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Racy postings
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Only conceivable way to ruin a photo of a panda is conceived
Only conceivable way to ruin an Internet cat video is conceived
The subject looks out from behind bars, with newspapers arranged in front of him to prove what day it is. This “proof of life” photo is not a scene from a kidnapping but an effort by the Taipei Zoo to debunk rumors that a panda had died. Photos released by the zoo this week show Tuan Tuan looking at the papers from his enclosure. China’s Global Times newspaper had reported that the panda died of canine distemper. (AP)
A Texas school district says no one will face punishment after video surfaced of high school students using a cat’s intestines as a jump rope during a lesson. The North East Independent School District said the incident happened earlier this month during an anatomy class at Winston Churchill High School. The district said the teacher felt the lesson was “effective” for demonstrating how long and tough intestines are. (AP)
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EAT-IN ONLY: Pizza makers create a 2-kilometer-long margherita pizza by the waterfront in Naples, Italy, on Wednesday. The feat, an attempt to break the world record for the longest pizza, requires 100 chefs and five special ovens that will roll over the pizza to bake it, according to NPR.
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Besides making a lot of noise and clumsily flying into windshields, cicadas are relatively harmless.
The cicadas are coming The 17-year cicadas are coming again, millions of them, with their unnerving red eyes and loud mating songs. For those who have an aversion to the flying bugs, the next six weeks or so will be like a horror movie in Ohio and West Virginia and parts of Pennsylvania, Virginia and Maryland. (AP)
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Tasty treats?
There are 15 groups — or broods — of cicadas that are on life cycles of either 13 or 17 years. They appear mostly in the eastern and central U.S. This particular brood, which hasn’t appeared since 1999, will be seen in the eastern half of Ohio, the northern two-thirds of West Virginia, the southwestern corner of Pennsylvania, and sections of western Virginia and Maryland.
When the soil warms up enough, cicadas emerge from the ground, where they’ve been sucking moisture from tree roots for the past 17 years. They’ll shed their exoskeletons, attach themselves to branches, mate and lay eggs before dying off in about six weeks. The hatched nymphs then will drop off the trees and burrow underground to live for another 17 years.
Amorous males attract mates by rapidly vibrating drumlike tymbals on the sides of their abdomen to produce sound. When millions of them are doing it at once, the din is deafening. Gene Kritsky, a cicada expert at Cincinnati’s College of Mount St. Joseph, and other researchers who have measured the decibel level say it can be louder than a rock concert.
The bugs make for tasty treats for dogs and cats, “like Hershey’s Kisses falling from the sky,” as Kritsky says. Eating them won’t hurt pets, unless they consume too many. Full of protein, gluten-free, low-fat and low-carb, cicadas were used as food by American Indians and are still eaten by humans in many countries, including China, where they are served deep-fried.
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U.S. returns rare 1493 note by Columbus The U.S. has returned to Italy a letter written by Christopher Columbus in 1493, announcing his discovery of the New World, that was stolen from a Florence library and unwittingly acquired by the Library of Congress. The eight-page letter describes the timid natives who Columbus believed were ripe for conquest by Spain. Most likely stolen from the Riccardiana library in the 1950s and replaced with a forgery, the letter was bequeathed to the Library of Congress in 2004 by the estate of its last owner, officials said. (AP)
A Virginia woman’s obituary says she chose death over voting in the upcoming election. Published by the Richmond Times-Dispatch, the obituary read, “Faced with the prospect of voting for either Noland Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God.” Her husband, Jim Noland, said she died at 68 on Sunday following a battle with lung cancer. He says one of her sons wrote the obituary’s opening line as joke and as a way to carry on her sense of humor. (AP)
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Va. official’s lewd posts prompt investigation FAIRFAX COUNTY Fairfax County officials, the fire chief and the leader of the local firefighters’ union vowed Wednesday to get to the bottom of a series of incidents involving possible sexual and racial harassment of firefighters from within the department. The Board of Supervisors Tuesday took the unusual step of pledging to hire an outside consultant to assess the working environment in the agency, days after the official in charge of professional standards was put on leave in response to complaints about lewd
images and language posted on his private Facebook page. That official, Guy Morgan, said in a brief telephone interview that he is prohibited from discussing the situation because he is under internal investigation. The posts on his Facebook page were first reported by WUSATV, which showed screen shots of photos of scantily clad women, some posing in front of a fire truck. The television report said some of the photos on Morgan’s page were “so inappropriate we couldn’t show them on TV.” The posts appeared to have been
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taken down by Wednesday. Fire chief Richard Bowers said he will not stand for harassment or bullying in the department, adding that he has no indication that any problems extend beyond “some bad apples” in the nearly 2,000-employee department. The outside examination of the department follows the April suicide of Fairfax firefighter Nicole Mittendorff. After her death, the department launched an investigation into lewd, degrading comments allegedly written about her online by her co-workers.
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$10K offered for stolen puppy in D.C.
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MORGANZA, MD. | A casket with the partial remains of Albert Eugene Hayden is carried Wednesday outside St. Joseph Catholic Church. Hayden died on board the USS Oklahoma during the attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941. Last year, the Defense Department launched a renewed effort to identify the hundreds of dead soldiers from the ship.
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Michael and Mary Kathryn Steel last saw their 4-month-old Boston terrier puppy Monday, before it was taken from their burglarized vehicle near Ninth and K streets NW. The couple are “wild with grief,” so they are offering $10,000 for Maggie’s return and advertising the reward on fliers they have posted across D.C. “We want to get our dog back, and we wanted it to be an amount that would get people’s attention and make it a substantial incentive,” said Michael Steel. Police are investigating, but the Steels are also working to recover their “dog baby.” They set up an email account for tips, printed 100 fliers and made the reward higher than the possible resale value of the dog. Boston terriers are a popular breed, and puppies can sell for up to $1,500 each. (TWP)
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The number of precincts Maryland election officials are focusing on of Baltimore’s 296 in an examination of irregularities in April’s primary. The Baltimore Sun reports that the state is looking at why the number of votes is higher than the number of people who checked in at the polls in those locations. (AP)
Va.’s lagging revenues could delay raises for state employees and college faculty
A Maryland man pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter Wednesday for the drunken driving death last December of Montgomery County Police Officer Noah Leotta, a tragedy that spurred a new state law to curb drinking and driving. Luis Reluzco, 47, of Olney demonstrated little emotion during a court hearing in Rockville. He faces a term of up to 10 years at a future sentencing date. Because vehicular manslaughter is considered a “nonviolent” offense under Maryland sentencing rules, Reluzco would be eligible for parole after completing 25 percent of his term. (THE WASHINGTON POST) VIRGINIA
Psychic admits stealing money to lift ‘curses’ A fortune-teller in Virginia has pleaded guilty to committing mail fraud and stealing more than $1 million from her former clients in exchange for “lifting their curse.” The Department of Justice said in a news release that 42-year-old self-proclaimed psychic Sandra S. Marks pleaded guilty Tuesday in Charlottesville federal court to one count of mail fraud and one count of money laundering. She faces up to 20 years in prison on each count. (AP) THE DISTRICT
Police: Man resists arrest after sipping cognac A man drinking from an open container of Courvoisier cognac was arrested in the Dupont Circle Metro station Wednesday after threatening an officer who asked him to dispose of it, Metro said. When the man resisted arrest, the officer deployed pepper spray to subdue him, Metro spokeswoman Morgan Dye said. Two others were exposed to the chemical and may have been transported to area hospitals for treatment, Dye said. Dye said the man was drinking the cognac in the station “like a glass at home.” (AP)
Man dies Tuesday after being hit when SUV rammed Fairfax diner May 4
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local BALTIMORE Officer Edward M. Nero declined to speak in his own defense Wednesday, ending five days of testimony over whether his actions during last year’s arrest of Freddie Gray were criminal. “I wish to remain silent,” Nero told the court. Prosecutors allege that Nero committed assault in what they contend was an illegal arrest of Gray, and reckless endangerment by then failing to seat-belt the young man into a police van. Gray, 25, suffered a fatal neck injury in the van and died a week later.
Defense attorneys contend Nero acted appropriately, and never touched Gray when he was initially detained April 12, 2015. Judge Barry Williams said he would issue a verdict in the case Monday, following closing arguments today. Nero, one of six officers charged in Gray’s arrest or death, opted for a bench trial rather than face a jury. His case will be the first to be decided in court. Gray died April 19 of last year, a week after his neck was broken while he was handcuffed and shackled in the back of the van.
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The department’s policy is that detainees should be buckled in the van. Officer Zachary Novak, who was on the scene when Gray was arrested, testified Wednesday that Gray was agitated, screaming and kicking inside the police transport van. Capt. Justin Reynolds testified that there would have been no possible way to buckle Gray in if an officer was trying to prevent himself from being assaulted. The first trial for an officer ended in a hung jury. (THE WASHINGTONPOST/AP)
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The amount of rain, in inches, expected Saturday inside the Beltway. A moisture-laden storm system developing along the Gulf Coast is expected to turn up the southeast coast Saturday, unloading significant rainfall on the mid-Atlantic. Rain is expected to begin between midnight and 5 a.m. and taper out around 8 p.m. (THE WASHINGTON POST)
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nation+world Teen is first victim from 2014 Boko Haram mass kidnap to be recovered LAGOS, NIGERIA One of the teenagers kidnapped by Boko Haram extremists over two years ago from a boarding school in northeastern Nigeria has been found with a baby and was reunited with her mother, a doctor said Wednesday — the first of the Chibok girls to be recovered since the mass abduction. The 19-year-old woman, described by an uncle as traumatized by her experience, was found wandering with her baby on Tuesday on the fringes of the remote Sambisa Forest, which is located near Nigeria’s border
with Cameroon. The news gave hope to the families of the 218 girls who are still missing and may provide information as to their whereabouts. But the young woman told her mother that some of the Chibok girls have died in captivity and the others still are being held, according to her family’s doctor, Idriss Danladi, who spoke to The Associated Press after talking with the mother. On April 14, 2014, Boko Haram stormed and firebombed the Government Girls Secondary School in Chibok and seized 276 girls preparing for science exams. Dozens managed to escape in the first hours, but 219 remained captive. The young woman is the first of those captives to be found since
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In 2014, hundreds of girls, shown here in a Boko Haram video, were seized at a school in Nigeria.
the kidnapping, which attracted worldwide attention and put a spotlight on the violence of Nigeria’s homegrown Islamic extremists.
There were conflicting accounts about how the young woman was found. Danladi said the young woman, who was 17 when abducted, was found by hunters and taken with her baby to her home village of Mbalala, near Chibok, to be reunited with her mother. Her father died while she was in captivity, said her uncle, Yakubu Nkeki. All three were then brought to a military camp and arrived under military escort Wednesday night in Maiduguri, the biggest city in the northeast. But Nigeria’s military said it had rescued the young woman and her baby, along with a Boko Haram suspect who claimed to be her husband. MICHELLE FAUL AND
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The amount of money (56.8 million Swiss francs) the “Oppenheimer Blue” diamond sold for Wednesday, surpassing the previous record of $48.5 million for the 12.03-carat “Blue Moon” diamond. The 14.62-carat stone, the largest Vivid Blue diamond ever put up for auction, beat pre-sale estimates of 38 million to 45 million Swiss francs. (AP)
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ELANGAPITIYA VILLAGE, SRI LANKA | Survivors walk through mud after a landslide hit Elangapitiya village in Sri Lanka on Wednesday. Soldiers and police used sticks and bare hands to dig through enormous piles of mud and debris unleashed by several days of heavy rain across the island nation. By Wednesday evening, rescuers had pulled 17 bodies from the mud. The Sri Lankan Red Cross said at least 220 families remained unaccounted for.
NAACP files class-action suit against Michigan officials over Flint’s tainted water crisis
The moral of “Finding Nemo” seems pretty straightforward: Leave fish in the ocean, where they belong. In the movie, the father of a young clownfish treks across the Pacific looking for his son, who has been fished out of the deep blue and dumped into an aquarium in a dentist’s office. The movie ends with Nemo finding his way out of the glass prison and back to his home. And with the movie’s success, sales of clownfish, often taken from the ocean, rose by 40 percent, Hakai magazine reports. According to the Saving Nemo Conservation Fund, which was founded by Karen Burke da Silva, more than 1 million clownfish are taken from reefs for home aquariums each year. Da Silva, an associate professor in biodiversity and conservation at Flinders University in Australia, said that more than 400,000 are shipped into the U.S. In fact, clownfish are close to being endangered due to overfishing and rising ocean temperatures. On June 17, “Finding Dory,” “Finding Nemo’s” sequel, is set to hit theaters. This time, the story centers around a blue tang named Dory, leaving scientists worried the “Finding Nemo” effect will recur with the blue tang, which are much more difficult to breed. Unlike clownfish, blue tang are not close to endangered, da Silva said. But she worries that a rise in their popularity could be a step down that path. TRAVIS M. ANDREWS
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Two powerful earthquakes jolted Ecuador on Wednesday, causing one death and injuring dozens. Neither appeared to have caused serious damage but the government decided to cancel school nationwide as a precaution. In Guayaquil, office workers fled into the streets after the second quake. Both appeared to be aftershocks of a magnitude 7.8 quake a month earlier, which killed 661 people. It has been followed by hundreds of aftershocks, at least five of them of magnitude 6.0 or higher. Wednesday’s initial shake was a magnitude-6.7 quake that struck before 3 a.m. That was followed by a 6.8 tremor around midday. (AP)
An estimated 150,000 rail passengers had to endure crowded, slow commutes Wednesday, a day after a fire damaged elevated train tracks in New York City. The Tuesday night fire at a garden center underneath Metro-North tracks in Manhattan’s East Harlem section, north of Grand Central Terminal, halted train service for hours. Fire marshals said Wednesday that the blaze had been ruled an accident and was caused by fuel that was spilled on a hot generator as it was being refilled. On Wednesday, the railroad used an abbreviated schedule and said it would continue to do so “until further notice.” (AP)
A 19-year-old Israeli woman has spent more than three months in military prison in what supporters say is the longest sentence ever handed down to a female conscientious objector. Tair Kaminer is refusing to perform compulsory military service because of her opposition to Israel’s nearly 50-year military occupation of Palestinian lands. Although she is not the first conscientious objector, her lengthy jail term — coupled with a newspaper column she writes — are drawing additional attention to her case. In Israel, military service is mandatory for most Jews, with women required to serve for two years and men for three. (AP)
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Obama overhauls overtime Millions more workers will be eligible for higher pay under new rules
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U.S. sees signs of snooping on campaigns
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BUSINESS The Obama administration unveiled a new rule Wednesday that makes millions of middle-income workers eligible for overtime pay, a move that delivers a longsought victory for labor groups. The regulations, which were last updated more than a decade ago, would let full-time salaried employees earn overtime if they make up to $47,476 a year, more than double the current threshold of $23,660 a year. The Labor Department estimates that the rule would boost the pay of 4.2 million additional workers. The change is scheduled to take effect Dec. 1. The move caps a long-running effort by the Obama administration to aid low- and middle-income workers whose paychecks have not budged much in the last few decades, even as the top earners in America have seen their compensation soar. The last update to the rules came in 2004, and Wednesday’s announcement is the third update to the salary threshold for overtime regulations in 40 years. “Along with health care reform, this is one of the most important measures that the Obama administration has implemented to help middle-wage workers,” said Jared Bernstein, a former chief economist for Vice President Biden and a senior fellow at the Center on Budget and
The new rule, which will make more than 4 million U.S. workers eligible for overtime pay, is scheduled to take effect Dec. 1.
Policy Priorities. About 35 percent of full-time salaried employees will be eligible for time and a half when they work extra hours under the new rule, up significantly from the 7 percent who qualify under the current threshold, according to the Labor Department. The shift was swiftly criticized by small business owners, nonprofit groups and universities that say they may have to switch some salaried workers to hourly positions to afford the new threshold. And instead of seeing bigger paychecks, some salaried workers may be assigned fewer hours, they said. “For many of these types of employees, they’re going to be viewing it as a demotion,” said
Will this affect you? Starting Dec. 1, if you are a full-time salaried employee making less than $47,476, you will have to be paid overtime — 1½ times regular wages for any work done beyond 40 hours a week. The rule now applies to workers making less than $23,660. Colleges might have to boost pay for teaching and research assistants, many of whom work long hours for low pay. Farmworkers, home health care providers, construction workers, fast-food managers and hotel workers may also benefit. (AP)
David French, senior vice president of government relations for the National Retail Federation. “They’re going to have to clock in
and clock out. They’re no longer going to have flexibility at work.” Business groups argue that the rule will raise compliance costs and paperwork because companies will have to track workers’ hours more meticulously. But some labor groups and unions said the change was long overdue. Many people putting in 50 to 60 hours a week without overtime are actually earning less than the minimum wage when all of their hours are taken into account, they said. “This, in essence, is a minimum wage increase for the middle class,” Judy Conti, federal advocacy coordinator for the National Employment Law Project, an advocacy group, said. (THE WASHINGTON POST/AP)
FACIAL RECOGNITION
The accuracy with which FindFace, a new Russian facial recognition app, can identify random people in a crowd. FindFace marries a powerful facial-recognition algorithm with VK, the “Russian Facebook,” which has some 200 million accounts. The individuals being identified must have a VK (previously known as VKontakte) account, as FindFace is not currently compatible with Facebook. The app’s developers say their software could be used to fight crime — or, just as easily, to learn the identity of attractive strangers. BEN GUARINO (THE WASHINGTON POST) Study: East Antarctic glacier close to “tipping point” from climate change could raise sea levels by almost 10 feet
NATIONAL SECURITY The United States sees evidence of hackers, possibly working for foreign governments, snooping on the presidential candidates, the nation’s intelligence chief said Wednesday. Government officials are assisting the campaigns to tighten security as the race for the White House intensifies. The activity follows the pattern set in the last two presidential elections. Hacking was rampant in 2008, according to U.S. intelligence officials, and both President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were targets of Chinese cyberattacks four years later. Nevertheless, experts say Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton’s campaign networks aren’t secure enough to eliminate the risk. Some threats are publicly known. The international group of activists and hackers known as Anonymous, for instance, has declared cyberwar on Trump, urging supporters to take down his website and expose private information. John Dickson, of secure software developer Denim Group, and other experts said they weren’t privy to any hacking incidents so far. But as the political conventions and general election near, they worry about a well-timed, sophisticated attack by a government to help a candidate. “Think of the Chinese. Think of the Iranians. They have the intelligence capabilities, obviously, and maybe even the desire to disrupt elections,” Dickson said. (AP)
Pentagon: Russia still firmly entrenched throughout Syria
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Trump unveils 11 SCOTUS picks $6.5M The presumptive GOP nominee’s shortlist is filled with conservatives
POLITICS Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, released Wednesday a list of 11 potential Supreme Court justices he plans to vet to fill the seat of late Justice Antonin Scalia if he’s elected to the White House. The list of conservative federal and state judges includes Steven Colloton of Iowa, Allison Eid of Colorado and Raymond Gruender of Missouri. Also on the list are: Thomas Hardiman of Pennsylvania,
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Bezos fires back at Trump Amazon.com founder and Washington Post (and Express) owner Jeffrey P. Bezos fired back at presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump, saying Wednesday at a Post-sponsored technology conference in D.C. that Trump’s criticism of Bezos’ ownership of the newspaper and the threats issued against Amazon are “not an appropriate way for a presidential candidate to behave.” Bezos was responding to Trump’s unsubstantiated comments last week that Bezos was using The Post to protect himself from higher taxes. (TWP) CALIFORNIA
Raymond Kethledge of Michigan, Joan Larsen of Michigan, Thomas Lee of Utah, William Pryor of Alabama, David Stras of Minnesota, Diane Sykes of Wisconsin and Don Willett of Texas. Trump had previously named Pryor and Sykes as examples of the kind of justice he would choose. The announcement comes as Trump is working to bring together a fractured party and earn the trust of still-skeptical establishment Republicans who question his electability in the general election, as well as conservatives in his party still wary of his commitment to their cause. Trump said the list “is representative of the kind of constitutional
DISCOVERY
New dinosaur: Call me ‘Judith’
LINDA MCCONNELL (AP)
CLINTON’S INCOME
Colo. Supreme Court Justice Allison Eid is one of three women on Donald Trump’s list of court picks.
principles I value” and said that he would use it as “a guide” to nominate the next justices. His campaign stressed the list was compiled “based on constitutional principles, with input from highly respected conservatives and Republican Party leadership.” Apart from Sykes, who is 58, the others all are younger than 55. David Stras is just 41. The eight men and three women on the list are all white. Trump’s list omits two of the biggest stars in the conservative legal world, Judge Brett Kavanaugh of the federal appeals court in Washington, and ex-Bush administration Solicitor General Paul Clement. JILL COLVIN AND MARK SHERMAN (AP)
The amount Hillary Clinton earned in 2015 from book royalties and paid speeches. A financial disclosure form released Tuesday night showed that Clinton made about $5 million from her most recent book, “Hard Choices,” and roughly $1.5 million from speeches, which were all given before she declared her run for president. Donald Trump also filed the disclosure form, as required by law, but he did not make it public. (TWP)
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Water suppliers back plan to manage conservation Officials with water districts throughout drought-stricken California said Wednesday they support a proposed move to put the local agencies in control of conservation after a wet winter eased conditions. If the change is made, some districts might set strict conservation goals, while others could lift conservation mandates altogether. (AP)
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Washington leadoff hitter Ben Revere went 5-for-45 after returning May 6 from an injury sustained on opening day.
THREE POINTERS
ALEX BRANDON (AP)
Projecting the top 3
Slump starts at the top Nationals’ mediocre offense hasn’t gotten much from its Nos. 1 and 2 hitters NATIONALS Washington’s offense has been up and down in the first seven weeks of the season, an issue highlighted by the Nationals scoring only two runs in three consecutive losses entering Wednesday night’s game at the Mets. Several players are underperforming, among them Jayson Werth, Ben Revere, Anthony Rendon, Ryan Zimmerman and Danny Espinosa. One part of the lineup that is causing particular problems: the top. Leadoff hitter Revere returned from an oblique strain May 6 and was 5-for-45 through Tuesday. His month away hurt his rhythm; he was swinging well entering the season.
Michael A. Taylor, who filled in during Revere’s absence, also struggled, hitting .193 after an excellent spring training. Of the 30 major league teams, Nationals leadoff hitters had the lowest average (.172) and on-base percentage (.219) in their first 39 games. But the issue isn’t simply the top spot: Rendon, dropped from second to sixth in the order Tuesday, has also struggled. A career .270 hitter, he was batting .229. He was replaced in the No. 2 hole by Werth, who was batting only .210 with an on-base percentage of .265. All of this means that players such as Bryce Harper and Daniel Murphy — both hitting well — don’t get many chances to
Colon in court fight Right-hander Bartolo Colon, who started against the Nationals on Wednesday, was in court in New York on Monday to defend himself against civil charges that he failed to support two children he fathered outside of his marriage, the New York Post said. His involvement was revealed after he served as his own lawyer in a hearing. (TWP)
drive in runs. Through Tuesday, Harper had 43 at-bats with runners on base this season which was tied for 182nd in baseball. Murphy had 55 such at-bats because he hit fifth and now cleanup behind Harper, who had a major league-leading .444
on-base percentage. All of this ineffective hitting (aside from Harper and Murphy) left the Nationals ninth in the 15team National League in runs. Tuesday night, in a 2-0 loss to the Mets, the Nationals struck out 10 times in seven innings against ace Noah Syndergaard. The Nationals scored just two runs in the two previous losses to the Marlins. The Nationals feel some urgency because the NL East has been more competitive than expected with four of five teams above .500. After wrapping up their series at the Mets tonight, the road trip continues with a three-game series in Miami. JAMES WAGNER (THE WASHINGTON POST)
With the lottery done, here is who might be taken 1-2-3 in the NBA draft at 8 p.m. June 23 in Brooklyn. (The Nets would have picked third but had sent the pick to the Celtics.) (EXPRESS/ THE WASHINGTON POST)
3 Boston Celtics Dragan Bender, C, Croatia
A 7-footer, he inevitably draws comparisons to Knicks star Kristaps Porzingis. Bender could be a great fit for a team lacking elite big men.
2 Los Angeles Lakers Brandon Ingram, F, Duke
A versatile scorer who also plays D, he won’t even be 19 until Sept. 2. At 6-10 and 200 pounds, he needs to fill out — but so did Kevin Durant.
1 Philadelphia 76ers Ben Simmons, F, LSU
The Sixers can’t pass up his Magic Johnson-like versatility, but his shooting won’t space the floor for Jahlil Okafor and Nerlens Noel.
ORIOLES
Machado far more than a fill-in at short
When J.J. Hardy broke his left foot May 1, manager Buck Showalter decided to move third baseman Manny Machado to shorstop until Hardy returns in mid- to late June. Machado, not surprisingly, has been a natural; he was drafted out of high school as a shorstop third overall in 2010. In his first 16 games at short, he had one error and was hitting .298. “He could be the best shortstop in the league,” one veteran scout said. (THE WASHINGTON POST)
Jordan Spieth leads field today for AT&T Byron Nelson, where he made his PGA Tour debut at 16
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Nyquist (3-5) gets nice post Preakness field
Kentucky Derby winner will start Preakness from the No. 3 hole
1. Cherry Wine 2. Uncle Lino 3. Nyquist 4. Awesome Speed 5. Exaggerator 6. Lani 7. Collected 8. Laoban 9. Abiding Star 10. Fellowship 11. Stradivari
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HORSE RACING Doug O’Neill couldn’t have done any better if he had picked Nyquist’s post position himself. After Kentucky Derby winner Nyquist landed the No. 3 post for the Preakness in a blind draw Wednesday, O’Neill looked like a man with a winning lottery ticket. “The 3 is exactly what I wanted,” O’Neill said. “We’re very optimistic that we’re going to break good and get into position.” Unbeaten in eight races, Nyquist was made the overwhelming 3-5 favorite among 11 horses in Saturday’s race (6:30 p.m., NBC). His selection as the best horse in the field was more than justified, said Hall of Fame trainer Bob Baffert, who will saddle new contender Collected. “I’d probably be surprised if he didn’t win,” Baffert said of Nyquist. “He’s going to be tough to beat.” Starting from the 13th post position in the Derby, Nyquist won the 20-horse race with Exaggerator second. Nyquist can expect far less
POST POSITION/HORSE
Nyquist, ridden by Mario Gutierrez, is the overwhelming early favorite for the second leg of the Triple Crown at 6:30 p.m. Saturday at Pimlico.
traffic against a smaller field at the Preakness, which covers 1 3/16th miles at Pimlico Race Course. “He’s a very mature horse that has speed away from the gate,” O’Neill said. “And he doesn’t like to lose.” O’Neill enters the Preakness seeking to keep alive his hopes
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IOC leader avoids question on potential ban of Russia
Indian-American to host telecast of spelling bee
The latest allegations of statesponsored doping in Russia could lead to suspension of entire national federations and lifetime Olympic bans, IOC President Thomas Bach said Wednesday. He wouldn’t say if the IOC would consider banning Russia entirely from the 2016 Olympics. He said results of retests of doping samples from the 2008 and 2012 Games will be known in time to bar drug cheats this summer. (AP)
The Scripps National Spelling Bee next week will have a new host for its ESPN telecast: “SportsCenter” anchor Kevin Negandhi. He will be the first Indian-American to host the bee telecast. The bee has produced Indian-American champions for eight consecutive years and 13 of the past 17. The finals will be televised at 10 a.m. next Thursday on ESPN2 with the finals at 8 p.m. on ESPN. (AP)
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of winning the Triple Crown. A year ago, American Pharoah became the 12th Triple Crown winner and the first since Affirmed in 1978. Exaggerator has the best odds behind Nyquist at 3-1. The horse, trained by Keith Desormeaux, drew the fifth post position. “Being that Nyquist is speed
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oriented, he’ll probably get pressed from the outside,” Desormeaux said. “It may make him go a little faster. That could be tactically advantageous for us.” Exaggerator has finished behind Nyquist four times. “We respect what he’s done,” Desormeaux said, “but we’re hopeful of turning the tables.’ Stradavari, at 8-1, was the third choice, as selected by Pimlico handicapper Keith Feustle. The field also includes Lani, a Japanese-bred horse who finished ninth in the Derby, and eight runners who didn’t compete at Churchill Downs. The early forecast calls for some rain. DAVID GINSBURG (AP)
9-0 CAVALIERS IN PLAYOFFS
The Cavaliers’ record this postseason, including Tuesday’s 115-84 defeat of the Raptors in Game 1. Only three NBA teams have had better playoff starts: The 2012 Spurs went 10-0 and the 1989 and 2001 Lakers went 11-0. Of those clubs, only the ’01 Lakers won rings. Game 2 of Cavs vs. Raptors is 8:30 tonight on ESPN. (AP)
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Stone sweating (and hoping) to be lottery pick Former Maryland center Diamond Stone was one of several prospects invited to Tuesday’s NBA draft lottery at Barclay’s Center in Brooklyn. Where he will find himself in next month’s draft is another matter. Stone, 19, said he hasn’t let himself fall in love with any team or dwell on the uncertainty of his draft stock. He has bided his time at IMG Academy in Bradenton, Fla., using aroundthe-clock workouts to prepare his body (he is 6-11, 260) and refine his skills for the next phase of his young career. He elected to sit out the two scrimmages at the recent scouting combine in Chicago. He had the second-highest body-fat percentage (12.5) at the camp but tied for third-longest standing reach (just over 9 feet). Stone is still hoping to break into the lottery. He will return to IMG to resume his training, which he said is more intense than anything he did at Maryland. He has been working to show that he can be in great condition — and shoot better than expected. “I can shoot the 3. I couldn’t really show it at Maryland just due to the fact that I played my role,” Stone said. “My body has changed. I’m 260 right now, but the muscle is starting to build, and I’m feeling great about myself.”ROMAN STUBBS AND RICK MAESE
Yankees’ Hal Steinbrenner cites Mark Teixeira, Chase Headley, Michael Pineda and Luis Severino for slow start
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ass A quick p s t’ a h w at going on
What’s so great about biking in D.C. anyway?
D.C. cyclists enjoy their own bike lanes along Pennsylvania Avenue NW.
BIKING: IT’S FASTER THAN WALKING, cheaper than a car and we don’t have enough space to go into how
it beats Metro. Just look outside at everyone zipping by and you’ll see how many people agree that biking is the way to go. For our first bike-themed Weekend Pass issue, we asked locals what they love
“I can get across town faster than all other forms of transportation. I can have brunch in Brookland and then get to 14th Street faster than driving or taking the Metro.”
“You can take a 15-minute detour through Rock Creek Park and be surrounded by trees. You’d never believe you were in a major metropolitan area.”
“We have a wide variety of terrain, and an amazing infrastructure has been built out. Look at the bike lanes downtown and the protected bike lanes past and future.”
LOREN COPSEY, founder of The Daily Rider, a bike shop on H Street NE
ALEXANDRA ALDERMAN, Cleveland Park resident and avid biker
BRUCE DEMING, bike injury attorney and founder of thebikelawyer.com
ASTRID RIECKEN (FOR THE WASHINGTON POST)
about biking in D.C. Read the whole section for more about cycling in the city. HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS)
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FESTIVALS Washington artist Kelly Towles is hoping you’ll come out this month to watch paint dry. Towles is heading up Pow! Wow! DC, an art series that’s turning the buildings of NoMa into canvases and letting 19 local and international artists loose. It’s the first East Coast iteration of the Hawaii-based art movement Pow! Wow!, which curates mural festivals around the world. “Most people don’t see the process, the creation,” Towles says. “There’s usually a before and an after. Seeing someone doing the painstaking work, you realize, ‘Wow, that’s a really big wall.
This fall, Sia will emerge from her wig-shaped cocoon for her first tour in five years. Rising R&B star Miguel and electro-pop duo AlunaGeorge open the show. GET TICKETS: Friday at 10 a.m. through Ticketmaster.
Sturgill Simpson Constitution Hall, Oct. 11, $38.
The Nashville troubadour pushed the envelope on last month’s “A Sailor’s Guide to Earth,” adding soulful horns and dramatic orchestration to his psychedelic, outlaw country sound. GET TICKETS: Friday at 10 a.m. via Ticketmaster. (EXPRESS)
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Wow, that’s just one person.’ ” From Friday through May 30, visitors can join a walking tour to see the artists — including locals Cory Oberndorfer and Matt Corrado — in action. The buildings, most of which are separated by just a block, include the old Ibiza and Crucible nightclubs, the wall alongside the Metropolitan Branch Trail, and Union Arts. “I just need all the walls to stop getting rained on and we’ll be really good,” Towles says. LORI MCCUE (EXPRESS)
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Ride a bike just how you like The first DC Bike Ride offers cyclists 17 miles of car-free roadways BIKES On Sunday, a few thousand cyclists will take to the District’s streets without fear of being sideswiped by cars, slowed by roaming pedestrians or — bless the cycling gods — thrown to the pavement by an abruptly opened car door. Seventeen miles of roadway will be closed to cars and pedestrians as part of the inaugural DC Bike Ride, in which an expected 8,000 registered cyclists — from Lycra-wearing road warriors to couples on tandem bikes and parents towing trailers — will take a leisurely, noncompetitive ride along the Mall
and Potomac River. The Finish Festival, featuring music from DJ and Roots drummer Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson, as well as D.C.-based ’90s cover band White Ford Bronco, will be open to the public and mark the finish line along Constitution Avenue between Pennsylvania Avenue and Third Street NW. “The number of walking and running events in our area is extraordinary, but there were zero mass-participation, closed-road bike events,” says organizer Greg Bibb, who heads Arlington-based Capital Sports Ventures. Starting from Pennsylvania Avenue and Third Street NW, cyclists will cross the Mall and head west to Georgetown before looping back to take the 14th Street Bridge over the river to Arlington and then back toward
the Capitol. (HOV lanes on I-395 will be shut down for part of the day.) A similar event called Bike DC was held from the late 1990s until its cancellation three years ago, when its organizers failed to negotiate the mess of red tape necessary to close roads overseen by the National Park Service, Capitol Police, Arlington and the District. As with that event, a portion of the proceeds from DC Bike Ride will benefit the Washington Area Bicyclist Association. The group will use the money to work on the Vision Zero initiative, which aims to eliminate traffic fatalities in the District by 2024. Online registration ended Wednesday. If spots remain available, in-person registration ($60) will take place during
“The No. 1 reason we hear people don’t bike is they don’t feel safe. … This takes away that big barrier.” GREG BILLING, executive director of the Washington Area Bicyclist Association, on the DC Bike Ride
The rollout plan DC Bike Ride runs from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sunday. Go to dcbikeride. com for the course map and schedule. The Finish Festival, along Constitution Avenue between Pennsylvania Avenue and Third Street NW, goes from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. and is free and open to the public.
packet pickup from 3 to 7 p.m. Friday and 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday at NoMa Junction at Storey Park (1005 First St. NE). Greg Billing, WABA’s executive director, hopes the ride will encourage more people to get out and bike. He’ll be on his usual commuter bike, a LeMond Poprad, but expects to see mountain bikes, cargo bikes and a few rentals as well. “The No. 1 reason we hear people don’t bike is they don’t feel safe,” he says. “That’s sometimes too much of a barrier to overcome, and this takes away that big barrier.” On a car-free road, he adds, “there’s a sense of low to no stress — just the wind in your face and a smile — that you don’t get on any other day.” HARRISON SMITH (THE WASHINGTON POST)
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Really, wheely interesting Take an edifying spin past bike stuff of yore at American History
give up on Metro and transfer the system’s entire budget to Capital Bikeshare.
EXHIBITS What’s better than riding a bicycle? Looking at stuff related to bicycles, as this lessens the chances you’ll be struck by a right-turn-making moron who doesn’t understand that the pictures of a bicycle and the words “BIKES ONLY” painted on the street actually MEAN SOMETHING IN THIS TOWN. Also, you don’t have to wear a helmet when visiting these various bikerelated artifacts in the National Museum of American History’s permanent “Object Project” exhibition, so your hair will look nicer.
Marshall “Major” Taylor was America’s fastest cyclist from 1897 to 1900 and the second African-American to win a world championship title in sports (the first was boxer George Dixon, in 1890). Some of Taylor’s medals are on display at the museum, as are some photographs and advertisements for competitions where spectators could watch him ride by them really, really fast.
Long before the LED flashers of today, bicycle lamps were used by cyclists who took to the street before dawn or after dark. Often filled with kerosene (which sounds like maybe not the best idea), they typically had red and
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Light it up
Blink and you’ll miss him
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The champagne of bikes The 1896 bike belonging to Mrs. M.N. Wiley of Montgomery, Ala.,
is sure to be at the top of some kid’s Christmas list. Probably Blue Ivy’s. The Ladies Columbia Bicycle was embellished by Tiffany & Co with sterling silver and gold designs on the frame;
ivory-grip handlebars; and wheel rims made of bird’s-eye maple. Wiley’s initials are studded with 12 diamonds and eight emeralds. The extravagant design is expected to take over D.C. after we
Riding a bike while having breasts is no excuse to stop looking like a lady. The Ferris’ Good Sense Corset Waist, as seen in the museum’s 1897 ad for the undies, keeps your legs moving and the circulation to your lungs completely cut off. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS)
National Museum of American History, 1400 Constitution Ave. NW.
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Back for another round New Belgium’s annual Tour de Fat celebrates beer, bikes and silliness
FESTIVALS For obvious reasons, bicycles and beer don’t always mix. Yet New Belgium Brewing Company might not even exist if it weren’t for bicycles. Fat Tire amber ale, the craft brewery’s flagship offering, was inspired by a bike and brewery tour that co-founder Jeff Lebesch took through Belgium decades ago. The Colorado-based brewery’s logo includes a bicycle, and bikes are part of the perks of working for the company: After a year on the job, employees get a bike as a gift; after five years, they get to take a bicycle trip through Belgium. “Biking is something that a lot of our employees really embrace,” says the brewery’s Matt Kowal. “We have full bike racks every day because so many people ride their bikes to work.” Then there’s Tour de Fat, the company’s annual touring beer and bike festival that begins Saturday in Washington at Yards Park before moving on to eight other cities. The free festival, now in its 17th year, starts with a morning bike ride before a day filled with music (from Esme Patterson and Los Amigos Invisibles), comedy, carnival-style
sideshows, eccentric bicycles and New Belgium brews (see sidebar). “I think the first show is always going to have a good energy to it, the excitement of getting back on the road,” says Kowal, Tour de Fat’s impresario, talent booker and emcee. D.C. is an important stop on the tour, Kowal says, because biking needs the kind of infrastructure government can provide. “If you want to show that biking isn’t just something that’s a novelty, then D.C. is the place to show how serious you are about it,” he says. “We really care about bikes so we like going to D.C. and feeling a little closer to the [halls] of power.” Proceeds from beer sales at Tour de Fat go toward local bike nonprofits, including the Washington Area Bicyclist Association, the D.C. chapter of Black Women Bike and Fairfax Alliance for Better Bicycling. Attractions at Tour de Fat include the bike rodeo, where attendees can take one of a halfdozen weird bikes out for a spin. “There’s one where you pedal backward and then it goes forward,” Kowal says. You can also compete in a goofy “The Bike Is Right!” game show to win a Fat Tire-branded bike. “We’re selecting contestants to come up from the crowd and compete by dancing and clowning and charming their way to a new bicycle with a lot of
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Program participants play works including Dvorˇák’s Serenade for Strings and Beethoven’s String Quartet No. 4.
May 26 Screaming Orphans
IRELAND 100: Celebrating a Century of Irish Arts & Culture May 17–June 5, the Kennedy Center presents a major festival highlighting Irish culture and its relationship to America. For full schedule, visit kennedy-center.org/ireland100.
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New Belgium Brewing Company’s free traveling Tour de Fat festival features a full day of beers, bicycles, live music and comedic sideshows.
musicians with disabilities, aged 14– 25: Gabrielle Barker (KY), soprano; Stuart Carlson (MI), violin; Andrew Nguyen (CA), piano; Abigel Szilagyi (CA), violin; and Roi Aldric Trawon (Philippines), violin.
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high jinks,” Kowal says. For Kowal, who has worked on the festival for 12 years, Tour de Fat is all about spreading the gospel of craft beer and cycling. “The bicycle that is on the Fat Tire label has been an interesting metaphor for the company,” Kowal says. “It’s a blessing that this bicycle is on the label — not a mountain bike or a 10-speed, but a relaxing bicycle. A Fat Tire bike is about taking your time, and the Tour de Fat is based in that kind of vibe.” RUDI GREENBERG (EXPRESS)
Yards Park, 355 Water St. SE; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., free.
A taste of Carnie Blood If you go to Tour de Fat for the brews, you’ll be happy to find a few new offerings this year. Citradelic, a tangerine-flavored IPA, and Heavy Melon, a watermelon lime ale, join a slate of old favorites and “will be great if it’s a hot day,” says the brewery’s Matt Kowal. But the real draw for beer geeks is Carnie Blood, an ever-changing beer brewed exclusively for Tour de Fat. This year’s version is a chicory chocolate imperial stout with 9.1 percent alcohol by volume. “It’s not aged on wood, but chicory gives it a bit of that flavor, like French coffee, a woodsy earthy flavor,” Kowal says. R.G.
Leah Glenn Dance Theatre
LGDT seeks to cultivate a greater understanding of the world through thought-provoking dance works. This eclectic collection of choreography includes performances by guest artists Parisa Khobdeh (courtesy of the Paul Taylor Dance Company) and Jamal Story, as well as LGDT members.
SOLE Defined
Soleful Soundz is a new, power-packed show that creates an exciting twist on percussive dance by electrifying local performers, celebrating the rich history of percussive dance in D.C.
Danny Burns Band
Burns’s Irish blood has cultivated his passion for narrative songwriting, unique vocals, and soulful delivery.
2016 VSA International Young Soloists Competition Winners 23 MON The concert features outstanding
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Matt & Shannon Heaton
An integral part of Boston’s vibrant Irish music and neo-Celtic acoustic scenes, the husband and wife play from the heart.
The Gothard Sisters
These three siblings from the Pacific Northwest bring the exciting rhythms of Ireland to their live shows with dance, music, and storytelling.
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The Tossers
The Celtic punk band from Chicago has been proudly spreading their Irish gospel across the globe, with no plans of slowing down.
Chef Cathal Armstrong Cooking Demonstration
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Chef Armstrong (Restaurant Eve in Alexandria) showcases his commitment to complex, thoughtful dishes that combine his Irish roots and French training with American cuisine.
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Screaming Orphans
This Celtic rock band from Ireland plays melodic pop as well as traditional songs, garnering an Irish Music Award for Top Celtic Rock band.
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On the late President Kennedy’s 99th birthday, the Kennedy Center presents a very special event: composer and pianist Jason Moran; multimedia artist Laurie Anderson; choreographer Debbie Allen and the Debbie Allen Dance Academy Ensemble and Redbirds; composer and oud player Hadi Eldebek with percussionist Mohamad Eldebek; jazz pianist José André Montaño; the Sphinx Quartet; and the Children’s Chorus of Washington. Guest speakers include Dr. Buzz Aldrin, astronaut; Carrie Hessler-Radelet, Director of the Peace Corps; H.E. Anne Anderson, Ambassador of Ireland to the United States; and others. The evening concludes with the unveiling of the Centennial Water Garden. Part of JFKC: A Centennial Celebration of John F. Kennedy
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Skylark
With fiddle, flute, and guitar, the trio’s songs conjure the enchantment of Celtic music. They are joined by dancers Joe Duffey and Erika Nielsen.
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St. Patrick’s Cathedral Choir
The acclaimed choir presents an evening of traditional and contemporary Irish music. Plus, check out the Outdoor Green Space on the North Plaza featuring more free live music and performances, food trucks, a beer truck, and a picnic area (weather permitting).
FOR DETAILS OR TO WATCH ONLINE, VISIT KENNEDY-CENTER.ORG/MILLENNIUM. The Millennium Stage was created and underwritten by James A. Johnson and Maxine Isaacs to make the performing arts accessible to everyone in fulfillment of the Kennedy Center’s mission to its community and the nation. Additional funding for the Millennium Stage is provided by Bernstein Family Foundation, The Isadore and Bertha Gudelsky Family Foundation, Inc., The Meredith Foundation, The Morris and Gwendolyn Cafritz Foundation, Dr. Deborah Rose and Dr. Jan A.J. Stolwijk, U.S. Department of Education, and the Millennium Stage Endowment Fund. The Millennium Stage Endowment Fund was made possible by James A. Johnson and Maxine Isaacs, Fannie Mae Foundation, the Kimsey Endowment, Gilbert† and Jaylee† Mead, Mortgage Bankers Association of America and other anonymous gifts to secure the future of the Millennium Stage. Kennedy Center education and related artistic programming is also made possible through the generosity of the National Committee for the Performing Arts and the President’s Advisory Committee on the Arts.
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It’s irk the bike day Biking to work is great! If you can put up with cars. And the weather. COMMUTING Bike to Work Day is Friday, so you’ll be hearing a lot about how great it is to commute that way. And, sure, you do get good exercise, help the environment and never have to wait for Metro. But what about all the irritations of biking to work? Shouldn’t you know about some of the notso-great stuff? Well, I’ve been commuting to work by bike for about 25 years, so I’m in a position to share insights gleaned from decades of kvetching. Here are my top pet peeves about bike commuting:
have planned with your large, dangerous vehicle. For cyclists, it’s important to get a sense of cars’ “body language,” and in many cases, it can be fairly clear that a driver intends to make a turn, but come on — li’l help?
Taxis Let’s just say that failing to signal only begins the list of careless behaviors exhibited by cabbies, so cyclists need to pay extra attention whenever one is in close proximity. And, yes, a taxi driver could complain about cyclists who don’t obey lights, stop signs and other traffic rules, but in fairness, we aren’t likely to seriously injure anyone (except maybe ourselves).
Cars are supposed to give cyclists a berth of at least three feet when passing, but some drivers like to make things more exciting. to stay on the far side of a lane for safety can work against him or her; in cases where there is no shoulder, it’s sometimes better to ride in the center of a lane, thus making it clear to cars that they must get into another lane in order to pass.
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Cars that don’t signal Seriously, how hard is it to do this? Just a flick of the left wrist, and everyone else on the road knows what change in path you
Cars are supposed to give cyclists a berth of at least three feet when passing, but some drivers like to make things more exciting. This is a case where a cyclist’s desire
‘Get on the sidewalk!’ Ride a bike on city streets for any length of time, and you’re bound to hear this thoroughly misguided sentiment at some point. Bikes are
fast-moving vehicles that really do belong on roads. And it’s illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk in most of what’s called the Central Business District in D.C. (basically, between Massachusetts Avenue NW and the Mall).
Getting wet Riding a bike in wet conditions can too often make people feel like they’ve returned to the days when they tottered around in soggy diapers. Wearing cycling gear is always preferable, especially in bad weather, but commuters who don’t want to change should at least consider keeping rain pants and waterproof socks in their bags. DES BIELER (THE WASHINGTON POST)
Register for Bike to Work Day for free at biketoworkmetrodc.org. Free food, drinks and giveaways will be available at more than 80 pit stops throughout the District, Maryland and Virginia on Friday.
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White Ford Bronco: DC’s All 90s Band ............................................................ F 20 JMSN Tiffany Gouché .....................................................................................W 25 JMSNw/ w/ Tiffany Gouché............................................................................................... W 25 Caravan Palace .............................................................................................. Th 26 JMSN w/ Tiffany Gouché ..................................................................................................... F x Hot In Herre : 2000s Dance Party ................................................................. Sa 28 JMSN w/ Tiffany Gouché ................................................................................................ Sa 29 x RJD2 ...................................................................................................................Su JMSN w/ Tiffany Gouché .................................................................................................... M 31 x Christine and the Queens ........................................................................... Tu JMSN w/ Tiffany Gouché .................................................................................................. Tu x JUNE
Nada Surf w/ Big Thief & Bird Of Youth ..............................................................W 1 Charles Bradley and His Extraordinaires .............................................Th 2 U STREET MUSIC HALL PRESENTS
Kaytranada w/ Lou Phelps .................................................................................F 3 STORY DISTRICT & CAPITAL PRIDE PRESENT
Out/Spoken: Queer, Questioning, Bold, & Proud True stories through an LGBT lens Early Show! 6pm Doors ......................... Sa 4 Who’s Bad: The World’s #1 Michael Jackson Tribute Band Late Show! 10pm Doors........................................................................................ Sa 4
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Purity Ring w/ Lydia Ainsworth ..........................................................................W 8 The Heavy...........................................................................................................Th 9 Alice Smith This is a seated show .................................................................. Sa 11 Birdy w/ Bahari ..................................................................................................Su 12 THE WILD HONEY PIE PRESENTS
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Atlas Road Crew w/ The Southern Belles & Bencoolen ............................... Th 16 AlunaGeorge w/ Cleopold ................................................................................. F 17 Jon Bellion .........................................................................................................F 24 Balkan Beat Box w/ A-WA ............................................................................. Sa 25 Aesop Rock with Rob Sonic and DJ Zone w/ Homeboy Sandman ........ Tu 28 Mayer Hawthorne ..........................................................................................W 29 Dead Kennedys w/ The Welch Boys & Walk The Plank ................................. Th 30 JULY
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Ellie Goulding w/ Matt and Kim ......................................................................... JUNE 13 Tame Impala w/ M83................................................................................................. JUNE 16 Chris Stapleton & Jason Isbell w/ Frank Turner and the Sleeping Souls . JUNE 18 DC101 KERFUFFLE FEATURING
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Falling In Reverse • Issues • Four Year Strong and more! .................................... JULY 16
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Train w/ Andy Grammer ...............................................................................................AUGUST 20 Miranda Lambert w/ Kip Moore & Brothers Osborne.....................................AUGUST 25 The Lumineers w/ BØRNS & Rayland Baxter ............................................. SEPTEMBER 10 • For full lineups and more info, visit merriweathermusic.com • 930.com
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The Chainsmokers • Fetty Wap • All Time Low and more! ......................................MAY 21
Sam Beam and Jesca Hoop w/ Marlon Williams .............................................. MAY 21 Plastic Cup Boyz ................................................................................................... MAY 29 The Jayhawks w/ Folk Uke...................................................................................JUNE 18 John Carpenter: Live Retrospective
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Few pleasures are as accessible, and good for you, as flying downhill on a bicycle. It’s accessible because bikes can be had for less than $100, or rented through Capital Bikeshare for $8 a day. It’s good for you because, chances are, you had to huff up that hill before you sped down it. We tested three popular trails to see how much fun two wheels can be. SADIE DINGFELDER (EXPRESS) WHERE IT GOES: Georgetown to
Silver Spring
ROAD CONDITIONS: From Georgetown to Bethesda, this trail is a glorious, sun-dappled stretch of pavement. North of Bethesda, it’s made up of gravel paths and regular streets; there are plans to pave it. THE SCENERY: This 11-mile trail
affords spectacular views of the Potomac River and rich people’s backyards. WHO YOU’LL SHARE THE ROAD WITH: Cyclists on expensive bikes. FITNESS LEVEL REQUIRED:
Southbound riders need only to be heavier than air — it’s a gentle coast downhill almost the entire way. The return trip requires significantly more stamina.
PIT STOP OPPS: There are no public restrooms on the trail, but you can hop off and find some at Fletcher’s Boathouse. There are a few water fountains along the way, and there’s a bike pump and repair stand just south of the downtown Bethesda trailhead.
paved, car-free pathway alongside Metro and railroad tracks.
truly powerful thighs. fountains or restrooms, but it’s easy to find cafes along this urban route. There are also air pumps and bike repair stations at R Street and M Street NE.
Union Station
THE SCENERY: This 8-mile trail offers a look at many facets of District life. We saw soap box derbies in the hills of Takoma Park, Catholic University students moving out of their dorms and barbecues outside of public housing.
ROAD CONDITIONS: The stretch
WHO YOU’LL SHARE THE ROAD
WHERE IT GOES: Theodore Roosevelt Island to George Washington’s Mount Vernon Estate
FITNESS LEVEL REQUIRED: Couch potatoes rejoice! This trail is largely flat, though there is a nasty hill right before you get to George Washington’s former home.
ROAD CONDITIONS: This 18-mile trail is car-free, except for a short stretch where cyclists are shunted onto regular streets in Old Town Alexandria.
PIT STOP OPPS: Since it’s maintained by the National Park Service, the Mount Vernon Trail is dotted with public restrooms, water fountains and picnic tables.
Metropolitan Branch Trail WHERE IT GOES: Silver Spring to
between Silver Spring and Fort Totten is largely imaginary: This interim part of the trail is mostly ordinary roads shared with cars. (Construction to finish this portion could begin as early as 2017.) South of Fort Totten, the trail becomes a
WITH: Cars (at times) and fellow
cyclists.
FITNESS LEVEL REQUIRED:
It depends. Going south, it’s downhill, sometimes steeply so. If you’re planning to head north, we recommended that you have some
Why pay full price?
PIT STOP OPPS: There are no water
Mount Vernon Trail
THE SCENERY: Panoramic views of the monuments, wetlands and the George Washington Memorial Parkway. WHO YOU’LL SHARE THE ROAD WITH: Bikers, joggers, dog walkers and families with slow-moving kids.
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1 Maine Avenue Fish Market: Pick up the trail at the Tidal Basin and head southeast along the Washington Channel until you hit this fishy stop — the oldest open-air fish market in the United States, not to mention a crabcake heaven. 1100 Maine Ave. SW. 2 Cantina Marina: Without
overdoing it, stop for a drink at this legendary dockside restaurant known for its strong margaritas. 600 Water St. SW. 3 Ice Cream Jubilee: Grab a
scoop of Thai iced tea ice cream before crossing the 11th Street Bridge. The bridge’s 10-foot-wide paths and lookouts encourage lingering. 301 Water St. SE.
At more than 1,700 acres, Rock Creek Park is full of treasures, including a horse center, an amphitheater and tennis courts. Though stretches of Beach Drive are closed to car traffic on weekends, if it’s food you seek, the better bike route is south of the National Zoo.
St. NW.
2 Barcelona: For a glass of sherry with a side of retail therapy, pop into this Spanish-themed bar within Reston Town Center. 12023 Town
2 Stachowski Market: Hit the trail
southbound and get off at P Street NW. We hope you left room for some jaw-challenging sandwiches stacked 3 inches high. This local institution cures many of its own meats on site. 1425 28th St. NW. 3 Jaco Juice & Taco Bar: Go west on P, then north on Wisconsin Avenue. Stop for fresh-squeezed juice. 1614 Wisconsin Ave. NW.
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JB Smoove
• Bert the Conqueror
June 10 ‐ 11 Curb Your Enthusiasm
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HIS WORDS, OUR HISTORY
This 40-plus-mile trail in northern Virginia begins in Alexandria and passes through Vienna, Reston, Herndon and Leesburg before spilling you out into Purcellville. It’s relatively flat, so we recommend going the distance. 1 Maple Ave Restaurant: Let’s save you some time since you’ve got a lot of miles ahead of you: Order the creme fraiche wings at this teeny French-meets-Asian spot.
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Washington and Old Dominion Trail
1 Bar Civita: Hop off the trail in Woodley Park at Calvert Street and head to this Italian-leaning small plates restaurant from chef Liam LaCivita. Ask for some house-made charcuterie and pasta. 2609 24th
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Pedaling up all those steep hills and winding roads is sure to get your appetite revving. (Or is that the sound of the cars whizzing by?) Whether you’re in the mood for a quick bike ride or a day’s long adventure, you’re going to want to eat. With that in mind, we put together three biking itineraries with stops for grub along the way. HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS)
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Above: Cyclists lobbied for paved roads, because the unpaved kind were hell on one’s wheels. Right: Bike ads, such as this one from 1894, were all about image.
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Persuasive advertising Before the 1890s, most ads merely listed an item’s price and availability. Bike ads were among the first to claim that buying something could improve your life — by, for instance, helping you get a date, or impressing the neighbors. “Our consumer culture that’s persisted through the 20th century was fostered by t he bicycle i ndust r y,” Guroff says.
Medical empiricism In the late 19th century, many American doctors warned against too much exercise, believing that overexertion caused a vast array of ailments, including heart disease and depression. People took to two wheels anyway, and quickly discovered the salutary benefits of exercise. “It introduced a new strain of skepticism that helped to modernize American medicine,” Guroff says.
Paved roads America’s rural roads were a rutted, muddy mess until cyclists banded together with farmers in the 1890s to demand that state governments take responsibility for paving and maintaining them. The powerful bicycle lobby also persuaded Congress, in 1893, to create the Office of Road Inquiry,
which later became the Federal Highway Administration. “Bicyclists helped pave the way for cars,” Guroff says.
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Airplanes Lots of inventors were trying to create a heavier-than-air flying machine in the early 20th century, but the Wright brothers, who were bicycle mechanics, succeeded because they realized that flying — like riding a bike — would take skill and practice. Wilbur and Orville “understood that you needed to build something you could be constantly correcting, balancing in three dimensions the way you balance a bicycle in two,” Guroff says. SADIE DINGFELDER (EXPRESS) Politics and Prose, 5015 Connecticut Ave. NW; Sat., 3:30 p.m., free.
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“Sunset Song” is a movie about a Scottish farm girl growing up in the early 1900s, and it proves that being a Scottish farm girl growing up in the early 1900s could really suck. Still, while Chris (Agyness Deyn) isn’t the feisty Scotch stereotype one might expect, she has an implacable and admirable spirit that keeps her going and the audience rooting for her. It’s a quiet film, one that watches Chris’ days melt into years so slowly that it’s like time isn’t passing. And it’s not until the end that you realize how much happened when it seemed like nothing was going on. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS)
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Playback the Tape: ‘Remedial English’ VHS-watching party Playback the Tape is going on summer hiatus, but not before hosting one last event: a screening of the 1987 Mark Harmon comedy “Summer School,” as captured on videotape during an airing on May 16, 1990. On that day, both Jim Henson and Sammy Davis Jr. died, as viewers will be reminded during the original commercial breaks.
The D.C.-based trivia and comedy show Specific Ignorance is turning 1 and host Chris Milner is celebrating with a blowout event that will be filmed for a possible TV pilot. The premise of the show is novel: Three comics work as a team to compete against the audience in a trivia game where the audience writes the questions. If your question stumps the panel (which will include locals Matty Litwack, Andrew Bucket and Rahmein Mostafavi) you win a free shot. Bier Baron Tavern, 1523 22nd St. NW; Thu., 8 p.m., free.
Fri. MUSIC
Everyone Orchestra Unlike most concerts, you can’t do any homework to get ready for an Everyone Orchestra show. There are no lyrics to learn and no songs to hum along with. Think of it like improv comedy in musical form: Conductor Matt Butler gives his rotating cast of musicians a word to begin, and the band works together to create improvised musical magic. For this performance, Butler’s band includes members of Lettuce, Galactic and Thievery Corporation. Gypsy Sally’s, 3401 K St. NW; Fri., 9 p.m., $20-$24.
SUNDAY
Yoga on the Mall Sylvan Theater, 15th Street and Independence Avenue SW; Sun., 10 a.m., free.
Every once in a while, you need to get outside the yoga studio. Cap Metro D.C. Yoga Week, which began on Monday, with a free, all-level yoga class in the great outdoors. Expect to see hundreds of people on mats all around the Mall for the session, which will be led by yogis from throughout the region. Online registration is requested at dccy.org.
PARTIES
Exclusively Inclusive! For Brightest Young Things’ latest after-hours museum event, the National Museum of Women in the Arts will open its doors for a party that includes access to the museum’s powerful new exhibit, “She Who Tells a Story.” The party includes talks from several local female photographers, an open bar, food from Graffiato and lots of music, including a DJ set by Best Coast’s Bethany Cosentino. National Museum of Women in the Arts, 1250 New York Ave. NW; Fri., 8 p.m.-midnight, $65. ETC …
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TUESDAY
‘The Do-Over’ tour EagleBank Arena, 4500 Patriot Circle, Fairfax; Tue., 8 p.m., $55-$125.
Adam Sandler, right, and David Spade have a new movie, “The Do-Over,” coming out on Netflix this month. To promote the film, the former “Saturday Night Live” comedians are hitting the road for a short stand-up tour with fellow “SNL” alum Rob Schneider and “The Do-Over” co-star Nick Swardson.
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SUNDAY
Questlove Howard Theatre, 620 T St. NW; Sun., 8 p.m., $20-$25.
June 22 Celebrating Joan: A Tribute to Joan Rivers
celebrate science with a beer garden, concert and discussion on the National Mall. Comedian Chris Duffy, who hosts the science-minded podcast “You’re the Expert,” will emcee the event, leading a discussion about myths and misinformation between Nat Geo photographer Anand Varma and TED fellow Danielle N. Lee. The evening ends with a performance from dance-pop band French Horn Rebellion. Constitution Gardens, 17th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; Fri., 7 p.m., free. COMEDY
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Jermaine Fowler & Friends
Jay Pharoah
Cinema and Drafthouse, 2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington; Fri., 7:30 p.m., Sat., 7 & 10 p.m., $22.
Mon. MUSIC
Car Seat Headrest Will Toledo, the brains behind adventurous indie-rock act Car Seat Headrest, got into a legal scuffle last week when Cars singer Ric Ocasek decided at the last minute not to let Toledo use elements of a Cars song on his new record’s “Just What I Wanted/Not Just What I Needed.” The album, “Teens of Denial,” will still be released digitally on Friday (sans sample), but a physical release won’t follow for two months because all copies of the album made before the decision are being destroyed. Black Cat,
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The Goddamn Comedy Jam
Robert Post Comedy Theatre for Kids
Dick Gregory: An Evening of Comedy & Jazz
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Judd Apatow & Friends
The Second City’s Almost Accurate Guide to America
Reggie Watts
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After performing during the day at the DC Bike Ride post-race party, Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson will head to the Howard for one of his famous DJ sets. Expect deep cuts spanning classic soul, hip-hop and R&B, plus a heavy dose of the late Prince, who was one of the drummer’s favorite musicians.
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MUSIC - CONCERTS Join us for the National Memorial Day Choral Festival at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. The Air Force Symphony Orchestra will perform with civilian choristers from across the nation to remember those who have served our country with an uplifting program of American music. A grand finale for Joan Gregoryk, Founder of Premier Children’s Chorus, with music from around the world, special guests and a premiere by Andrea Ramsey.
This performance will take place at the Kennedy Center Concert Hall, 2700 F Street NW, Washington, DC 20566. Tickets are available from Music Celebrations International Presenter. Please call 800-395-2036. Lisner Auditorium 730 21st St NW, Washington, DC 20052 (202) 994-6800
June 5, 2016 at 4:30 PM
Come hear the D.C.-area premiere of Maestro Shafer’s new piece, “Psalm 121: I Will Lift Up Mine Eyes”, along with Duruflé’s Requiem. A student of Nadia Boulanger, Shafer is a superlative interpreter of French music.
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Cast away your cares with beautiful music, including selections by Bach, Mozart, Vaughan Williams, Hogan and Erb. The program will also feature young pianist Aiden Seo, First Place Winner of the Robert & Frances Allen 2016 Young Artist Competition.
Air Force Symphony Orchestra
Sunday, May 29, 2016 at 3:00 p.m.
Around the World in 20 Years Concert
Sun., May 22, 2016 at 4 pm
The City Choir of Washington
Duruflé Requiem and Shafer Psalm 121 Robert Shafer, Artistic Director
M&A Chorus and Orchestra Music for a Desert Island
Chamber Music Series: String Ensembles
Sunday, May 22 at 2 p.m.
The program includes Arvo Pärt’s Fratres; Arnold Schoenberg’s Verklärte Nacht; Niccolo Paganini’s Caprice No. 1 in E, Opus 1; and Robert Schumann’s Quintet in E-flat for Piano and Strings, Opus 44.
Providence Presbyterian Church 9019 Little River Turnpike Fairfax, VA 22031 703-978-3934 ext 8053 www.music-and-artsprovidence.org John Philip Sousa Band Hall, Marine Barracks Annex, 7th & K Sts, SE Washington, DC 202-433-4011 Live streaming at: www.marineband.marines.mil
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Sound
The Fillmore: A$AP Ferg, Tory Lanez and Madeintyo, 8 p.m.
The Hamilton: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, the Cactus Blossoms, 7:30 p.m.
THURSDAY Birchmere: Ottmar Liebert, Luna Negra, 7:30 p.m.
Black Cat: Turtle Recall, Bells and Hunters and Derek Evry, 7:30 p.m. Blues Alley: John Pizzarelli, 8 & 10 p.m.
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Gypsy Sally’s: Hackensaw Boys, Herb
Sam Beam and Jesca Hoop: Indie-folk artists Jesca Hoop, left, and Sam Beam (of Iron and Wine) are touring behind their new duets album, “Love Letter for Fire,” a collection of 13 simple, achingly beautiful songs. For their live show at the Lincoln Theatre on Saturday at 8 p.m., expect those songs and a few reimagined Iron and Wine tracks.
The Howard Theatre: The Foreign Exchange, 8 p.m.
U Street Music Hall: Mykki Blanco, 7 p.m.; Eats Everything, Lauren Lane, 10:30 p.m.
FRIDAY
and Hanson, 8:30 p.m.
9:30 Club: White Ford Bronco, 8 p.m.
Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: Classical music concert, 6 p.m.,
Birchmere: Hard Working Americans,
free.
Black Cat: Rome Fortune, the Range,
Merriweather Post Pavilion: Kenny
9 p.m.
Chesney, Old Dominion, 7:30 p.m.
BlackRock Center for the Arts:
Rock & Roll Hotel: Twin Peaks, Ne-Hi
10,000 Maniacs, 8 p.m. CONTINUED ON PAGE 38
and Jimmy Whispers, 8 p.m.
7:30 p.m.
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Starts in 2 weeks! Fridays at 8pm June 3-August 19 No show: July 1 or Aug 12
Join us most Fridays at 8PM on the West Side of the Capitol building for an evening concert by one of the diverse music groups that make up The U.S. Army Band "Pershing's Own": from Jazz to Classical Pops; Rock orchestra to Top-40 with a twist. All concerts are free and open to the public.
Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm
A musical, political satire. We put the MOCK in Democracy! www.capsteps.com Info: 202.312.1555
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God, 9 p.m.
The Howard Theatre: Jackie Mason,
Blues Alley: John Pizzarelli, 8 & 10 p.m.
Blues Alley: John Pizzarelli, 8 & 10 p.m.
8 p.m.
Kennedy Center/Concert Hall: NSO
Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center: Annual Pops Concert, 8 p.m.
Pops: Boyz II Men, 8 p.m.
Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: Classical music concert, 6 p.m., free.
Rock & Roll Hotel: Beach Slang, Pottymouth, Dyke Drama and Positive No, 7:30 p.m.
The Hamilton: Hayes Carll, Emily Gimble, 8:30 p.m.; Moonshine Society, 10:30 p.m., free.
The Howard Theatre: Herman’s Hermits Starring Peter Noone, 8 p.m.
U Street Music Hall: Digitalism Live, Nadastrom, 7 p.m.; Maxxi Soundsystem, Jimmy B, 10:30 p.m.
SATURDAY Birchmere: Delbert McClinton, Amy Black, 7:30 p.m.
Black Cat: Agoraphobic Nosebleed,
Gypsy Sally’s: Jahman Brahman, Nappy Riddem, The Captivators, 9 p.m.
Kennedy Center/Concert Hall: NSO Pops: Boyz II Men, 8 p.m.
Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: Matt and Shannon Heaton, 6 p.m., free.
Music Center at Strathmore: Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, 8 p.m.
Rock & Roll Hotel: Rooney, Mainland and Attica Riots, 8 p.m.
The Fillmore: Fillmore Flashback: ‘80s vs ‘90s Dance Party featuring Biz Markie, 8 p.m.
The Hamilton: Laurel Canyon: Golden Songs of Los Angeles 1966-72, 8:30 p.m.; Tender Polman, Brian Goddard, 10:30 p.m., free.
Night Riots and Charming Liars, 6 p.m.; Pantyraid, 10:30 p.m.
SUNDAY
Birchmere: Diane Schuur, Ron Blake, Roger Hines and Reggie Jackson, 7:30 p.m.
Black Cat: Miner, 7:30 p.m. Blues Alley: John Pizzarelli, 8 & 10 p.m. Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: Danny Burns Band concert, 6 p.m., free.
Music Center at Strathmore: Simone Dinnerstein, 4 p.m.
The Howard Theatre: Sunday Funk Brunch featuring Faycez U Know, 1:30 p.m.
U Street Music Hall: Corinne Bailey Rae, 7 p.m.
MONDAY
DC9: Palehound, 8:30 p.m. Jammin Java: Old Man Canyon, 7:30 p.m.
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U Street Music Hall: Blaqk Audio,
Lukas Nelson and Promise of the Real: Listen to Lukas Nelson, above, sing and he’ll remind you of his dad, Willie Nelson. Yet his music owes more to country-rockers like Neil Young, which is appropriate, considering Nelson and his band Promise of the Real tour as Young’s backing group. On Wednesday, however, the band plays its own music at Gypsy Sally’s at 8 p.m.
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The Howard Theatre: The Arrival,
Rock & Roll Hotel: Islands, Lushlife,
Birchmere: Richard Marx, 7:30 p.m.
8 p.m.
8 p.m.
Black Cat: The Effects, 7:30 p.m.
TUESDAY
The Howard Theatre: Bersuit
Music Center at Strathmore:
Birchmere: Missy Higgins, Billy Raffoul,
Vergarabat, Caramelos de Cianuro, 8 p.m.
7:30 p.m.
U Street Music Hall: The Summer Set,
Black Cat: The Men That Will Not Be
Handsome Ghost, Royal Teeth and Call Me Karizma, 7 p.m.
Blamed for Nothing, Frenchy & the Punk and Andrew O’Neil, 7:30 p.m.
Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: The Tossers, 6 p.m., free.
9:30 Club: JMSN, Tiffany Gouche,
Wolf Trap/Filene Center: Edward
7 p.m.
Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, 8 p.m.
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The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 9:30 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets: 1:30-3:307:00-10:30 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets: 1:55-7:15 The Jungle Book in Disney Digital 3D (PG) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: 4:35-9:55 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:50 Zootopia (PG) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets: 12:55 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: (!) 12:45-2:45-4:15-7:45 Keanu (R) CC/DVS: 6:30-9:10 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS: 4:20 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:30 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS: (!) 12:00-2:30-5:00-7:30-10:00 Eye in the Sky (R) AMC Independent: 5:20-7:50-10:20 The Darkness (PG-13) AMC Independent: (!) 5:30-8:00-10:25
AMC Loews Uptown 1
3426 Connecticut Avenue N.W. www.AMCTheatres.com Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets: 4:00 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: 7:30
AMC Mazza Gallerie 5300 Wisconsin Ave. NW
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: 9:20 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 7:00 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) 21+;CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets: (!) 1:20-8:20 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets: 2:55-8:05 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:40 The Jungle Book in Disney Digital 3D (PG) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: 12:20-5:30 Zootopia (PG) 21+;CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets: 5:20; 12:00-2:40 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) 21+;CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: (!) 4:50 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS: (!) 12:30-3:00-5:30-8:10 Eye in the Sky (R) 21+;AMC Independent;CC: 12:15-2:50-8:00 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: (!) 12:10-3:40 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:30 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:20
Avalon
5612 Connecticut Avenue
www.theavalon.org
Miles Ahead (R) Don Cheadle stars and directs!: 12:30-2:45-5:15-7:45 A Hologram for the King (R) Tom Hanks!: 10:30-1:00 Vita Activa: The Spirit of Hannah Arendt 3:15
Landmark Atlantic Plumbing Cinema 807 V Street, NW
www.landmarktheatres.com
Hello, My Name Is Doris (R) CC/DVS: (!) 12:30-3:00-7:45-10:00 Green Room (R) CC: (!) 2:15-4:45 Everybody Wants Some!! (R) CC/DVS: (!) 2:00-4:30-7:00-9:45 Miles Ahead (R) CC/DVS: (!) 1:40-3:50-6:45-9:00 A Hologram for the King (R) CC/DVS: (!) 1:00-4:40 The First Monday in May (PG-13) (!) 1:45-4:30
Landmark E Street Cinema 555 11th Street NW
www.landmarktheatres.com
Dark Horse (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 1:10-3:20-5:30-7:40-9:50 A Bigger Splash (R) CC/DVS: (!) 1:15-2:15-4:15-5:15-7:15-8:15-9:40 The Lobster (R) CC: (!) 7:00-9:30 Eye in the Sky (R) CC: (!) 1:05-4:05 The Man Who Knew Infinity (PG-13) CC: (!) 1:00-4:00-7:00-9:35 The Meddler (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:10-4:10 Love & Friendship (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:10-9:30 High-Rise (R) (!) 1:20-4:20-7:20-9:45 Sing Street (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:30-4:30-7:30-9:55
Landmark West End Cinema 2301 M Street NW
http://westendcinema.com/
Francofonia (NR) Subtitled: (!) 1:30-4:15-7:15 The Wait (L'attesa) (NR) Subtitled: (!) 1:45-4:30-7:30 Being Charlie (NR) (!) 2:15-4:45-7:45
Regal Gallery Place Stadium 14 701 Seventh St Northwest
www.regalcinemas.com
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:50-10:40 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:00-1:00-1:30-3:30-5:00-7:00-8:008:30-10:30 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:30 The Huntsman: Winter's War (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:10 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS: 11:45-2:35-8:00-10:40 The Jungle Book in Disney Digital 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 5:15
You Know Where Your Art Comes From?” American University Museum presents the third exhibition in the series highlighting various contemporary platforms, artists and arts organizations.
Curated by Victoria Reis, executive and artistic director of Transformer, in collaboration with Tim Doud, associate professor of art and coordinator of the Visiting Artist Program at American University, the exhibition highlights the work of “Elsewhere,” a living museum and residency program set in a threestory former thrift store in Greensboro, N.C. “Kevin Macdonald,” American CONTINUED ON PAGE 40
(!) No Pass/No Discount Ticket Zootopia (PG) CC/DVS: 11:30-2:15-5:00 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS: 7:15-10:15 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 11:30-2:30-3:004:30-6:00-6:30-9:30-10:00 Barbershop: The Next Cut (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:30-2:25-5:10-7:50-10:35 Keanu (R) CC/DVS: 11:40-2:20-5:05 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:05-4:15 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:45-10:25 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS: 11:30-12:30-2:05-3:15-4:40-6:05-7:20-8:40-10:10 The Darkness (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:45-2:20-4:55-7:25-10:00
Smithsonian - Lockheed Martin IMAX Theater 601 Independence Avenue SW
www.si.edu/imax
D-Day: Normandy 1944 3D (NR) 12:40 Journey to Space 3D (NR) 11:50-2:25-4:10 A Beautiful Planet 3D (G) 10:55-1:30-3:15-5:00 To Fly! (1976) (NR) 10:20AM
MARYLAND
AFI Silver Theatre Cultural Center 8633 Colesville Road
www.afi.com/silver
Gangnam 1970 (Gangnam Blues) (NR) 7:15 Sing Street (PG-13) 12:30-2:40-7:10-9:25 Miles Ahead (R) 12:45-2:50-5:00-7:05-9:15 Gun Crazy (Deadly is the Female) (NR) 5:15-9:45
AMC Center Park 8
4001 Powder Mill Rd.
www.AMCTheatres.com
American University Museum at the Katzen Arts Center: “Do
The Howard Theatre: Saul Hernandez, 8 p.m.
AMC Loews Georgetown 14 3111 K Street N.W.
Maryland Classic Youth Orchestras of Strathmore “Platinum Celebration Concert,” 7 p.m.
WEDNESDAY
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AMC Magic Johnson Capital Ctr 12
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Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) No Green Or Red Tickets: 1:30-2:00-5:15-8:00-8:45 The Jungle Book (PG) No Green Or Red Tickets: 6:45-9:15 The Jungle Book in Disney Digital 3D (PG) No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: 1:50-4:25 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: 3:00-3:30-4:45-6:15-9:30 Captain America: Civil War An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) No Green Or Red Tickets: 1:00-7:30 The Darkness (PG-13) AMC Independent: 2:15-4:30-7:15-8:15-9:30 Captain America: Civil War The IMAX Experience (PG-13) No Green Or Red Tickets: 4:15 The Huntsman: Winter's War (PG-13) 1:30-4:15 Barbershop: The Next Cut (PG-13) 2:25-5:30-7:45 Keanu (R) 2:30-5:00 The Nice Guys (R) 7:00-9:45 Mother's Day (PG-13) 12:45-3:30-6:30-9:25 Money Monster (R) 1:30-4:00-6:25-9:00 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) 7:00-9:15
Landmark Bethesda Row Cinema 7235 Woodmont Ave
www.landmarktheatres.com
Last Days in the Desert (PG-13) Reserved Seating: (!) 1:50-4:10-7:40-9:55 Dough (NR) Reserved Seating: (!) 1:40-4:00 A Bigger Splash (R) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: (!) 1:30-2:00-4:20-4:50-6:30-7:10-9:10-9:30 The Lobster (R) CC;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00-9:45 Eye in the Sky (R) CC;Reserved Seating: (!) 1:45-4:05 The Man Who Knew Infinity (PG-13) CC;Reserved Seating: (!) 2:10-4:40-7:20-9:45 The Meddler (PG-13) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: (!) 2:20-5:00-7:30-9:50 Love & Friendship (PG) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:15-10:00 Sing Street (PG-13) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: (!) 1:35-4:25-7:00-9:40
Regal Bethesda 10 7272 Wisconsin Avenue
Regal Hyattsville Royale Stadium 14 6505 America Blvd.
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:45-10:35 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:30-3:00-4:00-6:30-7:30-10:00 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:05-10:00 The Huntsman: Winter's War (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:20 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS: 12:20-1:05-3:15-4:05-7:35-10:30 Zootopia (PG) CC/DVS: 1:25-4:30 Ratchet and Clank (PG) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:30 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:00-2:30-3:306:00-7:00-9:30-10:30 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS: 7:15-10:05 Barbershop: The Next Cut (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:35-3:40-6:45-10:15 Keanu (R) CC/DVS: 12:10-3:10-6:10-9:10 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:25-3:25-6:15-9:45 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:35 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS: 1:40-4:40-7:20-10:05 The Darkness (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:05-2:30-5:10-7:55-10:20
Regal Majestic Stadium 20 & IMAX 900 Ellsworth Drive
The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS;RealD 3D;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 12:00-3:30-7:00-10:15 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 12:15-6:15 The Jungle Book in Disney Digital 3D (PG) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 3:15-9:15 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 1:00-2:40-4:45-8:30-9:45 Barbershop: The Next Cut (PG-13) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 1:15-4:157:15-10:15 Keanu (R) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 1:30-4:15 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 12:50-3:50-6:45-9:45 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00-9:30 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 12:45-3:30-6:30-9:15
800 Shoppers Way
Money Monster (R) CC/DVS: 12:45-2:50-5:15-8:10 The Darkness (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:30-4:10
www.regalcinemas.com
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:30-8:30 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-8:00 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:35-1:35-3:40-6:45-8:15 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS: 1:00-1:50-3:50-4:30 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS: 7:15 Zootopia (PG) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:00 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:05-4:20-5:00-7:35 Keanu (R) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:40 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:45 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS: 2:20-5:05
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:30-10:00 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:30 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:00-3:30 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:20-12:45-2:00-3:50-4:20-5:20-7:208:40-10:50 The Huntsman: Winter's War (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:25-4:15 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS: 12:50-1:10-3:40-4:00-6:40-9:30 The Jungle Book in Disney Digital 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 2:10-5:00-7:50-11:00 Zootopia (PG) CC/DVS: 12:10-3:20-6:20-9:10 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS: 7:05-9:55 Ratchet and Clank (PG) CC/DVS: 1:00-4:20 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:00-1:20-1:40-4:405:00-5:15-8:00-8:20-9:15 Captain America: Civil War An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:00-3:30-10:30 Barbershop: The Next Cut (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:10-7:30-10:20 Keanu (R) CC/DVS: 12:30-3:10-5:40-8:10-11:00 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:15-10:15 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:15-3:35-6:55-9:45 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS: 12:00-1:50-2:35-4:30-5:10-7:10-7:50-9:50-10:40 The Darkness (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:40-3:05-5:50-8:30-11:00 Captain America: Civil War The IMAX Experience (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00
Xscape Theatres Brandywine 14 7710 Matapeake Business Dr
www.xscapetheatres.com
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC: (!) 7:50-9:35-10:15 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC: 7:10 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC: (!) 10:20-11:20-1:40-3:00-5:00-6:15-8:15-9:30 The Nice Guys (R) CC: 7:00-9:45 Ratchet and Clank (PG) CC: 11:55-2:20 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC;XTR: (!) 12:20-3:40-6:55 Keanu (R) CC: 11:05-1:30-4:10 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC: (!) 7:40-9:55 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC: 9:50-12:40-3:30-6:30-9:15 Money Monster (R) CC: (!) 12:05-2:40-5:20-7:55-10:20 The Darkness (PG-13) CC: 11:50-2:30-4:50-8:05-10:40 The Huntsman: Winter's War (PG-13) 10:30-1:15-3:55 The Jungle Book (PG) 10:00-10:40-12:40-1:20-3:20-4:05-7:15-9:50 Zootopia (PG) 11:40-2:50-5:30 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC;XTR: (!) 9:40-1:00-4:20-7:35-10:10-10:50 Barbershop: The Next Cut (PG-13) 10:50-1:50-4:30-7:45-10:30
VIRGINIA
AMC Courthouse Plaza 8 2150 Clarendon Blvd.
www.AMCTheatres.com
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 9:30 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS;RealD 3D;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00 Zootopia (PG) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 1:40-4:157:00-9:40 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 2:00-2:45-5:15-8:30-9:15 Barbershop: The Next Cut (PG-13) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 1:30-4:15 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00-9:45 A Hologram for the King (R) AMC Independent;CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: 1:00-3:45 The Darkness (PG-13) AMC Independent;CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 2:305:00-7:20-9:50 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 1:15-3:30-6:00-6:45-10:00 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS;Recliners;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00-9:20
AMC Hoffman Center 22 206 Swamp Fox Rd.
www.AMCTheatres.com
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:30 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 7:00
Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets: (!) 1:00-4:30-8:00 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Green Or Red Tickets;RealD 3D: (!) 10:30-2:00-5:30-9:00 Captain America: Civil War An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) No Green Or Red Tickets: (!) 12:00-3:30-7:00-10:15 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:45 A Story Worth Living (NR) Alternative Content: (!) 7:30
Airbus IMAX Theater 14390 Air and Space Museum Pkwy
www.nasm.si.edu/museum/udvarhazy/
D-Day: Normandy 1944 3D (NR) Stadium Seating: 11:55AM Journey to Space 3D (NR) Stadium Seating: 10:10-12:50 Living in the Age of Airplanes (NR) Stadium Seating: 2:35 Captain America: Civil War An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 4:307:30-10:30 A Beautiful Planet 3D (G) Stadium Seating: 11:00-1:40-3:30
Angelika Film Center Mosaic 2911 District Ave
Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Passes Allowed;Stadium Seating: (!) 9:30-12:45-4:15-7:45-11:00 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS;Stadium Seating: (!) 7:45 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;No Passes Allowed;Stadium Seating: (!) 10:30-1:45-5:15-8:45 A Bigger Splash (R) CC/DVS;No Passes Allowed;Stadium Seating: (!) 11:00-1:00-2:005:00-10:00-10:30 Sing Street (PG-13) CC/DVS;Stadium Seating: 11:00-1:30-4:00-10:00 The Lobster (R) CC;Stadium Seating: (!) 7:00 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS;Stadium Seating: 10:20-1:00-3:40-9:20 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS;No Passes Allowed;Stadium Seating: (!) 10:45-1:20-3:406:00-10:35 Eye in the Sky (R) CC;Stadium Seating: 10:15-4:30 The Meddler (PG-13) CC/DVS;Stadium Seating: 11:30-2:00-4:30-10:30 Love & Friendship (PG) CC/DVS;Stadium Seating: (!) 8:15 Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero (NR) 7:00
Regal Ballston Common Stadium 12 671 N. Glebe Road
www.regalcinemas.com
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:50-3:10-6:30-9:55 The Huntsman: Winter's War (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:10-6:50-9:40 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS: 11:40-12:10-2:20-2:50-5:00-5:30-7:40-8:10-10:10-10:45 The Jungle Book in Disney Digital 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 1:10-3:50-7:10 The Boss (R) CC/DVS: 11:45-2:30-5:10-7:50-10:20 Sing Street (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:00-2:40-5:20-8:00-10:40 Green Room (R) CC: 11:30-2:00-4:30-7:00-9:30 Keanu (R) CC/DVS: 11:35-2:10-4:50-7:30-10:00 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:20-7:20-10:05 Eye in the Sky (R) CC: 1:00-4:00-6:40-9:10 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:20-5:50-8:20-10:50 Baaghi: A Rebel For Love (NR) 9:50
Regal Kingstowne Stadium 16 & RPX 5910 Kingstowne Towne Center
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:30-8:30-9:00-10:00-11:00 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-8:00-9:30-10:30 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) ATMOS;CC/DVS;RPX: (!) 3:45 The Huntsman: Winter's War (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:30-2:50-3:15-5:30 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS: 12:40-2:10-4:10-4:50-6:50-7:30-9:30-10:10 The Jungle Book in Disney Digital 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 2:40-5:15 Zootopia (PG) CC/DVS: 1:50-4:30-7:10-9:50 Ratchet and Clank (PG) CC/DVS: 1:35-4:00 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) ATMOST;CC/DVS;RPX: (!) 12:30 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-3:50 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 8:10-10:40 A Hologram for the King (R) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:20 The Darkness (PG-13) CC/DVS: 2:30-5:10-7:50-10:30 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:20-1:40-3:00-4:40-6:20-8:00-8:20-9:40 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:00-2:20-4:205:00-5:40-7:40-9:00
Regal Potomac Yard Stadium 16 3575 Potomac Ave
www.regalcinemas.com
The Angry Birds Movie (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:40 The Angry Birds Movie 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:30-10:10 Captain America: Civil War (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:40-1:10-2:30-4:30-6:00-7:20-8:00-9:25 The Huntsman: Winter's War (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:45-4:25 The Jungle Book (PG) CC/DVS: 12:35-1:50-3:15-4:25-5:55-7:15-8:40-9:55 The Nice Guys (R) CC/DVS: 7:20-10:00 Zootopia (PG) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:10-7:00-9:40 Ratchet and Clank (PG) CC/DVS: 12:15-2:35-4:50 Captain America: Civil War in Disney Digital 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:15-3:00-3:354:00-6:30-6:55-10:00-10:15 Barbershop: The Next Cut (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:45-6:40-9:20 Keanu (R) CC/DVS: 12:15-2:40-5:05 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (R) CC/DVS: (!) 7:10-9:50 Mother's Day (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:25 Money Monster (R) CC/DVS: 12:20-1:00-2:10-3:40-4:40-6:20-7:10-9:10-9:40 The Darkness (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:15-2:35-5:00-7:40-10:10
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 39 University Museum presents the first major museum exhibition of MacDonald’s works in colored pencil, pastel and oil paint. 4400 Massachusetts Ave. NW; 202-885-1300, american.edu/cas/ katzen.
Anacostia Community Museum: “Twelve Years That Shook and Shaped Washington: 1963-1975,” the exhibit focuses on the social, economic and political changes that affected the city during that time. 1901 Fort Place SE; 202633-4820, anacostia.si.edu.
Arthur M. Sackler Gallery: “Body of
with his patron. “Turquoise Mountain: Artists Transforming Afghanistan,” artisans from the Murad Khani district of Old Kabul demonstrate their work and share their experiences. The British nongovernmental organization Turquoise Mountain is teaching a new generation of Afghan artisans in woodwork, calligraphy, ceramics, jewelry design and other crafts. The exhibition is organized by the Arthur M. Sackler Gallery and the Turquoise Mountain Trust with assistance from the U.S. Agency for International Development. 1050 Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu.
Folger Shakespeare Library: “America’s Shakespeare,” rare letters, costumes and books reveal how Americans have made Shakespeare their own. From politics and war to stage, screen and radio, his words and ideas weave through and illuminate our continuing national story. 201 East Capitol St. SE; 202-544-4600, folger. edu. HIRSHHORN MUSEUM AND SCULPTURE GARDEN
Devotion: The Cosmic Buddha in 3-D,” an installation of the cosmic Buddha, a 6th-century, life-size limestone figure of Vairochana, marked with detailed narrative scenes that cover its surface, representing moments in the life of the historical Buddha, as well as the Buddhist Realms of Existence, a symbolic map of the Buddhist world. “Heart of an Empire: Herzfeld’s Discovery of
Pasargadae,” the exhibition features selections from the Freer | Sackler archives of Ernst Herzfeld’s drawings, notes and photographs of Pasargadae, the first capital of the ancient Achaemenid Persian Empire and the last resting place of Cyrus the Great. “Perspectives: Lara Baladi,” Baladi, an Egyptian-Lebanese artist, showcases her experimental photography, which focuses on how the medium has shaped perceptions of the Middle East. “Symbolic Cities: The Photography of Ahmed Mater,” from abandoned desert cities to the transformation of Mecca, the exhibit presents the Saudi artist Mater’s observations of economic and urban change in Saudi Arabia. Mater introduces new works based on his research on Riyadh’s development. “The Lost Symphony: Whistler and the Perfection of Art,” the second installation of the “Peacock Room Remix: Darren Waterston’s Filthy Lucre” series focuses on “Three Girls,” a large painting that Whistler destroyed after an argument
Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden: “Robert Irwin: All the Rules Will Change” is the first museum survey devoted to the artist’s work from the 1960s, as well as the first U.S. museum survey outside his native California since 1977. A pioneer of California Light and Space art, Irwin is a leading figure in movements away from discrete art objects and toward an understanding of art as a perceptual experience. Seventh Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-1000, hirshhorn.si.edu.
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Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden: “Suspended Animation,” artists Ed Atkins, Antoine Catala, Ian Cheng, Josh Kline, Helen Marten and Agnieszka Polska challenge conceptions of reality. “Linn Meyers: Our View from Here,” this exhibition is a site-specific wall drawing stretching the entire circumference of the inner-circle galleries on the museum’s second level. Seventh Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, hirshhorn.si.edu.
National Air and Space Museum: “A New Moon Rises: Views From the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter Camera,” this exhibition showcases images of lunar landscapes, including the Apollo landing sites and mountain ranges at the lunar poles, taken by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter Camera. “Art of the Airport Tower,” a photographic exhibit by Smithsonian photographer
Carolyn Russo explores the visual language of contemporary and historical airport control towers. Sixth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, nasm.si.edu.
National Building Museum: “Around the World in 80 Paper Models,” drawing from a 4,500-piece collection recently donated to the museum, the architectural paper models represent buildings, cultures and countries from Austria to Wales. “House and Home,” an ongoing exhibition that explores what it means to live at home. “Investigating Where We Live,” teens share their impressions of Washington through photos of city landmarks. 401 F St. NW; 202-272-2448, nbm.org.
National Museum of American History: “Artifact Walls — Art, Pottery and Glass in America, 1880s-1920s,” a display highlighting the craftsmanship
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of American potters and glassmakers who created decorative wares. “Science Under Glass,” more than 1,000 scientific glassware pieces from the 1770s to the 1970s are on display in an exhibition exploring the development of the domestic glass industry and laboratory science in America. “The Norie Atlas and the Guano Trade,” John Norie’s book of sea charts from the early 19th century anchors this exhibition on the once-important bird-droppings trade in America. “Through the African American Lens: Selections From the Permanent Collection,” the exhibit, presented by the Smithsonian’s National Museum of African American History and Culture, highlights the African-American experience from the Revolutionary War era onward. 14th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, americanhistory.si.edu.
National Museum of Natural History: “National Geographic Into Africa: The Photography of Frans Lanting,” the exhibition offers a unique perspective on the continent. “The Last American Dinosaurs: Discovering a Lost World,” a large-scale fossil exhibition focused on the late Cretaceous period in North America allows visitors to view the fossils of Tyrannosaurus rex and other dinosaurs from a working preparation lab. “The Primordial Landscapes: Iceland Revealed,” photographs by Feodor Pitcairn and poetry by Ari Trausti Guomundsson focus on the natural beauty of Iceland. 10th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, mnh.si.edu.
National Museum of the American Indian: “Kay WalkingStick: An American Artist,” the museum presents the first major retrospective of the Cherokee artist, featuring more than 75 drawings, paintings, sculptures, notebooks and diptychs. “The Great Inka Road: Engineering an Empire,” to celebrate the construction of the Inca Road, which linked Cuzco with the farthest reaches of the empire, the exhibition digs into its early foundations and the technologies that made building the road possible. Fourth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-1000, nmai.si.edu.
National Museum of Women in the Arts: “She Who Tells a Story: Women Photographers From Iran and the Arab World,” an exhibition of contemporary photographs exploring politics and personal identity in the Middle East. Artists include Jananne Al-Ani, Boushra Almutawakel, Gohar Dashti, Rana El Nemr, Lalla Essaydi, Shadi Ghadirian, Tanya Habjouqa, Rula Halawani, Nermine Hammam, Rania Matar and Newsha Tavakolian, in portraiture, photojournalism and staged compositions. “Priya Pereira: Contemporary Artist Books from India,” this exhibition showcases 10 books by Priya Pereira (b. 1967), a book artist based in Mumbai, India. Trained as a graphic designer and isolated from other book artists, Pereira began creating artist books 10 years before she knew that the genre had a name. She has published limited-edition works under the imprint Pixie Bks for the last 22 years, exploring subjects including Indian culture,
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Phillips Collection: The museum houses a collection of modern and contemporary American and European art, including Pierre-Auguste Renoir’s iconic “Luncheon of the Boating Party,” Jacob Lawrence’s “Migration Series,” a room dedicated to Mark Rothko and a wax room by Wolfgang Laib. Installations change frequently and are not chronological. 1600 21st St. NW; 202387-2151, phillipscollection.org.
National Portrait Gallery: “Eye Pop: The Celebrity Gaze,” an exhibition of portraits of celebrities that questions the roles of the subjects, artists and viewers in creating and experiencing the celebrity gaze. “Hollywood and Time: Celebrity Covers,” this exhibition features original cover art commissioned by Time magazine — vintage portraits of 30 celebrities including Dustin Hoffman, Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando, Paul Newman, Diane Keaton and Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg and Woody Allen. Eighth and F streets NW; 202-6331000, npg.si.edu.
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 41 and prints, rare letters, photographs and drawings that document the history of Washington. “For the Record: The Art of Lily Spandorf,” this exhibition explores the artwork of Austrian-born watercolorist and journalist Spandorf (1914-2000). Working with pen, ink, watercolor and gouache, Spandorf became known for the news illustrations she created for the Washington Star, the Christian Science Monitor and The Washington Post. Late in her career, she became celebrated for recording the transformation of Washington’s urban landscape, especially the many red-brick, late-19th-century buildings facing demolition, being demolished or whose historical contexts were erased for modern construction. “Old Patterns, New Order: Socialist Realism in Central Asia,” 19th-century textiles are matched with the 20th-century paintings they inspired. 701 21st St. NW; 202-994-5200, museum.gwu.edu.
National Parks,” in celebration of the 100th anniversary of the National Park Service, this exhibition showcases plant species and communities found throughout the more than 400 national parks. Giant redwoods, aspen forests, water lilies and endangered Virginia spiraea are represented. Illustrations and photographs are included in the exhibit. 100 Maryland Ave. SW; 202-225-8333, usbg.gov.
Stage “Black Pearl Sings!“: More than 20 folk and spiritual songs are included in this show about a musicologist and an African-American singer who work together to further their goals, through May 29, $60, $42 students. MetroStage, 1201 N. Royal St., Alexandria; 800-4948497, metrostage.org. “Blackberry Winter“: A successful
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‘Bakersfield Mist’: A woman’s (Donna Migliaccio, left) luck changes after she discovers a Jackson Pollack painting at a thrift store. The play is directed by John Vreeke, through June 12, $42-$65. Olney Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Rd., Olney; 301-924-3400, olneytheatre.org.
Ayad Akhtar, through May 29, $45-$90. Arena Stage, 1101 Sixth St. SW; 202-4883300, arenastage.org.
“Garbage Kids“: A memory play about two kids, Belly and Scuzzy, who grow up in and out of foster care and the challenges they face in adulthood, through June 12, $20. Venus Theatre, 21 C St., Laurel.; 202-236-4078, venustheatre.org.
woman struggles with her mother’s recent dementia diagnosis, through June 11, $1-$35. Pay-What-You Want tickets available at each performance. Silver Spring Black Box Theatre, 8641 Colesville Rd., Silver Spring; 301-588-8279, forumtheatre.org.
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throwback to the golden age of Hollywood. Mature themes, through June 5, $40. NextStop Theatre Company, 269 Sunset Park Dr., Herndon; 866-811-4111.
Who Forgot to Sing Badly“: Peggy O’Hegarty wakes up one morning to find winter has arrived and her parents and entire town have disappeared. Can her off-key voice save the day? A one-man show starring storyteller Louis Lovett, opens Fri. through Sun., $20. Kennedy Center, Family Theater, 2700 F St. NW; 202-467-4600, kennedy-center.org.
“Disgraced“: After achieving the American dream, the son of South Asian immigrants struggles with his cultural roots. A Pulitzer Prize-winning play from
contemporary adaptation of Henrik Ibsen’s drama about a bored and manipulative housewife, through June 19, $49-$96, 29 and younger $25, students $20. Studio Theatre, 1501 14th St. NW; 202-332-3300, studiotheatre.org.
LAST CHANCE “Journey to the West“: A Buddhist monk, a
rambunctious monkey, an insatiable pig and a fierce river monster travel from China to India in search of sacred scriptures, through Sun., $20-45. Source Theatre, 1835 14th St. NW; 202-2047800, sourcedc.org. LAST CHANCE “Looking for Roberto Clemente“: A rock-and-roll
and baseball-themed children’s musical set in Pittsburgh in 1972, through Sun., $12-$35. Imagination Stage, 4908 Auburn Ave., Bethesda; 301-280-1660, imaginationstage.org. LAST CHANCE Malpaso Dance
Company: Based in Havana, Cuba, Malpaso Dance Company is committed to bringing Cuban contemporary dance into the 21st century by collaborating with top international choreographers and nurturing new voices in Cuban choreography. Sat. and Sun., $15-$30, Dance Place, 3225 Eighth St. NE; 202269-1600, danceplace.org. Mosaic Theater Company of DC: “When January Feels Like
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comedy centered on the intersecting lives of five diverse Harlem residents, through June 12, $20-$60. Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE; 202-399-7993, atlasarts.org.
A docudrama by playwright Dan O’Brien about Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist Paul Watson and the experiences and challenges that come with war reporting, through May 29, $17+. Theater J, 1529 16th St. NW; 202777-3210, theaterj.org.
LAST CHANCE “One Destiny“: This 35-minute presentation explores the key facts of Lincoln’s assassination, while capturing the emotions of two men who were there, through Sat., $5. Ford’s Theatre, 511 10th St. NW; 202-347-4833, fordstheatre.org.
“Phaeton“: A retelling of the Greek myth by Michael Milligan performed by Taffety Punk Theatre Company, through May 28, $20. Capitol Hill Arts Workshop, 545 Seventh St. SE; 202-547-6839, chaw. org.
“Superior Donuts“: Set in Chicago, Tracy Letts’ comedy-drama explores an unlikely friendship between a shop owner and his young employee, opens Fri. through June 12, $26. Maryland Ensemble Theatre, 31 W. Patrick St., Frederick; 301-694-4744, marylandensemble.org.
“The Emperor’s Nightingale“: In this world premiere, Hans Christian Anderson’s tale is reimagined in 18th-century China, through May 30, $19.50. Glen Echo Park, Adventure Theatre MTC, 7300 MacArthur Blvd., Glen Echo; 301-634-2270, adventuretheatre-mtc.org.
“The Object Lesson“: Illusionist and playwright Geoff Sobelle explores the connections between our physical belongings and our memories. The stage is transformed into a storage unit and patrons are encouraged to meander around, through June 5, $45-$65, seniors $40-$60, 29 and younger $25, student $20. Studio Theatre, 1501 14th St. NW; 202-332-3300, studiotheatre.org.
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“This can be a good thing. Or creepy. Depends on the context.” @TRUCKSATWORK on Uber’s “Trip Tracker,” announced Tuesday. The new tool will allow family or friends to track each other’s trips on the ride-hailing service by providing notifications, trip details and the ability to watch the trip’s progress in real time via the Uber app. The safety feature is part of Uber’s Family Profiles feature, which lets users add up to 10 other riders to a joint family profile and bills the profile organizer for the rides.
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that it plans to test four new restaurant design concepts this summer. The concepts, called “Heritage,” “Modern Explorer,” “California Sol” and “Urban Edge,” depart from the fast-food chain’s grungy, fluorescent purple theme and incorporate elements such as modern seating and exposed wooden beams. Part of the chain’s broader expansion and rebranding plan, the designs will roll out in Orange County, Calif., but Atlanta, New York and Boston, as well as Berkeley, Calif., Austin, Texas, and Fayetteville, N.C., are being considered, too.
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“Entirely too much time was given over to Kelly and Trump rehashing their spat, with editing so choppy that you couldn’t even trust the … attempts at frenemy rapport.” HANK STUEVER, at washingtonpost.com,
on the Megyn Kelly interview with Donald Trump that aired Tuesday night on Fox. Kelly’s inaugural interview on her new hour-long prime-time show, “Megyn Kelly Presents,” brought Kelly and Trump face-to-face for the first time since last summer’s combative GOP presidential debate. Trump said in the interview, “I like our relationship right now.”
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1962: Actress Marilyn Monroe sings “Happy Birthday to You” to President John F. Kennedy during a Democratic fundraiser at New York’s Madison Square Garden.
1992: Vice President Dan Quayle sparks controversy by criticizing the CBS sitcom “Murphy Brown” for having its unmarried title character, played by Candice Bergen, decide to have a child.
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Glu Mobile, the company behind the enormously popular Kim Kardashian game, is launching “Britney Spears: American Dream” this week. Spears’ game casts each player as a budding pop star who must amass a fan base in order to eventually duet with the “I’m a Slave 4 U” singer. While the game is free to play, users can pay real money for a piece of Spears’ virtual wardrobe. “Britney Spears: American Dream” mostly involves players tapping touchscreens to change their avatar’s outfits, design music covers, collect pets and perform at various venues — from the local Starbeans to Spears’ stage at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. Glu is currently working on titles starring Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift. (AP)
Mariah Carey on Tuesday addressed her famous “I don’t know her” quote she gave in the early 2000s when she was asked about Jennifer Lopez. “If I had never had a conversation with you and someone asked me about you, I’d be like, ‘I don’t know him, but he seems cool,’ or, ‘I don’t know him,’ ” she said on “Watch What Happens Live.” When host Andy Cohen asked if Lopez seems cool, Carey paused before responding, “I don’t know her.” (EXPRESS)
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We haven’t had this many opposing think pieces since yesterday
Anwar Hadid, the younger brother of Gigi and Bella, has joined his older sisters in the modeling industry. The 16-year-old is on the cover of Teen Vogue’s June/July issue, in which he talks about recently signing with an agency, IMG Models. “I only got interested in fashion a couple of years ago, when Gigi and Bella started modeling,” he told the magazine. (EXPRESS)
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W4 | EXPRESS | 05.19.2016 | THURSDAY
MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR WOLF TRAP EXPERIENCE
FIND YOUR SWEET SPOT Choose covered, in-house seats or general admission tickets on the lush and comfortable lawn.
ONLY 20 MINUTES FROM D.C. Park for free or take Metro and the Wolf Trap Express bus right to the entrance.
PACK A PICNIC Bring your own food and drinks or pick up delicious fare, wine, and local microbrews at Wolf Trap.
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