been a controversial topic, and has been regarded as vandalism or unprofessional art since its inception in the early eighties. Unfortunately, these titles were given to the art due to the disinterest from the upper-class, and a total lack of understanding of the creation as a social craft. If you find yourself in the position of dismissing street art as vandalism, or even a gateway to crime, then you’re probably not taking the time to listen to the stories that the designs have to tell. And isn’t that the very definition of art? A creation made to appeal to the senses, or communicate a message? Then why do we dismiss the art of the streets before we engage in the messages that each stroke of spray paint has to tell? You’d visit Musee Rodin in Paris to understand the carvings and sculptures of Rodin the artist. You would study the architectural art work of the Empire State building in New York. In that same way
you would visit a city for the art it’s known for, you should take the time to appreciate the stories of Jozi’s streets. The best part about it? It’s free!
Words Khanyi Mlaba
Graffiti is slowly becoming accepted in the public eye, even receiving commission, corporate backing and being used as a key subject in company advertising. Graffiti in Johannesburg itself is one of a kind. We have some of the most talented street artists who’ve decorated the bare walls of the city in vibrant and intricate ways. If you’re not sure how to appreciate the art that the streets have given you, Past Experiences provides guided walking tours to some of the best spots where you can embrace the art form. Explore the street designs in Westdene, Newtown, Maboneng and Braamfontein, and take a moment to be cultured in street art. Or take the inner or outer city tours with MainstreetWalks in Maboneng. They’re both on our must-try tour list! 5 www.pastexperiences.co.za | 5 www.mainstreetwalks.co.za Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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GALLERIES ART AFRIQUE Description: Specialising in African and South African art, Art Afrique aims to showcase “African jewels” – some already well-known and featured in the finest private and corporate collections around the world, and some newly discovered. Hello Joburg loves: Art Afrique offers daily art tours through the Legacy Group of hotels – the Michelangelo, The Raphael and The DaVinci. Anything else we should know? Art Afrique’s professional designers will help you choose the perfect pieces for your home or office. Corner 5th and Maude Street, Sandton 011 292 7113 | www.artafrique.co.za ARTS ON MAIN Description: Arts on Main is a creative hub in Johannesburg’s arts-gentrified urban neighbourhood, the Maboneng Precinct. The venue consists of artists’ studios, galleries, eateries, and various office and retail spaces, offering visitors a range of events, arts and merchandise. Hello Joburg loves: It’s a unique environment for the city’s creative community to develop and share ideas and engage in multiple innovative
experiences. Anything else we should know? The venue caters for a wide range of events, including photo shoots, conferences, workshops, presentations and banquets. 264 Fox Street, Maboneng Precinct www.artsonmain.info CIRCA GALLERY Description: Now recognised as one of Johannesburg’s outstanding architectural landmarks and standing alongside the Everard Read headquarters, CIRCA is concerned with exhibiting highly important contemporary works of art and installations concerned with fascinating technology. Hello Joburg loves: Musical events and lectures also form part of the activities which take place within its iconic curved walls. Anything else we should know? CIRCA is open Monday through Friday from 9am to 5pm, and on Saturdays from 9am to 1pm. 2 Jellicoe Avenue, Rosebank 011 788 4805 www.circagallery.co.za CUBE GALLERY Description: CUBE is a space where fine art, art objects and design
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furniture are combined, connected and conveyed in an inspiring and desirable mode, and where the value of interplay between art and design is explored and appreciated. Hello Joburg loves: Their sister gallery, Graham's Fine Art Gallery, is located within their perimeters, making it easy to re-style your home in a heartbeat. Anything else we should know? Cube Gallery is the authorised retailer for Vitra, Artek, Herman Miller, Belux, Armani Dada, Gio Ponti and Paola Lenti. 68 Hobart Road, Bryanston 011 463 7869 www.cubegallery.co.za EVERARD READ GALLERY Description: Established in 1913, Everard Read is Africa's oldest commercial art gallery and has since its inception been associated with pre-eminent artists working in Southern Africa, including the likes of Gerard Sekoto, Lionel Smit, and Gary Stephens. Hello Joburg loves: Many of the exhibitions are held in the iconic CIRCA building alongside Everard Read’s headquarters. Anything else we should know? Everard Read is open on weekdays between 9am and 6pm, and on Saturdays from 9am to 1pm. 6 Jellicoe Avenue, Rosebank 011 788 4805 www.everard-read.co.za GOODMAN GALLERY Description: Goodman Gallery is one of the most distinguished and longest-standing international contemporary art galleries. Established in Johannesburg in 1966, the gallery works with artists who are at once contemporary, influential and strive to shift perspectives and engender social transformation. Hello Joburg loves: Goodman Gallery works with established and emerging African artists, as well as international artists who engage in a dialogue with the African context. Anything else we should know? The gallery is open from 9:30am – 5:30pm on Tuesdays to Fridays, and 9:30am to 4pm on Saturdays. 163 Jan Smuts Avenue, Parkwood 011 788 1113 www.goodman-gallery.com GRAHAM’S FINE ART GALLERY Description: Exhibiting a significant collection of important South African art, Graham’s Fine Art Gallery offers the discerning collector excellent examples of 19th and 20th century artworks as well as select contemporary works. Hello Joburg loves: It’s a one-stop shop – on top of advice and confidential valuations, they specialise in framing,
restoration and portfolio management. Anything else we should know? Graham's Fine Art Gallery is open from 10am – 6pm on weekdays, and from 9am – 5pm on Saturdays. 68 Hobart Street, Bryanston 011 463 7869 www.grahamsgallery.co.za HENRY GEORGE GALLERY Description: Situated in a renovated house in Parkhurst, the Henry George Gallery showcases unique art exhibitions by local and overseas artists. It offers walkabout events that are enjoyed by creatives, suburban clientele and investor art collectors. Hello Joburg loves: The lively staff encourages people to interact, ask questions and offer their thoughts on the artists and pieces. Anything else we should know? They have an interior design service that caters to the residential, corporate, retail and leisure sectors. 45 6th Street, Parkhurst 011 880 2698 www.henrygeorgegallery.co.za JOHANNESBURG ART GALLERY Description: The Johannesburg Art Gallery is over 100 years old, and its collection spans international artists such as Auguste Rodin, Pablo Picasso and Henry Moore, to South Africans such as Gerard Sekoto, Walter Batisse and Pierneef. Hello Joburg loves: With over 9 000 artworks displayed in 15 exhibition halls, it’s the largest art gallery on the African continent! Anything else we should know? Admission is free. Guided tours are conducted on request, but booking is required. Corner Klein and King George Street, Joubert Park 011 725 3130 www.gauteng.net/attractions MUSEUM OF AFRICAN DESIGN (MOAD) Description: Built in 2011 and originally used as an automotive panel-beater, MOAD is now a space for conversation, research and response to the issues of African design – past, present and future – in an environment that is accessible to everyone. Hello Joburg loves: African Lookbook – a contemporary threads duo who sell all things African-fashion related online – are the official curators for MOAD. Anything else we should know? MOAD is open Tuesday through Friday from 10am to 5pm, and Saturdays and Sundays from 10am to 6pm. 281 Commissioner Street, Maboneng Precinct | 084 951 2060 www.moadjhb.com
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THEATRES AUTO & GENERAL THEATRE ON THE SQUARE Description: Situated on the north eastern corner of Nelson Mandela Square, the 200-seater Theatre on the Square is perfectly located for a night of great local entertainment and superb food. Hello Joburg loves: Whether it’s date night or a corporate event, packages are available that include a show and dinner on the Square. Anything else we should know? Tickets are half price on selected shows on Tuesdays and there are special prices for seniors, scholars, students and registered unemployed. Shop 121, Nelson Mandela Square, Sandton | 011 883 8606 www.theatreonthesquare.co.za JOBURG THEATRE Description: Formerly known as The Civic, the Joburg Theatre features Broadway musicals, ballet performances and home-grown plays. Their largest auditorium seats over 1 000 and boasts one of the most technically proficient stages in the Southern Hemisphere. Hello Joburg loves: Situated on top of the Braamfontein Hill, the theatre is in walking distance of Constitution Hill and Gautrain’s Park Station. Anything else we should know? The Joburg Theatre team offers one-hourlong stage tours in order for people to understand that there’s no business like show business. Civic Boulevard, Braamfontein 011 877 6800 www.joburgtheatre.com LYRIC THEATRE Description: This opulent performance venue is home to some of the best shows in the city, from Broadway productions making their debut in SA to popular musicals, hilarious comedies and much more. Hello Joburg loves: The luxuriously styled 1100-seat theatre is reminiscent of the opulence of the world's great opera houses with its plush fittings and rich atmosphere. Anything else we should know? The Lyric welcomes families, although age restrictions may apply, and the theatre also caters for the hearing impaired. Gold Reef City Casino, Ormonde 011 248 5168 | www.tsogosun.com
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MARKET THEATRE Description: Founded in 1976, the Market Theatre is now internationally renowned as SA’s “Theatre of the Struggle” and it has evolved into a cultural complex for theatre, music, dance, and the allied arts. Hello Joburg loves: The Market Theatre's history is intertwined with the cultural, social and political struggle for freedom in South Africa. Anything else we should know? The theatre has three main stages which have collectively housed some of the most iconic South African and international artistic pieces. 56 Margaret Mcingana Street, Newtown 011 832 1641 | markettheatre.co.za PIETER TOERIEN THEATRE & STUDIO Description: SA’s foremost theatre impresario, Pieter Toerien, opened the theatre with his hit “Defending The Caveman” in 2000. With a theatre career spanning more than 35 years, Toerien is responsible for bringing the best in commercial theatre to Jozi. Hello Joburg loves: Recently undergoing a revamp to celebrate its 500th show, the theatre has new fittings and its 390 seats have been upgraded, too. Anything else we should know? The theatre has had many stars grace its stage, including Bea Arthur, Bill Flynn, Pieter-Dirk Uys and Marc Lottering. Montecasino, 1 Montecasino Blvd, Fourways | 011 511 1988 www.tsogosun.com ROODEPOORT THEATRE Description: Opened in 1981 and relaunched in 2014, the Roodepoort Theatre offers a young and energetic staff compliment and a programme that appeal to a vast and diverse audience of all ages. Hello Joburg loves: Their seating is set up in such a way that regardless of your height or position, you’ll be able to see everything on stage. Anything else we should know? The complex stages almost 100 diverse productions and events annually, which attract over 60 000 visitors. 100 Christian De Wet Road, Florida Park, Roodepoort | 011 674 1356 www.roodepoorttheatre.com
entertainment CONSOLE YOURSELF… with these action-packed games!
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e know summer is on the way, and we really should be encouraging you to head outdoors… butt how can we when there are two worlds filled with adventure right at our fingertips? STAR WARS™ BATTLEFRONT™ II Fans will lose their lightsabers for this incredible game. Play as the hero, or a fearless trooper. Pilot a starfighter, fight as one of the iconic Star Wars characters, or create your own elite special forces soldier and plough through the enemies on the Starkiller Base. Players will experience multiplayer battlegrounds across all three eras: prequel, classic, and new trilogy, and be able to upgrade and customize your heroes and equipment while using the Force to prove your worth against icons like Kylo Ren, Darth Maul, or Han Solo, as you play a part in a gaming experience inspired by 40 years of Star Wars. Chose to play the campaign that bridges events between the films’ Star Wars™: Return of the Jedi™ and Star Wars™: The Force Awakens™, or gather some friends and check out the multiplayer universe. The actionpacked game has galactic-scale space combat, customizable character progression to help you master your characters craft and visuals that will transport you out of this world! Available for Playstation 4, XBOX One and Origin PC from November
Words Victoria Taylor
LEGO® MARVEL SUPER HEROES 2 This is the highly anticipated sequel to the smash hit LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes. Watch as iconic Marvel Super Heroes and Super Villains from different eras and realities come together in a cosmic battle across numerous Marvel locations that have been ripped from time and space and melded into the incredible open hub world of Chronopolis. Players will be able to explore 18 different Marvel locations, manipulate time to change in-game elements, move chsaractors through time and or help players to discover secrets hidden throughout the game. Gamers will also enjoy the fourplayer competitive and cooperative Super Hero battle mode before they ultimately go head-to-head with the time-travelling Kang the Conqueror in an epic battle. The storyline is witty and fun, and suitable for gamers of all ages. Available for Playstation 4, XBOX One and Origin PC from 14 November Conditions and restrictions apply. Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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What if you have no fibre or adsl capabilities in your neighbourhood? What if the rollout map for fixed line internet is far in the future, and waiting is not an option? Fear not - LTE could be just what you’re looking for. LTE is becoming a fast-growing network in the sky, and all you need is an LTE router to plug into and you’re off! Wireless internet will be all over your house. However, with so many
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companies offering the same service, who do you choose? We’ve made the decision easy for you… WebAfrica is tackling LTE at Home head on, teaming up with Rain (Formerly WBS) and bringing their network of flying fast internet right to your home. Rain currently cover vast metropolitan areas, and will continue to expand their coverage to reach 10000 base stations by the end of 2019. Just pop onto the WebAfrica website to see if you’re already covered. The key benefits of going the LTE-A route are the great speeds, from 20 mbps up to 50mbps (the average connection speeds of ADSL in the country is 4mbps!). The installation is super simple - all you need is a sim card and a router. No cables and no fuss! WebAfrica have very incredibly competitive pricing on their packages, ranging from
50GB at just R299 per month, all the way up to 660GB for R1599 per month. There’s a once off fee of R199 to have the sim card and router delivered and connected. If you have your own LTE router, you’ll get a nice little cash back credited to your account. All contracts are month to month, allowing for easy upgrades and downgrades, and no fear of being tied down for extended periods of time. If you’re a gamer, LTE is more than capable to handle your gaming needs with a nice, low ping! And if you run low on your gigs, topping up is fast and wallet friendly. So, if you’re looking for some high-speed internet and fibre is taking too long to be deployed in your area, LTE may be just what you’re looking for to get you and your family online, effortlessly. 5 www.webafrica.com | 1 086 000 9555 t @webafrica | @webafrica_sa
THE FUTURE IS HERE Thanks to WebAfrica!
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nternet in South Africa is fast becoming a necessity in our everyday lives. With services out there like internet banking, streaming and Facebooking being the norm, being connected is more important now than ever before. A world of information is at our fingertips, and LTE from WebAfrica is how we access it.
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travel WHERE THE
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Sometimes the best vacation is a staycation! A COUNTRY ESCAPE AT AFRICA PRODE MOUNT GRACE COUNTRY HOUSE & SPA
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ooking flights? Hiring cars? Exchanging currency? How about no? Hello Joburgers, this month we’d rather opt for a staycation just a short drive from the city of gold. You can still experience the finest culinary cuisine and luxurious pampering, except it’s right on your doorstep….
60 minutes from the city The splendours of the Magaliesburg landscape will amaze local and international visitors. Showcasing the surrounding natural wonder are their villa accommodation options, where you can stretch out and relax to the max. You’ll also have access to your own private plunge pool!
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Try this: It’s a sin to leave here and not visit their world-renowned spa. Known and admired by all who visit, this is the cherry on top. Book a full body massage and scalp massage, and then enjoy the spas other offerings. Indulge in the Hydrotherapy spa garden - outdoor heated Jacuzzi, liquid sound flotation pool, waterfall and rock pool, Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
reflexology walkway and hydrotherapy pools. This timeless hospitality and soothing spa experience is priceless. Also: Don’t forget to enjoy a lazy luncheon from the delicious café style menu. Old Rustenburg Road, Magaliesburg 1 014 577 5600 | 5 www.marriott.com/jnbmg 8 mountgrace@africanpridehotels.co.m
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A TRAVELER’S FAVORITE, THE ORIENT HOTEL 45 Minutes from the city
Words Bianca Spinner
Located inside the majestic Francolin Conservation Area, you might not believe that you are in the core of Pretoria. This location provides all the comforts of a 5-star hotel and so much more. The boutique hotel is encapsulated amongst trees, spring blossoms and evergreen shrubs, and all nine exclusive suites blend beautifully with their contemporary, colonial and Moorish décor and design. It’s like stepping into a time machine, only with all the extraadded amenities. One word best describes the scene and that is romantic. Its romance lies in the sequestered location and connection with nature. Emulating the Quetzalcoatl’ (chocolate heaven). From the delicate velvety textures of all-encompassing feeling, it celebrates love, connection, relaxation and the salmon, to the local and European cheese selection, to the grand the finer things in life. finale; the gift of love, the extra bitter blend of dark chocolate. Try this: Visit the restaurant and book a Cosmorganic menu Also visit the Tienie Pritchard Museum on site. This is a rare privilege adventure. Then await the magic carpet ride that Chef Chantel to view the unique pieces by sculptor Tienie Pritchard. Dartnall so effortlessly navigates. Order the Grande Degustation with wine pairing and prepared to be swept off your feet. It’s an all-star Francolin Conservation Area, lineup, beginning with the ‘Song of the Sea’ (salmon, Kombucha Crocodile River Valley, Elandsfontein, Pretoria 1 012 371 2902 | 5 www.the-orient.net and Yuzu) and ending off with the belle of the ball ‘The Gift of Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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THE DAVINCI HOTEL AND SUITES Located on Sandton’s prestigious Nelson Mandela Square, the DAVINCI Hotel and Suites offers guests all the luxuries and comforts they have come to expect from Legacy’s extraordinary portfolio of hotels and resorts. Boasting 166 en-suite hotel rooms, 50 one, two and three bedroom suites and 4 penthouses - the DAVINCI Hotel and Suites has something for every taste. Enjoy fine cuisine at Maximillien restaurant located in Legacy Corner Mall. The hotel offers direct access to Legacy Corner Mall, Sandton City Shopping Centre and Nelson Mandela Square, as well as easy access to the Sandton Convention Centre. Corner Maude and 5th Street, Sandton, 011 292 7000 www.davincihotel.co.za davinci@legacyhotels.com PROTEA HOTEL FIRE AND ICE MELROSE ARCH The urban, contemporary and edgy Protea Hotel Fire & Ice Melrose
Arch is the latest hot-spot in the trendy Melrose Arch Precinct, a unique city within a city, which boasts a variety of trendy retail, gourmet restaurants & leisure amenities. This contemporary hotel guarantees to spice-up any visit to Jozi and is aimed at the traveller who enjoys being amidst the energetic urban vibe of the cool city life. Protea Hotel Fire & Ice Melrose Arch has 197 stylish bedrooms that appeal to both the domestic and international business and leisure traveller. Each room offers LCD televisions, open plan bathrooms and an urban style that will take you back to a bygone era of old Hollywood glamour. Whitely Street, Melrose Arch Precinct Johannesburg 2076 011 218 4000 www.proteahotels.com marketing@proteahotel-ma.com ST GEORGE HOTEL The Saint George Hotel is a gateway to rest and relaxation in
true Mediterranean style. Situated twenty minutes from O.R. Tambo International Airport and ten minutes from the Centurion Gautrain stop. The hotel is secluded with its lush green gardens contrast the white classical Greek influenced buildings. Whether attending a conference or banquet, the Saint George Hotel is your kingdom of rest or pleasure. 58 Goede Hoop Road On M57 Doornkloof Est Rietvleidam 011 316 1254 www.stgeorgehotel.co.za info@stgeorge.co.za MISTY HILLS In rustic serenity, only 15 minutes from Lanseria airport, Misty Hills Country Hotel, Conference Centre & Spa lies nestled at the foothills of the Swartkop Mountains, on the threshold of the beautiful Kromdraai valley - a World Heritage site known as The Cradle of Humankind. Luxuriously spread over 60 acres, Misty Hills offers 209 stone-built thatched rooms and suites, and 23 conference and banquet venues. The hotel is equipped to cater to conference groups of up to 800 participants. The property boasts the world famous Carnivore Restaurant, where diners can feast on up to 10 different types of meats. We also have an excellent spa. 69 Drift Boulevard, Muldersdrift 011 950 6000 www.mistyhills.co.za sales@rali.co.za ORION DEVONSHIR HOTEL This elegant Johannesburg landmark dates back to the 1930’s and it is strategically located in Johannesburg’s vibrant business and academic district. The hotel caters to businessmen, conference delegates and sports fans. Corner Mell Street and Jorissen Street, 16th Floor, Orion House, Braamfontein 011 339 5611 www.oriongroup.co.za reservationsdv@oriongroup.co.za
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FROM R890 SINGLE R1190 DOUBLE
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MASLOW HOTEL The Maslow is the ultimate business hotel situated in the heart of Sandton’s commercial district. The perfect place to go to escape the hustle of the office, the Maslow is a haven with its beautiful gardens,
idyllic water features, crisp blue pool and tranquil terraces. The Maslow offers the best corporate services and business facilities to ensure that you’ll never miss your office while you’re away from it. One of the biggest drawcards is our free, uncapped WiFi connectivity that is available throughout the hotel. 146 Rivonia Road, Sandton, 2146 010 226 4600 www.suninternational.com MAX EXECUTIVE APARTMENTS READAM is a new generation property development company operating in South Africa’s wealthiest business triangle of Rosebank, Sandton and Melrose. Their latest (2015) luxury, business apartmenthotel development is named MAX Apartments. It consists of 28 elegant, self-contained chic apartments with basement parking in contemporary Sandton. Also on the ground floor is a; reception, library, meeting room (which can also be booked for residents’ business meetings), the Seconds Lounge and lastly their licensed restaurant which primarily caters for scrumptious breakfasts and light meals on the daily. 5 Rivonia Road, Illovo 011 058 3100 info@maxapartments.co.za www.maxapartments.co.za TINTSWALO AT WATERFALL Tintswalo at Waterfall is an intimate boutique hotel offering unparalleled cuisine, exceptional luxury and caring Tintswalo service. As the ultimate country experience in the middle of the city, Tintswalo at Waterfall is less than thirty minutes from Johannesburg’s OR Tambo International Airport, and a short drive from the upmarket shopping and business metropolis, Sandton. Sixteen spacious king suites offer ensuite bathrooms and quaint balconies with views of the Estate dam or polo fields. Their Feedroom Restaurant serves up a mouth-watering, 5-star dining experience, with elegant, delicious dishes. Cocktails and culinary treats can also be enjoyed on the outside patio. Yes, heaven is here. Maxwell Drive & R55, Kyalami 011 234 2456
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FEEL THE OPA! Easy-peasy events
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ello Joburgers, if you love Greek like we love Greek, then you’re certainly in good company at the stunning Mythos venue in Montecasino. This double volume restaurant is beautifully appointed with wooden finishes, and touches of blue and white décor that pull through a classy, yet homely Mediterranean feel.
Having opened their doors in 2015, this family restaurant is always busy. The tables are always filled with people laughing and sharing – as one is supposed to do with meze style food. Upstairs, the restaurant boasts two private glassed off rooms - perfect for more intimate functions and events. Downstairs you’ll find the deli, where you can buy all the yummy goodies that you want to enjoy at home, in addition to another private glassed off room. The venue seats 420 people in total, and the upstairs rooms are perfect for any event, from a family celebration dinner to a board meeting, or even a year-end function. Both smaller rooms are equipped with flat screens for guests use, and the upstairs area (which seats 220 people including the balcony area and enclosed rooms), is set to impress with a PA system, screens, stage, space to dance and even a DJ booth. The team at Mythos will help bring together everything you need for the perfect function – from catering to beverage lists, décor and entertainment. Their inhouse DJ is excellent, and belly dancers are also available to give your event that ‘extra something.’
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It’s easy to see why Mythos are the proud winners of many awards – most specifically the Best ‘Greek’, ‘Neighbourhood’, ‘Mediterranean’ and ‘Beat-The-Budget’ restaurant categories in the ‘Best of ’ Awards 2016, as well as recently being selected as finalists in the Restaurant and Bar Design Awards.
Words Heather Hook
The menu here certainly covers just about any food preferences, and set menus are available to narrow down the choices for large groups, if need be. From dips and pita breads, to fresh home-made Spanakopita, Dolmades, Keftethes and souvlakia, we could happily snack here all day. Main courses include mouth-watering items like calamari, fresh prawns, Kleftiko and Kota (this chicken dish is to die for!), and of course desserts for those of us with a sweet tooth. Think traditional Loukoumades – granny’s donuts with ice cream, and the traditional Greek Yoghurt served with honey and nuts is also fantastic.
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EVENT SERVICES AV DIRECT Description: AV Direct is a full-service audiovisual company that supplies the latest in AV equipment and technical labour. Operating on a nationwide scale, they provide a complete turnkey solution for all audiovisual requirements – big or small. Hello Joburg loves: Never one to turn down a challenge, AV Direct caters for everything from basic boardroom meetings to massive music concerts. Anything else we should know? AV Direct offers services is all aspects of audio engineering, lighting design, highresolution video projection, set design, and post-event production. 70 Naruna Crescent, Southfield, Cape Town 021 706 6730 | www.avdirect.co.za BLACKJACK EVENTS Description: BlackJack Events is a fullservice eventing, venue management and event consulting company. BlackJack Events has the staff, skills and expertise to custom design and manage any occasion to the highest standard. Hello Joburg loves: From jumping
castles to inflatable marquees to lounge suites, BlackJack Events either has it or they will source it. Anything else we should know? Their services include but aren’t limited to design, décor, event infrastructure, hiring, catering, bar service, technical, transport and accommodation. La Rocca Office Park, 321 Main Road, Bryanston | 011 463 1899 www.blackjackevents.co.za BRAND SPANKING MARKETING Description: Brand Spanking Marketing is an innovative, dynamic Johannesburg-based marketing agency, and thrives on being an expert in congress, conference and event management. They understand that exciting hospitality is a draw card in attracting others to your brand. Hello Joburg loves: Understanding the importance of branding at events, Brand Spanking Marketing is able to provide innovative branding solutions. Anything else we should know? Just some of their many services include audiovisual sourcing and set-up, entertainment sourcing, online
tailor your conference experience.
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Indulge in comfort and style. Make the FNB Conference Centre your destination for your next event.
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FNB CONFERENCE CENTRE 114 Grayston Drive, Sandown, Sandton Tel: 087 032 8000, 011 269 8000 www.fnbconferencecentre.co.za
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registration development, complete onsite management and event marketing. 079 695 9243 www.brandspankingmarketing.co.za FLUID MEDIA Description: With over 30 years’ experience in the music and entertainment business, Fluid Media is SA’s leading entertainment agency. From kids’ parties to music festivals, Fluid Media will find the perfect band, musician or DJ. Hello Joburg loves: They can book anyone! And if you’re on a budget, they can book someone who looks and sounds just like them. Anything else we should know? Fluid Media offers clients full-service management of all types of events, including VIP hospitality, décor and catering services. 26 Peter Place Road, Bryanston 010 590 6211 www.fluidmedia.co.za GEARHOUSE Description: Gearhouse South Africa started out as a small company with a little equipment and a lot of imagination. Today, they have more state-of-the-art equipment and experience than any other event technical supplier in SA. Hello Joburg loves: Understanding the importance of making environmentally friendly choices, Gearhouse has implemented a step-by-step greening process to limit their carbon footprint. Anything else we should know? From product launches to conventions to stadium concerts, Gearhouse provides the widest range of services under one roof. First Street, Bezuidenhout Valley 011 216 3000 | www.gearhouse.co.za IDEA LAB EVENTS Description: Idea Lab Events is an exclusive events company that offers their clients insights, concepts, creative implementations and, of course, unforgettable productions. From preplanning to post-analysis, Idea Lab Events will surpass your expectations. Hello Joburg loves: The team creates inspired events that are renowned for being distinct, original and always imbued with unrivalled passion. Anything else we should know? Their services include creating event websites, animations and invitations, managing travel logistics and venue sourcing, and designing staging and theatrical
productions. 34 6th Street, Parkhurst 011 880 0058 www.idealabevents.co.za LOUNGE AROUND Description: In the pursuit of the ultimate space where people would want to lounge in style, Lounge Around was founded in 2005. Since then, the company has become a leader in its industry. Hello Joburg loves: From stylish VIP rooms to chill-out zones at exhibitions to elegant conference settings, Lounge Around knows how to set the scene. Anything else we should know? Their extensive range can be hired or purchased, and their flexible customisation option adds a personal touch to any event. 68 Richards Drive, Midrand 011 312 4684 www.loungearound.co.za NOMADIK TENTS Description: Pioneered primarily by Nomadik Tents, stretch tent technology has been perfected in SA over the last decade. Their stretch tents are unique, flexible and quick to assemble, and transform ordinary venues into spectacular spaces. Hello Joburg loves: Nomadik Tents is the leading stretch tent brand in the world – and they work hard to maintain their impeccable reputation. Anything else we should know? Tents can be customised to fit most locations and venues, including balconies, restaurants, patios, sports parks and office blocks. 95A Poplar Road, Midrand 087 940 7999 www.nomadiktents.co.za THIRST BAR SERVICES Description: Thirst is SA’s number one choice for mobile bar solutions, specialising in bespoke cocktail bars and events of any scale. Their passion translates directly into the service they provide and their thirst for life is undeniable. Hello Joburg loves: Since its inception in 2005, Thirst’s Bar Academy has trained over 20 000 bartenders. Courses are available to the public, too. Anything else we should know? Thirst’s coffee bars come fully equipped with trained baristas and all of their coffees are made with high-quality blended beans. 12 Chadwick Avenue, Wynberg 011 444 9401 | thirst.za.com
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t contrasts with everything you know about Johannesburg. Steyn City has a unique concept and open living landscape that is somewhat rather foreign to us South Africans. We’re used to our high walls, alarm systems, electric fences and guard dogs named Maximus.¸ 1 Clubhouse Lane, Dainfern, Midrand 5 www.steyncity.co.za | 1 010 597 1300 | 8 queries@steyncity.co.za
There’s a reason this development prompted well-known South African businessman Douw Steyn to acquire the two thousand acres of land. Could it be the sweeping views of the city, or the all-encompassing landscape? Whatever it is, it’s working. Steyn City is a city for South Africans to live together; it has retooled the old story of South Africa to invent a new one.
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our amazing local artists. It’s proudly South African in every aspect and celebrates our heritage. This is as much about the cultural experience as it is about the social.
You’ll be mesmerised by the million trees, shrubs and ground covers that have been planted. The entire city has been built up from scratch - it’s another marvellous man-made forest for Jozi. You’ll notice attractive street pole bins along the pathways to Steyn City sits ever so snugly on the urban edge of Sandton, ensure a litter free zone, and paths so clean you could practically connecting Fourways to Lanseria, Broadacres and Midrand. eat off them - ideal for trail running and cycling (60km track Nothing we write can prepare you for what you will experience for off-road cycling and runners)! There’s also a skate park, at your first sight of it. It’s a masterpiece, created by property children’s playnodes, an azure blue resort pool, kilometres developer Giuseppe Plumari. It’s protected and secure, and of open parkland, tennis courts, an equestrian centre and unlike anything you’ve ever seen. Not only has the project clubhouse, outdoor gyms, yoga and Pilates’ zones, a magnificent accounted for in excess of thirteen thousand jobs for people from Nicklaus design 18-hole golf course and international awardthe neighbouring community of Diepsloot, but it also supports winning clubhouse and an abundance of birdlife and fauna. Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
Weaving through the residential nodes are pathways and hidden walkways, linking residential dwellings with the numerous densely planted parklands. Safe for the kids and far away from motor vehicles’ emissions. This resort lifestyle is about innovation - about staying fit and healthy, about feeling safe. It’s about living and not merely existing. It’s about the good life… going for a stroll on a Monday afternoon and grabbing a gelato, or indulging in a romantic dinner for two at the Nineteen (XIX) restaurant, which is inside the main clubhouse overlooking the golf course. It’s about staying in on a Sunday evening, ordering food from the deli downstairs, or taking your family fishing on a Friday afternoon after work. It’s about sitting on the veranda, watching the world pass you by and enjoying the view.
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What is most impressive about the structure is that it’s designed in a way so that you never have to walk the streets.
Steyn City has made a permanent mark on the city of gold, and has certainly elevated the status quo!
A Nicklaus design 18-hole championship golf course and international award-winning clubhouse. Children’s dinosaur park.
WITH OVER 100 REASONS TO MAKE STEYN CITY YOUR HOME, HERE ARE A FEW HIGHLIGHTS THAT STEYN CITY CAN BOAST ABOUT… Eight years of careful planning ensured the end product was to the standards originally envisaged when we launched to market in March 2015 Phase 1 infrastructure cost over R6,5 billion!
Words Bianca Spinner
Steyn City is six times the size of Sandton City, four times the size of Monaco and two and a half times the size of Central Park in New York More than 50% of the development, i.e. more than a thousand acres will remain green belts and parklands, including a pedestrianised network of paths allowing for traffic-free navigation on foot Steyn City School is well under construction and opens its doors in January 2018, catering from Grade 000 to Grade 12. It features a pavilion, indoor aquatic centre, media centre and sports fields. A world-class equestrian centre and clubhouse.
There are world-class technology and security systems, all feeding off a world class Fibre-to-the-Home (FTTH) network that is light years ahead of standard copper cable offerings, and will create a ‘Smart City lifestyle’ across Steyn City. There are two bulk gas storage farms to provide a comprehensive piped gas service to the Steyn City precinct and all its owners! The use of modern, energy efficient lighting schemes using low energy LED lamps for street and landscape lighting. In excess of a million indigenous trees, shrubs and ground covers have been planted! Phase 1 of the City Centre will include 5000m2 of retail space, including convenience shops. A residential component consisting of approximately 740 apartments will feature eleven different configurations of one to three-bedroom units and penthouses. Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
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The Residence
THE RESIDENCE Houghton
THE RESIDENCE Houghton Estate Houghton
| FROM R5 350 000 | ADHS:6715
Feast your eyes on one of the most exquisite luxury developments, erecting in the most sought-after suburbs in Johannesburg, Houghton Estate. The Residence Houghton, carefully crafted, breeding precision for upmarket exclusive living whilst ensuring ample security in a lock up and go environment, encased in a region just minutes from all amenities. The Residence Houghton, offers open plan designs, accompanied by spacious lounges, living and dining areas, delivering an all-round luxurious volume feel. Combining expertise, technique and style in all its characteristics, The Residence Houghton features master-class finishes - incorporating seamless shadowline ceilings from your bulk-heads, sublime eat-in kitchens to you magnificent bathrooms. 12 duplex 3 or 4 bedroom units make their way to form this construction masterpiece, executing eye catching architecture and modern living, perfect for those looking for a functional and high standard accommodation within an affordable budget. Easy access to highways, amenities, Mosques and top schools, not to mention walking distance from Virgin Active Old Eds Gym. The Residence Houghton accurately illustrates extravagance, easy living and effortless maintenance and a one of a kind investment opportunity you do not want to miss with incredible value for money in an unbeatable location. DAN 079 505 0450
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Craigavon | Pine Avon Modern Encounters Elegance Our unique 3 & 4 bedroom clusters leave nothing left to desire. No compromise on space, exquisite finishes which include laminated flooring, solar geysers, gas hobs, led- strip lighting to mention but a few. 24-Hour security, beautifully manicured gardens & pre-laid fibre. Welcome home to our ultra modern estate, nestled in a quiet cul-de-sac and within walking distance to Crawford. This is what you have been waiting for. SHIRLEY 083 457 0989
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Market Expertise tailored for a custom fit.
Houghton Estate
| R19 750 000 | ADHS:6776
Looking for space, comfort and luxury together under one roof? Look no further! This dream apartment has just hit our books and is looking for its next tasteful owner. Located in one of the most prestigious areas in lifestyle living, Houghton Estate, together with one of its most formidable attributes of attraction, the Houghton Golf Course. This one of a kind gem allows for an elevator entry acting as the unit’s front door opening up into the most exquisite dining and living areas delivering an all-around airy volume with an international stylish feel. This unit really illustrates masterclass designs and finishes as well as a vision only fitting for the elite with a trained eye in lavish lifestyle living. Complementing this modern spacious unit are 4 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms (4 en-suit) together with a study making working from home a simplicity. All that is required is a buyer with the correct lifestyle choice and an eye for lavish living so call us to see your next home! DAN 079 505 0450
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When looking for the perfect home, who has a flair for all the details?
Sydenham East
Victory Park
3 bed | 3 bath | R3 100 000 | ADHS:6735
4 bed | 2.5 bath | R5 200 000 | ADHS:6579
This home offers an entrance hall, an elegant lounge, covered patio, braai area with an enchanted garden & pool. The large family room has a bar & wine cellar. Fitted kitchen and separate scullery. Study. 3 North facing spacious bedrooms. 3 Bathrooms (2 en-suite). 2 Bedroom cottage. 2 Garages & 3 carports.
A light & bright well maintained home. Large lounge with fireplace, dining room, TV room opening onto covered patio overlooking pool set in a lovely treed garden. Kitchen with granite tops & sep breakfast room, pantry and scullery. 4 Beds, study, 2.5 Baths (mes). A self contained garden cottage. SQ. Double garage, 4 carports.
ZAL 084 710 6462
ELANA 082 920 7682 | ROSE 083 601 8107
Savoy Estate
Rivonia
4 bed | 3 bath | R2 199 000 | ADHS:6234
3 bed | 2 bath | R2 650 000 | ADHS:6542
Position! Position! Position! Large family home in secure area! Entrance hall to Lounge & dining room. Stunning play room & office area. All receptions lead to covered patio & garden with fenced pool. New modern kitchen, 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms (MES). Double staff quarters, 1 garage & 2 carports.
The perfect home for kids and dogs. Perfect location, prime position in a secure, gated cul-de-sac. 751m2 Low maintenance garden with gazebo, pool and calming water features. Lounge, dining room, family room and study. Staff suite, double garage, 2 carports, excellent security.
GREGORY (SMS ONLY) 082 335 4167 | LORRAINE 082 690 6873
SUE 083 628 4499
Kensington
Rivonia
3 bed | 2 bath | R2 000 000 | ADHS:5667
3 bed | 2.5 bath | R2 990 000 | ADHS:6190
Neat family home with cottage and pool! Ideally positioned this large home has lots to offer. Lounge & dining room. 3 Bedrooms with built-in cupboards. 2 Bathrooms. The kitchen, separate scullery. Est. garden with a pool and covered entertaining area. A self contained garden cottage as well as a staff quarters.
516m2 Freehold cluster set in a quiet gated cul-de-sac. Renovated with quality finishes. Open-plan reception rooms and dining room flow onto a delightful covered patio and deck overlooking the tranquil garden. Chef’s kitchen, walk-in pantry. 3 Bedrooms (mes), 2.5 bathrooms. Outside bathroom and double garage.
ERIKA 082 929 0533
SUE 083 628 4499
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Great Homes make great memories, find yours?
Olivedale
Northriding
3 bed | 2 bath | R2 100 000 | ADHS:6378
3 bed | 2 bath | R1 450 000 | ADHS:6676
Face-brick home offers the ultimate lifestyle. This home truly has it all, with 3 spacious split level reception rooms & a fireplace. Formal dining & lounge. Modern kitchen with Caesar stone counter tops. A separate scullery leading out to the courtyard. A private garden with a pool and staff accommodation.
Live in a home you can love… features a dining room , living room, fireplace. Kitchen has a breakfast nook. 2 Beds. 2 Baths (full mes). Rooftop terrace with a built-in braai, the patio opens onto a wrap around garden. S/garage with a store room & access into the home through the study. Extra parking for approx. 4/5 Cars. Pet friendly. Privately situated. 24-Hour security.
TANIA 082 331 6948 | FRANCOIS DU TOIT 082 801 9559
TANIA 082 331 6948 | FRANCOIS DU TOIT 082 801 9559
Ferndale
Weltevredenpark
3 bed | 2 bath | R3 490 000 | ADHS:6758
3 bed | 2 bath | R1 590 000 | ADHS:6731
For the discerning home owner – undeniably prestigious! Main house: 3 bed main en suite, full bath, guest, study, bar, kitchen, well kept garden & fantastic security. Main cottage: 1 bed, bath, kitchen, lounge / dining. 2 Additional cottages: 1 room & bath perfect for additional income or air BNB.
Well designed space for modern family living. Paved garden entrance leads to the lounge & dining room & out to the pvt patio, pool, jungle gym & “Wendy” play house. Open-plan kitchen. Neat courtyard & laundry room. 3 Beds. 2 Baths with the main en-suite. Stand-alone staff room. Double carport.
CARINA 060 885 2779
LAUREN 072 218 3153
Constantia Kloof
Weltevredenpark
1 bed | 1 bath | R630 000 | ADHS:6561
2 bed | 2 bath | R819 000 | ADHS:6682
First time buyer, investor or down-scaling? This well-kept 1 bedroom apartment is ready for your move. Studio may be used as a 2nd bedroom. Full bathroom with bath & shower. Open-plan kitchen. Spacious lounge. Low maintenance little garden. Communal pool, braai area & clubhouse. Secure complex.
Sunny reception opens out to private covered patio & landscaped garden with irrigation system. Completely renovated granite kitchen. 2 Bed, 2 bath (1 en-suite). Upstairs to extra-large main bedroom with study nook, en-suite shower. Double carport. Complex offers ent. area & pool. Pets allowed.
SNOWY 072 200 7704
LAUREN 072 218 3153
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information TRANSPORT GAUTRAIN The Gautrain is a state-of-the-art rapid rail network in Gauteng. The rail connection comprises two links, namely a link between Pretoria and Johannesburg and a link between OR Tambo International Airport and Sandton. Apart from the three anchor stations on these two links, seven other stations will be linked by approximately 80 kilometres of rail along the route. 0800 428 87246 Or visit them at their head office: Office 204, 2nd Floor, The Firs, corner Cradock and Biermann Avenue,Rosebank, Johannesburg. www.gautrain.co.za
FOREIGN EXCHANGE American Express Foreign Exchange: 011 467 8136/7/9 Rosebank Branch: 011 880 8382 Sandton City Branch: 011 883 9026 / 9009 Fourways Mall Branch: 011 467 0294 Clearwater Mall Branch: 011 475 0294
TUK-TUKS Tuk-tuks are little vehicles usually used on the congested roads of Asia, however, South Africans are slowly becoming more familiar with these tiny vehicles, which are also known as rickshaws. These three-wheeled vehicles are predominantly used for short distances only, and are reasonably priced, which is why they are becoming more popular. Shesha Tuks: 0861 743 742 • 011 784 3970 www.sheshatuks.co.za • info@sheshatuks.co.za e-TukTuk: 082 695 0211 • 082 515 6593 www.etuktuk.co.za
BANKS Bidvest Bank: 011 390 1040 www.bidvestbank.co.za MasterCard: 0800 990 418 www.mastercard.com Visa: 0800 990 475 www.visa.com
UBER Get a ride in minutes with the Uber app. Whether you use it for your daily commute, late night drinks or an early morning flight, you can always count on Uber for a ride, without a reservation. Set up your account and the driver will find you. You’re also able to track your ride and use the app to pay – no cash needed. Safe, convenient and always on time. www.uber.com/en-ZA
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MOSQUES Fourways Al Kawthar Masjid Osprey Road, just off R511 William Nicol Drive Greenside Masjid-ur-Rahmah Corner of Ingalele and Barry Hertzog Roads Midrand Nizamiye Mosque
Corner of K101 and Le Roux Avenue 011 024 5857 Houghton Masjid-ul-Furqaan 52 Second Avenue • 082 670 0048 Parktown Parktown East Musallah 3 Princess Street • 082 940 3206 SYNAGOGUES Chabad of Melrose 25 Kernick Avenue, Melrose North 011 485 2719 Northcliff Shul Corner Pendoring Road and Mountainview Drive, Northcliff
REA VAYA The Rea Vaya is a bus system operating in Johannesburg. It is a City project aimed at providing better public transport, reducing congestion on public roads, improving the environment and creating jobs. The bus routes have been extended, therefore you can travel from Dobsonville, Orlando Stadium, all the way through to Eldorado Park. www.reavaya.org.za
CAR RENTAL EUROPCAR 0861 131 000 www.europcar.co.za
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Cabs for Women Suite 217 Dunkeld West Centre, 281 Jan Smuts Avenue, Dunkeld West 0861 777 778 bookings@cabsforwomen.co.za www.cabsforwomen.co.za Cab 4 U 073 037 9741 info@cab4u.co.za www.cab4u.co.za Professional Passenger Service 010 590 1120 www.enjoythejourney.co.za Sandton Taxi Cabs 011 039 4402 078 396 4115 bookings@sandtontaxicabs.co.za www.sandtontaxicabs.co.za
Tourist Services: 011 639 1600 • 011 375 5911 Weather Information: 082 162 OR Tambo International Airport: 011 921 6911 Flight Information: 068 727 7888 Computicket: 011 340 8000 Telkom Inquiries: 1023 Police: 10111 Ambulance: 10177 Fire: 1022 Disaster Management: 011 928 6454
011 678 3015 Oxford, Riviera Shul 20 North Avenue, Riviera 011 646 6020 Sandton, Morningside Shul Kopje Road, Morningside 011 883 4210 Victory Park Shul Leighton Road, Victory Park 011 782 9584
St Martin de Porres 35 Lancaster Avenue, Craighall Park 011 447 2857 Immaculate Conception 16 Keyes Avenue, Rosebank 011 788 5226 Our Lady of Cedars 118 Western Services Road, Woodmead Ext 19 011 804 1305/7
CHURCHES - CATHOLIC Church of the Resurrection Corner William Nicol Drive and Sloane Street, Bryanston • 011 706 1314 www.bryanstoncatholic.co.za
ANGLICAN St Michael Corner Mount Street and Bryanston Drive, Woodmead 011 706 6050
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What is it about ‘The Good Racist’ that has South African audiences captivated and wanting more? I think it’s the shortage of quality interaction on the topic of race. It’s such a sensitive issue that we have refused to leave our comfort zones and talk about it. We just argue over the idea. This show allows people to chew on it and reflect using the medium of comedy. Who offers more exciting material at the moment; Donald Trump or Jacob Zuma? I’m not sure ‘exciting’ is the right word… maybe ‘menacing’ would be better. We shouldn’t be laughing at them, we should be looking at ourselves. As crap as they are – they didn’t give themselves the job. What do you think about when you’re alone in your car? “Don’t fall asleep, don’t fall asleep!” And “mirror, mirror, blind spot.”
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Which comedian do you binge watch? I don’t watch much comedy. Real life is the best source of belly laughter! Hello Joburg • November 2017 • Hellojoburg.co.za
John Vlismas is a 44-year-old Absurdist Vegetarian (not Vegan), and for over 20 years, he has deftly walked the line between underground, alternative and mainstream comedy. His show ‘The Good Racist’, is on until 26 November at The Pieter Toerien Theatre, and you’d be a fool to miss it.
What would you do if you got paid a million dollars per gig? You mean other than take the money? I would sponsor a school for more specific questions. What were you like in high school? Careless and uninspired. Who inspired you growing up? Pieter Dirk Uys. If you have 1000 unread emails and can only answer 100 of them, how would you choose which ones to answer? Paste the mails to the side of a ship in a drydock, sharpen the head of a local DA councilor, throw the councilor at the side of the ship, and whichever mails get pegged – count three down and answer the first hundred starting with “Dear.” Beach holiday or snowboarding? I’d go snowboarding first, because we don’t know how long snow will be a thing. Joburg will probably be beachfront in the future. Thanks, Donald.
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