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lifestyle
Blind Date
19 MArCH 2013 |
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Exeposé
What happened when Harry Issott went on a date with Charlie Abrines?
What Harry thought of Charlie What were you hoping for before your date? Not to meet anyone I already know... Otherwise a good evening being social at least.
Any awkward moments at all? 1) When we realised people of various friendship groups were passive-aggressively staring our way...
What did you talk about? Societies; the weather; family and friends; the LGBTQ community; past relationships; miscellaneous...
What did you talk about? Exeter, societies, cooking, living on and off campus...
What was the worst thing about them? They were tired.
By the end of the night was there a hug, kiss or something more? If so, how was it? A hug over a bike outside my building. Over too soon.
2) How we both refused to comment; we’d read about it instead. Do you think they fancied you? Maybe...
What Charlie thought of Harry
What were you hoping for before your date? Just a casual night and a chat with a possible friend-to-be.
What was the worst thing about them? Nothing comes to mind.
By the end of the night was there a hug, kiss or something more? If so, how was it? Just a friendly hug.
Snog, marry or avoid? Snog. Think about that. What mark would you give the evening out of ten? 8.1
What was their most attractive physical feature? His eyes
Would you meet up with your date again? Maybe, but just as friends.
Would you meet up with your date again? Well, we know we are both busy, but next week...?
What were your first impressions? I knew him, but I couldn’t place where though. I loved his multicoloured shirt. He seemed confident and open.
“Snog, marry or avoid? Snog. Think about that”
What was their most attractive physical feature? Couldn’t decide between the hair or their facial structure.
Snog, marry or avoid? Avoid.
Any awkward moments at all? When he said it was his birthday. I felt like I needed to make an even better impression.
“Snog, marry or avoid? Avoid Avoid”
Do you think they fancied you? Hmm he seemed to like my shirt a lot!
What mark would you give the evening out of ten? I´d say a 6.
What happened when James Crouch went on a date with Lord Vader?
What James thought of Darth
What were you hoping for before your date? I was hoping to feel some of the dark side of the force. I’m so cheeky!
my Lyrca fetish.
What was the worst thing about them? Vader’s bants was quite good but his asthma kept getting in the way. Awkwardo!
What were your first impressions? Entering to the Imperial March was pretty intimidating yet very sexy for a first date.
Do you think they fancied you? I couldn’t really tell behind his dark masculine exterior. And his legion of stormtroopers. What was their most attractive physical feature? Their outfit. It really worked well for
“What would you give the evening out of ten? Episode IV out of ten”
What did you talk about? You know, the normal stuff: Death star beam rays, the Tatooine elections, and the undying love of my murdered ex-wife. Any awkward moments at all? He just couldn’t get his lightsaber up...
What mark would you give the evening out of ten? Episode IV out of ten
What were you hoping for before your date? That the pesky weakling would be able to withstand my wrath. Would you meet up with your date again? Yes! And from the some heavy breathing phone calls I got later, it looks like I’m in there. By the end of the night was there a hug, kiss or something more? If so, how was it? Just the casual force choke. Usually I save that for the third date.
What were your first impressions? This insignificant life form was just about acceptable. Not bad from behind either.
“What would you give the evening out of ten? Nine of your humanoid points of ten”
What was the worst thing about them? They didn’t seem to appreciate that sparks really flew on our date. No really, a few lightning bolts flew out of my hands. Would you meet up with your date again? I tried to call them up, but I just couldn’t find the words. Ol’ Darth gets nervous sometimes. By the end of the night was there a hug, kiss or something more? If so, how was it? I gave him a cheeky choke, but he didn’t reciprocate.
What Darth thought of James
What did you talk about? Fashion tips. Apparently black’s very in this season. Any awkward moments at all? The evening was going quite well, until he told me he was my father. Bit of a shocker.
Snog, marry or avoid? Seeing as he’s in charge of the galactic empire it’ll be pretty hard to avoid him, so I’ll go for the snog.
Do you think they fancied you? Well, he kept on stroking my helmet and I like to keep it nice and polished. What was their most attractive physical feature? Their midichlorian count was off the scale #impressed
Snog, marry or avoid? Snog, although the tongue through the helmet never works. Believe me, I tried. What mark would you give the evening out of ten? Nine of your humanoid points out of ten. Words; James Crouch and Thomas Ling