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Central with homes guest homes totalling acrescan can be be lotsarewithlots guest totalling 6.3 6.3 acres ocean, Jitney, village shops, Jitney, and LIRR everything; ocean,everything; village shops, and LIRR are Sun. 6/12 • to 1:15-3:15 •10.5 Callacre for Appt. purchased create waterview compound. allawithin thanWeb# a mile radius. Web# H13161.purchased Justin BridGEhAMpToN to create 10.5 acre waterview compound. all within less than mile less radius. H13161. Justin 42 Scallop Ave. • $699,000 • Summer Rental $36,000 Web# H0147916. Agnello 631.267.7334 Web# H0147916. Agnello 631.267.7334 SuperbKatzter Value -917.865.2943, Owner/artist of modern home across Mosel 631.537.5900 Sat. 6/11 • 1-2PM Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, the street from Hands631.537.5900 Creek Harbor will award 167 Dune Road • 300 FT. OF BEACHFRONT. Magnificent Sun. 6/12 • 1:15-3:15 • Call for Appt. $100,000 worth of art to the purchaser. 3 brs plus loft BridGEhAMpToN 5 bedroom home, Gunite pool/pool house. 3 car garage. Ave. $699,000 •level Summer Rental Sun. 6/1242 •Scallop 1:15-3:15 ••Call for Appt. and partially finished lower leading out to$36,000 gunite Chefs kitchen, formal dining, Master with fireplace. BridGEhAMpToN Superb - acre. Owner/artist of modern home across pool on Value by million dollar Scallop Ave. •2/3rd $699,000 • Surrounded Summer Rental $36,000 Sat. 6/11 1-2PM Views from• all floors. 2.8 acres. Call for directions.42 Web# the street from Hands Creek Harbor will award homes. Web# H14967. 167 Dune Road •Barbaria 300 FT. OF516.702.5649, BEACHFRONT.631.537.6041 Magnificent Superb Value Owner/artist of modern home across H19782. Lori Sat. 6/11 • 1-2PM5 bedroom home, Gunite pool/pool house. 3 car garage. $100,000 worth917.865.2943, of art to the purchaser. 3 brs plus loft Mosel Katzter 631.537.5900 lbarbaria@elliman.com the street Harbor award and from partiallyHands finishedCreek lower level leadingwill out to gunite 167 Dune Road • 300 FT.kitchen, OF BEACHFRONT. Chefs formal dining,Magnificent Master with fireplace. $100,000 worth of art to the purchaser. 3 brs plusdollar loft pool on 2/3rd EAST acre. Surrounded by million 5 bedroom home, Gunite pool/pool house. 3 car garage. QuoGuE Views from all floors. 2.8 acres. Call for directions. Web# Sat. 6/11 • 1:30-2:30PM and partially finished lower level leading out to gunite homes. Web# H14967. H19782. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 Chefs kitchen, formal dining, Master with fireplace. 40 Newlight Lane • $2,595,000 • Post Modern Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.5900 pool on Mosel 2/3rd acre. Surrounded by million dollar lbarbaria@elliman.com Sat. 6/11 • 12-2PM Views from all floors. 2.8 acres. for directions. Beach House Call on one acre, 5000 Web# sq.ft. 5 spacious homes. H14967. 4a Sunset Avenue • $1,395,000 • Waterfront, pool and H19782. Lori Barbaria 631.537.6041 bedrooms516.702.5649, with private main floor master suite with Web# EAST QuoGuE Sat. 6/11 • 1:30-2:30PM dock. Contemporary offering an open living floor plan Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.5900 expensive bathroom. New eat-in chef’s kitchen lbarbaria@elliman.com 40 Newlight Lane • $2,595,000 • Post Modern with cathedral ceilings. 4brs, 4bths, living room with with Viking and Sub Zero. Cathedral ceilings, Open Sat. 6/11 • 12-2PM Beach House on one acre, 5000 sq.ft. 5 spacious fplc, kitchen with granite counters and breakfast bar, living, Dining, Den, finished basement EAST 4a Sunset Avenue •QuoGuE $1,395,000 • Waterfront, pool and Sat. 6/11 • 1:30-2:30PM bedrooms with private main floor master with suite gym, with dining Contemporary room, 2-garage.offering Privatean location 2-car garage. Call for directions. Web#H0146797 dock. open Web#H0113828. living floor plan expensive bathroom. •New chef’s kitchen 40 Newlight Lane • $2,595,000 Posteat-in Modern Adriana Jurcevceilings. 631.653.6700, 917.678.6543 Lori Viking Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 with cathedral 4brs, 4bths, living room with Sat. 6/11 • 12-2PM with and Sub Zero. Cathedral ceilings, Open Beach House on lbarbaria@elliman.com one acre, 5000 sq.ft. 5 spacious fplc, kitchen with granite counters and breakfast bar, living, Dining, Den, finished basement with4agym, Sunset Avenue • $1,395,000 • Waterfront, pool and Sat. 6/11 & Sun. 6/12 • Private 12-2PM bedrooms with private main floor master suite with dining room, 2-garage. location Web#H0113828. 2-car garage. Call for directions. Web#H0146797 dock. Contemporary an open living floor plan 10 Kate Jurcev Courtoffering • $1,995,000 •917.678.6543 Furnished 4,500 sf., expensive bathroom. eat-in516.702.5649, chef’s kitchen Adriana 631.653.6700, Fri. 5/10New • 12-1:15PM. Call for Appt. Lori Barbaria 631.537.6041 with cathedral ceilings. 4brs, 4bths, living room Floor with 5brs, 5.5 marble bths on 1.4 acres in cul-de-sac. 527 Butter • $2,500,000 with Viking and Sub Zero. Lane Cathedral ceilings, Open lbarbaria@elliman.com to ceiling in entryand foyer, 2-car garage, fplc, kitchen with&wainscoting granite breakfast bar, Sat. 6/11 Sun. 6/12counters • 12-2PM Modern on Butter Lane craftedwith by published living, Dining, Den, finished basement gym, designer. Gunite pool, EIK •with s/s appliances, granite counters, 10 Kate Court $1,995,000 • Furnished 4,500 sf., 2-garage. Private location Web#H0113828. Two5/10 master bedrooms, 4brs, 4bths. Beautiful dining gunite room, Fri. •directions. 12-1:15PM. Call for Appt. 2-car garage. Call for Web#H0146797 FDR, 5.5 full631.653.6700, basement, suites. Professionally 5brs, marble bths 2onmaster 1.4917.678.6543 acres in cul-de-sac. Floor pool/spa. Spacious living quarters with tvs and Jurcev Butter Lane • $2,500,000 Adriana Lori Barbaria527 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 landscaped. Web# H0157052. Mariko to ceiling wainscoting in entry foyer, 2-carPichardo garage, satelliteon radio. Web#H10170. Modern Butter Lane crafted by published designer. lbarbaria@elliman.com Gunite pool, EIK with s/s appliances, granite counters, 917.301.2416, 631.288.6244 Two master bedrooms, 4brs,631.537.5900 4bths. Beautiful Sat. gunite Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 6/11FDR, & Sun. • 12-2PM full 6/12 basement, 2 master suites. Professionally pool/spa. Spacious living quarters with tvs and 10 Kate landscaped. Court • $1,995,000 • Furnished sf., Web# H0157052. Mariko4,500 Pichardo hAMpToN BAyS Fri. 5/10 • 12-1:15PM. Call Appt. satellite radio. Web#H10170. Sat. 6/11 &for Sun. 6/12 • 12-4PM. Call for appt. 5brs, 5.5 917.301.2416, marble bths631.288.6244 on 1.4 acres in cul-de-sac. Floor Katzter 917.865.2943, 527 Butter Lane •Mosel $2,500,000 535 Butter Lane • $1,800,000631.537.5900 • 1.5 acre lot surrounded 6/11 • 10:30AM-12:30PM ceilingSat. wainscoting in entry foyer, 2-car garage, a 30 crafted acre reserve, offers the opportunity Modern on Butter by Lane by published designer. for atogrand hAMpToN BAyS Sat. 6/11home, & Sun.(plans 6/12 •are 12-4PM. Call for appt. 27 Bittersweet South Ext • $425,000 • Immaculate Gunite EIK with s/s appliances, granite counters, manor available). Just 3 miles to pool, Two master bedrooms, 4brs, 4bths. Beautiful gunite 535 Butter Lane • $1,800,000 • 1.5 acre lot surrounded Ranch offers master with own bath,Professionally 2 additional brs ocean. Web#H07527. FDR, fullSat. basement, 2 master suites. pool/spa. Spacious living quarters with tvs and 6/11 • 10:30AM-12:30PM by a 30 Katzter acre reserve, offers the631.537.5900 opportunity for a grand and full bth, sunny EIK, FDR, Mariko airy LR with fpl and Mosel 917.865.2943, landscaped. Web# H0157052. Pichardo 27 Bittersweet South Extcloset • $425,000 • Immaculate satellite radio. Web#H10170. manor home, (plans are available). Just 3 miles to laundry room, plenty of space, high ceilings. 917.301.2416, 631.288.6244 Ranch offers master with own bath, 2 additional brs ocean. Web#H07527. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.5900 Web# H53648. Priscilla Kallio 631.723.4315 and full bth, sunny EIK, FDR, airy LR with fpl and Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.5900 EAST hAMpToN laundryhAMpToN room, plenty of closet space, high ceilings. BAyS Sat. 6/11 • 11AM-1PM Sat. 6/11 & Sun. 6/12 • 12-4PM. Call for appt. Web# H53648. Priscilla Kallio 631.723.4315 20 Bittersweet Avenue • $369,000 • Beach house 535 Butter Lane • Sat. $1,800,000 •EAST 1.5 acre lot surrounded 6/11 • 11:30-1PM hAMpToN just a short distance to East Landing Beach. This 3br Sat. 6/11Sat. • 10:30AM-12:30PM 1 Marina Laneopportunity • $1,500,000 Beautiful nearlyby a 30 acre reserve, offers the for•a grand 6/11 • 11AM-1PM Ranch isSouth situated on•a serene lot to••enjoy summer new East Hampton waterfront 27mint Bittersweet Ext $425,000 Immaculate 20 Bittersweet Avenue • $369,000 Beach house manor home, (plans are• available). miles to is in Sat. 6/11 11:30-1PM Just 3 Traditional living. Web#distance H0151243. Pallister 631.723.4311 condition. Spacious at 2280 sq ft, each of the three just a short to Ann East Landing Beach. Thisbrs 3br Ranch offers master with own bath, 2 additional 1 Marina Lane • $1,500,000 • Beautiful nearlyocean. Web#H07527. bedrooms has its own bathroom, plus there is full a Ranch is situated onFDR, a serene lot towith enjoy fpl summer and bth, sunny EIK, airy LR and new East Hampton waterfront Traditional is in mint Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.5900 Sat. 6/11 • 12-2PM another half bathroom. There living. Web# H0151243. Ann space, Pallisterhigh 631.723.4311 condition. Spacious at 2280 sq isft,more each than of theenough three laundry room, of closet ceilings. 52 East plenty Tiana Road • $1,695,000 • New construction, space. Web# H27636. Justin Agnello plus 631.267.7334 bedrooms has its own bathroom, there is a H53648. Priscilla Kallio 631.723.4315 Web# Gunite pool, tennis, pool house plus 200 ft. of private Sat. 6/11 • 12-2PM another half bathroom. There is more than enough sandy compound•features 3 en suite 52 Eastbeach! TianaThis Roadmini • $1,695,000 New construction, EAST hAMpToN Sat, 6/11 • 11-1PM space. Web# H27636. Justin Agnello 631.267.7334 brs with private balconies, huge and 6/11Gunite • 11AM-1PM pool, tennis, pool house plusliving 200 ft.space of private 27 Church Street • $925,000 • Village originalSat. offers state-of-the-art kitchen. Web# H45177. sandy beach! This mini compound •features suite Bittersweet Avenue • $369,000 Beach3 en house 3br, 6/11 2bths, sitting room and separate dining20 area. Sat, • 11-1PM Sat. 6/11 • 11:30-1PM Theresa Thompson 631.204.2734 brs distance with private balconies, hugeBeach. living space and Sited on a .25 acre••lot, there is•room fororiginal a pool and for Street $925,000 Village offers just a short to East Landing This 3br 1 Marina Lane 27 • Church $1,500,000 Beautiful nearlyWeb# H45177. expansion. double pre-existing garage/workshop 3br, 2bths, A sitting room and separate diningRanch area. isstate-of-the-art situated on akitchen. serene lot to enjoy summer new East Hampton waterfront Traditional is in mint Theresa Thompson 631.204.2734 Sat. 6/11 • 12-2PM Sited a .25 acre lot,a there is roomWeb#H45481. for a pool and for Web# H0151243. Ann Pallister 631.723.4311 couldon transform into pool house. living. condition. Spacious at Kaplan 2280A sq ft, each of the garage/workshop three 9 Lincoln Avenue • $599,000 • Tiana Bayfront cottage expansion. double pre-existing Robin 631.267.7384 Sat. • 12-2PM bedrooms has its own bathroom, plus there is a with 6/11 private sandy beach ready for summer living could transform into a pool house. Web#H45481. •Lincoln 12-2PM Avenue • $599,000 • Tiana cottage with 1br, 1bth, newly renovated and Bayfront redesigned with Robin Kaplan 631.267.7384 another half bathroom. There is more than• Call enough Sat. 6/11 & Sun. 6/12 • 12-4PM for Appt. Sat. 6/119 with private beach ready forconstruction, summer 52 East Tiana Roaddetail. •sandy $1,695,000 • New meticulous Granite kitchen, new bath, living lush 16 Copeces • $799,000 • Yearly Rental $42,000 space. Web# H27636. JustinLane Agnello 631.267.7334 with 1br, stone 1bth,pool newly renovated redesigned with Sat. 6/11 & Sun. 6/12 • 12-4PM • Call for Appt. 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Sat. 6/11 • 12-2PM Sat. 6/11 & Sun. 6/12 • 1-4PM • Call for Appt. 22 Corwin Lane • $999,000 • Pristine new cottage on 60 Fourteen Hills Court • 2 Week Rental $40,000 Tiana Bay with 2brs, 2bths, loft, fireplace, hardwood 10,000 sf. home with the look and feel of a W Hotel. 5brs floors, state-of-the-art appliances and fixtures. plus first floor and finished lower level. Sleek, modern Sat. 6/11 • 12-2PM Sat. 6/11 & Sun. 6/12 • 1-4PM • Call for Appt. Custom and attention to detail. Enjoy sunrise style, Gunite pool,6/12 spa and tennis. Web#H1159. Sat.Corwin 6/11millwork • 12-2PM Sat.on 6/11 &60 Sun. • 1-4PM • Court Call for•Appt. 22 Lane • $999,000 • Pristine new cottage Fourteen Hills 2 Week Rental $40,000 to sunset in this south-of-the-highway, turnkey Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.5900 22 Corwin Lane • $999,000 • Pristine new cottage on 60 Fourteen Hills Court • 2 Week Rental $40,000 Tiana Bay with 2brs, 2bths, loft, fireplace, hardwood 10,000 sf. home with the look and feel of a W Hotel. 5brs beach house. H54161. Tiana Bay with Web# 2brs, 2bths, loft,Theresa fireplace,Thompson hardwood 10,000 sf. home with the look and feel of a W Hotel. 5brs floors, state-of-the-art appliances and fixtures. plus first floor lower and finished lower level. Sleek, modern 631.204.2734 Sat. 2:00-3:30PM. floors, state-of-the-art appliances and fixtures. plus6/11 first•floor and finished level. Sleek, modern Custom millwork attention to detail. Enjoy sunrise 18 Cove Road • Gunite $1,395,000 •spa and Sag Harbor Cove style, pool, tennis. Web#H1159. Custom millwork andand attention to detail. Enjoy sunrise style, Gunite pool, spa and tennis. Web#H1159. Sun. 6/12 • 12-1:30PM Redwood area home. This 2br Ranch has approved to sunset in inthisthis south-of-the-highway, turnkey turnkey to sunset south-of-the-highway, Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.5900 Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.5900 13A Wakeman • H54161. $799,000 • Great location, plans for a 4br, 3bth home. The deep water dock can beach house. Web# Theresa Thompson beach house.Road Web# H54161. Theresa Thompson close to ocean beach and bays. Secluded 1.1acre lots 631.204.2734 accommodate a 6/11 28 ft.•boat. Just over .5 mile to the Sat. 6/11 •Sat. 2:00-3:30PM. 631.204.2734 2:00-3:30PM. of privacy. 3brs, 2bths, large family room with fpl, village. FullRoad basement and detached 18 Cove • $1,395,000 • Saggarage. HarborWeb# Cove 18 Cove Road • Ranch $1,395,000 • Sag Harbor Cove EIK sunroom. Free-form salt- water heated pool Sun.and 6/12 • 12-1:30PM Redwood Richard area home. This631.379.3570 2br has approved H0152396. Kudlak Sun. 6/12 • 12-1:30PM Redwood area home. This 2br Ranch has approved 13A pool Wakeman $799,000 • Great location, and house.Road Web#• H49726. Elaine Tsirogiorgis plans for a 4br, 3bth home. The deep water dock can 13A Road • $799,000 • Great plans forft.a boat. 4br, Just 3bthover home. Thetodeep close Wakeman to ocean beach and bays. Secluded 1.1acre lotslocation, accommodate a 28 .5 mile the water dock can 631.723.4304 of privacy. 3brs, beach 2bths, large family Secluded room with 1.1acre fpl, village. basement and adetached garage. Web# close to ocean and bays. lots Full accommodate 28 ft. boat. Just over .5 mile to the SAGApoNAck EIKprivacy. and salt- water heated poolwithH0152396. Richard Kudlak 631.379.3570 Sat. 6/11sunroom. • 1-2:30PM of 3brs,Free-form 2bths, large family room fpl, village. Full basement and detached garage. Web# and pool house. Web# H49726. Elaine Tsirogiorgis 11 East Donellan • $935,000 • This lovely estate” 6/11 •H0152396. 12-1:30PM Richard Kudlak 631.379.3570 EIK and sunroom. Free-form salt-“mini water heatedSat. pool 631.723.4304 with 2bths isWeb# locatedH49726. on a private lane. Tsirogiorgis The 180 Merchants Path • $2,250,000 • SAGAPONACK and 3brs pooland house. Elaine home is decorated (furniture incl.) with fpl and CAC. WITH TENNIS 4 SAGApoNAck bedrooms on 2.8 acres. Main floor 631.723.4304 Sat. 6/11 •landscaping, 1-2:30PM Beautiful heated pool, and deeded master, vaulted ceiling living room heated pool 11 East Donellan • $935,000 • This lovely “mini estate” Sat. 6/11 • 12-1:30PM SAGApoNAck beach access. Web# H23158. Elaine Tsirogiorgis surrounded with Blue Stone, gardens. Finished with 3brs 2bths is located on a private lane. The 180 Merchants Path • $2,250,000 • SAGAPONACK Sat. 6/11and • 1-2:30PM 631.723.4304 basement, 2-car garage. Call for directions. Web# home is decorated incl.) with fpl and “mini CAC. estate” WITH TENNIS 4 bedrooms on 2.8 acres. Main floor 11 East Donellan(furniture • $935,000 • This lovely Sat.Barbaria 6/11 • 12-1:30PM Lori 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 Beautiful landscaping, heated pool, and deeded H40359. master, vaulted ceiling living room heated pool Sun. 6/12 • 12-2PM with 3brs and 2bths is located on a private lane. The lbarbaria@elliman.com 180 Merchants Path • $2,250,000 • SAGAPONACK beach access. Web# H23158. Elaine Tsirogiorgis with Blue Stone, gardens. Finished 10 Norwood Road • $539,500 • Large yardand surrounded home is decorated (furniture incl.)private with fpl CAC. WITH 4 bedrooms on Web# 2.8 acres. Main floor 631.723.4304 basement, 2-car TENNIS garage. Call for directions. this home In Tiana Shores is a must see. pool, L.R. withand fpl, deeded Beautiful landscaping, heated master, vaulted ceiling 631.537.6041 living room heated pool H40359. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, bay and skylites. room Elaine with skylight SouThAMpToN Sun.window 6/12access. • 12-2PM beach Web#Family H23158. Tsirogiorgis lbarbaria@elliman.com surrounded with Blue Stone, gardens. Finished and pool access. FDR, updated kitchen, 10 Norwood Road • $539,500 • Large office, private3 brs, yard 631.723.4304 basement, 2-car garage. Call for directions. Web# 1.5bth and heated pool. Web# H23137. Adriana Jurcev this home In Tiana Shores is a must see. L.R. with fpl, Sat. 6/11 • 11:30-1PM H40359. •Lori Barbaria 631.537.6041 917.678.6543, 631.653.6700 $3,095,000 • 516.702.5649, On one of bay window and skylites. Family room with skylight 75 Post Crossing SouThAMpToN Sun. 6/12 • 12-2PM lbarbaria@elliman.com Village’s most prestigious streets, and pool access. FDR, updated kitchen, office, 3 brs, Southampton 10 Norwood Road $539,500 LargeJurcev privatesteps yard Sat. 6/11 • 11-1PM 1.5bth and heated pool. •Web# H23137. •Adriana from•Main Street. Close to beaches. Magnificent Sat. 6/11 11:30-1PM 96 Argonne EastShores • $449,000 LR with vaulted this home Road In631.653.6700 Tiana is a•must see. L.R. with 917.678.6543, private garden, Gunite• pool, 5brs, 2bths, 75fpl, Post Crossing $3,095,000 • Onroom oneforof ceiling and fpl. Kitchen with breakfast bar. Dining expansion on .5 Village’s acres Web# H47317. Thomas streets, Knight bay window and skylites. Family room with skylight Southampton most prestigious SouThAMpToN area with sliders to patio. Wood floors throughout. Sat. 6/11 • 11-1PM steps and pool access. FDR, updated kitchen, office, 3631.204.2746 brs,from Main Street. Close to beaches. Magnificent Bonus roomRoad aboveEast garage. 2.5-car garage. Close 96 Argonne • $449,000 • LR with vaulted private garden, Gunite pool, 5brs, 2bths, room for 1.5bth and heated pool. Web# H23137. Adriana Jurcev Sat. 6/11 • Web# 11:30-1PM ceiling and fpl. Kitchen breakfast bar. Dining to shopping, dining, bay with and ocean beaches on .5 expansion on .5 acres Sat. 6/11 • 10:30AM - 12PM H47317. Thomas Knight 917.678.6543, 631.653.6700 75 • Post Crossing • $3,095,000 area lot. with sliders to patio. Wood floors throughout. 8631.204.2746 acre Web# H51094. Adriana Jurcev 917.678.6543, Club Drive $549,000 • Shinnecock Hills, newly • On one of Bonus room above garage. 2.5-car garage. Close renovated 4br, Southampton streets, 631.653.6700 3bth Ranch onVillage’s a high lot most featuresprestigious LR to shopping, dining, bay and ocean beaches on .5 with Sat. 6/11 • 11-1PM Sat.fpl, 6/11large •steps 10:30AM - and 12PM from Main Street. Closefor topool. beaches. Magnificent kitchen dining area. Room acreArgonne lot. Web# H51094. Adriana Jurcev 917.678.6543, 8 Club Drive • $549,000 • Shinnecock Hills,5brs, newly 2bths, room for Sun. 6/12 • 1-3PM 96 Road East • $449,000 • LR with vaulted Web# H38109. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 private garden, Gunite pool, 631.653.6700 renovated expansion 4br, 3bth Ranch a high Web# lot features LR Thomas Knight 37 Tianaand Circle $1,049,000 • Rampasture Pt. Dining ceiling fpl.• Kitchen with breakfast bar. on .5onacres H47317. with6/11 fpl, large kitchen and dining area. Room for pool. waterfront beach cottage in cul-de-sac with private Sat. • 631.204.2746 1-3PM area with sliders to patio. Wood floors throughout. Sun. 6/12 • 1-3PM Web# H38109. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 beach. 4brs, 2bths, amazing sunsets2.5-car and views. Open 53 Bellows Court • $1,395,000 • Near the ocean and Bonus room above garage. garage. 37 Tiana Circle • $1,049,000 • Rampasture Pt. Close floor plan for the LR, DR and kitchen with breakfast the center of the Village is this 2-story home on a quiet to shopping, dining, bay and ocean beaches on .5 waterfront beach cottage in cul-de-sac with private Sat. 6/11 • 10:30AM - 12PM Sat. 6/11 • 1-3PM bar. New ironwood deck. Walk-out basement to with 3brs, 3bths and CAC as well as a new pool. beach.lot. 4brs, 2bths, amazing sunsets views.917.678.6543, Open street acre Web# H51094. Adriana Jurcev 53 Bellows •Drive $1,395,000 • Near the• ocean and 8 Court Club • $549,000 Shinnecock Hills, newly beach. Web# H14452. Adriana Jurcevand 917.678.6543, Easy trip for shopping. A charming country home. floor plan for the LR, DR and kitchen with breakfast the center renovated of the Village4br, is this 2-story homeon on a quiet 631.653.6700 631.653.6700 3bth Ranch H44415. Maryanne Horwath 631.204.2720a high lot features LR bar. New ironwood deck. Walk-out basement to Web# street with 3brs, 3bths and CAC as well as a new pool. with fpl, large kitchen and dining area. Room for pool. beach. Web# H14452. Adriana Jurcev 917.678.6543, Easy trip for shopping. A charming country home. MoNTAuk Sun. 6/12 • 1-3PM Sat. 6/11 • Web# 12:30-2PM H38109. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 631.653.6700 Web# H44415. Maryanne Horwath 631.204.2720 49 Pt. Culver Hill Street • $645,000 • Ideal for 37 Tiana Circle • $1,049,000 • Rampasture Sat. 6/11 • 11AM-12:30PM & Sun. 6/12 • 12-3PM PROFESSIONAL OFFICES AND FOR POSSIBLE waterfront beachMoNTAuk cottage in cul-de-sac with private Sat. 6/11 •Sat. 12:30-2PM 6/11 • 1-3PM 11 Washington Drive • $3,995,000 • Hither Hills... USE. Bordering the Estate Section beach.house 4brs,from 2bths, amazing sunsets and pool views.RESIDENTIAL Open 49 Culver53Hill Street • $645,000 • Ideal for the ocean and Bellows Court • $1,395,000 • Near Second a private ocean beach with of Southampton Village. Free standing, renovated, Sat. 6/11 • 11AM-12:30PM & Sun. 6/12 • 12-3PM PROFESSIONAL OFFICES AND FOR POSSIBLE floor plan for the LR, DR and kitchen with breakfast the centerWeb# of theH9063. VillageMichael is this 2-story home on a quiet and huge oceanDrive views,• this sophisticated 10 Hills... room ready for occupancy. Nappa 11 Washington $3,995,000 • Hither RESIDENTIAL USE. Bordering the Estate Section bar. Newhasironwood Walk-out basement to Traditional 5,000asf. ofdeck. living space. 4brswith ,4bths, street Village. with 3brs, and CAC as well as a new pool. Second house from private ocean beach pool 631.204.2726 of Southampton Free3bths standing, renovated, beach. Web# H14452. Adriana Jurcev with large master suites, 30x30 living room, dining and 2huge ocean views, this sophisticated 10917.678.6543, room trip for shopping. A charming ready for Easy occupancy. Web# H9063. Michael Nappa country home. room, den, office, gourmet Web# H23361. Lili 631.653.6700 Traditional has 5,000 sf. ofkitchen. living space. 4brs ,4bths, Sat. 6/11 • Web# 12-2PMH44415. Maryanne Horwath 631.204.2720 631.204.2726 Elsis with 2631.267.7305 large master suites, 30x30 living room, dining 14 Millstone Drive • $660,000 • 2brs and 2bths with room, den, office, gourmet kitchen. Web# H23361. Lili room for additional br.•Master br with walk-in closet, Sat. 6/11 •Sat. 12-2PM MoNTAuk 6/11 12:30-2PM Elsis 631.267.7305 14 Millstone • $660,000 and 2bths with entryway can Drive be used as extra• 2brs bedroom, with 49 Culver Hill Street • LR $645,000 • Ideal for SAG hArBor room area, for additional br.built Master br withlots walk-in closet, large den, in shelves, of sunlight. Sat. 6/11 • 11AM-12:30PM & Sun. 6/12 • 12-3PMdining PROFESSIONAL OFFICES AND entryway Jacuzzi, can be room used for as pool. extra bedroom, LR withFOR POSSIBLE In-ground Web# H23735. Hara 11 Washington Drive • $3,995,000 • Hither Hills... SAG hArBor RESIDENTIAL Bordering the Estate Section Sat. 6/11 • 11:30AM-12:30PM dining631.267.7335, area, large den, builtAgnello inUSE. shelves, lots of sunlight. Kang Justin 631.267.7334 Second house• $1,525,000 from a private ocean beach pool 10 South Drive • NORTH HAVEN POSTwithIn-ground Jacuzzi, room for pool. Web# H23735. Hara of Southampton Village. Free standing, renovated, Sat. 6/11 • 11:30AM-12:30PM and hugein ocean views, thiswith sophisticated Kang 631.267.7335, Justin Agnello 631.267.7334 MODERN Beach community private beach10 room ready for occupancy. Web# H9063. Michael Nappa 10 South Drive • $1,525,000 • NORTH HAVEN POST access, and boat bedrooms,one on ,4bths, Traditional hasslips. 5,000Five sf. large of living space. 4brs wESThAMpToN 631.204.2726 MODERN in Beach community with private the main floor. Spacious chef’s eat-in kitchen, with dining with 2 large master suites, 30x30 living beach room, access, and boat slips. Five large bedrooms,one on granite counter tops,gourmet wine cooler, all theWeb# bells and 6/11 &Sat. Sun.wESThAMpToN 6/12 ••12-2PM room, den, office, kitchen. 6/11 12-2PM the main floor. Spacious eat-inWeb#H23095. kitchen, H23361. with Sat.Lili whistles. Full basement, 2 chef’s car garage. 28 South Road • $1,650,000 • In the center of WHB. Elsis 631.267.7305 granite counter tops, wine cooler, all the bells and 14 Millstone Drive • $660,000 • 2brs and 2bths with Sat. 6/11 & Sun. 6/12 • 12-2PM Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 lbarbaria@ 5br Post Modern. Master en-suite 4 guest brs, 5.5bths, whistles. Full basement, 2 car garage. Web#H23095. 28 South Road • for $1,650,000 • In br. the Master center ofbr WHB. room additional with walk-in closet, elliman.com 2-car garage, FDR, family room, EIK boasting granite Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 lbarbaria@ 5br Post Modern. Master en-suite 4 guest brs, 5.5bths, entryway can be used as extra bedroom, LR with counter-tops and s/s appliances. Enjoy the pool in elliman.com 2-car garage, FDR, family room, EIK boasting granite SAG hArBor dining area, den,Mariko built in shelves, lots of sunlight. private backyard. Web# large H24132. Pichardo counter-tops and s/s appliances. Enjoy the pool in 917.301.2416, 631.288.6244 In-ground Jacuzzi, room for pool. Web# H23735. 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#1 Don’t Let What Happened to Cooper’s Beach Happen to Main By Dan Rattiner As I think the entire country knows, in the year 2010, Cooper’s Beach in Southampton was selected as the Most Beautiful Beach in America. The honor was bestowed by Dr. Steven Leatherman, also known as “Dr. Beach,” who has for the last 21 years from his perch as Director of Florida International University’s Laboratory for Coastal Research, visited thousands of beaches around the country and evaluated them scientifically in 50 different categories. These include the quality of the sand, the cleanliness of the facilities, the beauty of the surroundings, the weather, the crowds, the quality of the water and so forth and so on. At that time, Cooper’s Beach was rated #1, and East Hampton Main Beach was rated #5 Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is now available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is now available in paperback.

by Dr. Beach, up from #6 the previous year. Many think that the classic lines of Main Beach are superior to those at Cooper’s, but then, having two beaches in the top 10 of the thousands and thousands of beaches that Dr. Beach had sifted through (so to speak), was certainly something. Mayor Mark Epley and the Southampton Chamber of Commerce were very proud and made the most of the #1 designation in publicity and marketing around the country. It’s believed the designation improves visitor totals by 20% or more. Indeed it is quite an honor. Well, that was last year. A week ago, the ratings came out for 2011 and this time Main Beach in East Hampton is #4, up from #5. As for Southampton, it is nowhere. It is gone, no longer anywhere on the top 10 at all. It’s an astonishing thing. Here it was in 2010 that the groundskeepers and trash removal people and the pavilion people and the beachboys and lifeguards worked and worked and worked to make Cooper’s Beach #1. And after the designation, of course, they worked even harder. What could go wrong? So what the hell?

Had Dr. Beach come by earlier this summer on that terrible day when herds of endangered piping plover birds had landed on the beach and pooped everywhere and nobody was allowed to clean up the mess because of where it came from? I remember that day and the days that followed. It was pretty awful. But you’d think for that transgression it might have dropped to #4 or #5. But all the way off the Top Ten? Dr. Beach spends his days—and he has said he thinks he has the best job in the world— tromping around on the various beaches everywhere making his careful ratings. He goes to all the beaches incognito so as not to be bothered when he makes his measurements and ratings. (Everybody is in bathing suits—so he shows up in a black cape and sunglasses?) It’s on the up and up. The news of the toppling of Cooper’s Beach from #1 was announced on May 27 in an article in The New York Post. LONG ISLAND BEACH RATED NATION’S (continued on page 20)

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Funnyman and “Saturday Night Live” star Seth Meyers took a working vacation at Gurney’s Inn in Montauk last week. He and a group of writers reportedly worked on material for his upcoming gig as the Excellence in Sports Performance Yearly (ESPY) Awards host. Sources say whenever the group needed to refuel, they hit the Port O’ Call bar. * * * Roman Roth, winemaker at Sagaponack’s Wölffer Estate Vineyard, appeared on the “Today” show last week to explain the art of blending to hosts Natalie Morales, Al Roker, Meredith Vieira, Ann Curry and Matt Lauer. * * * Comedian Colin Quinn is now performing Long Story Short, described as part stand-up and part one-man show, at Guild Hall. The show, which just concluded a successful run at the Helen Hayes Theatre in Manhattan, is produced and directed by East Hampton’s Jerry Seinfeld. * * * On Monday, June 13, Rent stars Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp will appear in “Adam & Anthony Live” at Bay Street Theatre. The performance is a warm-up for the pair’s first national concert tour. * * * More than 500 people attended the Planned Parenthood Hudson Peconic’s (PPHP) Heat Wave benefit at the Bridgehampton Tennis and Surf Club. The event’s special guest was Bravo TV’s Andy Cohen. Other attendees included Katie Lee, Beth Stern, Dorothy Lichtenstein, Loraine Boyle, Libby Edelman, Barry Sonnenfeld and Susan Ringo. * * * The Southampton Cultural Center was filled with famous faces for the premiere of Christy Turlington Burns’ documentary, No Woman No Cry. Among those cheering on the local filmmaker were Donna Karan, Nanette Lepore, Nicole Miller, Kelly Klein, Aerin Lauder Zinterhofer, Alison Brod, Chris Cuomo, Sandy Gallin and Peggy Siegal. * * * While Joy Behar was in the front row of Tru at Bay Street Theatre on Saturday night, her cellphone went off! She reports Darrell Hammond stopped the show to look at her and ask, “Did the kidney arrive?” She claims her phone was on “silent” but didn’t realize this doesn’t apply to text messages. Behar claims she was mortified, as everyone in the theatre knew she was the culprit. * * * Super chef Eric Ripert shopped at Avanti Culinary Market in Water Mill over Memorial Day Weekend—picking up organic produce, prepared salads and freshly ground Brioni’s Coffee.

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Einstein’s Birthday Why Not Celebrate it in Sag Harbor Aug. 20? By Dan Rattiner We local people sometimes just get together to hang around and scheme and connive. “Know what? Before I die, I’d like to be part of a heist.” “There’s a plan.” “I’d like to be a member of a cabal.” “There’s another plan.” Some years ago, a group of guys in Sag Harbor got together and decided to have a tag team relay reading of Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. Melville has never been documented to have been in Sag Harbor, but he wrote about it in his book nevertheless. Sag Harbor was a big whaling town. There were half a dozen

whaling towns in America. The readings went on every spring for a day and a half at Canio’s Bookstore for, I believe, five years before people just got tired of it. Once in Sagaponack, Marty Shepard and I and a few other guys decided that the East End ought to secede from America. Get our own currency, make our own laws. “I want to be King,” I recall somebody saying. The plan was that we’d announce secession, declare war on America and then immediately surrender, the idea being that America would then bestow mucho largesse on its beaten foe. It would have worked too, except nobody

would volunteer to raise an army. We did make t-shirts though. Yesterday, I had over to my house George Wilson, a well-known yachtsman who owns the 50-foot Aliento, built in 1968 and made of wood. It anchors off East Hampton Point all summer when Wilson is not in it. Wilson has sailed to Ireland in the Aliento. He’s sailed it to Hawaii and back. In an earlier lifetime, Wilson was the minister of the Old Whalers’ Presbyterian Church in Sag Harbor and before that the Springs Presbyterian Church. Before that, he (continued on page 22)

ZAGAT RATES THE HAMPTONS

By Dan Rattiner What restaurant serves the best food on the East End? One way to determine that is to look at the Zagat ratings. Their new 2011 edition came out two weeks ago. There are surprises. You would think that the best restaurants would be in the chic communities of the Hamptons and Montauk. But according to Zagat, you would be wrong. Of the three best restaurants on the East End, Dan's Banner 10 million:Layout 1 5/6/11 8:52 AM Page 1

according to Zagat, two are on the North Fork and only one is in the Hamptons. And the best of the three, standing head and shoulders above the other two, is one of the North Fork ones. The way it works is that, during the course of a year, diners attending these restaurants write or e-mail their opinions into Zagat. They give point ratings for food, décor and service on a scale of 0-30. There may be more restaurants

on the South Fork with higher ratings than on the North Fork as far as some of these other things are concerned, but in terms of the food, which is what we are writing about here, it’s hands down the North Fork. The best food can be had at the North Fork Table and Inn on the Main Road (Route 25) in Southold. The top rating for food is 30 points. North Fork scored a near perfect 29. I don’t (continued on page 26)

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every year, offers a service to each of the communities around the country that are in charge of beaches. For $800 a year, Dr. Beach will provide a monthly evaluation of a beach. What he gets in every month are “selfreported” data from the beach owners. He then replies and issues his advice on maintaining environmental quality through “proactive management.” He is, after all, the expert on keeping participating beaches nice and tidy and spruced up to look their best—although their participation in this service does not, he says, get them any special treatment when it comes time for him to evaluate the top 10. He accepts no money when he rates the top 10. As it turns out, the problem with Cooper’s Beach slipping all the way off the radar has nothing to do with anything other than the rules that Dr. Beach set up when he began rating beaches 21 years ago. The rules state that when a beach wins the #1 spot, it is from that year forward no longer eligible to be considered again. That’s right. This is not a contest where every year all the beaches in the country are evaluated against one another again and again. It is not possible to be #1 in one particular year and then #1 the next year or even #10 the next year. The winning beach is simply banished! It would be as if the Yankees, winning the World Series, would then be dropped from the Major Leagues and not ever allowed to compete again. What kind of cockamamie rule is this? What Dr. Beach really is saying is that since this is his 21st year making this award, there are 20 beaches in America that are better than Cooper’s. Cooper’s is ranked #21 and Siesta #22 if you think about it. They’re way down the list. This bodes very badly for Main Beach, East Hampton. It’s now #4, up from #5. Before that it was #6 and #7. East Hampton Main Beach is marching headlong into a Kiss of Death. It happened to Cooper’s. It will, it seems, soon happen to Main. I think the East Hampton Village Board should send a letter to Dr. Beach declaring that under no circumstances should they ever be rated #1. Rate them #1 and they sue. Number 2 is nice. Maybe every year #2 would be nice. Always the bridesmaid, but never the bride. I wonder what Dr. Beach would say to that?

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PILOTS GET 4 YEARS COMMUNITY SERVICE By Dan Rattiner At 7:50 p.m. on September 29, 2006, two planes collided high over the Amazon. One of them, a Boeing 737, was carrying 154 passengers, and the other was a brandnew private jet piloted by Jan Paladino of Westhampton Beach and Joseph Lepore of Bay Shore, with a crew of four. After the collision, the Boeing airliner, owned by Gol Airlines, fell from the sky and crashed into the jungle killing all on board. Somehow, the private jet, an Embracer Legacy 600, in spite of losing part of its tail and wing, continued along, although in desperate condition, and slowly losing altitude. Those on board had no idea what had happened. The pilot later said it felt as if they had hit

a pothole, but the loss of control was great enough so that they all thought they were going to die. (Joe Sharkey, a reporter from The New York Times who had hitched a ride on the plane to do a freelance story for National Geographic, wrote an account of that night, which ran in the Times two days later.) Amazingly, a half hour later, Paladino and Lepore were able to land 125 miles from the location of the collision on the runway of a Brazilian military base. There they were initially treated as the survivors they were but the next day, when the full extent of what had happened became known, the other passengers were released, but the two pilots were asked to surrender their passports and were detained at a hotel. Two months later,

after much diplomatic wrangling between the United States and Brazil, the two men were released and were able to return to Long Island in spite of protests from the Brazilian public that they be forced to remain in Brazil and stand trial as killers. Much debate continued about the crash and what ensued. Here in America, most people felt the surviving pilots should not have been tried at all. It had been an accident. Others said the trial was being used as a distraction from the decrepit state of the Brazilian air traffic controller system. But 154 people had died. The trial continued in Brazil, with the two pilots, now absent but testifying by

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and met Einstein when she was a little girl in Southold, said she will come. She’ll bring a string quartet and they’ll play a few numbers.” “Where would you hold it?” I asked. “I’m thinking the Old Whalers’ Church in Sag Harbor. It doesn’t have to be there but it could be there. I’d like to make it a benefit for the basement of the church, which functions as a town community center. They have a food pantry down there. AA Meetings.” I told him I heard that a conservative synagogue is now functioning in the Old Whalers’ Church on Saturday mornings upstairs along with the Presbyterians who are there on Sunday. “I’ve heard that,” Wilson said. “I have a soft spot in my heart for that church.” Wilson has some other ideas. At Princeton, he knew that Einstein often had, as a guest in his home, Marion Anderson, the famous black singer who had been snubbed by Constitution Hall after she had been asked to sing there. Anderson did sing, by invitation of Congress, in front of the Lincoln Memorial though. “We’d get a black choir and sing a few of her favorite songs.” “Anything else?” “There’s a guy named Duffy Hudson who does this great 45-minute monologue called Einstein’s Agony, about Einstein in 1905 when his first marriage was crumbling.” “And…” “And our State Assemblyman and Senator respectively, Fred Thiele and Ken LaValle. They’re talking about reviving Southampton College and making it into something like the Aspen Institute. Do you know Ken Auletta?” “He plays in the Artist-Writers Softball Game I umpire every August, so I see him there. Want me to talk to him?” We both knew why. Ken Auletta has written the best-selling book Einstein, about the great thinker, considered the best biography of this man ever. “Yup. Maybe we can get him to read the chapter about the letter Einstein wrote to President Roosevelt from Southold that summer, urging the president to put scientists to work beating the Germans in making an Atomic Bomb.” “Maybe you can get the letter itself for the birthday party, or a facsimile of it,” I said. Three famous physicists in America at that time, worried about what the future might bring with Hitler in power and with the Germans working to construct a bomb at Penemunde, felt it was a very important letter that needed to be written and it could only reach the president if Einstein’s name was on it. They came out to Southold and visited with Einstein. “They couldn’t find the house,” Wilson said. “They looked for it for an hour. Finally a little kid told them where Einstein lived.” “Is it Einstein’s 100th birthday?” I asked. “No.” “And why in August instead of March? And why in Sag Harbor instead of Southold?” “Does it matter?” I didn’t say anything for a while. (continued on page 25)


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* * * Calvin Klein was seen joking with friends while walking along Main Street in Sag Harbor last Saturday. * * * Hamptonites Sarah Jessica Parker and Pierce Brosnan star in the new film, I Don’t Know How She Does It. * * * Paris Hilton stayed at her parents’ estate after popping up in Southampton. She was attending a private house party on Sunday night. * * * SoulCycle spinning studio had a great opening weekend at their new East Hampton and Bridgehampton studios. Alec Baldwin rode twice in East Hampton and Kelly Ripa and Rosanna Scotto were at the Bridgehampton studio. * * * The crowd at Jessica White’s Angel Wings Foundation party to benefit UNICEF’s City of Joy Program included fellow Maybelline Model Lisalla Montenegro, former Miss Universe Angela Martini, top models Carola Remer and Helena Sopar, the face of Ralph Lauren Chris Collins, plus Russell Simmons, Jack Johnson and Asher Roth. Dressed by her stylist June Ambrose in a beautiful white gown by Nicole Miller, White addressed the crowd to thank them for their support. Barbadian beauty Shontelle performed her popular songs “T-Shirt,” “Say Hello to Goodbye,” and “Impossible”, as well as Rihanna’s new hit song that Shontelle wrote “Man Down.” When the dinner ended, the official Blue and Cream After Party began, and partygoers danced the night away to the beats by D.J. Jus Ske and D.J. Phresh. * * * The Paws Across the Hamptons Dog Walk, benefiting the Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation, on Saturday, June 11, will be dedicated to Moo, Dan Rattiner and Chris Wasserstein’s beloved dog, who passed away on June 1. The walk will take place at Southampton High School; registration opens at 9 a.m. * * * Rocker Courtney Love took to the blogosphere last week to discuss her feelings for the South Fork. Said Love, “I’ve been to the Hamptons twice…It might not be potentially legal for me to go the Hamptons. I don’t understand the Hamptons.” * * * Montauk’s famous ocean resort, Gurney’s Inn Resort & Spa, is celebrating its 85th anniversary big time with a 60-by-20 foot billboard on the Long Island Expressway coming out of the Midtown Tunnel. Anyone who snaps a photo of the billboard and uploads (continued on page 44)


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“You know, Professor Rice tells me that Auletta’s science is amazingly accurate in describing what Einstein was thinking at the time.” “I’ll put that in the article I will write about this,” I said. “And we’ll need some volunteers.” “So I can count you in?” I walked Wilson back out to his car. He drives a 1991 Ford Pickup Truck and lives in Springs with his wife. The sun was setting over the boats in the harbor across the way. He got in, turned on the key, waved and pulled away, and immediately collided with a big bang with a tan Toyota Camry coming merrily down the street heading north. Pieces of both cars flew off as they came to a halt each in one of the two lanes of the street there. Nobody was injured, except in the other car, which I walked over to. There in the passenger seat was a woman who indicated she had been wrenched in the crash by her seatbelt. There were two women, both barefoot. They spoke Vietnamese, but one did understand a little English. Wilson walked over, scratching his beard. “I’ll call 911,” I said, pulling out my cellphone. And I did, ordering up the police and an ambulance, just in case. During the next hour and a half, I stood around with Wilson as we watched this blizzard of fire trucks, police cars, paramedics and ambulances that showed up very promptly. I had been shooing the traffic onto the shoulder of the road to pass southbound on the shoulder, and Mike Green, who lives next door, appeared on the street and handled the traffic heading northbound on the opposite shoulder. People rolled down their windows. “Everybody okay?” I’d nod and wave them on. Then when the police arrived and took over they shut down the whole operation in both directions and turned traffic back where they had come from. I hung around through the police report, the flashing lights, the gurney, the blankets, the neck brace and the careful placing of the injured woman in the ambulance (she was issuing a thumbs up), which scooted off. After that, the tow trucks began to arrive. I turned to Wilson at one point. He had called his wife on the cell and she was on her way. “America,” he said.

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recall any restaurant anywhere on the East End ever scoring a 29 in all the years we have been following Zagat. Tied for second and third at 27 points were La Plage on the beach in Wading River (northeast of Riverhead) and Dave’s Grill on the docks at Montauk Harbor. There were nine restaurants tied at 26. They were The Frisky Oyster and Noah’s in Greenport, Starr Boggs in Westhampton Beach, Stone Creek in East Quogue, the Plaza Café in Southampton, Mirko’s in Water Mill, The Palm in East Hampton and Harvest on Fort Pond in Montauk. Twenty-fives were achieved by Amarelle in Calverton, The American Hotel and Tutto Il Giorno in Sag Harbor, Robert’s in Water Mill,

Luce + Hawkins in Jamesport, the Living Room and the 1770 House in East Hampton, and the Vine Street Café on Shelter Island. The Vine Street Café last year received a 27 and was tied for first, a shocking comedown. Perhaps somebody put in too much salt or something. The most interesting thing about all this, even when considering this whole group between 25 and 29, is the preponderance of restaurants that come from the North Fork. The North Fork is a sleepy backwater when compared to the Hamptons. There are probably four times as many restaurants in the Hamptons and Montauk as compared to the North Fork, and yet, just look at these results. Is food just better on the North Fork? Are there other explanations for this phenomenon?

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SHARKS WERE AS SCARED AS WE WERE lifeguards, myself included, would take turns paddling out into the water on a surfboard to pet the sunfish. I can remember very clearly, a lifeguard, Sean Kennedy (who at that time was sort of a legendary guy who I’ve heard has since joined the military) and Mica Marder (an artist who runs his own landscaping company like his father did) headed out into the sea to check out the basking sharks, and I remember watching Sean through my binoculars at the top of the lifeguard stand, literally jump on top of one of these sharks and go for a ride. The shark then went underwater, and Sean followed the shark down under by holding onto its fin. He was

By David Lion Rattiner Well, pretty much everybody went bananas last week when it was “reported” that sharks were spotted in the ocean on the East End. The sharks were spotted flashing their fins where bathers normally would be, and people were advised not to go into the water. Every single news report, EVERY SINGLE ONE, inaccurately portrayed these sharks as a very real danger to swimmers. Each article made it sound as if you headed out into the water, you would be eaten by these terrifying beasts. It’s a real shame, because it couldn’t be farther from the truth, and shame on the media for dramatizing this “event.” First of all, the “sharks” that were spotted were not dangerous or lethal in any way, in fact, the species is quite common in the Hamptons—they are called basking sharks and are also known as “sunfish.” When I was a teenager, I used to lifeguard at Main Beach in East Hampton and those were among the most pleasant summers of my life. I even wrote a musical based on those summers, and one thing that would happen nearly every one of them is that sunfish, or basking sharks, would be spotted and we would get all the people out of the water. We did not do this for the safety of the swimmers who were absolutely in no danger, except for the psychological danger of swimmers thinking that they were swimming in the water with Jaws. When all of the swimmers got out of the water, everybody would marvel at the sunfish. They would marvel at how large they were and how lazy they appeared to be. We would then field questions, pretty much all day, explaining to swimmers that the sharks were not dangerous and there was nothing to worry about. This was quite unlike the headlines we saw last week of “SHARKS SPOTTED, SWIMMERS ORDERED OUT OF THE WATER,” which scared just about anybody that read it. People began to theorize: Is global warming causing them to be here? Is this the apocalypse? No, you idiot, they are just sunfish, and it’s not a big deal. And if the truth be told, I’ve gone swimming with them. Back to my lifeguarding days. When everybody got out of the water, nearly all of the

playing with the shark the way anybody would play with a friendly dolphin while on vacation at Seaworld. Sean later explained to me on the beach that he went for an underwater ride with the sunfish and that it was one of the coolest things that he had ever done. We all talked about it later and we always looked forward to the days when we would see sunfish in the water because it meant that we would get a break from watching the water and could go out and check out some nature. So, go ahead and swim your hearts out, and if there has been any confusion about these creatures, I hope this article has cleared it up.

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videoconference from a courtroom in Islip, charged with six counts, including failure to maintain proper altitude and unintentional negligent destruction of a public conveyance. Last month, five years after this disaster, which was until that time the largest air disaster in Brazilian history, a judge in Brazil dismissed all charges but one, failure to notice that their crash warning system was not activated. Then this week, the judge sentenced Lepore and Paladino to four years and four months in jail, which he then immediately commuted to four years and four months of community service, to be served according to Brazilian law but here on Long Island. At the announcement of the sentencing, the lawyer for the pilots said they would appeal this sentence to have it thrown out. Meanwhile, the lawyer for the prosecution said he would appeal the sentence to have it be considered inadequate. How this sentence would be served under Brazilian law is not known, but here in New York State, according to a County Clerk in Islip, a commuted sentence means seven hours of service for every day of the jail sentence not served. So, for example, a sentence of one year of community service would convert to 2,555 hours of service, an amount that could be served over 10 years so it could be served part time. In this case, it might extend through the rest of these pilots’ lives, though part time. You might see them volunteering at food pantries, shelters, community centers and schools. On the other hand, even if the sentence were upheld on appeal, it might not have to be served at all. Though extradition exists between Brazil and America for many crimes, conviction of just such a minor offense is not included. The pilots could conceivably not do community service here and only have to avoid ever returning to Brazil. Crucial testimony in this case was given by (continued on page 50)


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AUCTIONING A HOME FOR JAPAN RELIEF By Elise D’Haene Setsuo Ito spent much of his childhood just south of where the devastated Fukushima Nuclear Plants are in the Tohoku region of Japan. He was born in 1947, at a time when the Japanese were laboring to recover from the devastation of World War II. A sculptor and artist who spent 30 years in architectural corporate design in New York City, Ito came out to the East End in the early 1990s and purchased a 15-acre piece of property north of the highway in Water Mill. He would camp there, immersing himself in the surrounding forest. As a conceptual artist trained at the Tokyo University of Fine Art and influenced both by nature and modern art and architecture,

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design to focus full time on his art, have led Ito to make a decision—he will auction his Bridgehampton estate, called Island in the Sky, and donate 10% of the proceeds as seed money to the Japanese Rescue Fund, a foundation he has created to help the Japanese recover from the catastrophic earthquake, tsunami and Fukushima disaster. In addition to his home, he will auction a subdivided, adjacent vacant lot of 5.8 acres. After completing “Earthscapture,” a series of large sculptures inspired by the landscape of the American Southwest, Ito injured his right wrist, rendering him unable to continue sculpting in the large-scale way he had. Shortly thereafter, he was helping some workers carry materials when a piece of wood pierced through his left leg two inches and hit the knee bone. While recovering, he turned to writing a book about Japanese culture and Japanese identity, both of which he felt were threatened by the “numbness” of the Japanese people. He wanted the book “to wake up” the culture, “to rescue Japan” from its slumber. But something else happened: Tohoku earthquake on March 11 of this year, also known as the Great East Japan Earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear disaster. It roused the nation. “My book is no longer important,” Ito said, “they’ve woken up.” And so has Ito. A new purpose has been ignited, which led him to found the Japanese Rescue Fund and to auction his home. “After the earthquake I said to myself, just go directly to Japan and work on this.” A percentage of the money raised by the auction, which will be held on June 26, and a benefit on Saturday, June 11, at his estate, will go directly to “helping to restore farming in the contaminated areas around the Fukushima plant.” Ito will go there in August and he plans to meet with nuclear physicists, biologists and environmentalists to collaborate on how to “remove radioactive particles from the soil” and restore the rich agricultural life in the area. Meanwhile, he and his wife and three small children have moved to “one of the smallest most isolated towns in Utah” called Torrey, which has a population of 170 and is at the entrance of the Capitol Reef National Park. They have downsized considerably to a 1,600-square-foot home with two bedrooms. After traveling so often to the Southwest, to a landscape that has clearly caught his attention, Ito decided it was time to stay. “We want to raise our children in nature,” he said. “We love it. There is no grocery store, but there are amazing rainbow-colored rock formations.” To find out more about Island in the Sky, the Japanese Rescue Fund, and the house and land auction, you can visit JapanRescueFund. us. The benefit on Saturday, June 11, called “Japan Culture Fair,” from 5 to 8:30 p.m., will give participants an opportunity to see Ito’s estate. There will be traditional Japanese music and dance, a martial arts demonstration, a tea ceremony, an origami and Japanese drumming class for children, flower art, and sushi and cocktails. You can also call 537-3201. General admission is $150, children under 12 are admitted for free. “The disaster in Japan is a wake-up call for many of us,” Ito said. In fact, “I believe it is a wake-up call for all of us. We must help now.”


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By Kim Palmer At 8:30 a.m. on Saturday morning, hundreds of participants, along with their families and friends, waited anxiously on the lawn of Militia Park in Bridgehampton. Latecomers shuffled in for last-minute registration, children played

with their toys spread across the grass, babies slept and old friends from previous years caught up with each other. They were all waiting for the “Ready, Set, Go!” call of the announcer to take place at 9 a.m., when walkers and runners would set off on the 3.1 mile course down Ocean Avenue. The event was the Dan’s Papers Potatohampton Minithon, a 5K race held this year for the American Heart Association and The Southampton Animal Shelter, this year marking the 33rd anniversary of the race. Among the enthusiastic participants was

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“Nazi Invasion of the Hamptons” Screenplay Archives of East Hampton Historical Society

By Nanci E. LaGarenne They drifted. Four would-be terrorist spies for the Germans, former inhabitants of the U.S., headed for East Hampton in a submarine (U Boat-202, The Innsbruck). They were shy of their course (East Hampton) and wound up ashore in their rubber boat on Atlantic Beach in Amagansett. The infamous Nazi saboteurs saga, known as Operation Pastorius, began way before an unarmed Coast Guard Seaman, John C. Cullen, walking his post along the dark Amagansett beach on June 13, 1942, met up with four men dressed as fishermen in the wee hours. Saboteurs George John Dasch (leader), Ernest Peter Burger, Heinrich Harm Heinck and Richard Quirin were armed with explosives; they planned to take a train to the city to wreak havoc with American civilian businesses and the railway systems. Intrigued? Know the story? Get ready for Nazi Invasion of the Hamptons – a staged reading based on a screenplay (based on actual events), by Peter Koper of Springs, Saturday, June 11 at Mulford Barn, courtesy of the East Hampton Historical Society. Eleven actors, in a production overseen and cast by Teri Kennedy of Springs, will bring this event in our local – and the country’s – history to life. The reading will benefit the refurbishing of the old Life-Saving Station and Coast Guard Station at Atlantic Beach. Koper “loves stories about the East End, from Goody Garlick to mysterious aliens landing at

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Camp Hero.” He loved the story of the Nazi saboteurs and through a grant from the BerlinBrandenburg Film Board, he was able to bring the historic event to life (and perhaps a film in the future). He approached Richard Barons, East Hampton Historical Society’s Executive Director, with his play and “he loved the idea.” Ditto Dominick Stanzione, a member of the Amagansett Life Saving and Coast Guard Building Community Center Committee. Councilman Stanzione of the E.H. Town Board had coincidentally written his own play about the saboteurs, but he was enthusiastic about Koper’s play and the staged reading. He didn’t read it, but Hugh King did. Hugh is the curator East Hampton of Home Sweet Home Museum, our Town Crier and a member of the

Committee to save the old Life Saving Station and Coast Guard Station. “It’s a real Keystone Kops affair,” says King. Koper’s play “goes beyond the story,” he tells me. By way of spoiler alert, the synopsis will end here, but Kennedy, who cast actors chosen locally, from New York and UpIsland says, “The story Peter wrote is both funny and poignant. It shows the tragedy of those four guys. Their naïveté and poor judgment…This play shows the little surprise of history that took place right in our town. The place it all began, the Amagansett Life Saving Station, and now the telling of the story is saving the building,” she says. So many people are passionate about this event and the old building that sits on Atlantic Avenue, the sound of the ocean nearby, the sense of history connecting the past with the present. This is not lost on Kent Miller, of the Community Boat Shop on Bluff Road and Amagansett Concerned Citizens member. He is part of the effort and the Committee to save the old building for future use (a museum, a community room, art gallery, town lifeguard base) and posterity. “June 11th is close enough to the 69th Anniversary of the Nazi Invasion at Atlantic Beach,” Kent says. “ One of our goals is to connect the Marine Museum on Bluff Road with the old Life Saving Station.” We walked around the old building and (continued on page 36)

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Everyone Helps to Save This Farmland By T.J. Clemente In light of the recent Southampton Town Board decision to use Community Preservation Fund money to purchase the Foster Farm in Sagaponack (82 acres adjacent to Montauk Highway), and the recent Peconic Land Trust purchase of Pike’s Farmstand in Sagaponack, I spoke to Peconic Land Trust President and friend of Dan’s Papers, John v.H Halsey, for some clarity about both transactions. He took time from his Memorial Day sojourn in California to reply. “No two acquisitions are the same,” he said. “In the case of the Foster Farm, the family has offered to sell development rights on the

agricultural land to the Town. They will retain ownership of the protected farmland. They are selling the rights over a period of years [I believe five years]. The benefit of this is that it doesn’t tap all of the Town’s available funds, but instead spreads it out, enabling the Town to do other acquisitions this year.” So I asked him what was the Peconic Land Trust view of this acquisition. “We are 100% in support of this acquisition as the parcel is 80+ acres on Montauk Highway that could otherwise be developed in the future.” When asked how this differs from the Pike’s Farmstand deal, Halsey said, “In the case of the Pike Farmstand, the property [on which the farmstand operates

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and will continue to operate] was owned by the Hopping family. They were not interested in a sale of development rights, but rather the sale of the property in its entirety. Needless to say, the purchase price was well beyond the capacity of the Pikes to acquire. So the Trust entered into a contract to purchase the property from the Hopping family with the idea that we would raise private funds from the community and simultaneously sell the development rights to the Town and County. This provided us with another source of funds to purchase the property. The purchase price was $6 million of which the Trust brought $1.7 million to the table and the Town/County brought the balance through the purchase of the development rights at $4.3 million. Several months ago we then sold the restricted farmland with additional restrictions to the Pikes at a price they could afford. In both the Foster and the Pike transactions, the farmers end up owning the restricted farmland, but the path for the Pikes was more complicated because they did not own the farmland to begin with.” Next I asked Halsey about his and the Peconic Land Trust’s view about how future CPF/SH dollars are going to be spent or should be spent. He replied that the Peconic Land Trust “believes that future acquisitions should use CPF funds as efficiently as possible. In other words, get the biggest bang for the buck by focusing on the remaining large parcels in the Town. We are really in the endgame in terms of land protection.” He went on to explain that “the next challenge, however, is to assure that farmers have access to already protected farmland. Unfortunately, there have been a number of acquisitions of protected farmland by non-farmers over the last 5 to 10 years that have resulted in protected farmland coming out of agricultural production. The purchases have also skewed the value of protected farmland to a level that has serious implications for estate planning.” Halsey continued: “These high prices make it increasingly difficult for farmers to purchase protected farmland when it becomes available, hence the importance of the Pike project as a model. Both the Trust and the town may need to acquire additional restrictions on already protected farmland in order to address this problem.” Finally, with a look towards the immediate future, what does he see in both the CPF/ SH and the Peconic Land Trust pipeline? He replied, “I believe that Southampton Town is in negotiations on several other agricultural properties that may be subject to public hearings this summer. The Trust continues to work on the Weigley-Babinski farmland in Wainscott. We hope to raise private funds to supplement East Hampton Town’s CPF funds to acquire the development rights on this very visible parcel on Wainscott’s Main Street.” Halsey said that the Peconic Land Trust has had a hand in preserving some 10,000 acres since the Trust was formed in 1983. And there are at least 10,000 more acres it hopes to preserve.


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fun,” he says. Temerian came in first again this year with a time of 17:20:08, beating the second-place winner, Harry Hackett, by almost two minutes. Hackett, 40, of Bridgehampton, has a slightly different story. This is only his second Potatohampton. He typically does around five races a year to support local charities, but with 9-month-old twins and a four-year-old, he has to squeeze in runs when he can. Hackett came in second with a time of 19:07:00. “My goal was to run 19:30:00 and it was a little faster. I held in the last mile a little better than I thought.” He certainly did. About Potatohampton, he says, “It’s a great race and Dan does a great job. I’ve wanted to run the 10K version but that disappeared, but this 5K is great. I’m really happy with it.” Hackett and Temerian may be fast, but will they still be running Potatohampton at 78 like Blaire Stauffer of Sag Harbor? He started

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racing competitively around age 50 and does six or more races in the area each summer. “I think Dan’s may have been the first one I participated in,” he says, “It was usually on Memorial Day so it opens my season. I’m looking forward to it. It’s a 5K so it’s shorter than some of the races out here and all these kids run like hell.” In years past, Stauffer has run half and full marathons, including seven New York Marathons. Although he doesn’t run in the winters, he does a warm-up before this race. “This year I did an 18-miler so I was pleased with myself,” he says. He’s been running Potatohampton for quite a few years. “You think of races like this becoming perpetual but after you’ve been around for a while you realize everything changes, so it’s always interesting. I look forward to seeing friends here. You begin to run into the same people and you form these existing groups that you’re not necessarily competing against, but

let’s face it, when you race someone, you’re challenging them, whoever it is.” Temerian, Hackett and Stauffer will all participate in the upcoming Shelter Island 10K on June 18. Stauffer is not the oldest participant though. Richard Lavpot of Riverdale is, at 90 years old. He has only missed one year since the very beginning of Potatohampton, almost 40 years ago. “I was a run-of-the-mill runner. Just got to be a habit to do it every year,” he says, “To me, it’s nostalgia, nothing more.” He remembers a time when the race was a 10K and had close to 1,000 runners at its start. From runners to walkers, young to old, everyone crossed the finish line with a smile and Dan drove the course cheering them on in his Smart Car and straw hat. For some, the summer racing season has just begun, and for others, this will be their only race, but either way, they’ll all be back for another year.

to be restored and returned to its former site on Atlantic Avenue, near the station. There is a Resolution the Town Board adopted this year recognizing the historic value of the old Life Saving/Coast Guard Station. They have authorized the Committee that Kent Miller is part of to develop a plan, which is one of the reasons they are having a benefit reading of the screenplay.

USLSS # 10, Coast Guard Station #68, built in 1849, can be saved. Go see the staged reading of the Nazi Invasion of the Hamptons on Saturday, June 11, with performances at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. Tickets are available by calling 631-324-6850 or at the door at Mulford Barn, 10 James Lane East Hampton. The preshow reception at 5:30 p.m. is sponsored by Amagansett Wines and Spirits, Amagansett Farmers Market and Stuart’s Fish Market.

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Kent explained how it was when it was the Life Saving Station. There was a wrap-around porch, a keeper’s room, a kitchen, mess room, and the men’s quarters faced the ocean; the large boat room in front had barn/garage type doors where the rescue boats were kept. The Tower Room has a view for miles. The Guard House, a small outbuilding sat nearby at one time, and is now on the ground of the Marine Museum, nearly dilapidated, but possibly able

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By Judy S. Klinghoffer Twenty-five years ago, James West got his first taste of ballroom dancing and it has been his love and his life since then. Fresh out of the Air Force, living in Germany, West had accompanied his partner, a chef, to a party he was catering at an Arthur Murray Dance Studio. A dance instructor pulled West onto the dance floor and it was the beginning of a long love affair between West and the art of ballroom dancing. This past May, West marked his 25th anniversary in the Arthur Murray organization, time he has spent as an instructor, judge, studio manager and supervisor, and now as the owner of the Arthur Murray School of Dance in Southampton. That’s 25 years spent teaching a startling variety of people, from all kinds of occupations, backgrounds and ages. His students range in age from seven to 80 years old. What they all have in common is a desire to dance, which West has shared ever since that first dance. West didn’t start out with a vision of a life in dance. Growing up in Boston, the oldest of three kids, he recalls liking school, particularly science. “I was a real whiz kid,” West laughs. He was planning a career in medicine, but that goal was pushed aside in high school when West discovered languages. His new goal was securing a job as a translator at the United Nations. “I even got the application and started to fill it out,” he said. By the time he set off for college, West was set on a double major in French and Russian, with a minor in secondary education. “I figured I could fall back on teaching languages in high school,” West remarked, but once again, his plans took an unexpected turn. “Sophomoritis set in,” West admits, and he decided to join the military. In the Air Force, West landed an assignment in “electronics and over-satellite encryption.” It was his job to maintain the equipment and to decode and encode “all the secrets,” a perfect opportunity for West to utilize his linguistic skills. Once again, West had a new career in his sights. After his time in the military, he decided to remain in Europe, settling in Germany, but the difficulty of an American citizen working for the German government in over-satellite encryption left West with his plans up in the air. While West debated about his next move, he went with his then partner to an Arthur Murray Studio party and that first dance reminded him of the old Arthur Murray TV show, which his mom had loved watching in reruns. She taught West how to dance. Clearly, mom had done a great job, because the studio quickly offered to train West as an

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tips. When West returned to the U.S., he had yet another goal – to own his own Arthur Murray Dance Studio. After supervising and managing Arthur Murray Studios in the Boston area, in Nassau County and in Manhattan, West finally got the chance to buy the franchise in Southampton. “I hadn’t been out here before,” West says, but it didn’t take long for him to know that he wanted his Southampton studio to be “what the Hamptons deserves…a jewel of a studio.” His overall impression of the East End is that “it’s a lot more normal than you’d think!” After 25 years in the business, West is still mad hot for ballroom. What about ballroom dancing does it for him? “I think it enriches my life and the people I work with. It’s something that anyone can do and excel in.” West has even seen students transcend physical disabilities. “I taught a 16-year-old girl who was both blind and deaf. She wanted to learn how to waltz – it was amazing to me how she could feel the music – she did really well!” Of course, some of us suffer from the disability of having two left feet. Is anyone ever totally hopeless? “Only in their own mind,” West says. “It’s all a matter of having a little confidence.” He’s got a few words for all the dance-phobic guys out there: “If they only knew, they would be the first ones on the floor! This is the last place where men can be totally in control and tell their partner what to do! And their partner wants them to!” Throughout his life in ballroom, West has seen how “learning to dance changes people’s lives.” They lose weight, gain confidence, form friendships. Some students use their dancing as stress relief from demanding jobs, or therapy for difficult times. Some just want to learn a few steps and enjoy socializing with other students. Some want to ditch their frumpy office image, swath themselves in fringe and crystals and hit the competition circuit. What’s next on West’s to-do list? The perpetual student, he is “working on my next level of Dance – there’s Fellow Examiner, then Doctor Examiner – then you’re Len Goodman,” he explains, citing the head judge on “Dancing With The Stars.” When asked which is his favorite dance, West is hard pressed: “Hustle is the first official dance I learned, but I don’t think there’s any dance I don’t like.” It is definitely an addictive hobby, and one that seems like a good fit for the Hamptons, where the art of socializing has been honed to the highest degree. “If any place should have the most rocking parties in the world, the Hamptons is it!” West laughs.

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Steve Levy Finally Shows His True Colors By Dan Rattiner There are many people who say that Steve Levy, our sitting County Executive, has encouraged a culture in the county that inhibits the ordinary human rights of immigrants here. He denies it. But two years ago, his County Police, which had reported that in the prior year there had been almost no violence against immigrants in the county, suddenly became involved in a scandal when a high school student in the Patchogue area went out at night with friends to “get” an immigrant. Later, the high school student said they had been doing this with considerable frequency without interference from the police. Indeed, that night, he “got” a man he had never met, an immigrant from Ecuador that was walking down the street, and in front of his mates, stabbed the immigrant to death for no reason whatsoever. This was a huge shock to this community. Since that time, Levy has behaved in a more balanced way toward immigrants. However, about a month ago, it was revealed

that he might have given out a county contract to a businessman in exchange for campaign contributions for his re-election. Though no charges were made against him, District Attorney Thomas Spota declared there were “serious issues with regard to fundraising and the manner in which it was conducted.” Levy then declared he would not stand for re-election, and he then agreed to turn over to the DA $4 million in campaign contributions to be distributed back to those who had made them to him. He did this, some say, so the DA would not proceed against him. Indeed, the DA did drop his investigation. Now, last Tuesday, Steve Levy put three new bills on the agenda that he wants to have become law. These are bills aimed at illegal immigrants or others without papers. These bills, if passed will have serious negative ramifications for us all, mostly because they violate our constitution and make a mockery out of what this country stands for. The first bill is a proposal to require anybody in the county who wants to go

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TWENTY SOMETHING by David Lion Rattiner

I go to Hamptons Gym Corp. in Southampton right by the Hampton Jitney headquarters pretty much every day to workout in an endless effort to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger— wait, strike that, I can’t put him up on that pedestal anymore. Anyway, in my effort to look like He-Man, I go to the gym and do weight training. I have a group of friends there who all end up at the gym around the same time that I do, and we like to talk a little bit about different ideas on how to get bigger. Of course, steroids are off the table, but other than that, just about every supplement known to man is discussed among this group. One guy recommends using Iso-pure protein while anther recommends Muscle Milk. The debate goes on, and it gets pretty scientific as we all try to outsmart one another with what works and what doesn’t. Of course, the biggest guy in the room will never fully reveal what he does to get big and cut—I just can’t give away all my secrets. Okay, in all seriousness, one of the subjects that came up was a relatively new group

of supplements, or at least new to me, which are called pre-workout supplements. These are designed to be taken right before you workout, and the makers claim they will give you energy and focus during your workouts. Terms like “focus,” “intensity,” “pump” and “charged” are all thrown around on the labels of such products. One of the guys at the gym highly recommended a product called Jack3d (yes, it is spelled like that) and I thought I’d give it a try. “What’s in it?” I asked my gym buddy. “It’s got a bunch of stuff that really helps you focus,” he said. That’s a bit of a vague answer, I thought. But I gave it a shot. After all, it’s perfectly legal stuff and is sold by the caseloads out of GNCs across the country. It’s probably no different than taking a vitamin. More psychological than anything else. I was wrong. I’m not kidding, I took this stuff and have never experienced a bigger energy rush in my life, and I’m a pretty serious coffee drinker. I worked out for two straight hours, weight lifting, jumping rope, hitting the punching bag, and the entire time I felt incredibly good and incredibly energized. I didn’t feel sore, I felt great. I felt like I wanted to stay at the gym

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One new exciting facet of the approaching summer season in the Hamptons is a walk through the various hamlets to see the new businesses that have opened. Change is a huge part of the Hamptons scene, with businesses choosing to stake their piece of the American Dream on a Main Street in the Hamptons. In Southampton many new shops have opened this year, including Julia Gray Antiques, 20 Hampton Road, Southampton, described as a panorama of decorated furniture. Eighteenthcentury hand-painted French commodes, English chests with Adam-style hand-painted garlands, splendid chinoiserie armoires recalling the decorative artistry of the Far East during the 1730s are just samples of their artistry. Then there is Sitara Naghavi, 60 Jobs Lane, Southampton, a sculptural jewelry and functional art boutique. Southampton Animal Shelter Thrift Shop on Jobs Lane is a newcomer. Animal lovers of all kinds went into their attics and basements, created extra closet space and opened up a thrift shop. Next is Jack Wills, 54 Jobs Lane, Southampton, a shop that aims for the “University Crowd,” drawing from British history and tradition. It’s fun to walk through the shop to see (in their words) a “heavy dose of the hedonistic university lifestyle.” How can you not go take a peek? Next there is The Black Dog, located on 50 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Started on Martha’s Vineyard, this shop features their famous traditional products, from homemade baked goods to their top-selling signature crewneck logo tee. Then there is a favorite Southampton shop, Cynthia Rowley, but this is a new Cynthia Rowley – The Shop at Capri (Hotel), located at 281 County Rd 39A, Southampton. A longtime Job’s Lane favorite, Rowley has opened a new boutique that will feature the usual line of Rowley originals. Hey by the way it might be fun to check out the restoration of the Capri with its restaurant, all new this year. Please note that Besim Cukaj, owner of Besim’s Fine Cigars, moved off Jobs Lane to Main Street. Breezin’ Up also has moved this year to Main Street from Job’s Lane, whereas Brahmin Inc. is still on Job’s Lane, but next door to where they were! All in Southampton Village. In East Hampton Village there are some exciting changes too. Restoration Hardware, 69 Main Street, opened up their first Hamptons location with great fanfare. They specialize in educating the customer about the intricacies of high-quality restoration, maintenance and creation of delicate keepsakes. It was the space that international brand Tommy Hilfiger had occupied. Now that Kelly Smith’s A Little Bit of What you Fancy, a Hamptons tradition, has moved on, in its space is a newly renovated Michael Kors shop. The

restaurants have opened up magic of Lacoste has come to East Hampton too. You in EH: The East Hampton can be in alligator heaven Grill, located on 99 North with their classic look. Main Street down by the EH Island Company has also Village Police Station where come into the village with Della Femina’s was; and the their laid-back casual wear. very new and popular vision Other shops are sprinkled of Hamptons power couple around the East Coast, in Colin and Venessa, Spring Naples, Florida, Nantucket Close, located on 341 Pantigo Besim’s Fine Cigars Road. Spring Close is open and Martha’s Vineyard, Palm Beach and the Cayman and attracting huge crowds Islands! The Halsey McKay Gallery is getting already, so call first. It must be noted that quite a talk-up in East Hampton Village, the very popular Almond of Bridgehampton as is Sam Edelman, the master of women’s has moved a mile or so east from its last footwear. Then there is Crewcuts by J. Crew, location. It is now headquartered on the 14 Main Street, East Hampton, with a “stylist” southwest corner of Main Street (Rt27) and in house to help select the preppy classics Ocean Road in Bridgehampton. and a whole new selection aimed at the Now that there are some new places to youngest in the family. Two new “must visit” explore, go out and visit them!

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By Tamara MatthewsStephenson Mid-Century antiques are all the rage. Like many East End dwellers, I enjoy perusing flea markets and specialty shops for antiques and collectibles. Sometimes I like the hunt more than the actual purchase, it certainly can be exhilarating to nab something for a perceived bargain. Although I truly love antiques, it can be boring to decorate with furniture from all one time and style. The most interesting homes are ones where there is a creative mix of items from different time periods. The combination of styles allows your eye to settle in and notice everything separately, and yet they magically blend together. A popular style that seems to be on the tip of everyone’s tongues these days is MidCentury. To me, Mid-Century Beall & Bell in Greenport collectibles inject a modern feel into a home. I like to mingle these to perch on their furniture. Graphic patterns came pieces with contemporary furniture and accessories into style, new and unusual color combinations were to create a well-curated space. Because antiques used, and the furniture has simple accouterments are considered anything over 100 years old, Mid- and clean lines. I love the bar carts on casters, faux Century items hailing from around the 1950s are bamboo living room sets, tall sculptural lamps and considered collectibles. After watching reruns from the edginess that is not usually associated with a season of “Mad Men” on television, I can now antiques. The look can feel timeless and blends well visualize the unique way people lived in their homes with other styles of modern furnishings as well as during this time frame. Always with an interesting older American and European wares. I like to say QS Pool Jump Ad-DANS_Quogue Sinclair 4/4/11 PM Page 1 Mid-Century pieces are the chameleons of the cocktail in hand, and often donning shift 5:04 dresses that and kitten heels, many women of the era seemed collectible world because they often take on the style

of what you put them alongside. For an inspiring day of shopping, I often head to my favorite shop in Greenport called Beall & Bell. Husband and wife team Ginger and Ken work well together, successfully combining various periods and creatively stylizing vignettes throughout the expansive store. It is not your grandmother’s antique shop because there are unique items and surprises around each corner. The last time I stopped in they had mounted a pair of orange painted wooden deer heads and horns over the entrance counter, which added the unexpected to something usually perceived as an “Old World” look. A favorite stop for interior designers, stylists, magazine editors and others with a creative eye, Beall & Bell offers something for everyone in the way of furnishings and accessories. The prices are fair and reasonable to boot. The space is in a house, a former Masonic Temple on Main Street, which has exposed beams and soaring ceilings. The spacious store suits their style well, creating a perfect frame to showcase the wares. I have been frequenting the shop for years, and it is certainly worth two quick ferry rides from Sag Harbor to see what Ken and Ginger have cooking up. Stop in on a Thursday and you may catch Ken unloading the truck with his latest auction and estate sale finds.

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Our Tony Award Predictions Queen of the Desert, win for his salty old queen played to understated perfection, but we suspect the inspired work Norbert Leo Butz turned in on Catch Me If You Can will carry him to his second Tony win in this category. Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Play This one is a toss-up between Ellen Barkin, The Normal Heart and Elizabeth Rodriguez, The Motherf**ker with the Hat. Rodriguez has the more challenging role, which could win her the award. Best Performance by a Featured Actor in a Play John Benjamin Hickey, The Normal Heart, which we predicted in our review in Dan’s Papers a few weeks ago. His transformation is harrowing. Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Musical We adored Laura Benanti in Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. She was a hysterical delight and deserves to win following her Drama Desk victory, but the tidal wave of The Book of Mormon could carry Nikki M. James to the winner’s circle. Best Performance by a Featured Actor in a Musical John Larroquette, making his Broadway debut in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, is the front-runner to take home the Tony. Best Original Score The Book of Mormon – music and lyrics by Trey Parker, Robert Lopez and Matt Stone,

over the more deserving Kander and Ebb for The Scottsboro Boys. Best Book of a Musical The Book of Mormon – Trey Parker, Robert Lopez and Matt Stone. Best Direction of a Play Joel Grey and George C. Wolfe, The Normal Heart, for their detailed and heart moving helming of the stunning revival. Best Direction of a Musical Casey Nicholaw and Trey Parker, The Book of Mormon. Theater critics Barry Gordin & Patrick Christiano are voting members of the Drama Desk.

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CLASSIC CARS by Bob Gelber

In last week’s article I just touched upon how cars were becoming more complicated, so this week let me continue with what I consider a mistake in current automotive thinking and design. Take the simple steering wheel. Well, it used to be simple, although on the very early cars like the 1903 Model T Ford, the throttle and spark advance were mounted on the wheel hub. However, through most of its life, the steering wheel was just a round object that you held onto to steer the car. Now, many steering wheels have radio and cruise controls mounted on them. Quite a few high performance cars even have paddle shifters that are used as an automatic gearbox gear shifter. I’ve always found this feature to be rather silly and certainly difficult to get used to. The first paddle shifters were created and designed to be used in Ferrari Formula One racing cars, among the most sophisticated in the world. If you’ve ever driven a racecar on a track at truly high racing speeds, perhaps you can understand why the paddle shifters make sense. With their convenient location on the

steering wheel, when the wheel becomes alive with high cornering loads it’s a good idea to keep both hands on it, and off a remotely-placed gear shift lever. In a streetcar, it makes no sense. Plus, I personally get great pleasure from the tactile feel of using a foot clutch and snicking the gear lever through the gears. What have they done to the common car key? With the new German cars, you stick the whole chubby key fob-looking thing into a slot and then press a start button. Most high-line Japanese cars have a credit card-like key that stays in your possession. The car senses when you are near, the doors automatically unlock, plus the car is ready to be started with a touch of the now de rigueur starter button. As in the film, 2001: A Space Odyssey. Some day, with these devices, you’re going to ask your car, “Open the pod door, Hal.” and nothing will happen. Please bring back the simple car key and screw these electronics whose longevity rely on a good battery, or else. By the way, that starter button is stupid and really old fashioned. It was fazed out decades ago, my 1946 Chevy pick-up had one. Let’s make one thing clear now, cars have nothing in common with airplanes. The latest craze in aviation, that is also creeping into automobiles, is what is called a glass cockpit. Normal airplane gauges are being replaced by television screens giving flight information.

Professional airplane pilots have long referred to flying as hours or boredom interrupted by moments of sheer terror. Pilots, except when taking off and landing, do have time to look at the T.V. screens in their cockpits for information, and yes, flying is much safer than driving. Today, many cars have Global Positioning System navigation as well as touch screen controls, which are the most confusing devices ever to confront drivers. When a driver has to give more attention to the action going on inside his car rather than outside, this is a guaranteed recipe for an accident. Sadly, car manufacturers have always mimicked aviation trends. It’s a mistake. By the way, what do all the latest jets use as a backup for all these complicated T.V. systems in cockpits? In pilot jargon, they call them a few good old-fashioned “steam gauges.” If you can call the following a driving complication, I do appreciate the many new XM radio stations, if you can ever scope out how to tune them in on your touch screen radio. You can finally hear good talk and music radio, commercial free, and enough comedians from the United States and Canada to turn your face red for a week. Enjoy your summer driving in the Hamptons. Just watch the road and not the dashboard.

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Maybe I’ll throw in some candied ginger.... The Foster Farm has been in the news lately. It is about to become the biggest purchase ever made by the Southampton Community Preservation Fund. Eighty-two acres worth of development rights are being sold over the next five years. This will ensure that this, some of the richest farmland in the world, will continue to be farmed. Marilee Foster and her brother Dean are now farming the land that their parents Clifford and Lee Foster are passing down to them. Marilee writes a popular column about her farming life and she wrote an inspiring book in 2003, Dirt Under My Nails. Sagaponack is a magical place. We definitely need to preserve it and not just in jars. White raspberries will be the first fruit to come into season on the Foster Farm but their farmstand on Sagg Main Street already offers eggs, kale, cucumbers, herbs, zucchini, baked goods and potted herbs and tomato plants. You can also purchase Foster’s products from their table at the Sag Harbor Farmers Market on Saturday mornings.

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Theatre Review: Darrell Hammond in “Tru” By Stacy Dermont We on the East End of Long Island are so blessed to have the Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor producing world-class live entertainment! This year we celebrate Bay Street’s 20th anniversary season. On Bay Street’s stage through June 26 is Jay Presson Allen’s play Tru, starring Darrell Hammond in the title role, as writer and wit Truman Capote. The show opened on Broadway in 1989, but remains fresh and fascinating. Matt McGrath directed this production, with set design by Gary Higom and lighting design by Mike Billings. The action of Tru takes place just before Christmas, 1975. This was a pivotal time in Capote’s life. Esquire Magazine had just published a chapter of his upcoming book, Answered Prayers. His many rich friends were horrified by his sharing details of their very private lives. According to Tru, he only cares that Babe Paley and Slim Keith have turned away from him. But he is clearly bereft and bemused by his shunning. The play is witty and colorful, often lifting actual quips from Capote’s life and written excerpts from his books. There are myriad hilarious moments. “Poinsettias are the Bob Goulet of Botany!” comes to mind. Is Hammond true to Tru? Yes and not so much. Hammond’s impersonation of Truman

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Capote’s physical and spoken mannerisms is excellent. He sounds like him, he moves like him, right down to the busy hands and overworked eyebrows. His timing is perfect. But not once did this critic feel like Tru was in the room. Missing was a certain depth of emotion. Hammond’s Capote doesn’t seem so very amused by life’s parade of novelties. The real Capote toughed it out with humor and sarcasm, but at this point in his life, he was pretty low. “Desperately sober.” It’s worth seeing this production to take in Hammond’s impersonation within a wellcrafted play, but don’t expect to shed any tears or feel your heart grow. Hammond’s astute

impersonations worked remarkable well on the small screen as he portrayed hundreds of personalities on “Saturday Night Live” over 14 years, but live theatre is a much bigger, more demanding animal. I was particularly taken with the details of the presentation. Andrea Lauer’s costumes have me coveting Capote’s slippers, overcoats and scarves. They worked well to help bring his memory alive. The set is a perfect representation of a wealthy Bohemian’s New York apartment in 1975, right down to the cheesy Christmas tree ornaments. The lighting was effective, delineating different times and moods within the storyline. Playwright Allen breaks this one-man show up into digestible parts through the use of phone conversations, pre-recorded exchanges, as well as straight-ahead monologue. This is a huge role stuck into small slippers. Bravo to Hammond for tackling it head-on. He does exhibit the quintessential theatrical attribute—fearlessness. Much of the play is Tru speaking directly to the audience, often egging them on to respond. It works. Perhaps Hammond’s performance will grow in its emotional scope over the run of this show. TRU at Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. Baystreet.org.

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NORTH FORK by Sally Flynn

Getting in the swim of things...

I believe in learning new things all the time, and I do believe you can teach an old dog new tricks. I’ve never learned to swim properly, but I thought it might be a handy skill to have in case I ever get invited to a party on a docked yacht, fall overboard, and have to swim a few yards through jellyfish-infested waters—it could happen, you never know... “Hello kids! I’m your swim instructor Bill, and I understand we have a grown up with us here today. Everybody say hello to Ms. Flynn. Alright now, the first lesson in swimming is N ew L ocation ! to learn to float. In this case, leave your arm floaties on the edge of the pool, and Ms. Flynn, Location! Brand new, totally New renovated location, right in the Location! you’ll want to take off those water wings...you Cutchogue Village. heart ofNew Brand new, totally renovated location, right in the can’t? Oh, they’re attached, well, ah...excuse Brand new, totally renovated location, right inSoul the of Cutchogue N ew L ocation !Village. localheart cuisine prepared with Italian Serving me. heart of Cutchogue Village. new, totally renovated location, right in Soul the local cuisine prepared with Italian Serving Okay, everybody ready to get in the pool? dinner Specials Tuesday through Friday 4 -6pm EarlyBrand of Cutchogue Village. heart cuisine prepared with Italian Soul Serving local courses for $22 3 What Pete? Sure, you can all cannonball in, but dinner Specials Friday 4-6pm Early local cuisineTuesday preparedthrough with Italian Soul Serving one at a time. Get in line. That’s good. Tuesday Friday 4-6pm Hourdinner DrinkSpecials Specials Tuesday through Friday 4-6pm Happy Early forthrough $22 3 courses courses forthrough $22 available 3 bar menu now Ms. Flynn, you don’t really want to cannonball dinner plate Specials Tuesday Friday 4 -6pm Early Small for $22 through Friday 4-6pm 3 coursesTuesday Hour Drink Specials in, do you? Not to be offensive, but you are Happy open Tuesday through FridayFriday at 4pm Currently HourSmall Drink Specials Tuesday through 4-6pm Happy plate bar menu now available Hour Drink Specials Tuesday Friday 4-6pm Happy rather zaftig...the water displacement...we and atthrough 12 noon Saturday barSunday menu now available Small plate Small plate bar menu now available need to have at least three feet of water in the open Tuesday through at 4pm Currently Open Tuesday through SundayFriday at noon Memorial Day from 12 noon Open open Tuesday through Friday 4pm Currently Closed Monday open Tuesday through Friday atat4pm Currently and Sunday at 12 noon Saturday pool for the lesson. and Sunday Sunday atat12 12noon noon Saturday and Ms. Flynn, please get off the ground. It’s very TOpen o u c hMemorial o f V e n ic e Rfrom e sta12 u ranoon nt Day from 12 Open Memorial Day from 12 noon Open ain Memorial R o ad . CDay u tch ogu e,noon NY 11935 28350 M undignified for you to kick and scream like cRestaurant h o fvuen m 6 3 1 .2 9Touch off VVenice that just because I said you can’t cannonball. T8o.5 u c8h5 o1 e nTicoeuR e sta ra nice.co t Touch of Venice Restaurant 8 3 5 0 M ain R o ad . C u tch o g u e, N Y 1 1 9 3 5 2 Main Road. Cutchogue, NY 11935 28350 You’re not setting a very good example for the Main Cutchogue, NY 11935 28350 9 8 .5 8Road. 51 TTouchofvenice.com o u c h o fv en ice.co m 6 3 1 .2 631.298.5851 children. Touchofvenice.com 631.298.5851 Here, I’ll let you blow the whistle to signal each child when it’s their turn to go. No, no, no...stop trying to blow a tune on the whistle. Yes, I recognized it right away as “Stairway to Heaven.” Very well done. Now, please watch for my signal and then you blow the whistle. Alright, that went pretty well. If you’ll please let me have the whistle back, Ms. Flynn...no, I’m the instructor, I get the whistle, I just lent it to you for that one activity. North Fork Oyster Company Please don’t whimper. It’s just a whistle. Look, if you do well today, I’ll buy you a whistle serves creative cuisine featuring the from Bliss’, yes, I’ll get a red one if they have it. freshest local produce and seafood So, we’re all in the pool now, let’s practice floating. Yes, Ms. Flynn, I’m sure you can float from the waters surrounding it on the the longest. east end of Long Island. Wait a minute, you can’t do that, that’s cheating...I saw you Ms. Flynn....you cannot push the children under the water like that. Serving Lunch and Dinner Daily Alright, let’s all practice our kicking skills. Closed Monday and Tuesday Everybody hold onto the edge of the pool and show me your kicks! Reservations: 631.477.6840 or opentable.com What Pete? No, she’s not really kicking all 300 Main Street (Stirling Square), Greenport the water out of the pool, it just seems like 2303 www.northforkoystercompany.com that. Please, Ms. Flynn, I can handle this, it’s

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A Wine Tasting Adventure By Jacqueline Duda Wineries and vineyards span across the North Fork in rich profusion, offering a vast variety of opportunities for a tasting adventure. With summer upon us, the search for new and exciting indoor and outdoor activities is in full swing. So what could be better than to sample a few of the wines made from grapes grown right in our backyards! North Fork wineries offer many different experiences in terms of their tasting room events, from the different types of wines they offer to the atmosphere they each set out to achieve. Several friends and I selected four wineries for my first wine tasting experience:

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North Fork Events For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 72 Kid Calendar pg: 68 Day by Day Calendar pg: 78 COMING SOON EAST END SEAPORT MUSEUM LIGHTHOUSE CRUISES – Cruise from Greenport along Gardiner’s Bay and Long Island Sound to see the famous lighthouses of the North Fork including Long Beach Bar “Bug” Light, Orient Point, Plum Island, Little Gull and Race Rock. Maritime history and lighthouse stories by a local expert. Boat stops next to each lighthouse for great photo opportunities. Cruise dates: 6/11, 6/25, 7/9, 7/30, 8/20, 8/27, 9/10, 9/24, 10/8. $95; $60 for teens/children includes box meal and complimentary glass of Long Island wine or water. Groups welcome. Eastendseaport.org. 631-477-2100. SHELTER ISLAND RACE WEEKEND – 6/18, 5:30 p.m. 10K run and 5K community walk. Register online at shelterislandrun.com. 631-774-9499. STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL – 6/17-6/19. Mattituck Lions Club Strawberry Festival, Strawberry Field fairgrounds, Route 48, Mattituck. Crafts, food, carnival, games and much more. Mattituckstrawberryfestival.org. THURSDAY, JUNE 9 LIVE MUSIC – 5-8 p.m. Lenz Winery, 38355 Main Rd., Peconic. Live music and wine by the glass specials. Lenzwine.com. 631-734-6010. Free. OPEN MIC NIGHT – 5-9 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue, 631-734-7361. peconicbaywinery.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 7-11 p.m., featuring The Jerry Weldon Trio. Bistro 72, Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, Riverhead. Indigoeastend.com. 631-369-2200. Free. FRIDAY, JUNE 10 EAST END HAPPY HOUR – 4-7 p.m., Bistro 72, Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, Riverhead. Taste of the East End Happy Hour features $4 Greenport Harbor Drafts, Vineyard 48 Wines, LiV Cocktails, $7 LiV Martinis and Flutes of Sparkling Pointe Brut. 631-3692200, indigoeastend.com. LIVE MUSIC – 5:30-8:30 p.m., featuring the Chris and Eddie Duo. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. SAXOPHONIST STEVE COLE – 8 p.m., Raphael Vineyard, 39390 Main Rd., Route 25, Peconic. East End’s Smooth Jazz Concert Series continues with one of contemporary jazz’s most celebrated artists. 631-765-1100, ext.105; raphaelwine.com. $40, $32 for Raphael Club Members. SATURDAY, JUNE 11 OUR LADY OF THE ISLE R.C. CHURCH CENTENNIAL JUBILEE – 5 p.m. Mass to celebrate the Centennial Jubilee of Our Lady of the Isle Roman Catholic Church, Shelter Island. The Most Reverend William Murphy, Bishop of the Diocese of Rockville Centre, will be the celebrant. 5 Prospect Avenue, Shelter Island Heights, Shelter Island. 631-749-0001. The parish was established and the first parishioner, Josephine Laspia, was baptized on June 11, 1911. PECONIC BAY FISHING TOURNAMENT – 5 a.m.5:30 p.m. Strong’s Marine, 2400 Camp Mineola Rd., Mattituck. To benefit The Lyme Disease Association. $75/$25 barbecue only. Grand Prize $1,000. Register at 516-292-1818; peconicbayfishing. org. LIGHTHOUSE CRUISE – 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Seaport Museum, Greenport. Includes box lunch or supper and complimentary glass of L.I. wine for the adults. Eastendseaport.org. 631-477-2100. $85 members, $95 non-members, $60 children/teens. BOOK AND AUTHOR LUNCHEON – 12 p.m., featuring MSNBC’s Willie Geist and CBS’s Bill Geist. Pridwin Hotel, 81 Shore Rd., Shelter Island. Reservations: 631-749-0042. $75. BOATING SEMINAR – 1 p.m. West Marine, 1095 County Rd. 58, Riverhead. Learn Safe Boating. PBPS.us. 631-727-2498. $35. LIVE MUSIC – 1-5 p.m., featuring Ludmilla Brazil. Sparkling Pointe Winery, 39750 County Road 48, Southold. 631-765-0200. LIVE MUSIC – 1-5 p.m., featuring Groundswell. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. 631-734-7361. peconicbaywinery.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 2-6 p.m., Sherwood House

Vineyards, 600 Oregon Rd., Mattituck. 631-2981396. LIVE MUSIC – 2-6 p.m., featuring Ricky Roche. Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard, 2114 Sound Ave., Baiting Hollow. 631-369-0100. STARGAZING – 7 p.m.-midnight. Custer Institute, 1115 Main Bayview Rd., Southhold (weather permitting). Custerobservatory.org. 631-765-2626. Suggested donation: $5 adults, $3 children under 14. Free for members. SUNDAY, JUNE 12 PICNIC – 12-4 p.m. Orient Beach State Park, Route 25, Orient Point. East End Jewish Community Council’s First Annual Picnic. Pack a picnic basket; complimentary beverages and dessert will be provided. Parking fee of $8 per car. Eejcc.com. 631-369-5997. LIVE COUNTRY MUSIC – 1-5 p.m., featuring Pure Country. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue, 631-734-7361. peconicbaywinery.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 2-5 p.m., featuring Take 3. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead, 631-298-0075. marthaclaravineyards.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 2-5 p.m., featuring Bob Batchley. Jason’s Vineyard, 1785 Main Rd., Jamesport. Jasonsvineyard.com. 631-238-5801. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 2-6 p.m., featuring Southbound. Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyards, 2114 Sound Ave., Baiting Hollow. 631-369-0100. BEATLES & BURGERS– 6 p.m. American Legion Hall, Main Rd., Rt 25, Southold. The Southold Branch of the Eastern Long Island Hospital Auxiliary presents “Beatle Music and Burgers.” Enjoy a live band along with gourmet burgers and dessert. $40 includes complimentary glass of wine or beer for the adults. 631-765-2206. MONDAY, JUNE 13 ATLANTIS EXPLORER TOUR BOAT – Noon, 2 and

4 p.m. daily, weather permitting. Atlantis Marine World, 431 East Main, Riverhead. Discover the ecological wonders of Long Island’s waterways aboard the Atlantis Explorer. Hands-on exploration such as trap pulls, close encounters with marine creatures and an educational stroll along the shore. 631-208-9200, ext. 426, atlantismarineworld.com. $18.50, 25% off for members and Green Key Cardholders. LIVE MUSIC – 5-9 p.m. Moonlight Mondays featuring Bryce Larsen. Corey Creek Vineyards. Main Road (Rt.25), Southold, 631-765-4168, bedellcellars.com. Free. TUESDAY, JUNE 14 LIVE MUSIC – 6-9 p.m. Twilight Tuesday. Corey Creek Tasting Room, Main Road (Rt.25), Southold, 631-765-4168, bedellcellars.com. Free, with separate wine tasting fees ranging from $5-$15. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 SOUP KITCHEN – 5:30-6:30 p.m. every Wednesday. Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need. St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church Parish Hall. Sixth St., Greenport. 631-765-2981. ANNUAL GOLF CLASSIC HONORING RAY TERRY – 1 p.m. Gardiner’s Bay Country Club, 12 Dinah Rock Rd., Shelter Island Heights. Shot-gun start, includes lunch and cocktail buffet. Gardinersbay.org. 631-477-5164. THURSDAY, JUNE 16 FREE CANCER SCREENING – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Eastern Long Island Hospital, Gladys Brooks Medical Village, 300 Atlantic Ave., Greenport. Appointments only: 631-477-5121. HULLING NIGHT – 5-9 p.m. Mattituck Lions Club, Strawberry Field fairgrounds, Route 48, Mattituck. Payone-price ride bracelet $20. Single ride tickets available. Mattituckstrawberryfestival.org. OPEN MIC NIGHT – 6-9 p.m. Peconic Bay Winery. Cutchogue. 631-734-7361, peconicbaywinery.com. Free.

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First of all, my shopping has been limited…my Jeep is still at the dealer eagerly waiting to be repaired… for the past two weeks! Thank goodness friends and family have been enjoying their trips with me to the shops…thanks guys! Let’s go shopping! For something really different, celebrate the Southampton’s Gym Source’s “Midnight Madness Sale,” at 23 Windmill Lane from 10 a.m. to midnight, Friday June 10, only! You can save from 20% to 50% off in stock equipment such as bikes, home gyms, treadmills and elliptical equipment. This is a serious sale on serious equipment and service! Call 631-2871223 for more information. After 10 years, back by popular demand, Paws Across The Hamptons is re-born. Mark your calendars to walk the walk and bark the bark with your pooches to benefit Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation this Saturday, June 11 (rain date, June 12). Starting at Southampton High School, on Narrow Lane (off Hampton Road), to

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&guide The Moon Garden

By Frederico Azevedo It is always interesting to visit gardens that invite you to discover different ideas. The design of a moon garden, surrounded by hedges of shrubs or trees, such as California privet, Boxwoods, Holly or a very elegant tree line of Hornbeams, creates a division for a garden area that will offer a dramatic effect. Surrounded by these trees or shrubs, comes an idea of a moon garden and also the selection of focal point and accessories that will complement the whole design. Evening gardens look extremely romantic and inspiring when surrounded by hedges with a specific entrance, either by a gap between the hedges, a door or a gate in wood or iron. It will make a romantic entrance that should direct the eye directly to the garden or central focal piece such as an urn, statue or birdbath.

The concept is a garden that is attractive in daylight and magical in moonlight, filled with flowers, variegated and silver foliage, and scented plants. The use of large quantities of white flowers and variegated leaves will shine until moonlight comes into the garden. Scented flowers and pungent foliage add appeal to the gardens. The beds can be designed around the hedges or geometrically in the center of the space. Flowers such as Nicotiana, Moonflower, Petunia, Hosta, Casablanca lily, Shasta daisy and Lavender can be planted in the borders or beds giving a graceful effect of shapes and heights. Shrubs such as Tardiva hydrangea, lilac “Ellen Willmont,� Deutzia or white shrub roses should be planted in the corners to give more depth to the design. Grey plants or variegated foliage will complement the design if added by the edge of beds such as variegated Ivy, Stachys, and Artemesia. White Tulips, Narcissus and Snow Drop bulbs can be planted in fall for a magnificent spring display, keeping the garden interest vibrating from early spring to fall. The moon garden can also be located on a terrace. White flowers will reflect the light of evening long after brighter blooms fade into darkness. White furniture should complement the garden.

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The terrace can be done with grey stones such as the very popular blue stone or river bottom stone for a more rustic design. White gravel can be spread between the stones. Flowers in containers will create much of the display. Geraniums, Petunias, Lobelias, Gaura, scaviola with variegated Vinca or any other cascade foliage in grey will complement the pots with these annual flowers. The planters should be situated around the patio and will look especially attractive if seated on white gravel. A large grey urn in the center of the terrace with an abundance of white flowers and variegated leaves will create the perfect focal point for the garden. Also, vines will blend into the design either attached to a wall or growing in a pergola. Climbing roses and vines such as Silver Lace vine, clematis Montana, New Dawn rose or Iceberg rose will give a spectacular amount of white flower to frame the gardens. (continued on the next page)

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range and I enjoy trying out new recipes to bring my family and friends delicious food. I recently cooked a meal on a Wolf stove with a French Top, and it was daunting how many options were available with this feature. French Tops have been used in commercial kitchens for many years, and are now making their way into homes. It is not for the faint of heart and with its large flat surface with varying degrees of temperature, I cooked four pots of food at once moving them around to change the heat level as needed. It is exciting to see companies are offering the home cook more features and with smaller and easier-to-clean products. However, as soon as weather permits, my husband grabs his flame torch and mitt, heads outside during dinnertime and insists upon grilling most of our meals. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy outdoor entertaining and cooking, but I start to miss my trusty friend in summer. Our whole kitchen starts to morph over this season. Our home starts to feel a whole lot larger as we expand out the back door, and enjoy dinners spilling over the lawn, under the pergola and more often than not, chatting in front of the grill. Now I told you I loved my stove, but most will agree food cooked on a grill takes on a whole different flavor. I envy all those people who have outdoor clear icemakers, built-in bars and an entire kitchen unit in their outdoor space. Shy of investing in a

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Illuminating the moon garden after dark, lighting conveys a romantic mood and expands the use of garden areas. Adequate illumination in an evening garden includes metal lanterns, hurricane lamps, pedestal candles or any soft light that would give a special accent to the natural light of the garden. Torches are also suitable in moon gardens and citronella oil should be used in them to spread a scent that will protect you from night bugs. Moon gardens are designed to establish a particular mood with a certain kind of design and a cooler palette of color for plantings. Different kinds of designs can be applied to this concept; even a very modern concept of a meadow using silver ornamental grasses and birch trees will look remarkable. Also, there are many native plants that are appropriate for your landscape and will apply for this garden design concept. The whole idea is to keep inspired with nature and be able to enjoy landscape with creative garden ideas.

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By Tamara Matthews-Stephenson It seems a funny thing to admire an appliance, but I’m fond of my stove. I love the shiny industrial chrome range, the thick flame and those chunky knobs. I even enjoy that clicking sound just before the flame ignites. Having a good quality stove makes a kitchen feel decadent. This single appliance acts as the anchor of the room, a place for guests to gather around and watch the home cook work his or her magic. Investing in a good quality range and oven can make the work seem easier, and change the space both functionally and aesthetically. It is truly a pleasure to cook on my commercial-style

complete custom cooking system outside, there are little ways I have found to bring that indoor cozy kitchen feeling, that we enjoy all winter long, to the outdoors. I suggest using colorful Mylar trays to carry glasses and food, throw pillows on the outdoor furniture, oversized lanterns on the table and lots of accessories brought from inside. I also take console and side tables outside to allow plenty of space for setting drinks and platters of food. Of course a traveling bar cart on wheels comes in handy for cocktails. Gone are the days of the grill as merely a place to throw hamburgers and hot dogs, because the outdoor grill offers many culinary options. Just this week I read Martha Stewart Living Magazine’s ideas for cooking vegetables and herbs together in foil and parchment pouches, and of course who doesn’t love Ina Garten’s grilled pizza? Even rotisserie chicken on the grill tastes better. With new grill options offering steam, extra burners and grill tops, cooking outside has endless possibilities. My husband has learned creative ways to grill clams and he has honed many tricks for searing seafood. After our culinary club explored Greek cuisine this winter, I’m envisioning Chicken Souvlaki parties under the pergola with twinkling lights. Can’t you picture it? All the while my lonely shiny oven will be waiting patiently inside for summer to end.

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Let Your Outdoor Entertaining Glow I like to add mood lighting at eye level and often use a long row of outdoor lanterns on the table with flickering candles inside. The overhead lighting can be a bit trickier, and it helps to have them on dimmer switches, but if you are in need of some extra sparkle I have a few ideas. After attending a picnic lunch sponsored by Kravet fabric, I became enamored with the creative lighting they chose. It was an inside event, but could easily work for an outdoor party. The picnic luncheon was served on black and white striped blankets and mint green pails filled with silverware. The flowers were white peonies in tall black matte vases. The black-and-white motif with splashes of color was made complete with an overhead umbrella wrapped with sparkling lights. The lights looked to be good

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By Tamara Matthews-Stephenson For last year’s Fourth of July party, overlooking the pool I hung Chinese paper lanterns over the pergola. It was a precarious job as I teetered on a ladder and tied the fishing line at various lengths. Although it can be a bit of work, creating overhead mood lighting for evening entertaining sets the tone. After securing lots of mosquito repellent, one of the most important aspects to entertaining outdoors during summer is to get the lighting just right. With the exception of a few strategically placed Tiki torches, many of us overlook outdoor lighting even though we know how important it is for our interior design. I recently came upon a few creative ideas to implement mood lighting for outdoor dining.

old-fashioned Christmas lights and the result was shimmery lighting that illuminated the table. Other outdoor lanterns hung overhead and on the table, but the wrapped lights took center stage. Another interesting idea is to create your very own light-up table to dine upon, just like those art tables we used to trace on in grade school. Can you imagine an entire table lit up under all that delicious food, pretty plates and glasses and of course the flower arrangements? At a recent designer show house I came upon interesting counter tops in the laundry room lit from the inside. The material was made from Corian, which has mostly gone out of style in today’s kitchens because of the surging popularity of marble and stone counter tops. The Corian repurposed as a lit-up counter felt decidedly modern. This gave me a great idea for an evening under the stars – a lit table made of Corian with twinkling Christmas lights overhead wrapped around the umbrella, and all on a moonlit night in July. My new summer project is to find an ambitious craftsman willing to make me a table lit from within and just in time for summer.


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Hens and Friends happy to see you. It is in their nature to produce eggs without a rooster or any meddling from you. But, like the addition of any other being into one’s life, their needs must be considered before they are brought into the home. The more one knows about their care before their arrival, the more successful the relationship will be. Some good references: Chickens in Your Backyard A Beginners Guide by Rick and Gail Luttman, Rodale Press Storey’s Guide to Raising Chickens by Gail Damerow, Storey Publishing Chicken Health Handbook by Gail Damerow, Storey Publishing By Jeanelle Myers I’ve read that Sag Harbor Village is considering allowing chickens to be kept in yards that conform to various regulations. If I read correctly, the conforming yards might be allowed 3 chickens if they are confined in specified circumstances. Well, in my opinion, chickens are a delight to keep but those who choose to keep them should be careful to follow any regulations after they are passed. If there will be only three allowed, one will need to decide the purpose they will serve: pets or dinner. It is difficult to eat one’s pets, but because chickens stop laying at some point (different for each chicken) and then typically continue to live for a good while longer, it is possible, even likely, to have three great pet chickens who eat food but do not lay eggs. This would be fine for me as I do not eat chickens and would be happy to have three living in my yard. In addition to any regulations to be followed, chickens need to be kept in an enclosed space to keep them safe from hawks, raccoons, opossums and the neighbor’s dog or cat. You also may want to protect your yard and garden. Chickens make what I call “garden sculptures” wherever they can, digging for pebbles and critters to eat. These sculptures are not attractive. The pen should be fenced with strong fencing sunk into the ground at least 8” so they cannot escape under it. The fenced enclosure should be roofed with fencing. And chickens need a house that can be cool in the summer and warm in the winter. It is a good idea to elevate the house in such a way that will not let rats and mice into the house (check plans in books recommended at the end of this article). Also, if the house is elevated, it is easier to collect the eggs and clean the house…yes, the house needs to be cleaned. The addition of bedding (I use Timothy grass…they like to nibble on it and it is good for composting) makes cleaning easy. The “enriched” bedding then goes onto the compost pile where, after breaking down, it makes the best addition to your garden or yard. They need some shade in the hot weather. They need some good food. I buy egg layer pellets at Agway. I tried organic food at one time but it made them sick…Just not the right organic food, I think. They also get lots of scraps from my kitchen, my friend Ellen’s kitchen and the garden. They love anything green from the garden–but remember that the leaves of plants in the nightshade family are not for people or chickens. Also, no raw potatoes or their skins. I also do not give my chickens white bread, maybe some good whole grain bread or cornbread without sugar. In the morning, they get a scratch of whole oats and cracked corn just as a treat. Chickens are a great addition to one’s life. They are joyous. They make wonderful sounds. They are

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big smile and a private wave. We then went to Kites for a Cure on the beach. I flew the kite for five minutes and spent 30 minutes untangling its string. Other than my lack of expertise, flying it was fun. I got a surprise and got to see Kung Foo Panda Two. Day Two—I went to Dede’s opening party at the Southampton Inn and met some new kids including Quincy Morgan and then we went to Planned Parenthood where most everyone was older than me. My weekend is over and I need some rest!

Kid’s Calendar For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 72 North fork Calendar pg: 61 Day by Day Calendar pg: 80 Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD – Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach UPCOMING GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATER CELEBRATES 10th BIRTHDAY – June 25, 5-7 p.m. For kids of all ages. Haven’s Beach, SGH. 631-725-4193. Bring your own picnic and join in the fun. There will be musical entertainment by Suzi Shelton and Friends, hot dogs on the grill, seining for little fishies, a giant sandcastle-building project, kite flying (Kites in the Harbor will be conducting kite demonstration), and a puppet show and birthday cake. RSVP and details at goatonaboat.org. Rain date June 26. 11TH SOUTHAMPTON SUMMER fOR “WORLD TRAVELERS” fUN AND IMAGINATIVE ADVENTURES - for children ages 3 1/2 - 6, First Presbyterian Church, 2 South Main St., SH. July 5 - August 18. 917-538-5049 or info@theworldtravelers.com. 20TH ANNUAL NEW YORK KNICKS BASKETBALL CAMP HOOPS CLINIC - 2 hour clinic. Saturdays only: July 9, 16, 23, 30, August 6, and 13. Focuses on the fundamentals of basketball. New York Knicks/Basketball Camp reversible Jersey. Prizes and giveaways. 212-4654104. THE JUNGLE BOOK – July 15, 7 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Tickets are $15. BRIDGES RIDE fOR AUTISM – July 17. Bike ride at 8 a.m. and 5K walk at 8:30 a.m. This event will start and end in lower Manhattan at the South Street Seaport. Partnered with the national support organization Autism Speaks to which all donations will go toward. bridgesrideforautism. com. All riders and walkers must pre-register online to participate. BAY STREET THEATRE MUSIC THEATRE CAMPS - August 1-5 and 8-12; 1:30-4 p.m. daily. Students write and perform in their own mini-musical. Baystreet.org. CAMP GOOD GRIEf – Aug. 22-26. For children who have experienced a loss. 631-288-8400. 20TH ANNUAL NEW YORK KNICKS SUMER BASKETBALL CAMP - 9:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. Aug.24-26 (Wed.-Fri.). Aug. 29-31 (Mon.-Wed.). Focuses on learning the concepts of Knicks Basketball and basic skills of the game. 212-465-4104. THURSDAY, JUNE 9 YOGA CLASSES – Kids and adults, Thursdays/Fridays/ Mondays, Springs Presbyterian Church, Old Stone Highway at Fireplace Rd., Springs. $15 per adult class. $10 per children’s class. Through June 30. springscommunitypc. org for details. Benefits church. JAZZ JAM AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m. No cover and no reservations required. 742 Sag Harbor Turnpike,

SGH. Through November. bayburger.com. fRIDAY, JUNE 10 EAST HAMPTON fARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m., Nick and Toni’s parking lot, 136 North Main Street, EH. 23 vendors. SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL – 10 a.m., Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. For Parents/Caregivers and Children through 3 years old. Play and learn together through interactive play, movement, and song. 631-2673810, amaglibrary.org. HAYGROUND SCHOOL fARMERS MARKET – 3- 6:30 p.m., Hayground School, 151 Mitchell Ln., BH. Supports local farmers/producers and efforts of Edible Schoolyard movement. TEEN CRAfT – 4-5 p.m. Create a duct tape wallet for you and one for your dad. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 631-283-0774, myrml.org/teens.php, lridgway@myrml.org BATTLE Of THE BANDS – 8-10 p.m. Ponquogue Beach, Dune Rd., HB. Rain Date: June 17. For more information call 631-702-2426 at the Youth Bureau. $10. SATURDAY, JUNE 11 SAG HARBOR fARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Bay St., SGH. WESTHAMPTON BEACH fARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. 85 Mill Rd., WHB. Whbcc.com. POLLOCK fAMILY DRIP PAINTING WORKSHOPS – 10-11:30 a.m. 830 Springs Fireplace Road, EH. Guided by children’s book author, Joyce Raimondo, families tour Jackson Pollock’s house and studio and then pour and drip paint on huge paintings outdoors. For children ages four and above. 917-502-0790. $30, pre-registration required at joyceraimondo.com AMERICAN GIRL CLUB – 11 a.m.-12 p.m. For ages 8 and up. Celebrate with Julie! Registration required. Westhampton Free Library, 7 Library Ave., WHB. whamlib@ suffolk.lib.ny.us 631-288-3335 westhamptonlibrary.net. CLAY WORKSHOP WITH MARY JAffE – 12:30 p.m. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. For children 8 and up. Surprise dad with a 3D portrait in clay. Pieces will be fired in a kiln and ready for pick up 10 days later. Bring a favorite Photo. Registration is required. 631-537-0015 HAMPTONS BASEBALL CAMP – 3-6 p.m. Saturdays through Labor Day weekend, for boys and girls ages 4-13. hamptonsbaseballcamp.com. Also day camp Mon. – Fri., 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. MONTAUK OBSERVATORY LECTURE AT THE ROSS SCHOOL – 7 p.m. , “Saturn: Lord of the Rings.” Made of gas, having storms, cyclones, and with over 60 satellites, Saturn is one of the delights of the night sky. Seen through a telescope it presents a stunning vista. There is still much we do not know about this ringed giant. Using the latest images animations and results from NASA and ESA missions, Montauk Observatory astronomer, Professor of Astronomy, and author Dr. Mike Inglis will present a lively lecture on this amazing gas giant. Following the lecture, weather permitting, join members of Montauk Observatory for evening observation of Saturn and other celestial objects using Montauk Observatory telescopes. All montauk Observatory events are open to the public and are family friendly. montaukobservatory.com. SUNDAY JUNE 12 PENGUIN ENCOUNTER – 11 a.m., Atlantis Marine World, 431 E. Main St., RVHD. A close-up encounter with an African Penguin. General aquarium admission required and

cost is separate. A paying adult must accompany children under 12. Children under 5 are not permitted, reservations@ amwny.com. 631-208-9200, atlantismarineworld.com. $50. SHARK DIVE – 11 a.m. Atlantis Marine World, 431 E. Main St., RVHD. Puts you in a cage in the middle of circling sharks and fish. No diving certification is necessary, and a trained Shark Dive Instructor accompanies all participants. Must be 12 or older; ages 12-17 must be accompanied by parent/guardian. Reservations: reservations@amwny.com 631-208-9200 ext. H20 426, atlantismarineworld.com. $155 (includes Aquarium Admission) CHILDREN’S STORYTELLING – 3:15 p.m. Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods Ln., EH. Art Projects and storytelling with Sima Freierman from the Curious George series. Free and all are welcome. MONDAY, JUNE 13 CHILDREN’S HANDS-ON-MILLING AT THE WATER MILL MUSEUM’S GRIST MILL – 11:30 a.m. Mondays through August 31. Free for Children (with caregiver) see the mill grind corn, learn about green hydro energy, and take home a cotton grain pouch. watermillmuseum.org. 631-726-4625. GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE SETS SAIL – 4:30 p.m. Main St., EH. Rowdy Hall puppet show series by Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre on Monday afternoons. Also June 20. The puppet show is free, appropriate for all ages and changes each week. 631-324-8555, rowdyhall.com LONGHOUSE RESERVE STUDENT ANNUAL IV – 4-6 p.m. Presentation of the winners of the LongHouse Student Annual IV student art contest. 133 Hands Creek Rd., EH. 203-228-5090. TUESDAY, JUNE 14 fIRST STORY TIME - For Parents/Caregivers and Children through 4 years old. A perfect introduction to story time for young children featuring books, puppets, and songs. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. 631-2673810, amaglibrary.org WEDNESDAY JUNE 15 ROUTE 27 fARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. American Legion Post. Farmers market featuring local produce and products. Contact Michael Vignapiano at 917670-1261 for more information. PAJAMA STORY TIME – 6 p.m. For families. Join Bruce for stories and shenanigans! Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3810, amaglibrary.org. THURSDAY, JUNE 16 BOAT TOUR - Atlantis Marine World, 431 East Main St., RVHD. Through October (Weather Permitting) noon, 2 p.m., 4 p.m. Discover the ecological wonders of Long Island’s waterways aboard the Atlantis Explorer. Enjoy hands-on exploration such as trap pulls, close encounters with marine creatures and an educational stroll along the shore. Members 25% off the daily excursions. 631208-9200, ext. H2O (426) for more information, today! atlantismarineworld.com. $18.50. fRIDAY, JUNE 17 HAYGROUND SCHOOL fARMERS MARKET – 3- 6:30 p.m., Hayground School, 151 Mitchell Ln., BH. SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL - For Parents/Caregivers and Children through 3 years old. Play and learn together through interactive play, movement, and song. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. 631-2673810, amaglibrary.org. Please send all event listings for the kids’ calendar to stacy@danspapers.com by Friday at noon.


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Animal Paintings by Sheila Isham: Open Studio

The idea of space has many meanings and functions; it is certainly an important aesthetic element when applied to both the formal creation of art and the housing of that same art. For example, we have previously examined spatial configurations in exhibits like the current Silas Marder show. Sheila Isham’s present open studio is another fascinating venue to consider space’s impact on the works being displayed. Isham has literally been around the world, from Haiti to Russia, collecting inspirations and motivations. Regardless of her diverse travels, however, her signature works celebrate nature, often exotic animals and yes, sometimes human figures, too. Simply speaking, Isham’s worldview begins and ends with these subjects. Isham’s studio space complements this in-depth and lofty philosophy: it is spacious and airy, with high ceilings. While many of the works are large and

is easy to grasp. Her configurations need extended room, some pieces are often defocused and ambiguous are hung too high for the viewer to as animal images merge. (“Dream touch. But that’s exactly what Isham Sequence XII” is a salient example.) means to do. Her lioness, eagle and Background figures often seem elephant are untouchable; we are in awe of them. No wonder they lost among other subjects. While the art’s message makes a potent are appropriately called “Cosmic case for symbiotic relationships Myth.” Placed on the wall in this in nature, so, too, does Isham’s spatial oasis, the animals appear to temporary living space where her be watching over us. furniture and personal objects The works featuring individual reflect a blending with the work on animals are recurring, but there the walls. are other paintings that contain Even so, not every piece represents creatures in groups. (These a balance and bond between all creatures may include animals creatures on earth. Isham’s charcoal as well as people who also appear drawings are similarly arresting, mythical and archetypical.) Take, but they present another worldview. for example, “Dream Sequence VI,” The close-up images of a lion, bull where a luscious orange palette Cosmic Myth #272 and leopard are often in profile defines the intermingling of a lion Animals/Philippine Eagle Oil on Linen and human figure so they almost or incomplete. Asymmetrical composition is sometimes the case. become one entity. “Dream Sequence Although symmetrical, part of the I” gives the same effect, with green as leopard’s face, particularly, is incomplete. the predominate color. What are we to make of these images? That Isham describes another piece in the series as “mysterious,” and there’s no doubting that. nature is not always perfect? We all know this to be This “Dream Sequence VII” particularly crosses true, but it bears repeating and Isham does it with boundaries – between what seems like spiritual eloquence and depth. characters and what seems realistic – and the Sheila Isham’s studio exhibit (at 56 Mariner symbiosis existing between the humans and animals. In this critic’s mind, this piece delineates a primary Drive in Southampton) will be open by appointment theme of Isham’s work. The background subject only for the next few days. Call 631-283-6297. Her could surely be Christ or some other pure spirit, the book, Sheila Isham (Palace Editions/State Russian Museum), is available at Bookhampton, or at her idea being that we are all one and the same. But Isham may not believe that this philosophy studio.

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Although this week’s cover artist, Heinz Emil Salloch, passed away in 1985, curator Karen Dorothee Peters has kept his art and legacy alive. While the two never met, they had a curious connection: both individuals lived in Germany (even though Peters was born in the United States); and each had a passion for travel allowing them to pursue their personal and professional journeys through life. In fact, it was on one such journey that Peters first met Salloch’s son. As her seating partner on an airplane flight, Peters formed an immediate bond with the young man, especially when she learned that his father had emigrated from Germany in 1937 because the Nazi Party did not like that

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with the discontinuation and rupture that he was experiencing in his new country. Q: Salloch’s style was apparent in a show you organized for him in New York this past April. A: Yes. We had two 1937 works from Havana, Cuba: a fort and a lighthouse. He was using the same language as he would in his Long Island subjects, which were plein air pieces. It was his first impression of his new land; he was trying to find his new environment. Q: He traveled up and down the coast. What made him settle in Maryland? A: He married a German woman who was a professor in Maryland, and they moved to Chestertown. Q: He felt at home because it’s by the water, but was he also uncomfortable because he and his wife were German, and people remember World War II there? I know the residents’ attitude since I am very familiar with that part of the state. A: His wife was in academia, and that’s a different atmosphere. She was extremely well-liked by her students and colleagues. Salloch was also anti-Nazi; he had to flee Germany because the Nazi Party was suspicious of teachers. He was an art teacher. Q: What was his remaining life in Chestertown like? A: He did drawings of the area, and while there, he traveled to New Mexico. But he fell in love with the East Coast. He was always on a journey. Karen Peters is planning a local show of Salloch’s work in the near future. Email her for details at kdpprojectspresents@gmail.com.

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he taught art to Jewish children. Years later that bond was reconstituted, and Peters agreed to manage the artist’s work. Such creations derived from varied countries where coastlines and the sea predominated, including Kiel (Germany), Cuba, Cape Cod, Nova Scotia and Long Island, especially Montauk. His final years were spent in Maryland’s Chesapeake Bay town of Chestertown. Peters, too, appreciated diverse environments when she worked as a curator for Media Arts and Culture for the Ford Foundation. But her real connection was with Salloch’s art, ranging from his early 1930s subtle images with greyish lighting of boats and local Berlin settings, to his late 1950s expressionistic pieces with bolder contrasts featuring landscapes. Q: Can you be more specific as to what drew you to Salloch’s work? A: His art is a wonderful vehicle to discover Long Island; everything he did on the East Coast was most authentic. But I also appreciate his way of looking at environment, his connection with nature; he expresses himself through nature. I like his style, too, his sense of composition, for example. By the way, there are no human beings in his work. Q: Speaking of style, how can you explain his variety of styles? A: He was very subtle in his German work. In Northern Europe the light is misty and grey. Having grown up in Germany, I can see why his lighting was like that. When he was studying art in Kiel, Germany, he did more expressionistic art. In his later watercolors in the United States, he is remembering the darker light in Germany; he is still using his old palette. When he came to the U.S., Abstract Expressionism was very popular, but he stuck to his own style, perhaps to cope


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“Landscape Pleasures” at the Parrish By Alexandra Andreassen The Parrish Art Museum is holding its annual twoday horticulture event and fundraiser this weekend, entitled “Landscape Pleasures: Inside/Outside.” Four celebrated interior designers will participate in this year’s event. Scheduled for Saturday, June 11, and Sunday, June 12, the program will kick off with a Saturday morning symposium, from 9 a.m to 12:30 p.m., featuring talks by designers Mario Buatta, Alexa Hampton, Charlotte Moss and William Sofield. On Sunday, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., four of the most spectacular gardens in the area – all owned by interior designers – will be open to participants for self-guided tours. The symposium will begin with a talk by interior designer Alexa Hampton, President and head designer of Mark Hampton LLC, entitled “Organic Inspirations.” She will discuss how gardens and landscapes are reflected in her design approach to certain rooms. Next, William Sofield will present “Of Leaves and Landscapes – Planning for the Past” at 10 a.m. He will explore the decision-making process in constructing a garden, and how much of the landscape surrounding a building appears to be controlled. Sofield has created over 400 stores for the Gucci Group, and has also worked on projects for David Barton Gyms, and celebrities Sean “Diddy” Combs and Nathan Lane. At 11:15 a.m. designer Charlotte Moss will present “A Garden Scrapbook…Journeys, Memories, and Revelations.” During her 25-year career, Moss has designed private residences as well as collections of fabric, furniture, carpet, china, home fragrance and decorative accessories, all of which have been inspired by garden influences. Internationally-renowned designer Mario Buatta will conclude the symposium with “Bringing the Outdoors In.” Buatta will discuss ways to give your interiors the colors of nature’s gardens and how interiors,

Participants in the Landscape Pleasures event can take self-guided garden tours on Sunday, June 12, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., rain or shine. On display will be John Barman and Kelly Graham’s tranquil landscape on historic Sagg Main Street, Steven Gambrel’s charming park-like grounds in Sag Harbor, Tony Ingrao and Randy Kemper’s remarkable landscape in East Hampton Village, and William Sofield and Dennis Anderson’s historic Gothic home and lush grounds in Southampton. In addition, Sponsors, Patrons, and Benefactors of the event (at the $350 level and up) are also invited to attend a private cocktail party on Saturday from 6 to 8 p.m. at Redcraft, a late 19th-century, red-bricked, Arts-and-Crafts-style home on Ox Pasture Road in Southampton. Landscape architect Perry Guillot recently updated the grounds and park plantings of this four-acre property, including the elaborate walled garden that will be resplendent in early summer bloom. The Parrish Art Museum was founded in 1897 in Southampton. It celebrates the artistic legacy of the East End and its reverberation throughout the world. Since the mid-1950s, the Parrish has grown from a small village art gallery into an important museum with a collection of more than 2,600 works of art from the 19th century to the present. In mid-2012, the Parrish will move to a new 34,500-square-foot building in Water Mill designed by internationally- acclaimed architects Herzog & de Meuron.

Steven Gambrel’s Sag Harbor home like a garden, are constantly growing. A book signing by all four designers will conclude the symposium on Saturday.

Tickets for Landscape Pleasures are $150 for Parrish members and $200 for non-members and include admission to both the symposium and the garden tours. To purchase tickets, or for additional information on Sponsor, Patron and Benefactor packages, call the Special Events office at 631-283-2118, ext. 42, or visit parrishart.org.

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UPCOMING EVENTS OPENING RECEPTION – 6/18, 6-8 p.m. “Super Nature” featuring artists Kathryn Lynch, Meghan Boody, and Melinda Hackett. 4 N Main Gallery, 4 North Main St., SH. 631-283-2495, info@4northmaingallery.com. OPENING – 6/18, 5-7 p.m. “America the Beautiful.” Southampton Cultural Center’s Levitas for the Arts, 25 Pond Lane, SH. RECEPTION – 6/18, 6-8 p.m. Ben Fenske Solo Show. Grenning Gallery, 17 Washington St., SH. grenninggallery. com, 631-725-8469. BENEFIT GALA – 6/25, 6 p.m. The Retreat’s 16th Annual Artists Against Abuse Benefit Gala. Celebrity hosts: Alexandra Wentworth and George Stephanopoulos. Award Honorees: Actress Mariska Hargitay and U.S. Senator Kenneth P. LaValle. Ross School Lower Campus Field House, 739 Butter Ln., BH. 631.329.4398, theretreatinc. org, artistsagainstabuse.com or heather@theretreatinc.org. EVENTS AND OPENINGS PAINTING WORKSHOP – 6/10 and 6/11, 10 a.m.4 p.m. Workshop with renowned artist Howard Rose. Chrysalis Gallery, 2 Main St., SH. Call for reservations. 631-287-1883, chrysalis@hamptons.com. $100. OPENING RECEPTION – 6/11, 5-7 p.m. “Finding Art III,” new works of found object art by Jorge Silveira. Romany Kramoris Gallery, 41 Main Street, SH. Open 6/96/30. Thurs.-Mon., 11 a.m.-7 p.m., and late on weekends. 631-725-2499, kramorisgallery.com. ENTRY DEADLINE – 6/15 – Juried Art Exhibit, Arts Harvest Southampton 2011. Southampton Cultural Center, Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Ln., SH. Show runs September 14 – October 22. Scc-arts.org for submission rules and entry form. LAST CHANCE – Members Exhibition through 6/11. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Open Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.- 5 p.m. 631-324-4050, guildhall.org. GALLERIES ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 28E Jobs Ln., SH. Russian-American artist Nahum Tchacbasov, 18991984, and others. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 631-204-0383, arthurtkalaher@gmail.com. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – 48 Park Place, EH. Specializing in 20th-Century modern American masters, both pre- and post-war. Contemporary artists include: Milton Avery, Robert Dash, Sam Francis, Wolf Kahn, Fred Mitchell, Jules Olitski and Walter Plate. 631-324-6010;

birnamwoodart.com. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. DESHUK-RIVERS – 141 Maple Ln., BH. 631-237-4511. deshukriversgallery.com. THE DRAWING ROOM – 16R Newtown Ln., EH. Photographs by Laurie Lambrecht. Open Fri., Sat., Mon., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 631-324-5016, drawingroom-gallery.com. GALLERIA DELLA LUPA -150 Main Street, SH. “The Emperor’s Ghost” by Giancarlo Impiglia.” Fri., Sat., Sun., 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Tues.,Wed.,Thurs., noon-5 p.m. Closed Mon. 631-899-4533, galleriadellalupa.com. GALLERIE BELAGE – “The 6th Annual Outsider Art in the Hamptons – Visionary, Art Singular, Folk & Self -Taught Artists,” through 9/6. 8 Moniebogue Ln. (behind Margarita Grill), WHB. 631-288-5082, galeriebelage.com. GREEN EARTH CAFÉ – Don Duga, 20 of his latest Beatles paintings in honor of the 70th anniversary of John Lennon’s birth. 50 East Main St., RVHD. 631-369-2233, genfm.com. GUILD HALL – 158 Main St., EH. Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.5 p.m. Sun., noon-5 p.m. 631-324-4050, guildhall.org. HAMBURG KENNEDY – 64 Jobs Ln., SH. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Wed.-Sun. hamburgkennedy.com. JILL LYNN & CO – 66 Jobs Ln., SH. “The Language of Painting,” by Jen Brown. jilllynnandco.com. THE LEIBER MUSEUM – 446 Old Stone Hwy, EH. “Drawings. Drawings. Drawings. Recent Works on Paper by Gerson Lieber.” Open through Labor Day, Sat. and Sun., 1-4 p.m. 631-329-3288. leibermuseum.com. LUCILLE KHORNAK – “Cowboys, Cops and Queens: Kids in Costume.” Photography. 2400 Montauk Hwy, BH. 631-613-6000. theportraitspecialist.com. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – 2426 Main St., BH. 631537-7245. OUTEAST GALLERY–65 Tuthill Road, MTK. 631375-6730. PAILLETTS – 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070. PAMELA WILLIAMS – 167 Main St., AMG. 631-2677817. pamelawilliamsgallery.com. PARASKEVAS – Works by Michael Paraskevas. By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – 25 Jobs Ln., SH. “Artists and Writers/House and Home,” works by Julião Sarmento through 6/11. Mon., Thurs., Fri., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 631-283-2118. parrishartmuseum.com. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. “Conrad Marca-Relli: The Springs Years, 1953-1956,” through 7/30. 631-324-4929. pkhouse. org. ROMANY KRAMORIS – 41 Main St., SGH. 41 Main St., SGH. Thurs.-Mon., 11 a.m.-7 p.m., and late on weekends. 631-725-2499, kramorisgallery.com. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – “Full Circle,” group show. 688 Montauk Hwy., WM. 631-793-2256, saranightingale.com. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – 6th Annual “Big Show” featuring 53 artists, 159 canvases, more than 50 national and international artists. 120 Snake Hollow Rd. BH. 631702-2306. Silasmarder.com.

LaGuitarra by Jorge Silveira, Romany Kramoris Gallery SIRENS’ SONG – 516 Main St., GP. 631-477-1021. sirensongallery.com. SOUTH STREET GALLERY & FRAMERS – 18 South St., GP. Open Thurs.-Mon., noon to 5 p.m. 631-4770021, thesouthstreetgallery.com. SOUTHAMPTON CULTURAL CENTER – 25 Pond Lane., SH. Featuring Shari Abramson, Roy Nicholson, Danny Simmons and Julie Small-Gamby. Open noon-4 p.m., Mon.-Fri., Sun., 11 a.m. -2 p.m., or by appointment. scc-arts.org. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – “Famous Faces” celebrity portraits by Zita Davisson. “Phenomenal Places,” Gary Lawrance’s architectural models. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, SH. Open Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $4 adults, free for members and children 17 and under. 631-283-2494, Southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. SPRINGSTEEL GALLERY – 419 Main St., GP. Hours: Fri.-Sun., noon-5 p.m., or by appointment. 631-477-6818, springsteelgallery.com. THOMAS ARTHUR GALLERIES – 54 Montauk Hwy., AMG. 18th and 20th Century Oil paintings and prints. New shows monthly. 631-324-9070. antiquesvalue.net. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Summer Pleasures” Photography Exhibit through 6/15. 66 Main St., SGH. tullaboothgallery.com. 631-725-3100. VERED – 68 Park Pl., EH. Fine art by Columbian fashion photographer Raul Higuera. Sun.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Sat., 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 631-324-3303. veredart.com.

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& SIMPLE ART OF COOKING by Silvia Lehrer

We buy California strawberries all year long – and in winter, strawberries from Florida – and they are all quite good. Strawberries are unique among berries. They can be cultivated in a broad range of soils and climates so they are harvested fresh, somewhere, every month of the year. Several years ago when we visited Prince Edward Island, the strawberry season hit in July. The really good news is that these scarlet gems, considered the most perfect fruit, are currently locally grown and overflowing at farmstands and farmers markets. They are deliciously sweet and I’ve been gorging on them like candy, piling them into my cold cereal bowl in the morning and puréeing them into a sauce. Their sweet juice fills the mouth with the most satisfying flavors. Best of all, they are a good source of vitamin C, and eight strawberries have only 50 calories and practically zero fat. So join the band of berry pickers at farmstands or pick them up in quart-size baskets at your local famers markets. Use local berries within a day or so of purchase as perishability is a problem. Keep

or ice cream. For 1 1/2 pounds strawberries I yielded about 1 1/2 cups.

them cool and dry, and do not wash any berries until ready to use. Here are a few ways to enjoy the delicious flavors of local strawberries in their fleeting season. STRAWBERRY AND SPINACH SALAD WITH HONEY VINAIGRETTE To toast sesame seeds place them dry in a small non-stick skillet and move pan slowly over low heat for a few minutes until seeds are lightly colored. Serves 4 to 5 1 1/2 cups hulled and thickly sliced strawberries 1/2 pound fresh spinach leaves, washed and drained 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 2 tablespoons rice wine vinegar 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon honey 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper Toasted sesame seed garnish, optional 1. Prepare the berries and the spinach leaves for the salad. 2. In a mixing bowl combine the balsamic and rice wine vinegar, honey, mustard, salt and pepper to taste and stir to mix. Can be prepared ahead. 3. Toss spinach with the dressing. Add strawberries and carefully fold into the spinach. Divide equally onto 4 to 5 plates and garnish with toasted sesame seeds. STRAWBERRIES IN SIMPLE SYRUP With so many strawberries hitting the East End at this time of the year, I will stew a batch to serve over pound cake, yogurt

1 1/2 pounds fresh strawberries, hulled and rinsed 1 1/2 cups cold water 1/2 cup sugar 1. Halve the strawberries and set aside. 2. Place water and sugar in a medium-size saucepan and bring to the edge of a boil over medium-high heat, stirring to dissolve the sugar. Adjust heat to medium-low and simmer the liquid until slightly syrupy, about 10 to 12 minutes. Add the strawberries. Stir into the liquid and with cover ajar; simmer for 6 to 8 minutes. Strawberries should be tender to the touch of a spoon or fork when done. If there is a fair amount of liquid left in the pan, remove the strawberries with a slotted spoon and continue to cook the syrup until slightly thickened. Can’t give you a time on this, just watch carefully (sugar burns) and stir until desired consistency. Return the strawberries to the syrup, transfer to a suitable container and refrigerate until ready to use. They’ll keep! STRAWBERRY RHUBARB CRISP Rhubarb, with its characteristic tart flavor, is a vegetable that parades as a fruit, and is in perfect harmony with sweet ripe local strawberries. Serves 6 to 8 For the filling 1 1/2 pounds rhubarb, trimmed and sliced (leaves (continued on page 72)

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Cuvée Bistro and Bar in Greenport hosts a postscreening reception on Saturday, June 18 following the 2 p.m. showing of Waiting for Superman at the Floyd Memorial Library. After the reception, the restaurant will be open for dinner. Menu selections include: steak au poivre with organic New York strip steak, cognac-peppercorn sauce, potato gratin and green beans ($26); Greenporter Niçoise salad with grilled tuna or salmon, string beans, olives, tomatoes, egg, Long Island potatoes and anchovy garnish ($19); and calamari Provençal with red pepper aioli ($11). 631-477-0066. The much anticipated A Lure in Southold is now open at Port of Egypt Marina. The seafood-chowder house, a joint venture between Chef Tom Schaudel and Adam Lovett of Mattituck’s A Mano, and chef de cuisine and partner Jeff Uguil, features impeccably fresh fish and seafood. House favorites include: chili dusted yellow fin tuna with soba noodles, tofu and vegetable miso broth ($30); barbecue shrimp, local corn sauté, soft polenta and basil oil ($38); and potato crusted cod, creamed spinach, Beluga lentils, verjus beurre blanc ($27). 631-876-5300. Harbor Grill in East Hampton serves a $22.95 prime rib dinner on Saturdays and Sundays starting at 4 p.m. The meal features a choice of soup or garden salad, a thick slice of prime rib with baked potato, horseradish sour cream and daily vegetables. Desserts are additional with ice cream and floats for $4.50, thick shakes for $4.95 and $6 for daily pie and cake specials, chocolate chip cookie sundaes or

cheesecake. 631-604-5290. Blackwells Restaurant in Wading River offers a three-course prix fixe menu. It is $19.95 Sunday through Thursday from 11 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., $24.95 Sunday through Thursday after 5:30 p.m., and $29.95 on Fridays and Saturdays. Selections may include: Blackwells’ seafood chowder, grilled Delmonico steak, roasted potatoes and sautéed vegetables, and Belgian chocolate torte. Thursday through Saturday, live music accompanies dinner until 9 p.m. 631-929- 1800. Cooperage Inn in Baiting Hollow also offers a prix fixe menu. For $19.50, diners may enjoy a choice of soup or salad, entrée, dessert and coffee or tea. The special is available Monday through Friday from 11:30 a.m. until 5:30 p.m., and on Saturday until 3:30 p.m. 631-727-8994. Montauk Yacht Club Resort and Marina in Montauk presents an extensive thin-crust pizza menu in Hurricane Alley, the resort’s casual indoor/outdoor eatery. Selections include lobster pizza with Maine lobster, fontina cheese, basil and tomato sauce ($22); steak au poivre pizza ($19) with grilled steak, mushroom, caramelized onion and fontina cheese; and fig pizza with caramelized onions, Gorgonzola cheese, figs and balsamic vinegar ($17). Hearty calzones, priced from $17 to $24, are also available. 631-668-3100. Phao in Sag Harbor is now serving dinner from 5 p.m. daily. Menu selections may include: Lamb lollipop with garlic cilantro soy reduction ($17); Chicken, shrimp or tofu pad Thai with tamarind, shallots, fresh bean sprouts and peanuts ($24); and Green curry chicken with fresh green chili sautéed with garlic, Kaffir lime leaves, lemongrass, sweet basil leaves, Thai coconut milk and mixed vegetables ($21). 631-725-0101. East Hampton Grill in East Hampton is now open nightly for dinner. Executive Chef Brian Stefano’s menu includes: crab cake salad with grapefruit, avocado, herbs, champagne vinaigrette ($19); pan-roasted Arctic char with summer succotash ($27); and Rutherford rib-eye with Worcestershire, beefsteak tomatoes and blue cheese ($42). 631-329-6666.

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discarded) 1 pint strawberries, rinsed, hulled and quartered 1/2 cup sugar 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 cup all-purpose flour, sifted For the streusel topping 1 cup walnuts, coarsely chopped 1 cup all-purpose flour 3/4 cup light or dark brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 1 stick unsalted butter, cubed Crème fraîche or vanilla ice cream, optional 1. In a mixing bowl, combine rhubarb, strawberries, sugar and vanilla. Toss gently to mix and allow to macerate for 30 minutes for flavors to meld. Add cinnamon and flour and toss gently to mix well. Set aside. 2. In bowl of electric mixer set on low or in a mixing bowl, mix the streusel ingredients just until blended and crumbly. Streusel mixture can be prepared several days ahead. Refrigerate in a suitable container. Preheat oven to 350° F. 3. When ready to bake, place the strawberry rhubarb filling in a large shallow baking dish. Cover the fruit mixture generously with the streusel and bake for 20 to 30 minutes until juices are bubbly and top is a bit crusty. Serve warm with a dollop of crème fraîche or vanilla ice cream, if desired. Note: The dish can be prepared ahead and reheated before serving.

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AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SI-Shelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott THURSDAY, JUNE 9 TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 5-7:30 p.m. Live music, artisanal cheeses, wine sold by the glass, no cover or reservations. WÜlffer Estate, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. 631-5375106, wolffer.com. REGGAE THURSDAYS – 8 p.m. Lounge poolside with a signature drink and sway to the beats of reggae legend Winston Irie. The Backyard Restaurant at Sole East, 90 Second House Rd., MTK. info@soleeast.com. 631-668-2105, soleeast.com/restaurant. COLIN QUINN: LONG STORY SHORT – 8 p.m. Colin Quinn’s comedy show, directed by Jerry Seinfeld. John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Tickets at GuildHall.org and theatermania.com. 1-866-811-4111 or 631-324-4050. Through 6/26. FRIDAY, JUNE 10 ALL NIGHT HAPPY HOUR – 4 p.m. every Friday. All Night Happy Hour, featuring Taproom Specials. D.J. Dory brings the sounds of Motown and R&B at 10 p.m. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, SH. Publik.com. SUNSET FRIDAYS – 5-7:30 p.m. Special tastings. WÜlffer Winestand, 3312 Montauk Hwy., SGK. 631-5375106. Through October.

‘TAUK FEST 2011 – 7-10 p.m. To benefit Concerned Citizens of Montauk & Surfrider Foundation, two groups working to keep Montauk the way you love it. Live bands, food. Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-2673117, stephentalkhouse.com. $20 ($50 includes admission for 2 and membership in both organizations). THE FRIDAY NIGHT JAM: STEVE WATSON TRIO – 8-11 p.m. Bistro 72. Swing jazz, guest performances, reservations recommended. Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., RVHD. 631-369-2200, indigoeastend.com. RUBIX KUBE – 10 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $30. PHAO KARAOKE – 10:30 p.m.-2 a.m., weekly at Phao, 29 Main St., SGH. 631-725-0101, phaorestaurant.com. SATURDAY, JUNE 11 BOOGIE NIGHT – 7 p.m. –midnight. Casey’s, 223 Montauk Hwy., WHB. Benefits local elementary schools. Cash bar, D.J. Johnny Rocks, raffle, hors d’oeuvres, prizes for best dressed. $30 advance/$45 at the door. 631-288-3310. EASY STAR ALL STARS – 8 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $50. D.J. BRIDGET SPINS – Sole East, 90 Second House Rd., MTK. info@soleeast.com. 631-668-2105, soleeast.com. D.J. BRIAN EVANS – 9:30 p.m. Hamptons classics every Saturday night. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, SH. 631-283-2800, publick.com. LITTLE HEAD THINKS – 10 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267 3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $30. SUNDAY, JUNE 12 BOSSA NOVA BRUNCH – 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Sole East, 90 Second House Rd., MTK. 631-668-2105, soleeast.com. BBQ & MOVIE – 6 p.m., benefit for Hamptons International Film Festival. Movie, Summer Stock (1950) plays at sunset, Sole East, 90 Second House Rd., MTK. info@soleeast.com. 631-668-2105, soleeast.com. THE BLACK PETALS – 8 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $10. NYC REGGAE BOYZ FEATURING “RAS DROPPA� – 10 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $10.

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MONDAY, JUNE 13 HAPPY HOUR – 4-7 p.m. every weekday. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, SH. 631-283-2800, publick.com. ORGONE – 8:30 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $10. TUESDAY, JUNE 14 THE JOE ELY BAND – 8 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. Gen Admin: $40; VIP Admin: $55. HELLO BROOKLYN – 10 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $10. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 JOHNNY PIPES & THE TRADESMEN – 8 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-2673117, stephentalkhouse.com. $10. LADIES NIGHT AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – 9:30 p.m. $3 Drafts, Wine & Svedka Specials, Party with DJ Brian. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, SH. 631-283-2800, publick.com, pam@ publick.com. KARAOKE W/ HARRY – 10 p.m. Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $5. THURSDAY, JUNE 16 THE JAZZ JAM SESSION – 7-9 p.m. Enjoy some great jazz, bring your own instrument if you want to jam. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, SGH. 631-899-3914. INDA EATON – 7 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $10. REGGAE THURSDAYS – 8 p.m. Lounge poolside with a signature drink and sway to the beats of reggae legend Winston Irie. The Backyard Restaurant at Sole East, 90 Second House Rd., MTK. 631-668-2105, soleeast.com. LONE SHARKS – 9 p.m. Live music at Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, stephentalkhouse.com. $10. FRIDAY, JUNE 17 ALL NIGHT HAPPY HOUR – 4 p.m. every Friday. All Night Happy Hour, featuring Taproom Specials. D.J. Dory brings the sounds of Motown and R&B at 10 p.m. Southampton Publick Hou

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daily; dinner Thurs.-Sun. only. Closed Tues. 1615 Sag Harbor – Bridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-725-1045, estiaslittlekitchen.com. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso Bar & Bakery, Breakfast & Lunch Café, Outdoor Seating, Kid Friendly! Full-service breakfast and lunch and hand-roasted estate-grown coffees. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to the Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout at BNB), plus our Mobile Espresso Unit. Call ahead on your way to the beach: 631-726-COFE. Hamptoncoffeecompany.com. HARBOR BISTRO – “One of the Best Sunsets on the East End”…”Great Food and Wine on the Waterfront”… ”Hidden Gem on the Harbor.” 313 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton 324-7300, harborbistro.net. HARBOR GRILL – “Affordable American Dining”… ”Casual-Family-Friendly Restaurant”…”Backyard Burgers, Great Sandwiches, Entrees and Milkshakes”…”Food and Drink for the Whole Family.” 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton, 604-5290. Find us on Facebook/harborgrill. org. JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork architecture, art and cuisine in the reconstructed 1820s Dimon Mansion. Zagat-rated New American Cuisine dedicated to sustainable, fresh and local food and wine. Dinner three-course Prix Fixe, Sun.-Thurs., $35. Lunch and dinner daily. Closed Tues. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. jamesportmanor.com. Reservations 631-722-0500 or opentable.com. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for more than 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy., Bayport. 631-472-9090. LUCE + HAWKINS AT JEDEDIAH HAWKINS INN – Chef Keith Luce features an ever-evolving menu emphasizing local and sustainably grown ingredients. Serving dinner Thursday through Monday; lunch Friday, Saturday; and brunch Sunday and Monday. 400 South Jamesport Ave., Jamesport. 631-722-2900, jedediahhawkinsinn.com. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE – New American Fare with Regional Flair. $24.95 three-course Prix Fixe offered ALL NIGHT, every night. Live music on Thursdays. Private cooking classes and wine dinners with Chef Guiffrida available. Open Thurs.-Sun., 5:30 p.m. Shoppes at Water Mill. 760 Montauk Hwy., Water Mill, 631-726-2606. NICHOL’S OF EAST HAMPTON – The “Cheers” of the Hamptons. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Late-Night. Big portions, Reasonably priced, Fun! Outdoor Dining, Celebrity Sightings. Voted “Best Burger” & “Outstanding Lobster Roll.” 100 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-3243939. NORTH FORK OYSTER COMPANY – Greenport’s newest upscale seafood restaurant serves creative cuisine featuring the freshest local produce and seafood. Completely renovated to include an oyster bar and outdoor patio dining. Daily specials, local beers and wines, and a seasonal menu create the ultimate North Fork dining experience. Wednesday-Sunday lunch, 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m.; WednesdaySaturday dinner, 5-10 p.m.; Sunday dinner, 5-9 p.m. Closed Monday and Tuesday. 300 Main St. (Stirling Square), Greenport. 631-477-6840, northforkoystercompany.com. ORIENT BY THE SEA – Restaurant and Full-Service Marina, family owned and operated since 1979. Offering an extensive menu of local seafood and fresh vegetables. Located next to Cross Sound Ferry. Dine overlooking beautiful Gardiners Bay on our outdoor deck. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 40200 Main Road, Orient. 631-323-

75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE – Open daily for lunch 10:30 - 4:30 and dinner 4:30 - 10:30. Daily specials. Happy Hour 5 to 7 p.m. Fri., Havana Night, Sat., live band or D.J. Three-Course Prix Fixe $21.95, Tues.-Fri. 75main. com. 75 Main Street, Southampton 631-283-7575. BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST – Market fresh cuisine. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Restaurant and poolside lounge with a beachclub setting. Friday night – live acoustic/guest D.J.; Saturday afternoon – pool party w/guest D.J.s; Sunday, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. – poolside brunch with live Bossa Nova. 90 Second House Road, Montauk. 631-668- Soleeast.com. BETWEEN THE BUN – On the road? Don’t run on empty! Fill up at Between the Bun, featuring the East End’s best grilled hotdogs and other fine specialties. 473 County Road 111, Manorville (1/4 mile from the LIE). BOBBY VAN’S – Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., lunch from noon to 3 p.m. Serving a casual Italian-style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. Check out the great late night bar scene. La Pasticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631668-2345. CANAL CAFÉ – Be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays. 631-723-2155. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM – Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Family-owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292; 1065 Franklinville Rd., Laurel. 631-298-3262. Elbowroomli.com. COMTESSE THÉRÈSE BISTRO – Enjoy awardwinning North Fork wines in the Tasting Room or dine in the Bistro of this 1830s restored rectory. Cordon Bleu Chef Arie Pavlou prepares classic French cuisine. Private dining available for parties up to 16. Thursday-Sunday lunch and dinner. Reservations recommended but not required. 739 Main Road, Aquebogue. 631-779-2800. reservations@ comtessetherese.com. COOPERAGE INN – Special events include annual summer lobster clambake, live comedy and murder mystery dinner theater, and wine and beer dinners. Beautiful new bar and lounge with live music on weekends. Happy Hour 5-7 p.m.. 2218 Sound Ave., Baiting Hollow. 631-727-8994. Cooperageinn.com. ESTIA’S LITTLE KITCHEN – Enjoy breakfast, lunch and dinner influenced by the flavors of Mexico at this cozy restaurant featuring delicious food and friendly service! A three-course Prix Fixe dinner is offered Thurs., Fri., Sat., & Sun. from 5:30 to 6:30 p.m. for $27. Choose soup or salad, main course and any dessert. On Thursdays and Sundays join us for Baja Sur-inspired Dinner Specials under $15 with a $3 Tecate. A private room is available for your next party. Dinner reservations recommended. Breakfast and lunch

2424, orientbythesea.com. PHAO RESTAURANT – Features stylish décor and fabulous food. Traditional Thai dishes such as Pad Thai and nouvelle ethnic cuisine such as Pork Spare Ribs. Open yearround, Wed.-Sun. at 5:30 p.m. 29 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7250101, phaorestaurant.com. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. PORTO BELLO – Celebrating 20 years in their original location on the waterfront at 1410 Manhanset Ave., Brewer’s Marina, Greenport. Owner Diana DiVello describes her restaurant as “Upscale Nautical.” Enjoy beautiful views of Stirling Harbor and Peconic Bay paired with Italian, fresh local seafood and produce specialties. Offering local and imported wines. 631-477-1515. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. Norman Jaffe designed the modern building. Guests can sit by the fire on couches with cocktails, such as the “Race Lane Shandy” ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the “Torquay” ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open year-round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. SEN RESTAURANT – Sen favorites including Chicken or Beef Teriyaki, Shrimp Tempura and Soba Noodle dishes are served alongside an incredible selection of Sushi and Sashimi. Flavorful salads and side dishes available. Open at 5:30 p.m. everyday. 23 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7251774, senrestaurant.com. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Established in July 1996, this microbrewery/restaurant is your Hamptons home for world-class beers served with local hospitality. Open year-round for lunch and dinner. Special events, private taproom, catering and takeout. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800. publick.com. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR – A modern American bistro. Open 7 Days for lunch & dinner. Offering fresh local seafood, prime steaks and local seasonal vegetables. Specials include soft shell crabs, grilled porterhouse lamb chop and seasonally themed soups. Threecourse Prix Fixe menu for $26.26 available 7 days. $5 Bar menu. Happy Hour specials Mon.-Fri., 5-7 p.m. 26W Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-723-2626. TOUCH OF VENICE – We’ve moved! Newly renovated location on Main Street in the heart of the historic Cutchogue village. Our loyal customers can expect a similar menu (as well as wine and drink list) featuring Italian and local specialties. You’ll be pleasantly surprised by our new décor! 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-298-5851, Touchofvenice.com. TROLLEY BARN – Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, 7 days a week, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Enjoy everything from creative omelettes to classic filet mignon! Open weekdays, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; weekends, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 216 Montauk Hwy., Speonk. 631-801-2888. TURKUAZ GRILLE – Come enjoy our Mediterranean – Turkish cuisine. Located on the Peconic Riverfront. Dine inside or on our patio. Featuring Gyros, Shish Kabobs, Turkish pizza. Daily specialties. Located at 40 McDermott Avenue, Riverhead (next to Atlantis Marine World). 631591-1757. TWEEDS – Located in historic Riverhead, Tweeds Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines representing the best Long Island vineyards. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 17 E. Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-3151.

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DAY BY DAY AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SI-Shelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott UPCOMING ARF’S 25TH ANNIVERSARY GARDEN TOUR – June 18, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. WS. Featuring gardens in Bridgehampton and Sagaponack. Honoring the memory of Howard Purcell. $75, 631-537-0400 ext. 216. Tickets for tour and cocktail reception $175, must be purchased in advance. Rain or shine. JAZZ PIANIST JUDY CARMICHAEL – June 18, 7 p.m. Old Whalers’ Church, 44 Union St., SGH. Benefits The Community House Fund at Old Whalers’. 631-3243097. CHORAL SOCIETY OF THE HAMPTONS SUMMER CONCERT – June 18, 7:30 p.m., Most Holy Trinity Parish Hall, 79 Buell Ln., EH. $25/$35 at the door; students $10/$15 at the door. Choralsocietyofthehamptons.org. 631204-9402. HEALTHY FAMILIES IN THE HAMPTONS – June 19, 11 a.m. – 3 p.m. East Hampton Studio, 75 Industrial Rd., WS. Fran Drescher cancer survivor will celebrate Father’s Day. Live music, video games, face painting, food, wine, US Open Gold will benefit the organization’s WE THE FURTURE YOUTH PROGRAM. Honoring host Michael Wudyka, as Father of the Year. $75, $25 (18 and under). 631-599-0002, cancerschmancer.org. PHOENIx HOUSE SUMMER PARTY - June 25, 6-8 p.m., to benefit Phoenix House. East Hampton’s Residential Facility and Out-Patient Clinic. Southampton home of Margie and Michael Loeb. Honoring Elie Tahari and Julie & Bruce Menin 631-329-5480, phoenixhouse. org. $250. RETREAT’S ARTISTS AGAINST ABUSE GALA – June 25, 6 p.m. Ross Schools Lower Campus Field House, 739 Butter Ln., BH. Celebrity host Alexandra Wentworth and George Stephanopoulos. Contact the Retreat at 631329-4398 or theretreatinc.org. 15TH ANNUAL HEART OF THE HAMPTONS BALL – June 25, 6-11 p.m. Hayground School, 151 Mitchells Ln., BH. National Volunteer Star Jones. $500, 631-734-2804, heart.org. PRIDE IN THE HAMPTONS – June 25, 6-8:30 p.m. The Waterfront Home of Bruce T. Sloane, 21 North Bay Ln., EH. An event to benefit LGBT youth by connecting them with LGBT models in their community. $125, $150 at the door. Liveoutloud.info. VIOLINIST HAHN-BIN CONCERT – June 25 – 7 p.m., Old Whalers’ Church, 44 Union St., SGH. Benefits The Community House Fund at Old Whalers’. 631-7250894. SUMMER PARTY – June 25, 6-8 p.m. Home of Margie and Michael Loeb SH., in honor of Elie Tahari and Julie and Bruce Menin. Music by Donna D’Cruz. 631-329-5480 or phdevel.org/netcommunity/summerparty. DAN’S TASTE OF TWO FORKS – July 16. Chef Marcus Samuelsson hosts celebrities including Sarabeth Levine and Silvia Lehrer, restaurants, wineries, more check out all the yummy details at danstasteoftwoforks. com. KITE FLY – August 7, 5:30 p.m. Dan’s Papers sponsors 39th Annual Kite Fly. 631-537-0500, danshamptons.com. MUSIC TO KNOW – August 13 and 14. EH. August 13: Vampire Weekend, Matt and Kim, We Are Scientists and more. August 14: Bright Eyes, Chromeo and more. Tickets on sale now at musictoknow.com. Single day tickets $110. Two-day tickets $ 195 and Two-day VIP passes $645. AUTHOR NIGHT – August 13, 5-7:30 p.m. Followed by dinner parties at 8 p.m. East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., EH. 631-324-0222 x 7, authorsnight.org.

FESTIVE IN FLIP FLOPS – August 20. Bridgehampton Tennis and Surf Club. Inaugural Hamptons summer bash for cocktails, dinner, dancing and auctions. 631-300-3175. 16TH ANNUAL ELLEN’S RUN – August 21, Parrish Memorial Hall, Southampton Hospital, 9 a.m., to support the Ellen Hermanson Foundation. Ellensrun.org. HAMPTON CLASSIC HORSE SHOW – Aug. 28-Sept. 4. 240 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. Competition in five rings, over 70 boutiques and an international food court. Featuring the 250,000 FTI Grand Prix on Sept. 4. $10 per person or $20 per car load. 631-537-3177. THURSDAY, JUNE 9 TWILIGHT THURSDAY - 5-8 p.m. Wolffer Winery presents live music. The winery tasting room, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. Wines by the glass and cheese plates for purchase. No cover charge. 631-537-5106. JAZZ JAM AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m. No cover and no reservations required. Contact Claes Brondal at drummersaint@hotmail.com for more information. Through November. THE ENCHANTED APRIL - Through June 12. Hampton Theatre Company, 125 Jessup Ave., Quogue. A romantic comedy about four very different women who rediscover romance on the Italian Riviera. $10-$25. 631653-8955. ‘S WONDERFUL: THE NEW GERSHWIN MUSICAL - through June 18, Gateway Playhouse, Bellport. 631-2861133 or 1-888-4TIXNOW, or gatewayplayhouse.org. COLIN QUINN LONG STORY SHORT - Through June 26. Tues.-Fri., Sun 8 p.m. Sat. 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. John Drew Theatre at Guild Hall Museum, 158 Main St., EH. Directed by Jerry Seinfeld. 631-324-0806, guildhall. org. Tickets $38-$85. TRU – Through June 26. Featuring Darrell Hammond as Truman Capote. Bay Street Theatre. SGH. 631-7259500, baystreet.org $55/$65. FRIDAY, JUNE 10 EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m., 136 North Main St., EH. Through September 30, rain or shine. HAYGROUND SCHOOL FARMERS MARKET – 3-6:30 p.m., Hayground School, 151 Mitchell Ln., BH. FRIDAY FILM AT NOON - BIUTIFUL - Westhampton Free Library, 7 Library Ave., WHB. whamprograms@gmail.com 631-288-3335. westhamptonlibrary.net. THE GO FISH BENEFIT COOKBOOK LAUNCH – 5-8 p.m., Wolffer Wine Stand. The Go Fish Benefit is a series of unique fundraising events to help protect and replenish our local bays. The beneficiaries are the Peconic Bay Keeper and the Southampton Town Trustees’s shellfish reseeding program in conjunction with the Nature Conservancy and the Cornell Cooperative Extension. Artist will be on hand to sign the cookbook. 631-723-2540 Free admission. Gofishbenefit.com. NEW GLOBAL CINEMA - Last Train Home 7:30 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. $5 members/$7 nonmembers. 631-283-2118, parrishart.org. SATURDAY, JUNE 11 SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET - 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., Bay St., Sag Harbor. SPRINGS FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Ashawagh Hall, Springs. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Over 40 vendors! 85 Mill Rd., WHB. Whbcc. com GARDEN LECTURES – Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. On roses. 631-702-2306. LANDSCAPE PLEASURES: INSIDE/OUTSIDE 9 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Explores the relationship between landscape and interior design. Horticulture symposium featuring interior designers Mario Buatta, Alexa Hampton, Charlotte Moss and William Sofield. For more information contact Mark Segal, 631-283-2118 ext. 22. $150 members/$200 nonmembers. Also on Sunday from 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. WALKING TOUR AND TASTING – 10-11:30 a.m.

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The Boys of “Rent” @ Bay Street By Marissa Pollina Thanks to the popular lyric, “525,600 minutes” we can try to figure out creative ways to “measure a year.” RENT, the Pulitzer and Tony Award winning musical and movie, was in theaters in 2005 and the musical ended its 12 years on Broadway in 2008. The Manhattan, East Village set was perfect for the cast to portray the ins and outs of the city. Eight bohemians were forced to cope with love, life, money and A.I.D.S. Trying to cope with the epidemic, the cast grew together through the struggles while also dealing with the loss of a dear friend. Because of the musical’s’ many reviews, elevated popularity and tremendous applause throughout the years, we know Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp quite well. Bay Street Theatre, at 1 Bay Street in Sag Harbor, is proud to host these gentlemen on Monday, June 13 at 8 p.m. These cast members have

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been on a National Concert Tour, which previewed in San Francisco, Manhattan, Port Washington, New York, Irvine, California and even Japan. Bay Street will be the only stop for Pascal and Rapp on the East End. Mark Cohen, Anthony Rapp’s character in RENT, was a struggling Jewish filmmaker. He was also dealing with his break-up with Maureen, who left him for another woman, Joanne. Roger Davis, Adam Pascal’s character, an H.I.V. positive, ex-junkie rock musician – who happens to be Cohen’s roommate – is also Mimi’s love interest. All of the characters are intertwined in one way or another and they all have something to reflect on. Before RENT, Rapp had been in many popular productions. Films such as, Dazed and Confused, A Beautiful Mind and You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown featured a few of his notable performances.

You can expect Rapp to perform well-known pop songs such as, “Losing My Religion” and original pieces from his award winning Off-Broadway show, Without You. Pascal is offering original material as well as Broadway standards, such as “Maria” and “Not A Day Goes By,” as well as classics from West Side Story and Cats. The concert will feature solo sets, duets, RENT songs and more with a full band. An interesting aspect of the concert is story telling. The stars will look back on what it was like to work on Jonathan Larsen’s Pulitzer Prize winning musical RENT.

WEEKLY LIFE DRAWING CLASSES – 10 a.m. and 7 p.m. Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Ln., SH. 631-725-5851. NAPEAGUE HARBOR KAYAK TOUR – Harbor at Lazy Point Rd., EH. 631-267-5228. Peconic.org. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 ROUTE 27 FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. American Legion Post. Contact Michael Vignapiano at 917670-1261 for more information. KNITTING CIRCLE WITH MIMI FINGER – 2 p.m., Southampton Historical Museum, Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Ln., SH. Weekly meeting. Beginners to advanced. 631-283-2494 southamptonhistoricalmuseum. org $5/SHHS members free. THURSDAY, JUNE 16 TAI CHI FOR SENIORS – Noon. Westhampton Free Library. 7 Library Ave., WHB. Registration until June 30. Westhamptonlibrary.net. 631-288-3335, whamprograms@

gmail.com. $24 to register for 8 classes; $21 for 7 classes. LUNCH LINE – 7 p.m. Pierson High School, 200 Jermain Ave., entrance on Division St., SGH. This documentary takes a hard look at the school lunch program by exploring its past, its current challenges and its opportunities for the future. For more information contact Ed Bruehl at 646-752-1233. $5. DESTRY RIDES AGAIN – 7:30 p.m. Studio Playhouse, Community Theater at LTV, 75 Industrial Rd, WS. $15/$10. Ltveh.org. 631-537-2777. Also tomorrow and Sat., June 18. FRIDAY, JUNE 17 THE BOUNTIFUL BAY AND SEA – 4:30-6:30 p.m. Star Boggs restaurant, WHB. Opening cocktail party/ benefit for Westhampton Beach Historical Society for Summer exhibit. 631-288-1139, whbhisorical.org. $40. Please send all event listings for the Day-By-Day calendar to stacy@danspapers.com by Friday at noon.

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music. 631-537-1088. Bridgehamptonhistoricalsociety.org. $100 per person. MONDAY, JUNE 13 JAZZ JAM AT THE PIZZA PLACE – 7–9 p.m. Montauk Hwy, BH, opposite Bridgehampton Commons. 631-537-7865. GOLF WITH THE KNICKS – June 20, 9 a.m. Breakfast buffet. 10:30 a.m. Cocktails hors d’oeuvres and awards 4 p.m. The Bridge Golf Club, 1180 Millstone Rd., BH. Ross School’s Third Annual Outing. Players $750, Foursome $3,000, play with Knicks legend $1,000, cocktails and entertainment only $100. RSVP by June 13, 631-907-5171. STARS OF RENT ADAM PASCAL AND ANTHONY RAPP IN CONCERT – 8 p.m. Bay Street Theatre, On the Wharf, SGH. 631-725-9500, baystreet.org. TUESDAY, JUNE 14

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LETTERS THANK YOU! Sharon, Just wanted to say I LOVED your Marine story last week! My little brother is a Marine and is over in Afghanistan right now! Good work, loved it! Nadine Cruz Manorville Thanks, Nadine, and to your brother for his service. -SM HAMPTONS SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR SOUTHERNERS Dear Dan, You’ve seen it on Entertainment Tonight and The Barefoot Contessa. You have read about it in People and Us. Now, you have the opportunity to visit the location that the glitterati (Billy Joel, Seinfeld, Nora Ephron, Alec Baldwin, Kelly Ripa and Gwyneth Paltrow, to name only a few) have selected as the weekend retreat of choice. The Hamptons has long been a second home to the charter members of the lucky sperm club, but in recent years has become the “in” vacation spot to anyone in Manhattan that feels comfortable in Madras trousers, and anyone else around the country that wants to walk in the footprint of the stars. Since the first thing you need to do is get there, it is appropriate that the first survival technique discussed is driving etiquette in Long Island. You will probably arrive at J.F.K. or LaGuardia, where you will rent a car for your drive to the Hamptons. Within five minutes of leaving the rental car agency you will realize that the term “driving etiquette” is an oxymoron. Prior to leaving the rental car agency, ascertain that the most important accessory

is functional – the horn. Driving on Long Island is not a means to get from point A to point B; it is a highly competitive sport, and without the horn you are at a total disadvantage. If you are not prepared to do 90 M.P.H. in the left lane of the Hamptons Autobahn (Route 27), move over or be run over. The cacophony behind you will be your first indication of your violation of the rules of the road. If you don’t accelerate from the red light within a nanosecond of its turning green, the horn behind you will notify you. If you aren’t going fast enough on a two-lane road, once again, the horn will attest to your slacker habits. While in the south it is against the law to use the horn except in cases of emergency, on Long Island it is absolutely obligatory. Next, where will you stay? As you plan your trip, the first order of business is to locate a generous friend who owns a house on the water and is willing to give you the house, as well as the automobile he leaves there full time, gratis. Once you have done this, be aware that it would be pushing the envelope to inquire about the boat keys. If you don’t have the aforementioned friend, there are numerous places to rent by the month. I saw an ad for one lovely oceanfront mansion to let for July and August for $300,000.00, but that was the exception, most of them were more expensive or had the “price on request” that you normally see only at Harry Winston. Your other alternative is the plethora of 1950s motels dotting the highway with scenic overlooks of the filling station across the road. Once you are unpacked, the next order of business is where to eat. There is an adage in cattle ranching that in order to stay afloat financially, you must be born with either the land or the cattle. To have to purchase both is a formula for financial ruin. In the Hamptons, it is likely that you can afford to dine there

Police Blotter Felt Like Saying Hello?? A man in Amagansett walked into a home with his girlfriend and sort of just decided to hang out. Nothing was taken from the home, and when the owner found them there and realized that he did not know the couple, he called police. The owner of the home did not press charges, but the couple was advised that randomly walking into people’s homes is, well you know, AGAINST THE LAW. The pair is lucky they weren’t shot! Shelter Island Speaking of shooting, Old Man McGumbus, 97-year-old former World War II tank mechanic, drew the attention of police after he fired his most recent purchase, a classic Remington 12-Gauge Shotgun with pump action. McGumbus was spotted shooting watermelons at the beach with the new gun. “I was just testing out my new baby cakes,” McGumbus said. “This is America! THIS IS AMERICA GOD DAMN IT!” He yelled when he was told that it was illegal to shoot his shotgun at the beach. McGumbus then fainted due to not getting enough sugar in his system due to his hypoglycemia. Having experience with McGumbus in the past, they revived him with a Snickers bar. McGumbus agreed to leave the beach, but demanded that he speak with the Mayor. No Walking In quite possibly the saddest law in the history

of the universe, it is no longer legal to walk your dog on the beach. This has been around for a while, and it mainly has to do with the small few who are unable to clean up after their dogs (there is a special place for them in hell for creating a need for this law), and the small few people who do not like dogs on the beach and who most likely will die sad and alone. Speaking of such a person, police were called after a dog-hater saw a couple walking their dog on the beach at an illegal hour. The complainant gave a description of the couple and police told them it was illegal to walk their dog on the beach. The couple apologized and said they weren’t aware of such a law. Deer A deer attempted to smash into a car in East Hampton. The deer decided that it was going to jump out in front of the car to disable it, and then he was going to run off and talk about it with all of his buddies. He died instead. Bow Missing A Montauk man reported that his hunting bow was stolen from the attic of the bar he owns. The bow has a woodland camouflage pattern and a twin cam re-curve. You really need to read Montauk: The Bowman by Richard Prince. It is awesome. —David Lion Rattiner

or find accommodations there, but highly unlikely you can afford both. While the most casual café appears to be inexpensive, tappetizer, that second round of drinks (you are on vacation), an entrée and dessert (you only live once) can push even a luncheon check in the lowliest of places into the stratosphere. One recommendation I can make is, prior to your trip, have your wife examined by an ophthalmologist for a rare visual disorder I discovered my wife suffers from (it seems to only afflict women), known as menu myopia – the inability to focus upon anything in the right hand column of the menu. The practical effect of this disease is that foie gras and French fries appear to be the same blurry price. Following is a list of the restaurants we tried and my comments. Scotto’s Pork Store (not a restaurant but an Italian deli). Superb for takeout. An excellent selection of meats, cheeses, sauces and other prepared foods, as well as exceptional bread. Try the crusty semolina with sesame seeds. Canal Café. Tucked away in a marina is this gem, whose printed menu offers the usual burgers etc. (the lobster roll is a must, but split it with someone – it is enormous), but whose chalkboard specials offered up everything from mussels in a red Thai chili sauce to grilled octopus. You will have the privilege of dining on this lovely fare on paper plates with plastic utensils but you won’t care, because the food is so good. Inlet Seafood Company (Montauk). This was the site of our setting the new indoor record for a luncheon tab, but there was nothing we ordered that was not of the highest caliber. The oysters were harvested that morning from Lake Montauk, visible from the restaurant, and I can say that they traveled very well. Squiretown Grill, a casual elegant bistro in Hampton Bays that we enjoyed. Not to show my age, but the early bird special, if you want to dine before 7 p.m., was really a bargain. Good selection, good portions and good preparation. On a general note, we found that everywhere we went the French fries were excellent, possibly because they were made from the freshest of local potatoes, but for whatever reason, don’t pass them by. For groceries, the Shop & Stop is good, but Citarella is worth a visit just to see where the Barefoot Contessa shops for prime meats and seafood. We didn’t make it to Goldberg’s for bagels, but were intrigued by The Bagel Doctor down the road and were tempted to take a bagel from Goldberg’s to The Bagel Doctor for a diagnosis. Just what service does a bagel doctor perform and does your HMO cover it? We will find out on our next visit and report back. Wineries on the North Shore have the highest concentration. We visited Duckwalk to save you the trouble. We enjoyed Osprey and Wolffer Estates. As a general rule, ignore the reds – they just aren’t up to par with California or Oregon, although they aren’t shy about giving themselves a variety of local awards. Stick to the whites and you will be pleasantly surprised. There is good wine produced on Long Island. Wolffer had the nicest tasting room, as well as a very good champagne. There is a small tasting room on the main road, but go to the main tasting room around the corner. They also have a barn you can tour, by appointment, if you have the equestrian bug. Hopefully this guide will help you enjoy your stay as much as we enjoyed ours. Harry S. Kuniansky, P.C. Atlanta, Georgia


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NEST SEEKERS HAMPTONS 2011

FEATURED PROPERTIES

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AMAGANSETT | $11.5M

WATER MILL | $3.295M

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Features custom-designed windows, roughout, entry fireplace, media room, 4 en-suite guest rooms (including a kids room) and grand master suite with library, office, fireplace, private verandah, and fabulous master bath with steam shower.

This chateau-inspired estate has all the modern amenities and even a few pastoral ones. A grand entry gallery leads to formal dining and living rooms as well as a vast entertaining tent that overlooks the elliptical Gunite pool. The interiors are opulent but inviting.

Joseph DeCristofaro 631.287.9260

Joseph DeCristofaro 631.287.9260

Brand new gorgeous stucco villa featuring over 10,000 sq feet of living space and 8 bedrooms. This grand estate features two masters and two living rooms. The is grand entrance way with a large sweeping staircase, large formal dining and living areas, a professional kitchen with top of the line appliances.

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WATER MILL | $5.45M

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2.5 Acres lot, private dock and organic gardens. Southern exposures and uninterrupted views of Mecox Bay. The existing 2500 sq. ft. cottage can be kept as is, expanded or replaced with a new home up to 10,000 square feet with pool and tennis on the 20,000 sq. ft. building envelope.

3 Levels of never ending architectural surprises. The exterior features a gorgeous gunite heated pool, Jacuzzi, specimen trees and gardens. Views of Robin's Island, decks, and patios.

Situated on a private 1.3 acre flag lot surrounded by a 45 acre reserve and is convenient to the East Hampton Village, Bay and Ocean Beaches.

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"Hampton Classic" home, featuring 5 bedrooms, 2 full baths, a bright formal dining room, living room, den, and country kitchen.

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Contemporary 2 Stories, Built 1960, 4600 Sq. Ft. 3 Bedrooms, 4 Baths.

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SAG HARBOR | $899K

This is a lovely 4-bedroom, 3-bath home privately situated on one acre in prestigious Northside Hills.

This lovely home offers 3 bedrooms, 4 baths (all tiled), a full finished basement, eat-in kitchen, and two separate patios.

This lovely home offers 3 bedrooms, 4 baths (all tiled), a full finished basement, eat-in kitchen, and two separate patios.

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Rose Mauriello 516.768.0005

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montauk. 96 old west lake drive. Stunning lakefront Contemporary, 5 bedrooms, 3 fireplaces,garage and endless lakeviews. Exclusive. $3.950m weB# 37021w

amagansett. 63 wyandanch lane New renovation with gunite pool south of Central in Beachampton Dunes. Move in summer 2011. Won’t last. Exclusive. $1.925m weB# 52207

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erin Keneally 631.807.5651

Quogue. 157 montauk highway. Quaint farm house with all the conveniences of a modern home. Heated gunite pool, 3 bedroom, 2 bath and separate apartment on 1.10 acres. Exclusive. $1.299m weB#24883 Bob murray 631.871.3350

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montauk. 100 Old West Lake Drive. Well maintained 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath cottage on more than 1 green acre with expansive views of Lake Montauk at every turn. Endless possibilities. Exclusive. $1.650m weB# 44258

Sag harbor. 36 patridge drive. Minutes from village and beaches, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, hardwood floors, fireplace, 2-car garage. Room for pool. Exclusive. $699K weB# 33776

Southold. 1035 Beachwood lane. Exquisite Post Modern with water views. 3,500SF +/home built in 2005. Almost waterfront. Everything you always wanted plus more. Not to be missed. $999K weB# 55365

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THE ADVENTURE BEGINS

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999

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SECURITY DEPOSIT

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Navigation 19” wheels Bluetooth® Carpet floor mats Push button start Not Actual Model

Satellite radio does not incl. SiriusXM™ monthly fee.

PER MONTH 42-MO. LEASE***

Sunroof 19” wheels Bluetooth® Navigation Wood trim Push button start

Satellite radio does not incl. SiriusXM™ monthly fee.

*36-mo c/e lease of 2011 Land Rover LR4 HSE. MSRP $54,250. Ttl pymnts $24,465. First month payment waived up to $699. Due at incep: $1,501 down pymnt, $795 bank fee + tax, title & regis. **36-mo c/e lease of 2011 Range Rover Sport HSE. MSRP $62,745. Ttl pymnts $28,764. Due at incep: $799 1st mo. pymnt, $995 down payment, $795 bank fee + tax, title & regis. ***42-mo c/e lease of 2011 Range Rover HSE. MSRP $79,685. Ttl pymnts $41,958. Due at incep: $999 1st mo. pymnt, $2,995 down pymnt, $795 bank fee + tax, title & regis. Lessee resp for repairs, insur, opts, maint, excess wear & use + $.30/mi. over 10K mi/yr. Subject to avail & apprvl of prim lend source with a FICO score of 750 & above. Price incl all Mfr to Dlr incentives. Must take dely by 6/30/11. Not resp for type or photo errors.

Land Rover Southampton 355 Hampton Rd. • 631-287-4141 www.landroverLI.com Other Centres in Glen Cove & Huntington

1ST MONTH PAYMENT WAIVED on the lease of a new 2011 Jaguar XJ or Jaguar XK

up to $1,100...only until June 30, 2011

Jaguar Huntington & Jaguar uar Southampton u

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Test-drive a 2011 Jaguar model between April 21, 2011 and June 30, 2011 at Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton and request a Jaguar Huntington/Jaguar Southampton Platinum Test-Drive Challenge offer “certificate”. If you purchase or lease a new and unused 2011 comparably equipped, competing nt model that is specifically identified below within 10 segment om the “Test-Drive Date” noted on the certificate, you will days from be eligible eligib ble for an American Express Gift Card® valued at $1,000 from Ja guar Huntington or Jaguar Sout hampton, if all of the Jaguar Southampton, terms a nd conditions are met. and

The new 2011 Jaguar g vehicles below are re listed with the specific p eligible competitive compe etitive make vehicles that are qualified qu ualified for this offer.

2011 20 2 01 0 1 JAGUAR XF PREMIUM with Platinum Coverage

New 2011 XF, XF Premium or XF Portfolio • 2011 Audi A6 4.2 V8 • 2011 BMW 550i • 2011 Mercedes-Benz E550 • 2011 Lexus GS 460 New 2011 XF Supercharged or XFR • 2011 Audi S6 • 2011 BMW M5 • 2011 Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG

New 2011 XJ or XJL • 2011 Audi A8 or A8L • 2011 BMW 750i or 750Li • 2011 Mercedes-Benz S550 • 2011 Lexus LS 460 or 460L • 2011 Porsche Panamera S New 2011 XJ or XJL Supercharged or Supersport • 2011 BMW 760i or 760Li • 2011 Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG • 2011 Porsche Panamera Turbo

New 2011 XK Coupe or Convertible • 2011 Porsche 911 Carrera S • 2011 BMW 650i Series • 2011 Mercedes-Benz SL550 New 2011 XKR Coupe or Convertible • 2011 Porsche 911 Turbo • 2011 BMW M6 • 2011 Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG

Heated windshield windsh hie eld steering Heated steerin ng wheel h l Bluetooth® Navigation Rear camera monitor Blind spot mo onit Front parking a aid Satellite radio

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TERMS AND CONDTIONS: One test-drive offer per customer. You agree to complete a survey explaining why you did not purchase or lease a new Jaguar as part of the requirements to receive this offer. Your full address and Social Security Number must be supplied to Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton whereas you may incur tax liability. Evidence of the eligible competitive purchase or lease must be supplied to Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton on or before the offer expiration date listed on the certificate at the time of the test drive. Competitive make vehicle purchased or leased must be the eligible competitive make and model listed in the appropriate boxes for the specific Jaguar vehicle that was test driven as listed on the certificate. “Comparably equipped” for the purpose of this offer requires: 1. A competitive make vehicle that has the same engine cylinder count, or greater (i.e. V8 to V8 or V12, unless specifically listed above) 2. The same body style, i.e. sedan for sedan, long wheel base model for long wheel base model (if applicable), coupe for coupe, or convertible for convertible. 3. The competitive make must have comparable major features such as navigation systems, moon roof, automatic transmission, interior trim levels, etc. All-Wheel Drive versions of the selected competitive makes are excluded from this offer (unless specifically listed above). This offer is non-transferable and can only be claimed by the person named on the certificate if all of the requirements listed on the certificate are complied with. This offer is valid in the State of New York and for New York residents only and for licensed drivers 18 years or older. You agree to supply the minimum evidence below (to be retained by Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton) as proof of your eligible competitive-make lease or purchase. 1. A copy of a fully executed purchase or lease contract in the name of eligible claimant dated on or before the offer expiration date on the certificate. 2. A copy of the eligible competing make’s vehicle’s Manufacturer’s Suggested Retail Price label (MSRP/Monroney Label). 3. Evidence of eligible competitive vehicle’s New York registration in the claimant’s name as listed on the certificate during the eligible offer period as dated on the certificate. The offer is available to private individuals only. You understand that the American Express Gift Card® may take up to 14 days to be processed and received by you. Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton will not be responsible for lost or stolen gift cards once received by you. No purchase from Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton required. If all conditions of this offer are met by you, the American Express Gift Card® must be claimed within 30 days of “test-drive” date listed on the certificate or this offer is null and void. Offer runs April 21, 2011 through June 30, 2011.

Heated windshield ield Heated wood and leather steering wheel ® Bluetooth Navigation Sunroof Winter mode Satellite radio Satellite radio does not include SiriusXM™ monthly fee.

†42-mo c/e lease of 2011 Jaguar XF Premium. MSRP $58,550. Ttl pymnts $25,158. Due at incep: $599 1st mo. pymnt, $2,525 down pymnt, $795 bank fee + tax, title & regis.

2011 JAGUAR XJL with Plat Platinum Coverage P PER. MO. 4 42-MO. LEASE†† Due at signing: $1,790 D + Sales Tax & DMV fees

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††42-mo c/e lease of 2011 Jaguar XJL. MSRP $80,850. Ttl pymnts $40,959. 1st mo. payment waived up to $1,100. Due at incep: $995 down pymnt, $795 bank fee + tax, title & regis.

Lessee resp for repairs, insurance, opts, maint, excess wear & use + $.30/mi over 10K mi/yr. Subject to avail & apprvl of prim lend source with Tier 1 approval. Price incl all Mfr to Dlr incentives. Must take dely by 6/30/11. Not resp for type or photo errors. *Jaguar Platinum Coverage includes all factory recommended scheduled maintenance for five years or 50,000 miles, whichever occurs first. Wear and tear items are limited to brake pads, brake discs, brake fluid changes and wiper blade inserts based on factory specified wear limits or intervals. All work must be performed by an authorized Jaguar dealer. For complete details on the Jaguar Platinum Coverage, including warranty and maintenance coverage and exclusions, please visit your local Jaguar dealer or JAGUARUSA.COM.

JAGUAR SOUTHAMPTON 355 Hampton Road • 631-287-5151 www.JaguarSouthampton.com Also in Huntington


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