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Main floor master, vaulted ceiling living room baths,setting. family room, eat-in kitchen, dining room, and 5.5bths. 2 adjacent building lots totalling 6.3Constance Porto 631.723.4324 Sat. 8/28 • 12-2:30PM heated pool/spa withcustom outdoor fireplace and sauna. heated pool surrounded with Blue Stone, gardens. Sat.heated 8/27 •pool/spa 12-1PM with outdoor fireplace and sauna. acres can be purchased. Web# H0147916. Constance Porto 631.723.4324 surrounded Blue Stone,•gardens. partially finished basement, oversized 2-car garage. heated 192pool Parsonage Lanewith • $5,500,000 Overlooking Fri. 8/26, Sat. 8/27 and Sun. 8/28 • 12-4PM • (Call for appt.) Web#H0147189. Lili Elsis 631.433.0099 Finished basement, 2-car garage. Call for directions. Fri. 8/26, Sat. 8/27 and Sun. 8/28 • 12-4PM • (Call for appt.) 167Web#H0147189. Dune Road • 15,500,000 300 FT. OF Lili Elsis •631.433.0099 Finished basement, 2-car garage. Call for directions. Large heated pool. 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BridGEhAMpToN homeininaalovely lovely community withwith 3 bedrooms, 3 with sweeping sunset views over Three Mile for Harbor. community 3 bedrooms, 3 sweeping sunset views Three Mile•Harbor. dining, master with fireplace. Views from allwith floors. 16 Copeces Lane •2 $799,000 •lots Yearly Rental $42,000 Fleming 631.267.7383 baths,family family room, kitchen, dining room,room, Sat. Josiane 5brs and 5.5bths. adjacent lots totalling 8/28Sat. • 12-2:30PM room,eat-in eat-in kitchen, dining 5brs and 5.5bths. 2 adjacent buildingbuilding totalling 6.3 6.3 baths, 8/28 • 12-2:30PM 2.8Sat. acres. Call for directions. Web# H19782. MoNTAuk 8/27 • 12-1PM Endless possibilities withWeb# opportunity to sub-divide partiallyfinished finished basement, oversized 2-car2-car garage. acres can be purchased. H0147916. Sat. 8/27 • 12-1PM 192 Parsonage Lane • $5,500,000 partially basement, oversized garage. acres can be purchased. 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This 3 bedroom home located at $36,000 Owner/artist modern home across from Brand new stainless appliances (all), refinished opportunity with Katzter adjoining 2.5 of acre lot with cottage Mosel 917.865.2943, 631.537.4203 Fri.the 8/26 12-2PM • walk (Musthas call for appt.) ocean views from this newand 2br, 2.5bth wide plank 34 Murray Place • $825,000 • aShort to hamlet area, spacious deck with private hot-tub BBQ. 2395 Noyacfloors, Roadbrand • $399,000 • Nice hilltop location. end• of cul-de-sac room for expansion is lotHands hardwood new carpets, Creek Harbor will award $100,000 worth of artIncredible or 4 and acre with $3 Million chateau. Web# H14429. Butter Lanefrom • $2,500,000 • 2Web#H22100. masters, Full concierge service, fitness center, cabana only Main located Street. Sat. 8/27 • 12-20PM oceanfront unit. Great room, kitchen, dining brand new interior andstainless closet doors, new appliances light of Bridgehampton. 527 This 3 minutes bedroom home at Brand new steel (all), refinished to the purchaser. 3brs plus loft for andAppt.) partially finished duplex Sun. 8/28 • 1:15-3:15PM • (Call Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.4203 QuoGuE and spacious pool all facing 1,000 feetprivate of beachhot-tub frontage.and BBQ.fixtures, Steven Halsey 631.521.6790 4brs, 4bths. Beautiful Gunite pool/spa. Spacious boiler driveway. Web#H24469. 18 Cove Rdand • $1,395,000 • WATERFRONT. deck with 42 Scallop $699,000 • Summer Rentalacre. area, the end of a cul-de-sac has room for expansion and is wide plank hardwood floors, brand new carpets, lower level Avenue leading •out to Gunite pool on 2/3rd Web#H34346. Lili Elsis 631.433.0099 Bryan Whalen 631.723.4329 living Street. quarters.Web#H22100. Beautifully landscaped acre with Overlooking upperinterior Sag Harbor this Ranchnew light $36,000 Owner/artist of modern home across from Full concierge service, center, cabana only minutes from Main Web# H14967. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 brand new andCove, closet doors, Sun. • (Call for Appt.) Sat. 8/27 & Sun. 8/28 •fitness 11AM-3PM Fri. 8/26 • 12-2PM • (Must call for appt.) views. Adjacent 1.5 acre lot available. Buy both for8/28 • 1:15-3:15PM Hands Creek Harbor will award $100,000 worth of art and pool all facing 1,000 feet of beach frontage. house was builtboiler in 1950and anddriveway. renovated in 1995. Steven Halsey 631.521.6790 fixtures, Web#H24469. 43 Old Main Road • $1,700,000 • Spectacular 42 Scallop Avenue • $699,000 •plus Summer Rental finished 527 Butter Lane • $2,500,000 • 2 masters, Sat. Updated 8/27 • 12-20PM to the purchaser. 3brs loft and partially $4.5M. Web#H10170. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 kitchen, dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 Fri. 8/26, Sat. 8/27 and Sun. 8/28 • 1-4PM • (Call for appt.) Web#H34346. QuoGuE Elsis 631.433.0099 Bryan Whalen 631.723.4329 4brs, 4bths. Beautiful Gunite pool/spa. Spacious waterfront lot.Lili Mesmerizing sunset views. Build your 18 Cove Rd • $1,395,000 • WATERFRONT. $36,000 Owner/artist of modern across fromacre. lower level leading out to home Gunite pool on 2/3rd bath, full basement, detached garage, 0.26 acres. 5 Sylvie Lane • $1,500,000 • Private, builder’s flat on living quarters. Beautifully landscaped acre with Creek Fri. 8/26 • 12-2PM • (Must call for appt.) dream house with room for pool, tennis court and guestOverlooking upper Sag Harbor Cove, this Ranch Web# H14967. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Hands Harbor will award $100,000 worth of art Sat. 8/27 & Sun. 8/28 • 11AM-3PM Deep water dock was built in 2001. Exclusive. shy .5 acre located within a 3 mile distance to East views. Adjacent 1.5 acre lot available. Buy both for built8/27 in 1950 and renovated in 1995. 527 Butter Lane • $2,500,000 •EAST 2 masters, Sat. •Richard 12-20PM Web#H1818. Sylvia Dorfberger 631.288.6244 house was hAMpToN to the purchaser. 3brs plus loft and partially finished 43house. Old Main Road • $1,700,000 • Spectacular Web#H0152396. Kudlak 631.725.0200, Hampton Village’s shops, restaurants, and cultural $4.5M. Web#H10170. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 QuoGuE Updated kitchen, dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 Fri. 8/26, Sat. 8/27 and Sun. 8/28 • 1-4PM • (Call for appt.) 4brs, 4bths. Beautiful Gunite pool/spa. Spacious 18Casinover Cove Rd631.725.0200 • $1,395,000 • WATERFRONT. waterfront lot. Mesmerizing sunset views. Build your lower level attractions. leading outOwner/builder to Gunite pool on 2/3rd acre. Linda will build to suit 3000 sf bath, full basement, detached garage, 0.26 acres. 5 Sylvie Lane • $1,500,000 • Private, builder’s flat on Sat. 8/27 & Sun. 8/28 • 12-2PM Sat. 8/27 landscaped • 11AM-12PM acre with living quarters. Beautifully Overlooking upper Sag Harbor Cove, this Ranch dream house with room for pool, tennis court and guest Web# H14967. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 5br high-end home. H0344768. Deep water dock was built in 2001. Exclusive. shycustom .5 acre located within a 3 Web# mile distance to East Sat. 8/27 &Court Sun.•8/28 • Dorfberger 11AM-3PM 10 Kate $1,995,000 • Furnished 4500 sq.ft. house. Web#H1818. Sylvia 631.288.6244 Northwest Landing Road • $1,400,000 • At the EAST hAMpToN views. Adjacent 1.5 92 acre lot available. Buy both for house Richard was built in 1950 and renovated in 1995. SouThAMpToN Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.4203 Web#H0152396. Kudlak 631.725.0200, Hampton Village’s shops, restaurants, and cultural 43 Old Main Road • $1,700,000 • Spectacular 5 bedrms, 5.5 marble bths,on 1.4 Acres, cul-de-sac. Linda Casinover endMosel of a very special917.865.2943 road is a sanctuary that is $4.5M. Web#H10170. Katzter Updated kitchen, dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 631.725.0200 attractions. Owner/builder will buildfor to suit 3000 sf Fri. 8/26, Sat. 8/27 and Sun. 8/28 • 1-4PM • (Call appt.) Sat. &lot. Sun. 8/28 • 12-2PM waterfront Mesmerizing sunset views. your Sat. 8/27 • 10:30AM-12PM Sat. 8/27 11AM-12PM Flr8/27 to ceiling wainscoting entry foyer, 2 car Build garage, Paradise and• this 4 bedroom home is one of the few 5br custom high-end home. Web# H0344768. bath, full basement, detached garage, 0.26 acres. 5AtSylvie Lane • $1,500,000 • Private, builder’s flat on 10 Kate Court • $1,995,000 • Furnished 4500 sq.ft. 92 Northwest Landing Road • $1,400,000 • the dream house with room for pool, tennis court and guest 18x44 ft. gunite pool, huge eat-in custom kitchen; s/s that exist there. It is newly renovated with beautiful SouThAMpToN Mosel Katzter hAMpToN 631.537.4203 BAyS 8 Club Drive, Shinnecock Hillsbuilt • $549,000 • Newly Deep water dock was in 2001. Exclusive. shy .5 acre located within917.865.2943, a 3 mile distance to East 5 bedrms, 5.5 marble bths,on 1.4FDR, Acres, cul-de-sac. end of a very special road isina the sanctuary is to appliances, graniteSylvia counters, full basement,2 house. Web#H1818. Dorfberger 631.288.6244 details from a steam shower masterthat bath a EAST hAMpToN renovated 4br, 3bth ranchRichard on a high Kudlak lot features LR with Web#H0152396. 631.725.0200, Flr to ceiling wainscoting entry foyer, 2 car garage, Paradise and this 4 bedroom home is one ofHampton the few Village’s shops, restaurants, and cultural Sat. 8/27 • 10:30AM-12PM Master suites. Professionally landscaped. sauna outside in its own Web#H45995. Lori Barbaria 8/28 • 12-2PMwill build to suit 3000 sf fpl., large kitchen and dining area and room for pool. 18x44 ft. gunite pool, huge eat-in custom kitchen; s/s that exist there. It is newly renovated with beautiful Linda Casinover 631.725.0200 attractions.Sun. Owner/builder hAMpToN BAyS 8 Club Drive, Shinnecock Hills • $549,000 • Newly Web#H0157052. Mariko Pichardo 516.702.5649, lbarbaria@elliman.com 8/27 & Sun. 8/28 • 12-2PM 10 Last Lane • $3,100,000 • Well kept, open concept, Sat. Sat. 8/27 • 11AM-12PM Web#H38109. 631.204.2726 appliances, granite counters, FDR, full basement,2 details from a steam shower in the master 5br bathcustom to a high-end home. Web# H0344768. renovated 4br, 3bthMichael ranch onNappa a high lot features LR with neat &8/28 up-to-date. Spacious rooms in private location10Master Kate Court • $1,995,000 • Furnished 4500 sq.ft.fpl., large kitchen and diningSouThAMpToN 92 Northwest Landingsauna Roadoutside • $1,400,000 • At the suites. Professionally landscaped. in its own Web#H45995. LoriMosel Barbaria Sun. • 12-2PM area and room for pool. Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.4203 Sat. 8/275.5 & Sun. 8/28bths,on • 12-3PM1.4 Acres, cul-de-sac. 8/27 on road. Hydronic heated floors, 9 ft.concept, ceilings 5 bedrms, Web#H0157052. Mariko Pichardo Sat. 8/27 Michael • 12:30-2PM 516.702.5649, lbarbaria@elliman.com marble end of a very specialSat. road is•a10:30AM-12PM sanctuary that is 10 private Last Lane • $3,100,000 • Well kept, open Web#H38109. Nappa 631.204.2726 18 ceiling and 31 Jessups Landing East • $1,160,000 and Sandra Road • $660,000 Located &neat 8 ft.&doors. GuniteSpacious pool with granite surround. 49 Culver Hill Street • $645,000 • Ideal for up-to-date. rooms in private location Flr to wainscoting entry foyer, 2 car garage, Paradise and this 420 bedroom home is one of•the few on a quiet, Sat. 8/27 • 10:30AM-12PM $1,225,000 Beautiful new model home ready to Sat. 8/27 & Sun. 8/28 • 12-3PM East Hampton restaurants and Sat. lane 8/27 near • 10:30AM-12PM private road. Hydronic heated floors, 9 Maid’s ft. ceilings 18x44 2on balconies. Accessory apt. on property. 8/27 • 12:30-2PMOFFICES and POSSIBLE ft. gunite• pool, huge eat-in custom kitchen; Sat. s/s PROFESSIONAL that exist there. It issleepy newly renovated with beautiful hAMpToN BAyS 8 Club Drive, Shinnecock Hills • $549,000 • Newly 18occupy and 31for Jessups Landing East • $1,160,000 and 20 Sandra $660,000 • Located on a quiet, summer 2011. All custom built, gourmet beaches, this Road lovely• three-bedroom two-bath home & 8 ft. doors. Gunite poolBryan with granite surround. 49 Culver Hill Street • $645,000 • Ideal shingle for quarters. Web#H12646. Whalen 631.723.4329,appliances, RESIDENTIAL USE. Free standing, style, granite counters, FDR, full basement,2 details from a steam shower in the master bath to a renovated 4br, 3bth ranch on a high lot features LR with $1,225,000 • Beautiful new model home ready to sleepy lane near East Hampton restaurants and 2 balconies. Accessory apt. on property. Maid’s kitchen with granite counter tops, stainless steel PROFESSIONAL OFFICES and POSSIBLE has everything for the discerning Hamptonite at an Anita Whalen 631.723.4329 newly renovated and ready for occupancy. Situated Master suites. Professionally landscaped. sauna outside in itsaffordable own Web#H45995. Lori Barbaria occupy for summer 2011. All custom built, gourmet Sun. 8/28 • 12-2PM beaches, this lovely three-bedroom two-bath home fpl., large kitchen and dining area and room for pool. quarters. Web#H12646. Bryan Whalen 631.723.4329, RESIDENTIAL USE. Free standing, shingle style, appliances,large open living room with fireplace. price. The most private sanctuary, yet a on the border of the Estate Section and the Village of Web#H0157052. Mariko Pichardo kitchen with granite counter tops, stainless steel has everything for the discerning Hamptonite an Lane 516.702.5649, lbarbaria@elliman.com Anita Whalen 631.723.4329 10 at Last • $3,100,000 • Well kept, open concept, newly renovated and readyMichael for occupancy. Situated Web#H38109. Nappa 631.204.2726 Web#H51634. Jon Holderer 917.848.7624, perfect home for summer entertaining. Web#H18310. Southampton Business District. Web#H9063. Michael Fri. 8/26 • 11AM-12:30PM appliances,large open living room with fireplace. affordable price. The most private sanctuary, yet & a up-to-date. on the border of the Estate Section and the Village of neat Spacious rooms in private location Kent Rydberg 631.833.5242 Jordan Daniel 631.329.9400 Nappa 631.204.2726 154 West Montauk Highway, #5 • $1,650/month FOR Web#H51634. Jon Holderer 917.848.7624, perfect home for summer entertaining. Web#H18310. Southampton Business District. Web#H9063. Michael Sat. 8/27 & Sun. 8/28 • 12-3PM Fri. 8/26 • 11AM-12:30PM Sat. 8/27 • 10:30AM-12PM on private road. Hydronic heated floors, 9 ft.SPACE, ceilings Sat. 8/27 • 12:30-2PM Rydberg 631.833.5242 LEASE - clean, air conditioned OFFICE 850sf, Jordan Daniel 631.329.9400 Nappa 631.204.2726 154 West Montauk Highway, #5 • $1,650/month FORin 18Kent and Jessups Landing East • $1,160,000 and 20 Sandra Road • $660,000 Located on a quiet, SouThold Sun.31 • 8/28 • 1:45-3PM. & 8 ft. doors. Gunite pool with granite surround. Sat. 8/27 ••3-4:30PM 49 Culver Hill Street • $645,000 • Ideal for one-story building in small shopping center with adjacent LEASE - clean, air conditioned OFFICE SPACE, 850sf, in $1,225,000 • Beautiful new model home ready to sleepy lane near East Hampton restaurants 5 Bay Avenue • $359,000 • An absolutely charming 20 Cosdrew • $639,000and • This mint condition 2 balconies.parking Accessory apt. on property. Maid’s PROFESSIONAL OFFICES and POSSIBLE SouThold Sun. • 8/28 • 1:45-3PM. 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Fri. 8/26 -Road Sun.•8/28 • 1-4PM••Rare (Callopportunity for appt.) 57585 Mainnewly $1,295,000 to acquire Situated Victorian cottage in road. the heart of tops, East Quogue bay access down the A great summer orwith year-round renovated 1-story Ranch with 3brs and 2bths, kitchen with granite counter stainless steel is located three miles from house, bothatthe villages of East has everything for the discerning Hamptonite an Anita Whalen 631.723.4329 renovated and ready for occupancy. Web#H9039. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 • $1,295,000 • Rare opportunity tohorse acquire access road. A living great summer or year-round beautiful, sud-dividable, gentlemen’s farm is located miles from East homedown filledthe with charm. Web#H19705. Hampton andthree Sag sanctuary, Harbor. Theboth light-filled openoffloor appliances,large open room with fireplace. MainaRoad affordable price. The most private yet the a villages onsud-dividable, the border of the Estate Section and the Village of a beautiful, gentlemen’s farm home filled with charm. Web#H19705. Hampton and Sag Harbor. The light-filled open floor on 8.2acres with 3500sq ft of livinghorse space, three-car Constance Porto 631.723.4324 plan living/dining room with cathedral Web#H35801. Web#H51634. Jon Holderer 917.848.7624, perfect home for summer entertaining. Web#H18310. Southampton Business District. Web#H9063. Michael on 8.2acres ft of living space, three-car Fri. 8/26 • 11AM-12:30PM Constance Porto 631.723.4324 plan living/dining room with cathedral Web#H35801. garage,with barn3500sq stables, 2 bedroom cottage and studio. Josiane Fleming 631.267.7383 Kent Rydberg 631.833.5242 Jordan Daniel 631.329.9400 Nappa 631.204.2726 garage, barn stables, 2 bedroom cottage and studio. Josiane Fleming 631.267.7383 154 West Montauk Highway, #5 • $1,650/month FOR Near vineyards, golf and marinas. Additional 8 acres Near vineyards, golf and marinas. Additional 8 acres LEASE - clean, air conditioned OFFICE SPACE, 850sf, in adjacent also available. Web#H26808. adjacent also available. Web#H26808. SouThold Sun. • 8/28 • 1:45-3PM. Sat. 8/27 • 3-4:30PM one-story building in small shopping center with adjacent Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943 Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943

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By Dan Rattiner My youngest son Gabriel was out visiting us last weekend. He’s a musician based in Brooklyn with his own band. Sometimes he comes home and we are happy to have him. But on Friday morning, I thought I’d warn him. “The Germans will be here at the house Saturday,” I told him. “And then the French on Sunday.” He raised an eyebrow. “I just wanted to let you know. It’s going to be a busy, busy day. This is what the Hamptons have come to.” I told him a little more about it. Three months ago, a German TV producer by the name of Philipp Engel from the German TV network

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West End Road A 32-Year-Fight to Keep Property Owner Out By Dan Rattiner The roads that lead around Georgica Pond are the most exclusive in the Hamptons. There are several of them along this stretch, but the most exclusive of all is West End Road. West End Road, called that because it is on the west side of the pond, is a private affair that leads off from Apaquogue Road out about a mile to the end of a continuously narrowing peninsula. The Atlantic Ocean is on one side. Georgica Pond is the other. Harry Macklowe lives along there, so does Kelly Klein, Courtney Ross and Steven Spielberg. As for the road itself, at one point it is only one lane wide, which is to say that when cars meet up on it, one of them has to move off to the side. To make it even more impenetrable, there are speed bumps along part of the road. And the road, if you can call it that, is private, owned to the centerline by the

folks on the ocean on one side and by the folks on the pond on the other. But not so fast. There is a dirty little secret about West End Road. In 1979, the Keck family, who owned property on both sides of the road so their land went from ocean to bay, began to make plans about the future of the property. Local clammers and Bonackers had been coming down there in trucks for generations to get to the shore there—the Dongan Patent of 1686 gives them the right to fish from the shore—and they had, with the Keck’s permission, crossed their property to get to it. The Kecks wondered what would happen to the access to the pond and ocean they happily gave to the locals? New owners might not continue that access. And so, in March of 1979, the Kecks sold a

50-foot-wide strip of their property that went about 400 yards, the full length from bay to ocean crossing the road to the Village of East Hampton for $20,000. It was a gift, really. And with it, the Bonackers in the Village could continue to drive out West End Road and then turn off onto the right of way to fish, clam and otherwise enjoy their beach access to the sea and pond. The village put a track through the strip. And at the pond end of it, which was just about 50 yards in from the road, they built a small parking lot. Within six months of doing this, Douglas E. Dayton, who was the mayor at that time, found he had run into a hornet’s nest. The other rich residents along West End Road were horrified. The Bonackers? On West End Road? Actually, it was more than the Bonackers. (continued on page 28)

COMMUNING WITH NATURE AT DAWN By Dan Rattiner Just before dawn last Thursday, I drove down to the beach in East Hampton to watch the sunrise and write a story for this newspaper. I set up a chair facing the ocean out near the jetties west of Main Beach, opened my laptop and began to type. After a while, the sun peeked over the horizon. Its rays bounced a shimmering display of gold off the calm seas. I

took a picture of it. After a while, I noticed huge numbers of little fluttery birds swooping about over me. They were the piping plovers, up from their protected nests at the back of the beach and hungry, looking to find something to eat. I’ve seen them do this before. What they were after were flies, nothing for me to worry about. They wake up first, the black flies wake up a

bit later and get up into the air themselves to look for things to eat. It’s a field day up there, the plovers eating the flies. But it’s not my affair, I’m just down there typing away, on this particular day about a dead-end road in Noyac where people want to prevent outsiders from parking.

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highly dramatic fashion. And when it was all over, the writer’s enjoyed a 16 to 13 victory over the artists in front of a crowd of about 1,000 people, making up for last year’s loss. Revenge is so sweet. The first inning was what broke the soul of the artists, up against pitcher Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, with over five runs scored against her in the first inning. At one point, the score was 8 to 0 writers, and at no point did we lose that lead, although it did get pretty close.

The artists, with their batting might and under Leif Hope’s leadership, pounced back, driving in runs and nearly taking the lead in the eighth inning when they were behind by just one run. At shortstop for the writers was David Baer, who was practically unstoppable in his position. His key defensive plays were a huge advantage for the writers, who largely produced a lot of ground balls from their lineup. However, their big hitters such as artist Billy Strong was (continued on page 42)

EXCERPTS FROM AN UMPIRE’S JOURNAL By Dan Rattiner I have for each of the last 25 years been the starting umpire behind the pitcher’s mound at the Artists and Writers Softball Game. The first game was played in the front yard of the home of artist Wilfrid Zogbaum in 1948, for friends of his who included painters Jackson Pollock and Willem De Kooning, and it has gone from there. Over the years the Artists have won about half the time and the Writers half the time. Last year, the Artists won. This year, the Writers would be seeking revenge. A nice crowd assembled. And it began. In the top of the first, standing behind pitcher Benito Vila, who has often pitched for that team, I watched as the Artists went down one to three. In the bottom of the first, a beautiful woman

I had not seen before came to pitch for the Writers. She was Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, a star of “The Real Housewives of New York City” on Bravo Channel. We introduced ourselves. She threw a few warm-ups and I thought she was pretty good. Then someone ran out to the mound and asked if the Countess would be allowed to pitch about six feet forward of the regular pitcher’s mound and I thought that would be okay. I looked around. Others thought it was okay. Her first pitch was a strike. As she is tall, graceful and leggy—a former model—I had to look around her to call it. “You seem to have pitched before,” I said. “I have,” she said. “But it was a long time ago, in high school, and I haven’t pitched much

since.” That was the last good thing that happened to her in the game. On her next pitch, the Writers’ leadoff batter Mike Lupica smashed a single to left. After that, one after another— David Baer, Jan DiPeitro, Richard Weise and Mike Pellman, the Writers—these are pretty good ball players all—hit her this way and that, and as the score was now 5 to 0 without her getting a single out, she seemed a little discouraged. I should mention Pellman’s blast had been a home run. “I think you’re pitching fine,” I told her as she came back to the mound. But at that moment, the Artists’ coach Leif Hope called her over and told her she had to (continued on page 34)

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It was anybody who was a taxpayer of East Hampton Village. All of those people now had the right to go out West End Road to the place where the Village owns the land from bay to ocean, including, since the property is owned to the white line in the center of West End Road, those 50 feet of it. Six of these wealthy residents informed the Mayor and his Board at that time that they would file suit if the Mayor did not stop the public use of West End Road amidst their property. Two weeks later, the Village Board ordered the Department of Public Works to put a sand berm along that 50 feet on the pond side of West End Road to close off the parking area. There was nothing to suggest a linkage of these two events, but later, after leaving office, Mayor Dayton said that at the time, the property owners had muscled the board. “It always boils down to how much guts a board has, and boards are not known for their guts,” he said at the time. In any case, the access to the site was now, in practice, closed down to villagers. You could go in there, and maybe drop something off, but then how did you get back out? With the berm there, you not only couldn’t park there, you couldn’t go in and do a u-turn. The other properties were no place to turn around. And on the road itself it was almost impossible. And that seemed to be the end of it. In 2004, however, descendants of the Keck family, many of whom were now living in California, re-entered the picture. There was a codicil to this sale to the Village back in 1979.

If the 50-foot parcel was ever not used as it was intended, the sale could be considered null and void and the land be returned to the seller. They wanted the land back. If they got it back, they believed they could make the access for the Bonackers happen. Meetings were held between the Kecks and now Mayor Paul Rickenbach Jr. that year. And in the end, a compromise was reached. The parcel would be retained by the Village for the fishermen, but the berm would remain. In addition, the Mayor ordered the path, which had long since overgrown, re-opened. And a bench with a plaque on it honoring the Kecks’ gift was put where this path ends in a ladder over the ocean dune beach. You can walk to it from Georgica Beach if you have a beach sticker to park there and from there you can walk three quarters of a mile to the bench and ladder thence to the path. You can also walk down West End Road and turn in to the property by the Pond. A few hardy souls would try to make it down to “their” property along the beach or along West End Road in a car or truck to the land the village owns. When they got there, since they really can’t pull over and hug against the side of that old berm built 30 years ago, they would come down and park anywhere along the road they could find a pull off, and then walk to the beach. They were on private property, since the property owners own to the white line. But the police do not go in there on patrol unless called about a parked car blocking the road, according to Chief Gerard Larsen, who I spoke to Saturday.

What’s a rich billionaire to do? Sometime in May, trucks came down West End Road carrying enormous boulders of the sort you might see piled up to make a jetty. The boulders were dropped shoulder to shoulder along both sides of the road from the gated entrance to West End Road. Of course, no boulders could be built blocking the Village’s parcel, but then it really doesn’t matter. The berm is there. Larry Cantwell, the Village Manager, says that there is no intention to remove the berm. “Parking there just doesn’t work,” he told me. “We could clear it and do it, but the residents there just don’t want it, and the fact is, it would take years to get approval to do this because now all of this is in a protected area.” So how CAN you get there if you are a village resident? Well, you can get dropped off at Apaguogue Road where West End Road begins, and walk the half-mile down West End Road to the property. (Parking is not permitted on Apaquogue.) Or you can walk in from the ladder three quarters of a mile from Georgica Beach, or you can walk three quarters of a mile from Wainscott Beach when the cut is closed, or you can sail or row into the pond and pull your boat up on that 50-foot stretch, also when the cut is open and the tide is right. Or maybe it’s just best to know somebody and get invited. As for Bonackers, it’s doubtful with real estate being the price it is, that any still live in the Village. It was nice of the Kecks. But this is just the way it’s worked out.

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FEDS trespass PRIVATE PROPERTY, TAKE Clams By Elise D’Haene Kelly Lester and her family (descendents of the Posey Lester clan) have a self-serve clam, crab, fish and oyster stand on Abraham’s Path between the Youth Park and Montauk Highway in Amagansett. It’s been there for years and this past winter, scallops were the hot ticket. “The Lesters have scallops” was all one needed to hear. In fact, a group of my friends set up a schedule one Friday, where we made pit stops at the Lesters hourly hoping to catch them when they returned with their scallop bounty. Hope was what I felt each time I turned down the gravel driveway to see if the sign (“Out scalloping, back later”) was up or down. No sign meant (unless they ran out) there were scallops to be had. You paid for what you bought in a container set up. It was on the honor system. So what did the State Department of Environmental Conservation (D.E.C.) officers have in mind on one Friday this summer, July 8, when they went onto Kelly Lester’s front lawn when no one was home and confiscated fish, including, according to Kelly Lester, the family’s dinner? At the time, they charged Kelly Lester with allegedly selling shellfish to the public without a permit, a misdemeanor. Over the next 10 days, DEC officials are reported to have boarded the boat owned by Paul Lester (Kelly’s brother) three times. He was charged with a violation for the possession of untagged fluke and going over the fluke limit. The officers who confiscated the fish, reportedly took it to Stuart Vorphal’s fish market and sold it there. Vorphal was in court on Thursday in support of the Lesters. The Lesters, like many fishermen, stand by their right to fish “without lett or hindrance,” a right granted by the Dongan Patent of 1686, a royal writ. As reported in this paper two weeks ago, “Vorpahl, an East Hampton Bonacker, has been carrying aboard his fishing boat a copy of the Patent, tacked up in his wheelhouse next to all the gauges. He’d received many summonses from the Coast Guard and others for failure to have the proper paperwork even after pointing out the patent, and he’s many times gone to court, his actions defended by the East Hampton Town Trustees. He retired from fishing two years ago. And he sold his boat— largely because of the State’s harassment. Now he works repairing boats in their slips and in his garage.” At their arraignment of Thursday, August 18, Paul Lester pleaded not guilty of the over limit and untagged fluke charges. And his sister Kelly pleaded not guilty of illegally selling fish to the public without a permit. Her misdemeanor was reduced to a violation. Vorphal and over a dozen supporters were in court on Thursday in support of the Lesters. Daniel Rodgers, the Lesters’ attorney, said that the DEC officers “entered the property illegally and confiscated fish that were being prepared for their dinner that night and sold it.” Rodgers said that he envisions the possibility that this “will be a test case” for the Dongan Patent, and could possibly be a “historic case” that could go all the way to the United States Supreme Court.

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In an interview outside the courtroom, Rodgers said the DEC “has simply gone to far.” At the end of today’s proceedings, according to Rodgers, “Both Paul and Kelly were charged with code violations, not crimes. We think that’s a positive step in the right direction.” The brother and sister are vowing to fight these charges. They say they want to continue to fish as their family has done for centuries. As an endnote, last weekend on my way to Maidstone Beach, I saw a boy on the side of the road, right off Three Mile Harbor. He had a wooden wagon with a large cooler inside. His dog was keeping him company. The boy held up a sign whenever a car passed: “Clams for Sale.” Someone better call the DEC.

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I wrote for about an hour and a half like this. The usual walkers were about. Often there would be people jogging with their dogs happily alongside who, curious, would come over to check me out. I’d pat them. They’d give me a lick on the knee. I’d wave to the jogger as he went by. Then the dog would run off after him. I did have, this particular morning, an interesting encounter with a dog. He came prancing by, a sort of daffy looking retriever working a bright red rubber ball in his mouth. It would squeak when he’d bite on it and he trotted happily along with it, his tail waving back and forth in the air like an antenna. Of course, he saw me. He turned slightly to head toward me and when he got to about 10 feet from me, he dropped the ball between his legs.

He wanted me to throw it of course. Usually, I oblige this sort of request, after checking with whoever was jogging along with the dog, but in this case there was no jogger anywhere. Also, I was in the middle of some complicated part of what I was writing and didn’t want to break off. Also, he wasn’t exactly offering it. If I got up and came over to him—I know this drill—he’d very likely pick it up and backtrack another 10 feet with it and set it down again. It would only be when he wanted me to get it that I would get it. I looked around again for a person he might be with. There was none. There are no houses at the back of the beach here. How had he gotten here? Did he own this beach? I went back to my writing.

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And then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw him lean down, pick the ball back up in his teeth and with it squeaking away, trot it right down to the water’s edge. He launched the ball into a wave, watched it head out and then, when he saw it heading farther and farther off, he dove in and splashed after it, getting it finally, and then bringing it back to shore where he again dropped it, this time 20 yards from me, and shook himself dry. He then did it again. Then, after a third time, he ran squeaking away with it down the beach and over and across the jetty. Never saw him again. I left the beach around 8 a.m. and went off to my office where I spent the next eight hours dealing with phone calls, talking to people, going to meetings and otherwise conducting business. And then, in the evening, just before sunset, I drove back down to this very same beach to sit in my chair, catch up on my e-mail, write some more if there were time before dark and once again observe everything. With just 15 minutes gone by doing my e-mail, I realized I was in trouble. There were several black flies buzzing around my legs. Where had they come from? Then one bit me on the ankle. It really hurt. I slapped at him, shooed him away, and then went after the other ones, waving my arms. I wanted to get back to my laptop. But now they had come back with—it seemed—a whole team of them. Where were the plovers? I needed plovers! Nowhere, that’s what. They were up in the dunes, lying in their nests, sated with their earlier meal, patting their bellies, that’s what. They had eaten the parents of this bunch of flies, I thought. But now the kids were born. I’d have to do something about this. I reached into my computer bag and fished around. I’d get them. Next to the suntan lotion, I found the spray can of Off! I carry. I whipped it out and sprayed some of it directly at the four flies buzzing in front of me, aiming at the eyes, then sprayed it on my legs and pants. That would be the end of them. But it wasn’t. They flew off, it’s true, and I had gone back to my e-mail when, all of a sudden, they were back, with still more friends. Now I was getting bitten not only on my legs but all over. They loved the Off!!! They couldn’t get enough of it, and enough of me. I was the bread, the Off! was the peanut butter. I’M OUTTA HERE! Driving back down Ocean Avenue, alternately closing the windows to let the air conditioning blast at them, and then opening all the windows to let the rest of the black flies flee—they had, of course, attacked my car—I thought how wonderful Mother Nature is in the Hamptons and how the bigger creatures eat the littler creatures and the littler creatures when they get the chance eat parts of even the bigger creatures and so it goes. We live in such a wonderful part of the world.

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Library off Route 114 and Main Street. There was one seat left. The lightweight minibus/ golf cart-style vehicle goes around 26 miles per hour. I clipped on my seat belt and off we went. I enjoyed the unique feeling of being whisked down Ocean Avenue on the way to the beach,

feeling relaxed and enjoying the summer breeze through the open windows. Chad, a young 20-ish professional from New York City was sitting next to me and was spending his first day ever in East Hampton. He had come out by train and was going to the beach to hook up with friends who were saving a spot for him at Main Beach. When we arrived at the beach everyone jumped out with their beach bags, and I had the feeling I was in a place like St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands. Before I could ask White a few more questions, the minibus was filled with passengers to go back to the village. Two young ladies wanted to go to the historic section and were planning on going back to the beach while the other two passengers were heading to long-term parking to fetch their cars for their drive back to the city.Â The official stops going from Main Beach to the village and back are The Palm Restaurant/ Hunting Inn, East Hampton Middle School; the East Hampton train station, the Y.M.C.A.East Hampton RECenter, Gingerbread Parking long-term parking lot, Herrick Park, Park (continued on page 50)

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I made a bad call in the top of the ninth or at least it was a call everybody in the entire place thought I had wrong. And I will get to that. I did stick to my guns about it though. Greg Bello led a comeback in the top of the fourth for the Artists by hitting a double that drove in two runs. That made the game 8 to 5. “Well folks,” Juliette said, “it looks like its finally going to be a ball game.” And she was right about that. In the top of the eighth inning, a huge rally by the Artists featuring a towering home run by artist Eddie McCarthy brought them to within one run of the Writers. They were now behind only by 11 to 10. Here are highlights I enjoyed from behind the mound and on the first baseline. In the sixth inning from my position along the foul line on first base, announcer James Lipton issued a warning from behind the backstop that everybody be careful because Richard Weise, the President of the Explorer’s Club, was a powerful left-handed hitter who often hit line-drive fouls down the first baseline. People moved back. I felt very much alone. Weise didn’t hit anything foul for the first three pitches, and the fourth pitch—this is a slow pitch game where the ball is lobbed in—he was hit on the arm. “Take your base,” Judge Lowe said from behind the mound. But Weise said he didn’t want to. He was fine. So everyone agreed it was just an “accident” and Sopiak pitched the next pitch, a ball, and then lobbed the next ball in which hit Weise again on the arm. Another “accident” Sax ruled. So he was still up. Weise never did hit anything hard down the first-base line though. Whew! From behind the mound just as I had called “Play Ball” for the beginning of the the top of the eighth, an infielder for the artists called to me and asked for time out. He pointed to right field. Out there, Artist Alec Baldwin had turned his back on the field to talk over the snow fence there with three admirers, one of whom was holding a baby. It was only 10 seconds until he turned around and trotted up a few feet to his position. So then it was time in. He later told me he had been called over by the fan because she said the baby had been named after him. Among those famous playing in this game this year was Jim Leyritz, the New York Yankee who during the World Series against Atlanta in 1996 hit the home run that turned the tide and gave the Yanks their last championship. In an interview after the game, a reporter asked him what it felt like to hit that blast. “I just got a single here,” he said. “Same thing.” And still another incident during this game was the collapse of an inflatable 12-foot-high Snapple bottle, which was attached to the snow fence in centerfield. I think it had something to do with “hit the Snapple bottle” and win a prize. There were lots of sponsors for this game. Anyway, it wiggled down to the ground all of a sudden. Later, the Snapple people inflated it back up as we approached the grand finale of the game. So here was the big mistake I apparently made. It was in the top of the ninth inning with two out and the Artists up. They had pulled to within one run in the top of the eighth with a (continued on page 42)

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photographs to show. I opened one of the issues of Dan’s Papers from 1976 and showed her the article about Steven Spielberg coming to the Hamptons. Before that, I told Anais, we had movie stars and talented writers and artists, but their homes were secluded in the woods and everybody left them alone. After 1976, it was all about see and be seen. “I think a celebrity gas kind of wafted into the Hamptons after he arrived here,” I told them. “Hey look at who I see?” After that we had limos and red carpets and paparazzi and all of Hollywood came here. Afterwards, Anais and her crew went off to film inside a wealthy man’s house on the ocean. I am writing this on Monday, the day after

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Gilt City Chased From East Hampton, Goes West By Dan Koontz First people raised a fuss about them in East Hampton. “It’s not acceptable,” cried Deputy Mayor Barbara Borsack. Dejectedly, they moved on. “We’ve been vindicated,” exulted East Hampton Mayor Rickenbach. They sought refuge in Southampton. Southampton Town’s citizenry, sharpening pitchforks, shouted for an injunction from the highest court. But at the high court, where cooler heads prevail, the injunction was denied. And so the residents of Southampton have been forced, for now, to abide the strangers in their midst. Town Attorney Tiffany Scarlato said about the denied injunction, “it happens” sometimes, but added ominously, “we will continue to monitor them for the rest of the summer.” By now, you have realized that I am telling the story of the Gilt City Hampton House. Gilt City is an online lifestyle retailer that gives members the opportunity to purchase posh goods or eat luxury restaurant meals at a discount. For example, at times you can log onto the Gilt City website and get a $50 credit for $100 worth of expensive Strong Boalt swimwear, or a $79 dinner for two at the Bistro de la Gare on Hudson Street in New York City. Offers come and go quickly, and are dominated by top-shelf items. The Hampton House is Gilt City’s latest

venture out here, running through September 5. At first, Gilt City tried to locate the House in East Hampton, but were chased off by a threatened injunction. They moved it to Southampton Town, and are currently occupying two houses, one on Scuttlehole and the other on Deerfield. The whole affair has caused a stir because the Hampton House promises to draw hordes of people to residential neighborhoods for a non-stop series of events. Why would these hordes come? Because they have paid hundreds of dollars per event (or $1,500 for an all access pass), giving them access to REAL HAMPTONS CELEBRITIES.

Here is just a sampling of the events taking place: A yogathon with hip-hop producer Russell Simmons, surfing with chef Katie Lee (Billy Joel’s ex) plus a picnic from Mexicue, sushi poolside party from Nobu, Godiva chocolate lounge, and various dinners with celebrity chefs from all over. Before rolling our eyes or dismissing this as more evidence of the coming apocalypse, let’s try to be understanding. So many people visit the Hamptons, clogging the roads and trolling the sidewalks in the hope of catching a glimpse of some celebrity. They spend a lot of money, but, like any tourist, they really don’t have anywhere to go. Most of the time, they walk around aimlessly for awhile and then leave, not having seen anyone they recognize and with no story to tell. It’s hard not to see this as a waste of money and precious fuel. The Gilt City Hampton House solves this problem. Now the celebrity-mad can buy their ticket and go to the Hampton House, and sure enough, they will encounter a celebrity. (Maybe just a celebrity chef, but so many of them are on TV now, so they’ll do.) The placement of the Hampton House in a residential neighborhood means that the celebrity-chaser’s cars will be kept away from our Main Streets. So, while we may not approve of the motivation, we can agree that it’s much more efficient. And at the risk of incurring the wrath of the Southampton Town Board, I say we should welcome the Hampton House.

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Who’s Here By Judy Spencer Klinghoffer He’s the man who gave us the Bloomin’ Onion, Outback Steakhouse’s irresistible appetizer, but Water Mill resident Tim Gannon is more than just a guy who knows his way around a root vegetable—he is a man with a mission. Through Kettle Comfort, a non-profit Gannon will be launching initially in western Palm Beach County, he is planning to “end hunger in Palm Beach County and around this great country of ours.” That’s a tall order, but Gannon is at once an optimist and a realist. It is a combination that has taken him from penniless at 40 to his current position as a successful entrepreneur and an avid polo player with five U.S. Open wins under his belt. He may be a self-confessed “food guy” but the Ft. Lauderdale native graduated Florida State University with a degree in art history. “Three of my undergrad years were spent in Florence, studying the Renaissance,” and discovering good cooking, explains Gannon. Gannon admits that great food wasn’t a given growing up. Mom’s home cooking tended to be efficient by necessity. “She raised a family of six by herself—she didn’t have the time and luxury of making roux.” In Italy, the world of food opened up for Gannon. One of his professors, a man who had headed renovations in Florence following the flood of ’66, helped the 19-year-old Gannon land a job as a tour guide at the Uffizi, and life was looking good. “It was a great job,” Gannon remembers, but after returning to the States, he realized he had a skill set that wasn’t much in demand. “I tried to tell people I could date any Renaissance painting—not a needed skill!” He decided to head out to Aspen. Fluent in French, Gannon got a job at the Aspen Institute with chef Michelle Poumay. “It was like signing up for cooking school. Just him and me in a restaurant cooking 60 dinners a night.” And what started out as a “college ski bum job” was turning into a lifelong passion and the beginning of a career path. “I had an art history degree and cooking skills,” Gannon says. “Someone said, ‘you are perfect for restaurant management.’” So Gannon went to work for Steak and Ale, a chain of casual dining restaurants. Founder Norman Brinker was “the godfather of casual dining” and a genius at collecting young, ambitious talent and giving them a chance to go as far as they wanted to go. Brinker was also a polo player. “What drove Norman to become successful in the restaurant biz was to play polo,” Gannon laughs. Gannon also had an interest in polo. A high school friend had introduced him to the sport at his father’s ranch in El Paso and

be a very good idea. When Gannon created that famous Bloomin’ Onion, inspired in part from a decorative vegetable-cutting technique from a Japanese cookbook coupled with New Orleans spices, he knew he was on his way to the polo fields. In 1991, the Outback went public, and Gannon started playing polo. He was 42. By age 50, he had won five U.S. Opens, riding to his first victory on the saddle he had once sold out of financial necessity. “When success comes late in life, you really appreciate it, and you never forget your roots.” Gannon says about his inspiration for Kettle Comfort. The name refers to the enormous 200-gallon steel cauldrons that can cook huge amount of foods efficiently and quickly. One batch can feed 2,500 people. Combining kettle technology with chef-inspired recipes from food celebrities like Paul Prudhomme, Daniel Boulud, David Burke and others, Gannon is planning to pilot the program in Western Palm Beach County. “We’re opening Thanksgiving Day with music, great food…and we are going to continue every day.” There is a New York Kettle Comfort facility projected for 2013 and Gannon is eager to see the program expand to serve the entire country. With one in eight families currently depending on food banks just to survive, according to Feeding America, the nation’s leading food bank, Gannon’s Kettle Comfort is launching at a perfect time. Recently, Gannon and his wife Christy hosted a party at their Water Mill home, serving Kettle Comfort recipes like shrimp etouffe, butternut squash soup, and rice and beans to some 75 Hamptons’ movers and shakers. The food, the same that Gannon will be serving to the hungry and homeless of the Florida Everglades, was greeted enthusiastically by Gannon’s guests. “This is a big one for me,” Gannon says of Kettle Comfort. “I’ve had a great adventurous life… at 19 I rode a motorcycle across North Africa. I’ve gone scuba diving with sharks, bullfighting in Spain….But this is more far-reaching in what it’s trying to do.” Judging from the response from his guests, Gannon will have plenty of support for Kettle Comfort. Friends and polo brought Gannon to the East End when he came out in ’95 for the U.S. Open at Bethpage State Park. In the Hamptons, he found everything he loved within easy reach. “I love the quaintness out here, the charms of the small villages, getting to know all of the people. It just makes sense. It’s a place you can come and not have to travel, and be totally happy.”

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Detailing a Historic Air Force One in Seattle By Dan Koontz It’s pretty much inevitable: if something fashionable happened in the early ‘60s, it will be credited to Jackie Kennedy. So stylish, so youthful, so well bred—she gave the dowdy U.S. a makeover and sent it down the runway in a pillbox hat. Jackie called on society decorator Sister Parish to re-do the White House, she got French celebrity chef Jacque Pepin to modernize the menu and brought in Oleg Cassini to be her in-house clothier. People seem to think she had unmatched taste in all things, but I have another theory. You see, the Kennedys were the first Roman Catholics to occupy the White House. It may seem scarcely believable now, but some people really thought that John Kennedy was going to have a hotline to the Pope installed in the Oval Office. The antiCatholic paranoia can’t have stopped there: these same people probably expected shrines to the Virgin to appear on the South Lawn, an Infant Child of Prague in the Oval Office and mackerel for dinner on Friday night. I theorize that Jackie, sensing that the WASP establishment was poised to pounce, hired teams of consultants as an insurance against any lapse. There you have it: the mystique of Camelot was simply a first-strike action against anti-Catholic prejudice. Case closed. All kidding aside, the legacy of Jackie Kennedy’s devotion to appearances lives on in the design of the presidential aircraft, DP_Jeff-John8-23_Layout 1 8/23/11 4:59 PM Page 1

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popularly known as Air Force One. (Air Force One is actually the air-traffic-control sign of ANY plane carrying the president.) In 1962, at Jackie’s suggestion, the exterior design (or livery) of a Boeing 707 was custom designed by the well-known industrial designer Raymond Loewy. He also designed the interior cabin, providing an airborne office and conference room. Prior to this time, presidents had flown in rather non-descript aircraft. Jackie clearly understood that as the U.S. world stature grew it became important that the president project a dignified image in matters large and small. Loewy’s design accomplished this so well that it is still the livery of the presidential

aircraft. The first plane to feature Loewy’s design, SAM 970, was in service from 1959 until 1996. This was the plane that carried the Kennedys to Dallas on that fateful November day in 1963. The famous photograph of Lyndon Johnson being hurriedly sworn in was taken on the grief-stricken return to Washington. Decommissioned, the plane is now housed at the Museum of Flight near Seattle, where it is open for tours. What, you may wonder, does this have to do with the East End? Well, it turns out that the same detailers who keep the Hamptons’ Maseratis and Lamborghinis looking showroom new can do the same for retired presidential jets. Enter detailers Doug Cunningham, of Absolute Shine Auto Spa in Sag Harbor, and Greenport’s Jason Pollack. These two students of detailing guru Renny Doyle were part of a volunteer crew of 35 who recently traveled to Washington to restore the exterior of SAM 970. Like many things that are designed with more attention to style than practicality, Raymond Loewy’s design requires a lot of maintenance to keep it looking good. Most problematic is the exposed aluminum on the underside of the fuselage, which oxidizes and dulls rapidly. (Think of an old Airstream that’s lost its polish and you’ll get the picture) It requires frequent (continued on page 44)

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frequently robbed by the aggressive outfield for the writers, which included Mike Pellman, who hit a thunder cracking homerun. Oh and by the way, this writer, a Writer, got on first base… The game had all of the right moments. An all-out argument broke out on the field that included both teams after a debate over whether or not a homerun should be a groundrule double, and also whether or not the artists were pitching a bit too hard (fast pitch is against the rules in this game). “You can tell him that he has to slow down!” yelled writers’ coach Ken Auletta at umpire Dan Rattiner. “You’re the man, Dan.” The game was going well for me, after all I was on the writers’ roster and enjoy winning,

but in the ninth inning when my Dad made call at home plate of “safe,” when it was clearly an out, I almost had to run out onto the field and tackle him. “Well, it wouldn’t be the artists versus writers game if Dan doesn’t make a call like that,” Lupica joked. But the next play, in a close out at third to end the game, my Dad yelled the magical words of “out!” There was even some Yankee magic on the field, with Jim Leyritz, a former New York Yankee and author of the book Catching Heat, playing in the game for the writers. While standing with the writers he joked, “The competition here is almost the same as it is at Yankee stadium.” Make no mistake about it folks, this is serious softball.

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huge rally, but in the bottom of the eighth the Writers had roared further ahead with five more runs to make it 16 to 10. Now in the top of the ninth, it seemed well beyond the grasp of the Artists to rally back from that. Also at that time, we were all dusty and tired, the weather was very hot and I personally was getting a little dizzy from the hot sun. (This is my excuse.) With two out in the top of the ninth with just one out to end the game, an Artist got tagged as he crossed home plate. Had I called him out, the game would have been over. I called him safe. Everyone went nuts. People ran out onto the field. I had seen him safe. And of course the Writers wanted him safe, so they were agreeing with me although later they told me I really blew that call. Anyway, I stuck to it, and the next batter came up and indeed, that was the last out. So no harm done. Over beers at the Race Lane Restaurant nearby where both teams congregate after the game, Lief announced that almost $75,000 had been raised for charity. Also announced, as the player of the game was David Baer, the shortstop for the Writers who made some of the most dazzling stops and catches anyone had ever seen. And then at the bar, at one point, a woman came over to say that she wanted it noted that the LOSING pitcher for the game was Countess LuAnn de Lesseps. “She is who gets the loss,” this woman said, apparently not a friend of de Lesseps. “She pitched her team behind, and the other team never caught up. She’s the official LOSER.” “I thought she was nice enough,” I said. People talked about Mort Zuckerman not being there. He is a great supporter of the game and is usually a starting pitcher for the Writers. But he had injured his knee. People missed him. In the game program, there is an ad for an upcoming documentary of the game being made by screenwriter Bill Collage. Called The Old Ball Game, it will feature footage and commentary and narration of many of the 63 games held on this sandlot field over the years and will be out in the summer of 2012.

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Who’s Here By Elise D’Haene Jane Krakowski of the wildly popular NBC sitcom “30 Rock” is one sassy, talented woman. For her role in the show, which stars Alec Baldwin, she’s been nominated as Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy series for three years in a row. Krakowski plays Jenna Maroney, a narcissistic, sexually promiscuous, vapid vamp with a sincerity that borders on pathological. Critics are clamoring for her to snag the 2011 Emmy statue in September: “Simply put, she’s the most dynamic supporting actress in comedy today, a fiercely crafted hellcat we haven’t seen the likes of since ‘Roseanne’s’ Aunt Jackie. She makes it look easy. Moronically easy,” said one critic. For those who haven’t been following the show, Krakowski’s character is now dating a gender-dysmorphic bigenitalian pansexualle. “They are in a committed, totally normal relationship,” according to NBC. From her retreat in Southampton, where she and her husband, the fashion designer Robert Godley, spend their summer, she confessed she’s fallen head over heels for another man, Bennett Robert Godley, her first child who was born in April. “We’re all loving being out here,” she said, “but we’re Hamptons reclusive. We stay at home and relax.” She said the shift to motherhood “has been amazing. I’m so in love with him, he’s just a doll. It’s been the most transformative event that’s taken place in my life.” When Krakowsi hasn’t been starring in a hit TV show (she was on “Ally McBeal” for five years) the actor has been hoofing, singing and dominating the Broadway stage in almost every production that she is in. Opposite Antonio Banderas in the 2003 Broadway revival of Nine, Krakowski won Tony, Drama Desk and Outer Critics awards. “Wearing a beaded, flesh-colored mini-dress as if it were her skin, Krakowski conveys infinite desirability and neediness in one breath,” wrote The New York Times. Across the pond, she paired up with Ewan McGregor on the West End in London in a smashing revival of Guys and Dolls in 2005, for which she won the prestigious Olivier Award. Other acclaimed roles on Broadway include Grand Hotel, Company, Once Upon a Mattress and Starlight Express. And, in 2008, Krakowski starred as Lola in New York City Center’s production of Damn Yankees opposite Sean Hayes and Cheyenne Jackson. Krakowski grew up in Parsippany, New Jersey with parents who were more than supportive of her love of music and theater.

Both the CD and her everevolving cabaret act have enabled Krakowski to explore many facets of herself. Her mentor and friend, the incomparable singer Barbara Cook, “taught me that you need to bring more of yourself into the show. She really gave me the confidence to expose myself in the cabaret venue. Now I am definitely letting the audience know a lot more about me.” And who are some of the lady greats that she has drawn inspiration from? Krakowski doesn’t hesitate: Mae West, Ann Margaret, Eartha Kitt and Mitzi Gaynor, to name a few. She lost what she called her “cabaret virginity” when she participated in the Lincoln Center’s American Songbook series. Her band consists of Michael Kosarin on piano, Jay Berliner on guitar, Jay Leonhart on bass and drummer John Redsecker. With Krakowsi, they jokingly refer to themselves as the Lower and Baser Elements, a riff on the naughtier, racier songs Krakowski pays homage to from the 1920s and ‘30s, songs that were banned by the Hollywood’s Production Code—songs that are “lower” and “baser,” fun and rife with sexual metaphor and innuendo. When Lincoln Center set out to produce the American Songbook series, the producers handpicked actors and singers from Broadway to take on the project, hoping to help a new generation of performers develop in the cabaret genre. “To be honest with you,” Krakowski said, “when I was first asked to do the American Songbook series, I was driven by fear. They were so supportive, willing to help you select songs and to discover what it was you wanted to say. I’m so thankful to them for getting me over that hump.” Krakowski said that of all the challenges she has taken on from stage to film to her television roles, “there is nothing harder than cabaret. You’re just you. You can’t be anybody but you in that intimate setting. Now I embrace it, but there is nothing harder.” And, she said, there is nothing more exhilarating. Her goal is to provide her audience with a night of fun. And she will do just that on Saturday, September 3, at 8:30 p.m. when Krakowski will take the short drive from her home in Southampton to perform at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. “I can’t wait,” she said, “I love the space. It’s my first jump back into work since having Bennett.” In addition to sass and vamp, Krakowski will

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“We are all loving being out here, but we’re Hamptons reclusive. We stay at home and relax.” In fact, her mom, Barbara Krajkowski (Jane dropped the ‘j”) is the artistic director for the Women’s Theatre Company in Parsippany, which bills itself as “A Little Off-Broadway Right Here In Morris County.” When Jane was growing up, she would always tag along with her mom and dad (a chemical engineer), and hang out at the theater, immersed in the ins and outs of the acting world. She attended the Professional Children’s School in New York City and landed her first role in the soap opera “Search for Tomorrow” when she was 16. Critics often describe Krakowski as “saucy,” not only for her turns on Broadway and on “30 Rock,” but also her cabaret performances and recently released CD The Laziest Gal in Town, recorded live at Feinstein’s at Loews Regency.

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HAMPTON BAYS

By Dan Rattiner Week of August 26 – September 1, 2011 Riders this week: 14,722 Rider miles this week: 152,846 DOWN IN THE TUBE Countess LuAnn du Lesseps, in a fresh baseball uniform, was seen emerging from the subway platform in East Hampton to participate in the annual Artists and Writers Game on Saturday afternoon. The Countess, a former model, is a major “Real Housewife of New York City” on the Bravo Channel and she pitched for the Artists. HORSES THIS WAY AND THAT Every year in the second to last week in August, Hampton Subway becomes the route taken by the polo horses at the end of the Bridgehampton Polo series as they are taken back to Argentina west along the underground tracks, trotting along to the waiting planes in Westhampton at the airport above, and to the thoroughbred jumpers trotting the other way along the tracks from Westhampton to the Hampton Classic Horse Show in Bridgehampton, who take the same route, only in the other direction, as they arrive at the platform in Westhampton and trot east to Bridgehampton for the beginning of that week-long event. This is done during the hours of 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. when the Subway is not

in service. Last year there was a problem, as many people know. The horses passed one another underground going in opposite directions between Hampton Bays and Shinnecock and some got mixed up with one another and so some thoroughbreds, fresh and eager for the jumping event, went down to Argentina while a few polo ponies, exhausted from their prior polo endeavors, wound up trying to jump the fences at the Hampton Classic. There was also a problem sorting out the horse poop. The men walking behind picking up after the horses met up in Shinnecock as the horses did, and then nobody knew who did what and that was a problem. This year, all this is being avoided. The polo ponies left yesterday night and the thoroughbreds come down the tracks tomorrow. Each crew cleans up what their horses left so that is that. SUBWAY DELAY The Hampton Subway was shut down for 20 minutes after the 5.9 earthquake, centered in Virginia, which also shook the Hamptons on Tuesday at 2:04 p.m. Engineers toured the subway tunnels looking for damage but only found that a five-inch bump between Quogue and Quiogue had been fixed by the shake.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY This week we celebrate the birthday of Carolyn Evergreen White, the stalwart office manager in our Hampton Bays office who on Sunday turns uh, we won’t tell you. Happy Birthday Carolyn. HAMPTON SUBWAY BEATS LIRR The Hampton Subway Women’s Bowling Team beat the Long Island Railroad Bowling Team in a close competition last Wednesday night at the popular East Hampton Bowl on the Montauk Highway. The final score, in head to head competition, was Subway 8, Railroad 7 . This is the third year in a row the Subway has beaten the railroad at this annual event. Both teams practice by rolling bowling balls down straightaways of their respective tracks when no trains are coming. The trophy stays on the shelf in our Hampton Bays head office. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE I am spending the last week in August here at the El Presidente Hotel in Mexico City where the Prime Minister will be arriving soon to take me and my wife on a guided tour of the Mexico City subway system. They should be here any minute so I should finish getting dressed.

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If there is one woman who really has it all, it’s America’s favorite morning show host, Kelly Ripa. She has the handsome successful husband and business partner, Mark Conseulos, three beautiful children, Michael, Lola, Joaquin, the family dog Chewy, a successful television production company, Milojo, and an Emmy Award Winning TV career. Yet, the most impressive personality trait Ripa possesses is her self-deprecating, humble personality. Case in point, Ripa recently hosted the 14th annual Super Saturday event alongside screen star, Emma Roberts. This season Jimmy Choo sold out in minutes and Ali Ro, founded by designer Kathleen McFeeters, was a huge hit! Ripa took the time to personally address each and every individual media rep on site. Several hours and hundreds of interviews later, Ripa is still just as perky and personable as the first interview. Ripa is one of the rare celebs who innately puts their ego aside and has the ability to make others feel extraordinary. It’s this same rare quality that makes fans want to watch her in action alongside Regis Philbin every morning for the past decade. Now, 10 years later, Philbin is preparing to “move on.” No, Philbin is not retiring. Ripa admits the transition won’t be easy for her but, it’s time, “I don’t think he wants to have to be on the camera at 9 a.m. everyday and I don’t blame him. He has been doing that variety of program for over 40 years. He deserves to be doing whatever he wants and he has given America so much of himself.” The million-dollar question is, who will be Ripa’s new co-host? Male? Female? Established following? Unknown comedian? As of now, the industry buzz for Philbin’s seat has generated a list of potential co-hosts that include Bravo TV’s Andy Cohen, Michael Strahan and even hubby Mark Consuelos, but Ripa insists, the seat is still up for grabs! “We are open to everyone. I was not a chat show host. I was an actor and had never done anything close to that.” As the search for her co-host continues, Ripa has other projects to focus on, she is teaming up with her husband to produce a new reality series titled “Dirty Soap,” which premieres September 25 at 10 p.m. on E! Entertainment Television. The reality series concept is the first of its kind, “We are following the lives of real life soap stars. It’s a world we know very well, inside and out.” Mr. and Mrs. Consuelos are no strangers to soap operas. The couple met and fell in love while working together on, “All My Children”—Ripa joked, “We even had our children on a soap.” Now, just like Mama Ripa, celebrity and non-celebrity moms love to bring their children to Super Saturday. (continued on page 69)

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M AppHampton: 4 Great Phone Apps, 1 Awesome Day at the Beach My last few columns have focused on hardware—equipment and systems that require serious thought, planning and budget before using. Now it’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy the simple pleasures in life. And for

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and Twitter and make fun of your lazy friends for sleeping in. 9:15 a.m. – Hit The Beach OK, the jog is over. Nice work. Now comes the fun part. Around here, fun typically involves water: a trip to the beach, an afternoon kayak ride on the Peconic or even an offshore fishing trip. You’re going to need a marine tidal app for this. When in doubt, I generally favor free apps; they’re almost always as good as paid versions and offer most of the key features. But in this case it’s worth spending $1.99 on an app called TideGraph – especially if you’re boating. Why? TideGraph gives you access to more tidal marking locations, which is critical. You also get a simple arrow indicator telling you whether the tide is coming in or going out. And you get tons of tidal charts. TideGraph also provides lunar phase info such as moonrise and position in the sky, another great feature. More on that later. 4:03 p.m. – I’m Hungry You’re having an awesome day at the beach, but you’re starting to wonder what’s for dinner. In the old days, you’d have to pack up, head home and start desperately calling for reservations. Good luck with that. Now, you can book a table right from your phone or tablet and maximize your afternoon fun. There are lots of options here: Yelp is good for its snarky and brutally honest reviews, but the UI is balky and you can’t directly book reservations. Zagat’s has a cleaner interface and wider assortment of reviews, but what’s up with that $9.99 price tag? Open Table is the best in class—and it’s free. If you already have it, you know how easy it is to find a table. But here’s a trick you might not know: Try searching around 4 p.m. That’s when many restaurants complete their confirmation calls for the night. Since Open Table links to reservation systems in real time, you might have a real shot to score a coveted table due to last-minute cancellations. Open Table isn’t perfect. Some of the top restaurants don’t use it. But many do, and I love the democracy of it; everyone is on equal footing in the app universe, and you have the same chance of getting a table as that supermodel or Wall Street hitter. 10:30 p.m. – The Stars Are Shining One thing everybody forgets about the Hamptons is that you can actually see the sky at night. You can even see the occasional meteorite or spy satellite as it snaps photos of all the mansion owners illegally watering their lawns. If you’re like me and spend all your time in front of a computer screen, then you’re probably wondering, “What are all those stars up there anyway?” Sure, you can spot the Big Dipper, but there’s a whole lot more going on. There’s an amazing app called Star Walk that can help you fill in the puzzle. It costs $2.99 for iPhone and $4.99 for iPad, but it’s worth the money and then some. The app uses your phone’s GPS tracker to identify your exact location. Holding the phone up to the sky, it somehow captures the image and presents a mini map on your phone telling you what you’re looking at—right down to satellites. It takes some practice, but once you get the hang of it, it’s pure magic. Take this one to a dark, quiet beach with a nice bottle of wine and someone you love. It’s the perfect way to end your day, powered by the almighty app.

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CLASSIC CARS by Bob Gelber

I call this quasi-road test commentary on vintage cars “Hoofers and Woofers.” Fred Astaire and Michael Jackson were Hoofers. A Woofer, on the other hand is, well, a woofer, figure it out. Most collector cars, from the ‘40s until the late ‘50s, from a handling standpoint, were all woofers. I’ve driven many of them. I used to drive around Manhattan in a 1936 Bentley sports sedan as well my own collection of Ford Woodies. I taught supermodel Lauren Hutton how to drive a 1929 Bentley convertible, which was in my care at the time. The handling of most of these cars was basically the same — sloppy but safe—as long as you respected their limitations. They all had one thing in common—solid rear axles, drum brakes and rather primitive suspensions. Conversely, from a pure good looks standpoint, the cars mentioned above were real hoofers. Sure, they didn’t dance well, but they were certainly pretty wallflowers. Some exceptions to poor handling were sports cars like the early MG-TC, MG-TD, TF and the MG-A. I must include the delicate early Alfas and especially the first Porsche 356s that were also great lookers and real hoofers in the handling department. While these babies were tap dancing around the curves on the highways of America, the big American Iron was doing a slow waltz. Two early sports cars had it all, they were the best of the best, they ruled the highways in every area. The 1954 Mercedes Benz 300SL Gullwing is one of the finest sports cars ever built. Pit this car up against anything being built to this day. The same can be said of those early Ferraris, especially their pure racecars. True, those Ferraris didn’t have the incredible build quality of the 300SL, but they had that hard-to-describe Italian racing soul in every engine pulse and body panel. Also, with twice the cylinders of the Mercedes (12 vs. 6), the Ferrari had a much louder bark. These two were the big dogs of the era, and they have become the most valuable collector cars in the world. People know. Two things made American cars improve in the handling department: the invention of the Michelin Radial tire and the horsepower wars that started in the ’60s. Some could say that it was the ‘55 Chrysler 300 with 300 horsepower that started it all, but the credit must go to the 1964 Pontiac GTO. That Chrysler 300 is a super hoofer in looks but it had less than ideal handling. The GTO had a firmer suspension, so at least it felt like you weren’t going to die when you hit a curve too fast. Of course American cars have improved tremendously over the years, but it took almost four decades after that GTO for American manufacturers to get it right in the handling department. The new Corvette, now one of the best cars in the world, is a thousand times better than those early “Vettes”, which were rather fast but ill-handling, rattling stage

coaches. I must mention that all of the early models that handled well, by today’s standards, are mediocre. The early Alfa and Porsche had an amazing soft ride when compared to every single British sports car of the era. On a smooth road they could run circles around the British iron. They were also much more civilized. The German and Italian cars even had roll-up windows, while most of the British made do with plug-in side curtains. (Note: The 1954-‘57 Porsche Speedster was the only Porsche model ever to have plug-in plastic side curtains.) However, these cars had one thing that today’s generic

models have lost, a unique “look.” One would never ever mistake an MG for a Porsche, or a Ferrari for a Mercedes. What a loss. Technically, the world of automobiles has come a long way. Currently, many fourdoor family sedans handle better than world-class sports cars of just a decade ago. Some of the world’s sports cars are faster than Formula-One racecars of recent history. The hoofers greatly outnumber the woofers. In this complex and troubled world, when it comes to safety, handling and performance, at least the car world is in a better place.

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local politics by T.J. Clemente

When you talk “local politics” in East Hampton and Southampton you sometimes are talking about Trustees. What exactly is a Town Trustee? The Trustees are the original governing body of both the Town of Southampton and the Town of East Hampton. The Trustee positions were created and granted sole authority over the Town of East Hampton and Southampton by King James II through the Dongan Patent of December 9, 1686. In both towns that document gave the Trustees the authority to rule the “common lands,” and

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10-MINUTE GOLF by Darren Demaille

The earliest pharmacological knowledge has been dated back to the Egyptians in 1550 BC. Today, pharmacies regulate safe and effective use of prescription drugs. The practice of having a doctor prescribe a drug for their patients ensures that the correct drug and dosage is taken. The government prevents the average person from buying a drug that is not prescribed. This however is not the case with golf instruction. Average golfers are self-medicating with the wrong diagnosis and prescription for their golf swing. I find many of my students self-medicating directly in front of me while I am trying to teach them. They are telling me what they are doing wrong when in fact they are randomly guessing. Occasionally one of their uneducated guesses will be correct. The average golfer bases his or her next swing off of the result of their most recent shot. If they hit a shot to the right, with their next swing they are aiming left and end up missing to the opposite side. This causes complete chaos in the brain and random thoughts flood the frontal lobes. Golf is not a game of compensation, but a game of creating consistent good habits. If you hit an errant shot you must hit the reset button in your brain. Do not self-medicate and try to make a compensation to correctly hit your next shot. In order to create a good habit one needs to continue to focus on the correct fundamentals and listen to a diagnosis from a licensed PGA golf professional. They will help you understand what flaws you have in your golf swing and how to correct them. Golf is a game of survival and the human brain is always evaluating the last shot that was hit and whether or not there is approval. Try to hit the reset button and focus on what will help you become better and not what you thought was the problem on the previous swing. The most common excuse I hear for a bad swing is, “I picked up my head.” This fault is used all the time for every ball that is topped. In reality the head is not usually the culprit. When students try to fix this problem they end up burying their head into their chest on the

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HAMPTONS EPICURE Stacy Dermont

Jeri Woodhouse at Taste of the North Fork reports that she’s pickling okra for Amagansett’s Balsam Farms. Plus her crew is processing beets, beans, corn and cukes. Tree Dilworth at Comtesse Thérèse Winery and Bistro in Aquebogue is harvesting mint for fresh mint ice cream and lavender for lavender honey ice cream, while Comtesse Thérèse’s Chef Arie Pavlou is using organic vegetables to make cauliflower gratin and zucchini ragout. He’s also using fresh corn to make a Chardonnay corn chowder, rhubarb to make a strawberry rhubarb sauce for foie gras, tomatoes for broiled tomatoes with Asiago cheese, and he’s simmering local wild mussels in Comtesse Thérèse Rosé and butter. Whew! I’m up to my eyeballs in making peaches into jam. AND Michael Tucker is currently performing in Enter Laughing, The Musical, at the Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor. You’ll remember Tucker for his Emmywinning portrayal of lawyer Stuart Markowitz in the long- running television show “L.A.

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Law.” Or you might remember his moving portrayal of the father in Woody Allen’s 1987 hit movie Radio Days. These days he’s playing a very different Jewish father to Josh Grisetti’s lead character, David Kolowitz, in Enter Laughing. The show is based on the semiautobiographical novel by Carl Reiner about his early stage career. It’s hilarious. Tucker and his talented wife Jill Eikenberry continue to enjoy long, fruitful careers on stage and screen. (Eikenberry plays Tucker’s wife in Enter Laughing.) They now spend half

of every year in Italy. Tucker is the author of three popular food-centric books: I Never Forget a Meal: An Indulgent Reminiscence (Little Brown & Co., 1995), Living in a Foreign Language: A Memoir of Food, Wine & Love in Italy (Atlantic Monthly Press, 2007) and Family Meals: Coming Together to Care for an Aging Parent (Atlantic Monthly Press, 2009). Tucker’s books are available online. Tucker is also a devoted food blogger. His Notes from the Culinary Wasteland blog (notesfromaculinarywasteland. com) shares details of his “life, traveling and the glory of food.” I sat down with Tucker at Provisions in Sag Harbor last Thursday to talk about his foody life. Q: When did your love affair with food begin? A: When I was a kid. My love affair with cooking began in college. Q: Did you put your wife through any food tests to see if she was the one? A: No, no food tests. I eat everything. Jill is about 95% vegan now so I often cook two things for dinner. Right now I usually make her whole grain pasta with the freshest vegetables before the show. Q: Is Italy the very center of the food universe? (continued on page 60)

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The Romantic Story Behind Startop Ranch By Richard Lewin Closely following the historic sale of neighboring Deep Hollow Ranch, news has arrived that another sizeable piece of Montauk Real Estate, Startop Ranch on Startop Drive off East Lake Drive, is on the market. According to the prominent realtor Paul Brennan, Hamptons Director of Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate, this is a property that can never be duplicated. As Brennan describes it, “Startop is one of those unique Montauk locations that transports you into another world. Looking southwest over the lake to the ocean the stunning view is a touch Caribbean, to the southwest horses graze in ruggedly bucolic western-like terrain, and to the west hundreds upon hundreds of acres of wooded parkland roll on forever like nowhere else in the Hamptons. And best of all the only changes you will experience are those of the four seasons!” If it sounds breathtaking, it is. But Startop Ranch comes with another special feature: the romantic story of Dr. Leon Star and his family, a story of horses, airplanes, medicine and…bowling! Dr. Star (1913-1987) was first and foremost a family man. Behind everything he did was his loving devotion to his wife, Winifred Vickery, his children Priscilla Star of Montauk, Winifred Lee Star now of Oakland, California,

and Priscilla’s daughter Amanda Star Frazer. In addition, he was a true Renaissance man, involving himself in an incredible range of human endeavors and adventures. With his medical degree in hand, Dr. Star was not the kind of person to be content to take the career route taken by most of his colleagues—opening a local medical practice or working in a hospital. So, in 1950 he and his Far Rockaway High School buddy Dr. Louis Abelson decided that New York’s new Idlewild Airport (now JFK International) needed a medical facility to provide local care for the pilots and airport support staff. In his typical out-of-the-box, entrepreneurial style,

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Dr. Star made a deal with the Port Authority of New York to build a Quonset hut to house the medical office right on airport property. Between 1950 and 1990, when the facility was sold to the Catholic Medical Center of Brooklyn and Queens, it became the largest airport medical facility in the world. It had expanded to include a mobile emergency hospital, and evolved into a two-story hospital and clinic with 10 physicians and a support staff of 70. It handled 40,000 medical cases per year, ranging from simple bruises to heart attacks. In the early 1960s another one of Dr. Star’s passions was burning in his soul: his love of horses. Perhaps inspired by his mother Esther (“Essie”), he was drawn to the ranch lifestyle of Montauk, where he kept his first horses. When he was growing up in the Rockaways with Essie and his father Morris, a furrier, he frequently accompanied his mom to nearby Aqueduct Race Track, where she loved to place bets, dress up in her fancy dresses, wear her special cocktail ring, and, most of all, be around the horses. Essie loved to be the center of attention when she got together with her friends and told her horse tales. After vacationing in Montauk for so long, Dr. (continued on next page)

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Star decided that he and his family needed their own home there, to satisfy his desire for the ranch life. In 1957 he found out that a couple from Bellport had purchased a threeacre property on the hilly east side of East Lake Drive. They were in the process of building their hilltop dream house, but had only gotten as far as putting in the foundation when they decided to sell. Dr. Star seized the opportunity, purchased the property, and built his own dream home right on the existing foundation. He was now a real Montauker. But how was he going to combine his professional career with his passion for ranch life? In his typical style, he had decided to learn to fly a plane. Every Friday he and Winifred would pile into their car with the kids, drive from their home in Lawrence to Kennedy Airport, and fly a half hour to Montauk Airport, which was conveniently located right on East Lake Drive. Never doing anything in a small way, Dr. Star decided to develop his property into what he called Startop Ranch, and then adding 50 more acres of ranch land, with its own racetrack, horse barns and viewing stand. Startop eventually became one of the most

successful thoroughbred breeding and training ranches on the East Coast. Even his horses became official Montaukers, with names like “Shagwong,” “Culloden Point” and, of course, “Startop”. Even all of this was not enough for Dr. Star’s entrepreneurial nature. So, to cash in on the bowling craze of the time, in 1960 he built two bowling alleys, called Star Lanes, one in Southampton and one in East Hampton (now East Hampton Bowl). The incredible life of Dr. Leon Star is a testament to the fact that real property is not just imaginary lines drawn around rocks, trees and dirt, but it is also the sum of human experiences that have taken place there and they make it a very special place.

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A: Yes. Generally we’re there in the summer months, we had to cut it short this year to do this show. We’re there every November to pick the olives from our 125 trees. It’s intensive labor for three or four weeks. Q: When did you last have a great meal? A: Yesterday. We had lima beans, Italian frying peppers, tomatoes and corn from Fairview Farm in Bridgehampton. Q: What East End restaurants have you enjoyed? A: The Dockside in Sag Harbor. I think we’ll have lunch at Page 63 today; I had a take-out Chicken BLT from Estia’s. It’s frustrating to hear about great restaurants when we only have Monday nights free. We’ve been doing lunches though. Q: What’s your next book? A: It’s a novel, not about food, although there are crab cakes in it. It’s titled So It Goes and Overlook Press will release it in March. I just finished the copy edit—it’s kept me too busy to work on my blog. This weekend I’ll be posting about the great farms and farmers markets out here. The corn is spectacular! Today we’re going to check out Balsam Farms in Amagansett. We’re going to try to visit our friend Eberhard Muller’s Satur Farms on the North Fork next week. Hopefully we can stop at Luce + Hawkins or Noah’s on that trip. Q: Can I make you a pie? A: YEEAH!

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Move over Seabiscuit. Elizabeth Letts’s The Eighty-Dollar Champion: Snowman, the Horse That Inspired a Nation (Ballantine Books) shows that a heartwarming, at times suspenseful, against-all-odds real-life story in the hands of a skilled writer can also deliver compelling cultural history. It’s hard to believe that this uplifting story won’t find a filmmaker despite the fact that its subject matter and theme come close to being a cliché. It’s precisely because Letts knows horses (she was runner-up in a California Horse and Rider of the Year competition) as well as how to integrate research and interviews into an absorbing narrative that this revisiting of an equestrian event that surprised and thrilled the sports world in 1958 takes on renewed, significant life today. This is one book that can easily attract youngsters as well as adults. Not an f-word in sight, but for sure no glossing over the hardly complacent ‘50s, when, coincident with the end of the war, the country started moving fast into a technological age, and when a newly EEH gen immigrant ad DansPaper4.5x6 5/7/09 AM arrived could not have 11:49 dreamed that Making It in America could include him.

But here he was at the age of 28, Harry de Leyer – from a small, Nazi-terrorized farm village in Holland who had come to America with only $160, barely speaking English, who worked his way from tenant farmer in North Carolina to riding instructor in St. James, Long Island—off to an auction to look over work horses for his students. And there HE was, unclaimed, about to be loaded onto a van destined for the slaughterhouse—a big, thin, ugly off-white 8-year-old gelding, an injured, abused plow horse. They looked at each other, their eyes locked, something clicked. So deep was the trust the horse felt for the man who instinctively bought him for $80 and cared for him that Snowman, as Harry’s children called him, inexplicably and repeatedly, despite high fences, found his way back after Harry, needing money, reluctantly sold him to a neighbor down the road. Mystery solved: Snowy was a natural jumper. Harry, never easy about having sold him, felt his heart beat again. Snowman was family, loyal, loving, courageous. He would soon prove to be “The Cinderella Horse” who would upset the privileged world of the Madison Square Garden National and its expensive mounts and become a Triple Crown Champion. Not since Lassie has a man-horse bonding story been so moving. You may cry. The author will be signing books on the A.S.P.C.A. Patio at The Hampton Classic on Page 1 Sunday, August 28, at 11 a.m. A Racing and Breeding Tradition: The

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The Voice of Bridgehampton Polo By Susan Saiter His vocabulary is comprised of Polo is an acquired taste, English, some Espanol and lots and Bridgehampton Polo of polo-ese. He is there for the brings in people in all stages spectators—the expert with of acquisition—from people the best view for those who who’ve never seen a horse are totally into the fast-paced up close and are amazed at game (a growing number, it how BIG they are to people seems, this year), but also for who have polo in their genes. those who deep-down honestly Everyone seems to become a don’t give a whit about the fan at some level, and there’s no game, but who have rumbled more enthusiastic fan than the in Jeeps, SUVs, sports cars, man who sits way up high over taxis, or you name it over the the polo field in a white beach dusty path to the field just to chair. This is the man without be a member of a festive crowd. whom Bridgehampton Polo He is the glue that keeps just wouldn’t be the institution the disparate pieces of this Alex Roldan it is, possibly the best way to rather unusual sport and spend a July or August afternoon in the sun, crowd together. And he also gives it shape, with that salt-sprinkled breeze wafting over from beginning to end. Getting it all kicked from south of the Highway. He is 51-year-old off, he grabs the mike to introduce the famous Alex Roldan, manager and announcer, not just or semi-famous person who will sing “The for Bridgehampton Polo but for the Greenwich National Anthem,” then the star who will toss (Connecticut) Club as well. out the first ball. After that, he throws out the If you come to the matches at Two Trees signal to the DJ, this time, Saraj Shankar, to Farm, you will see him before and after the rock on, and the match fight song, Queen’s “We match greeting the crowd, shaking hands, Will Rock You,” gets the players’ blood going. hugging, kissing, always speaking with Then, whether it’s 95 degrees in the sun, or exclamation points ending his sentences. overcast and threatening something that will During the match, he is perched up above ruin hairdos, not to mention the footing on the the field. Last weekend Roldan wore a faded polo field, he climbs up to his seat, microphone green polo shirt and khakis and, to break in hand, and, he makes it sound like this is the the regulation-polo monotony, red tennis most fun he’s ever had. He broadcasts the score shoes with green shoelaces, and announced and the maneuvers, but he also broadcasts the game in his staccato Argentinian accent. excitement, enthusiasm and the feeling that

you are in the only place you should be this Saturday afternoon. “Look at him go!” he yells as a horse and rider race after a ball. “Flying down the field like a freight train!” At the end of the game, rounding players up for awards and photo ops, “Vamos aqui! Arriba!” Mixing his metaphors and his languages is part of his Latin charm, and everyone understands the universal message—fun, inclusiveness for fans sitting on the bleachers, parked in tailgates, or lolling in the shade of the tent—and let’s give this obscure but worthwhile sport its due. He keeps you from feeling dumb if you don’t know diddly about the game, and he keeps you up to the minute if this is your thousandth polo match but you missed the last whack of the mallet. Roldan divides his time between Greenwich and Southampton in the summer, but the rest of the year, he is back in his native Argentina. “I love polo, I have been riding since I was 7, playing polo since I was 11.” It is his life, and it doesn’t seem to be a bad one. After the match, whether it was a lopsided game or a hotly contested 7-5 game like last week’s between Kazi Investment Group (the winner) and Equuleus, Roldan works the crowd, shaking hands, slapping backs, kissing the ladies, and keeps an eye on the players. And he signs off by saying into the microphone: “And the beat goes on!” And on and on it will go, through the weekend and then it will all begin again next year.

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Andrea Martin: Funniest Woman in the World By Dan Koontz The Toronto Star has called her â&#x20AC;&#x153;maybe the funniest woman in the world.â&#x20AC;? USA Today has proclaimed her â&#x20AC;&#x153;a comic genius.â&#x20AC;? All of this acclaim, plus a huge body of work, means that Andrea Martin has a lot to live up to when she takes the stage. Luckily, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got a lot of experience. Martinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first professional role was as a singing chicken on the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Captain Kangarooâ&#x20AC;? show on television, but she first became well-known during the 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s with her hilarious appearances on the classic latenight comedy show â&#x20AC;&#x153;Second City Television (SCTV)â&#x20AC;? on NBC, which followed five years of working with the Toronto-based Second City stage show. (The legendary Second City also launched the careers of such comic luminaries as John Candy, Eugene Levy and Martin Short.) Her spoofs of Broadway, including her turn as Indira Ghandi in a sendup of Evita, her portrayals of Liza Minelli and Connie Francis, and original characters like the leopard-print clad Edith Prickley, sex therapist Cheryl Kinsey, and eager student of English, Parini Sclerosi made her a leading figure of the distinctive humor that â&#x20AC;&#x153;SCTVâ&#x20AC;? brought to the airwaves. I asked Martin what made â&#x20AC;&#x153;SCTVâ&#x20AC;? different. â&#x20AC;&#x153;SCTV had a humor of gentleness. It was humble, and because it was Canadian we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get political. Characters like Parini Sclerosi are full of innocence and joy. It was a humor of naivetĂŠ and humility,â&#x20AC;? she said. While â&#x20AC;&#x153;SCTVâ&#x20AC;? brought her into living rooms

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around the country, Martin is perhaps even better known for her big-screen portrayal of Aunt Voula in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, in which she put on a thick Greek accent and essentially stole the show. As the most outrageous of Nia Vardalosâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; outrageous Greek family, Martinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Aunt Voula had full license to chew scenery. Locals will have a chance to experience Martinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comic creations on August 29, when she brings her latest show to Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor. Called Final Days! Everything Must Go!!, the show features characters from â&#x20AC;&#x153;SCTV,â&#x20AC;? Broadway songs, and revealing stories about Martin and her famous Hollywood friends.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;The show is what I call a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;tag sale,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; by which I mean itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a grab bag of stories, characters, and audience participation. Aunt Voula will appear to teach two volunteers from the audience a Greek dance, Cheryl Kinsey will answer sex questions, and Edith Prickley will play piano with her bosom. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going to do a Broadway medley. I want it to be a partyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;nobody will be transformed, but for an hour and a half weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have fun,â&#x20AC;? explained Martin. Accompanying Martin on piano and joining in the action is Seth Rudetsky, a veritable cabaret powerhouse. Martin asserts, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just amazing. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m so lucky to have him. He accompanies me and Betty Buckley. He has his own show in Provincetown every weekend, he has two satellite radio shows, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s written two books, and just recently wrote a musical.â&#x20AC;? Martinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s show is also new and the show at Bay Street will be the American premiere. From here, it will travel around the U.S. and Canada, so the Bay Street audience will have gotten the first glimpse of a new hit from Andrea Martin. Final Days! Everything Must Go!! with Andrea Martin at Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor on August 29. Showtime is 8 pm. Tickets are $60 for members and $65 for nonmembers. To purchase tickets go to www. baystreet.org or call the Bay Street Box Office at 631-725-9500. Or visit them on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor.

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Restaurant Review: Almond potatoes. It was still quite good, tender and juicy. The chicken’s natural sauce and the garlickiness of the tender-crisp beans made the whole flavorful. Dinner Companion 1 ordered the Chocolate Pot De Crème for dessert. Oh man, a pot of chocolate—ya gotta hand it to the French. She quite enjoyed its bittersweet chocolateness, with the whipped crème fraiche and salted almonds, though she elected not to finish it. (Restraint is so last year.) Dinner Companion 2 quite enjoyed her Blackberry Crostata without its customary vanilla ice cream (Don’t worry, dear reader, I

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By Stacy Dermont Last Monday evening I invited two friends to join me for dinner at Almond. Earlier this year Almond moved to the corner of Montauk Highway and Ocean Road in Bridgehampton. The new site is very open and inviting. The white tile walls, the zebras-on-red wallpapered walls, the bathroom walls covered in foodie books’ pages—it all comes together in a fun mix. Co-owner Eric Lemonides was working the room in his breezy, vivacious fashion, often with champagne and flutes in hand. I’d been to Almond the week before and swooned over their scallops, so I made a point of ordering them again. At 6 p.m. we were the first patrons to arrive, but by 6:45 p.m. the place was packed with happy, lively people. Dinner Companion 1 ordered an iced tea, which she found “crisp, quenching and lightly lemon.” In addition to wines from around the world, Almond’s Wine List includes selections from Channing Daughters, Lieb Family Cellars and Paumanok Vineyards. We passed on wine and went directly to the food. Our server was very attentive and quick. In fact, we were in and out in record time without any rushing. Dinner Companion 1 started with the Chicken Liver Crostini. She shared it with Dinner Companion 2, they both liked it. They found that the balsamic reduction tempered the over-the-top richness of the liver while also enhancing its delicate flavor. The mildly pickled vegetables on the side included cucumbers, onion and cauliflower. Dinner Companion 2 ordered the Local Marinated Tomato Salad with greens, basil and white balsamic vinegar. She was impressed both with the local produce, which was at the peak of ripeness and with the simple, but effective preparation. Dinner Companion 1 couldn’t resist ordering the Poulet Under a Brick over arugula salad with black truffles, beets and radishes. This chicken dish is Monday’s Plat Du Jour, which our server explained is served a little differently every time. This allows Chef Jason Weiner to use the freshest ingredients of the moment and to have some fun. Dinner Companion 1 adored it. At one point she said, “What’s this?” And shoveled a thin, limp vegetable into my mouth. Ooh, it was a delicious slice of radish. Very tender. I was tempted by the Gravy Fries, but I started with the Eggplant 3 Ways—Caponata on toasted baguette, Smoked Babaganoush and Eggplant Croquettes. Eggplant just about any way is good. In this array my companions agreed that the croquettes stole the show. Crispy on the outside, smooth on the inside, so tasty throughout! The fresh chives on top added a bit of flare. The babaganoush was light and was served on a small round of toasted baguette. I proceeded to the Day Boat Scallops which were served with Pike Farms’ corn and leek ragout, prosciutto and balsamic glazed cipollini onions. The scallops were done just right. A beautifully composed dish accented by that crisp but tender and very flavorful onion. The prosciutto added that bit of salty fattiness that only prosciutto can. I ate the whole thing! Dinner Companion 2 can be tediously healthy. She ordered the Roasted Chicken with no added butter or oil and accompanied by haricots verts instead of the garlic-crushed

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come into view. It is easy to let your mind shift back a gear as the tiny transport docks at one of the best-kept secrets on the East End, Shelter Island. The small isle, so aptly named, is protected on both sides by the two forks, making it easily accessible from the Hamptons via North Haven or from Greenport by way of the North Fork. Each crossing takes but a few minutes yet carries you to a place where everything is quaint, from the gas station to the local inn. . First stop off the North Ferry is the historic Shelter Island Heights. Highly sought-after gingerbread-style Victorians and antique cottages that date back as far as the 1600s line the streets to town. But don’t blink or you will find yourself already in the harbor from and miss lunch on the patio of the Chequit Inn that overlooks the harbor high on White Hill. The neighboring shops include an old-fashioned

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drugstore that still has a soda fountain, a very well-equipped hardware store and the local sandwich shop. The area merchants are always worth a look. One of my favorites is the Coastal Cottage where you can surely find something “beachy” for your summer rental, or as a memento to tote back home. The island is full of surprises and one that will completely floor you is the Sunset Beach resort. As you pass round the bend out of the Heights on the north side (follow the signs), a vista opens you will not believe. No need to pinch yourself or ask if you’ve entered the south of France; I can assure you—you are still on Shelter Island. However, the real skinny this summer on the island is the opening of La Maison Blanche, a new restaurant and boutique-style hotel that even has the locals talking. The recently renovated 1800s inn is causing quite the stir. Most everything on Shelter Island can be accessed off Route 114, the main route through the island. Following that road north to south you can always grab a bite at Kyles, a cool and comfortable respite that offers great food and cooking lessons! And, if nature is what you’re after you’ve come to the right place. Bring bikes on your car or ride them onto the ferry. Shelter Island provides a bounty of exploration. On the south side is Mashomack Preserve, which makes up at least one third of the island’s 8,000 acres and is forever protected by the Nature Conservancy. Stop at the visitor center and get a map because a full hike is 11 miles. Make sure that you protect yourself from deer ticks with the proper clothing. Birdwatching is also a favored pastime here. Another site on the island rich with history and natural beauty is the 243-acre Sylvester Manor. The property has served as a working farm since 1652 and has been in the same family for 15 generations. The 1810 wind-powered gristmill, made from local trees, still stands. The estate now operates as an educational facility and is open to visitors. There is also an island within the island on the eastern-most side, appropriately named “Little Ram Island.” You can easily find it by following the signs along the main route, 114. Here you will find another historic inn, The Ram’s Head, overlooking Coecles Harbor. Dine out on the slate patio or get a drink at the vintage bar and sip it out on the lawn. Shelter Island brands its own unique blend of country feel, history and sophistication. It is so beautiful and rich with attributes that both forks would like to claim. But as you will see when you visit, this is one island that clearly stands on its own.

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Kava-Naam Aleph-Bet Yoga Class By Kim Palmer In a small, low-lit recreation room in the basement of the Jewish Center of the Hamptons, eight men and women sat cross-legged on towels. They were listening to the soothing voice of Michael Stern as he led them in a Kava-Naam Aleph-Bet Yoga class. In Hebrew, “kavanah” means “intention,” and “naam” means to “sing, delight, and make pleasant.” Naam yoga derives from the body, mind and spirit teachings of India. This last weekend, these men and women opened themselves up to the Naam ideology, hoping for a way to cleanse themselves emotionally and spiritually, while also connecting with their Jewish faith. Stern has been teaching yoga for about a year now, he finds that many of the typical

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Twitter, Tweets, Peeps, Hashtags and More By Jacqueline Duda Twitter is a social networking website that has quickly grown into a commonplace and popular communications tool. It combines social networking as well as blogging to create a new and expressive outlet. Like Facebook, it offers people the opportunity to connect with friends and family or simply express their feelings and opinions with the click of a button. Twitter messages known, as “tweets” are similar to the format of a text message. Tweets allow for 140 characters to be displayed. They can be anything the tweeter wants them to be: thoughts, feelings, pictures, links, even a personal message to someone. Users are able to send other users tweets by mentioning the individual within the message. This is done by using the @ symbol before the person’s username, or through a direct message. A direct message (DM) is sent privately to the individual. A username can be anything a person wants it to be, as long it doesn’t include any spaces, whether it is simply your name, or a witty spin-off of your name. For example, my Twitter username is @jjayyDEE. With my initials being J.D. it is my attempt at being cleaver.

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dan’s 2nd annual cover artist show & benefit Dan’s Papers Cover Artist Show and cocktail party honoring artist Mickey Paraskevas, featured some of the most exciting artists on the East End, was held at Season’s of Southampton. A portion of the proceeds will benefit The Ellen Hermanson Breast Center of Southampton Hospital.

8 1. Mickey Paraskevas (2011 Honored Artist), Henry Burns, Richard Burns (Chairman, Manhattan Media) 2. Charles Wildbank (Artist), Dan Rattiner (Author, “In The Hamptons” & “In The Hamptons Too”), Robert S Chaloner (CEO Southampton Hospital) 3. Carol Gold, Nick Cardone (Artists) 4. Eddie Rehm (Artist) 5. Stan Goldberg (Artist), Bob Edelman 6. Dana Feldman, Ted Asnis (Artist), Chris Asnis 7. Gary Andreassen, Elise D’haene (Senior Editor, Dan’s Papers), Katherine Andreassen 8. Ellen Lauinger, Robert Ross, Mary Lynch 9. Robyn Wright, Kristal Harmon 10. Denis & Yvonne Dagger (Artist)

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“be our guest” gala at westhampton beach performing arts center The Advisory Council of the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center hosted their second annual “Be Our Guest” Gala Fundraiser, at a glorious waterfront estate in Quogue followed by a spectacular evening of 11 elegant dinners at private homes to benefit WHBPAC

1 Christopher Fischer hosted a benefit cocktail party for The American Cancer Society at their East Hampton store with wine by Duck Walk Vineyards.

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Max Cure – “roar For The Cure” BeneFiT Several charities teamed up to raise money to find a cure for cancer in children. Roar for the Cure, to benefit pediatric cancer research, was held at East Hampton Tennis. Many celebs were in atendance to help raise awareness.

5 1. Linda Shapiro (Event Organizer), Anne Marie Plotkin (Co-founder) 2. Aida Turturro, David & Giana Gregorio 3. Trent Tucker (Former Knick), Vyto Kab (Former NY Giant) 4. David, Max Plotkin, Kelly Rutherford (Gossip Girl), Anne Marie Plotkin. Alexander and Alexa Plotkin 5. Haleigh & Lainey Raff (Piers Morgan TV Producer) 6. Tioshi Torreno, Lucas Nathan, Nicole Oge 7. Nancy Sprague, Kate Johnson, Anthony Serino, Megan Shoemaker 8. Adam, Hunter, Bruce & Gladys Gittlin

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NORTH FORK THE SHELTERED ISLANDER by Sally Flynn

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North Fork Events Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 97 Kid Calendar pg: 89 Day by Day Calendar pg: 107 Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. UPCOMING 5TH ANNUAL FOODIE TOUR – 9/11. Calling all locavores, organic and green enthusiasts! Visit 19 locations, enjoy cooking demonstrations by Slow Food and chefs John Ross and Tom Chaudel; lectures and tours of several venues usually reserved for the trade. Sponsored by North Fork Reform Synagogue. Get your map that day at Peconic Land Trust’s Charnews Farm Education Center, 3005 Youngs Ave., Southold. Tickets will be available on line, at each location or by mail to NFRS, PO Box 1625, Southold NY 11971. www.northforkreformsynagogue.org, 631-722-5712. $25; children under 13 free. Participating: Hallockville Museum Farm, Bedell Cellars, Catapano Farms, Croteaux Vineyard and Cooking School, Sang Lee Farms, Taste of the North Fork, Sacred Sweets, North Fork Egg Farm, Shinn Vineyards, Krupski’s Farm, Ty Llwyd Farm, The Farm of KK Haspel, Lavender by the Bay, Satur Farms, Koppert Kress, Peconic Land Trust Agricultural Center at Charnews Farm, Browder’s Birds and McCall’s Vineyard. THURSDAY, AUGUST 25 OPEN MIC NIGHT – 5-9 p.m. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue, 631-734-7361. peconicbaywinery.com. Free. PIANO BAR – 7-11 p.m., featuring Trevor Davison. Bistro 72, Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, Riverhead. www.indigoeastend.com. 631- 3692200. Free. MOVIE – 6 p.m. Rejoice and Shout, Greenport Village Cinema, 211 East Front St., Greenport. Free admission. 631-477-8600. BIRTHDAY PADDLE – 6 p.m. Peconic Paddler, 89 Peconic Ave., Riverhead. 2nd Annual 70th Birthday Paddle: canoers, kayakers, rowers, and stand-up paddlers of all levels welcome. Two-hour paddle ride on the Peconic River with birthday party dinner to follow. Great food, Long Island wines, beer and soda. 631-7279895. Donations accepted for East End Arts Council. No pre-event registration required. Rental kayaks will be available for $25 per person at Peconic Paddler the day of the event. FRIDAY, AUGUST 26 PAUL HELBIG – 4-8 p.m., live music. Sherwood House Vineyards, 1291 Main Rd. Jamesport. www. sherwoodhousevineyard.com, 631-779-2817. Free. RAY PENNEY – 5:30-8:30 p.m., live music. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www. peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. BOSSA NOVA – 5:30-8:30 p.m., featuring Ludmilla Brazil, Sparkling Pointe Winery, 39750 County Rd. 48, Southold. 631-765-0200.Free. SANDRA BERNHARD LIVE – The Old Mill Inn, Mattituck. SOLD OUT. STEVE WATSON TRIO – 8:30-11:30 p.m., Bistro 72, Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, Riverhead. www.indigoeastend.com. 631-369-2200. $25 in advance, $25 at the door. SATURDAY, AUGUST 27 FARMERS MARKET – 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Every Saturday through 10/8. Shelter Island Historical Society, Rt. 114, SI. www.shelterislandhistory.org. Free. EAST END SEAPORT MUSEUM LIGHTHOUSE CRUISES – 4-8:30 p.m. Journey from Greenport along Gardiner’s Bay and Long Island Sound to see the famous lighthouses of the North Fork including Long Beach Bar “Bug” Light, Orient Point, Plum Island, Little Gull and Race Rock. Maritime history and lighthouse stories by a local expert. Boat stops next to each lighthouse for great photo opportunities. More cruises: 9/10, 9/24, 10/8; call for times. $95; $60 for teens/children. Includes box meal and complimentary glass of Long Island wine (for adults) or water. Groups welcome. www.eastendseaport.org, 631-

477-2100. AFTERNOON MUSIC – 1-5 p.m., Sparkling Pointe, 39750 County Rd. 48, Southold. 631-765-0200. Free. DOG BAR – Sherwood House Winery, 2600 Oregon Rd., Mattituck. Paw Bar for all dogs and wine specials for their owners. Free. JON DIVELLO BAND – 1-5 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www.peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. ROBERT BRUEY – 2-6 p.m., live music, Sherwood House Vineyards, 1291 Main Rd., Jamesport. www. sherwoodhousevineyards.com. 631-779-2817. Free. SUNDAY, AUGUST 28 WINE & CHOCOLATE PAIRING CLASS – 1-2 p.m. Laurel Lake Vineyard, 3165 Main Rd., Laurel. 631-2981420. www.llwines.com. $30 in advance. DANCE PARTY – 11 a.m.- 5 p.m., Vineyard 48, 18910 Middle Rd. Cutchogue. www.vineyard48wines.com for half-price coupon and 10% off bottles to go. 631-734-5200. EAST END TRIO – 1-5 p.m., live music, Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. 631-734-7361. Free. MONDAY, AUGUST 29 MOONLIGHT MONDAYS MUSIC – 5-9 p.m., Corey Creek Vineyards, Main Rd. (Rt.25), Southold. www. bedellcellars.com. 631-765-4168. Free, with separate wine tastings from $5-15. ATLANTIS EXPLORER TOUR BOAT – Noon, 2 and 4 p.m. daily, weather permitting. Long Island Aquarium & Exhibition Center, 431 East Main, Riverhead. Hands-on exploration aboard the Atlantis Explorer, including close encounters with marine creatures and an educational stroll along the shore.www.atlantismarineworld.com. 631208-9200, ext. 426. $18.50, 25% off for members and Green Key Cardholders. TUESDAY, AUGUST 30 TWILIGHT TUESDAYS MUSIC – 6-9 p.m., Corey Creek Vineyards, Main Rd. (Rt.25), Southold. www. bedellcellars.com. 631-765-4168. Free, with separate wine tastings from $5-$15.

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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31 SOUP KITCHEN – 5:30-6:30 p.m. every Wednesday. Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need. St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church Parish Hall. Sixth St., Greenport. 631-765-2981. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 OPEN MIC NIGHT – 6-9 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www.peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 LIVE MUSIC – 4-8 p.m., featuring Paul Helbig, Sherwood House Vineyards, 1291 Main Rd. Jamesport. www.sherwoodhousevineyard.com, 631-779-2817. Free. GENE CASEY – 5:30-8:30 p.m., live music, Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd, Cutchogue. www. peconicbaywinery. 631-734-7361. Free. ONGOING EVENTS NORTH FORK TROLLEY – Every Fri., Sat., Sun., & Mon., through 10/31, The North Fork Trolley Company. Tours begin at 11 a.m. at Tanger Outlets and include three of the following: Baiting Hollow Vineyard, Palmer Vineyards, Macari Vineyards, Laurel Lake Vineyards, Briermere Farmstand. 631369-3031, www.northforktrolley.com. $50. SATURDAY STARGAZING – 7 p.m.-midnight (every Saturday night, weather permitting, call first). Custer Institute & Observatory, 1115 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. Suggested donation $5 adults, $3 children under 14. Free for members. 631-765-2626. SKATEBOARDING – Skate park in Greenport offers ramps and a half pipe. 631-477-2385. FREE YOGA – 3-4:15 p.m. Mary Smith Recreation Center, Greenport. Free Hatha Yoga classes for beginners. Bring non-skid, body-length mat. 631765-3005. CLASSIC CAR SHOW – 5:30 p.m. every Thursday. Peconic River, Riverhead. Classic cars, food and music.

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Every year, and this is the 36th annual Hampton Classic, this event gets bigger and better than the year before, offering patrons and fans more than ever, especially the shopping. At the beautiful Boutique Garden, the Hampton Classic features more than 70 boutiques from all over the country, even Europe, selling everything from tack and equestrian goods to clothing, jewelry, furniture and gift items. The shops offer an unusual range of articles from a unique adult sized rocking horse by Pucci Manuli, to designer shoes by Sam Edelman and fun sports equipment by Khanh Sports, East Hampton. The Hampton Classic’s Souvenirs booth always offers an extensive variety of items from T-shirts and sweatshirts to jackets, the annual poster, cups, mugs, notepads and more. Automobile display tents in the Boutique Garden include Jaguar and Land Rover. (I’ll take one of each!) Get your groove on and let’s shop the Boutiques in the Garden at the Hampton Classic. Here are just a few of the many vendors that will be available during the entire Hampton Classic and

happy to help you choose a gift for yourself, or for that perfect person in your life… For starters, check out the Cashmere Outlet’s booth, whose East Hampton and Southampton shops are always stocked with fine Scottish and Italian cashmeres for men and women, as well as items for the home at discount prices. www. thecashmereoutlet.com For a very nice collection of equestrian jewelry designed in the spirit of the sport, stop at Catherine Canino Jewelry. Also visit: www.caninojewelry. com Every year Der Dau Custom Boots & Shoes has a larger selection of custom-made boots and shoes. Imagine all the way from Ireland, come Dubarry of Ireland, for stylish waterproof, breathable leather boots and shoes along with a fall clothing collection for ladies and gentlemen. AEON New York, from Melville, boasts a combination of products and styles not duplicated by any other company in the world. “That may be why we possess a mix of retail customers as unorthodox as they are traditional, and as practical as they are

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luxurious.” www.graphicimage.com Alessandro Albanese Inc., Via La Loggia, 43, 10048 Vinouo – TORNO Italy – Equestrian apparel at its best! Marders, Bridgehampton, for a world too full of sameness. Landscaping, retail garden shop and 100% organic property care. www.marders.com Koochi Ku, Brookline, Massachusetts. One of a kind women’s boiled wool jackets, coats, and vests and wool and vegetable tanned leather handbags, totes, and purses along with children’s reversible boiled wool coats; wool scarves and blankets. Mikelle Design, New York offers medium to high-end jewelry that is elegant but earthy, sterling, 18K, tribal, Indian, antique and more. www. mikelledesign.com mygofer.com is a source to buy groceries, household essentials, TVs, grills and much more right from www.mygofer.com. Then get your purchases exactly how you want them the same day through curbside pick-up or home delivery. www. mygofer.com Outback Survival Gear & Saratoga Saddlery, Saratoga Springs, features Equestrian lifestyle products from around the world. www. saratogasaddlery.com Sam Edelman, New York. Season after season, Sam Edelman creates trend-on and imaginative must-have shoes that are seen everywhere from the hottest fashion magazines to the soles of celebrities, capturing the attention of women worldwide. A must-shop-stop. Sonia O’Mara Design, New York. Inspired designs from original art toile handbags, and home accessories featuring original drawings of local scenes. The Hampton Toile and the New York City Toile, all products are handmade, in the U.S. www. soniaomara.com The Lily Home, a Division of Fresh Design Group, Inc., Long Island. This collection combines fine and rare antique French and German textiles with today’s fabrics to create one-of-a-kind pieces. All of The Lily Home collection designs are hand sewn in the U.S., most in Northport, Long Island. Their collections appear in the finest homes in the (continued on page 84)

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Hard it is to imagine the summer is winding down. Where did it go? Bella is already bracing herself for the goodbyes to her many friends. Even her short beach hair cut is starting to grow out into her autumn locks of gold. As much fun as the summer has been, Bella constantly thinks about the challenges of the shelter as well as the many successes. Just last week, 15 animals were adopted. How great is that! When Bella heard the news, she got one of her big earto-ear smiles thinking about how happy her fellow friends would soon be. She was also delighted to hear that so many of her people friends were reaching out to the shelter to lend a paw. I mentioned to Bella that four of the adoptions were dogs rescued from the Lancaster County puppy mills. Bella barked up and remind me to encourage her readers to come to the screening of Madonna of the Mills at the Bay Street Theatre on September 10 in Sag Harbor. It will be a perfect opportunity to meet other likeminded animal lovers and learn about ways people can help change animal lives for the better. To keep the smile on Bella’s face, I wanted to share a special moment I had this week with her mom while playing bridge. Our hostess, and ever so chic bridge guru, Rosalie Brinton, couldn’t wait to share her shelter adoption story. Rosalie, a lifelong animal advocate, attended the Unconditional

Love Benefit in July. At that time, she met Lottie; a classic pit bull terrier mix. Rosalie, as she would say “fell madly in love.” Although, not the right time for her to adopt for herself, she couldn’t help herself but to find a home for Lottie. Ed, the shelter’s Executive Director told Rosalie all the details about Lottie. “One of the sweetest dogs we’ve ever had. She’s a real tail wagger – loves all other dogs and adores children. She’s worked with physically disabled youth and is a real winner.” Those words became a private advertisement Rosalie placed to help find Lottie a home. It worked! Rosalie was simply delighted to learn this week that Lottie found a family and now can share her many gifts with them. Of course, hearing this, Bella barked with excitement and can’t wait to thank Rosalie personally when she stops over for a round of bridge. On to even more good news, the McLaughlin Men’s store in Southampton had a fun contest where people submitted photos of their dogs and the community voted on the best of...there was a registration fee and McLaughlin matched the fee dollar for dollar to donate to the shelter. How generous and creative. Bella knows McLaughlin well, as she gets a big pat whenever passing by, maybe a bowl of water and always a fashion tip or two. With all the good news, it was time for me to talk to Bella about some of the serious challenges facing the shelter and discuss the day-to-day operations. I reminded Bella, when the town no longer had money in its operating budget to continue the services of the shelter, some (angelic) individuals stepped in to create a private foundation to ensure the shelter would continue. Today, the shelter is fully staffed and operated with gifts from private donations. There have been amazing additions; a screened porch for the cats to look out into the world beyond cages and playrooms, expanded training for volunteers so more dogs get needed one-onone attention, programs for the community, and a warmer, cleaner environment for all the animals

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with double the staff to ensure each animal has the best life possible while waiting for a new home. Bella also reminded me that the shelter also houses and cares for the animals found by the town’s animal control. No animal gets turned away! The shelter pays 100% for their care. All of this takes place due to the generosity of individuals who love animals and could not leave the town without a shelter. Bella, not trying to be too cliché, said it takes more than a village, it takes an entire town and community to ensure the welfare of those animals, who have no one to protect and love them. Now, after our weekly shelter catch-up, Bella decided it was time to head to the beach, enjoy the warm surf and maybe meet a few new friends. Don’t forget the shelter Thrift Shop, 85-87 Jobs Lane, is open seven days a week and is having its summer blowout with everything 50% off. And, ALWAYS visit the web site, www. southamptonanimalshelter.com for adoption news, event news and what’s happening at the shelter. Pay It Forward – lend a paw to the Southampton Animal Shelter and your community.

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Hampton Classic Horse Show’s 36th Year The Hampton Classic Horse Show returns to Bridgehampton, August 28 through September 4, for its 36th year of bringing world-class equestrian competition, shopping and entertainment to the East End of Long Island. The horse show’s scope, however, extends far beyond the Hamptons, attracting thousands of spectators, socialites and celebrity riders from across the world, fans that turn out to see and be seen at this iconic end-of-summer event. The Hampton Classic features 6 show rings, a Boutique Garden with more than 70 vendors and a wide selection of dining options, all on its 60-acre show grounds. The Classic’s top-notch equestrian competition attracts many of the nation’s best professional and amateur riders, and its

chic Hamptons charm and full schedule of family attractions make it the perfect destination for anybody looking to add some style to their summer. “We encourage everybody to visit the Hampton Classic this summer,” said Shanette Barth Cohen, the horse show’s Executive Director. “Whether you come for the competition, the shopping, or any of our great family activities, you are guaranteed to have a wonderful time!” Highlighting this year’s Hampton Classic Horse Show is the $250,000 FTI Grand Prix and FEI World Cup™ Qualifier on Sunday, September 4, which is open to horses that successfully complete Friday’s $50,000 Spy Coast Farm Grand Prix Qualifier. This exciting class features Olympians, World Champions and USET veterans.

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For the first time, The Hampton Classic will be hosting a $50,000 USHJA International Hunter Derby on Saturday afternoon, September 3. “We are pleased to be able to give our top hunter riders the opportunity to compete for such a prestigious title at this year’s Classic,” said Cohen. “The addition of the Hunter Derby in our Main Hunter Ring will make Saturday an even more exhilarating day of competition, as it will run simultaneously with the $30,000 Open Jumper Challenge in the Grand Prix Ring.” Also new this year is the addition of a VIP Tent by Jumper Ring II, which hosts premier jumper and equitation classes all week. Further enhancing the experience for riders and spectators alike will be the inclusion of new electronic scoreboards in both Jumper Ring II and Hunter Ring I. Also, Sunday morning’s Hermès Hunter Classic will now be open to Junior and Amateur-Owner competitors jumping 3’6” as well as Amateur-Owner competitors jumping 3’3”, allowing all of the horse show’s amateur competitors riding in rated hunter divisions to be part of this prestigious classic competition. Besides the exciting equestrian competition, there are many other activities at the Classic that should be on everybody’s agenda. One such highlight is Cablevision Kids’ Day, which returns on Saturday, September 3, featuring children’s activities throughout the day. Kids 12 and under are admitted free and receive a complimentary pony ride. There will also be drawings held throughout the day for exciting prizes. Due to the popularity and success of last year’s inaugural event, the Hampton Classic is happy to announce the return of ASPCA Adoption Day on Monday, August 29. ASPCA Adoption Day will host local dog and cat shelters as well as horse rescue groups, which will showcase animals that are available for adoption. Celebrity VIP hosts for the event will include international Grand Prix rider Georgina Bloomberg, Brianne Goutal and Jill Rappaport, the “Today” show’s Animal Welfare Correspondent and best-selling author, as well as actress Aida Turturro of “The Sopranos.” In addition to Adoption Day, ASPCA will be conducting seminars and other fun activities at the ASPCA Patio throughout the Classic. For those who can’t make it to the show grounds, WVVH-TV, the official Long Island television station of the Hampton Classic, broadcasts up to five hours of competition and highlights each day during the Classic. These broadcasts can also be seen online at www.wvvh.tv. For more information on the Hampton Classic Horse Show, please visit the Hampton Classic website at www.hamptonclassic.com or call 631-5373177. Hampton Classic Horse Show, Inc. is a 501(c) (3) charitable corporation.

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Hampton Classic Sponsors The Hampton Classic Horse Show would like to thank the following sponsors: ASPCA (Partner) Alessandro Albanese ANATOMIE Artisanal Atlantic Hotel Autism Speaks (Partner) Baron’s Cove Berkoski Beval Bridgehampton National Bank Brown Harris Stevens C-VID Cablevision Carolex Champagne Louis Roederer Citarella Chronicle of the Horse Cottages & Gardens Dan’s Papers David Yurman Der Dau Devoucoux Diversified Services Dutch Petals Equestrian Services International Equestrian Sport Productions Elite Shavings Equifit Farmvet FTI FIJI Water

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ASPCA Hosts Animal Welfare Events The 36th Annual Hampton Classic Horse Show is pleased to welcome the return of the ASPCA (The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) as a sponsor for the fifth consecutive year. As part of their sponsorship, the ASPCA will host animal welfare events throughout the week that will focus on the issue of homeless and at-risk horses, dogs, and cats. One of the more popular events is ASPCA Adoption Day at the Classic, which will be held on Monday, August 29. The event will feature animals for adoption from five local animal shelters and several local horse rescue groups. ASPCA Equine Welfare Ambassadors and top international riders Georgina Bloomberg and Brianne Goutal will host the event alongside “Today” show animal welfare correspondent and bestselling author Jill Rappaport and actress and ASPCA supporter Aida Turturro. “We are proud to have the ASPCA return as a sponsor,” said Shanette Barth Cohen, executive director of the Hampton Classic Horse Show. “Animal welfare is paramount to the Hampton Classic and we are happy to work with the ASPCA in finding homes for deserving animals, as well as educating the public about their worthwhile programs.” Dr. Pamela Corey, director of equine veterinary services for the ASPCA, also will be on hand to answer equine health and wellness questions, and Jacque Schultz, ASPCA senior director and equine grants officer, will address how the ASPCA Equine Fund helps rescues and sanctuaries across the country sustain their life-saving programs. Local equine rescue groups Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard and Horse Rescue, Rerun, Inc. Thoroughbred Rescue and Seraphim12 Foundation will provide

demonstrations with rescued and re-homed equine ambassadors. Project Sage Horse Rescue and Kaeli Kramer Foundation will bring adoptable horses that will be part of a riding demonstration by rescue rider Hayley Barnhill, the nation’s top junior rider and winner of the 2010 ASPCA Maclay Championship. Rerun, Inc. is a recent recipient of a $35,000 grant from the ASPCA Equine Fund. “While we are proud to celebrate the tradition of excellence in humane and responsible horsemanship during this world-class horse show, we also are mindful of all the at-risk horses that are not so lucky,” said Valerie Angeli, senior director of equine and special projects for the ASPCA. “This event gives us a wonderful opportunity to honor these noble and hardworking animals together with the equestrian community.”

Other highlights during the weeklong event include a book signing and meet-andgreet on opening day with Elizabeth Letts, author of The Eighty Dollar Champion: A Horse, A Man, and the Dream That Inspired A Nation, and legendary rider and trainer Harry de Leyer. The Eighty Dollar Champion is the true story of a horse rescued from slaughter that became a legend. (See review on page 61). On Friday, September 2, the presentation of the ASPCA Maclay Award will take place with ASPCA humane law enforcement assistant director Joseph Pentangelo. The prestigious ASPCA Maclay Championship was established in 1933 by former ASPCA board member and horseman Alfred B. Maclay to encourage junior riders to excel in the art of responsible and humane horsemanship. It is the most coveted award in the U.S. for junior riders under 18 years of age. Bloomberg will return to the ASPCA patio to make appearances during the week, including TEAM ASPCA Day on Friday. On Saturday, September 3, she will autograph the new ASPCA Benefit Set from Breyer (model animal manufacturer) featuring a rescued horse, dog and cat, with a portion of the proceeds benefiting the ASPCA. On the final day of the Classic, Officer Joe Pentangelo will answer questions about animal welfare and how to report animal cruelty and neglect. The Jump for the ASPCA fundraiser, sponsored by FTI Consulting, also has returned to the Classic. Each time a rider clears the ASPCA fence, FTI will make a donation to the ASPCA Equine Fund that helps at-risk horses across the country.

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GRAND PRIX RING

HUNTER RING 2

HUNTER RING 1

JUMPER RING 2

8:30 AM

8:00 AM

7:30 AM

8:00 AM

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Leadline 2-4

383 Short Stirrup 10-12, W-T

167 Local Hunter, Professionals

164 Local Junior Hunter

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Leadline 5-7

384 Short Stirrup 10-12, W-T-C

168 Local Hunter, Professionals

165 Local Junior Hunter

385 Short Stirrup 10-12, O/F

166 Local Hunter U/S, Professionals

163 Local Junior Hunter U/S

386 Short Stirrup 9 & U, W-T

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170 Local Hunter, Non-Professional

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169 Local Hunter U/S, Non-Professional

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LOCAL JUNIOR HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP 161 Local A-O Hunter 162 Local A-O Hunter 160 Local A-O Hunter U/S

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HUNTER RING 3 8:00 AM 372 Children's Eq. High, Flat 373 Children's Eq. High, Fences 375 370 371

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9:00 AM 368

Adult Equitation, Flat

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Robert Hoskins Adult Medal

389 Marshall & Sterling Children’s Medal

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Marshall&Sterling Junior Medal

390 Marshall & Sterling Adult Medal

Monday, August 29th JUMPER RING 2

GRAND PRIX RING NO CLASSES SCHEDULED

HUNTER RING 1

HUNTER RING 2

HUNTER RING 3

11:00 - 1:00 PM ASPCA Adoption Day

NO CLASSES SCHEDULED

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HUNTER RING 3

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Tuesday, August 30th JUMPER RING 2

GRAND PRIX RING

HUNTER 1 RING

8:00 AM

201

Newsday Open Jumper (1.40m) II.1.a

Model Green Conformation

104 Children's Hunter (Lg. Ponies)

112

Children's Hunter (Horses) 15-17

256

East Coast YJC Round 1, 7 & 8 Year-Olds II (1.35 - 1.40m)

343 Platinum Performance/USEF Show Jumping Talent Search

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105 Children's Hunter (Lg. Ponies)

113

Children's Hunter (Horses) 15-17

212 Amateur-Owner Jumper (1.30m), II.2.b

Green Conformation Handy Hunter

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Children's Hunter U/S (Horses)

First Year Green Hunter

103 Children's Hunter U/S (Lg. Ponies)

109

First Year Green Handy Hunter

Children’s Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec B

First Year Green Hunter U/S

109 Children's Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A

110

Second Year Green Hunter

Children’s Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec B

Second Year Green Handy Hunter

110 Children's Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A

108

Second Year Green Htr. U/S

Children’s Hunter U/S (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec B

Amateur-Owner 3’3” Hunter

Amateur-Owner 3’3” Handy Hunter

Amateur-Owner 3’3” Hunter U/S

1:30 PM 207

Brown Harris Stevens Open Jumper (1.45m) FEI Table A, Article 238.2.1

217 Junior Jumper (1.30m), II.2.b

108 Children's Hunter U/S (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A 417 $2,500 Marshall & Sterling Children’s Hunter Classic (Ponies) 418 $2,500 Marshall & Sterling Children’s Hunter Classic (Horses)

ANNEX 9:00 AM 101

Children's Hunter (Sm./Med. Ponies)

102

Children's Hunter (Sm./Med. Ponies)

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Children's Hunter U/S (Sm./Med. Ponies)

Wednesday, August 31st GRAND PRIX RING

JUMPER RING 2

8:00 AM

202

250

216

Wölffer Estate Open Jumper (1.40m) II.1.a Junior Jumper (1.40m), II.1.a

1:30 PM 206

Pilatus Open Jumper (1.45m), FEI Table A, Article 238.2.1

SHF Enterprises East Coast YJC Round 1, 5 Year-Olds, II (1.20m)

253

Split Rock Farm East Coast YJC Round 1, 6 Year-Olds, II (1.30m)

218

Junior Jumper (1.30m), 11.2.a

213

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HUNTER 2 RING

HUNTER RING 3

8:00 AM

126 Adult Amateur Hunter 36-49

122

Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35

127 Adult Amateur Hunter 36-49

123

Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35

125 Adult Amateur Hunter 36-49 U/S

121

Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 U/S

130 Adult Amateur Hunter 50+ 131 Adult Amateur Hunter 50+ 129 Adult Amateur Hunter 50+ U/S

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Don’t Miss an Outstanding Opening Day Stephens, will describe the course of the $20,000 Nicolock Time Challenge. Opening Day at the Hampton Classic will also feature hundreds of riders from Long Island. The popular leadline event, where approximately 100 competitors as young as 2 years old, will compete in the horse show’s Grand Prix ring before the opening ceremony at noon. Three-time Olympic Medalist and Show Jumping Hall of Famer Joe Fargis will serve as the judge of the leadline class. Riders will also compete in local hunter and the short stirrup divisions. Headlining competition on Opening Day is the

$20,000 Nicolock Time Challenge, beginning at 1 p.m. More than 30 top show jumping riders and horses are expected to compete in this popular speed class. Last year’s $20,000 Nicolock Time Challenge was won by Olympic Silver Medalist Peter Leone of Greenwich, Connecticut and Nevval De La Batia, owned by Margaret Bopp. Peconic Public Radio (88.3 FM) will broadcast live from the Nicolock Patio at the horse show throughout the day.

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By Tamara Matthews-Stephenson Through travels to antique shows, shops and flea markets you may come across this unique pottery, which is thick and often adorned with flowers, crustaceans, seaweed, seashells, vegetables and fruit, all of which were applied as tiny sculptures layered on top of the bowls, dishes, pitchers, plates and cups. What is Majolica earthenware? Majolica is a lead and tin glaze process that creates an opaque white film that is painted on the surface of pottery. The process of making Majolica consists of first firing a piece of earthenware, then applying tin enamel that upon drying forms a white opaque porous surface. Majolica is often colorful and bold. While attending Parsons School of Design several years back, I worked at an antique shop on Lexington Avenue in New York City that had an extensive collection of Majolica. It amazed me how many designers and collectors would pay high prices for this pottery that seems rough when compared to finer porcelains, but after dusting off these pieces day after day, I became enthralled with the distinct styles of this unique earthenware. Where did this interesting pottery come from? Majolica was first produced in Staffordshire, England, beginning around 1850. Its name was taken from the earlier tin-glazed Majolica ware made in Italy in the 15th and 16th centuries. There were many pitchers and tea sets made in various shapes, from fish to cauliflowers. Umbrella stands and fountains are the most voluminous and available. This brightly colored, coarse tin-glazed earthenware became very popular by the time of the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia in 1876. The craze spread to the United States and after production started here many Victorian families collected Majolica across the country. Almost every country has its form of Majolica earthenware, but the American Majolica is often referred to as Etruscan Majolica. In the United States the shell and seaweed pattern became the most popular and helped to establish Griffen, Smith and Hall as the primary American makers of Majolica in the late 1800s. Ironically, the American Majolica fetches the steepest prices of all this earthenware because of a limited amount of product in the market due to the Griffen factory closing because of a fire. I came upon Wildgeraniums Antiques at a recent antique show and they have an extensive collection of various periods of Majolica,

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Kid’s Calendar For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 97 North Fork Calendar: 79 Day by Day Calendar pg: 107 AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach UPCOMING BENEFIT CONCERT FOR ALTERNATIVES FOR CHILDREN FEATURING BOBBY BANDIERA September 17th, 4 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, WHB. Tickets are $150, $100, $50, and Special VIP tickets including a pre-concert cocktail hour and a “meet-and-greet” with Bobby are available. The evening will conclude with Silent and Chinese Auctions. 631-288-1500. THURSDAY, AUGUST 25 DRIP PAINTING WORKSHOP - 10-11:30 a.m. Pollock Krasner House, 830 Springs Fireplace Road, EH. Families can enjoy a tour followed by a drip painting workshop. $25 per person includes an 11” x 14” canvas panel. 631-3292811. Resister online at karynmannix@optonline.net. GOAT ON A BOAT PLAYGROUP – 9-10 a.m., ages 3 and under with their grown-ups. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union Street, SGH. Play, songs, games, Circle Fun, and a Minkie the Monkey puppet show. Reservations at 631-725-4193. www.goatonaboat.org. $20, $15/members. Every Monday, Thursday and Friday. KIDSUMMER: TODDLER WORKSHOPS – 9:3010:15 a.m. Ages 2 and 3. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Child must accompanied by adult caregiver. www. parrishart.org, 631-283-2118. $20, $10/members. DREAMTIME – 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union Street, SGH. 631-725-4193, www. goatonaboat.org. Also Friday and Saturday. FRIDAY, AUGUST 26 GOAT ON A BOAT PLAYGROUP – 9-10 a.m., ages 3 and under with their grown-ups. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union Street, SGH. Play, songs, games, Circle Fun, and a Minkie the Monkey puppet show. Reservations at 631-725-4193. www.goatonaboat.org. $20, $15/members. Every Monday, Thursday and Friday. KIDSUMMER: ART WORKSHOPS – 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Ages 5 and up. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. 631283-2118, www.parrishart.org. $160, $130/members. SLEEPING BEAUTY – 7 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Performance of the classic story by local kids. 631-288-1500, www. whbpac.org. STAGES PRESENTS CINDERELLA THE MUSICAL—7:30 -9:30 p.m. Pierson High School, 200 Jermain Avenue, SGH. $15. 631- 329-1420, www. stagesworkshop.org. SATURDAY, AUGUST 27 HAMPTONS DANCE CAMP WITH THE KNICKS CITY DANCERS @ ROSS SCHOOL - 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Children ages 6 – 18 learn the fundamentals of dance and choreography in an energetic, fun and mentoring environment with the New York Knicks City Dancers at Ross School! The cost is $150 per person. Register online at http://nyknickscitydancers.com/events/knickscity-dancers-hamptons-dance-camp.aspx. Ross School, Center for Well Being, 18 Goodfriend Drive, EH. PONY RIDES – 10 a.m.-3 p.m. The Green Thumb Organic Farm, 829 Montauk Hwy, WM. Ducks, chickens, ponies, peacocks and more, every weekend! By Amaryllis Farm Sanctuary. 516-901-4161, www.amaryllisfarm.com. STAGES PRESENTS CINDERELLA THE MUSICAL - 7:30 -9:30 p.m. Pierson High School, 200 Jermain Ave. SGH. $15. 631 329-1420, www.stagesworkshop.org. DRIP PAINTING WORKSHOP - 10-11:30 a.m. Pollock Krasner Home, 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH.

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CHARITY EVENTS FOR KIDS AND PARENTS MAX CURE FOUNDATION – ROAR FOR THE CURE This was the first time I went to the ROAR FOR THE CURE party at East Hampton Tennis. It is to fight Pediatric Cancer. When I think about kids getting cancer I get real sad. The Roar had so many games and rides I cannot remember them all. My friend Linda Shapiro who runs the event e-mailed me to make sure I was coming and I was happy she asked. I played carnival games and beat the other kids in the first game I tried— squirting the water in the clown’s mouth and making the balloon rise to the top first. I

9200, www.longislandaquarium.com. $155/nonmembers, $140/members (includes aquarium admission). Daily. SUMMER HISTORY DIG FOR CHILDREN Weekly, through August 29, Mondays-Thursdays, 10 a.m.4 p.m., ages 12 and up. Thomas Halsey Homestead, 249 South Main St., SH. The group will excavate and interpret three simulated sites and will be instructed in the techniques of professional field archaeologists. 631283-2494, www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. $400 per week includes a healthy box lunch. TUESDAY, AUGUST 30 PEACEFUL PLANET YOGA – 9-10 a.m., 18 months to 3 years; 10:15-11:15 a.m., 3-6 years. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union St., SGH. Engaging yoga experience for children. 631-725-4193, www.goatonaboat. org. Every Tuesday. PREVIEW: MISS ELECTRICITY – 6 p.m., runs August 27, 31, September 2 and 4. Mulford Farm Museum, James Ln., EH. Mulford Repertory Theatre performs this family comedy. Sponsored by the East Hampton Historical Society. Advance tickets at 866-811-4111 or www.TheaterMania.com. $20/in advance; $25/at the door. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31 KIDFEST HANDS ON ARTS AND CRAFTS WORKSHOP – 3:30-4:30 p.m., ages 5 and up. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050, www.guildhall.org. $10, $8/members. KIDFEST #8: THE FRED GARBO INFLATABLE THEATRE CO. – 5 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Exciting show, before long audience members are playing with the inflatable props! 631-324-4050, www.guildhall. org. $11-16. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 THE THREE PIGS – 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193, www.goatonaboat.org. Also Friday and Saturday. SOCCER DROP-IN CLASSES - 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m., ages 2-5 (different age groups play at different times). Mashashimuet Park, 395 Main St., SGH. Call 212-8777171 or visit www.supersoccerstars.com for details. $50/ one-class pass. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 MISS ELECTRICITY – 6 p.m., runs August 27, 31, September 2 and 4. Mulford Farm Museum, James Ln., EH. Mulford Repertory Theatre performs this family comedy. Sponsored by the East Hampton Historical Society. Advance tickets at 866-811-4111 or www.TheaterMania. com. $20/in advance; $25/at the door. Send Kid’s Calendar listings to stacy@danspapers.com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

did miniature golf, the giant slide, I watched the shows, met the stilt man, tried some basketball, had lots of food, ice cream and candy. I hope they get rid of cancer but keep the event. EINSTEIN COLLEGE OF MEDICINE WILD, WILD WEST CARNIVAL One of my favorite parties of the summer is the Wild, Wild West Carnival, which takes place at the Ross School in Bridgehampton. I always love this carnival and have been going for lots of years. I remember that we won the auction and went to Disney World and had Murray as our guide and we didn’t have to wait on the long lines. I remember that Dad lost a tooth on some hard candy. But this year may have been the best of all because my school friend Isabel (Izzy) was there with me. So we just went to all the things we wanted to and Mom and Dad watched us but kind of let us alone. We had our pictures taken by photographers from newspapers, then went on the super slide, then played in a car race (we both lost) and played in a contest where you roll the ball and your car moves based on which hole it winds up in (Izzy won and I didn’t). Oops, my dad lost the fish Izzy won. And that was the first hour. We had lots of fun and I was pretty tired after three hours. Can’t wait until next year.

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ART COMMENTARY by Marion W. Weiss

RICHARD PRINCEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x153;UNCOVERING POLLOCKâ&#x20AC;? AT GUILD HALLÂ

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images of couples engaged in sexual activity. These photographs leave little to our imagination. Even so, the large photographs of Jackson Pollock (over which images are juxtaposed) also favor Princeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fragmentation: Pollockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s body is covered by smaller pictures, revealing only his hand or arm or paint bucket. Yet we must question what such a device means. Is Prince saying that Pollock was fractured himself and needed other people and experiences to make him â&#x20AC;&#x153;whole?â&#x20AC;? In order to â&#x20AC;&#x153;coverâ&#x20AC;? Pollock (the exhibitâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s theme), must he be â&#x20AC;&#x153;uncoveredâ&#x20AC;? to reveal whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s underneath? Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a

hint of this in a photograph showing Pollock lying on the ground with his eyes closed. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s as if he is daydreaming about his life and the people in it. Or does the opposite ring true as well? Are all those collages over Pollockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s image there to protect him from being discovered for who he really was? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably unlikely, since the images apparently reinforce both Pollockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rebellious demeanor and Princeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;preoccupation with the tawdry and illicit,â&#x20AC;? according to Guggenheim Museum curator, Nancy (continued on page 96)

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An Art Critic’s New York Marathon By Marion Wolberg Weiss Some people run marathons or indulge in any number of things requiring similar strength and determination. This critic tried for her own “personal best” by seeing how many art events she could experience during one July weekend in New York City. The challenges: one day reached 103 degrees, and the chauffeur-driven car broke down. (Truth is, either public transportation or walking was used.) The effects: environmental and information overload, but a sense of satisfaction at having been stimulated intellectually and emotionally by diverse art forms. The samples: three art museums; six films; one dance concert and three public art displays. The recommendations: don’t attempt a similar marathon unless you have experience in the tour business. And go to lots of movies so you can rest your mind and body. Museum hopping is old hat, but selecting varied venues is not as easy. Yet The New Museum in the Bowery, the Rubin Museum of Art (RMA) in Chelsea and the Museum of Modern Art (MOMA) off Fifth Avenue all present wide-ranging exhibits and settings. A good choice is a small, calming place with no crowds, and that’s why the RMA is perfect with its colorful tapestries from Tibet and Nepal. A literary day camp was in tow at the time, and the lecturer was teaching the kids about narrative story writing. How wonderful to see arts-in-education at work. The New Museum (known for conceptual/political art) is a decidedly different experience and housed in a tall glass and concrete structure. The exhibit, “Ostalgia, ” (meaning nostalgia for Eastern Europe) featured art from the Soviet Bloc countries during Communism and was critically acclaimed. However, this critic was not overwhelmed by the work that lacked overtly “political” messages (except for one

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video documenting a performance piece). Naturally, MOMA was the most crowded of all three venues and offered more traditional modern art, like German Expressionism and its arresting graphic impulse. On the lower level, however, was an invigorating display of movie director Kathryn Bigelow’s storyboards and other related pieces as a tribute to her art background. Not many filmmakers are both painting majors and an Academy Award winner for Best Picture (The Hurt Locker). Speaking of movies, New York is the best place in America to see foreign and independent works. The Tree of Life (winner of best film at this year’s Cannes Festival) was the most intellectually provocative and aesthetically beautiful. And it was overwhelming, too. A creative series at the Barbara Gladstone Gallery was also stimulating, with uncompleted avant-garde pieces by Jean Luc Godard and Maya Deren, two of this critic’s favorite directors. Independent features by Catherine Breillat (Sleeping Beauty) and Miranda July (The Future)

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were both whimsical, open-ended, with styles approaching Magic Realism. Conversely, Errol Morris’ Tabloid was a documentary about a controversial woman who had kidnapped her Mormon lover. Morris’ style is not boring by any means (he often deals with ambivalent outsiders) and more than simply “talking heads.” Savion Glover’s tap dancing is also more than simply dancing as proven by his performance at the Joyce Theatre. While he paid homage to many African American tapping greats, like Gregory Hines and Sammy Davis, Jr., he is surely a master, taking his style and technique to new levels. Thus, Glover’s dancing is virtuoso performance, meditation, hallucinatory and hypnotic. Finally, there was another kind of art, found in store windows and in neighborhood gardens. Call it what you will, but Bergdorf Goodman’s window displays are always imaginative and gorgeous. And art. This time, the theme of “phobias” was featured with manikins and settings by C.D. Greene showing such anxieties as “Fear of Cold.” A placard reminding customers that handbags by Judith Leiber (a Hamptons resident) were on sale seemed a bit out-of-place, but who can deny that Leiber’s purses are extraordinary. On the other hand, the non-exclusive neighborhood of Sixth Avenue and 29th Street had store windows of another sort, advertising wholesale wedding garb, underwear and pocketbooks. It was kitsch all the way but a down-home version of window dressing all the same. Ending the marathon was a stop in the East Village and the Avenue C Community Garden. The plants needed tending and the flowers wanted water, but the spot proved that nature creates the most special kind of art. And we ended up where we started: like the Rubin Museum, a calming, serene place to contemplate life.

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Get a Sneak Peak at Box Art Auction

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It was 11 years ago that supporters of the East End Hospice first asked some 100 well-known area artists to each take a small, unadorned box and create a unique work of art that could be put up for auction to benefit hospice. The Box Art tradition continues in 2011 as a highlight of the late summer season. On Saturday, September 10, the 2011 annual Box Art Auction will be held at the Ross School Center for Well Being on Goodfriend Drive in East Hampton. Leading up to the benefit, the boxes can be viewed on Wednesday, August 31, and Thursday, September 1, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Hoie Hall at St. Lukeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Church in East Hampton (18 James

Lane). The public is invited to a free preview reception at Hoie Hall on Wednesday, August 31, from 5 to 7 p.m. At the benefit on September 10, a Silent Auction will begin at 4:30 p.m., and the live auction will begin at 6 p.m. Auctioneer for the event is Bonnie Grice, Producer and Host of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Eclectic Cafeâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Song is Youâ&#x20AC;? on WPPB 88.3FMÂ Peconic Public Broadcasting. Wine and hors dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;oeuvres are included in the $60 benefit fee. Â â&#x20AC;&#x153;Artists on the East End have once again contributed their time, talent and singular creativity to produce these unique works of portable art for this worthy cause,â&#x20AC;? says Arlene Bujese, Benefit Chair. Artists are given small donated cigar and wine boxes â&#x20AC;&#x201C; using the box inside and out as a canvas or base. Bujese reports that among the more than 80 prominent artists who have answered the call to create memorable boxes for this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s auction are Connie Fox, April Gornik, William King, Donald Lipski , Randall Rosenthal,Â Michelle Stuart, Hans van de Bovenkamp andÂ Frank Wimberley. The benefitâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Honorary Committee includes such notable East Enders as Edward Albee, Alec Baldwin, April Gornik, Sheldon Harnick, Steven Long, Mayor Paul F. Rickenbach, Jr. and Susan Kennedy Zeller. All proceeds will benefit East End Hospice, which provides care for terminally ill patients, their families and loved ones living on the North and South Forks of Long Island, including the Eastern Suffolk County townships of Brookhaven. For further information, to place an absentee bid or to receive an invitation, please call Theresa Murphy at the East End Hospice development office (631-288-7080) or via e-mail (tmurphy@eeh.org).Â

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Tony Award-Winning “Side Man” at Guild Hall Kushner’s Angels in America. The play takes place between 1953 and 1985, tracking the slow eclipse of jazz by rock and roll, a change in taste that leaves Gene Glimmer without the “side man” gigs to support his family. Some musicians under these circumstances might alter their style or settle for a reasonably comfortable gig in a pit band, but not Gene: his musicality, indeed the whole of his person, is inextricably tied to the improvisational music he plays. A long scene in the second act features characters sitting and listening to a tape of Gene soloing on trumpet. For Gene, those lines he plays are his life, the only thing that really makes sense to him. The resulting emotional distance from his wife and child, not to mention the economic hardship Gene refuses to address, result in the dissolution of his

family. Terry’s frustration and alcoholism and their squalid Manhattan apartment can’t compete with his monomaniacal focus on the trumpet, and after the inevitable breakdown Gene becomes estranged from his son. The staged reading at Guild Hall is presented in association with Naked Angels, an off-Broadway theatre company founded in 1986 with the goal of developing and producing groundbreaking theatre. Proceeds from the staged reading will help make Naked Angels’ work possible. $100 VIP Prime Orchestra tickets include a postshow benefit reception with food provided by celebrity chef Marco Barrilas’ Insatiable Eats catering. Reserved seating is $30/$28 members. For tickets, call 631-324-4050 or go to www. guildhall.org.

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By Dan Koontz On Sunday, August 28 at 7 p.m., Guild Hall in East Hampton will present a staged reading of the play Side Man by Warren Leight. The play, which received glowing reviews when it opened in 1998, won the 1999 Tony Award for Best Play and was nominated for the Pulitzer Prize in that year. A memory play, told from the point of view of the son, Clifford, Side Man, is the heartbreaking story of a broken family, undone by events beyond anyone’s control and the inability of very human characters to transcend their own nature. Oscar-winner Melissa Leo stars as Terry Glimmer, while Zachary Quinto plays her son Clifford. Frank Woods plays father Gene Glimmer, a jazz trumpeter, the “side man” of the title, a role he originated on Broadway. Additional cast members of the original Broadway production, which ran for 517 performances in the late 90s, will fill other roles in the reading. Leo, who won her Oscar for her performance in The Fighter, is a familiar face on the East End, having summered in Springs throughout her childhood. Her father Arnold Leo has been a spokesman for the East Hampton Baymen’s Association. Zachary Quinto is a film and stage actor perhaps best known for taking on the role of Spock in the 2009 Star Trek movie. Frank Wood was in August: Osage County on Broadway and in the recent Signature Theatre Company’s revival of Tony

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Erica Katz on Mothers, Daughters and Beauty By Tamara Matthews-Stephenson I had a nice chat with Erika Katz, author of the newly-released book Bonding over Beauty, A MotherDaughter Guide to Self-Esteem, Confidence and Trust today about her book and tonight’s (Friday, August 26) book signing event at Southampton’s BookHampton from 5 to 7 p.m. As a beauty expert, author of beauty blog http://bondingoverbeauty.com and mother of a tween girl, Katz uses her expertise to help moms bond with their daughters. Bonding over Beauty emphasizes strengthening the motherdaughter bond over simple and fun activities like painting nails or making organic face scrubs from scratch. The book encourages using these activities to facilitate open communication with your daughters and build trust at a time when young girls need it most. By working on comfortable dialog this will

help give the necessary tools to tackle sensitive topics that arise in the tween years. “If you can get your daughter to talk to you openly and honestly during the tween years about uncomfortable subjects such as puberty, she is more likely to come to you later when she is concerned about boys, sex, drugs, and alcohol,” says Katz. The focus of Bonding Over Beauty is not beauty itself but working on the special relationship mothers and daughters share. Katz was a former child model and actress, and interned in the beauty department at Seventeen magazine and later graduated from Dartmouth College. She has utilized her eclectic experiences to create a beauty guide that served as the foundation for Bonding over Beauty, a valuable resource for moms offering advice and numerous bonding rituals to ease the difficulties faced by

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young girls. This evening’s event and book signing promises to be a fun family experience. As a longtime resident of Southampton, Katz is very excited to bring her new book and concepts to the Hamptons. “We relish the warm community out here in Southampton and BookHampton is our favorite place to meander through the aisles and ask the clerks for their expert advice on books. The shop embodies the close-knit neighborhood feeling our family has grown to love about this special village,” commented Katz. During the book signing, the company Good For Your Girls will offer goodie bags with all natural skin care products, beauty company Therapy will be on hand to weave feathers into girls’ hair and of course Erika Katz will be available to talk about her book and sign copies. Stop by BookHampton at 93 Main Street in Southampton tonight from 5- to 7 p.m., and bring the family to join in the fun.

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Spector. Thus, are we to assume that this series, “Uncovering Pollock,” is really about “uncovering Prince?” Seen from such a psychological perspective, perhaps the series is a “stream of consciousness” deriving from Prince or psychodrama as a form of visual art. And why not, considering that Prince’s appropriations are personal and subjective with photos of his punk favorites, like Sid Vicious and Gene Simmons, indicating an interest in music and perhaps pop culture. His pictures of Kate Moss also convey a similar interest in American culture. Then again, do we dare suggest that perhaps Prince is criticizing these icons at the same time that he values them? If we are coming up with no definite answers, that’s OK. According to Guild Hall curator Christina Mossaides, “Appropriation artists encouraged the viewer to bring his/her own associations with the imagery in the artists’ new context.” We welcome that idea with open arms. Richard Prince, “Uncovering Pollock,” will be on view at East Hampton’s Guild Hall (158 Main Street) until Oct. 17. 631-324-0806.

Michael Paraskevas Paintings and Illustration at his studio by appointment 157 Tuckahoe Lane Southampton, NY 11968 ph: 516-848-3553 www.michaelparaskevas.com

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ART OPENINGS & GALLERIES

AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HB-Hampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; NO-Noyac; NY-New York; OP-Orient; PC-Peconic; Q-Quogue; RB-Remsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHD-Southold; SI-Shelter Island; SPG-Springs; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHBWesthampton Beach; WS-Wainscott OPENINGS AND EVENTS GREENPORT HARBOR BREWING CO. – 8/2628, noon-6 p.m., 2nd Annual “UnHamptons, North Fork edition Outsider Art Show,” 234 Carpenter St., GP. 631477-6681. GALLERY OPENING – 8/26, 6-8 p.m. Giancarlo Impiglia and Nina Frand invite you to the gallery’s official opening. Galleria della Lupa, 150 Main St., SH. 631-8994533. RECEPTION – 8/26, 8/27, 8/28, “Mixed Media,” a group perspective art happening, Delaney Cooke Gallery, 17 Madison St., SGH. Soft opening, Friday, 5 to 11 p.m., Saturday, special event night, 7-11 p.m., Sunday, more events, noon-6 p.m. Curated by Robert Nasatka. www. delaneycookegallery.com. ART SALE – 8/27, 10 a.m-4 p.m. The estate of Arnold Hoffman Jr., painter and master printmaker. Also works from his collection by contemporaries Esteban Vicente, Tino Nivola, Robert Gwathmey and others. 16 Todd Drive, EH. www.ahoffmannjr.blog.com, 631-324-5933. PARRISH FILM – 8/27, 2, p.m., A 40-minute film in conjunction with “Artists Choose Artists,” the Parrish Art Museum’s second juried exhibition, on view through 10/9. RECEPTION – 8/27, 6-8 p.m. Ramiro Solo Show. Grenning Gallery, 17 Washington St., SGH. 631-725-8469, www.grenninggallery.com. RESTAURANT GALLERY OPENING – 8/28, 3-5 p.m., East End Arts Council presents artists Pat Feiler and Bob Miller. Rosalie Dimon Gallery, the Jamesport Manor Inn, 320 Manor Lane, JP. 631-722-0500. BOX ART AUCTION PREVIEW RECEPTION – 8/31, 5-7 p.m. Hoie Hall, St. Luke’s Church, 18 James Ln., EH. Well-known area artists each created a unique work of art in a small box that will be auctioned off to benefit East End Hospice. Free admission. The boxes can be viewed

from 8/31-9/1 from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Hoie Hall. Auction to be held at the Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH on 9/10, 4:30-8 p.m., $60-$500. www.eastendhospice.org. See story page 94. RECEPTION – 8/31, 6-8 p.m. Paintings by Priscilla Bowden and Mary Bayes Ryan, with monotypes by Jane Parkes. Through 8/28, 12-6 p.m. Ashawagh Hall, 780 Springs-Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-5671, www.ashawaghhall.org. GALLERIES ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – “Works on Paper,” by Paton Miller, Rolph Scarlett, Nahum Tschacbasov. 28E Jobs Ln. SH. 631-204-0383, arthurtkalaher@gmail.com. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART STUDIO – “Works on Paper,” by Salvador Dali, Paton Miller, Rolf Scarlett, Nahum Tschacbasov. 197 Madison St., SGH. 631725-0170, arthurtkalaher@gmail.com. BOCK ART LIMITED GALLERY – “Works by Charles Bock,” 16 Hill St., SH. 631-287-1078, www.bockartlimited. com. CHRYSALIS GALLERY –“Insightful Inspirations,” group show featuring: Joe Bucci, Deborah Bigeleisen, Duoling Huang and George Xiong. Through 9/1. Open every day. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883, www.chrysalisgallery. com. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. DELANEY COOKE –17 Madison St., SCH. Through 8/23. “Mixed Media,” a group perspective art happening, opens Friday, 5 to 11 p.m., Saturday, special event night, 7-11 p.m., Sunday, more events, noon-6 p.m. Curated by Robert Nasatka. 17 Madison St., SGH. 917-405-4846, www.delaneycookegallery.com. DESHUK-RIVERS – 141 Maple Ln., BH. 631-2374511, www.deshukriversgallery.com. EAST END ARTS COUNCIL GALLERY – 133 East Main St., RVHD. 631-727-0900, www.eastendarts.org. GALLERIA DELLA LUPA – 150 Main St., SH. 631899-4533. GALLERY 429 – “Steampunk Art,” works by Southampton artist and curator Art Donovan, author of The Art of Steampunk, Gallery 429, 429 Main St., GP. 631-477-3070. GUILD HALL – “Richard Prince: Covering Pollock.” Through 10/17. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m. 631-324-4050, www. guildhall.org. JILL LYNN & CO – 81 Jobs Ln., SH. Works by Joelle Nicole. www.jilllynnandco.com. LUCILLE KHORNAK GALLERY – Portrait photography. 2400 Montauk Hwy., BH. 631-613-6000, www.theportraitspecialist.com MARK BORGHI FINE ART – “Willem de Kooning: 35 works from 1936-1978,” 2426 Main St., BH. 631-537-7245, www.borghi.org. MARK HUMPHREY GALLERY – “The Renaissance NYC,” group show. 95 Main St., SH. 631-283-3113, www. markhumphreygallery.com. PAILLETTS – 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070.

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& SIMPLE ART OF COOKING by Silvia Lehrer

The dog days of August are still with us and dinnertime necessitates speed and simplicity. I’m thinking pasta with an uncooked sauce so that the only pot needed is the pot to cook the pasta in. And there is no better time to prepare this type of pasta than in summer with the abundance of fresh local produce at our farm stands and farmers markets. The most legendary pasta with uncooked sauce is undoubtedly the classic basil pesto. The first time I tasted this wondrous uncooked sauce in Italy, it was served with silken, freshly made fettuccine pasta. If this option is not available purchase the best quality fettuccine you can buy. Fresh parsley sauce with fresh tomatoes is another delicious version from Lydia Bastianich. My first experience with an uncooked tomato sauce was when I studied in Italy another long time ago. Vermicelli pasta with uncooked tomato sauce became the object of my affection. You may want to add a salad to your menu, but I have my greens—the basil or parsley and of course tomatoes if I choose to go that route.

I would prefer to finish the meal with a nice thick chilled wedge of the sweetest melons gracing our farm stands right now. Buon appetito! FETTUCCINE CON PESTO Fettuccine pasta with pesto sauce. Serves 4 to 5 For the pesto 3 1/2 cups fresh basil leaves 2-3 cloves garlic 1/3 cup pignoli nuts 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt Freshly ground pepper to taste 1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened 1/2 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese For the pasta 1 pound fettuccine Kosher salt for the cooking water 3 to 4 tablespoons of the pasta cooking water

Processing the pesto.

1. Wash basil leaves and gently pat dry. Without crushing basil, pack into measuring cup. Set aside. 2. Put the garlic cloves into work bowl of food processor fitted with knife blade or into a blender and process until finely chopped. Add basil leaves, pignoli nuts, salt and pepper and pulse with several on/off turns to chop ingredients coarsely. Scrape mixture down sides of bowl with rubber spatula as necessary. With machine running pour the olive oil through the feed tube in a slow steady stream. Stop and scrape down the sides of the bowl, and process to a puree. Can be refrigerated for a day (or freeze for later use), defrost at room temperature. 3. When ready to sauce your pasta, stir grated cheese and butter into the pesto.

5. Meanwhile, bring 4 to 5 quarts water to a boil. Add 1 to 2 tablespoons salt and put in the fettuccine. Stir with a fork to separate the pasta, cover pot and return to a boil immediately. Uncover and cook the pasta at a rolling boil for about 9 to11 minutes, depending on the brand you are using. Taste to be sure pasta is al-dente or firm to the bite. Be careful not to over cook. Just before draining pasta, ladle about 3 to 4 tablespoons cooking water to the pesto to soften and stir to mix. 5. Drain and transfer pasta to a large mixing bowl, add the pesto sauce and stir to coat very well. Serve warm with additional cheese if desired. VERMICELLI WITH UNCOOKED TOMATO SAUCE (continued on page 100)

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Restaurant Review: Diggers

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By Arianna Johnson People spend their entire lives looking for a decent bar that also serves good food. Pub food, as we know it, migrated from Ireland and England to the U.S., and there are now certain food staples that we bar-goers expect with beer and cocktails. If you’re on the North Fork, Digger’s on Main Street in Riverhead is a bar that also serves awesome pub fare. When my boyfriend and I walked into Digger’s it looked like your typical pub: dark colors and heavy wood with a big bar that separated the restaurant into two sections. It was weird for us to be in a place like this during the day (we’re usually drinking and dining at night); it this was a nice change. We both decided to start off with soup. He ordered the French onion and the waitress recommended I try the sausage and cabbage soup. The French onion soup was piping hot and had large slices of onion and melted cheese all over the top. The way my boyfriend devoured it, it must’ve been pretty darn good. I did manage to get a small sampling of it and I thought highly of it as well. The cabbage soup reminded me of something my grandmother used to make because it was very rustic and had a spicy tomato broth. Then,

since we were in an Irish pub, we had to try their Bangers and Mash, but they just call them Irish chips. A huge plate came out covered with freshly fried waffle fries topped with melted cheese, gravy and bacon bites. It was basically a heart attack on a platter but we ate most of it because it was that delicious. The fries were crispy and the gravy was hardy with a distinct Guinness punch; the bacon

and gooey cheese made it even better. Great hangover food. For our entrées, I ordered a Reuben with sweet potato fries and my boyfriend had Chicken O’Brien with steak fries. This consisted of a fried chicken cutlet, topped with bacon, gravy and mozzarella cheese all on a roll. And when I say steak fries, I mean small potatoes cut into quarters and fried; they were no joke. I actually had a bite of the sandwich and the combination of all of those ingredients was fantastic. The corned beef on my Reuben tasted almost exactly like my grandmother’s, which brought me back to my childhood. Interestingly it was on marble bread, which I enjoyed because I make my Reuben with either rye or pumpernickel, so having both was perfect. My sweet potato fries were thin and crisp, just how I like them. I would like to say that we topped off our meal with a Guinness or Irish Car Bomb, but that would just spell disaster for the rest of our day. If you’re ever in Riverhead and you’re on the hunt for some solid pub cuisine and a beer, Digger’s is the place to go. Diggers, 58 West Main St., Riverhead, 631-3693200, www.diggerspub.net.

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ONGOING HAPPY HOUR AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – 4-7 p.m. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Sq., SH. 631-283-2800, www.publick.com. SUNSET FRIDAYS AT WOLFFER – 5-8 p.m., Fridays. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. This week features the sounds of “The Majestic” – a Reggae band whose sound matches its name. 631-537-5106, www. wolffer.com. TWILIGHT THURSDAY – 5 p.m.-sunset, Thursdays. The winery tasting room, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. Wölffer Winery presents live music. Wines by the glass and cheese plates for purchase. August 25 features the jazz saxophone stylings of Julie Bluestone. 631-537-5106. No cover charge. MUSIC AND DINNER ALL SUMMER LONG – 6-9 p.m., Fridays and Saturdays this summer. Springs General Store, 29 Old Stone Hwy, EH. 631-329-5065, www. springsgeneralstore.com. JAM SESSON AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m., Thursdays. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Tpk., SGH. Come enjoy some great jazz, played by musicians from the East End and beyond. Bring your instrument if you want to jam. Enjoy the great Bay Burger roadhouse food. 631-603-6160, www.bayburger.com. JAZZ JAM AT THE PIZZA PLACE – 7-9 p.m., Mondays. The Pizza Place, 2123 Montauk Hwy, BH. Join us

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for an open jazz jam session featuring The Dennis Raffelock Duo. Up-and-comers & old timers welcome! 631-537-7865. MONICA HUGHES PERFORMS AT HARBOR BISTRO – 7-10 p.m., Fridays. Harbor Bistro, 313 Three Mile Harbor Rd., EH. 631-324-7300, www. harborbistro.net. BLUE PARROT GAY NIGHT – 7 p.m.-close, Tuesdays. Blue Parrot, 35A Main St., EH. Margaritas 2 for $10. 631329-2583. LADIES’ NIGHT AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – 9 p.m., Wednesdays. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Sq., SH. 631-283-2800, www.publick. com. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE SATURDAY NIGHTS – 9:30 p.m., Saturdays. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Sq., SH. 631-283-2800, www.publick. com. RABBITS HOLE – 10:30 p.m., Fridays. Race Lane, 31 Race Ln., EH. 631-433-9335, www.racelanerestaurant.com. THURSDAY AUGUST 25 LIVE MUSIC THURSDAYS AT GEORGICA – 8 p.m.1 a.m. Dance Party with live music. Three course Prix Fixe and dining at the bar. Reservations suggested. Georgica Restaurant, 108 Wainscott Stone Road, WS. 631-537-5603. www.georgicarestaurant.com FRIDAY AUGUST 26 A TASTE OF THE EAST END AT HOTEL INDIGO – 8 p.m. Bistro 72 at Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, RVHD. Start your weekend each Friday with the musical stylings of our resident DJ and Bistro 72’s East End drink specials: $4 Drafts, Wines & Cocktails, $7 Sparkling Wine & Martinis. 631-369-2200, www.indigoeastend.com. FRIDAY NIGHT KICK-OFF AT SEASONS OF SOUTHAMPTON – 5 p.m. Seasons of Southampton, 15 Prospect St., SH. Seasons will be holding a weekly Friday Night Weekend Kick-Off Party featuring a unique line up of live bands changing weekly from reggae to rock to disco to blues, ska and more. Dining choices will also be available each night to complement the music, as will $5 frozen drink specials. To begin the series, the event line-up includes a live reggae and ska band and a classic pig roast,

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PIANO SINGALONG AT THE DORY – 6 p.m. w/ Laurence Kom on the Tiki-Deck on Chase Creek. The Dory, 185 Bridge Street, SI. 631-749-4300. www.doryrestaurant. com. GURNEY’S BEACH PARTY – 6-10 p.m. Gurney’s Inn Resort & Spa, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, MTK. Tuesday night beach party at Gurney’s beach on the ocean! Large screen surf movies, bonfire, live bands, drink specials and NO COVER! Definitely the hottest ocean beach party in the Hamptons! 631-668-2345, www.gurneysinn.com. THE WINE PROJECT – 6:30 p.m. The Riverhead Project, 300 East Main Street, RVHD. It is a gathering – a conversation with wine, about wine, no legs, no points, no nose, no attitude. It’s about the story of the wine, its journey, the how and why it got to your table. Different wines, different wineries, different ways – a plate, a glass, a platter of food, a good time. Family style, your style, our style. 631-284-9300, www.theriverheadproject.com. $40. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 8 p.m Marcia Ball, $35/$50. 10 p.m. Colin Smith Band, $10.The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, www.stephentalkhouse.com. WEDNESDAY AUGUST 31 STEPHEN TALKHOUSE –8 p.m. Jake Clemons, $20. 10 p.m. Karaoke w/ Harry, $5. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, www.stephentalkhouse.com. “KICKS!” AT THE DORY – 10 p.m. Weekly Top-40 and popular hits dance party w/ DJ Frankie Baby in the main lounge. The Dory, 185 Bridge Street, SI. 631-749-4300. www.doryrestaurant.com. THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 1 THE SUNSET GROOVE AT THE SALTWATER GRILL – 6-9:30 p.m. Dance to the original R&B sound of The Bredfrys. The Saltwater Grill, 379 Dune Road, WHB. 631-288-1485. LIVE MUSIC AT MUSE RESTAURANT AND AQUATIC LOUNGE – 7-10 p.m. MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill Shopping Center, Suite 5A, WM. MUSE Restaurant and Aquatic Lounge offers live entertainment. Guests drink and dine to the music of Steve Fredericks, guitarist and vocalist. 631-726-2606, www.musehampton.com. BISTRO 72 PIANO BAR WITH TREVOR DAVISON – 7-11 p.m. Hotel Indigo welcomes pianist Trevor Davison as he transforms the Bistro 72 Lounge into a Piano Bar. There isn’t a song he doesn’t know or an amateur singer he can’t make sound like a pro. He also writes all of the arrangements for The Trevor Davison Orchestra. Bistro 72 At Hotel Indigo East End 1830 West Main Street, Route 25 RVHD. 631-369-2200, www.indigoeastend.com/ live-entertainment. REGGAE THURSDAYS AT THE BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST – 8 p.m. The Backyard Restaurant, 90 Second House Rd., MTK. 631-668-2105, www.soleeast.com/restaurant.

STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 8 p.m. 7 WALKERS $75/90. 10 p.m. Hot Lava, $25. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, www.stephentalkhouse.com. DORY-OKE AT THE DORY – 10 p.m. Karaoke party with Mikey in the main lounge. The Dory, 185 Bridge Street, SI. 631-749-4300. www.doryrestaurant.com. FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 2 A TASTE OF THE EAST END AT HOTEL INDIGO – 4-7 p.m. Bistro 72 at Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, RVHD. Start your weekend each Friday with the musical stylings of our resident DJ and Bistro 72’s East End drink specials: $4 Drafts, Wines & Cocktails, $7 Sparkling Wine & Martinis. 631-369-2200, www.indigoeastend.com. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 8 p.m Steven Page, former singer for Barenaked Ladies, $50/$65. 10 p.m. Winston Irie, $30. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-2673117, www.stephentalkhouse.com. FRIDAY JAM AT HOTEL INDIGO – 8:30-11:30 p.m. Bistro 72 at Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, RVHD. Back by popular demand, the Steve

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at this cozy restaurant featuring delicious food and friendly service! Dinner reservations recommended. 1615 Sag HarborBridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-725-1045, www.estiaslittlekitchen.com. GEORGICA RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE – Nestled in the exclusive hamlet of Wainscott, serving dinner Thursday through Monday from 6 to 11 p.m. Featuring grilled prime meats and fresh seafood. 108 Wainscott Stone Rd., Wainscott. 631-5376255. GOSMAN’S INLET CAFÉ – Sushi here is the best-kept secret in town! Also grilled tuna, jumbo lobsters, great pasta and a kid’s menu. Relax, watch the boats come in and enjoy the freshest sushi around. Sushi to go available all day. Lunch & dinner daily. Located at the harbor in Montauk. 631-668-2549, www.gosmans.com. THE GRILL ON PANTIGO – Serving classic, casual American, cuisine in a modern setting, The Grill offers indoor and outdoor dining as well as a chic bar that doubles as a late-night lounge. Appetizers range from $5-$16. Entrees range from $15-$38. Promotional specials are run throughout the year. 203 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631329-2600 HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso bar & bakery, breakfast & lunch café, outdoor seating, kid friendly! Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE, www. hamptoncoffeecompany.com. HARBOR BISTRO – One of the best sunsets on the East End. Great food and wine on the waterfront, hidden gem on the Harbor. 313 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7300, www.harborbistro.net. HARBOR GRILL – Affordable American dining. Casual, family-friendly restaurant. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-604-5290, www.facebook.com/ harborgrill. IL CAPUCCINO – Still serving the best Italian food and garlic rolls, since 1973. Dinner every night starting at 5:30. Brunch/lunch Sundays from noon-3 p.m. Outdoor seating. 30 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2747, www. ilcapuccino.com. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A “foodie’s” delight! The atmosphere rivals the food as you dine on the waterfront, with sweeping bay views and gorgeous sunsets. Brunch Sat. & Sun. 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. Dinner daily from 5 p.m. 32 Lighthouse Rd. Hampton Bays. 631-7281200, www.theinnspot.com. JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Zagat-rated New American Cuisine dedicated to sustainable, fresh and local food and wine. Dinner three-course prix fixe, Sun.-Thurs., $35. Lunch and dinner daily. Closed Tues. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. www.jamesportmanor.com. Reservations 631-722-0500 or opentable.com. LEGENDS – Legends is sporting a fresh new look this summer, with a completely renovated interior and panoramic windows offering Peconic Bay views. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123. LUCE + HAWKINS AT JEDEDIAH HAWKINS INN – Chef Keith Luce features an evolving menu emphasizing local and sustainably-grown ingredients. Serving dinner Thursday through Monday; lunch Friday and Saturday; brunch Sunday and Monday. 400 South Jamesport Ave., Jamesport. 631-722-2900, www.jedediahhawkinsinn.com. M&E – Contemporary American seafood and steak. Open every day for lunch and dinner from 11:30 a.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1115. MATSULIN – Finest Asian Cuisine. Zagat Rated. Lunch, Dinner, Sushi & Sake Bar. Catering available. Open 7 days from noon. 131 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838, www.matsulin.com. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE – New American Fare with regional flair. Live music Thursdays.

75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE – New Award-winning Executive Chef Walter Hinds, New Contemporary American Cuisine. Open daily for breakfast and brunch from 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dinner from 4:30 p.m.midnight, 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575, www.75main.com. B. SMITH’S – The best lobster roll and waterfront view in the Hamptons. Home of the legendary watermelon margarita! Celebrating 14 years in the Hamptons. Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858, www.bsmith.com. BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST – Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Restaurant and poolside lounge with a beach club setting. Friday night – live acoustic/ guest D.J. Saturday afternoon – pool party w/guest D.J.s Sunday, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. – poolside brunch with live Bossa Nova. 90 Second House Road, Montauk. 631-668-6700, www.soleeast.com. BETWEEN THE BUN – On the road? Don’t run on empty. Fill up at Between the Bun, featuring the East End’s best grilled hotdogs and other fine specialties. 473 County Road 111, Manorville (1/4 mile from the LIE). BOBBY VAN’S – Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BOA THAI – Asian Fusion. The best authentic Thai and Asian food in the Hamptons. Open Friday-Tuesday, Lunch 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m.; Dinner 7 days, 5-11 p.m. FridaySaturday to 11:30 p.m. 129 Noyac Road, Southampton, next to North Sea firehouse. 631-488-4422. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., lunch from noon to 3 p.m. Serving a casual Italian style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. La Pasticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Hwy., Montauk. 631-6682345. CANAL CAFÉ – Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays. 631-723-2155. CLEMENTE’S CRAB HOUSE – Weekend $15.95 Prix Fixe Lunch, 1-4 p.m., includes a glass of wine or beer. Open every day. Everything made fresh to order. Full steak menu and sushi-grade sesame-seared tuna. Happy hour Mon.-Sat. 5-7 p.m., Sun. 3-5 p.m. Fridays Karaoke w/Big Rich from 10 p.m. 448 West Lake Dr., Montauk. 631-6686677, www.clementescrabhousemontauk.com. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM – Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Open for lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-7223292; 1065 Franklinville Rd., Laurel, 631-298-3262. www. elbowroomli.com. COMTESSE THÉRÈSE BISTRO – Enjoy awardwinning North Fork wines in the Tasting Room or dine in the Bistro of this 1830s restored rectory. Cordon Bleu Chef Arie Pavlou prepares classic French cuisine. ThursdaySunday lunch and dinner. 739 Main Road, Aquebogue. 631-779-2800. COPA WINE & TAPAS RESTAURANT – Happy hour daily, 4-7 p.m. Dinner Mon.-Wed. to 11 p.m., Thurs.-Sat. to midnight. Late-night menu: kitchen open Fri. and Sat., midnight to 2 a.m. 200 Bottles of wine, 40 wines by the glass. 95 School St., Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469. ESTIA’S LITTLE KITCHEN – Enjoy breakfast, lunch and dinner influenced by the flavors of Mexico

Open 5:30 p.m., WednesdaySunday. The Shoppes at Water Mill, 760 Montauk Hwy., Water Mill. 631-726-2606. NORTH FORK OYSTER COMPANY – Greenport’s newest upscale seafood restaurant serves creative cuisine featuring the freshest local produce and seafood. Closed Monday and Tuesday. 300 Main St. (Stirling Square), Greenport. 631-477-6840, www. northforkoystercompany.com. OCEANBLEU – At Westhampton Beach Bath and Tennis Hotel, 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. Saturday 6-10 p.m. $45.95 lobster bake with 1 1/2 lb. lobster and unlimited seaside buffet. Reservations 631-288-2515, www.oceanbleu-westhampton.com. ORIENT BY THE SEA – Restaurant and full-service marina. Offering an extensive menu of local seafood and fresh vegetables. Located next to Cross Sound Ferry. Dine overlooking beautiful Gardiners Bay on our outdoor deck. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 40200 Main Road, Orient. 631-323-2424, www.orientbythesea.com. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. PLAZA CAFÉ – Fine American Cuisine with the emphasis on seafood and great wines. Innovative and highly acclaimed. Open for dinner at 5:30 p.m. 61 Hill Street (around the corner from the Cinema). 631-283-9323. PORTO BELLO – Celebrating 20 years, in their original location on the waterfront at 1410 Manhanset Ave., Brewer’s Marina, Greenport. Offering local and imported wines, Porto Bello is one of the North Fork’s hidden treasures! 631-477-1515. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. Open year round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. SEN RESTAURANT – Sen favorites including chicken or beef teriyaki, shrimp tempura and soba noodle dishes are served alongside an incredible selection of sushi and sashimi. Flavorful salads and side dishes available. Open at 5:30 p.m. every day. 23 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-1774, www.senrestaurant.com. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Established in July 1996, this microbrewery/restaurant is your Hamptons home for world-class beers. Open year-round for lunch and dinner. Special events, private taproom, catering and takeout. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800, www.publick.com. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR – A modern American bistro. Open 7 Days for lunch & dinner. Offering fresh local seafood, prime steaks and local seasonal vegetables. 26W Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-7232626. TOUCH OF VENICE – We’ve moved! Newly-renovated location on Main Street in the heart of the historic Cutchogue village. Featuring Italian and local specialties. 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-298-5851, www. touchofvenice.com. TROLLEY BARN – Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, 7 days a week, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Enjoy everything from creative omelettes to classic filet mignon! Open weekdays, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; weekends, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 216 Montauk Hwy., Speonk. 631-801-2888. TURKUAZ GRILLE – Come enjoy our MediterraneanTurkish cuisine. Located on the Peconic Riverfront. Dine inside or on our patio. Featuring gyros, shish kabobs, Turkish pizza. Daily specialties. 40 McDermott Avenue, Riverhead (next to Atlantis Marine World). 631-591-1757. TWEEDS – Located in historic Riverhead, Tweeds Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines representing the best L.I. vineyards. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 17 E. Main St. 631-208-3151.

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UPCOMING SAG HARBOR WHALING AND HISTORICAL MUSEUM ANNUAL SUMMER LOBSTER BAKE – September 9, 6-9 p.m. 200 Main Street, SGH. Reservations are required for this traditional, end-of-season feast that features a full raw bar, roast chicken, local veggies, wine and beer. Live music by Inda Eaton and Dick Johansson. Silent auction. $85/person, seating limited. 631-725-0770. JUDITH WEIS BOOK DISCUSSION – September 10, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. East Hampton Library, Main St., EH. Do Fish Sleep? 631-324-0222. Limited seating. MERLOT WORLD CLASSIC – September 10, 5-8 p.m. Lenz Winery, Main Rd., Peconic. Taste over 60 Merlots from around the world. 631-734-6010, www.lenzwine.com. $50/Lenz subscribers $25. LONG ISLAND HEART WALK AND 5K RUN – September 25, 8:30 a.m. registration and health fair, 10 a.m. run starts, 10:15 a.m. walk starts. Jones Beach, 1 Ocean Parkway, Wantagh. 516-450-9104, www. longislandheartwalk.org. THURSDAY, AUGUST 25 CTREE at SEBONACK To benefit the Center for Therapeutic Riding of the East End 6:00 9:00 p.m. The public is invited to join CTREE and special guest, NBC Today Show Animal Advocate Correspondent and Best Selling Author, Jill Rappaport, for a cocktail reception and silent auction to celebrate Horses Changing Lives, to benefit the Center for Therapeutic Riding of the East End. Sebonack Golf Club, 405 Sebonack Road, SH. Tickets to the event begin at $250.00, 631-7792835. SHOP AND SHARE AT LILLY PULITZER – 5-8 p.m. Lilly Pulitzer, 55 Newtown Ln., EH. Enjoy wine and cheese while you shop! 10% of the proceeds go to the Annual Appeal at Bay Street Theatre. 631-725-9500, www. baystreet.org. STEVEN ALAN’S SUMMER PARTY – 5-8 p.m. Steven Alan Store, 75 Main St., EH. Kick-off of the partnership of Babo Botanicals, the premium organic beauty line for children, and Edible Schoolyards, NYC, an organization that integrates campus gardens into elementary school curricula in urban areas. Hamptons.guestofaguest.com. SOUTHAMPTON ARTS FESTIVAL CONCERT – 7 p.m. Southampton Cultural Center, Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Ln., SH. 631-287-4377, www.southamptonculturalcenter.org. THE ART OF GETTING BY – 8 p.m. screening, Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050, www.guildhall.org. $12/members $10. TERRI – 8 p.m. screening, Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. 631-288-1500, www.whbpac.org. $3 - $10. ENTER LAUGHING, THE MUSICAL – Through September 4. Bay Street Theatre, 1 Bay St., SGH. Hilarious show, book by Joseph Stein (Fiddler on the Roof) and music and lyrics by Stan Daniels (“The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” “Taxi”). 631-725-9500, www.baystreet.org. $65-75. SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET – Through September 11. Gateway Playhouse, Bellport. 631-286-1133 or 1-888-4TIXNOW, or visit www.gatewayplayhouse.org. FRIDAY, AUGUST 26 COOK WITH SILVIA LEHRER - 2-4 p.m. Bridge Gardens, 36 Mitchell Ln., BH. 631-283-3195, events@ peconiclandtrust.org. $25. THE WHIFFENPOOFS OF YALE UNIVERSITY – 4 p.m. Bay Street Theater, 1 Bay St., SGH. Oldest and most well-known all-male college a capella group performs. Member Raphael Odell Shapiro is from Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500, www.baystreet.org. $25, $15/students and children. CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY – 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. See popular celebrities, including Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick. 631-3244050, www.guildhall.org. $38-65. SATURDAY, AUGUST 27 SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCIETY HIKE – 8:30-10:30 a.m. Sag Harbor/Wainscott

Bike Ride. All riders must be able to keep a moderate pace for this 12-mile ride. Helmets a must. Call Bob Wolfram for details and starting place. Rain cancels. 631-848-2255. ARTS, CRAFTS & GIFTS FAIR – 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. V.F.W. Post 5350, Montauk Hwy, Q. Includes a 50/50 auction. Proceeds go to veteran assistance programs and awards to children in the local community. 631-728-1367. GARDEN AS ART TOUR – 9:30 a.m.-noon, breakfast and illustrated lecture; noon-5 p.m., tour of grand gardens in the Hamptons. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Author and garden designer Jack de Lashmet discusses his new book, Hamptons Gardens, in the morning; tour includes visits to local gardens. 631-324-0806 ext. 22, www.guildhall.org. $100, $85/members. COMPOST LECTURE – 10 a.m. Marders Nursey, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. 631-702-2306, www.marders.com. TAKE A WALK ON BUELL LANE – 10 a.m.-11 a.m. Clinton Academy Museum, 151 Main Street, EH. East Hampton Historical Society Executive Director Richard Barons shows you the wonderful 19th-century homes that graced old Buell’s Lane, also known as Sag Harbor Turnpike. Limited to 12 people. Call the East Hampton Historical Society to reserve space, 631-324-6850. Free. DRS. EVELYN AND PAUL MOSCHETTA BOOK DISCUSSION – 1-2:30 p.m. East Hampton Library, Main St., EH. Are You Roommates or Soul Mates? 631-324-0222. Limited seating.

DAN’S PAPERS 39th ANNUAL KITE FLY – 5:307:30 p.m. Sagg Main Beach, SGK. 631-537-6216. www. danshamptons.com. KATRINA VANDEN HEUVEL AND STEPHEN COHEN AT CANIO’S – 6 p.m. Canio’s hosts a discussion about the Obama Presidency on the Eve of 2012. Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, SH. 631-725-4926. www. caniosbooks.com. HAMPTON BAYS HIBERNIANS’ ANNUAL FUNDRAISER – 6-10 p.m. Boardy Barn, 270 West Montauk Hwy, HB. Raises money for 2012 Hamptons Bays St. Patrick’s Day Parade. An entertaining evening with a corned beef and cabbage dinner, a 50/50 auction, Irish music, step dancing, a pipe band and a number of raffle drawings. $15. BLUE DREAM SUMMER GALA – 6:30-11 p.m. Sharing Grounds (private estate), BH. The Greek Orthodox Church of the Hamptons hosts its inaugural gala to benefit both the Children’s Tumor Foundation and its parish building fund. VIP cocktail party, dinner by Creative Edge Parties, dancing under the stars and celebrity guests. Music by DJ Jus Ske and Yianni Papastefanou and Orchestra. 212-207-7269, www.ctf.org. PIANIST GLEB IVANOV CONCERT – Old Whalers’ Church, 44 Union St., SGH. Young Concert Artists Series benefits The Community House Fund at Old Whalers’. 631-725-0894. $35/$25 for seniors and students/$90 for three-concert series. NIGHT OF STARS: GUILD HALL’S 80TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION – 8 p.m. Guild Hall, 158

PICK OF THE WEEK Dan’s Kite Fly Sat., Aug. 27 5:30-7:30 p.m. See listing below. Main St., EH. See popular celebrities, including Eli Wallach and Blythe Danner. 631-324-4050, www.guildhall. org. $48-125. SUNDAY, AUGUST 28 HAMPTON CLASSIC HORSE SHOW – Aug. 28 – Sept. 4. 240 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. Competition in five rings, over 70 boutiques and an international food court. Featuring the 250,000 FTI Grand Prix on Sept. 4. $10 per person or $20 per car load. 631-537-3177. SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCIETY HIKE – Meet at the end of Fair Hills Lane (off Brick Kiln Road), BH. Great Swamp Loop. A moderately paced four-mile hike with some hills. Views of Great Swamp in the William Mulvihill Preserve. Tony Garro, 631-7255861. 631-678-6945 day of hike. OPERA AND BALLET IN CINEMA: PUCCINI’S LA RONDINE (THE SWALLOW) – 2 p.m. The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Teatro la Fenice in Venice. 631-283-2118, www. parrishart.org. $17, $14/members. STAGED READING: SIDE MAN – 7 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Written by Warren Leight. Features Oscar-winning actress Melissa Leo and Zachary Quinto. 631-324-4050, www. guildhall.org. $28-100. MONDAY, AUGUST 29 EL BULLI: COOKING IN PROGRESS – 5:30 p.m. The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Spanish chefs. Film in Catalan with English subtitles. 631-283-2118, www. parrishart.org. $7, $5/members. SCREENING: STEPHEN SOUNDHEIM’S COMPANY – 7 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Accompanied by the New York City Philharmonic. Features Neil Patrick Harris, Patti LuPone, Stephen Colbert and Christina Hendricks. 631-3244050, www.guildhall.org. $22, $20/ members. COMEDY CLUB PRESENTS ANDREA MARTIN: FINAL DAYS! EVERYTHING MUST GO!! – 8 p.m. Bay Street Theatre, 1 Bay St., SGH. Emmy and Tony Award-winning comedienne present her hilarious new one-woman show. 631-725-9500, www. baystreet.org. $65, $60/members. TUESDAY, AUGUST 30 FILM SCREENING: BUCK – 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Follows the story of a real life horse whisperer, from his abusive childhood to his successful approach to horses. 631-288-1500, www.whbpac.org. $3-10. Also 8/31 and 9/1. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31 CONCERTS IN THE PARK: VIVIAN AND THE MERRYMAKERS – August 31, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Agwam Park, SH Village. www.scc-arts.org. Donations appreciated. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 SUMMERDOC #4: BOMBAY BEACH – 8 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Hosted by Alec Baldwin. In association with The Hamptons International Film Festival. 631-324-4050, www.guildhall.org. $22, $20/ members. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 ROSANNE CASH – 8 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Singer/songwriter daughter of Johnny Cash performs. 631-324-4050, www.guildhall.org. $53-110.

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SIGNED AND SEALED Dear Dan, I am writing this letter to you because you and your papers have always been supportive of the arts and the “Hamptons” community. This past Saturday morning (July 23) at about 9:30 a.m., I went out towards the circle in North Haven to place five signs in the area directing people to my studio. The Artists Alliance of East Hampton (a not-for-profit organization) was having the annual Artists Studio Tour, in which I was included. There were three “summer traffic cops” standing nearby and one of them informed me that I would be fined $100 for each sign displayed. Evidently it is illegal to place signs along the roads and on telephone poles in Suffolk County. An officer in a nearby police car warned me that if I put the sign

in the ground he would “remove it and put it in the garbage.” Needless to say I removed my signs. While the conversation was taking place, I noticed at least 10 signs in the ground and on telephone poles and signs for yard sales, farmers markets and other local events for the weekend. Some of the signs were left over from weeks ago. Last weekend there were numerous signs for the “House Tour” throughout the area. During this interaction with the police it occurred to me that the four men were focused on a 76-yearold female artist holding a sign in her hand. Meanwhile cars were speeding by and it is probably safe to say that at least three of the drivers were talking on their cellphones. Last evening I took my usual stroll through the neighborhood. It is interesting to note how many signs are displayed near the road – about an upcoming election, roof repair, house painting, mosquito and tick spray services…the list goes on. Is it just me? Should I take this personally? I would welcome your comments. Sincerely, Barbara Hadden Sag Harbor It’s August. - DR OUR Beach Access Dear Dan, Hi Everyone, This is to give you an update on our progress, or lack thereof, regarding the Southampton beach access issue. Last Tuesday, the Southampton Town Board voted to maintain parking restrictions on Noyac Bay Avenue, with the vote being 3-2, split along party lines. Our Town Supervisor Anna Throne-Holst and Councilwoman Bridget Fleming did an outstanding job in articulating and advocating for opening up beach access, basing their logic on issues of citizen rights. The Republicans have been supported in their fundraising and campaign efforts by a local power

Police Blotter Earthquake An earthquake took place last Tuesday in the Hamptons and throughout New York that scared the living crap out of this writer. Reports of the quake came in through the wire from all across Long Island and the Hamptons. What the heck is going on? THIS AIN’T SAN FRANCISCO! Here’s One Way To Get Arrested A large group of young people in East Hampton stood outside of a nightclub and refused to leave after being kicked out. When police arrived, they started to shout at them and the leader of the group began to get physical with one of the officers. Several arrests were made. Well, now they can join the exclusive club known as jail. Shelter Island An underground duck-fighting ring was uncovered on Shelter Island last week where participants gambled in an illegal black market run by the slightly dangerous gang, The Ferry Boys, who ran the racket. Don’t worry folks, no ducks are injured during these fights, as ducks are unable to peck each other to death. However, the fights do include a lot of quacking and are determined to be over when one duck loses its voice and can no longer quack loudly. The under cover operative in the entire ordeal was none other than Shelter Island’s former World War II hero, Old Man McGumbus, 101,

who found out about the ring while doing some reconnaissance work off the coast of Shelter Island. He was looking for incoming Russian spies determined to spread communism. McGumbus alerted police about the ring when HIS duck, who’s name is Enola, lost the championship battle last weekend. According to McGumbus, the reason he exposed the underground duck fighting ring had nothing to do with the fact that his duck lost the championship and everything to do with his master plan to remove the hippie menace from Shelter Island. Bank Robber Arrested A man wanted for robbing a bank in Riverhead was arrested in Southampton after police tracked him down and boxed him in with their vehicles while he was visiting a nursing home. Fake Gun A fake gun was used in a police standoff in North Haven that had everyone in the neighborhood concerned, including the responding police officers, that it was a real gun being brandished. According to a police report, a man barricaded himself into his North Sea home armed with a BB gun that looked exactly like a handgun. It took nearly two hours for responding police officers to take the man into custody. —David Lion Rattiner

Send your letters to askdan@danspapers.com (e-mails only, please) broker, who was responsible for the petition to put in the parking restrictions in the first place (as well as overseeing all subsequent efforts to keep them in place). While one Republican councilperson in particular made initial efforts to lift the restrictions, the weight of staying in line with his party sadly won out. We believe this will be a major issue at election time and we will continue to work diligently to keep beaches and beach access open to the public, in Southampton and in the region. We seek alliances with other like-minded people and groups, as many voices will make the greatest impact. Silently, but surely, water access restrictions are becoming commonplace, as shown by recent articles in The New York Times, along with several other media. Please take this into consideration when you vote this year. Not only is our centuries-old right of access being thrown under the bus, our local economy is dependent on this region being welcoming to visitors as well – beach lovers, walkers, fisherman, surfers, kayakers, etc. As we explained at the last board meeting, most of us (members of the town council and petitioners included) were all outsiders at one point and our lovely beaches and the beautiful vistas they provide led most of us here in the first place. Political considerations should not be able to trump citizen rights. We won’t let that happen. But we need your help in letters to the editor and the voting booth! We’ll keep you posted. Sincerely, Jayne Young If this keeps up, it’ll soon be gone. – DR BIG FAT CATS! Dear Dan, President Obama has racked up an incredible amount of frequent flyer mileage on Air Force One with security costing millions of dollars at taxpayers’ expense to assist in raising millions of dollars toward his 2012 reelection campaign. Will he or Vice President Biden be landing in the Hamptons later this summer? He has held numerous fundraising events in the Big Apple and around the nation to build a reelection campaign kitty of $86 million with a goal of $1 billion! Tickets averaged from several thousand dollars up to $50,000 per couple to get you access for “VIP” receptions. Do as I say, not as I do applies to President Obama and Democrats in Congress. Bash Wall Street with one hand, but it was palms up looking for big bucks with the other hand. Those in attendance included the usual crowd from Wall Street along with lobbyists, trial lawyers, real estate developers, Hollywood celebrities, special interest groups, millionaires and the Pay for Play crowd. At those prices, working or middle class people like you or I were hard to come by, except in the kitchen or serving. I couldn’t afford the price of a ticket, but was willing to park limousines, check coats or bus tables. What was that tired old refrain about the Democratic Party being the friend of the little people and those nasty greedy old Republicans being a party of the wealthy big buck fat cats? Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck Obama has to get around somehow. – DR

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1950

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