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& Sun 10/16 • 11-3PMWaterfront Sat. 10/15 • 11AM - 1PM • 12:30-2PM 591 Hands Creek Road • $1,425,000 • Newly redesignedSun.3 10/16 43 OldSat Main10/15 Rd • $1,700,000 • Spectacular Bayview Drive • $1,395,000 • LR with fpl., dining area 5br, 3Road bths traditional. First • floor has large living/dining 3 Bayview acres, waterfront. Web#H1818. Waterfront kitchen with quartz counter tops, appliances, 43 Old Mainspectacular Rd • $1,700,000 • Spectacular 591 Hands Creek • $1,425,000 Newly redesigned Drive • $1,395,000 • stainless LR with fpl., dining areaProperty.·2. Sat. 10/15 • 2:30-3:30PM area w/space to entertain guests. Kitchen renovated with 5brs, 3.5bths , master suite on main level plus Sylvia Dorfberger 631.288.6244 Property.·2. acres, spectacular waterfront. Web#H1818. 3 bths traditional. First floor has large living/dining kitchen with quartz counter tops, stainless appliances, 1 Cranberry Hole Road • $1,675,000 • 4brs, 4 5br, new baths, Sat. 10/15 • 2:30-3:30PM high-end stainless steel appls, newrenovated cabinetry, and large 5brs, cabana and,guest cottage and extensive landscaping. area w/space to entertain guests. Kitchen with 3.5bths master suite on main level plus Sylvia Dorfberger 631.288.6244 gourmet kitchen, • perfect LR center-island with granite Web#H36560. Web#H43915. Codi Garcete 516.381.1031 1 Cranberry Hole Road • $1,675,000 4brs,entertainment 4 new baths,set up. high-end steel appls, new counters. cabinetry, and large cabana and guest cottage and extensive landscaping. opening into a garden courtyard. Charming out buildings stainless Justin Agnello 631.267.7334 gourmet kitchen, perfect entertainment set up. LR with granite counters. Web#H36560. Web#H43915. Codi Garcete 516.381.1031 surround a heated Gunite pool. Web#H10985. center-island Lori Fri. 10/14 • 12-1PM opening into a garden courtyard. Charming631.537.6041, out buildings SAGApoNAck Barbaria 516.702.5649, Justin Agnello 631.267.7334 154 West Montauk Highway • Office space or retail space Sat. 10/15 & Sun. 10/16 • 11AM-1PM surround a heated Gunite pool. Web#H10985. Lori lbarbaria@elliman.com Fri. for 10/14 • 12-1PM Sat 10/15 • 12-1:30PM lease, 850 sf, air conditioned, 1-story building in 8 Conklin Terrace • $1,995,000 • Set in the heart of SAGApoNAck Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, Westshopping Montauk Highway • Office or retail 180 Merchants Path • $2,250,000 • SAGAPONACK WITH center with parking lot.space Centrally locatedspace Sat. 10/15 & Sun. 10/16 • 11AM-1PM East Hampton Village, this stunning shingled traditional 154 small Sat. 10/15 • 11-1PM lbarbaria@elliman.com TENNIS 4brs on 2.8 acres. Main floor master, vaulted and ready Web#H9039. Sat 10/15 • 12-1:30PM 850forsf,occupancy. air conditioned, 1-story building in offers four bedrooms and four a formal 8 Conklin Terrace • $1,995,000 • Set inbaths, the heart of dining for lease, 78 Meeting House Lane • $4,495,000 • This newly built LR heated pool surrounded with blue stone, Michael Nappacenter 631.204.2726 room, an eat-in andshingled an office. The heated gunite small Merchants Path • $2,250,000 • SAGAPONACK WITH shopping with parking lot. Centrally locatedceiling180 East Hampton Village, this kitchen stunning traditional lots in gardens. Finished basement, garage. Sat. 10/15 • 11-1PM traditional is sited on one of the most attractive pool is set and in a manicured courtyard with two slate TENNIS 4brs on 2.8 2-car acres. Main Call floorformaster, vaulted and ready for occupancy. Web#H9039. offers four bedrooms four baths, a formal dining Amagansett’s historic Lanes. Central to everything. directions. Web# H40359. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, Sat. 10/15 • 12-2PM patios. Web#H49840. Robin Kaplan 631.267.7384 78 Meeting House Lane • $4,495,000 • This newly built ceiling LR heated pool surrounded with blue stone, Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 room, an eat-in kitchen and an office. The heated gunite Privately situated on a half acre flag lot, the spacious 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@elliman.com 9 Trynz Lane • $2,900,000 • 5br, 4bth Contemporary traditional is sited on one of the most attractive lots in gardens. Finished basement, 2-car garage. Call for pool a manicured courtyard with two slate surrounding features lush green landscaping, and is set in Sat. with 4,500 sf of living space offering panoramic views 10/15 • 2-3:30PM Amagansett’s historic heated Lanes.pool. Central to everything. directions. Web# H40359. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 10/15 • 12-2PM patios. Web#H49840. Robin Kaplan 631.267.7384 Web#H13161. Justin Agnello 631.267.7334 you turn. Gourmet kitchen, fpl, sauna. 2 Kettle Court · $1,399,000 • Located in private upscale Sat.everywhere Privately situated on a half acre flag lot, the spacious 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@elliman.com Lane •decking, $2,900,000 5br, 4bth Contemporary Waterfront heated•Gunite pool with hot tub. community in East Hampton, Just a couple of miles and 9 Trynz surrounding features lush green landscaping, and Sat. 10/15 • 11-1PM with 4,500 sf of living space offering panoramic views Sat. 10/15 • 2-3:30PM All less than a mile to one of the best ocean beaches. 3 minutes from the village. This beautifully maintained, SAG HArbor heated pool. Web#H13161. JustinHouse Agnello 78 Meeting Lane631.267.7334 • $2,999,999 • Privately situatedCourt Web#H19709. Porto 631.723.4324 everywhere you Constance turn. Gourmet kitchen, fpl, sauna. Post Modern has •everything need to enjoy the 2 Kettle · $1,399,000 Locatedyou in private upscale on a half acre flag lot in the lanes of Amagansett sits a Hamptons lifestyle.Just 6 brss, 4 bths, spacious great room. Waterfront decking, heated Gunite pool with hot tub. community in East Hampton, a couple of miles and Sat. 10/15 •12:30-2PM 6.5 Sat. 10/15 • 11-1PM newly built traditional house with 5 bedrooms 3and Sat. 10/15 Web#H53551. Justin 631.267.7334 All less than •a 2-4PM mile to one of the best ocean beaches. 77 Northside Drive • $1,295,000 minutes from the village. ThisAgnello beautifully maintained, SAG HArbor • Traditional 4br, baths. The house is seconds from the ocean, 10 Trynz Lane • $3,200,000 • Stunning views of 78 Meeting House Lane • $2,999,999 • located Privately situated Web#H19709. Constance Porto 631.723.4324 Post Modern has everything you need to enjoy the 3bth home, on 1 acre privately situated in Northside village shops, restaurants, Hampton Jitney and Long Shinnecock Bay. Gunite pool with hot tub looking out on a half acre flag lot in the lanes of Amagansett sits a Fri. 10/14 Sun. 10/16 • 1-4PM (Call for appt.) Hamptons lifestyle. 6 brss, 4 bths, spacious great room. Hills. Wrap-around porch with mahongany decking. Island Railroad. Web#H14464. at the bay. The gardens are pristine. A picture-perfect Sat. 10/15 newly built traditional Justin houseAgnello with 5 631.267.7334 bedrooms and 6.5 CopecesAgnello Lane • $2,900,000 • 5,500 sf villa set on 4 New kitchen, 2 fpls,•12:30-2PM 3 master suites. Indoor/outdoor Sat.residence, 10/15 • 2-4PM Web#H53551.4 Justin 631.267.7334 in a very private setting, to enjoy all year 77 Northside • $1,295,000 • Traditional 4br, acres with sunset views over Three Mile Harbor. 5brs 10 Trynz baths. The house is located seconds from the ocean, entertaining with pool.Drive Web#H0146248. Lane • $3,200,000 • Stunning views of round. Web#H19742. Constance Porto 631.723.4324 and 5.5bths. 2 adjacent building lots totalling 6.3 acres 3bth home, on 1 acre privately situated in Northside Jeanine Edington 631.287.0070 village shops, restaurants, Hampton Jitney and Long Sat. 10/15 • 11:30AM-1PM Shinnecock Bay. Gunite pool with hot tub looking out Fri. 10/14 - Sun. • 1-4PM (Call appt.) can10/16 be purchased. Web#for H0147916. Hills. Wrap-around porch with mahongany decking. Island Railroad. Web#H14464. 16 Acorn Place • $2,995,000 • 7,000 sf, 7 ensuite at the bay. The gardens are pristine. A picture-perfect Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 4 Copeces Lane • $2,900,000 • 5,500 sf villa set on 4 Sat.10/15 • 2-4PM & Sun. 10/16 • 2-4PM suites. Indoor/outdoor New kitchen, 2 fpls, 3 master bedroom,8.5 marble bath, private shy 2 acre showplace. Justin Agnello 631.267.7334 residence, in a very private setting, to enjoy all year acres with sunset views over Three Mile Harbor. 5brs 1625 Millstone Road •with $899,900 1.7 acre entertaining pool.•Web#H0146248. Entertaining rooms overlooking heated gunite pool with round. Web#H19742. Constance Porto 631.723.4324 MoNTAUk Contemporary. 2-story great room with fpl. Open and 5.5bths. 2 adjacent building lots totalling 6.3 acres Fri. 10/14 Sun. 10/16 • 2-4PM (Call for appt.) classical pavilion. Gym, spa, steam room and sauna. Jeanine Edington 631.287.0070 Sat. 10/15 • 11:30AM-1PM kitchen, 4brs, 3 bths, pool, and formal gardens. Master 16 Copeces Lane • $799,000; Yearly Rental $36K can be purchased. Web# H0147916. Gourmet kitchen and 4-car garage. Web#H0155403. 16 Acorn Place • $2,995,000 • 7,000 sf, 7 ensuite Sat. 10/15 & Sun. 10/16 • 11AM-1PM suite with skylights, a full bath. Room for tennis. Sub-divide this 4 acre lot with 4br house, across from Lili Elsis 631.267.7305 Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Sat.10/15 • 2-4PM Sun. 10/16 • 2-4PM bedroom,8.5 marble bath, private shy 2 acre showplace. 5 Rehan Avenue • $979,000 • Ditch Plains beach home Web#H19778. Richard West & 718.344.3241, town marina in Three Mile Harbor area. Compound 1625 Millstone Road • $899,900 • 1.7 acre Entertaining rooms overlooking heated gunite pool with on .34 acre corner lot. Newly renovated, 2brs upstairs, Diane West 516.721.5199 opportunity with adjoining 2.5 acre lot with cottage or 4 bridGEHAMpToN MoNTAUk Contemporary. 2-story great room with fpl. Open Fri. 10/14 - Sun. 10/16 • 2-4PM (Callchateau. for appt.) family room and 2bths. Large deck off living room, air classical pavilion. Gym, spa, steam room and sauna. acre lot with $3 Million Web# H14429. conditioning, fpl, outdoor shower, oversized lot. Close to kitchen, 4brs, 3 bths, pool, and formal gardens. Master 16 Copeces Lane $799,000; Yearly Rental $36K Sat. 10/15 • 11AM-12:30PM Mosel•Katzter 917.865.2943 Gourmet kitchen and 4-car garage. Web#H0155403. Sat. 10/15 • 12-1PM Sat.beach. 10/15Web#H12412. & Sun. 10/16 • 11AM-1PM Linda Mallinson 516.242.1988 suite with bath. for tennis. 26 Dogwood Streetskylights, • $429,000a•full A 2br, 1bthRoom home with Sub-divide this 4 acre lot with 4br house, across from Lili Elsis 631.267.7305167 Dune Road • 15,500,000 • 300 FT. OF BEACHFRONT. 5 Rehan Avenue • $979,000 • Ditch Plains beach home outdoor shower, beautiful deck and a front sun porch. Web#H19778. Richard West 718.344.3241, town in Three Harbor area. Compound 10/14 - Mile Sun. 10/16 • 12-4PM (Call for appt.) Magnificent 5br home, Gunite pool, pool house. 3-carmarina Fri. Sat.acre 10/15corner • 1:30-3PM Enjoy private bay beach, close proximity to the Village of on .34 lot. Newly renovated, 2brs upstairs, Diane West 516.721.5199 opportunity with adjoining 2.5 acre lot with cottage or 4 5 Sylvie Lane • $1,500,000 • Private, builder’s flat on shy garage. Chef’s kitchen, formal dining, master with fpl. bridGEHAMpToN 18 Birch $1,800,000 • Spectacular oceanroom, views air Sag Harbor and Long Beach. Web#H31168. roomDrive and •2bths. Large deck off living .5 acre located within 3Web# miles to village. Owner/builder family acre Web# lot with $3 Million chateau. H14429. Views from all floors. 2.8 acres. Call for directions. from this 4br, 3.5bth beach house in Hither Woods. 3,700 Kelly O’Halloran 631.537.7107 conditioning, fpl, outdoor shower, oversized lot. Close to will build to suit 3,000 sf, 5br custom home. Sat. 10/15 • 11AM-12:30PM Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 sf of open and airy living space with great room, family Sat. 10/15 • 12-1PM H19782. Web# H0344768. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 beach. Web#H12412. Linda Cook’s Mallinson 516.242.1988 lbarbaria@elliman.com 26 Dogwood room and 2 master suites. kitchen and dining Sat. 10/15 • 1-2:30PMStreet • $429,000 • A 2br, 1bth home with 167 Dune Road • 15,500,000 • 300 FT. OF BEACHFRONT. shower,• 4br, beautiful deck andoffered a front sun porch. area, 2 fpls and attached 2-car garage. Web#0154476. 7 Cluboutdoor Lane • $780,000 3bth Traditional Fri. 10/14 - Sun. 10/16 • 12-4PM (Call for appt.) Magnificent 5br home,Sun. Gunite pool, pool house. 3-car 10/16 • 12-1:30PM Fri. 10/14 - Sun. 10/16 • 2-4PM (Call for appt.) Sat.Lili 10/15 • 1:30-3PM Enjoy private bay beach, proximity Elsis 631.267.7305 fully furnished! Open floor plan andclose deck for outdoor to the Village of 5 Sylvie • Main $1,500,000 Private, builder’s flat onwith shy garage. Chef’s kitchen,19formal dining, master •with fpl. 7,000sq.ft. Kellis Way • $4,395,000 Waterfront 6 Lane19 Street • • $1,999,000 • European Villa 18 Birch Drive • $1,800,000 • Spectacular ocean views dining/living. Sag Harbor and Long Beach. Web#H31168. Web#H30709. Patrick McLaughlin acre located within 3 miles to village. Owner/builder bedroom home 1.35 landscapedWeb# acres pool,.5jacuzzi Views from all floors. 2.8 acres. Callonfor directions. elegant craftmanship. 5,000 sf on 2 acres with room for fromSat. 10/15 1:30-3PM this 4br,• 3.5bth beach house in Hither Woods. 3,700631.725.0200, Kelly O’Halloran 631.537.7107 Kelly O’Halloran 631.537.7107 build to suit sf, 5br custom waterwall. Elegant home features patios, will decks H19782. Lori Barbariaand 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, pool3,000 and tennis. 1,800 sf LR, home. kitchen with sitting room, sf of18 Maple Street $1,995,000 • Enjoy and open and airy•living space with ocean greatviews room, family spectacular views with 200 ft frontage on Kellis PondH0344768. Web# Mosel Katzterand 917.865.2943 master with balcony fpl. Additional 3brs and 2bths. room lbarbaria@elliman.com hear the surf from this 4br, 3bth stylish home in Hither Sat. 10/15 • 11AM-12:30PM and 2 master suites. Cook’s kitchen and dining Sat. 10/15 • 1-2:30PM with dock, 3 fpls, elevator, lodge great room and bar. Web# H33576. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Woods onand an acre with garage room for pool. Hot 150 Bay StreetLane • $999,990 • Newly •renovated and area, 2 fpls attached 2-carand garage. Web#0154476. 7 Club • $780,000 4br, 3bth3br Traditional offered Web#H0155997. Cynthia Barrett 917.865.9917 tub, patios and lots of lawn area all with views of the sea. Sun. 10/16 • 12-1:30PM 2bth, 2-story. Located a few yards from Havens Beach; Fri. 10/14 - Sun. 10/16 • 2-4PM (Call for appt.) Lili Elsis 631.267.7305 fully furnished! Open floor plan and deck for outdoor Fri. 10/14 - Sun. 10/16 • 1-2:30PM (Call for appt.) Web#H36237. Lili Elsis 631.267.7305 spacious yard with potential for a pool. Brand new 19 Kellis Way • $4,395,000 • Waterfront 7,000sq.ft. 6 19 Main Street • $1,999,000 • European with Sat. 10/15 • 12-1:30PM 3 Stokes Court • $775,000 • GoodVilla Karma, Great Pirce. dining/living. Web#H30709. Patrick McLaughlin baths and eat-in modern kitchen make this turn-key. bedroom home on 1.3534landscaped pool,•jacuzzi elegant 5,000 sf on 2 acres with room Murray Placeacres • $825,000 Short trip to hamlet of craftmanship. Sat. 10/15 • 1:30-3PM 4br home features luscious landscaping, brickfor patio 631.725.0200, Kelly O’Halloran 631.537.7107 Web#H28343. Patrick McLaughlin 631.725.0200 and waterwall. ElegantBridgehampton. home features patios, decks This 3br home located at the pool end ofand a tennis. sf LR, kitchenthe with sitting room, and 1,800 wood deck surrounds pool. Corner lot provides 18 Maple Street • $1,995,000 • Enjoy ocean views and spectacular views withcul-de-sac 200 ft frontage onforKellis Pondand is onlymaster has room expansion minuteswith balcony fpl. acres) that Additionalfurther 3brs and 2bths. plenty of and land (.72 buffered by green hear the surf from this 4br, 3bth stylish home in Hither Sat. 10/15 • 11AM-12:30PM QUoGUE / EAST QUoGUE from lodge Main Street. with dock, 3 fpls, elevator, greatWeb#H22100. room and bar. belt on twoKatzter sides. Web#49209. Web# H33576. Mosel 917.865.2943 Woods on an acre with garage and room for pool. Hot 150 Bay Street • $999,990 • Newly renovated 3br and Steven Halsey 631.521.6790 Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Web#H0155997. Cynthia Barrett 917.865.9917 tub,Sun. patios and lots of lawn area all with views of the sea. 2bth, 2-story. Located a few yards from Havens Beach; 10/16 • 12-2PM SoUTHAMpToN Fri. 10/14 Sun. 10/16 • 1-2:30PM (Call for appt.) 5 Bay Avenue, East Quogue • $329,000 • Absolutely Web#H36237. Lili Elsis 631.267.7305 spacious yard with potential for a pool. Brand new Sat.• 10/15 • 1-2PM Sat. 10/15 • 12-1:30PMSun. 10/16 • 12-1:30PM 3 Stokes Court $775,000 • Good Karma, Great Pirce. charming Victorian cottage in the heart of East Quogue Fri. 10/14 • 10:30-11:30AM 11 Murray Place • $299,000 • Situated at the beginning baths and eat-in modern kitchen make this turn-key. 220 Norfolk Drive • $525,000 • This home is Immaculate 34 Murray Place • $825,000 • cul-de-sac Short tripistothis hamlet of lot with room 4br home features lusciouscommunity landscaping, brick patio with bay access down the road. A great summer or year8 ClubWeb#H28343. Drive, Shinnecock Hills • $549,000 • Newly of a quiet half acre for in a waterfront of Clearwater. 3brs, 2bths Patrick McLaughlin 631.725.0200 Bridgehampton. 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HAMpToN bAyS 6 br 4 full bthEast and 2Quogue half bth Traditional. Great room with 16 Lake Drive • $1,285,000 • Newly constructed Dutch 5 Bay Avenue, • $329,000 • Absolutely Sun. 10/16 • 12-1:30PM Gunite pool/spa. Spacious living quarters. Beautifully Sat. 10/15 • 1-2PM view of pool and wet bar. FLR with fpl, FDR, breakfast Colonial has 5brs, 4bths, open floor plan, eat-in kitchen, charming Victorian cottage in the heart of East Quogue landscaped acre with lot Norfolk Drive Fri. 10/14 • 10:30-11:30AM 11 Murray Place • $299,000 • Situated atviews. Adjacent the beginning1.5 acre220 Sat. 10/15 • 1-2:30PM • $525,000 • This home is Immaculate area, 3access offices.down Masterthe suite with Awalk-in andor year-living room with fpl, heated Gunite pool and finished both $4.5M. Web#H10170. baywith road. greatclosets summer 8 Club Drive, Shinnecock Hills • $549,000 • Newly of a quiet cul-de-sac isavailable. this halfBuy acre lotforwith room for 32 Oak Lane • $1,999,999 • Waterfront bulkhead forwithbath in a waterfront community of Clearwater. 3brs,gem 2bths spa tubs.Web#H12584. lower level. Community beach and boat launch. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 home, filled917.678.6543 with charm. Web#H19705. and floatingBeach dock.Sprawling Ranch with 4brs,round renovated, 4br, 3bth ranch on a large hillside lot house and pool. Web#H1207. Adriana Jurcev and only a few4 vessels minutes toaLocal and Ocean. Web#H14235. AnnMarie Horanhigh 631.204.2738 3bths, office or 5th br, EIK, LR & DR with wall of windows Constance Porto 631.723.4324 with living room/fpl, large kitchen/dining area and room Steven Halsey 631.521.6790 Web#H26717.bring Frank Fiordaliso 631.834.2459 EAST HAMpToN in fab grounds and waterviews. Gunite pool, Sat. 10/15 & Sun. 10/16 • 12-4PM for pool. Web#H38109. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 outdoor kitchen,paver patio,Exclusive. Web#H13071. Sun.1810/16 1-2:30PM and 31• Jessups Landing East, Quogue Fri. 10/14 - Sun. 10/16 • Sun. 11:30-1PM for appt.) Adriana Jurcev 917.678.6543 10/16 •(Call 12:30-1:30PM $1,160,000 / $1,225,000 • 55 or• better adult community. 1 Jeffrey Lane, East Quogue $1,200,000 • 5,800 sf Sat. 10/15 • SoUTHold 2-4PM 527 Butter Lane • $2,500,000 • 2 masters, 4brs, 4bths. 92 Northwest Landing Road • $1,295,000 HAMpToN bAyS All custom built, gourmet kitchen with granite counter 6 br 4 full bth and 2 half bth Traditional. Great room with 16 Lake Drive • $1,285,000 • Newly constructed Dutch Sat. 10/15 • 12-2PM Gunite pool/spa. 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Sun. 10/9, 11AM-1PM Katzter 917.865.2943 Sat. 10/8 • 1-2pm QUoGUE / EAST QUoGUE 238 Madison Street • $795,000 • This 3br, 2bth Turn-ofSun. 10/9, 11AM-1PM 40 Newlight Lane • $2,595,000 • Post ModernMosel beach Katzter 917.865.2943 Sat. 10/8 • 1-2pm QUoGUE / EAST QUoGUE the-Century residence features sized LR,•DR and3br, 2bth Turn-ofhouse on 1•acre, sf, 5brs with private main Sat. 10/8 - Mon. 10/10 • 12-4PM (Call for appt.) 238 Madison Streeta good • $795,000 This 40 Newlight Lane • $2,595,000 Post5,000 Modern beach Sun. 10/9 • 2-4PM kitchen. Room for pool. Web#H24412. floor master suite with expensive bath. New EIK with 5 Sylvie Lane • $1,500,000 • Private, builder’s flat on shy the-Century residence features a good sized LR, DR and house on 1 acre, 5,000 sf, 5brs with private main Sat. 10/8 Mon. 10/10 • 12-4PM (Call for appt.) 145 Chardonnay Drive, East Quogue • $1,250,000 Justin Agnello 631.267.7334 Viking and Sub Zero. Web#H0146797. Lori Barbaria .5 acre located within 3 miles to village. Owner/builder Sun. 10/9 2-4PM kitchen. Room for pool. Web#H24412. floor master suite with expensive bath. New EIKlbarbaria@elliman.com with Spend the•spring contemplating luscious blooming 5 Sylvie Lanewill • $1,500,000 • Private, builder’s flat on shy 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, build to suit 3,000 sf, 5br custom home. 145 Chardonnay East entertaining Quogue • $1,250,000 JustinSoUTHAMpToN Agnello 631.267.7334 trees and flowers,Drive, the summer with indoor/ Viking and Sub Zero. Web#H0146797. Lori Barbaria .5 acre located within 3 miles to village. Owner/builder Web# H0344768. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 outdoor pool, Thanksgiving in country Spend thekitchens, spring and contemplating luscious blooming 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@elliman.com Sat. 10/8 - Mon. 10/10 • 12-1:30PM (Call for appt.)will build to suit 3,000 sf, 5br custom home. Sun. 10/9 from 12-2PM splendor and winterthe in traditional Web#H14584. SoUTHAMpToN trees and flowers, summerbeauty. entertaining with indoor/ 527 Butter Lane • $2,500,000 • 2 masters, 4brs, 4bths. Sat. 10/8 - Mon.Katzter 10/10 • 11AM-1PM (Call for appt.) Web# H0344768. Mosel 917.865.2943 Codi Garcete 516.381.1031, Palmer Gaget 917.929.3449 QUOGUE QUANTUCK OPEN outdoor kitchens, and pool, Thanksgiving in country 287 Towd Point Road • $1,625,000 Gunite pool/spa. Spacious livingBAY quarters. Beautifully 19 Main Street • $1,999,000 • European Villa with Sat. 10/8 - Mon. 10/10 • 12-1:30PM (Call for appt.) Situated directly on the water and towering over landscaped with views. Adjacent 1.5 acre lotviews throughout elegant craftmanship. on 2 acres with on room Sun. 12-2PM splendor winter in traditional beauty. Web#H14584. $5,475,000 •2acre Capture the captivating this 6,500 sf 5,000 Post sf Modern. Sited 2.3for private acresand encompassing heated pool, tennis court, pool with Russian shower sauna and thehouse Peconic Bay,10/9 Northfrom Seasteam Harbor and Towdand Point, 527 Butter Lane • $2,500,000 masters, 4brs, 4bths. water Sat. 10/8 - Mon. 10/10 • 11AM-1PM for appt.) available.• Buy both for $4.5M. Web#H10170. pool and tennis. 1,800 sf(Call LR, kitchen with sitting room, Sat.Garcete 10/8 & Sun. 10/9 • 12-4PMPalmer Gaget 917.929.3449 287 Towd Point Road • $1,625,000 Codi 516.381.1031, this home has it all. Stunning waterfront views in all private dock. Exclusive. Web# H46937 Gunite pool/spa. Spacious living quarters. Beautifully 19 Main Street • $1,999,000 European Villa3brs withand 2bths. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 master with balcony•and fpl. Additional 18 and 31 Jessups Landing East, Quogue Situated directly on the water and over directions, a private sandy beach, a bulkhead, a fulltowering first landscaped acre with views. Adjacent 1.5 acre lot Web# H33576. Mosel 917.865.2943 elegant craftmanship. 5,000 sf Katzter on 2 acres with room for $1,160,000 and $1,225,000 • 55 or better adult floor with the direct access to cabana and Sea beach. Peconic Bay, North Harbor and Towd Point, EAST HAMpToN community. Beautiful new model home ready to occupy. available. Buy both for $4.5M. Web#H10170. pool and tennis. 1,800 sf LR, kitchen with sitting room, Sat. 10/8 & Sun. 10/9 • 12-4PM Danielle Lise 917.559.7777 thisDesrochers home has631.537.4910, it all. Stunning waterfront views in all Sat. 10/8 -and Mon.fpl. 10/10Additional • 1-2:30PM (Call forand appt.) All custom built, gourmet kitchen withQuogue granite counter Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 master with balcony 3brs 2bths. and 31 Jessups Landing East, Sun. 10/9 • 3-4PM directions, a private sandy beach, a bulkhead, a full first 3 Stokes Court • $775,000 • 4br home features luscious 18 tops, stainless steel appliances,large open LR with fpl., Web# H33576. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 $1,160,000 and $1,225,000 • 55 or better adult Sat. 10/8 • 1-3PM & Sun. 10/9 • 1-3PM 92 Northwest Landing Road • $1,350,000 • At the end landscaping, brick patio and wood deck surrounds the screened-in porch,elevator, full fininshed basement with floor with direct access to cabana and beach. EASTof aHAMpToN 137 North Main Street • $769,000 • This Southampton community. BeautifulJonHolderer new model917.848.7624 home ready to occupy. very special road is a sanctuary that is paradise and pool. Corner lot provides plenty of land (.72 acres) that full bth. Web#H51634. Kent Danielle Lisedreams Desrochers Village Cape awaits your to move 631.537.4910, in, renovate or 917.559.7777 Sat. - Mon. 10/10buffered • 1-2:30PM (Call foronappt.) this 4br home is one of the few that exist there. It is10/8 newly further by green belt two sides. Web#49209. AllRydberg custom631.833.5242 built, gourmet kitchen with granite counter rebuild. Close to village, shops, train, schools. With 4brs renovated with beautiful details from a steam 3shower in Court Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Sun. 10/9 • 3-4PM Stokes • $775,000 • 4br home features luscious tops, stainless steel appliances,large open LR with fpl., and 2bths,Sat. there10/8 is plenty of room a pool on•lovely the master bath to a sauna in its own little house. • 1-3PM & for Sun. 10/9 1-3PM 92 Northwest Landing Road • $1,350,000 • Atoutside the end landscaping, brick patio and wood deck surrounds the screened-in porch,elevator, full fininshed basement with grounds. 137 Web#H26802. Lynette Valetutti 631.793.3733 Sun. 10/9 • 1-3PM 516.702.5649, 10/9 • 1:15-3:15PM (Call for North Main Street • $769,000 • This Southampton of a very special road isWeb#H45995. a sanctuaryLori thatBarbaria is paradise and 631.537.6041, pool. Corner Sun. lot provides plenty of• land (.72Appt.) acres) that full15A bth. Web#H51634. JonHolderer 917.848.7624 Kent Squires Avenue, East Quogue • $699,000 • 4 br, lbarbaria@elliman.com 42 Scallop Avenue • $699,000 • 3brs plus loft and Village Cape awaits your dreams to move in, renovate or this 4br home is one of the few that exist there. It is newly further buffered by green onlevel twoleading sides. Web#49209. 2+bth Traditional on 1.30 acres. Includes basement and 631.833.5242 Sun. 10/9 • 1-3PM partially finishedbelt lower out to Gunite pool on Rydberg rebuild. Close to village,inshops, train, schools. With 4brs 10/8 • from 11-1PM den/office, bonus room, open floor plan, hardwood and tile renovated with beautifulSat. details a steam shower in Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 16 Lake Drive • $1,285,000 • Located a Southampton 2/3rd acre. Web# H14967. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 24 North Bay Lane $6,000,000 • 10,000+ sf home 2bths, there is plenty of room for a pool on lovely flooring. Lucille Rakower 516.902.0220, the master bath to a sauna outside in its• own little house. waterfrontand community, this newly constructed Dutch surrounded by reserve. 5brs including guest wing, 8 Bobby Rosenbaum 917.586.0052 grounds. Web#H26802. Lynette Sun. 10/9 • 1-3PM HAMpToN bAyS Colonial has 5brs, 4bths, open floor plan, EIK, LR Valetutti 631.793.3733 Web#H45995. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, Sun.suite 10/9 • 1:15-3:15PM • (Call for Appt.) fpl., finished basement with movie theater, master with fpl., heated Gunite pool and finished lower level. 15A Squires Avenue, East Quogue • $699,000 • 4 br, lbarbaria@elliman.com 42 Scallop • $699,000 • 3brs plus loft and and magnificent grounds. Web#H12335. Kenneth Meyer Avenue Sat. 10/8 • 12-2PM beach and boat launch. Web#H14235. 2+bth 1.30 acres. Includes basement and Community Sat.Traditional 10/8 & Sun. on 10/9 • 12-2PM • 1-3PM partially finished lower level leading out5br, to Gunite pool on 631.329.9400 9 Trynz Ln • $2,900,000 • Idyllic 4bth Contemporary AnnMarieSun. Horan10/9 631.204.2738 Sat. 10/8 • 11-1PM 10 Kate Court , East Quogue • $1,995,000 Furnished and tile den/office, bonus room, open floor plan,•hardwood 16 Lake Drive • $1,285,000 • Located in a Southampton 2/3rd acre. Web# H14967. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 on 1.2 acres. 4,500 sf. of living space. 2-story guest/ Sat. 10/8 • 12-1:30pm 4,500 sf,Lucille 5br, 5.5 Rakower marble bath Post Modern on 1.4 acres. 24 North Bay Lane • $6,000,000 • 10,000+ sf home flooring. 516.902.0220, community, this newly constructed Dutch office wing, gourmet kitchen, sauna; 2,500 sf. of Toilsome Lane •guest $2,900,000 Fri. 10/7 •waterfront 10:30-11:30AM FloorRosenbaum to ceiling wainscoting, 2-car garage, Gunite pool, surrounded by reserve.65 5brs including wing,• 8Unique home built in Bobby 917.586.0052 decking, pool with hot tub. Web#H19709. Constance HAMpToN bAyS Colonial has 5brs, open floor plan, EIK, LR impeccably restored. Pool and artist’s studio. 8 Club Drive, Shinnecock Hills •4bths, $549,000 • Newly EIK with professional appliances, granite counters, fpl., finished basement 1880 withand movie theater, suite Porto631.723.4324 Many porches and patiosmaster and garden paths. Web#76948. renovated, mother/daughter-type home features 4brs, with fpl., heated Gunite pool and finished lower level. FDR, 2 master suites, magnificent landscaping. and magnificent grounds. Web#H12335. Kenneth Meyer Bonny Aarons 631.329.9400 3bths, LR Community with fpl, large beach kitchen and and dining area. Room Web#H0157052. Mariko Pichardo 917.301.2416 Sat. 10/8 • 12-2PM boat launch. Web#H14235. Sat. 10/8 & Sun. 10/9 • 12-2PM Sat. 10/8 • 2-4PM 631.329.9400 for pool. Web#H38109. Michael631.204.2738 Nappa 631.204.2726 9 Trynz Ln • $2,900,000 • Idyllic 5br, 4bth Contemporary AnnMarie Horan Sat. 10/8 & Sun. 10/9 • 1-3PM 10 Trynz Ln · $3,200,000 • Magnificent waterfront revival 10 Kate Court , East Quogue • $1,995,000 • Furnished on 1.2 acres. with 4,500 sf. of views livingofspace. 2-story stunning Shinnecock Bay. guest/ Gunite pool with 4,500 Sun.sf, 10/9 • 12-2PM Sat. 10/8 • 12-1:30pm 25 Lyme Lane • $1,499,000 • Private Contemporary 5br, 5.5 marble bath Post Modern on 1.4 acres. Fri. 10/7 • 12:30-1:30PM boarders a•45-acre EIK. office wing, gourmet kitchen, sauna; 2,500 sf.The of gardens 6 person hot tub looking out at the bay. 5 Oldfield Lane,wainscoting, East Quogue • $515,000 • Turn-key 65 Toilsome Lane • $2,900,000 Uniquereserve. home 3brs, built 2.5bths, in 10/7 •• 10:30-11:30AM Floor to ceiling 2-car garage, Gunite pool, 49 Culver Fri. Hill Street $635,000 • Ideal for professional Web#H11424. Lori MacGarva 631.267.7374 decking, poolare pristine. A picture perfect summer or year-round home featuring a new kitchen with stainless steel with hot tub. Web#H19709. Constance 1880 and impeccably restored. Pool and artist’s studio. Club Drive, Shinnecock Hills • $549,000 • Newly residential use. Freestanding, EIKappliances, with professional appliances, granite counters, offices and8 possible residence. Web#H19742. Constance Porto 631.723.4324 granite countertops, baths with marble Porto631.723.4324 Sun. 10/9 • 11AM-1PM shingle style, newly renovated and ready for occupancy. Many porches and patios and garden paths. Web#76948. renovated, mother/daughter-type home features 4brs, FDR, 2 master suites, magnificent landscaping. floors. Set on .60 acres in beach community with room to 27 Church Street • $899,000 • Village original offers Situated on the border of thefpl, Estate Section and the Bonny Aarons 631.329.9400 3bths, LR with large kitchen and dining area. Room Web#H0157052. Mariko 917.301.2416 MoNTAUk expand. Web#H25270. CodiPichardo Garcete 516.381.1031 3brs, 2bths, sitting room and dining area separate from Village of Southampton Business District. Web#H9063. Sat. 10/8 • 2-4PM for pool. Web#H38109. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 expansion. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 Sat. 10/8 & Sun. 10/9 • kitchen. 1-3PM On a .25-acre, w/room for a pool and 10 Trynz Ln ·Sat. $3,200,000 • Magnificent waterfront revival 10/8 • 1:30-3:00PM Sat. 10/8 • 1-2:30PM A double pre-existing garage could transform into a pool 25 Lyme Lane • $1,499,000 • Private Contemporary 18 Birch Drive • $1,800,000 • Enjoy spectacular ocean with stunning views of Shinnecock Bay. Gunite pool with Sun. 10/9 • 12-2PM 8 Skyes Neck Ct., East Quogue • $899,000 • Lovely house. Web#H45481. Robin Kaplan 631.267.7384 10/7 • 12:30-1:30PM Sat. 10/8 •Fri. 1-3PM from thisout spotless bedroom, bath beach boarders a 45-acre reserve. 3brs, 2.5bths, EIK. 6 person hot views tub looking at the4 bay. The 3.5 gardens 5 Oldfield Lane,South EastofQuogue • $515,000 Turn-key Contemporary the Highway. 3br, 2bths•on 1.1 200 Sebonac Road • $645,000 • Newly decorated•cottage 49 Culver Hill Street • $635,000 Ideal for professional in Hither Woods. 3700+ sq. ft.year-round of open and airy Sat. 10/8, & Sun. 10/9 • 12-6PM (Call for appt.)are pristine. house Web#H11424. Lori MacGarva 631.267.7374 acres. LR with fpl., kitchen with granite counter tops, A picture perfect summer or home featuring a new kitchen with stainless steel features 3brs, 3bths, LRpossible with fpl., den, kitchen, DR, deck living space with soaring great room, family rm, & offices and residential use. Freestanding, 89 NW Landing Rd • $995,000 • 1 acre lot situated on a tiled baths and amazing outdoor livingbaths space.Pool and residence. Web#H19742. Constance Porto 631.723.4324 appliances, granite countertops, with marble and private garden. Minutes to village, beaches and golf. for occupancy. 2 master suites. Cooks kitchen and dining area, 2 Sun. 10/9 • 11AM-1PM marina overlooking Northwest Harbor. 3br home affords shingle style, newly renovated and ready spa tub. Web#H44396. Adriana Jurcevc 917.678.6543 Web#H42159. Mohsen Zakour 631.204.2745 floors. Set on .60 acres in beach community with room to fireplaces and attached 2 car garage. water/sunset views from open LR. Behind the 2-car 27 Church Street • $899,000 • Village original offers Situated on the border of the Estate Section and the MoNTAUk expand. Web#H25270. Codi Garcete 516.381.1031 Web#H0154476. Lili Elsis 631.267.7305 garage is a large reserve. Web#H34099. 3brs, 2bths, sitting room and dining area separate from Village ofSoUTHold Southampton Business District. Web#H9063. SAGApoNAck Hara Kang 631.267.7335 kitchen. On a .25-acre, w/room for a pool and expansion. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 Sat. 10/8 • 12-2PM Sat. 10/8 • 1:30-3:00PM QUOGUE OCEANFRONT GEM Sat. 10/8 • 1-2:30PM Sat. 10/8 • 12-1PM Sun. 10/9 • 1:30-3PM Sat. 10/8 Mon. 10/10 • 9AM-1PM (Call for appt.) A double pre-existing garage could transformARCHITECTURAL into a pool 272 Old Montauk Highway, Hilltop #4 • $2,825,000 • 2br, 18 Birch •property $1,800,000 • Enjoy spectacular ocean 23heading Wilkes Lane •boat $14,500,000 • SAGAPONACK SOUTH63 Edwards Hole Road • $799,000 • Federal-style houseDrive Main Road • $1,295,000 • heated Sud-dividable horse 8 Skyes Neck Ct., East Quogue • $899,000 •ftLovely $9,500,000 • Experience this rare 2 plus acre Dune Road acre on Quogue Canal with bulk and slip. Property over 150 of sandy57585 beach, beautiful Gunite pool 2.5bth, 2,133 sfwith villa,1/3 hardwood floors, granite kitchen house. Web#H45481. Robin Kaplan 631.267.7384 Sat. 10/8 •grounds, 1-3PM views from this spotless 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath beach 9,000 sf with 6brs, this spacious new construction with conveniently located. This 3br, 3bth home features farm on 8.2 acres with 3,500 sf of living space, 3-car Contemporary South of the Highway. 3br, 2bths on 1.1 countertops, AAA appliances. Baths feature custom Web# and tennis court.with Thisgranite unique home is onehouse ofden, Charles Rothery AIA original masterpieces. Exclusive. H34168 200stables, Sebonac Road •and $645,000 • Newly decorated cottage pool and tennis overlooks the farm fields. A gorgeous open kitchen counters, spacious garage, barn 2br cottage studio. Additional in Hither Woods. 3700+ sq. ft. of open and airy Sat. 10/8, & Sun. 10/9 •an 12-6PM (Call for appt.) tiles, fittings by Waterworks. 180 degree panoramic acres. LR with fpl., kitchen with granite counter tops,8 acres adjacent also available. Web#H26808. LR with double height ceilings and windows over the hardwood• floors, heated pool, features 3brs, 3bths, LR with fpl., den, kitchen, DR, deck views.soaring Web#H20840. Kaplan 631.267.7384 living space with greatRobin room, family rm, & 89 NW Landing Rd • $995,000 1 acredeck, lot situated on and a landscaped tiled bathsWeb#H0147397. and amazingLori outdoor living space.Pool andMosel Katzter 917.865.2943 reserve. Barbaria 516.702.5649, yard. Web#H20728. Hara Kang 631.267.7335 and private garden. Minutes to village, beaches and golf. 2 master suites. Cooks kitchen and dining area, 2 marina overlooking Northwest Harbor. 3br home affords spa tub. Web#H44396. Adriana Jurcevc 917.678.6543 631.537.6041 lbarbaria@elliman.com Web#H42159. Mohsen Zakour 631.204.2745 fireplaces and attached 2 car garage. water/sunset views from open LR. Behind the 2-car Web#H0154476. Lili Elsis 631.267.7305 garage is a large reserve. Web#H34099. SoUTHold SAGApoNAck Hara Kang 631.267.7335 Sat. 10/8 • 12-2PM Sat. 10/8 • 12-1PM Sun. 10/9 • 1:30-3PM Sat. 10/8 - Mon. 10/10 • 9AM-1PM (Call for appt.) 1436 272 Old Montauk Highway, Hilltop #4 • $2,825,000 • 2br, 23 Wilkes $14,500,000 SAGAPONACK 63 Edwards Hole Road • $799,000 Federal-style 57585 the Main Road • logo $1,295,000 • Sud-dividable ©2011 Prudential•Financial, Inc. andhouse its related 2.5bth, entities. 2,133 An independently owned and operated broker member of Prudential Real Lane Estate•Affiliates, Inc., a •Prudential FinancialSOUTHcompany. Prudential, Prudential and the Rock symbol are horse sf villa, hardwood floors, granite kitchen 9,000 sf with 6brs, this Inc., spacious new construction withPrudential, conveniently located.service This 3br, 3bth home features farm 8.2 acres 3,500 of living marks of Prudential Financial, and its related entities, registered in many jurisdictions worldwide. under license. Equal Housing Opportunity. countertops, AAA appliances. 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Fake Hampton If Movies in the Hamptons are Not Made Here, Then Where? By Dan Rattiner It seems that almost every week, you hear about a film or TV show underway in the Hamptons. In recent weeks, we’ve had “Revenge” and “Ringer” on television, and a few months back the romantic comedy film Something Borrowed, and the spy thriller Salt last year, and for the last three years we’ve had many episodes of the TV show “Royal Pains.” You would think you would see film crews just about everywhere, wouldn’t you? But you don’t. The reason? Read the fine print. Practically all of “Royal Pains” is filmed elsewhere, in places that look like the Hamptons, but are not in the Hamptons. They have found a town that looks like the Hamptons. The 2010 film The Romantics was not shot in the Hamptons. Weekend at Bernies, filmed in 1989, was supposed to be filmed in the Hamptons but wasn’t. Even the movie Jaws, which was supposed to have been shot in the Hamptons, was in fact shot somewhere else. The reason they all give for not doing their filming here is that it is too expensive to film in the Hamptons. If you’re dealing with a TV Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is available in paperback. A third memoir, STILL IN THE HAMPTONS, will be published next spring.

show or a major motion picture, you’re dealing with unions. And union workers are not based in the Hamptons. They are based in New York City. So every day of work begins when the workers get up in the morning and go out the front door to come out here. The clock starts ticking. Essentially, they’re paid as much for driving time as they are paid for working time. It’s double the expense. There’s also the problem with permits to be gotten to film in the Hamptons with our peculiar blizzard of villages and towns and hamlets. And then there’s the problem with the crowds. The Hamptons is a very popular place. Shooting on Main Street is almost impossible. What I think is that there is another “Hamptons,” a fake Hamptons, quite near to New York. I think the movie people built it. It is, perhaps, in the Meadowlands. Or in Paramus, New Jersey, or in Queens somewhere. Maybe it’s in Old Westbury. Three years ago, an incident occurred in my life that led me to believe in the truth of this. My stepson had graduated college and was in Bulgaria acting in a horror film. There are places in the world, as you know, where you can make movies cheap. Bulgaria is one of those places. My wife and I flew to Sofia, the capital of that country, to watch the shoot one weekend. Scoop met us at the airport and took us to the top of a hill outside of that city where there was—lo and behold—a replica of the Roman Coliseum. They were making the movie in this wooden Roman Coliseum. There was a giant Cyclops to be filmed in the Roman Coliseum. And they

couldn’t use the regular Roman Coliseum. As a matter of fact, many other films supposedly in the coliseum were filmed in this set in Bulgaria. At this point what I’d like to do is recruit all of you readers to go on a quest—find the fake Hampton. Keep your ears open. If you know people in the film industry, talk to them. If you hear something, say something. I suspect what we are looking for has a town green, a windmill, a Main Street that looks like Southampton or East Hampton, a potato field and a vineyard with a winery. I think when we find it, we should adopt it, take it over and make it into an “extra” Hamptons to take the pressure off all the other Hamptons out here. We’re just too crowded with people on summertime weekends these days anyway. We could persuade some of the crowds to go there on the weekends. And then during the week, we could rent it out to the film studios. It’s a win-win. Here’s a long list of films made either in the fake Hamptons or in the real Hamptons over the years. See if you can tell which was which. Sabrina (1995), Deep Impact (1998), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), Hulda of Holland (1913), The Flesh Eaters (1964), Annie Hall (1977), Wall Street (1987), Sweet Liberty (1977), Last Summer in the Hamptons (1975), Pollock (2000), Town & Country (2001), Shelter Island (2003), Door in the Floor (2004), Something’s Gotta Give (2003), Funny Games (2008), Nanny Diaries (2007), Loverboy (2006), HBO’s Grey Gardens (2010) and King of the Hamptons (2010).

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Screaming Reichians When the Psychiatrists Kept Everybody Up in Lion’s Head By Dan Rattiner Years ago in the Hamptons, all kinds of odd people would come out here in the summertime. I think it had to do with the fact that prices were cheap. Even in the amounts that passed for money in those days, people of modest means could afford it. This is no longer the case, of course. With real estate prices what they are now, the Hamptons is pretty much just for the rich. I do think it is the Hamptons loss that this is so, but that’s my opinion. One group of professionals that came out here and hung around together were the psychiatrists. Those following one sort of philosophy or another kind of banded together. The other day, I remembered a short article I

had written years ago in Dan’s Papers about the followers of a particular psychiatrist named Dr. Wilhelm Reich. And looking through back issues, I found it. It appeared in Dan’s Papers on September 26, 1980. Here it is. * * * At a party in Southampton the other night, I wrote, I overheard a woman make this comment. “Thank Heaven the Reichians are gone,” she said. “We can live our lives again.” I walked over and joined this conversation. “Reichians?” I asked. “I thought Reichians were psychiatrists. Followers of Wilhelm Reich.” “Indeed they are,” the woman said. “And

we’ve had four of them with summer homes in the Lion’s Head section of Springs. Have you ever been up there when they were seeing their patients?” “Can’t say that I have.” “It’s horrendous. They deal in primal screams. You’ve never heard such screaming. One of the patients will scream over on the next block and it rattles the dishes. I scream back. ‘Hope you feel better.’ It just goes on and on.” “Can’t you complain to the authorities?” “Complain? Somebody who is going to the psychiatrist down the street is too loud?” “My God.” (continued on next page)

AT LAST, THE BULOVA CONDO PROJECT PROCEEDS By Dan Rattiner The big brick eyesore in Sag Harbor, the former Bulova Watchcase Factory, finally, after many fits and starts, got its final approval from that village to go ahead a few weeks ago. It will become a 65-unit condominium complex and I imagine that the developer, Cape Advisors, after all they have been through, will start work on this just as soon as they possibly can. Sag Harbor is notorious for giving just about anything new proposed in that village a very hard time. They certainly did not spare the rod when it came to Cape Advisors in 2006. That is when the developer first approached the Village. In other towns, a thorough investigation of a project might take one or two years. This one took five, due to no fault of the

developers. My own opinion is that I think it’s wonderful that the Village of Sag Harbor gives everything a hard time. The Village is frozen in a time long ago, although that is not the time the town is famous for. It is frozen in about 1950. It’s a summer resort town from that era looking proudly back to the time around 1845 when the town was one of the four great whaling towns in America—the others being Nantucket, New Bedford and Lahaina, Maui. The mom and pop stores of the 1950s still sit on Main Street. You put a quarter in a mechanical horse in front of the 5 and 10 and it gives any six-year-old a great ride. Anything too chic or too big gets fended off. It’s great. The Bulova Watchcase Factory Building is

another matter. It went out of business in 1981. And since it is four stories high and looms in many ways over the town, its abandoned hulk has been a cause for concern and many attempts at its restoration, as one thing or another, have been shot down by the Village. In the 1990s, for 10 years, all the crap that the watchcase factory spilled into the ground got cleaned up, paid for mostly, I believe, by Bulova. It was a superfund site during that era. Then around 2000, inspectors went in and declared that the factory building was quite sturdily built and good to become whatever anybody wanted. I recall one attempt was made to make it into a giant art studio but that didn’t work out. I recall another developer (continued on next page)

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“They have these guttural screams that come from deep down in their chests. From their very souls.” “Did all four psychiatrists live in the same house?” “Separate houses. Scattered throughout the neighborhood. You couldn’t get away.” “Sounds awful.” “Two of them moved out last year. Then the third, then this year finally the fourth. We’re free at last.” Only in the Hamptons. * * * I took this article to to my wife, who is a psychotherapist. She told me I ought to look up what they were screaming about, and so I did. Wilhelm Reich and his followers, it turns out, were screaming not so much to get the demons out, which was what I thought it was all about, but to turn themselves on about sex. I guess when I learned about Reich in college, I had missed that. So in 1980 I had made a mistake, which I hereby correct. Better late than never. The story of Wilhelm Reich is fascinating, and it also tells some remarkable stuff about the United States in the 1950s and 1960s. Reich was a pupil and confident of Sigmund Freud in Germany, had become an anti-fascist when Hitler came to power, and in opposition, joined the German Communist Party. After two years, he became so violently opposed to Communism, the party threw him out, so, in 1939, he came to America to advance his own theories about human behavior. Reich was of the belief that there were two kinds of energy in the universe, the energy for kindness and goodness and the energy for evil

and hatred of others. He invented something he called the Orgone Box, which he said, was able to collect and accumulate the good energy and be available for use by his followers. Orgone stood for Orgasm and also for Organism. The boxes themselves, and he had thousands of them made, were five feet high, two and a half feet wide and were made of layers of wood and sheet metal. They could be purchased. They were the good energy accumulators. In 1946, Reich wrote a book called Listen, Little Man! which sold in huge numbers. Reich said, “My book reflects the inner turmoil of a scientist and physician who has observed the little man for many years and seen, first with astonishment, then with horror, what he does to himself; how he suffers, rebels, honors his enemies and murders his friends; how, wherever he acquires power ‘in the name of the people’ he misuses it and transforms it into something more cruel than the tyranny he had previously suffered at the hands of upper-class sadists.” The book does not tell you how to use the Orgone Box. You have to go to either him or his followers to learn that. The end result, however, is that people become triumphant in defeating the evil energy and absorbing the good energy. And this energy, Reich declares, is actually physical, and it is expressed in lots and lots of loving. “It is high time” he wrote, “for the living to get tough, for toughness is indispensable in the struggle to safeguard and develop the lifeforce; this will not detract from their goodness, as long as they stand courageously by the truth.”

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In 1947, after the New Republic published a scathing article claiming the Orgone Box was a fraud, the U. S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) began an investigation into the Reich Orgone Energy Accumulator. The FDA operated on the presumption that Reich’s books and literature must contain pornography. But when Reich refused to even talk to the FDA, the investigation collapsed. They had no evidence. But that was not the end of it. In 1954, in the middle of the Joe McCarthy era, when this United States Senator terrified everyone in America with his “Congressional hearings” that came this close to toppling the government to make McCarthy a fascist dictator, the FDA went after Reich again. Again they could find no evidence, they nevertheless declared the Orgone Box a fraud, that orgone energy does not exist, that all literature mentioning orgone energy be burned, and that the transport of orgone boxes across state lines was grounds for arrest. As Reich continued to refuse to cooperate— this was exactly the evil energy he was talking about—such transport continued to take place, and later that year, Reich was imprisoned. Three years later, just a day before Reich was to go up for parole, he died in prison of a heart attack. He was 60 years old. Today, you are free to buy orgone boxes anywhere and pull the physical-psychic energy from the universe as per his instructions. And I guess that in the late 1960s and 1970s, groups of Reichians came out to Springs to enjoy Lion’s Head. In 1940, Reich spent five hours with Einstein. There is no record of what they said to one another, but as Reich was leaving, he was overheard to say, “You understand now why everyone thinks I’m mad.” “And how,” Einstein replied.

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who wanted to put housing there who came and went. It was in 2006 that Cape Advisors came to the Village with their plan to turn this building into condominiums. I think Cape Advisors expected a process that might last a year. The Village has a population of about 3,000. Another 150 or 200 people in apartments didn’t seem to me to be such a big deal to get that hulk fixed up. Wrangling went on. The Village wanted some of the apartments to be affordable. Cape Advisors resisted, but eventually agreed to put $2.5 million into the Sag Harbor Community Housing Trust fund so the Village could build such units elsewhere. And in late 2008, when all the I’s were dotted and all the T’s crossed the bottom fell out of Wall Street and Cape Advisors announced that their financing had evaporated. The Village had just waited too long. Cape Advisors walked. A lot of soul searching went on in Sag Harbor after that happened. There was the big factory again, still all boarded up, still with the scaffolding out front, and perhaps another 10 years would pass. It then came as something of a pleasant surprise about three months ago when Cape (continued on page 22)

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The Affair

Steve Jobs, Cerebral Cortex and Unrequited Love By Dan Rattiner There is a firm down in Texas by the name of MindSign Neuromarketing that you can hire to see how customers and potential customers react to seeing your ads or commercials. They hook up volunteers with electrodes and measure the activity levels of their brains while watching or reading this material. Depending on what lights up, they can tell you if the viewer or reader is bored, excited, interested or offended. I am not making this up. There are some people out there making millions selling this service. Google it and you’ll see. At some point, a company hired this firm and had them do a study to see if people liked the iPhone. What they found was amazing. In

addition to the fact that people were excited by it, the firm found considerable activity in the insular cortex of the brain, an area which is known to light up when people feel love and compassion. A writer named Martin Lindstrom duplicated this experiment by also hiring this firm, but with a twist. He asked the firm to measure the different parts of brain activation when people were exposed to the sounds an iPhone makes, and then when they saw a video of it without sound accompanying it. Again the insular cortex lit up everywhere People simply LOVE their iPhones. It seems this is the case only with people and products from Apple. No other products

registered this way. All competitors were seen as just good devices. But people could live with them or without them. Lindstrom wrote about this phenomenon in the op-ed section of The New York Times. And it reminded me of a similar study I had seen on television done with dogs. I believe it was in a documentary on Channel 13. In this documentary, it was shown that dogs are, in many physical ways, not much different than wolves. However, unlike wolves, and in fact unlike any other animals on this planet, dogs have come to love and feel compassion when befriended by humans. Indeed, they join the human families they become attached to. (continued on page 24)

FIRING A SECOND GUN MAY PUT HER IN JAIL By Dan Rattiner Many people have been watching this interesting trial in Queens where a woman named Barbara Sheehan, a school secretary, is on trial accused of murdering her husband, Raymond Sheehan. She claimed to have suffered years of abuse and beatings from him, claims that were backed up by her family in the supporting testimony. The family sat on the defense side of the room. On the other side sat her late husband’s twin brother, arms folded, convinced she was telling a big lie just to get herself off. Here’s what she said happened on that fateful morning. She had been the victim of a particularly bad beating the night before. So now she told him she was leaving him. There were two loaded guns in the bedroom—her

husband was a retired policeman—and she grabbed one and told her husband she was taking it with her to protect herself (from him?), at which point, he grabbed the other gun, pointed it at her and said he’d goddamn kill her. Then, she testified, apparently feeling he had made his point, he set his gun down— it’s not clear where he set it—and he went into the bathroom to shave. From this moment on, Ms. Sheehan testified, she was convinced she was never going to get out of this bedroom alive unless she did something. So she snuck up on him in the bathroom and fired all six shots into him with her pistol. He fell to the ground. After that, she got the other gun from where he’d left it and fired another six shots at him. He lay there, half shaven, the water running, dead. She called the police. And that is how the police

found things when they arrived. The case went to the jury. Would she be convicted of Second Degree Murder? She’d gone after him while terrified at what he had said, but nine hours after a beating. The law says if a person feels that another person is about to kill him (or her), a person has the right to kill first and not be found guilty of murder. If that is not the case, a jury is duty bound to bring back a guilty verdict. The jury, which consisted of nine women and three men, deliberated. Last Wednesday morning, after a long weekend with people on both sides of this discussing the matter in the jury room and nobody budging, the forewoman passed a note (continued on page 24)

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Advisors said they had put it all back together, had their financing back and couldn’t we please go forward? They wanted to make just one change in their application. Something to do with timing. In the original approval, it had been agreed that Cape Advisors would not pay the $2.5 million into the fund all at once. They would pay about $582,600 on getting a building permit, then five more payments of $194,200 when the first five units received certificates of occupancy, and then five more payments of the $194,200 as units 10 through 15 received certificates of occupancy. The change asked for was that the payments be made upon actual sales to

buyers and spread out over the sale of all 65 units. There is some variation on what’s paid when, but in essence, the whole $2.5 million payment would be completed upon the sale of the last unit. The proposal came to the Village on September 27, with its approval Cape Advisors’ David Kronman announced that financing may be secured within two weeks. Done. A Village Trustee who voted it through had this to say: “I think I am speaking for all of the board when I say this was not a completely easy decision to make. We were all concerned.” The Fahys Watchcase Factory as originally built

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By the way, calling the building the Bulova Watchcase Factory is something of a misnomer. The factory was originally built in 1881 by Joe Fahys who, at that time, had another big watchcase making factory in New Jersey. Their motto was “dust free.” The watchcases had lids that clicked shut. They kept the dust out. Fahys was one of the most famous watchcase making firms in the country at that time and their building a big factory out here was a real feather in the cap of the local businessmen’s association in the town. Sag Harbor had been big business from about 1800 to 1849 for whale oil, with many whaling ships at Long Wharf. After 1849, when many whalers left for gold in San Francisco, the town struggled to provide employment for its residents. The watchcase factory was a big help. When I moved here in 1956 as a teenager, that factory was still going strong. It had continued on under Fahys until 1931. In 1937 part of the factory was leased to the Bulova Watch Company. By the time I got here, the factory was still humming along and much of the town was working for Bulova (or Grumman or Sag Harbor Industries) in their factory here. There were blue collar workers in hard hats carrying lunch pails. There were assembly lines inside the factories. I once watched the assembly line at work. I swore I’d never do work like that, standing all day at a conveyor belt as things came by. It didn’t seem a good way to live a life, if I could help it. As we all know, Sag Harbor was “discovered” by the New York City well-to-do in the 1970s. As much of the Village, even with the blue collar workers, was abandoned at that time, the town now truly began to come alive—even as all the factories closed up and moved to North Carolina or Japan or China. Soon the town became the vibrant tourist town it is today. Interestingly during the early days of the run for the Democratic Nomination for President in 2004, I discovered that the frontrunner, Howard Dean, grew up summering in East Hampton. I soon got the opportunity to talk to him about it, and he told me that his family was descended from the well-to-do Joe Fahys, who built the watchcase company. Many family members still lived in our area, including his mother, who lived off James Lane in East Hampton and was very proud of him. He recalled family picnics out here.

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They are the only species that yearns to join with humans. Other species feel the same thing, but about their own. With their own, they lead lives in herds or packs. It was shown in the documentary that dogs will bond this way only with humans who wish to bond with them. They reciprocate. They feel the empathy and they offer it back. It’s quite extraordinary. This plays out not only in the insular cortex, but in the eye contact. In earlier studies, when humans bond with their children, their lovers or their children, scientists report a drifting away from eye contact always to the left. No one knows why this is. When dogs make eye contact with the humans they love, the same drifting off to the left occurs. It is the only known example of this between species. Thus it

is that dogs will run into a fire to save a child, or wake a man from a sound sleep when danger lurks. Although the feelings that occur between humans and dogs or humans with iPhones appears to be the same, there is one difference. With iPhones, the feeling is a one-way street. As yet, Apple has not been able to find a way to get an iPhone to get all excited in the insular cortex part of its motherboard. On the other hand, it seems there really is a two-way street quality about this relationship. It was called Steve Jobs. At his performances— there is no other word to describe these extravaganzas—Jobs would introduce products on the stage, and yet he would be speaking personally to you, or, more correctly, to me. I felt it, he felt it, and so there it was.

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Love between me and Apple, which included not only him but also everything else Apple. Now he is gone. People say his genius was in getting people to yearn for something that they did not know, up until then, that they needed. And maybe this is so. But I think the real contribution he made was bringing me, uh, us, into the family. It is an utterly unique accomplishment. “This is just so, uh cool,” he would say, looking me right in the eye. The new head of Apple, Tim Cook, had the same dramatic Wizard-of-Oz stage to prance around on. But he didn’t prance. He showed us pie charts. I will miss Steve Jobs. And I will wait to see if Apple can find the geek who can make love to me going forward and get that insular cortex part of my brain lighting up as it has until now. They’ve got to have some guy or girl high up in the organization who can do this. Or maybe they can go to Hollywood and hire Taylor Swift. She and I have something going.

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out telling the judge they were hopelessly deadlocked. The judge told them to try to work it out for another 24 hours. Keep at it. Talk began to circulate that this was going to be a hung jury. On Thursday morning, to everyone’s surprise, the jury announced they had a verdict. She was pronounced Not Guilty of Second Degree Murder. But she was convicted of a lesser charge—illegal possession of a gun, which could put her away for three and a half to 15 years. Actually, she was found NOT guilty of illegally possessing the first gun she fired. She was only found guilty of illegally possessing the second gun. Jury forewoman, Barbara Fleisher, spoke to the media outside the jury room and explained this. She said the family’s account of chronic and vicious abuse had rung true. “We believed she was justified with all the things she went through over the years,” she told The New York Times. Fleisher had no problem with the first murder weapon she used, but said that the jury decided to find Sheehan guilty of possessing the second weapon, since she had shot her husband with that second gun even after he no longer posed a danger to her. There’s been a lot of blogging about this. What if, when he went into the bathroom to shave, he left his gun on a dresser by the bathroom door so as not to get it wet in the bathroom? What if when she sauntered over with the first gun, she picked that second gun up off the dresser and then as a two gun gunslinger, sauntered into the bathroom and let him have it with both guns blazing away at the same time at point blank range, until finally, he fell dead in that hail of bullets? Eleven of the twelve bullets were found in him, by the way. The twelfth missed. Would one of those guns be considered a “second gun?” If so, which one? And if not, well, she would have been convicted of nothing and would not have to face a minimum of three and a half years in prison. On such trivial things does the fate of all of us sometimes hinge. Ms. Sheehan returned to the courtroom on Wednesday for sentencing, after we went to press.

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Neighbor By Daniel Koontz If Bridgehampton resident Bob Balaban were not an actor, director, and film producer, he would still qualify as a part of movie history. In the early days of film, his uncle founded Balaban & Katz, a company that built luxurious movie palaces throughout the Chicago area. Balaban & Katz’s were the first theaters to be airconditioned. In those days, theater owners were very powerful within the film industry, and Balaban’s elders parlayed their success into important positions at Hollywood studios. The Hollywood of the that era produced the elegant, safe, censored films that brought capacity audiences to the huge, ornate theaters around the country, an entertainment monopoly that sustained the movie industry for decades. By the time Bob Balaban got into movies, the days of the movie palaces and the Hollywood studio system had passed. The elegant theaters were shuttered or carved up into multiplexes, and Hollywood began to offer more daring, risqué films to try to lure people away from their televisions. Late 1960’s films like Bonnie and Clyde, Barbarella and Easy Rider were a rebellion against the Hollywood Establishment, portraying violence and sex in ways that were an affront to all that studio system stood for. As for Balaban, his film debut in 1969’s X-rated Midnight Cowboy as a nervous student who picks up a hustler and performs an unprintable act with him (in a MOVIE THEATER, no less!) seems in retrospect fraught with symbolism. While it was obviously just a film role, Balaban’s small part in the film was in many ways the most shocking, at least to audiences of the time, and certainly earned the film its X rating. According to Balaban, interviewed for the TCM series ”Hollywood Moguls,” his family was none too proud of his first film credit, and in fact after having seen the film they never

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he is playing. His turn as high-school band teacher Lloyd Miller, the calm, competent foil to Christopher Guest’s showboating community theatre director Corky St. Claire in 1996’s Waiting for Guffman is a case in point. Balaban perfectly evokes the quiet bewilderment of a somewhat timid but skilled professional trying to do his job well in the midst of a circus of vanity, mediocrity and delusions of fame. His performance is the comic heart of the picture. Of course, because of the quality of Balaban’s performance and because of Guffman’s faux-documentary style, it is easy to imagine Balaban’s mildmannered onscreen persona as a genuine picture of the man. That he has sustained a similar persona through the full series of Christopher Guest “mockumentaries,” including Best in Show and A Mighty Wind (and also on television shows like “Friends,” in which he played Phoebe’s dad), only contributes to this sense. In other words, it’s hard to imagine Balaban ever raising his voice or being the least bit aggressive, and yet he has taken charge of numerous film projects, including directing 1989’s Parents, starring Randy Quaid and producing Robert Altman’s Gosford Park, which was nominated for Best Picture of 2001. He has also found success in the competitive world of children’s books, authoring the popular “McGrowl” series, featuring the dogs of Cedar Springs. Balaban appears on screen again in the upcoming comedy/con-caper Thin Ice, starring Greg Kinnear and Alan Arkin, which will receive its East Coast premiere at the Hamptons International Film Festival this weekend. He plays an appraiser of antique violins who unwittingly tells the wrong man how much a certain violin is worth. Balaban will be on hand for the festival, not only for the premiere of Thin Ice, but also to lead a discussion with actress Susan Sarandon at Bay Street Theater on Saturday at 5:30 p.m.

It is easy to imagine his mild-mannered onscreen persona as a genuine picture of the man. spoke of it again. They, of course, made the mistake of confusing an actor with the role he is playing. In their defense, there is something about Balaban’s precise temperament and softspoken manner that allows him to inhabit particular roles with a seamlessness that makes you forget you’re watching a performance, and to truly believe that Balaban IS the character

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E.H. ‘NO CAR FERRY’ LAW IS LEGAL By T.J. Clemente The battle to have direct car ferry service landing and departing in Montauk seems to be at an end. In a long and drawn out challenge to the 1998 East Hampton Town law prohibiting car ferries from docking in the town, Paul G. Forsberg Sr. of Montauk’s Viking Ferry, along with others received the bad news when the United States Supreme Court refused to hear their appeal of an unfavorable (to their cause) ruling in a 2010 decision by the New York State Second Circuit Court of Appeals. The lawsuit originated in 2004, when the ferry owners challenged many aspects of the East Hampton Town law barring vehicle and high-speed ferries from operating from the town. At the time the fear by some in town was that direct car service would in fact increase traffic flow on Route 27. In Town Hall meetings at the time (which I attended) others professed concerns about visitors from Connecticut using the ferry to get Up-Island, thus making Montauk, and the town, a thoroughfare. There was also the fear of direct car service to New London’s Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun Casinos in Connecticut. At present time most East Enders and Up-Island

residents use the Orient Point Ferry to achieve this aim. No doubt if a Casino Ferry was available all year round it would present some traffic problems especially during popular summer weekends. A few years back there was much fanfare when Viking acquired the high-speed ferry “Superstar,” which had the capabilities of drastically reducing travel time to present Viking Ferry destinations like Block Island. The spike in gas prices three years ago affected the scheduling of that vessel along with the

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town’s assertions that highspeed ferry service was in violation of the 1998 Town law. In plain speak, it seems Forsberg/Viking’s contention that the 1998 law violated the United States Constitution’s Commerce Clause (denying them a crack at a profitable car service ferry to out-of-state destinations), specifically where it prohibits unfairly restricting interstate trade. However, the New York State courts ruled that in effect the local laws benefits to East Hampton Town, such as the traffic concerns and other impact-related issues, simply were more salient than the interstate commerce issues. The case went through NY State Courts until the state’s highest court upheld the lower court’s rulings. Thus an attempt was made to take the case to the highest court in the land, the U.S. Supreme Court. In the end this may be good news to Viking Fleet fishing customers who won’t have to battle extra car traffic down on West Lake Drive, not to mention vessel traffic in Montauk Lake Harbor. However, for those who love to gamble, it’s still that trip to Orient to catch the New London Ferry.

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By T.J. Clemente Trace Duryea, the East Hampton Republican Party Chairman, discussed the upcoming election and the vision of the East Hampton Republican Committee. “My mission, and that of our dedicated committee, is to provide for our neighbors and fellow voters the opportunity to elect successful professionals who will bring a full spectrum of views, life experiences and diversified resumes to help Supervisor Bill Wilkinson govern this town we all love so much. Together, Team Wilkinson 2011 will build upon the extraordinary success of these past two years working to restore sanity and solvency to our once bankrupted town. They will continue the reform practices of fiscal accountability, lower taxes and efficient open government. This is not the time for on the job training. We need the entire Wilkinson team for a better future.” I asked Duryea to talk about the Republican candidates. She said, “Steven Gaines is a bestselling author, investigative journalist and media host. As co-founder of the East Hampton Film Festival he has brought international recognition to our town, which resulted in increased revenues for businesses offseason. He revitalized Author’s Night at the East Hampton Library, taking it from being a minor fundraiser to a star-studded literary event of the summer season. His experience in obtaining facts, his ability to assess a situation and his creative problem solving will be an enormous asset to the Town Board. He’s a terrific guy and makes a lot of sense.” “Richard Haeg is already a hero,” she said, “a recipient of the Bronze Star and Purple Heart. Now, as a decorated veteran, he has stepped forward once again to serve. His decision to postpone retirement and run for Town Councilman, at a time when he is needed on Team Wilkinson 2011, exemplifies the valor exhibited throughout his lifetime. His decisionmaking abilities, which have been literally tested under fire, and his background in small business make him especially suitable for the position. We are very proud of his candidacy.” Concerning the East Hampton Town Supervisor’s race, Duryea said, “There is simply not enough space or time anywhere to effectively describe Supervisor Bill Wilkinson. This man of high ideals and unmatched capabilities has, in 20 short months, stabilized East Hampton (continued on page 34)

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HAMPTON BAYS

By Dan Rattiner Week of October 13-19, 2011 Riders this week: 11,001 Rider miles this week: 93,824 DOWN IN THE TUBE Bob Balaban was seen standing in a full, wall-to-wall-people subway car in Amagansett heading for Montauk last Saturday. He was editing a script on the back of an obliging passenger next to him. Susan Sarandon was seen, also on Saturday, on a subway between Bridgehampton heading for Sag Harbor, reading a script. Was this the same script? Alec Baldwin was seen four times in six days on the subway system. He is simply everywhere. NEW SUBWAY CARS NOT USEABLE Seven new solar-panel-powered, fully airconditioned, state-of-the-art subway cars arrived here from the Coach Werks Carriage Coach Company in Des Moines, Iowa, last Thursday. All the employees from the main office in Hampton Bays were given half a day off to go out to the Montauk Yards to admire them. They really are state-of-the-art. The original order called for the solar panels to come separately, so they could be mounted on poles at quarter mile intervals 15 feet above

the tunnels, some on public, some on private property. Whatever. We had applied to the towns for permission to do this. However, as cafeteria lunch lady Agnes Voluminous pointed out, the solar panels all seemed to be riveted to the roofs of the subway cars where they would do no good. It’s all underground. Management is looking into this discrepancy. Meanwhile the cars now sit out in the barbed wire enclosed Montauk Yards, taking in the sunshine, and some of the mechanics there periodically turn them on to run the engines and get rid of the stored-up solar energy. Too bad they are not in service as they run fine. GAP PROBLEM TO BE FIXED As you probably know, the State Transportation System requires that when there is a gap of more than 10 inches between the doors of a subway car and a platform, work has to be done to reduce the size of it. Hampton Subway was built in 1932 to rigid specifications and has no large gaps of that order. But last week, an incident occurred at our Southampton Station that convinces us to build out any platform to no more than three inches. Mrs. Marjorie “Pops” Bartholomew, a wellknown character in Southampton, uses the subway every day and rides it carrying her

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TWENTY SOMETHING by David Lion Rattiner

Could the Occupy Wall Street movement come to the Hamptons? It’s very possible if you ask me. It’s now been three weeks since a group of people began standing around Wall Street, holding up signs and protesting. Nobody is quite sure what it is they are protesting or what they want, but let me tell you exactly what it is they want and what it is they are protesting. Simply put, they are protesting that all of the money that is supposed to be “stimulating” our economy, is really just going to banks. It’s not going to schools, it’s not going to infrastructure here at home, it’s not creating jobs, it’s simply going straight to the banks. They don’t like that, because they are all watching as the

top 1% get richer, while they are literally struggling to put food on their tables just for themselves, even when they are working 40 or even 50 hours a week, if they are lucky to find a job. They are also, just in general, pissed off that there is no real financial future for them and they see that clearly. This is keeping them from having kids, getting married and settling down. So they are protesting. How do I know all of this? Because I have eyes. Look around, just even in the Hamptons. How many 20 or early 30-year-olds do you know who are set up well for a good future financially? If you know more than one, I’d be amazed. An entire generation of young adults cannot afford anything of any real significance without dramatically putting themselves in terribly debilitating debt, whether it’s a college loan, a house loan or anything else. On top of this, those that do take out these loans, become paralyzed financially, and those that don’t, are basically forced to live off the grid unless they find tremendous financial support thanks to a set of wealthy parents. That’s why they are mad. It’s happening all over the world, and it’s spreading. The older group of people that are down on Wall Street are mad for different reasons. They are against the wars (so are the younger people)

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motivated to run by a desire to serve. Zach Cohen, our candidate for supervisor, is a businessman and financial wizard who, as a citizen, invested himself in thoroughly learning the financial management of the town. As Chairman of the Town Nature Preserve Committee he has worked with people from every part of the community, who appreciate his interest and willingness to take from divergent points of view. His running mates Sylvia Overby and Peter Van Scoyoc are both expert in the town planning law, as Sylvia was chair of the Planning Department and Peter has been a member of for many years. Sylvia, a homemaker, who raised her children in Amagansett and volunteered as chair of the Amagansett Citizens Advisory Committee, knows the challenges of families and small businesses and is determined to enhance the potential for local people to keep living and working here. One of her key concerns is the disrespectful way the Wilkinson-Quigley team has treated town employees and their evident attempt to quell professional opinions that disagree with theirs by intimidation and threats. Peter is a local contractor and charter fishing boat owner. Known for his fairness and adherence to law, he has made it his mission to balance the need to protect the environment with the support of local business. This group of three are bound together by mutual respect and admiration and work together consistently in developing platform and policies.” When asked why it is important that Democratic candidates win, Frankl said, “Ideally, the Democrats need a majority of the Board to change the course of the town from a narrow minded and exclusionary body to one that works for the whole town. If Democrats elect one or two of our candidates to the town board, their experience and authoritativeness will undoubtedly improve policy making, but ultimately the Supervisor is key. As for the future and her vision, Frankl concluded, “In this election season, Democrats have recruited some exciting young people to run for trustee and help with the campaign. Disturbed by what they see going on in their hamlets, they hail from all different parts of town. With their help in defining our future agenda and reaching out to friends and neighbors, I hope we will erode the cynicism of many young people about politics and convince them that politics is a vehicle for developing the kind of community they want to live in. My goal is to turn the party over to a new generation that shares and elaborates our long standing commitments.”

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Welcome Home Lance Corporal Matthew Tyler Ketcham of the Second Combat Engineer Battalion Charlie Company #1 returned home late August from Afghanistan after serving an eight-month tour there. His family, who live in Westbury, threw a huge party for Matthew’s return, where over 135 family members and friends came to welcome him home. Matthew was born on March 18, 1991, and ever since he was a young boy his friends called him the “man with a plan.” He was strong and fast, and was a wrestler and played football. He was 10 years old when 9/11 happened and it had, according to his family, a profound effect on him. “How can this happen?” he had asked. “This can never happen again. We must get the bad guys.” From that moment on Matthew wanted to become a Marine. In October 2009, Matthew joined the United States Marine Corps and graduated from boot camp in January 2010. Matthew is an electrician and is responsible for maintaining the generators so the forward operating base would have power. Also, when his unit rolled out on patrol, he was the gunner on a minesweeper. Stationed at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, Matthew has two more years in the Marine Corps and is awaiting his next tour. He is a proud Marine who is honored to serve his country, his family said.

HAMPTONS EPICURE Stacy Dermont

Last Saturday I helped judge Montauk’s 30th Annual Clam Chowder Contest. The chowder I thought should win, #6, didn’t even place. Oh well, there were five other judges. In a way I’ve been practicing my whole life for this event—discovering the different chowders of the Northeast, relishing them, consuming them. My most recent chowder experiences include the Fishermen’s Fair in Springs, The Chowder Pot Pub in Greenport and Dark Horse in Riverhead. Next week I’m dining at Cliff’s Elbow Room in Jamesport where, I’m told, “the best clam chowder in the world” is to be had. I don’t want you to see me as a chowdermug-half-empty person but, truthfully, the main reason I was excited about judging a cooking contest is that I’ve been screwed in cooking contests that I’ve entered. Yes, dear reader, in Small Town America, sometimes, when cooking contest entries are supposed to be anonymous, they aren’t really. I hope this doesn’t completely blow your mind, I hope that you’re sitting down. Let me cite two examples from my own, very damaged, history with cooking contests: In 1996 I entered my apple pie in the annual

contest at the Long Island Apple Festival in Setauket. I’m not saying I should have won. I merely point out the fact that the event’s CATERER won in TWO categories—Flavor and Appearance. Did anyone else know that there were different categories? If I’d known, I could have dressed up the top of my pie with crusty cutouts of fall foliage and whatnots too. Of course I wouldn’t. The apple pie I make is legendary and it’s “sexy ugly,” as the hipsters say. The recipe goes back easily 150 years in my mother’s family. In the early 1980s my mom made an adjustment to the crust. Last year I became a devotee of Halsey’s Pink Lady apples and I try to use them exclusively. We feel strongly that Great Gramma Weink would approve of these alterations. The second time I was “burned” in a baking contest was in Southampton. A high school class put together an Apple Festival. The organizer’s grandmother won first place. Again, I’m not saying I should have won, I’m just sayin’… this woman came up to the “judges” (moms in ill-fitting chefs toques) and basically told them that her apple crisp ought to win. They were in the process of squirting imitation whipped cream on small paper plates to serve up the leftovers when I grabbed the remainder of my pie and shot outta there. The nerve. Real apple pie people know not to douse it with crappy cream—you’re supposed to put a chunk of room temperature cheddar cheese on the side! Nice, church-going people nearly stab each other with plastic forks to get to my apple pie at Sunday coffee hour. I shared the recipe with a friend in 2002 and the friendship rapidly went south. The only other non-blood relative I’ve shared it with is my best friend. Though (continued on page 34)

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M Should I Stay Or Should I Go: The Netflix Implosion Back in August, I was one of 25 million Netflix customers. Most of us were relatively happy campers—and for good reason. We paid 10 bucks a month for access to unlimited DVDs with impossibly fast home delivery. PLUS we had instant streaming to computers, iPads and even our TVs. Party on! Today, I am still a Netflix customer. Except now there are only 24 million of us, which means that Netflix has 1 million fewer credit cards to tap every month. Those of us who remain are strapping on the parachutes. What the hell happened? And what does it mean for you and me? These are valuable questions worth pondering as we head into winter—a k a prime couch potato season. The first question is easy to answer: they raised prices. Not just by a buck or two—but to $16 a month, a whopping 60% spike if you’re scoring at home. True, Netflix gave us the option to divide our service into DVDs or streaming, which would save money. But that defeated the basic value proposition of the

service; we loved Netflix because we could get new releases on DVD and also access a deeper library of old and obscure movies online. In a sense, Netflix became a victim of its own success. When the service was first launched, they made incredibly cheap licensing deals with most Hollywood studios. Who had any idea that this tiny mail-order DVD service would grow into a massive company that uses almost 20% of the entire Internet bandwidth on any given night? A few years later, Hollywood woke up and realized they were literally giving away their movies to Netflix. So when those original deals expired, Netflix suddenly had to pay exponentially more money to access the content. Netflix should have just been straight with us. They should have said something like: “We’ve never raised prices before, but our costs have skyrocketed and we have no choice but to share some of those costs with you.” Or maybe they could have gradually raised prices over a few years, instead of giving us one massive stomach punch. But they chose the stomach punch. And the world hasn’t seen a mass exodus like this since biblical times. It went downhill from there. Several weeks ago, Netflix CEO Reed Hastings issued an “open apology” to the 24 million customers who hadn’t found the lifeboats on the Titanic. I use air quotes because the “apology” seemed more like rubbing a combination of alcohol, sea salt and jellyfish toxin into an open wound. Prices would basically stay the same, only now, Netflix customers would have two options: they could stream movies from Netflix and they

could join a new DVD service called “Quikster.” (Note to self: all websites with “Ster” in their name ultimately fail or face criminal charges. See “Napster,” “Grokster” and “Friendster.” I wonder if the marketing team at Netflix thought about this while watching reruns of “Mad Men” and commercials for The New Coke.) What does all this mean for you and me? Nothing! Because almost as soon as this announcement was made, Netflix reversed course and changed its decision. It will keep the two services together on one Web site. The sudden reversal was due to a flurry of negative reaction from Netflix subscribers. Quikster is out. Don’t worry, they kept the 60% price increase intact. Netflix should have taken a page from the Cable Guys before they made the misguided decision to involve Quikster. Yeah, everyone hates cable but they get one thing right: a single bill. They’ve figured out that most of us don’t mind getting gouged and ripped off… so long as it all arrives in one easy-to-read statement. So what’s my advice to fellow Netflix customers? Should we stay or should we go? Call me a sucker, but I’m sticking it out. Even with all these mishaps and hassles, I still think $16 a month is a decent value and a great way to get more movies than cable or dish services. The real questions will come when all the studios and cable channels launch their own streaming services. But for now, the Captain advises you to sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

EvErything OvEr a MilliOn Sales reported as of 10/07/2011

Fashion Place Associates to Baldak LLC, 10 Drew Lane 6,008,170

montauk

US Lavender Corp to SC Assets LLC, 178 Old Montauk Highway, 3,400,000

noRth haven

Parrish Living Trust to Tree Haven LLC, 5 Forest Road 2,400,000

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Lois Oliveira to Michelle Francisca-Babu, 56 Long Springs Road 2,850,000 40 Wireless LLC to Darren M Graff, 8 West Hills Court, 2,230,000 John Vitello to Jamie L Dechter Trust, 143 Halsey Street 2,700,000

RiveRhead

Catcove Group Inc to Peconic Land Trust Inc, Flanders Road 2,432,955 Peconic Land Trust Inc to Suffolk County, Flanders Road 2,432,955

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Peconic Land Trust Inc to Alsou & Gregg Saunders, 201 Hedges Lane 2,450,000 Alice & William Tillotson to Elizabeth Manne, 110 Old Farm Road 1,150,000

southampton

Carl Davis to 23 Heady Creek Lane Corp, 23 Heady Creek Lane 1,250,000

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Westhampton dunes

Michael J Craig to Renee G Oshinsky, 656B Dune Road 1,190,000

Big Deal Of The Week sagaponaCk

Kimberly & Scott Resnick to SAG-GF LLC, 137 Crestview Lane

24,000,000

Sales Of not Quite a Million During this Period VVVVV CutChogue

Byron Trust to Mary Patricia & Timothy Moylan, 1075 Harbor Lane 785,000 Katherine S Maurer to Patricia A Yosca, 1540 Moores Lane 735,000

east hampton Cynthia Knott to Gillian Margaret Gordon-Crozier, 34 School Street 850,000 Jacob & Renee Jacoby to Artemis Lee Lin, 45 Kalman Court 827,000

mattituCk Edward & Steven Grilli to Robert & Theresa Czenszak, 4365 Camp Mineola Road, 589,571

montauk

Jane Sperrazza to Edward Sun, 15 Clearview Drive, 850,000 Edward & Joan Porco to Carter Randolph Tyler, 148 Monroe Drive, 750,000

RemsenbuRg

Estate of Leonard Charnelle to Patricia Gualtieri, 14 Rogers Lane, 605,000

shelteR island

Rhea White to Jane Melissa Azia, 78 North Cartwright Road, 999,000

southampton

Lois Mastropierro to Kazimir Krivko, 1700 Noyack Road, 725,000

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Joseph & Nancy Manduca to Kathleen & Robert Martini, 4710 Old North Road, 510,000

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Fresno Partners LLC to Robert C Steininger, 18 Dominy Court 2,450,000

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BY THE BOOK by Joan Baum

Wainscott author Francis Levy once again draws his bow and takes aim at Erotomania, which just happens to be the name of his previous novel. His new satiric sortie, Seven Days in Rio (Two Dollar Radio Press), includes that subject and more. Much more. And less, much less than either you or Levy’s sardonic, sex-obsessed protagonist Kenny Cantor might expect. At last, real “pornography”!—the word means writing about prostitutes. Pun intended: “Real” is Brazilian currency, which Levy often invokes as “reality”—the perfect reference for this ironic fantasy. You can’t “really” succumb to satisfying sex if you’re doing a number, and does Cantor ever do one on his own delusions of love and lust, as well as on the delusions of psychoanalysis— Freudian, Lacanian, Sullivanian, Jungian (and with a nod to Skinner). In an Author Note, Levy says the Lacanian stuff is made up. “So don’t start writing irate letters to my blog, correcting this or that or asking for refunds.” Seven Days in Rio is a clever, literate not infrequently laugh-out-loud odyssey undertaken by a middle-aged, culturally informed Jewish accountant from New York who goes to Rio, the alleged sex capital of the world, as a

sex tourist. He keeps missing lingo that reminds Ken of Noam out on culminations, however, Chomsky’s “universal grammar. because of his ruminations— This Tiffany looks to him a bit mainly revisiting teenage guilt like Susan Sontag,” but she at having angered his mother replies that she’s just a simple when she discovered tight jeans woman and doesn’t buy into in his closet (he goes to Rio Sontag’s “whole idea about the wearing a Brooks Brothers autonomy of art.” suit, from its 1818 collection). Much of the hilarity of Seven How serendipitous that the Days turns on picking up on hotel where he is staying is the wild references, many to also holding a psychoanalytic literature, French literary theory convention. and foreign movies. Levy also Although whores are plays on his own name, noting everywhere, freely showing at one point that a Dr. Francesco their wares—Ken calls them Levi from Parma is making a Francis Levy all “Tiffany” (remember Holly major ballroom presentation on Golightly’s real occupation “Erotomania: The Sequel.” The in Breakfast At Tiffany’s?)—he tells the layering can be delicious, as when Cantor Copacabana concierge that he wants a sexy describes China’s mother as someone who girl with all the best features, a request that “slept with a majority of the members of both reminds him “of the way my mother ordered houses of Brazil’s parliament, making her the fish over the phone: ‘I want a nice big piece of most powerful woman in the country, at least salmon, not too fancy.’” Meanwhile, he meets while congress [!] was in session.” a Japanese Tiffany, called China, a Lacanian A short book, written as an extended firstpsychiatrist, who wears no underwear, with person account (no, it’s not autobiographical, whom he falls in lust but who winds up treating Levy’s not even been to Rio), Seven Days never him in 50-second Lacanian sessions (saving loses its thread even though many Tiffanys him time, though not money). Though he come and go, including transsexuals. As for acknowledges the oddity of a CPA knowing so theme, if one must be teased out, the author much about psychoanalysis, he points out that once remarked in interview that “We’re all sex he’s from New York “and all educated New tourists,” at least in our mind’s eye. Perhaps Yorkers are experts in psychoanalysis, whether we’re all patients as well. Certainly a good they undergo treatment or not.” number of us never tire of writing memoirs His sophistication gets him points, as when about our repressive lives and our often overhe chances upon an aging Tiffany: “Prostitution the-top attempts to overcome (pun intended). is the world’s oldest profession, but Rio was Francis Levy will be reading from his book home to the world’s oldest prostitutes”—who at the East Hampton Library on October 15 at wants to know if he’s “going out”—hooker 3 p.m. We Do Dan's FP As 9/11_We Do Dan's FP 9/16/11 12:33 PM Page 1

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Margulies’ Alicia, on “The Good Wife.” * * * Shelter Island ceramic artist John Pagliaro has cast his own light on the young lovers in the latest installment of The Twilight Saga films by having one of his lamps made from bamboo and paper from bark featured on screen in a love scene between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. * * * Should her hit daytime talk show not work out, Water Mill resident Kelly Ripa now has a solid backup plan: bridal consultant. The “Live with Regis and Kelly” co-host helped bridesto-be find the perfect gown on the season premiere of TLC’s “Say Yes to the Dress” last week. Said Ripa, “This could be the hardest job on the planet!” * * * Anderson Cooper helped Hamptons resident Joy Behar celebrate the two-year anniversary of her popular news show on HLN last week. * * * In celebration of the late Willem de Kooning’s first major retrospective at the Museum of Modern Art, Architectural Digest posted a photo spread of the late artist’s East Hampton home and studio, taken in January 1982, online. The pictures can be seen at www. architecturaldigest.com. * * * Designer Cynthia Rowley has put one of her Montauk homes on the market. At 500 square feet the 1930s bungalow is tiny by Hamptons standards, but its nearly one-acre lot warrants the $1.1 million asking price.

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Town finances, given taxpayers a discernible tax cut, reduced the Town budget by $8 million and returned hundreds of thousands of dollars to the town coffers through public/private initiatives. The Supervisor is an example of a solid, honest, hard-working individual making the personal sacrifices 24/7 to get our town back on the right track with common sense solutions.” So why is this next election important for East Hampton Town? “Simple answer: East Hampton cannot afford to return to the destructive policies of the past McGintee era by electing inexperienced officials who were McGintee appointees. They have never successfully met a payroll and they have never met a tax increase they didn’t like.” As for her vision for the Republican Party moving forward, Duryea said, “We would like to stand up for the shrinking middle class in our community. We want to represent those who are resourceful and hard working; we would like to attract young adults to a vigorous movement to participate in their community and make a personal investment so they can continue to live and work and raise their families here. We want to provide opportunities through government and private partnerships for new thoughts and new ventures, and see established new goals from which all in the community will benefit. We would like to see civility at its best: people helping people because they are neighbors. We would like to be inclusive rather than exclusive; we need to remember that we can all learn from the past and look to the future.”

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she now runs a pie business in Nashville, she doesn’t use the secret family recipe for her commercial pies. It’s sacred. I decided to retire it from contests. Earlier this year Chef Sarabeth Levine restored my faith in humanity. I asked her if she’d consider judging a baking contest for the Dan’s Papers staff. She was very enthusiastic about the idea. She showed up early and provided prizes for the winners. Our Sales Manager, Lori Berger, did manage to keep all the entries anonymous, but I’m sure that Sarabeth would have judged them all fairly regardless. Sarabeth tasted the entries multiple times and she didn’t just award the prizes. She spoke about why each entry was a winner, or not a winner, and how the non-winners could be improved. The fact that my Flourless Chocolate Cake won second place was very encouraging, but Sarabeth and her thorough, professional approach was an inspiration. She’s coming back this week to judge a second contest. I’m entering a cheesecake with a bacon crust. After that contest I’ll look ahead to next year’s in Montauk. I pledge to be the most non-partial, hard-working judge possible. I’m considering an all-chowder diet until the contest and also what water I should take along to cleanse between tastes. I’m thinking hard about what temperature the water should be. I’m thinking I shouldn’t wear any makeup or perfume or deodorant that day, right? Too much? You be the judge. See you in Montauk next September.

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gordin’s view westhampton beach performing arts center celebration WHBPAC hosted their fall donor celebration at The Goldstein Mansion boasting water views across Quantuck Bay to the Atlantic Ocean. The event at the luxurious estate in Westhampton was catered by The Seafood Shop, Wainscott.

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goff reception @ remi

Remi Restaurant presented an opening reception for Hampton artist Kimberly Goff hosted by Julie Keyes. The artist’s vibrant collages and large abstracts will be on display at 145 West 53rd Street, NYC through January 5, 2012

1. Neil Braun (President WHBPAC), Clare Bisceglia (Exec. Dir. WHBPAC) 2. Mary Kelberg, Mary Jane Poole, Mary Skillern 3. Peggy & Stan Zinberg 4. Rose Mancusi, John M. Czygier, Jr. (Judge Of The Surrogate’s Court), Rose Czygier, Ridgie Barnett 5. Mitch Askinas, Myrna Solomen 6. Mark & Jaye Roter, Maggie Gilliam

black & white opening @ demato gallery, sag harbor A lively mix of patrons attended the opening of “Black & White” at Richard J. Demato Fine Arts Gallery. Also on display is Russ Noto’s “Natural Artifice.”

1. Julie Keyes, Kimberly Goff, Desiree Cadman-Mendoza 2. Mariana Verkerk, John Githens

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first annual san gennaro feast of the hamptons

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Well over 6,000 people attended the first annual San Gennaro Feast of the Hamptons, which took place in Hampton Bays. There were local food vendors, music, entertainment and a special guest appearance and book signing by Joseph R. Gannascoli ,“Vito” from the hit series “The Sopranos.”

1. Simone & Catherine Scotto (Scotto’s Pork Store) 2. Joseph R. Gannascoli (Author/Actor) 3. Rev. Edward M Schridan, Bridget Fleming (SH board member), Jimmy Pappandrea 4. Anna Throné Holst (SH Town Spvr.), Phil Forte, Al Algeri, Antonio Scotto

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NORTH FORK THE SHELTERED ISLANDER by Sally Flynn

The Icons of the Icons Farewell to Steve Jobs, the great mind behind Apple. I have owned Macs since 1984, starting with the MacPlus. I’ve had jobs where I’ve had to work on Windows computers and there is just no comparison from my experience. I will miss Jobs at the helm of Apple. There was so much more left for him to invent beside the iMac, iPod, iPhone, and iPad. I hacked into Apple and found a few other things that Jobs had planned.... There was the iGarage, a robotic device that would have allowed you to remotely clean, organize and rearrange your garage from your iPhone app. There was the iTeen. A micro chip you shot into your child’s neck. It has a G.P.S. chip and a recording unit so you know where the little creep is and what he’s saying about you. The upgrade came with a tiny shock button that allowed you to program a brain zap whenever your kid broke a rule. There was the iHusband. A tiny microchip that you could drop in your husband’s coffee that would make its way to his brain and lodge in one of the many unoccupied zones of his mind, like where the sensitivity or patience program would have been if it hadn’t been destroyed by testosterone. The iHusband has a G.P.S. unit, a recorder and a program to monitor unauthorized zipper deployment. There was the iShopper, a hand-held device that alerted you to all the sales locations of the items you programmed in. iShopper kept accurate records of the balances on all your credit cards so you knew which one you could use that day. It also featured a hologram projection of a disabled parking hang-tag that it could project onto your rear view mirror so you could use a handicapped parking spaces. Hook

the iShopper up to its optional miniprinter and you can print your own receipts in the car in case your husband accuses you of spending too much….“Look, honey, I hit a great sale!” The iParty, a hand-held party locator. You can scan a neighborhood, the iParty tells you what the celebration is for, who’s throwing it, and the proper attire. With this information, you can crash any party you like. The iHip. An iPhone app for men over 50 who are trying to score a trophy girlfriend. It translates anything the young miss is saying. It lists all the current groups, who’s in, who’s out, plus it translates youthful patois into everyday language. For example, “My bad” is an acceptable replacement for “I’m sorry.”

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SUNDAY, 16

For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 49 Kid Calendar pg: 39 Day by Day Calendar pg: 50 Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration.

THURSDAY, 13

OPEN MIC NIGHT – 6-9 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www.peconicbaywinery.com. 631734-7361. Free.

FRIDAY, 14

FIRESIDE FRIDAYS – 4-7 p.m., Live music and glass specials. Sherwood House Vineyards, 1291 Main Rd. Jamesport. www.sherwoodhousevineyard.com, 631-779-2817. LIVE MUSIC – 5:30-8:30 p.m., live music, Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd, Cutchogue. www.peconicbaywinery.com, 631-734-7361. Free.

SATURDAY, 15

LAST ONE THIS SEASON - GREENPORT FARMERS MARKET – 8 a.m.-noon. Fresh produce, pastured chicken from Browder’s Birds, goat cheese from Catapano Dairy, tomatoes from Invincible Summer Farms, locally made honey, bread and wine. 1st and Adams Streets, Greenport. 631-494-8512, www.greenportfarmersmarket.com. LIVE MUSIC – 1-5 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www.peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 1-5 p.m. , Sparkling Pointe Vineyards, 39750 County Rd. 48, Southold. 631-765-0200, wwwsparklingpointe.com. Free. SHERWOOD HOUSE MUSIC – 2-6 p.m. Sherwood House Vineyard, 1291 Main Road, Jamesport. www.sherwoodhousevineyards.com. Free. SATURDAY STARGAZING – 7 p.m.-midnight (every Saturday night, weather permitting, call first). Custer Institute & Observatory, 1115 Main Bayview Rd., Southold, Bayview Dr., Southold. After dark, Custer’s powerful telescopes will be focused on the heavens. Suggested donation $5 adults, $3

We are now serving a $29 three course prix fixe dinner menu on Mondays & Thursdays.

PUMPKIN & VEGETABLE DECORATING & CARVING CONTEST – For the Riverhead County Fair. From 7-9 a.m. you can bring entries to the south end of the East End Arts Council property, 133 East Main St., Riverhead. One entry per person, ages 4 to adult. All entries must remain on display until 5 p.m. All entries must be prepared by the entrant! First, 2nd and 3rd place cash prizes awarded to each age group. 631-722-3873. WINE LECTURE – 2 p.m., Bedell Cellars, 36225 Main Road, Cutchogue, 631-734-7537. Kevin Zraly, renowned wine educator and author, will discuss his 40-year perspective on the wine industry. A tasting will accompany. RELIGION ON THE VINE – 1 p.m., Laurel Lake Vineyard, 3165 Main Road, Laurel. Open to those who desire to explore spiritual questions. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 1-5 p.m. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www.peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 2-5 p.m., Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead. 631-298-0075, www.marthaclaravineyards.com. Free admission.

MONDAY, 17

NORTH FORK TROLLEY – Tours start at 11 a.m., every Mon. through 10/31 (also Fri., Sat., Sun.) at Tanger Outlets. Tour includes three of the following: Baiting Hollow Vineyard, Palmer Vineyards, Macari Vineyards, Laurel Lake Vineyards, Briermere Farmstand. 631-369-3031, www. northforktrolley.com. $50.

TUESDAY, 18

DRIVE-BY BIRDING – 8 a.m., North Fork Audubon Society’s Tuesdays with Tom program. Meet at the Mattituck Shopping Center, Route 25, Mattituck. Drive to East End hotspots looking for wintering species of birds including white-crowned sparrows, rough-legged hawks, merlins, and more. Please call Tom at 631 275-3202 or e-mail him tdamiani3@optimum.net if you plan to attend. Free.

WEDNESDAY, 19

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THURSDAY, 20

CLASSIC CAR SHOW – 5:30 p.m. every Thursday. Peconic River, Riverhead. Classic cars, food and music. Free. OPEN MIC NIGHT – 6-9 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www.peconicbaywinery.com. 631734-7361. Free.

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with Maria Tennariello

This was a terrific week for me. My sister Paula came to visit again from the Jersey Shore (does that sound familiar?) for a week of shopping and visiting family and friends. Starting out in Sag Harbor, she fell in love with a shop called The Corner Closet, 108 Main Street, a men’s and women’s consignment and designer retail and resale store, which include items by Hermes, Chanel, Prada, Michael Kors, and so many more. The store looks just like a large closet, making it easy to browse through the many fashions and accessories, some at affordable prices. Stop in, say hi to owner Seena Stromberg, who has a background in fashion and is a wiz at buying and selling her wares. Mention my column, Shop ‘Til in Dan’s Papers, and you will get a complimentary 10% off! For information and hours, 631-808-3005. Right across the street at Satori, where fabulous fashions and accessories are sold, I fell in love with the very nice selection of boots, especially the triplelayered fringed boot style. Stop in, check this shop out, you will not walk out empty handed. DJ Hart, 34 Main Street, Sag Harbor has it all going on with her tremendous selection of very fashionable clothing and accessories. There are racks and racks and racks of what is new on the runways, not to mention her jewelry, most of which is designed and created by D.J. herself at very reasonable prices. A perfect choice for holiday gift giving, or just treat yourself. Call 631-725-5849 for more information. For the really unusual and eclectic, stop in at the Romany Kramoris Gallery, 41 Main Street, Sag Harbor. Look for a unique selection of glassware, lighting, music, books, stationary, folk art specialties, you name it, it is probably there, somewhere. Give a call at 631-725-2499. Southampton’s Julia Gray, 20 Hampton Road, is the place for fine home furnishings at discount prices. You will love their lovely painted furniture for sure. And while you are there, check out the new jewelry line that has just made its debut. Call 631283-4102. My sister wanted to go to the Bridgehampton Commons because Williams-Sonoma’s fall/holiday

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inventory is in place. statement, for sure! The “OK, let’s do it!” I said, collection includes bath, “Let’s see what’s doing hand, wash towels, tub for the Thanksgiving mat and bath sheet. The holiday tableware.” It store even has bathroom is always fun getting accessories such as something special mirrors, shelves, shower every holiday for your curtains, hampers, table, or to bring as lamps and more. Call a gift to the hostess. 631-324-2636. Needless to say, this Head to Design store is filled to the Within Reach, 20 Park rafters with fantastic Place, East Hampton, dinnerware, tableware, for the “Huge Floor cookware and kitchen Sample Sale,” where accessories. She was you can save up to 50% looking for a special off sofas, chairs, tables, eight-quart saucepot beds and then some. for her Sunday sauce, The store is moving and which we make when everything must go by the entire family is next week, so get on it, sitting around the and get going for the table waiting for the best deals in town…for lasagna. I am the cook, information call 631she is the baker and 324-7261. we both love to shop! Meanwhile back in We make a good team! Riverhead, it’s the sign By the way All Clad of the times at The Tri-Ply stainless steel Red Collection, 54 E. cookware is 25% off. Main Street, look for Everything Krackers at East Hampton Gourmet While you are at antiques, fine consigned the Commons, stop into furnishings, lighting, Hudson City Savings Bank (next door to the accessories along with trendy home goods and more, Retreat Thrift Shop) for information and to drop and I mean MORE! The store is filled to the rafters off canned, dried and non-perishable food to benefit with daily arrivals, some that don’t even make the the Bridgehampton Community Food Pantry. shelves, because if you are walking by while they are A shopping cart has been placed in the branch for unpacking, you say, “Oh, I need that, how much is fill up and collection will be ongoing through the it?” And out you go with it! The staff is friendly and holidays for this very good cause. For information, willing to help you pick and choose, not to mention call the branch at 631-537-0330. how affordable the prices are. For consignment The Down Factory Store at The Elegant information call 631-650-6575. John, 74 Montauk Highway, East Hampton, is an Until next week, Ciao and Happy Fall Shopping. amazing source for factory direct goose down pillows If you have any questions or your shop is having and comforters and fine Turkish towels and robes. sales, new inventory, re-opening, or a brand new The Bamboo Collection towels are elegant, and business, my readers want to hear about it. E-mail ultra soft, winning “Best Overall” by the Wall Street me at: Shoptil@danspapers.com or NewKids@ Journal’s Catalog Critic—now that has to make a danspapers.com. I will be happy to get the word out!

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& The view from The garden Jeanelle Myers

Today is October 3 and outside the large windows of my living room there is an explosion of cimicifuga in the garden. It has been happening for three weeks and will continue for at least one more. The approximately 4’ tall stalks support what looks like a white cat’s tail of flowers. They dance in the breeze and have their own fragrance that tells me autumn is coming, when I catch it in the air. This is not only one of my favorite plants at this time of year, but one of my favorites period. There are several types of cimicifuga, even one called Hillside Black Beauty that has almost black foliage. Imagine how striking that one is with the white tails floating above it!! This plant is not that easy to find, but is worth the hunt. It can grow in some shade and in the sun. It takes a few years to become sizeable but is worth the wait. On the other side of my house, another of my all-time favorite plants is blooming: lespedeza thunbergii “Gibralter.” It also is not easy to find but worth the hunt. Its drooping, lavender, pea flowerlike flower-covered branches are growing with a white rose inside of them. Whew!! What a site!! This

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plant could not be easier to grow. At this time of year, it is a large shrub, about 3’ tall and 4’ wide. In the spring, one cuts it to the ground and that is it. By mid to late September, it will be in bloom again. It likes sun and I have grown it in a variety of soil

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WII WEDNESDAYS – 10/26 & 11/30, 5 p.m., Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. 631-537-0015, www. hamptonlibrary.org. Quogue Wildlife Refuge Family Pumpkin Carving -10/27, 3-5 p.m. Come to the front lawn of the Refuge for some good old-fashioned carving! Choose a pumpkin from our patch or bring one of your own! A program for adults and families. Reservations required. Free for members, $5 per person for non-members. 631-6534771. www.quoguewildliferefuge.com. Family Friendly Performances Series – “From Page to Stage.” - Sylvester & The Magic Pebble 11/ 2 & 11/3 at 10 a.m. & 12:30 p.m.; Mufaro’s Beautiful Daughters 11/9 & 11/10 at 10 a.m. & 12:30 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. 631-288-1500. www.whbpac.org. $10.

THURSDAY, 13

ATLANTIS EXPLORER TOUR BOAT - noon Atlantis Marine World, 431 East Main St., RVHD. Now through October (Weather Permitting) noon, 2 p.m., 4 p.m. Discover the ecological wonders of Long Island’s waterways aboard the Atlantis Explorer. Enjoy hands-on exploration such as trap pulls, close encounters with marine creatures, and an educational stroll along the shore. Members and Green Key Cardholders enjoy 25% off the daily excursions. Daily. 631 208-9200, www.atlantismarineworld.com. $18.50.

FRIDAY, 14

GOAT ON A BOAT TOT ART – 10:30 a.m., 4 E. Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193. www.goatonaboat.org. East Hampton Lantern Tour – 7 p.m. Main Street and five East Hampton historic buildings: Clinton Academy, Osborn-Jackson House, the First Presbyterian Church, Mulford House, and Home Sweet Home. Participants will walk down Main Street, stopping in front of the historic houses and hearing fascinating commentary that brings to life the tales of the inhabitants—as well experiencing all five historic buildings as they were illuminated in days of yore. Tours Fridays, November 18 and December 9 begin at Clinton Academy at 7 p.m., rain or shine. $15, reservations required. 631-324-6850. www.easthamptonhistory.org.

SATURDAY, 15

SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Bay St., SGH. Saturdays through 10/29. www.turtleshellhealth. com. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. 85 Mill Rd., WHB. Through 11/19. HAYGROUND SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE – 10 -11:30 a.m. 151 Mitchell Ln., BH. RSVP 631-537-7068 x100. www. hayground.org. CTREE Special Needs Resource Fair & Family Fall Fair - 11a.m. - 3 p.m. Raffles, over 50 info tables. Sag Harbor Elementary School, 68 Hampton St., SGH. Bounce House, face painting, food, pumpkin decorating, sand art, games, lemonade stand and much more. SNOW WHITE PERFORMED BY THEATRE IV – 3 p.m., Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. www.WHBPAC.org. 631-288-2350. $15- $25. UUCSF HARVEST BALL – 6-10 p.m., 10/15. Unitarian Universalist Meetinghouse, 977 BH-SGH Turnpike, BH. Party, silent auction, music, dancing, raffle. $45 at the door. www.uucsf.org.

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FLYING POINT 8K (AND 2K) FOR AUTISM AWARENESS – 9 a.m., Flying Point Beach, WM. www. flyingpointrun.com. LAST ONE THIS SEASON - SOUTHAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Behind Parrish Art Museum, Job’s Ln., SH. PONY RIDES – 10 a.m.-3 p.m. The Green Thumb Organic Farm, 829 Montauk Hwy, WM. Ducks, chickens, ponies, peacocks and more, every weekend! By Amaryllis Farm Sanctuary. 516-901-4161, www.forrascal.com. SHARK DIVE - 11 a.m., ages 12 and up (12-17 must be accompanied by a parent). Long Island Aquarium and Exhibition Center, 431 East Main St., RVHD. The Aquarium

older kids and their parents regarding a prevalent problem in society. Dr. Kelly Silvera, a New York University trained child and school psychologist, with a private practice in Southampton, will facilitate a circle discussion. 2478 Main Street, BH. 631-537-0015. JAM SESSON AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m., Thursdays. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Tpk., SGH. Come enjoy some great jazz, played by musicians from the East End and beyond. Bring your instrument if you want to jam. Enjoy the great Bay Burger roadhouse food. 631-603-6160, www.bayburger.com.

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GOAT ON A BOAT PLAY GROUP – 9:30 a.m., 4 E. Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193. www. goatonaboat.org. Also Friday. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES - The Joy of Family Music. Join us in this popular Early Childhood Music and Movement program for children, newborn through age 5 and their parents or caregivers. Singing, dancing, rhythmic chants, instrument play and HAUNTED WAILING movement are explored in a MUSEUM – Tours 6-8 fun, educational environment. p.m. Also 10/23 and 10/28Song book, CD’s, newsletters 30. $10. 200 Main St., and parent guide w/dvd are SGH. 631-725-0770. www. included with tuition. Monday sagharborwhalingmuseum.org. and Tuesday mornings at the Quogue Wildlife “Are You My Mother” at WHBPAC Dance Center of the Hamptons Refuge 18th Annual in Westhampton Beach, Monday Spooky Walk - 10/21 & 10/22 afternoon at Kidnastics in Center Moriches, Tuesday and 6:30 p.m. – 9 p.m. Dare to hike the dark and haunted Refuge Wednesday mornings at the East Hampton First United trails to meet the ghouls and goblins that take them over! Methodist Church, Thursday mornings at the Southampton A wicked time is promised for all. The guided walks last Cultural Center, Friday mornings at SYS Recreation Center approximately 40 minutes. Reserve early! This event is for on Majors Path in Southampton and the Children’s Museum adults and families with children over 7. Rain dates are the in Bridgehampton, Sunday morning. Ask about a free following weekend. Reservations required. $10 per person. demonstration class. 631-764-4180, www.mtbythedunes. 631-653-4771.www.quoguewildliferefuge.com. com. Send Kid’s Calendar listings to stacy@danspapers.com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events. BULLYING AND CYBER BULLYING - 6:30 p.m., The Hampton Library will hold a special program for

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Vying for space with the colorful vegetables of the harvest, the snowy white heads of cauliflower, protected by their long blue-green leaves, are currently available at our local farm stands and farmers markets. “While cauliflower was developed as an annual, which instead of opening its flowers like broccoli, if left unpicked, forms them into a head, a compact mass of undeveloped flowers technically called the curd,” wrote Waverly Root in Food, Simon & Schuster. Cauliflower is often looked upon as a rather neutral and uninspiring food. Yet, accompanied by imaginative ingredients, cauliflower can be absolutely delicious. To prepare cauliflower for cooking, pull off the tough outer leaves then cut away the hard core. Cauliflower can be cut into florets or steamed whole and drizzled with melted butter and fine breadcrumbs for a simple side dish. To prevent the strong cauliflower scent when cooking put a piece of hard crusty (day-old) bread in the water. It works! For an uncommonly delicious dish, blanch the florets then roast and serve with toasted pignoli nuts and golden raisins. Before the last seasonal tomatoes disappear until next year, bake the florets under a mantle of tomatoes, basil and Parmesan cheese. Carpe diem! Look for firm, white heads with tight clusters and no bruises. Fresh cauliflower, stored in a perforated plastic bag, will keep for a couple of days in the refrigerator. This aristocratic vegetable peaks with the first chill of early fall and supplies generally last into winter. ROASTED CAULIFLOWER WITH SCALLIONS, PIGNOLI NUTS AND RAISINS Toasted pignoli nuts and raisins soaked in sherry takes this roasted cauliflower recipe to new heights of deliciousness! Serves 2-4 1 head cauliflower, about 1 1/2 pounds Kosher salt 1/3 cup pignoli nuts, toasted 1/3 cup golden raisins 2 tablespoon dry sherry 3 to 4 scallions, trimmed and thinly sliced 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, divided Freshly ground pepper 3 to 4 tablespoons flat-leaf Italian parsley 1. Remove outer leaves of the cauliflower, cut away the hard core, and then remove the florets from the base. Put the florets in a colander and rinse under cold running water. Meanwhile, bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil, add about a tablespoon kosher salt or to taste and add the florets. Bring back to a boil and cook at a brisk simmer for 3 to 4 minutes then drain and refresh under cool water. Drain well and pat dry to absorb as much of the moisture as possible. Transfer to a bowl and set

3. In a large skillet, melt 2 tablespoons butter over medium heat. Add the scallions and sauté for 1 minute or so. Add the cauliflower to the scallions and gently toss to mix over low heat for a minute or so. Transfer mixture to prepared baking dish. Melt remaining 1 tablespoon butter over mediumlow heat until golden brown and pour over the cauliflower. Can be prepared ahead to this point. When ready to serve, bake in preheated oven for 25 minutes until florets are crisp and golden brown. Add pignoli nuts, raisins and parsley and toss to mix. Serve at once.

3. Arrange florets in a buttered baking dish. In a bowl, mix the tomatoes, basil, salt and pepper to taste and spoon over the cauliflower. Pour over olive oil and toss with cauliflower to coat. Mix the cheese and breadcrumbs and sprinkle evenly over the mixture. Can be prepared ahead to this point and refrigerated, covered, for several hours or overnight. When ready to bake, bring to room temperature if refrigerated, dot with butter and bake in preheated oven for 25 minutes until hot and bubbly. Serve at once. Please visit my website at www. Savoringthehamptons.com, for more recipes and my latest blog posts.

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Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton presents a special brunch on Sunday, October 23 from noon to 3 p.m. to benefit the Allyson Wald Special Needs Trust. The trust was established to support cognitive rehabilitation therapy and daily care for Allyson Wald, a Volunteer EMT with the Montauk Fire Department and former co-owner of The Salon at Amagansett Square, who suffered cardiac arrest and subsequent brain injury in July. Tickets are $100 each and include passed hors d’oeuvres, drinks, and entertainment by Tom Postilio. Tickets may be purchased at, and donations directed to, The Salon at Amagansett Square, P.O. Box 2729, 6 Amagansett Square, Amagansett, NY 11930. 631267-6677. Cooperage Inn in Baiting Hollow is celebrating its 13th Annual Fall Festival every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 p.m. until Sunday, October 23. Enjoy outdoor seating, live music, and familyfriendly activities from face painting to pony rides. Feast on fall favorites such as fire-roasted corn, autumn harvest clam chowder, pumpkin bread and candied apples. 631-727-8994 Jamesport Manor Inn in Jamesport and Greenport Harbor Brewing Company presents a four-course beer tasting and pairing dinner on Friday, November 4 at 7 p.m. for $65 per person. The menu features Peconic Bay oysters, Stilton blue cheese pears, pan-roasted duck breast and “coffee and doughnuts” with Greenport’s Harbor Ale, Other Side IPA, Black Duck Porter and Leaf Pile Ale. 631722-0500 The Backyard Restaurant at Sole East in Montauk now serves dinner 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. Wednesday through Sunday. Fall dishes feature butternut squash soup with brandy, nutmeg and cream ($10); sautéed halibut with wild rice, farro salad, champagne vinegar and feta cheese ($36); and risotto with shrimp, roasted tomato and grana padano ($28). Friday evenings also boast live music. 631-668-2105 Harbor Grill in East Hampton now offers gift cards, a perfect present for the holidays, birthdays and for anyone who likes good food year-round. Recipients may use the cards for take-out, dinner, Saturday lunch and Sunday brunch. Dishes include a baby blue burger with Gorgonzola cheese and smoke house bacon ($11.50); shrimp scampi ($19.95); and “Yo Mama’s” meatloaf with milled potatoes and home-style mushroom gravy ($15.95). 631-604-5290

Review: Beachhouse By Stacy Dermont Last Thursday evening I invited my friend and comrade in food, Joy Lewis, to accompany me to beachhouse in East Hampton for dinner. Once we arrived at the door, beachhouse appeared as something of a grand oasis. It was quite busy inside. Groovy house music feeds the fun, laid back atmosphere. It’s stylish, spacious and well-appointed inside. Swaths of drift wood and decorative orchids bring nature in. The three big-screen televisions behind the (cool-looking) bar bring word of the outside world. I don’t know why we were seated at a table below a non-working light and later told that the light would be fixed “at 7:30 A.M.” We were offered another table but by then we’d settled in, so we passed the table’s votive candle between us in order to read the menu. Delicious, crusty bread served with garlicky olive oil started us off. Joy and I compared notes on the day we’d just had. Hers started with a tour of Sag Harbor’s historically beautiful L’Hommedeau House. Mine began with breakfast in Chef Jeanne Cuddy-Peretz gorgeous Wainscott kitchen. We declared a tie and moved on to serious eating. We both started with the Soup of the Day, which happened to be Pancetta and White Bean. “Pancetta and White Bean” sounded like pale, hearty, Tuscan goodness. When our soup arrived, it turned out to be deep orange with multi-colored tortellini floating in it. The preponderance of chopped carrot lent a Campbell’s Vegetable Soup air. There were also whites beans and pancetta in the mix. I didn’t love it, but it was hearty. Thankfully, it would have been wrong to lower my expectations for the meal at this point.

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On to entrees. Both of the pastas we tried were cooked to el dente perfection. The Baby Back Ribs were also cooked exactly as they should be – rendering them utterly tender. The barbeque sauce on them was very sweet. The accompanying cole slaw was very fresh and had an appealing, finelygrated texture. The shoestring fries were the real deal – very thin and just-out-of-the-fry-basket hot. The Ziti Alla Vodka with Shrimp was quite good. There was a touch of heat in the sauce to spark its rich, savory flavor. The shrimp was plump and fresh. The Chicken Marsala served over linguine was tender and moist. The chicken was covered with tasty chopped mushrooms. After her first bite, Joy said, “I just put something in my mouth that was very good.” My husband popped in as we were about to begin dessert. He enjoyed a glass of the house Pinot Grigio. In addition to a full bar, beachhouse offers a sizeable wine list. Local offerings include Raphael and Lieb. Joy and I shared a slice of the cheesecake. It was light yet creamy. Maybe next time we’ll try a beachhouse Super Sundae. Other dessert options include a Molten Chocolate Cake and tiramisu. One of our servers told us that beachhouse’s menu “has completely changed,” since this past summer, its first season. Whereas it had been more of a steakhouse, beachhouse now offers family-style plates with more Italian dishes and fish. A friend of mine says I have to go back to try the Cowboy Steak. We three agreed that beachhouse is sophisticated but comfy, a nice place to hang with friends. You can even eat at the bar. Beachhouse, 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-604-5600.

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75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE – Award-winning Chef Walter Hinds, New Contemporary American Cuisine. Open daily 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dinner 4:30 p.m.-midnight, 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575, www.75main. com. B. SMITH’S – Best lobster roll and waterfront view in the Hamptons. Legendary watermelon margaritas! Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858, www.bsmith. com. BOBBY VAN’S – Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., lunch from noon to 3 p.m. Casual Italian style menu. Executive Chef Chip Monte. La Pasticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Hwy., Montauk. 631-668-2345. CANAL CAFÉ – Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays. 631-723-2155. CLEMENTE’S CRAB HOUSE – Weekend $15.95 Prix Fixe Lunch, 1-4 p.m., includes glass of wine or beer. Open daily. Full steak menu and sushi-grade sesame-seared tuna. Happy hour Mon.-Sat. 5-7 p.m., Sun. 3-5 p.m. Fridays Karaoke from 10 p.m. 448 West Lake Dr., Montauk. 631668-6677, www.clementescrabhousemontauk.com. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM – The best aged and marinated steak, freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292; 1065 Franklinville Rd., Laurel, 631-298-3262. www.elbowroomli.com. COMTESSE THÉRÈSE BISTRO – Award-winning North Fork wines in the Tasting Room or dine in the Bistro. Cordon Bleu Chef Arie Pavlou prepares classic French cuisine. Thurs.-Sun. lunch and dinner. 739 Main Road, Aquebogue. 631-779-2800. COPA WINE & TAPAS RESTAURANT – Happy hour daily, 4-7 p.m. Dinner Mon.-Wed. to 11 p.m., Thurs.-Sat. to midnight. Late-night menu: kitchen open Fri. and Sat.,

midnight to 2 a.m. 200 Bottles of wine, 40 wines by the glass. 95 School St., Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469. ESTIA’S LITTLE KITCHEN – Enjoy breakfast, lunch and dinner influenced by the flavors of Mexico. Dinner reservations recommended. 1615 Sag HarborBridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-725-1045, www.estiaslittlekitchen.com. GEORGICA RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE – Nestled in Wainscott, serving dinner Thurs.-Mon. from 6 to 11 p.m. Featuring grilled prime meats and fresh seafood. 108 Wainscott Stone Rd. 631-537-6255. GOSMAN’S INLET CAFÉ – Sushi here is the best-kept secret in town! Also grilled tuna, jumbo lobsters, great pasta and a kid’s menu. Sushi to go available all day.

Lunch and dinner daily. Located at the harbor in Montauk. 631-668-2549, www.gosmans.com. THE GRILL ON PANTIGO – Classic, casual American, cuisine in a modern setting. Indoor-outdoor dining and a chic bar /late-night lounge. Appetizers $5-$16. Entrees $15-$38. Promotional specials are run throughout the year. 203 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-2600 HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso bar and bakery, breakfast and lunch café. Kid friendly! Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE, www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com. HARBOR BISTRO – One of the best sunsets on the East End. Great food and wine on the waterfront. 313 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7300, www. harborbistro.net. HARBOR GRILL – Affordable American dining. Familyfriendly! 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631604-5290, www.facebook.com/harborgrill.

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ART COMMENTARY by Marion W. Weiss

Exhibits At Demato and Winston Galleries

Two shows in Sag Harbor grabbed our attention, one from the Richard Demato Fine Arts Gallery and the other from Winston Gallery, a venue that recently opened this summer. At first glance, they appear to have nothing in common, but a second look reveals that both exhibits can be described as somewhat “quirky.” What that means is no doubt in the eye of the beholder. At the Demato Gallery, the first paintings to welcome us are by Mikel Glass: photorealistic paintings featuring female dolls. Not only are the works interesting because they tell stories, but they also recall photographs by Hans Bellmer. Bellmer’s images are a lot more graphic, contrasting the innocence of dolls with violence. And a lot more frightening. ( The dolls look so real. ) Yet there is the same trend toward Surrealism in Glass’s works as well. Donato Giancola’s seascapes are more expressionistic, rather than purely quirky, but their imagery is so potent that we expect the waves to come crashing down on us at any minute. The artist’s “Shaman’s Loss” seems a little more distant

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from reality, with figures positioned on the beach. The man looks like someone perhaps from the Middle Ages; the female’s identity is ambiguous to say the least. In the upstairs space, we return to “quirky” with a work by Russ Noto: a dog with the word “violet” written on its back. While “violet” conjures up a dainty flower, the animal is anything but delicate. Not all the works can be considered quirky, however. Consider the arresting abstract pieces by Mimi Silver, where individual images are fluid, stimulating a desire to daydream. The Winston Gallery features a one-person show

by Timothy Roepe whose abstract paintings convey a firm control of his medium. One piece appears to mirror the fall season with its orange colors. This and two other paintings have a strong sense of movement that engages the viewer. It’s as if we are Alice in Wonderland, falling through the Looking Glass. The canvases reflect the world that Alice finds when she hits the bottom. Mimi Silver, “Christmas” Perhaps we can associate this mood with Magic Realism, perhaps not. Certainly Roepe’s work that includes a drawing of a bike may seem like fantasy, too, as well as another piece featuring a woman’s face that is quite realistic, yet still stylized. The combination of the abstract and the objective makes the style seem more like “magic.” No matter what the style, however, there is a theatricality in Roepe’s works that is engaging and evocative. Call for information about the current show at the Demato Gallery, 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor, 631-725-1161. Timothy Roepe’s show at the Winston Gallery will be on view until November 6, 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor, 631-899-4740.

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affection for New York audiences is clear: “New Yorkers keep it real and raw. ‘We pay $200 bucks, we’ll let you know if you’re funny.’ There’s no bullshit.” And his gigs at Carolines on Broadway have been a highlight of his career, “the best of my life. I was a kid in a candy store. I had made it!” Before he was invited to Carolines, “I used to watch comics on TV from that stage and just dream about being there. It’s legendary. Whenever I’d go to New York, I’d find myself on Times Square just standing outside the club. The only way I’m going in, I said to myself, was when I was invited.” Kicking off the Festival will be the Fifth Annual Stand Up for Heroes Event, featuring Bruce Springsteen, Jim Gaffigan, Ricky Gervais, Jon Stewart and The Max Weinberg Big Band on Wednesday, November 9, at the Beacon Theatre at 8 p.m. In partnership with the Bob Woodruff Foundation, this event “supports those who continue to fight for this country’s freedom and helps heal the physical and psychological wounds of war.” Tickets are on sale now and can be purchased at www. ticketmaster.com, www.beacontheatre.com, or www. nycomedyfestival.com, where you can also see a complete schedule of the Festival’s offerings. Though our phone call was dropped a handful of times, I did get to tell Koy that The Huffington Post wrote a Top Ten Reasons to attend the New York Comedy Festival and he was number 2: “Joy Koy’s perfectly round, smooth, bald head is truly a sight to behold,” they wrote. “Oh, my God, really?!” he exclaimed. “They said that? That’s so funny. Hello? Are you there? Elise? Elise? OH, NO! THE PHONE HUNG UP ON ME! NOT AGAIN!”

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This week’s cover by Ceravolo celebrates the Hamptons International Film Festival, with a portrait of Burt Lancaster and Ava Gardner. While you may not recognize the image from their 1946 film The Killers, its spirited ambience is, nonetheless, captivating. First, the swishes of color evoke the Festival’s upbeat spirit. Yet these same shapes provide a veil, hiding part of Lancaster’s and Gardner’s faces. That, too, has subtle significance, signifying what lies beneath the Festival’s surface. Another meaning suggested by the cover relates to Ceravolo’s technique. It is primarily a black-andwhite stylized image of the two actors, mirroring the black-and-white movie, The Killers, and its film noir style. Of course, most of Ceravolo’s figures are stylized, whether they be musicians, athletes or movie stars. Q: The cover has a great “look.” How would you describe it? A: It’s a combination of a monochromatic image with an abstract image. I used color and abstract shapes that would compliment the grey realistic image. The portrait creates two layers: realism and illusion. Q: How did this style evolve? A: I studied Advertising, Art and Design at Farmington. Figures always played a large part in my work then. I created large realistic images. But I

wanted to add another element. In the late 1970s, I did a portrait of Rod Stewart, and that was my first one in my current style. Then I did a portrait of Elton John. Q: And you were off and running. A: I said to myself, “Now is the time to see if I can make a living doing this.” Q: One of your most popular series has featured Hollywood movie couples, particularly “The Embrace Series,” with actors like Lancaster and Gardner and Gable and Lombard. How did you get interested in film? A: When I was in high school, I made a 16 mm movie with a Bolex. That influenced me. Q: What artists influenced you? A: I was inspired by Chuck Close. Also James Havard who did realistic faces with abstract shapes. Q: Have you created any other art forms that your present work is similar to? A: Over the years I did one sculpture with figures; the piece was made from aluminum panels. The

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On Guns, Getting Shot, Loopholes and the Law By Elise D’Haene I can’t imagine what it is like to be sitting in a college classroom, listening to the professor lecturing away, taking notes, and then, in the distance, hearing a popping sound. The professor hears it too and sticks her head out the door to see what’s happening. Alarmed, but trying to stay calm, she turns to the class. “Get under your desks! Now!” As so you do. You get under your desk. A young man enters the room. Over the course of the next several minutes, he takes aim at student after student and shoots. You are shot four times. This is exactly what happened to Colin Goddard on April 16, 2007, at Virginia Tech, where a fellow student, Seung-Hui Cho, went on a shooting rampage that left 32 people dead. Goddard had gone to his French class that day, where he was supposed to be, and ended up surviving the deadliest shooting massacre in the U.S. He still has bullet fragments in his body. When Goddard recovered physically from his wounds and after he graduated, he couldn’t leave behind the 32 people—students and teachers—who didn’t make it that day. He turned to an organization founded by another survivor of a shooting, James Brady, a former White House Press Secretary, who was struck by a bullet during an attempted

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HIFF Spotlight: Matthew Broderick By Nanci LaGarenne Ferris Bueller has earned a day off. Matthew Broderick, Tony Awardwinning actor, will be on hand at this year’s Hamptons International Film Festival, on October 15, at Guild Hall in “Conversations With,” interviewed by Alec Baldwin, at 3:15 p.m. You can hear Broderick discussing his vast movie and stage career and beforehand, at 1 p.m., watch his singular brilliance in the comedy film from 1999 Election, also at Guild Hall.

In the meantime, Broderick readies himself for the Broadway stage once again, set to star in Nice Work If You Can Get It, with a score by Ira and George Gershwin, in the spring of 2012. Sooner than that, catch him in his latest screen performance in Tower Heist, about a luxury penthouse billionaire stealing the retirement fund of his workers. “It’s not a robbery, it’s payback,” is the tag line for the movie, also starring Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller and Tea Leoni.

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Last year Broderick played on the small screen as a celebrity author running a struggling Hamptons newspaper (not this one!), in the television show “Beach Lane.” But for most of us, Broderick stole our hearts and attention as Eugene Morris Jerome in Neil Simon’s Brighton Beach Memoirs and Biloxi Blues. In 2009, Broderick was on the boards again in The Philanthropist. The recently released film Margaret with Anna Paquin and Matt Damon, has a bit of Broderick in it too. Remember, no small roles…. We on the East End consider Broderick our neighbor, along with his equally talented and popular wife, the actor Sarah Jessica Parker. They reside quietly out here in the Hamptons, with their little brood of three, James Wilkie, 9, and twin girls, Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge, 2. We see them come and go and let them be. But we’re glad they’re here. If you reside in Brooklyn and Donegal, Ireland, they are your neighbors there as well. Broderick was born in NYC to Patricia Biow, playwright, actress, and painter, and James Broderick, actor. His late mother was Jewish and his late father, Irish Catholic. James Broderick was the popular dad on the TV drama “Family.” He was also in the movies Alice’s Restaurant and Dog Day Afternoon. We see where Matthew came by his acting chops. Acting is in Broderick’s creative DNA. We can all thank his parents for that. Broderick attended the Walden School in New York and his first acting role was opposite his father in a production of On Valentine’s Day, followed by Off-Broadway’s Torch Song Trilogy. Broadway liked him and vice versa, so he entertained us in the stage production of the Neil Simon plays Brighton Beach Memoirs, scoring a Tony Award. Other starring roles came in Biloxi Blues, How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying, The Producers, in 2001, which earned Broderick another Tony Award nomination, followed by The Odd Couple in 2005, with Broderick as Felix and Nathan Lane as Oscar. Do you have a favorite Matthew Broderick role? Do you love him live or on the big screen, or both? Either way, Broderick still has that boyish face and charm and those serious (or are they mischievous?) eyes, and impish smile. But looks alone have not taken him where he has gone. The man can act. He continues to surprise and delight audiences with his stage work and evokes the familiarity we have with his screen characters. You hear that voice, you watch his expressions, you stay put. Ferris may be all grown up, and a lot of us right along with him, but we can go back and watch Ferris and Eugene, and for that we are grateful for the laughs and the memories.

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“Hard Times: Lost on Long Island” By Elise D’Haene While driving to work the other day I was listening to my trusty NPR station and a report began about the economic picture of Long Island, based on an analysis of data from the Long Island Association. Economic news usually has me fumbling to change the station, but I thought an economic glimpse into this Island I call home would be interesting. Here’s what I heard: Third consecutive month of job losses reported in July. Consumer confidence low. Home prices declining. We, like the rest of the country, haven’t emerged from the recession. The statistics that were rattled off and the conclusions drawn got me thinking about the people I know who live on the East End who are struggling mightily. Then I began to think about the documentary Hard Times: Lost on Long Island that will be shown at the Hamptons International Film Festival on Saturday, October 15, at 4:30 p.m.

ART OPENINGS & GALLERIES

OPENINGS AND EVENTS BOLTAX GALLERY POP-UP – Reception for works by Suzanne Unrein, Friday, October 14, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Design Within Reach, Main Street, East Hampton. On view through Monday, October 17. CALL FOR ARTISTS – deadline 11/20, South Street Gallery & Framers, 631-477-0021. Art show and sale to benefit North Fork Environmental Council. BODY OF WORK VI – Figurative work, group show, October 22 and 23, reception Saturday, October 22, 5-8 p.m., Ashawagh Hall, 778 Springs-Fireplace Road, Springs. .

at UA East Hampton and on Sunday, October 16, at 2:45 p.m. at UA Southampton. I’ve been anticipating this film, especially since the tragic death of David Hartstein, a chiropractor who lived in Montauk and died suddenly of the hanta virus in June. His family was one of many featured in the documentary, which is directed by Marc Levin, who brought us the wonderful film Schmatta: Rags to Riches to Rags at the 2009 film festival. New reports on economic matters don’t get to the heart of the problem. We need films like Hard Times, which tells us stories, real stories about people like us, or like people we know, who “courageously describe the effect that their longtime unemployed status had had on their families, finances and ultimately their American dream,” as a description of the film says. We wrote about the Hartstein family and the efforts of the community to raise funds to help the family through this unbelievable loss.

GALLERIES

GALLERY 125 – Dual exhibition of Painter Rex Lau and ceramicist Diane Mayo, who have lived and worked together in Montauk for the past 30 years. Gallery 125, 125 South Country Rd., Bellport. Exhibition runs through 10/30. GUILD HALL – “Richard Prince: Covering Pollock.” Through 10/17. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Fri. and Sat., 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.; Sun., noon – 5 p.m. 631-324-4050, www.guildhall.org. PARASKEVAS – Works by Michael Paraskevas. By appt. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “American Portraits,” through 11/27. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. Fridays at Noon, free admission to the museum and lecture, bring a bag lunch. www.parrishart.org. RICHARD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS GALLERY – “Seeing in Black and White,” Fall Group Show. Richard J. Demanto Fine Arts Gallery, 90 Main St., Sag Harbor. Also works by Donato Giancola, Mikel Glass and Rachel Bess. Open Thursday through Sunday, 11-6 p.m., Saturday to 9 p.m. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS – Local artists including Christopher Engel, Jim Gingerich, Hadi Toron, Laura Rozenberg, Jorge Silveira and Eugenio Cuttica. Hand-selected pieces from American glass blowers, unique jewelry, many books on art and architecture, the hottest national and international music CDs, and hand-made

MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, October 14 to Thursday, October 20. Always call to confirm shows and times. Some are not available at press time. HAMPTON ARTS (WESTHAMPTON BEACH) (+) (631-288-2600) The Big Year (PG) – Fri., 7:30, 9:30 Sat., 5:00, 7:00, 9:00 Sun., 5:00, 7:00, 9:00 Mon.,-Thurs., 7:00 Ides of March (R) – Fri., 7:00, 9:15 Sat., 4:00, 6:00, 9:45 Sun., 4:45, 9:00 Mon.-Thurs., 7:00 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (631-298-SHOW) Real Steel (PG-13), The Ides of March (R), The Thing(R), Footloose (PG13), The Big Year (PG) Dream House (PG-13), Dolphin Tale 3D (PG) Moneyball (PG-13), 50/50 (R) THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) Hamptons International Film Festival October 14, 15, and 16. Then closed for the season. SOUTHAMPTON 4 (631-287-2774) The Southampton movie theater will take part in The Hamptons International Film Festival October 14, 15, and 16. SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Mill and the Cross – Sat, Sun only 2:30 Passione – 4:15 all week Mozart’s Sister – 6:00 all week

The Hartsteins were our neighbors. David and his wife, Heather, had three young children, Shane, Devon and Logan, and were like many American families, struggling with tough economic times and coping as best they could. Like millions of Americans, the Hartsteins took on a mortgage that they could not handle once the housing bubble collapsed. Bankruptcy and foreclosure proceedings followed, despite the fact that David had a successful chiropractic practice in East Hampton and Montauk, but the winter months were too slow, as they are for many small business owners on the East End. Last year, their third child Shane was born with a rare genetic disease and almost died. Medical bills piled up. Then David’s mother almost died. Their story is just one of four that Levin sets out to tell. There are many of us who are Lost on Long Island. This very worthy film deserves our attention.

For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Listings pg: 36 Kid Calendar pg: 39 Day by Day Calendar pg: 50 items from around the world. Open weekdays 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and 10 a.m.-11 p.m. or later on weekends. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725- 2499, www.kramorisgallery.com. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Featuring East End Arts Council members Patricia Feiler and Bob Miller with a series of paintings that depict the North Fork landscape. To 11/2. The Jamesport Manor Inn, 320 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – “10,000 Years of Hunting & Fishing in Southampton,” Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. Open 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., Tuesdays through Saturdays, through 10/29. 631-283-2494, www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org, $4 adults, free for members and children. 631-283-2494, www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. TULLA BOOTH – “The Fall Collection,” through November 15, 66 Main St., Sag Harbor, Open Thurs.-Tues., 12:30-7 p.m. 631-725-3100, www.tullaboothgallery.com. VERED –“A Stitch in Jewish Time,” through 10/31. 68 Park Pl., EH. Open Mon.-Thurs., 11 a.m.- 6 p.m.; Fri. to 7 p.m.; Sat. to 9 p.m. 631-324-3303, www.veredart.com. Send Gallery listings to editor@danspapers.com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

Gainsbourge: A Heroic Life – 8:10 all week

UA HAMPTON BAYS 5 (+) (728-8251) 50/50 (R) – Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, 4:40, 7:10, Fri., 4:40, 7:10, 10:10 Sat., 1:40, 4:40, 7:10, 10:10 Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:10 Dolphin Tale (PG) – Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, 4:20, 7:20, Fri., 4:20, 7:20, 9:55 Sat., 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:55 Sun., 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Footloose (PG) – Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, 4:10, 7:10, Fri., 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Sat., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Sun., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 The Big Year (PG) – Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, 4:30, 7:30, Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:05 Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:05 Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Real Steel (PG13) – Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, 4:00, 7:00, Fri., 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 Sat., 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 Sun., 1:00, 4:00, 7:00

The North Fork Destination for the Visual Arts

UA EAST HAMPTON CINEMA 6 (+) (631-324-0448) The East Hampton movie theater will take part in The Hamptons International Film Festival October 14, 15, and 16. The sign (+) when following the name of a theater indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theater before arriving to make sure they are available. 7538

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DAY BY DAY For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 49 Kid Calendar pg: 39 North Fork Listings pg: 36 AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGKSagaponack; SH-Southampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach WS-Wainscott

UPCOMING

East Hampton Historical Society. Tickets to the Opening Night Cocktail Party start at $150 and include entry to the tour the following day. Tickets to the House Tour are $65 in advance and $75 on the day of the tour. EHHS office at 101 Main Street Tuesday – Saturday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m., 631324-6850, www.easthamptonhistory.org. Clinton Academy, 151 Main Street, EH days of events.

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HAMPTONS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL – through10/17, www.hamptonsfilmfest.org. Tickets start at $15. See story on page 47. TWILIGHT THURSDAY – Alfredo Merat & Trio Radio Europa - 5 p.m.-sunset, Wölffer Winery tasting room, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. Wines by the glass and cheese plates for purchase. 631-537-5106. No cover charge. LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS SOUTHAMPTON TOWN DEBATE – 7 p.m. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper’s Farm Rd., SH. 631-766-3687. See election coverage on page 28. JAM SESSON AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m., Thursdays. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Tpk., SGH. Come enjoy some great jazz, played by musicians from the East End and beyond. Bring your instrument if you want to jam. Enjoy the great Bay Burger roadhouse food. 631-603-6160, www.bayburger.com.

MARDERS GARDEN LECTURE – 10/22, Putting Your Garden to Bed, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. 631-702-2306. MUSIC FOR MONTAUK – AMERICAN STRING QUARTET - 10/22, 7 p.m., Montauk School, S. Dorset Rd., MTK. 631-668-2481. Benefit for Allyson Wald Special Needs Trust – 10/23, noon – 3 p.m. Nick & Toni’s, 136 N. Main SUNSET FRIDAYS AT WOLFFER - 5-Sunset, Wölffer Street, EH. RSVP: The Salon at Amagansett Square, Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. 631-537-5106, www. Amagansett, 631-267-6677. Donations, Raffle and Auction. wolffer.com. $100 Per Person. www.amagansettsalonandspa.com. FABULOUS WINE DINNER AT DARK HORSE – 6-9 Golf Tournament to Benefit 88.3 WPPB-FM p.m. 1 Main St., RVHD. $55. www.darkhorserestaurant. – 10/25, Noyac Golf Club, SGH. Join WPPB radio per- com. sonalities Bonnie Grice, Ann Liguori, Brian Cosgrove, Ed East Hampton Lantern Tour – 7 p.m. Main German and others on the links. The outing will include Street and five East Hampton historic buildings: Clinbreakfast, lunch, cocktails ton Academy, Osborn-Jackson and exciting auction items. House, the First Presbyterian $425/golfer. $100 for lunch Church, Mulford House, and only. To register, visit www. Home Sweet Home. Participeconicpublicbroadcasting. pants will walk down Main org or contact Liz Lattanzio Street, stopping in front of the at 631-591-7003. historic houses and hearing WRITERS SPEAK – KURT fascinating commentary that WENZEL – 10/26, 7 p.m. brings to life the tales of the Radio Lounge, Chancellors inhabitants—as well experiHall, 239 Montauk Hwy., SH. encing all five historic buildwww.stonybrook.edu. Free. ings as they were illuminated Little lucy’s halin days of yore. Tours also on loween pet parade – November 18 and December 10/29, 1 p.m. Little Lucy’s, 91 9 begin at Clinton Academy Job’s Ln., SH. Party will folat 7 p.m., rain or shine. $15, low after parade with awards, reservations required. 631entertainment, refreshments 324-6850. www.easthamptonSunset in Noyac & raffle prizes! $10 registrahistory.org. tion benefits Southampton AniJACKSON BROWNE AT mal Foundation. Call 631-287-2352 for raindate. WHBPAC – SOLD OUT. 70’s HALLOWEEN PARTY – 10/29, 8 p.m., B Smith’s, FILM INDUSTRY PARTY FEATURING SWEET CYALong Wharf, SGH. D.J. Karen Ward, prizes. Raffle benefits NIDE – 9 p.m. – midnight, East Hampton Studios, 77 Bay Street Theatre. $25 cover. Industrial Rd., WS. 631-956-0050. Free. Also tomorrow, see Of long island Is the answer (for women listing below. only) – 11/3 – 4:30 – 6:30 p.m. “connect now” meeting, Buoy One, 62 Montauk Hwy., WH. RSVP 516-221-2287. Free admission. ARF’s 18th ANNUAL STROLL TO THE SEA DOG WRITERS SPEAK – EMMA WALTON HAMILTON, WALK – 9 a.m. – noon, Mulford Farm, James Ln., EH. TRICIA RAYBURN, PEGGY KERN - 11/2, 7 p.m. Radio Free microchipping, contests, treats. 631-537-0400 x 215. Lounge, Chancellors Hall, 239 Montauk Hwy., SH. www. www.arf.org. stonybrook.edu. Free. SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. ANNUAL BLACK FILM FESTIVAL – 1-10 p.m., 11/5. Bay St., SGH. Saturdays through 10/29. Accepts electronic Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., SH. 631-283-2118, www. food stamps (EBT). parrishart.org. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET – 9 LONG ISLAND RESTAURANT WEEK – 11/6 – 11/13. a.m. – 1 p.m. 85 Mill Rd., WHB. Through 11/19. SNAP Participating restaurants offer $24.95 three-course prix (State Nutrition Action Plans) accepted. 631-288-3337. fixe. www.longislandrestaurantweek.com. See our Dining www.westhamptonbeachfarmersmarket.com. Section beginning on page XX. SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCIWRITERS SPEAK – ALLISON DEVERS -11/9, 7 p.m. ETY – Narrow Lane Cleanup – 8 a.m. Meet on corner NarRadio Lounge, Chancellors Hall, 239 Montauk Hwy., SH. row Land & Bridgehampton Turnpike, BH. Bring gloves. www.stonybrook.edu. Free. 631-745-0689. Southamptontrails.org. ALL THAT JAZZ - All Star Super Concert for Bay Street SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCITheatre- 11/10, 8 p.m. 1 Bay St., SGH. Latin, Fusion, Latin, ETY – Tuckahoe Hill Traverse - 10 a.m. Meet on Sebonac World and Jazz featuring Ada Rovatti - Tenor Saxophone, Rd. east of Tuckahoe Rd. in SH. 631-726-7503. SouthampMorris Goldberg - Alto Saxophone, Jim Campagnola - tontrails.org. Tenor Saxophone, Randy Brecker – Trumpet, Alex Sipiagin UUCSF HARVEST BALL – 6-10 p.m., 10/15. Unitarian – Trumpet, Max Feldchuh – Vibraphone, Steve Watson Universalist Meetinghouse, 977 BH-SGH Turnpike, BH. - Upright Bass, Bryan Campbell – Guitar, Peter Weiss - Party, silent auction, music, dancing, raffle. $45 at door. Upright Bass, Claes Brondal - Drums and Host, more TBA. www.uucsf.org. Cash bar. $30 admission & nibbles. 631-725-0818, www. BARNABA INSTITUTE GALA FUNDRAISER – 6:30 baystreet.org. p.m. Breaking Bread with the Hamptons’ Top Chefs – 230 MARDERS GARDEN LECTURE – 11/12, Silk and Dried Elm, SH. Cash bar, auctions, live music. 203-377-5059. Flowers, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. 631-702-2306. Also $100. 11/19 and 12/3, Making Your Own Holiday Wreath Lecture. THE SONGS OF SOLOMON GOSPEL AT OLD WHAL2011 East Hampton House TOUR - Opening Night ERS’ CHURCH – 7 p.m. 10/15, 44 Union St., SGH. 631Cocktail Party 11/25, 6 – 8 p.m.; House Tour 11/26, 1-4 p.m. 537-0616. $35. Benefits Bridgehampton Childcare and This year’s tour – comprised of five unique homes Benefits Recreation Center. www.bhccrc.com. S. Dermont

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PICK OF THE WEEK Hamptons International Film Festival, Oct. 13-17 FILM INDUSTRY PARTY FEATURING KAYMUS – 8 p.m. – 1 a.m., East Hampton Studios, 77 Industrial Rd., WS. Raffle, auctioc, aerialists, live art, interviews & airtime for guests. 631-956-0050. Free.

SUNDAY, 16

FLYING POINT 8K (AND 2K) FOR AUTISM AWARENESS – 9 a.m., Flying Point Beach, WM. www.flyingpointrun.com. SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCIETY – Mulvihill Preserve & Great Swamp Ramble – 10 a.m. – noon, meet on Fair Hills Lane of Brick Kiln Rd., BH. 631-725-5861, wwwsouthamptontrails.org. SOUTHAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Behind Parrish Art Museum, Job’s Ln., SH. Through 10/16. DONNA PARKER ANTIQUES AUCTION – opens at 11:30 a.m. Auction starts 1 p.m. 710 Montauk Hwy., WM. 631-726-9311. Garden statuary, Oscar de la Renta bench, Italian mirrored console, 19th century Swedish pieces, original art, pairs of lamps including pair from Geoffrey Beene estate, dining table, pairs of vintage sconces, Jensen cocktail table, wine tasting tables, much, much more. Also auctions on 11/6 and in Spring, 2012, date T.B.A. BALLET IN CINEMA – BOLSHOI BALLET’S ESMERALDA – 2 p.m. screening, Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., SH. $15/members $12. 631-283-2118. www.parrishart. org.

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GABRIELLA GRAND PORTFOLIO TASTING – 10:30 a.m. – 7 p.m. Orsay Restaurant, 1057 Lexington Ave., NYC. 631-237-1040. TRACY M. PFEIFER BREAST RECONSTRUCTION SEMINAR – 5:30 p.m. Hamptons Plastic Surgery, 25 Montauk Hwy., Q. Beauty stations, demos, gift bags, raffle, hors d’oeuvres. . Dollar match for donations to Lucia’s Angels. 631-653-6112. LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS DEBATE – 7 p.m. LTV Studios, 75 Industrial Rd., WS. Cornelius Kelly, Jay Schneiderman, Zachary Cohen, Bill Wilkinson, candidates for East Hampton Town Board. www.lwvhamptons. org.631-766-3687. See our election coverage on page 28. JAZZ JAM AT THE PIZZA PLACE – 7-9 p.m., Mondays. The Pizza Place, 2123 Montauk Hwy, BH. Join us for an open jazz jam session featuring The Dennis Rafflelock Duo. Up-and-comers & old timers welcome! 631-537-7865.

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SOUTHAMPTON ARTISTS ASSOCIATION DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 10 a.m. and 7 p.m. Tuesdays. Southampton Cultural Center, SH. 631-725-5851. HAMPTON BAYS LIBRARY SERVICES FOR THE HOMEBOUND – 10 a.m. – 5 p.m., on-going. Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave. HB. district residents who are unable to visit the library due to a temporary or permanent illness or disability, or for individuals who are frail and elderly and don’t have transportation - Library materials will be delivered free to homebound patrons who are accepted into the program. Call Nancy, 728-6241, ext. 104. www.hbaylib@suffolk.lib.ny.us.

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DONIZETTI’S ANNA BOLENA – 6 p.m. screening, Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050. www.guildhall.org. $20. WRITERS SPEAK – BETSY CARTER – 7 p.m. Radio Lounge, Chancellors Hall, 239 Montauk Hwy., SH. www. stonybrook.edu. Free.

THURSDAY, 20

EAST HAMPTON CHAMBER MIXER & NETWORKING – 5:30 – 7:30 p.m. The Palm, 94 Main St., EH. $15. RSVP 10/14. Hors d’oeuvres, cash bar, door prizes. 631-3240362, www.easthamptonchamber.com.

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LATIN JAZZ: NATALIA BERNAL QUARTET – 7:30 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., SH. 631-283-2118, www.parrishart.org. $15/members $12. Send Day-by-Day Calendar listings to stacy@danspapers. com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

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LETTERS THANKS FROM NORTH FORK Dear Dan, I would like to say a word of thanks and appreciation. Some people always go the extra mile. We are overwhelmed with sincere gratitude for announcing our walk in your North Fork Events calendar. With great regard, Phyllis DeMartino Riverhead Guess they got a lot of response. –DR BECAUSE THEY CAN! Dear Dan, I remember a joke from my childhood, ending with the punch line; “...because they can.” While this may be a great punch line, it’s a terrible way to govern. Early on, America enacted several pieces of legislation to keep from “because they can” governance. Cherished documents like the Bill of Rights and the Constitution and provisions like the Separation of Powers and Checks and Balances were all put in place to make certain that people (demos)—and not special interests—would prevail (kratos). A concept as old as ancient Greece, from whence it came. Speaking of kratos, this brings us to the appalling case of Russell Kratoville. Last fall, this Republican stalwart whose position was being eliminated by the closing of the OTB was placed in a cushy $150 thousand position by his pals in the Southampton Republican party. The job in question had already been slated to be abolished, but instead it was handed to Kratoville on a silver platter, in the midst of a major recession and at a time when Town Supervisor Anna Throne-Holst and others were doing everything in their power to cut costs to ensure the town’s survival. How was this accomplished? Councilmen Chris Nuzzi, Nancy Graboski and Jim Malone flexed their collective muscles and installed Kratoville without even the decency of consulting their fellow councilperson Bridget Fleming or their nominal boss, Town Supervisor Anna Throne-Holst. Usually the creation of a job of this magnitude is discussed and agreed upon in advance, advertised, and a systematic search is commenced. You get the drift. But here in Southampton, all you need to do is have some clout, and poof! – You get paid back for your support. How can that happen, you say? How could those three councilmen commit a brazen act of wanton party self-interest (remember that $150,000 comes out of taxpayer pockets – not theirs)? Because they can! That arrogant display of partisan payback happened in November 2010. Now fast forward to the Southampton Town Council meeting of August 9. After five months of impassioned appeals by many dozen members of the community (myself included), the Town Trustee and the Peconic Baykeeper, the town council voted to keep seasonal parking restrictions in place for Noyac Bay Avenue, effectively closing off a town owned beach to the town’s 59,000 citizenry. Who gave away access to our town beach? Councilmen Nuzzi, Graboski, and Malone – the same ones who gave Kratoville his sinecure position – once again, over the strident objections of Councilperson Fleming and Town Supervisor Throne-Holst, not to mention the firestorm their action created among local media and enraged citizens. How could they do it? Because they could – plain and simple. They took a beach that has been available to the public for generations and, by selectively restricting parking, they restricted accessibility (particularly penalizing seniors, the handicapped, and families with children), making the beach virtually inaccessible except for a few

Send your letters to askdan@danspapers.com dozen people living nearby. Worse still, this action sets a terrible precedent for similar actions to come – putting a dark cloud over the future of local beach access. The no-parking campaign was spearheaded by yet another well-known local Republican fundraiser and power broker. And in Southampton town politics, if you’re a Republican with enough clout, the world is yours. Why worry about the voting public? By effectively privatizing a beach – or creating a $150 thousand boondoggle job in the throes of perhaps the worst global recession since the Great Depression – who gets penalized? You do! Young and old, Republican and Democrat alike. This isn’t about ideology. This isn’t about parties. This is about favors! And the entire electorate of Southampton town has been held hostage. This isn’t any way to run a democracy! You can’t give in to the wants of a privileged few, and damn the voters. That’s just not the way democracy is supposed to work. Our founding fathers would roll over in their collective graves. But there’s some good news in all of this – a bright light at the end of the tunnel! In November, you can have your day in court. You will have a chance to break-up this unholy alliance – this gruesome threesome – and make certain that democracy belatedly returns to the Town of Southampton. This is your chance to fill Graboski’s position with a person who can work with Supervisor Throne-Holst and Councilperson Fleming. And that person is Brad Bender. Together they have a chance to right these wrongs. Whether it’s making the budget cuts the Town of Southampton needs in order to survive and prosper, or giving the townspeople back the beaches. Come November, I hope you will make your voices heard. And the only way to do that effectively is in the voting booth. Gene DePoris Noyac

(e-mails only, please) once again just how special summer is in Suffolk East. Fresh Air Fund hosts, volunteers and local supporters dedicated their time and efforts to help these inner-city youngsters experience simple summertime pleasures, including afternoons of swimming, fishing at sunset and roasting s’mores over a campfire. None of this would be possible without Michelle Malone, your local Fresh Air Fund volunteer leader, who works throughout the year to make sure host families and children have the opportunity to enjoy memorable summertime experiences together. I invite you to join Michelle Malone and the local Fresh Air Fund committee to help spread the word about the wonderful opportunity of hosting next summer. On behalf of all of us at The Fresh Air Fund, including the thousands of children who benefit from Fresh Air programs, I would also like to thank you for the terrific exposure you gave The Fresh Air Fund in Dan’s Papers this year by featuring our Volunteer Host Family Program in your community. The Fresh Air Fund, an independent, not-for-profit agency, has provided free summer vacations to over 1.7 million New York City children from low-income communities since 1877. For more information please call Michelle Malone at 631-204-0429 or visit www.freshair.org. Sincerely, Jenny Morgenthau Executive Director The Fresh Air Fund Musta got a lot of response. - DR

THANKS AGAIN Dear Dan, This year, 89 New York City children found out

Police Blotter

Ugly Bike Theft A grey and orange bike was stolen outside of a restaurant in Amagansett last week. Grey and orange? That thief did you a favor! Fishing Rescue A fishing boat that had gone adrift 75 miles off of the coast of Montauk Point last week was rescued by The United States Coast Guard. The fishing vessel had engine problems and there were four people on board the boat who were looking to catch a big one. Shelter Island Old Man McGumbus, 102, former World War II Japanese Internment Camp guard, was seen in town last week highly intoxicated and screaming at pedestrians in the street. “HOW ARE WE ALLOWING THESE DAMN HIPPIES TO TAKE OVER WALL STREET! WHY WON’T ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME!? THEY ARE TAKING OVER OUR COUNTRY AND WE’RE DOING NOTHING!” McGumbus then stumbled out into the middle of Main Street with a bullhorn and began demanding that all Shelter Island residents organize a small army to battle the hippie menace in New York City. McGumbus was

met with a few cheers from Islanders, but required medical attention when he, quite literally, pooped his pants in the middle of the street and then collapsed from exhaustion. Whoa A man under the influence of cocaine lead officers through a high-speed chase in Eastport that ended with the driver ramming a police cruiser at 80 miles per hour. The drugged-out driver then decided that he would get out of the car and made a run for it, at which point HIS BUTT WAS FREAKING ARRESTED. Fire A cottage in Southampton was completely destroyed by fire. The entire house went up in flames, leaving nothing behind but a very burnt structure. When firefighters arrived to battle the blaze, the home was completely engulfed and it took them three hours to put out the fire. There were no injuries reported and it was a very well managed fire, however, there was one very sad report that a dog was inside the home when it burned and passed on. Sad. - David Lion Rattiner

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE SAG HARBOR AT ITS BEST... TWO BLOCKS FROM LONG BEACH!

Open House:

Sunday Oct. 16 - 12:00 to 2:00PM

33 Bay View Drive West, Sag Harbor Tastefully Renovated Craftsman-Style 4 bedroom home. Open Living Room and Dining with High Vaulted and Beamed Ceilings elegantly detailed. Skylights and floor-to-ceiling stone fireplace, Chef’s Kitchen with granite countertops, stainless steel appliances. Bathroom features include a Claw foot tub and use of natural stone. Architectural Details abound. New heated pool surrounded by a large stone patio. Outdoor shower and much more!

$899,000

Linda Perillo 516-901-7663

7594

EXCLUSIVES SECLUDED CONTEMPORARY WESTHAMPTON BEACH $1,295,000

This beautiful, open floor plan home, boasts 4 bedrooms, huge great room with fireplace, inground pool and more. It is set on a very private acre that faces a preserve giving it the feel of a multi acre property. The location is superb. Close to town, restaurants, shops and the magnificent white sandy Rogers Beach. Be in for summer. Plenty of room for expansion.

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QUOGUE! • $999,000

Spacious home boasting 6 Bedrooms, 6.5 Baths. Large Eat in Kitchen with granite counter tops, wet bar, work station, Formal dining room, den, great room. Separate Master suite, Beautiful wide plank custom wood floors. Lovely wrap around porch, heated pool, Expansive deck and private backyard . Close to village and private beach .

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HAMPTONS 2011 OPEN HOUSES THIS WEEKEND WEB ID #33250

WEB ID #34283

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$11,500,000

37 SHIPWRECK DRIVE, AMAGANSETT DUNES 4IJOHMFE NBOPS FO TVJUF HVFTU SPPNT HSBOE NBTUFS TVJUF XJUI MJCSBSZ BOE CBUIT &OWJSPONFOUBMMZ GSJFOEMZ UPVDIFT UISPVHIPVU ยป Joseph DeCristofaro 631.873.5362

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53 BAY AVENUE, WATER MILL

WEB ID #35083

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$2,895,000

41 FAR POND ROAD, SOUTHAMPTON #BZ GSPOU USBEJUJPOBM CFET CBUIT QMVT GVMM CBUI JO QPPM IPVTF -PXFS MFWFM GFBUVSFT CFE XJUI lSFQMBDF )FBUFE HVOJUF QPPM QPPM IPVTF XJUI SFDSFBUJPOBM SPPN #PBU EPDL XJUI SPPN GPS KFU TLJ ยป Nancy Skulnik 631.356.3566

$3,595,000

70 TANAGER LANE, WATER MILL

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$2,695,000

15 DIAMON COURT #FBVUJGVM PQFO TQBDJPVT BOE TVOOZ IPNF XJUI GPSFWFS GBSN WJFXTศฐ TR GU CFET CBUIT lSFQMBDF JO GBNJMZ SPPN TFQBSBUF EJOJOH SPPN DBS HBSBHF IFBUFE QPPM ยป Joanne Kane 631.873.5999

WEB ID #38611

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$1,500,000

4 KARLSRUHE CROSS HWY, EAST HAMPTON

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ยป +Fรค 4UFJOIPSTU ยป Deborah Ginsburg 215.260.5154

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$PNQMFUFMZ SFOPWBUFE CFBDI IPVTF MPDBUFE PO B QSJWBUF SPBE BOE POMZ TUFQT UP CBZ CFBDI FO TVJUF CFET XJUI TUZMJTI CBUIT $"$ PBL mPPST BOE GVMM CBTFNFOU ยป Barbara Feldman 631.329.6722

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415 MADISON AVENUE NEW YORK, NY 10017 T. +1 (800) 330 4906

100 RIVERSIDE BLVD NEW YORK, NY 10069 T. +1 (212) 252 8772

2415 MONTAUK HIGHWAY BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 T. +1 (631) 725 7070

20 EAST 49TH STREET NEW YORK, NY 10017 T. +1 (646) 443 3716

$995,000

4 INGALLS ROAD, EAST HAMPTON

EAST HAMPTON

75 MAIN STREET EAST HAMPTON, NY 11937 T. +1 (631) 324 1050

WEB ID #35089

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$1,595,000

63 CHESTER STREET, BRIDGEHAMPTON 3FOPWBUFE CFE CBUI DBQF JODMVEFT IFBUFE QPPM DFOUSBM BJS VQEBUFE LJUDIFO XJUI HSBOJUF DPVOUFSUPQT PQFO EJOJOH B CSJHIU TVOOZ MJWJOH SPPN ยป Mohna Hoppe 516.429.1466

WEB ID #33289

SOUTHAMPTON

20 MAIN STREET SOUTHAMPTON, NY 11968 T. +1 (631) 287 9260

$1,950,000

89 INLET ROAD WEST, SOUTHAMPTON

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WEB ID #35545

$999,000

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WEB ID #20140

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147 WOOLEY STREET, SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE

$1,849,000

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$3,700,000

WEB ID #33244

27 N. CAPTAINS NECK LANE, SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE

WEB ID #33296

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$1,995,000

%FTJHOFS EFDPSBUFE IPNF XJUI MBSHF HSFBU SPPN XPXT ZPV XJUI TPBSJOH DFJMJOHT BOE TUVOOJOH Eร DPS CFET CBUIT 'SFODI EPPST MFBE UP UIF TUVOOJOH CSJDL UFSSBDF ยป +Fรค 4UFJOIPSTU

WEB ID #35258

WEB ID #38795

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12 PARSONS CLOSE, EAST HAMPTON

.BHOJlDFOU .PEFSO )PNF PWFSMPPLJOH -POH #FBDIศฐ CFET CBUIT )FBUFE (VOJUF 1PPM XJUI 8BUFS 7JFXT BOE 4QFDUBDVMBS 4VOTFUTศฐ "MTP "UUBDIFE (BSBHF #VJMEFST 0XOศฐ ยป Joanne Kane 631.873.5999

353 OLD SAG HARBOR ROAD, BRIDGEHAMPTON

4UVDDP NBOTJPO PO PWFS BDSFT XJUI TXJNNJOH QPPM BOE NBOJDVSFE HSPVOET -PWFMZ DPWFSFE QBUJP BOE PVUEPPS lSFQMBDF CFET JODMVEJOH EPXOTUBJST BOE VQTUBJST NBTUFST BOE MJWJOH SPPNT ยป Joseph DeCristofaro 631.873.5362

$2,500,000

9 CLIFF DRIVE, SAG HARBOR

WEB ID #34279

รญ รญ รถ 1.

$4,995,000

&MFHBOUMZ BQQPJOUFE BOE B OFX TVSWFZ UIBU TIPXT B TR GU CVJMEJOH FOWFMPQF XJUI SPPN UP FYQBOE UP TR GU BOE QPPM " TR GU IPNF XPVME BMTP BMMPX GPS UFOOJT ยป Barbara Feldman 631.329.6722

WEB ID #38375

WEB ID #34611

688 MONTAUK HWY WATER MILL, NY 11726 T. +1 (631) 899 6779

55 CHRISTOPHER STREET NEW YORK, NY 10014 T. +1 (646) 443 3755

47-44 VERNON BLVD. LIC, NEW YORK 11101 T. +1 (718) 707 0200

1221 BRICKELL AVENUE MIAMI, FL 33131 T. +1 (305) 531 7200

WEB ID #33462

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$795,000

9 BANKS COURT, EAST HAMPTON /FTUMFE PO BDSF NJMF UP UPXO BOE PDFBO CFET CBUIT QMFOUZ PG SPPN GPS B QPPM BOE FYQBOTJPO .BTUFS #FESPPNT PO CPUI mPPST +BDV[[J JO UIF VQTUBJST NBTUFS CBUI ยป Bonnie Nadal 631.566.0034

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shinnecock Hills. Dramatic light-filled, 3300sf 5BR/4BA Contemporary with pool on private shy acre. Multiple skylights and soaring ceilings in great room, enormous decks, central air and 2-car garage. Exclusive. $1.2M Web# 28570

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sag Harbor. Built in 2001 offering an open floor plan, hardwood floors, fireplace, garage, central air and vacuum. Lushly landscaped 1.13 acre. Community beach access with club and marina. Exclusive. $975K Web#28598

anne V. Orton 516.637.5560

Maureen geary 631.725.3867

sun. 10/16, 12-2pM

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Montauk. 33 Duval place Close to beach, hear the surf, feel the breeze. Private, charming totally renovated home at end of cul de sac. Just listed. Exclusive. $850K Web# 48128

bridgehampton. 411 Jobs Lane Five bedroom beach house with large lawn, pool on 2+ acres direct waterfront with dock, within sight and sound of the ocean. Great as is, or build your dream. Exclusive. $7.995M Web# 51302

southampton. 23 Hillside Builderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own 4 bedroom, 3 bath home with beautiful finishes, gorgeous landscaping and room for pool. Minutes from village and ocean alike. Exclusive. $725K Web# 44859

alison barwick 516.241.4796

beth Marano 631.897.5046

sat. 10/15, 12-3pM

sat. 10/15, 10aM-1pM

sag Harbor. 68 Long beach Lane Minutes to Main Street. Renovated modern beach house, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, great room with fireplace, gunite pool. Finished lower level, 1-car garage. Exclusive. $949K Web# 34009

Westhampton beach. 75 beach Road In the heart of the Village is this charming traditional home, where the possibilities are endless. Three bedroom with pool and full basement. Just reduced. Exclusive. $799K Web# 33352

Kevin Hallahan 516 971 0804

bob Murray 631.871.3350

sat. 10/15, 1-3pM

sat. 10/15, 1-2:30pM

sat. 10/15, 12-2pM

east Hampton. 5 phoebe scoys Road Quiet lane, 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath on 1.3 acres adjacent to county land. Central air, Viking appliances, 2-car attached garage, heated pool, deck and lawn. Exclusive. $879K Web# 36594

southampton. 1 Dory Lane Four bedroom, 3+ bath home, .82 acre, community tennis, bay beach, hardwood floors, open kitchen/living, 3 fireplaces, den, finished basement, gunite pool. Exclusive. $1.15M Web# 37049

east Quogue. 3 pin Oak path New to the market. Four bedroom, 2 bath offers easy living with large EIK, living room, screened porch. Close to beaches & schools. Exclusive. $415K Web# 13155

tom Fitzmaurice 631.907.1495

Rich Dec 631.899.0129

Michael Desario 516.982.1311

sun. 10/16, 11:30aM-1pM east Hampton. 4 sulky Circle Serene retreat near village & ocean. Four bedroom, 3.5 bath home on private .69 acre. Open floor plan, vaulted ceiling, 3 fireplaces, French doors, heated pool and garage. Exclusive. $1.175M Web# 53568 Michelle tiberio 631.907.1514, andy Volet 631.907.1451

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Open HOuses

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