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50 Shades of a Name Stupider Than ‘Anastasia Steele’ Farrah Abraham, a former “Teen Mom” cast member who now works in the adult entertainment industry, will release three erotic novels, publishing company Ellora’s Cave announced Tuesday, as reported by Radar Online. The heroine of the books is a reality star named Fallon Opal. “Writing this series was like therapy for me,” Abraham told Radar. (EXPRESS)
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‘Yay! I Got the Egg! Sob! I Must Immediately Sell It!’
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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were terrible neighbors, according to Radar Online. At their Los Angeles home, they violated a zoning law by building a fence that was too high. Neighbors said the house was constantly undergoing construction. Some neighbors were afraid to speak on the record. One said, “I don’t want anything bad to happen to me, so I can’t say anything.” (EXPRESS)
Kate buys pants at The Gap, sure. But fascinators? Banana Republic only.
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Failed Negotiation Tactic: ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?!’ Lindsay Lohan had two credit cards declined on a New York shopping trip this past weekend, The New York Post reported. She was trying to spend around $300 at the store Rag & Bone. “She looked really embarrassed and tried to negotiate before her friend finally stepped in and paid,” said a source. (E XPRESS)
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Isn’t It Her Duty To Mind The Gap? Kate Middleton was seen shopping at a Gap in London on Monday, Us Weekly reported. The Duchess of Cambridge bought a green plaid onesie, denim shorts, a striped onesie and striped pants for Prince George, who is 8 months old. The future queen of England bought two pairs of pants for herself, waited in line and paid with her own credit card, spending about $210, sources told Us. The baby items she purchased are expected to sell out quickly. (E XPRESS)
Johnny Weir and soon-to-be-ex-husband Victor Voronov’s attorney met at a New Jersey storage unit Sunday to divide up the couple’s communal property, TMZ reported. Weir, above, got the couple’s Faberge egg and his wedding ring; Voronov got the Louis Vuitton luggage and his wedding ring. The items will be sold and the funds put in a trust to be divided up later. (EXPRESS)
“The way they talk about it, [it’s] like, ‘She’s a pioneer because she’s glued to her sofa.’ ” — MINDY K A LING, TELLING JIMMY KIMMEL ON HIS SHOW MONDAY THAT SHE’S TIRED OF BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS ABOUT HER WEIGHT. “BY THE WAY, I LIKE RUN AND WORK OUT,” SHE NOTED.
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