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AZ Weekly Entertainment Magazine Volume 7, Issue 4 January 22nd, 2014 Brian Muir Publisher brian.muir@azweeklymagazine.com Kevin Kelley Art Director kevin.kelley@azweeklymagazine.com Jeff Haugen Editor jeff.haugen@azweeklymagazine.com Tami Kelley Office Manager tami.kelley@azweeklymagazine.com FILM! writers Stan Robinson • Randy Montgomery Joseph Airdo LIVE! Music Writer Kim Naugle kim.naugle@azweeklymagazine.com SALES STAFF Chey Tor (602) 487-3975 chey.tor@azweeklymagazine.com Sheree Kamenetsky (480) 235-2114 ShereeK@azweeklymagazine.com PHOTOGRAPHER Tavit Daniel Tavit.Daniel@gmail.com TavitsPhotography.com CONTRIBUTING WRITERS

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Rigo Entertainment presents Latino comedian, actor, writer, producer Paul Rodriguez at 8:30 p.m. on Friday, March 7 at the historic Celebrity Theatre. “50 Shades of Brown” would be Paul Rodriguez’s take on the popular best-selling novel by E. L. James. His multi-faceted career includes starring roles and featured appearances in over 45 films and countless television series and comedy specials. Voted one of the most influential Hispanics in America and awarded the Ruben Salazar Award by The National Council of La Raza (NCLR), the largest national Hispanic civil rights and advocacy organization in the United States, Rodriguez has remained a constant force in his community and the world of comedy throughout his career. Rodriguez’s first big break came while doing comedy warm-ups for Norman Lear’s 1982 show “Gloria” starring Sally Struthers. Lear was so impressed, he wrote and developed a weekly series for Rodriguez entitled “a.k.a. Pablo,” which is enshrined at the Smithsonian and holds the distinct honor for being thefirst television show about a Mexican American family on mainstream American television.

CASINO ARIZONA KICKS OFF FEBRUARY WITH THE MUSIC OF LED ZEPPELIN, AEROSMITH AND BON JOVI February 7th thru March 1st at 7:30 pm Tickets on Sale Now! Casino Arizona welcomes three top-tier tribute acts to the Showroom stage this February. The property is getting the party started on Feb 7-8 with Led ZepAgain, a tribute to Led Zeppelin. The musicians are known for their electrifying performances and ability to recreate the sound of the original band. Come see the dynamic concert firsthand when Led ZepAgain plays rock classics including “Stairway to Heaven,” “Immigrant Song” and “Whole Lotta Love.” Fans will be cryin’ tears of joy on Feb. 21-22 when Aerosmith tribute band, Aeromyth takes on the group’s radio staples. From the wide vocal range to the animated onstage persona, the Aeromyth frontman channels the essence of Steven Tyler perfectly. Rock out to power anthems such as “Walk This Way” and “Dude Looks Like a

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STAND-UP COMEDIAN LARRY THE CABLE GUY LIVE February 1st at 8pm Talking Stick Resort Talking Stick Resort will be the ultimate place for laughter on Feb. 1 at 8pm when Larry the Cable Guy performs. Born Daniel Lawrence Whitney, the actor and comedian catapulted to fame when he

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The Greatest Show on Grass, a.k.a. the Waste Management Phoenix Open, returns to TPC Scottsdale January 27 through February 2, 2014. 2013 Tournament Champion Phil Mickelson is back to defend his title after an exciting week where an incredible 20 tournament records were either tied or broken. Mickelson broke four records himself and tied eight others, including joining Arnold Palmer, Gene Littler and Mark Calcavecchia as three-time tournament champions. Mickelson’s remarkable 28-under par total also helped the field break the lowest scoring average record three times during the week – round 1 (69.015), round 4 (68.527) and the overall cumulative scoring average of (68.954). It all started during round one when Mickelson narrowly missed carding the sixth 59 in PGA TOUR history when he lipped out his birdie putt on his 18th hole to shoot 60 – the lowest opening round in tournament history. It wasn’t all because of Phil, though. Thanks to the tremendous support from the local community, inaddition to Mickelson’s record-setting performance, the tournament also set attendance records during Friday’s 2nd round (121,901) and Saturday’s 3rd round (179,022). Mickelson will look to continue his great play AZ Weekly 10x1 ad_. 1/15/14 2:21 PM Page 1 from the 2013 season where he was one of only a

handful of players with multiple wins including a major – the 2013 Open Championship. At the 2014 Waste Management Phoenix Open, look for Mickelson to defend his title against several the PGA TOUR stars such as Brandt Snedeker, Rickie Fowler, Bubba Watson and many others as they battle it out for their share of the $6.2M purse. On February 2, 2014 a new champion will raise the Waste Management Phoenix Open trophy, but he won’t be only winner of the event. The true winners each and every year at the Waste Management Phoenix Open are the local economy and the hundreds of Arizona charities the tournament supports. The Waste Management Phoenix Open annually pumps more than $220 million into Arizona’s economy according to a 2012 economic impact study conducted by Arizona State University W.P. Carey School of Business. Economic impact in sports can be defined as the net change in an economy resulting from a sporting event. The impact comes from visitors’ spending, organizational spending, employment opportunities and tax revenue. For example, fans attending from out-of-town spent millions of dollars for lodging, food, entertainment and other types of goods and services during their stays in Arizona. Let’s also not forget the expenditures by The Thunderbirds, the PGA TOUR and other organizations required to stage the event which generated a demand for millions of dollars worth of various goods

and services. Best yet, is the fact that the most recent economic impact report of more than $220 million represents a 23 percent increase from a similar study performed in 2007; a trend tournament officials hope will continue. While the local economy gets a significant boost as a result of the tournament so do hundreds of local Arizona charities. Last year, the Waste Management Phoenix Open and its hosts, The Thunderbirds, distributed more than $6.2 million to local charities through proceeds raised from the 2013 event. Charities such as Phoenix Children’s Hospital, Homeward Bound, Special Olympics of Arizona, The First Tee of Phoenix and so on are just a few of the charities that have benefited over the years. While last year’s donation was a staggering number it’s only a small portion of the overall charitable contributions the tournament has made in its 79-year history. Since its inception dating back to 1932, the event has raised more than $85 million for charity with more than $60 million coming since October 2003 when the tournament first brought on a title sponsor. The event only happens one week a year, but the impact lasts a lifetime for the organizations it supports. “Raising tens of millions of dollars for Arizona charities has been a tremendous benefit of hosting a professional golf tournament,” said Tom King, a member of The Thunderbirds and the 2014 tournament chairman of the Waste Management

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Phoenix Open. “The community’s support of our nearly 80-year-old golf tournament is staggering. It is such an honor to be a part of something so worthwhile.” So, what’s new at the 2014 Waste Management Phoenix Open? Security. Beginning January 1, 2014 the PGA TOUR will implement a host of new security measures that will be in effect during the 2014 tournament. Much of the TOUR’s new security policy will be implemented behind the scenes and will have virtually no impact on your experience as a spectator with the exception of a few key changes. But, if you’ve been to an NFL game recently you’re already in the know as the PGA TOUR has adopted many of their same policies. As you begin to plan for the 2014 Waste Management Phoenix Open please note that metal detecting wands will be used at each entrance gate on everyone including volunteers, spectators, staff and media; bag inspections will also be performed at all entrance gates (opaque bags are not to exceed 6”x6”x6” with clear tote bags not to exceed 12”x6”x12”); and no outside food or beverages may enter the tournament except for sealed bottled water and medical or infant needs. The tournament will also feature Tweet-toScreen capabilities on several of the digital scoreboards positioned throughout the course. It’s here where fans can interact with the tournament via twitter and follow their dialogue live on site encouraging other fans to participate as well. Spectators will notice an increased amount of skyboxes on both the famous 16th hole and elsewhere on property. The 16th hole, for example, will now have a total of 197 skyboxes an increase of 20 skyboxes from the 2013 event. And speaking of hospitality, for AZ Weekly 10x1 ad_. 1/15/14 2:21 PM Page 1 the second year, tournament officials are planning a

special venue for active and retired military personnel and their families affectionately called, The Patriots Outpost. Located just off the 18th fairway, The Patriots Outpost includes hosted food and beverages for the men and women (and their families) who selflessly protect our country. And, when the sun sets at TPC Scottsdale the party heats up at the Coors Light Birds Nest. Open Wednesday through Saturday from 3:30-10 p.m. of tournament week, the Coors Light Birds Nest features new artists every year and this year’s acts are some of the best yet. Crowd favorite O.A.R. will kick off the party on Wednesday night, Country star Jake Owen, who recently released a new album, DAYS OF GOLD, will play on Thursday night, Weezer will have the crowd singing on Friday night and MetalHead will play on Saturday, the final night. While the music each night may be different, one thing still remains the same – The Coors Light Birds Nest is THE PLACE TO BE in Scottsdale during the Waste Management Phoenix Open! While the actual Waste Management Phoenix Open golf tournament will be played Thursday – Sunday (January 30-February 2), there will still be plenty of things to see and do at TPC Scottsdale all week long. Many of the PGA TOUR pros will play morning practice rounds on Monday and Tuesday of tournament week. There are also other special activities that will feature PGA TOUR professionals, including the Kyocera Pro-Am on Monday, the R.S. Hoyt Jr. Family Foundation Dream Day and CBS Outdoor Special Olympics Open on Tuesday and the ever-popular Annexus Pro-Am (formerly the Silver Pro-Am) on Wednesday. On Saturday, February 1, the tournament is inviting everyone to participate in the

fourth annual GREEN OUT. Waste Management and The Thunderbirds encourage players and tournament attendees to wear green in support of the many green/sustainability initiatives that the company is doing to make the event not only the greenest tournament on the PGA TOUR, but one of the most charitable. For every person who wears green on Saturday, tournament host, The Thunderbirds, will donate “green” to three charities including Arizona Recycling Coalition, The Arizona Chapter of Solid Waste Association of North America (SWANA) and Waste Not. Based on an online voting contest held on the tournament’s Facebook page from November through early January, one charity will receive 50 percent of the funds, another will receive 35 percent and the third will receive 15 percent. In fact, in the three years since taking over as title sponsor, Waste Management has quickly turned the “Greatest Show on Grass” into the “Greenest Show on Grass” by incorporating a tournament-wide recycling and waste reduction program. Now in year three, Waste Management’s Zero Waste Challenge is aimed at controlling the materials brought into the event and educating vendors and patrons about the proper disposal of materials, so that eventually zero waste is sent to local landfills. During the program’s second year, the 2013 Waste Management Phoenix Open successfully diverted 100 percent of waste from local landfills – a feat that hasn’t been duplicated at any major sporting event. January 27 through February 2 is the week and The Greatest and Greenest Show on Grass is the place to be. For more information or tickets to the 2014 Waste Management Phoenix Open, visit www.wmphoenixopen.com.

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Two-timing taxi driver John Smith is back with a new problem! His teenage children, a girl from one family and a boy from the other, fall in love over the Internet. It doesn’t get much funnier than Victor Legarreta and Erik Hogan reprising their roles as John Smith and Stanley Gardner in this hit comedy!

Late Nite Catechism Fridays, Jan 10 thru March 28 8pm Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Tickets $33-$39 Spontaneous, clever and outrageously fun, Late Nite Catechism stars AriZoni Award-winning actress Patti Hannon as quick-tempered Sister. Ruling her classroom with an iron fist, she teaches her students – who happen to be the audience – everything she knows about sins and saints while doling out rewards and reprimands with lightning speed. Each Late Nite performance is unique and will appeal to people of all ages and faiths.

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Late Nite Catechism: Til Death Do Us Part Saturdays, Jan 11 thru March 29, 8pm Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Tickets: $33-$39 In this popular sequel to Late Nite Catechism, Sister offers up the latest dogma fresh off the Web, some hilarious lessons on love and marriage and her own outrageous version of The Newlywed Game. Each Late Nite performance is unique and will appeal to people of all ages and faiths.

Shawn Colvin Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) Wednesday, January 22, 7 pm. Thursday, January 23 7 pm. Tickets: $42.50-$52.50 The frankness in three-time Grammy-winning, singer-songwriter Shawn Colvin’s work has always been tempered by humor and sensuality and a gift for finding strong, simple melodies.

David Wilcox Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) Saturday, January 25 7:30 pm. Tickets: $27.50-$34.50 Singer-songwriter and guitarist David Wilcox

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...Continued from page 12 offers a lyrical insight that is matched by a smooth baritone voice, virtuosic guitar chops and creative open tunings, giving him a range and tenderness that combine soft jazz and folk styles.

Colin Quinn’s Unconstitutional Saturday, January 25, 8pm Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Tickets: $29-$49 Brooklyn native Colin Quinn began his stand-up career in New York as a regular on the comedy club circuit and made his television debut as cohost of MTV’s popular game show Remote Control. He returns to the stage in Unconstitutional, tackling 226 years of American Constitutional calamities in 70 minutes. Quinn offers his unique comedic perspective on our national character. From predator drones to the Kardashians, he pulls no punches in asking if this is what the founding fathers planned.

Pink Martini Tuesday Jan 21 7:30pm Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Tickets: $49-$79 Eclectic, romantic and worldly, Pink Martini has become an international phenomenon performing its retro-hip, multilingual repertoire throughout Europe, Asia and the Americas. The 12-member ‘little orchestra,’ featuring vocalist Storm Large, finds inspiration in virtually every musical genre, from Baroque to disco.

George Kahumoku Jr. & Ledward Kaapana Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) Sunday, January 26, 7 pm. Tickets: $37.50-$42.50 The Grammy-winning slack key guitarist brings the island spirit to Phoenix! Celebrated for his energetic vocals and stage banter, George Kahumoku Jr. is joined by four-time Grammynominee and master of stringed instruments, Ledward Kaapana. The duo brings a newgeneration spin to traditional and contemporary Hawaiian music. Arizona Opera Presents: La Boheme January 24,25 7:30pm. Jan 26 2pm Symphony Hall Stroll the romantic streets of Paris and experience the greatest love story ever sung. Tucked away in the Latin Quarter of the 5th arrondissement, a poet and a seamstress find an intimate connection on Christmas Eve. Conductor Joel Revzen and director Candace Evans return to Arizona Opera to give life to Puccini’s timeless story of spirited passion and heartbreaking loss.

Dick Van Dyke & The Vantastix Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:30pm Pre-show party starts at 6pm Tickets: $48, $58, $68 Chandler Center for the Arts Dick Van Dyke, the 2013 SAG Lifetime Achievement Award winner, star of the 1960’s hit TV show The Dick Van Dyke Show, and movies like Bye Bye Birdie, Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Fitzwilly, and more will walk us through his extraordinary 60 years in show business. He will sing tunes from his stage and screen work with his quartet, The Vantastix.

Richard Goode Sunday January 26 7:30pm Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Tickets: $29-$49 The Virginia G. Piper Concert Series brings the world’s premier musicians to Scottsdale for intimate concerts. Hailed for music-making of tremendous emotional power, depth and expressiveness, pianist Richard Goode is one of today’s leading interpreters of Classical and Romantic music.

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Mr. & Mrs. Wyatt Earp “The Sunset Years” Sunday, January 26, 2014 3pm Tickets: $20 & $24 Bogle Theatre, Chandler Center for the Artsz This is the true story of love, adventure, secrets and betrayals as told by the elderly Wyatt and Josephine Sarah Marcus Earp. The two person play flows in and out of time and place as Wyatt speaks to biographer Stuart N. Lake from their Los Angeles, California Apartment in 1928 and Mrs. Earp talks to a Feral cat at the Earp’s Vidal, California cottage in 1938 on Rosh Hashanah. The show takes place in Josie’s memory nine years after Wyatt’s death as an elderly Wyatt speaks reluctantly of his time in Tombstone and his life afterwards. The Magic of Manilow Jan 27, 1:15pm and 7:30pm The Palms Theatre The Magic Of Manilow features The Piano Man, Terry Davies and a line up of stellar musicians and vocalists and pays homage to the music of one of the biggest selling artists of our time, Barry Manilow, who to date, has sold in excess of 80 million records worldwide.

The Dunwells Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) Thursday, January 30, 7:30 pm. Tickets: $32.50-$37.50 From the pubs of Leeds, England, to an American record deal and a stunning debut album, the Dunwells made a magical rise in a short two-year period. Striking an organic blend between acoustic and electric roots music, laced by luscious vocal harmonies, their songs and sound feel both bracingly fresh while at the same time as warm and familiar as a dear, longtime friend.

António Zambujo Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) Friday, January 31, 7:30 pm. Tickets: $32.50-$42.50

Fado singer António Zambujo smoothly blends gentle melodies, traditional Portuguese and Brazilian pop styles with laidback jazz ambiences to woo everyone who hears him. PRESCOTT CENTER FOR THE ARTS AND THE FOLK SESSIONS PRESENT SWEETHEARTS OF THE RODEO RED MOLLY WITH SPECIAL GUEST ROBBY HECHT Saturday, March 1st at 7:30pm The popular Americana trio, Red Molly make their first ever Prescott appearance Saturday March 1 at Prescott Center for the Arts in a concert copresented with The Folk Sessions. Joining them will be noted Nashville singer-songwriter Robbie Hecht. Since 2004, Americana trio Red Molly has been bringing audiences to their feet with gorgeous three-part harmonies, crisp musicianship, and their warm, engaging stage presence. The band consists ofLaurie MacAllister (bass, banjo), Abbie Gardner (dobro, banjo) and Molly

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Cedar Lake Contemporary Ballet Thursday, Jan 30 7:30pm Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Tickets: $29-$59 Through their daring, athletic movement and integration of ballet into contemporary and popular forms, the dancers of Cedar Lake Contemporary Ballet take audiences on a choreographic journey that explores the infinite possibilities of movement and multimedia. For their Scottsdale debut, the company will perform works by three of today’s most influential dance creators: Hofesh Schecter, Crystal Pite, and Jo Strømgren.

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George Winston Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) Tuesday, January 28, 7 pm. Tickets: $27.50-$34.50 Winston is a self-described “rural folk piano” player who was among the earliest and most successful proponents of new age.

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Maria Rita Friday, Jan 31, 8pm Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Tickets $29-$59 The daughter of Brazil’s famed pianist/arranger César Camargo Mariano and vocalist Elis Regina, singer Maria Rita has charted her own course with a refreshing blend of bossa nova, pop and jazz.

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...Continued from page 15 Venter (guitar). This past year, the ladies were invited to open multiple shows for music legend Willie Nelson and they performed at the venerable RockyGrass festival in CO. Their new CD “Light in the Sky” spent 20 weeks on the Americana Music Association’s Top 40 radio chart and charted as Folk DJ’s #3 Top Album of 2012.

Row area, has been coming into its own with a season of strong productions and a healthy roster of rotating late-night shows focusing on storytelling and comedy.

Friday Night Unwind Friday, February 7 | 5 to 9 p.m. Tickets: Activities included with paid museum admission.

The Norwegians premiered last year Off Broadway in New York to warm reviews. “Who knows whether Ms. Swanson is an original theatrical voice? There is every chance that she wrote ‘The Norwegians’ after falling asleep during a late-night rerun of ‘Fargo.’ But this profane, playfully dark comedy is often hysterical.” Anita Gates, The New York Times

You made it to Friday! Why not take time to slow down and soak in the start of the weekend? Guests of all ages are invited to “unwind” during extended museum hours at MIM. This month, celebrate the music of the Olympic host country though the Russian Balalaika instrument and vodka tasting!

The Norwegians, by C. Denby Swanson will be performed Fridays and Saturdays from February 14 to March 1, with one Thursday performance on February 20. All performances are at 8:00 p.m. Tickets are $15 at www.space55.org

Robby Hecht is a romantic realist. He writes melodic and captivating songs that don’t shy away from the complexity of human relationships and delivers them with a smooth tenor that evokes both sorrow and hope. Tickets: (928) 445-3286 www.pca-az.net Presented by PCA and the Folk Sessions

SPACE 55 PRESENTS THE ARIZONA PREMIERE OF THE OFF-BROADWAY HIT THE NORWEGIANS Just in time for Valentine’s Day, downtown alttheatre Space 55 serves up an antidote to the saccharine sweetness of candy, kisses, and bad chocolate. Opening on February 14 is the Arizona premiere of the off-Broadway hit, The Norwegians, a black comedy about how not to get over that special person, written by C. Denby Swanson. It’s about hit-men, but they’re really, really nice ones. Gus and Tor. They’re Norwegians, from Minnesota. It’s also about Olive and Betty, two women who haven’t got over their bad break-ups. And whose decision-making process is still being negatively affected by said break-ups. “Oh, sure, it can be for those who are hopeful about love,” said director Charlie Steak, “but it’s also just what the doctor ordered if you have a healthy skepticism about the whole thing.” BJ Garrett and Todd Isaac star as Tor and Gus, Brandi Bigley takes the role of Betty and Elizabeth Aethetis performs as Olive in Space 55’s The Norwegians, opening February 14. Space 55, located on Pierce near the Roosevelt

DIAL M FOR MURDER: THE CLASSIC THRILLER ON STAGE Friday, January 24 at 7:30pm Saturday, January 25 at 7:30pm Desert Stages Actor’s Café Best known as the revered film by Alfred Hitchcock, Dial M for Murder was first a successful stage play written by another English master of suspense: Frederick Knott (Wait Until Dark). After marrying for money, Tony Wendice plans to murder his unfortunate wife to claim her fortune for himself. He arranges for the perfect crime ... but things don’t go quite according to plan. His wife survives, and the contract killer hired to do her in ends up dead. This masterpiece of construction and plotting weaves a tangled web of clues and red herrings, back-stabbings and blackmail that will keep you hooked from start to finish. Visit www.desertstages.org for more information. GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR. & LEDWARD KAAPANA Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) Sunday, January 26 at 7pm Tickets: $37.50-$42.50. The Grammy-winning slack key guitarist brings the island spirit to Phoenix! Celebrated for his energetic vocals and stage banter, George Kahumoku Jr. is joined by four-time Grammy-nominee and master of stringed instruments, Ledward Kaapana. The duo brings a new-generation spin to traditional and contemporary Hawaiian music. LEO KOTTKE Saturday, February 1st at 7:30 p.m. Sunday, February 2nd at 7 p.m.

FREE SUNDAY A’FAIR CONCERTS IN THE PARK Selected Sundays Noon – 4 p.m. Outdoors at Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Free Admission. Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts opened its free Sunday A’Fair outdoor concert series on Sunday, Jan. 12, with performances by Walt Richardson and Dry River Yacht Club from noon to 4 p.m. Ten concerts showcasing more than 20 musical acts are scheduled for selected Sunday afternoons through April 6. The 2014 Sunday A’Fair concert schedule is available at www.ScottsdalePerformingArts. org or (480) 499-TKTS (8587).

Let MIM immerse you in the sights and sounds of Carnival! Experience the vibrant musical traditions of the Caribbean during our weekend of festivities. A full schedule of activities will be available soon. Girl Scouts @ MIM: Be a Junior Museum Guide! Saturdays, February 8, 15, 22 and March 1 | 1 p.m. to 2:30 p.m.

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Tickets: $7 with museum admission | $10 for exhibition only. Women Who Rock is a groundbreaking and provocative special exhibition created by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland, Ohio, that illustrates the important roles women have played in rock and roll, from its inception through today. This special exhibition of iconic costumes, instruments and artifacts spotlights more than 70 artists.

MIM is excited to announce new educational classes specifically designed for Arizona Girl Scout Cadettes, Seniors and Ambassadors! Participants will learn about musical cultures from around the world, participate in music making and discover the wide world of MIM. While exploring MIM’s unique galleries and exhibits, girls will train to become Junior Museum Guides. Participants who complete all four classes will have the opportunity to lead group tours for Girls’ Night Out: SOS (Science of Sound) on Friday, March 7.

MORE ON THE MONTH AHEAD AT MIM Girl Scouts and MIM: Discover Women in Music Sunday, February 2 | 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tickets: $12 per Girl Scout, $10 per chaperone above the 1:5 ratio Calling all Juniors, Cadettes, Seniors and Ambassadors! MIM is inviting Arizona’s Girl Scouts for a fun, informative and musical day at MIM. This special program gives Scouts a look at women in music from around the world —and right here in Phoenix Irish Rovers Monday, February 3 | 7 p.m. Tickets: $47.50–$57.50 The Irish Rovers bring the fun and lively culture of an Irish pub with them wherever they go. Throughout the years, these international ambassadors of Irish music have maintained their timeless ability to deliver a rollicking, rousing performance of good cheer—one that will soon have you singing and clapping along. Their songs have become anthems of revelry and joy among generation after generation of fans. Don’t miss this opportunity to see the Irish Rovers on their farewell tour! Carolyn Wonderland Tuesday, February 4 | 7 p.m. Tickets: $24.50–$29.50 A musical force who reaches into the depths of the Texas blues tradition with the wit of a poet.

Innovative acoustic guitar virtuoso Leo Kottke was born in Athens, Georgia, but absorbed a variety of musical influences as a child due to having been raised in 12 different states. Flirting with both the violin and the trombone before trying his hand at the guitar at age 11, Kottke continues to be a longtime influence for musicians in spite of having lost partial hearing in both ears.

Experience Carnival Saturday, February 8 | 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tickets: All activities included with paid museum admission.

Chris Thile Sunday, February 9 | 7 p.m. Tickets: $42.50–$47.50 A child prodigy, Chris Thile first rose to fame as a member of the Grammy Award-winning trio Nickel Creek, with whom he released three albums and sold two million records. As a soloist he has released five albums and worked with other stellar musicians including Edgar Meyer, Mike Marshal, Béla Fleck and Hilary Hahn. Clannad Friday, February 14 | 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $42.50–$47.50 Clannad takes nearly forgotten traditional Irish songs, often in their native Gaelic language and brings new arrangements to them, creating a unique vocal harmony. With its haunting songs, mesmerizing vocals and captivating sound, the group has sold more than 15 million records worldwide. Crystal Bowersox Saturday, February 15 | 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $22.50–$32.50 This singer-songwriter brought a relaxed, folksy vibe to American Idol. Women Who Rock: Bettye LaVette Sunday, February 16 | 7 p.m. Tickets: $42.50-$47.50 Details coming soon.

Hot Club of Cowtown Wednesday, February 5 | 7 p.m. Tickets: $29.50–$37.50 This hot jazz/western swing trio performs timeless American music with a twist.

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Childsplay presents Live Stage Adaptation of Dr. Seuss’s The Cat in the Hat

Arguably the most famous children’s book of all time, Childsplay is one of only a handful of theatre companies in the United States to perform the adaptation, making this high-energy and hilarious show a “must-see” for Valley families!

ROALD DAHL’S WILLY WONKA JUNIOR Phoenix Center for the Arts Through February 1st

Join the kids from the Art and Sol Performing Arts Program for this children’s stage adaptation of Dahl’s timeless classic about an eccentric candy maker and his troupe of Oompa Loompas. Art and Sol introduces kids from kindergarten through high school to acting in an after-school environment. Now through Feb. 1st at 7pm on Thursdays and Fridays, 2pm and 7pm on Saturdays. Phoenix Center for the Arts, 1202 N. Third St. $10. 480-5409208, artandsolprogram.com.

MIMkids: Musical Adventures Series Saturdays, February 1, 8, 15, 22 | 10 to 11 a.m. Tickets: $12 per class or $40 for all four

Pick up your MIMkids Passport and embark on a musical journey with MIMkids: Musical Adventures Series, an educational program designed for kids ages 6–10. Participants will discover new cultures by actively participating in music making, creating musical instruments and exploring MIM’s exhibits—with a designated tour guide, of course! Each four-week session focuses on a different continent, giving participants a well-rounded overview of music from around the world and an opportunity to collect MIMkids passport stamps. This session focuses on Latin American music. To register, contact Katherine Palmer at programs@MIM.org or 480.245.6962 with any questions. Space is limited; reservations are required.

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REVIEWERS ROUNDTABLE The following are reactions from each of AZ Weekly Entertainment Magazine’s film commentators in an effort to generate a wellrounded overview of this weekend’s new releases.

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Stan Robinson’s reviews reflect the insights of an insider. With more than 22 years of experience in media production, Stan uses his behind-the-scenes expertise to survey a film’s technical attributes and considers the challenges that had to be overcome in order to cinematically present a story. E-mail him at Movies@StanRobinson.org.

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Randy Montgomery’s reactions reveal the emotional intuition of an average moviegoer. With a master’s degree in counseling and education, Randy grounds his opinions in a unique combination of both a movie’s surface entertainment value and its ability to affect him on an even deeper level. E-mail him at Randyjay7694@yahoo.com.

Joseph J. Airdo’s remarks represent the analytical perspective. With a bachelor’s degree in media analysis and criticism from the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism, Joseph contemplates the real life implications and applications of a motion picture’s themes in order to determine its existential purpose. E-mail him at joseph.airdo@gmail. com.

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‘Raze’

‘The Past’ An Iranian man deserts his French wife and two children to return to his homeland. Meanwhile, his wife starts up a new relationship - a reality her husband confronts upon his wife’s request for a divorce. (PG-13 - 130 minutes) Stan: Presenting the dynamics of relationships, and the reasons from both perspectives when reunited to finally end it with an official divorce, ‘The Past’ rises above the cultural setting of France and the nationalities of the couple involved, for an engaging thought provoking view of family, children, and, expectations. Randy: One of the most engaging, dramatic and well-acted films of the year. Definitely worth all of the critical accolades. Surprising is the omission by the Academy for a Best Foreign Language picture nomination. An intriguing drama with enough twists to keep you actively engaged and the French setting for an Iranian film is even more intriguing. A must see.

Zoe Bell plays a young woman who is abducted by an elite, secret society and wakes to find herself in the company of 50 other women who are, just like her, forced to fight for their lives in an unimaginable hell. (NR - 87 minutes) Joseph: Do you get a kick out of watching white-tank-top-clad women beat each other to death? Well, keep your eyes peeled for an email from me with the name and number of a hopefully helpful therapist. In the meantime, the new film “Raze” will add more fuel to your frankly very disturbing fire. Although the final 15 minutes are riveting and rewarding, the rest is revolting - devoid of any redeeming value whatsoever (unless, of course, you equate exploitation with entertainment).

Stan: With the theme of a true story at the core, and the traditional triangle love story as the theme progresses, as we the viewer perceives early on that it can only end badly based on our own life experiences, ‘Summer in February’ becomes that all important lesson to firmly establish our own moral convictions, and, adhere to them, at all cost.

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Written & directed by Peter Berg and based on the book by Marcus Luttrell, the lone Navy Seal survivor and Patrick Robinson, star’s Mark Wahlberg as the lone surviving member in a team of Navy SEALS who are tasked with the mission to capture or kill notorious Taliban leader Ahmad Shahd. Also starring Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch, Ben Foster and Eric Bana. (R - 120 minutes) As a Vietnam veteran, these types of films are a hard watch, bringing back memories that a constant effort to suppress is sometimes ongoing. ‘Lone Survivor’ under the sure hand of director Peter Berg, presents the attributes of gorilla warfare with an ‘up close and personal’, realistic edge delivering the full impact of the emotional effects of an extremely hostile series of events. Admittedly, it wasn’t the visuals that made it tough viewing, rather the sounds in the film that awakened those memories of over 45 years ago…

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“Everything Must Go” (2010): A seriocomic Ferrell

fares well as a man who takes up residence on his lawn when his whole life goes awry. “Step Brothers” (2008): You may find this interminable if you’re not a Ferrell fan – but if you are, all facets of his humor are brought into play as he’s matched with John C. Reilly as men who act like kids when they become related.

“Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004): Ferrell is hilarious as the stereotype of the self-promoting

local television newsman. Matched to the title part, Ferrell not only can be amusing, but he’s also sweet as a North Pole-raised fellow seeking his real father.

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Monday - Saturday: 11am to 3pm Sunday: Noon to 3pm 62. Lo Mein (soft noodle) *Served with Chicken Egg Roll, Cream Cheese Wonton a. With chicken or B.B.Q pork or beef or vegetables . . . .$7.99 *Choice of fried rice or steamed rice or b. With shrimp or house special (brown rice $.50 extra,) *30% discount excludes beverage. Dine in only Expires 2-8-2014 (chicken, pork and shrimp) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$8.99 63. Rice Stick (wide Rice Noodle) Hours: Dine In, or Take Out. .or Delivery a. With chicken or B.B.Q pork or beef vegetables . .$9.99 L1. Kung Pao Chicken . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 Mon-Thur 11:00 am - 9:00 pm b. With shrimp or house special L2. Sweet and Sour Chicken . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 Fri - Sat 11:00 am - 9:30 pm (chicken, pork and shrimp) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$10.99 L3. Orange Chicken . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 64. Mein Fun (thin Rice Noodle) Sun 12:00 noon - 9:00 pm L4. Chicken with Broccoli . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 a. With chicken or B.B.Q pork or beef or vegetables . . . .$8.99 www.hkasiancuisine.com L5. Chicken with Cashew Nuts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 b. With shrimp or house special Phone: 480-699-8870 • 480-699-8571 L6. Chicken with Mixed Vegetable . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 (chicken, pork and shrimp) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$9.99 c. Singapore Style Rice Noodles( with curry powder) .$10.99 L7. Sesame Chicken . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 Hours 65. Chop Shey Mon-Thur 11:00 am - 9:30 pm L8. Teriyaki Chicken . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$7.05 a. With chicken or B.B.Q pork or beef or vegetables . . . .$8.99 Fri - Sat 11:00 am - 10:00 pm L9. Chicken with Mushroom . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 Sun 12:00 noon - 9:30 pm b. With shrimp or house special L10. Assorted Vegetable . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$5.99 www.hkasiancuisine.com (chicken, pork and shrimp) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$9.99 L11. Sweet Sour Pork . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 Phone: 480-699-8870, 480-699-8 66. Fried Rice L12. Kung Pao Beef . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 a. With chicken or B.B.Q pork or beef or vegetables . . . .$7.59 L13. Pepper Steak with Onion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 Delivery b. With shrimp or house special L14. Beef with Broccoli . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 (chicken, pork and shrimp) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$8.59 $15 67. Mu Shu L15. Mongolian Beef . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$7.05 minimu 101 WITHIN A 5 MILE RADIUS L16. Kung Pao Shrimp . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 (Fluffed eggs & vegetables, served with thin Chinese pancakes order $15 minimum order and hoisin sauce on the side) L17. Shrimp with Broccoli . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$7.09 a. With chicken or pork or beef or vegetables. . . . . . . . . .$9.29 15050 N. Northsight Blvd. Suite 1 L18. Chicken or Pork Lo Mein . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 b. With shrimp or house special Scottsdale, AZ 85260 L19. Beef or Shrimp Lo Mein . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.89 (chicken, pork and shrimp) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$10.29 Dine In, Take Out or Delivery L20. Vegetable Lo Mein . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.39 68. Egg Foo Young L21. Kung Pao Tofu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.39 a. with chicken or B.B.Q pork or beef or vegetables . . . .$9.99 L22. Sesame Tofu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.39 b. with shrimp or house special (chicken, pork and shrimp) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$10.99 L23. Vegetable Chop Shey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$6.39 Rd

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Follow me on Twitter: @Tinodefranco Any restaurant that makes me feel as if I’m either in Oz or reading snippets out of a fairytale, I’m going to be pleased. Now, add in great food, and I’m as sold as a vintage Shelby Mustang at the Barrett Jackson auction. T.C. Eggington’s is just that. A great family eatery in Mesa, AZ, with a sense of humor. Now, if you’re looking for a trendy, cool, swank eatery, this is not the place. But, then again, we’re eating breakfast and lunch, so who needs to be seen anyway? Actually, what you will notice is the antithesis of cool when you get a glimpse of the uniforms the wait staff wears, consisting of long, knee length, khaki shorts and polo shirts for both men and women. The restaurant itself is standard, nothing out of the ordinary or of note. What will catch your attention first, though, is the menu with chicken wire inside the plastic cover. Once open, and perusing the delicious items inside, you’ll also (hopefully) take the time to read the captions of the cartoon “Eggington” family. T.C. says, “A day without eggs is just like any other day, but without eggs.” And, Bob Eggington looks like Tweedle Dee from Alice and Wonderland—so there’s that. Scrutinize the menu thoroughly, as there are a ton of fun word choices that will get any language lover in a tizzy. And, on to the edibles…

I bet you thought I was never going to discuss the food, huh? Well, it’s a good thing you kept reading! There lunch is great, don’t get me wrong, but their breakfast is something wars could be fought over, so I suggest getting that early worm. There’s Cinnamon Bread French Toast… um, yes. The English Harvest Skillet comes with potatoes, vegetables, melted cheese and poached eggs, and is enough to feed one large appetite, or maybe two normal sized ones. Or, if you’d like to venture off the beaten path, there’s the Crab Stuffed Pastry, which comes stuffed with artichoke hearts and crab meat, then topped with poached eggs and hollandaise sauce. Delicious. They also offer an array of espresso coffees and alcoholic drinks for those in need to rid their hangover or numb their senses in order to ignore unwanted visiting houseguests. If you do decide to go against my thoughtful advice and order lunch, you won’t be unhappy (until you see how delicious the breakfast looks on the plate next to yours). T.C. offers an array of scratch made soups, salads and sandwiches. And, regardless of what you order, make sure you have something to spread the apple cinnamon jam onto. You won’t be disappointed. You can go to www.tcegg.com for more information, or just show up at 1660 South Alma School Road, Mesa, Arizona 85210 between 6:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. daily.

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Ashley Broad of truTV’s “Hardcore Pawn,” airing Tuesdays, remains calm as her brother and father grow emotional. People often walk into American Jewelry & Loan, the Detroit pawnshop her family owns, with unrealistic expectations, such as mistaking cubic zirconia for diamonds, and end up leaving no richer than when they entered. As viewers of the show, now in its eighth season, have Ashley learned, Broad loves to cook, and she buys kitchenware for Broad the store. Even mundane cooking items, however, are not immune to the strangeness that can enter a pawnshop’s door. “People bring in cooking things sometimes,” she says. “In one particular episode, someone brought in a rotisserie oven – and brought it in with a raw chicken. Unfortunately, the food and health department would not allow us to take it.” She does, though, buy pots, pans and cookware – when they are devoid of poultry.

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(:20) “The Colony” (2013) Laurence Fishburne, Kevin Zegers. ’ Å ›› “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” (2005) Laura Linney. ’ Å STARZ (6:40) ›› “The Cave” (2005) Cole Hauser, Morris Chestnut. ’ Å ›› “Final Destination 2” (2003, Horror) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook, Michael Landes. ››› “Zombieland” (2009) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. SyFy (6:00) “Rise of the Zombies” (2012) Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory King of the Nerds TBS Seinfeld “The Opera” Seinfeld “The Virgin” ››› “Humoresque” (1946, Drama) Joan Crawford, John Garfield, Oscar Levant. Å (:15) ››› “Flamingo Road” (1949, Drama) Joan Crawford. Å TCM (6:00) ››› “Mildred Pierce” (1945, Drama) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012) Riz Ahmed. ’ Å TMC (6:00) The Amateurs (:40) ››› “In the Name of the Father” (1993, Docudrama) Daniel Day-Lewis, Pete Postlethwaite. NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. 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After a young Hasidic woman dies in childbirth, her 18-year-old sister is asked to cancel her upcoming marriage to a promising young man and marry her widowed brother-in-law instead.

An art expert suspects her husband of forgery, then suspects him of not even being her husband.

During the Civil War, a wounded Confederate soldier abandons his duties to make his way home to his sweetheart.

SMILEY FACE

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10:10 a.m. on STARZ A perpetually stoned actress has a series of comic misadventures all over Los Angeles after she eats her roommate’s marijuana-laced cupcakes.

BROADCAST NEWS A reporter, a producer and an anchorman form a triangle in a TV-network news bureau.

AMÉLIE

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THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES 10 p.m. on HBO In upstate New York, two men, and later, their sons must deal with the unforeseen consequences of their actions.

KILLING THEM SOFTLY

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An Irishman and his father share a British prison cell for a 1974 bombing they did not commit.

After a rival crook hires a pair of bumbling thieves to rob their card game, mobsters hire a reluctant hit man to settle the score.

3 p.m. on SHOW An accidental find convinces a young woman to try to enrich the lives of a tobacco dealer, a painter and three lonely people.

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THE CARRIE DIARIES 7 p.m. on CW As Carrie, Mouse, Maggie and Walt (AnnaSophia Robb, Ellen Wong, Katie Findlay, Brendan Dooling) get ready to attend their senior prom at the Waldorf Astoria together, Larissa (Freema Agyeman) presents Carrie with a tempting opportunity.

9 p.m. on CBS Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) is required to take an anger management class after his temper gets the better of him on a case with a 10-year-old victim.

DRACULA 9:01 p.m. on NBC A public demonstration of Grayson’s (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) technology has a disastrous outcome. Lucy (Katie McGrath) joins the ranks of the undead. Van Helsing (Thomas Kretschmann) seeks revenge against Mr. Browning (Ben Miles). Lady Jayne’s (Victoria Smurfit) efforts to rid London of vampires culminate in an epic battle with Grayson.

BANSHEE 11 p.m. on CINEMAX The Amish turn to Proctor (Ulrich Thomsen) for protection after a shocking murder near one of their farms creates hostility with the Kinaho tribe. As Lucas (Antony Starr) and his deputies investigate the crime, they cross paths with an uncooperative gang and its leader (Geno Segers).

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From Aspen, Colo.

Ravi looks for parents for Ms. Kipling’s babies.

6 p.m. on ESPN Los Angeles Clippers at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago.

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Washington Wizards at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix.

Mr. Krabs becomes obsessed when he thinks that SpongeBob has found a penny; SpongeBob tries to memorize the history of boating in one night.

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HAWAII FIVE-0 The body of a girl kidnapped 10 years earlier resurfaces, sending Five-0 on the hunt for her abductors, who have taken another victim.

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FC Arsenal vs Coventry City. From Emirates Stadium in London, England.

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Sam and Cat baby-sit two polite, British girls; Sam tries to fulfill a community service requirement at Elderly Acres.

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Moyers & Company ’ PBS Washington Week Family Feud ’ Å Cash Cab Å Cash Cab Å Seinfeld “The Tape” Seinfeld ’ Å Community ’ Å Access Hollywood (N) Cops Reloaded Å TELE Family Feud ’ Å Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) (SS) Qué Pobres Tan Ricos (N) (SS) Noticias Univisión Noticiero Uni Familia-Suerte UNI Cable Channels The First 48 “Less Than Zero; Friends for Life” The First 48 Å The First 48 Å A&E The First 48 A brutal convenience-store slaying. The First 48 “A Simple Plan; The Rip-Off” ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. ABC FAM (5:30) ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. ››› “Blazing Saddles” (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Madeline Kahn. Å Bruce Almighty (2003) AMC (6:00) ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña, Danny Glover. Å Husbands- Ho. ›› “Big Momma’s House” (2000) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent goes under cover to protect a woman and her son. Being Mary Jane BET 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live (N) Å The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. BRAVO The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ Steven Universe Adventure Time World of Gumball Annoying Orange King of the Hill Å The Cleveland Show American Dad Å CARTOON (6:00) ›› “Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties” ››› “Undercover Brother” (2002) Eddie Griffin, Chris Kattan. ’ Å ›› “Snitch” (2013, Crime Drama) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper, Jon Bernthal. ’ Å Banshee (N) ’ Å CINEMAX (6:00) ›› Project X Crossfire Unguarded Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Crossfire CNN Piers Morgan Live (N) (Live) Tosh.0 Å The Colbert Report Daily Show Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Key & Peele Å COMEDY South Park Å Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Movie Loft Paid Program New TV Offer! COX 7 Dan Majerle Show Gold Rush “Death of a Dream” ’ Å Gold Rush: Pay Dirt “The Resurrection” (N) ’ Gold Rush “Fantasy Land” (N) ’ Å Bering Sea Gold (N) DISC Gold Rush “Blowout” ’ Å Austin & Ally ’ Å Good Luck Charlie ’ Austin & Ally ’ Å A.N.T. Farm (N) ’ Dog With a Blog (N) Wander Over Yonder Fish Hooks (N) Å I Didn’t Do It “Pilot” DISNEY Jessie ’ Å Biggest Reality Scandals E! News (N) Keeping Up With the Kardashians Fashion Police (N) RichKids of Beverly E! Winter X Games From Aspen, Colo. (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN (6:00) NBA Basketball Los Angeles Clippers at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) Eat Street (N) Å Diners, Drive Diners, Drive The Mauro’s Magical Disney Vacation (N) Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive FOOD Eat Street (N) Å Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor Å The Kelly File Hannity FNC The Kelly File (N) (5:00) UFC Reloaded Å Boxing (N) (Live) Å FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) Å FOX Sports Live (N) FS1 Suns Live! Post Game Suns Live! Post Game UFC Ultimate Insider World Poker Tour FSAZ NBA Basketball Washington Wizards at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (N) (Live) How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother ›› “Real Steel” (2011) Hugh Jackman, Evangeline Lilly. A boxing promoter and his son build a robot fighter. FX › “Bride Wars” (2009, Comedy) Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway, Kristen Johnston. ›› “Across the Universe” (2007, Musical) Evan Rachel Wood. FXM (6:00) › “Bride Wars” (2009, Comedy) Golf Central (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Farmers Insurance Open, Second Round. Å GOLF (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Farmers Insurance Open, Second Round. From Torrey Pines Golf Club in San Diego. Å True Detective “The Long Bright Dark” Å True Detective Quesada warns Hart and Cohle. Real Time, Bill HBO (5:15) Ocean’s Twelve “The Presence” (2010, Drama) Mira Sorvino, Shane West. ’ Å Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Beachfront Bargain Beachfront Bargain Vacation House for Free Å House Hunters Å HGTV Hunters Int’l American Restoration American Restoration American Restoration American Restoration American Restoration Å American Restoration HISTORY Modern Marvels Touring whiskey distilleries. Wife Swap ’ Å “Foreclosed” (2013) Marlee Matlin. A man terrorizes the new owners of his foreclosed home. 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Life changes for 15-year-old Mia when her mother brings home a new boyfriend.

A writer heads to New York to be best man at a friend’s wedding, where he meets up with an old flame.

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In 17th-century London, a famous actor’s devoted dresser becomes the first female to play women’s roles.

Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.

British retirees move to India to live out their golden years and find that their new home is a dilapidated hotel.

6:35 a.m. on STARZ

SLITHER

A screenwriter asks his identical twin, who is in the same profession, for advice on a story about a serial killer.

3:20 p.m. on SHOW

IRON MAN 3 8:30 a.m. on STARZ After a malevolent enemy reduces his world to rubble, Tony Stark must rely on instinct and ingenuity to protect those he loves as he searches for a way to avenge his losses.

A small-town sheriff and his team encounter waves of wormlike alien organisms that are intent on devouring all life on Earth.

UNDERCOVER BROTHER 7:30 p.m. on CINEMAX A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators.

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United Sportscar Championship: Daytona.

Steven joins an underground wrestling league with Amethyst.

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Xavier at Providence.

7 p.m. on NICK

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Frankie and Miles accidentally break Michelle’s brand new cookie jar.

A murder investigation becomes a missingpersons case — times two — when Ducky and Jimmy (David McCallum, Brian Dietzen) disappear while transporting a body from the scene of the crime. Gibbs (Mark Harmon) and the team scramble to track down their missing colleagues in “Detour.”

Syracuse at Miami.

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LIZZIE BORDEN TOOK AN AX 9 p.m. on LIFE Christina Ricci stars in this new docudrama about one of the most infamous crimes of the 19th century and the sensational trial of Lizzie Borden.

BLACK SAILS 10 p.m. on STARZ This new series is set 20 years before the events of Robert Louis Stevenson’s tale and stars Toby Stephens as Flint, the formidable pirate captain, and Luke Arnold as Silver, a young newcomer to his crew.

AUSTIN CITY LIMITS 11 p.m. on PBS This new episode brings us a group called Portugal. The Man — which is not from Portugal but from Wasilla, Alaska. The quartet performs songs from its latest release, “Evil Friends.”

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4 p.m. on FSAZ Auburn at Arkansas.

Teddy is disappointed when she is wait-listed at her first choice for college.

5 p.m. on ESPN

SAM & CAT

Michigan at Michigan State.

9 p.m. on NICK

6 p.m. on FS1

Cat invents a holiday so she can buy gifts for everyone; Cat snoops to find out what other people’s gifts are.

Georgetown at Creighton.

BOXING

AUSTIN & ALLY

10 p.m. on SHOW

9:30 p.m. on DISNEY

Lamont Peterson vs. Dierry Jean. Peterson vs. Jean, IBF light welterweight title.

RICHARD: THE LIONHEART

King Henry II tests his son Richard’s honor and loyalty by sending him to a hellish prison.

Austin, Ally, Trish, and Dez team together to try and win a Glee Club competition.

UFC: HENDERSON VS. THOMSON 6 p.m. on FOX

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Franck goes to prison and befriends Jean-Louis. When the latter is released, he promises to look after Franck’s family. Then Franck learns that JeanLouis is a serial killer, so he must escape in order to protect his family.

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In Romania, an American tourist falls for the estranged wife of a brutal gangster.

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Premiere. ’ NCIS “Detour” Jimmy and Ducky go missing. 48 Hours (N) ’ Å CBS 5 News at 10 (N) (:35) Leverage “The Bottle Job” Å CBS Paid Program The Middle ’ Å The Middle “The Trip” How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother SAF3 (N) ’ Å Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å Unsealed: Alien Files CW TMZ (N) ’ Å FOX 10 News at 9pm (N) ’ Å FOX 10 News at 10pm On the Red Carpet (N) Animation Domination FOX (6:00) UFC: Henderson vs. Thomson (N) Å The Blacklist ’ Å Saturday Night Live ’ Å 12 News at 10pm (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live (N) ’ Å NBC Shaun White: Russia Calling (N) ’ Å Keeping Up As Time Goes By ’ Last of Summer Wine To the Manor Born Lark Rise to Candleford ’ Å Austin City Limits (N) PBS The Lawrence Welk Show “Far Away Places.” Family Feud ’ Å Bloopers ’ Å Bloopers ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å Dog the Bounty Hunter TELE Family Feud ’ Å Sábado Gigante (N) (SS) Noticias Univisión Noticiero Estrellados (N) (SS) UNI Cable Channels Bad Ink Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Wahlburgers “Who’s Your Favorite?” Å Crazy Hearts A&E Bad Ink Å ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. ABC FAM (5:30) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. ›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974) Å AMC (6:30) ›››› “The Godfather” (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan. A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. Å ›› “Kingdom Come” (2001, Comedy) LL Cool J. Family members react differently to a patriarch’s passing. Å BET (6:30) ›› “Big Momma’s House” (2000, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long. Å The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ››› “The Family Man” (2000) Nicolas Cage. A Wall Street playboy wakes to an alternate suburban existence. BRAVO The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Uncle Grandpa “Open Season 3” (2010, Comedy) Steve Schirripa, Ciara Bravo. 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FAMILY GUY 8 p.m. on FOX Peter gets tired of watching football players thanking God for their victories after defeating the New England Patriots, so he and the guys go in search of God in hopes of persuading him to stop interfering with the NFL.

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GIRLS 11 p.m. on HBO As Hannah (Lena Dunham) tries to cope with an untimely death, she can’t help but wonder how it will affect her e-book deal. Jessa (Jemima Kirke) reconnects with an old friend who she mistakenly thought was dead. Marnie (Allison Williams) comes across a video that Charlie posted online, and let’s just say she’s not happy.

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A vocal coach competes with her own father and his main rival for a prestigious gig doing the voice-over on a trailer for a big-budget movie.

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A single father learns he has to watch the people he trusts with his daughter.

A prank war between Max and Phoebe gets out of hand; Hank and Barb try a new parenting style.

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Brooklyn Nets at Boston Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston.

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A former Navy SEAL becomes trapped in the wilderness with drug runners and an old enemy.

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An irresponsible playboy must grow up quickly when a former lover gives him their daughter to raise — then leaves without a trace.

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(N) ’ Å (DVS) DCI Banks ’ Å PBS Masterpiece Classic ’ Å WithoutWalls.TV Reginald Steele Fresh Start TV Fire & Water Teaching. Kenneth Cox Ministries Paid Program TELE Palm Valley Church Más Allá del Impacto (N) (SS) Sal y Pimienta (SS) (:15) Acción Deportiva Noticiero Tras la Verdad (N) UNI Cable Channels Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Andrew Mayne Andrew Mayne Andrew Mayne A&E Duck Dynasty Å 700 Club Special Programming ABC FAM 700 Club Special Programming ›››› “The Godfather” (1972) Å AMC (6:00) ›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas. Å ››› “Malcolm X” (1992) Denzel Washington. The civil-rights leader rises from criminal to crusader. Å ››› “Malcolm X” (1992, Biography) Å BET (5:30) › “B.A.P.S” (1997) Halle Berry. Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta (N) Blood, Sweat & Heels (N) Housewives/Atl. BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta World of Gumball The Powerpuff Girls Teen Titans Go! King of the Hill Å King of the Hill “Pilot” Bob’s Burgers Å CARTOON “Open Season 3” (2010, Comedy) Steve Schirripa, Ciara Bravo. (:15) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. A vengeful father abducts Bryan Mills and his wife. Bullet to the Head ’ CINEMAX (:10) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn. ’ Å CNN Special Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown CNN Special CNN Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown (N) Futurama Å Futurama Å Futurama Å › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006, Comedy) Doris Roberts, Allen Covert, Shirley Jones. 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The work of a dedicated female CIA operative becomes instrumental in the hunt for and elimination of Osama bin Laden.

Devastated by her philandering husband, a successful woman moves to Italy, buys a villa and befriends a married man.

RESCUE DAWN 6:45 a.m. on SHOW During the Vietnam War, Dieter Dengler, a U.S. fighter pilot, is shot down over Laos and taken captive by enemy soldiers.

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SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK 5:55 p.m. on SHOW An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife.

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TIME TO TRY SOMETHING NEW Simple tips to obtain your weight loss goals in the New Year By Scott Keppel

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Resistance training: Typically you can go to a gym and do resistance training yourself, or you can hire a personal trainer and go to a personal training studio. Either way, resistance training is performed using dumbbells, barbells, bands, machines, etc. All offer great benefits, but much like anything all have limitations. Deciding whether or not to lift heavy and less reps, light and more reps, full body, upper body, and so on may be overwhelming so you should consult with a professional before starting to ensure you get the most out of your resistance training. No matter what form of resistance training you choose, you can build lean muscle mass, burn fat/calories, shape your physique and improve both posture and body awareness. 2. Yoga: Yoga studios, as well as personal training studios and big box gyms, offer a variety

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No accident: Curry has Warriors headed for playoffs

The play was called a “backboard alleyoop,” and it was the on-the-fly creation of one Stephen Curry, the stellar point guard of the Golden State Warriors. In a Jan. 5 game against the Washington Wizards, a driving Curry, his path to the basket blocked, shoveled an underhand lob off the backboard and into the waiting right hand of teammate Andrew Bogut, who slammed it home to finish off a highlight-reel play that drew “oohs” and “aahs” from the hostile capital city crowd. The only problem: It was probably an accident. It certainly was a surprise to Bogut, who admitted after the game, “I didn’t know what was going on.” His look of disbelief at his hand immediately after the play certainly didn’t betray that. As for Curry, all he would say was, “We’ve never done that before, so it was nice that it worked out.” Things have worked out well so far this season for Curry and the Warriors, who recorded their ninth straight win with that victory in D.C. At this writing, the Warriors were in second place in the Pacific Division, just behind the Los Angeles Clippers, and fifth in the Western Conference.

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TOP FUEL DRAGSTERS: SPEED AND POWER IN PERSPECTIVE * One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubicinch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500. * Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 11.2 gallons of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.

burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases. * Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.

track, the launch acceleration approaches 8 G’s. * Top Fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light!

* A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to merely drive the dragster’s supercharger.

* Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After 1/2 way, the engine is dieseling from compression plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1400 degrees F. The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.

* With 3000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition. Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.

* If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.

* At the stoichiometric 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitro methane the flame front temperature measures 7050 degrees F.

* Dragsters reach over 300 MPH before you have completed reading this sentence.

* THE BOTTOM LINE: Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, & for once, NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimated $1,000 per second.

* In order to exceed 300 MPH in 4.5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate an average of over 4 G’s. In order to reach 200 MPH well before half-

The current Top Fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.441 seconds for the quarter-mile (10/05/03, Tony Schumacher). The top speed record is

* Nitro methane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw

* Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load. * The redline is actually quite high at 9500 RPM.

333.00 MPH (533 km/h) as measured over the last 66’ of the run (09/28/03, Doug Kalitta).

Dragsters reach over 300mph before you have read this sentence.

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BEER AND WEIGHT with calories from other foods. For example, if you’d like a drink, pass on that bag of potato chips or other treat (but don’t sacrifice healthy choices such as fruits and vegetables in favor of more booze, which is low in nutrients).

first, ahead of calories obtained from other foods. But that doesn’t mean you can drink more! Calories consumed in excess, no matter what the source, will be stored as fat. If your intake is too high and/or you’re not expending enough energy through physical activity, you’re sure to pile on the pounds.

I always find it interesting to see how people who are not actively involved in the beer world view the beverage. Here are a couple of interesting finds from the internet. Written by Megan Gressor and Nick Devito, they both have some interesting information…. except for the whole light beer thing

5 Ways to Beat that Beer Belly Want to whittle that waistline? You can enjoy a drink and still shed those excess pounds. Just follow our easy tips. It’s not called a beer belly for nothing: Alcohol is a common culprit behind abdominal fat. Abdominal fat can be dangerous, increasing your risk for weight-related problems ranging from cardiovascular disease to high blood pressure, diabetes, sleep apnea and some types of cancer. The bigger your waist measurement, the higher the risk, and a measurement of 40 inches or more usually means it’s time to do something about it. If you drink a lot of beer — or any alcohol — cutting back on that habit is a good place to start.

Men are especially at risk for abdominal weight gain — and not just because they may drink more beer. In nutrition-speak, males are typically “apple-shaped,” meaning fat tends to concentrate around their waists. Women tend to be “pears,” with more fat around their hips and thighs. The good news for “apples” is that upperbody fat usually gets burned before the more stubborn lower-body fat of “pears” (which is meant to see women through pregnancy). And you don’t have to be a teetotaler to bust that gut. You can enjoy alcohol in moderation and still drop the excess. It helps to follow our gut-be-gone rules:

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Blame the Beer? Since alcohol is toxic to the liver, the body eliminates it as quickly as possible and burns those calories off

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Choose light beer over the full-strength brew: It’s lower in calories. To slow your beer consumption, quench your thirst first with water, then alternate beer with nonalcoholic beverages, preferably low-calorie ones like seltzer. Feel like a nice cold beer? Why not go for a walk and then have it? Not only does walking or jogging one mile burn the calories in an average drink, but keeping active has many other health benefits as well. So get moving!

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While moderate drinking has documented potential benefits, particularly on cardiovascular health, overindulgence is dangerous. Men generally shouldn’t drink more than one or two drinks per day; a “drink” is usually defined as an ounce of alcohol, equivalent to that found in a 12-ounce bottle of beer, a 5-ounce glass of wine, or 1.5 ounces of 80-proof distilled spirits. (It’s a good idea to talk with your physician for advice about your own use of alcohol.)

The Moderation Strategy

Approximately half of U.S. males are overweight, with one in four trying to lose weight at any given time, according to American Medical Association figures. Many give up early because they fear they will have to go hungry and/or give up booze while on a diet. But the key to weight loss is eating smarter, not starving yourself or giving up everything you enjoy. So have the occasional beer, if you like. Moderation is the key! And if you want to make your own…

Smart Snacking Alcohol stimulates the appetite. And the majority of calories consumed at parties isn’t necessarily from the alcohol as much as from the highfat snacks that usually come with it. Instead of nuts, cheese, corn chips or potato chips, try:

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Crunchy vegetable crudités such as carrots, bell peppers, celery and zucchini. Swap creamy dips for salsa or bean dip.

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Pretzels.

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Popcorn (but skip the butter).

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Toasted pita bread.

The key to creating slimming suds at home It’s one of the saddest realities of mankind: Beer is full of empty calories. Sure, it might give you courage or make your the ballgame more interesting, but too much of it can also make you fat. You could turn to the slew of lowcalorie beers that have been hitting the shelves lately, like Miller64, which, at 64 calories per bottle, has about half the calorie-count of a regular bottle of suds.

Trade calories from alcohol

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“You can’t get more organic or local than home-brewing.”

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But why not join your fellow countrymen and get on board the growing home-brewing bandwagon? Not only is it cheaper to brew your own beer — at about $40 for the ingredients to create a 5-gallon batch of beer — but it allows you to control what you put in your body. “You can recreate anything that’s made in a store,” advises Gary Glass, director of the American Homebrewers Association. Brewing your own dry stout, for example, is an excellent way to get your brewski on for significantly fewer calories than, say, a traditional bottle of Bud. And how’s this for a silver lining? There’s no fat in beer. “The calories are all from the alcohol, says Glass, whose organization is based in Boulder, Colorado. “To reduce the amount of calories in your beer, cut back on the amount of grains” in your home brew, Glass says. Want to be like the estimated 750,000 other homebrewers in America and create your own batch of hooch? It’s easy. Here’s how:

Home-Brewed Beer Ingredients

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A brewpot

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A fermenter

Instructions Once you’ve got your equipment and ingredient list, you’re ready to start brewing. Here’s the general gist: 1.

Boil malt extract with some hops for about an hour.

2. Put that into a fermenter with cold water and chill. 3. Add yeast and let ferment for two to three weeks. 4. Pour into bottles, cap them and voilà! Of course, the catch here is that using fewer grains means less alcohol content. The end result is what aficionados like Glass would call a “lower gravity” beer. That essentially means “more watery” to laymen. But there are ways to infuse more flavor to offset that watery taste. Glass suggests turning to more flavorful malts like black patent malt, brown malts, chocolate malts, or anything that’s been roasted to “give your beer a burnt-coffee flavor,” he says. Again, the fewer grains you use in your home brew, the lower the beer’s alcohol content will be. So if you’re looking to get “happy,” you run the risk of drinking twice as much of your lower-calorie beer than you would regular beer. That puts you back to Continued On Page 52...

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...Continued from page 50 square one. “In my opinion, if you want to cut back on your calories when drinking beer, you should cut back on the amount you’re drinking,” Glass says. “And then choose flavorful beers that you like.” Glass says he’s seen a rising trend from men who want to create their

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CRAFT BEER DIRECTORY PHOENIX Angel’s Trumpet Ale House 810 N. Second Street, Phoenix - Rotates, look for Saison Dupont, Monk’s Café Flemish, Troubadour Magma Culinary Dropout at The Yard 5632 N. 7th Street, Phoenix Ask for: Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale, Ska True Blond, Big Sky Moose Drool Copper Blues 50 W. Jefferson Street Phoenix Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, SanTan Hefeweizen, Leinenkugel Honey Weiss Delux 3146 E. Camelback Rd. Phoenix 85016 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Tripel Karmeliet, Moose Drool The Garage Restaurant and Bar 534 E. Bethany Home Rd. Phoenix 85014. Ask For: Stiegl Lager, Breckenridge Vanilla Porter, Thunder Canyon Deep Canyon Amber.

George and Dragon 4240 North Central Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85012-1812 Ask For: Fat Tire, Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Grand Canyon Pilsner

Half Moon Sports Grill 288 E. Greenway Parkway, Phoenix Ask for: Sonoran White Chocolate, SanTan Hopshock, New Belgium Fat Tire Hazelwoods 1st Place 3226 East Indian School Phoenix, AZ 85018 Ask For: Moose Drool/Big Sky IPA / Trout Slayer Lost Leaf Gallery 914 N. 5th St. Phoenix 85004 Ask for: Fox Barrel Pear Cider, Breckenridge Vanilla Porter, Abita Purple Haze Magnums 731 E. Union Hills Dr. Phoenix 85024 Ask for: Bell’s Oberon, Tripel Karmeliet, St. Bernardus ABT 12

Moto 6845 N. 16th St. Phoenix 85016 Ask for: Left Hand Sawtooth Nitro, New Belgium Seasonals, SanTan Epicenter

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Boulders on Broadway 530 W. Broadway Rd. Tempe 85282 Ask for: Bell’s Two Hearted Ale, New Belium Ranger IPA, Lost Coast Great White

Half Moon Sports Grill 2121 E. Highland Avenue, Phoenix Ask for: New Belgium Ranger, SanTan Seasonal Releases, Sonoran White Chocolate

Main Ingredient Ale House 2337 N. 7th St. Phoenix 85006 Ask for: Anderson Valley Boont Amber, Oskar Blues G’Knight, Sonoran Inebriator

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North Mountain Brewing 522 E. Dunlap, Phoenix 85020 Ask for: New Belgium Rampant Imperial IPA, College Street Big Blue Van and any of N. Mountain’s own hand-crafted ales

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Devil’s Advocate 955 E. University, Tempe – Blue Moon, Leinenkugel Seasonal, SanTan Devils Ale

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O.H.S.O 4900 E. Indian School Road Phoenix, AZ Ask for: Grand Canyon Raspberry Wheat, Thunder Canyon Good Vibrations IPA, Papago Coconut Joe Sun Up Brewery 322 E. Camelback Rd. Phoenix 85012 Ask for: Trooper IPA, Armadillo Red, Light Rail Cream Ale The Yard House 21001 N. Tatum Blvd. Phoenix 85050 Ask for: Gulden Draak, Lost Coast Great White, Alaskan Amber ZIPPS Sports Grill 3647 E. Indian School Rd. Phoenix, 85018 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber, New Belgium 1554 TEMPE Bison Witches 21 E. 6th St. Tempe 85281 Ask for: Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Big Sky Moose Drool, Breckenridge Avalanche Amber Boston’s 400 West University Dr Tempe 85281

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Flanny’s Bar & Grill 1805 E. Elliot Rd. Tempe, 85284 Ask For: Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Green Flash Hop Head Red, SanTan Seasonals Four Peaks Brewery 1340 E. 8th St. Tempe 85281 Ask for: Kilt Lifter, 8th St. Ale, Hop Knot IPA Gordon Biersch 420 S. mill Ave. Tempe 85281 Ask for: Golden Export, Hefeweizen, Czech Pilsner HandleBar and Grill 680 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe – New Belgium Abbey Ale, Sonoran White Chocolate ale, Green Flash Hop Head Red Lucky Break Billiards, Bar and Grill 1807 E. Baseline Road Tempe AZ 85283 Featuring SanTan Seasonals, Abita Purple Haze, Leinenkugel Seasonals.

Ask for: Bell’s Oberon, Big Sky Moose Drool, Alaskan Amber Tavern on Mill 404 s Mill Ave Tempe, 85281 Ask for: Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Ballast Point Pale Ale, Green Flash West Coat IPA Thirsty Lion 2000 East Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe Marketplace Tempe, AZ 85281 Ask for: Fat Tire, Alaskan Amber, Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale World of Beer 526 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe Left Hand Milk Stout, Wittekerke, St. Bernardus ABT 12 Yucca Tap Room 29 W. Southern Ave. Tempe 85282 Ask for: Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Bell’s Oberon, Left Hand Polestar Pils WEST SIDE Caballero Grill 1800 N. Litchfield Road, Goodyear Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, SanTan Gordo Stout, Blue Moon

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Macayo’s Depot Cantina 300 South Ash Avenue Tempe, AZ 85281 Fat Tire, New Belgium Seasonals, SanTan Devils Ale Mellow Mushroom 740 South Mill Avenue Tempe, AZ 85281-3629 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Abita Purple Haze, Big Sky Moose Drool Taste of Tops 403 W. University Dr. Tempe 85251

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2401 W. Westgate Blvd. Glendale 85305 Ask for: Kiltlifter and Stone IPA, Fat Tire Bottles Thunderbird Roadhouse 3549 W. Thunderbird Road Phoenix 85053 Ask For: New Belgium Abbey, Ranger IPA, SanTan Hefeweizen, Left hand Nitro Milk Stout SCOTTSDALE and NORTH VALLEY

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Deli Sports Bar 9635 W. Peoria Avenue, Peoria Ask for: Green Flash West Coast IPA, Abita Purple Haze, Grand Canyon American Pilsner Gordon Biersch 6915 N. 95th Ave. Glendale 85305 Ask for: Golden Export, Hefeweizen, Czech Pilsner Ground Control 14140 W. Indian School Rd. Goodyear, 85338 Ask for: Schneider Weisse, Tripel Karmeliet, St. Bernardus ABT 12 Mellow Mushroom 2490 W. Happy Valley Rd. Phoenix, 85085 Ask for: Abita Purple Haze, Grand Canyon Pilsner, Sonoran Inebriator Old Chicago 5695 W. Bell Rd. Glendale, 85308 Ask for: Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat, New Belgium 1554, SKA Pinstripe Red Original Wineburger 6027 N. 19th Ave. Phoenix 85015 Ask for: Thunder Canyon Deep Canyon Amber, Bridgeport Seasonals, Big Sky IPA The Shout! House 6770 N. Sunrise Blvd. #207 Glendale, 85305 Ask for: Blue Moon, Fat Tire and Stone IPA The Yard House

AZ Wine Company 2515 N. Scottsdale Rd. Scottsdale, AZ 85257 Ask for: Any of our fine craft beers. Blue 32 Sports Grill 7923 North Scottsdale Rd Scottsdale AZ, 85253 Papago Orange Blossom/ Sun Up Trooper IPA/Moose Drool Brat Haus – 3622 N. Scottsdale Road, Phoenix – SanTan Seasonal, KrombacherPils, Port Brewing Mongo

Gordon Biersch 18545 N. Allied Way Scottsdale 85054 Ask for: Golden Export, Hefeweizen, Czech Pilsner Papago Brewing Company 7107 E. McDowell Rd. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Orange Blossom, Hopago IPA, El Robusto Porter The Yard House 7014 E. Camelback Rd. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Abita Purple Haze, Bear Republic Racer 5

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Cave Creek Tap Haus 6900 east cave Creek Road Cave Creek, AZ 85331 Ask for: Krombacher Pils, Lost Coast Great White, SunUp Trooper IPA Chop & Wok 10425 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, AZ 85253 Oskar Blues Ten Fidy, Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Grand Canyon Pilsner, Green Flash Hop Head Red, Sonoran White Chocolate Ale Culinary Dropout 7135 E. Camelback Scottsdale, 85251 Ask for: SanTan Epicenter, Abita Purple Haze, Breckenridge Avalanche Amber Four Peaks Brewery 15730 N. Pima Rd. Scottsdale 85260 Ask for: Kilt Lifter, 8th St. Ale, Hop Knot IPA Goldie’s Sports Cafe 10135 E. Via Linda Scottsdale, 85258 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber, New Belgium Seasonals, New Belgium 1554

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The Hungry Monk 1760 W. Chandler Blvd Chandler, 85224 Ask for: Bell’s Two Hearted, The Lost Abbey Judgment Day, Ballast Point Sculpin Gordon Biersch 2218 E. Williams Field Rd. Gilbert 85296 Ask for: Golden Export, Hefeweizen, Czech Pilsner Iguana Macks 1371 N. Alma School Rd. Chandler 85224 Ask for: San Tan Epicenter, Blue Moon, SanTan Devil’s Ale Irish Republic 58 S. San Marcos Pl. Chandler 85225 Ask for: Irish Republic Amber, Sleepy Dog Red Rover, KilKenny’s Irish Cream Ale BoomBozz Tap House 1026 E. Gilbert Road Gilbert AZ Ask for: SanTan Devil’s Ale, Bell’s Oberon, Pyramid Hefeweizen

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ZIPPS Sports Grill 3950 W. Ray Rd Chandler, 85226 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber 1st Round Draft 1520 West Warner rd Gilbert AZ 85233 Fat Tire, Devil’s Ale, Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro

Old Chicago 1656 S. Alma School Rd. Mesa, 85210 Ask for: Lost Coast Great White, Moose Drool, Abita Turbodog

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TT Roadhouse 2915 N. 68th St. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Ska Modus Hoperandi IPA, Moose Drool, San Tan Devil’s Ale

Old Chicago 6821 E. Superstition Springs Blvd Mesa 85209 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat, SanTan Hopshock

ZIPPS Sports Grill 14148 N. 100th St. Scottsdale, 85259 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber, New Belgium 1554

Public House Garage 4855 East Warner Road Phoenix, AZ 85044-3308 Ask for: SanTan Epicenter, Oskar Blues Mama’s Little Yella Pils, Papago Oragne Blossom

ZIPPS Sports Grill 8380 E. Via De Ventura Scottsdale, 85258 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber

San Tan Brewery 8 S. San Marcos Plaza Chandler,85225 Ask for:Sun Spot Gold, Devils Ale, Hopshock

ZIPPS Sports Grill 6501 E. Greenway Pkwy Scottsdale 85254 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber

Sun Devil Liquors Cellar 235 N. Country Club Drive Mesa, 85201 Ask for: Dale’s Pale Ale, Anderson Valley Summer Solstice, SKA Modus Hoperandi

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A futuristic automobile designed by Ford for the movie Blade Runner was produced and sold in limited quantities as the “Ford Harrison.” AZWeeklyMagazine.com

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Buffalo Chip Saloon (480) 488-9118, 6811 E. Cave Creek Rd. www.buffalochipsaloon.com Wed Jan 22 The Donny Grub Band Thu Jan 23 Pick o’ the Litter Fri Jan 24 The Donny Grub Band Sat Jan 25 Pick o’ the Litter Sun Jan 26 Pick o’ the Litter Char’s Has the Blues (602) 2300205, 4631 N. 7th Ave. www.charshastheblues.com Wed Jan 22 Larry Bailey Thu Jan 23 Soul Power Fri Jan 24 Soul Power Sat Jan 25 Laydee Jai Sun Jan 26 Soul Power Mon Jan 28 Bam Bam Jam Session Tue Jan 29 Laydee Jai CK’s Tavern and Grill (480) 7065564, 4142 E. Chandler Blvd. www. ckgrill.com Fri Jan 24 Uncorked Sat Jan 25 Legend City Club Red (480) 496-4733, 2155 E. University Dr., Tempe: www.clubredrocks.com Wed Jan 22 Headbang for the Highway’s Battle for Summer Slaughter Fri Jan 24 Stateline, WTF Fridays Sat Jan 25 Voodoo Swing w/ guests Sun Jan 26 J-Boog, Kava Kreation Cocomo Joe’s (480) 538-8008, 28244 N. Tatum Blvd. www.cocomojoes.com Fri Jan 24 Easton Ashe Sat Jan 25 Easton Ashe Copper Blues (480) 791-5005, 50 W. Jefferson St., Phoenixwww.copperblueslive.com Wed Jan 22 Black Bottom Lighters Fri Jan 24 The Walkens Coyote Alley (623) 546-9222, 16846 W. Bell Rd. www.coyotealleyaz.com

Wed Jan 22 DJ & Karaoke Host Slim Jim Thu Jan 23 Ladies Night Karaoke Mon Jan 27 Karaoke Tue Jan 28 Service Industry Night Desert Ridge Marketplace 21001 N. Tatum Blvd. (District Stage) and (AMC Fountain). www.shopdesertridge.com Fri Jan 24 Sonoran Swing Band Sat Jan 25 Tony Putrino Hard Rock Café (602) 261-7625, 201 E. Washington St., Phoenix www. hardrock.com No Events This Week

Harold’s Corral (480) 488-1906, 6895 E. Cave Creek Rd.: www.haroldscorral.com Thu Jan 23 AZ Blues Project Sun Jan 26 Crown Kings Hazelwoods First Place 3626 E. Indian School Rd. www.hazelwoodsfirstplace.com Wed Jan 22 Daylon Green Sun Jan 25 Paul Innocenti Ice House Tavern (602) 244-1179, 3855 E. Thomas Rd. www.icehousetavernphx.com Thu Jan 23 The Cons Fri Jan 24 Dorks In Space, Gomi, Combat Medic Joe’s Grotto (602) 992-1007, 13825 N. 32nd St. www.joesgrotto.com Wed Jan 22 Open Mic Jam w/ Cindy Love, DJ Adrenaline & DJ Prov and Co. Thu Jan 23 Industry Night Fri Jan 24 City In The Sea w/ guests Sat Jan 25 Nerdalesque Lost Leaf Gallery (602) 258-0014, 914 N 5th St & Roosevelt, Phoenix www.thelostleaf.org Wed Jan 22 The Sugar Thieves Thu Jan 23 Wooden Indian Fri Jan 24 Hello Doll Face O’Kelley’s (480) 756-6069, 2120 W. Guadalupe Rd. www.okelleysbar.com Fri Jan 24 Rock Addix

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Pranksters Too (480) 990-1114, 7919 E Thomas Rd. www.prankstersgarandbrill.com Wed Jan 22 Acoustic jam Thu Jan 23 Acoustic Jam

Tempe Marketplace 2000 E. Rio Salado Pkwy (District Stage) and (B&N Fountain). www.tempemarketplace. com Fri Jan 24 Traveler, Michael Ferraro Sat Jan 25 Knee Deep Experience, Scott Jeffers Ratio

Pub Rock (480) 945-4985, 8005 E. Roosevelt St., Scottsdale www. Pubrocklive.com Thu Jan 23 Never Let This Go, NightRiots, The Gallery, Shae Brock Fri Jan 24 Phil H. Anselmo of The Illegals, Passafire & Balllyhoo Rhythm Room (602) 265-4842, 1019 E. Indian School Rd., Phoenix www. rhythmroom.com Thu Jan 23 AZ Songwriters Circle Fri Jan 24 The Sugar Thieves Sat Jan 25 Rockabilly Fundraiser for Lucky Dog Rescue Rock Bar (480) 331-9190, 4245 N. Craftsman Court, Scottsdale www. rockbarscottsdale.com Wed Jan 22 Dishwalla Sat Jan 25 Royale Battle of the Bands Rogue Bar (480) 947-3580, 423 N. Scottsdale Rd., Scottsdale www. theroguebar.com Wed Jan 22 Open Mic w/ Jason Messer Fri Jan 24 The Rebel Set record release show Sun Jan 26 La Fin Absolute du Monde Sail Inn (480) 966-9565 26 S. Farmer Ave, Tempe www.TheSailInn.com Tue Jan 22 Sandy Hathaway CD Release Party Thu Jan 24 Gem & Jam Pre Party Fri Jan 25 Robby Roberson Quartet Sat Jan 26 The Noodles Steel Horse Saloon (602) 942-8778, 1818 W. Bell Rd. www.steelhorsesaloon.com Fri Jan 24 The Switch Sat Jan 25 Polar Bear Ride, High Strung

Tempe Tavern (602) 625-1336, 1810 E. Apache Blvd. www.tempetavern. com Wed Jan 22 Rolling Blackouts w/ Sasquanaut Fri Jan 24 Crippled Ninja w/ Guests

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Blue Martini (480) 638-BLUE, 5455 E. High St. www.bluemartinilounge.com Wed Jan 22 Girls Night Out Live Music w/ Marley Taylor Sun Jan 26 Rock And Soul Sundays

The Trunk Space (602) 256-6006, 1506 N.W. Grand Ave. www.thetrunkspace.com Wed Jan 22 Dino-Prov Thu Jan 23 Ultra Bide Fri Jan 24 Stephen Steinbrink Glochids Diners, & Beauty Secrets Sat Jan 25 Hieronyymus Bogs, RPM Orchestra, Former Friends of Young Americans, CJ Boyd Toby Keith’s Mesa (480) 844-8629, 1065 N. Dobson Rd. www.tobysmesa. com Wed Jan 22 Zona Road Thu Jan 23 James Parks Fri Jan 24 Chad Freeman Sat Jan 25 Zona Road Toby Keith’s Peoria (623) 208-7288, 9824 W. Northern Ave, Peoria www. countrybarpeoria.com Fri Jan 22 James Parks Sat Jan 24 Zona Road Sun Jan 25 Chad Freeman Waddell’s Longhorn Corral (623)8530395, 1629 N 195th Ave.: www.waddellslonghorncorral.com Jan 22-25 Justin Wright and High Octane Yucca Tap Room (480) 967-4777, 29 W. Southern Ave.www.yuccatap.com

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0.5% to 0.7% of all words spoken throughout the world are swear words. Athazagoraphobia is an uncontrollable fear of being forgotten, ignored, replaced or abandoned.

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In 1955, Jonas Salk chose not to patent his polio vaccine for the betterment of humanity. As a result, he missed out on earning an estimated $7 billion.

Left-handedness is also known as “sinistrality” because left-handed people were once thought to be demons.

Mr. T’s gold chains were taken from the people he beat up as a bouncer. He wore them openly so they could come back to get them.

Until the age of 18 months, humans are unable to identify themselves in a mirror. In 1937, two women wore shorts out in public for the first time. They drew a huge amount of male attention and caused a car accident. AZWeeklyMagazine.com

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