BN1 Magazine Decemebr 2023 by BN1 Magazine

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Share the Joy

at Brighton Dome this season Touch and Glow

A multi-sensory colouring adventure Fri 1–Sun 24 Dec

ORGANOKE

Christmas karaoke classics (+ an organ) Thu 7 Dec

Christmas with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Sun 10 Dec

Sing-a-long-a-Wickerman

Tue 12 Dec

Kate Rusby

Tue 12 Dec

Snowed In

Discover this interactive family show Wed 13–Sun 17 Dec

Live at Brighton Dome

Thu 14 Dec

The Snowman and Magical Music

The classic film accompanied by a live orchestra Sun 17 Dec

The Unthanks in Winter

Mon 18 Dec

The Big Christmas Singalong! Tue 19 Dec

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The Little Match Girl

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CONTENTS

CONTRIBUTORS: STUART ROLT ROSIE PALDI EDWARDS MATT RUSSELL ELENI SPIROU FREYA O’MALLEY MARK BRAILSFORD

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NEWS

ONE GARDEN BRIGHTON LIGHTS

HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS

EASTBOURNE ALIVE

TENNIS HOSPITALITY

RUBIROX UNCHAINED

MUSIC & THEATRE GUIDE

QUIZ FACE + WIN

CHANCE ENCOUNTERS - BOBBY WARD

ROMESH RANGANATHAN

SNOWED IN

SIMPLIFY YOUR HOME

LIONEL BART’S OLIVER

2023 REVIEW

SHOP & SUPPORT LOCAL

LOCAL GIFT GUIDE

CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS

THE PERFECT FESTIVAL TABLE

SUNSET LAMPS

GLUTEN FREE TREATS

VEGAN CHRISTMAS

TV GUIDE

FILM GUIDE

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NEWS

MARTIN GREEN IS LIGHTING THE DARK AT ACCA

SANCTUARY SELECTS: VOICES FROM OUR COMMUNITY

Ivor Novello-winning composer Martin Green takes audiences on a trip through the challenges and joys of winter this month. Performed by an allstar cast of incredible musicians, Lighting The Dark will involve everything from ancient pagan rituals to a flashing lit-up Santa in a musical look at how we have got through the darkest months during the last thousand years.

Chichester’s Pallant House Gallery has unveiled a new, free exhibition, curated by asylum seekers and refugees in the local area. Running until Sun 4 Feb, Sanctuary Selects: Voices from our Community is the result of a partnership between Pallant House Gallery and Sanctuary in Chichester; a volunteer-driven organisation, providing essential support and creating a sense of belonging among asylum seekers and refugees.

Martin Green is a multi-award-winning musician and Ivor Novello Awardwinning composer. As a member of Lau, he has won four BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards for Best Group, and in recent years his solo work has included writing for orchestra and chorus, brass bands, helming documentaries, and co-writing two acclaimed audio dramas. Joining Martin on this voyage are Laura Jurd of Mercury Prize-shortlisted Dinosaur on trumpet and the leading storyteller of the new wave of Irish traditional musicians Ultan O’Brien on the fiddle. Together they venture through folk and jazz, offering original takes on familiar Christmas songs — all woven with Martin and Ultan’s engaging storytelling in a show which will inspire and invigorate. www.attenboroughcentre.com

Over the past few months, participants from Sanctuary have explored the Gallery’s collection. They were invited to choose artworks and ceramics from the Golder-Thompson Gift. Since 2001, schoolteachers Mark Golder and Brian Thompson have donated over 500 modern and contemporary prints to the Gallery, many of which were bought with a monthly allowance of £225. It’s a unique philanthropic endeavour with the opportunity for learning at the heart of everything. The participants, some who came to the UK from Afghanistan, Chechnya, Iran, Rwanda and Ukraine, selected a number of works that meant something to them. They shared their responses to the pieces through accompanying labels and audio. Their selection includes recently acquired works in a range of media including screenprints, etchings, and lithographs by leading names in Modern British art such as Mary Fedden, SW Hayter and Alan Reynolds, and contemporary artists including Michael Cannning, Stephen Chambers, Susan Derges, Jake Garfield, and Freya Payne. Each work is chosen for personal rather than art historical reasons, and this opens up new ways of understanding the contemporary resonance of the works. “Art transcends languages and connects all of us. What better way to learn from each other than to enjoy art?” asks Sanctuary Volunteer Bec Hopkins, who has supported the coordination of this project. “This exhibition provides a platform for refugees and asylum seekers to share their opinions and experiences with the wider community.” The exhibition has sparked conversation and collaboration between participants about what art means to different people. The Gallery hopes it will inspire visitors to look at these artworks in new ways and encourage them to think about their own responses to them. For more details and opening times, go to: www.pallant.org.uk

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Break in the Clouds, Striding Edge - Credit Robert Maclaurin

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TURNER PRIZE-WINNER UNVEILS NEW ARTWORK AT UNIVERSITY OF SUSSEX A brand-new artwork by Turner Prize-winning artist, Helen Cammock, has been unveiled at the University of Sussex’s Student Centre, becoming the first new permanent piece of public art on the campus in decades. The text, which is painted in white, uses the font which appears across this former Sussex student’s text-based work and set against a field of bright teal. “I attempted to create a work that somehow speaks of the intrinsic relationship between past and present; the cycles of knowledge and thought that both inform future ideas and can be replaced by them in sites of dialogue and learning,” said Cammock. She will also collaborate with University of Sussex students in specially designed workshops, using her new campus art commission as a starting point. The workshops will explore the potential of poetic text to develop dialogues and evoke thought and ideas. The resulting artworks created by the students will be exhibited at the University during the 2023-2024 academic year. Cammock’s practice spans film, photography, print, text, song and performance, examining mainstream historical and contemporary narratives about Blackness, womanhood, oppression and resistance, wealth and power, poverty and vulnerability. Her works often cut across time and geography, layering multiple voices as she investigates the cyclical nature of histories in her visual and aural assemblages. “The Helen Cammock art commission at our Student Centre represents a reactivation of a rich legacy of public art on the University of Sussex campus,” said Vice-Chancellor of the University of Sussex, Professor Sasha Roseneil. “Helen has consistently used her art to give voice to groups and individuals who have historically been ignored, misrepresented or silenced in society. It is an honour to host this extraordinary new piece of art from Helen, which we hope will inspire our students and visitors to campus for years to come.”

BRIGHTON PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA FESTIVE SEASON

Cammock was the second University of Sussex graduate to win the Turner Prize. Jeremy Deller, who holds an MA in British Art History and Critical Theory from Sussex, won the prestigious competition in 2004.

Bringing together seasonal classic and the finest players, Brighton Philharmonic prepare to enter their 100th year with a special selection of festive concerts. Heading to Brighton Dome on Sun 3 Dec, their Winter Solstice will be getting everyone in the Christmas spirit. This showcases two great composers, in a concert of meditative, snowy beauty and drama - featuring Sibelius Symphony no. 2 and Arvo Pärt, along with Spiegel im Speigel and Lamentate. On Fri 15 Dec, Brighton’s St George’s Church in Kemptown will host two performances of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Acclaimed actor Pip Torrens and the BPO Brass Quintet will be offering plenty of cheer in the classic festive tale, which will include Sparkling brass arrangements of Ding Dong Merrily on High, God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In, Coventry Carol, O Come O Come Emmanuel and many more. The year is rounded off with a special New Year’s Eve performance at Brighton Dome. As we get ready to cast Out the old and bring in the new, soprano Ellie Laugharne will host a sparkling Viennese concert – promising lots of fizz and fun. For more details on these shows, and BPO’s incredible programme going into its centenary year, visit: www.brightonphil.org.uk BN1 MAGAZINE 9

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SUSSEX AND SURREY TO GET BOOST FROM CORONATION FOOD PROJECT

Launched to mark His Majesty The King’s 75th birthday last month, The Coronation Food Project is a new initiative to save and circulate surplus food. The project aims to create a fairer and more sustainable future, by supercharging food distribution through centres across the UK. In Sussex and Surrey, food is being redistributed by FareShare Sussex & Surrey. They’re serving 153 frontline charities across the region, all of which use food to strengthen communities and help people access vital frontline services. As part of the project, senior figures from the food industry, including major retailers and manufacturers, have joined forces under a new model to save even more waste and generate additional food for the charity sector. Through the Alliance Manufacturing programme, they aim to utilise surplus and donated resources of any kind - food, packaging, labour and capacity - to produce more nutritious food to help people in need. “We are thrilled to have the Coronation Food Project’s support for FareShare and our work to tackle the environmental damage of food waste and turn it into a social good,” said George Wright, CEO at FareShare. “The King has long been an environmental leader, and his support for social enterprise projects throughout his life has helped many people. “I’m also delighted at the incredible support from the retailers and manufacturers who have adopted our new model to tackle waste of all kinds, and they are already generating significantly more food for our charities as a result. FareShare Sussex & Surrey rescues surplus food from businesses, supermarkets and farms. This food is nutritious, in-date, and safe and includes a high proportion of fresh vegetables, fruit, meat and fish. If the charity did not rescue this food, it would be at risk of going to waste. Instead, they deliver it to charities, schools, food banks, community pantries and fridges and other organisations serving vulnerable people. In 2022, the charity delivered food for 2.5 million meals supporting 17,370 people a week at risk of food poverty. Food poverty is a huge and growing problem, and 13.4 million people including 4 million children in the UK live in households that struggle to afford to buy enough fruit, vegetables, fish and other healthy foods. Dan Slatter, CEO, FareShare Sussex & Surrey added: “We are delighted to be supported through The Coronation Food Project. It will enable us to access an increased level of food which would otherwise be going to waste. In the last year we have seen particularly low levels of food and an increase in demand from the local charities and community groups we work with. This food is a starting point to help bridge that gap. “We want to encourage food suppliers, big and small, to get in touch if they are able to help in the same way. Ensuring that this good-to-eat food helps to feed hungry people, rather than heading to waste.” For more information on the Coronation Food Project, please visit: www.kccf. org.uk/coronation-food-project/

FABRICA’S CHRISTMAS GIVING CAMPAIGN 2023 Situated at the heart of Brighton & Hove, Fabrica is a space where anyone can experience world-class art. Open all year, it hosts three annual groundbreaking exhibitions alongside seminars, workshops and community activities. This month, they’re putting out a call to action, inviting the everyone to contribute and help ensure the future for this city landmark. Despite the daunting challenges posed by funding cuts in the arts, Fabrica remains an unwavering advocate for cultural enrichment in Brighton & Hove. The organisation’s mission is to create a space where visitors can experience culture and creativity in unexpected and inspiring ways. The organisation achieves this through a dynamic calendar of events, including group discussions, film screenings, performances, and community-led activities. By doing so, Fabrica provides opportunities for people to come together, discover new things, and be inspired. Beyond the traditional gallery setting, Fabrica extends its reach into the community and caters to diverse range of demographics. These initiatives serve as a testament to Fabrica’s belief that everyone, regardless of background or circumstance, should have access to the enriching world of culture and creativity. Fabrica also stands as a pillar of support for artists in the community. Through various initiatives which actively nurture and promote artists’ work. This commitment also extends to the sharing of opportunities and through providing networking opportunities for artists and creatives. However, the organisation acknowledges that it cannot do it alone. Fabrica’s Christmas Giving Campaign 2023 is reaching out to locals to help meet a shortfall in funding. By donating, individuals can support the continuation of these valuable programmes that bring arts and culture to diverse communities across the city. As a token of appreciation, the first 50 donors contributing £15 or more will receive a special Fabrica-themed Christmas decoration. To help, or find out more, head to: www.fabrica.org.uk/news/give-the-gift-ofopportunity-this-christmas

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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST HEADS TO THE CAPITOL HORSHAM

COLOURS OF CHRISTMAS AT PETWORTH HOUSE

TV and West End star, John Partridge, makes a festive detour to appear in Horsham’s enchanting pantomime, Beauty And The Beast this month. The much-anticipated show opens on Fri 1 Dec and will be gracing the stage at The Capitol until its grand finale on New Year’s Eve. Be prepared to immerse yourself in the timeless classic love story as it unfolds before your eyes.

Celebrate Christmas with a colourful and tree-mendous display at Petworth House.

Under the artistic direction of Julie Atherton, this family-friendly show aims to be the ultimate treat for everyone. Get ready to be swept away by the age-old tale of love, transformation and courage, all portrayed by a remarkable cast. At The Capitol, the heart of Horsham’s entertainment scene, a dedicated and talented team has crafted a bespoke set that promises to transport everyone into the enchanting world of Beauty And The Beast. The show is sure to be a visual spectacle filled with delightful surprises. The versatile actor, dancer, singer and presenter, John Partridge, takes on the role of Captain Gastoff. Widely recognized for his compelling performances on both screen and stage, he’s graced our TVs as Christian Clarke in BBC’s EastEnders and brought the iconic Rum Tum Tugger to life in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats. More recently, he’s showcased his talent as Julius Caesar in the captivating Netflix series Cleopatra and Augustus in the audio drama Vergil. He’s stepping away from captivating audiences as Hugo/Loco Chanelle in the highly successful UK Tour of Everybody’s Talking About Jamie (which recently made a dazzling stop at the Theatre Royal Brighton) to star in Horsham’s festive production.

Step into an enchanted winter garden in the Marble Hall. Continue your journey to see show-stopping trees decked with colour and decorations bringing the collection to life. Visit the Historic Kitchens to see a tempting display, with some playful mice hiding amongst the desserts. Select rooms of the house and servants quarters will be open for Christmas from 10.30am, with the last entry to the house at 4pm. On weekends in December there will be choirs performing in the courtyard. The Christmas Makers Market will return for 2023, on 2 and 3 December, with more stalls than last year. Christmas at Petworth runs from Sat 25 Nov - Mon 1 Jan. They anticipate being busy from 16 December onwards and recommend arriving from 2pm onwards for a quieter visit. Petworth House and Park Petworth, GU28 9LR

PRANCER THE DANCER

Joining him, Lizzie Emery brings grace, charm and a modern twist to the beloved character of Princess Belle. While West End star, Chris Jenkins, is all set to deliver an enchanting performance, transforming from a fearsome beast into a noble prince. Returning after his popular performance in Cinderella last year, James Camp, will dazzle the audience with his portrayal of Fromage. Also making a welcome return to The Capitol, Alison Arnopp takes on the role of Madame Dubonnet and is set to shine as a stand-out star in this year’s show. Known for his comedic brilliance and magnetic stage presence, Justin Brett takes a break from the Showstopper! Tour to embody the largerthan-life character of Dame Susie Saucisson, ensuring an entertaining and hilarious experience for the audience. Get ready for heart-stealing scenes, uproarious laughter and unforgettable memories, as Mike Slader is also poised to take on the role of Pickle. For bookings (starting at £20) and more information, including details of relaxed and accessible performances, tactile tours, offers and group discounts, head to: www.thecapitolhorsham.com

Marlborough Productions and Fatt Projects return for another dose of festive fun this month, as Prancer The Dancer lands at Attenborough Centre For The Creative Arts on Sat 16 - Sun 17 Dec. This joyous piece of dance theatre for all the family theatre comes complete with next level dance moves and a smash hit disco party soundtrack. Prancer is painfully shy, but desperate to dance. In fact, dancing is their biggest wish in the world. Building a time machine in their bedroom, they journey to the future where they become a world-famous star and tear up the Blackpool Tower Ballroom with some futuristic dance power. Inclusive, imaginative and inspiringly interactive, Prancer The Dancer celebrates movement, explores what dance moves might be like in the future, suggests how getting our bodies going could translate into renewable energy and establishes time travel as a useful exercise in confidence building. Come on the journey to find that confidence, and in the process, revolutionise the world… Through the power of dance! John Partridge

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Step into a world of festive wonder with lavishly decorated trees

CHRISTMAS at the Royal Pavilion 18 Nov 2023 – 2 Jan 2024

Find the mischievious mice on our family trail

Admission payable, drop-in Open Daily except 24 (from 2.30pm), 25 & 26 Dec brightonmuseums.org.uk

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A TREASURE TROVE OF GIFT IDEAS AT JULES EMPORIUM

The festive spirit with Connected Brighton

Whether you’re a visitor or seasoned local, you’ve probably walked down New Road. The epicentre of Brighton cultural district, it sees iconic theatres and bustling restaurants stand guard over the picturesque Pavilion Gardens. Nestled amongst the colonnades is Jules Emporium – a paradise for art fans seeking the unique and beautiful. This independent business showcases an inspiring array of pieces from the very best artists and makers. And just beyond its two rooms sits a lofty gallery space with a gorgeous wooden floor, which is used to house temporary exhibitions. It all started in 2018. Owner Jules O’Keefe had just moved down to the city and found herself inspired by its exciting art scene here. “I wanted to find a studio space for myself as well as a place to showcase and sell the work of this wonderful community of makers and artists” she tells me. “I found a spot on Portland Road, but we quickly outgrew that premises and, with the help of my daughter, began a search for a new site.” This led them to the fantastic space on New Road, right in the centre of everything. “As soon as we walked through the door, I knew we had found the perfect place. There was just so much potential, what a fantastic location and I'd gone from one room to three!” Opened earlier this year, the new store and gallery space at 5 New Road offers a genuine treasure trove. Its three rooms are packed with interesting and meticulously crafted pieces. Jules tells me they are constantly introducing new work, and they genuinely have something for everyone. “And what we do have is something for everyone's budget, with unique and original items starting from £1…” With a huge range of original art works, handmade pieces and vintage clothing, everything stocked by Jules Emporium is either unique or exclusive to them in Brighton. “You know you’ll find something special here! We have even put our own stamp on the way the space has been decorated.” Everywhere you look there is something to closer examine. This really is an Aladdin's cave waiting to be explored. Jules says they all want to build on what they’ve already accomplished in 2023, which means offering more vintage clothing, more stallholder options and even more amazing art exhibitions. They’re also looking into becoming a venue option for Brighton's festivals next year, which should consolidate their position as a hot spot for the local art and maker communities.

This is one of my favourite times of the year. I love watching the city sparkle, late night shoppers buy last minute gifts with so many beautiful products on offer in our fab boutique stores, all whilst admiring the Christmas tree decorations in every window as we head to sit in front of open fires in cosy pubs. Heaven. We are all about the festive spirit at Connected Brighton this month with Carol Singing, Christmas Parties, Christmas Escape Rooms, Christmas Roasts with as much Christmas frivolity as we can muster, I mean, tis the season right? We are also seeing SIX the musical at the Theatre Royal this month, check out our website for all the details to join us for a royal singalong. Christmas fun AND culture? Connected Brighton you are spoiling us (we know right).

“Brighton Is full of artistic and creative people and we've had plenty approach us which we love! We also travel the country discovering new artists and makers to bring back to the gallery. This ensures that we have a wide variety of different pieces on show.”

Make sure you look out for all the festivities on offer in the city with Christmas Markets at Brighton Open Market, Festive Fun in Hannington Lane and more mulled wine than we strictly need in every pub (hey, who’s counting) and of course Burning of The Clock at the end of the month celebrating the end of the solstice.

They’re currently participating in Artist’s Open Houses, which runs until Sun 10 Dec. Their salon gallery has been transformed into a winter fair extravaganza, offering an amazing mix of art, prints and original gift ideas. Jules describes the shop and gallery’s visitors as a beautiful mix of people. “We have tourists, locals and day trippers, storytellers and inspiration seekers, young, old and everything in between. We never know who is going to walk through our door and that's what makes each day so exciting!”

Christmas can be a tough one when you are away from home, or missing loved ones to share it with. We get it. That’s why we are here to help make city life easier by bringing you Brighton’s best bespoke experiences to meet like minded professionals and business owners, to support local and enjoy this amazing city together. Building a community of Brighton lovers and saving social lives! People, we’ve got your back.

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Get your tickets to our Connected Brighton Christmas Party with Goody Bags from our favourite local brands (we’ve got so many treats for you!) And if you are single looking to mingle under the mistletoe then check out Singles Nights with our sister brand The Single Sessions. Grab tickets to our Singles Christmas Party at the Southern Belle for cocktails and who knows, maybe you’ll pull a cracker… We will see you on the dance floor. Merry Christmas everyone! Lyndsey www.connectedbrighton.com www.thesinglesessions.co.uk

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The Gift of Time

- 2024 Charity Calendar

Photo by Anthony Edwards

ink Dot Design is proud to announce the release of our highlyanticipated 2024 Charity Drag Calendar. This beautifully crafted calendar is not only a celebration of art and design but also a symbol of solidarity in the fight against HIV/AIDS. Each month showcases a unique and inspiring piece of artwork that highlights themes of love, unity, and hope. 100% of proceeds from the calendar will be donated to two prominent charitable organisations: Terrence Higgins Trust and The Sussex Beacon. This A3 calendar isn’t just about marking the days; it’s about making each day count. The “Gift of Time” Charity Calendar (£9.99) is a heartwarming tribute to those who generously give their time to make a difference. Why Choose the “A Gift of Time” Calendar? Philanthropy in Action: Every penny from your purchase goes directly to the Terrence Higgins Trust and the Sussex Beacon. By choosing this calendar, you’re actively contributing to critical healthcare and HIV/AIDS support services.

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A Year of Impact: With your support, they can extend the “Gift of Time” and offer hope to those who need it most. Each calendar sold is a beacon of support, reaching out to those facing health challenges. Practical and Heartfelt: This calendar is not just a timekeeper; it’s a daily reminder of the power of kindness. It’s a beautiful addition to your space, and it symbolises your commitment to positive change. Choose the “A Gift of Time” Charity Calendar and let your days be filled with inspiration and purpose. With your purchase, you’re not only organising your year but also making a lasting impact in the lives of others. Thank you for your support. You can buy the calendar for just £9.99 in various venues including The Bulldog, Legends and The Sussex Beacon shop or visit: www.pinkswag.co.uk.

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The Brighton Lights,

show comes to One Garden this December THE BRIGHTON LIGHTS 15 - 23 Dec 2023 4:00pm - 8:00pm This Dec, step into a world of enchantment and wonder as you embark on an experience through The Brighton Lights, a captivating winter light show. Immerse yourself in a mesmerising display of festive lights, carefully curated by local artists and brought to life by the creative spirit of Brighton. General Admission | Adult £16.00 + £1.00 booking fee Child (Under 16) £10.00 + £1.00 booking fee General Admission | Child (Under 2) (free admission) Registered disabled | Carer (free admission) Providing a peaceful and relaxed experience for SEN (Special Educational Needs) children and adults. Join them on Thurs, 21 Dec at 4:00pm and 4:15pm for specially curated sessions designed to ensure a calm and enjoyable visit. Accessibility The event is outside on gravel pathways through the gardens and is suitable for most all terrain mobility scooters and wheelchairs. One companion is welcome to accompany a registered disabled person to assist them. LOCATION One Garden Brighton, Stanmer Park, BN1 9SE

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Christmas Markets:

On the 3rd and 10th Dec, One Garden Brighton will be transformed into Santa's Sussex workshop, with an enchanting array of local makers, crafters, and food producers. Date: 3rd and 10th Dec Time: 9:30 AM - 4:00 PM Location: One Garden Brighton

Local Makers and Crafters: Discover a treasure trove of unique, handcrafted gifts and decorations created by talented local artisans. From beautifully crafted ornaments to cozy knitted scarves, you'll find the perfect presents for your loved ones.

Food Producers: Sample an array of delectable food and drink from local producers, featuring everything from gourmet cheeses to artisanal chocolates. Stock up on festive goodies and savoury treats to elevate your holiday feasts.

Meet Santa: Don't miss the chance to meet Santa himself! Capture

the magic of the season by visiting Santa, and share your Christmas wishes with the jolly man in red. Satisfy your sweet tooth and indulge in the warm, spicy aroma of freshly baked gingerbread cookies, homemade by the wonderful team @plumptoncollege. Take them home to decorate with your gingerbread kit, or if little mouths can't wait that long, nibble as you explore!

Festive Atmosphere: Immerse yourself in the holiday spirit with

the sound of Hangleton brass brand, a Samba band or even local singers. Enjoy the twinkling of fairy lights and the scent of evergreen wreaths. The entire market will be beautifully decorated to create a warm and inviting ambiance.

The ‘best-of’ Review of the Year 2023

The Treas n Show “Savagely Funny - Fantastically Silly” The Guardian

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“Hilarious” The Argus

Adventures worth leaving your nest for Discover amazing wildlife, illustrated trails, art activities and much more this winter at WWT Arundel Wetland Centre.

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HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS

Photo credit Ian Tilton

Children’s favourite gets festive By Stuart Rolt

“We don’t approach it any differently than with adult theatre. There does need to be absolute clarity, so they get it… But I think we underestimate children constantly.” Director/actor Neal Foster suggests there’s few differences between grownup and children’s audiences. If anything, the latter are more willing to let go and buy into the make-believe of it all. Youngsters are often more sophisticated than we appreciate, and often capable of dealing with difficult, complex subjects. Like the peculiar development of the modern British Christmas. As the founder of The Birmingham Stage Company, Foster is about to set off around the country with the latest live instalment of the massively popular Horrible Histories franchise. Calling in at Theatre Royal Brighton on Sat 16 Dec and Bexhill’s De La Warr Pavilion on Fri 22 Dec, Horrible Christmas encourages audiences to examine the impact of Victorian villains, Mediaeval monks, Puritan party-poopers and Tudor kings upon the most celebrated holiday in western civilisation. The production’s roots can be traced back to 2013, when the company did a version of Horrible Christmas at Derby Theatre – which proved a much bigger success than anyone anticipated. It’s different in style and pace from all the other Horrible Histories shows, which tend to gleefully reevaluate the unsavoury actions of notorious characters from the past. Instead, the festive 18 BN1 MAGAZINE

show is inarguably moving, as it takes audiences through the pivotal moments which moulded our contemporary outlook on the festive season. “Part of the personal journey I’ve been on is the discovery of so many things we take for granted,” Foster tells me. “You accept that’s how it works; but that’s because someone decided to do something and that became accepted.” The show’s narrative follows Sidney Claus; a rather angry chap who hates Christmas because it’s associated with a bad experience. On a mission to stop it forever, he visits pivotal moments in time - travelling back to stop Henry VIII from enjoying a festive turkey or attempting to dissuade St Nicholas from becoming the first person to give a Christmas present. And only one courageous young man stands in his way. It’s a show packed with catchy tunes, madcap antics and plenty of audience participation for kids and their grownups. We visit Victorian times, where Sidney Claus intends to prevent Dickens from writing an era-defining analysis of wealth inequality and exploitation which has been disguised as a charming ghost story. “It’s hard to believe now, but Christmas had gone out of fashion back then.” Many didn’t even recognise it as a holiday, but A Christmas Carol and Queen Victoria’s fervour for the season saw it become the annual celebration we recognise today.

While Christmas might have been unfashionable in Victorian times, Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell and the Puritans banned it outright. “I didn’t realise they’d also banned mince pies! It’s going a bit far... By all means ban Christmas, but don’t mess with my mince pies!” The show squarely takes aim at the then Government, who bizarrely also banned attending church on Christmas Day, unless it fell on a Sunday, and sent soldiers into the streets to confiscate any food they suspected was being prepared for festivities. Rules were taken very seriously. “They recognised in some way that it was a pagan festival. It had nothing to do with the teachings of the church, it was just an excuse for merry-making, drinking and dancing. They didn’t particularly enjoy the finer things in life.” You’d have to wonder how some of our modernday politicians would fare under the steely gaze of Horrible Histories-style show 300 years in the future. “I was only thinking this morning how Suella Braverman, Nadine Dorries and Jacob Rees-Mogg are such extreme people, with extreme opinions of what it is to be part of a civil society.” He confides that some public figures won’t have to wait for a couple of centuries. “Liz Truss always gets a laugh in our shows. Thank God for the Tory party…” The story of Horrible Histories goes back to a book series created 30 years ago by Terry Deary which

“Liz Truss always gets a laugh in our shows. Thank God for the Tory party…” sought to place context upon some of the world’s biggest events. From Tudor savagery and the ancient Egyptians tenacity for getting stuff done, it opened new worlds for younger readers. “He’s irreverent himself, which feeds into the books. He realised that children love to delve into the gruesome, gory, silly and frankly unbelievable ways that people have behaved over the millennia. That’s what they’re really interested in - the peculiarities of what humans do to each other and what we do to survive against the odds.” While Deary knows how to engage and inspire his audience, he also strives to examine other points of view and present things from different perspectives. This runs through his original script for Horrible Christmas, which was written back in 1999 and forms the basis of the current stage show. So, how does Foster regard the true spirit of Christmas? It’s something which seems increasingly up for discussion. “It’s all about family. It’s coming together and celebrating something. I had a difficult relationship with my family when I was younger. One Christmas they went away, so I went to celebrate with my best friend. And 40 years later I still go to his. His parents are still alive, and it’s just an incredible day with this family, and appreciating how important we are to each other” Although, one of the pitfalls of running a successful Christmas production is the impact on his own festivities. This year, he faces a five-hour drive up to Manchester on Boxing Day for a performance. “I’ll still do it. I’ve done that many times. It’s always worth it. There’s always a lovely atmosphere in the audience. It’s the perfect time for people to understand what the play is about.” The show’s broad ambition is to generate better understanding around the more esoteric Christmas traditions. “I hope that might prompt them to think about other things in life which we take for granted. That’s the whole point of history. The human race tells stories about itself. But we don’t always know why we act the way we do. History is there to provide answers and questions.” It all feeds back into classic storytelling. Foster has recently been reading a book about the Brothers Grimm, and how important those stories are in our culture.

“They’re extraordinarily violent. So, what’s their usefulness? Children are very keen to see the worst… but in a safe environment. Because it helps them understand their place in the world and how they’re going to deal with it. I think that’s why Horrible Histories works. Because it allows children to look at the past and think about how they might have reacted or treated others. Which is really valuable.” Foster has been running The Birmingham Stage Company for 31 years, and says he always wanted to be an actor. “Starting my own company meant I could be sure of being in great stuff. I wanted all of my life to be about theatre.” While his performers might appear to be improvising onstage, it comes from tight-scripting and rigorous rehearsals. He tells me you can have fun within the characters, but you can’t start going off-piste. Otherwise, people don’t know what’s happening. “There are so many great examples of that. The Two Ronnies, or Morecambe and Wise. It’s all scripted. They might look like they’re mucking about, but the trick of it is to make it look like you’re just having fun.” This is the approach the company takes to all their work; by making it look like anyone could do it. Obviously the difference between comedy and straight drama is pretty simple, especially for younger audiences. If they don’t laugh, you’ve failed. “But if you get it right, they totally engage with it. They don’t fully understand the convention of theatre, so are not entirely sure if it’s real or not. You can create some extraordinary moments, because there’s a sense of drama and tension you can build onstage. Which children buy into, because that world of make believe is still a big part of their lives. It’s a shame that people stop playing when they become adults…”

Photo credit Richard Haughton

Photo credit Ian Tilton

The Birmingham Stage Company’s production of Horrible Christmas comes to Theatre Royal Brighton on Sat 16 Dec and Bexhill on Sea’s De La Warr Pavilion on Fri 22 Dec. www.birminghamstage.com www.dlwp.com www.atgtickets.com/brighton

Photo credit Richard Haughton

Eastbourne ALIVE Eastbourne is ALIVE with art and creativity waiting to be discovered. To accompany the Turner Prize 2023 exhibition at Towner Eastbourne, a series of public artworks have been installed across the town as part of Eastbourne Alive, the wraparound project celebrating the contemporary art exhibition.

This December, people of all ages are being invited to join festive walking tours of the works to find out more about the artists and stories behind them. There will be three tours on three weekends in December, all led by the young ambassadors who are part of the pool of volunteers for Eastbourne ALIVE and Talent Accelerator, earning their work experience badges or gaining valuable insight into creative careers.

Rottingdean Bazaar Skill Cut Winner Commissioned by Devonshire Collective for Eastbourne ALIVE. Photo by Thierry Bal. Eastbourne Family Amusement Arcade on the Pier

During the walking tours, participants will visit works including 2019 Turner Prize winner Helen Cammock’s Garden stretching across Eastbourne’s Winter Garden. The title is a reference both to the building itself and the layers of history and culture that root it within the town; a place where people have come together, and communities have grown. Nathan Coley was shortlisted for Turner Prize in 2007 and his text sculpture I Don’t Have Another Land can be found on the façade of Eastbourne Library, inviting audiences to look again at the world around us, and ultimately, ourselves. On Terminus Road, participants will have the chance to visit several installations, one of which is Eve De Haan’s It’s nicer to be nice, a healing garden, an inclusive space, encouraging audiences to reflect on wellbeing and what it means to them. The invisible enemy should not exist (Lamassu of Nineveh) is a majestic work by Iraqi-American artist Michael Rakowitz. Originally commissioned for the Fourth Plinth on Trafalgar Square in London, it now stands guard on Towner Plaza. It’s a powerful reconstruction of the winged bull that used to stand at the Nergal Gate, northern Iraq, from 700 B.C until February 2015, when ISIS destroyed it.

Michael Rakowitz, The invisible enemy should not exist (Lamassu of Nineveh), 2018. Originally commissioned for Fourth Plinth, Trafalgar Square, London. Courtesy the Mayor of London. Photo by Rob Harris. Towner Eastbourne Plaza

In addition to these major works, the tour will stop at exciting public space interventions commissioned by Eastbourne ALIVE delivery partners: from a family amusement arcade intervention by Rottingdean Bazaar on Eastbourne Pier to a compelling mural by Nadina Ali at the Eastbourne Redoubt seafront. Eastbourne ALIVE Walking Tours will take place on: Sat 2, Sun 10 and Sun 17 Dec, all starting at 11.00am. To book your free tickets and find out more, please visit eastbournealive.co.uk as well as follow: @eastbournealive on Instagram, Facebook and X.

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Adam Moore, Still Life Commissioned by Devonshire Collective for Eastbourne ALIVE. Photo by Thierry Bal. Eastbourne Pier

Eve de Haan It’s nicer to be nice, a healing garden. Photo by Rob Harris. Terminus Road, Eastbourne

At Petworth House 25 Nov 2023 to 1 jan 2024 Normal admission applies. No booking required nationaltrust.org.uk/petworth

ROTHESAY INTERNATIONAL EASTBOURNE TENNIS HOSPITALITY

Held at Devonshire Park Lawn and Tennis Club, the Rothesay International Eastbourne tennis tournament (commonly known as Eastbourne International) is classified as a WTA 500 event on the WTA Tour, and an ATP 250 series on the ATP Tour. Held since 1974, it is highly considered as a “warm-up” event for the famous Wimbledon Grand Slam. Elevate your time away from the courts to ensure a truly unforgettable experience with all-inclusive hospitality: www. keithprowse.co.uk/devonshire-park/eastbourne-international

Secure an unforgettable gift or make an early booking for 2024! Visit www.keithprowse.co.uk for an experience that’s not to be missed. An intimate event – when not enjoying the action on Centre Court, you can wander round the grounds, and soak up the sunshine and the tournament atmosphere. Furthermore, Devonshire Park is renowned for its court layout; courts 4-12 allow for spectators to watch just metres away. Fans in 2023 were within touching distance of some of the sport’s greatest players, including Taylor Fritz and Coco Gauff! It even makes your chance of bumping into the champions when exploring the grounds a lot greater, so make sure you’re on the lookout – a priceless experience for anyone attending. You are pretty much rubbing shoulders with the stars at this event. It is a gift for the ultimate tennis fan - a fan favourite – Centre Court seats closer to the court, world-class players and a more intimate atmosphere, all set in a lovely coastal location. The smaller scale nature of this venue makes fans feel like they’re even closer to the players and can enjoy uninterrupted views of the action from their seats. With flexible hospitality offerings available, you can enjoy the day however you wish. Hospitality – Keith Prowse was named the hospitality provider of this fan-favourite event in 2023, and is back in 2024 with two unforgettable VIP experiences. Love Fifteen is an all-day package, located in the exclusive winter garden, which offers breakfast and lunch buffets to allow guests to wine and dine in between the on-court action – the package is also inclusive on Centre Court South Stand ticket, rows one and two behind the baseline. Prices start from £185pp + VAT. Or, The Sky Lounge is the more premium offering, 22 BN1 MAGAZINE

located in the exclusive Centre Court building, which gives guests sweeping views over both Centre and No.1 Court – you can even watch the action on both courts as you dine. The suite to seat access to West Stand seats really makes you feel like a VIP, and if that’s not enough, there’s breakfast, a canapé and fizz reception, a la carte lunch and afternoon tea to fuel your day of tennis viewing. Hospitality at Eastbourne is truly the way to do it, and experiences for the 2024 event are now on sale BEFORE general sale. So guarantee your seat on Centre Court and give the gift of top tier tennis!

RUBIROX UNCHAINED

PLAID (IMMERSIVE GIG) The Old Market Weds 6 Dec Plaid aka Ed Handley and Andy Turner, both original members of Black Dog, have been steadily releasing electronic music with playful melodies since the 90s. “Combined with their influences of 80s electro and Detroit techno. They devoted much of the late 2000s to scoring films such as Heaven's Door, before returning to studio work with albums like Reachy Prints and Polymer.” Their music has evolved over time but still sticks with tricky time signatures, grooving rhythms, fun melodies and sound design that strikes the listener's emotions. “The duo explored sci-fi and artificial intelligence with their latest release, 2022's Feorm Falorx.” www.theoldmarket.com

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he ultimate destination for bold and expressive men’s and unisex jewellery has opened its doors on Brighton’s Dukes Lane, Brighton. Running until the end of January, RUBIROX UNCHAINED is a unique pop-up shop offering tailored collections and exclusive products from THOMAS SABO, Shaun Leane, ChloBo and PDPaola, along with an ear-piercing and permanent welded bracelet bars. An independent jewellery retailer based in Stamford, Lincolnshire, RUBIROX first opened its doors in 2010. Their extensive range brings together brands who share their passion for affordable luxury and sustainable jewellery, including Daisy London, Alex Monroe and Pandora. Since then, they’ve become renowned for offering items from some of the best designers in the world together with an unrivalled level of service. Noting the rapidly growing market for men’s and unisex jewellery, and wanting to build on their success with women’s jewellery in Stamford, owner Ben Stevenson decided to open a pop-up store on the south coast. RUBIROX UNCHAINED is located at 23 Dukes Lane, in the heart of Brighton’s famous The Lanes shopping district, and boasts a curated selection of bold and expressive men’s and unisex jewellery. 24 BN1 MAGAZINE

The RUBIROX website has also launched a new page dedicated to the jewellery ranges available at RUBIROX UNCHAINED. With a different look and feel, it complements the edgier pieces to appeal more to their target customer. The refined ensemble includes THOMAS SABO’s bold and contemporary range, Rebel at Heart - who RUBIROX have collaborated closely with for this project. Design led pieces from Shaun Leane including his globally recognised and iconic Talon earrings, Rose Thorn and Arc collections. ChloBo’s all new men’s range includes classic chains and semiprecious stones, alongside sleek and stylish essentials from the hugely popular PDPaola. With a selection of fabulous items to cherish forever, RUBIROX UNCHAINED encourages you to unchain yourself and express your individuality. For information, be sure to head over to: www. rubirox.co.uk/unchained IG / FB / Tiktok - @rubiroxunchained #rubiroxunchained Email: info@rubirox.co.uk Address: RUBIROX UNCHAINED, 25 Dukes Lane, Brighton, BN1 1BG

RICHARD DAWSON St Georges Church Thurs 7 Dec Melting Vinyl presents Newcastle’s Richard Dawson.“Such is the degree to which Richard Dawson has drawn down long drafts from the whirlpools of Elemental North Eastern Archetypes, he may now be one himself.” Dawson’s unique influences on his work, such as Qawwali, a form of Sufi devotion music, Kenyan folk guitarist Henry Makobi and Mike Waterson. Alongside his devotion to research has created “an impressive catalogue of music and storytelling steeped in both ancient myths and contemporary dread.” www.meltingvinyl.co.uk

HUGO CHEGWIN AKA DJ BEATS (KURUPT FM) Patterns Fri 8 Dec From the hit comedy series People Just do Nothing, Hugo Chegwin aka DJ Beats debuts in Brighton this December. Kurupt FM ( the pirate radio station from the series) is synonymous with UK Garage sound. “The mockumentary show is packed full of lyrical sorcery, ruffneck rhythms, and parody of that UKG era.” Patterns will be hosting this night of heavy hitting UKG, grime, hip hop, jungle and choppy remixes. www.patternsbrighton.com

Music & Theatre JOOLS HOLLAND Brighton Centre Sat 9 Dec

LIVE AT CHRISTMAS The Theatre Royal Mon 11 Dec

OPUS KINK Concorde 2 Tues 12 Dec

Don’t miss the sensational Jools Holland and his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra live, joined by special guests Pauline Black and Arthur ‘Gaps’ Hendrickson. Experience the magic of renowned vocalists Ruby Turner and Louise Marshall, alongside the exceptional Sumudu Jayatilaka. With original Squeeze member Gilson Lavis on drums, Jools will showcase tracks from his solo career. An unmissable musical journey, supported by Isabella Coulstock.

The country’s best comedians are coming to Brighton for a spectacular all-star festive show. Headlined by Ed Gamble from the hit podcast series Off Menu. Joining Ed is an astounding roster of comedians with breakout Taskmaster star Fern Brady full of brilliantly funny opinions. Next is fastrising newcomer Kyrah Gray who is full of energy, humour and intelligence. Viral sensation with a recent award nominated comedy show, Josh Pugh and the talented Jen Brister as host.

Brighton collective Opus Kink are going on tour! Following the release of their album earlier in the year, they are now touring around England and will be back in their hometown of Brighton on the 12th. Taking the country by storm with their frantic groove-filled mash up of punk, jazz and rock. Described as “One of the most enjoyable genre fusions I’ve ever seen.” (Nels Hylton, BBC Radio 1) This band has an original sound and provocative performance not to be missed.

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LEONA LEWIS Brighton Centre Fri 15 Dec

SIX The Theatre Royal 19 Dec - 6 Jan

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SOFAR SOUNDS Tues 12 & Thurs 21 Dec One-of-a-kind concerts will be popping up in every nook and cranny around the city! Expect a wide range of talented musicians covering a plethora of genres. The shows are to be held in small intimate locations across brighton. Think boutiques, museums, shops and rooftops. Be on the lookout, as Sofar Sounds only release the event information 36 hours ahead of showtime. www.sofarsounds.com/m/events/52797

Global sensation Leona Lewis embarks on a dazzling Christmas 2023 tour, celebrating the 10th anniversary of her acclaimed album “Christmas, With Love.” The record-breaking artist, with over 35 million albums sold, promises a night of Christmas Classics and Greatest Hits, including the iconic ‘One More Sleep.’ Join Leonaat the Brighton Centre on Fri 15 Dec for an unforgettable celebration of her remarkable career.

Six has been confirmed as Brighton Theatre Royal Christmas show. The show remixes five hundred years of historical heartbreak through the six wives of Henry VIII. They take to the mic to tell their tales from Tudor Queens to pop princess in an 80-minute celebration of 21st century girl power. www.atgtickets.com

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LITTLE MATCH GIRL Brighton Dome 20 - 24 Dec

THE DARKNESS Brighton Dome Weds 20 Dec

OUR ROOTS: QUEER FUTURES Sun 31 Dec (NYE)

The Brighton Dome hosts Arthur Pita’s magical and enchanting dance-theatre production of The Little Match Girl. This timeless fable brings you on a journey through The Little Match Girl’s eyes as she wanders through a small Italian town on christmas eve with one match left to keep her warm. A beautifully imaginative and poignant retelling of Hans Christian Andersan’s christmas classic. Combined with dance, song and music from Frank Moon. The Little Match Girl will enthral audiences of all ages.

Brighton, brace yourselves! The rock legends, The Darkness, herald their return with a UK tour marking the 20th anniversary of their game-changing debut, “Permission To Land.” Experience the full album, including the iconic ‘I Believe In A Thing Called Love,’ followed by a hits-packed ‘Best Of The Rest’ set. After a triumphant comeback in 2015, The Darkness continues to soar, captivating audiences with their electrifying performances. Don’t miss this epic celebration!

Celebrate New Year’s Eve in glittering style as Brighton’s premier queer club night returns! Following a sold-out launch at Brighton Festival, this event, in collaboration with Brighton Dome & Festival, Polyglamorous, and Gal Pals, promises glitz, glam, and glory. Join the LGBTQIA+ community for a safe and spectacular night, with an exclusive set from Brighton’s own Dykes on Decks. Dance your way into the new year!

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N U F IA IV R T E C A F IZ U Q ! N O W E B O T S E IZ R P AND

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Win an exciting bundle of games courtesy of Quiz Face from Cyanide & Happiness in this month’s festive edition of Quizword!

In Master Dater, the newest card game from Cyanide & Happiness, players vie for each others’ attention and affection by creating perfect, horrible dates pandering to very specific dating interests. Combine a head and a body into a perfect match, and argue your way into the heart of the sexy single. Defeat your rivals, win at love! 26 BN1 MAGAZINE

Joking Hazard is an extremely not-for-kids party game where you compete to finish awesome/terrible comic strips with friends!

QUIZWORD

The Quizword is like a crossword but a little bit more trivia based. Once completed, the letters in the pink boxes spell out a CODEWORD when rearranged. When you have figured it out email us at prizes@ quizface.co.uk FOR A CHANCE AT WINNING THIS MONTH’S PRIZE!

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"Feed me Seymour! Feed me!" is the line gleefully said by Bill Murray in the closing scene of which film? What was the highest selling toy at Christmas in the year 2000 Andy, Joe, Carlton and Ashley what connects these naughty boys? Go to WORDUKU and figure out the word made up of the pink squares In 2014 John Lewis released a Christmas advert about a little boy named Sam and his friend Monty. What was Monty? Go to the TRANSLATOR (page 29) section to figure out what form of writing is this? The night of December 5th is the national day, in some European countries, of which scary figure? Go to the TRANSLATOR section to see what word is being spelt out? "Feigning joy and surprise, At the gifts we despise over mulled wine, With you" are the opening lyrics to which band's Christmas song? What's the difference between this joyful alphabet ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ and your standard A-Z? Which country is the sovereign state of Christmas Island?

Go to 12 DAYS OF QUIZMATHS and figure out the maths equation 3. Phosphorus - Radium - Nitrogen - Carbon - Erbium when changed into their chemical symbols spell out what word? 4. 125 x 3691 spells out what word when totalled up correctly and turned upside down if you were to use a calculator? 5. Finish this Christmas cracker joke punchline. What happened to the thief who stole the Advent Calendar? They got ??? 8. Christmas Island witnesses the annual migration of millions of which animal? 11. What sport was played during the Christmas Truce match of World War One on December 25, 1914 12. Sausage wrapped in bacon = Pigs in blankets, dried fruit wrapped in bacon = Devils on Horseback but WHAT wrapped in bacon = Angels on Horseback 14. Go to MISSING PIECE to figure out what boardgame is missing a piece? 20. According to Will Ferrell, elves try to stick to the four food groups candy, candy cane, candy corn and WHAT? (It’s not SAAAANNNNTTTTAAA!) More on page 29

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Fill out the grid using the letters above each Worduku. The letter in the pink boxes will make up a word, when rearranged. (9 ACROSS)

Missing Piece I have packed away all my boardgames after a heavy Christmas game session with the fam. But alas! I forgot to put one tiny piece back in its box, which boardgame is this piece from? (14 DOWN)

TRANSLATOR The image on the right shows a form of writing. We would like to know what this form of writing called and what it is spelling out in the image. The answers corrilate to two questions in the Quizword. (13 ACROSS & 16 ACROSS)

12 Days of Quizmaths Here is a mathematical picture puzzle equation that uses three days of the 12 Days of Christmas when totalled up correctly, equates to one of the days of the 12 Days of Christmas. Can you solve the equation? (1 DOWN)

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Harmony of the Past:

Chance Encounters with Some of Music’s Greats Exclusive Interview with Bobby Ward

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Beatles drummer Ringo Starr, 24, embraces his wife, Maureen Cox, 18, in Hove, Sussex, on Feb. 12, 1965. The couple were married secretly in London on Feb. 11 and are spending a three-day honeymoon at a friend's home. Beatles manager Brian Epstein can be seen at right in background. (AP Photo) 30 BN1 MAGAZINE

Our tale begins in 1965, in Hove, amidst the global frenzy of Beatlemania. Bobby, then a young fan and a Hove College pupil, found himself at the epicentre of this excitement when Ringo Starr and his new bride, Maureen, chose Hove for their honeymoon destination. Bobby remembers, “The news spread like wildfire across Hove College – Ringo Starr was in town, staying nearby on Princes Crescent.” This information magnetised students and fans, including a young and eager Bobby, all drawn by the chance to see a Beatle.

After spending ten days at the Château, immersed in a world of music and creativity, Bobby and the Schenker band regrouped at Air Studios. On a day marked by anticipation, Bobby was casually sipping coffee in the reception area when the doors of the lift opened, revealing Paul McCartney. The sight of McCartney, casual yet imposing, left Bobby momentarily awe-

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Bobby’s first endeavour to meet Ringo led to a stern rebuff. “Driven by curiosity, I sneaked around to the side entrance,” he says. This brash move resulted in a face-to-face with Alan Jacobs, the lawyer who owned the house, and a quick ejection.

In the early 80s, Bobby Ward found himself in a serendipitous moment at Air Studios in London, a setting imbued with musical history. This encounter, deeply etched in his memory, began at Château d’Hérouville in Paris, where Bobby hung out with the Michael Schenker Group, alongside the late great producer Martin Birch (who was producing Schenkers new album).

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A Beatle in Hove: Bobby’s Unforgettable Meeting with Ringo Starr

Reminiscing an Unforgettable Day at Air Studios with Paul McCartney

Brighton’s music scene has always been a tapestry of stories, and none weave through it quite like those of Bobby Ward. As he releases his new single, Fly Away this established singer and songwriter sat down with BN1 to reminisce about his remarkable encounters with rock legends, especially The Beatles.

“But I wasn’t ready to give up just yet. Spying a tall wall at the back of the property, a plan formed in my mind. With determination, I began to climb, ignoring the sharp pain from the dragging glass that topped the wall. As I finally reached the top, I looked down to find Ringo Starr, immediately below me still wearing his polka dot shirt and jacket, the very clothes he had worn during the interview. My heart skipped a beat.

Summoning all the courage a 12-year-old could muster, I greeted him. “Hello, Ringo.” His response was warm and friendly, and we soon found ourselves engaged in conversation, just a fan and a Beatle, sharing a moment in time. We talked about his new puppy, a wedding gift named Tiger, and I couldn’t resist asking the question that had been burning in my mind: “What’s it like being a Beatle?” His reply was candid and tinged with humour “You don’t get any peace”, and when I pointed out that he had fame and fortune, his laughter was genuine and heartfelt.”

struck. However, it wasn’t long before McCartney sat beside him, initiating a conversation as if they were long-time friends. “Hello, how are you?” McCartney’s Liverpudlian accent broke the ice, leading to a dialogue that spanned various topics, including Bobby’s then band (Hayleys Comet). Their exchange, peppered with laughter and jokes, evolved into a friendly banter about artwork and music.

McCartney disappeared into his busy day, leaving Bobby to reflect on the surreal nature of their meeting.

A Chance Ride: The Day I Met John Lennon’s Father In 1969, Bobby Ward, then a seventeenyear-old student, experienced an unexpected encounter while hitchhiking in Brighton. A car stopped in front of him, revealing a policeman inside, with another getting in and surprisingly, they offered him a lift. During the ride, one officer mentioned he was neighbours with Fred Lennon, John Lennon’s father, and had received a gift meant for Fred from John and Yoko. After hearing details on where Fred lived and what he looked like, marked the beginning of an extraordinary series of events for Bobby. Intrigued, Bobby later found himself near Ladies Mile Road, where he stumbled upon Fred Lennon in a local newsagent. The encounters that followed were brief yet impactful. Fred, described by Bobby as friendly with slicked silver hair, always happy to chat. Their conversations, though short, were filled with a sense of camaraderie and shared experiences. Bobby inquired about Fred’s relationship with his son, John, to which Fred replied with a simple yet poignant acknowledgment of their distant connection. These chance meetings with Fred Lennon, alongside Bobby’s earlier encounters with Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, wove a tapestry of remarkable experiences in his life. Reflecting on these moments, Bobby notes the incredible series of chance events that connected him to these iconic figures, demonstrating the serendipitous nature of life and the surprising connections that can occur, even in the most ordinary of circumstances. Continued

This spontaneous interaction between Bobby and McCartney transcended the ordinary, creating a sense of camaraderie. As their conversation drew to a close, with a final handshake and heartfelt goodbye, From left to right: Bobby, G Bonnet, raham Michael Schenke d’Hérouvi r at Le C lle hâteau

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Intriguing Tales from Kingsley Hill Nestled in the lush landscapes of Sussex lies Kingsley Hill, a place not just of architectural beauty but of profound historical significance, especially to the world of music. Bobby Ward’s connection to this former home of Beatles manager Brian Epstein is a tale of nostalgia, reverence, and artistic inspiration. “In the early ‘90s, I was invited to Kingsley Hill by the owners through mutual friends. It felt like stepping back in time, to a place where the echoes of the past were palpable in every corner,” Bobby reminisces. His first visit to Kingsley Hill was more than a mere tour; it was an immersion into a world where time seemed to have stood still, resonating with the legacy of the Beatles and Brian Epstein. Overwhelmed by the atmosphere of the place, Bobby requested a second visit, a request that was graciously granted. “On my return, I brought along my old camera, an acoustic guitar, a couple of bottles of wine, and, of course, a Beatles chord book,” he shares. This visit was not just a casual dropin; it was an endeavour to connect with the house’s rich musical history. “The afternoon was spent in the roof area, reportedly painted in psychedelic colours by the Beatles themselves,” Bobby recounts. “There I was, playing and singing Beatles

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tunes in the very spot where the Beatles had partied during their Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band release.” The photos captured during this session show Bobby lost in the music, his face lit with the joy of a musician connecting with his idols across time. But it wasn’t just the roof area that captivated Bobby. “We took photos in the kitchen, lounge area, dining room by the fireplace, and outside. Each part of the house told a story, and I was there, in the middle of it all,” he says. These moments, captured in photographs, showcase Bobby not just as a visitor but as a part of the house’s ongoing narrative. However, Bobby felt a poignant absence in Kingsley Hill. “After leaving, I realised that there was no mention or recognition of Brian Epstein. This saddened me,” he reflects. To Bobby, Epstein was more than the Beatles’ manager; he was the architect of their success, a figure deserving recognition in the house that had been part of his life. This realisation led Bobby to the Trocadero auction of Beatles memorabilia in London. “I telephoned for a catalogue and, after much deliberation, successfully bid over the telephone for a group portrait,” he explains. This portrait wasn’t just a collectible; it was a piece of history that Bobby felt belonged in Kingsley Hill.

Upon acquiring the portrait, Bobby returned to Kingsley Hill to present it to the owners. “It was a donation to Brian Epstein’s legacy, a token of respect and remembrance,” he says. The photos taken during this visit, one in the lounge area and another in the dining area, show the portrait in the background, a silent testament to Epstein’s influence. “The portrait now hangs in pride of place in Kingsley Hill,” Bobby proudly states. Accompanying this gesture was a letter of thanks, a recognition of the significance of his gift. Kingsley Hill, with its Beatles connections, remains a house shrouded in musical mystique. “Did the Beatles paint the loft room? It’s part of the house’s magical mystery,” Bobby muses. A photograph of a handmade metal beetle attached to a beam in the loft room adds to this mystery, hinting at the creative energy that once permeated the space. Bobby Ward’s relationship with Kingsley Hill goes beyond mere visits; it is a bond forged through music, respect, and a shared reverence for the past. His interactions with the house and his gesture of honouring Brian Epstein’s legacy make him a part of Kingsley Hill’s storied history – a history that continues to enchant and inspire. Single: Fly Away available on digital download or Spotify

Bobby presenting the group portrait of the Beatles together with Brian Epstein. The portrait shown now hangs in pride of place in Kingsley Hill. Bobby playing guitar while reading from The Beatles chord book in the attic room of Kingsley Hill

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ROMESH RANGANATHAN Stand-up and TV star has a new Hustle

omesh Ranganathan is one of TV’s most popular comedians, best known for The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan, The Ranganation, Rob and Romesh Vs, Avoidance and as the host of The Weakest Link and A League Of Their Own. Now he is returning his first love of stand up with a brandnew tour entitled Hustle. The former maths teacher is married with three sons and lives in Crawley. We grabbed a chance to chat with him about his show and how he gets the balance right between enjoying life and working hard. Your new show is called Hustle. Can you tell me more about it? Every show I do I try to be honest and I think this is my most honest show. Sometimes when you’re trying to look for the comedic angle you exaggerate a viewpoint and I’m doing that less now. Hustle sits more closely to how I actually feel about things. In the past it was based on honesty, but taken to an extreme, like when I was really hard on my family. I don’t want to be a comedian that slags off his wife, you know, but finding the comedic angle to really loving your wife is slightly tricky! Your tour announcement says Hustle ‘examines the human condition’. That’s ambitious for a comedy… One of the seeds was getting annoyed by this whole thing about the hustle culture of working too hard. And I know that sounds ironic coming from somebody that’s been on fifteen TV shows in the last year, but I was thinking about whether working as hard as you possibly can and being successful at work, if that equals happiness. If you enjoy your work, that’s great. But the whole idea of success at work being the be all and end all is something I disagree with. 34 BN1 MAGAZINE

I feel really lucky. I was ready to give up on a couple of occasions and then something happened. Like winning The Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year in 2013. Has success brought you happiness? I’ve never experienced a jump in happiness as much as when I was first able to pay my bills with comedy, like being able to pay for the Tesco shop from jokes. That to me was mind blowing. But you get to a point where you go, what is my balance? I think lockdown helped me realise that the things that made me happiest were having breakfast with the kids or going away with them for a couple of days. I feel very happy. Whether my wife Leesa would say that manifests itself in me walking on air 24 hours a day is a different question! What is your definition of hustle? I think hustle is this whole idea of making every minute of every day count. Getting up at 6am and making a list of objectives and spending the day trying to achieve those objectives. You know, if you’ve got a spare hour, you need to be looking at how you’re going to turn that into an opportunity, blah, blah, blah. That’s what I kind of feel like hustle is. Some might say you are describing yourself... But I wouldn’t do all of these things that I do if I didn’t really enjoy them. If I started to hate The Weakest Link I’d quit. But I do really enjoy all the things I’m doing. The Weakest Link is me making celebrities shit themselves by asking questions. I’m not trying to take over the world, there’s no grand plan. I’m just trying to have as much of a laugh as I can.

How do you decide what projects to take on? It’s a question I’ve wrestled with. The truth is that shows come in or I think of ideas. So, for example, I did Romantic Getaway with Katherine Ryan and the BBC sitcom Avoidance because me and my mate created these shows, and we just thought it’d be cool to make them. When other stuff comes in I think will I be any good at this and will it be fun? A League Of Their Own is walking into a studio and taking the piss out of footballers. That’s not work. Do you enjoy touring? It’s my favourite thing. This is a night with me and the people that want to come and hang out for the evening. And we’re just going to have a great night. I love the craft of stand-up so much, so being able to do it every night is the most amazing thing. I’m opening the door into my world for 90 minutes – let’s try and have as much of a laugh there as we can. How do you feel about headlining at the 02 in front of 16,000 fans for the first time? I’m going to make the show as good as I can. When you play bigger venues you have to be bigger in terms of physicality but at the O2 you can almost go the other way, because you’ve got screens. A facial expression can become a punchline there in a way it can’t couldn’t in a big room. Let’s see. I might be talking to you next year and I’ll go, ‘that was a mistake, wasn’t it? I’ll never do that again!’ You seem to be both confident and insecure. I guess that’s typical for a comedian… Definitely. I’ve managed to get the insecurity to be less crippling than it was. The difference is I now think what can I do about it if a bit of my set failed? I can work on it and make it better. Whereas before, I’d sit in the dressing room looking in the mirror just going ‘You’re a fraud.’ I’ve learnt to

manage it, but I don’t want to get rid of it. Because I feel like it’s a bit of my kind of creative engine. How much has luck played a part in your career? I feel really lucky. I was ready to give up on a couple of occasions and then something happened. Like winning The Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year in 2013. I was on the phone to Leesa getting on the train and going ‘I don’t know how much longer I can do this.’ I thought I’ll just do the competition and stop. If I hadn’t won I might have gone back to teaching. It’s these little things. I got Live at the Apollo because I was doing warm up for Seann Walsh and the right people saw me. I’ve been fortuitous. You’ve recently become a Comedy Icon for Teenage Cancer Trust. What does that involve? I’d done the Teenage Cancer Trust gigs at the Royal Albert Hall. Cancer at any age is horrible, but particularly with young people. I wanted to do more. It’s initially seeing what I can do to help out in terms of raising awareness, but also providing experiences for those who are affected and the people that support them like VIP backstage visits. It’s a real privilege that my platform has enabled me to do this.

You also work as a patron of suicide prevention charity CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) One of my friends took his own life. I looked at that and my own mental health struggles and I thought how can I help? I did a couple of events and we gave CALM the money and then we talked about me being a patron with the target of raising a million pounds in a year. It’s also about getting people talking and recognising the signs of somebody being on a bad path or seeing the signs if you’re on a bad path and reaching out for help. What do you want fans to take away after they see Hustle? It’s about the acceptance that we are all doing alright, that this kind of comparison of yourself to some sort of ideal that social media has contributed to, the hustle culture, that you’ve got to be smashing all things at all times is just not true. I think being alright is good, don’t beat yourself up about it. I want people to come away feeling uplifted. I’m saying it’s cool to be doing whatever you’re doing. Romesh Ranganathan brings his new show, Hustle, to Brighton Dome on Thurs 18 - Sat 20 and Thurs 25 - Sat 27 April, as part of a nationwide tour. www.romeshranganathan.co.uk

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SNOWED IN Immersive children’s show comes to Corn Exchange By Stuart Rolt

“The wonderful thing about dance, compared to spoken theatre, is that it opens up meaning in a different way,” Tom Roden tells me. As co-founder of Anatomical, a performance company which produces work brimming in creativity and shared experiences, he knows how to spark the power of imagination. “It works really well for a family show, there is a different level of interpretation.”

a hotel… and all the world ends up in there. In doing so, they create a couple of imaginary friends who come along for the ride.” It’s far removed from the Overlook Hotel or the Linton Travel Tavern. This is a place of magic and adventure, where there are no adults to stop them running down corridors, jumping on beds or having huge snowball fights. Aimed at ages 5+, it blends contemporary dance, simple spoken word and audience participation to encourage everyone to share in the joys of makebelieve.

Anatomical are about to tour their hit show Snowed In again this winter. Using spoken word and movement, it transports audiences to a hotel high up in the mountains where imaginations run wild. Every member comes from a dance background, which Roden tells me has allowed them all to become more open to abstract ways of expressing narratives. “We’ve managed to find that balance, where the meaning is open but there is a lot of internal logic which helps you along through the story.”

“I’ve tried to imagine what a hotel means in a child’s mind. It’s a place where you might go on holiday, but there’s also people working there along with all the machinations keeping it running.” The magical and mysterious building they constructed offers all the fun, excitement and adventure the youngsters are looking for. Accompanying the action is sound design and an original score by Gareth Ellis Williams, which blends beautiful, emotional music with festive sounds of the village around them. Best known for his work on film and TV, Anatomical constantly records scenes which he works on in his studio. “He brings it back and it perfectly fits what we’re doing, which is a major joy. His colouring of frames is everything we do.”

Originally commissioned by London’s The Place and Mold’s Theatr Clwyd, Snowed In introduces us to two children. One morning they wake, and find they’re cut off from the outside world. “These two children play a game of make-believe. They invent

One memorable scene during Snowed In involves a selection of overworked pillows who are demanding a day off and more feathers. “Then a pillow fight ensues. He’s done the music with loads of sound effects on top. We ran that scene with the

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dancers and they were laughing their heads off. It really syncs with what they were doing.” Elsewhere, the children find themselves falling down a laundry chute and ending up on a toboggan. “We use the music from Ski Sunday, which is a brilliant piece of dynamic, exciting music. The children might not get the reference… but they get the idea straight away.” On their exploration, the children eventually find the mysterious Room Zero. The youngest needs to go inside and face something which might be scary – but will get through it with the support of her friends. “It’s about growing up really. We started writing and conceiving it when our daughter transferred from primary to secondary school. So, it was about how young people deal with change.” Now in its third year, they’re bringing this spellbinding winter production to venues across the country. Calling in on places like Salford and Leeds, they also visit Brighton’s newly-refurbished Corn Exchange on Weds 13 - Sun 17 Dec. “It’s going to be brilliant. Audiences are going to love being in that massive room. We’ve got such a fantastic lighting design, which needs to be in a big space. And it’s got that Alpine feel which is perfect.” He says it’s always good to be touring at this time of year, especially a show which is unashamedly festive themed. Whether they celebrate Christmas or not, audiences still want to go out and see something at this time of year.

Roden brings up the timeless George Bernard Shaw quote: “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” He suggests that playing and being imaginative can bring many benefits, regardless of how old you might be. It might be founded in fun, but it can also help you re-examine interactions and develop fresh attitudes. But there do need to be some loose rules in theatre to stop it descending into chaos. “Theatre shows do have the ability to make jumps and shifts, but if the logic breaks, you’ll never get it back. It’s like science fiction. Sometimes it absolutely makes sense, because it all fits together and you believe it all comes from place. But sometimes, it jumps in time or brings things back from the dead, and you start losing trust in the storyteller. And it stops being fun when you feel like any old thing can happen.” Roden formed Anatomical in 2014 with his partner, Anna Williams. The name is a portmanteau – which I only realise halfway through our conversation. They started straight away with the concept of producing safe and welcoming work where the audience became part of the action. Snowed In forms the third part of an interactive trilogy, joining The Buildyuppy Dance Show, where participants make the set from cardboard boxes, and The Doodle Dance Show, which sat everyone around a big piece of paper to draw and influence the storytelling. This show sees half the audience as guests at the hotel, while the rest pretend to be its staff. “We want to encourage audiences to join in and feel like they’ve been part of something creative. Hopefully they can go home and continue that.” Anatomical’s Snowed In comes to Brighton’s newly-refurbished Corn Exchange on Weds 13 - Sun 17 Dec. www.newartclub.org/anatomical www.brightondome.org

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“We wanted to make something which was traditional and fitted into their expectations for a show at this time of year. Something that’s magical and special, which feels like you’ve been enriched by something funny and charming.”

CAROLS THROUGH TIME

Candlelit carol concert of traditional favourites from across Europe

Think you know all about the carol? Think again! Acclaimed early music ensemble The Telling bring the stories behind the earliest carols from the Middle Ages and traditional carols from across Europe to St Barnabas Church, Hove on Friday 8 December with candlelight, atmosphere, mulled wine and bespoke projected animations by Kate Anderson. You can join a free pre-concert workshop and sing with us too! Hear a preview on BBC Radio 3’s InTune on 6th December. Early music group The Telling bring their critically acclaimed Christmas tour Carols Through Time to St Barnabas Church, Hove on Fri 8 Dec, 7.30pm. The programme explores a mix of uplifting and intimate mediaeval English carols and traditional carols from across Europe in an atmospheric setting with candlelight and bespoke projected animations by Kate Anderson. Warm mulled wine and soft drinks will be served during the interval. The programme features carols from The Telling’s critically acclaimed Secret Life of Carols CD, which reached No 25 in the Classical Chart upon release in 2019 via First Hand Records. It was selected for The Guardian, BBC Music Magazine, The Daily Mail and Classic FM’s “Best Christmas Album” lists, received a 4-star review from BBC Music Magazine and was described as “the absolute favourite” in a wonderful review from Classic FM: “ the absolute favourite is the crowdfunded album The Secret Life of Carols... an unexpected delight from beginning to end, and really strongly recommended.” - David Mellor, Classic FM (2019) Plus, at 5.45pm-6.30pm, don’t miss the chance to join The Telling’s singer Clare Norburn in a FREE pre-concert workshop to learn some of the carols from the programme and be invited to sing during the concert if you wish. All ages and abilities are welcome. The Telling has a growing reputation for intimate, staged concerts to bring old music off the page. “You don’t need to know anything about classical or mediaeval music to enjoy and come along – and even to join a singing session so you can join in some of the carols in the concert,” explains singer Clare Norburn. “We perform some numbers while moving around the audience and use lighting and candlelight and we’ll tell you some of the stories behind the carols too. Carols were quite revolutionary in their day. They were the music of the people, in the language of the people – at a time when the church service was in Latin. They were all about joining in.” The Telling will provide a sneak preview of their programme on BBC Radio 3’s In Tune on 6 Dec. This follows multiple appearances on BBC Radio 3 and 4 in the past, including a live performance of carols on BBC Radio 4’s Saturday Live which received wonderful listener feedback including: “On Saturday I drove my daughter to her carols rehearsal, got in the car to drive home, and turned on the radio. Saturday Live, a programme I never listen to, was on and I was set to turn it off when you started to sing ‘Lullay, my child’, and I was captivated by it. Spellbound, really.” This concert is part of an 11-date tour across England and Wales. Tickets for cost £5-£14 and are available to book online now at www.thetelling.co.uk/ events/carols-hove Carols Through Time – The Telling Fri 8 Dec, 7.30pm – 9.10pm St Barnabas Church, 88 Sackville Rd, Hove, BN3 3HE Tickets: www.thetelling.co.uk/events/carols-hove

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Simplify Your Home, Elevate Your Life When did you last use your spiralizer, or exercise bike? What about the craft supplies gathering dust in your cupboards? We've all fallen into the trap of acquiring items, only for them to end up as unused relics in our homes. According to research, we are purchasing 60% more than we did 15 years ago. Having a lot in your home may appear harmless, but it can profoundly impact our mental well-being. In today's fast-paced world, it's no surprise that our homes often bear the brunt of our hectic lives. We amass possessions convinced that each new item will bring us happiness and make our lives easier. However, the harsh reality is that our chaotic spaces can lead to stress, anxiety, and overwhelm. A study by the Princeton University Neuroscience Institute found that subjects were less irritable, less distracted, and more productive in a clutter-free environment compared to a disorganised one, where their stress increased. Not only will decluttering ensure you can find your keys in the morning, but it will also aid you in becoming the best version of yourself.

yourself and having an honest conversation you can ensure that, for every item leaving your home, five more do not replace it. Start Small: The prospect of decluttering an entire home can be daunting. Begin with a manageable area like a small drawer, cupboard, or a corner of a room. Tackle one small space at a time, and gradually expand from there. Breaking the process into smaller, achievable goals will help you stay motivated and prevent overwhelm. The Categorise Method: Empty the entire space you are working on and put the items into categories. For example, in the kitchen, group all the Tupperware together, all the knives together, and the water bottles. This allows you to see how many you have. You may discover that you have 15 wooden spoons but didn't realise it because they were in different drawers, pots, and cupboards around the kitchen. This systematic approach helps you keep the best of each category and prevents accidentally holding on to more than you may need.

Your bedroom should be a sanctuary that promotes restful sleep. A messy, visually distracting bedroom can disrupt your ability to relax and unwind. Removing anything unnecessary from your bedside table, shelving and floor, it can help calm your mind and enhance your sleep quality. A clutter-free living room is an inviting space for family bonding. It provides more space to gather, play games, or simply enjoy each other's company. Without disorder, your home becomes a warm, relaxed, and inviting environment that fosters quality family time. Similarly, an organised kitchen can become a hub for family interactions, whether it's cooking together, sharing meals, or catching up after a long day.

Decluttering your home is not solely about creating an organised physical space; it's a potent tool for enhancing your mental wellbeing. By curating your surroundings, you can reduce stress, increase productivity, and create a space where you can genuinely relax and recharge. So, ‘turn off the tap’, start small, and embrace the mental health benefits of decluttering. Your mind and your home will thank you for it.

Three Practical Tips to Begin Your Decluttering Journey: Turn Off the Tap: Before you embark on decluttering, it's essential to halt the influx of new items entering your home. Be mindful of your purchasing habits and resist the temptation of impulse buying. Ask yourself whether the item is genuinely necessary. By questioning

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ince first being staged in 1960, Lionel Bart’s Oliver! has remained on everyone’s list of favourite musicals. It received an incredible reaction both in London’s West End and on New Yorks’ Broadway, and its film version became one of only a few musicals to win an Oscar for Best Picture. Now Brighton Theatre Group are about to stage a lavish revival of this much-loved work. “It’s an incredible classic that has ignited the cast’s interest in the Victorian era and the work of Charles Dickens,” says BTG’s chairman, Keith Shepherd. “Add to that the score of Lionel Bart and you have a sure winner! Not a tune that is unrecognisable.” Heading to Theatre Royal Brighton on Weds 14 - Sat 17 Feb, Shephard is bringing a cast of 36 adults and 50 children (split into two teams) to the company’s spiritual home in the city. Based on Charles Dickens’ classic Oliver Twist, Bart’s interpretation injects the story with huge dance numbers and glorious songs. We follow a young orphan who escapes the endless toil of a workhouse and heads to London. Oliver! envelops audiences in a rich fantasy world, where a gang of street kids battle the odds. “It’s an old work from the Victorian era when poverty was widespread across the country. Workhouses were in every town and city. In fact, Brighton General Hospital began its life as a Workhouse. Poverty still reigns today in the modern era bearing the same hallmarks of suffering and unhappiness that it always has. Oliver! is a story of hope where the young Oliver ultimately finds a family and happiness. Everybody deserves that happiness and we hope the show offers that message in a time of crisis for so many people.” Despite dealing in a few societal issues, especially around poverty and child labour, Oliver! manages to sweeten any serious messages with its glorious tunes. And what tunes they are. It’s a cold heart which isn’t sent racing by the sumptuous tones of the cheeky You’ve Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two, I'd Do Anything’s statement of resolve or the rousing chorus of acceptance in Consider Yourself. It’s difficult to overestimate the impact this work originally had. Many composers would have spread these melodies across several productions, but Bart decided to compress them into a single show. As such, it stands as his career-defining show. “We do have to follow Lionel Bart’s script,” Shepherd tells me. “But it’s so good, there’s no need to change it. We’re entirely free to direct and choreograph the show to our style, which is classic but with a respectful twist. The score is so lively and has been adapted over several years to give it extra weight, depth and melodies.” Brighton Theatre Group has been producing musical theatre in the city since 1968. It was formed by Mavis Ward, following an advertisement in The Argus. At the time, she was directing The Crazy Gang at London’s Scala Rooms. Heading home late one night on the ‘milk train’, she found herself in a carriage with Dora Bryan OBE and Hollywood star and Brighton resident Dame Flora Robson

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LIONEL BART’S OLIVER! Fagin, Dodger & Oliver DBE – two of the nation’s most distinguished actors. “BTG as a concept was formed at that stage, with Dame Flora directing its very first production and becoming Vice President to Dora’s President. Both Dora and Flora remained in their honorary positions until the end of their lives and are much missed.” Since then, BTG has remained a constant in the theatrical life of Brighton & Hove with unbroken performance scheduling (apart from a brief lockdown-forced hiatus). It’s also a founder company within the Brighton Cares and the Martlets Musical Spectacular charity projects, helping raise hundreds of thousands for charity. Linked to the city through the Mayoralty, the company continues to serve the people of the city as performers or audience members. They’ve also been instrumental in propelling the careers of many professional performers onto the London stage. Sustained by rich ethics all these years, the company continues to enjoy the opportunity to perform at Hove’s wonderful The Old Market venue and Theatre Royal Brighton.

Now, they enter the new year with perhaps the most iconic piece of British musical theatre from the 1960s. “Oliver! is a gift of musical theatre but conveys a message of love and hope through script, song and dance. We hope our production will leave the audience with a feeling of compassion, happiness, hope and warmth. Theatre is about the suspension of belief and an escape from the reality of life – we hope that Lionel Bart’s magic resonates with all who see the show and as they leave with a warmth in their heart and a thought in their minds of hope and love.” Brighton Theatre Group brings Lionel Bart’s Oliver! to Theatre Royal Brighton on Weds 14 - Sat 17 Feb. They also present Everybody’s Talking About Jamie Teen Edition at Hove’s The Old Market during May. www.facebook.com/BrightonTheatreGroup www.atgtickets.com/brighton

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Well, we came into this year facing a

soaring cost of living crisis, a war on

the edge of Europe, political disarray

and an uncertain future. Have things got better? It’s tough to say. They

haven’t gotten substantively worse,

just different. And weirder. So, let’s

have a look at the historic events of

2023, while trying to adhere to a light-

hearted magazine format…

By Stuart Rolt

2023

The year started off with some splendid strangeness, as the skies about North America were suddenly filled with UFOs and giant balloons. Authorities were quick to accuse China, saying they were being used to spy on the contiguous states. The accompanying media furore seemed to suggest there were so many that they were blocking out the sun. A few were shot down but offered no conclusive links to anyone. Regardless, Sino-US relations were hugely damaged. If you were living on the Sussex coast, there might have been a flurry of excitement during the summer. For some reason, large quantities of cocaine keep washing up on beaches in the area. From Goring to Hastings, big packages of suspect substances have been coming ashore - forcing Police to deploy armed units upon the pebbles to dissuade a Whiskey Galore-type scenario... Whether it’s due to storms interfering with smuggling operations or big bits breaking off the Isle Of Wight, nobody knows. In July, the 2023 FIFA Women's World Cup went to Australia and New Zealand. The Lionesses were hoping to relive the glory of their Euros win last year but, after a thrilling and dramatic tournament, lost out to a resurgent Spain in the final. Amongst a huge number of brilliant English performances, Mary Earps won the Golden Glove as the most successful goalkeeper, in a team which made everyone proud. Elsewhere on reality TV, there was a bit of a resurgence. Big Brother returned on ITV and, against all the odds, was kind of OK. I couldn’t tell you who all the contestants were, but for once the field was drawn purely from those hoping to leverage some kind of career in the media. Obviously, all the older competitors were the first to be voted out, but as we’ve established it’s a cruel world. A more arduous affair, at least for those involved, was Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins. Filmed In the jungle, at least 50 miles from the nearest Nando’s, it gathered a motley assortment of figures with gaps in their diaries and attempted to find which one was the hardest through some bizarre, pointless and uncomfortable challenges. It turned out to be TV gold.

Brighton & Hove’s comedy legend Zoe Lyons put in a warriorlevel shift. She was eventually discharged from the show over concerns for her physical wellbeing, as she just refused to give up. Former politician Matt Hancock, once a bigger danger to your grandma than uneven stairs, delighted us by being regularly punched or falling headfirst into knee-deep mud. To crown it off, he was placed in a stark room with special forces operative, ‘Tina from HR’ - a diminutive woman who bombarded him with some vigorously uncharitable language. The ultimate winner was former chart sensation (and now 100% dreamy beefcake) Gareth Gates, so we were all quite happy. The internet did its thing again in 2023. This year was also when Generation Z suddenly discovered nepotism. Social media was awash with posts about ‘nepo babies’. Most older people just rolled their eyes. At least until an AI-generated image of Pope Francis wearing a chic white puffer coat started bemusing them. Disney celebrated its 100th anniversary. But then the American film and TV industry shuddered to a halt, as The Writers

REVIEW Guild of America went on strike to demand better pay and benefits, while also seeking to safeguard jobs from potential replacement by Artificial Intelligence. While production has resumed, it has thrown a lot of release schedules into chaos. The booming power of AI, where computers create a low-quality approximation of anything you don’t really need, encouraged a few countries to question its threat to the creative arts and journalism. Geoffrey Hinton, who’d been dubbed the “Godfather of AI, resigned from Google amidst growing concerns over where the technology was heading. Thankfully Rishi Sunak (the cruel evidence of what would happen if a crazed scientist blended all The Inbetweeners’ main cast into a single lifeform, and it stumbled into high office) was leading efforts in combatting this existential threat. Well, sort of. His approach involved flying in a gold-plated helicopter to a special summit at Bletchley Park, where he told everyone that we needed to be mindful of what could happen; before interviewing Elon Musk and finally deciding that developers would be best placed to regulate themselves. Musk, for his part, has launched a new AI chatbot on X. Called Grok, it’s supposed to have a sense of humour, but unfortunately comes off as misanthropically creepy. Musk did suggest that AI will soon be able to do everyone’s job, but the day when Alexa can pop up on the roof to clean my gutters seems a long way off. Since acquiring Twitter last Oct, Musk has both rebranded the social media platform as X and seen its value tumble by two thirds as he continued to alienate advertisers. This selfproclaimed tech genius’s answer to failing ad revenues seems to involve banning parodies, promoting robust opinions over those from people you actually follow and welcoming back individuals previously banned for hate-speech. Along with… I’m not making this up… suggesting it can soon function as a dating app. Speaking of those promoted far beyond their capabilities, Suella Braverman has been having a totally normal one this year. She started off strong, introducing immigration legislation which, if fully implemented, will blow a £2.5 billion hole in Home

Office budgets. Since then, her behaviour has become increasingly erratic; claiming rough sleeping is a ‘lifestyle choice’, describing protests calling for a ceasefire in Gaza as ‘Hate Marches’ and openly questioning if the Metropolitan Police were impartial. Whether she genuinely believes exacerbating division is a vote winner or was trying to get herself fired is still debated. But that’s what happened. Then the ensuing Cabinet reshuffle saw David Cameron emerge from his shepherd’s caravan with a porcine whiff of entitlement to become Foreign Secretary. It’s the satirists I feel most sorry for… That’s not to say His Majesty’s Opposition have been any better. You’d think the Labour Party would use this Government’s serial catastrophes as an opportunity to unveil a procession of bold ideas which could carry Britain forward to a brighter future. Instead, Sir Keir Starmer and his plucky crew slowly crawled through the year like an overloaded 70’s milkfloat attempting to negotiate some tricky speed bumps in the dead of night. Despite their best efforts, a few bottles still cascaded from the vehicle and woke up the neighbourhood. Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves, while also being enthusiastically backed by Tory grandee Ken Clarke and professing an admiration for Margaret Thatcher, published a bold new book. Full of hope and optimism, it set out a bold economic plan for the nation. Everyone obviously rejoiced, hoping that finally someone was about to take charge of our failing fortunes; before the Financial Times pointed out whole sections had been lifted verbatim from Wikipedia. On the subject of derelict hierarchical structures, this year also brought the finale of Succession, the show designed to make you feel better about your own relatives. Lots of us tuned-in (do we still say that?) to discover which member of the Roy clan would eventually assume control of the morallybankrupt Waystar megacorporation. Then we found out, and almost unanimously decided that life was too short to find other people’s bickering particularly entertaining.

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Ajax v Brighton. Credit BHAFC - Paul Hazlewood While we’re talking about dysfunctional families, The Duke & Duchess Of Sussex (as always) were rarely out of the news in 2023. Meghan only had to walk past a recycling bin to get a screeching headline out of the tabloids. To add to this blanket coverage, Harry gave an ‘explosive’ interview to 60 Minutes in the States and released a tortured biography called Spare. Despite having no pictures to colour in or pop-up sections, it did grant a slither of insight as to what Royal life is like. Although, we are in danger of being exhausted by the incessant back and forth. With obsessive tabloid newspapers churning out around 30,000 online stories about the pair every year (of which over two thirds portray them in a particularly negative light) it could be argued they’re entitled to fight back against the rhetoric. You do wonder why there’s nothing else to talk about. On our cinema screens, there was only one event which people were really talking about. Christopher Nolan was offering up Oppenheimer, an epic about the man who gave humanity the means to effortlessly destroy itself. Meanwhile, indie-queen turned big time Hollywood director, Greta Gerwig was using the Barbie franchise as an unlikely tool to begin dismantling the patriarchy. These two films were scheduled for release on the same day, which led to Barbenheimer; a horrifically-monikered global craze where people would watch both as a double bill. Consequently, Barbie became the first film by a female director to take over $1 billion, while Nolan’s lengthy effort (much shot in black & white and using a non-linear narrative) took just under that. Which is remarkable by any measure. To show there are few original ideas, some tried to repeat the phenomena with ‘Saw Patrol’, and nobody took any notice. The Covid Inquiry got up and running this year. To nobody’s surprise, it’s been exposing a wasteful, panicked and repeatedly exploitative Government response. Although the tedium of proceedings has been livened up with some colourful opinions and language that we A) had to look up, and B) can’t possibly reproduce here. This probably won’t be the last time that Sky News is unsuitable for junior viewers. 44 BN1 MAGAZINE

Horrifying everyone, the rift between Palestine and Israel boiled over into bloody violence again. Hamas terrorists attacked townships and targets in the neighbouring territory, killing more than 1400 people and taking over 200 hostages. In response, the Israeli Defence Force has launched an all-out attack on the Palestinian enclave, which has thousands of civilian casualties. There are no easy solutions to what’s going on, but two things have been made crystal clear. Absolutism has nothing to offer any discussion on the matter and any kind of war is an abject failure on the part of humanity. The only way this situation is going to be resolved is through dialogue, nuance and concession. At this point, and with a heavy heart, we should turn to the legends who were lost during 2023. Among these were novelist Sir Martin Amis, groundbreaking photojournalist Lisl Steiner, Italian politician (and relentless libertine) Silvio Berlusconi and veteran broadcaster Sir Michael Parkinson. The world of music suffered particularly heavy blows in 2023, saying goodbye to Burt Bacharach, Je t'aime... singer Jane Birkin, the peerless Tony Bennett, Tina Turner, the boundary-pushing Sinéad O'Connor, S Club 7’s Paul Cattermole, Harry Belafonte and the whistling of Roger Whittaker. Big holes were left in the football, with the passing of World Cup winner Sir Bobby Charlton, football commentator John Motson, Birmingham City star Trevor Francis, sports presenter Dickie Davies and Brighton & Hove Albion legend (and one-time owner of The Witch in Lindfield) Gerry Ryan. A big loss for the arts was anarchist Jamie Reid, who provided much of the startling visual imagery for the Sex Pistols and went on to influence a generation of artists with his uncompromising, bold style. We also bade farewell to eccentric businessman and Harrods owner, Mohamed AlFayed. Onscreen, we were sad to hear about the passing of Little Miss Sunshine star Alan Arkin, impressionist Mike Yarwood, the indisputable genius of Matthew Perry, Fiddler On The Roof star Chaim Topol, The Man From UNCLES’s David McCallum, Sir Michael Gambon, Strictly’s Len Goodman, John Wick’s Lance Reddick, the divine Raquel Welch and visionary Children's Hour producer Trevor Hill. The world will certainly

never see the likes of former Commons Speaker Baroness Betty Boothroyd, Lily Savage star Paul O'Grady, or chat show host Jerry Springer. We also need to mark the loss of Brighton clubland fixture and legendary cloakroom attendant, Party Paul. You’ll never have met a nicer bloke. This year, NASA announced the astronauts who’ll make the first trip to the moon in over half a century. In a similar theme, UFO expert Jaime Maussan presented the mummified remains of two supposed aliens before the Mexican Congress, although this was dismissed as an elaborate hoax by actual scientists. Elton John stopped touring. For now, at least. While legendary country musician Willie Nelson celebrated his 90th birthday with an epic two-day festival. All contact with OceanGate’s Titan submersible was lost during a mission to explore the Titanic’s wreckage. After days of speculation and worldwide attention, it was established that the vehicle had imploded during its descent, instantly killing all five aboard. Brighton & Hove Albion enjoyed a massive end to the English Premier League’s 2022/23 season. Finishing sixth on the table, they qualified for European competitions for the first time in the club’s 122-year history. The Europa League brought some of the biggest names in continental football to the Amex Stadium, as well as a memorable double win against Dutch powerhouse, AFC Ajax. In May, Great Britain, Northern Ireland and the Commonwealth officially entered the Carolean Age. The coronation of King Charles III and Queen Camillia took place at Westminster Abbey. Watched by millions of TV viewers around the world, it was the first time the ceremony had been seen in such detail. So, are things getting worse as we enter this new era? Not really. Living in Britain, you’re still statistically less likely to be exposed to war, famine or disease than at any other time in human history. Technology continues to benefit us, and (broadly) society is becoming more permissive and accepting. Admittedly, some things are increasingly complicated, silly and bizarre, but life would be so boring otherwise. Wouldn’t it?

GO LOCAL THIS XMAS

BE COOL SHOP SMALL

Workshop, The Lanes

“Small Indie shops, cafés, pubs and restaurants are the beating heart of our retail and hospitality sector. We’ve got one of the highest numbers of Indie’s in the UK. Enjoy our city and go local this Christmas.” Cllr Ty Goddard, Brighton & Hove City Council, Lead, Economic Development

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Soliflor, Seven Dials

Brighton Photography Gallery, Lower Promenade

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Vintage pre-loved, world food, deli’s and more. The Dials is looking better than ever courtesy of the volunteer Tidy Up Team.

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PORTLAND ROAD Pre-loved clothes and gift shops. The fab Visit Brighton website (visitbrighton.com) even calls it Portlandia!

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CHURCH ay & KKiingswROAD WESTERN ROAD Worth a stroll for the hidden treasures, brasseries with seats outside and even a Museum of Creativity.

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Hovealong Lawnsthe Prom Stroll Prom Prom, where there’s tip top design shops and galleries curated with love, eateries and pubs. Oh, we do like to be beside the seaside!

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The Indie heart of our small city. Just turn left out of the station to Infinity and beyond. Painting pots, clothes, cult classics, food and Mod finds. The Body Shop’s first shop opened here in 1976. Not so much a conservation area, more a conversation area! Shops made with love. Paradise to mooch and snoop.

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KEMP TOWN Stroll up St James’s Street to Kemp Town Village – ﬁnd shops, eateries and more.

It’s the Christmas edition of BN1, and guess what? We’ve got some thrilling gift ideas to get you all excited over. Because, of course, what’s Christmas without a guide!?

Arundel Wetland Centre Gift Card Give a gift with a difference and know you’re supporting WWT Arundel Wetland Centre in their vital work to create a world where healthy wetland nature thrives and enriches lives. Their gift cards are plastic free and are redeemable in person in the WWT shop, the Water’s Edge cafe and on admission products. Choose a denomination from £0 - £250. Purchase at Arundel Wetland Centre or online. View Website: www.wwt.org.uk/wetlandcentres/arundel

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The ultimate dog’s day out with their family at Goodwood 18 & 19 May 2024

A dog event like no other. You’ll find world-class competitions from top canine athletes; wellness workshops; talks from key behavioural and veterinary experts; free-of-charge activities that you can take part in with your dog; Field & Trail demonstrations plus treats and plenty of play. www.goodwood.com/goodwoof Tickets: Eary bird tickets now available. Adults £30. Young people (13-21yrs) go half price. Children (12yrs and under) go free. Dogs go free too! Unlike other dog events, all activities are included within the price of your ticket

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Gifts

Wiston Estate Gift Voucher

Delicious, award-winning and locally produced wine for Christmas from Wiston. Open for wine tours and dining at Chalk (listed in The Good Food and Michelin Guides).

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Wiston Estate is just North of Worthing – “come and visit us to discover this beautiful area of the South Downs. Our wines are made here in the heart of the National Park and celebrate the best of Sussex’s produce. Why not go big and treat yourselves to a magnum for a real celebration this year? Our Brut NV Magnum is simply a splendid addition to any Christmas spread – a mouth-watering combination of baked apples, spice, bright grapefruits, a touch of toasty, biscuity notes and a creamy finish. The perfect partner to canapés or Christmas lunch – a magnum elevates any occasion and looks fabulous on your table! You can pop into our cellar door shop and have a taste, a wine tour or a meal at Chalk – open Wednesday to Sunday 10am – 4pm. Or you can order wine online for delivery to your door. Free delivery for orders over £95.00”. Gift vouchers available at: www.wistonestate.com

AQUILA JEWELLERY

AGONDA - GOLD TRIO DROP EARRINGS £65

UBUD - SILVER DETAILED PENDANT £75.00

Aquila is a collection of travel-inspired handmade jewellery, crafted using recycled silver and gold and inspired by age-old Indonesian artisan techniques. A small business, born out of passion for travel, jewellery and traditional silversmithing. They use 100% recycled silver and gold (no mining!). Handmade using traditional techniques from around the world supporting small artisan makers. Each piece has a travel story and is inspired by a different place or city in the world. Kraft Packaging - no plastic and UK designed. W: aquilajewellery.com IG: aquila.jewellery 11 Dukes Lane | Brighton | BN1 1BG

BRIGHTON - BOHO STERLING SILVER GOLD RING £130.00

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Brighton & Hove Albion 2024 Calendar shop.brightonandhovealbion.com The official 2024 calendar, featuring players from both men’s and women’s teams. Shop for this and all your other Brighton & Hove Albion gifts online or in their shops!

Christmas at Petworth House

This novelty group of mice offers a unique twist on your traditional nativity scene. In this set you will receive the Mary, Joseph, Jesus, an angel, a shepherd and a sheep. All items have been hand made from wool and felt. reat as a gift this season. Items can be bought in the gift shop or from www.shop.nationaltrust.org.uk

This colourful and vibrant wreath has been lovingly upcycled using waste fabric from pre loved saris. Produced by a social initiative in India that provides training opportunities to underprivileged women, every purchase helps to empower these women with new tailoring skills to transform their lives. Each piece will be truly unique. The perfect warm welcome to any home.

Wool Mouse Nativity Set £28.00 Pri Pri Recycled Sari Wreath £30.00

Sponsor a Raystede animal - the perfect Christmas gift for any animal lover

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Raystede is your local animal welfare charity that rescues, rehomes and provides sanctuary for many animals, including horses, ponies, donkeys, dogs, cats, rabbits, goats, alpacas, hens and exotic birds. Sponsoring a Raystede animal helps to fund their care and give them a happy life.

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Updates on their sponsored animals Personalised certificate Invites to exclusive sponsor tours and a chance to meet the animals Raystede magazine

Find out more about sponsoring Purdie, Dot or one of the other Raystede animals from just £5 per month.

Dot is a miniature donkey who came to Raystede when her owner passed away.

Purdie is a 27-year-old Falabella X mare with a clubbed foot and sickle hocks.

www.raystede.org/sponsor Last date for Christmas gift sponsorship, Tuesday 12 Dec 2023.

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Shop Highweald Wine and Tours Nestled in the pristine medieval landscape of the High Weald, among West Sussex’s rolling, wooded hills, lies Highweald Wine, one of England’s finest sparkling wine estates. Our award-winning wines are made with skill and care from vines grown on the area’s ancient clay and sandstone soils. Soils that have been prized for generations for their ability to sustain farmland and wildlife, and which now gift us with opulent wines that are satisfyingly complex and easy to enjoy. This landscape is so special that it’s been awarded the protected status of ‘Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty’, and we are proud to be its custodians. We provide dedicated habitats for birds, bats and insects, and farm our land sustainably in order to preserve and enhance it for future generations. Our dynamic team, led by Robin Langton, takes great care over the creation of our wines, ensuring the perfect balance between traditional methods, modern technologies and expert instinct, resulting in beautiful wines which speak of their origins and are a joy to taste.

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Langham Brewery Festive Gifts For Beer Lovers.

Langham Brewery offers delicious, award-winning beers, and craft beer gift packs, as well as brewery tour vouchers - learn how the brews are crafted, with plenty of samples to try. Brewery merchandise is another popular choice: Tshirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, beanies and caps, as well as glassware, growlers and bar runners. Their ‘Brewer For The Day’ voucher could be the ultimate gift, as it allows the bearer to be an honorary member of the Langham team for a day, gaining hands-on experience in the brew house. Lunch in the Taproom is included, as is a Langham Tshirt and a Langham branded glass. They then pop back 2 weeks later to collect a mini-keg of the beer they brewed. The brewery taproom offers friendly, welcoming service and is the perfect destination experience; ideal for a festive constitutionals - walkers, cyclists, hikers and their canine companions are all warmly welcomed. It’s also easy to visit by car, as there are plenty of free parking spaces at this wonderful ‘Brewery In A Barn’. The Brewery and Taproom are open on 27th, 28th, 29th & 30th December please check the website for full details. Langham Microbrewery is in the South Downs National Park, near Petworth. www.langhambrewery.co.uk

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CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS

By Freya O’Malley Interior Designer Studio FLO

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During the holiday season, there are various types of Christmas shoppers. There are those who eagerly wait for the January sales to prepare for the next Christmas, the slow and steady shoppers who find the perfect gifts throughout the year, and of course, there are last-minute shoppers like myself who refuse to acknowledge Christmas until Dec 1st. If you’re in the same boat as me and haven’t started your festive purchases yet, don’t worry! This Christmas gift guide is here to provide you

with some inspiration so you can give beautiful presents to your loved ones this year. I’ve included a range of items to suit different budgets, from cozy winter socks to luxurious extra-large cashmere blankets. Whether you’re shopping for keen chefs, interior enthusiasts or budding mixologists, there’s something for everyone. Wishing you good luck in your Christmas shopping!

Glass Lines Ornaments Red Brown Set of 4. - £19 Heals.com

Tokyo, Athens, Miami Stokholm pens. - £5 each notjustashop.arts.ac.uk

Honey Alpaca Bed Socks £18.75 pigletinbed.com

Santal Incense Cones £22 Studio9living.co.uk

6 UAL x Tate Christmas Cards by Really Big Chimp. - £6 notjustashop.arts.ac.uk

Sur La Table Water Jug £25 Puretabletop.com

COLORI®+ PARING KNIFE LEOPARD. - £11.95 kuhnrikon.co.uk

Double Dutch Party Box £19.99 Doubledutchdrinks.com

Havaianas Slim Plush £42 havaianas-store.com

Living in colour: Colour in contemporary interior design £29.95 Phaidon.com

Nio Cocktails – Christmas Dinner Box. - £39 niococktails.co.uk

Hogla Black Shopper £95 Studio9living.co.uk

Base Champagne Coupes £76 (4 Pack) studio9living.co.uk

Herringbone Wool Throw £80 houseofbruar.com

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Rose Sequin Clutch Bag and Purse From £40 Studio9living.co.uk

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Laica Sparking Water Maker £79.99 Amazon.co.uk

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OVER £100

100% Cashmere Blanket £210 studio9living.co.uk

Ships Decanter £160 Emglass.co.uk

‘Flavia’ Original painting. Gouache and pencil by Louise Sheeran £200 www.coq-a-l-ane.co

The Resting Jag Pyjama Set £175 desmondanddempsey.com

A FESTIVE MESSAGE FROM THE TREASON SHOW The Treason Show’s head honcho Mark Brailsford previews That Was The Year That Was ‘23.

So how was it for you? 2023 that is. We here at Treason Towers are assembling our traditional festive ‘Best-of’ edition which is effectively a review of the year mixed with the best sketches and parodies from a years’ worth of Treason Show’s. As you can imagine, it’s quite a task for the writing team (over 30 strong at the last count) as we huddle in our garrets cobbling together our satirical take on the topical shenanigans of 2023. At this rate, we’ll need three separate editions to cover it all, blessed as we are with such a rich menu or venality, corruption and incompetence in the corridors of power. Add to the mix the conflagration that is the 24 hours news-based binfest of celebrity, politics and (anti) social media you could go as far as to call 2023 ‘batshit crazy’ to coin a phrase from the never knowingly misnamed, James Cleverly MP.

recent past, the return of Lord Cameron of Porkington Norton (or whatever made up title they’ve bestowed on ‘Ding Dong’ Dave) to the cabinet.

The main conclusion we reached at this stage of proceedings was that as ever, we couldn’t move for what Harold Macmillan, on the cusp of being thrown out of office in 1963, said were ‘events, dear boy, events’. Oh boy, have we had some ‘events’ this year. Let’s begin with the inevitable clusterfudge of the state of our politics. This Brexit-infected, septic isle adrift in the shallows of sanity on a seabed of festering sewage courtesy of Ms Therese ‘Nelly the Effluent’ Coffey and the water companies, ruled by yet another unelected prime minister who only got the gig because his predecessor didn’t outlast the shelf life of a lettuce. How did it all come to this?

No round up of the year is complete here at Treason Towers without nominating our Rear of the Year. No, not the celeb with the nicest bottom which is not de rigueur these days. We mean the actual rear of the year as in a complete arse. The nominations are: Suella Braverman for presumptively claiming to speak for the nation; Farage for well… being Farage; Liz Truss for having the self awareness of a leafy comestible; Russell Brand, Laura Kuenssberg and Elon Musk. Whilst all would be worthy Rear’s of the Year, the winner by a short goose-step is Cruella Barverman for making Enoch Powell look like Martin Luther King.

Some would say bread and circuses are to blame for our lack of outrage, the ancient Roman adage that explains why the French riot at the drop of a beret, whilst we apathetic Brits huddle in our damp overpriced hovels bingeing on ‘Strictly and sneaking a peek at that jungle show in the hope that Farage is force-fed the leftover bottom parts of an ostrich. The fall of Rome may not have happened if the Coliseum had Ant or Dec. (Yes, we still can’t tell you which one is which).

Finally, if the same political clown-car charabanc is still rolling this time next year I fully expect to compose my end-of-year round-up ensconced in a backwards facing jacket in the corner of a white bouncy room. Watch this space or better still come and see The Treason Show’s: That Was The Year That Was at Ironworks, Brighton 27-29 Dec and NYE at Ropetackle, Shoreham. So, here’s to the passing of the old and the bringing of the new-ish in the hope that “things can only get better”. Now where have we heard that before?

Most of us can’t wait to see the back of 2023, except perhaps fans of Brighton and Hove Albion under love-God Roberto de Zerbi who are thrillingly playing in Europe for the first time ever. 2024 is looking increasingly like it may be a bit more retro, with the return of the mullet hair ‘do, Uggs and that throwback to the more

There are other portents of a return to the past such as a new look New Labour with a Blairite figurehead who makes the aforesaid Macmillan look like a dangerous lefty. The Lib Dems hope someone will finally recognise their leader in public and in Brighton Pavilion we bid a sad farewell to a brilliant MP in Caroline Lucas. Up against her hopeful successor, Sian Berry and vying to be Labour’s candidate at the next election is a brilliant campaigner and Mercury prize winning musician Tom Gray and a certain Crystal Palace supporting comedian. (NB: Love Eddie/Suzy, but a Palace fan as Brighton MP? No thank you.) If not Sian, Tom would make a fine MP.

To book tickets and more information, head to: www.treasonshow.co.uk Sponsored by Dental Build Ltd. (Warning: May Contain Satire!)

CREATING THE PERFECT FESTIVE TABLE By Freya O’Malley Interior Designer Studio FLO

‘Tis the season to start thinking about decorating your home for the holidays. Whether you’re someone who decorates early or waits until the last minute, there’s something special about creating a beautiful table scape for your loved ones to enjoy on Christmas Day. With so much time spent cooking, laughing, and indulging, why not invest some time into making your table shine this year? It’s an opportunity to let your creativity rule and put a personal stamp on your Christmas table.

Choosing a Theme:

Start by selecting a theme that resonates with you. There are no rules here, so feel free to go beyond the traditional Christmas themes. You could base your designs on your favourite colour palette, create a mini winter wonderland, or even incorporate natural elements like foliage. Having a theme will provide a cohesive look to your festive table.

Centrepiece:

The centrepiece is the focal point of your table scape. Get creative by combining various elements like fresh greenery, dried foliage, ornaments, and candles. You can place berry stems or branches in a vase and hang decorations from them to create a striking centrepiece. Arrange them consciously, considering different heights and textures. Whether you choose a vase with fresh flowers or a garland running down the centre, adding natural elements is a great way to bring in festive colours and textures. Don’t forget to add twinkling lights by incorporating some well-placed candles. Lastly, If you’re the one doing most of the cooking, make sure it’s somewhere you can sit back, relax, and enjoy your favourite Christmas drink. Pour a glass, take a deep breath, and embrace the joy of the season. Merry Christmas!

Foraging for Decorations:

Take the opportunity to get outside and forage for natural decorations. Pine cones, berries, mistletoe, and other autumnal materials can add a unique touch to your table. We’ll come back to how to use these elements later.

Stellar Cast Dutch Oven £199 Stellar.co.uk

Homemade Touches:

If there are children in the house get them involved in making decorations for the table. Adding homemade elements can make your table feel even more personal. From hand-drawn place settings to napkin rings, it’s a fun Christmas crafting exercise for all ages.

Crackers:

Crackers are the ultimate Christmas table accessory. Nowadays, you can find a wide range of cracker fillings, so plan in advance and choose ones that your guests will enjoy. From pre-mixed cocktails to scented candles, traditional toys to way out there treats, there are plenty of gift options available. Alternatively, you can buy empty cracker casings and fill them with something of your choice.

Linens and Tableware:

The linens and tableware serve as the backdrop for your table scape. Opt for plain textured linen tablecloths or runners to create a blank canvas for your decorations. If you’re going heavy on the decs, it’s best to avoid patterns here. Make sure to leave enough space on the table for the main course and all the sides. To reserve enough space, place your serving platters and bowls on the table as you’re dressing it. 56 BN1 MAGAZINE

Panettone £28 freightstore.co.uk

Travertine Wine Cooler £137.50 Studio9living.co.uk

Gifts

Six Reusable Crackers & Drinks Distilled Bundle - Spirit of Christmas £90 kaneo.co.uk

Feast Cutlery From £54 Studio9living.co.uk

1960s Brutalist Bronze Candle Holder by Michael Harjes £420 Studio9living.co.uk

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Chinaware Candlesticks with a Cast Holder £75.00 freightstore.co.uk

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The internet's obsession with Sunset Lamps Commonly known as the Sunset Lamp, this circular projection of light has gained traction over the past year across all social media. There seems to be no slowing down on the trend and now that we are in October, winter is slowly creeping in and this lamp works as a nice substitute for the real thing. This projector lamp is a lot more impactful than your average lamp as you can position it as close or as far from the wall to decide how big you want the projection to be. Sunset lamps can also create a calming atmosphere, this is a good way to appease the fast-paced modern society we live in. It's also very affordable. Someone looking for a housewarming gift, a new student looking for renter friendly decor or if you just want a cheap pick me up in these colder months, then this lamp could be for you.

What actually is it and how does it work? Sunset projection lamps normally produce a wide range of colour washes on the wall. The most popular colours are a golden, yellowy, red pink hue similar to a tropical sunset, hence the name. The lamps emit a circle of light that is diffused by a transparent cover, that creates the ever so eye-pleasing gradient effect. Sunset lamps come in all different sizes, think mini projectors, desk lamps or free standing floor lamps and the majority are dimmable to tailor your mood to the lighting. Usually the lamps use LED bulbs and can be plugged straight into the mains or some are rechargeable by a USB port. The movement with most Sunset lamps means you can position the light wherever you want in the room, with most lamps having 360 degrees of rotation.

Health benefits? Sunset projector lamps are handy little devices that can fill your home with that golden hour glow, day or night. Sleep experts suggest that these lamps could be helpful for keeping your circadian rhythm in check and boosting your mood, but don't expect them to have much effect on Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) or your sleep. It's better to invest in a light therapy lamp, here's an affordable suggestion for those looking: www.amazon.co.uk/Easysleep-Adjustable-Brightness-Function-Placement

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Best Picks The most affordable projectors are unsurprisingly either miniature or desktop size and so it can be easy to manoeuvre from place to place. Therefore why not play around with it and create a spa-like bathroom with one of these lamps? Or hop onto the neon decor trend? The neon aesthetic is all about embracing fluorescent lighting and colours to create a big impact in a room, sometimes this is too much for the whole house but perfect for small spaces. Sunset projector lamps are versatile, using it outside creates a holiday vibe backdrop for a BBQ or evening drinks. Equally it would work well for a party or a photography shoot to add some extra colour and playfulness. Whatever you want to use it for I have your options covered, I have a few examples with great reviews and different styles to appeal to an array of interior tastes. Small www.amazon.co.uk/KAVAVO-Projector

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Wall hanging lamp

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Floor lamp

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Gluten Free Treats

Gluten-Free Cream Filled Almond Macarons

Almond macarons are a delightful treat that are naturally gluten-free, making them a perfect choice for those with dietary restrictions or anyone who loves the rich, nutty flavour of almonds. These cookies are light and chewy, with a delicate sweetness that makes them a hit at any gathering, especially during the holiday season. Here’s a simple recipe for gluten-free almond macaroons:

INGREDIENTS: • • • • • • • • • •

2 cups almond flour 1 cup granulated sugar 3 large egg whites 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon almond extract Powdered sugar, for dusting (optional) Additional Ingredients for Filling: 1/2 cup heavy cream 1/4 cup powdered sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

INSTRUCTIONS FOR FILLING:

Whip the Cream: In a mixing bowl, whip the heavy cream until it starts to thicken. Add Sugar and Vanilla: Add the powdered sugar and vanilla extract to the whipped cream and continue to whip until the mixture forms stiff peaks. Chill: Chill the whipped cream filling in the refrigerator while the macaroons bake and cool.

ASSEMBLING THE MACARONS: 1. 2.

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Preheat Oven & Prepare Baking Sheet: Preheat your oven to 325°F

(165°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. Mix Dry Ingredients: In a medium bowl, combine the almond flour and granulated sugar. Whip Egg Whites: In a separate bowl, beat the egg whites and salt with an electric mixer until stiff peaks form. Add the almond extract and mix gently. Combine Ingredients: Gently fold the egg whites into the almond flour mixture until just combined. Be careful not to overmix, as this can deflate the egg whites. Form Cookies: Using a spoon or a small cookie scoop, drop rounded tablespoons of the mixture onto the prepared baking sheet. Space them about an inch apart, as they will spread a little. Bake: Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the macarons are golden and firm to the touch. Cool & Dust: Allow the macarons to cool on the baking sheet for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely. Once cooled, dust with powdered sugar if desired.

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Bake Macarons: Follow the above to bake the almond macaroons Cool: Allow the macarons to cool completely after baking.

Once cooled, match the macaroons in pairs of similar size and shape. Spread or pipe a small amount of the cream filling onto the flat side of one macaron, then gently press the flat side of its pair against the filling to create a sandwich. Serve or Store: Serve immediately or store in the refrigerator until ready to serve.

This recipe yields about 2 dozen macarons, but you can easily scale it up for larger gatherings. These macarons are delicious on their own, but they can also be paired with coffee or tea for a delightful dessert experience. Enjoy your baking!

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Gluten Free Castagnaccio

Here's a traditional recipe to make Castagnaccio, a classic Italian gluten-free (fudgy) cake made with chestnut flour: INGREDIENTS: • • • • • • • •

Chestnut flour: 2 cups Water: 1½ cups Extra virgin olive oil: 3 tablespoons plus extra for greasing Sugar: 2 tablespoons (optional, as traditional recipes often don't include sugar) Pine nuts: ⅓ cup Raisins: ⅓ cup (optional, soaked in warm water for 30 minutes then drained) Rosemary: a few sprigs A pinch of salt

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Preheat Oven and Prepare Pan: Preheat your oven to 180°C (350°F). Grease a round baking pan (about 9 inches) with a little olive oil. Make the Batter: In a large bowl, sift the chestnut flour. Gradually add water while whisking to prevent lumps, until you get a smooth, pourable batter. Add 3 tablespoons of olive oil, sugar (if using), and a pinch of salt. Stir well. Add Fruits and Nuts: If you're using raisins, make sure they are well drained and then stir them into the batter. Pour the batter into the prepared pan. Sprinkle the top evenly with pine nuts and rosemary leaves. Bake the Cake: Place in the oven and bake for about 30-35 minutes. The castagnaccio is ready when the surface is cracked and the edges have pulled away from the sides of the pan. Cool and Serve: Allow the cake to cool in the pan. Serve it at room temperature. Drizzle a little more olive oil over each slice if desired. Texture: Castagnaccio is dense and not very sweet, with a unique texture from the chestnut flour. Variations: Some variations include adding chopped walnuts, dried figs, or a bit of orange zest. Serving: It's traditionally served with ricotta cheese or a sweet wine. Enjoy your traditional Italian Castagnaccio!

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VEGAN Christmas Here’s a festive and delicious vegan nut roast recipe perfect for a Christmas celebration:

INGREDIENTS: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Mixed nuts (almonds, walnuts, hazelnuts): 1 cup, roughly chopped Brown lentils: 1 cup, cooked and drained Olive oil: 2 tablespoons, plus extra for greasing Onion: 1 large, finely chopped Garlic: 2 cloves, minced Carrot: 1 large, grated Celery stalks: 2, finely chopped Fresh thyme: 1 tablespoon, chopped Fresh sage: 1 tablespoon, chopped Bread crumbs: 1 cup (use gluten-free if preferred) Vegetable stock: ½ cup Tomato paste: 1 tablespoon Soy sauce: 1 tablespoon Ground flaxseed: 2 tablespoons mixed with 6 tablespoons water Salt and pepper to taste Optional: dried cranberries or apricots for a sweet twist Instructions: Preheat Oven and Prepare Loaf Pan: Preheat your oven to 180°C (350°F). Grease a loaf pan and line it with parchment paper.

Cook Vegetables: In a large skillet, heat olive oil over medium heat. Add the onion, garlic, carrot, and celery. Cook until they are soft, about 5-7 minutes. Stir in the thyme and sage. Mix Ingredients: In a large bowl, combine the cooked lentils, chopped nuts, bread crumbs, cooked vegetable mixture, vegetable stock, tomato paste, soy sauce, and flaxseed mixture. Season with salt and pepper. Mix well until everything is evenly combined. If you like, stir in some dried cranberries or apricots. Prepare the Roast: Transfer the mixture to the prepared loaf pan, pressing down to ensure it’s packed tightly. Bake: Cover with foil and bake in the preheated oven for about 40 minutes. Then remove the foil and bake for an additional 10-15 minutes or until the top is firm and slightly crusty.

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Cool and Serve: Let the nut roast cool in the pan for about 10 minutes, then gently turn it out onto a serving dish. Slice and serve.

SERVING SUGGESTIONS:

Serve with vegan gravy, cranberry sauce, and a selection of roasted vegetables. Leftovers are great in sandwiches or salads. Enjoy your festive and flavorsome vegan Christmas nut roast!

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Vegan mince pies Creating vegan Christmas mince pies is a delightful way to celebrate the holiday season with a plant-based twist. These pies, traditionally filled with a mixture of fruits and spices, can be easily adapted to vegan diets without compromising on the rich, festive flavours. Here are a couple of vegan recipes for Christmas mince pies, each offering a unique take on this classic holiday treat.

Classic Vegan Mince Pies INGREDIENTS: • • • • • • • • • • • • •

For the Mince Filling: 1 cup mixed dried fruit (raisins, sultanas, currants) 1 small cooking apple, finely diced Zest and juice of 1 orange 1 tsp mixed spice (cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice) 2 tbsp brandy or orange juice (for alcohol-free version) 2 tbsp maple syrup or agave nectar 1/4 cup chopped nuts (almonds or walnuts) For the Pastry: 2 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 cup solid coconut oil or vegan butter 1/4 cup cold water Pinch of salt

INSTRUCTIONS: Prepare the Mince Filling: In a bowl, combine all the ingredients for the mince filling. Let it sit for a few hours or overnight to allow the flavors to meld. Make the Pastry: Mix flour and salt in a large bowl. Add solid coconut oil or vegan butter and rub into the flour using your fingers until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs. Gradually add cold water and mix until a dough forms. Wrap in cling film and chill in the fridge for 30 minutes. Assemble and Bake: Preheat the oven to 180°C (350°F). Roll out the pastry on a floured surface and cut into circles to fit your pie tins. Fill each pastry base with the mince filling. Roll out the remaining pastry and cut out lids or shapes to top your pies. Brush the tops with a little almond milk or agave nectar for glazing. Bake for 20-25 minutes until golden.

Gluten-Free and Vegan Mince Pies INGREDIENTS: • • • • •

For the Gluten-Free Pastry: 2 cups gluten-free flour blend 1/2 cup vegan butter or coconut oil 1/4 cup cold water Pinch of salt

For the Filling: Use the same filling as in recipe 1.

INSTRUCTIONS: Prepare the Filling: Follow the same steps as in recipe 1 for preparing the mince filling. Make the Gluten-Free Pastry: Combine gluten-free flour and salt in a bowl. Add vegan butter or coconut oil and mix until crumbly. Slowly add water to form a dough. Chill in the fridge as in the previous recipe Assemble and Bake: Follow the same assembly and baking instructions as the recipe on the left. These vegan Christmas mince pies are a festive and inclusive addition to your holiday table, ensuring everyone can enjoy the seasonal cheer regardless of dietary preferences. Enjoy baking and happy holidays!

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TV GUIDE SLOW HORSES FRI 1 DEC APPLE TV+

The slightly rubbish spies at Slough House back to take on the missions nobody else wants. This darkly funny espionage drama follows a team of British intelligence agents who’ve made careerending mistakes and been consigned to the dumping ground department of MI5. Led by their brilliant but irascible leader, the notorious Jackson Lamb (Academy Award winner Gary Oldman), they try their best to defend the realm against sinister forces. This season sees a romantic liaison in Istanbul exposes a long-buried secret. When Lamb and his misfits are dragged into the fight, they become embroiled in a conspiracy which threatens the future of the entire security service.

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DOCTOR WHO

THE SERIAL KILLER’S WIFE

It’s London in the 1800s, where Iris paints dolls for a living and dreams of becoming an artist. Silas is a taxidermist who hopes to find an item so unique he will be catapulted to fame. Louis is a member of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, still searching for his next muse.

It’s an early Christmas present, as everyone’s favourite time-travelling space wizard get a set of special episodes. This month continues with The Wild Blue Yonder and The Giggle, as two much loved characters continue an impactful excursion before the new Doctor is revealed.

In a city humming with anticipation for the Great Exhibition, these three worlds collide. Iris is offered an opportunity to start a new life, but she must sacrifice her reputation and launch into the unknown. She finds herself challenging patriarchal beliefs, exploring her sexuality, and experiencing the things she only dreamed of. But soon a story of dark obsession begins to unfold.

David Tennant and Catherine Tate are reprising their roles as the 14th Doctor and Donna Noble, in a set of episodes which will be unlike anything you’ve seen before. It’s the show’s 60th anniversary, and Russell T Davies is returning as the Doctor Who showrunner, bringing with him the promise of huge set-pieces, old foes and plenty of surprises.

The murder of a local young woman sends ripples of shock and gossip through an idyllic community. When respected village doctor, Tom Fairchild, is arrested, all prying eyes turn on him and his wife, Beth. Her background is very different from those of the affluent community, and she is determined to protect her family and their reputation above everything.

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When Tom is exonerated, Beth uncovers proof of her his double life and dark sexual proclivities, forcing her to re-examine everything she knew about her husband. As Beth peels away the layers of her perfect life, she is forced to confront disturbing questions about herself and her marriage.

FINESTKIND SAT 16 DEC

Two brothers (Ben Foster & Toby Wallace) were raised in very different worlds, until one fateful summer sees them reunited as adults over a fateful summer. Set against the backdrop of commercial fishing, the story takes on primal stakes when desperate circumstances force the brothers to strike a deal with a violent Boston crime gang. Things become even more complicated when a young woman (Jenna Ortega) finds herself caught perilously in the middle of everything. Soon, sacrifices must be made, as the bonds formed between brothers, friends, lovers and a father (Tommy Lee Jones) and his son are all put to the ultimate test.

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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WEDS 20 DEC DISNEY+

There’s trouble up on Olympus, as the first of Rick Riordan’s much-loved books gets an actionpacked small-screen adaptation. Our titular teen (played by The Adam Project’s Walker Scobell) is in trouble, after being accused of stealing Zeus’s lightning bolt. He’s dispatched to Camp Half-Blood, where he hones some formidable skills and discovers his own place in the world. But, it’s not long before he’s tasked with retrieving the missing bolt. Grabbing his two new pals, Athena’s daughter Annabeth Chase (Leah Sava Jeffries) and satyr Grover Underwood (Aryan Simhadri), he sets off on a mission to prevent a war amongst the gods.

THE WINTER KING THURS 21 DEC ITVX

Based upon Bernard Cornwell’s novel trilogy, The Warlord Chronicles, we get a gritty and uncompromising look at the story of King Arthur. Iain De Caestecker (Agents Of SHIELD, The Control Room) plays the ancient legend, who finds himself in charge of an unstable kingdom at a time of incredible turmoil. There are serious threats on all sides. Not only are his people fighting amongst themselves, but the might of the Saxons also threatens to invade from the east. The only thing which can save his nation is everyone unifying to defend their homeland. But is Arthur capable of holding on to such a fragile alliance?

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Sisters Lori and Erin embark on the holiday of a lifetime in Fiji. After a huge fight, Erin doesn’t board the flight to their resort which never arrives at its destination. Months later, with no plane or survivors having been found, Lori’s credit card is suddenly used in a corner shop in a remote village in Fiji. Erin then recognises the plane’s pilot on CCTV footage. She sets out on a journey to find him and discover the mystery of what happened to her sister. Action jumps between the two sisters’ perspectives, as Erin undertakes a perilous mission to uncover the truth, while Lori and her fellow castaways struggle to survive.

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FILM RENAISSANCE: A FILM BY BEYONCÉ FRI 1 DEC

Step into the world of an icon with “Renaissance: A Film By Beyoncé.” This film offers an exclusive, intimate glimpse into the life of one of the globe’s most celebrated artists. Captured during the epic Renaissance World Tour, which spanned from Sweden to Missouri from May to October 2023, the film celebrates Beyoncé’s artistic journey following her critically lauded 2022 album, “Renaissance.” Experience a rare, behind-the-scenes look at the tour that captivated millions, showcasing the talent, passion, and artistry of a true musical legend.

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THE THREE MUSKETEERS: MILADY WEDS 13 DEC

GODZILLA MINUS ONE

A much-loved children’s character gets resurrected for an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza. Timothée Chalamet stars as the titular chocolate factory owner, taking us on a journey through his earlier life before everything was given away.

Alexandre Dumas’ timeless tale, “The Three Musketeers,” returns to the silver screen with a captivating twist in “The Three Musketeers: Milady.” This thrilling period action movie brings back the stars of the beloved “Three Musketeers: D’Artagnan,” including François Civil as D’Artagnan and Vincent Cassel as Athos.

The 37th installment of the Godzilla saga, “Godzilla Minus One,” brings the iconic Kaiju franchise back to its origins. Produced by Toho, the original Godzilla studio, this 33rd film in the series is set in post-war Japan, grappling with the aftermath of the atomic bomb.

FRI 8 DEC

Serving as a spiritual prequel to 1971’s Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, it also stars Olivia Colman, Hugh Grant and Sally Hawkins. This intoxicating mix of magic, music, mayhem and emotion is told with fabulous heart and humour, creating an irresistibly vivid and inventive big screen spectacle will introduce audiences to one of Roald Dahl’s most iconic stories and show that the best things in life begin with a simple dream.

Joined by Pio Marmaï as Porthos and Romain Duris as Aramis, the ensemble is complete with the enchantingly unpredictable Eva Green as the titular Milady. Dive into a world of adventure, camaraderie, and intrigue as this classic story is reimagined for a new generation.

FRI 15 DEC

The narrative takes a thrilling turn as the colossal Godzilla emerges from the ruins, unleashing chaos and reminding us why this creature remains a cinematic titan. Witness a blend of historical drama and monster movie magic in this latest chapter of the Godzilla legacy.

AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM WEDS 20 DEC

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Director James Wan returns to the final instalment of the DC Expanded Universe. Starring Jason Momoa as the awesomely-powered undersea monarch, along with Patrick Wilson, Amber Heard, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and Nicole Kidman, we find a familiar threat is rearing it’s head once more.

Taika Waititi and Michael Fassbender team up for “Next Goal Wins,” a heartwarming underdog sports comedy. Inspired by the documentary of the same name, this film tells the uplifting story of the American Samoa soccer team’s struggle and triumph. Fassbender stars as Thomas von Rongen, the unorthodox Dutch captain who leads this underachieving team to an unexpected victory.

In “Ferrari,” director Michael Mann and actor Adam Driver join forces to tell the gripping true story of legendary car designer Enzo Ferrari. Witness a portrayal of resilience and passion as Enzo, played by Driver, channels his grief over personal tragedy and business turmoil into the high-stakes world of racing.

Having failed to defeat Aquaman the first time, Black Manta still seeks to avenge his father’s death. This time he’s wielding the power of the Black Trident, a mythical weapon which unleashes an ancient and malevolent force. Aquaman must forge an unlikely alliance and set aside some uncomfortable differences. But can he and his brother save their family, the underwater kingdom and the entire world?! Probably. 66 BN1 MAGAZINE

TUES 26 DEC

Expect laughs, inspiration, and an endearing exploration of the human spirit in this feel-good sports tale.

TUES 26 DEC

Set against the backdrop of the 1957 Mille Miglia race, this film is not just about cars and speed; it’s a poignant exploration of a man pushing his limits in the face of adversity. Prepare for a cinematic journey that combines emotion, history, and the thrill of racing.

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LIGHTING THE DARK 14 DECEMBER

FIGS IN WIGS

ASTROLOGY BINGO WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

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16 DECEMBER

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AGE 5+ PRANCER THE DANCER

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Christmas Markets 3rd & 10th December

Sustainable Christmas Saturday Try festive herbal remedies, Christmas clothes swap or fermentation, 9th December

The Brighton Lights Brighton’s first light show, 15th-23rd December

Christmas wreath workshops £50, various dates available

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