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open houses this weekend AMAGANSETT Sun. 9/25 • 1-2PM 1 Cranberry Hole Road • $1,900,000 A home created and designed by a celebrity lifestyle expert. 4brs, 4 new baths, gourmet kitchen, perfect entertainment set up. LR opening into a garden courtyard. Charming out buildings surround a heated Gunite pool. Web#H10985. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@elliman.com

bridGEHAMpToN Sat. 9/24 • 12-1PM 167 Dune Road • 15,500,000 300 FT. OF BEACHFRONT. Magnificent 5br home, Gunite pool, pool house. 3-car garage. Chef’s kitchen, formal dining, master with fpl. Views from all floors. 2.8 acres. Call for directions. Web# H19782. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@elliman.com Fri. 9/23 - Sun. 9/25 • 11AM-12:30PM (Call for appt.) 527 Butter Lane • $2,500,000 2 masters, 4brs, 4bths. Beautiful Gunite pool/spa. Spacious living quarters. Beautifully landscaped acre with views. Adjacent 1.5 acre lot available. Buy both for $4.5M. Featured in the WSJ. Web#H10170. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Sat. 9/24 • 12-1PM 216 Millstone Road • $1,695,000 New construction next to Polo fields. 4brs, 3bths in 3,500 sf of European craftsmanship. Open floor plan, 2-story great room with fpl. and state-ofthe-art kitchen. Heated Gunite pool. Web#H11599. Jeanine Edington 631.287.0070

EAST HAMpToN Sat. 9/24 • 12-1:30pm 65 Toilsome Lane • $2,900,000 Unique home built in 1880 and impeccably restored. Pool and fabulous artists studio. Every space has charm and style. Many porches and patios and garden paths. #76948. Bonny Aarons 631.329.9400 Sat. 9/24 • 11-12:30PM 20 Cosdrew Lane • $639,000 This mint condition renovated 1-story Ranch with 3brs and 2bths, is located 3 miles from both the villages of East Hampton and Sag Harbor. Web#H35801. Josiane Fleming 631.267.7383 Sat. 9/24 • 11AM-12:30PM 2 Nevins Place • $339,000 4br, 1bth Ranch set on .5 acre at the end of a quiet lane and newly reduced in price. LR with fpl., sunny EIK and full basement. Web#H46046. Ronnie Manning 631.267.7367 Sun. 9/25 • 1:15-3:15PM • (Call for Appt.) 42 Scallop Avenue • $699,000 3brs plus loft and partially finished lower level leading out to Gunite pool on 2/3rd acre. Web# H14967. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Sat. 9/24 • 11:30AM-12:30PM 92 Northwest Landing Road • $1,350,000 At the end of a very special road is a sanctuary that is paradise and this 4br home is one of the few that exist there. It is newly renovated with beautiful details from a steam shower in the master bath to a sauna outside in its own little house. Web#H45995. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@elliman.com Fri. 9/23 - Sun. 9/25 • 1-4PM • (Call for appt.) 4 Copeces Lane • $2,900,000 5,500 sf European-style villa set on 4 hilltop acres with sweeping sunset views over Three Mile Harbor. 5brs and 5.5bths. 2 adjacent building lots totalling 6.3 acres can be purchased. Web# H0147916. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943

Fri. 9/23 - Sun. 9/25 • 1-4PM • (Call for appt.) 16 Copeces Lane • $799,000 Sub-divide this 4 acre lot with 4br house, across from town and Halsey Marina in Three Mile Harbor area. Compound opportunity with adjoining 2.5 acre lot with cottage or 4 acre lot with $3 Million chateau. Yearly rental $36,000. Web# H14429. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Fri. 9/23 - Sun. 9/25 • 1-4PM • (Call for appt.) 5 Sylvie Lane • $1,500,000 Private, builder’s flat on shy .5 acre located within a 3 mile distance to village. Owner/builder will build to suit 3,000 sf, 5br custom home. Web# H0344768. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Sat. 9/24 • 12-1:30PM • (Call for appt.) 19 Main Street • $1,999,000 • European Villa with elegant craftmanship. 5,000 sf on 2 acres with room for pool and tennis. 1,800 sf LR, kitchen with sitting room, master bedroom with balcony and fpl. Additional 3brs and 2bths. Featured in the WSJ. Web# H33576. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Sat. 9/24 - Sun. 9/25 • 1-2:30PM • (Call for appt.) 3 Stokes Court • $775,000 4br home in a coveted location features luscious landscaping, a brick patio and wood deck surrounds the pool. Corner lot provides plenty of land (.72 acres) that further buffered by green belt on 2 sides. Only one mile to ocean beach. Web#49209. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943

HAMpToN bAyS Sun. 9/25 • 12-2PM 6 Last Lane • $3,500,000 Waterfront with 189 ft of exposure overlooking Shinnecok Bay. Open floor plan with wood floors and marble kitchen. FDR and LR with fireplace. 4brs, 3bths plus guest suite with kitchen, loft and bath including seperate guest cottage with new kitchen and bath.Pool and 2-car garage on 1.8 acre. Web#H22495. Codi Garcete 516.381.1031 Sun. 9/25 • 2-3:30PM 21B Gardners Lane • $699,000 This Ranch-style home with breezeway w att 1-car garage has 2brs, 1bth, LD/DR area water views out to canal. Plenty of room to custom-build your home, or PERFECT AS IS all on .60 of an acre. Web#H27863. Codi Garcete 516.381.1031 Sat. 9/24 · 2-3:30PM 5 Duckwood Court • $1,775,000 The art of design captures waterviews from almost evry room of this multi-level 5br, 3bth nautical theme home. LR & master w/fpl. specatacular waterviews, pool. Web#H38618. Codi Garcete 516.381.103 Sat. 9/24 • 12:30-2PM 9 Duckwood Lane • $2,875,000 Tucked Away in a natural setting this hidden jewel allows you to enjoy the calm of your surroundings. 4brs, 3 .5bths, open floor plan with kitchen, dining, living rm with fpl., wrap-around deck all with views of the pond. Separate cottage. Web#H43220. Codi Garcete 516.381.1031

Sun., 9/25, 2-4PM 10 Trynz Lane • $3,200,000 Waterfront with stunning views of Shinnecock Bay. Gunite pool and hot tub looking out at the bay. The gardens are pristine. A picture perfect summer or year-round residence. Web#H19742. Constance Porto 631.723.4324 Sat. 9/24 • 11AM- 1PM 15 Hubbard Lane • $499,000 Exquisitely landscaped property with an oasis for a backyard, with built-in pool. Home is in excellent condition. 3brs, 1.5bths, EIK, LR, family room. This is a great summer or year-round residence. Web#H21149. Constance Porto 631.723.4324

MoNTAUk Sun. 9/25 •10:30AM-12:30PM 272 Old Montauk Highway, Hilltop #4 • $2,825,000 2br, 2.5bth, 2,133 sf villa, has hardwood floors, granite kitchen countertops, AAA appliances. Baths feature custom tiles, fittings by Waterworks. 180 degree panoramic views. Web#H20840. Robin Kaplan 631.267.7384

QUoGUE Sat. 9/24 & Sun. 9/25 • 12-3PM (Call For Appt.) 17 Josiah Foster Path, East Quogue • $419,000 Just updated, this charming Ranch located Southof -the-highway. Situated on a large, private .52 acre lot. Features 3brs and 2bths. Web#H23799. Roman Iwaschko 631.278.3057 Sat. 9/24 • 1:15-3:15PM 5 Bay Avenue, East Quogue • $329,000 Victorian cottage with bay access down the road. A great summer or year-round home. Web#H19705. Constance Porto 631.723.4324 Sat. 9/24 & Sun. 9/25 • 12-2PM 10 Kate Court, East Quogue • $1,995,000 Beautifully furnished 4,500 sf, 5br, 5.5 marble bath Post Modern on 1.4 acres. Floor to ceiling wainscoting, 2-car garage, 44 ft Gunite pool, huge EIK with professional appliances, granite counters, FDR, 2 master suites, magnificent landscaping. Web#H0157052. Mariko Pichardo 917.301.2416 Sat. 9/24 & Sun. 9/25 • 12-4 PM (Call For Appt.) 28 Midhampton Road • $1,175,000 Private setting in move-in mint condition. Open floor plan updated kitchen, granite, stainless steel, fpl., hardwoods, 4brs, 3bths, large finished basement with 2 additional bedrooms and bath. Web#H12769. Roman Iwaschko 631.278.3057 Sat. 9/24 & Sun. 9/25 • 12-4PM (Call For Appt.) 152 Montauk Highway • $1,299,000 Traditional estate with total privacy on shy 2-acre parcel with room for tennis. Magnificently landscaped property featuring 3 master suites, 3 guest bedrooms, FDR and EIK. Pool/spa. Web#H060321. Roman Iwaschko 631.278.3057

SAG HArbor Sat. 9/24 • 12-1PM 10 South Drive • $1,395,000 NORTH HAVEN POST MODERN in beach community with private beach access, and boat slips. Five large bedrooms,one on the main floor. Spacious chef’s EIK, with granite counter tops, wine cooler, all the bells and whistles. Full basement. Web#H23095. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@elliman.com Sat. 9/24 • 12:30-2:30PM 18 Cove Road • $1,295,000 • WATERFRONT JUST REDUCED. Redwood area home with deep-water dock for under 30ft boat and plans for 4br, 3bth home in place. Web#H0152396. Richard Kudlak 631.379.3570, Linda Casinover 631.300.8027 Sat. 9/24 • 11AM -1PM 35 Mill Road • $599,000 Northampton Colony, a private waterfront community with private beach and marina, close to bay beaches. This 2-story home features 3brs and 2bths, fpl. in LR and EIK. Room for pool. Web#H40732. Joan Blank 631.537.7009 Sat. 9/24 & Sun. 9/25 • 2-4PM 1625 Millstone Road • $899,900 A formal garden, multi-level decking, and pool on 1.7 acres with room for tennis. Enter into a great room with fpl., open kitchen and dining, and enjoy your spacious master suite. 3 additional guest brs, 2 guest bths. Web#H19778. Richard West 718. 344.3241, Diane West 516.721.5199

SoUTHAMpToN Sat. 9/24 • 11:30AM-1:30PM 35 Edgemere Drive • $4,200,000 5br, 4bth Bayfront. 2-story nicely sited on 1.90 acres features a pool and fpl. Web#H52447. DanielleLise Desrochers 917.559.7777 Sat. 9/24 • 11-1PM 200 Sebonac Road • $645,000 Newly decorated cottage features 3brs, 3bths, LR with fpl, den, kitchen, DR, deck and private garden. Minutes to village, beaches and golf. Web#H42159. Mohsen Zakour 631.204.2745

SoUTHold Fri. 9/23 - Sun. 9/25 • 1-4PM • (Call for appt.) 57585 Main Road • $1,295,000 • Sud-dividable horse farm on 8.2 acres with 3,500 sf of living space, 3-car garage, barn stables, 2br cottage and studio. Additional 8 acres adjacent also available. Web#H26808. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943

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Sat. 9/24 & Sun. 9/25 • 12-3 PM (Call For Appt.) 46 Klyle Road • $299,000 Updated Ranch features large master suite with 2 additional bedrooms and full bath. Spacious open floor plan with EIK and bonus room. A large deck with hot tub and pool. Web#H14391. Roman Iwaschko 631.278.3057

Sat. 9/24 • 12-1PM 23 Wilkes Lane • $14,500,000 • SAGAPONACK SOUTH- 9,000 sf with 6brs, this spacious new construction with pool and tennis overlooks the farm fields. A gorgeous LR with double height ceilings and windows over the reserve. Web#H0147397. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 lbarbaria@elliman.com

Sun.• 9/25 •12-2PM 9 Trynz Lane • $2,900,000 With approx. 4,500 sf of living space, this 5br, 4bth stunner offers panoramic views everywhere you turn. Gourmet kitchen with center island, Viking stove and SubZero refrigerator; 2 guest brs, 2bths. 2,500 sf of decking and heated Gunite pool. Web#H19709. Constance Porto 631.723.4324

Sat. 9/24 • 1-2PM 180 Merchants Path • $2,250,000 SAGAPONACK WITH TENNIS 4brs on 2.8 acres. Main floor master, vaulted ceiling LR heated pool surrounded with blue stone, gardens. Finished basement, 2-car garage. Call for directions. Web# H40359. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 lbarbaria@elliman.com

WESTHAMpToN Sat. 9/24 & Sun. 9/25 • 12-4PM 844 Dune Road • $2,495,000 Bayfront with Ocean access. Traditional Modern 4br, 4bth home features gourmet kitchen with open large living/dining area, family room with fpl. and pool. Web#H47204. Roman Iwaschko 631.278.3057 Sun. 9/25 • 12-2:00PM 675 Dune Road • $2,690,000 Oceanfront 6br, 5.5bth Post Modern with oceanside heated Gunite pool and deck to ocean. Gourmet kitchen with granite counters, marble bths, hardwood floors, and multi-level terraces. Web#H0147429. Eileen Kaufman 631.902.9980

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Celebrating the Harvest Moon

Moonrise Serenade Shine on Harvest Moon, Moon River, Fly Me to the Moon By Dan Rattiner A very odd thing happened after the big hurricane passed through at the beginning of the month. I wonder if you noticed it. It seemed the whole world was just shined clean. In the sky, you could see off into the distance almost forever—there was no mist, no humidity, no anything. On the ground, other than the mess of tree limbs, broken fences and leaves—all the usual stuff—the other stuff, left by humans, Styrofoam and beer cans and stray papers, all seem to have been swept up by a giant vacuum to be taken—where? Circling the earth, but way up so high it was even beyond the ionosphere? Well, better up there than down here. Even the constant hum of automobiles was gone after the hurricane for a few days. Personally, it reminded me of an earlier time, a time when I was a boy and everything was clear and bright and unpolluted and you Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is available in paperback. A third memoir, STILL IN THE HAMPTONS, will be published next Two spring. Dan's Banner Points:Layout 1 9/2/11 3:58 PM Page 1

could see forever and sniff the clean air. But that’s a whole other story. This was all about Housekeeper Irene. With this in mind, I was rather delighted to receive an email from our book editor, Joan Baum, inviting my wife and I to Indian Wells Beach in Amagansett for a bonfire party beginning at 6 p.m. to welcome the rising of the giant Harvest Moon. It would be Monday, September 13. We would come, I wrote back. Do we need to bring anything? The next day, there arrived back in an attachment a songbook of lyrics. We would sing to the moon. Inside, I found “Moon River,” “Shine on Harvest Moon,” “Moon Shadow,” “Blue Moon” and a host of others. When was the last time anybody sang anything to the moon? We arrived at 6 p.m., the appointed time. It was still light at that hour, although the day was already waning into a sunset off to the west, which, as it sometimes does, was producing a mirrored strip of colors on the horizon over the ocean in the mist to the east. The sky, other than that, appeared clear. We easily found where our moon choir was getting ready to set up. There were several banquet tables laden with food and drink, a jeep, several dogs, about a dozen people yakking away and a semi-circle of folding chairs set up around a woodpile in a pit. The

semi-circle was clearly a theatre audience. The open side of it was where—off on the horizon— the moon would rise. Everybody would have a clear view. We were introduced around. Among those attending were Lynne Scanlon, a book publisher from Clearwater Beach; Walter Noller of East Hampton, a Command Sargeant Major, U.S. Army Reserve (who brought his guitar); Kris Warrenburg, graphic designer from Springs; Rob Anthony, the president of a computer company; Mark and Lucie Scanlon, visiting from Connecticut; Jane Hastay of Springs and her husband Peter Weiss (who also brought his guitar); Bea Derrico of Springs; MJ Vineburgh, owner of MJ & Company Catering & Party Planning of New York and East Hampton; Joanne Knight of Montauk and numerous others, including a few performers from the Naked Stage Theatre Company in Bridgehampton. We talked for awhile and drank of the beverages that had been assembled, which consisted of soda, beer and wine, and we ate of the food which was not only chips and cheese and guacamole dip, but also containers of baked, spiced chicken legs and meat ravioli. I later, by scrumbling around in some bags, found Entenmann’s cookies and cakes, ate a few for dessert and set the rest out for the others. (continued on page 16)

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At the end of Mulford Lane

Going, Going, Gone When Erosion Takes the Houses, the Road, and the Beach By Dan Rattiner There is a rather extraordinary application before the zoning board in East Hampton at this time. It is from a couple that owns a home at 157 Mulford Lane at Cherry Point in Napeague. Mulford Lane dead-ends at the bay beach by their house. What they want to do is build a stone revetment in front of and wrapping around their home so the high tide from Gardiner’s Bay doesn’t inundate their property. They also want to tear down their current small house—about 1,200 square feet—and build a larger house, 1,800 square feet, 50 feet farther back from where the current house is now.

The extraordinary thing about this is that 157 Mulford Lane is not supposed to be waterfront. As you face the Bay, there is a road called Leisure Drive that runs parallel to the water in front of their property. Then after you cross Leisure Drive, there are two other properties closer to the water that were built waterfront on Gardiner’s Bay, 159 Mulford Lane and 163 Mulford Lane. All of the above—Leisure Drive and the two other addresses—are underwater. Nothing is habitable. The house at 159 was torn down 10 years ago. The house at 163 sits on stilts, abandoned, just offshore. Gardiner’s Bay now laps in front of 157 Mulford Lane. The application for 157 Mulford Lane was

supposed to come up before the board two weeks ago Tuesday—two days after Hurricane Irene came through. There was a meeting held—the Town Government came to work anyway—and the matter came up, but the Board voted to postpone. A representative for the owners, Joshua Young and Christine Lemieux, spoke before the vote. “Hurricane Irene spared the house, but winter has the opposite effect,” said Laurie Wiltshire of Land Services. “We need emergency assistance and expedited permits. Otherwise, the house is not likely to survive the winter.” Joshua Young and Christine Lemieux bought (continued on page 20)

CARE TO PUT IN A BID TO BUY LONG WHARF? By Dan Rattiner Suffolk County can’t make up its mind about whether or not they want to sell Long Wharf back to the Village of Sag Harbor. Didn’t know Sag Harbor didn’t own it, did ya? They did once. But in the Great Depression, when they found they didn’t have the scratch to keep it up, they let the County take it off their hands for $1. A year ago, Suffolk County offered to sell the wharf back for $1. The Village looked at what needed to be done—reinforcing part of it, painting part of it, possibly putting a railing along its borders—and said, okay, we’ll take it, but you pay for the work to be done. After awhile, the County said never mind. Now the County has formed a committee

to look into whether or not they want to sell Long Wharf to the Village. Rumor has it the committee will consist of nine people who have spent big bucks for the Brooklyn Bridge, but later found out the person who sold it to them didn’t own it. COUNTERFEIT! In Manhattan’s Chinatown two weeks ago, police swooped in and arrested a shopkeeper for selling counterfeit designer handbags. An undercover agent came into the store, went over to a sales clerk named Wing Sun Mak, asked him if three bags that had the Burberry plaid on them and one handbag with a fake Louis Vuitton insignia on it were for sale. After getting a positive response, the law

handcuffed the perp and took him away where he was remanded to jail for the night and then arraigned in Criminal Court at 100 Centre Street. The name of the store is Fook On Sing Funeral Supplies and everything inside is made of cardboard or cheap plastic, including the bags and the insignias. One of the owners of the store, Amy MakChan, called The New York Times to explain what had happened. She also explained why everything is cardboard or plastic. It’s part of Chinese culture. “When people die,” she said, “they feel they are going to need things in the next world. They might want a car and a house and other (continued on page 74)

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Also present at this event was a batterydriven CD player on a small table—from which emerged a mix of stuff from an earlier era, the Rolling Stones, some Doo-Wop, the Cars, etc. Also, on another small table, was a giant red plastic dome with dials on it and a thick tube sticking out one end of it aimed at where the moon would soon rise. It was a new kind of telescope. “Sixteen power,” said Mark Scanlon, who had brought it. We talked for a long time standing on the sand there about this and that—Obama, the summer just past, our children and friends, the hurricane and the crisis in Greece—we are an intellectual lot—and after awhile, perhaps an hour, people began to wonder what had happened to the moon. It was dark now. Our bonfire was raging. And yet the moon had not arrived. Damn these performers, always a few minutes late to account for the late arrivals, I thought. “What time was it due?” I asked. “Six forty-two.” “What time is it now?” “A few minutes after seven.” There was brief discussion about how maybe we had the time wrong or something. I suggested there might be a sort of hiccup in the earth that had gone unnoticed making the moon late. Nobody seemed amused. A few people actually walked down the beach a bit to get, well, closer to where the moon was supposed to rise. Perhaps closer they could see what was the problem. One person walked

down to the surf to try to peer around a dune at the back of the beach. Perhaps it had come up over the land this time. All came back with negative reports. The party continued, moon or no. And then, suddenly, two moon lengths above the ocean, a glint of moon appeared. It was the damn mist. The moon had risen, unnoticed, because it had been hiding in the mist. The glint became a horizontal strip, and then the strip got wider and wider into a bar and soon we were looking at the whole damn moon and there it was, already riz. But visible to us for the first time. People made complimentary comments about the moon. A line formed at the telescope, and I waited my turn. Yup. It was the moon alright. “Isn’t the harvest moon in October?” somebody asked. “Whatever.” And so, we partied on, the moon now blazing full, sending a glittering trail of silver across the top of the sea toward us and pretty much lighting up the rest of the beach and everything else in its glow. Joan Baum had actually printed out about a dozen copies of the song sheet lyrics, and at this point she handed them out and we began, as we had been instructed to do, singing at the moon but a cappella, since there were no chords on the song sheet and the guitarists struggled with getting us into a familiar key or finding the complex chords to some of them. I think a few of these were by Cole Porter. “…wider than a mile, I’m crossing you in style someday.”

“Shine on, shine on Harvest moon, up in the sky” (the guitarists got this one). “I’m being followed by a moon s.hadow, moon shadow, moon shadow, dom dum.” (No guitar.) After awhile we got tired of the moon songs. The moon had not responded, not said a damn thing, no thank you, nothing. Maybe this should be about us. “How about ‘You Are my Sunshine?’” I suggested. Now you’re talking, a few people said. Everybody knows that. And so the guitarists led us grandly through that. Is it sacrilegious to tell the moon it is our sunshine? We were no longer even thinking about that. We all had our sunshines. “Please don’t take my sunshine away.” Rob Anthony kept feeding logs onto the bonfire. One of the dogs, a Cairn terrier named Gracie, jumped up into my lap and hunkered down for pats, which I generously provided. And after a few campfire songs, we put the CD back on and sang some rock and roll songs. And so it went on into the night, the moon shining grandly down on us, bathing us in its light, a few surfers walking past us in the dark, a few lovers, a few strollers. Far off into the distance to the east, we could see the flickering light of another bonfire on the beach. I did wonder about that. And I wondered if they were wondering about us. And after awhile, with lots of thank-yous and we had a wonderful time and nice meeting everybody, we all began to drift away.

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Life Behind Bars Former Legislator Guldi Describes Life in Jail On August 31, George Guldi appeared before Judge James F.X. Doyle and was sentenced to one to three years after pleading guilty in July to 34 counts of grand larceny and one count of scheme to defraud. He is currently serving a four-to-12-year sentence for an earlier conviction of insurance fraud and grand larceny. Both convictions involve numerous real estate matters. But he will serve his one to three years concurrently with the four to 12 years. According to attorney Chris Brocato, who

has been assigned to assist him in his defense, Guldi could be transferred soon from Suffolk County Jail in Riverhead to a state prison. Dan’s Papers received an exclusive essay written by Guldi from Suffolk County Jail describing his experience behind bars. * * * GUEST OF THE GOVERNMENT GATED COMMUNITY IN THE HAMPTONS —— I’ve Paid Money for Vacations that Were Worse than This

By George Guldi Room service brings me three meals a day, and comes for the dishes, but leaves me with a spoon of my very own to keep. The food is not as over-salted as it was at the all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic, and it does not give you food poisoning the way it did in Mexico. Also you don’t ever have to trouble yourself over menu selections because the dieticians here take care of that for you, and you can always tell what day of the week it (continued on page 22)

THE TOWN CAN BE A REAL ROYAL PAIN By Dan Rattiner On Wednesday, August 10, officials inaugurated a new helicopter service designed to get desperately ill patients from Montauk to Stony Brook Hospital by medevac helicopter. The Suffolk County Police Department, which has such services elsewhere, had in late July approved the lawn of the Montauk Firehouse as the landing site. All that was needed was to remove two trees, and the location—flat, open and in front of the firehouse just off Flamingo Road about 500 yards from Fort Pond—could easily accommodate a helicopter landing pad measuring the official 50 x 50 yard minimum. This would be the first time people could be choppered out like this from downtown and the beaches. A test of this service was held that day. The helicopter, a Star AS350 piloted by Police Officer Michael Spindler, came in and landed safely, after which a simulated transfer of a

KABOOM! By Dan Rattiner In 1988, the people making the movie Masquerade out here on the East End blew up a 40-foot sport fishing yacht just outside the jetties of Montauk Harbor. It was a huge explosion, the grand climax of the film. They did it in one take. I was there watching from the shore. So were a lot of other people. The pieces of the yacht came fluttering down to splash into the sea. You didn’t have to get all the damn permits to do something like this back then. Masquerade starred Rob Lowe, Kim Cattrall and Meg Tilley and had a nice run. It generally is rated Three Stars out of Five.

patient from an ambulance took place and then it took off again. It is a comfort to know this service now exists, although it is hoped, as Montauk Fire Chief Richard Schoen said, it is never needed. I mention this because I believe, if the people from the popular “Royal Pains” TV show take my advice, that one of the first uses of this service will be when a Montauk fisherman gets “sick” during the filming of one of the show’s episodes. My advice comes about because of my love for this series. “Royal Pains” is a popular one-hour show on USA Network and has a particular bond with Dan’s Papers. Issues of Dan’s Papers are frequent set dressing on this show. (Our office must sign permissions.) The show is set in the Hamptons, where actor Mark Feuerstein, as Dr. Hank Lawson, a highly regarded E.R. physician, works as the personal (continued on next page)

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the house in 2010. They’re prepared to spend big bucks. They have high hopes. There’s nothing like living right on the Bay. And they are determined to do that. It may be true that Cherry Point has eroded more than 100 feet in the last 50 years, but their application, which could result in their new home set back that 50 feet from the old and sitting at an elevation 12 feet up with the stone revetment at 8.5 feet wrapping around, will give them many happy years there. If only the Town will give its approval. I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Mulford Lane, which is part of Lazy Point on Gardiner’s Bay in Napeague. Lazy Point consists of about 100 tiny beach bungalows, all built by avid fishermen—before zoning—in the first half of the 20th century. You’d come out on the

railroad, go to your bungalow, go fishing on the beach. Many of the bungalows are little more than shacks, some just 800 square feet in size. You couldn’t get a permit to build something that small today. But they do have their charm. And they can and have, since they predate zoning, been rebuilt as needed. It seems very hard to say no to this applicant though. They have this house in imminent danger. They are willing to spend all this money to save it. In another year or two, the current house there will be in the water. Yet it is true they just bought it last year, probably to make this effort. And it is also true that to do this would require a series of variances that would just about turn the whole codebook and the public access to walk along the beautiful sandy beach there upside down.

The property is in a wetlands zone. It is in a flood zone. You’re not supposed to put stone revetments in front of your house. Also, the Trustees would have to agree to make part of what is a beautiful beach with public walking access, now inaccessible to the townspeople, where the revetment would be, something they have never agreed to do since 1686 when their protections were offered to the townspeople for the right to walk the beachfront. People say a dredging of Napeague Harbor five years ago greatly accelerated the erosion to the west, which includes Cherry Point. Aerial photos of the shoreline show one foot of erosion a year between 1950 and 1999, five feet a year between 2000 and 2005 and then 10 feet per year between 2006 and the present. Government did the dredging. Government should not block people from fortifying their homes since they caused the problem. There’s another matter: 157 Mulford Lane is actually a lambchop shaped parcel. Between it and Mulford Lane, east of 157, is another old fishing shack, about 1,000 square feet in size, owned by Kevin Klenke. Only 50 feet separates his house from the current house at 157. And if this application is approved and the stone revetment wraps around, Klenke’s property would be left to the future fates of the erosion. Of course, the people at 157 can’t apply for anything next door. They can only apply for themselves. Klenke has just come back from being away for a few months. He’s taking stock of the situation, and he’s written a letter asking for a delay so he can take it all in. Meanwhile, the fish swim, the birds swoop and the bugs flit around in their wetlands. It didn’t use to be like this, the creatures say to one another. We used to all get along. Now the humans are messing with everything.

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doctor-on-demand for the wealthy summer residents in these parts. Thus the name “Royal Pains.” The wealthy get sick. Feuerstein cures them. Or not. There are all sorts of twists to the plot. Feuerstein himself served as co-host for the Dan’s Papers Taste of Two Forks event, which drew 1,600 people to a large tent in Bridgehampton July 16. He told me at the event that he’s a great fan of the paper. Often, we see him sitting on one of the two park benches on our front deck reading a script. He seems to like being there. In any case, last Tuesday, the producers of “Royal Pains” came to the East Hampton Town Board meeting to apply for a filming permit for an upcoming episode. They had never before applied in East Hampton. The show has always, up until now, been filmed in the Town of Southampton. But the producers followed the same procedures. Bring a script to Town Hall and show what you want to do and where. Pay for the permit. The episode they intend to make centers around a surfing competition in Montauk. The crew from the network will total about 40 people. They’ll be out here shooting for four days, sometime in the next four weeks, before the weather gets too cold. They’ll film at Ditch Plains and other places. One of the scenes calls

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I get an hour of outdoor exercise each day, which is more than I ever allowed myself before. I used to send my money to the gym every month, but never seemed to get there myself. Here I get the opportunity every day, weather permitting, and since it is the only time out of my room, I am getting more exercise than ever. The medical care is actually extraordinary. The medical staff is taking better care of me than I ever took care of myself. At home I have not seen my blood sugar tester since August. Here they test my blood sugar three times a day and have, with medication, brought my blood sugar to half of what my all-time low was. Also they have started me on insulin and were not at all sympathetic to my needle

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To check, from time to time, they come by our rooms and go through all of our things to make sure we have not accidently acquired any. I am touched by the level of caring. It’s a great convenience, because it gives a great head start on spring-cleaning The Dark Side Some of the residents here seem to have a great deal of trouble accepting and appreciating the accommodations. And the fact is that they have earned the right to be here, or have to wait here until the Appellate Courts, or trial Courts determine otherwise. They cannot accept that the officers here have nothing to do with the resident and guest selection process, and vent their frustrations upon the officers or other residents in antisocial ways. On my wing there is one gentleman who has been sent here from one of the other housing units, where the sleeping accommodations are in a different style. He is in my wing to recover from injuries he received from a beating. It seems that one day he objected to a bully taking the bread ration from a young resident, and urged him to relent. He is a large and persuasive individual and they relented. At approximately 2 a.m., he was attacked in his sleep by three individuals using part of a bunk bed that they had loosened as a weapon. He was beaten into unconsciousness and beyond. The officers, probably by design of the attackers, had been drawn away to the far end of the facility while the beating continued. He was partially blinded in his left eye, suffered brain and nerve damage, partial paralysis of one leg and wakes most nights with nightmares, re-living the attack. It Is Clear That Life for the Correction

Officers is Worse Than for the Residents I have been told that the Officers in the tiers (bunk housing) and pods (individual cells) cannot show any compassion or kindness without becoming targets for attack by the residents. They must always be on their guard against attack upon themselves but also for attack of resident upon resident. At the same time, they are conducting the constant search for contraband of every order. They must fight the boredom of the repetition of [head] counts and repeated routine punctuated by the occasional moments of horror, terror, or utterly inhuman behavior. [They must] act robotic in self-defense, but still gain intelligence so that they can protect the compliant [inmates] from attack by the predatory [inmates]. Not to mention the threat of [contracting] communicable diseases (from tuberculosis, hepatitis C and HIV) and injury. All of this with more rules than resources or support. But whenever anything goes wrong, or anyone gets injured, they are always the ones who take the blame all the way up and down the chain of command. For this they are underpaid, work nights, weekends, holidays and rotating shifts. This means you can look forward to having Christmas and the Fourth of July off four times in 20 years, six weekends a year that occur on Saturday and Sunday (which is 20 fewer than a non-Correction Officer), and they all have to commute [to get here], which none of the residents or guests ever have to do. In fact, whenever the guests and residents have an outside appointment, the Officers work as chauffeurs or tour bus operators. Guests and Residents

Guests are those here because they didn’t make bail. Residents are here because they’ve been convicted or have pled. My bail has been set to make me capitulate to confess to things I did not do in order to avoid work by the District Attorney and Judge. If I plead guilty they need not prove anything. If I go to trial they must try, through demonizing words, fake evidence, lying rats and finger pointing that things were crimes. All about transactions that they don’t understand but they want to call fraud. Why would I want to go back to a constantly ringing cellphone, the constant demands of clients who want everything except to pay bills—and not taking care of my health and getting no exercise? Capitulation to crimes that do not exist, I don’t think so.

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for a fisherman to get ill and for a helicopter to be called in to medevac him off to Stony Brook Hospital. The landing and takeoff would be, as indicated in the script, somewhere in the center of town by Fort Pond. The Town seemed amenable to the script, until it got to the part about the helicopter. One of the Town Board members said there was great sensitivity to helicopter noise in the town and they were not so sure they could allow that. Michael Fucci, Location Manager for USA, said, “It’s our goal to be invited back wherever we go.” “The one red flag is the helicopter,” said Councilwoman Theresa Quigley. Councilwoman (continued on page 38)

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Neighbor By Judy Spencer Klinghoffer If you thought you saw Liev Schreiber this summer you must have been at the Ross School’s Hamptons for Haiti fundraiser brunch, or in Montauk at Allure editor-in-chief Linda Wells’ birthday bash at the Surf Club. Maybe it was at dinner at Nick and Toni’s, or just hanging on the beach in East Hampton, where Schreiber and longtime love Naomi Watts relaxed with their two boys, Sasha and Samuel. Schreiber deserves a little relaxation; the actor has had a busy career portraying characters that range from movie giant Orson Welles in the HBO mini-series “RKO 281” to comic book villain Sabretooth in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. He’s done so much work in voiceovers and narrating documentaries that he’s practically the voice of PBS. As if that weren’t enough to keep a guy busy, Schreiber also has stepped behind the cameras as writer/director of Everything is Illuminated, adapting Jonathan Safran Foer’s original short story that was the basis for his novel. The story of Schreiber’s childhood has been filled with as many plot twists and eccentric characters as any film imaginable. Schreiber’s father, Tell, was an actor/director from a wealthy Pennsylvania family. His mother, Heather, was a Brooklyn girl from an Eastern European family with leftist politics. Schreiber described her as a “far-out Socialist Labor Party hippie bohemian freak.” Heather, seven years older than Tell Schreiber, already had three sons from a previous marriage when Liev was born in San Francisco. Even the origin of his name was a source of disagreement between his parents: Heather claims the name is a nod to her favorite author, Leo Tolstoy; Tell says Heather named their son for a doctor who treated her. The family left San Francisco when Liev was only one, and headed north to a commune in Canada. Commune life did not bring out the best in Heather, who spent the next few years in and out of hospitals for psychological problems. Tell wanted to have her committed to a psychiatric institution, and that was when Heather decided to hit the road with her son. A custody battle over Liev ensued. By the time Liev was five years old, the Schreibers were divorced, and Liev was living with his mother in New York City, often without hot water and electricity. Heather, driving a cab to make ends meet, continued her eccentric ways with regard to bringing up her son—she sent him to an Ashram school when he was 12, and forbade him to see color movies. Schreiber’s favorite

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murderer Cotton Weary in Wes Craven’s horror parody/homage Scream. It was a cameo in the first film, but the role grew larger in the next two entries in the franchise. An HBO original mini-series followed. It was “RKO 281.” Schreiber played Orson Welles, capturing the manipulative charm, imposing physicality, and calculating shrewdness of the young Welles during the shooting of Citizen Kane. It was a riveting performance that would earn Schreiber Best Actor nods for an Emmy and a Golden Globes award. The roles that followed, in film, television and on stage cemented Schrieber’s reputation as an actor at home in any role in any genre. He played Laertes in Hamlet and Meg Ryan’s time-travelling ex in Kate and Leopold. In a remake of The Manchurian Candidate he was a brainwashed homicidal congressman, and then a ladies man in Love in the Time of Cholera. Schreiber was an American ambassador facing the fact that his son was the anti-Christ in The Omen and a World War II freedom fighter in Defiance. For his role in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Schreiber donned the adamantine claws to play super-powered baddie Sabretooth. The fight scenes were spectacular enough to be nominated for Teen Choice Awards for Choice Movie Rumble and MTV’s Movie Award for Best Fight. On the Broadway stage, Schreiber has had some of his finest roles. As Richard Roma, the profoundly profane realtor in a revival of Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross, Schreiber brought home a Tony for Best Featured Actor. Portraying shock-jock Barry Champlain in Eric Bogosian’s Talk Radio, Schreiber turned in a performance that prompted The New York Times critic Ben Brantley to dub him “the finest American theatre actor of his generation.” No stranger to Shakespeare, Schreiber has played the title roles in Hamlet, and Macbeth, as well as Macbeth to Jennifer Ehle’s ambitious Lady Macbeth. In 2005, Schreiber met Naomi Watts at a Metropolitan Museum ball. They were both free of previous relationships, he with Kristin Davis and she with Heath Ledger, whom she had parted with amicably. Like Schreiber, Watts had gotten her break in a horror film— The Ring. A year later, they would co-star in The Painted Veil, based on W. Somerset Maugham’s novel. Schreiber and Watts would go on to co-star on two other productions— Sasha and Samuel. “It’s been a busy year,” Schreiber remarked in a recent interview, “I’m looking forward to hanging with my boys.”

His roles in film, television and on stage have cemented Schrieber’s reputation as an actor at home in any genre. actor was Charlie Chaplin, whose black and white films fit with the parental edict. Somehow, Schreiber’s colorful upbringing helped him become “a professional shapeshifter,” as critic John Lahr wrote in a New Yorker profile. Schreiber’s first career goal was screenwriting, appropriate, as the word “schreiber” is German for writer. A teacher steered him toward acting, and after earning his undergraduate degree at Hampshire College, which was also his father’s Alma Mater, Schreiber went on to the Yale School of Drama for a Master’s degree, and then the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London. Schreiber’s film career started out in critically praised indies like The Daytrippers and Big Night, but he soon got a break in more commercial fare. He was cast as accused

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Hurricane Irene was Hard on the Animals By David Lion Rattiner The power outages that the East End received were tremendous. Nearly every resident on Long Island was affected by the massive winds brought on by Hurricane Irene, but while all of us were very frustrated that we had to take cold showers and live by candlelight for a few days, there were some really sad stories about wildlife taking a beating.

killed inside 40 minutes because not enough oxygen was being pumped into the water. Wildlife out here is constantly threatened for reasons that are just plain sad. Nobody likes to see an animal that is in pain and struggling. If there is one group of people out here that really needs to get more recognition it is the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons. The story behind them is fascinating. It was started by a woman named Ginnie Frati, who began the center literally by picking up an injured animal off of the side of the road. She quit her job as a secretary, and began the rescue center out of her house, never earning a dime for 11 years. But as time went on, and people began to

drop off animals that were in need of care, the word got around, and volunteers started joining, and money from donations started flowing in. The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons is very much the go-to place for injured animals, big or small. They handle injured squirrels and rabbits, as well as injured birds and turtles. You would think that such a place would be a sleepy, bureaucratic type of place funded unhappily by the taxpayers. But the center receives over 10,000 calls per year to help wild life, and the entire $350,000 operation is run completely on donations. Everyone can agree that there is a need to help injured animals.

In what was sad for those that witnessed it, lifeguards in Westhampton, as well as a few beachgoers, witnessed a doe that was lying in the surf, being smacked over and over again by the large waves, unable to get up and recover. The doe was so exhausted from trying to move, that it just lay there. When a member of the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons approached the deer to try and help it, she became excited, jumped up and ran directly into the ocean, only to get pushed back again towards the shore after nearly drowning. In what was a wet process, the doe was finally caught and carried away, to the cheers of a large crowd, which included parents and children who became interested in the rescue of the struggling animal. Scenes like this have been a bit too common for the East End these days. But it hasn’t all been Mother Nature’s fault, a lot of the injuries that occur to animals stem from car accidents and sometimes, the failure of backup power systems. In Amagansett, due to the power outages, 1,000 seabass met their maker when the power went off at Multi Aquaculture Systems Inc., which is a large fish farm. These fish were 7031

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and the preservation of open space. He said with passion, “This is who we are...this issue is the core to our economy, influences property values, it’s just the right thing to do on multiple levels.” He emphasized his role in preserving “thousands of acres.” About taxes he informed me of his past record saying, “When I was the Town of East Hampton Supervisor I never raised property taxes,” insisting that raising taxes is not his option for fixing any county fiscal problems. He proudly points out that while he has served in the Suffolk County Legislature “these last eight years county government has grown by less than 1% a year and only 6% over the whole time, that’s lower than the inflation rate over that period. I

suppose you could say, when you factor in the inflation, county government actually shrunk.” The reason he believes he should be re-elected is, “I have the experience, the proven record of service.” It may be noted that this is his challenger Cornelius Kelly’s first attempt to be elected to public office. As for his background, Schneiderman is a lifelong resident of Long Island. He graduated from high school in Hauppaugue, earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in Chemistry from Ithaca College and then obtained a Master of Arts degree in Education from the State University of New York at Cortland. After college, Schneiderman taught science, mathematics, and music in East End schools. He also managed his family’s

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into a behemoth and I believe we need folks from the private sector to come in and apply common sense solutions to the issues facing our county. The county government is going to have to do more with less, and I am prepared to make the tough decisions necessary.” I asked Kelly about his theory on future county budget cuts. His answer was, “finding the fraud and waste.” He continued, “This year we are spending $1 million to refurbish the mosaic at the Vanderbilt Museum. We are spending $800,000 to improve pedestrian safety for a golf course pro shop. The county helps fund a charity whose director takes $641,000 in personal compensation. I will stand up to the special interests and cut the waste and fraud.” Kelly said his proudest accomplishments are his family, his wife and three children. So then I asked the big question: Why it is important that you defeat Jay Schneiderman? He replied, “Currently we are represented by Legislator Schneiderman, who doesn’t caucus with the Democrats or with the Republicans. This leaves our district to fend for itself. As a member of the Suffolk Legislature you need to form a strong, lasting coalition in order to get your initiatives passed, and that’s something my opponent has not been able to accomplish. During my opponent’s tenure in office, Suffolk County began housing 100% of its homeless sex offender population in our district, a practice that continues today—they get bused in from all over the county. If elected I will form a strong coalition and cut the funding which is used to provide these sex offenders with taxpayer-funded housing.” Kelly continued,” My opponent has failed at many of his initiatives, including getting the East End its fair share of county sales tax revenue. I come from the private sector, and in the private sector when you fail you get fired. Our district has one of the highest unemployment rates in the county. The Suffolk County Department of Labor will come to our area and set up job fairs—there are eight job fairs set up in other parts of the county during the last quarter of 2011 alone. The Suffolk County Department of Labor hasn’t had a job fair in our district during my opponent’s eight years in office. Where is our advocate? I’m not (continued on page 38)

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Southampton Cultural Center

10:30 AM

Drill and Fire with Militia

Southampton Historical Museum

11 AM

Shinnecock Dancers

Southampton Historical Museum

11:30 AM

Sheep Shearing Demonstration

Southampton Historical Museum

11 AM – 12 PM

“Jester Jim” Performance

Parrish Art Museum Grounds

11 AM – 2 PM

Wells Fargo Stagecoach Rides

Agawam Park

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Farmers’ Market & Local Artisans

Parrish Art Museum Grounds

11 AM – 4 PM

Kids Programming: Face Painting,

Parrish Art Museum Grounds

FEATURING: NEW LIFE CRISIS

Free Concert. 4-6 PM, Agawam Park. Bring chairs & blankets.

Juggling, Balloon Art 11 AM – 4 PM

Music On Village Streets:

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Chamber of Commerce

Ahmed Ali

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Charles Certain

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Friends of Library Book Sale

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Maniac Pumpkin Carvers

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Kids’ Pumpkin Painting

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12 PM – 2 PM

Wagon Rides

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12:30 PM

Drill and Fire with Militia

Southampton Historical Museum

12:30 PM

Prelude String Ensemble

Parrish Art Museum Grounds

1 PM

Shinnecock Dancers

Southampton Historical Museum

1:30 PM

Sheep Shearing Demonstration

Southampton Historical Museum

1:00 – 3:30 PM

Chowder Contest Tasting

Agawam Park

Food & Wine Vendors

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Lecture: “Celebrating the Manteo

Parrish Art Museum

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Sicilian Marionette Tradition” 3:30 PM

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Agawam Park

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Concert: New Life Crisis

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CHOWDER TO THE PEOPLE! Who makes the best clam chowder in the Hamptons? You decide. Judging begins 3:30 PM, Agawam Park.

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HAMPTON BAYS

Week of September 16-22, 2011 Riders this week: 9,412 Rider miles this week: 86,381 DOWN IN THE TUBE Sting, Billy Joel and Jimmy Buffett were on the Sag Harbor to Bridgehampton run heading for the Hampton Library where each planned to read in the reading room there. They are all engrossed in The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest series. More than 150 girl groupies jammed into the subway car to accompany them on the ride, but the trio just told them all to keep it quiet. SUBWAY CARS BEING GIVEN NAMES The signage people in the Montauk Yards, where the 36 subway cars are kept during the night guarded by German Shepherds and barbed wire (to prevent graffiti from being sprayed on them) have begun writing names on the sides of the cars. The Board of Directors of the Hampton Subway two weeks ago approved a contest where the public would be invited to name the cars. At the end of the contest last week, however, the basket containing all the new names was lost while being taken out to the Montauk Yards from subway headquarters in Hampton Bays. A subway car window had been left open.

The entries scattered all over the tracks. Then, late at night when the system closes down for the night for maintenance, workmen went out there to gather them up only to find that mice had eaten the entries. All that was left on the tracks was mouse poop. And so, the workmen have taken it upon themselves to name the cars. Four have the signs already on them. One is the Harriet and William Dexter Aspinall, named after our beloved commissioner and his wife. Another is the Hindenburg, named after a beloved German Leader from years gone by, a third is simply Subway Car, which was thought up by one of the workmen there who says “Dude” a lot. And the final one is named Too Big to Fail, even though it is no bigger than any of the other cars. More cars will be mustered out tonight with the new names on them. APOLOGIES The subway system air conditioners were turned off last Thursday as they are every September 15 when the temperature begins to fall. However, there was something wrong. The system would not turn off. We regret that the subway platforms might be a lot colder than they should be this time of year, but we are working on the problem.

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Cliff Robertson, 88

By Dan Koontz Film and television star, aviator, and Water Mill resident Cliff Robertson passed away on September 10, one day after his 88th birthday. Perhaps best remembered now as the 1980’s spokesman for AT&T, or for his recent portrayal of Uncle Ben in the Spider-Man films, Robertson had a long and varied life in film and T.V. that was not without its ups and downs. In a professional career that spanned from 1950 to 2007, he was President John F. Kennedy’s own personal choice to portray the president in 1963’s PT 109, the film that recounted the young Kennedy’s World War II experiences as a PT boat captain. Robertson also memorably portrayed a mentally challenged man in 1968’s Charly, for which he won the Oscar for Best Actor. From the mid-50s through the mid70s, Robertson made frequent appearances on such classic television as “Playhouse 90,” “The Twilight Zone,” and “The Outer Limits,” winning an Emmy for a starring role in the Chrysler Theatre’s “The Game.” In the mid-70s, Robertson became an inadvertent whistleblower in a Hollywood financial scandal involving fraudulent checks and kickbacks. (The details of the scandal were covered in David McClintick’s 1982 bestseller Indecent Exposure: A True Story of Hollywood and Wall Street.) As a result, he was blacklisted in Hollywood and his career was sidetracked. It was during this time that Robertson became the recognizable advertising voice and face of AT&T. AT&T had recently been forced to spin off its fabled Bell System, and it needed to re-launch itself as a long-distance telephone service in a newly competitive market. Robertson’s on-screen charisma and pleasant voice did a lot to imprint the AT&T name in viewers’ minds, and Robertson received awards for his work in advertising. An enthusiastic flyer, Robertson owned several aircraft, including a Messerschmitt Bf 108 and a World War II-era Supermarine Spitfire. In fact, he was piloting a private Beechcraft Baron directly over the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, when the terrorists attacked. He was ordered to land during the ensuing nationwide grounding of

aircraft. Robertson sometimes stepped behind the camera to take on broader roles in filmmaking. Most notably, he co-wrote, directed, produced and starred in 1971’s J.W. Coop, a film that portrayed the impact of changing times on the western rodeo circuit. The film includes vivid footage of real rodeo performances. Robertson travelled the rodeos and recorded numerous interviews with rodeo performers in preparation for making the film, which The New York Times’ Vincent Canby called “very fine, almost elegiac, as full of feeling for rootless American lives as any film I’ve seen.” During a late-90’s pre-screening discussion at Stony Brook, Robertson remarked that of all of his work, he was proudest of J.W. Coop. He was a man who had a lot to be proud of, and he will be missed.

Chowder Fest The 13th Annual Hampton Bays Chili and Chowder Fest is on Sunday, September 25, from noon to 4 p.m. at the Boardy Barn, 270 West Montauk Highway. Look for zany outfits, unique creations, chili, chowder, raffles, face painting and good times! This year’s competitors include: Hampton Bays High Schoolers, Doug Jackson from Action Jackson Tree Service, The Steamfitters Local 638, Kristen Pensa from Villa Paul, Peter Last from Bangstons General Fuel, Tom Rutyna from TR’s Restaurant, Chris Cariello from 1 North Steakhouse, David Hersh from Rumba Rum Bar, Russ Moran from Brewsters Seafood and Dockers and many more. That’s a lotta chili and chowder! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will stuff themselves silly with chili or chowder or both? Come check it out! Action Jackson will also be launching his newest barbeque sauces. Admission $10, children $3. Benefits local scholarship. www.hamptonbayschamber.com.

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TWENTY SOMETHING by David Lion Rattiner

My Favorite Beers

About a week ago, I was asked what my favorite beers were and the conversation got pretty serious. Beer and wine are things I take seriously. Bad wine or bad beer bothers me. In fact, I find wine and beer so fascinating that whenever I travel to another country, this is

one of the first things I look into. It fascinates me how it brings people together, everywhere in the world, when done with responsibility. I’ll soon be heading out to Tuscany for a week and one of my primary goals will be to taste the different wines there. But I’d like to talk about beer, because we all have our favorites, but I will present to you my top five. 1. Southampton Publick House IPA—I don’t want to sound like I’m playing favorites, but the Southampton Publick House IPA is my top choice in the world. It’s a perfect beer for me. A little dark, but not too dark, with a high alcohol level content, it is a real man’s beer. Although I love the taste of sweetness in the beer, I don’t like drinking a beer that doesn’t make me feel manly, and the Southampton Publick House IPA does just that. It’s also a great brew year-round. I really can’t do heavy beers in the summer, but I can do the Southampton IPA

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There’s a hot new tune climbing the charts across America. It’s not Lady Gaga’s latest CD or another greatest hits package by the Beatles. This tune is called “Cloud Streaming,” and everybody’s singing it. Here’s the deal: You pay an annual storage fee depending on how much music you own; this lets you upload all your song files onto remote web servers—a k a “The Cloud”—which saves tons of space on your hard drive and is supposed to provide universal access to your music. The big dogs in this fight are Google, Spotify and Amazon. Their motivation—besides making money on storage fees—is to convince you that you no longer need iPods, iPhones, iTouches and the like to store your music. I don’t know how you feel about this, but Apple certainly wasn’t going to sit back and let others knock them off the digital throne. It launched its own cloud streaming service in June, cleverly titled “iCloud.” Facebook will soon launch its own service too. Party!

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By T.J. Clemente On a Bridgehampton Little League baseball field near the childhood home of Boston Red Sox Hall-of-Famer Carl Yastrzemski on School Street, every summer Saturday around 40 to 60 young boys and girls ages 8 to 13 congregate to play baseball. With the games organized by age and skill level, play starts around 9 a.m., after the volunteers—mostly parents led by Steve Cooper—get the playing field into tip-top shape. That may mean raking, that may mean sweeping away puddles or that may mean just putting down the bases. There are always the sounds of joy as kids scramble to put on their mitts or find that special bat, then throw around the new “soft and safe” baseballs. This is timeless. I remember my first organized baseball game and the thrill I felt to be included in the game that day. It was a huge moment for me. The fact that the great “Yaz” himself perhaps tossed the ball around with his buddies on this location when it was just open space is plausible. But Cooper explains that every child, boy or girl, is treated like a potential future Hall-of-Famer. The goal is to make every child have some sort of success that day with no emphasis on winning or losing but on learning skills and enjoying the many thrills that baseball offers. Cooper couldn’t hide his pride and excitement when talking about the enjoyment he gets with every game. His own son Theo and daughter Illy participate and his wife Sari, “is so very helpful” to Cooper and the program. He mentioned that celebrities like

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this was during the Bush Administration— that had no business being classified as secret. There were, for example, documents showing that about a half billion dollars had been spent on some miserable attempt to do something with computers that didn’t work out. The administration was filing them as secret to get rid of the embarrassment. There were other bury it under the carpet things too. Drake told a reporter about the documents, expecting he would be considered a patriotic whistle-blower for exposing waste and abuse. Instead, his superiors, after reading what he did in the newspaper, recommended he be charged as a criminal for revealing government secrets. By this time, the Obama Administration was in office. Officials then charged Drake with being in violation of the Espionage Act for what he had done. He could spend the rest of his life in jail. At the same time this was going on, Obama was ordering a whole new study of what gets classified as secret and what does not. He wanted all secret material reviewed, and those not secret declassified. Unfortunately, in the two and a half years he has been in office, practically nothing during this review has been declassified and huge amounts of new stuff have been classified. Last year, 77 million documents were declared secret, as opposed to 45 million the year before. The sticking point in Drake’s case was that the judge wanted this computer information read to him in open court and the government refused to do so. As a result of this, finally, the former director of the Information

Security Oversight Office during the Bush Administration, J. William Leonard, took the stand, said he knew about that document and said he had never seen “a more deliberate and willful example of government officials improperly classifying a document.” With that, Judge Richard Bennett called the whole thing “unconscionable” and threw out the case. After testifying, Leonard then filed a formal complaint about the prosecution of Drake with the Justice Department and the National Security Agency. AIR BRUSHED Proctor & Gamble withdrew a magazine advertisement the other day, deeply embarrassed at what they had done. The product they were advertising was Olay Definity Eye Illuminator cream, and the promise was that it would reduce wrinkles in the skin around the eyes. The advertisement showed before and after photographs of a British model named Twiggy, popular in the early 1970s. She is now 60 years old. Before using the cream she had wrinkles around her eyes and afterwards she did not. A member of Parliament, a woman named Jo Swinson, a liberal Democrat from a district in Scotland, took great offense at this. She claimed that the after picture had to have been digitally retouched. She also said that if people saw this ad and used this product without getting the same result, it would have a negative effect on their perception of their own (continued on page 76)

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Two Montauk Artists at Gallery 125

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By Kate Maier Considering that they have lived together and worked alongside one another for more then 30 years, it is surprising that Rex Lau and Diane Mayo’s upcoming show, opening September 24 at Gallery 125 in Bellport, is only the second the pair has put on together. The two artists, who work out of a joint studio separated by a wall divider at Montauk’s Edward Albee Foundation, maintain a peaceful coexistence; a set of soft-spoken “camp directors” who have puttered about the foundation, a hidden oasis of artistic retreat where visiting artists spend six-week stints immersed in their own endeavors. Much like the string of interactions with Albee that led them to Montauk—they showed up as his dog sitters in 1980 and haven’t left since—the show at Gallery 125, a space recently opened by Thomas Schultz, just sort of happened to them. This will be the third show to debut at Gallery 125, and it is clear that the space and the curator have met with the artists’ approval. “The two shows I’ve seen there so far are not the kind of shows you’d see in this cute little town. They’re much tougher than that, and kind of cerebral. He’s taking some chances,” said Lau of Schultz. Lau is a painter who prefers wood panels to canvas. “It’s solid. I’ve gotten used to painting on solid ground—and it’s something I don’t have to waste time stretching,” he says. Although the medium and resultant pieces

Diane Mayo and Rex Lau in Montauk

are markedly different, he teases his wife about stealing her designs—at the very least, he is inspired by her use of color. In this particular series of drawings, a stark set of images where blocks of color evoke ladders, train tracks and xylophones, “it’s a departure for me in the sense that they’re not the same kind of subject” as his previous endeavors. “Everything about this show is different than anything I’ve done before.” In contrast to Lau’s side of the studio, sparsely furnished and relatively organized, his wife’s is a mess of color—cluttered with finished pieces, new designs, firing implements and a kaleidoscope of glazes. She is petite, softBer.-Dan'sPaper 4.5x6 spoken, and lovely, but there’s more beneath

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1. Bill Wilkinson (EH Town Supervisor)/Trace Duryea (Chairperson of EH Republican Committee) 2. Steven Gaines/ Dominick Stanzione (Candidates for EH Town Board) 3. Richard Haeg (Candidate for EH Town Board)/Steve Lynch (Candidate for EH Town Highway Superintendent)4. Lynn Mendelman (EH Town Trustee)/Jill Massa (EH Town Assessor) 5. Joe Bloecker (EH Town Trustee)/Lisa Rana (EH Town Justice)

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Paying tribute to the role that canines played in the aftermath of 9/11, over 125 people attended the fundraiser for the East End “Rescue Group Responsible Solutions for Valued Pets Inc.,” was a huge success. A luncheon, raffle, auction followed in the WHCC dining room to cap the four-hour event.

1. Sgt. Michael Smith Playing Amazing Grace 2. The Committee: Kaye Kringstein, Mary Ann Savarese, Leni Goldsmith, Diiana Steinberg, Anne Marie Haymes, Meredith Cohen, Phia Billman, Deborah Benjamin, Mary Jane Poole. 3. Franscesca Reigler

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By Stacy Dermont Cody’s BBQ & Grill opened last month at 65 Main Street in Riverhead. From owner Richard F. Gherardi on down, the entire Cody’s staff is serious about barbeque. A local guy, and life-long fan of barbeque, manager (and partner with Gherardi) Victor Prusinowski, showed me the special smoker used at Cody’s. He also showed me how it’s fed with local, water-soaked hickory and peach wood. “Low and slow” is how Prusinowski told me it’s done. Most cuts spend eight to 10 hours in there. My husband and I were game to try everything. We sampled quite a bit but we’ll have to go back to do more “hard work” to try it all. Cody’s portions are generous. The “Grill” in the name means that burgers and steaks are also on offer. Plus Cody’s is a country-themed sports bar, offering large screen televisions and full bars inside and out. (I learned from a flag hung right below Old Glory that I was in “Giants Country.”) Seated on Cody’s big deck, overlooking the beautiful Peconic River, it’s easy to see why this place is already popular with Aquarium and Hyatt visitors and locals alike. I enjoyed my quesadilla samples – especially the chicken and the pulled pork. Rich in gooey cheeses, I dipped them in Ranch dip. Of course one of the beauties of barbeque culture is the goo side of things. There are sauces to further heat things up and dips to cool things off – so you can adjust your food to your preferred level of heat. Capsaicinoids, the chemicals responsible for the heat in chili peppers, are fat soluble, so sour cream is your best barbeque buddy. Cody’s hired famous pitmaster Konrad Haskins to train their staff. The sauces on hand are Haskins’

award-winning ones. My husband’s favorite entrée was the St. Louis Ribs. These are cut for meat, so there’s less fat, but plenty of flavor. I fell for Cody’s Burndt Endz. Soft inside, caramelized and almost crispy on the outside. The meat is nicely seasoned, they don’t need additional sauce – but a hit of the sweet Mustard sauce did no harm. Served on a bed of deep fried straws of “Tumbleweed Onions,” this dish is decadent. We both enjoyed the Collard Greens. They were cooked and seasoned just right and cut into manageable pieces. Cody’s Corn Bread is strictly by the book – a big, slightly sweet, dry chunk, poised to soak up liquids. The corn on the cob was a revelation. Cooked using Prusinowski’s grandmother Vera’s recipe, our late season ears were tender, tender, tender and sweet! Cody’s Fried Pickle Slices are cut to just the right thickness. If you’re a fried pickle enthusiastic like me you’ll appreciate this. (If you’re not a fried pickle enthusiast – what are you waiting for?) Cody’s Moo-Oink Balls didn’t grab me. Beef meatballs wrapped in bacon and smoked sound fine – but the meatballs were not my thing. They could be your thing, I just don’t think that these balls will ever grow on me… Key advice from one who knows: SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT. No, nothing on Cody’s dessert menu is barbequed, but all the desserts are made on-site, under the expert supervision of Brenda Prusinowski (Vic’s wife). Run, don’t walk, to get a slice of the Coconut Cake! “Moist vanilla cake with a luscious, creamy coconut frosting,” Is how the menu describes it. “Mmm-Wow!” is also apt. Get it! Maintaining a

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respectable second place is the Creamsicle Cake, an orange cake with citrus filling, it’s moist and, yes, it really tastes like a Creamsicle covered with fluffy vanilla frosting. Of course it’s popular with all ages. The Root Beer Raft is also a hit with kids. I didn’t try this root beer pound cake with vanilla ice cream and whipped cream. I was feeling like I needed a raft just to get home after this huge meal. When I go back I’ll need to try the Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Cody’s Crispy Salads and their Loaded Nachos. I will ALWAYS save room for Cody’s corn on the cob and Coconut Cake! Cody’s colorful drinks also appeal: the Gang Green, the Rusty Spur, Voo Doo Juice. How about a Fish Bowl, six assorted rums and liquors, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and orange juice served in a huge fish bowl? Yup, Cody’s is a place to “kick back and set a spell.” Cody’s BBQ & Grill, 65 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-284-9520. You can place your takeout order online at: www.codysbbq.com.

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North Fork Events For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 101 Kid Calendar pg: 93 Day by Day Calendar pg: 102 Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 RSVP today – for 9/24 event: Rejoice & Shout, Celebrating 25 Years of Harvest Gospel Concerts. Featuring a soul food dinner party and special film screening of the newly released gospel music documentary Rejoice & Shout. 5:30 p.m. soul food dinner party at the Dark Horse Restaurant, corner of East Main St. and Peconic Ave., Riverhead. 7:30 p.m. movie screening next door at the Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, 18 Peconic Ave. Meet the film’s producer, Joe Lauro, during a Q&A and a dessert reception. East End Arts will be honoring Artistic Director of its Harvest Gospel Concert Series, Minister Maryanne McElroy, for her 25 years of service. www.eastendarts.org. $75; Screening only: $25 in advance, $30 at the door. 631-727-0900. OPEN MIC NIGHT – 6-9 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www.peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. FOLKLORE LECTURE – 7 p.m. “Collecting Folklore and Oral Histories” with Dr. John Eilertsen, Director of the Bridgehampton Historical Society. 9-11 Memorial Exhibit on view through 10/1. Suffolk County Historical Society, 300 West Main St., Riverhead. $5 donation to SCHS. www. suffolkcountyhistoricalsociety.org. Reservations requested; 631-727-2881. Suffolk County Historical Society Hours: Museum: Tues. through Sat., 12:30-4:30 p.m. Library: Wed. through Sat., 12:30-4:30 p.m. WINE DINNER – 7 p.m. Special 5-course Portugese meal paired with fine wines. Space is limited. Michael Anthony’s Food Bar, 2925 N. Wading Rd., Wading River. 631-9298800. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 CALL FOR ARTISTS – for Greenport Maritime Festival Plein Air Art Auction. Artists are invited to paint in Greenport on 9/23-9/24. Completed paintings can be dropped off at The South Street Gallery, 18 South Street, Greenport, for the auction, Auction at Mitchell Park, 9/24, 406 p.m. Revenue from sold works will be split: 50% to the artist; 40% to the Maritime Museum; 10% to the Greenport Gallery Walk. 516-729-4007, or sign up at the South Street Gallery, 18 South Street, Greenport. (Open ThursdayMonday, noon-5 p.m) GREENPORT MARITIME FESTIVAL - events all day throughout the village. Also tomorrow and 9/25. Schedule at www.northforkchamberofcommerce.org. HISTORIC JAMESPORT HOUSE TOUR COCKTAIL PARTY –5-7 p.m. The Jamesport Meeting House Preservation Trust’s 3rd annual Historic House Tour kicks off with a preview cocktail party. 1590 Main Rd., Jamesport. Saturday’s Tour features 10 houses dating from the late 1700s to the early 1900s. www.jamesportmeetinghouse.

org, 631-902-5848. Combined tickets for this pre-tour cocktail party and the tour $100. FIRESIDE FRIDAYS – 4-7 p.m., Live music and glass specials. Sherwood House Vineyards, 1291 Main Rd. Jamesport. www.sherwoodhousevineyard.com, 631-7792817. Free. JON DEVELLO – 5:30-8:30 p.m., live music, Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd, Cutchogue. www. peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 GREENPORT FARMERS MARKET – 8 a.m.-noon. Fresh produce, pastured chicken from Browder’s Birds, goat cheese from Catapano Dairy, tomatoes from Invincible Summer Farms, locally made honey, bread and wine. Every Saturday through 10/15. 1st and Adams Streets, Greenport. 631-494-8512, www.greenportfarmersmarket. com. SHELTER ISLAND FARMERS MARKET – 10:00 a.m. – 1:30 p.m. Island-grown produce, herbs, flowers, honey and local baked goods. Through 10/8. Shelter Island Historical Society, Rt. 114, 16 South Ferry Rd., SI. www. shelterislandhistory.org. L.I. GARLIC FESTIVAL – And 9/25, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Garden of Eve Organic Farm & Market. 4558 Sound Ave., Riverhead. Local food, organic farming and family fun celebrates the wonders of “Garliciana,” with festival vendors featuring a wide variety of garlic to eat and plant, garlic-inspired foods, garlic cookoff, crafts, kids’ games, pumpkin picking and live music by Buddy Merriam, other artists. Farm tours and hayrides throughout the day. Learn about Community Supported Agriculture (CSA), renewable energy, recycling and composting, Long Island’s environmental organizations, and more! 631-722-8777, www.gardenofevefarm.com. $3, children under 6 free. THIRD ANNUAL HISTORIC JAMESPORT HOUSE TOUR –10 a.m.-4 p.m. The Jamesport Meeting House Preservation Trust’s third annual Historic Jamesport House Tour, 1590 Main Rd., Riverhead. Features 10 houses dating from the late 1700s to the early 1900s. www. jamesportmeetinghouse.org, 631-902-5848. Tickets $40 in advance, $50 at the door. Combined tickets for a pre-tour cocktail party on 9/23 and the tour are $100. LIVE MUSIC – 1-5 p.m., “Nina Et Cetera,” Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www. peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. OYSTERS & MUSIC & WINE, OH BOY – 2-5 p.m. Enjoy raw oysters from Widow’s Hole Oyster Company while you taste wines to live music, Sparkling Pointe Vineyards, 39750 County Rd. 48, Southold. 631-765-0200, www. sparklingpointe.com. Call for reservations/price. ESTATE TOUR/SALE – 2-4 p.m., also 9/25, and 10/1. Greenport. Tour this magnificent multi-million dollar Greenport Estate featuring a 7.6-acre and 4-acre double parcel, 2,400-s.f. guesthouse and 1,000-s.f. artist studio, docking rights included. A portion of proceeds will benefit C.A.S.T, Community Action of Southold Town, a nonprofit to help low-income residents meet their basic needs like nutrition, employment, energy, health, housing & education. CAST is a group of “Neighbors Helping Neighbors” and funds the Girls Reach Academic Success Program (GRASP) to help local high school girls who show academic promise, but are from low-income families, gain

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is ongoing home and property inspection. “With a thorough inspection, a $200 problem won’t become a $20,000 problem,” says Schindler. In addition, the home inspection provides the absentee homeowner with the peace of mind knowing their home and property are being watched and monitored by a professional, dedicated, full-time caretaking company. A checklist philosophy, coupled with the latest technology, including remote sensors and smart home products, can help safeguard your most valuable investment while you are away. A small sample of the dozens of items checked on by The Quogue Caretaker include water damage, windows and doors secure, lights on/off, security system functioning, temperature control (thermostats), heating system functioning, mold and mildew, etc. “Disaster can strike at any time,” Schindler warns. “If your heating system fails...we’re on it. If fallen debris has broken a window and a rodent has decided to move in...we’re on it. A major storm is approaching and you ‘hope’ the house is secure...we’re on it….” Wouldn’t you rather have a professional “on it” than YOU OR YOUR SPOUSE OR PARTNER? Especially if you’re 80 miles away. There’s still time to “winterize” your getaway plans the stress-free way, or to reduce your yearround maintenance bills by consolidating with a one-stop-shopping caretaker/property management company. Just pick up your smartphone or go online. Leave… and leave the rest to the experts! The Quogue Caretaker, Inc., 631-553-3696, www.Thequoguecaretaker.com, QuogueCaretaker@ optonline.net

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circling sharks! No diving certification necessary. 631-2089200, www.longislandaquarium.com. $155/nonmembers, $140/members (includes aquarium admission). Daily. HAMPTON BAYS CHILI CHOWDER CONTEST noon -4 p.m. Boardy Barn, 270 West Montauk Hwy, HB. Restaurants & individuals submit favorite chili and/or chowder for tasting and voting by local residents & visitors & blind tasting by three judges. $10/$3 children. www. hamptonbayschamber.com. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 ROUTE 27 FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Montauk Hwy. & Abraham’s Path, AMG. Through September. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 JAM SESSON AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m., Thursdays. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Tpk., SGH. Come enjoy some great jazz, played by musicians from the East End and beyond. Bring your instrument if you want to jam. Enjoy the great Bay Burger roadhouse food. 631-603-6160, www. bayburger.com. Send Kid’s Calendar listings to stacy@danspapers.com

“Fresh American Spaces” By Sharon McKee the best ideas from I first came across interior several chapters of designer Annie Selke in House this eclectic lookBeautiful magazine’s 2010 book. For instance: series about her makeover R e f i n e d of a 1960s house in Lenox, Romantic – Think Mass. Since I once rented a secret gardens and summer place in Lenox in tea-stained damask, the ‘70s, I was convinced I dried hydrangeas and had passed by this very house pure white bedding. (which was practically new These are the rooms at the time). So, as I always we imagined as do with HB, I followed the children, all grown makeover articles step by up and ready to say step, issue by issue, and by “ahhhhh.” the end of Selke’s efforts I Nuanced Neutral Annie Selke signing books at Fishers in Sag Harbor felt as if I could move right in – Au natural with with her! The same was true with HB’s makeover lots of texture, fiber, wood and weave. “Neutral is of Bee Cottage in East Hampton this year: these anything but colorless,” says Selke. Contrast is key, houses are designed with ME in mind. with lights, darks, animal prints and just a touch of When my colleague, Hamptons Epicure Stacy sparkle plenty. Dermont, handed me Selke’s new book, Fresh Happy Preppy – My personal fave boasts a American Spaces (Clarkson Potter), I seized upon few more primary colors than my comfort level it. In it Selke offers heartfelt (but never didactic) usually allows. But if you’ve lived through the advice on how to decorate your personal space. first incarnation of madras, Marimekko and Lilly Mercifully she avoids the trite “scategories” of most Pulitzer, you’ll love this look. Color me nostalgic. self-help design books and do-it-yourself design Cultured Eclectic – World travelers and shows. Her only rule is: there are no rules. consignment shoppers alike share this anythingIn this beautifully photographed book Selke has goes aesthetic. Imagine curiosity cabinets and created five distinctly American decorating styles, collections, batiks, suzanis and crewelwork. Antique driven as much by her daring color sense as anything chic and repurposing found objects. It all works if else, not to mention her 30+ years experience as a it’s carefully edited. designer, retailer and entrepreneur. You may know Everyday Exuberant – Last but not least, her as the founder of Dash & Albert Rugs, Annie this flamboyant style features bold lacquerSelke Home and Pine Cone Hill fine linens and painted furniture with Ultrasuede, leather and sleepwear. Many of her popular designs are featured vividly patterned upholstery. The palette of lilac, at Fishers Home Furnishings in Sag Harbor. orange, fuchsia, rust and ochre creates a “Bohemian If you’re like me you’ll be drawn to one of these Rhapsody” that’s not for the faint of heart. So start! styles instinctively, but you’ll want to mix and match www.annieselke.com.

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& simple art of cooking by Silvia Lehrer

It’s that time of year when baskets full of apples are turning up at farmstands and farmers markets. Yes, apples do have a season when they are at their best for flavor and texture. The autumn apple harvest on the East End has begun. We can look forward to a continual changing supply of varieties as apples come into season. The key to experiencing apples to the fullest is to become familiar with the variety that suits your favorite way of eating – raw, baked in a savory or sweet preparation or cooked into a sauce. Apples can be so versatile. The tart tastes of an apple variety such as Granny Smith or Northern Spy are well suited to accompany meats such as pork and game. Farm-pressed apple cider from the Milk Pail in Water Mill is not to be missed. It makes a delicious drink, chilled or spicy hot with cinnamon and cloves. Another great use is to simply prepare an apple cider reduction to give a pork roast another level of flavor. With cooler, crisper days on the horizon, the aroma of apples baking in the oven is intoxicating. Try them baked into an old-fashioned apple cake.

ROAST PORK LOIN WITH APPLE CIDER REDUCTION The roast will be at its juiciest when cooked to medium with just a hint of pink. An instant meat thermometer, available in kitchen housewares stores, is helpful when preparing any roast. Serves 6 to 8 For the Roast 2 to 3 cloves garlic 1 tablespoon fresh thyme 2 teaspoons kosher salt 1 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 4-pound pork loin, boned and tied, rack reserved 1 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil For the Apple Cider Reduction 3 cups locally made apple cider 1-2 teaspoons fresh thyme leaves 2 cinnamon sticks 5-6 whole cloves Preheat oven to 350° F. 1. Peel garlic, cut into thin slivers and put in a small bowl with the thyme leaves, salt and pepper to taste. Pierce the surface of the meat in several places with the tip of a sharp paring knife and insert the herb/garlic mixture into the tiny pockets. Rub the loin with any excess mixture. 2. Pour the oil in a shallow roasting pan that can contain the roast snugly. Put the reserved rack of bones in the pan and place the pork on the rack, fat side up. Put in the preheated oven and roast for 20 minutes to the pound, basting with pan juices occasionally. Turn the roast after one hour. If surface of meat has not browned near the end of the cooking time, adjust oven heat to 400° for the last 5 or 10 minutes. Roast is done when the internal

temperature, using an instant thermometer, reaches 160° F. 3. Transfer roast to a carving board and let rest for 10 minutes to allow juices to recede back into the meat. While meat is resting, combine cider reduction ingredients in the same pan the pork roasted in and reduce by half or until syrupy. Carve roast into thin slices and serve warm with cider reduction. OLD-FASHIONED APPLE CAKE Simply a great apple cake to have around. A trick I learned from baking guru Maida Heatter is to dust a greased pan with unseasoned breadcrumbs, preferably your own, rather than flour, to give the cake a nice textural finish. Serves 8-10 1 cup sugar 1 cup vegetable oil 2 large eggs (continued on page 96)

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A Lure Chowder House & Oysteria in Southold at Port of Egypt Marina is open for dinner beginning at 5 p.m. from Tuesday to Sunday. A nightly $35 three-course prix fixe dinner is available with the option of a glass of house wine in lieu of dessert. Menu selections may include corn chowder, potatocrusted cod and flourless chocolate cake. Lunch is available starting at noon on Saturday and Sunday. 631-876-5300. The Beacon in Sag Harbor serves dinner Thursday to Sunday starting at 6 p.m. through October. Chef Sam McCleland’s menu features duck rillettes with pickled red onion, grilled French bread and whole grain mustard ($12); lobster malfaldine with roasted corn, basil, saffron and cream ($29); and a grilled prime NY strip steak with baby arugula salad, pommes frites and béarnaise butter ($42). 631-725-7088. The Living Room Restaurant at c/o The Maidstone in East Hampton offers a daily threecourse prix fixe lunch for $29. The menu is available Monday though Friday from noon to 3 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Diners may select from three appetizers, three entrees, dessert or a glass of Long Island wine and French press coffee. The restaurant also hosts afternoon tea on Saturdays and Sundays from 3 to 5 p.m. The offer includes a selection of Plain-T

teas, finger sandwiches, scones, jam, clotted cream and cookies. Cost is $20 or $30, including a glass of Champagne. 631-324-5006. Nick and Toni’s in East Hampton announces the return of their famous wood-burning oven pizzas for fall. The pizza menu is available all night Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday. Pizzas cost $16 and selections may include tomato, basil and housemade mozzarella; spinach, tomato, toasted garlic and fresh Ricotta; and roasted garden eggplant, tomato and aged Provolone. 631-324-3550. North Fork Oyster Company in Greenport serves brunch Friday through Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. Offerings include eggs Benedict with roasted tomato and bacon relish, and fines herbes hollandaise ($15); cornmeal pancakes with local apple compote and fresh cream ($13); and the signature Maryland crab cake salad ($16). Dinner is also served Wednesday through Monday from 5 to 10 p.m. 631-477-6840. Townline BBQ in Sagaponack introduces weekly Pigskin Sundays at 1 p.m. Whole pigs will be smoked, with the first one out of the smoker in time for the early game kick-off. The $16 roasted pig special features one-half pound of pork, choice of two sides and potato bread with barbeque sauce or warm corn tortillas with avocado salsa. 631-537-2271.

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1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder Scant teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg 2 cups peeled, cored and sliced Empire or Jonagold apples, about 3 medium-sized 1 cup chopped pecan or walnuts For the Glazed Topping (optional) Mix 1 beaten egg white with 1/3 cup sugar and 1/3 cup melted unsalted butter Preheat oven to 375° F. 1. In a large mixing bowl, whisk sugar, oil, eggs and vanilla until well mixed. 2. Sift dry ingredients together and fold into the egg mixture. Stir with a large wooden spoon to thoroughly incorporate; batter will be very thick. With a large rubber spatula, carefully fold in half the nuts and apple slices as well as possible. Some of the apples may still be peeking through the batter. 3. Lightly butter a 9-inch tube or spring-form pan and dust with unseasoned breadcrumbs. Pour in the batter. Sprinkle remaining chopped nuts over the top. Bake in preheated oven for 50-55 minutes or until knife inserted in center of cake comes out clean. If the top of the cake is browning too fast in the last 5 to 10 minutes of baking, lay a tent of foil over the top to prevent further browning. Cool in pan for 10 to 15 minutes before turning out onto a cake platter. 4. If preparing optional glaze topping, glaze the cake 10 minutes before it is done and return to oven. Cool in pan as above and serve at room temperature.

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& ART COMMENTARY by Marion W. Weiss

As the saying goes, “What goes around comes around.” Examples: Carolyn Oldenbusch first saw Howard Kanoviz’s groundbreaking paintings long before she subsequently met and married him. Joshua White’s “Light Show,” another avant-garde art form (which in this case helped define the 1960s) is still going strong to this day. Both Kanovitz and White (along with photographer/filmmaker Alyson Denny) are all featured artists in the annual PollockKrasner House series, “Artists Make Movies.” Not only are these works considered ahead of their time, they raise salient issues related to art. For example, how do moving images (movies/ videos) reflect the artists’ still images (paintings/ photographs)? In fact, is there such a relationship? If there is, how does technology expand the artist’s creative process? In Oldenbusch’s case, there’s another pressing concern: preserving her husband Howard’s legacy now that he has passed away. Such a connection to the past has provided a special journey for Oldenbusch. It started when she began a PH.D program in Art History at Stony Brook, where her

teacher, Malcolm Morley, suggested she go to New York to see shows. One of those exhibits featured Kanovitz, and she remembers saying, “I love this stuff. I know this person.” It was several years before Oldenbusch actually met Kanovitz; and for the years they were together, it was always their dream to archive his work. Oldenbusch hasn’t given up the idea even after his death. While she used to work with her husband as a team, she must go it alone now. “I ask questions in my mind,” she says. “I don’t know if what I come up with is his or mine.” There are certainly lots of questions when it comes to Kanovitz’s varied contributions to contemporary art. First, what were his influences? Was it his short sojourn in Hollywood working on a film project during the late 1950s? Was it a Master’s degree at New York’s Fine Arts Institute? Or was it his first show at the Jewish Museum in 1966 that coined the phrase Photorealism? Or perhaps it was an exhibit at Manhattan’s Waddell Gallery in 1969 that initially caused the most stir? No doubt it was Kanovitz’s large tableau painting there, “The Opening,” with well-known members of the art world, that evoked early appropriation issues. Yet, it was the first Documenta Exhibit in Germany (1972) with Chuck Close and Richard Estes that established Kanovitz as a Photorealist. Although Oldenbusch says he was “not crazy about the title,” his art proved innovative, using photographs to investigate and represent reality. Kanovitz’s work also challenged viewers to consider what looking at a painting was all about. And what looking at himself also means as his autobiographical documentary film The Drive-In proves. The examination of both themselves and reality is a goal that avant-garde artists Alyson Denny

and Joshua White also pursue. With Denny, such pursuits may have started with her photography series, “Jelly Fish,” created after September 11, where light coming through glass cast the fish as refractors. “Seaweed” and “Six Circle Variation,” where the same elements are mixed nine different ways, are other photographic works that use examination and experimentation in special ways. Even so, there are elements in Denny’s photographs and films that create recurrence: theme and variation. For example, she and White’s installation, “Alba,” employs white as a theme. The variation? “Anything under the sun,” Denny says. Such dynamics are related to music, of course, but Denny also connects them to gymnastics and tumbling, sports she dearly loves. But Denny has had other influences, particularly associated with movement, like Robert Wilson’s works where he slows down time. She also shares a bond with Jackson Pollock in her piece, “Half and Half and Honey,” where her images sweep across the screen similar to when Pollock swishes his paint across the canvas. The Pollock-Krasner House is an appropriate place for showing Denny’s work, that’s for sure. The Drive-In, by Howard Kanovitz, will be screened on Friday, September 23, at 7 p.m. Works by Alyson Denny and Joshua White will be seen on Friday, September 30, at 7 p.m.. Both screenings/ discussions are at the Pollock-Krasner House, 830 Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-324-4929.

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HONORING THE ARTIST by Marion W. Weiss

This week’s cover of Riverhead’s Main Street by Don Duga is a long way from the artist’s movies, Frosty the Snow Man and Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Yet those classic animation films will always be remembered by kids and adults alike, partly because they represent the “good old days” when animation images were drawn by hand. Thus, we perceive, perhaps unconsciously, the “characters’ souls and interesting design” in a more intense way. No doubt about it, Duga is a purist when it comes to animation techniques. Q: You’ve been living on the North Fork for a long time, since 1980, and you’ve been teaching at New York’s School for Visual Arts and also creating animation even before that. Let’s start with your living here. What is it that attracts you to this place? A: I live on the Sound in a nice little community. I participate in the local activities at the East End Arts Council, the Eastenders Coffee House, where I hung a series of drawings of the Beatles (the place is

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I Don’t Know How She Does It, the new film based on Allison Pearson’s novel, stars Amagansett’s Sarah Jessica Parker as Kate Reddy, a mother of two who also works as a high-powered investment banker. Going in we know, based on the title, that this will be another movie about a working woman’s struggle to have a successful career in a demanding field while also being able to participate in such traditional “motherly” roles as caring for her children, supervising their education and being their go-to person for comfort. And, while the film is enjoyable for its often-humorous dialogue and for some touching scenes of domestic life, I Don’t Know How She Does It lacks tension and can’t seem to rise above the somewhat generic outlines of its story. Not to say that the film doesn’t vary some details of the old “woman in a man’s world” plot. Most of the time, in the Hollywood custom, there would have to be a villain – the angry, emasculated husband who can’t stand his wife’s ambition, the

no longer there) and Green Earth, where I did other drawings of the Beatles and from The Last Unicorn, a feature animated film I created. Q: How about your teaching at the School of Visual Arts (SVA)? It’s well known for its animation; you still teach the students drawing, however, as a basic tool. A: Yes, the way it used to be. Through the years, I thought the students would complain about traditional animation, but I got a lot of enthusiasm from them. Now I teach them animation projects; some are done on computers or other devices or there’s a combination of techniques we use, like colorization or scanning. Q: Now, how about your long career in animation, when you’ve created different kinds of films. You’ve done feature films and also educational ones. What were the educational ones like? A: In the 1960s, we did educational projects for “Sesame Street” and “The Electric Circus.” I prefer these kinds to big feature films because you work with a much smaller crew, and you have more creative control. I even wrote the stories myself. You can be more creative because you don’t have a lot of money; and you have to ask yourself, “How can I get this done?” Q: How about the commercials you did? A: I did commercials for Hostess. But I found out that the product would sit in the warehouse for 10 years before being out on the shelves. Q: UGH. You do independent animation films as well. Are they difficult to get done? A: No. I can just make a film; I don’t have to worry

about getting money. I did them like a painting, where I can do my own art. I can do something meaningful with animation, instead of just entertaining. That’s why I started my independent production company, Polestar, with Irra Verbitsky. Irra has had her films shown at MOMA. Q: You’ve just finished another project that’s not a film. A: Yes, illustrating a children’s book, but eventually it will go to animation. Q: Any other animated films you are thinking of doing? A: I want to do a film on a mandala I drew that was in the The New Yorker magazine. Q: With all your achievements, I’m curious about your art background. A: I went to one of the best art schools in California and after graduation I was working as a waiter in a restaurant. A former teacher sent me to UPA, which made animated films like Mr. Magoo. I learned on the job to do animation there. Then I worked for a company in San Francisco where I learned how to put together a film. Then I came back east and got involved in commercials film, learning to work with clients. Then I went to Europe and first worked with Irra in Milan making commercials for theatre. Q: You’ve always been so creative all these years. Will you ever retire? A: I’m not someone who is looking to go into retirement. Don Duga can be reached via his email: donduga@ juno.com.

misogynist co-worker who tries to sabotage the upward mobility of the workingwoman. I Don’t Know How She Does It has neither of these. Kate Reddy’s husband Richard (played by an affable Greg Kinnear) never rises beyond a slight annoyance over his wife’s frequent absence, seeming chiefly to miss regular access to sex. The office male chauvinist, played by comedian Seth Meyers, is incompetent and powerless, played primarily for laughs. Likewise, the judgmental stay-at-home “perfect mothers,” who serve to make Kate feel guilty for her different priorities, turn out to be not so perfect after all. With no villains to work with, the movie takes the interesting approach of actually adding in more good guys. Kate’s boss, a Sarah Jessica Parker in “I Don’t Know How She Does It” subdued Kelsey Grammer, plays a sensitive pussycat of is somewhat acerbic but loyal. And then there’s the an investment banker. higher-up Jack Abelhammer, played by the endlessly Her assistant, played by a deadpan Olivia Munn, debonair Pierce Brosnan, put here seemingly as the very epitome of deferential, benevolent manhood. In other words, I Don’t Know How She Does It seems to be calling out THIS IS NOT A MANHATING MOVIE. Unfortunately, without villains of any description, the film doesn’t have much conflict to work with. We’re perhaps meant to feel Kate’s conflicted feelings over work and family more acutely than we do, but the film also tells us that Kate loves her job and feels that what she does there is important and beneficial, so the I-hate-myjob-but-we-need-the-money theme doesn’t appear. There is never a crisis where Kate actually has to choose between career and home. Perhaps these clichés were well to be avoided, but doesn’t there 7094 need to be something in their place?

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ART OPENINGS & GALLERIES

AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HB-Hampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; NO-Noyac; NY-New York; OP-Orient; PC-Peconic; Q-Quogue; RB-Remsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHD-Southold; SI-Shelter Island; SPG-Springs; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHBWesthampton Beach; WS-Wainscott OPENINGS AND EVENTS OPENING: VINTAGE N.Y. SALT WATER FISHING BAITS AND LURES – From the ‘40s and ‘50s. 9/23-25, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Rd., WM, 631-726-4625. Bob Jones and Frank Pintauro, founding members of the Salt Water Lure Collector’s Club will show and discuss their extensive display of collectible vintage New York area salt water fishing lures from the years following WWII. Everyone is welcome, from the collector to the simply curious. Free coffee. www.watermillmuseum. org. $5 adults; kids under 13 free. OPENING RECEPTION – 9/24, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Dual exhibition of Painter Rex Lau and ceramicist Diane Mayo, who have lived and worked together in Montauk for the past 30 years. Their studios are back to back in a small structure on the grounds of the Edward F. Albee Foundation. Gallery 125, 125 South Country Rd., Bellport. Exhibition runs through 10/30. Free. See story on page 75. RECEPTION – 9/24, 4-6 p.m., The Claus Hoie Gallery of Whaling, East Hampton Town Marine Museum, East Hampton Historical Society, 301 Bluff Rd., EH. RSVP: 631-324-6850. GALLERIES ANN MEDONIA ANTIQUES – 36 Jobs Ln., SH. 631283-1878. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – “Works on Paper,” by Paton Miller, Rolph Scarlett, Nahum Tschacbasov. 28E Jobs Ln. SH. 631-204-0383, arthurtkalaher@gmail.com. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART STUDIO – “Works on Paper,” by Salvador Dali, Paton Miller, Rolf Scarlett, Nahum Tschacbasov. 197 Madison St., SGH. 631725-0170, arthurtkalaher@gmail.com. ASHAWAGH HALL – 780 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-5671. www.ashawagh-hall.org. BOCK ART LIMITED GALLERY – “Works by Charles Bock,” 16 Hill St., SH. 631-287-1078, www.bockartlimited. com. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Artists Exhibition featuring Daniel Pollera, Kathy Anderson, Carolyn Francis and Roger Rossi. Through 9/30. Open every day. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883, www.chrysalisgallery.com. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. DELANEY COOKE – 17 Madison St., SGH. 917-4054846, www.delaneycookegallery.com. DESHUK-RIVERS – 141 Maple Ln., BH. 631-2374511, www.deshukriversgallery.com. EAST END ARTS COUNCIL GALLERY – 133 East Main St., RVHD. 631-727-0900. RECEPTION – 9/24, 4-6 p.m., The Claus Hoie Gallery of Whaling, Est Hampton Town Marine Museum, East Hampton Historical Society, 301 Bluff Rd., EH. RSVP: 631-324-6850. GALLERIA DELLA LUPA – 150 Main St., SH. 631899-4533. GUILD HALL – “Richard Prince: Covering Pollock.” Through 10/17. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m. 631-324-4050, www. guildhall.org. JILL LYNN & CO – 81 Jobs Ln., SH. Works by Joelle Nicole. www.jilllynnandco.com. LUCILLE KHORNAK GALLERY – Portrait photography. 2400 Montauk Hwy., BH. 631-613-6000, www.theportraitspecialist.com. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – 2426 Main St., BH. 631537-7245, www.borghi.org. MARK HUMPHREY GALLERY – “The Renaissance NYC,” group show. 95 Main St., SH. 631-283-3113, www. markhumphreygallery.com.

“10,000 Years of Hunting & Fishing” at the Southampton Historical Museum PAILLETTS – 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070. PARASKEVAS – Works by Michael Paraskevas. By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Artists Choose Artists,” the Parrish Art Museum’s second juried exhibition, on view through 10/9. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-2118. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-4929, www.pkhouse.org. ROMANY KRAMORIS – Local artists including Christopher Engel, Jim Gingerich, Hadi Toron, Laura Rozenberg, Jorge Silveira and Eugenio Cuttica. Hand-selected pieces from American glass blowers, unique jewelry, many books on art and architecture, the hottest national and international music CDs, and hand-made items from around the world. Open weekdays 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and 10 a.m.-11 p.m or later on weekends. 41 Main St., SGH. 631-725- 2499, www.kramorisgallery. com. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Featuring East End Arts Council members Patricia Feiler and Bob Miller with a series of paintings that depict the North Fork landscape. To 11/2. The Jamesport Manor Inn, 320 Manor Lane, JP. 631-722-0500. SAG HARBOR HISTORICAL SOCIETY – “The Many Aliases of Local Painting Legend, Cappy Amundsen,” 174 Main Street, SH. 631-725-5092. SAG HARBOR WHALING MUSEUM – “The Life and Art of C. Hjalmar ‘Cappy’ Amundsen,” Sag Harbor Whaling Museum through 10/1. Open 10 a.m.5.p.m. Monday-Saturday; 1-5 p.m. Sundays. 200 Main Street, SH. 631-725-0770,

www sagharborwhalingmuseum.com. 631-477-1021, www.sirenssongallery.com. SOUTHAMPTON CULTURAL CENTER – 2011 Juried Art Show. Levitas Center for the Arts at the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., SH. www. southamptonartists.org. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – “10,000 Years of Hunting & Fishing in Southampton,” Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, SH. Open 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., Tuesdays through Saturdays, through 10/29. 631-283-2494, www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org, $4 adults, free for members and children. 631-283-2494, www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. THOMAS ARTHUR GALLERIES – 54 Montauk Hwy, AMG. 18th and 20th-century oil paintings and prints. New shows monthly. 631-324-9070, www.antiquesvalue.net. TRAPANI FINE ART – 447 Plandome Road, Manhasset. Original representational oil paintings by nationally acclaimed artists. Full-service custom framing and limited edition prints. Open Tuesday through Saturday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. 516-365-6014, www. TrapaniFineArt.com. TULLA BOOTH – 66 Main St., SGH. Open Thurs.Tues., 12:30-7 p.m. 631-725-3100, www.tullaboothgallery. com. VERED –“A Stitch in Jewish Time,” through 9/30. 68 Park Pl., EH. Open Mon.-Thurs., 11 a.m.- 6 p.m.; Fri. to 7 p.m.; Sat. to 9 p.m. 631-324-3303, www.veredart.com. WATER MILL ATELIERS – 903 Montauk Hwy, WM. Lon Hamaekers: Photography, art and 20th-century antiques. 917-838-4548, www.lonhamaekers.1stdibs.com. WATER MILL MUSEUM – 41 Old Mill Rd., Water Mill. 631-726-4625, www.watermillmuseum.org.

MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, September 23 to Thursday, September 29. Always call to confirm shows and times. Some are not available at press time. HAMPTON ARTS (WESTHAMPTON BEACH) (+) (631-288-2600) Moneyball (PG-13) – Fri., 7:00, 9:30 Sat., 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 Sun., 2:00, 4:30, 7:00 Mon.-Wed., 7:00 Thurs., 2:00, 4:30, 7:00 Contagion (PG-13) – Fri., 7:30, 9:45 Sat., 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 9:45 Sun., 2:00, 5:00, 7:30 Mon.-Wed., 7:00 Thurs., 2:30, 5:00, 7:30 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Mozart’s Sister – Fri., Sat., Sun., Mon., Wed., Thurs. 8:00 Circumstance (R) – Fri., Sat., Sun., Mon., Wed., Thurs. (Closed Tues.) 4:00 Love Crime – Fri., Sat., Sun., Mon., Wed., Thurs. (Closed Tues.) 6:00 THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) Moneyball (PG-13) – Fri., Sat., 7:00, 9:30 Sun.-Thurs., 7:00 SOUTHAMPTON 4 (631-287-2774) Straw Dogs (R) – Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:00 Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 10:00 Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 The Help (PG-13) – Fri., 3:45, 6:50 Sat., Sun., 12:45, 3:45, 6:50 Mon.-Thurs., 3:45, 6:50 Dolphin 3D (PG) – Fri., 7:00 Sat., Sun., 1:00,

7:00 Mon,-Thurs., 7:00 Dolphin Tale 2D (PG) – Fri., Sat., 4:00, 9:40 Sun., 4:00 Mon.-Thurs., 4:00 Abduction (PG-13) – Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7:15 UA HAMPTON BAYS 5 (+) (728-8251) Drive (R) – Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Sat., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs., 4:40, 7:40 Dolphin 3D (PG) – Fri., 7:00, Sat., Sun., 1:00, 7:00 Mon.-Thurs., 7:00 Dolphin Tale 2D (PG) – Fri., Sat., 4:00, 9:50 Sun., 4:00 Mon.-Thurs., 4:00 I Don’t Know How She Does It (PG-13) – Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 Lion King 3D (G) – Fri., 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 Sat., 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 Sun., 4:20, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs., 4:20, 7:20 Lion King 2D (G) – Sat., Sun., 1:20 Contagion (PG-13) – Fri., 4:10, 7:10, 10:00 Sat., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10:00 Sun., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.Thurs., 4:10, 7:10 UA EAST HAMPTON CINEMA 6 (+) (631324-0448) The sign (+) when following the name of a theater indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device.

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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 HAMPTONS WILDLIFE CONSERVATION FILM FESTIVAL – Sept. 23-25, www. Wildlifefilmfestivals.com. EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. 136 North Main St., EH. Through 9/30. SUNSET FRIDAYS AT WOLFFER – The Majestic – Reggae - 5-Sunset, Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. 631-537-5106, www.wolffer.com. LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM – 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. 631288-1500, www.whbpac.org.

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AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach UPCOMING $18/members $16. LONG ISLAND’S BRAIN KEB’ MO’ IN CONCERT – 8 p.m. ANEURYSM AWARENESS Westhampton Beach Performing Arts WALK – 10/1, 10 a.m., Jones Beach Center, 76 Main St., WHB. www. State Park, Field 5, Wantagh. whbpac.org. 631-288-1500. $60-$100. www.bafound.donorpages.com. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 FUNDRAISER RIDE FOR LONG ISLAND HEART WALK Lisa Craine – 10/1, 4 – 5:30 AND 5K RUN – 8:30 a.m. registration p.m., B East, AMG. $25 donation and health fair, 10 a.m. run starts; per 30 min. After party at Stephen 10:15 a.m. walk starts. 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LETTERS

GRINDING Dear Dan, Before going back to school, high school, business school, any school, beware of forked tongue! I did some investigating and I would very much like to bring it to your reader’s attention. First, if a school tells you it is credited with New York State, or any other state, number one priority is to inquire if the classes you will be attending are credited as well. The school may have credentials; the classes being taught may not. It depends on teachers’ qualifications and those of the state in which you will be attending school. Get the information directly from the state in which you will be attending. New York State Department of Education is a wonderful tool to use in finding legitimate classes, certified and accepted teachers and institutions. Job placement is a wonderful aid to everyone, if the program exists. Get names. Document every discussion, interaction and e-mail that states job placement is available and ask for success stories. Also, if written examinations are mandatory, confirm first if the classes or job you require honor the tests you will be taking. Most of the exams are costly, so this will save you a bit of cash as well as stress in studying time. There are some schools that hire outside testing agents for their final exams so beware. Confirm this is legitimate. Spending your hard earned cash and studying every day will be all for naught if the exams do not have any accountability. It is unfortunate, but the bait and switch concept does apply to educational institutions as well. It happened to me in an Eastern Suffolk County School for an adult education class. The certificates I earned are not recognized by the New York State Department of Education. I also had options of changing classrooms, but my advisor told me to stick with the program. I needed to listen to my own intuition and got out of that class. This classroom time was the worst learning experience I have had in my life. So listen to your heart and head. Use your own intuition. This approach will probably help you as well in the job market too. I invested my time, gas and mileage, and hopes in this class thinking

I would come out with a new occupation I could be proud of. Instead my days are filled with trying to get a refund and spending that money on a school I can believe in. Going back to school to enhance your resume, increase hiring power in this depleted job market is a great idea. Us oldies but goodies can put our dollars and cents right back into our economy if we get the chance. Crazy ads, misrepresented classes and unqualified teachers need to be put to rest. We all deserve an equal chance to reeducate ourselves for our future. Future students beware. Ask, document and don’t settle for the bait and switch tactic ever! My advice to you, inquire about teachers, credibility of the job placement as well as the curriculum. Feel safe in your learning environment. Ask questions and enjoy the new world in which we are living. PS I got my refund check! Sincerely yours, Kathryn Abugel Southampton It’s good to check everything out. –DR AND…A SPECIAL THANKS TO DAN’S PAPERS Dear Dan, The Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation (SASF) would like to thank all who contributed their generous support of our “Madonna of the Mills” event, which took place Saturday, September 10 at Bay Street Theatre. Please visit us when you are thinking about purchasing a dog. In addition to rescue dogs, we have a large number of great dogs that deserve a “forever” home. C. M. Duemler Outreach Director, SASF Hampton Bays BEST Dear Dan, Stone Creek Inn, Montauk Highway is for several years the best restaurant in the Westhampton Beach area. Fantastic French meal, great service, valet

parking, I and my quests were always satisfied. Important, I will go in again and again. George Silvay, M.D. Westhampton Beach And it’s Zagat rated. - DR

Send your letters to askdan@danspapers.com (e-mails only, please) SHAME ON YOU! Dear Dan, It’s entirely possible that Howard Schultz doesn’t answer your letters for one of the following reasons: a) You’ve never traveled west of the Shinnecock Canal and therefore have never seen the bustling Starbucks in Hampton Bays b) You do know about the Starbucks in Hampton Bays, but it doesn’t count because Hampton Bays is not part of the Hamptons c) Your narrow, only-where-the-stars-are focus is generally distasteful d) All of the above If we were giving out grades, I’d say Starbucks rates an “A”. Dan’s Papers, however, gets a “D”. You don’t utterly fail because lately you seem to be throwing more than the occasional bone to my beautiful little summertime hamlet. And by the way, since you print a weekly column on doings on the North Fork, your readers should also know that there is a Starbucks in Mattituck, in the same shopping center as the movie theater. Print this letter and maybe Howard Schultz (and I) will forgive you. Maxine Skopov Hampton Bays I’m just getting my passport renewed that allows me to cross westward over the Shinnecock Canal. DR

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CALL THE BOMB SQUAD! Suspicious Package We are all afraid of a terrorist threat these days, and a suspicious suitcase that was left at the bus stop in East Hampton had one person seeing something and saying something. When police went to go check out the suitcase, they found a note on it that read, “Please do not take, I went for coffee and will be right back.” Loose Horse! A horse got loose in East Hampton and scared a few people in the surrounding area when they saw it running along Route 27. It was rounded up. Arrested For Stealing Water A couple in Hampton Bays was arrested after they were caught living near a commercial building, inside of a recreational trailer and stealing the water supply of the building. The owner of the building wanted to press charges because he knew

the couple. We live in scary economic times. I’m not kidding. Shelter Island Old Man McGumbus, 102 and former World War II political assassin, asked if he could share a presentation of “extreme importance” at the local town meeting last week. With much of Shelter Island in attendance, including officials, McGumbus began to do a presentation entitled, “How To Spot Terrorists on Shelter Island.” The presentation, which included photographs, identified people that McGumbus believes to be threats to America, and included images of extremely skinny young men drinking coffee and wearing skinny jeans, beanie hats and tight band t-shirts. “My fellow Shelter Islanders,” McGumbus said, “These hippies are terrorists against our great island society, and they must be stopped! I demand that all locals rise up against them, and rid our island of these know-

it-alls! And we should begin by shutting down the Shelter Island Coffee Shop and Bookstore! I mean, did you see these damn Emmy awards? DID YOU SEE THEM! THIS IS NOT THE AMERICA THAT I KNOW!” It was at this point that Charlie Garcia, owner of the Shelter Island Coffee Shop and Bookstore, stood up in anger, and demanded that McGumbus leave the podium. “YOU DAMN HIPPIE!!!” McGumbus yelled, and he tackled Garcia to the ground and began karate chopping him on the neck. “I LEARNED THIS TECHNIQUE IN OSAKA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR THIS GREAT NATION?” As the karate chops continued. Garcia, a very thin, hipster-type looking man, or terrorist if you agree with McGumbus, started to scream in a very high pitch. McGumbus was then subdued by librarian Denise Pickleswitch. –David Lion Rattiner

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