Dan's Papers June 13, 2008
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DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 4 www.danshamptons.com OPEN HOUSES THIS WEEKEND Saturday, June 14 t h & Sunday, June 15 th AMAGANSETT Great home in established neighborhood. This open and bright contemporary features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and a full basement. This house rests on 1.3 prime acres that is located just a short distance to the ocean and Amagansett Village. Plenty of opportunity to expand. Dir: Rt. 27 to Abraham's Landing, make right onto Scrimshaw Ln. Excl. Web#H45375 3 br, 3 bth townhome in the center of East Hampton Village. Convenient to all, this is an ideal pied-a-terre or year-round residence. Dir: Turn on Toilsome at the Getty station to Gingerbread Ln. Excl. Web#H42300. HAMPTON BAYS Three level, custom built home on private flag lot with deeded access for swimming/boating on Shinnecock Bay. Soaring stone facade in 25 ft. entry foyer. Open living area with gourmet chef's kitchen, fireplace, cathedral ceilings all on top floor with views overlooking Shinnecock Bay and the Ocean. Web#H49469. SAG HARBOR Maximize matters with this cordial 3 bedrooms, 2+ baths vintage-style! Very welcoming, with formal dining room, fireplace and hardwood flooring. Relaxing pool. Full-appliance package, washer/dryer. Stop by this friendly and inviting home. Excl. Web#H32553. Take advantage of this great investment opportunity. Legal, 3-family includes two spacious 2 br, 1 bth apartments and a fullyrenovated, 1 br, 1 bth apartment as well as a large heated, 2-car garage. Excl. Dir: East on Meeting House La. left on Pine. BRIDGEHAMPTON New 5br, 6+bath hilltop traditional. Features include hardwood & tile flooring, den and great room. 3 fireplaces, gunite pool. Family room, chef's kitchen, dumb waiter. Formal dining, living, screened porch & more. Dir: 27 East, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole, right on Brick Kiln Rd, right into the Fair Hills sub-division (endhouse on right) Excl. Web#H0152475. Chic contemporary offers 4 brs, 3 bths with living room and dining area all are overlooking the harbor. Master bedroom offers marble bath and breathtaking water views. Sound system throughout. Large kit. Excl. Web#H0155695 WATER MILL A unique treasure with 5 bedrooms and, 3 baths. Great features, inside & out with amazing views of the Bay! Dir: Going west (SR 27) Keep right onto CR 39/N West Hwy (keep left and stay on CR 39), Right onto CR 80/ E Montauk Hwy, left onto Canoe Place Rd, Right onto Argonne Rd E. immediate left onto Lynn Ave, Left onto Sun Valley Rd. Excl. Web#H0115325 Located in the waterfront community of Bay Point across from Long Beach is this 3 bedroom, 3 bath, cottage-style home. An ideal lifestyle, with fireplace, finished basement and exercise room. Den, family room, full-appliance package. 2-car garage. Dir: Long Beach Rd to Bay Point, first left. Excl. Web#H16081 6 brs and 6 bths ideally set on 2.7 acre. Amenities include media room, great room, 4 fpls, lib. and hardwood flooring throughout. Htd gunite pool. Dir: Montauk Hwy east, left on Deerfield Rd. Excl. Web#H53740. 4 brs, 3 baths, plus a den/5th br. Huge dining area, large deck and htd pool. Dir: North on Hands Creek Rd to Montauk Ave, right onto Montauk Ave. Excl. Web#H0151122 SAGAPONACK Contemporary tucked away at the end of a culde-sac, with almost an acre. Features 3 brs, 3 bths, den/office, and secluded outdoor areas. Dir: Go North on Accabonac Rd, turn right on Banks Court to # 6. Co-Excl. Web#H42613. Lovely 2-story cedar home with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths with Sub-Zero and Wolf appliances in a beautiful tile kitchen perfect for entertaining and taking guests from the formal dining room with fireplace to the outdoor patio complete with waterfall Koi pond, a four season designed landscape and herb garden. Web#H52651. Live in harmony in this 8BR, 11.5B traditional estate. Great room, professional kitchen, formal dining room, family room, media room, 4 fireplaces, full finished basement. Plus a 1,000sq.ft. pool house, heated gunite pool and so much more. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right onto Sagg Rd, left onto Parsonage Ln. Co-Excl. Web#H54574. New 2-story traditional home in tree-filled Bridgehampton location. Set on a landscaped acre at the end of a cul-de-sac, 6,000 sq.ft., 5 brs, 6 bths, professional kitchen, great room, fireplaces, LR, FDR, 2-car garage and gunite pool. Dir: Mtk Hwy East to BH-Sag Harbor Tpk, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole Rd, right on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln, left on Shady Path. Excl. Web#H0157821. Gambrel-style, 5br, 4.5bth home. Vaulted ceilings, double-height windows, great room, prof.-grade kit., family room, 3 fpls, patios & htd gunite pool. Dir: Montauk Hwy east, left on David White's Ln, bare right on Seven Ponds Rd, right on Upper Seven Ponds Rd, right on Mill Farm Ln. Excl. Web#H35711. EAST HAMPTON Dramatic foyer, sweeping staircase, powder room, and sitting area, opening to grand living room with coffered ceilings , fireplace. Elegant pool, pool house, and 3-car garage. Directions: Turn on Baiting at the Getty station, then right on East Hollow. Co-Excl. Web#H52137. Elegant 4 br trad. features fine craftsmanship throughout its 3,200 sq.ft. of living space. The interior offers a LR, formal DR, kit. and 2.5 baths. Additional amenities include central air, full basement and garage. Web#H0158346. Move into this stylish renovated home with all new Andersen windows and doors. This charming 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch is a must see! This `beach house' is perfect for summer dining and entertaining on your private deck. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Ponquogue Ave. travel south to Kyle Road. Excl. Web#H15431. Newly built post modern with 4 brs, 3 bths on a quiet street close to bay and marina. Open kitchen. Bedroom, bath and laundry room on 1st Floor. Master bedroom with walk-in closet. CAC, hardwood floors throughout. Excl. Dir: Three Mile Harbor to Sycamore, right on Cedar Drive. Web#H40000 Views are offered from this brand new home on 1.1 ac. Overlooking Poxabogue Pond with 6BRs, 6BA, servant's quarters, media & billiards room, LR w/FP, EIK w/pantry, formal DR and CAC. 60ft. gunite pool with spa is surrounded by bluestone, irrigated lawns and hedged for privacy. Dir: Montauk Highway East, north at traffic light in Sagaponack. Excl. Web#H0158952. This appealing 2 bedroom, 1 bath ranch with an attached 2-car garage, offers a business and residential opportunity in the "office district" of Southampton Town. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Scuttle Hole Road. House on the left before RR tracks. Excl. Web#H54489 WAINSCOTT South sides, known as "Kilmore Farm"; and boast an up to date 3 br, multi-dwelling, 2 family residential home. The options are endless as you see the ideal set up for a personal practice, large family home, or a 2-family legal residence all in the heart of Wainscott South. Excl. Web#H48463 East Hampton life is enriched in this 6br, 6 bth traditional-style ideally set on 1.90 acres. Among its features are hardwood flooring and 2-car garage. 2 fireplaces, and heated gunite pool. Special exercise room. Basement. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on Stephen Hand's Path, left at fork onto Old NW Rd, about 2 miles to White Pine Rd. Excl. Web#H51786. Beautiful, newly constructed 2-story farmhouse, situated on a lovely .46 acre property with room for pool. Features include a large covered porch, living room, formal dining room, kitchen, 4 brs, 3 bths, fireplace, and central air. Web#H0153045 This 3 bedroom, 1 bath cottage offers old-world charm. Sip lemonade on the front porch or relax in the spacious backyard. The home is centrally located between the beaches and town. A fabulous 2.5 car garage with a loft is a dream for anyone who enjoys a workshop or hobbies. Dir: Ponquogue Avenue or Springville Road south to King Street. Excl. Web#H37851. SOUTHAMPTON WESTHAMPTON Savor life in this brand new 5BR, 4+B traditional with spacious great room, secluded den, library, family room and formal dining room. Amenities include: 3 FPs, heated gunite pool & 3-car garage. 6,000 sq.ft. of living space on 1.4 acres. Excl. Web#H35715. Nature and architecture blended to spectacular effect in this newly constructed condominium complex. Design, quality and amenities surpassed onlybythemagnificentviews.Tenoversizedbayfront townhouse units, each a fresh interpretation of the Hamptons shingled beach home. Web#H55783. Village location without village taxes. 4 brs, 2.5 bths with additional attached, 4 room legal office withbathon1.70pristinelylandscapedacreswith free- form heated pool. Dir: Newtown Lane to Osborne Lane, Right onto Huntting Ave. Around the bend on your right. Excl. Web#H55652. This adorable 3 bedroom house provides a bright and immaculate living space, including a family room, kitchen with dining area, and 2 baths. Situated on a landscaped .25-acre property with room for a pool. Located in a quiet area, minutes to both the village and the bay. Web#H0153050. Lovely 2 br, 1.5 bth home sits south of the highway just a short distance to bay beach and ocean. Features a heated porch, full basement and 1-car gar. Situated on .32 acre in a nice neighboorhood. This is a MUST SEE! Dir: Dir. Montauk Highway to Ponquogue Ave. left onto Bay Ave East, right onto Huckleberry Ln. Excl. Web#H52025. Minutes from ocean and shopping, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, LR, 2 FP, FDR, den, large deck, beautifully landscaped yard, basement and 2-car garage. Room for pool. Excl. Dir: Main St. left on Meeting House, right on Little Plains, left on Old Town Crossing. Web#H55772. WESTHAMPTON BEACH This spectacular bay front Dune Road property features 162ft. of pristine sandy beach with a deeded right-of-way and boardwalk to a spectacular Oceanfront beach. This .75 acre property supports 8 rental units, currently being renovated and redecorated. Web#H37586. EAST QUOGUE Newly renovated waterview home. Spacious and bright with fantastic decking. 4 brs and 2.5 bths are complemented by hickory hardwood floors, granite kitchen counters, central air, heated pool, hot tub, and Northwest Harbor views. Dir: Take Old Northwest Rd, right onto Mile Hill Rd, left onto Powder Hill Ln. Excl. Web#H0159578 3 br, 2bth cape on .50 acre. Inviting pool, fireplace and central air. Hardwood & tile flooring. Finished basement. This lovable find puts you right at ease. Dir: Montauk Hwy go South on Josiah Foster Path to Eisenhower make left then right at Coolidge. Excl. Web#H23684. QUOGUE This impeccable 2-story traditional post modern boasts 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths on magnificently landscaped property. Grand entry hall with atrium, 3 fireplaces, master suite, 3 guest bedrooms, formal dining room, bright, sunny eat-in kitchen and 2-car garage. #60321 | Web#H060321. Custom built, this 4 bedroom, 3 bath charmer has it all from the paneled SubZ fridge to the screened porch and spacious veranda overlooking lovely, private grounds and heated pool. Excl. Dir: West on Montauk Hwy. left on Little Neck, right on Middle Pond to Koral Drive. Web#H34769. Country home with 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths and a country eat-in kitchen overlooking the pool. Pretty outdoor deck offers a bird's eye view. Close to all! Web#H24211 f FOR BEAUTIFUL INVESTMENTS P RU D E N T I A L E L L I M A N COM LONG ISLAND M A N H AT TA N B R O O K LY N QUEENS THE HAMPTONS 1144777 NORTH FORK �2006. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate. DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 10 www.danshamptons.com INTERIOR WINDOW TREATMENTS � VERTICALS � DRAPERIES � SHADES � WOOD BLINDS � WOOD SHADES � SKYLIGHTS � LUMINETTES � SILHOUETTES � THE ULTIMATE WINDOW TREATMENTS FROM 2" TO 4" LOUVERS � EXPERT INSTALLATION We Do It All! WE WILL BEAT ALL WRITTEN ESTIMATES! 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Vicious Storm Crashes Into My House Sunday Memoir of 1/2 Century In the Hamptons, Written in Africa, Excerpted in Newsday Shinnecock Scuffle Over Who Owns What The Worms Crawl In Plague of Biblical Proportions Brings Homeowner to Her Knees Democratic Women Need Counseling Now What's on Your Plate? Artists Contribute Time and Original Works to Gala Benefit Preserving the Community Amid the Fracas On the Waterfront Recession? Don't Tell the Mega-Yachts on Sag Harbor Docks Water, Water Everywhere, But Not From Town Who's Here: Christine Ebersole, Actress/Singer The Duck Project Aims to Save Park, Pine Barrens Dan's Book Review: Assisted Loving The Writerly Life: One on One with Bob Morris The Hampton Whalers Are Here, and for Real Sagaponack Residents Qualify for FEMA, Don't Care The Hampton Subway Newsletter Hampton Tradition XLI -- Westside Deli Estate of Mind: It's a Sign -- But is it Legal? 27 27 29 29 31 31 33 33 35 35 37 42 46 Deep Root Fertilizing = Summer Splendor East End Organics offers a Deep Root Fertilizing Program for trees, shrubs and plant beds. When was the last time your plants were properly fed? Now is the time to feed, don't risk your investment in your plants. Our program will keep your plants from turning brown and protect their long-term health! 1044984 Free Estimate East End Organics is a division of East End Tick & Mosquito Control 631-287-6699 1141846 47 54 58 60 61 63 Special Supplement: Kids / Summer Sports pg. 73 43 80 83 84 1145814 Whispers New Kids on the Block Classic Cars Review: Tony Award Predictions 85 101 103 106 Dan's A&E Guide: Mandel & Gil at WHBPAC Pet Agree Y Factor Raving Beauty COMING UP THE MOST COMPLETE COMING EVENTS GUIDE IN THE HAMPTONS This week's coming events are in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 97 Benefits � pg. 78 Day by Day � pg. 78 Kids' Events � pg. 74 Movies � pg. 84 Nightlife � pg. 90 Take 5 � 86 WEEKLY FEATURES Art Commentary Classified Dan's North Fork Dining Log Earthly Delights Err, A Parent Flick Picks 97 129 68 94 102 73 88 Gordin's View Green Monkeys Hampton Jitney Honoring the Artist Letters To Dan Mini Movies Police Blotter 65 52 82 97 107 89 107 Service Directory Sheltered Islander Shop Til Silvia Lehrer Cooks South O' The Highway Twentysomething Whispers 108 50 81 91 24 39 43 This issue is dedicated to Big Brown. 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Path Liquors has been family owned and operated since October 1969 and in the same location. We provide almost 40 years of experience and impeccable service. Along with a huge selection of fine wines, champagnes and port anounting to over 10,000 bottles, included is large selection of organic wines. Path Liquors also offers over 85 imported and domestic vodkas and over 25 tequilas in our large selection of fine spirits. Servicing many Long Island communities, we are now in the East End areas every Weekend to provide you with free** deliveries. We at Path Liquors would be pleased to add you to our valued list of East End customers. ** Free delivery with minimum purchase required. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Stoli 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 41.99 Absolut 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Grey Goose 1.75. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 66.99 Orange Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 La Poire Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Citron Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Ciroc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Van Gogh Flavors Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Idol Vodka 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Boomerang Australian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 42 Below. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 27.99 The Tall Blonde, Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Han AsianVodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Supreme Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 30.99 Robert Cavalli . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Pravda Polish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Stolichnaya Elit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 64.99 Pearl Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 Chopin Potato Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Zygo Peach Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 SCOTCHES Dewars Scotch White Label 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 40.99 Johnnie Walker Scotch Red 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 38.99 Johnnie Walker Scotch Blue Label . . . . . . . . . . . $ 219.99 JW Sampler Pk Blue, Gold, BL,Rd .375Ea . . . . . .$ 77.99 Dewar's Scotch 12 Special Reserve 86 . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Dewar's Aberfeldy Single Malt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Dewar's Scotch Signature . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $199.99 Chivas Regal Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Chivas Regal Scotch 18 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 69.99 Laguvulin 16 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Oban Single Malt 14Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 65.99 The Glenlivet Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 The Glenlivet Scotch 15 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 52.99 Macallan Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 52.99 Macallan Scotch 15 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 82.99 Macallan Scotch 18 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 149.99 ORGANIC VODKAS Prairie Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Tru Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Liquid Ice Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Rain Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 19.99 Crop Cucumber Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Crop Tomato Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Crop Straight Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 GINS / VERMOUTH Tanqueray Gin London Dry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 Bombay Gin Sapphire .750 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 31.99 Boodles Gin Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Martini Rossi Dry Or Sweet Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 7.99 COGNAC / BRANDY Courvoisier V.S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Remy Martin VSOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Asbach Uralt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Hennessy VSOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Hennessy V.S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Cardenal Mendoza . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 49.99 Jelnik Slivovitz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 BOURBON / WHISKEY 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Makers Mark . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 30.99 Knob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99 Bakers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Red Breast . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Jameson 12Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 40.99 Basil Hayden . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Bullet Bourbon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Woodford . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Jack Daniels Single Barrel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Wild Turkey Rare barrel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Jack Daniels 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 47.99 Blanton Kentucky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42. 99 Southern Comfort 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Seagrams Seven 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Canadian Club 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 TEQUILA Cabo Wabo Reposado. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 47.99 Cabo Wabo Anejo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Patron Silver . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 53.99 Patron Repasado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Patron Anejo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 60.99 Don Julio Blanco . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 45.99 Don Julio Reposado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99 Don Julio Anejo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99 Corzo Silver . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Corzo Reposado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99 CALL US MON-THURS 9AM-8PM FRI - SAT 9AM-10PM SUNDAY 12PM-6PM Call Toll-Free for Free Delivery to your home or Business 1-877-PATHLIQ 7284547 ORGANIC WINES ALL ITEMS .750 ML UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Candoni Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 True Earth Red Blend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 True Earth Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Bonterra Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Bonterra Sauvignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Bonterra Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Bonterra Zinfandel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Bonterra Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Lolonis Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 20.99 Frey Vineyards Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Badger Mountain Riesling . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Coppola Claret Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Coppola Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Robert Mondavi Napa Cabernet `05. . . . . . . . . . . .$ 23.99 Robert Mondavi Napa Cabernet `03 . . . . . . . . . . .$ 99.99 Rodney Strong Sonoma Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 Kendall Jackson Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 17.99 Kendall Jackson Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 17.99 Gary Farrell Merlot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 31.99 Meeker Sonoma Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Clos Du Bois Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 14.99 Gary Farrell Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99 Wild Horse Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 MacMurry Ranch Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 Simi Sonoma Zinfanfel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Moterina Zinfanfel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Bogle Petite Sirah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Opus One 2002 Vintage . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$169.99 Opus One 2003 Vintage . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$149.99 Chateau St. Jean . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Clos Du Bois Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Coppola Chardonnay. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Chalone Vineyards Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Bogle Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Kunde Sauvignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Kunde Chadronnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Kenwood Sauvignon Blanc. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Chateau Larose Trintaudon Haut . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Chateau Lalande Borie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 Chateau Duhart Milon Roth 98. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Connetable Talbot St. Julien . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Hob Nob Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Georges Duboeuf Muscadet De Beaumes . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Paul Jaboulet Parallele "45" Cote Du Rhone . . . .$ 10.99 Hob Nob Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Louis Jadot Pouilly Fuisse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 Villadoria Gavi Gavi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Teruzzi Terre Di Tufi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Ecco Domani Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Santi Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Cavit Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Bertani Amarone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 73.99 Coppo Brachetto D'Acqui . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Masi Amarone Costasera Classico. . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Da Vinci Chianti . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Frescobaldi Remole Toscana . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Frescobaldi Nippozzano Chianti Rerva . . . . . . . . .$ 18.99 Antinori Santa Cristina . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Ruffino Riserva Ducale Gold. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99 Rosemount Estate Shiraz Diamond . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Penfold's Koonunga Hill Shiraz . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 McWilliams Estate Shiraz. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Puerto Veijo Carmenere, Merlot,Cabernet,Syrah .$ 9.99 Los Cardos Cabernet Sauvignon . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Luigi Bosca Doc Pinot Noir Reserve . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Luigi Bosca Doc Malbec D.O.C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Trapiche Broquel Malbec . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 White Haven Sauvignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Brancott Sauvignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Louis Roederer Cristal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 249.99 Dom Perignon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 159.99 Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 37.99 Lamarco Prosecco . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Moet White Star . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 38.99 Moet Nectar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 41.99 Moet Rose . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Martini & Rossi Asti . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Louis Jadot Pouilly Fuisse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 Yellow Tail Wines All Types 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Barefoot Wines All Types 1.5. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . $ 8.99 Woodbridge Wines All Types 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Beringer Pinot Grigio 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Beringer White Zinfandel 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 CK Mondavi All Types 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Georges Duboeff Cuvee White or Red 1.5 . . . . . .$ 10.99 Sutter Home White Zinfandel 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 7.99 Bella Sera Pinot Grigio 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Bolla Wines All Types 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 San Giuseppe Pinot Grigio 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Almaden Wht Zinf, Merl, Cab, Chard, 5 Liter box$ 15.99 Banrock Station Merlot 3 Liter Box . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 Yago Sang Rita 3 Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Yago Sang Rita 1.5 Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Baileys . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 Grand Marnier . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 37.99 Drambuie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Irish Mist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Kahlua . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Fragoli Strawberry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $32.99 Danny Devito's Limoncello . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 20.99 Campari Aperitivo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 27.99 Sambuca Romano . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Molinari Sambuca . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Midori . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 19.99 Disaronno Ameretto . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 23.49 Dekuyper Schnapps Peach . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Dekuyper Schnapps Apple . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Dekuyper Schnapps Watermellon . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR. 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"35 Miles Per Hour Speed Limit Vigorously Enforced." That's not what it says? Well, I drove by it three hours ago and just got a brief glance at it, so that's what I thought it said. Oh, it's a RADAR gun he's firing? Oh, okay. Sorry about that, everybody. The shock expressed at the sudden appearance of this very menacing sign comes not only from passing motorists and local citizens, but also from Southampton Town itself. The sign was, apparently, put up on May 24 by busy workmen from somewhere, and our Town Supervisor, Linda Cabot, upon hearing the news, immediately called her highway department, which said they knew nothing about it, and then made further phone calls, until finally she learned that this sign was put up by Suffolk County, intended as a surprise gift to Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, published by Harmony Books, is currently available wherever books are sold. Southampton. Alongside it, each of the five lanes is either 11 or 12-feet wide, which is above the legal limit for traffic lanes, but which are usually put in only on back roads, this new road opened in late April, the speed limit was 45. But then the town lowered it, because it seemed too fast given the narrowness of the lanes. But nobody expected this very large and very threatening billboard to be put up. Many people I have talked to think that it might be a good thing to have Manny Quinn of the East Hampton Police Department come up to this spot on County Road 39. He is in retirement now, but he served that town admirably for more than 15 years back in the 1980s and 1990s. He'd sit in his police car on the side of the road through rain or shine, sometimes for shifts of 24 straight hours. He never complained. He always had a welcome smile on his face. And he always treated everybody with the same, silent respect. We need something like that in front of the nasty billboard. And I must say that if Manny Quinn always treated everybody very respectfully, the passing motorists returned in kind to him. But not all of them. Once, somebody broke into his police car � he always sat there with the windows up and the doors locked � and carted him away and held him for ransom. The ransom was never paid. Two weeks later, Manny Quinn was found at the town dump, a bit the worse for wear, but still smiling. Another time, somebody jimmied the locks of the police car, broke in, and took Manny's (continued on page 26) where the speed limit is indeed 35 miles an hour. The county does own the property on which the road is built, so it is a county road, but by pre-agreement, Southampton chooses the speed limit and enforces the law there. When DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 24 www.danshamptons.com South O' the Highway (and the North too) Madonna will chair the August 9 benefit for Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue at the Bridgehampton home of photographer Steven Klein. Stella McCartney and Kelly Klein will co-host the event. Information & reservations: Linda B. Shapiro, 631-329-5480. * * * Christie Brinkley and estranged husband Peter Cook will meet in court next month as their two-year-old divorce case goes to trial. Up for discussion will be the distribution of assets, including three boats and several East End properties. One topic the former couple will keep mum about is Brinkley's $30-million Tower Hill estate in Bridgehampton, which will remain hers. * * * Southampton's Vera Wang was honored with a Hall of Fame award from the Fragrance Foundation, which was presented by New York Ranger Sean Avery. Coincidentally (and surprisingly), Avery is currently an intern at Vogue, where Wang was once a fashion editor. * * * Author and radio host Steven Gaines launched the fifth season of his "Sunday Brunch Live from the American Hotel" in Sag Harbor this weekend with "Sesame Street" creator Joan Ganz Cooney and Prudential Douglas Elliman CEO Dottie Herman. Tune into WLIU to hear his entertaining weekly broadcast. * * * Hamptonite Jane Friedman resigned last week as President and CEO of HarperCollins Publishers Worldwide. Friedman joined HarperCollins in 1997, and in her 10+ years of service, helped double the publisher's profits and propel the careers of countless award-winning and bestselling authors. * * * Amagansett resident Alec Baldwin and the producers of "30 Rock" are still in talks regarding Baldwin's future with the show. Apparently, producers haven't yet agreed to keep him on the NBC hit past the middle of next season. * * * Elie Tahari and wife Rory celebrated the launch of the limited edition summer collection created with artist Kenny Scharf at their flagship East Hampton store. Champagne and mojitos flowed as guests enjoyed the stunning results of the meeting of brilliant, creative minds. * * * Renowned interior designers Tony Ingrao and Randy Kemper hosted Planned Parenthood Hudson Peconic's (PPHP) East End benefit, "Everything That Is Beautiful," at their East Hampton estate. The event raised $410,000 to help support PPHP medical services, education and advocacy programs on the East End. * * * 1142971 (continued on page 41) DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 25 www.danshamptons.com 1145586 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 26 www.danshamptons.com FEELING FRUSTRATED... with your sprinkler system? 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You'd round the bend and suddenly see Manny at the wheel with his sunglasses and cap and uniform and you'd slow down before you realized he was just a fake. I have a number of ideas about how Manny could be placed in front of that big sign. He could be stood up on the roof of the car, his arms outstretched in welcome. "Welcome to the Hamptons," he'd say. Of course, that wonderful smile, the same smile that helped sell the clothes in a clothing store window, would be flashed to passersby. It is a very winning smile, indeed. Another idea is that he be stood up by the front fender of his police car -- a REAL police car, not a billboard police car -- and have his arm positioned upwards so it would appear he was waving hello. Or he could be placed right up against the front of the billboard, right over the big beefy cop jumping up from behind the front fender. But that wouldn't actually work. He's not tall enough to cover the beefy cop. The beefy cop is supersize. A giant. Nevertheless, he'd be saying "Welcome to the Hamptons, everybody. Don't pay any attention to this guy on the billboard. He's just playing the role. He reports to me, Lt. Manny Quinn. I say when he gives out tickets and doesn't give out tickets. So, yes, for your own good, the speed limit is now 35 miles an hour. And if you go over, and haven't got a good explanation for it, I'll see you get a ticket anyway. We do mean business. And I'm up here 24 hours a day, seven days a week, just like that other guy. "We play Good Cop Bad Cop. Just for you." � 1141484 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 27 www.danshamptons.com Wobbles The Longest Day of the Year Comes a Day Early. Here's Why. By Dan Rattiner Next week, we here on this part of the planet experience the longest day of the year. We get the most sunshine. And the least night. Before science figured all this out, there were lots of superstitions about why this was. Was it something we had done? Was a god angry? Or maybe he was happy, giving us all this sunshine. In England in ancient times, women would wash their faces on this day because with all the sunshine, they thought it made them look better. (It does.) There was a superstition that if you ran naked in the grass of the morning dew, it would enable fertility for the coming year. There was a superstition that if you burned herbs on a bonfire on the day of the summer solstice, it would keep your livestock healthy. Those were the days. In the last 700 years, various wise men and women, using telescopes, mathematics and other tools have come to figure out what is really going on here. These must have been very giddy times for scientists. They discovered the earth was a sphere and not flat like a sheet. They discovered the earth spins and moves around the sun, and then puzzling over the meaning of the summer solstice, they discovered the axis the earth spins on is tipped slightly in relation to the sun. Finally, looking at all this really, really closely, they discovered that the earth does not make a perfect circle when going around the sun, but rather a sort of elipse. And furthermore, and this might have really frightened them at first, the earth wasn't even on a perfect axis -- it actually wobbled on its axis a slight bit. (The solstice this year is on June 20, not June 21, which is an oddity. It is caused by the wobble.) What might happen if the planet should fall over? Probably the most frightening bit of news was that the whole shebang -- the sun and the earth, and now it turned out there were a (continued on the next page) VICIOUS STORM CRASHES INTO MY HOUSE SUNDAY By Dan Rattiner On Sunday, my fianc�e Chris and I went to a wonderful lunch for 12 at a private home in Mecox. After eating, around three, we got a tour of the house. In the living room, our host showed us an old black and white picture of the house in a frame. "It's an old farmhouse," he said, "and we are restoring it carefully. But as you see, it doesn't have the big porch we have built. The farmer who sold us this property, he's about 90 now, came around the other day and had a look at what we were doing and said he hadn't built a porch because it was too cold outside on porches in the summer. Well, it isn't now. I guess that was before global warming." "I think back then it was all open to the ocean, so there was quite a wind," one of the guests said. "Now there are all the hedges blocking the wind." "Well, maybe that's it." With lunch over, we headed back east, stopping at Bob's Country Market in Bridgehampton, and then farther to the east into the center of the wildest storm we'd experienced in several years. The sky went black, the lightning bolts crashed down and the rain became such a torrent, blowing sideways because of the wind, that we could barely see out the windshield. We slowed as we entered East Hampton. I worried about our dog. He hates thunder and lightning. People in cars were driving wildly about, panic stricken. It was a frightening thing. We went slowly. As we came up Three Mile Harbor Road, it became apparent we were arriving just as the worst of it was bashing right across Three Mile Harbor and into the front of our house. The boats rocked furiously in their slips and with the tide unbelievably high, were trying to climb up onto the sidewalk. A power line was down where a tree had fallen onto the road just beyond our house. (continued on page 56) DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 28 www.danshamptons.com Wobbles (continued from previous page) bunch of other planets that were revolving around the sun, too -- were all headed somewhere through the ethos at a very, very high speed. As this is written, nobody knows exactly where we are all going. Or even if there is a "where." So far, it seems, we haven't even figured out if "where" is an appropriate question. In fact, now it is beginning to seem that we are raising more questions than we are answering. Maybe -- and this is REALLY scary -- we humans are just not smart enough to figure all this out, which is a thought that brings us right back into the laps of the religious leaders, who say, "We've been telling you all along that this stuff is just a big mystery -- and only God knows the absolute truth." Well, we down here on earth, walking around on the surface of the planet, have our own little troubles. Here in the Hamptons, for reasons that apparently got set up wrong in the first place by some people a long time ago, the summer solstice does not coincide with the summer season. If it had been done properly, our threemonth-long summer season would begin on May 5, and end on August 5. Wait a minute. This doesn't account for the fact that things take a long time to heat up or cool down. And we're talking pretty big events here, from our little perspective. The giant ocean takes almost three months after the solstice for its temperature to begin to drop. The highest air temperature we get happens in August. So, it's not like a teapot coming to a boil in just a few minutes. Maybe the season is where it ought to be then. I take back what I said. Ever wonder why the planets revolving around the sun aren't bigger closest to the sun and smaller the further out they go? Or if it's the other way around? Ever wonder why only one of the planet has rings around it? Ever wonder about that? Huh? As this is written, we've got a metal contraption sitting on Mars digging a hole looking for signs of life. Of course there is life on Mars. And if this contraption doesn't find it, it's because it is not digging down far enough. Here on earth two weeks ago, digging down deep into our planet toward our core -- what do you know -- there are little bugs and worms living there. Who knew? Well, one thing is true, and that is that we are the first species in history to ever screw up the atmosphere of a planet because we were smart enough to invent fun things that emitted gasses, but we were not smart enough to know when to put those inventions in a closet. They say if you go for a walk in the woods and approach a fern leaf backwards without looking, and then collect the seed spores without touching the leaf, you'll have the power to make yourself invisible. � 1145292 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 29 www.danshamptons.com Memoir of 1/2 Century In the Hamptons, Written in Africa, Excerpted in Newsday By Dan Rattiner As some of you know, I have written a memoir called In the Hamptons. It was bought by Random House and on May 6, just over a month ago, it made its debut. It has gotten what only can be called sensational reviews, is flying off the shelves and, on Sunday, will be excerpted in Newsday. They are reprinting an entire chapter of the book, and though I am not sure which one, I suspect it is either "Billy Joel" or "Frank Mundus." Billy Joel you know. Frank Mundus is the famous Montauk shark fisherman who landed one-and-a-half-ton killer sharks and, way back when, was selected as the model for the role of the fishing boat captain in the movie Jaws. Each chapter in the book is about a particular individual. The subtitle of the book is "Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities," and I have been going around the East End every Saturday morning reading these chapters in the locations they took place. Billy Joel's chapter, for example, will be read at the Coecles Harbor Boat Works on Shelter Island. You'll have to come to that on June 21 at 11 a.m. to find out what that's all about. Or, if you'd like to attend a reading sooner, come to BookHampton Southampton this Saturday at 5 p.m. Besides Newsday, I've been on NPR (three times), ABC-TV and Channel 11. I have had a feature on the front page of The New York Times Long Island section, and was a pick of the month in National Geographic Traveler. Upcoming, I am scheduled to be on Channel 11, CNBC and NBC. What I really want to talk about in this article, however, is how this book came to be written. The majority of it got written at night by lantern light during the month of April 2006 on safari in Africa. Chris and I spent that entire month there. We were in South Africa at Kruger, Zambia at the Victoria Falls, and for three of the four (continued on the next page) SHINNECOCK SCUFFLE OVER WHO OWNS WHAT By Greg Burt Two weeks ago, at least four people were injured in a brawl when two members of the Shinnecock tribe confronted a group of adult campers on the beach at Westwoods in Hampton Bays and informed them they were trespassing and had to move. The confrontation has spurred Southampton Town to discuss with the tribe exactly who gets to do what there -- and who Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, published by Harmony Books, is currently available wherever books are sold. doesn't. And camping out isn't the only activity at issue. Driving on the beach or landing a boat there are also in contention. The 80-acre Westwoods property, located along Newtown Road, several miles from reservation boundaries, is owned by the Shinnecock Nation but is not technically part of the reservation, having been acquired separately. Since there is no public right of way through Westwoods from the main road, you can only get onto the beach by boat from the water side, scrambling down the cliff face from the land side, or driving along the water's edge in a sort of neutral zone, between the high and low water marks. That right of way, said to be 75 feet wide, was put in place back in the 1600s. The founding fathers wanted to make sure there was access to the plentiful timber and stone in the area. The right of way still exists today, sort of. Under more recent laws, which say that a waterfront property owner's rights end at the high water mark, the road is generally considered to be open to the public. And in fact, on Monday, Shinnecock tribal leader Lance Gumbs confirmed that the tribe does not recognize a public right of way along the shore, whether the (continued on page 60) DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 30 www.danshamptons.com Africa (continued from previous page) weeks in Botswana, the African country with the greatest number of large animals on the continent. Indeed, it can be said that Botswana has the greatest number of animals free to roam around without hindrance in one place. About 10 years ago, the president of that nation decreed that all fences in the entire country had to come down. And so they were. Now the animals run free. And that means personal encounters -- accompanied by armed guides, of course -- with wild elephants, lions, cheetahs, hippos, rhinos and leopards. What in the world does Botswana have to do with the Hamptons and a book I might write? Absolutely nothing. And so I have had to dig further to find the reason why this book was written there. I think it is emotional. Anybody who tells you that they have gone on safari in Africa and were not scared, especially in the dark, is a liar. During the month we were there, we learned, because it was in the newspapers, that a doctor from Cincinnati had poked a crocodile in the eye with an oar while in the Zambia River, and he would be alive today if he had not done that. There was the case of an elephant that charged a man, his wife and child as they walked down the dusty street in Livingstone the day after we were there, and now they were hunting this elephant down to kill him. He must have been berserk to do what he did. Only the man survived. 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I was determined to do it in a place where there is no phone service, no electricity after dark (they turn off the generator), no cell phone service, no Internet, you travel from one camp to another only by small plane, and if in your tent there is an emergency, you have a knife and a very large bell to clang. The only connection to the outside world was a big tower with an antenna on the top from which the camp's satellite phone worked, at $2 a minute, and then only to the base camp. What I brought with me was my laptop computer, a long cable and a second device that looked like another clamshell laptop, but which was actually a satellite dish that I had rented from an Arizona firm for $45 a month. I'd set that outside the tent at night, aim the dish toward a point 20 degrees almost due north, and hone in on a satellite there that was sitting stationary a few miles up over Egypt. I actually succeeded with this. I'd charge my regular laptop during the day while we were out photographing giraffes, cheetahs, kudus and white rhinoceroses. We watched three lions stalk a herd of wildebeest. We watched a migration of zebras pass before our eyes for four hours. Then at night, by lantern light, I'd hook the laptop up by a computer cable to the dish on the tent deck. The dish needed a direct, unobstructed view of the satellite. I could not do it all indoors. So on many nights of the week, I'd be inside looking at the range finder on the laptop, then I'd unzip the tent flap, go outside, zip up the tent flap, re-adjust the dish toward the satellite, and then go back inside the way I had come to see if I was on the mark or would have to go out again. Usually, I'd get it after five or six tries. There were things hooting and roaring and snuffling out there. Occasionally you'd hear a scream from a monkey. And it was pitch dark. After a few nights of this, I thought it was kind of fun. Except that the only days I needed to be in contact with the office in Bridgehampton were Monday, Tuesday and Friday. What about the other days? Well, that's when I wrote most of the chapters for In the Hamptons. I wrote a chapter about George Plimpton and the Artist and Writers softball game there. I wrote a chapter about the house mover Bob Kennelly and when a house he was moving fell on him; he lived and was back at work a month later. I wrote about Jackson Pollock and about Willem de Kooning and how, for years, he kept on painting even after he fell into a severe and terminal dementia. One afternoon, in the Kabala camp, the manager of the place, an Aussie, asked me to show him and the assistant manager how this worked. We were in the dining tent and I set it up on the table there with the wire to the dish on a railing outside. (continued on page 36) 1145824 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 31 www.danshamptons.com The Worms Crawl In Plague of Biblical Proportions Brings Homeowner to Her Knees By Susan Galardi As we all know by now, global warming isn't a theory -- we've become painfully aware of the havoc it has wreaked in so many arenas. And now, thanks to temperature changes, another oddity has reared its head. Inchworms, inchworms. Measuring the marigolds and munching through everything in their path. The reason many of us on the East End have been besieged year after year by this plague of biblical proportions is because of warmer temperatures: The only way the inchworm cycle can be broken is if the temperature stays under 20 degrees for five days in a row. And now, a word from our sponsor, the Cornell Cooperative Extension. The technical name for the inchworm is "cankerworm" -- a disgusting name for a disgusting insect. Cankerworms are native to this country. The larvae (worms) come in green, black and Hamptons-awning black/green stripe. They use the little legs on the front and back of their bodies to hold onto your leaves, clothes, hair, car and skin as they hump along. They also have the annoying habit of spinning down from the trees on silken threads. They prefer oaks, apples and elms, but will eat just about anything, including pine needles. They went after my Japanese maple, ornamental cherry and -- the last straw -- my son's strawberry plant. The unbridled gluttony goes on for about four weeks until, fat and sated, they drop and bury themselves up to four inches underground in silken cocoons. It's the unrelenting eating that is most disgusting. As they devour leaves, the pitter-patter you hear is not the sound of crunching. It's far more sinister: It's actually the sound of their "frass" (otherwise known as excrement) falling onto other leaves, your car, hat, etc. Cankerworms have infested the Northwest Woods in East Hampton for three seasons, including this one. For the previous two years, I toughed it out. Last season, about three weeks into the scourge, Dan's gardening columnist April Gonzales assured me that it would be over soon. And since I'm dead set against using harmful chemicals that are toxic to my family and the East End's groundwater, I did just that -- putting off opening the pool and avoiding the outside for a few weeks. But this year was worse than ever. Overnight they seemed to double in size and quadruple in number. Last Sunday, I reached my moment of truth. Eating a Fearless Frank, I looked out the kitchen window. A gang of cankerworms was positioned on the top of my wheelbarrow handle. Gripping the handle at (continued on the next page) DEMOCRATIC WOMEN NEED COUNSELING NOW By Dan Rattiner Debbie Foster is one of the more prominent members of the Town of East Hampton. She was a long-time teacher in the Springs School, one of those that those she taught do not forget. She taught gym and coached some of the sports teams, and she was outspoken on the issues of the day. She taught every one of my kids. Her retirement was a big event in this town. After retiring from teaching, she ran for, and won, a seat on the East Hampton Town Board as a Democrat. She served three terms there and retired from that only a few months ago. She was in the news last week in a way that she might not have liked, but which is one of the major ways you get in the news here in the early part of the 21st century. She was on YouTube. And she starred in her own little one-and-a-half minute show, as it happened, just moments after she and some other people were thrown out of the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel where the Democratic National Convention Rules Committee meeting was being held. You can watch her there, just outside of the meeting, talking to a reporter, trying to control her emotions after being thrown out. Just type in YouTube.com and search for "Deb Foster." In the search, her video is the second one down. The scene in that hall is tumultuous. Inside, the rules committee is either voting or is about to vote on what to do about Florida and Michigan, which held their votes in the primary earlier than the rules permit and would therefore have to be penalized in some way. The range of things to be done went from nothing, and letting the delegates from those states be seated at the convention and voting (mostly for Hillary), or barring them from having their votes count altogether. Apparently, a compro(continued on page 48) DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 32 www.danshamptons.com Worms (continued from previous page) one end, they stretched toward me like tiny rotten black fingers, curling up as if to dare me to come outside. Other worms swung in front of the window on threads -- demented, tiny Tarzans. I lost my appetite. Later, dressed in date-night finery, my partner and I made the 50-foot dash from our house to the car. For the first part of the trip to Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, we drove in disgusted silence as I picked worms off our clothing, the car seats and dashboard. In desperation, I called Gonzales from the car. Living in Southampton north, she also had the problem and, fearing that another season of defoliation would weaken or kill some lovely old oaks on her property, she had opted for the organic treatment Bacillus thuringiensis, or BT, which provided good results. Considering that my property has been chemical-free for three years, I was determined to go that route. I started calling pest control people, leaving desperate, pleading messages to call at once! Surprisingly, an actual person picked up the phone. Kevin Kavanaugh is a certified arborist and Columbia University graduate with his own business on the East End. When he heard the desperation in my voice, he promised to get to the house on Monday. I told him of my disdain for using harsh chemicals, and he recommended a product called Provaunt. It's "nonneighbor notification" treatment, meaning it requires less regulation than other products. I was still reluctant to use anything but organic, but Kavanaugh told me that, to be effective, BT needs be used very shortly after the worms hatch. It was too late. "You know, we could take heroine, arsenic, marijuana -- and call it organic," Kavanaugh said. "Once a manmade product is introduced it can't be called organic." The product Kavanaugh used is designed to kill only the caterpillars, not helpful insects like ladybugs. As we walked around the property, he educated me on the difference between the caterpillars and the gypsy moths (hairy, fat, uglier). Despite ads on the radio, the East End is not really affected by gypsy moths this year. According to Kavanaugh, rainy springs have helped minimize that population. I learned of many other blights on the property: My boxwoods have a leaf miner. The Alberta spruce has mites ("It's in stress," he said). The andromeda has lace bugs. What will I do about it? Probably nothing. I can live with anything but cankerworms. But even if I decided to take action, Kavanaugh explained the modern approach to pest control. "Guys used to come in and bomb everything with pesticides," he said. "Now, you find the problem -- like the leaf miner -- and you go right up to the boxwood to fix it." Kavanaugh also explained that the reason for many pests is that, in landscaping, people put things together that look nice but make no sense in the natural world. Where in a Long Island forest would you find an andromeda or boxwood growing naturally under an oak tree? There are Colorado blue spruce throughout the East End and they all have problems. But there's one place where the spruce are unaffected: Colorado. I left my property, and left Kavanaugh to his work. By the time I got home that night, my partner had already spent over an hour spraying dead cankerworms from the porches and walkways. The property was clean. The next morning, I went to my car and saw not one worm. I wish I would've been able to go organic and next year, if the situation returns, I will do that. I urge everyone to do the same. We live above our water source here on the East End, and whatever we spray or lay above it, ends up seeping into it. 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We can enjoy the appreciation for our gift......and the fact that the funds will ultimately help people who are in need," said artist Giancarlo Impiglia, of Bridgehampton. Impiglia, who's originally from Rome, Italy, is one of the 20-plus artists involved in The Retreat's 13th annual summer gala, "Artists Against Abuse," which will be held Saturday, June 21 at the Ross School in East Hampton. This year's honorary chair is actress Lorraine Bracco, and Hope Award honorees include Allstate Insurance Company, Bridgehampton National Bank, and Rob Davis, Founder, Hedge Funds Care. This signature event features a silent auction of specially commissioned hand painted plates by artists of many stripes, plus a live auction of select original works of art -- all to benefit the Retreat, which provides safety, shelter and support for victims of domestic abuse. To date, this benefit has raised over $1 million for the organization. East Hampton artist Grant Haffner, who has contributed a plate, explained, "Art is transformative, healing, and meditative, which is what The Retreat is all about. The plates all possess a playful, sweet and joyful quality that will lighten the soul. And to top it off � the plates will look great in your home, on the wall or serving family dinner." But why plates? Why not photographs, sculptures or paintings on canvas? With each artist limited to the same material and size, it's clear how diverse this group is -- not only in technique, but in their inviting, aesthetic appeal. Not to mention subject matter, which features everything from horses to a little bulldog, and even an entirely black plate with a sliver fly on it. As anyone can see by looking at the outrageously varied designs on the plates, each (continued on the next page) PRESERVING THE COMMUNITY AMID THE FRACAS By T.J. Clemente What is the purpose of a Community Preservation Fund if not to preserve all aspects of the community? The East End of Long Island is at a crossroads concerning open lands, historic buildings, traditional farms and the administration of all of the above. Recently, the supervisors of both East Hampton and Southampton were thrown a curve when legislation by State Assemblymen Ted Thiele and Mark Alessi, along with State Senator Kenneth La Valle, included provisions that basically eliminated or severely reduced CPF monies from being used for salaries and administrative costs. However, a subsequent meeting, according to Scott H. Wilson, Director of Land Acquisition, "has eliminated that threat." When the trio of state representatives created the CPF in 1998, it was celebrated with a signing on a Southampton farm field by then Governor George Pataki. The 2% tax collected on the amount of a real estate transaction over $250,000 was estimated to bring in $100 million over 10 years. Instead the tax has brought in over $520 million to date. The original piece of CPF state legislation allowed 10% of the collected money to go toward administrative costs, now estimated to be around $500,000 per year Southampton and around $230,000 for East Hampton. With both East Hampton and South Hampton townships' spending of this money being audited, concerns are now being raised as to whether the commotion is in fact affecting the forward progress of projects such as the purchase of the 28 acres of Boy's Harbor, the Lester House, corner of Cedar and Main Streets (both in East Hampton), the Struk Farmers Market on Route 27 in Amagansett, and the Strong property (where Pike's farm stand operates). According to Wilson, the audits and questions have had no bearing on these projects. The perception of problems may have started when it was reported that East Hampton Supervisor William McGintee co-mingled CPF funds and town funds to patch up an $8 million budget shortfall in East Hampton. CPF activists (continued on page 61) DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 34 www.danshamptons.com Artists (continued from previous page) artist has a different voice and "take" on his or her role. John Battle, who made a "hot plate" so to speak, explained, "I work in mostly metals and I like the implied message my plate presents. Survivors have found their metal and moved on to a life free from violence. Each of us has a strong metal core, each of us can help make a difference." Each of the artists involved is committed to bringing awareness to domestic abuse and many of them have found inspiration in helping others. Artist Dan Rizzie said he is involved with the Retreat because it's an organization that offers a real solution in a situation where there often seems to be no solution at all. Rizzie and his partner Susan Lazarus have also volunteered their certified therapy dog, Vex, to visit safe houses spon- sored by the Retreat. "One needs only to look at the expression on a child's face when a person walks into a safe house with a pet. It's a treat to give something back to an organization that gives so much to our society," he said. Artist Harriet Sawyer of North Haven commented, "I found myself wanting to give back to the community and my husband, Richard, found the Retreat. My continued participation enables me to do something personal for the community." Other participating artists this year are: Wolf Kahn, April Gornik, Andrew Wyeth, Donald Sultan, Dan Christensen, Jimmy Ernst, Jane Johnson, Karen Kluglein, Mickey Paraskevas, Michael Veira, Jill Musnicki, Steven Romm, Stephanie Brody-Lederman, Tulla Booth, Lew Zacks, James McMullan, Howard Kanovitz, Peter Dayton, Ronnie Chalif, and Dallas Ernst. There's a special preview of the plates this Saturday, June 14, from 6-8 p.m. at the Hampton Road Gallery in Southampton. Gallery owner Peter Marcelle has become an integral part of "Artists Against Abuse," helping find donations for the auction and now hosting its first pre-party sale. It's abuzz that there might even be some special one-time-only additional pieces for art lovers that night. Also on auction at the summer gala are signed prints by Andrew Wyeth and Donald Sultan, an original, a limited edition April Gornik print, Bryan Hunt original watercolor, Ross Bleckner print, and originals by Rizzie, Jack Gerber Tom Judd, Kathleen Gilge, Jim Wilcox, Dan Christensen and Jimmy Ernst. Founded in 1987 in East Hampton, The Retreat is a not-for-profit organization that provides both residential and non-residential services free of charge, including an 18-bed shelter, 24-hour crisis hotline, counseling, legal advocacy and an award winning in-school violence prevention education program. The Retreat is the only domestic violence agency on the East End, which is why the "Artists Against Abuse" gala is such an important event for the entire Hamptons community. For more information log on to theretreatinc.org or call 631-329-4398. 1142975 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 35 www.danshamptons.com On the Waterfront Recession? Don't Tell the Mega-Yachts on Sag Harbor Docks By T.J. Clemente Worried about rising fuel prices? Thinking about getting rid of your gas guzzler and going hybrid? What about your boat? How would you like to own a cigarette powerboat with two 750-horsepower Hawk Engines that devour marine fuel at around $5 per gallon? Yes, you can go broke on land, or on the water driving 85 miles per hour. With many people complaining about the costs of putting their boats back in the water, it was an awakening to take a stroll down the private docks of Sag Harbor, home to megayachts that never leave the water (they just move to warmer ports). Walking the dock is like being in another world. Multi-million-dollar, Italian-built, high-tech, carbon-fiber sailboats are docked next to sleek, 100-foot-plus ocean cruising yachts. Rumor has it that on the drawing board are new mega-yachts that will use large sails as well. Mega-yachts going green, what a concept, but it's happening. One gentleman at the Sag Harbor dock had just come from Fort Lauderdale on his 93-foot yacht (small, compared to some of the others docked there). He said the one-week journey used up about $43,000 in fuel. Claiming his boat was too large for the Intracoastal Waterway, he traveled right up the Atlantic Ocean. A 2008, 100-foot Hatteras comes with a 5,000-gallon fuel tank -- those fill-ups must be fun to put on the credit card. Operating estimates for 100-foot yachts start at about $36,000 per week, when fully staffed and in use. Many notables keep their yachts in Sag Harbor in lieu of buying megahomes (and some do both). In his final years, Johnny Carson docked his 103-foot West Bay yacht, "Serengeti," in Sag Harbor for the high season. His wife Alexis often shopped around town while Johnny stayed on board. Last summer, Prudential Douglas Elliman chairman Howard Lorber often entertained on his yacht, the 100-foot "Useless." (continued on the next page) WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, BUT NOT FROM TOWN By David Lion Rattiner For most of us, our water comes right out of our faucet, clear as day and good enough to drink. You can sip with confidence thanks to the Suffolk County Water Authority, which has been servicing Long Island since 1951. Though not all homes have public water, 27 at Camp Hero in Montauk will be the latest recipients when 8,600 feet of pipe is be laid in September. What does this mean for those 27 homes? The answer lies in the larger discussion of water throughout the Hamptons: well water (or ground water), public water, and water that is filtered by homeowners. First, it's worth explaining the terms well water and public water, which some people refer to as public water. This is is the best possible option for your home. Public water is provided by the Suffolk County Water Authority, which treats and tests the water they pump in to thousands of homes two to three times a week. A senior clerk at SWCA who requested anonymity said, "Some people have well water, but we're not responsible for that. There is a big benefit to having public water because we monitor the water, making it very safe to drink. I personally would not use well water to drink unless I had it tested constantly. Public water is constantly tested. We have pump stations throughout the area and we shut down pumps at the push of a button if any problem occurs. If you want to get onto the property near a pump station, you have to be authorized. Well water, on the other hand, is left up to the owner to monitor. So if pesticides or other chemicals were to reach your well, the only way we would know about it would be for the owner to call us and have us send out a tester." Well water is water pumped up from a private well somewhere beneath a homeowner's property, via pipes and an electric powered (continued on page 38) Photo by T.J. Clemente DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 36 www.danshamptons.com Africa (continued from page 30) After I was reading my email and showing him how I uploaded attachments, the two of them stared at it for the longest time. "We need one of these here," the Aussie mumbled. He might have said this is the end of life as we know it. The scariest of my editing sessions came at Kwara Camp. Our tent faced out onto a swampy pond where nine hippos wallowed. They spend all day there and occasionally you'd hear them snort or bellow. At night, according to our manager, they'd rumble slowly onto the shore and in the coolness of the night, find some place in the camp to all lie down and go to sleep together in a big pile. The manager said, "Just stay away from them, and you'll be fine." That evening, our first night in Labala, I determined by looking at a small compass on the dish that north was directly over some low bushes that stood between us and the pond. There was a part of the tent deck on the side that had a clear shot at Egypt. So I'd put it there. I think you know where this is going. After several false starts, I got the rig going and was typing away when I heard what, at first, I thought was a very large person sloshing through the swamp just beyond the bushes. I could hear one foot, then another foot, then another. Of course this had to be the hippos. After a while, all seven of the other hippos followed, and within five minutes they were settling not 10 feet from our tent. As soon as the last of them arrived, they began honking and grunting at one another in a soft, reassuring way. It was some kind of bedtime story. And it went on and on, and the noises spaced further and further apart until the breathing got more regular and, finally, they all fell asleep and it all stopped. I left the satellite dish out there all night. � They were gone in the morning. 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The piano man uses this yacht perhaps to cruise to Montauk and points beyond, whereas he may use his other boat, the "Alexa Ray," for fishing. Years back I watched Robert De Niro, then wife Christy Brinkley and Joel dock the "Alexa Ray" out at the Montauk Marine Basin after a fishing excursion. Today, however, Joel keeps his boats close to his Bay Street condo and his private dock. It must be mentioned that most mega-yachts are businesses for charter. Diddy and other stars often rent mega-yachts for a season. But for those who'd rather buy than rent, prices of used, 100foot yachts start around $2.3 million and dance upwards from there. Custom-built, bare-boned new ones start around $7 million, but usually run in the $20-30 million range. Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen's yacht, "Octopus," is estimated to cost just over $200 million -- but that toy is 416 feet long and carries a Range Rover. Larry Ellison, Oracle's head honcho, also has a $200 million, 452-foot yacht named "Rising Sun," complete with an on-board Cadillac. So while at the pump, scraping your boat bottom, think of the yacht owner budgeting about $36,000 per week and up for his hobby. Many dock their toys in Sag Harbor during the season -- it's what the very rich have been doing since The Gilded Age. In fact, it was one of the Vanderbilts who said, "If you have to ask how much, it's not for you." SE R VICE Redo Your View Freshen up your home's d�cor and reduce energy costs with Hunter Douglas Duette honeycomb shades. Available in a rainbow � $20-$200 PER UNIT (4 unit max) SAVE Duette � of fashionable colors and styles, Duette shades bring beauty and light control to windows of almost any shape or size. Add a select operating system and save $20 to $200 per unit. honeycomb shades with select operating systems DON'T DELAY. OFFER ENDS SOON! Offer valid March 1 � May 31, 2008. Manufacturer's rebate. 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In a phone interview from her home in Maplewood, New Jersey, Ebersole said she was a "big fan" of the documentary Grey Gardens, made in 1975 by brothers Albert and David Maysles in East Hampton. She said she just "became" these two different women on stage, as she does with every role in her own unique way. In Act I she played Big Edie in the 1940s, and in Act II she played Little Edie in the 1970s. Of the two characters, she said she actually preferred playing Little Edie because of the character's emotional range. The show was a hit. Ebersole said after one performance, Lee Radziwill, Jackie Kennedy Onassis' sister, came backstage to tell her she "really liked the show." Ebersole said she felt that part of her success was that she was able to relate to the "nonconformity and free-spirit nature" of the two characters. "I like to see myself that way," she said. "With acting, you just get inside of the play and go on the journey of being able to embody and embrace that character, and take the audience on that journey with you." It was this particular journey that won her a second Tony Award for Leading Actress in a Musical, following her first in 2001 for the Broadway hit, 42nd Street. In his review, Ben Brantley of The New York Times called it "Possibly the greatest performance I've ever seen in a musical!" When asked how she felt winning her second Tony for Grey Gardens, she quipped, "It felt like I climbed Mount Everest, and put my flag on the summit. I felt so honored to be part of it." The show opened on Broadway at the Walter Kerr Theatre on November 2, 2006 to rave reviews, and after 307 performances and 33 previews, closed after a final performance on July 29, 2007. Ebersole was supposed to go to ing it, and their things," said Ebersole. "This house is a living, breathing, vibrant space that pays homage to the Beales." Ebersole also came out to the Hamptons in recent years to kick off the annual Artists and Writers Softball Game in East Hampton, with her rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." And she performed at Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor in 2004, in Tom Stoppard's play, Rough Crossing. "I loved performing at this theatre, which has a great stage in a wonderful location on the water," she said. This summer, she will once again be journeying to the Hamptons to sing at two venues. On June 20, at the John Drew Theatre in East Hampton, she will do a concert with Billy Stritch. They will perform songs from their new album, Sunday in New York. Then, on August 9, she will appear at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, where she will do another concert with James Naughton. "I'm very excited to be coming back to the Hamptons," she said. "I love it there -- it's one of my favorite places on earth. I'd like to be there more, but with my schedule, it's not easy," she mused. While here on June 20, she said she hopes to get over to The Gallery in Sag Harbor, to view the paintings of East Hampton artist Lois Wright, who lived at Grey Gardens for a year and painted her memories. Ebersole grew up in Winnetka, Illinois, where she discovered her passion for acting and singing at the New Trier School. She attended MacMurray College in Jacksonville, Illinois, before moving to New York City to study acting at the famed American Academy of Dramatic Arts. "I decided at age 20 that I wanted to become an actress," she said. "In high school I played the violin, and I was always able to sing." While in New York City, she was working as a waitress, like many hopeful actors, when she got her first break and made her debut on Broadway in Angel Street. She then went on to star in such Broadway hits as I Love My Wife with Joanna Gleason and James Naughton; On the Twentieth Century, with Kevin Kline and Imogene Coca; Oklahoma!; Camelot opposite Richard Burton; and Getting Away with Murder. Ebersole then appeared in numerous movies, including the Academy Award-winning Amadeus, Tootsie, Thief of Hearts, Bill Cosby's (continued on the next page) Christine Ebersole Actress/Singer London with the show, but plans changed, and for now it is on hold, while regional productions continue to spring up around the country. A movie, starring Jessica Lange as Big Edie and Drew Barrymore as Little Edie, is due out in the next year. " I was devoted to these two amazing mother and daughter characters . . . A majority of parts I've played are of strong women." Ebersole finally got to see the real Grey Gardens estate for herself when she came to the East End to sing at owner Ben Bradlee's 80th birthday party in 2006. "I love this house -- I told his wife, Sally Quinn, that she was going to heaven for restor- DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 38 www.danshamptons.com Ebersole (continued from previous page) Ghost Dad, Dead Again, Folks!, with Tom Selleck and Don Ameche, and `Til There Was You with Jeanne Tripplehorn and Dylan McDermott. She also entered the world of television, cast as a member of the 1981-82 season of Saturday Night Live, with Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo. She received an Emmy Award nomination during her stint as Maxie McDermott in One Life to Live, and also starred in The Cavanaughs, Rachel Gunn, RN and Valerie. In 1997, Ebersole made her first appearance in cabaret in 17 years, and had a successful run with standing-room-only performances at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel's Cinegrill. This led to the recording of her first solo CD, Christine Ebersole: Live at the Cinegrill. After 14 years in Los Angeles, she returned to the East Coast in 1999 and has continued to work since, in concerts, cabaret and on Broadway, with performances in Mame, 42nd Street, Dinner at Eight and Steel Magnolias. With such a demanding career, Ebersole is grateful to her husband, Bill Moloney, who works in real estate, for his continued support. "He has always been really supportive of my projects and my career," she said. They have a full house, with three adopted children, and numerous pets, including three dogs and three cats. In addition to acting, Ebersole's passions include human and animal rights. She is a member of Worldwide Orphans Foundation and The Evan B. Donaldson Adoption Institute. Water (continued from page 35) pump. The key difference between well water and SCWA water is the treatment and the testing. With well water, the onus of responsibility is on the homeowner to have it tested and treated to discover if any chemicals or bacteria have gotten into the well. The trouble with well water is that if there is a problem with it -- like a new contaminate -- it can go unnoticed, even for years. Although filtering well water has value, it does not necessarily treat the water for chemical or bacterial contamination. So if a homeowner has the option, public water is the way to go for some very obvious reasons. In East Hampton on Gerard Drive, before SCWA provided service to the road, homeowners would turn on their faucets and rusty colored water would come out. This is because the well water on Gerard Drive contained natural iron and manganese, which are common metallic elements found in the earth's crust. Water percolating through soil and rock can dissolve minerals containing iron and manganese and hold them in solution. Less than 10 years ago, most people on this street, where houses are valued at a million dollars and above, used bottled water for drinking. After a push by local citizens, led by Ray Hartjen, the SCWA laid out some water pipes and sent public water to the homes on Gerard, just as they'll be doing at Camp Hero. The good news is that it's relatively easy to have your well water tested, and learn about how to mitiagate any problems, by calling the Suffolk County Health Department (631-8525810). Odds are the well water you use is safe, but it is worth a call and a test to be sure. Of course, you could petition for town water. Having a large team of scientists and employees testing the water in your house every week is probably better than drinking the water pumped out from your well. As far as bottled water vs. tap water is concerned, if you are using public water, feel free to drink away. In fact, SCWA water or any source of water that is treated by a public authority is just as safe to drink as bottled water. 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I'm the man, I think. I love being me. Life is good. Besides being incredibly fuel-efficient, the Smart Car gets a lot of attention on the road. But if you're like me, you might for at least half a day (or a month) think they are turning heads and smiling at you because of your insanely cool hairstyle (I've been sporting mine since sixth grade). Pretending you are a super-stud while driving a Smart Car is one of the many benefits of owning one. I think that driving around in a Smart Car isn't all that different from being a celebrity. Reality hit me the other day, however, when I borrowed my Dad's truck to move some furniture. I was getting scowls while driving. Looks that said, "When are you going to get rid of that gas-guzzling SUV?" Looks that said, "How are you affording the gas on that thing?" I felt kind of guilty driving it around. A friend of mine, whom I will keep anonymous so he doesn't get stoned to death, owns a Hummer. He can't sell it because who the hell is gonna buy a Hummer these days? So he keeps his Hummer in his yard and occasionally drives it down the street, which, as far as "Oh yes, it's really nice on the road." "Can you fit in that thing?" This is a common question that I get and it really annoys me. Of course I fit in the car. If I didn't I wouldn't be driving it. The car would not be selling if I didn't fit into it. I'm a big guy, but it's not like I'm King Kong or something. I even have video of my friend who weighs 350 pounds that fits in it just fine. IT'S A CAR, OF COURSE I CAN FIT IN IT, I'VE BEEN DRIVING IT EVERYWHERE! "Yep, I can fit in it. There is actually a lot of room in the car." We chatted further about cars and about business, and off my friend went. I zipped back out onto the road, sort of feeling down about things and needing something to get my spirits back up. I suddenly knew exactly what it was that would put me in a good mood. I pulled a U-turn and headed down Main Street in East Hampton, looped around into the parking lot and then headed back down Newtown Lane. I was gonna do a few laps and get some attention from chicks. I mentally convinced myself that I was driving a regular car, and looked out the window. Within minutes women of all ages were waving at me like I was Brad Pitt or something. Hello ladies, I thought. There were several people turning heads. I love being me. Life is good. gas is concerned, costs him about $1,400 a month. He was walking down North Main Street and I was sitting in my Smart Car while it was parked. He walked up to my window with a big smile on his face, "How does it feel? Does it feel good?" "It feels great!" "Does it drive well?" 1141934 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 40 www.danshamptons.com Enjoy a Dip in the price of your next propane delivery. We can warm up your pool or spa and keep your energy costs down. 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Spielberg will serve as producer, and Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) as writer. * * * It looks like wedding bells will be ringing somewhat soon for Southampton residents Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern. Ostrosky has been trying on wedding gowns for the big day, with the help of Marchesa designer, Georgina Chapman. * * * Many Ford models will be staying at the East Hampton Colonial Inn this summer. The Inn is owned by Nancy Grigor, a Ford model and head of Hamptons Locations, which finds sites for movies, ad agencies, TV shows and social events. * * * Ross School's Fifth Annual Starlight Ball, held on Saturday, May 17, raised a record $750,000 for The Steven J. Ross Scholarship Fund. The fund, which was established in 1991 at the school's inception by Courtney Sale Ross and Steven J. 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As it passed the homes of architectural students, they would fling their final drawings of a solution to an architectural problem into the cart. If a student hadn't completed the task, he'd board the wagon and travel along while continuing to resolve the challenge. Over centuries, the word charrette came to mean an intense, joint effort, within an allotted time period for a group of engineers, environmentalists, and architects to solve a specific challenge. This weekend, that is precisely what will take place at Stony Brook University, Southampton College, with a charrette sponsored and coordinated by the American Institute of Architects (AIA). The Peconic Chapter of the AIA has been collaborating with the East End community to preserve the 500-acre Hubbard County Park in Flanders that is adjacent to the 5,000-acre Pine Barrens region. East Hampton architect Eva Growney is the director of the project, which she calls the Duck Project. A group of engineers, public officials, environmentalists, architects and residents will work to create a plan to be considered by the Suffolk County Parks and Recreation Department. The goal is to recommend methodologies to help preserve the Park and Pine Barrens, which overlay two of Eastern Long Island's principal aquifers. An aquifer is an underground "pool" that collects filtered rainwater. Layers of rocks and sand regulate this natural purification process, which allows the filtered water to flow into the aquifers and ultimately disperse to natural underground wells. Development has been prohibited in the Pine Barrens because developed land and roadways diminish the effectiveness of the filtering process. Another issue of concern is the health of the Peconic Estuary System. The Hubbard County Park contributes to the vitality of the estuary and surrounding bay waters, which allow shellfish to thrive. Future development of the area might prove to be disastrous to local marine life. Commenting on the symposium, Growney said, "If we don't take the necessary steps to preserve and insure the sustainability of this park, the water run off will eventually flow into the Peconic Bay and pollute those waters, to the detriment of marine life. Therefore, it is important that if any development occurs, it must take into consideration the environmental conservation of the land." According to Growney, the symposium has other preservation goals. "We're proposing to refurbish the various historical structures on the property, including bay garages, some of which were used in raising ducks," she said. "These buildings would be open to the general public and used as a showcase to demonstrate the alternate ways and means now available for building environmentally responsible homes and other buildings. I've coined this phrase: Humanity for smart planet living. If everyone would be mindful of the wear and tear that we're placing on the environment and clean up some of our bad habits, it would make a world of difference." Members of the symposium will discuss state-of-the-art, environmentally sound techniques and building materials, as well as alternative energy solutions like wind-powered generators, solar panels, and geothermal concepts. During the symposium, Growney and her team will address the topic of sustainability, which includes environmental survival, economical sustenance and social wellbeing. Peter Arsenault, Vice President of the National AIA, said the symposium's goal is "ultimately working to identify a conceptual vision for what the future of the park could be like for generations to come." The symposium is endorsed by local public officials include Assemblymen Steven Engelbright and Fred Thiele, and County Legislator Jay Schneiderman and congressman Tim Bishop. Growney invites the public to participate. 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Tableside were Chris Heinz and his wife, Sasha, Fergie's man, Josh Duhmel and oil heir Brandon Davis, who ended the evening at LILY POND in East Hampton, where actress-turned-singer Taryn Manning debuted her new single, "Runaway." Lily Pond co-owner and nightlife entrepreneur Michael Satsky revealed why these intimate performances are a perfect way to premiere a new single or help brand upcoming talent. "Celebs are attracted to clubs and playing for their peers in intimate settings, assuming it's the right club, of course. Mixing pleasure and a little self promotion at a club is a good thing." The Surf Lodge in Montauk debuted opening weekend with a memorable waterside live performance with Julian Marley, who created such a huge buzz for the hotel that this past Saturday was packed and several famous faces stopped by, including, "Sex and the City"'s Jason Lewis, supermodel Tyson Beckford and Molly Simms, who all cooled off to the beats by DJ James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem. 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The scene is enough to draw tears from even the most hardhearted of readers; Bob's mother has passed away only a month before after a long, difficult illness, his father hobbles slowly through the cemetery, then softly croons his wife's favorite song, and after a few reflective moments, Joe tells Bob that he has a plot right next to his parents. Life, love, loss -- all the makings of a great literary tearjerker. You might be crying your eyes out...if you weren't laughing. The sad, serious scene, like most scenes in Assisted Loving, is lightened by Bob's simultaneously condescending and endearing inner monologue. He notes Joe's slow walk and need for a hip replacement, and then silently complains that his yellow cardigan (already a major fashion don't for Bob, a style writer for The New York Times) is "a fruit salad of stains," and in need of a dry cleaner. He's moved by Joe's sweet singing, but quickly quells the emotion, since crying in front of his father would be "so uncomfortable." And while he acknowledges the thoughtfulness of the plot purchase, he has no desire to be buried on the south shore of Long Island -- unless it's in the Hamptons. It's a careful balance of wit and truth that Bob maintains throughout the novel, so that whenever readers start to grow even more frustrated with him than he is with himself, he reminds them that, yes, he knows he's a man with major issues. But doesn't a man with major issues deserve love, too? It's a question Bob seeks to answer for good, just as his father, who's equally charming and equally flawed, decides to take a chance on the dating game again. Bob is tired of being alone. He's tired of spending the holidays by himself at his super-successful brother's posh New York City apartment while his brother and family travel. He's tired of his circle of single friends growing smaller. So tired, in fact, that for a while, he throws himself into recruiting well-educated, well-to-do, silver-haired foxes for his father to avoid dealing with his own relationship failures -- even going so far as to fill out an application for the reality show, "Who Wants to Marry My Dad?" His father, also tired of being alone less than a year after losing his wife and looking for a fun bridge partner, appreciates the help (and occasionally even asks for it), but more than anything, wants his son to find happiness. Relying on each other in ways they'd never anticipated a father and son would so late in life, Bob and Joe travel across Long Island on their dating spree, into Manhattan and all the way to Palm Beach, via wheelchair and convertible. It's a bumpy ride, and one that tests their ability to love in more than ways than one. Toward the end, Bob muses, "I pace around the apartment all evening. I can feel something pushing me, as if I'm guided by Dad's voice, possessed. 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Congratulations on finding love! Do you have any tips for those still searching? First of all, when I set people up on dates, I demand they try to see each other more than once. We are all so crippled by our opinions that we can't see past them at first glance to what is wonderful about our prospects. And if you do meet someone nice, but maybe not spectacular, calm down. Open your eyes, and little by little, your heart. Love is a decision. You have to decide to be in love. Falling in love is easy -- it requires no energy at all. But to be in love and stay in love despite someone's flaws and your own neuroses, that's the trick to building a lasting relationship. As my father once told me, "Stop looking for perfection -- it's the only way you'll find it." And let me just say, if the man I have ended up with were looking for perfection, he would have moved me to the recycle bin years ago. Do you think it's possible to find your soul mate here in the Hamptons, during the area's most "romantic" season of the year? Call me a cynic. But I don't know that the Hamptons in season is the best place for love. Everybody is in such a keyed-up search-anddestroy mode. The scenery and parties are seductive and romantic, but I think they also put people in a frantic state frustration when it comes to that makes them impossible to our parents, isn't it? And while pin down. If I say yes to that I'm on my soapbox, can I add dinner party, how do I get to that maybe being right isn't that other cocktail party? What always the most important am I missing? What's behind thing when it comes to family? privet hedge number two? I Maybe the most important recall many summers in East thing is being nice. Hampton as a single gay man You refer to the being made so anxious by the Hamptons several times scene at Two Mile Hollow throughout the book, somebeach. I mean, have you seen what wistfully. Do you the bodies at that beach? I could spend much time in the Bob Morris never compete with that. I'm not area? Do you still enjoy the and have never been my ideal gay weight. Who "physical beauty" and "ugly behavior?" has the time and genetics to look so gorgeous Indeed, I adore the Hamptons. I was a happy at age 40? No, I think love has a better chance house sharer for many years in East Hampton of taking root and blossoming anywhere but a Village, and even a trombone player with the resort area that is all about getting away to be Sag Harbor Community Band. For many sumon display. But now that I'm married, I'm hap- mers, my parents would drive over from West pier in the Hamptons. Islip, and come hear me play in front of the Your frustration with and affection for American Legion in Sag Harbor on Tuesday your father is wonderfully relatable. Was nights. Can you imagine anything more oldwriting the book somewhat cathartic? fashioned and charming? That's not to say I Did you find yourself ever laughing out ever made the mistake of trying to find conloud while writing? tentment or inner peace on the East End, the I cried a little, but I never laughed out loud world's hardest place to make a left turn. And while writing. But I'll tell you something. because I'd been a columnist for the Sunday Figuring out how to laugh out loud while I was "Styles" section of The New York Times for with my father, that was the most important many of my summers in the Hamptons, I was lesson I learned about being a son. It took me always looking for material that showed peountil middle age to be able to drop my critical ple at their worst. There is nothing like the judgments of my old man and see just what a unhappiness and bad manners of the very (continued on page 51) riot he could be. Amusement is better than 1144874 1145383 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 48 www.danshamptons.com Democratic Women (continued from page 31) mise was being worked out that would get them all seated and with half a vote, which essentially ensured that Hillary would lose the nomination, and that Obama would get the nomination. We can go into that another time, but this story is about Deb Foster. She, among other Hillary supporters, saw this compromise for what it was. Something happened in there. And they were physically thrown out of the meeting because they were clogging up the wheels of progress. On YouTube, Deb Foster is emotional. She's angry, but she's containing that anger as she talks to the reporter. She is also in that disheveled state you get when you are physically thrown out of a room. Reporter: What's your name? Foster: Deborah Foster, and I'm a school teacher. Reporter: Where did you come from? Foster: Long Island. Reporter: What happened? Foster: A bunch of us in the back, obviously upset with the fact that they've taken votes away from the state, were chanting "Denver! Denver!" And these guys swarmed down on me and said, "Let's go, you've had your last chance." And I pulled my arm away and they hung on. (Foster pulls up her sleeve to show bruises on her arm.) Reporter: What state are you from? Foster: New York. I'm just so sad about my party. I've been voting 40 years. Those idiot bosses in there have given me two winners in 40 years, and now they are going to tell us how people are voting and take votes away? The party elite sucks. And that's from a teacher. Reporter: What do you teach? Foster: Physical education. Health. I would be embarrassed to show this to the kids. Reporter: So why did you decide to come down? Foster: I feel very strongly that this election is being manipulated away from Hillary and it's just not right. And boy, was it reinforced today. The big boys will come out and try and shut us up. There were Obama people chanting downstairs. I watched, and nobody came in on them. I watched. They took two other women away, too. * * * Out in that hall, the reporter interviewed another Hillary supporter who was thrown out. But this one was not able to contain herself. I found her interview because after the one-minute-and-20-second clip with Debbie takes place, YouTube immediately gives you three suggested clips to watch, suggesting, "If you liked this, you might like these." This clip is one of them. The woman lashes out into the microphone, but directs her comments at the door to the meeting inside. OUR KALEIDOSCOPE OF COLORS 300 varieties of roses in bloom - NOW! 1143178 COME VIEW THE ROSE FARM BROOKVILLE NURSERIES ROY J. IZZO Manager 516.626.0018 INC. 5300 NORTHERN BLVD., at BROOKVILE "This would never have happened. If a woman hadn't been running for President, they'd have never nominated a black, a man -- I think I am allowed to say this, you can say `black' and `white.' It's TERRIBLE." She starts to walk off. The reporter shouts after her, "Are you going to vote for Obama?" She turns. "I am THROUGH with this party. And John McCain is going to be the next President of the United States." She stalks off. Once this past spring, I went to a party in Manhattan for Obama that was held to honor the volunteers, mostly young women, who manned the phones for that candidate and made all the phone calls to get the vote. The party was held in an Upper East Side apartment and was thrown by a group called "Women for Obama." There were lots of speeches and "thank yous" and applause, and among other things, a woman got up and spoke about the fact that after Obama won, if he were to win, there would be a great need for psychologists and other caregivers to help those women who voted for and supported Obama over Hillary and felt guilty about having done so -- about having failed to rally themselves behind the candidate of their own gender. I was there because I am an Obama supporter, but I do have to say I thought it a strange thing to be telling these women. But now, as I see how this has unfolded, I can very well believe how these women who might think they had betrayed others of their gender could be in need of such counseling. Surely the women who supported Hillary are in need of counseling. * * * This article was written on a laptop at Sagg Main Beach. It became clear to me as I began to write the beginning of this story that I would need the YouTube video transcribed. To save time, I used my cell phone to call the office four miles away, got an intern there, Ryan Engelbert, and asked if he would go online, go to YouTube, play the video and transcribe it into the body copy of an email that he could immediately send to my Gmail account, which had instructions to immediately forward everything to my Verizon account. Thus I got it at the beach. When I got to the part I needed, I got it on the screen of the BlackBerry, then typed it into the laptop. And here you are. Thanks, Ryan. � 1142973 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 49 www.danshamptons.com 1142972 1143188 1145838 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 50 www.danshamptons.com The Sheltered Islander Sheltered Islander #501 PA crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty, AP Fri Jun. 6, 6:24 PM ET Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet. Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank. Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had." 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You would've put down a paper liner, but they're all gone, or for some reason, the whole tear-off pad of liners has been thrown in the tank. So you sit on your hands, because you can wash them later. You can hear people talking about you outside because everyone seems to forget you can hear just fine in a port-a-potty -- matter of fact, the sound reception is often enhanced. Someone ought to do a study of the acoustics inside modern marvels. "Is she STILL in there?" "Geez, how long does it take?" "You think she got lost in there?" I was at a Renaissance Faire once, with two friends. We were having such a nice time until I heard this from inside the blue box: "Her ice cream cone is really dripping. I'm gonna finish for her, she's taking too long." "Are you holding her purse?" "Look inside and see if she has any tissues." "Oh, wow, look at this. The condoms I understand, but handcuffs?" "Handcuffs? Her?" Inside the blue box of humiliation I called out, "Get out of my purse! The handcuffs are for a play, I'm dropping them off tonight. The condoms are my friend's, she's with her mother and she didn't want her mother to know she has a boyfriend." Outside the blue box of humiliation, they heard, "Mmmmlllllooommmuuummmtaumblah!" I finally exited the box. The six people in line, all of whom knew what was in my handbag, looked at me suspiciously as I tried to step out with dignity. But I tell you now, there's no believable explanation you can offer for the combination of condoms and handcuffs in the same location. DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 51 www.danshamptons.com Assisted (continued from page 46) with his octogenarian dad, he learns at least one very important lesson: You can always teach an old dog -- even one with major issues -- new tricks. And after following Bob and Joe on the funny, heartfelt journey, all readers, even those with parents who haven't yet qualified for AARP benefits, will find themselves making an unprompted phone call or sending an unsolicited email to Mom or Dad, just to say hi. Bob Morris is a frequent contributor to The New York Times Sunday "Style" section, where his "Age of Dissonance" column ran for eight years. He's been a commentator on National Public Radio's "All Things Considered," and a contributor to The New York Times Magazine, The New Yorker and Travel + Leisure, among other publications. He grew up on Long Island and now lives in New York City. R ENVIRO WEED & STEAM AND GREEN TECH ORGANICS PATENTED STEAM TECHNOLOGY WEED CONTROL Pet & Livestock Friendly Control Moss & Mold 100% Organic No Pesticides No Herbicides No Chemicals Join Bob Morris at BookHampton! 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I stay out there these days with wonderful homeowning friends. And that's great, but come on, I haven't arrived -- all I can afford is Guesthampton! But, seriously, it's fabulous to have a reading at BookHampton, such a great institution -- and to be in Dan's Papers, which I read religiously, is swell, too. I wish my father were still alive. He would have clipped this interview and circulated it to anybody and everybody. But here's the thing about my Dad -- he always thought I'd arrived. He was always proud of me, no matter what I was doing. He made it easy to feel successful. 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Until next week -- Life is short, you only live once, so party on! Entertainment & Feature Correspondent, Director, Writer and Executive Producer Gina Glickman can be seen on Tuesdays, Thursdays and weekends starring on News 12 Long Island's "What's Hot in the Hamptons." Log onto hamptons.com and check out Gina's "Main Street" series. 1145834 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 54 www.danshamptons.com The Hampton Whalers Are Here, and for Real By Alison Caporimo In addition to opening their windows and pools to welcome the summer, this year Hamptons residents are also opening their doors to a small baseball team with big ambitions. The Hampton Whalers is a new baseball team composed of 25 Division I and II college players. With 20 home games split between Sag Harbor's Mashashimuet Park and Southampton High School, the team will take on an eight-week schedule in the Atlantic Collegiate Baseball League. While the players are in the foreground, the man responsible for the team's creation stands behind the scenes. Rusty Leaver, known for Montauk's Deep Hollow Ranch, formed the team out of his love for the all-American sport. "The template for this team is the Cape Cod baseball league," said Leaver. The Cape leagues have a reputation for producing major league players, and drawing huge crowds to the stands. Leaver has the same high expectations for Hampton baseball, stating that he hopes to Photos by Alison Caporimo Coach Butch Caulfield, far right, with the team is not something they normally do,". While companies and celebrities promoted the team with their checkbooks, Hamptons residents stepped up to the plate by opening their homes to the players. "Skip was the first person locally to step up," Leaver said. Skip Norsic, a Hampton resident and business owner, supplied a house for some of the coaches and players to live in throughout the summer. Tom Gleason, a Sag Harbor native, has a few players living with his family as well. The Hampton Whalers is a team that accepts players from all over the nation. Many players are not from New York and have never even seen the Hamptons. "For them to be in the Hamptons and live in a different environment, it's lovely to see," said Gleason. While reporters and coaches peppered (continued on page 55) RESIDENTIAL PAINTING INTERIOR EXTERIOR PAINTING ESTIMATES FREE STAINING POWERWASHING SCHEDULE YOUR PROJECTS NOW. CALL FRANK (631) 521-0721 have at least five or six East End teams a year from now. Along with his faith in the Hampton's baseball, Leaver believes in his players. Going to a Whalers' baseball game, "people are going to see kids who, in a few years, will be in the major leagues," he promised. Even with starry eyes set on big dreams, the Whalers cannot forget their humble beginnings. 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It is your responsibility to choose the program, and the investment managers within that program, and to weigh any investment decision carefully. 1142388 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 55 www.danshamptons.com Whalers (continued from previous page) the field at the intimate practice this past Wednesday, another significant figure made an appearance. Pat Shortt, a major league baseball scout for the northeast region, stood on the sidelines, studying the players and observing the team in action. Shortt spoke with the team and gave advice about the challenging major league transition, adding that the players are "here to improve their skills with hopes for major league." Coach Butch Caulfield, the man facilitating the team's progress toward bigger and better things, also has high hopes for the Whalers. Having coached one year at SUNY Westbury and nine years at New York City College of Technology, Caulfield has the experience a new team needs, and he believes in the Whalers. "We're a very athletic team built around defense and pitching," he said. There is much talk surrounding this new dream team and everyone seems to have something to say, but what about the players? Nineteen-year-old Louisiana natives Patrick Rusty Leaver and scout Pat Shortt Holloway and Blake Wascon reflected on their recent experiences with the Hampton Whalers. "The opportunity is really great," said Holloway. "We want to be seen by the right people." With Shortt standing a few feet away from them, it's safe to say that the "right" people will be seeing a lot of the Whalers. Holloway and Wascon, both members of the University of Louisiana Lafayette baseball team, are staying in Sag Harbor for the summer -- an experience Halloway summed up in three words. "I love it," he said. While residents from various parts of the community are contributing to the baseball team, the players also plan on giving back. Michael Mirras, a resident housing three players, said, "Families have kids who love baseball and hope that the players living in their homes will invigorate and encourage their kids." So the next time you see a kid in a playground with a mean curveball, it's the Hampton Whalers you should thank. The next Hampton Whalers' home game will be on June 10 at Southampton High School. For more information, visit hamptonsbaseball.org. The Gateway to the Hamptons starts at exit 70 A great weekend starts at King Kullen. For your shopping convenience, King Kullen east-end locations include: Bridgehampton � Cutchogue � Center Moriches Eastport � Hampton Bays � Manorville � Riverhead � Wading River King Kullen carries Long Island's largest variety of Boars Head Products. 1145836 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 56 www.danshamptons.com Storm (continued from page 27) In the middle of this, I actually got out of the car to clear a limb that had fallen across our driveway half-way up. Bolts of lightning and claps of thunder were everywhere. One was so close my hair stood up. I returned to the car, soaked and out of breath. Our car, as it came to a halt in the relative shelter of a giant windblock, which was our house, said it was 75 degrees out. It had been 95 degrees in Water Mill two hours earlier. Thus began, for us, what it might have been like to live in our house in the early 19th century. The storm had lasted no more than a half hour, a nasty slash of a thing. It was over. "It's going to be a stunning sunset," I said to Chris. We took stock. We had no power. A large tree had fallen into the pool. We pulled a heavy planter up against the outside of two French doors that led out to the pool which would no longer close properly. The TV wouldn't work. The refrigerator was off. The toilets had only enough water in the tanks for one flush. Nothing came out of the faucets. No lights were working. The air conditioning was off. The pool was still. Oddly, our cellphones would turn on, but the signal was weak and almost unusable. The regular phone was working. I guess you know the drill. We found flashlights, candles and matches. It was now 6:30 pm. Darkness would come in two hours. And we were hungry. I thought of East Hampton Point and wondered if they had power. If they did, we could eat dinner and watch the same sunset we had at home. Then we'd return home and, hopefully, the power would be back on. I called East Hampton Point, and indeed they were open, on generator power. "Could we have dinner there for two?" I asked. "We're only allowing people with reservations. Do you have reservations?" "No." "Well, sorry, then." I hung up. I told Chris what had happened. "Call back and make a reservation," she said. "Okay. But they know my voice. So you do it." And so she did. We returned to the house two hours later by taking a detour around where the tree with the wires was still down. But the police had now blocked off half a mile of Three Mile Harbor Road so nobody could get through on the other side of us. There still was no power anywhere. "Is this just about that tree?" I asked an officer. He nodded. "We live in there. You can see the house from here." He waved us on. The sunset was indeed magnificent, not only where it went down in the west, but also, in the east, where the reflection of it turned some roiling cotton clouds orange and yellow. And thus, we settled in. That the road remained blocked off was an ominous sign. Obviously the lighting company had not yet come. Night came. There was not a single light anywhere around the harbor. There was nobody on the road. There was nobody at the boats in the harbor. The tide was retreating now. We lit the candles. What to do? We had our laptops, which had battery power, but we could not get online. We had candlelight, but not lantern light. It was tough to read anything. What we did find was a portable radio. And so we sat in the living room on the sofa, and I put my arm around her, and we listened to WPKN-FM out of Norwalk, Connecticut, where a disc jockey, whispering conspiratorially into a microphone, was spinning classical music, folk music and occasional obscure songs from his personal collection. And we talked. We talked about the most common things. It was getting stuffy. So we opened the sliders and windows and then met back at the sofa. A cool breeze wafted over us. What about the toilet? "Get that big plastic fishing bucket you keep in the car," Chris said. "Dunk it in the pool. We can use that in the toilet tank." Lucky for us we had a swimming pool, I thought. How had the early settlers gotten along without a swimming pool? If this were 150 years ago, we'd have no need of pool water or harbor water. We'd have an outhouse. We'd have a stove that took firewood. We'd heat the house with what? Coal? No. A wood fire in a fireplace. We'd have lanterns. So maybe, in the evenings, we'd read. No radio, no TV no video games. We'd get water up out of the ground from a well. Maybe we'd have a hand pump. We'd have no hot water. If we wanted hot water, for bathing, for instance, we'd heat it up over a wood fire in the yard. We'd heat a lot of it. Everybody would take turns taking a bath. I thought of my two kids, both with their own cars. They'd been home when we got home from the luncheon. But they'd abandoned ship for higher ground and lights that work with a switch soon after we arrived. Before they left, I said this to them. "Why don't you stay and watch TiVo? The TV doesn't work, but we've saved all these shows." They stood in silence for a moment, thinking about this. Then they were gone. One called around 10 to ask if our power was back on. We said, "Not yet." He said, "Oh." Chris wondered if we had drinking water. We did not. I thought maybe we had squirreled away a bottle of water from France or Fiji in the refrigerator, but realized we hadn't. Imagine, we have oceangoing tankers filled with bottles of water that we haul from over there to over here, or the other way around. Amazing that we would do this. (continued on page 59) Sagaponack Residents Qualify for FEMA. Ho Hum. By Alexendra Wexler Since Hurricane Katrina wreaked havoc in New Orleans several years ago, not to mention the thunderstorms this past weekend which had winds at nearly hurricane levels, the reality of a massive hurricane hitting the East End has been taken more seriously. Ironically, the residents of the Village of Sagaponack have recently qualified for the Federal Emergency Management Association's Flood Insurance program. Whether or not Sagaponack villagers will be affected by this change is another matter. The average house in Sagaponack is worth approximately five times the average house in New York State. Because their houses are so expensive, most Sagaponack residents are unlikely to take advantage of this new insurance option, says Tim O'Brien, the Director of Private Client Services at Cook, Hall, & Hyde, Inc. in East Hampton. "The maximum FEMA coverage available to residents of Sagaponack is $250,000," he said. "That wouldn't be enough for most people in Sagaponack to rebuild their wine cellars." However, O'Brien added that there is also $100,000 in coverage available for the contents of your home. When she was informed of FEMA's recent decision to cover the homes in her area, Sagaponack resident Pamela Allardice said, "That's not something I would probably be interested in," as the maximum coverage limits of the FEMA insurance are much lower than the value of her house and its contents. Gil Shapiro said that he, too, was not interested in purchasing flood insurance from FEMA for his home. "My house is 1.1 miles from the ocean, and the coverage I have with [private insurance company] AIG is great because if you live within a mile of the ocean, you pay a much larger premium than I do." Shapiro also said that the type of coverage FEMA offers is "greatly different" from the coverage he now has with his private insurance company. O'Brien confirmed this, saying that although the FEMA flood insurance is lower in cost, it is not as broad as private flood insurance. However, he added that the situation on the East End is a bit of an anomaly. "Ninety-nine percent of Americans with flood insurance have FEMA flood insurance," he said. As to whether or not the Village of Sagaponack expected this reaction, the Acting Village Clerk, Rhodi Winchell, said that the village made the decision to meet the guidelines for FEMA insurance simply, "Because everybody else does." DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 57 www.danshamptons.com 1046539 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 58 www.danshamptons.com 1145606 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 59 www.danshamptons.com Storm (continued from page 56) But we did have orange juice. And milk. That would do. The settlers filled the walls with their homes with seaweed for insulation. They got through the cold winters. Nobody had cars. If they went anywhere it was by horses and then only a few miles. You know what? I kind of liked this. "When the power comes on," I told Chris, "let's turn all the lights off, and just keep going with the candlelight and the portable radio. "Okay." At 11, still with no power, we moved the "Dan and Chris Show" up to the bedroom. Chris said it reminded her of Africa, it was so peaceful and quiet. We enjoyed upstairs for awhile. Then I thought that if we had power in the morning, I should remember to call P. C. Richard to find out if they had the part in from South Korea for our new LG Dishwasher that had malfunctioned. It was still in warranty. We'd been washing dishes by hand for a week. Stop thinking that, I thought. At 11:30 I went back downstairs to use the telephone on my desk in the living room to call the Long Island Power Authority. Chris said, "Stop worrying, it will come on when it will come on." I called anyway. I told a man there our address. "We've got a truck up there right now," he said. "We expect to have power back up there within the hour." "Thanks," I said. As I put the phone back in the cradle, all the lights suddenly went back on. Wow, I thought. � Company Inc. Bulkheads Pile Driving � Rock Walls Ken Hahn 631-728-3364 16 Sherwood Ave, Hampton Bays NY 1145260 Tide Water Dock Building We Make Moving Easy! 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PRESIDENT OF BASINOBA RESCUED AFTER DISASTER The transfer of the 1.2 billion subway tokens that had been stored under the Hampton Bays headquarters of Hampton Subway were officially turned over to the President of the new African nation of Basinoba, Juan Carlos Sinatra Alexander, by Commissioner Bill Aspinall on Friday. The exchange occurred as the last of the fishing boats carrying the final bags of these tokens out to the official freighter anchored just offshore of Sag Harbor, with the red blue and yellow flags of that country flying off the stern. This was the last of the four, quarter-mile long freighters, and this was the final load of subway tokens taken from Hampton Bays. President Alexander, surrounded by his Finnish guards as always, presented the certified check to Commissioner Aspinall. 1.2 billion tokens for $1.2 billion. "We are pleased to now have these tokens for our official currency," said the President. "In our country's language, we spell Basinoba with an "H" at the front. It's Hbasinoba. So this is perfect." The Commissioner, beaming proudly, shook the President's hand vigorously as he took the check. And he said, "Thank you very much." And he said, "Godspeed." It was a short trip. After lots of waving and smiling from the fishing boat as it went out to the freighter, and after the Sag Harbor High School marching band played its final John Philip Sousa number, the President and his guards boarded the freighter. The freighter started its engines, and, carrying nearly 200,000 tons of cargo, moved slowly forward -- and then, in minutes, sank. After that, chaos reigned. Fire boats and Coast Guard boats went out to the spot and rescued the crew of the ship, including the President, all of whom had the presence of mind to run for the lifeboats as soon as they heard the ship shift. "It made a metallic jingling noise as it shifted," said the first mate, who was also rescued. "Then it just turned on its side, and sank stern first. It went down real fast." The only casualty in the sinking was the President's pet monkey. And for a while, it was thought that one of the Finns was not accounted for. But it turned out he had been in the bathroom when everything happened. He soon floated up, just fine. As the Coast Guard and fire boats were heading back to shore with everybody, Commissioner Aspinall ran to the Bank of America on Main Street and immediately cashed the check. Then he went off to Hampton Bays in his limousine. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL'S WEEKLY MESSAGE First of all, the President is fine. He is resting comfortably and is talking about returning immediately to his homeland by plane, so he can greet the three freighter loads of tokens when they arrive. He also talks about having me refund the money, or at least onequarter of the money, which I will not do. The tokens were sold fair and square. He's got 900 million tokens on the way. And he's got 300 million tokens we delivered to his freighter. Too bad it sank. I will, however, as a gesture of good will, offer up whatever remaining tokens we can scare up. We want each and every one of you to find whatever subway tokens you can around the house, in your shirt pockets, in your purses, ladies, wherever, and bring them to the Hampton Bays office before Friday. We will add those to the 150,000 tokens squirreled away in a Bob's Storage Bin in Westhampton Beach, which we had intended to use until the new subway cards are delivered, which will be in two weeks. And we will ship these by plane, accompanying the President back to his native land. Now, here's the best part. Until the new cards arrive, the subway is free. Shinnecock (continued from page 29) town does or not. "We predate all that," he said. Gumbs also said that the tribe has come to a private agreement with the association of property owners on the land adjacent to Westwoods regarding use of the old beach road. According to Eric Shultz, Southampton trustee specializing in land use, because the Shinnecocks disagree so adamantly, there have been reports of tribe members telling non-tribe members that they could not use the right of way, or pull boats up onto the beach, water marks notwithstanding. Camping, obviously, is out altogether. Schultz says he's heard that a security guard was being used to keep non-tribe members out of the area. In the aftermath of last week's fight on the beach, State Police are looking into whether the campers were actually on Shinnecock property, or just too close for comfort. The Shinnecocks do not fall under Town law, and State Police are generally called in to investigate when there is trouble on Shinnecock land. Beverly Jensen, Communications Officer for the tribe, said that an official party line on these issues would have to come from tribal elders. She did, however, confirm that the tribe does conduct security patrols in the area. Her unofficial opinion as to why that's necessary is that people who come onto the property or adjacent beach areas don't show much respect, with garbage dumping being a major issue. The Shinnecocks believe this goes beyond mere bad behavior, and that at least some of it is deliberate. "It's reprehensible and deeply offensive," Jensen said. There are a few clear, non-negotiables. Camping or otherwise trespassing without permission on Shinnecock land, as with any other private property, is illegal. Mooring a boat offshore is allowed, but picnicking or otherwise using the beach is not. Driving along the shore is okay with the Town, but not with the Shinnecocks, and until recently, not with adjacent non-tribal property owners, either. The right of way crosses several miles of non-Shinnecock land and residents in those areas have, in years past, complained about the Shinnecocks using the road to get to their own beach, specifically on the day of the tribe's annual picnic. Any way you look at it, the current arrangement includes a number of rather loosey-goosey boundaries that are almost guaranteed to rub up against one another and lead to trouble. After a couple of hundred years of misunderstandings, it would be nice to see everybody finally agree on what goes and what doesn't in the area. The Southampton trustees are working on that, but they've got their work cut out for them. Shultz says that the ancient and often contradictory lineage of codes and titles, along with the current state of heated emotions, make coming to a fair conclusion an extremely difficult, but not impossible job. He and the other trustees have committed themselves to doing the necessary research and then sitting down with the Shinnecock tribal leaders to try and come to an equitable agreement. DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 61 www.danshamptons.com HAMPTON TRADITION XLI -- WESTSIDE DELI By T.J. Clemente In 1978, Donald Maiori and John Gilday, two best friends from Islip, opened the Westside Deli in East Quogue. The tenor of their friendship carried over into the very character of their business, with a mantra of "Every customer counts," and a sign in the window that reads, "Free advice." Like all great delis, Westside serves choice sandwiches, chicken salads and hot Italian dishes, but it's so much more than a quick stop for great food -- it's the epitome of charming, small-town America. "I watched this area go from a huge party town to a bedroom community," Maiori said of East Quogue's 30-year evolution. Jokingly, he added, "The Hamptons is the most wonderful place in the whole northeast -- Custer's last stand. And this deli is the last of the Mohegans." Maiori also ran Famous Zhivagos, a Bridgehampton deli back in the early 80s, and called that decade the "Wild West" era of the Hamptons. "It was a fun time. People were looser, and everyone seemed to have more of a sense of humor." Maiori bought the Westside Deli building in 1985, and while he is not under the pressure of increased rents every five years, he does see increased competition. However, his biggest asset may actually be himself. Maiori is an original, the real thing. His wife, Eileen, is an assistant principal, and the couple has two daughters. Their youngest daughter, Sammy, is a junior at the University of Delaware, and helps out at the deli during the summers. Together they have watched East Quogue grow and change. Maiori laments that to today's crowd, East Quogue isn't even considered the Hamptons. "It's like the canal separates two worlds. The town closed the beach bars, made it harder to have summer rentals and turned East Quogue into a bedroom community. Now, it's like the area's best-kept secret, consisting of beautiful farm landscapes and, of course, the ocean." The same can be said for the Westside Deli, which is filled with an eclectic collection of signs, statues, posters and delicious sandwiches affectionately named after customers (like the "Johnny Ling -- all meat, no eggs," created for the one morning Maiori's friend, John Linguiti, was in a big hurry). The Westside is a personal and down-home dining experience that draws customers back for their favorite sandwiches, cigars, cold drinks and snacks. The world is changing, the Hamptons are changing, but thanks to Maiori, the Westside Deli is staying exactly the same. Westside Deli (690 Montauk Highway, East Quogue, 631-653-6343) is open seven days a week, from 6:30 a,m. to 5:30 p.m. Community (continued from page 33) reacted to protect against misuse of the huge monies collected -- and that misuse included administrative costs. On the other side were the town politicians faced with the reality of real estate closings, legal matters and hidden costs of CPF purchases who did not want property tax payers financing the administration of a state legislated tax program. What seems to be in play is who will control the hundreds of millions of dollars come? The town supervisors or the state legislators? A sticky wicket is that these factions just happen to be in opposing political parties at the moment. But despite the fracas, the CPF has been a success. Many hundreds if not thousands of acres of open land and farmland have been secured by purchases. In fact no one really is disputing the success. At a meeting last week, Wilson showed me a detailed list of around 1500 proposals for East Hampton's CPF and provided a status report. The work restoring the Lester House (also knows as the Labrozzi property) will be completed this fall. Referring to Boy's Harbor, Wilson said, "It's going to happen. There were some problems because it is a joint purchase with Suffolk County, but the 28 acres will be purchased for $7.3 million." He said that the Farmers Market "is also going to happen. The lawyers are ironing out details. There is no price problem -- just lawyer things." Efforts to chastise McGintee on perhaps his prize project, the Adelaide deMenil and Edmund Carpenter historic buildings project, have nothing to do with the CPF because they are municipal buildings. These well preserved historic buildings will ultimately be converted into East Hampton's Town Hall, and their upkeep and administrative cost will be in the town budget. McGintee opponent Jay Schneiderman reportedly predicts the cost of the project to be twice the estimated $5.5 million the Town originally estimated, but McGintee reportedly disagrees. One wise old town resident summed it up this way, "If you like history, our culture and preserving things you love this project, if you hate McGintee, are angry about your taxes, then you see this as a mistake." A town employee said, "30 years from now it's going to show great foresight, just like the plan to preserve Central Park in New York City." Perhaps the crux of the matter for all the issues surrounding CPF spending is just basic economics. This money has been paid by homeowners who bought properties since 1999 and paid that 2% tax after the initial $250,000. After my visit to Wilson in his trailer, it becomes clear that the money is being wisely spent to preserve the community on the East End. How that concept of "community" will ultimately be defined is another matter. 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After all that effort, all you can really do is hope that a customer will buy a home from you. In addition to the hurdles that come with representing a seller's home, there is the issue of dealing with local restrictions that interfere with business. Namely: real estate signs. Real estate signs that advertise a home is for sale are enormously popular for two simple reasons. First, the advertising is practically free, so there is little financial burden on the agent who posts a sign. Second, a buyer who sees the sign is calling after having already looked at the outside of the home, and is directly contacting the listing agent. Throughout the Hamptons, different areas have different requirements for signs. Put up the wrong sized sign in the wrong place, and you could have a code enforcement officer from the Town of East Hampton or the Town of Southampton knocking it down, visiting your open house and serving you up a fine. Sign restrictions range from size to location, to whether or not you are even allowed to have one at all. Nonetheless, real estate agents find ways to make their customers and clients happy, even in the face of some pretty unusual restrictions. In East Hampton and Southampton Towns, one law says you cannot put up a sign on townowned property. Now, why would this be a problem? After all, a sign generally goes up right on the seller's private property, making it unnecessary to dig one in on townowned property. The reason has to do with advertising an open house through the use of a sign. When an agent has an open house, it is important that he or she put up a sign that directs a driver to the house, at a street corner for example. But if that "Open House" sign with an arrow pointing down a road is sitting on town-owned property, odds are it is illegal and a code enforcement officer might take it down and confiscate it, as well as write up a fine for the posting. (By the way, this is also true for "Yard Sale" signs and party signs.) Putting balloons on signs is also against the law -- the same is true when advertising a birthday party, although those signs often go unnoticed for a few hours by sympathetic officials. Sometimes homeowners don't want to put up a sign for personal reasons -- they may not want neighbors to know that the house is for sale, or they may still be living in the house and don't like the "feel" of the sign when they come home. (A tactful agent will work in the best interest of sellers, advising them that putting up a sign will help them sell their home.) Private developments have their own rules on real estate signs. For example, Clearwater Beach and Barnes Beach in East Hampton carry covenant restrictions which, although private, make it illegal to post signs of any type -- including real estate signs. What's an agent to do? Advertise the listing through a newspaper or the Internet, of course. In Southampton Village, there are laws restricting the size of a real estate signs, although color is not an issue. The small sign requirement is also true for North Haven -- a big sign may be confiscated and the agent issued a fine. Even with all of these rules about signs, Hamptons agents find ways to connect buyers to sellers. Because if there is one thing no law can change, it's the desire to be on the East End. FATHER'S DAY SPECIALS WHAT DAD WANTS FOR OUTDOOR FUN A COOL GREEN OUTDOOR POOL TABLE A HOT SLEEK STAINLESS STEEL CONVECTION GRILL A HAMMOCK TO RELAX ON AT THE END OF THE DAY EAST END MOTORSPORTS 625 County Road 39A Southampton Ask for your FREE Accents Preferred Customer Card Preferred Customer 20 Mon-Sat: 8:30a-6p Sun: 9a-4p % Featured Items Offer expires on 6/30/08 OFF Coupon Code: FD08 631 287-6085 J. 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Ann Grimm Aida Turturro Dayssi Olarte de Kanavos Lorraine Bracco Pamela Micaelcheck Marty Shafiroff, David Post RARE BREED OF LOVE Andrea and John Stark let their sensational NYC apartment go to the dogs, where Jana Kohl introduced her book "A Rare Breed of Love" to a packed house of guests. It is a story of Jana's dog "Baby" but exposes the puppy mills that abuse dogs around the country. Beth Ostroski Heather Mills, Jana Kohl, Gloria Steinem Mary & Peter Max, Ken & Gail Sitomer Missy Lubliner, Austin Stark OSO @THE SOUTHAMPTON INN Photos: Lisa Tamburini, Text: Maria Tennariello The Southampton Inn on Hill Street, celebrated the launch of their new restaurant, OSO, with a cocktail reception. The restaurant, with an innovative Mediterranean steak house concept, is under the culinary direction of award winning Executive Chef Peter Dunlop. DONNA KARAN OPENS IN SAG HARBOR Photo: Lisa Tamburini, Text: Maria Tennariello Donna Karan's new Sag Harbor store, Urban Zen celebrated the opening with a `Trunk Show' with jewelry designer Carolyn Roumeguere. A percentage of Roumeguere's and Urban Zen sales goes to Urban Zen Foundation charity. Amy, Sharri & George Kane Sally Pope, Ed German, Gordon Herr Jewelry Designer, Carolyn Roumeguere YIGAL OPENS IN WATERMILL Photo: Lisa Tamburini, Text: Maria Tennariello Yigal Azrouel, New York launched his new Hamptons boutique in Watermill with a champagne reception last weekend. DeDe Gotthelf, Terry Moan Owain Hughes, Kimberly Goff, Rick Friedman, Cindy Lou Wakefield Katie Lee Joel, Yigal Azrouel, Kim Becker DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 66 www.danshamptons.com GORDIN'S VIEW BARRY GORDIN PLANNED PARENTHOOD'S 75TH Tony Ingrao and Randy Kemper hosted "Everything That is Beautiful" - an auction of art, jewels and design inspired by nature - at their home, the magnificent Woodhouse Park, East Hampton to celebrate Planned Parenthood Hudson Peconic's 75th anniversary. Tony Ingrao, Beth Ostrofsky, Cynthia Clift John & Andrea Stark, Nicole Miller Elizabeth Ballad, Andy Sabin Roy Furman, Gigi Mahon, Mickey Strauss Lewis M. Feder, M.D., Cecile Richards Dallas Ernst Jim Spitzer, Sheri Lagin Randy Kemper ASTAIRE AWARDS Brooke Shields presented Dancer/Choreographer/Director Tommy Tune with a lifetime achievement award at the 2008 Fred and Adele Astaire Awards benefiting The Auditory Oral School. Brooke Shields, Tommy Tune Priscilla Lopez, Harold Prince, Anna Bergman Liz Smith MIRACLE HOUSE BENEFIT Miracle House held one of the most celebrated charitable events of the summer season at The Bridgehampton Tennis and Surf Club overlooking the ocean. PERRY BURNS @ SYLVESTER & CO. Sylvester & Co. at Home in Amagansett Square hosted a reception for East Hampton artist Perry Burns, whose exhibition "Sky" will be on view through July 1. Sylvia Tosun, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps Jane Powell THE ART OF THE HEART Nineteen brokers and staff from Prudential Douglas Elliman held an art auction where proceeds went to The American Heart Association. Bastienne Schmidt, Perry Burns, Elisabeth Willoughby Gerry Logue, Jenny DuPont Dinah & Isabella Nissen, Nan Sweetser Jim Chanos, Anna Sherrill, Tracy Hanna, Jules Marohl, Megan Goldman, Richard Bekins Ray Gualtieri, DeA Million, Tim Kofahl Lawrence Rich DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 67 www.danshamptons.com GORDIN'S VIEW BARRY GORDIN "SHANGHAI MOON" OPENS @ BAY STREET Bay Street Theatre opened their 2008 Target Mainstage Season with a revival of "Shanghai Moon" by the legendary Charles Bush, starring Bush and his long time cohort Julie Halston, who were a sensation last season in "The Lady in Question". Jack Carley, Pia Lindstrom Jodi Lin, Thom Sesma Joan Copeland, Sybil Christopher Adrianne & Jerry Cohen Helene Leonard, Gene Stilwell Joy Behar, Charles Busch, Murphy Davis, Julie Haston, Carl Andress SCHOOL'S OUT Polo Ralph Lauren was the proud sponsor for "School's Out," the annual Hetrick-Martin fundraiser, held at the magnificent home of Peter Wilson and Scott Sanders on Further Lane in East Hampton. Terrence McNally, Julia Hoagland, Michael Longacre Karim Abay Thomas Kruger, Isa Goldberg, Maury Newburer Todd Harvey, Jasmin Mamane TRASH TO TREASURES @ CMEE Photos: Richard Lewin Text: Maria Tennariello The Children's Museum hosted its 10th annual Kids Create! event, a festival of recycled art and performances. This year's theme "Trash to Treasures" celebrated the value and beauty of art created from recycled, unwanted or found materials. Featured in this exhibit was over 600 earth-friendly works of art created by students from participating area schools. CHUCK BOUX @GALLERIE BELAGE Photo Credit: Laura Kremin Text: Maria Tennariello The BelAge Gallerie in Westhampton Beach held an opening reception for master glassblower Chuck Boux. Mr. Boux exhibits worldwide and is sought after by private and corporate collectors. His works will continue to be on exhibit at the gallery. Raquel Burns, Inga Tryggvadottir Sophia Figlia, Zoe Daunt Channing Epstein Jacqui Leader , Jen Brown,Tommy Ratcliffe, IV CHARITY ART AUCTION Photo & Text: Kimberly Goff Sculptor, Dennis Leri, curated an excellent art auction, hosted by the Deshuk Rivers Gallery in Bridgehampton to help raise money for the Cody Center for Autism and Developmental Disabilities at Stony Brook University. Natalie Chen Olivia Suter Dana Zimmerman, Joe Guerriero, Erica Smith Dennis Leri Don & Gloria Gewelke, Gallery Owners, Bob Deets, Managing Director, Laura Kremin, Chuck Boux Representative & Doug Gewelke Executive Director. DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 68 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork THE BARREL... OVER with Lenn Thompson Castello di Borghese, the current name of Long Island's first-ever commercial winery--historically known as Hargrave Vineyard--is offering a free taste of olive oil imported from the family estate in Tuscany. I've tasted this oil, and it's delicious. At both Duck Walk Vineyards in Watermill and Duck Walk North on the North Fork, fathers get a free glass of wine. And, at Pindar Vineyards, fathers will receive a logo glass and corkscrew while supplies last. Two vineyards are going above and beyond free wine and gifts this weekend as well. Martha Clara Vineyards, which can always be counted on for a bevy of interesting and unique events, is outdoing themselves this time with their "Eat Like a Wild Man" dinner for Father's Day from 2 - 4 p.m. For $55 ($45 for wine club members), attendees get a six-course dinner prepared by David and Lorraine Girard of Buoy One Restaurant that features wild game like wild-caught local striped bass, moose with rosemary and garlic, and venison with bacon and wild beach plum sauce. Each course is thoughtfully paired with an MCV wine too. If the father you're celebrating this weekend loves his reds big and delicious, head to Roanoke Vineyards in Riverhead for their Big Red Tasting--their 10th such event. $25 gets you a flight of topnotch Long Island reds (past wines have included Wolffer Estate's Premier Cru Merlot and Grapes of Roth Merlot), a matching flight of cured meats and cheeses and--for the first time--a cigar meant to pair with one of the wines. And if a cigar isn't your thing, they'll give you a discount card instead. Visit each of the winery's websites for more details. You can see a list on liwc.com. Corks of the Forks Father's Day Fun for Wine-Loving Dads As I'm sure you know, this Sunday is Father's Day, one of the most important holidays of the year--at least in the not-so-humble opinion of this 2nd-year father. Each and every year, millions of fathers get the same old gives--power tools, golf paraphernalia, and of course ugly shirts and ties. This year, instead of sticking with the tried and true, why not start a new tradition and treat the dad, granddad or husband in your life to a day on the East End, sampling delicious wines, enjoying the views and the local eats too? The local wine community is making it easy, with some great specials and events planned just for dear ole dad. I know that I'll be taking advantage myself! At Palmer Vineyards, dads are invited to to enjoy a complimentary flight of selected wines and a special gift. I'm not sure what the gift is, but if their delicious sauvignon blanc is in the tasting flight, it's well worth the stop. Palmer is one of the most familyfriendly vineyards on the North Fork. And on Father's Day, The Mudcats will be performing live from 2 � 5 p.m. North Fork Events FRIDAY, JUNE 13 RIVERHEAD SUMMER CONCERT SERIES- 7 p.m. at East End Arts & Humanities Council property features Riverhead High School Stage Band and Show Choir. Sponsored by Riverhead Rotary Club and Robert Kozakiewicz. Rain location: Pulaski Street School. Free. 631727-1215. MATTITUCK LIONS CLUB STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL- through Sunday. Features arts and crafts, live music, food vendors, carnival, games of chance, crowning of Strawberry Festival Queen, fireworks, strawberries, strawberry shortcake and much more. Friday��: 6-11 p.m.; fireworks, 9 p.m. Saturday: 10 a.m.-11 p.m.; fireworks, 9 p.m. Sunday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Strawberry Field fairgrounds, Route 48, Mattituck. 631-298-2222. mattitucklionsclub.org. NORTH FORK AUDOBON SOCIETY: AUDOBON AT HOME- 7:30 p.m. at Red House Nature Center, Inlet County Park, Greenport. Vital Bird Habitat in Your Own Backyard program; learn how to create more feeding and nesting opportunities for birds. 631-323-0103, Goodgardens@aol.com. ITALIAN FAMILY DINNER- 5-7 p.m. "Seconds on us" at Knights of Columbus, 2050 Depot Lane, Cutchogue. Bar open until 8 p.m. All invited. Adults: $15, two for $25; children, $10. 631-734-7338. `GLOW IN THE DARK' FASHION SHOW- 9 a.m. Features clothes by students of Mattituck High School in auditorium, Main Road. Free. 631-298-8460. AUTOMOTIVE CRUISE NIGHTS- Fridays, beginning June 6, 6-9 p.m., hosted by Mattituck Fire Department at Veteran's Park, Bay Boulevard, Mattituck. Cars, $5; walk-ins, $2; children under 12, free. Bring friends and show off your car, truck or motorcycle; proceeds to benefit MFD. Food and drinks sold. Through Labor Day weekend (not July 4). 631298-8833, ext. 45. LOCAL MARINE MAMMALS AND SEA TURTLES- 7 p.m. at Quogue Wildlife Refuge. Local Marine Mammals and Sea Turtles program with staff from Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation; for all ages. RSVP 631-653-4771 RELAY FOR LIFE- Friday 6 p.m. through Saturday. Riverhead Relay for Life to benefit American Cancer Society at Riverhead High School football field. 631-300-3154. Waltz concert features The Red River Ramblers, Sandhya, The Circuit Breakers and Damaged Goods; proceeds to benefit Leukemia & Lymphoma Society's Leukemia Cup Regatta. Tickets: $20. SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN DINNER- 12-5 p.m. at Unity Baptist Church, Mattituck. Donation: $13. Sponsored by Men's Fellowship Ministry to benefit building fund. 631298-8669. CREEPY CRAWLIES- 9:30-10:30 a.m. program for ages 5-12 at East Quogue Wildlife Refuge; learn about insects, arachnids and arthropods. Includes hike. RSVP 631-6534771 RAFFLE DRAWING- 11 a.m. hosted by Friends of The Big Duck in Iron Point Park, Flanders. Long Island Ducks mascot QuackerJack on hand 10:30-11:30 a.m. 631- 7275342, firstname.lastname@example.org. NFCT'S 50th ANNIVERSARY PARTY- 7-11 p.m. at Eagle's Landing at Calverton Links includes DJ, cash bar and live entertainment by NFCT members. Tickets: $55. Limited seating; RSVP by June 6: 631-722-5143, email@example.com, 631-298-6328. FIRST ANNUAL GREENPORT 10K KAYAK RACE11 a.m. Race from Orient to Greenport to introduce the "Nature Kayak Trail System" that circumnavigates Greenport. Proceeds to benefit implementation of signage at trail heads/creeks and to help improve boater awareness. Begins with Skippers meeting at Narrow River Road ramp; boats launch at 11:45 a.m. Cash prizes and barbecue follow at Greenport's Mitchell Park. Hosted by Greenport Village, Greenport BLD and Sail Greenport. Sponsors include fire departments of Orient, East Marion, Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue and Mattituck, Brewer Yacht Yards, IGA, Sea Tow and others. Kayakgreenport.com. TEEN PROGRAMS AT RIVERHEAD FREE LIBRARY- 11 a.m.-noon, Father's Day T-shirt workshop. Registration 631-727-3228. POTLUCK DINNER- 6:30 p.m. hosted by EarthSave, which promotes healthy and planet-friendly food choices, at Cornell Cooperative Extension, 424 Griffing Ave., Riverhead. Lecture follows dinner. Bring vegetarian dish that serves 6-8 people. 631-567-5280. SUFFOLK COUNTY HISTORICAL SOCIETY EXHIBIT- noon: New exhibition "Full Freedom and Joyous Exhilaration: Early Bicycling on Long Island." On view through Monday, Sept. 15. Period bicycles, photographs, memorabilia and archival material. 631-727-2881. SEVENTH ANNUAL JUNETEENTH CELEBRATION-11 a.m hosted by East End Voters Coalition, begins with parade from Pulaski Street School to Stotsky Park. "Free" picnic lunch, games, DJ, guest speakers and more. Rain date: Sunday, June 15. 631-369-4642, 631-369-2457, Juneteenth.com. NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY TEA- 3 p.m. Volunteer Information Tea includes information and crumpets. 631-477-0553, firstname.lastname@example.org. SOUTHOLD HISTORICAL SOCIETY GARAGE SALE- Prince Building, Main Road. Time TBA. 631-7655551. southoldhistoricalsociety.org GARDEN TOUR- 10 a.m.-4 p.m. sponsored by North Fork Chamber of Commerce begins at Village Green and includes lecture by Anne Trimble about gardening with indigenous and earth-friendly plants. Tickets: advance, $25; tour day, $30; available at Trimbles of Corchaug, Cutchogue. 631-7653161. SUNDAY, JUNE 15 FATHER'S DAY BRUNCH- 9 a.m. at St. Peter's Lutheran Church, Greenport. Features pancakes, omelets, French toast, bacon, sausages and more. Goodwill offering to benefit Habitat for Humanity. RSVP 631-477-0662; leave message on ext. 10. CONCERTS AT THE BEND- 4 p.m. Features the Gardiner Ensemble with violinist Linda Sinanian, cellist Ted Hoyle, French hornist Jeffrey Forden, pianist Charlotte Day and guest artist Vadim Lando on clarinet. Music includes works by Beethoven and Fibich. At First Universalist Church of Southold. Tickets: adults, $20; seniors/students, $15; available at Complement the Chef, Southold; Jet's Dream, Greenport; Peconic Liquors, Cutchogue; also at door. 631-7653494. RIVERHEAD CRUISE FESTIVAL CAR SHOW- 9 a.m.-3 p.m in Riverfront parking lot: antique, modified, military and more. Tickets: adults, $5; children under 12, free. Proceeds to benefit Combined Veterans' support. 631-7275782, www.vail-leavitt.org. ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS � The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL'HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church last Monday of the month. SATURDAY, JUNE 14 WOMEN'S MINISTRY YARD SALE- 8 a.m.-3 p.m. on grounds of Unity Baptist Church, Mattituck. 631-298-8669. VAIL-LEAVITT MUSIC HALL EVENT- 8 p.m. The 1st DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 69 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork The North Fork Spring Pig Roast The East End Hospice Annual Pig Roast Was One "Oinky" Good Time On The North Fork Photos by Jean Lynch Debbie Doyle, Chrissy Michne, Dave Johnson, Lynn Jerome, Priscilla Ruffin, Kathy Rae Jean Lynch, Ellen Dioguardi, Kathy Rae Jen Boyer, Helen Tretola, Kathy Algieri, Lauren Wendelken D E PA R T I N G All Barcaloungers Less 40% Motorcoach Service between The North Fork & New York City Spring Schedule Effective Thurs., May 1 through Fri., July 4, 2008 Westbound* AM LIGHT To Manhattan Mon thru Fri -- -- -- -- 6:00 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:45 6:50 6:55 8:50 9:00 7 Days -- 7:00 7:05 7:07 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:35 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 7 Days 9:30 9:35 9:40 9:42 9:50 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:40 10:45 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 11:30 2:30 4:00 5:30 11:35 2:35 4:05 5:35 11:40 2:40 4:10 5:40 11:42 2:42 4:12 5:42 11:50 2:50 4:20 5:50 12:00 3:00 4:30 6:00 12:05 3:05 4:35 6:05 12:10 3:10 4:40 6:10 12:20 3:20 4:50 6:20 12:25 3:25 4:55 6:25 12:30 3:30 5:00 6:30 12:35 3:35 5:05 6:35 12:40 3:40 5:10 6:40 12:45 3:45 5:15 6:45 2:20 2:30 5:20 5:30 6:50 7:00 8:20 8:30 READ DOWN PM BOLD Orient Point Orient Village East Marion Peconic Landing Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet Airport Connection Manhattan Mon Only -- -- -- -- 4:45 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:35 7:15 7:25 W Sun Only -- -- -- -- 6:50 G Sat thru Mon � May Fri thru Mon � June 7 Days Beg. Tue 6/24 W ARRIV. Eastbound* AM LIGHT D E PA R T I N G � � 7:45 7:50 7:55 7:57 8:05 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 10:35 10:45 9:50 12:20 10:00 12:30 9:20 9:30 To North Fork Fri & Sat 7 Days 8:20 9:35 8:25 9:40 8:30 9:45 9:00 10:00 9:20 10:20 10:40 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:00 11:05 11:15 11:20 11:25 11:35 11:45 11:50 11:55 11:40 11:45 11:50 11:55 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:25 12:35 12:45 12:50 12:55 7 Days 7 Days 11:20 1:20 11:25 1:25 11:30 1:30 12:00 2:00 12:20 2:25 1:40 1:45 1:50 1:55 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:25 2:35 2:45 2:50 2:55 3:40 3:45 3:50 3:55 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:25 4:35 4:45 4:50 4:55 7 Days 3:20 3:25 3:30 4:00 4:25 6:05 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30 6:40 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:10 7:15 7:20 G Fri Only 4:20 4:25 4:30 5:00 5:25 Thurs & Fri 7 Days 5:20 6:20 5:25 6:25 5:30 6:30 6:00 7:00 6:25 7:25 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:20 8:25 8:30 8:40 -- -- -- 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:25 9:35 9:45 9:50 9:55 7 Days 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:30 8:50 READ DOWN PM BOLD Manhattan/86th Manhattan/69th Manhattan/59th Manhattan/44th Airport Connection Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport East Marion Orient Village Orient Point Sat Only 7:20 7:25 7:30 8:00 8:20 9:40 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 H 43" W 36" D 42" ARRIVING Churchill Lounger 1670 Furniture House NORTH FORK'S PREMIUM FURNITURE STORE Interior Design Window Treatments ROUTE 48, SOUTHOLD 1143190 8:10 -- -- -- 10:10 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:05 -- -- -- G * This trip arrives approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday. On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville. The "Greenporter" Non-stop service to and from Greenport, available Eastbound on Friday; Westbound on Sunday. 631-765-2000 Visit our website www.hamptonjitney.com 1144672 Open Daily 9:30-5:30 Sun. 12-5 Closed Wed. (631) 283-4600 (212) 362-8400 for Online Reservations, Information and Value Pack orders DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 70 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork In a culinary world where longevity is not the norm, Jerry Dicecco's quaintly named restaurant, just a block east of the Aquarium, must be doing something right, because it is now fifteen years since he first opened and today it is going stronger than ever. Even more unusual in this day and age, his son Jerry Jr., has followed in his father's footsteps, despite all his attempts to dissuade him. Jerry Jr., graduated from Johnson and Wales Culinary Institute with high grades, spent six months in Italy cooking, and then had a spell at the prestigious DB Bistro of Daniel Boulud in Manhattan before joining his father and taking over as Executive Chef, as Jerry Senior looks to spend a little more time in relaxation. You can sit indoors or on the porch and there is an enclosed deck that looks over the pool and marina of Jerry & The Mermaid 469 East Main Street Riverhead 631-727-8489 the adjacent marina, which provides a steady stream of customers in the season. The restaurant also has a core of regular local customers who enjoy their meals here year round. The menu is seafood based, but they also make sure that non fish lovers are well cared for. Jerry Jr., has just introduced a new menu that still includes the dishes that have become very popular, but now also includes a number of new offerings. HELP WANTED All Hours Accommodated Ideal For Stay at Home Moms, Students Part-time/Full Time All positions needed Asst. Manager � Counter � Cashiers No Experience Necessary Will Train Drop In and Sample Over 120 Flavors! 37 Front St. Greenport Village 1144855 516-554-7805 1143189 U PICK OR PICK UP STRAWBERRIES "Chef Tom Lopez stands high among the ranks of the top chefs on Long Island." ~ Roy Bradbrook, Dan's Papers 25% LL A OFF SERY UR CK N O ST BAYVIEW INN & RESTAURANT Peconic Bay... Gentle summer breezes... A Wraparound porch... And a summer menu of Chef Tom Lopez' latest inspirations... BAYVIEW FARMS Open 7 Days 25% Discount for All Miltary Past & Present (Produce & Flowers Only) � Fresh Produce � Baked Pies � Lettuce � Spinach � Asparagus �Peas B W VI E FAR AY Zagat Rated "Excellent" For Food and Service "They have a terrific, caring wait staff and a talented chef, Tom Lopez, in the kitchen..." NY Times, S 891 Main Road, Aquebogue 631-722-4369 1143191 Corner of Front St. and Jamesport Ave. S. Jamesport Open Year Round � 722-2659 1143194 We left ourselves in the two Jerry's hands and started with one of the new appetizers, a chilled ahi tuna spring roll. The roll was very interesting with the differing textures and tastes of very fresh tuna that was wrapped with some vermicelli and served with a tangy dipping sauce that complemented but did not swamp the tuna. This was a very good start and we realized only when Jerry told us that what we had enjoyed actually was a half portion. You do not go away hungry here! The classic mozzarella and tomato was everything it should be with good cheese and ripe tasty tomatoes. Next came a selection of the hot appetizers. Incidentally, when I first read the menu my thoughts were that I could really have a great meal just based on the appetizers. We loved the buffalo wings, they were crisp, nongreasy had a nice amount of meat on them and the sauce was exactly hot enough. It was easy to understand how these have become one of their signature dishes over the years and Jerry was loath to tell us all of his secrets in the ingredients - but they really were very good and I am not known as a buffalo wings enthusiast. Coconut shrimp were crispy and well cooked. Then came some delicate and very tender calamari, cooked with yellow peppers that gave the dish an unusual touch of acidity and a slight heat that made this one of the very best renditions of calamari we have ever enjoyed. Oysters Rockefeller is a classic dish that was perfectly executed. Steamers are a specialty here, when available, and we were fortunate for some had just been delivered, Jerry sources these from the North Shore because he believes they have the best taste, and we could only agree as we devoured them after immersing them in a gorgeously fragrant broth of white, wine, garlic and herbs. Moving on to the main courses, Jerry Jr. selected the pignoli-crusted grouper for us and we totally enjoyed a perfectly cooked piece of fish where the liberally applied pignoli infused a very special taste to the fish. The meat dish was much more robust. Now I was not familiar with the term `flat iron' steak but now thanks to Google I know much more! The result of skilled butchering and subtle marinating was an extremely tender, very tasty piece of meat. Very often accompanying vegetables seem, in many restaurants, just to be an afterthought or a plate filler. This was not the case here, because the m�lange of julienne peppers and excellent green beans plus a baked potato fully matched the quality of the meat. The iconic dessert here is a large ice cream crepe with homemade hot fudge and whipped cream, which we just about had enough room left to taste and to understand its popularity. Finally, a very palate cleansing kiwi and strawberry sorbet with a cup of intense deep espresso and a drop of Jerry Jr.'s home made limo cello brought a very satisfying tasting experience to a close. The limo cello is not on the drinks menu, but if you see Jerry Jr. and you enjoy limo cello, ask to try his version. There is a full lunch menu and also a children's menu. Both Jerry's are strong believers in healthy eating and they are members of Mather Hospital's new Heart Healthy program. Appetizers run from $6.50 to $10.50: Main courses that include vegetable and a salad are from $14.95 to $25.95. This is a very friendly, informal restaurant that opens seven days a week from 11.30 a.m. till last orders and stays open until 4 a.m for Karaoke on Friday and Saturday nights. As Jerry continues to hand over the reins to his son, based on our experience the restaurant will be in very sure hands hopefully for the next fifteen years and more. �Roy Bradbrook M DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 71 www.danshamptons.com North Fork Dining Log The Bayview Inn and Restaurant- Located in South Jamesport boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the best and freshest local ingredients. 631-722-2659. Blackwell's- This wonderful steakhouse in Wading River serves amazing appetizers such as the Carpaccio of Beef with shaved truffles and Frisee salad or the Great Rock Chopped Salad. They also offer, besides the world's greatest cuts of steak, an excellent choice of fish and seafood. A great spot to enjoy the good life after a game of golf. They also offer catering. Blackwell's is a fixture in its class. Located in Wading River. 631-929-1800 or visit www.blackwellsrestaurant.com Buoy One � Fresh seafood market, dining room and takeout. Voted "Best of the Best Seafood" in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. Chowder Pot Pub - A Greenport tradition for almost 30 Years, featuring the North Fork's best steaks, prime rib and seafood. Spectacular views of the Harbor from the Boardwalk Bar and the outside deck add to your dining experience. Live entertainment Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner. 102 3rd Street, Greenport 631-477-1345. Cooperage Inn - Baiting Hollow, the gateway to the North Fork! Casual Country Dining in a cozy, relaxed atmosphere featuring local wines and produce. Summer lobster clambake feast, Winter Friday Night buffet, murder mystery dinner theatres, wine dinners. Outdoor Huge Fall Festival Celebration. Serving Lunch-Dinner daily and our Grand Sunday Country Buffet brunch, generous portions of "good down home cooking" at its finest!!! email: email@example.com or visit our web site for details www.cooperageinn.com. The Jamesport Manor Inn- Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850's Gothic Revival Mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, expertly prepared, each dish is infused with excitement, sophistication and pure artistry. Menu is complemented by an extensive wine list, carefully selected, featuring wines from the east and west coasts, the Mediterranean and down under. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, email firstname.lastname@example.org or visit www.jamesportmanor.com. Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork's wine country. Sipping tequilas, single-malt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123 Old Mill Inn- Built in 1820 and tucked into an unspoiled corner of the North Fork, The Old Mill Inn continues to delight customers in search of great waterfront dining. In the heart of wine country, this destination restaurant showcases seasonal ingredients sourced from local farms and waters. The Old Mill is the first (and only) certified Green restaurant in Long Island. Join us for our Summer Sunset Cruise & Dinner every wednesday and our June concert series on Fridays. We welcome private functions. Call for hours and directions and to hear about our daily fish specials. 631-2298-8080, or check www.theoldmillinn.net for details Parto's � Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caf��. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. Porto Bello- An elegant restaurant, Porto Bello operates in the genuine European style of hospitality. The menu is allItalian and offers something for everyone - pasta, veal chicken and seafood. There are homemade Italian desserts, and a extensive wine list. Early bird specials; off premise catering; take out is available. 1410 Manhanset Avenue at Brewers Stirling Harbor Marina 631-477-1515 Stonewalls- Stonewalls is the perfect compliment to the superb "Woods" golf course. Quality food with a picturesque setting, the ideal place for any occasion. Offering a complete menu, Prix Fixes and Sunday Brunch. 967 Reeves Ave. Riverhead. 631-506-0777. www.stonewalls-restaurant.com The Restaurant at Four Doors Down- Provides a warm and welcoming country atmosphere specializing in authentic Italian, German and continental cuisine. Well known for great food and reasonable prices. Private party room is perfect for special functions. Main Road, Mattituck (across from the Walbaum's Shopping Center) 631-298-8311. A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck. www.touchofvenice.com. Tweed's Restaurant and Buffalo Bar � Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151. Chowder Pot Pub Boardwalk Bar On the Boardwalk Overlooking the Harbor BEST BEST 2006 OF THE Restaurant at Est. 1930 The German & Italian Specialties Hours Friday 5pm til closing Saturday & Sunday 12 til closing Shrimp Scampi Authentic Sauerbraten known to Melt in your Mouth! Veal Franchaise 1st Place Winner "Best Chili" 2006 & 2007 Main Road � Mattituck (631) 298-8311 Across from the Mattituck Movie Theater 1145634 Daily Drink Specials 102 3rd Street, Greenport � 631.477.1345 Next to the Shelter Island Ferry 1146211 Open 7 Days a week for lunch and dinner 1142597 Fine Dining Italian Cuisine A Touch of Venice Restaurant fine water view dining Fine North Fork Cuisine prepared with Italian soul Join us at our new Waterfront location Catering On And Off Premises Fine dining in a casual waterfront atmosphere Open for Lunch & Dinner Thursday - Monday Water view and patio dining "Along with the local bounty, A Touch of Venice offers white tablecloth dining with views of bobbing boats and spectacular sunsets" Rated - very good - NY times 477-1515 1410 Manhanset Ave. at Brewers Sterling Harbor Marina Greenport, NY. 1143484 1143180 * Large Wine list showcasing Long Island and Regional Italian Wine * Private Room and Patio Available for your special Occasion 298-5851 2255 Wickham Avenue, Mattituck touchofvenice.com 1142582 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 72 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork Feeling The Pinch North Fork Farmers Continue To Farm Away Even With Incredibly High Gas Prices By Karma Hope I went to one of my favorite restaurants the other night and was shocked to find my favorite item had been removed from the menu. When we asked the manager about it, he said that the whey and flour used in the recipe had increased in price so much that it was no longer financially feasible to keep it on the menu. They had replaced it with a cheaper alternative, one I did not like nearly as well. I left feeling disappointed and alarmed. Our favorite Mexican food restaurant now requires its patrons to pay for the basket of corn chips that were previously complimentary. It is a phenomenon we are seeing across the country. Food costs more. According to the United States Department of Labor, the average consumer experienced a 1.5% increase on food costs� reflecting increases in all six major grocery store food groups. Escalating food prices are impacting most households in America significantly these days. The average household spends 4% of their household income on gasoline while turning out 13% for food. We can drive a little less, carpool a little more, and take fewer vacations, but we all have to eat! The expanding cost of food is hitting Americans hard. Those feeling the pinch the most, of course, are the farmers. There is a reason food prices are on the rise, and it is impacting the farming industry particularly was less than gasoline, is now over $5 a gallon in many places. Farmers have little choice- charge more for produce or go out of business. Farmers across the North Fork are hoping that customers will understand. If food costs more at the grocery store, then it will also cost more at the farmer's markets. Buying locally may not be cheaper, but there are still the benefits of fresher produce, which puts less strain on our economy due to lack of shipping. Buying food locally is healthier than most grocery store options because food spends less time in a truck, or on a shelf, losing nutrients. Plus, it always tastes better locally, right? However, there could be a possible silver lining for local farmers. Shipping costs are becoming more expensive each month as gasoline prices continue to rise. Many grocery chains are now considering buying produce locally to avoid exorbitant shipping fees. The added bonus is that products are coming in straight from the fields! It would appear to be a win-win situation for everyone. Unfortunately, this trend may be coming too late for those farmers that have already been dealing with the gas prices. Support your local farmer's market and you will be sustaining not just the farmers, but your local economy as well. Drive less, buy locally, and just maybe we can all ride out this economic storm together. hard. From the small items like the wax coated boxes used to deliver produce, to the extra surcharges trucking companies are enlisting to cover the additional fuel expenses, farmers are feeling the squeeze. Several years ago, fertilizer could be purchased at around $250 a ton. Today, a ton of fertilizer comes in at a whopping $900. Even organic fertilizer prices have gone through the roof. That doesn't even begin to take into account the way fuel prices have affected farmers at home. Filling up the tractor tank now costs more than ever. Then, there is the fuel needed to run the pumps for irrigation. Diesel fuel, which a year ago 1143192 1143195 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 73 www.danshamptons.com Adding a Tutor to Summer Activities For New York City's stressed out and overscheduled students, summer signals the beginning of a well-deserved break. With final exams a distant memory and the next round of standardized tests safely scheduled months away, the middle of the summer is hardly the time to be thinking about the Pythagorean Theorem...or is it? Summer in our neck of the woods has traditionally meant tennis, riding, sailing lessons, summer camp and, of course, endless hours at the beach. But increasingly, it also means a continuation of the academic, SSAT and SAT coaching that supplement kids' education during the school year. Fierce competition for the few spots at top high schools and colleges is prompting more students to make room amidst their summer activities for the type of instruction that will ensure them the highest grades and test scores in the fall. While this may sound like a drag, many parents and students are discovering that summer fun and summer tutoring can coexist peacefully. In previous summers, tutoring might have required that a student give up the Hamptons vacation in order to attend a class in the city every Saturday morning. However, some savvy parents are now figuring out how to balance their child's need for relaxation with the realities of the competitive admissions process. These parents have discovered a small cohort of tutoring companies that have made their way from the city to the East End to provide the same one-on-one service at their kids need without feeling like they're robbing them of their summer. Along with the increase in summer tutoring on the East End, there's an emerging shift in focus away from test preparation towards academic skills development. Driven, in part, by reports that even perfect test scores don't guarantee admission to top schools without excellent grades and a slate of extracurricular activities, parents are hiring tutors to work on material for difficult classes, like chemistry or math. One parent, describing her daughter's math class this past year as a disaster because of a rocky start, said she is now having a tutor pre-teach the beginning of next year's math class to ensure that her daughter is ready on the first day of school. Some parents are concerned that allowing tutoring to bleed into the summer could raise the competitive bar for students, resulting in all students needing to get on board just to keep up during the school year. While it remains to be seen whether this fear will become a reality, it's clear in the short term that those students who are bringing their tutors out to the Hamptons are angling to gain an advantage in the fall. And most parents say their children have been able to seamlessly integrate studying into their otherwise activity-packed summers without too many headaches or sacrifices. Gordon Smith is the President of Tutor Associates, email email@example.com home. Now, tutoring sessions are scheduled between morning sailing lessons and afternoon riding, or just during the three weeks between summer camp and the trip to Aspen. And since the tutors come to the students' summer homes, students are able to juggle the schedule without wasting time in traffic on 27 East. Students say they find spending a few hours a week working with a tutor not nearly as stressful as cramming tutoring sessions in during the busy school year. One student, who was initially opposed to the idea, but went along with it when he found out that he didn't have to give up his surfing lessons, now says, "My tutor's actually a cool guy. He knows that I'm on vacation, and I'm learning how to write better essays with no pressure." Parents are similarly relieved to be able to get the tutoring Your Source for... �Creative Concepts � Advertising Design � Corporate Identity � Logo Creation NUMOON GRAPHICS IS ALSO A REASONABLY PRICED SOURCE FOR CUSTOM Business Cards Flyer/Posters CD Covers Newspaper/Magazine ad layout and much more Contact us today for a free quote! 631.645.0040 or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org 1142709 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 74 www.danshamptons.com Kid's Calendar COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 97 Benefits � pg. 78 Day by Day � pg. 78 Kids' Events � pg.74 Movies � pg. 88 Nightlife � pg. 90 teens 8 and up. Registration required. At the Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. LONG ISLAND JUNIOR SOCCER LEAGUE TRYOUTS � 6/19 � 5-6:30 p.m., girls and boys U-10 to U-14. 6:30-8 p.m., girls and boys U-15 to U-19. At Southampton Youth Services, Southampton Town Rec. Center. Call 631399-0569. ONGOING JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC � A music program called "Music Together by the Dunes" for newborn children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll now. 631-764-4180. EAST HAMPTON MOMMY AND ME � 10-11:30 a.m. Held at the Senior Center, 128 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Call 324-4947. INDOOR PLAY GYM � Ages 5 and under. Located at The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631537-2255. TINY TOTS CRAFTS � Ages 18-36 months. Thursdays and Fridays at 11:15 a.m. At the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. FILM COMPETITION � The Sorpresa! Youth Film Competition, sponsored by the nation's first children's Spanish television network, is seeking submissions by children 17 and under. The theme is "The World You Imagine." Sorpresatv.com. HAMPTON BAYS CHAMBER SCHOLARSHIP � $1,000 will be awarded to a college-bound senior attending Hampton Bays High School with a "B" or above gradepoint average. Applications due June 6. Call 631-728-2211 THIS WEEK BATTLE OF THE BANDS � 6/13 � Featuring bands of local high school students. At Ponquogue Beach, Hampton Bays. 631-704-2428. BIKE SAFETY RODEO � 6/14 � Bike safety for young riders in kingergarten through Grade 2. Sponsored by the Montauk Bike Shop, Montauk Youth Inc. and AAA New York. Free. Bring your bike and helmet. At Montauk Public School, 50 South Dorset Road, Montauk. 631-6684948. SKATE CLINIC AND COMPETITION � 6/14-15 � Clinic held from 9 a.m.-12 p.m. on Sat. The competition will be held at 4 p.m. on Sunday. For ages 7 and older, skateboarding and in-line skating. Free. At Red Creek State Park, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. BUTTERFLIES IN MY GARDEN � 6/14 � 9:30-10:30 a.m. for children 3-5 and 11 a.m.-12 p.m. for children 6-9. At the South Fork Natural History Museum, 377 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-9735. ART WORKSHOP � 6/14 � 10-11 a.m. "Portraits of a Dad" with Karyn Mannix. $20. At Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-0603. MAGIC SHOW � 6/14 � 11 a.m. Free to Southampton Town residents. At the Red Creek Park Activity Center in Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. HENNA TATTOOS � 6/14 � 12:30 p.m. For kids and The 36th Annual K it e F ly August 17th Sagaponack @ Sagg Main Beach Fun for children, adults and families Live entertainment by Jim Turner Clowns, caricatures, magicians and more! CC 1142710 for more info. AFTER SCHOOL ART � Exhibition-based workshops. Free. At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job's Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB � Every Saturday from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. At Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. SUMMER STUDY ABROAD PROGRAMS � For high school students. Financial aid is available. Call 1-800-AFSINFO. CMEE SUMMER CAMP ALTERNATIVE � Workshops and classes for toddlers to teens running from July through August. Cmee.org. Located at the Children's Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. AT THE MONTAUK LIBRARY � Story Hour for preschool children, Mondays at 10 a.m. Mommy and Me Mondays at 10:45 a.m. 631-668-3377. AT THE HAMPTON LIBRARY � Wordy Wednesdays, at 5:15 p.m. every Wednesday. For grades six and up. Build up vocabulary skills with word games. Story Time, Saturdays at 10 a.m. for children ages 4-7. Rhyme Time, Wednesdays at 10 a.m. for children up to 3. Located at 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. AT THE EAST HAMPTON LIBRARY � ParentToddler Workshops, Wednesdays from 10-11 a.m. Mother Goose Story Time, Mondays at 10:30 a.m. Located at 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. MANGA-ANIME CLUB � Tuesdays at 3:30 p.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE � Puppet shows every Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 11 a.m. Also, check goatonaboat.org for various weekly groups and activities for kids. Located on Rte. 114 and East Union Street, behind Christ Episcopal Church in the parish hall, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. THEATRE PROGRAM � Stages' Summer Stock Program is entering its 15th season. Two sessions will be offered for ages 8-18, July 1-28 and July 30-August 24. For more information, call 631-329-1420. BASKETBALL FOR TEENS WITH ASPERGERS SYNDROME � The group meets one Sunday morning per month at Sportime in East Quogue and is free of charge. Organized by Family Counseling Services of Westhampton Beach. For more information, call 631-288-1954. ART BARGE � Open Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., beginning in June. Offers a weekly children's studio programs and the Children's Art Carnival. Theartbarge.com. GAN ISRAEL SOUTHAMPTON � Summer camp at the Southampton Montessori School. For ages 2 to 12. Tennis, sports, challah baking, Jewish culture, swimming, art, yoga, Tae Kwon Do, trips and drama. July8-August 19. Call 631-680-6140 or e-mail . COOL MOVES! THE ARTISTRY OF MOTION � An interactive arts-and-science exhibit. Also on display, through December 1, "Go Green." At the Children's Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. KIDS CHALLAH TIME � Every Friday at 2 p.m. from July 4- August 29. At Chabad of East Hampton, 17 Woods Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-5800. SHAKESPEARE'S PLAYERS THEATRE CAMP � Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center is now accepting applications. July14-18, culminating with a July 18 performance at 7 p.m. $350. Call 631-288-2350 ext. 102. SOCCER CLINIC � Southampton Soccer Five Week Youth Clinics for children 5-15 will run every Saturday and Sunday from 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. through the fall. $175 per child per five-week session. 631-786-9511. ART FOR LIFE � Mondays through Thursdays from 4-5:15 at Amy's Art Farm in Westhampton. Art projects, yoga, poetry and more. Call 631-288-3587. Email calendar requests to Dan's Events Department at email@example.com or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue. DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 75 www.danshamptons.com X��? T �t�x�� Toy Story In the Margery Williams' classic children's story The Velveteen Rabbit, (or "How Toys Become Real") a plush toy learns from a skin horse that being real isn't about what you're made of, it is the result of being loved. The rabbit is a boy's favored toy, and feels very special. Then there's a turn for the worse. The boy contracts scarlet fever, and the rabbit's fate is to be burned. He cries a tear, which brings on the Nursery Magic Fairy who explains to the rabbit that he was only real to the boy. One of the many messages is that something (or someone) becomes "animate" (or "animated") when it experiences love, attention and caring. All I can say is that our son's toys are in big trouble. The Greg Wiggle doll hasn't sung "Big Red Car" in about a year, and I fear he's lost his ability for speech. The Peter Pan action figure might as well be missing in action � thinking happy thoughts isn't getting him off the ground, let alone out of the many toy bins in the playroom. And the Ratatouille rodent? He's destined for a life as a doorstop. There's a saying that a child's favorite toy is the new one. So where does that leave the 10,000 other ones? Preferably, on the shelves of the toy stores. But that doesn't happen for many reasons beyond the child's insistence. We shower children with more, more, more out of love, guilt, and the deterPhoto by S. Galardi By Susan Galardi mination to give them a better everything than we had. Beyond parental generosity, our son has two sets of grandparents who each give him several gifts on every birthday and gift-giving holiday. Birthdays are the toy orgies, with presents flowing in from family and friends. My anxiety level rises with every new package, as I think, "Where are we going to put this stuff? He already has a dedicated playroom ......" to "How is he ever going to learn to appreciate the value of things if ... blah, blah, blah." Yet there's still the pull to get him new things � an urge to wow him. There's an art song, based on the translated poem by the Indian poet Rabindranath Tagore called "Colored Toys." A few lines are: "When I bring to you colored toys, my child, I understand why there is such as play of color on clouds, on water � and why flowers are painted in tints. When I bring sweet things to your greedy hands, I know why there is honey in the cup of a flower, and why fruits are secretly filled with sweet juice." I learned the song when I was 19 and had no idea what it meant � not until many years later when we had our son. A child experiences new things differently than adults. They experience it for the first time, and that is vibrant. Maybe it's not really the toy the child wants, but the thrilling feeling that comes with being loved and treated "special." Everyone knows that through our children, we experience life in a fresh way. We've all heard exhausted parents say "It's for the kids," when they came back from an all day trip to a baseball game, a water park, a sold-out circus in a hot tent. These efforts, like the gifts we give to children, make them giddy. We probably don't care about the event or the toy. But we do care about having experiences with our children that are loving, joyful, fun � and real. Don't Let This Happen To You... Have your Dryer Vent Inspected Today! e r r t d WARNING SIGNS TO LOOK FOR: � CLOTHES ARE TAKING MORE THAN ONE CYCLE TO DRY, ESPECIALLY JEANS AND TOWELS. � NO LINT VISIBLE ON LINT SCREEN � DRYER REPEATEDLY STOPS DURING CYCLE � CLOTHES HAVE MOLDY SMELL AFTER DRY CYCLE BEST BEST 2007 OF THE FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL 866.498.7233 WWW.DRYERVENTWIZARD.COM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WIZARD MILLER PLACE BASED 1145389 1142612 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 76 www.danshamptons.com Parents Pony Up to Send Kids to Camp By Alexandra Wexler "Mommy, Daddy, I want a pony." Uh-oh, you're in trouble now! However, if you're not ready to take that leap, you need not fear. Pony camp is an excellent option for your child. Luckily for parents on the East End, there are plenty of pony camps and each offers unique opportunities for your horse-crazy child. Ocean's Edge Farm � Bridgehampton. Camp is offered Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday for a half-day (9 a.m. to 12 p.m.) or a whole day (9 a.m. to 2 p.m.). Beginners without their own pony are encouraged to do the half-day at $500 per week (or $350 with your own pony), while more experienced riders with their own ponies are encouraged to do the full day at $400 per week. The camp runs from 6/24 to 8/15. Children that like the beach will find this camp particularly enjoyable, as it's ocean front location will include rides along the shore. Call (631) 537-4445 for more information. Paard Hill � Shelter Island. Three camps are offered: Pony Pre-School, Residential Camp, and Day Camp. Pony Pre-School is offered every Saturday of July and August for beginners age four to seven at $400 per month (or $700 for both months). The Residential Camp is offered from 7/14 to 7/18 and 8/11 to 8/15 for intermediate riders ages nine and up. Campers are immersed in a horsemanship and riding program ($1,950 per session). The Day Camp is offered Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday of July and August from 9 a.m.to 1 p.m. The cost per week is $500 (discounted if you sign up for multiple weeks). This camp offers both show jumping and dressage training. Call (631) 749-9462 for more information. Quogue Horse and Pony Farm � Quogue. Camp is offered Monday � Friday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at $475 per week from 6/23 to 9/5. This camp is great for beginners and caters to all different levels. Arts and crafts are an added plus. Visit ponyfarm.net for more information. Rose Hill Farm � Bridgehampton. Camp is offered Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. The camp is $700 per week and runs from 7/7 to 8/15 (15% off if you sign up for all six weeks). Call (631) 537-1919 for more information. Rita's Montauk Stable � Montauk. Camp is offered Monday � Friday, and is separated into three age groups � four to six-year-olds, seven to nine-year-olds, and 8 to 12-year-olds. This camp is great for children who are not sure how much they want to commit to horseback riding, or for those with other commitments, because parents can pay for camp by the day, at $60 per day, with discounts available if you sign up by the week or the month. Children who are animal lovers will adore this camp � there's plenty of rabbits, pigs, goats, chickens, ducks, peacocks and cows. Campers will enjoy trail riding through the woods and on the beach. Call (631) 668-5453 for more information. Stony Hill Stables � Amagansett. Camp is offered three days a week at $450 per week, or five days a week at $600 per week, from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. Pony Camp, Horse Camp (for older or taller children) and Photo by Alexandra Wexler Short Stirrup Camp (for children who already know how to jump) are available. Camp runs weekly all summer from 6/9 to 8/29. Visit stonyhillstables.net for more information. Two Trees Stables � Bridgehampton. Camp is offered mornings and afternoons on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. or from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. for ages 6 and up. Beginners and intermediates are welcome! Two sessions of camp are offered, from 6/23 to 7/18 and from 7/21 to 8/15. Morning camp is $2,400 per session if you don't have your own pony, or $1,200 if you do. Afternoon camp is $1,800 per session without your own pony, and $900 with. Several trainers at Two Trees have horse show experience, so this camp is great for kids who may want to enter the competitive side of riding. Call (631) 537-1922 for more information. W�lffer Estate Stables � Sagaponack. Offered mornings (for ages nine and up) from 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and afternoons (for ages six through eight) from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday through Friday. Weekly sessions are available from 7/1 to 8/22. Morning camp is $570 per week and afternoon camp is $545 per week (price reduced on a graduated scale if you sign up for multiple weeks). Campers learn about working on a horse farm, as well as the opportunity to watch Olympian Federico Sztyrle train and ride at the barn. Call (631) 537-2879. 1145845 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 77 www.danshamptons.com Sport Fashions and Must-Haves for Kids By Alison M. Caporimo For kids in the Hamptons, summertime means one thing � sports! From baseball and tennis, to running and camp, kids need time outdoors, with the pastimes they love. While choosing the right sport or camp at the beginning of the summer is a very important decision, the sportswear accompanying the activity shouldn't be overlooked. Whether your child is running around camp or passing a soccer ball, the right sneaker can make all the difference in the world. Tara Farrell, the manager of Gubbins Sporting Goods in Southampton, highlighted the most popular sneakers for 2008. "New Balance is the way to go," she said. New Balance sneakers carry narrow and wide width shoes to ensure that each shoe fits perfectly. The Adidas Barricade and all models of Merrells sneakers have also been selling out, Farrell says. Adidas Barricade sneakers are commonly worn in tennis, but their appearance attracts kids from every kind of sport. "Children love their sleek look," Farrell said. Merrells tend to run a little wider and offer great support. They are well ventilated, which is perfect for summer footwear. Merrells also have no laces, which is great for kids on the go. They carry a wide variety of models within their line as well, including a sneaker sandal with shock absorbing cushions allowing kids to run from the field to the beach without changing footwear. While the sneaker is a very important aspect of footwear, the sneaker's sidekick � the sock � is commonly overlooked. The sock directly touches the skin and its fabric and cushioning affects the foot. Under Armour socks are very popular among athletic children. The socks have knit-in arch support designed to reduce foot fatigue and increase blood circulation. "They are also made out of a material that reduces blisters," said Farrell. Along with their socks, Under Armour carries a shirt that is perfect for summer. Under Armour shirts have a second skin feel. They are abrasion free and made from a technical fabric that allows for rapid moisture transfer away from the skin. With sweat receding from the skin, the moisture quickly evaporates, leaving your child cool, comfortable and free from rub burns. The next popular item can be seen on almost every foot this summer, child and adult alike. Crocs have taken the slip-on shoe market by storm. Margaret Donohoe, owner of Sunrise to Sunset Surf & Sport in Southampton, says they fly off the shelves. Made with anti-microbial and odor resistant materials, Crocs are great for camp showers and pool time. They are slip resistant, light-weight and buoyant, which means that they won't stray far from kicking feet in the ocean. While most sportswear is geared towards boys, Roxy, Quicksilver's sister brand, is a fun and bright clothing line perfect for young girls. They carry light, breathable shorts available in different lengths to ensure your child is comfortable in whatever sport she participates. Roxy sportswear "is covered in glitter and hearts," said Donohoe. "Girls love it." Sports require schedules so it's important for your child to be on time. The Quicksilver Windy model watch is water resistant and shock proof, making it great for the pool. And no bright summer day is complete without the perfect sunglasses. Oakley sunglasses have lenses with high definition optics, which means your child will have sharper vision on the field, court and beach. The lenses are 100% UV filtering and come in various shades that improve depth perception. Oakley sunglasses are also impact resistant, so they won't break if your child slides into home plate or accidentally sits on them in the dugout. Last, but definitely not the least important summer sports item, is sun block. Blue Lizard is a new Australian brand is been very popular in Donohoe's store. Blue Lizard uses an advanced formula to protect against UV rays. It's also waterproof and comes in various formulas � sensitive, sport and face � to fit your skin's needs. Sports are very important, and the gear your child wears plays a large role in his or her performance. The right pair of sneakers can make that winning goal more memorable, and that soft jersey may just come to be his or her lucky shirt. NYC's Premier Tutors r Summer 2008 r Hamptons 631-259-8930 0 1146087 1145841 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 78 www.danshamptons.com Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 97 Benefits � pg. 78 Day by Day � pg. 78 Kids' Events � pg.74 Movies � pg. 88 Nightlife � pg. 90 BENEFITS YARD SALE � 6/14 � 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 50/50 cash raffle. Admission is $1. To benefit the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of the South Fork, 977 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-324-4665. CHRISTOPHER'S RUN � 6/14 � 9:30 a.m. 5k run/walk will benefit the Pediatric Stem Cell Transplant Program at Duke University. At Agawam Park in Southampton. Kristadebler@outeasttherapy.com. CARNIVAL FOR FOUNDATION GROW � 6/14 � 10 a.m.-4 p.m. At Paard Hill Farms on Shelter Island. 631-749-9462. BENEFIT FOR MAUREEN'S HAVEN AND PECONIC COMMUNITY COUNCIL � 6/14 � 12-6 p.m. Raffles, food, drink and shopping. At the Village Square Shopping Center in Speonk. 631-325-1674. ARTISTS AGAINST ABUSE PREVIEW � 6/14 � 6-8 p.m. Benefit for The Retreat at the Hampton Road Gallery, 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631329-4398. MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DRINKS � 6/14 � 6-9 p.m. To benefit God's Love We Deliver. At the home of Rory and Elie Tahari, 135 Crestview Ln., Sagaponack. 212-294-8143. TONY N' TINA'S WEDDING � 6/14 � 6:30 p.m. Hosted by Alec Baldwin. To benefit the East Hampton Day Care Learning Center. At the Ross School Wellness Center, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Town Community/Senior Nutrition Center, Hampton. 631-324-5560. Ponquogue Avenue, Hampton Bays. A FIELD OF DREAMS � 6/14 � 7-11 p.m. Dinner OUR LOCAL MARINE MAMMALS & SEA and dancing. Proceeds will benefit Southampton TURTLES � 6/13 � 7 p.m. At the Quogue Wildlife Youth Services. At SYS, 1370A Majors Path, Refuge, 3 Old Country Rd., Quogue. 631-653-4771. Southampton. 631-287-1511. MOON OVER BUFFALO � WHBPAC 10TH ANNIVER6/13-15 � 8 p.m. on Fri., Sat. SARY GOLF TOURNAMENT � PICK OF THE WEEK and 2:30 p.m. on Sun. At the 6/14 � 11 a.m. To benefit the WESTHAMPTON Hampton Theatre Company, Westhampton Beach Performing DUNES DOCUMENTARY 126 Jessup Ave., Quogue. 631Art Center. At the Westhampton � 6/14 � 7 p.m. At Hampton 653-8955. Country Club. 631-288-2350 ext. Arts Cinema, 2 Brook Rd., PROPHECY OF ISAIAH � 119. Westhampton Beach. 516-496-3959. 6/13-14 � 8 p.m., Friday and 3 LANDSCAPE PLEASURES � and 8 p.m. on Saturday. $8 6/14-15 � Explore private East members, $10 for non-members. At Guild Hall, 158 End gardens to benefit The Parrish Art Museum's annual horticultural event. Call 283-2118 for more Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-4050. information. SHANGHAI MOON � 6/13-15, 17-19 � 8 p.m. CLEAN WATER CELEBRATION � 6/19 � 6:30Friday through Sunday and Mon. through Thurs. as 9:30 p.m. To benefit the Peconic Baykeeper. At Tierra well as a 2 p.m. show on Wednesday, a 4 p.m. show on Mar Restaurant, 231 Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach. Sat. and a 7 p.m. show on Sunday At Bay Street 646-654-3404. Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500 WH STUDIO � 6/13-15 � Pure Yoga. Womenshealthmag.com/studio. Located at 5 FRIDAY, 13 Windmill Ln., Southampton. 800-305-4618. FRIDAY MATINEE AT THE LIBRARY � 6/13 � 2 p.m. May focus on Julie Andrews. At the Hampton SATURDAY, 14 Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton ROSS SCHOOL COMMUNITY PROGRAMS � Bays. 631-728-6241. 6/14 � Defensive Driving, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Revitalize CHALLAH TIME � 6/13 � 5:30 p.m. Challah Your Immune System, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. At the Ross dough braiding for children, parents and grandparSchool, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907ents. Located at Chabad of Southampton Jewish 5555. Center, 214 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-2249. FITNESS WORKSHOP � 6/14-15 � 9:30 a.m. BOOK SIGNING � 6/13 � 6-7:30 p.m. Wendy Patricia Moreno. At Summer Kicks, 5 Railroad Ave., Goodman and Hutton Wilkinson. At East End Books, East Hampton. 631-324-5333. 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. FINE ART AND CRAFT SHOW � 6/14-15 � 10 FILM AT THE JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY � a.m.-5 p.m. Free admission. At the Sag Harbor 6/13 � 6:30 p.m. At 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631Marine Park. Southforkcrafts.com. 725-0049. HAMPTON BAYS CIVIC ASSOCIATION MEETING � 6/13 � 7 p.m. At the Southampton (continued on the next page) Mobile Djs, Clubs, Bars Restaurants etc... This Special Section was created for you... Local Long Island Restaurants, Wineries, Retailers Go Out in Style Advertise in Dan's Papers' Nite Life July 4th, 2008 Call Us Today 631-537-0500 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 79 www.danshamptons.com Day by (continued from previous page) COLLABORATION OF REAL CIRCUS AND TERRA NOVA � 6/14-15 � 2:30 p.m. At the Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. 631-726-4628. BOOK HAMPTON AUTHOR READINGS � 6/14 � Dan Rattiner at 5 p.m. in Southampton, 91 Main St. Bob Morris at 5 p.m. in East Hampton, 41 Main St. David Nemec at 5 p.m. in Amagansett, 160 Montauk Highway. Richard Price at 7 p.m. in Amagansett. EAST END BOOKS EVENTS � 6/14 � 5-6 p.m., artist Anne Raymond. 6:30-7:30 p.m. author Paul Sahre. At 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-3248680. POETRY READING � 6/14 � 6-9 p.m. At Galerie BelAge, 8 Moniebogue Ln., Westhampton Beach. 631288-5082. RISING STARS PIANO RECITAL � 6/14 � 7 p.m. At the Southampton Cultural Center's Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton Village. 631-287-4377. WESTHAMPTON DUNES DOCUMENTARY � 6/14 � 7 p.m. At Hampton Arts Cinema, 2 Brook Rd., Westhampton Beach. 516-496-3959. SONGS FROM THE SILVER SCREEN � 6/14 � At the John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. BREEDING BIRDS OF THE EAST END � 6/16 � 6-7 p.m. At the Long Pond Nature Center, 1061 Bridgehampton Tpk., Bridgehampton. 631-287-5720. OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING � 6/16 � 69 p.m. � Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. IRAQI JOURNALIST ABDUL RAZZAG ALSAIEDI � 6/16 � 7 p.m. At the Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd. 631-283-0774. TRACY MORGAN � 6/16 � 8 p.m. $50. Stand-up comedy at Bay Street Theatre, The Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. Trail behind the Amagansett Library. 631-324-5799. INLAND ADVENTURE � 6/14 � 10 a.m. Meet at the intersection of Daniel's Hold Road and Power Line Road. 631-283-4591. LAUREL VALLEY � 6/14 � 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet at the kiosk on Deerfielf Rd., Noyak. 631-283-2638. SUNDAY, 15 TUCKAHOE HIKE � 6/15 � 9-11 a.m. Meet at the Tuckahoe School on Sebonac Rd., Southampton. 631283-5432. TUESDAY, 17 (ALMOST) FULL MOON NIGHT HIKE � 6/17 � 8:30 p.m. At the Quogue Wildlife Refuge, 3 Old Country Rd., Quogue. 631-653-4771. TUESDAY, 17 DRAWING WORKSHOPS � 6/17 � 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. Sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. TUESDAY MORNING YOGA � 6/17 � 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224. WEDNESDAY, 18 PAUMONAK PATH TO NOMINICKS � 6/18 � Meet at Napeague Meadow Road 1/2 mile north of the intersection of Rte. 27. 631-725-3367. THURSDAY, 19 INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES � 6/19 � 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Thursday. $5. At the Southampton Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-725-5851. OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM � 6/19 � 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. THE WAY OF EATING FOR SELF-TRANSFORMATION � 6/19 � 6-9 p.m. At the Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5555. KNITTING WITH DONNA � 6/19 � 7�9 p.m. At Hampton Bays Public Library. 52 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. Call to register. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS DANSHAMPTONS.COM � Check out www.danshamptons.com for everything you need to know about the Hamptons! You can also post upcoming events by visiting http://calendar.danshamptons.com/events/ DATEHAMPTON.COM � Join an exclusive online community for singles who love the Hamptons. SAG HARBOR WHALING MUSEUM � "OIL: Whales, Wells... What Next?" Open Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 1-5 p.m. 631-668-6746. SEEKING VOLUNTEERS � The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons, Inc. is looking for volunteers to feed spring baby birds and mammals. You must be at least 16 and have health insurance. Call 631-7284200 to set up an appointment. LEARN TO RACEWALK � Sundays 9-10 a.m. in East Hampton. $25 per class or $85 for four. 631-6526154 for more information. SURFING LESSONS � With Carolyn Zenk begins 6/24, Tuesday evenings at 6:15 p.m. $600. 631-7232341. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED � Bideawee is seeking volunteers to help care for the animals. Located on 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. 631-325-0200 ext. 113. SUNDAY, 15 WATERCOLOR CLASSES � 6/15 � 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and 1-4 p.m. With artist Lois Bender. $45 for three hours. At Sag Harbor Florist, 3 Bay St., Sag Harbor. 917-282-5930. BUDDHIST MEDITATION � 6/15 � 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700. FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL � 6/15 � 11:30 a.m.- 12:30 p.m. Located in East Hampton. Call 631-324-0711 for more information. THE 21ST CENTURY FORMAL GARDEN � 6/15 � 2 p.m. Slide lecture. At the Bridgehampton Community House. Call the Horticultural Alliance of the Hamptons, 631-537-2223, for more information. AUTHOR DINNER � 6/15 � 7 p.m. John Gruen and Jane Wilson. At Alison at the Maidstone Arms, 207 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-5006. OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 14 NARROW LANE CLEAN-UP � 6/14 � 8-9 a.m. Bring gloves. Call 631-745-0689 for directions. BIKE RIDE TO CORNELL COOPERATIVE EXTENSION � 6/14 � 9 a.m. Meet in the parking area at North Ferry on Shelter Island. 631-329-9414. AMAGANSETT AND STONY HILL � 6/14 � 10 a.m. Meet at the head of the Springs-Amagansett MONDAY, 16 CHAIR YOGA � 6/16 � 8:30-9:30 a.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. PHILOSOPHY CLASS � 6/16 � 3 p.m. With instructor Susan Pashman. Registration is required. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. ENGLISH CONVERSATION CLASS � 6/16 � 56:30 p.m. For ESL students who have a basic comprehension of English vocabulary and grammar. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. 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Visit our showroom 6 days a week at 44500 Rt. 48, Southold 631-765-3890 www.wallace.hdwfg.com 1143483 1142256 1142254 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 80 www.danshamptons.com N E W K I D S O N T H E B LOCK W Belmont Eye Center Benton Plaza 365 County Road 39A � Suite 2 Southampton 631-283-5220 � belmonteyecenter.com Sandra Belmont, M.D., internationally recognized as a leading figure in the advancement of laser vision correction, as well as founding director of the Cornell Laser Vision Center and the Belmont Eye Center in NYC, has recently opened her newest location in Southampton. The Belmont Eye Center is dedicated to setting the highest standards in the diagnosis and treatment of vision problems involving the cornea in order to protect and restore eyesight. Dr. Belmont is a Clinical Associate Professor of Ophthalmology for the Weill Medical College of Cornell University � New York Presbyterian Hospital. She is also the Founding Director of the Laser Vision Center at Weill Cornell. She leads a Corneal Surgery Fellowship program, and during the academic year, she has a fellow with her to train and observe. To schedule your complementary evaluation and learn about the latest advancements, call the Southampton office. Asparagus Beach P.O. Box 2281, Amagansett 631- 324-5656 � asparagusbeach.com Originally planned to launch last summer, Asparagus Beach was put on hold when founder Lisa Levitin was diagnosed with stage 3A breast cancer. Now in remission and empowered by this experience, Lisa is channeling her energies into reinvigorating the brand. Asparagus Beach, an offbeat clothing and gift line, takes its name from a famed Hampton's beach � the same one where Marilyn Monroe frolicked. The story behind the brand's coinage, as such, isn't a secret. You can Google it. But today's Asparagus Beach represents a pleasant, retro nostalgia (for those who may remember what Asparagus Beach really was...) that connects directly to the Hamptons. Picking up fans from coast-to-coast, comedian Richard Lewis says, "I am allergic to asparagus but not to Asparagus Beach T-Shirts. I can't wear enough of them. They are the coolest!" The collection features casual beachwear of luxurious and super soft cotton tees for men and women that define the Hamptons lifestyle and pays homage to the area's rich lore. Made of 100-percent long staple Peruvian cotton, the collection's iconic symbol, an asparagus spear, is woven into pieces throughout Levitin's line, adding a playful element that shares a connection with the famed Hampton's beach. Each season, special edition collector tees will be introduced featuring custom artwork from prominent East End talents. The debut collection features artwork by Dan Rizzi. His signed special edition tee is available on the web only. Her fall fashion line debuts with a sweatshirt, sweatshirt dress, classic fit T-shirt and an oversized crochet beach bag. Colors include black, white, and retro vintage green. Clothing prices range from $38 to $100. Novelty items begin at $3. The line can also be found throughout the Hamptons at the following locations: Main Beach Surf & Sport in Wainscott, Khahn's Sports and Hamptons Card and Gift in East Hampton, Amagansett Hardware, and Share With in Montauk. Bay Bliss 300c Bay Avenue, Greenport 631-477-6490 Bay Bliss has just opened in Greenport's Historic Stirling Square. Experience bliss as your eyes feast upon the Feng Shui design of this unique new gift shop that offers something for everyone, and fits within every budget. Among the one-of-a-kind ITH M ARIA T ENNARIELLO works, you will find original art in a variety of media, local photography, Asian themed tile art, woven vine creations, stained glass lamps featuring vintage typewriters, leaded glass jewelry boxes, framed batik on rice paper, candleholders, accent rugs and incredibly beautiful kaleidoscopes and handmade jewelry by owner Catherine Cook and six other talented jewelry makers. The large collection of handmade jewelry includes North Fork beach stones, beach glass, semi-precious stones, abalone and fine glass-beaded necklaces, bracelets and earrings. The shop is open 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily in-season. Glass Menagerie 54100 Main Road, Southold 631-765-8800 Another new store opened over Memorial Day weekend in Southold called The Glass Menagerie. This special new North Fork shop's concept surrounds L.C. Tiffany's philosophy to capture the colors of nature in glass, allowing art and beauty to enhance our lives. The Glass Menagerie carries glass art pieces that include hand-blown wishing balls, oil lamps, fused glass and the much sought after stained glass. Also look for mirrors and wine glasses, unique lighting and other lovely items that reflect nature in glass. There is an adorable collection in their real "glass menagerie" that includes animal beads and figurines and offers a nice collection of handcrafted beaded jewelry that is designed by Donna Cloud. This shop has something for everyone and every occasion at very affordable prices. Open every day except Tuesday, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. If you are a new business or have just relocated your shop and you want everyone to know about it, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or via fax at: 631-726-0189. I would love to hear from you! The most reliable source for real estate information Now Available! w Accurate, up-to-date, affordable, on-line information about all real estate transactions in your community. Our weekly reports contain: > All Residential and Commercial closed sales in your area > A weekly list of mortgage Lis Pendens filings > A weekly schedule of upcoming foreclosure auctions We're already on the roads throughout the East End weekly- let us do the driving for you. The most comprehensive reporting methods available, delivered right to your inbox every week. CALL US Visit us at: www.LIRealEstateReport.com For more info, call: 631-539-7919 1142639 1142712 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 81 www.danshamptons.com Well, the hot days of summer have arrived. The heat brought a thunderstorm on Sunday afternoon, about which my daughter Michele said, "It was something, I have never seen anything like it before," and we have been living in Sag Harbor for 25 years. Where was I when it blew through? In Kmart, and we missed the entire storm. John and I heard the thunder and lightning, the lights went out and the registers went down, but shoppers stayed put and continued shopping, waited for the registers to boot up, checked out, and went on their merry way. Everything calmed in 30 minutes and home we went. Let's shop! Make sure you head for Jimmy's, 176 Main Street in Westhampton Beach this weekend, June 13 and 14 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. for the fall 2008 evening wear Reem Acra Trunk Show. Not to be missed, give a call for more information at (631) 288-7000. Hot off the press: Apricot Lane, located at 100 Main Street in Southampton, will be hosting a trunk show on Saturday, July 12. Vida Activa, a high-end Brazilian active wear line (that's usually only available in better gyms, spas, and body culture locations), will be presenting their line for sale at an introductory discount for one day only at Apricot Lane. You can preview a few of their items if you log onto apricotlaneusa.com/southampton. For me, this is the coolest sale. The color purple is my very favorite color and almost everything in my home is violet, lavender, or purple. No kidding! Bellhaus, a brand new luxurious lifestyle boutique located at 328 Montauk Highway in Wainscott, is having a purple sale with 30% off clothing and accessories that started June 6. Do not pass up G.H. Bass & Company, located in the Amagansett Square. The store has just had a major face-lift, and is all ready to strut its stuff for spring and summer. It's offering children and preserving cultures. shoppers a cool 40% off almost Call (631) 725-6176 for informaeverything in the entire store. tion. Also, for the grand re-opening, use While you are strolling through the 20% off a single item coupon in Sag Harbor, stop and shop at the Dan's Papers that will run Headley Studio at 40 Madison Street for a pre-summer sale savthrough September 1. Get going � ing you 50% off all home furnishthe shoes, bags, and accessories will be gone before you know it. ings, including bureaus, kitchen cabinets, dressing tables, bathThe Atlantic Skin & Laser Center, 530 Montauk Highway room accessories, stools, benches, Suite 101 in Amagansett, will be six foot mirrors, kids' trunks, getting your body "beach ready" bookcases, and so much more. with three new summer packages. This sale will run through June Each package includes Mystic Tan 22. Headley Studio is open daily sessions, a UV-free tanning booth from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., or call (631) 725-1194 for an appointthat uses a touch-free, spray-on tanning technique to create an ment. The Whalebone General even, natural-looking tan within Store on Noyac Road in Sag hours that lasts about a week. Harbor is off and running for the Then choose laser hair removal for summer season, and has a whole your underarms or bikini line, or Bonnie Young's Spring Collection at lot to offer. The shop is filled to eyelash extensions. There are sevUrban Zen, Sag Harbor. its rafters with outstanding, eral price/packages available. Call 631-267-9800 for information and appointments. unique, and eclectic merchandise for every occasion The Center is open Tuesday through Friday from 10 and budget. On your way to the beach, you might a.m. to 6 p.m., and Saturday 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. (by want to stop in for a float, raft, or swimmies. The new boutique section of the store has many hostess appointment only). Shop for a cause at Donna Karan's new Sag Harbor with the mostess gifts, home accessories, souvenirs, store Urban Zen on Bay Street. It is a new expresand so much more. Stop in and see for yourself! sion of retail, which was created with the purpose of Until next week, ciao and happy summer shopsupporting the Urban Zen Foundation. Don't miss ping! the two day only debut of children's designer Bonnie If your shop is having a sale, new inventory or you Young's Spring Collection on Saturday and Sunday, are a new business or have relocated, and you want June 14, and 15 all day. A portion of all the proceeds everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at: will benefit the Urban Zen Foundation, a public charNewkids@danspapers.com or via fax at: (631) 726ity dedicated to promoting well-being, empowering 0189. I would love to hear all about it! 1142713 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 82 www.danshamptons.com Father's Day Gift Guide By Alexandra Calamari A tie, a coffee mug, a Hallmark Card filled with promises to mow the lawn: if this sounds like a list of your past presents for dad, maybe it's time you spice things up for Father's Day June 15. Whether your father is a man of the world or gets lost in his own backyard, our guide features a gift idea that's sure to put a smile on his face. After all, nothing says I love you better than a motorized grill brush! For the workaholic: Office Playground Gifts, $5+ Give dad something to play with other than his Blackberry this Father's Day. From a decision-making dartboard to an office voodoo kit so he can stick it to his boss, Office Playground has a variety of desk accessories that will help pass the dragging workday. officeplayground.com For the movie buff: Regal Entertainment Group Gift Card, $10+ If your dad is famous for hijacking the remote and then forcing you to watch obscure movies from his childhood, get him off the couch and into the theaters for some perfect family bonding. These gift cards are good at the United Artists theaters in Southampton, East Hampton and Manhattan. corporateboxoffice.com For the choco-aficionado: Godiva Milk Chocolate Cigars, $12 This four-pack of milk chocolates inspired by classic cigars from the 1930s is a perfect gift for any Bogart wannabe. Warning: eating delicious chocolates may put dad in a wonderful mood for the rest of the day. Available at Godiva boutiques. godiva.com For the grillmaster: Brookstone Motorized Grill Cleaning Brush, $30 If your dad wears the apron in the family, he'll love this rotating brush that eliminates tiresome cleanup after a good old-fashioned barbeque. The battery operated bristles quickly strip away residue from the grill without any scrubbing effort from dad. brookstone.com For the old school dad: DaVinci Bowling Shirts, $45-$50 If your dad is always talking about his greaser past (or just wishes he had one), shake up his summer wardrobe with a funky bowling shirt from DaVinci Clothing. These classic button ups often grace the old "Idiot Box" thanks to Charlie Sheen's alter ego Charlie Harper from Two and Half Men. globalrebels.com For the boatman: PF Flyers Windjammers, $66 Whether dad is an avid seafarer or just likes to dress like one, PF Flyers vintage style boat shoes are just the things to put some wind behind his sails. Specifically designed for wear without socks, this comfortable pair of shoes is the perfect accessory to a good pair of sea legs. pfflyers.com For the jetsetter: Elemis Universal Traveler, $99 The traveling dad no longer has to worry about condensing his favorite man-products into tiny 3Ounce containers with this handy set by Elemis. The chic snakeskin bag is packed with travel-sized products including face wash, shave gel, lip balm and more. nordstrom.com For the little league coach: Hidalgo Baseball Cufflinks, $150 Now dad can pay tribute to his favorite pastime even in formal wear. A pair of baseball or other sport-themed enamel Hidalgo cufflinks will score a home run with the sports fanatic dad. hildalgojewelry.com For the dad who never asks directions: Mio Moov 310, $249.95 Save your parents from the age-old "will you just pull over and ask" argument with this easy-to-use GPS system. Dad will never get lost again thanks to the widescreen interface which calls out turns and includes millions of points of interest in its database. mio-tech.com. For the dad with top shelf tastes: Partida Elegante, $350 If dad's discerning palate extends to his liquor cabinet, treat him to this collectable bottle of tequila crafted from the finest blue agave. Aged for more than thirty-six months in American oak, Elegante includes a crystal top that serves as a decanter once the tequila is finished. partidatequila.com Hampton Jitney Spring Schedule Effective Thurs., May 1 through Fri., July 4, 2008 To Manhattan Westbound � D E PA R T I N G ARRIV. 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Tue 6/24 � Montauk Napeague Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Sag Harbor Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville Airport Connection Manhattan Hampton Bays East Quogue Quogue Westhampton Airport Connection Manhattan 8:30 8:35 8:45 8:55 10:35 10:45 ARRIV. 10:20 12:20 10:30 12:30 7:25� 9:00 9:10 12:00 12:30 To The Hamptons WESTHAMPTON Eastbound Fri thru Mon thru READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD LINE Mon thru Sat 9:00 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 11:15 11:20 11:30 11:35 Mon Sat May May 7 Days 7 Days June June 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 8:30 8:35 8:40 9:00 9:20 10:50 10:55 11:05 11:10 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:50 11:55 12:05 12:10 11:30 11:35 11:40 12:00 12:20 1:50 1:55 2:05 2:10 1:30 1:35 1:40 2:00 2:25 3:50 3:55 4:05 4:10 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 6:10 6:15 6:25 6:30 � 7 Days 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:40 6:00 6:25 7:50 7:55 8:05 8:10 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25 8:50 8:55 9:05 9:10 Sun Only 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:45 11:50 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:30 6:20 7:00 10:45 11:45 12:30 D EPARTING ARRIV. 12:05 12:20 -- 6:50 10:35 11:35 12:20 Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection Westhampton To The Hamptons Eastbound � READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Sat Sat May Only Fri, Sat June & Mon Only June 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:20 8:25 9:00 9:05 9:15 -- 9:20 9:30 9:40 9:55 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 9:30 10:00 10:05 10:15 -- 10:20 10:30 10:40 10:55 Fri & MONTAUK LINE A AT A Sat Only June Only 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:30 8:50 -- 10:30 10:35 10:45 -- -- 11:00 11:10 -- 11:30 7 Days 8:30 8:35 8:40 9:00 9:20 10:30 11:00 11:05 11:15 11:20 11:20 11:30 11:40 11:55 12:00 Sat Only 9:00 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 -- Mon thru Sat 7 Days June 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:30 Mon thru Sat 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:30 10:50 -- 12:30 12:35 12:45 -- -- 1:00 1:10 -- -- Sun, Mon & Fri May Sun thru Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days June 7 Days 10:30 10:35 10:40 11:30 11:35 11:40 12:30 12:35 12:40 1:00 1:20 2:30 3:00 3:05 3:15 -- 3:20 3:30 3:40 3:55 4:00 1:00 1:05 1:10 1:30 1:50 -- 3:30 3:35 3:45 -- -- 4:00 4:10 -- -- 1:30 1:35 1:40 2:00 2:25 3:30 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:20 4:30 4:40 4:55 5:00 A A 7Days 2:30 2:35 2:40 3:00 3:25 4:50 5:20 5:25 5:35 -- 5:40 5:50 6:00 6:15 6:20 B 7 Days 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 T Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 5:55 7:05 7:30 7:35 7:45 7:50 A N 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:40 6:00 6:25 7:35 8:00 8:05 8:15 -- 8:20 8:30 T I Fri 7 Days Only 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25 8:35 9:00 9:05 7:00 7:05 7:10 7:30 7:55 -- 9:30 9:35 AT Thur & Fri 7 Days 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 9:35 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:30 8:50 Fri Only June Only 3:00 3:05 3:10 3:30 3:55 -- 6:00 6:05 6:15 -- -- 6:30 6:40 -- 7:00 Sun thru Thurs 4:30 4:35 4:40 5:00 5:25 Fri Only 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 -- Mon thru Fri 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:30 6:55 8:05 8:30 8:35 8:45 -- -- 9:00 Mon thru Sat 9:00 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 Sun Only Quogue East Quogue Hampton Bays 7 Days Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk 9:30 11:00 9:35 11:05 9:40 11:10 10:00 11:30 10:20 11:50 1:00 1:30 1:35 1:45 -- 1:50 2:00 2:10 2:25 2:30 HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. 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Trip availability is subject to change -- always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN SERVICE: Beginning Friday, May 23rd. Details coming soon. 9:15 -- 9:20I 9:50 9:20 9:30 9:40 9:55 10:00 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 10:00 11:00 8:40 9:10 8:55N -- 9:00N -- Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes. A Ambassador Class Service T I Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Friday (Eastbound) and Sunday (Westbound). These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tuesday and Wednesday. These trips drop off on the Westside. See Westbound trip notes for stop locations. (listed above). Enjoy the ultimate in comfort � a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain's chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17" leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. N W B 631-283-4600 212-362-8400 www.hamptonjitney.com 1144674 The "Bonacker" Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday. DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 83 www.danshamptons.com CLASSIC CARS For Sale Let me blow my own horn. Several years ago I predicted that the big three American car companies were putting themselves out of business by concentrating on the production and sale of large vehicles and ignoring the development of small cars. Last year I predicted that gasoline would be four dollars a gallon by this summer. Optimistic me. Some analysts are predicting it could go to five dollars if the price of crude keeps going higher. I'd like to make one more prediction, which, frankly, scares me. It's what I call an automotive finance crisis, similar to the home mortgage crisis that has devastated the economy. People have been walking away from the mortgages on their homes because they can no longer afford the higher interest rates. What if people begin to stop payment on their car loans and leases for their gas guzzling SUVs and minivans because the cost of running them is prohibitive and no one wants to buy their gas hogs right now? People who want to trade in their big vehicles, or are trying to sell them privately, are receiving offers by dealers thousands below book value or having no luck whatsoever with private sales. Many families are in way over their heads. Leased car or not, owners of gas guzzlers are in trouble when it comes to recouping a fraction of what their car should be worth if gasoline were cheaper. Nobody saw this coming. What this means is that eventually every financial institution will probably end up owning thousands upon thousands of SUVs and minivans that nobody wants and millions of Americans will see their high credit scores wiped out. I hope I'm wrong about all this, but it could happen. WITH BOB GELBER same now. Take my advice and do not make a bad investment when it comes to either new or old vehicles. Of course you are going to lose money on a new car, that's called depreciation, but if you are buying a collector car, buy something that you can resell for at least the same price you paid for it. I'm not talking about under $20,000 collector cars, pocket change in the serious collector car world. Any collector vehicle that costs over, say, $40,000 and up (way up) should be considered a serious investment. If it's old and costs more than a decent new car, think about what you're getting into. Recently, I received an email from a reader who asked my advice about purchasing a vintage 1955 $35,000 Austin Healey. I advised him to, above all, drive the car. I love the look and sound of old British sports cars, especially the 4 cylinder Healey, but they ride rock hard, are not that fast, have hot cockpits. The Healey has a particularly low-slung chassis. After all, he may not like the driving experience. I recently heard a story about a Ferrari owner who just purchased a vintage Aston Martin and was very disappointed in the truck-like handling. Whether it's a `55 Chevy or a `39 Ford, drive the car. Many drive and handle like your father's Oldsmobile, not your new BMW. There's an old saying that claims, "The rich know what to buy." If indeed that's a truism, then we will all soon see smaller, more fuel efficient vehicles cruising around the Hamptons. But, when there's a car show happening, all the collector cars will come out of their bat caves. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. You can email him at email@example.com If you haven't figured it out yet, now is not exactly the right time to invest in a fuel hungry vehicle. If you do you are either very rich or a masochist. These vehicles are not exactly what I would call a great investment. The only positive aspect of the current economy is that the actual cost of collector cars seems to be softening. Now that's heartening because, over the last few years, collector car fever raised the value of some cars that are just not worth the money. My formula has always been that if a car was desirable when it was new, it would, and should, retain its value thirty to fifty years later. This has certainly not been true when I see some of the junk that gets passed off as a collector car and actually sells for big bucks. Until recently, truly important cars like Mercedes Gullwing coupes and Jaguar XKE coupes were undervalued. But when cars like a restored Dodge Super Bee muscle car go on the auction block and actually sell for fifty or sixty large ones, I start to wonder about the sanity of buyers. Cars like the Super Bee were unimpressive when built, and, as far as I'm concerned, are the Go Fish Great Fishing Despite Some Brown Tide Tests for a resurgence of brown tide, the algae growth that absorbs oxygen in fishing waters and results in the death of fish and shellfish, are positive for Great South Bay, Moriches Bay, Quantuck Bay, and western Shinnecock Bay west of the Ponquogue Bridge. Dr. Chris Gobler, a marine biologist from Stony Brook's School of Marine and Applied Sciences, states the pernicious marine plant was found in moderate to high concentrations in these waters. Blooms, which make the water coffee-colored, normally start in late April and typically continue throughout the summer. The Nature Conservancy of Long Island says brown tide levels in Shinnecock and Great South Bays will result in lower clam spawning rates this year (the Conservancy has been seeding these waters with clams since 2004). However, brown tide does well in cooler waters, so perhaps this week's heat wave will kill off some of the algae. Despite the brown tide outbreak, fishing in the East End waters has been very good. Striped bass, bluefish, porgies, fluke, and some weakfish are being caught by both boat anglers and surf fisherman. This past weekend, Paulie A. of Paulie's Tackle Shop in Montauk, weighed in a 33-pound striper caught off the beach by Joe Sapienza, and an 18.8 striper for Dan of Ducks Unlimited. Montauk party boats Sea Otter, Miss Montauk, Flying Cloud, and the Lazy Bones had good hauls of fluke, and Montauk charoff Robins Island, and a 23ter boat Top Hook limited out pound striper caught off the on striped bass and loads of South Jamesport beach. She bluefish. also tells us fluking is good in Scott of East End Bait & the Peconics, and porgies are Tackle in Hampton Bays says being caught at the fluke bite is on in the Mattituck Sound inlet. Shinnecock Bay, both east The U.S. Coast Guard staand west of the Ponquogue tion in Montauk is holding an Bridge, and at the ocean open house this Saturday, inlet. Striped bass are also at June 14, from 10 a.m. until 2 the bridge and inlet, averagp.m. There will be informaing 15 pounds. Large porgies tion on boating safety, aids of are being caught in Peconic navigation, and tours. Bay around Rogers Rock on Stony Brook University's clam chum. School of Marine and Applied Shinnecock Bay guide Science has been offering a Capt. Don Kaye found loads spring series of talks in of bait being chased by blueSouthampton open to fish and stripers. Shinnecock the public. Dr. Michael J. Star anglers caught many Frisk, assistant professor in fluke in the bay, but a lot of the School of Marine and them were undersized, so the Applied Sciences, spoke last LazyBones mate Dan Christman with big fluke. Star will now be heading out Friday evening about the decrease in winter flounder in Shinnecock Bay of the inlet and into ocean waters in hopes of catchover the last several years. Based on his prelimiing some larger fluke. Ken Morse of Tight Lines Tackle in Sag Harbor nary data, he attributes the diminution to over reported clients bringing in fluke of up to 26 inchfishing, natural predators, and cyclical climate cones caught on boats drifting off the "greenlawns" ditions. He believes we must work toward winter flounder sustainability, but he also gave several section of Shelter Island, and one customer saw reasons why he does not support the introduction commercial "pinhookers" in western Peconic Bay of fishery-spawned stock as a solution, even when working a deep hole that yielded many large weakbred from local flounder. This informative lecture fish and porgies. series will resume in the fall. Linda at Jamesport Bait & Tackle weighed in a � Rich Firstenberg (YeOldeSalt@aol.com) 14-pound weakfish caught in the south Race area Photo by Jack Yee DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 84 www.danshamptons.com Entertainment review: tony award predictions... by gordin & christiano The 2007/2008 Tony Awards, hosted by Whoopi Goldberg, will be broadcast live from Radio City Music Hall on CBS this Sunday. When the nominations, recognizing excellence on Broadway, were announced about a month ago, In The Heights scored 13 nods, covering almost every major category. In the Heights is Lin-Manuel Miranda's musical love letter to the Washington Heights community where he grew up. Not far behind, with 11 nominations, was the stunning Lincoln Center revival of the American classic South Pacific. Look for these two to dominate the proceedings along with August: Osage County, a three generational drama from Tracy Letts that has already nabbed numerous awards, including the Pulitzer Prize for Drama. Let's take a look at the probable winners in the major categories. Here's a rundown of our predictions for this year's winners, along with some worthy contenders. Best performance by a featured actress in a play: This is a difficult one to call. Rondi Reed, August: Osage County, is the most deserving. Mary McCormack, Boeing-Boeing, was hysterical and, having already won the Drama Desk, would be a popular choice. Best performance by a featured actor in a play: Jim Norton, The Seafarer, should win. His performance was unforgettable, but he and his fellow cast mate, Conleth Hill, whose fantastic performance won the Drama Desk, could cancel each other out, clearing the way for Raul Esparza, The Homecoming. Best performance by a leading actress in a play: Deanna Dunagan, August: Osage County, should prevail. Amy Morton, who played her daughter, was equally amazing. I wish they could share the award both were marvelous. For us it's a tie! Best performance by a leading actor in a play: But Boyd Gaines, Gypsy, is well-liked and his accomplished work will probably win. Best performance by a leading actress in a musical: Patti LuPone for her dazzling star turn as the stage mother of all stage mothers in Gypsy. Showy, indeed, but we liked Bernadette Peters even better a couple of season's ago. Go figure? Best performance by a leading actor in a musical: Paulo Szot should win easily. His charismatic baritone was thrilling in the revival of South Pacific and he played much older than his actual years. We had no idea he was so young and sexy. Best direction of a musical: Bartlett Sher's helming of South Pacific was simply stunning. Best Musical: The pulsating big hit, In The Heights, will probably prevail. The show is a spirited blast, with fabulous dancing that will surely win best choreography for Andy Blankenbuehler as well. But Passing Strange, struggling at the box office, will give it competition for best book of a musical, original score and orchestrations. Hopefully, the most original musical on Broadway will be rewarded with one win out of its seven nominations. Best revival of a musical: South Pacific, an enchanting classic, elegantly served! Tune in to the 62nd Annual Tony Awards broadcast on CBS on Sunday, June 15 to see how your predictions compare with ours. The show will start at 8 p.m. and will feature exciting live performances from many of the nominated shows. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. Visit their website at theaterlife.com. Photo by Barry Gordin Whoopi Goldberg, host of the 2008 Tony Awards Mark Rylance, Boeing-Boeing, is our favorite and the surprise of the season. His deadpan performance was superlative and should win. Patick Stewart's Macbeth is well respected and could make it close. Best direction of a play: All of the nominees delivered outstanding work. But look for Anna D. Shapiro, August: Osage County, to be swept up by the play's momentum. Best Play: August: Osage County is in a league of its own, having already won the Pulitzer Prize and the Drama Desk. Best performance by a featured actress in a musical: Laura Benanti, Gypsy, should win easily. Best performance by a featured actor in a musical: In a wide open category of deserving performers, Daniel Breaker, Passing Strange, was memorable. Backbeat: Good News for Femmes Fans By Tiffany Razzano Fans of the seminal alternative rock band The Violent Femmes ("Blister in the Sun," "American Music") will be thrilled to learn that Gordon Gano is still making music. And he'll be bringing his latest quirky folk-rock-meets-punk act, Gordon Gano and the Ryan Brothers, to The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett on Friday, June 13. Gano collaborates with the Ryan brothers, who are originally from Huntington, and former members of New York City's the Bogmen. This gig is the last of the handful of shows the group has played so far, so Femmes and Bogmen fans won't want to miss it. While the trio will be performing songs from their slew of new material, you can expect to hear a new rendition or two of Violent Femmes' tunes, says Brendan Ryan, the group's keyboardist. But they do have a lot of new material to choose from. So far, they've written more than 30 new songs, recording 22 of them. "I think people can expect to hear some music that is brand new and fresh, in which they can probably hear musical influences that make sense according to our musical backgrounds," Ryan said. "Most musicians that I know don't like explaining their own sound because they are trying to break new ground, and hopefully that's the case here. Except I do think that it's fair to say that it sounds like the Violent Femmes meets The Bogmen. It's pretty hard to escape that one!" Longtime fans of the Femmes, Billy and Brendan them off in Gano's mailbox. Gano would write the lyrics and they'd all collaborate on the direction that best suited the song. "Sometimes we left it as bare as its original form and sometimes we completely flipped it around," said Brendan Ryan. One song, "Man in the Sand," went from a Jerry Garcia-style waltz to a punk rock song. Then they decided to hit the studio, bringing in Warren Bruleigh, who produced Gano's solo album and co-produced several Femmes' albums, to record at The Carriage House, a well-known studio in Stamford, Conn. "Warren's from the `less is more' school of thought and I think that paid off in the end," Ryan said. "He and Gordon have made many records together, so they had their own language. Billy and I caught on towards the end." The group is currently putting the finishing touches on the album and plan on releasing it whether or not they have a label. The gig at The Stephen Talkhouse is the last show Gano and the Ryan Brothers have planned for a while, though The Bogmen will be reuniting for a pair of shows on August 29 and 30. Tickets for the June 13 show are $25 and can be purchased at stephentalkhouse.com. For more information on Gordon Gano and the Ryan Brothers, go to myspace.com/gordonganoandtheryanbrothers. If you're a band or musician interested in being featured in our new music column, email firstname.lastname@example.org. Ryan met Gano years ago at The Blind Tiger Ale House, a bar in Greenwich Village. By then, the Bogmen were broken up, only reconvening for the occasional benefit show, and the brothers were making a living scoring films (The Heartbreak Kid). The Femmes were no longer releasing new music, but played together occasionally (and keep and eye out for their cover of the Gnarls Barkley hit song "Crazy" on iTunes at the end of the month). With music as the common denominator, the three hit it off. Gano opened for some of The Bogmen reunion shows. Brendan Ryan played on a song on Gano's solo album Hitting the Ground. This evolved into writing songs together. The Ryans would write and record songs in their home studio, and then drop DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 85 www.danshamptons.com Two World-Class Acts, One Jam-Packed Weekend By Tricia Rayburn Over the past decade, the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center has evolved from a singletheater movie house set for demolition to an intimate, 400-seat performance space that attracts superstars from around the globe. Next week, two of those entertainment juggernauts, Grammy Award-winning artist Gilberto Gil and comedic legend Howie Mandel, take to the stage for one-ofa-kind shows guaranteed to keep you dancing in your seat and laughing out loud. encourages concert attendees to record away on their digital cameras, camcorders and phones, and share the footage however they'd like. Appropriately, the set list for the Banda Larga tour includes many new compositions inspired by this theme. Joining Gil on stage will be Arthur Maia on bass, Alex Fonseca on drums, Bem Gil on guitars, Claudio Andrade on keyboards, Gustavo di Dalva on percussion and Sergio Chiavazzolli, also on guitars. Once the walls of WHBPAC have stopped shaking from Gil's award-winning beats, Howie Mandel will get them vibrating again with the sound of a happy, laughing audience. While many people now know Mandel as the cheery host on NBC's hugely successful "Deal or No Deal," he's been a constant force in show business for over 30 years. An impromptu performance at LA's Comedy Store on amateur night in 1979 led to an appearance on the game show, "Don't Make Me Laugh," which led to talk show appearances, a stint as Diana Ross' opening act and finally the television series, "St. Elsewhere," on which Mandel played Dr. Wayne Ficus for six seasons. After that came the Emmy Award-nominated animated series, "Bobby's World," for which Mandel was creator and executive producer, remained closely involved in the writing and provided the voices of Bobby and several other characters. The show ran for eight seasons on FOX and is now in syndication six days a week in 65 countries. Mandel's done numerous comedy specials on both network and cable television, has hosted his own talk show and appears regularly on talk shows. He's also the first-choice "Regis" stand-in whenever the grandfather of daytime television needs a substitute, and frequently performs his hidden camera bit on "The Tonight Show." A very busy guy with a very full calendar, Mandel continues to do 200 shows a year. Two dates, two greats and one chance to experience them both in a setting unlike any other! Contact the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center at 631-288-1500, or visit whbpac.org for more information. Save the Date! Gilberto Gil & Broad Band Saturday, June 21, 8 p.m. Tickets: $95-135 Howie Mandel Sunday, June 22, 8 p.m. Tickets: $100-150 Gilberto Gil, singer, songwriter, guitarist and Brazil's Minister of Culture since 2003, decided he was going to be a musician at two-and-a-half years old. A hefty claim for such a little boy, but as it turned out, Gil knew himself better then than most people know themselves 30 years later. After a childhood spent hanging with local street performers and learning to play the drums, trumpet, accordion and guitar, Gil teamed with guitarist and singer Caetano Veloso in 1963, and embarked on what would become a successful music career that spanned decades and borders. His constant pursuit of new ways to express the sounds of Brazil have taken him around the world and led to Jamaican reggae, African pop music, R&B, rock and harmonic vignettes. He's won two Grammys: Best World Music Album for Quanta Live in 1998, and Best Contemporary World Music Album for Eletracustico in 2005. Gil's Westhampton performance is part of a North American summer tour celebrating his new CD, Banda Larga Cordel (Warner Music Latina). Banda Larga, or "Broad Band," the album and the tour, further explores Gil's longstanding fascination with and commitment to the digital revolution. He strives to make his music as accessible as possible through as many means of communication as possible -- including cell phones, rings tones, digital television and the Internet. Gil even 1045235 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 86 www.danshamptons.com Take Five 2008 This Father's Day weekend brings with it a swag bag of entertainments and events to the South Fork. Charles Busch and company continue camping it up in Shanghai Moon at Bay Street Theatre, MUDasMAN does the performance piece The Prophecy of Isaiah at Guild Hall and the farce Moon Over Buffalo plays in Quogue. There's a battle-of-thebands in Hampton Bays tonight, and there are several outstanding classical music performances this weekend, including the Playhouse Project benefit concert featuring Naumburg winner and Pianofest alum Awadagin Pratt in East Hampton on Saturday evening, and Pianofest graduate Di Wu playing in Southampton on Saturday evening. The former New York Times Baghdad bureau chief speaks at Southampton's Rogers Memorial Library on Monday evening, and comedian Tracy Morgan is the Bay Street Theatre Comedy Club star that night. The Parrish Art Museum's outstanding "Landscape Pleasures" garden talks-and-tour takes place this weekend as does the Hamptons Auto Classic show and auction. Some of the worthy benefits are the Saturday evening dinner performance of the Off Broadway hit comedy Tony 'n' Tina's Wedding at the Ross School, hosted by Alec Baldwin ($250 for East Hampton Day Care Learning Center; call 631-324-5560), the "Heart of the Hamptons Gala" dinner dance for the American Heart Association on Saturday at the Hayground School, emceed by Chuck Scarborough, honoring Christie Brinkley, Dottie Herman, Robert McMahon and Dr. Michael Wolk ($450, call 516-777-8447 or email Barbara.Poliwoda@heart.org). Look out for the "Field of Dreams Summer Soiree" dinner dance and auction for Southampton Youth Services (SYS) honoring J. Andreassi ($275, call 631-287-1511 or email ), the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society musical show on Saturday evening at Riverhead's Vail-Leavitt Music Hall ($20 at the door), and Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center's golf tournament, auction and party honoring Starr Boggs on Monday at Westhampton Country Club (call 631-288-1500 or go online to whbpac.org). with Jan Silver Croatian guitarist Robert Belini as well as two very talented local recipients of the Project's music scholarships. Tickets are $90 and a reception follows the program (call 631-604-2852 or email email@example.com). The Southampton Cultural Center's spring Rising Stars piano recital series presents Pianofest graduate Di Wu this Saturday, 7 p.m., at its Levitas Center, 25 Pond Lane. She will play selections from Schubert, Liszt, Bartok and Ravel. Tickets are $15 for adults, $10 for seniors and free for students (add $5 for reserved seats). For reservations, call (631) 287-4377 (southamptonculturalcenter.org). Pianist Anne Tedesco will give a recital on Saturday, 7:30 p.m., in the Montauk Library, and pianist Katherine Addleman will play the music of Schoenberg next Wed., noon, at Rogers Memorial Library, Southampton. These are free programs. Recommended music at local clubs and restaurants: Amagansett � live music weekends at Surf Shack, at the Stephen Talkhouse on Fri. alt-rock with Gordon Gano (of The Violent Femmes) and the Ryan Brothers followed by Hot Lava, on Sat. metal tribute Bee Gees band Tragedy then benefit rock band Giving Tree, on Sun. singer/songwriter Mary Gauthier; East Hampton � Mambo Loco on Sat. at Fiddler's Cove, Mamalee Rose & friends at Turtle Crossing on Thurs.; Sagaponack � wine & jazz Thurs. at W�lffer Estate; Bridgehampton � light jazz with the Jody Carlson trio on Sun. and Vanessa Trouble on Tues. at Pierre's, singer Monica Hughes at One Ocean on Thurs.; Water Mill � singer/guitarist Steve Fredericks on Thurs. at Muse; Southampton � live music weekends at 75 Main and Regulars (new caf� on North Sea Rd.), Sunnyland Jazz Band at Le Chef on Thurs., Hampton Bays � live music Fri. at Buckley's; Westhampton Beach � live music Fri. at Annona, live music Thurs. to Sat. at The Patio, live music weekends at Westhampton Steakhouse (Swingset Quartet on Thurs.), live music weekends at Artful Dodger, live music Thurs. to Sun. at Starr Boggs; Quogue � at Dockers Waterside on Fri., Dave Tyler, and Sun., Paul Mahos; Riverhead � live music weekends at Tweed's and Eastenders Coffee House. Photo by T. Kochie Last chance to see farse Moon Over Buffalo. to $65. Comedian Tracy Morgan, well known from "Saturday Night Live" and "30 Rock," is Bay Street's Comedy Club star on Monday at 8 p.m. ($50). All Bay Street tickets are sold at the box office (631-725-9500) or online at baystreet.org. While the John Drew Theater renovation is ongoing, Guild Hall holds its talks and performances at local venues. However, tonight and Saturday, the Christian-inspired, sociopolitical performance piece The Prophecy of Isaiah is at the Boots Lamb Education Center in Guild Hall's Main St., East Hampton building. Showtimes are 8 p.m. tonight, 3 p.m. and 8 p.m. on Sat. Tickets are $10 ($8 for Guild Hall members) at the door. This is the last weekend to see the Hampton Theatre Company's production of the Ken Ludwig farce Moon Over Buffalo at the Quogue Village Theater. Performances are Thursday through Sunday and tickets are $10 to $22 (631-653-8955 or hamptontheatre.org). MUSIC The Town of Southampton hosts a "Battle of the Bands" starting at 7:30 p.m. tonight at Ponquogue Beach, Dune Road, Hampton Bays. Eight bands will compete for prizes and awards. Tickets are $10 at the gate; raindate is June 18. The annual Playhouse Project benefit concert on Saturday, 6 p.m., in the historic Playhouse on Huntting Lane, East Hampton, features the awardwinning American pianist Awadagin Pratt and THEATER and COMEDY Sag Harbor's Bay Street Theatre has Charles Busch's spoof of 1930s films, Shanghai Moon, onstage Tuesday through Sunday evenings with Wednesday and Saturday matinees until June 29. Tickets are $50 SPEAKERS Dan Rattiner, founder of Dan's Papers, reads from his celebrated memoir In the Hamptons on Saturday, 5 p.m., at BookHampton, Southampton. Former New York Times "Styles" columnist Bob Morris reads from his well-received memoir Assisted Loving: True Tales of Double-Dating with My Dad at BookHampton, East Hampton, Sat. at 5 p.m. Abdul Razzaq al-Saiedi, former New York Times Baghdad bureau chief and current Nieman Fellow at Harvard, will speak about reporting from the Iraq front lines on Monday, 7 p.m., at the Rogers Memorial Library, Southampton (free admission, but please call 631-283-0774 ext. 523 to reserve seats). B ef et or ridge Re he B sta ur an t 4 p.m to Close (Behind Tully's Seafood Market) Open 7 Nights a Week for Dinner Sunday Brunch - 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. � Lunch - Fri., Sat., & Sun., 12 p.m. to 4 p.m. Take Out Dinners & Lobster Bakes-To-Go SPECIAL EVENTS The Parrish Art Museum's "Landscape Pleasures" gardens symposium and tour this weekend begins with a continental breakfast on Saturday morning followed by four experts talking briefly about famous gardens. There is a benefit cocktail party at the home and gardens of Susan and Louis K. Meisel on Saturday, and a self-guided tour of eight outstanding private gardens from Water Mill to East Hampton all day Sunday. Tickets are $125 for Museum members, $175 for non-members; benefit tickets are $300 ( include talks and tour); call (631) 283-2118. The Hamptons Auto Classic show and auction of collectable cars is Friday and Saturday at Sayre Park, Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. There is a bidders' cocktail party on Friday from 6 to 8 p.m. ($35). Exhibit gates open 8 a.m. Saturday ($20 general admission, $75 for bidder's paddle). Kensington Motor Group organizes the show and part of the proceeds benefit Habitat for Humanity. Catering On & Off Premises � Private Parties � Lobster Bakes � Weddings Full Menu: Includes Appetizer, Salad, Entr�e's & Dessert Buffet, Raw Bar & Carving Station Sunday - Thursday Special $25 4-Course Prix Fixe Includes Appetizer, Salad, Starch & Vegetable of the Day & Dessert Sunday � Sandune 1/2 Lobster, Clams, Mussels, Corn & Red Potatoes Monday � Crab Feast King Crab Soft Shell, Blue Claw & Crab Cake Tuesday � Surf & Turf Lobster Tail, & Steak Wednesday � Shrimp Feast Stuffed Shrimp, Shrimp Scampi Buffalo Shrimp, Peel & Eat Shrimp Thursday � Seafood Platters, Fried or Broiled Flounder, Shrimp & Scallops 78 Foster Avenue 631-728-9111 Hampton Bays 1142664 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 87 www.danshamptons.com Entertainment review: .... the will rogers follies at gateway playhouse By Roy Bradbrook. Will Rogers, who died in 1935, is not a well-known name in 2008. Why, then, is the famous theatrical duo of Betty Comden and Adolph Green writing a show about him? Well, Will Rogers was truly larger than life back in the first decades of the twentieth century. Can you even imagine any of today's superstars having a resume that includes more than 70 movies, writing more than 4,000 daily, syndicated newspaper columns, playing a leading role on Broadway for nearly 10 consecutive years and playing the role of confidante and advisor to numerous presidents? Well, that was Rogers, the first multi-media superstar. A part-Cherokee boy from Oklahoma, Rogers got into show business by making audiences laugh with his wry, pithy one liners that were always based on the news of the day. His opening line, - "I only know what I read in the newspaper," - showed his insight into the significant events of his time. Rogers became the most read, listened to and watched entertainer in history. The stage settings at Gateway fully recreated the atmosphere of the legendary Ziegfeld Follies and the showgirls would have certainly pleased Mr. Ziegfeld. Tom Angland brings the homespun, almost self-effacing aspect of Will Rogers to life. Maybe his rope spinning would not get him into a rodeo but he is very time, suggesting to Will, "Let's Go Flying" and in the end they do, but with a fatal result. The interesting structure of the show, written as a blend of third wall ruptures and stage dialogue, works well in the talented actors' hands. Apart from Will and Betty, other major roles are Will's father, played by Dick Decareau, who is portrayed in his living form and also makes an after death appearance. Decareau hits all the right notes with some corny humor and a lot of personality. Similarly, Jacqueline Bayne as one of Ziegfeld's "favorites" is pretty and funny. As Will relates how he has been approached to run for president, he and the girls perform "Favorite Son," an intricate number, full of hand and leg movements and slapping that could have been disastrous, but really is a showstopper. Another memorable scene is when Betty sings a moving torch song lamenting her husband who is often away. Mossberg really showed a great vocal range and depth of feeling as she sang `No Man Left for me." By the end of the show, the audience is content with having been entertained by the story of a very remarkable man. Will Rogers proved to be a unique figure in the entertainment business. It's doubtful that today anyone in the entertainment field could excel in so many fields ever again. believable and sings with a pleasant, country style and creates the persona of someone you would enjoy getting to know � and he made us laugh with some jokes based on today's world. There were occasions when he did not seem too happy singing in the upper registers, but his voice was at it's best when he sang the beautiful, "Look Around." The ups and downs of Rogers' married life run throughout the show. After marrying Betty Blake, a role excellently played and sung by Mary Mossberg, Rogers battled the strain that a traveling performer's lifestyle places on marriage. And boy did Will Rogers travel. He loved to fly with the leading pilot of his day, Wiley Post, played by John Simpson. Throughout the play Wiley appears, in the audience from time to 1142702 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 88 www.danshamptons.com You have to hand it to Jack Black. He's short, out of shape and not the greatest actor in the world. But any fan of his � your reviewer included � knows there are other talents the man possesses that make him someone you root for as well as someone who deserves everything he has. In other words, he's a perfect fit for the leading role in Kung Fu Panda. Of all the roles that Black, a long-haired, stubby ball-of-energy, takes on, he's sometimes overmatched (The Holiday), miscast (King Kong) or great, but unnoticed (Tenacious D and the POD). But in a perfectly fitting vehicle (The School of Rock, Orange County, High Fidelity), he can make a movie. KF Panda, the story of a rotund Panda who knows he's great and won't change for anybody, is no exception. Black is Po the Panda, a big fat cub who meanders around his father's noodle shop, daydreaming about being a master martial artist but doing nothing that will bring him closer to his dream (of course, we in movie land know that dreamers win big on the big screen). Sure enough, visionary head monk Master Oogway (Randall Duk Kim) of the local temple sees the magic in Po and determines that he is destined to become the Dragon Warrior, he of prophecy who will arrive to vanquish the impending onslaught of nasty bad guy Tia Lung (Ian McShane). So Oogway chooses Po to train under Master Shifu (Dustin Hoffman), who already instructs the Furious Five, a quintet of serious martial artists: Tigress (Angelina Jolie), Crane (David Cross), Monkey (Jackie Chan), Viper (Lucy Liu), and Mantis (Seth Rogen). All six struggle with the arrival of this supposed savior, who's so out of shape he can barely climb the stairs to the temple. Soon enough, the wise Shifu realizes that Po has the spark and, like any good teacher, finds his student's motivation: eating. Before you know it, the master finds a way to combine his pupil's love for food with martial art instruction, which just might turn the panda into the hero he's destined to Kung Fu Panda martial arts films to enjoy this effort, but those who delight in Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Bruce Lee will thank the writers who turn Po into a kung fu fanatic. In fact, it's obvious the team who put this movie together are true fans of the chopsocky action genre themselves. The Furious Five pays a homage to the 1978 Hong Kong cult classic Five Deadly Venoms, and only a true fan would cast Jackie Chan, a definite screen legend whose grip on English isn't necessarily strong enough to be completely understood when coming from the lips of an animated monkey. However, that's no slam against the animation, as Dreamworks has put out a vibrant and fluid piece that really works for this type of otherworldly physical action. While many casual karate flick viewers are put off by combatants who are obviously hanging by wires, here the good guys and bad guys are unencumbered by either gravity or reality, and they leap, spin and attack with the dexterity only a cartoon could have. And speaking of cartoons, Jack Black, not far from being a human cartoon, effortlessly inhabits the main character. Unlike his cast mates who, at times, struggle with getting their voices to that larger-than-life inflection � like Angelina Jolie, who sounds like she cut recorded her lines minutes after taking a spoonful of Nytol � Black's vocal portrayal is in perfect synchronicity with the hyper/slacker mannerisms of Po. So is this an Oscar-caliber piece like Ratatouille? Nope. But is it a heck of a time? Absolutely. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics. This Movie: Family Fun Jack Black Attack be. There's not going to be lot in the way of surprises here, as Hollywood animated epics continue to follow what must be the most tried-and-true plotline there ever was. But what keeps making these films work for adults is the look, the writing and the humor, and KF Panda has boatloads of all three. Furthermore, you don't need to be a fan a MOVIES .... COMING UP Incredible Journey: The Story of Westhampton Dunes � Sat. 7 4:20, 7:30, 10:30 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Kung Fu Panda, Don't Mess with the Zohan, The Happening, Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull, Sex and the City, The Strangers, The Incredible Hulk UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Incredible Hulk � Fri.- Sat. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:20 Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 Kung Fu Panda � Fri.-Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10 Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:45 You Don't Mess with the Zohan � Fri.-Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 The Strangers � Fri.-Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:45 Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.Thurs. 4, 7 Iron Man � Fri.-Sat. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10:10 Sun. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:10 Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 97 Benefits � pg. 78 Day by Day � pg. 78 Kids' Events � pg.74 Movies � pg. 88 Nightlife � pg. 90 Schedule for the week of Friday, June 13 to Thursday, June 19. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. MONTAUK MOVIE (+) (631-668-2393) Call for movies and show times. GREENPORT THEATER (631-477-8600) Indiana Jones � Fri. 6:15, 8:50 Sat. 2, 4:20, 7, 9:20 Sun. 2, 4:20, 7 The Strangers � Fri. 6:45, 9 Sat. 2:30, 4:40, 6:45, 9 Sun. 2:30, 4:40, 6:45 Sex and the City � Fri. 6, 8:40 Sat. 2:45, 6, 8:40 Sun. 2:45, 6 Then She Found Me � Fri. 6:30, 8:30 Sat. 2:15, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30 Sun. 2:15, 4:30, 6:30 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Before the Rains � Fri.-Thurs. 5 My Father, My Lord � Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 7 Sat.-Sun. 3, 7 The Counterfeiters � Fri.-Thurs. 9 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Indiana Jones � Fri. 4, 7, 10 Sat. 1, 4, 7, 10 Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 Sex and the City � Fri. 3:50, 7:15, 10:20 Sat. 12:45, 3:50, 7:15, 10:20 Sun. 12:45, 3:50, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 3:50, 7:15 You Don't Mess with the Zohan � Fri. 4:30, 7:40, 10:30 Sat. 1:40, 4:30, 7:40, 10:30 Sun. 1:40, 4:30, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 Incredible Hulk � Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon. 4:30, 7:30 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available. UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Indiana Jones � Fri.- Sun. 12:45, 4:10, 7, 10:15 Mon.Thurs. 4:10, 7, 10:15 Sex and the City � Fri.-Sun. 12, 4, 7:15, 10:20 Mon.Thurs. 4, 7:15, 10:20 Kung Fu Panda � Fri.-Sun. 12:15, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:35 Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:20, 9:35 The Happening � Fri.-Thurs. 12:30, 2:45, 5:15, 7:40, 10 Iron Man � Fri.-Sun. 1, 4:15, 7:10, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:10, 10:10 The Visitor � Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:20, 7:30, 10:30 Mon.-Thurs. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Sex and the City � Fri. 4, 7, 10 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 The Visitor � Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 9:45 Sat. 1:30, 4, 9:15 Sun. 1:30, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 7 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 89 www.danshamptons.com Tiffany Razzano's MINI � MOVIE REVIEWS Before the Rains (PG-13) A young man from southern India in the 1930s is torn between his hopes for the future and his loyalty to local tribal customs and traditions when it's discovered that his boss, a British spice grower living in India, is having an affair with a married woman from a local village. The Counterfeiters (R) The true story of the largest counterfeit ring in history. In 1936, Salomon "Sally" Sorowitsch, an underworld counterfeiter, is thrown into a concentration camp, where he is handpicked by the Nazis to produce fake foreign currency in order to weaken the economy of Germany's enemies. The Happening (R) Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo star in the latest thriller from M. Night Shyamalan. In order to escape the complete and bizarre breakdown in human behavior that is occurring all around them and resulting in death and destruction, a Philadelphia family flees to rural Pennsylvania. But they discover the crisis is inescapable. The Incredible Hulk (PG-13) Edward Norton stars as scientist Bruce Banner and his rage-induced alter ego The Hulk. Cut off from his old life and the woman he loves (played by Liv Tyler), Banner is hunting for the cure that will quell the fury that brings out The Hulk. Meanwhile, the military is hunting for him in order to exploit his power. Incredible Journey: The Story of Westhampton Dunes A documentary that highlights the importance of maintaining the ecology and integrity of Long Island's south shore barrier island system and documents how a community called to action can have a positive impact on our environment. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (PG-13) Harrison Ford is back as the archaeologist, professor and adventurer Indiana Jones, fired from his post at Marshall College after returning to the real world because of suspicions of the government. On his way out of town, he meets Mutt (Shia LaBeouf), who convinces him to travel to Peru to search for the Crystal Skyll of Akator. Iron Man (PG-13) Robert Downey Jr. is given his chance to bring yet another comic book character to life. When wealthy industrialist and inventor Tony Stark (Downey) is kidnapped and forced to build a weapon that could cause immense devastation, he instead creates a high-tech suit of armor and escapes. He vows to use his suit to protect the world from evil. My Father My Lord (Not rated) In this Israeli film, a young boy questions the devout ultra-Orthodox Jewish lifestyle and teachings of his father. Kung Fu Panda (PG) Jack Black lends his voice to Po, a slacker panda and kung fu fanatic who becomes an unlikely hero when he is unexpectedly chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy and become a kung fu master. And when the evil snow leopard Tai Lung escapes from prison, Po must step up to save the day. Also starring Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Seth Rogen and David Cross. Sex and the City (R) HBO's "Sex in the City" girls � Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon � reunite for the big screen. The movie picks up four years after the TV show ended. Jennifer Hudson and Chris Noth also star. The Strangers (R) Kristin McKay (Liv Tyler) and James Hoyt (Scott Speedman), a young couple staying at the Hoyts' summer home after attending a friend's wedding nearby, are terrorized by mysterious, masked invaders. Then She Found Me (R) Adapted from a novel by Elinor Lipman, Helen Hunt directs and stars in this story of a woman facing a mid-life crisis as she separates from her husband, loses her adoptive mother, finds new love and also meets her birth mother for the first time. The Visitor (PG-13) Bored with his life, college professor Walter Vale (Richard Jenkins) returns to his NYC home from a conference to find that a young foreign couple has moved in. Victims of a real estate scam, the couple has nowhere to go. Vale allows them to stay with him and an unlikely connection begins, changing his life. You Don't Mess with the Zohan (PG) Adam Sandler stars as Zohan Dvir, a Mossad agent who fakes his own death in order to move to New York City and pursue his dream of becoming a hairdresser. Eventually he's recognized, risking his new life and career. 1141500 1141870 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 90 www.danshamptons.com Nightlife FRIDAY, JUNE 13 75 MAIN � DJ and dancing. No cover. Located at 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575. ANNONA RESTAURANT � Live music from 6-9 p.m. Happy Hour every Friday night from 5 to 7:30 p.m., featuring music and buy 1 get 1 free drinks. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEACH BAR � TGIF Weekend Kickoff Party. $2.50 domestic bottles until 11 p.m. Hosted by DJ Doug O'Mara and Level Vodka. Doors open at 8 p.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. CIGAR BAR � Latino Night. Located at 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. DOCKERS � Dave Tyler every Friday night. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. THE DORY RESTAURANT � Tom McDermott, 6 and 8:30 p.m. $10. Located at 185 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4300. DUNE � Open every Friday and Saturday night and Sunday of holiday weekends from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. FIDDLERS COVE � Karaoke. Located at 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. GURNEY'S INN � Dance with DJ Des and DJ Linda every Friday and Saturday night. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL � Friday Happy Hour from 5 to 7 p.m. with free food at the bar. Outdoor patio. Located at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � Howie Seagull, guitarist. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-2880100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE � All night Happy Hour from 4 p.m. to midnight. DJ Dory. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � Gordon Gano and the Ryan Brothers at 8 p.m. $25. Hot lava at 10 p.m. $20. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TURTLE CROSSING � Live music every Friday night with Mama Lee & Friends from 5:30 to 8 p.m. Located at 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE � Live music. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161. Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. ATLANTICA RESTAURANT � The Mambo Loco Quartet will be performing from 7-11 p.m. Located at 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700. BEACH BAR � Happy Hour at 2 p.m. Ladies Night where ladies' drink for $2 until 11 p.m. Featuring DJ Brad and DJ Joey Jammz. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. CIGAR BAR � DJ Sam. Located at 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. DOCKERS � Paul Mahos every Friday night. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. THE DORY RESTAURANT � Tom McDermott, 6 and 8:30 p.m. $10. Located at 185 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4300. FIDDLERS COVE � Live music by Second Shift. Located at 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-3297577. NICK'S ON THE BEACH � Mambo Loco Quartet, live music, 3-7 p.m. Located at 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � Frank Anthony trio. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE� Every Saturday, DJ Dome is behind the booth beginning at 10 p.m. Southampton Ales & Lagers Secret Ale bottles available for $2.50. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-2832800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � Tragedy, a metal tribute to the Bee Gees at 8 p.m. $25. Giving Tree follows at 10 p.m. $25. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-2673117. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE � Live music. Reopening of the Night Club, featuring Clamor. Ladies drink free 9-11 p.m. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631288-7161. WHITE HOUSE � Doors at 10 p.m. Located at 39 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-4121. p.m. $20/$35, followed by Slow Native at 10 p.m. $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. MONDAY, JUNE 16 ATLANTICA RESTAURANT � The Mambo Loco Quartet will be performing. Located at 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � Teton Gravity Research movie premier, with music by Matty Liot, Bastards of Boom and Telly, at 6 p.m. $7. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TUESDAY, JUNE 17 BEACH BAR � Employees Night. DJ Dollar Bill and guest DJs. Free admission for East End employees, free cab ride and free midnight BBQ. $2.50 bottles 8-11:30 p.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. MARGARITA GRILLE � Mambo Loco Quartet. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton. 631-288-5252. PIERRE'S � Jody Carlson and her band perform every Tuesday evening from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � Irish Phil, 11 p.m. $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18 BUCKLEY'S INN BETWEEN � Karaoke, 9 p.m.�1 a.m. Located at 139 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631728-7197. FIDDLERS COVE � Acoustic open mic with host Telly at 8 p.m. Located at 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL � Friday Happy Hour from 5 to 7 p.m. with free food at the bar. Outdoor patio. Located at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � Live music. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE � Ladies Night, the most popular of its kind in the Hamptons features DJ Disco Pauly spinning till 2 a.m. Ladies receive $2 beer and wine from 9 to 11 p.m. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � The Jon Divello Band at 9 p.m. $10. Followed by karaoke with Harry at 11 p.m., $5. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. SUNDAY, JUNE 15 BAMBOO � 2-for-1-sushi and drink specials every Sunday. Open 7 nights a week. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. BEACH BAR � Happy Hour at 2 p.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. DOCKERS � Sunday afternoon Happy Hour. 2-for-1 drinks, Paul Mahos Band live from 1 to 4 p.m. and the lobster bake special. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631653-0653. EAST HAMPTON POINT � Live reggae on Sundays from 6 to 9 p.m. Located at Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � Mary Gauthier at 8 SATURDAY, JUNE 14 75 MAIN � Mambo Loco Quartet, 10 p.m. And Clara Rose promo. No cover. Located at 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575. ALMONCELLO � Karaoke every Saturday night starting at 10:30 p.m. Located at 290 Montauk ANNONA RESTAURANT � Live music from 9 p.m.-12 a.m. Happy Hour every Friday night from 5 to 7:30 p.m., featuring music and buy 1 get 1 free drinks. Located at 112 THURSDAY, JUNE 19 BAMBOO � Enjoy free sushi at the bar until 8 p.m. with half price sake martinis and lots of 80s and 90s music. Open 7 nights. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631329-9821. BAY BURGER � Live music every Thursday night from 7 p.m. � 9 p.m. Open 7 Days to 11 p.m. with $2 pints and $8 pitchers of Miller Highlife. 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-899-3915 DUNE � Open every Thursday from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. EAST HAMPTON BOWL � All night $2 drinks, pool and bowling. Located at 71 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-3241950. GURNEY'S INN � Karaoke with Jim and Nanci every Thursday at 9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. LE CHEF BISTRO � Vocalist Ludmilla and guitarist Marcello Pimenta perform every Thursday night from 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 75 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8581. MUSE � Every Thursday there will be live music and entertainment from 7 to 10 p.m. Guitarist and vocalist Steve Fredericks will be performing. Admission is free. Open Wednesday through Monday from 5:30 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Shopping Centre, Ste. 5A, Water Mill. 631-7262606. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � Live music. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PINK ELEPHANT � Open for late night clubbing Thursdays through Sundays. Located at 281 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-9888. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � Bastards of Boom at 9 p.m., $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-2673117. W�LFFER ESTATE VINEYARD � Twilight Thursdays from 5 to 7:30 p.m. There will be complimentary cheese and wine by the glass available for purchase. Located at 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit www.wolffer.com or call 631-5375106. Email all nightlife updates to firstname.lastname@example.org or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon. IT'S THE PLACE TO BE MONTAUK IT'S THE PLACE TO BE... IN Call Annemarie for your space reservation 631.537.0500 ext. 228 Cell: 631.877.8847 1146071 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 91 www.danshamptons.com Silvia Lehrer's Cooking Column On the third Sunday of June each year, dear old dad has his day. This Sunday, June 15, we honor dad. The man who got you going on your first two wheeler, who read you the Sunday comics and who patiently took endless photos of your graduation from middle school through college and beyond. However you plan to celebrate Father's day, a brunch, a lunch or a barbecue, perhaps you would like to start the day berry picking with dad or picking up sweet strawberries at your local farmers market. What better way to show your love for dad than to treat him to some of your favorite strawberry recipes. After all, strawberries, shaped like a red heart, are considered the most perfect of fruits. Their season is short, perhaps only through late June. It's time to retrieve those recipes during their fleeting moments of availability. Here are a few fresh ideas. From super simple strawberries Florentine to the elegant crepes with caramelized strawberries to the simply sublime strawberry shortcakes, help is just a recipe away. STRAWBERRIES FLORENTINE A close family friend, Carl Villa, lived in Florence, Italy for many years. Here is his inspired strawberry dessert. 1 quart Strawberries, rinsed, hulled and halved Grinding of fresh black pepper 1/3 � 1/2 cup toasted walnuts, coarsely chopped Fresh lemon juice to taste 1. Arrange strawberries in concentric circles on a platter. Season with a heavy grinding of black pepper; sprinkle a layer of chopped walnuts and top with a couple of dashes of lemon juice. Serve. CREPES WITH CARAMELIZED STRAWBERRIES Like the ubiquitous dumplings, crepes appear in many guises. Yield: 16-18 crepes � or serves 6-8 with berries For the crepes 1 cup all purpose flour 2 eggs lightly beaten 1/2 cup milk 1 cup water 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 teaspoon unsalted butter For the strawberries 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 2 tablespoons sugar 1 teaspoon pure vanilla 1 quart strawberries, rinsed, hulled and halved 1 tablespoon brandy or Triple Sec 1. Put flour in a mixing bowl and make a well in the center. Pour beaten eggs, milk, water, salt and oil into the well. With a fork, gradually incorporate flour into the combined liquids until smooth (okay if little lumps remain). Cover bowl and let rest about an hour. 2. Place a seasoned iron crepe pan or 7-8 inch nonstick skillet over medium heat and add the butter. Pour off excess melted butter into the batter and stir it in. Return to heat. When butter sizzles, ladle about 3 tablespoons of batter into pan, swirling pan to rotate until batter coats the bottom before it sets. Cook each crepe until edges are bubbly and underside is lightly browned, a minute or so. Carefully turn crepe over and cook about 20 seconds longer. Place crepes "lacy" side down, slightly overlapping, on a plate as they are done. Cool. Can be prepared ahead. To serve: fold crepes into quarters and overlap two or three on individual dessert plates 3. Melt butter in a 10-12 inch non-stick skillet, add sugar and stir to dissolve. Simmer for a few minutes until sugar caramelizes. Stir in vanilla and strawberries, and saut� several minutes, tossing to coat. Stir in liqueur to cook off the alcohol and remove from heat. Spoon the warm strawberry sauce, equally divided, over the crepes. INDIVIDUAL STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES This is it. It's the real thing! Crispy, crumbly delectable little rounds to sandwich "strawberries n' cream." Makes 16-18 rounds for 8 or 9 servings. For the short cakes 1 3/4 cups all purpose flour Pinch salt 8 tablespoons (1 stick) unsalted butter 1/2 cup confectioner's sugar 2 egg yolks 2 tablespoons heavy cream 6 drops pure vanilla extract For the strawberries n' cream 1 pint strawberries, rinsed and hulled Remaining heavy cream (less 2 tablespoons for dough) 1 tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons confectioner's sugar 1. Put the flour and salt in a large mixing bowl. Slice and dice the butter and add to the flour with the sugar. Work the ingredients with pastry cutter or well-floured hands until the mixture resembles small pebbles. Make a well in the mixture and put the egg yolks, cream and vanilla extract in the well. With a large wooden spoon stir the mixture until the ingredients begin to cling together. Turn out onto a lightly floured work surface and knead 2 or 3 times then gather the dough into a ball. Place the ball of dough on a large square of waxed paper and flatten slightly. Make a crisscross in the dough and wrap in the waxed paper. Chill in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours or overnight. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. When ready to bake cut the dough in half. (Keep second half chilled.) Flour your pin and roll out the dough on a lightly floured surface to about 1/4-inch thickness. Cut rounds with a 3-inch cookie cutter and carefully transfer to a parchment or Silpat lined cookie sheet. Bake for 20 minutes until lightly golden and crisp. Transfer to a rack to cool. Repeat with second half of dough. Store the shortcakes in a waxed paper lined tin and use within 24 hours. 3. Reserve the number of whole berries you will need for garnish and slice remaining berries. Whip the remaining cream in a cold bowl with cold beaters gradually adding one tablespoon confectioner's sugar until soft, but firm, peaks form. Fold the sliced berries into the cream. To serve sandwich the cream between 2 shortcakes and dust the tops of each with remaining confectioners sugar. Garnish with whole berries. 3 Course Prix Fixe OPEN 7 DAYS Mon - Thurs - 5-7 $2500 Steak and Fries BREAKFAST BRUNCH � LUNCH � DINNER PATISSERIE � BAR HOME MADE ICE CREAM $1900 Mon - Thurs 5-7 Lobster Night $2100 Tuesday Only Specials not available Holiday Weekends 1045068 RESERVATIONS: 631.537.5110 2468 MAIN STREET . BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 PIERRESBRIDGEHAMPTON.COM 1145825 631-537-0590 great food in a comfortable setting t d n e bobby van's main street, bridgehampton n , DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 92 www.danshamptons.com Coffee & Liquor Bar + Organic & Local Food + Open 7 Days Turtle Crossing Ribs! Wraps! `Ritas! "Islands Best BBQ." 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Join us before and after the theater for Coffee, Beer, Wine & Cocktails! 5PM THURS SUNDAY dinner thursday - tuesday lunch saturday & sunday 221 Pantigo Road (Rt 27) East hampton 324-7166 www.turtlecrossing.com 1142962 ~ free Wi-Fi ~ 49 SUNSET AVE. WHB 9 B 288-3010 SUNSETCAFEWHB.COM THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays 728-1200 1145238 call for menu fax & take-out! 1142656 1144746 1145693 Long Wharf at Bay St. Sag Harbor, NY 11963 (631) 725-5858 www.mirkosrestaurant.com BSMITH.COM 1145916 MATTO ATTO M The Hampton's hot spot matto \MA-toe\, adjective, Italian: mad, insane, crazy. Beginnings `N' Endings For your Cocktail Party, Dinner Party, Brunch or Barbecue Home of the LOBSTER CHEESECAKE SPREAD Gourmet Appetizers and Desserts R i s t o r a n t e � B a r At Matto, we cook up our own "mad" variations of Italy's favorites. Turn your experience of Italian food upside-down -- Buon Appetito! Open year-round � Lunch, Dinner, Catering & Take-out � Available for Private Parties 104 North Main Street � East Hampton, NY 11937 restaurant 631.329.0200 � take-out 631.329.0255 fax 631.329.0224 � web www.mattorestaurant.com Appetizers delivered to your home, party or event site Just heat, serve and enjoy the compliments Wholesale accounts welcomed For full choice of appetizers and desserts visit our website FOOD IS LOVE 1142968 www.beginningsnendings.com 888.695.4365 1145386 Dinner Specials Sunday - Thursday Price of all Entrees include Soup, Salad and Dessert Serving Dinner from 5 pm (closed Monday) 825 Montauk Highway Bayport, NY Sunrise Highway, Exit 51, L.I.E. Exit 62 County Rd. 97 South to End, West to 2nd light Zagat Survey Distinction 2006 - 2007 27-20-25-48 1141753 (631) 472-9090 1145155 OPEN FOR DINNER WATER MILL SQUARE, 670 MONTAUK HWY 631.726.4444 1141921 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 93 www.danshamptons.com Side Dish The Surf Shack in Amagansett will be celebrating Fathers Day on June 15 by giving all fathers a complimentary meal when accompanied with family. Come in wearing a cool surfer shirt and Dad's meal is free. Let dad kick back, relax and enjoy a good meal with the people who matter most in his life � family. For further information call The Surf Shack at (631) 2676980. Stonewalls Restaurant in Riverhead will offer their Sunday brunch on Father's Day, Sunday, June 15 from 11:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. Brunch includes a complimentary basket of assorted freshly baked breads and a mimosa, Bloody Mary or a glass of house wine. Cost of the three-course prix fixe is $24.95 per person. The regular dinner menu will be offered beginning at 5 p.m. Menu items include: baby arugula salad with roasted red pepper, avocado, goat cheese and basil vinaigrette; Cuban style black bean soup; stuffed mozzarella with prosciutto, roasted tomato and basil; omelette with choice of any combinations (mushrooms, cheddar, Swiss, ham); French toast; grilled sirloin steak with scrambled eggs; and assorted desserts. For reservations or further information please contact Stonewalls Restaurant at (631) 506-0777. Harbor Bistro in East Hampton will celebrate Father's Day with a special three-course prix fixe beer dinner on Sunday, June 15. Dinner entr�es feature ample portions of Harbor Bistro's specialty char broiled Cowboy Steak and lump crab stuffed Montauk lobster. Select beers will be poured with each course. Cost of the dinner is $55. The regular menu will also be available. Reservations are recommended. Menu items include: Mongolian BBQ baby ribs; grilled jumbo tiger shrimp; 20-ounce char broiled cowboy steak; 1 1/2 pound lump crab stuffed Montauk lobster; and molten chocolate tower. For reservations or further information on the restaurant, call Harbor Bistro Aji Jones bequed baby back ribs; Tuscan basil puree; hearts of romaine lettuce with creamy garlic dressing, crisp croutons, tomato oil and parsley puree; steamed local Montauk lobster with drawn butter; sliced Cedar River Farms sirloin steak; grilled local fish with citrus vinaigrette; and organic berry shortcake with white chocolate whipped cream. For more information, call Tierra Mar at (631) 288-2700. MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge in Water Mill offers Sunday brunch from 10 a.m. � 2 p.m. A complimentary glass of champagne, mimosa, or Bloody Mary is served with each meal. Brunch items include: the healthy Hamptonite with a fresh fruit platter and yogurt dipping sauce; steak and eggs with grilled NY strip steak served with roast red pepper home fries and two eggs with toast; traditional eggs benedict with two eggs poached on English muffins with grilled Canadian bacon, home fries and hollandaise sauce; and cr�me brulee stuffed French toast served with purple maple syrup. The restaurant is now open Wednesday � Sunday. They will be serving dinner starting at 5:30 p.m. and brunch on Sunday from 10 a.m. � 2 p.m. For more information or to make a reservation, call MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge at (631) 726-2606. at (631) 324-7300. Sunset Caf� is now offering a full wine bar complete with martinis, beer and a tapas menu. The bar will be available Friday and Saturday nights from 6 p.m. to close. The tapas menu includes: cheese and fruit board with three cheeses or four; meat platter with soppressata, mortadella and prosciutto; meat and cheese platter; buffalo mozzarella and tomato with fresh basil and olive oil; marinated olives; beet salad with Mache, walnuts, goat cheese and balsamic vinaigrette; filet mignon panini with arugula, tomato and horseradish; mousse truffle pate; and country plate. For more information call the Sunset Caf� at (631) 288-3010. Tierra Mar in Westhampton Beach offers their popular lobster bake starting Monday, June 16. The special promotion will be offered every Monday beginning at 6 p.m. until Labor Day. Served on the outdoor deck overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, Tierra Mar's lobster bake is accompanied by live music all evening long courtesy of Mambo Loco. The cost of the dinner is $70 per person, plus tax and gratuity. Menu items include: local littleneck clams; Napeague bay oysters; peel and eat shrimp cocktail; Tuscan seafood salad with tomatoes, capers and fine herbs; Asian style bar- Waterfront Restaurant and Bar 3253 Noyac Rd., Sag Harbor � www.oasishamptons.com 725-7110 Zagat says: "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find." Available for private parties Serving Dinner Wednesday thru Sunday from 5:30p.m. 3 Courses � $100 per couple s 0 r Porterhouse Wednesday e (Not including tax & gratuity) $22 Prixe Fixe Live Music Every Weekend! Sat., June 14th @9pm CHOICE OF APPETIZER House Salad Gorgonzola Salad Mussels Marinara Baked Clams Joe Hampton and The Kingpins 1145239 Always serving our Full a la Carte menu Salad Choice: d Patio Salad, Caesar Salad or Soup du Jour 40oz Porterhouse z e 28 Day Dry Aged With B�arnaise and Au Poivr� Sauces Chef's Choice of Vegetable and Potato Dessert Choice: t Key Lime Pie, Rice Pudding or Apple Crisp CHOICE OF ENTREE Chicken Parmigiana Eggplant Parmigiana Grilled Salmon Chicken Vincenzo Marinated Hangar Steak Featuring the Music of Sahara g e c f 7:00pm to 11:00pm m o Reservations from 5:00 to 10:00pm s m 0 o Happy Hour - Buy One Drink Get One in our y r y e k t e n r Grill Room from 3:00 to 7:00 pm l m m 0 o 0 3 Course Chef's Tasting e s Thurs-Tuesday � 4-6:30pm y a Hamptons classic since 1994 � HCC. Photo by Charles Schmidt (soleiart.com). Live Entertainment e t Y EAR ROUND, UPSCALE, CASUAL D INING O PEN SEVEN NIGHTS A WEEK 1142637 Wednesday, Through Saturday , h y CHOICE OF DESSERT Brownie Sundae Cheesecake � Canoli Open Wednesday thru Saturday 4pm-10pm Open every day 6am-7pm or later call ahead on your way to the beach! GIFT CERTIFICATES & CATERING T S G S E MENUS AVAILABLE Call 631.288.0100 or visit www.thepatiowhb.com l 0 r t m Espresso Bar ~ Bakery ~ Juice Bar ~ Coffee Roastery Full-Service Caf� Outdoor Seating :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK288-4480 :DWHU0LOO726-2633 (on the Six Corners Roundabout) (next to The Green Thumb) www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com 1145840 194 Mill Road 869 Montauk Highway 3360 NOYAC ROAD, SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK 631-725-4444 Westhampton Beach, New York 11978 631.288.0100 The Patio at 54 Main o e to make a reservation 1142662 1145692 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 94 www.danshamptons.com 75 MAIN RESTAURANT � Lunch and Dinner 7 days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALISON AT THE MAIDSTONE INN AND TAVERN � The restaurant is open Wednesday through Sunday for dinner from 5:30-10.30 p.m. Sunday Brunch 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. There is a new tavern menu and the same hours. www.alisonrestaurant.com/www.maidstonearms.com. 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5440. ALMOND � A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. B. SMITH'S � Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the finest lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7255858 bsmith.com. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT � Open for dinner from 4 p.m., six nights a week. Sun.-Thurs. nightly $25, 4-course Prix Fixe Sunday-Thursday. Crab feast, Shrimp feast, Seafood platter special. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 124 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Availible for private party. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully's Seafood Market. 631-728-9111. BOBBY VAN'S � Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370590. BUOY ONE � Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY'S � Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. CASA BASSO � A Hamptons landmark providing a unique Mediterranean dining experience for over 80 years. Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. Waterfront dining available. Open Tuesday-Sunday at 5pm. Located at 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton (Next to the Castle and Swordsmen). www.casabasso.net. 631-288-1841. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT � (Circa 1710) Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, "Old" Stony Brook. www.countryhouserestaurant.com 631-751-3332. Reservations suggested. CROMER'S MARKERT � Custom Butcher Shop, Fresh Produce, Our famous fried chicken, full deli and carry out catering. Open Mon. thru Sat. 8 a.m.-7 p.m., Sundays 8 a.m.5 p.m. 805 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 668-7500. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY � Featuring espresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, full-service caf� serving breakfast, lunch and desserts, and outdoor garden seating. Open Monday-Thursday, Sunday 6 a.m.-7 p.m., Friday & Saturday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill & 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY � A true "foodies delight" featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. Platinum Chef winner Cheffe Colette creates an inventive menu with some pleasant surprises. Dine outside on the waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN � New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email email@example.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com LIGHTHOUSE GRILL & PATIO � Dine where historical magnates J.P. Morgan Jr., Astor and Doubleday overlooked the famed docks and waterside views. Enjoy Chef Jared Potter's signature "Jaker Crab Cake"& "Yacht Chowder." Reservations suggested. Dinner. 631-668-3100, Ext. 1172. 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. LE SOIR RESTAURANT � Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT � Matto, Italian for "crazy," features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Chic yet casual. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 - 4:00 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 www.mattorestaurant.com. MATSULIN � This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE � Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND'S RESTAURANT & MARINA � Located on Dune Road at the Shinnecock Inlet in Hampton Bays, Offering lunch and dinner everyday. Daily specials from our regular menu are always offered. Visit www.oaklandsrestaurant.com or call 631-728-6900 for more information. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path U PICK OR PICK UP STRAWBERRIES charmer is deemed a real find." Open Wed.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. ONE OCEAN � An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. OSO AT SOUTHAMPTON INN � Featuring steaks, seafood and locally grown produce, prepared by four-star chef Peter Dunlop, in a Mediterranean atmosphere. Serving dinner, lunch, breakfast. Outdoor dining and bar/lounge. Restaurant reservations, call 631-283-1166. Located at 91 Hill St., Southampton. www.southamptoninn.com PARTO'S � Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caf�. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-7274828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef's tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE'S � Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. THE SALTWATER GRILL � Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, Serving amazing ocean views, friendly service, and classic, simply grilled seafood and steaks. Lunch/Dinner/Drinks/Live Music. 631 288-1485. Located 379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach. SARACEN � A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537-6255. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY'S � Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631668-2660. SUNSET CAF� � Organic cafe by day, wine and martini bar by night. Offering organic coffee, wraps, sandwiches, soup, salads and baked goods. Located at 49 Sunset Ave, Westhampton Beach. (631) 288-3010, sunsetcafewhb.com TUSCAN HOUSE � Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan's Papers "Best of the Best" Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 TURTLE CROSSING � Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, `ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 21 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE � Seafood, pasta, prime-aged steaks, lobster dinners. Prix-fixe available every night until 7 p.m. Thursday and Sundays. Lobster dinner $17, Prime Rib $21.95 or Prime Rib and Lobster $36. Live music in the dining room Thursday, Friday and Saturday.142 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7161. 25% LL A OFF SERY UR CK N O ST BAYVIEW FARMS Open 7 Days 25% Discount for All Miltary Past & Present (Produce & Flowers Only) � Fresh Produce � Baked Pies � Lettuce � Spinach � Asparagus �Peas B W VI E FAR AY M S 1141899 891 Main Road, Aquebogue 631-722-4369 1143191 1145236 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 95 www.danshamptons.com Stock the Pantry in Time for Home Entertaining By Silvia Lehrer When I was assigned to write an article on stocking the pantry I thought back to the beginning of my marriage when I bragged to my new sister-in-law that I stocked my pantry with the total sum of $36. Well, today, a bottle of quality extra-virgin olive oil would dig deep into the $36. No doubt there wasn't the variety of basic pantry items that the home cook could have dreamed about or had access to today. Oils and vinegars are important basics to the wellstocked pantry today along with mustards, herbs and spices � I think of them as accessories to my pantry. Having them on hand affords me the luxury of seasoning and flavoring foods in a variety of ways. Serious cooks have become as choosy about their oils as they are about fine wines. I generally have two or three different extra-virgin olive oils on hand � peppery Tuscan oil, full-flavored Greek oil and milder, fruity Spanish oil. I love vinegars and enjoy the variety available � a gutsy red wine vinegar and piquant Spanish sherry wine vinegar are at the top of my list. Balsamic vinegar is a favorite among many. It's slightly sweeter and I especially enjoy it sprinkled on strawberries with a fresh grinding of pepper � which I learned to do many years ago from a dear Neapolitan friend. These items are stored in an overhead wall cabinet that also holds bottles of grapeseed oil, dark sesame oil, light soy and organic Japanese soy sauce, mirin (syrupy rice wine) and fish sauce for my Asian recipes. The cabinet below the counter holds all-purpose flour in a large ceramic container � which I can dig into with a scoop measure � granulated and confectioners' sugar, cake flour, baking powder and Graham cracker crumbs for my baking needs; a box each of pouring and kosher salt to season foods when cooking, and sea salt to finish or compliment a dish. A note about using coarse (kosher) salt � first of all it's lighter than pouring salt and weighs half as much. This may sound strange because of its coarse texture, but it's true � and the taste is far superior. I decant my kosher salt into a covered, wide-mouth pottery ramekin to keep on my work counter along with a pepper mill. When you pick up salt with your fingertips, the tactile feel gives you more control when sprinkling your foods and you will find yourself using less. A few more essentials in this cabinet are vanilla and lemon extracts, peppercorns, cornstarch and corn meal, Coleman's dry mustard, and dry hot peppers, which I break open to rid the spicy seeds inside and then snip with kitchen shears to season. Just a reach away from the overhead cabinet is a large center island where a two-foot square pasta board holds firmly to the corner of the counter opposite the cabinets � it's not just for making pasta � the board is my main work space for chopping, slicing, dicing, tossing and seasoning foods. Below the island counter are draws holding rectangular boxes of heavy foil, plastic wrap, wax and parchment paper, and 1 and 2 gallon zip-lock bags � more handy essentials to the well stocked pantry. A wall pantry holds all manner of dry pasta, spaghetti, linguini, angel hair and spinach pasta. Boxes of penne rigate, orecchiette, farfalle and gnocchette sardi all sit on a shelf along with cans of peeled plum tomatoes and tomato paste to make my own tomato sauce. Photo by S. Galardi Arborio short grain rice for risotto, basic long grain rice, wild rice and sushi rice, along with dried beans, dry porcini mushrooms, panko (Japanese bread crumbs), grains, and plain couscous for that emergency side dish, all take up space on another shelf in this pantry. Also, there are blocks of baking chocolate and bags of chocolate chips, jars of jams and preserves, tins of salmon, tuna and anchovies, saffron and extra bottles of extra-virgin olive oil. I can never have enough on hand. Storage for oils in particular should be in a cool, dark place; warmth increases the process of deterioration and oils will become rancid. When I open a bottle of olive oil I generally use it within a month. For walnut or hazelnut oils � delicious to dress a salad with � but don't use them frequently, keep them in the refrigerator. People will disagree on whether or not oil should be refrigerated. Some say it loses no flavor at all but becomes cloudy. Even if there is a slight loss of flavor when chilled, it is far better than having the oil go rancid. The convenience of a well stocked pantry will serve you well. TASTES & TOASTS ALL SUMMER LONG! A L I S O N @THE MAIDSTONE ARMS INN AND TAVERN Open Wednesday thru Monday Breakfast 8:00 to 10:00 AM Dinner 5:30 to 10:30 PM Restaurant � To Go � Catering Reservations 631 324 5440 1145237 207 Main Street East Hampton 631 324 5440 www.alisonrestaurant.com www.maidstonearms.com 1142964 WestHampton Steak House Restaurant - Bar - Catering - Nite Club 142 Mill Road Westhampton Beach � 631-288-7161 PRIX FIXE NIGHTLY ~ $21.95 Featuring: Filet Mignon, NY Shell, Beef & Reef & Duck - until 7:00pm WED. - 33% OFF ALL BOTTLES OF WINE Complete Clam Bake Dinner ~ $19.00 Soup or Salad, Whole Lobster, Clams, Mussels, Corn on Cobb, Dessert THUR. - SURF & TURF NITE Lobster Dinner ~ $17.00 Prime Rib Dinner ~ $21.95 or Combine Them for $36.00 FRIDAY CLAMBAKE $19.00 SEAFOOD SUNDAY Snow Crab Dinner ~ $15.00 Lobster Dinner ~ $17.00 Clam Bake ~ $19.00 Open 7 Days for Dinner www.westhamptonsteakhouse.com Live music Friday and Saturday in the Dining Room 1145650 1142657 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 96 www.danshamptons.com 1142974 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 97 www.danshamptons.com Arts & Galleries ART COMMENTARY This critic has always been interested in titles, whether they apply to art works, galleries or rock bands. The Surface Library in Springs is a particularly unusual name for a gallery. One immediately thinks it might be a new singing group on tour. Then we read the various definitions that the gallery owners have displayed at the venue itself; it begins to make sense. For example, while the term "surface" may have many meanings, its denotation is certainly appropriate to art. The term also has specific relevance to the gallery's current show. As effectively envisioned by curator Christa Maiwald, the works celebrate various forms of media and the use of formal qualities to evoke diverse surfaces and textures. "Bone" by Greta Watson, a watercolor and crayon piece, has a primitive-like design relPhoto by M.W. Weiss With Marion Wolberg Weiss ture is a delightful reminder of freedom and innocence. Papa's "Green with Moon" is also somewhat child-like. The placement of the abstract animal figure is off-balance, contradictory to the Papa's mushroom pattern. Tom Wasik's "Decoys/Circadian Sunsets" is also designed in an asymmetrical way. The work's wood blocks are set at odd angles to each other. The red vertical lines painted on each block are similarly asymmetrical, adding to the overall effect that the blocks could be rearranged in any number of ways. Yet the smooth surface of the wood lends itself to balance. In contrast to Wasik's work, Mary Boochever's piece is composed of perfectly placed horizontal stripes; the symmetrical effect is one of harmony and clarity enhancing the smooth surface created by such a design. Works by Kevin Teare and Fulvio Massi make effective uses of surface as well. The show will be on view at Surface Library until June 22. "Orbiting Abstraction" at Surface Library Work by Tom Wasik evant to the primitive employed medium, crayon, that recalls an ancient culture. Eric Dever's oil on linen presents a different surface, a grid-like pattern on burlap that is constricted and structured, unlike Ms. Watson's work. Denise Gale's piece is different, too, complete with dark colors, spontaneous gestures and "textured" brush strokes. There's a feeling of freedom in the air, which presents an effective contrast to the exhibit's many other works. Sue Papa's succinct and smooth mushroom sculp- Honoring the Artist: Joe Chierchio Cover artist Joe Chierchio cares deeply about the past and present all at the same time. He also cares deeply about "vanishing America," the Main Streets and landscapes that are slowly disappearing. This week's image on Dan's Papers, "The Green Tractor," certainly delivers such a message, reminding people that the past still exists, but is nonetheless struggling against progress. Q: It's obvious you love nostalgia. What contributes to that, do you think? What do you remember about growing up? A: I grew up in Brooklyn, near the Brooklyn Navy Yard. My father worked for the Navy Yard. I have a lot to remember about life there; for example, every Sunday, the whole family would get together for dinner. People would also go to diners to get together, read the paper; it was a waterhole, like Starbucks is now. Q: Besides diners, what about other things that are vanishing? A: There was always a Main Street, even in a place like Toledo, Ohio, for example. But now Main Streets are very lonely and quiet. Q: How do you depict those diners in your work even if they are "lonely" in real life? A: People say what I do reminds them of Hopper; to me his work is somber and moody. Mine aren't. I keep away from loneliness. Q: What kind of art training did you have? A: I went to Pratt Institute and the School of Visual Arts. I taught "Ideas and Concepts" at SVA. Q: That course related to your being in advertising. A: Yes. I was an art director for agencies like Grey and Saatchi and Saatchi. I would work during the day and teach at night. I taught the class like it was an ad agency, teaching some improvisational techniques to sell ideas. Q: How did improvisation play a part in your profession? A: At some point, I got bored with advertising and would audition for acting parts during my lunch hour. I became part of an improvisational group. I realized that acting was a cruel business, and that I was lucky to be making good money. I brought in an actor from the group to the ad agency to show how to present ideas to clients. I leaned how to exhibit my work in a more exciting way. Q: What other ways did you improve your techniques? A: We were trained in art school to carry a sketchbook. I would sit on the subway and sketch people. I would go to Central Park and watch people. I could spend my life painting in Central Park. I would never, never leave Manhattan; there's a story, a visual image going on all the time. Q: Let's get back to the beginning. Did your parents encourage you to become an artist? A: My mother was an artist. She said I had talent and should go to art school. She was so proud of me when I came home and showed her three of my ads in Life Magazine. My father was a plumber, and I would go with him to work. I remember working in some really dark basements. He would say,"Joey, go home. Do your art." Q: Maybe you inherited your father's manual dexterity. A: Yes, when I left the ad business I did sculpture, stone carving. Then I went back to drawing, pastels. Q: But your real passion is nostalgia. A: Yes, I still remember growing up, seeing the milkman delivering milk in Brooklyn. Milkmen will always do that in my paintings.(Figuratively-speaking, that is. ) � Marion Wolbery Weiss Mr. Chierchio can be reached via his email at firstname.lastname@example.org. His works are available for viewing at The Gallery, 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. Dan's Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner. ART EVENTS COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 97 Benefits � pg. 78 Day by Day � pg. 78 Kids' Events � pg.74 Movies � pg. 88 Nightlife � pg. 90 OPENING RECEPTIONS GALLERY SAG HARBOR � 6/14 � 12:30-7 p.m. Art reception and free screening of the Albert Maysles documentary Grey Gardens. "A Tribute to Grey Gardens," artwork by Lois Wright. Located at 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. WISH ROCK STUDIO � 6/14 � 4-7 p.m. "Nudes Show" on display through June 30. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200. ASHAWAGH HALL � 6/14 � 5-10 p.m. "Vito Sisti Presents: 20 Women Paintings and Sculpture." On view through June 22, 12-5 p.m. daily. Located at Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton, NY. 631-726-6835. BOLTAX GALLERY � 6/14 � 5-8 p.m. "Hot Box," a multi-media installation by Sylvia Hommert. Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY � 6/14 � 5-8 p.m. "Beleza," an exhibition of photography from Brazil. At 24 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. L'ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY � 6/14 � 69 p.m. "Eastern Illumination," paintings by Carolyn Francis on display through July 15. Located at 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. GALLERIES ARTISTS GALLERY � Haitian art. Located at 403 Main St. Greenport. 631-477-8555. ART SITES GALLERY � "Animal Instinct," constructions by Arnaldo Morales on display through June 29. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. ART & SOUL GALLERY � Frank Latorre's Butterfly Series through June 30. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. ATELIER GALLERY � Works by Vincent Quatroche Sr., the Jazz Man. Celebrating 60 years of original jazz art. Located at 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631-495-4268. BASEMENT GALLERY � "A Tribute to Rose Graubart Ignatow," drawings and paintings from the 1930s-1990s. Open Sat. and Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 9 Albertines Ln., East Hampton. 631-329-2927. BENTON NYCE GALLERY � Located at 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-848-5102. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES � Featuring paintings, fine prints and works on paper of the 20th century through contemporary. Located at 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-6010. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY � (continued on the next page) DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 98 www.danshamptons.com ART EVENTS (continued from previous page ) p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917-5448583. GALLERY MERZ � Through June 17, paintings by Christina Schlesinger and photography by Nicholas Bergery. Open Thursday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY � Located at 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. Gidstein.com. GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 � Paintings and pastels by Christine Chew Smith and Lynne Heffner. Open Saturday and Sunday 1-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-726-4663. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO � Open Saturday and Sunday 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631830-2895. GRENNING GALLERY � The latest works by Paul Rafferty. Open Sunday�Thursday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays and Saturdays from 10 a.m. � 7 p.m. Located at 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. GUILD HALL GALLERY � Guild Hall, located at 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY � Located at 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. KESZLER GALLERY � British graffiti artist Banksy. Located at 45 Main St., Southampton. 631204-0353. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY � "Young Emerging Artists." Gallery hours are Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.8 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2836308. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS � Photographs by Kenneth Van Sickle. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., (continued on page 100) PICK OF THEWEEK Bridgehampton. 631-537-1476. American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furDeCORDOVA GALLERY � GALLERY SAG HARnishings and eclectic objects. Open BOR � 6/14 � 12:30-7 p.m. "Salud! Here's to Your Health," on by appointment. Located at 261 N. Art reception and free display through June 29. Open Main St., Southampton. 631-377- screening of the Albert Maysles Fridays from 3-7 p.m., Saturdays 3355. documentary Grey Gardens. "A and Sundays from 12-6 p.m. and BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTOR- Tribute to Grey Gardens," artwork also by appointment. Located at ICAL SOCIETY GALLERY � "In by Lois Wright. Located at 125 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631Our Own Images: A Celebration of Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725- 477-0620. Local Black Culture," artwork by 7707. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY established painters and teenage � Located at 141 Maple Lane, artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. THE DESIGN STUDIO � "Romantic Chinese BUTLER'S FINE ART � "20th and 21st Century Landscapes," photography by John Deng. Open daily. Painting and Sculpture." Open year-round. Located at 2393 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. THE DRAWING ROOM � "Yard Sales," photograCANIO'S GALLERY � "Water � Land � Water," by phy by Adam Bartos, on display through July 7. Open painters Anne Seelbach and Christine Chew Smith. Monday, Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Located at 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newtown Lane, CELADON GALLERY � "Out of the Earth" memEast Hampton. 631-324-5016. bers' invitational, on display through June 23. Open EAST END ARTS COUNCIL � "The Face," an Saturdays and Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 41 EEAC painting and drawing show. On display through Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. July 11. Located at 133 East Main Street, Riverhead. CHRYSALIS GALLERY � Located at 2 Main 631-727-0900. Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. EZAIR GALLERY � "A Line to Dream," the work of CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY � "Natural Bodies," Wanda Murphy, through June 30. Located at 136 Main work by painter Sally Breen and sculptor Setha Low. Street, Southampton. 212-204-0442. On display through June 23. Located at 136 Main THE FIREPLACE PROJECT � The Annual Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. Hamptons Show. On display through June 16. Located D'AMICO INSTITUTE � The former residence of at 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Victor D'Amico, founding director of the Museum of Friday through Sunday, 12-6 p.m. www.thefireplaceproModern Art. The mid-century beach house contains ject.com. 631-324-4666. early modernist furnishings and found objects. The GALERIE BELAGE � "Breaking the Walls of Bias: property also includes an artist/fisherman cottage, Art by Survivors," on display through July 1. Open archive hut, gardens and outside sculptures. By Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. and Sunday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Located behind Margarita THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE � Nine fluoGrille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-288rescent light works by Dan Flavin and "Knife Cuts" by 5082. Imi Knoebel. Open Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. GALERIE NOUVELLE � Open on Saturday and Located on Corwith Avenue off Main Street, Sunday from 12-6 A TRIBUTE TO GREY GARDENS Paintings by LOIS WRIGHT s y S SHOW EXTENDED! JOE CHIERCHIO PLACES IN TIME Meet The Artist and Book Signing "GREY GARDENS" by David and Albert Maysles FREE SCREENING at THE BAY STREET THEATRE Saturday, June 14th � 10:50am - 12:30 "Little Edie" A short walk up Main St. to BRUNCH BUFFET � 12:30 TO TWILIGHT THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR BEST BEST OF THE at 125 Main Street, Ground Floor 2007 631-725-7707 www.thegallerysagharbor.com BEST BEST OF THE BEST BEST OF THE THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR 125 Main Street, Ground Floor www.thegallerysagharbor.com at 2007 2007 BEST BEST OF THE 2007 1142696 1142727 Special guests of honor: Rebekah and Sara Maysles, Celia Maysles and Henry Corra of Corra Films, Judith Maysles, Laura Coxsum of Maysles Films, Walter Newkirk of "MemoraBEALEia" Caterers: Dark Horse of Riverhead. 631-725-7707 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 99 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 100 www.danshamptons.com Events (continued from page 98) Southampton. 631-287-4377. LONGHOUSE RESERVE � "100 Vessels." $10 for the general public, $8 for seniors, free for LHR members. Located at 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-3568. LTV STUDIOS � Group exhibition on display through June 30. Open Monday-Friday from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 75 Industrial Rd., Wainscott. 631-3290055. MARK BORGHI FINE ART � Open daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Currently located at 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY � Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. Located at 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. PARASKEVAS GALLERY � Showing Michael Paraskevas' extensive work and children's book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM � "Paper Transformed � Origami," through June 22. The gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 25 Job's Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE � An exhibition of early graphic works by Adolph Gottlieb. Through July 26. The museum now offers Cell Phone Audio Tours. Located at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. PRITAM AND EAMES � "Furniture 2008," through June 24. Open Monday � Saturday 10 a.m. � 5 p.m. Sunday 12 � 4 p.m. Closed Wednesdays. Located at 27-29 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-7111. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY � "Outside Art � Assemblages," through June 26. Located at 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY � The Jamesport Manor Inn, located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. "Camera" by Adam Bartos, from his exhibit "Yard Sale" at The Drawing Room, East Hampton RVS FINE ART � Jeff Muhs "Collection 2008." Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-838-4843. SALOMON CONTEMPORARY WAREHOUSE � Recent sculptures by Mike Solomon. On display through July 1. Located at 6 Plank Rd., Unit 3, East Hampton. 917-617-0828. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY � "Ice Cream Social," by Mitchell Schorr and invited guests. Located at 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726-0076. SILAS MARDER GALLERY � Third Annual Big Show exhibition. Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. Wish Rock Shop Studio Art Gallery/Frame NUDES H O W SIRENS' SONG GALLERY � Hand pulled prints and collage by Cynthia Back on display through June 29. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM GALLERY � Rogers Mansion, located at 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. SOUTH STREET GALLERY � "Madeline, an artist's model." Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY � "An East End Tradition: Six Artists." Also on display, "Tales," new work by Jasmina Danowski on display through June 7. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY � "Orbiting Abstractions" by guest curator Christa Maiwald, through June 22. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. AT HOME � "Nomad Sky," the work of Perry Burns on display through July 1. Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-2679777. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY � Photography by Joe Pintauro. Located at 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY � "Water," a photography exhibit. Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 p.m. At 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. UBERHOUSE GALLERY � "Phoenix," a photo presentation by Geir and introducing the line of Uberhouse "4U Pheromones." Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY � "Polaroid � An exhibition of unique photographs" by Steven Klein. Open Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-3243303. WALK TALL GALLERY � "Occupied Tibet...... Enduring Spirit," photography by Ken Silver. On diplay through a June 12 benefit for Tibet, from 5-8 p.m. Open Tuesday to Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-3249776. WALLACE GALLERY � Open Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY � Alexander Russo, selected paintings 1996-2008, and Narbal, recent works, on display through June 17. Open daily from 12-6 p.m. Closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. Featuring Linda Capello, Janet Culbertson, Roz Dimon, Leah Friedman, Victor Friedman, Bob Markell, Marie-Claire Montanari and Peter Waldner. Opening Reception June 14th, 2008 � 4 to 7pm Show runs June 14 thru June 30 17 Grand Ave, Shelter Island Hts, NY 631-749-5200 Email: email@example.com www.wishrockstudio.com 1142717 Marie-claire Montanari 1143476 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 101 www.danshamptons.com pet agree By Jenna Robbins Choosing a Pet? Ask these Questions In my last column, I discussed important issues that play into choosing a pet. This week, we'll discuss breeders, pet shops and other venues and, most importantly, what to ask. Breeders A breeder that is recommended by someone you know and trust is better than one listed on the Internet that you know nothing about. The breeder can be someone in a private home or a six-acre facility. Preferably, the breeder you choose raises only one or two specific breeds and not a canine grab bag. Don't be put off by a breeder who questions you about your intentions and your home life, as well as your dog expertise. It shows care and concern. What to Ask What breeds does this breeder specialize in? How many dogs are on premise? Where are the dogs kept? How many litters do the females have in their lifetime? How long do the puppies nurse for and how old are the puppies when they're taken from their mother? Are the dogs let outside to exercise, play and bathroom? (Yes, you're going to check him out too.)How old are the puppies before they are allowed to go to their new home? If the dogs are pedigree, what is the breeder's standing with the AKC? (Don't ask the breeder, ask the AKC.) If you go to a large facility, find out where the puppies come from because they probably do not breed all of them. What to Look For Look around the premises. Is it clean and ventilated or does it smell foul? Is it too crowded for the amount of dogs? Is there molded dog kibble in the corners of the floor? Are the food and water dishes clean? Are there drip bottles in cages, which might indicate long periods of confinement? Do you see birds, or wildlife? This may mean that the breeder is not only kind to animals but is a "collector" who has too many animals to care for properly? Pet Shops Bigger is not always better. Chain store pets do not necessarily live in better conditions or come from better breeders than privately owned small stores. Just like any other business, the conditions of the shop will depend on the proprietor or management. It's not a good sign if you walk into a pet shop and you can't catch your breath. I agree that is doesn't mean you won't find a fabulous puppy, but I do want you to keep it in mind when you look around at other questionable conditions. What to Ask Do the puppies come from a local or out of state Okay... I know...The pictures on the Internet are too cute for words. I also know that these dogs deserve a loving wonderful home. Been there. Done that. I just want you be aware and know what to expect. What to Ask If you only see an e-mail address, ask for a phone number. Get as much personal information as you can. Name, address, phone, cell phone, veterinarian name, address and phone number and use them to ask questions. If they are out of state, have them send additional photos of the puppy and premises. Ask them how the dog will be delivered to you. If by plane, call the airline and the airport where the dog is coming from and ask what their regulations are. Notice if the seller shows concern and says something like "it's too hot for the puppy to be at the airport in the middle of the afternoon, so we need to do an early flight." Ask if the puppy will be given tranquilizers or motion sickness medication before the flight? Question the age of the puppy before it leaves home. If you're looking for a toy breed, will the breeder tell you that the puppy must be old enough, big enough and strong enough to travel? Asking for pictures of the parents is always something that make me roll my eyes. Someone please tell me how you know that those dogs are the parents. What to Look For How many listings for puppies does this breeder have? How many breeds does this breeder advertise? Do they offer personal information and welcome e-mail inquiries? Can you call to talk to someone? Notice if the photos are professional from dog shows. Sometimes the photos will have a winner's plaque next to the dog, with usable info on it. Ads that say no photo available at this time should make you think twice about the site � the photo might not be of the dog you receive. Requests for too much of your personal info on the Internet would make me uncomfortable too. Questions? thoughts? email firstname.lastname@example.org breeder? How long has a particular puppy been at the shop? How old is the puppy? Do they have "papers" you can review? Are the dogs ever taken out of the cages for bathrooming, grooming, playing, or socializing? Are they vet checked and do they have records? Can you take a puppy into a private room or special play area and spend time together? What is the store's policy in reference to veterinary care? What will they be responsible for prior to and after your puppy purchase? What are the store hours and who is there to care for the puppies when the store is closed? How long has the shop been in business? What to Look For How many puppies are there in the store? How many puppies in each confinement? How many employees? Are the puppies eating, drinking, playing, sleeping, urinating, and defecating in their small cage? Are there any play areas to indicate that the puppies are not always locked in cages? Do you notice anyone cleaning kennels or changing water and food as a routine? Do the puppies have identification tags? When asking about a puppy, notice if the tag is checked and the records or "papers" pulled to match that tag. Don't be so sure that the "papers" belong to the "puppy"! 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The oaks had not fully leafed out and the leaves of both these exotic bulbs scorched in the sun. They will bounce back though. The Clivia is already putting up a new bud, and the Lilly has new shoots emerging. These are two of my favorite exotic bulbs and I keep them overwintered -- they're worth the effort. The Clivia has a lovely light salmon flower head and will probably be up for some dividing in the fall as baby shoots are already coming up at the sides. Collectors covet a soft yellow that became available a few years ago through the White Flower Farm catalogue, but I am content to have just one as a focal point in the garden. In spite of its sunburn the Peruvian lilly is doing well also and new shoots started to emerge last year. But more than likely I will leave these in a clump and not split them. The foliage is graphic, bold and stately enough so that waiting a year or two for them to bloom is not a problem. When the flower finally does begin to bloom it will be a deep rose purple ball, slightly spidery in feel, but very elegant. The only other exotic bulb in my containers is a collection of agapanthus. However I do not over winter these indoors at my house. We do this in one greenhouse, where there is a lot of western sun. Also known as Lilly of the Nile, the agapanthus are in plastic pots for easy movement in and out of the greenhouse and onto the warmest part of the patio as they like it hot. They rebloom reliably every year because they dry out a little bit in the winter and most importantly because they are incredibly root bound. This is not a bulb that you split up because it will take at least five years to do anything, even if you pour a ton of rooting hormone on it. For myself I simply buy them every year and add them to the pots. It is an expensive plant and it may seem like a waste to simply throw them away, but I think that they are worth it. The agapanthus have a wide range of blues and whites. "Storm Cloud" is a large variety that blooms on 3-4' stems with 6" deep blue balls of trumpet shaped flowers. "Midnight" is supposedly a perennial in our climate but all of mine succumbed over the winter. The same deep blue in color, it is more petite then "Storm Cloud" and in general puts up more spikes. I presently have a pot full of Agapanthus alba, a large flowered, pure white, but will stuff in some Agapanthus africanus which is a tall medium blue variety. Some years I also find Peter Pan a 2' small flowered Agapanthus, and I even tried the creamy yellow variegated leaved variety that is occasionalPhoto by April Gonzales ly available but I did not find that it bloomed spectacularly. All of these exotic bulbs have a wonderful fireworks like flower that is just perfect for the fourth of July. A pot full of them alone makes a big statement in the garden or on the patio. They require very little care and once the flowers are gone the strappy foliage is bold and graphic, attractive enough in itself to hold my interest for the rest of the year. What to Do Now: Garden chores wear thin after the summer gets hot and thoughts of the beach or biking are more appealing. Watering is a great way to space out but maybe you will find that you have better things to do with your time once the warm weather hits. So consider adding the pots into your irrigation system. Small lines can be snaked up through the hole in the bottom of the pots, and tiny emitters can rest on the top of the soil amongst the plants. These will do the watering automatically every time the irrigation comes on leaving you free for other pursuits. For more than 20 years, April Gonzales has been involved in garden design, installation and maintenance on the East End, as well as specimen plant scouting and site supervision for landscape architects. Nothing builds trust like knowledge. 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While this sounds like a superficial person's dream, I'm trying to figure out how you can correlate serious surgical procedures with your scheduled attendance at star-studded events and avoid showing up with bruising, swelling and stitches. Don't get me wrong, you'd definitely make a statement arriving at Mr. Comb's East Hampton crib in head to toe white gauze, but to me it doesn't make much sense. Recovery periods vary for each patient and some treatments are more extensive than others, but this is a basic rundown of plastic surgery timeframes. Let's say you went for rhinoplasty the first week in June. According to the Mayo Clinic, "Some temporary swelling, black-and-blue discoloration of your eyelids and numbness can occur for two to three weeks after nasal surgery." So that gets you and your new nose ship shape just in time for the 4th of July. It is also recommended that you avoid strenuous activities like swimming (all right, so the ocean is still pretty cold). You also can't rest glasses (including sunglasses) on your new shnoz for about a month, so you're gonna need a bigger hat. Say you follow up the nose job with a little lipo to look good in your bikini � not gonna help you this summer. Again, the Mayo Clinic offers this information: "Expect some pain, swelling and bruising after the procedure. You may need to wait a few days before returning to work, and a few weeks before resuming Photo by Victoria L. Cooper your normal activities and exercise. About four weeks after the procedure, when most of the swelling has subsided, the area in which fat was removed should look less bulky. Within three to six months, the area should have its new leaner, tighter appearance." Three to six months? See you in September. And as for the bikini � you're gonna want to cover those incision marks because sun exposure makes scars more apparent. All that covering up kind of makes hitting the beach a pain in your newly sculpted butt, (by the way have you ever watched six chukkers from those folding chairs at the VIP tent in Bridgehampton? It's a killer.) What about a new set of boobs? Before they become perfect and perky, expect, "You'll be sore the first few days after breast augmentation surgery, but your doctor can prescribe medication to help relieve your pain. If you don't have a physically demanding job, you may be able to return to work within a few days. Getting back to normal activities may take longer -- about two to three weeks -- as your breasts will be sensitive to physical contact or jarring movements." Shaking your groove-thing at the White Party seems like it'll be out of the question. Guys, this isn't just for women. I know you've been looking to get rid of that weak chin of yours. According to the American Academy of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, getting a strong, pronounced chin is going to prevent you from hitting Della Femina for about a week, resigning you to liquid meals (maybe you won't need that lipo after all). "After approximately six weeks, most swelling will be gone and you can enjoy the results of your procedure. Rigorous activities may be prohibited for the first few weeks after surgery." Cross dating a supermodel off your list of things to do this summer. Look, I know this sounds a bit condescending and it may seem like I am making light of plastic surgery, but I'm not. I understand and believe that if it is going to make a person happy, by all means, have it done. My argument is simply that spending the entire summer recuperating away from the sun, off the beaches and out of the swimming pool, plus having black-andblue eyes and prolonged soreness, seems like an awful way to spend your time in the Hamptons. If you're hell-bent on getting a makeover, start it in October. This way, you'll have plenty of time to recuperate over the boring, cold, dark winter and then you can show off your new killer body at next year's polo tournaments. Questions or thoughts, email email@example.com New Cosmetic Procedures Della Femina Restaurant is pleased to host Alexander J. Covey, MD Board Certified Cosmetic Surgeon Author of "Forget the Knife: A Complete Guide to Cosmetic Rejuvenation Without Surgery" Join us for an evening of events featuring the latest in cosmetic non-surgical treatments for the face and body including the new Fraxel re:pair Laser, Thermage Body Shape, "The Liquid Face Lift," and more. Presentation, Free Gifts, Wine and Hors d'oeuvres are all part of the evening fun! Tuesday, June 24th at Della Femina Restaurant at 99 North Main St in East Hampton at 6pm All attendees receive an exclusive discount toward any treatment 1142658 Call Della Femina today at (631) 329-6666 to RSVP (seating is limited) DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 104 www.danshamptons.com Health, Beauty & Fitness 10 Minute Golf By Darren DeMaille Top Tips from the Ladies, Illustrated I recently came across the book, 100 Classic Golf Tips, edited by Christopher Obetz. The book is a compilation of golf tips from leading ladies and touring pros. Obetz has written other books, such as Classic Golf Instruction, as well as a men's version of 100 Classic Golf Tips. Anthony Ravielli, who is most famous for his work in Ben Hogan's book, Five Lessons: The Modern Fundamentals of Golf, provided the illustrations. Hogan's work is considered one of the most influential golf instruction books. It's read religiously by some of the world's greatest golfers. Raveielli's drawings msterfullly illustrate the ideas that Hogan explained � he accomplishes the same feat in 100 Classic Golf Tips. The book filled with wonderful information from some of the most knowledgeable women ever to play the game. It includes lessons from today's stars, such as Annika Sorenstam and Lorena Ochoa, as well as Hall of Fame stars Patty Berg and Nancy Lopez. Organized by the different aspects of the game, the book starts with discussion of the grip and covers everything to sand play. It also includes the mental side of the game and course strategy. Although there are some great lessons to be learned from this book, one should be careful. Many average golfers may take the tips too literally and over-do them. The average hack might even try a tip that's not appropriate to his or her game. One student I have insists on immediately trying out every new idea that he finds or reads on the range. This is great job security as a Teaching Professional, because he's never going to get better with that attitude. I love his passion and enthusiasm for the game, but jumping from tip to tip will never get you anywhere. The average person reading 100 Classic Golf Tips should look for tips that apply to him or her, and not attempt to try each one. My two favorite tips in the book are by Suzy Whaley and Kathy Whitworth. Whaley provides a tip on a 50yard pitch shot. She explains, "Golfers should hit down and through," for iron shots. In my experience, most golfers swing up instead of hitting down. Whaley states, "Golfers should swing through to their finish while releasing the club at impact." Whitworth's advice is, "Hold it steady," which she insists will help the average Joe hit the ball crisply. If you can keep your head still through impact, you will hit the ball solidly. However, Heather DalyDonofrio's tip on "the big flop" should be ignored by most people. The idea of opening the face and angling your body back to hit a high soft landing shot should not be attempted, left only to players like Phil Mickelson. It's a low percentage shot with high risk. 100 Classic Golf Tips is a great tribute to Reveielli's work and to women's golf. The average club player needs to filter through each tip, and understand that not every one is appropriate for his or her game. If you have any questions please send them to firstname.lastname@example.org. Opinion? off your chest? Want to Need to get something Have an thank someone, but don't know exactly who? Newton was lucky, he understood gravity before it was too late. e-mail Dan at email@example.com DR. NANCY COSENZA DENTISTRY FOR CHILDREN TEENS & HANDICAPPED East End Tick & Mosquito Control Bo t an i ca l S o l u t LIFTGYM 354 Montauk Hwy. 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With the power to diffuse difficult situations and heat a cold room, breathing exercises create an internal shift. The word for breathwork in Sanskrit is pranayama, which literally means control of energy flow. Pranayama techniques have been employed in conjunction with meditation and yoga practices for thousands of years, but they are also often performed independently. There's a wide spectrum of pranayama practices and each has its own distinct benefits. Learning just a few can give you a feeling of empowerment in the course of your life. The first step in assimilating pranayama is to understand the natural breath. Watch a baby as it sleeps and you will notice that the belly rises and fills on the inhale and empties and hollows on the exhale. That's because they are engaging in a deep, full, diaphragmatic breath. By realizing the way our bodies naturally function, we can retrain ourselves to optimize the benefits of breathing. Breath flows differently at different times of day. When you first wake up in the morning, there is naturally more emphasis on inhaling. Towards the end of the day, exhaling becomes the more powerful force. When practicing pranayama, you should take these factors into account, always keeping mind that the goal is to find balance. Any pranayama practice is just that: a practice. The first time you try it, it may feel strange or uncomfortable, but once you get used to it, it can have some transformative effects. The important thing is to stick with it, and to increase slowly as you feel ready. When setting yourself up for a pranayama practice, first create a comfortable seat. After all, the goal is to eventually be able to sit for a while with your breathing exercises. Sit up on a blanket or two, and cross your legs in front of you. By elevating your sit bones, your knees will relax towards the floor without aggravating your hip flexors. If you're more comfortable kneeling, then that's fine too. Ujjayi is a basic breathing practice that serves as a foundation for other breathing exercises. Ujjayi means "victoriously uprising." By practicing even a few rounds of ujjayi when you wake up in the morning, you can instill a sense of calm and focus that will carry you through your day. Ujjayi is done by partially closing off the glottis, which is located at the top of the throat. Then, you breathe in through your nose, but you want to feel the breath moving through your throat. The sound that results is reminiscent of ocean waves, or of Darth Vader before he confesses to Luke that he is his Father. As you take in breath through the nose, fill the bottom of the belly first, and then feel the breath slowly fill your middle and then upper lungs as well. Remember to fill the back lungs as well as the front, and the left sides as well as the right. Try to keep the breathing steady on the inhale and exhale. This may mean restraining at the beginning of the inhale and exhale, as the natural tendency is to breathe more intensely at these times. Just like the ocean tides, we want the breath to flow in and out evenly. Once you feel comfortable with ujjayi breathing, a good next step is to try viloma, which means "against the grain" in Sanskrit. This refers to a mindful interruption in the breath. To begin, practice a few rounds of ujjayi breathing first. Then, once you've established a flow, notice the parts of the breath: upper, middle, and lower. On the next inhale, breath into the lower part of the breath only. Then pause, holding the breath gently and without strain. After a count of two, breath into the mid ribs. Pause for a count of four. Then continue to breathe into the upper chest and pause for a count of two. Exhale completely. Each of these pauses can be deeply quieting, and as a result, viloma has a potent ability to calm the mind. These techniques can be employed anywhere, any time, when you need to quiet your mind and reduce stress. On trains or in offices, at the beach or in traffic, it's an empowering thing to know that this shift occurs on the inside. Questions or thoughts, visit www.yogamatized.com 1044679 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 106 www.danshamptons.com Health, Beauty & Fitness Raving Beauty By Janet Flora Lip Service Some women can do it in the dark, some can do it with the aid of any reflective surface, and still others need a magnifying glass. But whichever category you're in when applying lipstick, you might want to follow the advice of Kathy O'Donnell, a freelance New York City makeup artist who works regularly on Saturday Night Live. "The most common mistake women make," says O'Donnell, "is not moisturizing or conditioning their lips regularly and before applying lipstick." One of O'Donnell's favorite products for moisturizing lips is Olay's Lip Regenerist, which is available in most chain drugstores. O'Donnell suggests applying the product at night, and again when moisturizing during the day, and always before applying lipstick. "This," she says, "will keep any lipstick or lip liners from drying out your lips. Be careful, however, of products like Carmex that contain camphor, which is really made for healing cold sores, and can dry lips. And products that are too gelatinous used under lipstick can cause the lipstick to coagulate or just slide right off. Look for lip conditioners that have a creamy base. Estee Lauder makes a lip conditioner, which contains shea butter and has a SPF of 15, and it's packaged in a traditional lipstick tube for easy use. O'Donnell believes lip liner is a must for those with thin or less voluptuous lips. For a natural lip O'Donnell likes lip pencils that resemble the actual pigment of most people's lips. Photo by S. Galardi Three women. Three lipstick techniques. Two of her favorites are 2C and 3C by Makeup Forever. She says, "Never draw over your natural lip line, this will look artificial, and instead accentuate what you have." To obtain "a no makeup look," O'Donnell uses these pencils as a liner then fills in the entire lip with the pencil as if it were a lipstick. "But," she says, "Don't try this without a lip conditioner under it or you'll get an uneven result." Even if you like a creamy or glossy lip, applying the lip liner all over the lips will give any lipstick or gloss staying power. If you have just eaten and don't have the opportunity to apply lip conditioner, you migh want to put your lipstick or gloss on first and then line your lips after � this will make the application of the pencil easier. For those endowed with full lips lip liner is not a necessity unless you want to use it for longer lasting color. But O'Donnell cautions: "Even those with the lushest lips should avoid products that are too gooey or sparkly or you could start to look like a caricature." When it comes to color, O'Donnell believes it's a personal choice depending on your skin tone. Certainly darker shades can be aging and seem harsh on the 40-plus woman, but something too pale can make anyone look washed out. And as far as the classic red lipstick � go for it � if it's appropriate for the occasion, but just make sure the application is flawless. While it's easy to apply lipstick directly from the tube, when it comes to reds you might want to use a pointy, slightly stiff lip brush for precision. "The makeup company Tart makes great chap sticks with color and a SPF of 15, these are great for an hint of color during sports and the beach," says O'Donnell. Smashbox makes a tinted lipstick treatment with the same SPF. The great thing about these products is that they don't require any priming of the lips, nor do you need a steady hand, in fact you may be able to apply them in the dark. Janet Flora writes lifestyle and beauty features, and is a former contributor to Make-up Artist and Health magazines. A creative writing teacher and fiction writer, she spends her time in New York and Sag Harbor. The widest array of and available. Demonstrated on National Television Director One of the Top Ten Laser Surgeons in the U.S. �Self Magazine One of the Best Doctors in America �Best Doctors, Inc. Top Doctors: New York Metro Area �Castle Connelly Internationally Recognized Laser Educator and Researcher TM � TM TM TM 115 East 57th Street, Suite 710, NEW YORK, NY 4800 N. 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Could we cut some fat and restructure? At what cost to the comfort level of what people have become accustomed to � a nearly 0% crime rate. Can we eliminate the building inspector and have an agency oversee the smaller amount of construction going? Most likely, but we need to do an accurate cost analysis. Did we need a building inspector in the past? Absolutely we were a town with over fifty building permits out, with three lunch trucks constantly rotating. If we didn't have an inspector, this village would look like Disneyland. Is the current Mayors salary excessive? I don't think so, not for his proven track record. You pay peanuts, you get monkeys. I can honestly say as a resident of forty-five years at my address, I don't think a percentage of residents have a clue what took place down this beach. And if you don't think it could happen again, your are na��ve. If you said that three hundred homes would wash away and roads would be washed out in the 1960s and 1970s when we were complaining how far it was to walk down to the water, we would have called you crazy. There is a documentary film based on our tiny village by a talented man Yale Nelson. I think it should be a prerequisite to voting to watch this film. If after you don't have some respect for Gary and many other e-mail Dan at firstname.lastname@example.org Police Constabulary Assoc., Inc. Westhampton Beach whdpca.org Via e-mail I believed a press release and I apologize. It is addressed in this issue. � DR 301 APOLOGIES Dear Dan, I wanted you to know that because of your article we had an incident during the weekend. A simple violation has been turned into a complex incident and your paper was to blame. Throughout the weekend we had to explain that our summonses carry consequences if not answered and our authority is in tact. Our safety has most certainly been compromised. I sincerely hope when you publish a retraction you place it on the cover. Again, I respectfully request that you remove the article from the Internet or add the retraction to it immediately. Sincerely, Brian Hennig - President West Hampton Dunes Police Constabulary Association, Inc. Via e-mail We published the retraction in the subsequent issue. � DR DID YOU KNOW LITTLE JO? Dear Dan, Re: Candance Liegh 1942 -1993; p.12 Dan's Papers 10/1/93, by SK. Remember! Of course Candance Liegh was not her real name. Neither was Josita Lipinsky. Her real father was Frank Capp who died from Strep throat in 1939. She never knew him. I am Ernie Giordani, a first cousin of Candy (we called Little Jo when she lived with us in Brooklyn and then in Binghamton, NY). My story "They Called Her Little Jo Then" is in my collection of short fiction, Pocket Full of Tales. I can print out the ten-page story and forward it to your office if you are interested. Or you can go to giordanipockettales.com to obtain a copy of the text. 607724-0060. Ernest Giordani Binghamton, NY Via e-mail She worked as an art curator here for 3 years. I do miss her. Thanks. � DR residents and what they accomplished, you should watch it again. I believe in both my personal and professional life that competition makes us all step up our game to another level. Our current administration will probably have to re-evaluate things; I am not saying that in the past things were done wrong, only that our village has changed so rapidly it may require restructuring to adapt to our growth spurt. I commend the new party for stepping up to be heard and they may have some good ideas, but honestly I haven't heard their platform only their vicious attacks against the current administration and even their families too. As a third generation resident to my Dune Road address I think it's hard to fathom to most people what this area has persevered. You talk about getting blind-sided by a wave, I hope not again. I would personally like to see our current Mayor re-elected and maybe some of the wave issues addressed. Chris Barnes Via e-mail This place has completely resurrected itself. � DR 300 APOLOGIES Dear Dan, I was shocked to see there was no mention of the fact that the article "West Hampton Dunes Trouble in Paradise" in the previous addition of your publication was inaccurate. Any person can print a rumor but it takes someone with guts to admit they were wrong. Years ago you printed a story with incorrect facts. I sent you a letter, which you quickly published with an apology. The article remains on the Internet and continues to cause us harm. Are you going to address this? If not we are prepared to purchase a full-page in your publication as well as others. This way the facts can be brought to the attention of the public. We have already direct mailed to 300 homeowners copies of your article and a letter from us explaining the actual facts. Sincerely, Brian Hennig - President West Hampton Dunes Police Blotter Forged Garbage A man attempted to dump garbage at the East Hampton Dump with a forged garbage sticker. The man presented the sticker to the dump manager who smelled something fishy. When he recognized his permit was fake, police were called. Police arrived at the scene and charged the trashy criminal. They left the scene, deciding it wasn't worth rummaging through the garbage looking for clues. * * * Ritalin A man in Southampton was arrested after he was found to be in possession of Ritalin, a prescription drug used to treat ADHD in children. The grown man did not have a prescription for the drug. He tried to get out of it by claiming he needed the drug, but police did not budge on the issue. When they found out he also had a small quantity of marijuana on his person, the man tried to get out of that by claiming it was for anxiety. * * * Walking In Traffic A man, trying to follow the rules by not driving, was seen walking in the middle of the street completely drunk. Police went over to the man and gave him a ride home. * * * Punch In The Face A young man punched another young man in the face in Southampton. The young man that was punched in the face refused medical attention because he is just that tough. * * * Serving Underage A slew of bartenders were arrested after police officers hired two 19-year olds to present bartenders with their authentic IDs after ordering a drink. When a bartender served a drink without asking for identification, the bartender was charged with unlawfully dealing with a child. The charges are now on the bartender's permanent record. Police in Southampton are warning all restaurant owners and bartenders that the undercover operation will continue throughout the summer time. * * * Westhampton Driver A driver in Westhampton was arrested for DWI after she was spotted swerving to the other side of the road. When police pulled her over, she smelled of alcohol and was making passes at the officer. The officer didn't agree to a date, but did agree to send her to a nice jail cell. * * * Charity Spot A Southampton clothes donation location, meant to benefit people in need, has become a dumping ground for criminals not complying with the law. Things such as broken chairs have been "donated" to people in need. Police are looking into the situation. * * * Pulled A Fire Alarm A 17-year-old in Sag Harbor was arrested after he pulled a fire alarm as a joke. 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Please call for additional i information, applications and to schedule interview. 631-283-7123 Retail BOUTIQUE MANAGER Southampton, upscale established luxury retailer seeks experienced a p rofessional manager. Year round or seasonal. e-mail resume & references to JenniferMillerRD@aol.com General ALASKAN ADVENTURE Wanted Mature Companion to share in my Alaskan enterprise. Room & board. Medical benefits provided. Guaranteed winter vacation. A good driving record necessary. Send resume to: Dockside Fish, PO Box 2635, Homer, AK 99603 ANTI AGING PROJECT Male and Female baby boomer models needed. Look 10 years younger in 10 minutes. Complimentary demo 631-236-9841 ASSISTANT FOR Hampton Bays resident. Local person a+. Transportation and drivers license required. $10/ hour. 631-806-9164 Assistant Manager wanted for high paced car wash. Full time year round, great pay + commission. Mechanically inclined and bi-lingual a plus. Immediate hire available. Please call Bob at 631-728-5036 Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday Tag/Yard/Estate Sales Floral Designer needed: Weddings & Events onlyNo Retail. Hamptons area. Cell# (516)413-4828 www.klenahandesigns.com Models Wanted Art / Photography 631-329-5550 Leave name and number To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 131 www.danshamptons.com EMPLOYMENT / DAN'S CLASSIFIED Retail Experienced sales help wanted. Full/ part-time for upscale women's consignment shops: Southampton , n East Hampton, Sag Harbor. Collette 631-745-0089 Sales Situation Wanted Companion Available: well spoken experienced woman seeks job to work as companion or with elderly. Call Gloria (718)922-0127 Companion for elderly or sick will provide care. Honest, reliable, nurturing. Please call 631-225-2641. Announcements Merchandise for Sale ANTIQUE DINING ROOM Round table, Empire Reproduction, Mahogany, Pedestal, Pencil Inlay, 3 Leaves, 6 Chairs, $10,500. Merchandise for Sale GARDEN CENTER / NURSERY SALES East Hampton Gardens is Seeking Motivated, Dependable Person to Join O ur Staff. Job Will Include Sales, Merchandising and Outdoor Work. Ideal Candidate Should Have Working Knowledge k of Annuals, Perennials and Gardens Center Sales. Call Carol (631)324-1133 or info@ easthamptongardens.com SEASONAL Companion to the Elderly. SALES ASSOCIATES Mature German woman w/car SEEKS position. ABS- A leader in contemporary/ designer women's clothing is looking for Seasonal Sales Associates for our upscale women's retail boutique located in Westhampton Beach, NY Experienced Striper fanatics to fish with me on my boat off Montauk; Nights/ moons only: Need help with gas/ bait expense. Call 631-466-7223 Housekeeper. Polish woman, hard working, experienced, excellent references, legal. Looking for position as a housekeeper/ baby-sitter. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Own car. Call Monika (646)696-8895 Mature Irish woman available for shopping driving and laundry. Flexible days and hours. 347-229-6262. Seeking position as a PRIVATE CHAUFFEUR. 5+ years experience, NY licenses. 347-210-2464. Ask for Paul. Personal care, home exp, dr visits, shopping, etc. 1st Class References from East End. Call 718-361-3333 SAMPLE SALE Featuring Luxury Italian Bed Linens & Fabrics by Manhattan Designer Nancy Koltes Percale Prints � Jacquards & Sateens � Sheets � Duvets Shams � Dustskirts � Quilts Throws � Decorative Pillows Fri, July 11th: 12pm- 7pm Sat, July 12th: 9am-3pm 74100 West Front Street (Route 25) Greenport, New York 631-477-0820 BEHIND WM. J MILLS & COMPANY JUST WEST OF 7-ELEVEN ETHAN ALLEN Love Seat, Leaf Pattern, Nail Head Arms. $800 & Fabric Swivel Rocker, k $300. Embossed Leather Recliner $225. (631)721-6412 MULTI PIECE CHINA SET Mostly Serving Pieces Canonsburg Pottery Keystone Floral 22K Gold Borders $150 Make Offer Located in Southampton Call 516-353-3338 PIANOS FOR SALE � Steinway B Grand 6'10" � Steinway L Grand 5'10" �Yamaha Professional Upright a � Ya maha Grand 6'5" Must Sell � Summer Rentals Piano Barn Mike (631)324-8655 White country kitchen table with drawers. 60" x 36" and 4 matching chairs. Perfect condition. Fully assembled. $350. 215-247-7757. CATALINA ABOVE GROUND SPA $1,500 15' JUMP KING TRAMPOLINE $300 (917)903-8273 HAND- MADE Italian walnut credenza; 1 year old. 91" x 44" x 21" Like new, $5,500. ($7380 when new) 631-329-5550 LIKE NEW GE Washer & electric dryer. $475/ both. 631-899-3175 Marilyn Merlot wines, complete set -1985 to present. Many other cases and collectible bottles. Elvis, celebrities, etc. See ebay. (631)878-6789 Individuals must be energetic, self-motivated Retail Sales Help. Shoe-Inn East seeks year round full time energetic sales help. Weekends and flexibility a must. Please call Betty or Angela 631-329-4500. and sales driven. Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819. This is a Seasonal "Summer" job only Theory currently has opportunities for Store Management and Keyholders in our East H ampton store as well as Assistant Management for our Southampton store. Job requirements: 1-5 years professional retail s experience, excellent organization skills, exceptional people skills, outst anding customer t service skills, excellent compensation and benefits package. Please send resumes to JenniferF@theory.com ...store is open e MAY - September 20th Cash, Mastercard, Visa and Amex Accepted. Retail Fax resume to 631-288-3207 or email email@example.com ref code: Westhampton Antiques/Collectibles FURNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Reglued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any kind Veneer Repairs F ree pick ups Established 1977 Wicker Repairs Teak Oiling JON 631-874-0515 718-224-4250 MONTAUK THRU MANHATTAN Situation Wanted College student seeks full time employment as Nanny. References, experience. 631-445-5662 Retail Luxury womens and menswear company is seeking energetic and motivated candidates with a strong sense of style and excellent customer service s for the following positions in its new Watermill store: -As sistant Manager s -Seasonal Sales Associate FT/PT Please email resumes to: firstname.lastname@example.org Tag/Yard/Estate Sales Sag Harbor: Moving Sale. Saturday June 14th, 9am-5pm. Furniture, artwork , electronics clothes and designer handbags. 36 Shady Cove Ln. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 132 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S CLASSIFIED Tag/Yard/Estate Sales SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 136 First Neck Lane, off Hill St FRIDAY, JUNE 13th from 10- 7 Designer clothes (mens children womens) Household items, rugs Brick-a-brack Chesterfield Couch, antiques Contractor items Refrigerator Pets Adopt 2 gorgeous cats: Owner heartbroken. declawed, neutered. Love adult company. North Fork area. Contact email@example.com Dog Training with Love. Obediance Plus. Dogs 3 months to 5 years.Owner's home. Dennis McCabe. Dog's response Guaranteed 631-474-0333 Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. c-dogsunlimited.com. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006 Carpentry Classes/Instruction NYU PROFESSOR MATH TUTORING Hamptons / NYC One-on-One in Your Home a) GRADES 5 - 8, 9-12 , SSAT b) SAT1 AND SAT2 ) ( I AND II) c)GRE, GMAT, CALL ARNOLD 917.859.5997 OR firstname.lastname@example.org PREK-8, TUTOR AVAILABLE REMEDIATION/ ENRICHMENT- JULY & AUGUST- Rockville Centre Teacher spends summers in Sag Harbor- Kristen (516)724-0747 Red Cross Certified: Water Safety Instructor, Lifeguard, CPR, AED. Mature adult female. Experienced with references. Mobile 516-443-3435. SUMMER TUTOR K- 6 elementary & reading specialist certified. UPenn doctoral student. Over 6 years experience. All subjects taught. Call Kate 610-564-0736 Summer Tutor: Pre K- 3rd, all subjects. Certified teacher/ literacy specialist. Personalized approach to learning. Call Wendy 551-486-2449 Tennis Pro. College player available Friday to Monday. $50 per hour. 917-363-5291. TUTORING In Your POWELL HOME IMPROVEMENTS NO JOB TOO BIG NO JOB TOO SMALL powellhomeimprovements.com (631)291-6612 Catering / Chef Services Automotive ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP Automotive FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com Ford Thunderbird 1964 Classic! White with Black Landau roof. 83,000 miles. Needs some work. Some body o rust. $3,000. 631-283-9038 KOBE BEEF Hand cut steaks for next day delivery. Japanese or American. Call Allen 646-772-3155 Child Care Babysitter, swim instructor, lifeguard: CPR and AED (All Red Cross Certified). Mature adult female. Experienced with references. Mobile 516-443-3435. 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Publisher reserves the right not publish certain ads. Dan s Papers follows all New York State Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity Employment laws. BMW M3 Convertible 2003 MINT CONDITION Red with black interior. 15k miles SMG, PDC. Loaded! Always garaged $35,000 (516)660-9549 NANNY/ SITTER Needed for alternate weekend visitation schedule. Light housekeeping. n Live In/ Live Out for 11 month old boy. Bridgehampton area. Car, references & English speaking a must. Contact Michael 917-496-0860. BUICK SKYLARK, 1972 2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic forest green v8 350, automatic, new transmission 151k/ AM-FM Drive home: $16,000 neg. Mercedes 450SL Sedan. 1977. Anthracite gray. Running condition. 631-324-6365. MERCEDES BENZ 350SL 1972 ROADSTER Excellent condition!!! 2 tops, blue & blue. $15,000 0 (516)318-1993 Hamptons Home Classes/Instruction F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 AN IVY LEAGUE EDUCATED TUTOR Experienced Hamptons teacher available for summer tutori ng i Certified K-6 631-833-0980 CERTIFIED TEACHER Master's Degree. Part of Columbia University's leadership in literacy team. Pri vate Tutoring i Available. $95/ hour. 917-449-5398 EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505 FRENCH TUTOR: Certified teacher with 8 yrs exp. Private daily/ hourly or immersion programs, all ages. Stephanie (631)276-4100, firstname.lastname@example.org ITALIAN CLASSES by Native Italian. Adults, children, all levels. NYC, Hamptons. 7 days. 646-505-8875, email@example.com & New York City One-on-One Remediation/Enrichment All Subjects -All Grades Special Needs The Study Shack 212-628-9129 www.thestudyshack.com Josh: 212-877-1256 CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV's Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J'S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS. 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Art Farrell (917)488-3668 ArtFarrell@optonline.net Triumph TR6, 1973, Engine & body in excellent condition, many new extra's, ready for 68 Factory Five Cobra $29,500 summer. $12,500 OBO. 90 Lotus Turb Esprit SE $26,500 (917)282-5222 90 Porsche 911 C4 Cab. $24,950 97 Porsche Boxster $16,500 94 Mercedes SL500 $13,950 We Buy Cars 88 Mercedes 560SL $12,950 99 Range Rover HSE $9,950 516-504-SOLD (7653) 93 Jaguar XJS $6,950 98 BMW 740iL $7,950 www.greatneckcarbuyers.com 87 Porsche 944 $7,950 We buy cars and checkout our website for additional inventory and information! Beauty WARNING! Don't call any cosmetic surgeon until you call CHRYS 2004 Sebring Converti- this FREE Consumer ble LXi, 25,700 original miles, Awareness Message. all pwr, leather. Mint Cond. Ask- TOLL-FREE 1-888-779-0133, ing $11,500 631-678-1002 24 Hours/ 7 Days. TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 133 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S CLASSIFIED Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & P rofessional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability (631) 725-2128 www.AVSHamptons.com Cleaning Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. www.123scleaning.com. Bonded & Insured. SEASONAL HOUSECLEANING Weekly, Bi-Weekly. Openings, Closings. Dependable. With Refs. e For F ree Estimate Call 631-456-1145 or 516-578-7263 Garages 2-car garage with seperate electric meter. Storage use only. Ideal for auto (631)878-6789 Horses HORSES OF COURSEGive your trusted steed the retirement or medical lay over they deserve (short term/ long term). Located in the boutiful Finger Lakes, 28 miles north of Cornell University's large animal hospital. Pick up and delivery available 12x 12 matted stalls, daily turn out, pastures. $450 /month. www.phoenixranch.com 607-869-5437. /607-592-3132 Marine Painting/Papering DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship 30 yrs exp. Lic'd & Ins'd. J e r ry Desmond 631-678-2796 n firstname.lastname@example.org Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063 631-921-4788 Handyman For Weekends!!! Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday email@example.com Call Mete Cell 631-664-5560 Mister Handyman Inc. Handyman Time! All Jobs Big & Small Painting, Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping, Welding & Carting Fast & Reliable Service. Licensed/ Insured. 631-594-1453 m rhandymanlongisland.com HACKER-CRAFT 1987 30' One of the Most Significant and Popular MahoganyWooden Runabouts Models Made. Always Freshwater e Boathouse Kept. Complete with Full Mooring Cover, New Alpine AM/ FM Radio/ CD Player. Beautifully running 454 Chevy Engine. $86K. ALSO All Original 1929 22' Chris Craft Cadet For Sale t $78K. For More Information Contact Henry Smith 516-379-5819 or Cell 518-796-5726 "ISLAND TYME": Excellent condition 19 ft '96 Sunbird Bow-rider, Johnson 115 O/B, Stored Indoors, Canvas, New FM/CD & speakers, depth-finder/ fish-finder, $7,000 646-496-2300. Porta- Bote 12' folding boat. 5 hp + electric motor. Many extras. Hardly used. $2500. 845-634-2574. 914-319-9142 Mature, old school craftsman seeks paint and paper projects. David @631-377-1195, firstname.lastname@example.org PERFECTION PAINTING/ POWERWASHING Guaranteed Lowest Price! 30 Years Experie nce e Excellent References Interior/ Exterior Quality Craftsmanship Lic/ Insured #43801-H 516-906-4557 631-974-2762 7 Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902. All American Home Cleaning: Over 17yrs experience. Weekly/ daily or monthly cleaning available. English speaking. Cindy 631-379-8790 An experienced woman will clean your house. Reliable, good references. 631-745-3251 An Impeccable Local Cleaning service: Trained- InsuredBonded. Call the best: C's Home & Office Management, Inc www.cshomemanagement.com 631-725-2408 Basement, Attics, Garages: Complete Cleanouts. Interior/ Exterior Demolition. Professional Cleaning Services. 631-298-5362 516-658-5302 Cleaning & Restoration Services Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446 Cleaning Person. Experienced. Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. b Valentina 631-255-4575, 631-591-2178. Hardworking Polish woman cleans your house for reasonable price. 631-523-1492 Housecleaning. Professional, experienced, excellent references. Year round, seasonal, construction. Fluent English, legal. 631-871-5180 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910 631-727-0862 Landscape/Garden GRAMADO LANDSCAPING Computers Computer Services of East Hampton: Home/ Office Networks, Web Design, Repair, New Systems purchased and Installed. Onsite Services, PC & Macintosh. http://www.computerserviceseh.com 631-771-3121 Learn how to work your computer."Crystal Clear Computer Concepts" 631-974-5807. Gardening, planting Hedge trimming Maintenance & cleanups Lawn mowing, over-seeding s Patios & driveways House watching ...and more! 631 - 276 -1335 Summer's Coming! Time for Thatching Seeding, Crab grass control, Privet Maintenance, Pruning, Planting, Sod, 631-664-5560 Party Services Be A Guest At Your Own Party! Experienced and professional. Preps/ Servers/ Bartenders. References. 631-790-2173 KB Services Waitstaff & Bartenders We take care of your needs. 631-879-5353 * 516-356-5552 7 email@example.com Top Shelf Bartenders Special Occasions & On Premise. Private Parties, Wait Staff Available. We can meet ALL your Party Needs! Serving Manhattan to Montauk. 631-893-0541 917-364-2159 firstname.lastname@example.org Environmental Live Total Wellness Go Green Today! Call Tami 715-241-8486 ILiveTotalWellness.com Health/Healthcare BETA FOR BETTER HOME CARE TLC WITH A SMILE! Nurse's, Aides, Companions, House Cleaning ALL YOUR NEEDS! 24/7 (631)289-0140 MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC. Equipment For Sale F 350 DUMP TRUCK 2005 * 4x4 diesal with 2 tool boxes and plow (never used) * 9,250 miles. JOHN DEERE 270 SKID STEER 2005 * 575 hours * Tires and removable tracks * 1- 78" bucket * 1- 4 in 1 bucket * 1 set of forks * BH8 backhoe attachment with 24" bucket. * 16'- 6 ton trailer with tool box. Full package $75,000. M achine & trailer only $38,000. 516-768-0760 Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Massage Therapy Circulation Massage Therapy Maternity, Deep Tissue, Swedish, Reiki. Also Kundalini & Reiki classes available. Reasonable. Call Kim 631-255-7741 NYS Licensed Massge Therapist with over 10 years experience. References available. Mobile 516-443-3435. Home Improvements FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063 631-921-4788 All Construction Repair Co. Masonry/ Tile, Carpentry. Small jobs okay. Garage and bilco doors installed and repaired 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565. GINTER Home Improvement Windows, Doors, Kitchens, Baths, Closets, Basements, Decking, Roofing, Siding, e Tiles. European Craftsmanship. Reasonable rates. Call Ginter 631-664-8022 MPenney Cabinetry & Design Kitchen �Bath �Home Theatre Commercial 772-812-8339 email@example.com Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, architectual, antiques, recarpentry, decks, siding, repainting. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200 Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff. Party Svce./Music Popular L.I./ N.Y.C. Piano Entertainer, will make your next party/ event memorable, over 1,200 songs! 718-483-6725 Romantic Spanish Guitar 27 Years of Design, Construction and Mai ntenance i (631) 725-1249 Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565. Maurice Sedacca Jazz Ensembles, Big Band (718)755-6601 www.mauricesedacca.com firstname.lastname@example.org Marine 2005 Yamaha FX HO thrill seat waverunner, 150HP, with trailer, low hours, lots of extra's, $6,500. Phone: 917-304-4510 E-mail email@example.com Middle Eastern Music, Belly Dancers Available Child Care Financial Services Business Loans and Commercial Mortgages arranged.. $50,000 and Up. Loans Available For Any Worthwhile Purpose. 631-481-9119. BOAT CLEANING for all size boats. Hulls, cabins, galleys, state rooms and more! For details contact Ian at 201-927-3876 or Eastendboatworks@gmail.com Fitness Tennis Pro. College player available Friday to Monday. $50 per hour. 917-363-5291. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 134 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S CLASSIFIED / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Photography/Video Wedding, Events, Family and Architectural Photography. Fresh Look, European Quality 631-942-1427 www.TheHamptons Photography.com m Commercial SAG HARBOR Main Street, 2nd floor Office or Personal Service space available Excellent condition Call (631)678-2460 SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill Street. Bright, renovated offices. 600- 4,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, On site parking. Private bathrooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 SOUTHAMPTON Renovated office for rent at 71 Hill Street. Please call 631-283-6500, extension 718. WATER MILL Prime Commercial Retail Space Available for Immediate Occupency Citarella Plaza l 1,200 - 2,400 square feet, For info call 631-698-2700 Rent / Option to Buy Riverhead RENT TO OWN $10,000 Moves you in! Move in Today but have 12 months to close 3 bedroom, 1 bath, EIK, a Oversized double garage 347-526-7477 Se habla espanol! Summer Rentals Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR's, For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ www.paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106 Summer Rentals Bridgehampton. South of the Highway. Has it all! Beauty, Privacy, accessibility, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, den, heated pool, central air, July 1 - LD. $27,500. 631-537-1248. Summer Rentals East Hampton - Private Bay Beach Community This immaculate and beautifully decorated home has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room/dinning room w/cathedral ceiling, central air w/ceiling fans and wireless internet connection. Secluded garden and pool area w/enclosed shower/dressing room. Heated pool w/ baby lock fence. Five minutes to 3 restaurants on bay. 4 bicycles included, No Pets /No Smoking. August through Labor Day $14,000.00 Tel. 631 907 8840 Sewing Carmen's Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093 Aquebogue-North Fork Bridgehampton: Charming 2 bedroom apartment in unique Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or country setting. Spacious living weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 room and full bath. Close to all. Utilities included. AC & cable. www.liny-cottages.com $5,000 per month. Multi-month discount. Annual rental rates BRIDGEHAMPTON available. 631-537-2293 Classic Hamptons Beach house 4 BR, 3 bath with heated pool, grill & 2 plasma TV's. Beautifully furnished Close to Village & Ocean July - LD $27k July $16K, Aug $17k 603-275-1417 5 917-579-9194 Center Moriches SPECTACULAR 4-acre WATERFRONT PARADISE HUGE 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths 5 Inground heated pool Every high-end amenity! Deep creek dock on property July 18K, August 22K K July - LD 37K (No Pets - No Shares) BRIDGEHAMPTON Ultimate Privacy Heated Pool/ Hot Tub, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, new appliances. Now - LD $35K 5 Flexible Blake (516) 398-7622 Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Privacy. Amazing location! www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000 Bridgehampton South Of Highway MAGNIFICENT POND FRONT HOME 3 Bedrooms + Guest Suite 60 foot Pool Beautiful Gardens Use of boat for rowing and fishing No pets JULY $30,000 AND ALSO last week of June possible! i Call owner 212-595-3400 EAST HAMPTON Adorable cottage at Maidstone Park. 2 bedrooms+, extra large deck with barbeque, kitchen, dining room, living room, sleeps 6. Walk to the beach, the market, restaurants. Weekly rates available June $4,900 July $6,500 631-236-7589 East Hampton Charming house on private road. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Pool, large deck, outside shower. AC. Walk to town Discount for MD- LD or $6,500 June, $7,000 July $7,500 August. No shares. Alicia 917-449-8212 or email firstname.lastname@example.org Can arrange for immediate showings. Spec. sheet available Send email to: email@example.com or call Michael 212-944-1881 1 Swim Instruction All ages: infants, toddlers, swim team, tri-athletes, nannies, handicapped Energetic instructors, 33 years experience. Results guaranteed. F ree portrait with lesson Contact Vicki 631-839-7946, Kim 631-681-6042 firstname.lastname@example.org Red Cross Certified: Water Safety Instructor, Lifeguard, CPR, AED. Mature adult female. Experienced with references. Mobile 516-443-3435. Rental Wanted Garage Space Needed, 2 car or more, Montauk, East Hampton or Southampton. (917)763-8615 email@example.com Hampton Bays LOOKING FOR WATERFRONT RENTAL IN SEPTEMBER 3 bedrooms ...heated pool essential! 917-742-1396 Senior seeking reasonable September pet friendly studio rental with bed, kitchen, etc. Outdoor space a plus. 845-583-8182, firstname.lastname@example.org. East Hampton Formal new gated mini estate set on 2 private acres. 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, pool, tennis, first floor master and separate quarters for live-in. August - LD $59,000 631-804-1414 Condos/Co-Ops Transportation Madison Avenue Limousine. Reasonable, reliable service. Airports, weddings, proms. Nights out, etc. All inclusive vineyard tours. $99 per person. 631-953-6939, 1-888-623-2835. MORICHES WATERWAYS WATERFRONT CONDO For the Discriminate Buyer. 55+ Gated Community. 2 BR, 2 Bth, Family Room, 2 Car Garage, End Unit. Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60" and 90" Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year Ideal Location to Clubhouse & Pool. Asking $600K. 2 631-878-2652 Rooms Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 East Hampton Lion Head Walk to private beach, Family Friendly, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, Internet access, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, Aug. $14.000 or 2 weeks. web Photos. Call both numbers 516-482-8894, 631-329-6251 or email email@example.com EAST HAMPTON NW Woods 3 bedroom, 2 bath Country Home on 2.5 private acres. CAC, heated, gated pool. All amenities. Weekly Starting July 21- LD $3,900 weekly 8 Weekdays 212-953-1388 Weekends 631-329-3894 East Hampton NW. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, heated pool, outdoor shower, hot-tub, deck, CAC. Season, monthly, weekly. firstname.lastname@example.org, 631-563-9429. East Hampton Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to the train station, shops. Available July and August. $8,000/ month. 631-332-0641 East Hampton village. 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, July and August, air conditioning, above pool. private yard, $21,000. (516)658-0838 EAST HAMPTON WATERFRONT 250' beach. Sunsets, heated pool, 5 BR, 6 baths. Heavenly, Upscale. August- LD $39,000. (631)324-0376 Trees/Shrubs 6 Foot Leyland cypress $69. 10 or more $55. 22 foot Leyland Cypress $799. Delivered prices 631-662-8398. Summer Rentals Amagansett Dunes. 400 feet to ocean beach access. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths. AC. June- LD $55,000 or available monthly. 631-655-8319 Amagansett South Sparkling clean 2 BR cottage. Steps to Jitney, train & ocean. Sunny deck, O/D shower, & private setting. Steal at $15,000 July 1 - Sept 15. Available Monthly. 212-254-2109 1 631-987-3595 Out Of Town Block Island, Rhode Island COMMANDING OCEAN VIEWS 6 bedrooms Fully Equipt 973-575-1706, 973-600-7226, www.piocosta.com Commercial East Hampton Retail/Office Space FOR LEASE 4 - 2000 square foot units 1 wet use space Newly Renovated Call Hal Zwick k Devlin McNiff Real Estate 631-678-2460 POUND RIDGE, NY Perfect country retreat1 hour NYC! Heated pool. Pond for fishing. Sweeping lawns & waterfalls. Charming 4 BR antique colonial. $5000/ mo. Houlihan Lawrence 914.764.5762 AMAGANSETT/ LOUSE POINT AREA CANCELLATION!! Secluded 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath on 2 acres with very private pool and gardens. Available July $25k August $30k. 631-267-2677 EAST HAMPTON Charming traditional home, 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths, open floor plan, bright kitchen, fireplace, large deck, heated pool, CAC, outdoor Bridgehampton Village shower, furnished. Childrens' Perfect Summer Cottage! 1 Bed- day camp and horse ranch room, French Doors, Beamed nearby. Available July $15,000 Ceilings, Private Gated Entrance. or July- LD $30,000. Rose Walk to Town, Train, Jitney. 718-357-4936 or cell Close to Beach. $15,000 June347-528-5003 or email LD. July $7,000 516-658-5728 email@example.com BRIDGEHAMPTON. 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. July $24,000 August $25,000 Now-LD. $55,000 917-690-8346 East Hampton NW WOODS 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, pool, CAC. Brand new kitchen August- Labor Day 631-324-2519, 917-232-4163 4 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 135 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals H AM P T O N B AY S Red Creek Region Secluded Upscale Area PALATIAL PERFECTION! This Pristine Home Hosts t 6 Bedrooms, 5 1/2 Baths, Steambath, Sauna, Media Room, Pool Table, 2 Car Garage, Heated Gunite Pool. Asking $50,000 Monthly. Available July 1st CALL STAR 631-334-0691 or 631-728-0263 http://starham pton.com m Summer Rentals HAMPTON BAYS WATERFRONT Available July & August Lovely house, pristine setting on 1 acre. 2 bedrooms, m large deck, outdoor shower, kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean Pet friendly, No Smoking $7500 Monthly. 0 Owner 646-221-7463 or 917-687-3919 Summer Rentals Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quogue - Oceanfront charming g beach cottage nestled in the dunes, four bedrooms, two full baths, very private, July $35,000.00 Exclusive. Quogue - Canal Front Gem with four bedrooms and three baths, stone's throw to ocean ROW, $40,000.00 July-L.D. Quogue - Pristine Contemporary with four bedrooms and three baths, heated pool and all weather tennis court, $25,000.00 August-L.D. Summer Rentals North Haven/ Sag Harbor JUST REDUCED 5 Bedroom, 5.5 Bath, 4,700 sq. ft. family retreat with all the amenities in a private bay community. Walk to bay. Community tennis courts and playground. Finishe d basement e with professional screening room and billiards room. 20x40 gunite pool. Must see! MD- LD $70,000, July- LD $57,500, August- LD $38,500 631-871-6886 For pictures, email Hampton Bays Furnished Waterfront Cottages with Pool (June, September) HAMPTON BAYS G reat for Family Reunions! Almost 7,000 sq. ft. on over an acre! Water view. Walk to ocean. n 13 Bedrooms, Gourmet Kitchen, 3 Full Baths, 5 half baths, Outdoor Shower. Large Screened Porch. 20x40 built-in Pool 0 600 sq. ft. Dining Area with wet bar and ice machine. 630 sq. ft. Living Room with fireplace. 700 sq. ft. TV Room with theater seating and pool table. No shares. Weekly, Monthly, Seasonal n firstname.lastname@example.org 347-680-4392 1 bedroom: $650 weekly;$2,250 monthly 3 bedroom (small): $850 l weekly; $2,750 monthly 3 bedroom (large): $1,250 weekly; $4,000 monthly 516-317-2826 or 516-317-3383 www.paternoproperties.com Hampton Bays/ Southampton water view efficiency. Full kitchen Furnished. Full season. Reasonable. Call 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 MONTAUK GURNEY'S INN Ocean View studio room. m 1 week starting July 4th. "LIKE IT, BUY IT!" Rental $1,900. 631-979-7147 MONTAUK Steps to private ocean beach, very large studio, separate eat in kitchen, dressing room/ bath. huge private patios and entrance. New upscale appointments, flat screen TV, Air, wifi .MD-LD $10,000 No Smoking 631- 668-5814 Summer Rentals East Hampton, Northwest Sparkling white contemporary Wooded acre Heated pool, Central air 4 bedrooms, 2 baths Walk to water Outd oor shower, Free WIFI d July 1 -Labor Day $25,000 July $12,000 August -Labor Day $15,000 703-994-1009 Summer Rentals East Hampton: 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath contemporary. Prestigious Bull Path. 2 fireplaces, cathedral ceilings. Master suite. Heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower. Huge decks. Designer kitchen, CAC. On 2 acres. August -Labor Day $28,000. (516)972-9139 East Hampton: Relax in private getaway- newly renovated, 3 BR, 2 baths, on 2 acres with pool & tennis. June weekly available. July $20,000. Aug. $25,000. (516)873-9008 East Hampton, Springs: Perfect summer retreat. Bright 3 bedroom , 2 bath with one Jacuzzi tub. 2 living rooms, skylights, fireplace, piano. New appliances Very private, fabulous landscaping,heated pool, outdoor hotub and shower. Brick patio, weber gas grill, hammock. All amenities. See it you will rent! August 1- Labor Day $11,500. No smoking. 646-522-4992, 917-837-8711 EAST HAMPTON/ SPRINGS Immaculate, bright 2 bedroom country cottage on .5 wooded acre. All amenities inside and outside. Wood floors, fireplace, European bathroom, country kitchen. Pass to private bay beaches, high-speed internet and wireless included. July- Labor Day, $8,200 or monthly. 631-324-5580, 917-705-5252 East Hampton/ Wainscott. South of Highway, walk to ocean or Jitney. Charming, chic 3 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, CAC, heated pool, lovely property. MD- LD $55,000 or monthly $10 - 30,000. Owner 631-604-5300, email@example.com. East Quogue Summer Rental Secluded at end of private rd. 5 BR, 3.5 bath, 3600 sq ft 40x20 L Shaped Heated Pool Hot Tub, Outside Shower 3 fplc's, Baby Grand Piano Pool Table, Basketball, CAC August $17,000 631- 431- 5143 firstname.lastname@example.org HAMPTON BAYS JULY -LD 3 BR, 2 BTH, CAC, OPTIMUM TRIPLE PLAY, POOL, DECK, DECK, BBQ, FIREPLACE, & MORE . E WALK TO TRAIN $16,000 MARC 516-982-5991. Hampton Bays 2 bedroom ranch, Sundeck JULY 1-SEPTEMBER 7 $5,000 EAST QUOGUE Weekly rental. Upscale 3BR, 2.5 Bths August 22nd- Labor Day $4700.00 Owner 516- 381-1031 East Quogue: 1910 quaint farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. Available weekly, monthly, seasonal. Owner (570)224-6773 South Fork RE 631-728-6565 Hampton Bays 2 BR, 2 BTH, WATERVIEW. Pool, Walk/ Bike to Ocean & Village. Full/ Partial Season. July- LD 201-602-0912 Artsylisa1223@optonline.net email@example.com c MONTAUK Ditch Plains vacation rental by the sea. Week or monthly. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, pool. Montauk Shores ConNorth Haven/ Sag Harbor: dominium. Owner 631-902-0399 Hampton Bays: 4 BEDModern luxury, privacy. Newly 631-581-6541 ROOMS! REMODELED! A/C! built 4 BR (plus office and loft), LAUNDRY! CABLE! PATIO! 3.5 baths (Jacuzzi in master), BBQ! MORE! MUST SEE! Montauk: Oceanfront co-op. CAC, heated gunite pool, 631-728-4657 1 bedroom, sofa bed, air bluestone patios, outdoor SHNY2000@YAHOO.COM conditioning, full kitchen, shower, walk to beach, tennis, dishwasher, microwave, deck, and creek (kayaking). LR with Hampton Sales & Rentals corp heated pool, 2 televisions, DVD/ floor to ceiling windows, fireplace, media room, sunroom/ liEast Ends Largest Selection VCR, CD, cable. Weekly $1,400. 631-766-7680 brary, and sleek modern kitchen. AAA Super Buys July $28,000. August $36,000 1-800-870-0474 July 1- Aug 30 $60,000 Morley Agency firstname.lastname@example.org or Hampton Bays Water View s 38 Hampton Road 917-568-0969 Southampton Studio $900 plus 631/283-8100 North Sea Hampton Bays 1 bedroom www.morleyagency.com (Southampton Cove) apartment $1,000 all Southampton Village - ExquiCottage on lightly wooded Flanders Studio Cottage $900 site Townhouse Condo! acre. Walk to bay. all Convenient to beach, pool and 10 minutes to ocean. t tennis, fireplace, 2 bedrooms, Flanders 1 bedroom apartment 2 baths, central air, patio. Large enclosed porch and deck $1,00 all July - LD $22,000 deck. 2 bedroom + loft. 1.5 baths. Flanders Brand new 2 bath 3 Southampton - Spacious bedrooms $2,000 plus One-Level Contemporary! July & August $14K Private 2 acres, fireplace, Monthly $7,300 n Riverhead 2 bedroom home 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, 516-365-6335, 516-659-3575 basement garage $1,300 plus garage, terrace, refreshing pool. July - LD $45,000 Riverhead 3 bedroom 2 baths Noyac Bay Waterfront BreathSouthampton - Waterfront, garage $1,800 plus Bay to Ocean Glistening Vistas! taking sunsets. two bedrooms, 1 bath, porch, MD- LD $30,000 East Quogue 4 bedroom 2 bath Modern beach house, extensive July -Aug $25,000 631-7862 car garage $2,000 plus decks, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, 6587 central air, heated pool. East Quogue 1 bedroom cottage July - LD $80,000 Noyac/ Sag Harbor. A must $1,000 all Southampton Village - Near see! Charming cottage. Walk to Westhampton 4 bedroom 2 Ocean Mediterranean Style bay. Private entrance. 2 bedbath pool $2,200 plus Villa! Luxurious high ceilings, rooms, 1 bath, living room, EIK, 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, central air, large deck. No smoking. Westhampton Studio cottage heated pool, tennis court. July 1- LD $8,000 or Aug 1 - LD $900 plus July - LD $165,000 $6000. 631-283-2243 after 5pm. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 136 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Summer Rentals REMSENBURG 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool, air conditioning. July 1st- LD $20,000 July $10,000 August $12,000 1 (646)242-5352 Summer Rentals SAG HARBOR In Town. 1 BR, 1 BTH Duplex Apartment. Waterviews, Fully Furnished, Parking, Walk to Jitney. Last 2 Weeks of June $3000. BY OWNER 917-509-1379 Summer Rentals Sag Harbor/ Noyac: 3 BR, 1 bath charmer. Fireplace, large EIK, all appliances, window a/c, quiet street near beach. $13,500 June- LD. (631)725-7470 Sag Harbor: Studio apartment. Picturesque location. Private patio, king bed. $6,500 Memorial Day to Labor Day or monthly. Utilities included. (631)766-5995 Summer Rentals Southampton Last minute rental. Fantastic house available for July and/ or August. 4- 5 bedrooms, 4,200 sq. ft. plus pool house, gunite heated pool with spa, garage, high ceilings, chef's kitchen and beautifully decorated, plush landscaping in Southampton Village. July $35,000. August $55,000 to end of September. Owner 917-299-6670 Southampton new 5 bedroom house, 3 bath, pool, front view golf course and 2 bedroom guest house. July to Labor Day. Negotiable. 516-356-7016 SOUTHAMPTON New Townhouse Community Beautifully Furnished G reat Location 3 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, Garage & Basement, Pool, Playground, Basketball. Near Village & Beaches. June $8,000 July & Aug. $28,000 Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE. Renovated Gambrel. 2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, CAC, Pool, Pool house, Available Monthly MD- LD n $12,000 Jim (516)635-0177 Southampton Sebonac Rd, 2 bedroom 1,750 sq. ft. pristine, designer decorated central air, beautiful grounds, quiet, July, August, Weekly, Negotiable 631-283-8369 Southampton Shinnecock Hills Steps to public and private docks. Pool. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Mint condition! Bike to beach & village July & August $16k; August $13k 631-287-2726 Summer Rentals Southampton village, south. WALK TO OCEAN, restaurants. Renovated 2 BR cottage. Aug 2nd-15th $2,800 weekly , (212)786-2562 M@re-int.com Southampton Village: Newly renovated, 3 BR, 3 Bath, CAC, mature hedges, walk to station. July- LD, $18,000. (631)332-9374 Southampton Country cottage rental. 1 bedroom with large great room and kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. June still available. July 1 - LD $12,000. No Smoking 516-909-9515. SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock Hills. August rental. Sunny private very clean contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth. Pool, deck, CAC, fabulous activity room with pool table. $15,500. 718-207-1586. SOUTHAMPTON: Just outside village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chefs kitchen, newly furnished. Extensive decking. July- LD $45,000. July $24,000. August $26,000. 917-837-2909 Q U O G U E E. AR EA Luxury 9,000 Sq.Ft. Rental Designer Furnished August- Labor Day $45,000 6 Bedrooms + Office + r 6.5 Baths Post Modern. Built 2006 Beautiful 1st Floor Master & Guest Suite, Heated Pool, Gym on 1.5 acres in Multi-Million Dollar Area. Close to Ocean. Also Available For Sale: $2,995,000 9 View Virtual Tour: http://im3.imagemaker360.c om/View.asp?ID=75043 Call OWNER (917)301-2416 S O U T HAM PT O N WATERFRONT Beautiful Peconic views, total privacy, 5 bedroom, 4 bath, den, exercise room, central air, wood burning fireplace, heated gunite pool, mahogany decks, pool cabana, B.B. sport court, 2 car garage. July $28k Aug. $36k Sag Harbor Village Bayfront: Pool, Dock, Open Water, 3+ bedroom, 3 bath contemporary, finished play basement, no groups. Any 2 weeks July/ Aug . $15,000. 631.899.3441 Sagaponack South designer 1740's barn renovated 2001. On 4 acres with pond, 3 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, chef's kitchen, 2 fireplaces, surround sound, 2 patios, heated gunite pool with waterfall, guest cottage sleeps 4. SAG HARBOR Village Water- Bike to beach. July- August front, 1 BR, 1 Bth cottage on up- $65,000. Long season available. per cove. $325/ night. $2000 (631)834-4853 wk. 631-899-3844 Sag Harbor Village: 3 BR, 2.5 baths, well loved village gem! Exquisite. Amenities Galore. July $16,000. Aug. $18,000 Year-round $49,500 917-684-5967 BRIDGEHAMPTON/ SAGAPONACK 4 BR, 3.5 baths, 3 car garage, CAC, heated gunite pool, , on 2 acres. Near beaches & villages. J une 1- LD $69,000. J uly $25,000 Aug.-LD $35,000 Extended season or o year round available. 631-276-3317 Weekly rental available. 631-204-0202 QUOGUE VILLAGE 4 bedroom, 3 bath gated house. Pool, tennis, basketball, Jacuzzi, waterfall pond, billiard room, sunroom, plus... June 27th - July 30th $20,000 (516)297-6079 Quogue Village Beach Rights! 5 Bedrooms, 3 Baths Newly renovated Post Modern Granite/Stainless kitchen h Heated pool, Jacuzzi Tennis, Private Gym Basketball Court Multi-use Field Jungle gym All on 1.1 acre at end of cul-de-sac July 1 - LD $40K Aug. 1 - LD $22K Negotiable 631-653-0116 or 718-791-5861 cell 5 Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $13,000 631-653-8750 631-283-6435 1 SAG HARBOR MUST SEE! 4,000 sq ft brand new luxurious house. 5 bedrooms, 4,5 baths, s 2 living rooms, office, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2 car garage, headed in-ground pool, big beautiful yard, fenced in. Near ocean/ bay beaches. July 1st- LD Owner (631)725-4790 Sag Harbor Village: Recently renovated 1850s marvel. 4- 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, steam shower, media room, great kitchen, parlor and dining rooms. Central air. Landscaped yard. 2 blocks to center of town. $7,000 week, or $20,000 July or August. 631-905-2732 Sag Harbor, Noyac: Charming Cape Cod near beach. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Lovely enclosed porch. July -August $15,000. 631-725-4784, 631-219-6285 Sag Harbor/ Bay Point Bright, clean 2 bedroom home Waterview ...Walk to beach MD - LD $18,500 516-818-0347 SAGAPONACK: SOUTH OF HIGHWAY Quaint farmhouse, CLOSE TO THE GENERAL STORE. Private 5 BR, 2 Bth outd oor shower, 1.3 acres. d July $12,500 August- LD $15,000 Annual $34,000 (609)915-9755 Shelter Island: 2 bedroom Ranch. Wrap around deck, fplc, picturesque water views, Peconic Bay in front, protected wetlands behind. Private beach. Utilities/ linens included. August $8,000 (631)749-0690 SHINNECOCK HILLS 4 bedroom, 2 bath home on 2 acres Pool, jacuzzi. Very private Ridge Rd d July-August $25k Call Andreas (631)276-1687 S O U T HAM PT O N Magnificent Waterview Contemporary just 300 ft from Private Peconic Bay Beach. 3 BR's, 2 bath, 2nd story deck, outside shower. h $6k June. $8k July. $10k Aug. (631)283-5499 Southampton: No where to stay? Charming farmhouse. Rooms or entire house for rent. weekends or monthly. Fab pool, sauna, jacuzzi, Spa services on premises. 646-415-2208 Southampton: Tastefully furnished, picture pretty queen room. Private bath, DirecTV. Large, beautiful, manicured home. Weekend- Week- Month. (631)283-8613 Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 or $10,000 Summer, $24,000 or $14,400 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a email@example.com WAINSCOTT- Victorian's studio. Private entrance, terrace, cathedral ceilings, kitchen, AC. Season +free week $15,000. 631-806-5442 Wainscott. 5 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, outside shower, heated pool. South of the highway. $39,000 July through August. (631)537-1764, (845)624-3676 SAG HARBOR Lovely 3 bedroom (sleeps 6-9), 2 baths on 2 landscaped acres. Heated pool, hot tub, fish pond with waterfall, jungle gym, and much more! July $13k. Aug. $16k or Bi-weekly (718) 344-4031 SAG HARBOR/ NOYAC Upscale neighborhood. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, separate guest apartment. Beautifully landscaped u free form pool. July- LD $39,000 UNBELIEVABLE! July or August neg. Owner (631)725-4287 - SOUTHAMPTON Spacious & clean ! 3 bedroom 2 bath SALT WATER POOL, AC Near town, beach, golf, fishing July $8,500, August $13,500 Extended season available Pictures online 914-843-3262 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Whimsical l00- year old house. Bike one mile to beach, Village center. Porch opens onto private acre, flower gardens, kitchen opens to herb garden. 2.5 bedrooms, dining room, living room. All amenities. Weekly $2,700. July $8,000. August- Labor Day $10,000. (631) 283-3339 firstname.lastname@example.org Make Your Ads Stand Out ! Add One of these Features to your Classified Ad. Increase Text Size from 8pt to 9pt, 10pt, 11pt, 12pt, , Bolded Words, Italics, CAPS, Underline, Shading, URL Links, E-Mail, Links, Photos / Logos 13pt 14pt SHINNECOCK HILLS WATERFRONT. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace. MINT CONDITION. July $11,000; Aug $16,000 1 631-871-1808 Shinnecock Hills. BED AND BEACH Large studio, microwave, refrigerator, AC, private entrance, Monthly/Weekly. 631-728-2225 (Actual Size) To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 137 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Water Mill 4 bedroom, 3 bath, centrally located country cottage on quiet acre. Tennis, heated pool, hot tub, CAC, and Wifi. July $20,000 917-406-0660 Owner Summer Rentals Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. o Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lan dscaped. n Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. July- LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell l Summer Rentals WATER MILL. Large 4 bedroom, 3 bath house on 1.5 acres. 2 fireplaces, deck, great location July $11,000; Aug $16,000 (631)871-1808 Summer Rentals STAR HAMPTON R.E. THE BEST SALES, RENTALS, Summer Rentals Westhampton area Spectacular open waterfront 2 bedroom, baths CAC, beach Summer $17,500 Summer Rentals Westhampton Beach G reat room leads to oceanside deck with 2 electric awnings and a heated pool & hot tub. Master with bath plus 3 guest bedrooms and 3 baths. CAC. Terrific ocean & bay views One of a kind n Immaculate condition August $45,000 Exclusive Listing IN#88184 Water Mill Contemporary High-End Family Home 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath Gunite pool, large deck, 50" Plasma TV, BOSE indoor/outdoor speakers Game room SPECTACULAR FARM VIEWS Less than 5 minutes from Hampton Clas sic s JUNE $8,000 per week or $15,000 for two! JULY Booked AUGUST-LD $45,000 + expenses (no weekly rentals) Call 917.539.5663 5 CLICK.... starhampton.com 631-288-5450 August $9,500, Sale $899,500 0 973-809-2317 email@example.com Water Mill: brand new 6 BR, 7 bath house,heated gunite pool, tennis, waterviews MD - LD, $130,000. 0 Partial/ Extended Season 631-726-5352 WATERMILL FARMHOUSE. Country inn setting. 3 BR's $195/ night/ room or all 3 $450/ nite. Big discount for long term.Walk to Jitney/ LIRR.. Full use all amenities, including country kitchen & heated pool. Pet Friendly. Call 516-459-5595 Watermill: Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath home on almost 2 acres. Wonderful free form gunite pool and gardens. Sweet retreat! August $24,000 (631)726-2762 WESTHAMPTON Secluded wooded 1 acre, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, All weather tennis court with basketball, heated pool, l jacuzzi, basement lounge with arcade room, Internet, garage,central air. Gated ba ckyard a G reat family house. No Pets July or Aug. $20,000 By owner 917-533-7244 SUMMER RENTALS OCEAN & BAY FRONT DUNE ROAD BEST PICKS only at STAR HAMPTON REALTY 631-288-5450 631-728-0263 starhampton.com WESTHAMPTON 1 BR Cottage pool, tennis, docking. May 15th- June 25th $5,000 Aug 5th- Sept 15th $5,000 0 or Weekly 631-882-1986 Westhampton Beach Beautiful, pristine 4 bedroom, 3 bath ranch All amenities,. Walk all. Available monthly, daily, weekly. 516-641-4092 or firstname.lastname@example.org. THE MARKETPLACE 631-288-6996 b email@example.com www.marketplacerealty.com EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 03/30/2008 AMAGANSETT Costanza to Lars MUNSON, 12 Katie Lane, 2,000,000 and 05/25/2008 McInerny to 344 FIRST NECK LLC, 360 First Neck Ln, 7,000,000 344 First Neck LLC to REDHAMPTON LLC, 344 First Neck Ln, 7,373,056 346 First Neck LLC to BLUEHAMPTON LLC, 346 First Neck Ln, 7,373,056 Greenfield to KANDINSKY ESCAPE LLC, 2170 Meadow Ln, 20,000,000 Quogue Woods Building to Robert FELDMAN, 37 Arbutus Rd, 1,800,000 SAG HARBOR BRIDGEHAMPTON Shady Path LLC to Brad & Steven COLEMAN,19 Fair Hills Lane, 1,100,000 Andrea to John EYDENBERG, Darin WHITE-VOLPE, 37 Tiffany Way, 2,900,000 Lagardere to 347 JOBS LANE LLC, 347 Jobs Lane, 8,525,000 Pidgeon to Jeffrey DRUBYCH, 35 Archibald Way, 1,155,000 SHELTER ISLAND Adams to Simon DOONAN, 74 Gardiners Bay Dr, 1,900,000 Shorewood LLC to AMERICAN DIRECT LLC, 1 Sherwood Court, 12,400,000 SOUTHOLD Christie to BELLE VIEW LLC, 250 Midway Road, 1,114,825 Xenopoulos to ANNA WILLIAMS TRUST, Old Mill Road, 2,000,000 HAMPTON BAYS MONTAUK QUOGUE SOUTHAMPTON Behringer to Michael McCRUM, 17 Aqua Drive. 1,405,000 Mayo to Esteban SABA, 502 North Main Street, 1,275,000 Smith Trust to SAMI, Angela & Siamak, 43 Westway Drive, 1,795,000 Lamendola to Simeon GOLD, 190 Old Sag Harbor Road, 1,937,500 Pioneer Building Corp. Arthura AGRESTA, 12 Sea Farm Court, 2,050,000 Queller to Daniel NISSANOFF, 36 Woodland Farms Road, 2,875,000 Bolster to Andrew & Lorraine DODGE, 300 Halsey Neck Lane, 5,300,000 McInerny to 344 FIRST NECK LLC, 350 First Neck Ln, 7,000,000 Reber to Steven KORNBLATT, 16 Duckwood Lane, 1,250,000 Relyea French LLC to TYCAS ENT. LLC, 31A Ponoquogue Av, 1,500,000 Nacht Dean MOGULL,164 West Lake Drive, 1,300,000 Maidstone Park Ltd to EDGEMERE MTK LLC183 South Edgemere St, 4,410,000 Peng to Diane & David BONAGURA, 25 Old Main Road, 1,600,000 Pearlroth toFederico & Maria INFANTINO, 36 Boxtree Road, 1,700,000 WAINSCOTT EH Plumbing & Heating to JOJOBEN LLC, 348 Montauk Hwy, 1,200,000 Pfeifle to David & Amy FLANNERY, 250 Mecox Road, 1,275,000 WATER MILL Ayoub to Chuck BURGESS, 39 Bob White Drive, 1,275,000 Xenopoulos to ANNA WILLIAMS TRUST, Old Mill Road, 2,000,000 Lakeview Assos of NY LLC to Gregory D'ALBA, 292 Deerfield Rd 4,100,000 Picozzi to Robert & Eunice BURNETT, Julie Pond Drive, 4,600,000 11111 Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period EAST HAMPTON Gardner to Wayne & Janet CELAURO, 15 Red Creek Circle, 680,000 Johnson to Ronald MONGELLUZZO, 10 Pepi Court, 830,000 B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000 11111 Bruhn to Joachim BACK, 9 Miller Terrace, 600,000 Semons to Karen PUTNAM, 23 Miller Lane West, 740,000 Homes by Arbia Ltd. to Alexander BALSAM, 266 Abrahams Path, 765,000 Tintle to Lynn MENDELMAN, 23 Squaw Road, 813,000 Diamond to Richard SAUER, 113 Old House Landing Road, 940,000 Pagani to Andrea BROWN,12 Hickory Court, 965,000 Lombardi to Gabor & Anne CSORDAS, 5 High Point Road, 999,900 MONTAUK ORIENT J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000 SHELTER ISLAND SOUTHAMPTON Smith to Michael & Alice McGRATH, 4 Rehan Avenue, 830,000 Gleason to Nicholas FARMAKIS, 230 Greenway West. 620,000 Schaffer to Elise HORNING, Gail NEWMANN, 6 Simpson Rd, 500,000 Ivester to Deidre & Jean-Pierre RIOU, 2 Washington Street, 800,000 Kadlec Trust to Jane KOLBENHEYER, 17 Maylen Drive, 540,000 Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 23 Gianna Court, 569,990 Majors Path LLC to Gary & Deborah SAPORTA, 8 Savannah Ln, 759,990 Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990 Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000 Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000 QUOGUE Hatch to James TAYLOR, Anik PEARSON, 12 John Street, 500,000 EAST QUOGUE RIVERHEAD Valli to Wayne & Linda VIVIANO, 2 Staller Drive, 510,000 Mayer to Nicholas & Eugenia HATGIPETROS, 19 Fairline Drive, 550,000 Corredor to Louis KENNEDY, 416 Montauk Highway, 600,000 Rhodes to William & Katherine IOANNIDES, 152 Malloy Drive, 975,000 Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980 J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000 Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000 Riverhead Reeves Assoc to HILLENBRAND, 81 Bellflower Court, 502,000 FISHERS ISLAND SAGAPONACK SAG HARBOR SOUTHOLD Grant to Patrick & Siobhan O'DRISCOLL, 4695 South Harbor Rd, 560,000 T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000 Kakerbeck to Jonathan & Ann AUERBACH, 310 Sagg Road, 740,000 Lucka to Charles CARRE, 51 Toppings Path, 935,000 R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000 Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000 Phillips to John & Lisa IULO, 30 Beach Avenue, 682,000 WADING RIVER WESHAMPTON HAMPTON BAYS Birchwood at Wading River to Edward GROCE,136 Canterbury Dr, 517,900 J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750 Est. Kelly to John & Kathleen PATURNO, 3 Peconic Overlook Dr, 500,000 Flynn to Philip & Patricia IRVING, 18 Broadhollow Road, 510,000 Holdsworth to 46 NEWTON ROAD LLC, 46 Newton Road LLC, 545,000 Data Provided by Long Island Real Estate Report a d y g d l e To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 138 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Summer Rentals Westhampton Beach Dune Road Waterfront Summer Rentals Westhampton Gated Estate for Rent Beautifully Landscaped On the Creek Heated 20 x 40 Pool 5 Minutes to Beach Available this Summer Post -Modern t 4 Bedroom / 4 Bath 2 Master Suites with Jacuzzis, Designer Furnished, Central Air 2-Car Gar age. r Safely Fenced Sand Volleyball Court Call 917-797-0490 or email firstname.lastname@example.org Available June 15th - July 22th $5,000 weekly Entire period negotiable G reat Bargain! Westhampton/ Quogue: Gracious one bedroom apartment. Landlord pays everything. AUGUST- LD monthly/ weekly. No smoking/ pets. 516-456-5776 Real Estate Services We'll do everything to help you sell your house except bill you 6%. So log on and list your house now... o It's FREE until June 30th www.twobluezebras.com Open Houses SOUTHOLD- $50k Reduction Saturday 11-2pm 560 Kenney's Rd. Brand- new post modern colonial 2,400 sq. ft. on shy acre. 4 BR, 3BA, Formal Dining Room, FR w/ FP, EIK w/ granite tops & cherry cabinets, breakfast area, CAC, CVAC, SSA, irrigation system. Judan Homes- $829,000. 631-466-4329. Water Mill. Almost new 3 bedroom. 2.5 bath, pool permit in place, 1/2 acre, great views, near multi-million dollar homes, great potential. $1,195,000. Call 917-359-0293. Condos/Co-Ops East Moriches 2 bedroom / 2 bath Waterfront Condo Totally upgraded, finished lower level room with garage access. Secluded private community on bay. Enjoy fishing, sailing, kayaking, walking trails. Avail. furnished (neg.) $575,000 Call owner at 516-698-4076 Hampton Bays 1 bedroom end unit. Affordable summer fun and year round getaway. Pool, deck, tennis and gym. Close to beach $228,500 917-414-7514 Hampton Bays Vacation Co-ops with pool and tennis, open year round. Studio $84,500 or 1 BR $125,000. South Fork Realty (631)728-6565 Hampton Bays. Waterfront. 1 bedroom Co-op. Dock, heated pool, much more. Exclusive $159,000. Flocee Realty. 631-728-0487. Mint Condo 1 Bedroom, sleeps 4 Private 2nd floor end unit. Panoramic Living Room Spectacular Sunsets Private Ocean Access 2 T.V.'s, 2 decks Air Conditioned Year-Round Rentals East Hampton Apartment. 1 Bedroom, Living Room with small Kitchen/ washer/ dryer. Light, bright, airy. Central air. $1,500/ month. 631-375-3856 East Hampton Village Great Location Walk to train and stores. Renovated 3 bedroom, 1 bath home. $32,000 631-806-9152 East Hampton: Clearwater Beach. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, perfect for 1 or 2. $1,500 516-784-0444 Year-Round Rentals Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902 Condos/Co-Ops EAST M O R I C H E S Waterfront Spectacular Views of Moriches Bay 2 BR End Unit. Real Estate Services Rent - Sell - Live Well Summer or Monthly F rom $3,500 631-897-9923 WESTHAMPTON: 6 bedroom, Hampton Bays. Private studio.. Walk to beach, suitable 1, 4 bath house, Aug. $15,000 no smokers/ pets. $900 month. Also weekly. Heated pool, Utilities included. 631-728-2718 tennis, hot tub, central air. Also Available. March 1. apt. on beach. $5,000. email@example.com 212-980-1212 SAG HARBOR, AZUREST WESTHAMPTON BEACH DUNE ROAD. 1 bedroom condo, private bay and ocean beaches, beautiful water and sunset views from large deck. No Pets. August $7,500 Owner: 516-437-2898, 917-716-9934 www.lovelyhamptons.com p Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303 � Pool � Tennis � Fireplace � Garage � Finished Basement. Eager to Sell! $460,000. O r Rent Call Gayle Lopata, R.E. Open Houses East Hampton 19 Old School House Lane **OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 11AM - 2PM JUNE 14th & 21st** NEW CONST RUCTION T (2006)- EXCELLENT RENTAL INCOME VERY PRIVATE Rapped in Shingles-top & bottom , end of a private cul-de-sac, i ABUTS RESERVE IN BACK 2 Acres, 300 ft Drive. Enveloping 6,000sq.ft. 5 Bedrooms/ 5.5 Baths/ / Loft Bonus Room. GUNITE POOL. BLUE STONE WALLS AND PATIO The double height Living, family, , Breakfast Rm, Saturated with sunlight. All rooms flow beautifully, light & airy with many n Divided light windows. Asking $2,800,000. Shown By Appointment dgcinvestments @netscape.net mail to: a dgcinvestments@netscape .net Mb. 917-604-2032 EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home. 4 BR, 4 Bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, frplc, many extras. Sat & Sun 6/14 & 6/15. 1-4 . Master's Touch Custom Builders $879K. 631-653-8656 516-443-7055 Weekly Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook's kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. All new 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Near Havens beach. one mile to Main Street. June $6,000 July $8,000 August $10,000. 917-414-2703. SAG HARBOR. 1 room efficiency, Completely furnished. Private entrance and bath. Suitable 1 person, no smoking or pets. 1st & last month security. $950.00 utilities included 631-725-1581. SOUTHAMPTON Single family house for rent. 3 bedroom, 1 bath, fireplace, deck area, washer/ dryer and full kitchen w/ dishwasher. Detached 1 car gar and large driveway. No pets. $1700 plus utilities, first month and security deposit required. Call (631)905-4243 Southampton Village small Studio. Private. Just remodeled, private entrance. $1,100 monthly includes utilities, or June- Sept $8,000. 516-848-8885 516-921-5414 Southampton: Wow! Private entrance into 1 BR, furnished, spacious apt., in 2nd story Cape Cod. Picture window overlooking Bay. LR/ kitchen combo with entertainment area. Walk to College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902 Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 or $10,000 Summer, $24,000 or $14,400 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a firstname.lastname@example.org Condos/Co-Ops Arthur & Robin Team Condo & Co-op Specialists Sales & Rentals Bayfront Hampton Bays 2 Bedrooms, Boat dock, 9 Pool, Tennis, Bay Beach IN# 24159 $279,000 Bayfront Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom, Unobstructed Bay Views, Boat Dock, Pool, Tennis $318,000 Oceanfront Westhampton Just Reduced! Studio, Direct Ocean Views, Promenade IN# 46109 $325,000 Oce anfront Westhampton 1 Bedroom, Pool, Bay Access, e Oceanfront Promenade IN# 40163 $360,000 Oceanfront Westhampton 2 for 1!!! 1 Bedroom Plus Studio, A/C, Pool, Bay Access $575,000 Oceanfront West hampton 2 Bedroom Townhouse, Pool, t Ocean Views from Master & LR IN# 32279 $833,000 Oceanfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access IN# 40779 $385,000 Oceanfront WHB Redesigned 1 Bedroom Pool, Tennis, , Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access IN# 35618 $410,000 Oceanfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Ocean Views, Over the Bridge from the Village IN# 35920 $495,000 Main Street WHB Village 2 bedroom, Private Deck, Rogers Beach Privileges IN# 32279 $425,000 Coldwell Banker k P restigious Properties 148 Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-793-4437 ArthurandRobinLechner.com ArthurandRobinHamptonsTeam.com email@example.com Owner 212-579-4964 Westhampton Beach Village www.theresidencesof.com Two bedroom apartment. Great location. Walk to all. Avail East Hampton Charming 3 BR July 7k, Aug.8k, also weekly house, nicely landscaped, private 917-434-7243 yard, large pool, close to bay beach. Has everything you'll need! Monday- Friday $1500. Westhampton Beach: WaterFull Week $2500. 4th of July front 3 bedroom, 2 bath, large deck, dock, walk to beach. Great Week $3000. Mark 917-561-1106 views/ sunsets. $13k August. Also available weekly East Hampton: Beach house. 201-722-7052 Water views/ access, ocean, kayak, 4 BR's, 3 full baths, Westhampton Dunes. Dune chef's kitchen, large deck, Road. Lovers' cottage. 3 bedheated pool. 1 & 2 week rentals; room, 2 bath. Newly decorated June, July, August. Lazarus June $9,000, July $13,000, Group (516)536-6300 August 1- LD $15,000. Whole season $29,500. 516-414-2568. WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront - Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season. (917)842-5658 Winter Rentals Southampton Village. Cozy, furnished 1 bedroom cottage, beautiful landscaping, walk to downtown, train. Sept. - May $950 plus utilities. 212-947-9259. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 139 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Condos/Co-Ops H ampton Bays: 1 BR Co-op, Waterview, pool, oak kitchen & floors, porch, end unit, $225,000 Also available for rent during June. 516-383-3661 Hampton Bays: Waterfront. For sale by owner. Tiana Bay. 1 bedroom co-op. Newly renovated. Sandy beach. Boat dock. Heated pool. Clubhouse. Laundry. Barbecue, more. $169,000. Must sell! 631-356-7724 Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $899,000. Rental available. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384 Homes Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street G reenport www.brownharrisstevens.com S outhold Soundfront Seclusion on 8+ Acres Contemporary with Gunite pool nestled into an amazing topography of dunes and woodlands with majestic views, 200+ ft of sandy beach, and stunning sunsets. Exclusive #38540 $2,950,000 Greenport Office 631-477-0551. 1 G reenport Village - 1880's Victorian Harbor at the end of street. Classic Mansard roof, country kitchen, dining room, living room, front parlor/bedroom, 4 bedrooms, and 2.5 baths. Porch/waterviews. #38104 Exclusive $529,000. Greenport Office - 631-477-0551. EAST Q U O G U E New to market! 3 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Living Room with Fireplace, Formal Dining Room, Pool, 1.5 Car Garage, Half Acre. Homes Homes Homes Homes EAST HAMPTON Artistic Retreat HAMPTON BAYS Launch your kayak from the back yard or do laps in your 50-foot Gunite pool. Top Chef's kitchen and cus tom cabinetry. s Three fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths. 12-inch wide oak floors. Brand new custom 1 story. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, FORECLOSURE SALES Sagaponack- $1,595,000. Sag Harbor- $895,000. Must Sell 516-383-1598 country kitchen with granite tops, fireplace, l oak flooring, covered porch, decking, HAMPTON BAYS: garage and basement. Island Home in Oakdale, LI: Rare opportunity to OWN your own 4,800 s.f. gated Private Island. Direct access to the e Atlantic Ocean. Located 55 miles from Manhattan; just 27 miles fromWesthampton; within walking distance i to the LIRR. For an Online P roperty Tour: www.UniqueIslandHome.com Owner Direct: 631.589.8002 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quiogue - New to Market and o won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive. Westhampton - Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, _+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car garage. $375,000.00 Exclusive Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive. Asking $2,399,000 631-324-2024 or 516-790-0907 EAST MORICHES 4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre! Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area. Good school district $460,000 Own er (631)878-4490 n Homes Aquebogue. 55+ community. 3 bedroom, 2 full baths, new carpeting & appliances. $129,900. 631-445-7093 E S T A T E S A L E: Spacious Two Story On .9 Acre with POOL. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Living room with fireplace, Large Family Room, Vaulted ceilings., 2 car garage, C/A, Sundeck. $525,000 Exclusive SOUTH FORK REALTY 631-728-6565 E S T A T E S A L E: 3 bedroom Ranch, Basement, sundeck. $325,000 Exclusive SOUTH FORK REALTY 631-728-6565 E S T A T E S A L E: Fix up Historic 1920's Waterview Traditional. Features large living room with fireplace, 10' ceiling, wainscot walls, crown molding, formal dining, 3 bedrooms, porches, basement, 2 car. Must See! $599,000. 9 Exclusive SOUTH FORK REALTY 631-728-6565 South Fork Realty 143 West Montauk Hwy , Hampton Bays, NY 11946 631-728-6565 Offered $488,000. Meadow Homes Buy Smart, Buy NEW! Builder/ Home Renovations 631-728-7000 HAMPTON BAYS CHOICE LOCATION BUILDERS OWN Waterfront Custom Contemporary Center Moriches Totally renovated 4 Bedroom, 3 Full Bath. on 1 Acre Across from Moriches Inlet. Huge Great Room with Gas a Fireplace, Custom Kitchen, DR with wood burning frplc, custom 1500 sq ft MBR suite, spa like Master Bath. 2-1/2 Car garage. 70' Bulkhead. Asking $1,150,000.00 631-793-1469 Tianna Bay Beach Rights $799,000 Exclusive Scala Properties (631) 325-2132 6 www.scalaproperties.com IN# 25144 East Quogue $389,000 Renovated 2 bedrooms, 2 bath contemporary house on 3/4 acre. Cedar shingle siding, Approx. 1,400 sq. ft. open living room, fireplace. Taxes less than $5K. 2 minutes outside of Village. Call 212-591-0518 or email firstname.lastname@example.org East Quogue South of the Highway, over one acre/ private contemporary- ranch. Open ariy, spacious, 3 bedroom, two full bath, great room, new granite kitchen, all ceramic tile and granite bathrooms, new roof, new sliding o doors, from all rooms opening to a large deck. Around 20 x 40 inground pool and spa. Cac/ fireplace, room for tennis court. 1 1/2 hour drive from NYC. Must see. $1.185,000 0 515-922-2351 516-528-4544 200 Yards From Tiana Bay and 1 Mile from Ocean Beach. Corner House Perfect for Builder or Buyer with Vision. Land Variance Included $350K . 718-822-1387 Grace. Please Leave Message East Hampton - Northwest MAKE AN OFFER Like New Traditional 3BR / 2.5 bath, new Chef's Kitchen. Fabulous Media Room, Sun Porch. Pool, Walk to Bay Beaches. WAS $995,000 NOW $849,000 By Owner 631-338-8455 East Hampton Affordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufactured home, 54' x 24' 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is $197,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096. Hampton Sales & Rentals corp East Ends Largest Selection AAA Super Buys 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays Condo 3 beds room 2 bath beach pool $389,900 Hampton Bays Affordable Hamptons 1 bedroom Condo tennis pool $239,900 East Quogue Reduced for quick sale 3 bedrooms 2 bath South of Highway $399,000 B ridgehampton: South of the Highway, NEW to market. Walk to Main St., Bike to Ociean, 3 BR, 1.5 bath, 1 story with garage on .47 acre. Asking $2.2M. Exclusive; K.R. McCrosson Real Estate (631)725-3471 VISIT OUR SHOWROOM BY APPT WATERFRONT Modular Homes Your Plans or Ours Over 250 East End Homes Built Since 1984 631-287-2002 33 Flying Point Rd. Ste. 124 Southampton www.futuresurroundings.com 1141881 Nissequogue LI Sound Waterfront. Spectacular waterviews & sunsets. Diamond Post Modern. New custom granite Gourmet EIK, Great room/frplc, wet bar, walls of glass overlooking panoramic sound views, Formal Dining room w/vaulted ceiling. Master suite w/marble frplc, Antique hardwood floors, mahogany decking w/2 electric awnings, Fin. basement, elevator to all levels, CAC, 2 car garage. Electric gated entry & 2.7 lush green treed acres with mature shade trees, perennials galore & IGS. Culdesac. Prime Northshore Location $2,999,000 c Call: Eric Neitzel Listing Broker 631-862-7447 De Barbieri Assoc. Inc. 1145384 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 140 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Homes REMSENBURG Peaceful waterfront retreat. Wonderful wildlife scenery, glorious sunsets, 3 BRs, 3BAs. Miles of open vistas. Canal front with dock. Vaulted ceilings, massive brick fireplace. $1,285,000 RE Gayle Lopata (516)443-7055 Homes WESTHAMPTON BEACH OCEAN FRONT CONDO Live right on the dunes in this 2 BR, 1.5 BA with Pool and Tennis. Won't Last at s Only $799,999. Call Tamara Out Of Town Country living at its finest! Custom built four bedroom, two bath home on what may be the most beautiful setting f Upstate NY has to offer! 30+ acres surround this hilltop retreat bordering the Skinner Hill State Forest. l Beautiful pond, walking/ riding paths and 42x40 barn are only some of the highlights of this property. s Enjoy 50+ miles of Catskill views when you're not looking down on the clouds. Single level living with large open living space. n This home is also handicapped accessible. $750,000 Please visit www.frontiernet.net/~dansinrh/index.html l and call Kevin Walsh 607-226-8880 Peggy Parker Re al Estate LLC e Out Of Town Rhode Island Waterfront Full Service - No fee to Buyer Join the Hollywood stars who have already discovered Rhode Island: James Woods Nicholas Cage Christophe r Walken e The late Anthony Quinn Southampton - Impeccably b Fresh Offering! Lushly landscaped privacy, immaculate condition, formal living/dining, den, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, awning patio, pool, gardens. ExSag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, clusive $1,795,000 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and Southampton Village - First Of- restaurants. Minutes to town. fering! Circa 1915 shingled tra- $479,000. 347-454-1300. ditional, two stories, fireplace, 4 Shelter Island Retreat bedrooms, 2 baths, detached 2-car garage, room for pool, 1900s restored brick zoned residential and office use. farmhouse on hidden lane. Co-Exclusive $1,300,000 r Stroll to private beach and tennis. 5 Bedroom, Southampton - Recently Re3 Bath on .5 acre. duced! Adorable, cozy shingled Room for pool. cottage totally renovated, move right in. Greenhouse living $915,000 by owner room wing, woodburn stove, 631-749-0908 dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, landscaped half acre. Co-Exclusive $699,000 Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. o Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lan dscaped. n Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. July- LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell l 631-379-7779 www.outinthehamptons.com Land HAMPTON BAYS 2 acres Residential, subdividable Asking $750,000 631-331-9700 x 7128 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quogue - South of Quogue g Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive North Fork Aquebogue. 55+ community. 2 bedrooms, 2 full baths, all appliances, CAC, awning, shed. $124,900. 631-445-7093. Baiting Hollow: 2700 sq ft. double A-frame. 4 BR, 3 Bth, Kit, w/ new appliances. FDR, LR w/ FP, laundry rm, bsmnt partially finished w/ bath. Gar. Htd pool. Shy fenced Ac. Oil heat. $700K. 631-329-5550, PRINCIPALS ONLY!! Mattituck. www.735reeveave.com Expanded ranch, 4 BR, 2.5 bath, shy 3/4 acre, IGP. $639,000 Hurry! Call Jamie Venturo, Coldwell Banker Premier Homes (631)252-7726. Out Of Town NY Dutchess County: One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and garde ns add beauty e to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fireplaces. r Gourmet kitchen becomes a family area with wrap-around windows overlooking lawns, fields. P roperty includes separate guesthouse, barn with two 13-foot doors, machine area and separate office. A 21-barrel winery with a 3,000 bottle rack room ready for fall production. On a 25-mile bike trail i near TSP, Metro North, Stewart Airport, 1-3/4 Hours from NYC. Motivated Seller 914-475-8821 845-462-6888 5 Luxury vacation homes located along Rhode Island's 400 miles of waterfront All inclusive vacation p roperties. Historic villages Boating, golf, tennis, equestrian, & great restaurants Condos and Single Family Homes Equestrian Properties. Linda Fields 401-457-1365 3 email@example.com Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com Westhampton New Listing 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, pool $925,000. IN#29951 Westhampton Beach 2 plus bedroom, 3.5 bath Condo Community pool, garage $699,000 IN#54139 4 Westhampton 4 bedroom, 4.5 bath pool, tennis court, 1.4 acres $1,795,000 IN#10461 Westhampton 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath gunite pool, 1.5 acres $2,675,000 IN#47833 Westhampton Beach 83 feet Oceanfront 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath $1,795,000. IN#52315 9 Bettina Monaco 401-457-1371 firstname.lastname@example.org Residential Properties, Inc. Manorville Woodland Avenue 2 approved building lots l with all permits on 2.5 beautiful acres each with road frontage. Together $500K negotiable. (Can be sold separately) d 917-975-5106 BAYSIDE, MAINE Out Of Town FLAGLER COUNTY, FL. 25 miles south of St. Augustine New 3 BR Ranch condos, attached garage in new Town Center at Palm Coast Grand Opening *** Developer Incentives *** up to $25K! Live/ work/ play/ 3 miles to beach! l Walk to shop/ dine/ theatre! 877.586.7920 www. BrookhavenatTownCenter.com 4 bedroom, 3 bath home with 700' on Penobscot Bay. Tennis court, gym, swimming cove, and walk to golf and yacht club. 20 minutes to Camden. $4,500 wk., $15k monthly or buy for $1,945,000. 0 207-323-4875 QUOGUE VILLAGE NEW CONSTRUCTION! Expansive, traditional shingled home features: 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, t gunite swimming pool, hardwood flooring, granite counter tops, large gourmet kitchen and more! r $1,900,000 (631)776-1300 NY Realty Center Westhampton New 5000 sq. ft. 5 bedroom, 5 bath, gunite pool, on one + acre, Just reduced 700K to $2,300,000. Owner 917-681-2875 Southampton. Waterfront land on private cove. .4 acres. Create your own masterpiece with an allowable 1500 square foot footprint. Enjoy community boat slips, spectacular sunsets. $725,000. Sharon Meyer C21 Agawam Albertson. 631-655-3942. North Fork Aquebogue. 55+ community. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, awning, carport, shed. $62,000. 631-445-7093. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 141 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties 148 Main St. WHB 631.288.0400 Hampton Bays Open year round, this second floor 1 bdr apartment has vaulted ceilings, skylight, wood burning fireplace and bay views from a private deck. Includes a clubhouse, boat dock, bay beach, heated pool and tennis. $318,000 Exclusive IN# 50277 Westhampton Beach Adorable renovated cottage with great Sunset and Bay views. Surrounded by a large deck with spectacular views, this home offers 4 bdr, 3bth, fireplace, plus right of way to Ocean plus community boat launch. $995,000 Exclusive In# 53460 Westhampton Beach Renovated with 3 bdr, 2 bths, living room with fireplace, stainless steel appliances in kitchen, partially finished basement and sleeping loft. Beautiful fenced pool area and hot tub. In# 45674 Exclusive $749,000 Westhampton Enjoy sunrise and sunset from this 2 bdr, 2 bth Townhouse. From private decks that overlook the finest ocean beaches to simply lounging by the heated pool. Shopping, dining and entertainment are just over the bridge. $833,000 Exclusive IN# 32279 East Moriches Located on .80 acres in a top beach and boating community, this home offers a spacious open floor plan with 4 bdr, 2 bths, cherry wood cabinets in kitchen, plus a full basement. In# 30516 Exclusive $720,000 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Hampton 631-324-7850 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com Southampton Situated on a shy acre, this approximately 3,200 sq. ft. plan offers 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, 3-car garage, wood floors, soaking tub, fireplace, granite counters and gunite pool. One opportunity to secure the most private lot newly constructed subdivision. Exclusive $1,299,000 IN#14787 Situated on almost a half acre, this saltbox in mint condition has a fireplace in the living room. Bright kitchen with all appliances. Sliding doors lead to a side deck. There is a two car detached garage with plenty of storage space. The house has three bedrooms, two full baths and a spacious den. Exclusive $649,000 IN#54899 Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties 148 Main St. WHB 631.288.0400 East Hampton Traditional Located on .46 acres is this large traditional home on a quiet street. the house has five bedrooms and three baths, with approximately 3,400 sq. feet of living space. There is an attached garage with three spaces. Completing the setting is a lovely yard and a pool. Exclusive $850,000 IN#16056 Calling All Investors And Builders! This home is situated on an acre with an inground pool. The house needs work as a result of a fire in the second floor bedroom but there are two bedrooms two baths, kit, living room screened and large screened in porch. There is an additional two story garage - Architectural plans for all improvements have been created. Exclusive $675,000 IN#31671 Charming 2004 Traditional East Hampton On .97 acres. 4 beds, 4 ? baths, open living/ dining room; gourmet kitchen, private pool and gardens, beam ceiling, wide pine floors! Four zone heating, CAC, a wood burning fireplace, full basement and 2 car garage. Exclusive $1,650,000 IN#32991 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Quogue 631-653-3535 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com Hampton Bays, Great Opportunity. Beautifully landscaped, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, full basement with outside entrance and hardwood floors throughout. Situated on .20 acres with room for expansion. $329,000 Exclusive IN#55194 Hampton Bays, Cozy Country Ranch, Situated near beaches, school and town, South of the Highway, this home features 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, eat in kitchen with new pergo floors, new roof, full basement, 1 car attached garage. Excellent starter home or perfect for retirement. $429,000 Exclusive IN#36132 Hampton Bays Short Sale. This great home features 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, cozy kitchen, fireplace, formal dining room & open living room. Situated on .47 acres it's a must see and priced to sell Now! $525,000 Exclusive IN#44858 Realtor Listings Westhampton Beach Colonial, built in 2005, conveniently located to heart of village and beaches. On a flag lot this 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath home features EIK, living room, den with gas fireplace, partially finished basement, CAC, CVAC, granite countertops, hardwood floors and wrap around porch. $699,000 Exclusive IN#38864 Realtor Listings Montauk, This is Where Inspiration is Found. Winter Ocean Views, 2500 sq ft on 1.24 acres, only 150 yards from the ocean in Hither Woods. This home features open layout, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths and decks off of every room of the second floor. Too many amenities to list. $1,950,000 Exclusive IN#41312 Realtor Listings where you work or rent the Apartment above the Grocery. 4 Bedrm. Large bath, huge living room, eik. Priced to Sell $1,100,000. Exclusive Folio 72700 Hampton Bays 2 story 6 bedroom 4 bathroom home. 1 car garage, with full partially finished basement with separate entrance. View of Peconic bay from master bedroom. $519,000 IN#35011 Southampton New Renovated Ranch with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Kitchen, Living Room, Open space Living. Great location Close to All. $599,000 F#71752 Realtor Listings Hampton Bays .79 acre. 3 br/ 2 full ba, Updated Kitchen and Master bath. Den, Living room. Detached two car Garage. Two(2) CO'S.. Room For Pool and Expansion. $499,000 IN#55610 Southampton 2.5 ba contemporary with water views and fabulous sunsets. There is an excellent kitchen and great room entertainment area. Beautifully landscaped heated pool. $819,000. IN#34998 Shinnecock Beauty, Cherry floors 5 bdrm, 2 ba. Third floor bonus room that can be transformed into anything that fits your family. Folio# 72471 Coldwell Banker East Quogue New Construction, feaPrestigious Properties turing 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, master Southampton 631-283-5400 suite with jacuzzi and walk in closet, www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com CAC, central vacuum, hard wood floors, ceramic title baths, spacious Aquebogue, Riverhead Town on a dining room and living area with wood burning fireplace. $749,000 Ex- shy half acre is a Liquor Store and clusive IN#27499 Grocery Store w/ Apartment. Live S ta rt Yo u r D ay E ar ly ? So Do We! Call Dan's Papers at 7:00 am to place your s Service Directory Ad Call 631-283-1000 7am-6pm M-F 9am-4pm Sat To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 142 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings Corcoran Amagansett Office 140 Main Street Co-op by the Sea in Amagansett. 2 bedroom, 2 bath furnished and all amenities. Pool, tennis, ocean. Exclusive $800K WEB# 34192 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 East Hampton Office 20 Main Street/51 Main Street Sag Harbor Village. Charming village home c.1880 completely restored, move-in ready. Delightful sunny new EIK with sun deck. Wood-burning stove. Stroll to everything. Exclusive $850K WEB# 38779 Stephen Hammock 516.680.6971 Open House. Sat. 6/14, 11AM-1PM. 8 Wildflower Lane. East Hampton. New Springs Farmhouse. On beautiful open acre. 4+ bdrs, 4.5 bths, sunny EIK, LR with fplce, DR, htd pool, garage. Exclusive $1.695M WEB# 40963 Stephen Hammock 516.680.6971 Sag Harbor Office 96 Main Street/Madison@Main 1031 Exchange Investment. Sag Harbor. Village Co-op Building. 4 income producing apartments. Exclusive $1.845M WEB# 52433 Clare Tenkarian 631.725.4124 Realtor Listings Cutchogue Office 28735 Main Road Hither Hills Ocean Views. Montauk. Newer Home. Great views near ocean beach. For Rent. June- Aug or per week. $25K WEB# 83402 Pam Liguori 631.903.9717 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com New Listing. Hampton's Cottage. 1600+ sq. ft with 3/2, including spacious master suite. Bathrooms and kitchen redone to the latest taste. Walk to all in EH Village, short bike ride to the best beaches. Room for a pool and expansion. Co-Exclusive. Carol David. IN#48016. $999,000. New Listing. Charming turn of the century home located just outside the EH Village. Rare, legal, two- family residence. Each floor has 1,100 sq.ft. with 3 bedrooms. Established rent roll; fantastic investment opportunity. Exclusive. David Zazula. IN#52971. $769,000. Realtor Listings Light filled, large windows, white pickled floors. 4/3. Spacious living room with fireplace, open kitchen/ dining area. 2,300 sq.ft. Pool and low maintenance grounds. CAC/ irrigation. Co-Exclusive. IN#52354. $1,195,000. Home at Land Value. 1700 sq.ft. home on private acre with room for pool. Open living/ dining area with cathedral ceiling and fireplace. Master suite on first floor with 2/1 on second. Hot Tub, Jacuzzi. Recently repainted and refurbished. Exclusive. Ed Brody. IN#10480. $975,000. SOH Amagansett Village. Sparkling clean, well kept cottage on flaglot, close to all: train, Jitney, the Square and ocean. 2/1 plus kitchen, dining and living room. Deck and outdoor shower. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. IN#33492. $785,000. New Construction. 3,500 sq.ft. with 4/4. EIK, butler's pantry, dining room, living room, media and upstairs living room. Faces reserve. Custom details, top-of-the-line amenities. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen IN#55137. $1,650,000. Sunset Views over Accabonac Harbor, glorious sunrises over Gardiner's Bay. 3/2. Living room with vaulted ceiling, dining area, kitchen, town water, and large mahogany deck. Recently renovated. Exclusive. David Zazula. IN#10472. $1,225,000. Easy, One Level Living. 3/2 on .80 acres close to the famous Round Swamp Farm. Master suite set apart from guest bedrooms. Fireplace, CAC and heated pool. Easy to maintain. Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. IN#54253. $795,000. Newly Refurbished Condo in Treescape. 1400 sq.ft. unit offers an open first floor with plenty of light with bedroom and bath. Second floor master bedroom, plus guest bedroom and bath. Community pool and tennis. Co-Exclusive. IN#44931. $650,000. Pristine Home in Treescape. 4/3, finished basement and a low monthly maintenance. Treescape condos share an Olympic-size pool and tennis courts. Carefree, easy living. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. IN#55282. $755,000. Realtor Listings dining/ living/ kitchen areas. Deck overlooks spacious, level backyard. New GHA. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. IN#54266. $495,000. Walk to East Hampton Village. Custom, architect designed 3/3.5 in two story barn-style home overlooking horse farm. Living room with double height ceiling, fireplace, plus den/ media room. Gunite pool, beautiful gardens, on private half acre. Co-Exclusive. JR Kuneth & Carol David. IN#54547. $1,595,000. Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.6536700 Quogue $2,200,000 Cool pool enhances this 5 BR, 5.5 B, two-story ideally sited on .75 acres. A very nice home that covers all the bases with fireplace and basement. Excl. #64028 | Web#H52077. Shinnecock Hills $2,500,000 Get ready to fall in love with this cordial 5 BR, 3 B post modern on 1.5 acres. Its many features include relaxing pool, finished basement and 2 fireplaces. Excl. #65868. Co-Exclusive. Quiogue $2,195,000 A majestic setting on one acre, down a quiet country lane. The gracious entrance foyer welcomes you to 5 BR, 4.5 B, a formal dining room, elegant living room with fireplace, family room, kitchen combination with hearth. Also a full basement, a 3 car garage, landscaping and grand terrace area for summer entertaining. Excl. #55477 | Web#H0155477. Co-Exclusive. Remsenburg $1,150,000 Secluded 2story, 5 BR, 3.5 B post modern with guest house, relaxing pool, plus a tennis court, and fireplace. All CO's in place for an income producing one bedroom finished basement.Unbeatable total package! Excl. #66219 | Web#H45265. East Quogue $949,000 This traditional home offers 4 BR and 2.5 B. Living room with fireplace and dining room with sliders to deck and yard. Comfy family room and inviting porch complete the look in this cozy cul-de-sac. Excl. #66321 | Web#H47510. Smart Buy, Great Life! Calverton$610,000 Two-story contemporary with 4BR, 2.5B, hardwood floors, CAC, fireplace and scenic water vistas. Finished basement, well water. Excl. F#66344 | Web#H48285 Realtor Listings Hampton Bays $1,975,000 Bayfront post modern located on Tiana Bay, new construction on 1 acre, private beach, Hamptons retreat. Spectacular sunsets as you lounge at pool. Excl. #64037 Hampton Bays $415,000 If you are looking for a 2-1 in Hampton Bays w/ big backyard for running around, you've found it. Call to make an appointment. Excl. #65735 Web#H0158919 East Quogue $420,000 Great summer home in a private beach community, 2 car garage, enclosed porch on .30 acre with beach rights. Excl. #2080398 East Quogue $639,000 1-story, 2 BR, 2 B with fireplace and hardwood flooring. Excl. #59260 Riverhead $525,000 Multi-family home in a great location, just a block or 2 from Downtown Riverhead located on a corner many possibilities Excl. #64230 Web ID#H14969 Hampton Bays $449,000 Charming renovated home with 3 BR, 1.5 B ranch is a must see! Perfect for summer dining, entertaining on private deck. Excl. #64529 | Web #H15431 Hampto n Bays $465,000 Start home o ownership here with this 3 BR, 2 B home, ith fireplace, den, a/c, dining room, hardwood floors and basement. Excl. # 65396 Hampton Bays $440,000 This 3 BR, 1 B offers old world charm. Front porch and spacious backyard, located between beaches and town. 2.5 car garage with loft great for workshop or hobbies. Excl. #65833 East Quogue $549,000 Great home in beach community just a short distance to beach and West Tiana Shores Assoc. 3 BR, 2 B, pool and possible water views if you add a second story. Excl. #62845 Prudential Douglas Elliman Southampton Office 631.283.4343 Southampton $558,000 Land Opportunity. Private and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 BR house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. Health permit in place. #344701 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE East Hampton Office 631-324-8080 1TownandCountry.com East Hampton Sited on a hilltop with beautiful winter water views and access to private beach. One acre of gardens and privacy. Four bedrooms, 3 baths, living room with fireplace, screened gazebo overlooking lush landscape and room for pool. Web#46288. Co-Exclusive $1,295,000.. Pat MacArthur 631-324-8080 ext. 25 or 631-645-6556 East Hampton This is a great opportunity to build in Clearwater Beach. Realtor Listings Located on a quiet street, walking distance to the private beach and marina is this .43 of an acre parcel. Build your dream home, property has room for pool. Web#3149. Exclusive. $450,000. Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080 ext.24 or 516-769-3674 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 1TownandCountry.com Views of Peconic Bay. High in the hills with is this fun family retreat with 6 bedrooms, 8.5 baths, several living areas, dining room, EIK, and finished basement with 2 beds, 2 baths, wet bar, and gym. Pool house and hot tub too. Web#46804. Exclusive. $2,995,000. Alicia Ward 631-537-3200 ext. 111 or 516-356-6695 and Christina Brierley 631-537-3200 ext. 102 or 631-871-6355 Pondfront. Sweet 2 bedroom, 1bath cottage with living room and kitchen with pond views, full basement with oversized 2-car garage set on .63 acre with 75' of pond front. Web#37478. EXCLUSIVE. $795,000. Jane Holden 631-725-2233 ext.114 or 631-987-8804. TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-3030 1TownandCountry.com G reat Property Needs TLC. Spacious .41 acre property on quiet street. Four bedrooms (master on first floor), 3 bath, wood burning stove, OHW heat, EIK Minutes to village and beaches. Motivated seller. Web#11949. Exclusive. $579,000.. Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-3030. TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Mattituck Office 631-298-0600 1TownandCountry.com Mattituck Lakefront Gem. Spectacular 4,000 sq. ft. Post modern home with 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air and much more. The home is situated on 1.4 acres with a pool and surrounded by natures beauty. Web#50271. $1,299,000 . Mattituck Office 631-298-0600 Hampton Bays land. .22 acre buildable lot with site plan approval for 2,100 sf house. Web#01631 Exclusive $224,500 Thea Cohen at Town and Country Real Estate 631-298-0600 or 631-334-8444. Riverhead Commercial Rental Main Street. 2,000 sf great professional office. Close to courts. Web#9498 Exclusive $2,500/month Thea Cohen, Town & Country Real Estate 631-298-0600 or 631-334-8444. TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Southold Office 631-765-0500 1TownandCountry.com Mattituck Pondfront. Builders own 5,200 sq. ft. Farmhouse with 6 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 car garage, incredible details throughout and so much more. The home is situated on close to 5 acres and is surrounded by preserved land for complete privacy. Web#51124. $1,998,500 . Southold Office 631-765-0500 Southold Creekfront. Four bedrooms, 2.5 baths, great room & library both with Pennsylvania fieldstone fireplaces, gourmet kitchen, decks with forever views plus wide plank floors, antique barnsiding and hand hewn beams, making this a special home. $1,695,000 Web#40119. Gary Laube 631-765-0500 ext.106 or 631-680-4362 Wonderful Clearwater Beach Home. Grounds and residence impeccably maintained. 4 bedrooms, living Bridgehampton Office room with beamed ceiling, office/ 1936 Montauk Hwy/2405 Main Street den, crisp, clean kitchen. Shy ? acre includes heated 18' x 36' pool, hot Post and Beam at Edge of Woods. tub, extensive deck, large patio and Water Mill. Newly renovated 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 1.4 acres + extra bldg. more. Walking distance to Clearwater Beach Marina and Bay beach for exExclusive $1.45M WEB# 54125 clusive use by Clearwater residents. Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Exclusive. IN#31215. $995,000. p Hamp tons Condo + Free Car. Water Mill. 2 bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, CAC, heated pool, tennis, low CC. Exclusive $799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Newly Renovated Contemporary Near Beach. East Hampton. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room + fireplace, CAC, heated pool. Exclusive $750K WEB# 46385 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street Year Round Rental. Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, 1 bath house with bay view. Available also for summer only $9K through LD. WEB# 37793 Mel Feinstein 631.723.4428 Live Work House. Westhampton. New house with minor change available for office and living. Exclusive $1.75M WEB# 30681 Mel Feinstein 631.723.4428 Live Work Houses. East Quogue. Main house for living. Cottage for studio or office. Exclusive $875K WEB# 47321 Mel Feinstein 631.723.4428 Mint Condition. 2 bedrooms plus loft area, possible 3rd; 2 baths, pool, decking, CAC, irrigation, security system. Beautifully landscaped for privacy. Recent renovations. Co-Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. IN#55036. $975,000. East Hampton/ Amagansett Border. Barnes Landing area. 3,500 sq.ft. home built in 2005 to the highest standards. Open floor plan includes gourmet, EIK, living room with fireplace, separate dining room and office/ media room. 1st floor master suite, 3/2 on 2nd floor. High ceilings and hardwood floors throughout. Full basement, mahogany decking, heated gunite pool, on open, landscaped property. Exclusive. David Zazula. IN#35953. Reduced to $1,340,000. Mint Saltbox. Home on a protected, private, fully fenced 1/3 + acre flaglot in EH. 1/1 on first floor and 2/1 on second. Open living/ dining/ kitchen area. Large deck, full basement, freshly painted, new landscaping. Exclusive. IN#46842. $599,000. Near Northwest on .63 private acres. East Hampton Village. House on Prudential Douglas Elliman shy acre, built approx.1900, in need Hampton Bays Office of some TLC. Deep lot has plenty of 631.723.2721 room for expansion, pool and pool Southampton $4,850,000 Premier house. Many original details still remain. Possibilities abound. Exclusive. retail location, dedicated parking area, 2,047 sq.ft., two entrances, terriDavid Zazula. IN#49771. $799,000. fic exposure. Excl. #66324 Within a Mile of Beautiful Bay Beaches. Spectacular sunsets over Accabonac Harbor. 3/1 set on a shy 1/4 acre. Easy, one-level with open Riverhead $1,200,000 2 Stores on Riverfront, free public parking, 3,600 Sq.Ft. Main Street Exposure. Exc. #66323 Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year. Call our Classified Dept. and make Dans your storefront. 631-283-1000 email@example.com To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 143 www.danshamptons.com S AT U R D AY, W E ' R E O P E N I N G D O O R S A L L O V E R T O W N . Open House. Saturday, June 14th. 11 am to 1pm. 25 Powder Hill Lane, East Hampton Beamed great room, country kitchen, family room. Gorgeous 1. 5 acre property with lush gardens, pool, pool house. Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $2,150,000. IN#52666. Dir: Cedar to Old Northwest Rd. to Mile Hill Rd Open House. Saturday, June 14th. 11am to 1pm. 37 Huntting Avenue, East Hampton Village Spectacular new home with 7,000 s.f. including luxurious lower level, pool, poolhouse, 4 bedrooms, library, family room. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $4,350,000. IN#54869. Dir: Newtown Ln to Osborne to Huntting Ave. Open House. Saturday, June 14th. 11 am to 1pm. 9 Sunset Lane, East Hampton Village Total renovation with 4 bedrooms, great room with stone fireplace, new kitchen, large family area, pool. Exclusive. Ed Brody. New Price: $2,550,000. IN#14454 Dir: Newtown Ln. to Osborne Ln. to Sunset Ln. Open House. Saturday, June 14th. 11am to 1pm. 17 Miller Lane West, East Hampton Village charmer with new baths and kitchen, 3 bedrooms, dining area with French doors leading to gardens. Exclusive. Carol David. New Listing. $999,000. IN#48016. Dir: Cedar St. to Miller Ln to Miller Lane West. Open House. Saturday, June 14th. 11am to 1pm. 313 Gerard Drive, East Hampton Sunset and sunrise water views. 3 bedrooms, living room, kitchen, basement, large deck. Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,225,000. IN#10472. Dir: Springs Fpl. Rd. to Gerard Drive. Open House. Saturday, June 14th. 11am to 1pm. 12 Old Orchard Lane, East Hampton Elegant 4 bedroom, 4 bath traditional with open plan living-dining-kitchen area; library, full basement, 2-car garage, heated pool. Large 1. 5 acre property. Exclusive. $2,500,000. IN#40556. Dir: Cedar St to Old Orchard. DEVLIN McNIFF REAL E STAT E 3 NORTH MAIN STREET E A S T H A M P T O N, NEW YORK 11937 T E L E P H O N E 6 3 1. 3 2 4 - 6 1 0 0 W W W. D E V L I N M C N I F F. C O M 1142965 DAN'S PAPERS, June 13, 2008 Page 144 www.danshamptons.com HAPPY FATHER'S DAY Y S O ., AT S N 4 PE une 1 J H O U SE :0 1 ,1 1 0- :0 0 , EN ne 14 P O ., Ju T SA H O U SE 3 1: 3 0- :3 0 THE LOCATION IS WONDERFUL and close to the Village of East Hampton. 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