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Douglas’ Campaign Communicators Open season on Vermont politics

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BUSINESS 10A

POLI PSY BY JUDITH LEVINE

Local Attorney Pitches New Brand for the Queen City

On the public uses and abuses of emotion

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Teach It BACK 2 SCHOOL Notable Vermonters recall the educators who inspired them to tune in, learn on or drop out BY ALISON NOVAK

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Campus Greens BACK 2 SCHOOL Which Vermont college campuses are making the grade on sustainability? BY KEN PICARD & KIRK KARDASHIAN

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Connected to Laura and the World WOMEN Burlington marches for Laura Winterbottom, and against sexual violence

Vermont Political Activist Arrested at RNC BY MIKE IVES ENVIRONMENT 13A

Composters Say Regulators Didn’t Favor Douglas Kin BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

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Book Fest Draws Lit Luminaries to Burlington BY MARGOT HARRISON

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Weathering Well ART Art review: “Exposed! 2008” at Helen Day Art Center BY MARC AWODEY

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Winging It FOOD Rating a college town’s favorite finger food BY ALICE LEVITT

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Respect the Wing, Tame the Drummette FOOD A history of the wing BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER & ALICE LEVITT

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HOUSING CRUNCH I cannot understand why we are still having this conversation about UVM’s housing situation [Local Matters, August 27]. The issue has been studied, re-studied, analyzed, prioritized and compartmentalized, and UVM has yet to live up to its obligations. It is imperative that the city powers-that-be stop bending to the will of UVM. Will someone, anyone, for once, stand up to this giant and hold them accountable? UVM must develop more — much more — student housing. Yes, they did build some new units, but with the increase in student enrollment, it does not come close to even attempting to meet these new demands. Why does the city continually allow this? Working families have long been exploited in Burlington. Let’s face it: Vermont has the oldest housing stock in the nation. We pay outrageous rents for apartments that I would not even want a dog to live in. Yet we pay and pay and pay. We must establish rent control. There are too many working families ending up homeless. All of the “affordable� housing programs out there are not really affordable to the average working family.

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TEFLON TIM? For the umpteenth time, I am struck by the irony of Seven Days’ coverage of Tim Ashe, ubiquitous city politician [Local Matters, August 27]. I am a faithful reader, especially on city issues, but I’ve never seen a disclosure, in connection with any of the stories where Mr. Ashe is a source or a subject, that he is also the domestic partner of one of the paper’s owners. As the most recent story makes clear, Tim Ashe aims to shape city and state policy for many years to come. The couple is entitled to their privacy, certainly, but don’t your readers deserve to understand that the chances of seeing Tim Ashe cast in a negative light in the pages of Seven Days are virtually nil? Lucy Totten

over the years in “Inside Track.� Freyne portrayed Ashe negatively and positively, depending on the councilor’s actions. Seven Days will continue to apply that standard to its coverage of Ashe as long as he makes news. Routly does not shape or edit any stories in which Ashe is featured. How is it “ironic� that two people’s jobs intersect? Welcome to Vermont.

and crazy 4th of July parties. I have good memories of what they tried to accomplish and, if I could, I would certainly live in that kind of situation again. Lori Ebare

TOUCHSTONE MEMORIES I’m surprised that Susan Green didn’t mention Touchstone in Bristol, Vermont [“Hippie Havens,� August 20]. I grew up there, being about 12 when my parents and my uncle and various other people (who mostly all still live in that area) got together, bought land, built houses, pooled resources, raised kids and had some wild

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webpage  TEXT WGME TO 21321 Does that headline make sense to you? It’s a type of instruction you’ll see more and more in the coming months, as cellphone text alert campaigns proliferate in Vermont. Not familiar with text alerts? Basically, subscribing to them is like subscribing to an email newsletter, only the messages are really, really short — and they’re delivered to your cellphone. Text alerts have been in the news this summer, particularly when Barack Obama announced his vice presidential nominee to tech-savvy supporters via text message. Nielsen Mobile estimates that nearly 3 million people received Obama’s veep text. The Democratic Party later plugged the texting campaign from the stage before Obama’s speech. Last week, they also sent out a text asking supporters to donate money to the Red Cross to help with Hurricane Gustav relief efforts. Local companies have started experimenting with texting,

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Speaking Volumes, VCAM, JDK, The Green Door Studio and SEABA Headquarters were among videographer Eva Sollberger’s stops during last weekend’s South End Art Hop.

Well, apparently, it does the folks at Every Woman Physical Therapy, one of the stops, at 208 Flynn Ave., along this weekend’s South End Art Hop. The photographer, Kimberley Hannaman Taylor, says that, after hanging her 24 postcard-sized photographs at Every Woman, she received a call from the South End Arts & Business Association. She was told that Toby Richman, Every Woman’s owner, had objected to this photo and two similar images. While the exhibit’s content is, overall, pretty benign — landscapes, a ferry, fruits, vegetables — the baby-doll pix were such an affront to Richman that she demanded that Taylor remove the whole shebang before the patrons start arriving this evening. “The photos do not depict nudity, they’re not political, they’re not violent,� Taylor said. “They’re photographs of an inanimate object lying in the snow.� Read more online . . . Posted September 5 by Brian Wallstin

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What a Weekend So, I had quite an eventful weekend, if I may say so. Friday evening was, of course, the South End Art Hop, which proved once again to be one of the most awesome things about Burlington. I got to see lots of cool art, mingle with cool people, and hear cool music — although I missed The Cush’s set at the JDK design studio because I totally lost track of where I was and ended up at the wrong end of Maple St. But best of all, I got a nifty new Seven Days T-shirt, screenprinted right before my eyes. Awesome. But speaking of those JDK folks . . . the launch party they put on in celebration of their book of Higher Ground posters, __ of 1500, was fantastic. Read more online . . . Posted September 9 by Tyler Machado

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ast Saturday morning, during the South End Art Hop, Steve Norman sat on a stool outside Fresh Market on Pine Street. He was keeping his eye on both the thickening clouds and the display of posters he had set up to promote his new slogan for Burlington: “The San Francisco of New England.� The posters, with the slogan printed along the bottom in orange letters, sold for $10 each and featured a few iconic images of the city — a snowcovered pier, cyclists crossing a wooden bridge, Lake Champlain in a dramatic light. The previous evening, when the street was thick with the Art Hop crowd, Norman sold 10 of the posters. That was the easy part. The bigger challenge was trying to win people over to the idea that the Queen City can be compared to a major metropolis 3000 miles away. “There were a lot of smiles,� he recalled, “some outright laughs, a lot of I-don’t-get-its and some frowns.� Norman, 62, admits he isn’t “a branding person.� An attorney by trade, he also admits his idea isn’t completely original, coming as it does one year after the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce rolled out its official tagline for the region, “The West Coast of New England.� Like many locals, Norman knew that expression had been around since the ’80s. If his new slogan seems derivative, it also comes cheap. His campaign to “re-brand� Burlington has so far cost him “a few thousand dollars� in the posters and postcards he has distributed to local shops and businesses for sale as souvenirs. He’s also set up a website, www.SFofNE.com, to promote his slogan. The chamber’s slogan, on the other hand, was the culmination of the yearlong Burlington Branding Project. Conducted by Lexington, Mass.-based consultant Bill Wilkie at a cost of $35,000, the project set out to discover — through focus groups, an online survey and oneon-one interviews — the appeal that Burlington holds for tourists and potential new businesses. Wilkie’s final report was loaded with marketing jargon and buzzwords, not to mention the kind of observations that would hardly seem to require the services of an out-of-state consultant: Yes, it’s beautiful here; “quaint and charming� even. The natives are tolerant and friendly. Burlington’s spirit is “’chill,� but not “frosty.� Nor is it hick or hillbilly. “It is rural,� the report stated, “but not threatening, Hatfields-and-Mc Coys/Deliverance rural . . .� Noting that few tourists stay in Burlington for more than two or three days, Wilkie concluded that the city is in “aspirational� mode — an “almost place� that must find “the sweet spot between cherishing its charms and strengths without losing perspective.� Some might argue that linking Burlington to the far edge of the continent is hardly keeping things in perspective. Chamber direc-

tor Tim Shea said the committee charged with choosing the slogan considered dozens of suggestions, but kept coming back to “The West Coast of New England.� “We thought, ‘Well, gosh, if we pick that one, people will say we went through this whole process to pick that,’� Shea recalled. “But why create a new one just to create a new one?� After settling on the slogan, the chamber unveiled an online branding “tool kit,� which provides photos and focus-group-tested phrases that tourism-related businesses can use in their own advertising. The site receives about 80 visits a month. Shea is pleased with the response, but he’s unable to say whether the project has actually enticed more visitors to the city. “We’ve tried to be reflective of the brand,� he said. “But it’s one of those fuzzy things to measure.�

is selling: the views, the lake and the weekendgetaway convenience that brings so many Bostonians and MontrĂŠalers to town. But while the chamber has chosen to downplay the city’s urban character in favor of something it calls “tame country,â€? Norman wants to play up Burlington’s cosmopolitan elements. “It makes sense to advertise Burlington as something vital and happening and ambitious,â€? he said. “We’ve got architecture and industry and trade and commerce. San Francisco was a huge lumber port in the 1850s, just like Burlington was for the East Coast.â€? Beyond the scenery and the amenities common to any city, the San Francisco-Burlington analogy breaks down pretty quickly, Norman admits, especially for those who have actually visited the more famous “city by the bay.â€? Helen Fuqua, manager of Apple Mountain Vermont Gifts on the Church Street Marketplace, said her customers respond to both slogans with mild amusement. The two “West Coastâ€? T-shirts her shop carries do all right, she said, but are “hardly bestsellers.â€? As for Norman’s San Francisco postcards, “we went through 50 of them and just reordered,â€? she said, adding that Norman has been “working his idea pretty hard.â€? Norman’s San Francisco analogy is “a good idea,â€? said Jeremy Bond, owner of Champlain Leather on Cherry Street. While the post-

We’re Burlington. Why would you want to make comparisons to someplace else? HANNAH HAUPT, FROG HOLLOW CRAFT CENTER Earlier this summer, Norman offered “The San Francisco of New England� to the chamber, citing the “synergy� the two slogans could generate. “I said, ‘Take it and run with it,’� he said. “They said, ‘No, no. We think our campaign is going just fine.’� At that point, Norman set about selling it on his own. An attorney for Vermont Legal Aid for 22 years, Norman quit the nonprofit in 2005 to start a design and publishing firm he calls Linearc. That’s also the name of a geometric bicycle Norman designed and introduced a couple years back. The Linearc features pedals that pump up and down instead of rotating, making for what he claims is a faster, more efficient ride. “The San Francisco of New England� is a less audacious endeavor for Norman than was the bike, but it faces an equally difficult challenge — to change how people perceive a product they’re probably inclined to accept as is. Just as Norman has no quarrel with the traditional bicycle, his slogan isn’t an attempt to reinvent the chamber’s wheel, as it were. Indeed, “The San Francisco of New England� relies on the same Burlington attributes the chamber

cards haven’t sold well, he thinks the slogan will eventually catch people’s fancy. In the meantime, he’ll support it on principle. “I think it was absolutely ridiculous that the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber, which I joined two years ago and am a happy member of, paid $35,000 to somebody to come up with a phrase about Burlington that people have been saying anyway for years,� Bond said. Hannah Haupt, a long-time employee at Frog Hollow State Craft Center, hadn’t heard of Norman’s San Francisco brand, nor does she hear tourists — or anyone else — invoke the chamber’s slogan. But, having lived just south of San Francisco for a time, she thinks linking Burlington to the real West Coast is a little silly. “We’re Burlington,� she said with a skeptical grin. “Why would you want to make comparisons to someplace else?� As he sat outside Fresh Market on Saturday, hoping the rain would hold off long enough for him to sell a few posters, Norman conceded that Haupt might be right: Perhaps Burlington should stand on its own merits. “I can see that point of view,� he said. >

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ince graduating from the University of Vermont in May, Sam Maron has run afoul of the law on two continents for his political activism. On August 15, during the Olympic Games, Maron, 22, was deported from Beijing after he dropped a “Free Tibet� banner outside the headquarters of China Central Television. Then, last Monday, he was among hundreds of political activists arrested and jailed in St. Paul, Minnesota, during the Republican National Convention. Around midday on September 1, the opening day of the convention, Maron was one of five activists with Vermont ties who helped protestors from Pittsburgh lock themselves to a car to prevent delegate buses from passing through an intersection. According to Maron, after ordering the protestors to disperse, about 80 officers, some wielding pepper spray, “cornered� the group. Over the next hour, some activists were “dragged� from the scene and arrested, Maron said. He and others were detained, searched and ordered to identify themselves. After refusing to cooperate with police, Maron and a friend, a Vassar College student, were arrested along with other protesters in the area. “It was totally arbitrary,� Maron recalled. “We were literally walking on the sidewalk following a dispersal order when they arrested us . . . It was very obvious that they rounded us up first, and then looked for a reason to do so.� After being transferred to a local jail, Maron was separated from his friend and placed in a cell, where he was held for 48 hours. He was charged with disorderly conduct, obstructing traffic, obstructing the legal process and unlawful assembly. Released on $1000 bail, Maron was met outside the jail by a

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man, was arrested September 1, more than 800 protesters and 19 media workers were arrested during the four-day convention. In an interview with Goodman, Minnesota’s Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher said the arrests were made in response to “brazen criminal acts,� such as blocking streets. Fletcher later admitted on the show that his department had hired infiltrators to spy on local activists in the months leading up to the convention — a tactic the Minneapolis-based alternative weekly City Pages reported on in May. (City Pages writers also reported they were maced and assaulted while attempting to cover the protests.) Maron, who is an intern at Students for a Free Tibet in New York City, plans to contest the charges against him. “The case against us is slim to nil,� he said. “I’m pretty confident that all of the charges will be dropped.� >

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“They’re always looking over our shoulder.� Vermont Natural Ag produces some 45,000 cubic yards of compost per year — five times as much as Intervale. The compost is made from waste from cows, horses, sheep, turkeys and chickens, as well as from food residuals, which Foster defines as “pre-consumer� materials from local restaurants and grocery stores. Some of the suspicion surrounding Foster stemmed from an Act 250 waiver the state granted Vermont Natural Ag in 2003, when the company added a new building and upgraded its bagging operation. Critics of the state’s enforcement actions against Intervale and Vermont Compost point out that the Vermont Agency of Natural Re-

operation as an environmental and archeological hazard, claiming it sits atop an Abenaki burial ground. The state also accused the facility, which is located in a floodplain, of dumping contaminated wastewater onto community garden plots. Vermont Compost’s troubles with the state started in March, when neighbors complained about potential health hazards associated with Hammer’s farm, which abuts three homes on Montpelier’s Main Street. In an email to Douglas, one neighbor said neighbors “have seen increased crows� and were worried about “the rat problem� and run-off into the local water supply. For his part, Foster has been supportive of Intervale and Vermont Compost in their battles with the

Some of the suspicion that Foster received preferential treatment stemmed from an Act 250 waiver the state granted Vermont Natural Ag in 2003. sources ordered those two operations to secure land-use permits, a process that can be costly and time-consuming. It did not require the same of Vermont Natural Ag. State regulators, however, concluded that Foster’s operation didn’t need the permit because more than half of the raw materials composted at the site — between 55 and 60 percent — come from the Fosters’ dairy farm. That means the business is considered a part of the farm, and is therefore eligible for an Act 250 exemption. Foster considers his operation not only environmentally benign but proactively green. He’s invested more than a million dollars to protect local water resources, and he enjoys good relations with local officials and the community, which, he said, “usually manage to work together.� That kind of good will also distinguishes Vermont Natural Ag from its embattled competitors. The state’s enforcement actions at Intervale can be traced to complaints filed by Judy Dow, a member of the Vermont Commission on Native American Affairs. Dow criticized the Burlington composting

state. A member of the Composting Association of Vermont’s Board of Directors, Foster signed a letter in July that expressed the association’s frustration with a Natural Resources Board ruling that Hammer was bringing in too much waste from off-site and therefore needed a permit. The letter urged the Douglas administration to uphold the spirit of H.873, which imposed a freeze on Act 250 enforcement until 2010 to allow for a review of existing composting regulations. A month later, the board and Vermont Compost reached an agreement that put the board’s enforcement order on hold and allowed Hammer to remain in business until July 2010 without an Act 250 permit. Foster is optimistic that Intervale will reach a similar agreement with regulators. Hammer is similarly hopeful that regulators are now “making an effort to separate the substantive from the hysterical.� “I’m not saying that mistakes weren’t made,� he said. “But it’s been disheartening to see so much exaggeration about our operations. This is work we need to do in Vermont — and do well.� >

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pay cut, to about $3600 a month, to join the campaign, according to finance reports. The woman who held that post in Gov. Howard Dean’s administration, Kate O’Connor, also ran Dean’s gubernatorial and presidential campaigns. Mason, Douglas’ deputy campaign manager, served as the governor’s director of the Vermont Commission on National and Community Service. Mason earned around $46,000 in that post. He’s now pulling down about $3000 a month with the campaign. Think the governor’s office is “saving� money when these folks take leave from their taxpayer-funded jobs? It’s hard to say. While Douglas did trim $24,000 in payroll costs and another $50,000 in office expenses in the recent round of budget reductions, his office has so far been spared any job cuts. Grooming talent within an administration is nothing new, nor is it out of the ordinary for a top aide to take a leave of absence to work on a campaign. The Douglas folks have defended the administration’s communications positions, claiming the taxpayer-funded staff does more than put the best spin on agency news. That’s true — it appears they also come in handy in a re-election campaign. Nice work if you can get it. Ducking Debates — One thing’s for sure, Douglas needs no communications help when debating. He held his own earlier this year at the first campaign debate sponsored by the Vermont Natural Resources Council. That debate focused on food, farming and the environment. At the time, Douglas was FAIR GAME >> 16A

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Hampton Inn in Colchester. The VT-NEA, representing 11,500 teachers and education professionals, and the roughly 8000-member Vermont State Employees Association are also poised to make their endorsements soon. Word is, Pollina will receive the AFL-CIO endorsement. It’s anyone’s guess whom the VT-NEA or VSEA will endorse, but it probably won’t be Douglas. The governor didn’t return VSEA’s calls to meet, and the teachers didn’t ask to meet with him. No surprise there: Many VSEA members would probably like to hand Douglas a pink slip. Putting Compost to Bed — Intervale farmers, gardeners and composters may find out Friday if they’ll need to find new pastures. So says Glenn McRae, the Intervale Center’s executive director. The break in the months-long logjam occurred last week when the Chittenden Solid Waste District agreed to take over Intervale Compost Products. The move helped reinvigorate talks between the Intervale Center, the attorney general’s office (which is representing several state departments), the feds and the City of Burlington. At issue is how to allow farming, gardening and other ag-related activities, along with passive recreation, at the Burlington site. Last year, the state decided that much of the composting operation needed land-use permits the center didn’t have. Meanwhile, the state’s historic preservation division designated the whole area as a culturally sensitive site

Intervale farmers, gardeners and composters may find out Friday if they’ll need to find new pastures. Douglas either refused to attend or didn’t get back to organizers in time for debates sponsored by the Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility, Renewable Energy Vermont and Ohavi Zedek Synagogue. Another hosted by the Vermont Alliance of Conservation Voters is being rescheduled. Douglas’ campaign manager said the governor still expects to debate his foes a minimum of 14 times, so there’s plenty of opportunity to quiz all three. All three candidates are scheduled to appear Thursday on “The Mark Johnson Show,” live from the World’s Fair in Tunbridge. They’re also scheduled to attend a forum, at 7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, September 10, in Randolph, hosted by the Vermont chapter of the National Education Association. That debate will be broadcast live on Vermont Public Television. And next week, the trio will be at the Associated Industries of Vermont’s annual meeting in Burlington. Becoming an independent has caused Pollina to be turned away from only one debate so far. Officials from the Vermont League of Cities and Towns disinvited him from their Oct. 2 debate. League officials sent Pollina a note in July stating he could keep his slot in the program if he was shown to have at least 10 percent support in the polls by this Thursday. The last polls we know about had Pollina in the single digits. With little money in his campaign coffers, he’d better hope someone else pays for another one — and soon. The Union Label — With Labor Day behind us, it’s time for unions, newspapers and other organizations to begin issuing their endorsements. Pollina has racked up the most endorsements among labor unions, including the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local 2326, which represents FairPoint Communications workers; and Ironworkers Local 7, which represents workers in Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine and Massachusetts. Douglas has earned an endorsement from the Professional Firefighters of Vermont, which has consistently backed the governor. Symington has yet to pick up a union endorsement. This weekend we may see endorsements from the Vermont chapters of the National Education Association and the AFL-CIO, which is hosting its annual convention Saturday and Sunday at the

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due to the presence of Abenaki artifacts. Lately, however, the Douglas administration seems to be turning over a new leaf when it comes to composting. Earlier this year, the Natural Resources Board ruled the Vermont Compost Company in Montpelier needed an Act 250 permit and issued an order that could have shut down the nationally renowned composter and forced owner Karl Hammer to pay $18,000 in fines. But last month the administration did an about-face and reached an agreement that allows Vermont Compost to stay in business without an Act 250 permit until 2010. (The company agreed to curtail some of its operations and hours to accommodate neighbors.) Douglas took heat over the heavy-handed approaches to Vermont Compost and Intervale Compost for two reasons: First, the state’s only other large compost operation is run by his brother-in-law, Robert Foster. To his credit, Foster didn’t support the administration’s actions against his fellow composters. (For more on that, see this week’s “Local Matters.”) Second, the state hasn’t acted as tough with OMYA, a major polluter in Rutland County whose execs have raised thousands for Douglas’ campaigns in recent years. OMYA may also be dumping mine tailings without the proper Act 250 permit. Additionally, Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT) has secured $60,000 in federal funds to help update the city’s flood maps, which will allow the Intervale Center to continue farming. The maps need to be updated because current zoning doesn’t allow farmers to place some temporary structures, such as hoop houses, in parts of the Intervale. McRae, who inherited the mess when he came on board in August, told “Fair Game” he is looking forward to a resolution. “Everybody is talking and everybody is looking for a good solution to all of this,” he said. “Nobody is stonewalling or not being engaged — which is a big difference.” Speaking of stone walls, I hear a permit is needed to build one these days. As Robert Frost might put it, fences may make good neighbors, but Act 250 makes for damn poor poetry. � To reach Shay Totten, email shay@sevendaysvt.com.

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uthors may not have quite the pull of Hollywood celebrities, but when they read from their own work, their cadences can fill a room. This weekend, some famous voices will be raised for the first time at the fourth annual Burlington Book Festival. After an opening ceremony featuring Sen. Bernie Sanders and Mayor Bob Kiss, Pulitzer Prize winner and former U.S. Poet Laureate Charles Simic reads his verse. No one spins a twisted adult fairy tale like Gregory Maguire, author of Wicked; on Saturday, he gives fans a taste of his latest novel, A Lion Among Men. Later the same afternoon, acclaimed Canadian novelist Alistair MacLeod

takes the stage (see story). Writers in the booming memoir genre are represented, too, such as John Elder Robison, big brother of Augusten Burroughs (see story) and Ann Hood, whose stark, true narrative of losing her 5-year-old daughter has drawn critical raves — and tears. Plenty of Vermont writers will speak at the fest, from Archer Mayor to Katherine Paterson to James Kochalka. Lincoln’s Louella Bryant takes on a turbulent period in U.S. history in her book about the fate of Howard Dean’s brother Charlie (see story). And aspiring local authors can take advantage of workshops on getting motivated and published.

Festival Director Rick Kisonak says lining up authors is “a yearlong crapshoot. You do detective work, send a million emails out into the ether, and once in a while somebody like Alistair [MacLeod] actually writes back.� But while drawing household names may be a chancy endeavor, he adds, “The festival does seem to be getting a reputation for being worth the trip.� > Burlington Book Festival, Friday afternoon through Sunday, September 12-14, at various downtown locations. See www. burlingtonbookfestival.com for schedule. Most events are free.

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ohn Elder Robison prefers machines to people. Machines are predictable — governed by rules and logic. People, on the other hand, are unpredictable, and at times illogical. Robison’s memoir Look Me in the Eye is a personal account of living with Asperger’s — an autism spectrum disorder often characterized by social dysfunction and ineptitude, poor motor skills, and compulsive interests and behaviors. But his story also resonates with anyone who has struggled with being “different.� The memoir follows Robison as he plows through schools and therapists as a kid, undiagnosed and unsupported — an experience that left him and his family exasperated and confused. A 10th-grade dropout, Robison nonetheless had skills with electronics that got him work in the 1970s with bands such as Pink Floyd and KISS. After leaving the rock ’n’ roll world, he designed talking toys for Milton Bradley. In 1986, Robison launched a European car sales and service business after giving up on trying to pass as “normal� in society. Relating to cars was easier. He first learned about Asperger’s Syndrome from a man who came to his garage for repairs. Today, Robison is married with a son. His book often puts him on the road, where he speaks to groups and at festivals. Large crowds can cause crippling anxiety to someone with Asperger’s. Robison does his best to cope, he says, and his fans help. “I have learned that people who come to see me are basically kindly disposed toward me, so I don’t worry so much about the crowds,� Robison tells Seven Days. “It’s important to spread my message of tolerance, understanding and hope, and I’m willing to put up with some discomfort to do so.� Robison’s biggest fan is his younger brother, Augusten Burroughs, who focused on him in one chapter of his bestselling memoir Running With Scissors — sparking the interest of Aspergerians and their families. Robison left home at 16, when

Burroughs was 8, leaving his little brother devastated. The two remain close to this day — literally, living in adjoining homes in Massachusetts. In 2005, after their father became ill and died, Robison wrote an essay about the experience, which Burroughs posted on his website. Reader interest ran so high that Burroughs suggested his big brother write a full memoir. Robison obliged. “Once again my brilliant brother had found a way to channel his unstoppable Asperger’s energy and talent,� writes Burroughs in his introduction to Look Me in the Eye. Robison says the book led people to view him differently. “Now that I’ve come out of the closet, as it were, people seem

willing to accept me for what I am. It’s actually liberating,� he says. In other social settings, he admits, “I can still seem rude or insensitive.� For this week’s paperback release of his memoir, Robison has added new material, much of it educational. He even rewrote about 50 pages to remove profanity after learning the book is being used as a “teach tolerance� tool as early as fifth grade. (The hardcover still has all the cussing.) “I’ve received many, many letters from people on the spectrum who identify with the stories in my book,� Robison says. “I’ve also gotten countless letters from parents who saw my story as a window into their own child.� >

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There Is Light: Idealism and Tragedy on an Australian Commune is the coming-of-age story of a brotherhood of boarding-school friends and what they learned when they graduated into the conflict and counterculture of the Vietnam era. The 234-page paperback also sheds new light on Charlie Dean’s fate and how it shaped his older brother, now chairman of the Democratic National Committee.

last days in Laos. But even those few pages, she says, are based on his past conversations and correspondence. “It’s like putting together a quilt with really small pieces,� she says. “I would ask Howard and Harry, ‘Does this sound like Charlie?’� Bryant’s $16 paperback was just released by the Black Lawrence Press, and she’ll promote it around the East Coast — including CHARLIE DEAN IN AUSTRALIA, 1973

Dean has said little publicly about his brother’s disappearance and death. That’s what makes his cooperation with Bryant and his contribution to the book so significant. Bryant has published numerous short stories, poems and essays, as well as two novels for young adults. After hearing her husband reminisce, she began reading, researching and planning her own trip to Rosebud Farm. Most of Charlie’s family and friends trusted her enough to share their diaries, letters and, in Howard Dean’s case, CIA records. A man who retraced Charlie’s route from capture to prison camp shared his account with Bryant in a 14-page letter. Bryant knows some scholars and journalists will frown on her footnote-free “hypothesis� of Charlie’s

at this weekend’s Burlington Book Festival. Some may pigeonhole the book as just another title about Vietnam, Nixon and the counterculture. The author sees it more as one man’s story of wrestling with the questions of war, politics and society that continue to divide the nation. “I had to do this,� she says. “Somebody had to tell this story.� >

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— true to his Scottish roots — considers storytelling the highest form of art. He committed each of his sentences to paper only after long deliberation, in a windowless shack perched on the wild island coastline. The film gains much of its charm from MacLeod himself, a whitehaired, ruddy-cheeked grandfather type who downplays his fame by jokingly referring to himself in the third person. “Here is Alistair MacLeod’s office,� he tells the almost silent documentary crew on entering a book-lined room at the University of Windsor, where he taught literature and creative writing for over 30 years. The film’s prize moments come when, as its title promises, other prominent writers read from their favorite Alistair MacLeod works. Found in his Keene, New York, cabin, Russell Banks looks up from a sentence and exclaims, “The cadences!� Margaret Atwood declares sagely, “That kind of writing is harder to do than you think, without sounding like a Hemingway

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hen Alistair MacLeod showed up at a 1974 gathering of writers in New York City, people looked at his nametag and exclaimed, “Alistair MacLeod! I thought that you died!� “No,� he responded, “I just went back to Canada.� MacLeod, now 72, tells this anecdote in Reading Alistair MacLeod, a documentary made by the National Film Board of Canada that will have four screenings during the Burlington Book Festival in advance of his headlining appearance on Saturday evening. Beautifully shot on location at the author’s summer home on Cape Breton Island, it’s a revealing introduction to a man who, despite international renown, still has little name recognition in this country. MacLeod’s reputation, much like James Joyce’s, rests on a handful of unsurpassed short stories and a single masterpiece. His Ulysses is a family saga set on Cape Breton called No Great Mischief, a 13-year effort published in 1999. As the film makes clear, MacLeod

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incoln writer Louella Bryant remembers when Howard Dean, running for president in 2004, smiled with seeming invincibility on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. That’s when her husband told her the rest of the story. Harry Reynolds is more a thinker than a talker. But seeing Dean pictured so glossily, he surprised his wife by recalling how he went to prep school in the 1960s with the former Vermont governor’s brother Charlie. Harry and Charlie attended the elite St. George’s School in Newport, Rhode Island, then moved on to different colleges before meeting up in the most improbable of places: a hippie commune halfway around the world in Australia. The two young men, seeking to escape the Vietnam War and the expectations of their countryclub families, fled to a ramshackle outpost called Rosebud Farm and its garden of sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll. After four months, Charlie asked Harry if he wanted to see past the day’s headlines and meet the people of battle-scarred Southeast Asia. Harry was homesick and returned to the States. Charlie boarded a boat to parts unknown. A year later, Harry was working at his family’s New England orchard when he learned that Laotian soldiers armed at a riverbank checkpoint had captured and killed his 24-year-old schoolmate. Bryant listened as her husband recalled the horror of three decades earlier, then watched as he retreated to the attic and returned with a red-leather journal and a shoebox filled with letters. Perusing the pages, she saw a story of adventure, history and heartbreak. “Good Lord,� Bryant recalls telling her husband, “this needs to be a book.� Four years later, she has finished writing it. While in Darkness

clone.� In one delightful scene, Colm Toibin is filmed at his Dublin apartment getting his first glimpse of the American edition of his novel The Master before describing how he learned about the elusive MacLeod. Though clearly a writer’s writer, MacLeod writes with a listening audience in mind. Watch the film to get a sense of this top Canadian author — then come and be spellbound by his words. > Reading Alistair MacLeod screens on Friday, September 12, at noon, 2 p.m. and 4 p.m., in the Pickering Room of the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington; and on Saturday, September 13, at 10 a.m., in the Film House on the third floor of the Lake & College Performing Arts Center. MacLeod reads from his work at 4 p.m. on Saturday in the Film House. The doc also shows on RETN (Channel 16) on Thursday, September 11, at 8 p.m. and on Saturday, September 13, at 7 p.m.

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identified a wanted man because he had his name tattooed on the side of his head. Federal task force officers investigating an unrelated incident at a shelter in Billings, Mont., said they recognized Sterling F. Wolfname, 26, from a Wyoming police description, but he denied he was the suspect until they noticed the tattoo that said “Wolfname.” • Police chasing a group of boys who stole the donation box from a charity group that cleans portable toilets used by the aged and disabled during this summer’s annual Musikfest in Allentown, Pa., managed to nab all but one. The 14-year-old boy escaped by running into the woods, but police caught up to him after he fell into an open-pit toilet dug by homeless people. • Benjamin Baker, 27, pleaded guilty to stalking a woman in Victoria, Australia, after

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A police officer driving through a residential neighborhood in Fort Wayne, Ind., reported seeing a man standing naked in the window of his home. Noting the man’s genitals were clearly visible to those on the street, the officer and another responding officer walked up to the home and found the naked man, Ronald Miller, had moved to the couch and was conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.

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• Retired police officer Robert Myers, 57, told police in Fort Pierce, Fla., he was installing an optical sight on his AR-15 rifle when

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Helping Hand An American porn star visiting Australia to promote her career urged Pope Benedict XVI to let priests watch pornography. Declaring “church clergy are at a crisis,” Belladonna, 27, told the press the Catholic church’s sex-abuse problems would continue unless the Pope “addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy.” To help the cause, Belladonna donated 300 of her own X-rated films to the Catholic church in Australia and offered to help set up a “meaningful set of exercises for priests to help them deal with sexual tension and stress.”

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fter three days sequestered in a media-free room, Sarah Palin emerged to deliver what the AP called “a starturning performance.” Katie Couric pronounced her “feisty, folksy, fiery and emotional.” A delegate from Wisconsin gave the bumper-sticker makers the slogan they should be copyrighting now: “She is one kick-ass lady.” The Palin family played their supporting roles with touching amateur humility, as stunned and pleased as the new American Idols they are (abstinence-only graduate Bristol and shotgun fiancé Levi Johnston also looked stunned, though probably for different reasons). Baby Trig slept in the arms of Cindy McCain, seated beside First Dude Todd. Her embalmed face provided a sort of bluescreen against which he glowed with working-class virility. Halfway through the address, Palin uttered the words “Saudi Arabia” and “Venezuela,” which apparently put to rest all qualms about her foreign-policy credentials. As one delegate told The Christian Science Monitor, “I feel like she’s the type who would get in there and figure it out.” Early polls had the speech bumping McCain’s “definite” voters up by double digits across party and gender. Palin may have mentioned Venezuela, but her brand is an enduring one, reliable for selling everything from oil-guzzling pickup trucks to oatmeal cookies: rural, small-town America. But it is the unspoken backstory, at least as Palin and the Republican Party subtly tell it, that gives the brand its power. Much of the rural South is black and the rural Southwest brown, and it is the rare small town without its Asian residents. But “country” reads red, white and blue — with the emphasis on white. Sarah Palin’s twangy voice sang the country-music lyrics: this “gal” and those “good ol’ boys” and — my favorite — “snow machine,” which any self-respecting “Poli Psy” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Judith Levine, email levine@sevendaysvt.com.

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Vermonter knows is the correct term for what city folk refer to as a snowmobile. But behind the rhetorical banjo pickin’, both Palin and her warmup act, Rudy Giuliani, tuned in to another channel and let it play faintly in the background: a DJ turning Soulja Boy, perhaps with a little Beethoven mixed in. Barack’s music: urban, brainy and, of course, black. “We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty, sincerity and dignity,” Palin quoted “a writer” praising President Harry Truman. Is it the paranoia of a born-and-bred city girl that infers another message: that our big cities grow bad people — duplicitous, cynical and immodest? Rudy started the scary-city talk by evoking the young Obama cutting his teeth on “Chicago machine politics.” The former prosecutor and mayor cut his own teeth on New York Republican machine politics — and, needless to say, the guy’s got negative backcountry cred. But Rudy could distance his own urban-ness from that of the Democratic candidate. With the Chicago reference he implied entrenched corruption sarah palin — but also, silently, entrenched black power. The next bugaboo that crept onstage was the Intellectual, a.k.a. the Elitist. “Washington elite” (would that be her running mate?), spat Palin, the words coated in venom. That bitterness was matched only by her disdain for “reporters and commentators,” those pointy-headed piss-ants crawling over Alaska for clues — how dare they! — about who the vice-presidential candidate is. Rudy, who gargles venom every morning, dipped “Ivy League education” and “cosmopolitan” in poison, too. And then there was the ridicule Rudy and Sarah heaped on Obama’s experience as a community

(Among the Democrats in Denver, 65 percent were white, 23 percent black, 11 percent Hispanic.) While reviving the near-dead culture wars with Sarah Palin’s candidacy, the GOP was also bringing back a tactical chestnut: appealing to the whiteness, and racism, of its core. It just might work. And then, it might not. Because that attack on community organizers also struck me as the one tone-deaf note in an otherwise pitch-perfect performance. Beyond racism, it revealed the true Republican heart — a heart that is hard to the plight, and dismissive of the collective power, of regular people. The comment may also expose the party’s Achilles’ heel. Indeed, Obama campaign manager David Plouffe went right for it in an email to supporters the night of Palin’s speech. He referred to the speakers’ mockery of “Barack’s experience . . . on the South Side of Chicago more than two decades ago, where he worked with people who had lost jobs and been left behind when the local steel plants closed.” Then Plouffe said: “Let’s clarify something for them right now. Community organizing is how ordinary people respond to out-of-touch politicians and their failed policies.” The community organizer provides a neat metonym of all the Republican Party is antagonistic to. Community has no place in a nation whose only recognized institutions are the family, the corporation and the military. To a party (including John McCain) that cedes unprecedented power to the executive branch and trusts the chief executive officer more than the democratically elected government official, popular organizing is an annoyance, or a threat. “Community organizing is the foundation of the civil rights movement, the women’s suffrage movement, labor rights, and the 40-hour workweek,” Plouffe continued, reeling off a few of the GOP’s chief victims. “And it’s happening today in church basements and community centers and living rooms across America.” Including, one might add, the church basements from which sprang the evangelist Sarah Palin, and where a community of anti-choice, creationist, library-book-censoring sisters and brothers will soon be trying to phone-bank her to the White House. In Vermont, we know the reality of small-town life. With all its virtues, it is not always honest, sincere or dignified. It can be violent, especially if you are queer or black or come from a trailer park. Small-town government can be petty and self-serving, as was Palin’s

While reviving the near-dead culture wars with Sarah Palin’s candidacy, the party was also bringing back a tactical chestnut: appealing to the whiteness, and racism, of its core. organizer. Giuliani could barely say the words without dissolving in hilarity. I don’t know about you, but the term “community organizer” brings to mind an image of a black or brown person shaking her fist before an audience on folding chairs in a public housing common room — or, in Rudy’s case, thousands of them, outside City Hall. The former mayor’s laughter was a kind of esprit de l’escalier, a riposte to the organizers and the enraged masses they brought to the streets each time — and there were numerous times — his police department gunned down another unarmed person of color. Now he was talking to “his” people, and his relief came out in irrepressible glee. Yes, the convention committee had scoured the continent for an African-American Republican to read the Pledge of Allegiance. Yes, Sarah Palin is married to a man who is part Yup’ik Eskimo. But the convention floor looked like a vast suburban country club circa 1956: Ninety-three percent of the delegates were white, with 5 percent Hispanic and 2 percent black.

Wasilla, Alaska, administration, according to some locals (see www.andrys.com/palin-kilkenny.html). We also know that small towns and rural landscapes are disappearing, thanks in part to Republican policies, from Big Agriculture-favoring farm policy to free-market favors to sprawl-creating development. If you live in Alaska and your beaches are black with spilled oil or your village is stranded by melted ice, the destruction is dramatic (though not plain, it seems: The Alaskans were yelling loudest when the delegates burst out chanting, “Drill, baby, drill!”). The country song is as much a eulogy to rural life as a celebration of it. Some lyrics explicitly lament the losses. Those are not the ones Bush-Cheney speechwriter Matthew Scully scripted for Sarah Palin. Yet, if elected, Palin’s party will make its future ballads even sadder — both for the folks it exalts and the ones it demonizes. The sour notes lie deep in the folksy, feisty melody. And the beauty queen’s smile cannot hide the Barracuda’s white teeth. m

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librarian, dancer and choreographer, Burlington The teacher who influenced me was Hannah Dennison. I had knee surgery when I was 13. I was very nerdy and awkward and started dancing to kind of condition myself after that surgery. I took a class with her at Main Street Dance, a really thriving dance studio in Burlington in the mid1980s. She just was really an incredible mentor for me at a time when I was just trying to figure out who I was. Just to see someone who was so rigorous about their own work and committed to their artistic process. As a 15year-old, to have someone treat you with that same expectation was really influential.

thing that really set her apart was that she did not participate in any of the school politics. She wasn’t rebellious, but she wasn’t operating within the same sphere that everyone else in the building was. As a result, the learning that happened in that class went way beyond plain old English. I learned how to stand upright from her. Kids generally, and teenagers particularly, have the emotional intelligence to detect a hypocrite from a million miles away. When you’re 16 years old, you can just sense them around you. As a young person, when you encounter someone who has true integrity, you notice that.

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ALAN NEWMAN,

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Ms. Amy Woolley. She introduced me to Pete Seeger, Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, and to folk and protest songs in both English and Spanish. She would also write her own children’s songs about protecting the environment and have us perform them for our community. Through her love of music and the impact it can have on society, she helped me build confidence and express myself. I think it would touch her deeply to know that she influenced a candidate for public office with the gift of music.

EARL HANDY,

I went to Rice High School [in South Burlington]. One of my most influential teachers there was Mr. Varrichione. He was like an uncle. You wanted to do well in his class. He made everything enjoyable. He changed his voice tones, he told stories, he’d look outside and start talking to someone who wasn’t even there. I still bump into him at the grocery store. Fifteen years later, he still wants to know how you’re doing. Mr. Thibault was my accounting teacher at Champlain College. Mr.

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Mary Fallon was my high school English teacher at Brewster Academy in New Hampshire, but she taught her class like it was an edgy, uncensored college course. All the material we covered that year was heavily influential to me — everything from Brave New World to Slaughterhouse Five to an entire month dissecting Pink BERNIE SANDERS Floyd’s The Wall. Everything we covered was substantial and powerful. On day one, she began the year with a screening of the movie Kids, which was one of the most controversial films at the time. I thought it was quite the initiation were reading in newspapers, and urged us to discuss all sides of issues. That helped me develop an interest in government and its impact on people.

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KEY Written policy on environmental sustainability and/or a “green” campus master plan

Staff person/ office for sustainability issues

Green purchasing policy

Carbonemissions reduction plan

This fall, colleges and universities that try to pass themselves off as “green” will face an inconvenient truth: It takes more than bathroom stalls stocked with recycled toilet paper, or separate waste bins for glass, paper and plastic, to earn even a passing grade on environmental sustainability. And with each new year, schools will be graded on an ever-steeper curve. In 2008, college students, faculty and staff are savvier than ever on environmental issues, and they’re asking all the right questions: “Is the food in our cafeteria grown locally and organically?” “Are the dorms and classrooms cleaned with nontoxic chemicals?” “Does our school have an e-waste policy that keeps heavy metals out of the landfills?” “Is our campus powered by any renewable

Which is why Seven Days decided to conduct its own survey. Vermont’s 22 other colleges and universities were each sent a list of questions based loosely on the criteria SEI used in its report. (For simplicity’s sake, we omitted many of the questions about investment practices, largely because most small schools have little or no endowment money to invest.) Admittedly, our survey wasn’t as scientific as SEI’s, and relied on schools to self-report their own progress. That said, our goal wasn’t to rank Vermont’s colleges from best to worst, or humiliate those that may lack the resources to do more. Instead, we simply wanted to find out how much time and effort these schools’ boards, administrators and staffs have spent examining their own footprints.

Which Vermont college campuses are making the grade on sustainability? by Ken Picard and Kirk Kardashian Plenty, as it turns out. Of the 22 schools we contacted, 16 responded, either by phone or in writing. Those who did were excited to highlight the various steps, however modest, they’ve taken to reduce their waste streams, cut their greenhouse gas emissions, conserve energy and invest in alternative energy vehicles. A few caveats: As several administrators pointed out, surveys such as these should be taken with a grain of salt. Being a signatory to a nationwide plan for achieving carbon neutrality is an ambitious goal. But it’s not the same thing as powering half your campus with electricity derived from cow manure, as Green Mountain College now does. (Last year, the Poultney school received a Campus Sustainability Leadership Award from the Association for the Advancement of Sustainability in Higher Education.) Similarly, writing a green-purchasing policy is a commendable effort, if it’s followed. But Burlington College, which hasn’t done so yet, still buys most of its products from local vendors, including caps and T-shirts made from organic cotton, school mugs made out of corn husks, and pens made from recycled tires and old denim. Some schools with limited resources, such as Vermont Technical College, may not buy a lot of organic or local food. But VTC supports local growers in other ways, such as by hosting a farmers’ market each Wednesday, which includes vegetables grown in its own community gardens. The school also has 400 dairy cows whose milk is shipped off campus and sold in the state. And, much of the school’s non-recyclable waste paper is used for animal bedding. As UVM’s Thompson points

Energy conservation program and/or purchases renewable energy Renewable energy generated on campus

200 students, 34 faculty and staff • 2 acres Respondent: Jane Sanders, president

No, but it’s threaded throughout entire catalogue and documents and incorporated into mission statement rewritten last year. No. But everyone who does purchasing or does decision-making has sustainability in their directives.

Local and/ or organic food purchasing, farm-to-school program or campusgrown food

Campus-wide recycling program, eco-friendly dishware, food and/or landscape composting

Alternative energy fleet vehicles, bicycle/ pedestrian/ carpooling programs, mass transit available on/ near campus

Socially responsible investment policy

Engages in “green” marketing to prospective students

2200 students, 210 faculty, 183 staff • 160 acres Respondent: Dr. Paul Derby, Green Campus Initiative coordinator

Yes. Dr. Paul Derby, Green Campus Initiative coordinator. Also, a Sustainability Work Group. Yes. College president led effort for entire Vermont State College system.

No. But all water heaters have been redone; examining solar water heaters. Wrote grants on energy efficiency. Plan to replace all windows in old buildings with energy-efficient ones.

No, but have done two greenhouse gas emissions inventories — in 2006 and 2007 — to measure carbon footprint. Signed the President’s Climate Commitment, 2008. Written policy and plans to reduce carbon emissions by 2009.

No, but have taken conservation measures; plans in works to use solar and possibly wind generation in new building.

No.

Yes. No food plan, but try to buy locally. Have a 0.2-acre organic community garden. Yes. No. But currently planning a new LEED-certified academic building, with green roof, which will reduce parking on campus and encourage more mass transit, ped/bike travel. (Construction starts 2010.) No fleet vehicles. Will join CATMA when new building goes up. Campus is next to bike path, encourage carpooling, mass transit, bike/ped.

Yes. Working with food service provider, Aramark, on green projects including local purchasing, tray-less dining, composting food waste. Vegetables harvested from campus garden and used in dining room. Yes. No. But Campus Center will be renovated and expanded this year as LEED Silver certified. Yes. Since 2006, new vehicle purchases are hybrids. Exploring mass transit possibilities and carpooling program. No. Yes.

Not yet, but beginning a major in sustainability studies.

CHAMPLAIN COLLEGE, BURLINGTON 2000 students, 13 part-time faculty, 224 adjuncts, 292 full-time faculty and staff • 21.8 acres • Respondent: Stephen Mease

No. Expect to write it this year. Have completed carbon-profile assessment. Sustain Champlain, a cross-campus initiative of faculty, staff and students, has developed a mission statement and written goals. Gabe Calvi, sustainability coordinator. No.

“Green” (LEEDcertified) buildings on campus and/or plans to build one

CASTLETON STATE COLLEGE, CASTLETON

Yes. Written in spring 2008. No, but do buy local, organic, recycled and sustainable whenever possible. Sell items made of recyclable materials, including mugs made of corn husks, caps of organic cotton, non-petroleum-based pens made of recycled tires and old denim. All publications printed locally on recycled paper with soy-based inks. Buy low-VOC paints and carpets.

“Very, very small endowment.” Doesn’t specify SR in policy but is carried out.

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energy sources?” And to every “no” answer, the next question is, “Why not?” From green buildings to carbon credits, from travelreduction plans to socially responsible investments, it’s work for colleges and universities to boost their green grade point average. As a result, more and more schools around Vermont are making that work a full-time job. “This is becoming a very complex set of questions to manage,” notes Gioia Thompson, director of the University of Vermont’s Office of Sustainability. In the last few years, several Vermont colleges and universities, including UVM, Champlain College, Middlebury College and St. Michael’s College, have hired “sustainability coordinators” to collectively reduce their ecological footprint. In some cases, those efforts have been recognized nationally, at least according to the ever-growing list of college sustainability rankings that are now published annually by various businesses, magazines and nonprofit organizations. For instance, the Sierra Club’s current issue of Sierra Magazine ranks the top 10 “coolest schools” for fighting global warming and treading more lightly on the planet. Topping the list this year is Middlebury College, with UVM claiming the number 3 spot. An even more comprehensive survey, the “College Sustainability Report Card,” is published each fall by the nonprofit group Sustainability Endowments Institute (SEI). Using 39 criteria in eight different categories — administration, climate change and energy, food and recycling, green building, transportation, endowment transparency, investment priorities and shareholder engagement — SEI grades the sustainability practices of the 200 largest institutions of higher learning in North America. This year, Middlebury and UVM were among the top six schools recognized as “overall college sustainability leaders.” Alas, since inclusion on SEI’s report card is predicated on the size of a school’s endowment, Middlebury and UVM were the only Vermont schools that were evaluated. Nevertheless, many smaller colleges and universities around the state are doing their part to green up their campuses, even if they’re not garnering high-profile kudos.

out, just because a well-endowed university invests in buildings that are LEED-certified — Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design is a system for rating the design and construction of green buildings — doesn’t necessarily mean it has a smaller footprint than a smaller school with less energy-efficient buildings. Community College of Vermont, for instance, which doesn’t have a central campus but uses smaller learning centers dispersed throughout the state, may have a higher percentage of its students commuting shorter distances via mass transit. Also, one-third of its classes are taught online or via “distance education.” And, because it puts more students and staff into smaller buildings that occupy less space — thereby consuming fewer resources on landscaping, lighting, central heating, etc.— it may actually have a smaller per-student footprint than many larger institutions. It should be noted that 14 colleges and universities now belong to the Vermont Campus Sustainability Network. The group’s goal is to help all of its member institutions share information and resources and ultimately create “a more just, equitable and environmentally sustainable future.” Finally, while most of the administrators we contacted lauded our survey efforts, they also expressed the view that actions speak louder than words. As Burlington College President Jane Sanders put it, “What’s important is not what you write, but what you do.” — K.P.

BURLINGTON COLLEGE, BURLINGTON

Yes. Hired Burlington-based Spring Hill Solutions to measure emissions. Now developing carbon-reduction strategy. Yes. Small co-generation facility in Carriage House. Exploring other alternate-energy options. Facilities have had an energy-conservation program primarily focused on building envelope (insulation, window replacements) and sophisticated energy-control strategies. Yes. Dining service, Sodexo, is member of Vermont Fresh Network; purchase produce from Black River Produce and partner with Pioneer Valley organic farms of Massachusetts. Yes to campus-wide recycling program. The grounds crew composts landscaping waste. Instituted tray-less dining hall and “Tap Into Champlain” to reduce use and purchase of bottled water. Yes. Aiken Hall, currently undergoing renovation, will be LEED-rated. Perry Hall and the Residential Quadrangle are projected to get LEED or other “green” certifications. Yes. Actively participate in CATMA. Agreed to participate in the Green Mountain Car Share program, making two vehicles available to students and faculty this fall. Conduct “Car Free Days” each semester to encourage carpooling, mass transit and alternative transportation.

COMMUNITY COLLEGE OF VERMONT (13 LOCATIONS STATEWIDE) Approximately 10,000 students, 165 staff members, 700 faculty members. Respondent: Barbara Martin, dean of administration

No. Lease or rent most facilities and have limited control in many areas of sustainability. But approximately one-third of classes taught “online” via distance education, enabling students to learn and faculty to teach, without traveling. Academic sites purposely distributed statewide to give students access to a site close to home/work. No. No. No centralized purchasing function. “In the past year, our College Council has made it a priority to educate the college and champion paper reduction. While working hard to reduce our paper use, we do use recycled paper.” No. Yes. In building our Upper Valley facility in Wilder, benefited from Vermont Energy’s guidance in building, installing, and using energy-efficient mechanisms. In St. Albans, Efficiency Vermont included CCV facility in an area-wide energy-reduction plan, including new lighting to replace our older, less efficient ones. N/A. Each location has recycling bins. Level of participation varies by community. 65,000-square-foot facility in downtown Winooski, now under construction, is being planned toward LEED Silver certification. Yes. Whenever possible, sites are located in a city or town’s “downtown.” Done for convenience to students, to enable use of public and shared transportation and share community resources.

No.

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Yes. School markets itself as “environmentally responsible” and “green.”

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GODDARD COLLEGE, PLAINFIELD 750 students, 100 faculty, 60 staff • 175 acres Respondent: Judy Fitch, dean of planning and assessment

No. In process of creating campus master plan with “very strong sustainability component.” President has signed the American College and University Presidents’ Climate Commitment. Yes, Judy Fitch.

Staff person/ office for sustainability issues

Green purchasing policy

Yes. Portion of electricity through Green Mountain Power is from renewable sources, and “we’re hoping to increase that.” No renewable energy generated on campus. Yes. Purchase a percentage from local farms.

Carbonemissions reduction plan

Yes. No. But new construction will have a LEED Silver rating, pursuant to Presidents’ Climate Commitment. Yes. One electric car used to deliver mail. Campus plan includes a new pedway.

Energy conservation program and/or purchases renewable energy

Yes. Yes. Have a Master’s program in socially responsible business and sustainable communities. “Many students come here with sustainability and a green environment as their key concern.” Part of mission is “to have concern for others and the welfare of the Earth.”

Renewable energy generated on campus

Campuswide recycling program, eco-friendly dishware, food and/or landscape composting

“Green” (LEEDcertified) buildings on campus and/or plans to build one

Alternative energy fleet vehicles, bicycle/ pedestrian/ carpooling programs, mass transit available on/ near campus

Socially responsible investment polic

Engages in “green” marketing to prospective students

No formal plan. Have made environmental sustainability a priority for capital expenditures and included sustainability as part of strategic plan. Leadership for sustainability issues on campus rests with “Advisory Committee on Sustainability,” chaired by the dean of administration and composed of faculty, students and staff.

Yes. In the works. Did inventory as part of Presidents’ Climate Commitment and analyzed emissions. “We know where the points are that we need to improve and we’re in the process of developing that plan.” Received $23,000 grant from Vermont Department of Public Service’s clean energy fund. Feasibility study in works for a woodchip plant to co-generate electricity. Working with Biomass Energy Resource Center.

Local and/ or organic food purchasing, farm-toschool program or campusgrown food

Approximately 1400 students, 180 full-time employees, 105 part-time employees. • 185 acres • Respondent: Wayne Hamilton, dean of administration

GREEN MOUNTAIN COLLEGE, POULTNEY 770 undergraduates, 85 off-campus grad students, 160 full-time staff, 50 full-time faculty • 155 acres • Respondent: Jesse Pyles, service-learning & sustainability coordinator

Yes. Focused on environmental sustainability, reinforced and integrated throughout environmental liberal arts curriculum. Environmental sustainability features prominently as one of six main initiatives in recently adopted fiveyear strategic plan.

Yes. Custodial department reviewed all cleaning products and has substituted environmentally safer products wherever possible. Have attempted to increase portion of recycled paper purchased by college annually. No. Several initiatives under consideration to reduce net carbon emissions. Purchase electricity from a small municipal utility, thus options are limited. No electricity generated on campus. Recently completed feasibility study to construct biomass-fueled central heating plant to replace current oil-fired systems for heat and electricity. In winter 2007-08 the maintenance department building was converted from oil-fired heating system to wood-gasification boiler, eliminating need for approximately 5000 gallons of #2 fuel oil annually. In the next month will complete the conversion in one of main parking lots from standard metal halide lights to LED fixtures, expected to reduce electricity consumption by 50 percent (first application of LED lighting in a parking lot in the state). Replacement of interior lighting fixtures, use of CFLs has reduced electrical use by approximately 4 percent over the first seven months of 2008. Yes. Food-service contractor has a program to purchase food products from sources within 100 miles. Yes. Campus-wide recycling program for paper, plastics, aluminum and glass. Containers for recycling in all buildings on campus. Tray-less food service in dining hall. Snack bar introducing dishware and utensils made of a corn-based product. Agreement with local farmer to compost food and paper waste from dining hall. Provide waste cooking oil to fuel his tractor. A new academic building, under construction, will seek LEED Silver certification. Yes. Three electric vehicles for campus and local use by college employees. Developing carpooling system for students and employees. Bus transportation to the campus is available through regional rural transportation agency; makes several stops on campus daily.

Yes.

N/A. Endowment investments governed by the Vermont State College policies and procedures.

Yes. Adopted Energy Star-approved appliance-purchasing policy. Office paper includes some level of recycled content; purchase sustainably harvested bathroom paper products. Event dining ware is biodegradable.

Yes.

No. But as charter signatory to the American College and University Presidents’ Climate Commitment (ACUPCC), GMC is developing plan to become net carbon neutral. Recently completed greenhouse gas inventory to determine emissions sources, and will use the inventory to determine Climate Action Plan. Yes. In 2006, signed up to get more than 50 percent of electricity from Vermont dairy farms through CVPS’ Cow Power Program, which burns methane from cow manure for power. Fifty percent of main campus and 100 percent of off-campus electricity purchases support program. Off-grid installation that powers farm greenhouse with photovoltaic cells and small-scale wind turbine. Systematically replaced residence-hall windows and campus steam pipes to increase efficiency in campus heating system. Retrofitted to energy-efficient lighting and low-flow plumbing fixtures throughout campus. 1998 recognition as EPA’s first Energy Star Showcase Campus. Yes. Extensive Farm and Food Program, working farm on campus that provides organic food to one campus dining hall and local community. The farm is an integral part of many academic programs, and student involvement on the farm outside of class is impressive. In fall 2006, a food-focused course determined that dining services spent 13 percent of its annual food budget on locally sourced food items. Committed to increasing that by 5 percent annually (about $24,000) over the following three years. Student-staffed recycling program pre-dates 1996 environmental mission focus and is well supported by housekeeping and grounds crews. Dining service is tray-less; compostable dishware for all outdoor campus events. Rewards use of reusable mugs, and independently operates food-waste-reduction education campaign. Campus grounds crew composts landscaping waste for perennial beds. Kitchen and dining hall waste composted on campus farm as pig food and use in vegetable beds. No LEED-certified buildings on campus, but renovations to existing properties and design for future residence hall are planned to meet LEED and greenbuilding specifications. Partnering with CVPS to test one of two state-of-the-art plug-in hybrid vehicles. Collecting data and studying performance in a variety of road conditions. Rural campus location limits mass-transit opportunities, but bicycle use is encouraged, including a recent 16-mile cycling trip led by President Paul Fonteyn.

NEW ENGLAND CULINARY INSTITUTE (NECI), MONTPELIER 685 student, 520 faculty and staff • 40 acres Respondent: Richard Flies, senior vice president for education

Yes, incorporated into NECI mission and philosophy. Executive chefs committee responsible for sustainability in restaurants and purchasing. In academic department, NECI has a minor in sustainability in its BA program. Yes. Has contract with local farmers and CSAs for year-round produce and proteins on each campus. Have major contractor, Burlington Food Service, identify green products in sanitation and cleaning supplies. Yes. A “travel reduction” plan, which includes live television feed cross-campus for meetings, carpooling and public transportation. Yes. Installing solar on the roofs of the restaurants in Montpelier to heat hot water for dishwashers. Yes. Each campus has a garden and herbs, plus contracts with farmers and local CSAs. NECI is a founding member of the Farm Fresh Network, with executive chef on its board. Yes. Food waste is 100 percent composted. Use green sanitation products. No. No. N/A. Yes on sustainable and local.

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Dartmouth College scored a coup in June of 2005 when it selected James Merkel as its first sustainability director. For the next two years, the duration of Merkel’s time on the job, the school earned an A-minus — the highest grade given — on the College Sustainability Report Card, issued by the Sustainable Endowments Institute. As it happens, Merkel, 50, is a ringer in the sustainability game. In 2003, he wrote Radical Simplicity: Small Footprints on a Finite Earth, a unique combination of an environmental ethics treatise and a how-to guide for calculating one’s own ecological footprint — the land and resource burden a lifestyle makes on the Earth. Before that, he founded the Global Living Project, a nonprofit organization dedicated to sustainability outreach and education. Few candidates were as uniquely equipped as Merkel to take a holistic approach at putting the 7000person community at Dartmouth more in harmony with the environment. He advocates the same approach today, as more and more colleges are seeking the green-tinted grail of sustainability and building biomass co-generators. Such a perspective, he says, would correct a common misconception that heating and generating with biomass — namely, wood chips — are carbon-neutral activities. “It’s anything but green,� Merkel contends, because burning wood chips releases more carbon dioxide per BTU than does coal, and because logging often destroys natural habitats and contributes to today’s species extinction rate, which is occurring 1000 times faster than the natural rate. Biomass believers assert that the carbon dioxide emitted during combustion is offset by the planting of replacement trees. Merkel’s response is that replanting creates a monoculture, and that it takes 40 years to reap any benefit, assuming the land is not bulldozed and developed. But if biomass, the darling of heavily forested northern New England, is not the answer, where can colleges turn for clean energy? We know wind and solar are the cleanest sources, but they’re also unreliable by themselves. Not so fast, Merkel cautions. “Thoreau said, ‘Simplify three times,’ you know?� he begins. “But that was 1853, so I think we need to say, ‘Simplify 30 times’ now, before you talk about what kind of energy you use.� In other words, schools should take a sharp look at every angle of campus operations — building occupancy and longevity, thermostat controls, insulation, efficiency technologies, etc. — to whittle down the amount of energy a school needs, and then fill that need with renewables. “That, to me,� Merkel says, “is the silver bullet.� — K.K.

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Yes. Green Bike Program seeds campus with public-access bikes, providing community with carbonzero campus transportation. Mixed-power farm offsets carbon emissions through use of draft animals for farming, timber harvesting and load hauling. Electric car for local errands and campus tours. Yes. Over next three years, plan calls for investing $110,000/year in on-campus conservation measures, including installation of electric generating wood-fired gasification plant, solar panels, increased insulation and energy efficiency of dorms. All utilities campus-wide are monitored and recorded by student body. Results are analyzed in continuous effort to improve resources and reduce dependency on fossil fuels. Students make evening rounds of campus buildings to ensure unused lights are turned off, windows and doors are closed, wood-pellet stove is set to low, and faucets are working properly. Livestock barn operates on solar and wind power. Yes. Only college in Vermont that obtains nearly 100 percent of food from local sources; 25 percent of all food served is grown or raised on campus; 65 percent from independent growers within 25 miles of campus; remaining 10 percent purchased from Burlington food-service providers, 150 miles away. Food is organic whenever possible and chosen for environmental practices. Have approximately four acres of organic farms, an heirloom/grafted perma-cultured managed orchard and additional livestock, all generating food served on campus. Yes. Campus-wide recycling program since 1985. Dishware is collection of mismatched mugs and plates, bowls, etc. No deep fryer, no trays, no soda machines or soda, no bottled water or refined sugar. Root cellars instead of walk-in coolers. 100 percent of food scraps are composted, processed material distributed on our gardens via draft horses. No. Yes. Electric car as well as Green Bicycle Program. College employee policy encourages faculty and staff to adopt schedules that accommodate carpools and group transportation. Campus vehicle policies enforce minimum-passenger occupancy. Three draft horses and two draft oxen used for teaching and work on campus. Work with local entrepreneurs to produce working supply of biodiesel for operation of farm machinery. No. Board of Trustees is looking into using a percentage of endowment into SR investing. Questions the practice of purchasing carbon offsets. Yes. College has been living and thinking green since late 1970s. Market ourselves as environmental college that concentrates in experiential and traditional liberal arts education.

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ST. MICHAEL’S COLLEGE, COLCHESTER 2000 undergraduates, 500 grad students, 150 faculty members • 440 acres Respondent: Heather Ellis, sustainability coordinator

No. Yes. Hired first sustainability coordinator, Heather Ellis, on July 7. No. However, majority of cleaning products are biodegradable, non-toxic and phosphate-free. No chlorine bleach, ammonia or petroleum byproducts. Print shop purchases recycled paper. Many campus offices buy recycled paper.

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Yes. Have a “green computing� policy and incorporate sustainability as master-plan goal. No. CFO works directly with the buildings and grounds supervisor on these issues. Has “Greening Committee� on campus composed of students, faculty and staff to guide policy. Yes. Yes. Performed analysis to see which areas need to be addressed first. Trying to first lessen demand, i.e., two LEED-certified buildings. No power generated on campus, but looking into various generating options. Yes. In summer, about 80 percent of produce served is local; 90 to 100 percent of meat supplied from local farms and businesses. Yes. Has biodegradable plates; composts food waste; composting toilets. Yes. First LEED building completed in 1997 (Oakes Hall). In 2004, completed renovations for Debevoise Hall to be certified LEED Silver. N/A. No fleet vehicles. People bike and carpool. No mass transit available.

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Yes. Developed two years ago; also a sustainability mission statement and master plan that includes green elements. No. Have had sustainable-design major for two years (four-year program incorporating architecture, planning, engineering). Have sustainability committee. Yes. About 90 percent of products have green label. Low- or no-VOC paints in campus center. No. Participated in Northeast Collegiate Challenge to reduce fuel and electricity consumption. Yes. Calculated fuel usage and total energy consumption, metered dorms to study rates of usage. Reducing consumption and bringing in energy-efficient lights. Working with Efficiency Vermont to reduce usage. Waterless urinals in campus center. No alternative energy generated on campus. Seeking funding for manure digester; 400 animals on campus, which could “almost eliminate� need for 220,000 gallons/year of #4 heating oil. No. All milk produced on campus is shipped off-site. Don’t run own food service. Have farmers’ market Wednesday nights; staff vegetable patch. Yes. Recycle paper; use recycled paper; shred waste paper for use as animal bedding. Have e-waste reduction program. Tray-less dining room has “significantly� reduced food waste. Recycle veggie oil. Use unbleached napkins, reusable-cloth cleanup rags.

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dramatically change, and so what I would like to do with you here is to reflect upon those changes. It used to be that men had the right to beat their wives, to keep them in line. Historians tell us that the phrase “a rule of thumb� refers to legal doctrine that held a man could chastise his wife with a switch no larger than his thumb. It used to be that a victim of rape, even if she had the courage to testify at trial, would have her entire sexual history paraded before the jury. It was acceptable to argue that once a woman lost her virginity, she couldn’t be raped because she was “damaged goods.� It used to be that too many men went to prison not because they harmed women, but because being a minority or being poor made them guilty. Now, we have seen every state and the nation undergo law reform unprecedented in American history, including the Violence Against Women Act. Passed in 1994, this federal law recognizes the seriousness of sexual and domestic violence. It has supported many, many programs, including those here in Vermont, and has provided safety and security for thousands of victims. Now, we have committed police and prosecutors who take violence against women seriously, and many of those fine people are here with us today, and you should thank them, because they often do

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In 1993, at the World Conference on Human Rights in Vienna, world leaders came together and recognized that the right to be free from domestic violence and sexual assault was a basic human right. Think about that: a basic human right. Like food and shelter, safety for women was deemed essential for humanity. Indeed, ending violence against women has become the most important human-rights issue of our time. For we know that the status of women in a country is an important predictor of the standard of living in that country. Sexual violence keeps women and children in poverty and is a major barrier to social and political reform. For freedom and democracy to flourish, a woman must be able to go to work without fear of being raped, she must be able to raise her children without fear of being beaten, and she must be able to walk alone to school or to a voting booth without risking her life. Because of that recognition, the international community, including the United Nations, has said to nation states that if you want to be part of the modern global economy, you have to take responsibility for ending violence against women. One of the most important developments has been that much of the international community has rejected arguments that “traditional practices� such as honor killings and female genital mutilation should be exempt from international scrutiny. Rather, these practices are a form of gender discrimination and have to stop. These efforts are working, as both practices are now in decline. So too has the international community come to recognize that rape is a war crime. In the Bosnian conflict alone, more than 20,000 women were raped. In 2001, for the first time in world history, the International Criminal Court at the Hague prosecuted a case of rape in the context of war as a crime against humanity. There continue to be

prosecutions and increased efforts to keep women in war zones safe from this humiliating and brutal tool of armed conflict. Women in places like Rwanda and Kosovo and Darfur now have the force of the international community to say what happened to them was wrong. We have also seen continued efforts both at home and abroad to curb human trafficking in the sex industry. More than 700,000 women and children worldwide have been trafficked into what amounts to modern-day slavery. In the United States, the government estimates that, each year, more than 50,000 women and children live essentially as sex slaves. Most of them come from countries with poor economic conditions and abysmal humanrights records. And let me share with you something I was recently shocked to learn: More than 50,000 Iraqi woman and girls who are refugees — most widowed or orphaned — sell their bodies in countries such as Syria and Jordan simply to survive. This is yet another way women suffer when we wage war. Yet these women are not invisible. In 2000, the United States passed the Trafficking Victims Protection Act to provide assistance to those trafficked to the U.S., and, just last year, the United Nations launched a global initiative to fight human trafficking. I remain optimistic about the potential to really curb trafficking worldwide. Finally, let me share with you what I am most excited about these days. Last October, Senators Joe Biden and Richard Lugar — a Democrat and a Republican — introduced the International Violence Against Women Act, or what we call IVAWA. This bill will provide resources, training and guidance to alleviate violence against women around the world. It has the potential to transform how nations address these issues, and allows the United States to take a major leadership role in promoting human rights worldwide. I hope that, no matter which candidates you support this historic election season, you support this law. So, while we may not be there yet, we are on our way. And don’t underestimate how important it is to connect what is happening to women on the streets of Burlington to what is happening in Bangkok and Baghdad, and to bear witness to the truth, as you do here today.

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not get thanked enough. Now, courts try to shield victims from inquiries into their private lives so more women can go to court and tell their stories, and seek the justice they deserve. Now, with the introduction of DNA evidence, we are much more likely to ensure that the right man goes to jail, and many men wrongly convicted have been freed through efforts like the Innocence Project. All of this has brought a safer and more just world for women and men alike. Of course, there is much more progress to be made, but the tide of change continues to sweep forward in ways that just a generation ago seemed unimaginable. Some of the progress that really excites and inspires me is taking place internationally. We often hear much more about what is happening in our own backyard, but let me take a few minutes to connect you to some of the initiatives to end violence against women worldwide.

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bout three years ago, Chris Urban bought a notepad at a Middlebury stationer. He was preparing to teach English for the Vermont Migrant Education Program, and his “students” STORY were among the 2500 Mexican nationMIKE als living on Vermont dairy farms. IVES Partly because the Mexican workers hardly ever leave their places of employIMAGES ment, Urban became a de facto confiC O U R T E S Y O F dant. Often they asked him, “Why can’t CALEB I go to the store?” Urban, 26, jotted KENNA their concerns on his pad, though for what purpose he wasn’t sure. He also “The Golden wrote poems about the workers and read Cage,” color them at local coffeehouses. But all along, photographs and he had something bigger in mind. audio, through About a year into his migrant-educaDecember 18 at the Vermont tion job, Urban took a daylong ethnogFolklife Center raphy workshop at the Vermont Folklife in Middlebury. Center in Middlebury. Gregory Opening reception Sharrow, the center’s director of educaSeptember 19, tion, liked Urban’s idea for an exhibit 5-7 p.m. Info, 388-4964 or that would encompass both Vermont’s info@vermont Mexican farm workers — the majority folklifecenter.org. of whom are undocumented — and the cash-strapped farmers who depend on Middlebury resident Bjorn G. them for a livelihood. A few months Jackson’s new later, Urban met Brandon-based freedocumentary film lance photographer Caleb Kenna, and a Under the Cloak documentary project was born. of Darkness: Two years in the making, “The Vermont’s Migrant Mexican Farmworkers Golden Cage” — its title comes from will be shown at an eponymous 1986 song by the Middlebury Town California band Los Tigres Del Norte Hall Theater on — will appear through December 18 in October 9, 7 p.m. the VFC’s Vision & Voice DocumenDonations tary Workspace. While bilingual listenaccepted. A discussion ing stations playing Urban’s interviews follows the with workers and farmers were not yet screening. installed as of this writing, Kenna’s 25 Info, 382-9222. untitled color photographs are on view. The photos, accompanied by anonymous quotations, offer sobering glimpses of Vermont’s iconic $342-million-per-year dairy industry (that figure comes from 2002 USDA census data). The show’s most startling image shows a Mexican woman standing in a sunny milking barn, her back turned away from a cow. A closer look at the 2-by-3-foot frame reveals that the woman’s infant son is resting in a pinkand-green mosquito net suspended from the ceiling. “That’s the way things are,” reads one of several captions attributed to farm workers. “You are trapped, from the house to work, unless you have your papers in order.” Kenna also trained a sensitive eye on local dairymen (and one dairywoman), many of whom seem almost as ambivalent about an “illegal” working relationship as do their Spanish-speaking counterparts. In another 2-by-3-foot portrait, for instance, it’s not clear whether a silhouetted farmer is smiling or brooding under his baseball cap. (“It’s uncomfortable to me as an American citizen,” reads a caption, “to have to feel that I’m doing something wrong.”) In another portrait, Kenna metaphorically imprisons a farmer by placing him — not a nearby worker — behind the protective cage of a small tractor. Such images could have emerged only from trusting relationships with his subjects, Urban explains on a recent afternoon in a Vergennes café. “Both the farmers and the Mexicans spilled their

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guts,” says the wiry, blue-eyed teacher, “and I’m so moved that I feel other people need to hear and see what they say.” Gregory Sharrow suggests that “The Golden Cage” reflects the center’s overarching interest in “seeing the world through other people’s eyes.” Last school year, a VFC video associate helped disabled children address stereotypes through filmmaking. Earlier in 2008, Ned Castle’s mixed-media exhibit “In Their Own Words” (now at the Flynn Center’s Amy E. Tarrant Gallery) offered an ethnographic perspective on

several Burlington-area refugee groups. “Chris isn’t an ethnographer, anthropologist or folklorist, but he’s thinking about this experience culturally,” notes Sharrow, a folklorist who researched Vermont farm life for his dissertation in the 1980s. “I’m just delighted that this work is being done, and that it’s being done so thoughtfully, intelligently, passionately and responsibly.” Cheryl Mitchell, co-convener of the Middlebury-based Addison County Farm Workers Coalition, seconds Sharrow’s praise for “The Golden Cage.” Because

Mexican workers are periodically deported from Vermont farms, her grassroots advocacy group used to resist efforts to publicize them, Mitchell recalls. But, she says, Urban helped coalition members realize that responsible exposure can tear down “systemic barriers” to change. “Until stories are told openly and until people understand,” Mitchell asserts, “the compassion and the wisdom of the public won’t come into play and change policy.” As public awareness of Mexican migrants has increased over the last four years, local activists, students and health-

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care workers have responded. In Addison County, an “open-door� clinic offers free medical services to farmers and workers; Spanishspeaking Middlebury College students donate translation services; and a local church holds a regular Spanish-language mass. Mitchell reports that similar local initiatives are catching on in Franklin and Washington counties. That local energy appears to be inspiring state-level action. In 2007, Addison County Democrats Claire Ayer and Harold Giard sponsored S.90, a bill that would establish a citizenship-blind publichealth program for agricultural and food-service workers. (The bill is still in committee.) Around the same time, the group People of Addison County Together sponsored a Department of Health survey of migrant farm workers living

19, Vermont Folklife Center opening, and several state lawmakers have been invited. But Urban maintains that the exhibit isn’t “political.� He sees it more as an opportunity to put a “human face on an issue that is largely overshadowed by laws and policy.� Indeed, while Kenna’s photographs allude to political realities, they also reveal a sensibility that’s keenly attuned to interpersonal dynamics. Side-by-side portraits of two couples, for example, might invite comparisons of features and postures across ethnic boundaries, but, if anything, there’s an absence of polemics. Similarly, a 1.5-by-2foot photo depicts Urban playing pick-up soccer with his students beside a dairy barn. Another shows a farmer and a worker standing together by a fence. “Yeah, there’s been nights where you worry

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about them, you know?â€? reads a Vermont farmer’s caption. “I guess they’re just like my own children, and that’s the way I treat them.â€? When these portraits are viewed alongside more sobering images suggestive of isolation and hardship, though, a viewer can feel uneasy. “Who would do anything around here?â€? a farmer’s caption asks, referring to the prospect of an immigration raid. “You hear about it in other places where they’ve gone in and taken all the workers, and you just wonder, are we going to be the next ones?â€? ďż˝

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culpture is an art of the open air,” Henry Moore once said. “I would rather have a piece of my sculpture put in a landscape, almost any landscape, than in or on the most beautiful building I know.” The Helen Day Art Center’s annual “Exposed!” exhibition seems to validate the 20th-century English sculptor’s thesis. Each year, the group sculpture exhibit in the open air turns the village of Stowe into a gallery without walls. A wide array of 27 sculptors was selected for 2008. Joel Fisher is the sculptor who works most closely in the Moore tradition. His “S” is an anthropomorphic abstraction in bronze, about 5 feet tall, with graceful contours and gently sloped variations of mass running vertically along its smooth, dark sides. It’s a traditional statue — a sculpture in the round whose mission is to beautify three-dimensional space, a purely aesthetic experience. But there’s also a story behind it. Last year about 30 of Fisher’s bronzes were stolen, including “S.” Thankfully, the pieces, valued at $1 million, were recovered from a local salvage yard. Fisher’s “S” is sited on the lawn of the Helen Day, one of the hubs of the show. Exhibition curator Meg McDevitt also has a work on the HDAC lawn — an unusual piece entitled “Lawn Drawn.” It’s about 10 by 20 feet but only a few inches high. McDevitt placed about 20 lengths of rusty steel wire, bent like long, crazy croquet wickets, parallel to each other on a grassy patch. That section of grass hasn’t been getting cut, so it’s now considerably longer than the rest of the lawn. The rusty color of the

wire enables the strange piece of Earth Art to stand out from its verdant surroundings. An aggregation of seven nearly 15-foot-tall figures carved by Leila Bandar stand as a group in front of Stowe’s municipal offices on Main Street. Entitled “Sometimes Looking for Fixed Stars,” the figures seem

the strongest narrative of the show. Smith created a scaled-down cemetery and sited it beneath a leafy tree along the recreational path, like many a family plot seen in Vermont. But the faux boneyard she invented memorializes millions of war victims, and the names of the conflicts that took their lives are inscribed on

“Exposed!” is worth seeing more than once, as the seasons change. carved from broad planks, and are all seen in profile. Silhouettes appear at both the tops of the planks and in negative-space cutouts, part way up the forms. Bandar imparted the figures with mystery; like the Moai figures of Easter Island, they stare with a curious hint of anticipation in their expressions. The recreational path located behind the Stowe Community Church is another exhibition hub. Near the entrance to the path, an untitled construction by Ian Winsemius stands approximately 20 feet high. The work arcs with two wide-spread wings, like those of a landing seagull, and appears nearly weightless despite its monumental scale. It’s completely comprised of straight steel rods organized into long, thin triangles and other geometric patterns, then welded together into the wing shapes. Peggy Smith’s “In the Name of Religion” has

cracked, weathered headstones. The stones seem to be slabs of concrete and bear names such as “Georgian Armenian 1918’” and “IRA England 1969-1997.” Others give body counts as well as dates: “China Tibet 1949 1,000,000” and “The Holocaust 1933-1945 6,000,000.” Looming over the graves is a purple and gold shrine with a large black cross within it. This year’s “Exposed!” marks the 16th annual installment of the event. It begins in the heat of July each year and closes in October, when the foliage is past peak. The show is worth seeing more than once. As outdoor sculptures interact with the seasons, time reveals details that could never be seen in a gallery. m Maps pinpointing the locations of all the Exposed! sculptures are available at the Helen Day Arts Center in Stowe.

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FLEMING MUSEUM STUDENT RECEPTION: The museum welcomes students back to school with a special reception featuring LarsErik Fisk’s sculpture, “Barn Ball.� 5-7 p.m. at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Reception: Wednesday, ‘ARTISTS AND ANCESTORS’: Masterworks of Chinese classical painting, exploring landscape and flora, and ancient bronze vessels and bells used to venerate ancestors; and PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION: two installations concurrent with the fall-term course, History of Photography. September 12 through December 7 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Reception: John Berninghausen, professor of Chinese, analyzes works of landscape and flower painting, exploring stylistic trends and their cultural context. Friday, September 12, 4:30-5:30 p.m., Mahaney Center for the Arts, Lower Lobby, Middlebury College, Middlebury Info, 443-6433.

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MARY CASSETT LECTURE: Mary Bartow, senior vice president and director of the prints department at Sotheby’s, discusses the prints of the Impressionist artist for museum members. Free, but reservations are required. Thursday, September 11, 5:30-7 p.m., Shelburne Museum, Shelburne. Info, 985-3346. ‘NAZI PERSECUTION OF HOMOSEXUALS 1933-1945’: A traveling exhibit from the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum features 250 historic photographs, artwork, and other documents that illustrate the German regime’s attempt to eradicate homosexuality. Through September 30 at UVM Living/Learning Center in Burlington. Talk: Professor Geoffrey Giles gives a lecture entitled “Comradeship and Sex in Hitler’s Military� in Fleming 101. Monday, September 15, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 656-4200. ‘MYTHS AND METAPHORS OF THE AGRICULTURAL LANDSCAPE’: Museum Curator Aimee Marcereau DeGalan presents this lunchtime program in conjunction with an upcoming exhibit of the built environment in Vermont. Wednesday, September 17, 12:15-1:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

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FORM AND FUNCTION Marty Fielding investigates “the balance between function and aesthetic” in his practical yet creative ceramics featured this month at Frog Hollow Craft Center, on Burlington’s Church Street Marketplace. That investigation leads to highly original forms and designs. Fielding is a widely exhibited artist, as well the resident potter at Middlebury’s branch of Frog Hollow. PHOTO BY MARC AWODEY

HEATHER BISCHOFF: “Conflicting Utopias,” new mixed-media paintings that explore the ironic relationships between organic and industrial environments. Through September 28 at Tribeca in Burlington. Reception: Friday, September 12, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 861-2784. September 10, 5-7 p.m. Info, 656-0750. AYN BALDWIN RIEHLE: “Looking Back,” mixed-media sculptures, photographs, oil paintings and watercolors representing the Vermont artist’s personal relationship to nature. September 12 through October 5 at 215 College Street Artists’ Cooperative in Burlington. Reception: Friday, September 12, 5-8 p.m. Info, 863-3662. HELEN O’DONNELL & BRIONY MORROW-CRIBBS: “Etchings,” works by the owners of Brattleboro’s Twin Vixon Press. September 13 through October 13 at Langdon Street Café in Montpelier. Reception: Featuring live music by Knotty Pine, Magdyn Osh and Wooden Dinosaur. Saturday, September 13, 8-11 p.m. Info, 279-2236. ‘SCULPTFEST08’: The annual outdoor sculpture exhibit features 10 sitespecific works on the grounds of the historic marble industry. September 13 through October 26 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Reception: Saturday, September 13, 5-7 p.m. Info, 438-2097. NORA VALDEZ: “Walking with Memories 2,” an installation of sculptures by the Argentina-born artist, about “carrying luggage” through life. Through September 28 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Reception: Saturday, September 13, 1-4 p.m. Info, 438-2097.

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ONGOING :: burlington area AL SALZMAN: “Crucifixions: An AntiSeptych,” seven paintings influenced by pre-Renaissance works and detailing global inhumanity in the modern world. Through October 31 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107. ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF THE BOOK SHOW: The Book Arts Guild of Vermont presents accordion books, flag books, sculptural books and more. Through October 8 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. ARTHUR HYNES: New studio for commercial and fine art photography opens with work exploring water. Through September 30 at Arthur Hynes Photography in Burlington. Info, 540-0456. AUTUMNAL ART: Fall and/or Vermont images by staff and customers of the art-supply store. Through October 31 at Artists’ Mediums in Williston. BETH PEARSON: “On Greener Grass,” recent abstract paintings. September 12 through October 21 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.

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BETHANY FARRELL: “Narratives,” mixed-media gestural figures with layers of writing, magazine imagery and text. Through September 30 at Drink in Burlington. Info, 860-9463. ‘BUDDHA IN PARADISE: TIBETAN ART FROM THE RUBIN MUSEUM’: Tangka paintings and sculptures that explore the multiple conceptualizations of paradise. September 16 through December 19 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON: Oil and encaustic on canvas, Gates 1 & 2; JOSHUA KAHN: “Africa,” color photography, Skyway; and GRAZIELLA WEBER GRASSI: Acrylic painting, Escalator. Through December 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166. ‘CREATING SPACE FOR PEACE’: Photographs featuring the creation, function and peaceful mission of the Earth Clock near Oakledge Park. Through October 1 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. DANIEL DOYLE: “Photographic Explorations,” traditional film images of abstract time exposures and nature by the North Ferrisburgh artist. Through September 28 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 985-8922. DICK BRUNELLE: New abstract watercolors. Through September 30 at Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 864-0989. DON DICKSON: “Wood-Water-Rock: Photographs from Alaska, Cape Cod and Italy,” silver gelatin prints and color prints. Through September 21 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. ESSEX ART LEAGUE: “Autumn Glow,” works of the season by members of the local arts association. Through October 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

FALL/WINTER AT THE MALTEX: A group show on all four floors presents paintings, photographs and steel sculpture by nine local artists. Through February 28 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. GERARD W. RINALDI: “Playing Dead,” hand-tinted photographs from original monochrome 35mm negatives depicting the artist’s friends and family members in scenes of imagined demise. Through September 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. GURHAN ORHAN: Fine jewelry in 24k gold and gemstones, and DAVID JOHANSEN: “Light Forms and Icescapes,” photographic images of ephemeral objects and events. Through September 30 at Grannis Gallery in Burlington. Info, 660-2032. HEATHER GRAY: “Dysfunctional Antics,” photography inspired by personal experiences as a woman, mother and housewife, exploring notions of beauty, consumerism and the role of women in society. Through September 30 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438. HOLLY MILLER & SIDNEY ELEY: “Places In Between,” digital photography from travels through Vietnam, London, Hungary and elsewhere; and infra-red photographs that explore the complexity of relationships, respectively. Through September 12 at Silver Maple Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-0133. ‘IN AND OUT AND OVER’: A group show featuring collaborative and solo works by Clark Derbes, Mikey Welsh, Tara Jensen and Alika Herreshoff. Through September 30 at Pursuit Gallery in Burlington. Info, 862-3883.

ISKRA PRINT COLLECTIVE: The nonprofit screenprint enclave at Jager Di Paola Kemp Design celebrate the release of __ of 1500, a book of music posters documenting shows at Higher Ground, and hosts an exhibit of the prints along with concert photography by Rick Levinson. Through September 30 at Sanctuary Artsite in Burlington. Info, 864-5884. JACKIE MANGIONE: Plein-air watercolors of Burlington city scenes and Vermont landscapes through the seasons. Through September 30 at Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. Info, 598-1504. JANET FREDERICKS: “River Scrolls: Mapping the New Haven,” monoprints and paintings inspired by moving water. Through September 30 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088. KATHARINE MONTSTREAM: “Panoramas of Vermont,” vibrant oils and watercolors. Open to the public Saturdays. Through September 27 at Katharine Montstream Studio in Burlington. Info, 862-8752. KATIE LOESEL: “Captain’s Log,” an installation of monoprints, intaglio and drawing on paper, accompanied by the new book, Captain’s Log: An Installation in a Box. Through October 11 at Kasini House in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. MARC AWODEY: Figurative paintings. Through September 30 at Muddy Waters in Burlington. Info, 399-9511. MARC AWODEY: Senryu & Nudes, a new book juxtaposing drawings of nude figures with senryu, a Japanese style of poetry; the drawings, based on the photographs of Eadweard Muybridge, are also on display. Through September 27 at Kasini House in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. MARY CASSATT: FRIENDS AND FAMILY: More than 60 paintings by the great American Impressionist, on loan from private collections and other museums, explore the family theme. Through October 26 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346.

‘OPEN MINDS, OPEN EYES, OPEN HEARTS’: Large-scale, papier-mâché relief wall sculptures and woodcut prints about the war in Iraq, by Bread and Puppet founder Peter Schumann; a collection of posters about Palestinians’ struggle for justice, by Rajie Cook; and Emily Anderson’s mixed-media installation, “When the Personal Is Political: Stages for My Father.” Also, “Dog Shows,” selected videos of past Flynndog exhibitions, will screen continuously in the gallery’s Brick Room. Through October 30 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746. ‘PUNK HOUSE’: Photographs, by Abby Banks of Brattleboro, of anarchic interiors in living quarters across the country, filled with graffiti, salvaged furniture and objects, music equipment and more; also, in the back gallery, a “punk neighborhood” installation created by the Brattleboro-based art collective Tinderbox. Through September 26 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. RACHEL TROOPER: The “21st-century folk artist” incorporates stenciling, wood burning and rubber stamps into her whimsical paintings. Through November 19 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. ‘RICK’S PICKS’: “The Faces of Rock & Roll 1969 to 1974,” black-and-white photographs of rock concerts shot by Burlington musician/entrepreneur Rick Norcross for his concert reviews in the Tampa Times. Images include such stars as Chet Atkins, B.B. King, Jerry Garcia and Johnny Cash. Through September 30 at Rambler Ranch in Burlington. Info, 864-6674. ‘SEVEN YEARS IN TIBET: 1944-1951’: Photographs from the Heinrich Harrer Limited Edition Portfolio, taken by the author of Seven Years in Tibet. Through September 30 at Pine Street Art Works in Burlington. Info, 863-8100.

‘STOOKS, STACKS, AND SHEAVES’: Agricultural landscapes in America, 1850 to the present, that explore the artistic, cultural and literary responses to changing representations of the genre; from the museum’s permanent collection, the university’s special collections and private lenders. Through December 19 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. WARREN KIMBLE’S AMERICA: A retrospective of the internationally known Vermont folk artist, including his new series, “Widows of War”; and ‘ART IN THE ROUND: SHELBURNE MUSEUM’S DENTZEL CAROUSEL’: Recently restored hand-carved figures, as well as panels and vintage organ, from a 1902 carousel; and ‘GROWING GREEN’: An exploration of the creative uses of plants in contemporary design; and ‘PURSE-ONALITY: HANDBAGS WITH ATTITUDE’: Hip, funny and stylish handbags; and ‘DESIGN REWIND: THE ORIGINS OF INNOVATION’: Contemporary furniture and accessories compared with 18th- and 19th-century predecessors; and ‘LONGOLAND: IT MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS’: Soft creatures by plush artist Joshua Longo; and ‘QUILTS IN BLOOM’: Stunning textile art from contemporary quilters; and Beach Lodge and Beach Gallery, re-opened with new exhibitions of big game trophies, Adirondack camp furniture and photographs of the American West. Through October 26 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346. WILLA MAMET: Handmade, computerfree black-and-white photographs; JOELLEN MULVANEY: “Ugh-ly Beauty,” oil paintings on linen; K. LENORE SINER: “Light, Line, Color,” paintings; and JOY SPONTAK: “Reimagining Memory,” mixed media. Through October 31 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273.

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STONE LOYAL Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe presents a dozen works by the abstract sculptor Allen Dwight this month. Among his favorite materials is Vermont marble because, as he wrote in his artist’s statement, “It’s where I live.” Fair enough. Many of his direct and beautiful pieces, including the one pictured here, are simply entitled “Free Form.” PHOTO BY MARC AWODEY

‘MONTPELIER’S TREASURES: THE LEGACY OF THOMAS WATERMAN WOOD’: From the vaults of the permanent collection comes this exhibit of 107 paintings by the gallery’s namesake and Vermont’s best-known artist of the 19th century, as well as works by his contemporaries and pieces from the Vermont WPA collection. Through December 21 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743. PRINTMAKING AT THE OPERA: The second annual cross-media collaboration featuring prints inspired by Opera North’s rehearsals of The Magic Flute and Madame Butterfly. Through September 30 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. REBECCA GOTTESMAN: “Nature’s Wonders,” large oil landscape paintings by the Upper Valley artist. Through September 30 at Tip Top Café in White River Junction. Info, 356-6200. ‘STILL LIFE’: The mixed-media group show featuring Gerald Auten, Varujan Boghosian, Margaret Kannenstine, Ben Frank Moss, Rosamond Purcell and Susan Walp, offers drawings, paintings, constructions and photographs. Through October 7 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. THOMPSON LEHNERT: The Kent State University emeritus professor specializes in water media: transparent watercolor, gouache, egg tempera and acrylic wash works. Through October 12 at Bundy Center for the Arts in Waitsfield. Info, 496-4781. VERMONT FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS SAMPLER: Sixteen artists present works in watercolor, oil, photography, sculpture and more, and represent the diversity of art in the Mad River Valley. Through September 30 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5422. ‘WOMEN OF WATERCOLOR . . . AND MORE’: Eight Upper Valley artist-friends who have shared work with each other for years now share their paintings with the public. Through September 26 at Tunbridge Public Library in Tunbridge Village. Info, 889-9404.

:: champlain valley BILL RAMAGE: “The NeurAlchemist,” paintings and drawings. Through September 21 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Info, 247-0125. CAMERON SCHMITZ: Drawings on paper and oil paintings on canvas. Through September 29 at Bar Antidote in Vergennes. Info, 877-2555. CAROLYN SHATTUCK: “Unstill Life,” paintings inspired by women-made containers found on a trip to South Africa. September 12 through October 4 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 775-0570. CYNTHIA GUILD KLING: Paintings of changing places by the Starksboro artist; and LIZ SASLAW: York Hill pottery. Through September 30 at Lincoln Library in Lincoln. Info, 453-2665. ESSEX ART LEAGUE GROUP SHOW: Works by Caroline Brown, Kathy Berry Bergeron, Lucia Chu, Suzanne Clark, Dianna Dunn, Margaret Maffin, Donna Owens, Hattie Saville, Ken Tefft and Libby Davidson. Through October 31 at Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington. Info, 862-3014. HINESBURG STITCH WITCHES: The local quilting group exhibits creative works of fabric. Through September 27 at Carpenter-Carse Library in Hinesburg. Info, 482-2878. KATHLEEN DOMENICUCCI & ALTHEA BILODEAU: “The Flavors of Fall,” oil paintings and fiber arts, respectively, capturing the essence of the season. Through October 31 at Brandon Artists’ Guild in Brandon. Info, 247-4956. KATHLEEN FLEMING & KARLA VAN VLIET: “Unexpected Perspectives,” pastel landscapes and jewelry, respectively. Through September 30 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032. KIT DONNELLY & KARLA VAN VLIET: Abstract and Chinese brush paintings, jewelry and other media by Kit Donnelly, Karla Van Vliet and other Addison County artists. Through October 31 at The Gallery at 85 North Street in Bristol. Info, 453-5813.

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ISLAND ARTS GALLERY EXHIBIT: ‘LAKE CHAMPLAIN THROUGH JOHNSON OUTDOOR SCULPTURE SHOW: STUART HALL: “Four Seasons in the THE LENS’: The annual juried The Lake Champlain Islands artists’ Sixteen artists contribute 3-D works Snowflake Kingdom,” landscape Lake Champlain Maritime Museum group shows oil paintings, pastels, to a walkable sculpture exhibit around and nature photographs. Through photography exhibit presents images watercolors, sculptures made of town. Map of sites at participating September 28 at Emile A. Gruppe of, on and around the lake by Vermont driftwood and more. Through locations and at www.townofjohnson. Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211. photographers both amateur and October 15 at Island Arts Gallery com. Through October 26 at Various SUZAN BRALEY COOK: “Harnessing,” professional. Through October 29 at in North Hero. Info, 372-5049. Locations in Johnson. Info, 730-3114. an MFA thesis exhibition in painting. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum JOHN RUBINO: “The Anatomy of a SEPTEMBER FEATURED ARTISTS: Through September 21 at Julian in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022. Calamity,” a sculpture series depicting Highlighted this month are locals Scott Memorial Gallery at Johnson ‘THE GOLDEN CAGE’: “Mexican Migrant the course of a traumatic event; Donna Blatchly, felted wool; Jim Foote State College . Info, 635-1469. Workers and Vermont Dairy Farmers,” the project had six apprentices and Paule Gingras, paintings; and photographs by Caleb Kenna with and was also documented with Frank Tiiralla, nature drawings and interviews by Chris Urban. Through still and video images. Through paintings. Through September 30 at December 18 at Vermont Folklife September 30 at River Arts Center Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-2040. in Morrisville. Info, 888-1261. in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403. TOM MCGLYNN: “Color Fields and Paths,” the newest member of the art department exhibits his paintings, drawings and sculpture. Through October 3 at Christine Price Gallery, Castleton College in Castleton. Info, 468-1239. 1713 Maple Ridge Rd., Newark, Vermont 05850 ‘TOMBS, TEMPLES, PLACES AND 802-467-8400 8 www.mapleridgegallery.com TEA: CERAMICS IN ASIA AND BEYOND’: An exhibit that explores the practical and social uses of ceramics; ‘PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION:’ Two installations complementing a fall-term course on the history of photography; ‘ROBERT F. REIFF GALLERY OF ASIAN ART’: Bronze and stone sculptures, jades and ceramics from the sixth to the 12th centuries; ‘EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN ART’: Hours: Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Noon ~ Six An installation featuring highlights of the museum’s collection of Western or by appointment, call 802.467.8400 art, from the Renaissance through for information and directions the 19th century; and ‘ANCIENT MEDITERRANEAN AND EARLY EUROPEAN ART’: A revised installation with recent acquisitions in Egyptian and Mesopotamian art as well as Greek, 2x3-MapleRidge082008.indd 1 8/18/08 9:51:40 AM Roman and medieval European objects from the permanent collection. Through December 7 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-5007. Visit Arcana in Jericho Center

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Duh editor Plugh says the poll indicates that Sen. Obama “has his work cut out for him” if he is going to make up lost ground among racists. “Sen. Obama made a choice at the beginning of this campaign to run as a black man,” Mr. Plugh said. “He could change his position on that, but racists might see that as too little, too late.”

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Some people

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): After studying

the astrological omens, I had a psychic vision of you jumping up and down, screaming with joy as if you’d won the lottery. That doesn’t necessarily mean you will actually win the lottery, though. My visions are usually symbolic, not literal. So what does it mean? It could prophesy the imminent arrival of a good surprise. It may signify that your physical vitality will be exceptional, or maybe you will be visited by an exhilarating revelation about the future. To get yourself in the proper spirit, why not jump up and down and scream for joy right now? Then keep doing it at least twice a day until the breakthrough actually occurs.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): There’s more

help available to you right now than you realize. You may have to cure yourself of an illusion in order to connect with it, however. What’s the illusion? I suspect it’s a misguided belief that you never have enough help! Here’s another mini-shocker, Cancerian: You’ve been making a certain process more difficult than it has to be. If and when you cure yourself of an illusion, everything could very well snap into place and the process will unfold with relative ease. What’s the illusion? I suspect it’s your (unconscious?) belief that success is more valuable if it’s hard and complicated.

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(July 23-Aug. 22): It’s a perfect moment for you to try the kind of money mojo that worked for one of my readers, Tamara L. of Las Vegas. Here’s her testimony: “I never believed in any of this mystic mumbo-jumbo before. But I was desperate. I was paying the price after indulging in the sick pleasure of telling my boss to go to hell. I couldn’t pay my bills. What did I have to lose? I took Rob Brezsny’s advice and did a financial ritual. I wrote ‘I hereby purify my money karma’ on a dollar bill, then burned it in the flame of a green candle while wearing a hat made out of the Wall Street Journal and chanting the magic spell ‘Money is my servant, not my god.’ Within days, I won big at the casino.”

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): After my psychic VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Surprise! You’re

reading in Santa Rosa, I waited in the parking lot for a friend to pick me up. To entertain myself, I watched a robin as it pecked at a small patch of grass nearby. I applauded when it snagged a fat worm for its meal. Minutes later, I cheered and whistled as it found a second worm. When the bird subsequently plucked up yet another reddish-brown wriggler, I yelled “Bravo! Bravo!” Still it continued to hunt. My mood turned. “Aren’t you getting greedy?” I said to the robin. It rummaged around fruitlessly for a while, no longer in tune (or so I imagined) with the grace of the cosmos. The moral of the story, in accordance with your current astrological omens: Be alert for the unexpected abundance packed into a seemingly modest space or situation, but don’t try to keep milking that bounty beyond what you need.

not as fragile as you imagine. Now and then — like the phase you’re going through this September, for instance — your health thrives if you push and stretch and test yourself harder than usual. So for the time being, Virgo, I urge you to proceed on the assumption that the most likely way to feel your best is to try things you’ve previously considered to be beyond your capacity.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): On his Bad News Hughes blog, Patrick Hughes warned his readers never to use a mini-vacuum cleaner to suck up the contents of an ashtray. Speaking from experience, he said the rapid intake of air could reignite waning embers and create a fiery mess.

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I suggest you make that your metaphor of the week, Libra. It’s a good time to clean the hell out of everything in your life and throw away all the stuff that’s dead to you. But make sure that whatever you dispose of doesn’t contain some smoldering remains that could blow up in your face. (P.S. I’m not predicting things will blow up, but rather advising you what to do so that they don’t blow up.)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It’s Let It Go

Week, Scorpio — also known as Just Drop It Week. This is a fertile moment in your astrological cycle, a time when you’ll be rewarded with a creative influx if you surrender your tight grip, give up your obsessive hold, and stop clinging to your hardened expectations. So I urge you to summon your most brazen vigor and get yourself as completely unstuck as you dare. And please keep in mind that this should be relaxing fun, not a worrisome ordeal.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Once a year I hike into the hills above San Anselmo, CA, and perform a concert for the trees, birds, insects and sun. If clouds happen to show up that day, I include them as part of my audience. The show typically consists of 80-minutes’ worth of a cappella songs and ecstatic poems, along with my “Dionysian sermons” and “primordial gossip.” None of my listeners ever express anything resembling applause, but that’s fine. For me, it’s an exercise in giving without strings attached. I provide the gift simply because it makes me feel good to be generous, not because I have expectations about how the gift will be used. I recommend that you find an equivalent approach to bestowing blessings in the coming week.

for you to summon visionary courage from your soul, not from a bottle, as you catalyze complex blessings that will ripple through your future for a long time.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): To get a

read on how democracy and human rights are faring on the planet, check out the research of an organization called Freedom House (freedomhouse.org). In its most-recent annual report, it declared that 90 countries are free. They represent 47 percent of the world’s population. Fifty-eight countries, accounting for another 30 percent of the human swarm, are “partly free.” Then there are the “not free” nations: 45 of them, with 23 percent of the Earth’s inhabitants. (Half of the “not free” people are in China.) It so happens that your personal degree of freedom, Aquarius, almost matches the world’s. You’re 46 percent completely free, 35 percent partly free, and 19 percent not free. The good news is that the coming weeks will be an excellent time to reduce that 19 percent.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your funny bone isn’t a bone at all; it’s actually your ulnar nerve. A firefly is a beetle, not a fly. A lead pencil has graphite in it, but no lead. A cucumber is technically a fruit, not a vegetable. Is there anything in your life that might be mislabeled like these things? Anything that’s different from what it’s alleged to be? Now is an excellent time to penetrate to the truth below the prevailing assumptions.

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FLESH AND BLOOD

Tornatore’s latest is an ultraviolent thriller about a woman’s attempt to free herself from sexual slavery.

he world isn’t a very big place anymore. Where on Earth would you have to go, for example, to find someone who doesn’t know who Kate Hudson is or who hasn’t seen the trailer for Watchmen? American movies are the Coca-Cola of pop culture, and we’ve arrived at a point in history where the whole planet happily drinks them in. Cultural currents flow in both directions, of course, though foreign films that make it to our shores tend to be limited to the cream of the crop. What’s surprising, then, about The Unknown Woman isn’t that it’s an exceptionally well-crafted work, but that its arrival has stayed so totally under the radar. This is, after all, the latest from Giuseppe Tornatore, the writer-director best known on this side of the pond for Cinema Paradiso. It’s also the movie that swept the Donatello Awards — the Italian Oscars — winning Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Director, Best Cinematography and Best Music. It’s the biggest international hit you’ve never heard of. Ticket buyers anticipating the gentle, heartwarming charms of earlier films such as Paradiso, The Legend of 1900 and Malena are likely to be very much taken by surprise. Tornatore’s new film is a creepy, ultra-violent thriller that variously channels Hitchcock and Kubrick while dealing with themes as distasteful as sexual slavery, torture, greed and revenge. Irina (Xenia Rappoport) is a Ukrainian woman with haunted eyes who has journeyed to a city in northern Italy to find a job. A very specific job. She is intent on becoming housemaid to the Adacher family, an unhappy couple who have a young daughter named

Thea and a prosperous jewelry-making business. It isn’t clear which one they’re staying together for. Why does Irina want to work in this particular home? That’s the first mystery. The next is how she’ll gain the position. We learn how determined she is when she offers to pay the building’s sleazy concierge a share of her salary if he’ll recommend her. And again later, when the family’s current maid unexpectedly vacates the post by falling down the apartment house’s spiral staircase to her near-death. Once she’s hired by the family, Irina’s primary interest appears to be the couple’s well-hidden safe. Is it money she’s after, or something else behind that locked door? Mystery number three. Even as the filmmaker allows the woman’s presentday story to unfold, he interweaves freaky, tantalizing fragments of her past existence. It’s just as well he lets us piece this puzzle together from masterfully edited flash-frames, because the picture they combine to form is not a pretty one. We glimpse a blonde woman in her

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twenties being victimized in the most brutal fashion by a sadistic pimp named Mold. And soon we learn that he has tracked down the woman he considers his property. He and a cohort dressed as street-corner Santas beat Irina savagely as she walks home one night. Mold wants something from her all these years later and won’t take no for an answer, but what is it? Another mystery. And there are many more to come. Tornatore builds suspense with the insertion of each new question mark, and the result is one of the most disturbing, yet mesmerizing, thrillers in recent memory. The Hitchcock vibe is compounded by an Ennio Morricone score that sounds as if it was dictated from the next world by Bernard Herrmann, and the camerawork by Fabio Zamarion is stunning. There isn’t a member of the cast who fails to create a compelling character, though the central performance by Rappoport is in a league of its own. For all practical purposes, she plays two roles, and in each her work is nuanced and moving. Movie critic law forbids my hinting at the manner in which Tornatore answers all these questions and ties everything together — but, rest assured, he does. The final act is all but guaranteed to astonish and satisfy. See this movie. Then tell your friends to see it. Then see it again with them. Filmmaking this wild and wonderful deserves better than a brief, unheralded arthouse run. It deserves the sort of fanfare it’s received in Europe. It’s the toast of the continent, and once you’ve watched it, the reason why will be anything but a mystery. RICK KISONAK

Bangkok Dangerous HH

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Several fights in Bangkok make an actor bumble in this remake of a Thai thriller.

s an actor, Nicolas Cage has two basic modes: intense and very intense. So it doesn’t make much sense for him to play the role of a man whose survival depends on his ability to fly under the radar. Nonetheless, here he is as Joe (no last name), a hitman-for-hire whose work takes him all over the world to explore exotic places, meet new people, and kill them. He’s a man without a past or much of a future; questions of right and wrong don’t interest him. As Cage tells us in a lugubrious voiceover, a good hitman is a social outsider; he doesn’t make connections or leave traces. So why does he dye his hair jet-black and wear it like a flatter version of Edward Scissorhands’? More to the point, Cage puts so much self-conscious emphasis into his lines that it’s hard to imagine him blending in anywhere but a Method acting class. The part calls for someone like Matt Damon, who was convincing in the Bourne movies as both a programmed assassin and a moral agent. Cage just looks sad — maybe because, unlike Ghost Rider and the National Treasure movies, this one doesn’t give him any excuse to camp it up. The original Bangkok Dangerous (1999) was a Thai film about a deaf hitman who turns his disability into an asset — gunshots don’t faze him, and nothing breaks his focus on the target. Brothers Danny and Oxide Pang, who directed both original and remake, have chosen this time to transfer the hearing impairment from the protagonist to his love interest, a fresh-faced young pharmacist (Charlie Yeung). Why

they did so is hard to say. Bangkok Dangerous seems to be conceived as less an action movie than a downbeat, moody noir in the mode of Paul Schrader’s Light Sleeper, about a fallen man struggling with the possibility of redemption. (Not only does Cage’s character kill nearly without remorse, he also has a heroin habit.) But noir characters need to have a past. In the original film, flashbacks established that the hitman was socially shunned long before he started killing for a living. In this version, the most we know of Cage’s background comes from his laconic interactions with Thai assistant Kong (Shahkrit Yamnarm), whom he makes into an apprentice of sorts. The scenes where he awakens Cage’s moral consciousness by designating one assassination target as “a bad man” and another — a populist politician — as a “good man” are laughable. The hitman may be a mercenary, but Jason Richman’s screenplay makes him look like someone who’s never been introduced to the concepts of good and evil. Of course, the Pang brothers are known for their stylish surfaces, not their deep thoughts. In their murky, blue-toned films, what you don’t see is more important than what you do — a technique that works best in a ghost story such as The Eye. Bangkok Dangerous has some effectively paced, glossily shot scenes, such as an assassination where Cage plays shark to drown a gangster in his own swimming pool, and the camera follows him into a shadowy, pulsing underwater world. But there’s no real suspense, because the

character is such a cipher, and there’s little at stake. Watching Bangkok Dangerous makes you realize that even the dumbest hit action movies have sly ways of making you like their characters. Maybe they’re working-class heroes like Bruce Willis in the Die Hards, or maybe they have a blank Zen grace like Keanu Reeves in everything, or maybe they just have a sense of humor. Miscast in a movie that doesn’t seem to know what it wants to be, Cage has none of these advantages. At least his disastrous Wicker Man remake spawned a viral video montage that introduced a whole generation to the Oscar winner’s hysterical interpretation of lines such as “Killing me won’t bring back your goddamn honey!” That scene will probably be remembered a lot longer than anything in Bangkok Dangerous. MARGOT HARRISON

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HENRY POOLE IS HERE★★ Luke Wilson heads the cast of this dramedy about a young man who receives bad news during a routine doctor's visit and promptly proceeds to look for the meaning of life. George Lopez and Cheryl Hines also appear. Mark (Arlington Road) Pellington directs. (101 min, PG. Palace) KIT KITTREDGE: AN AMERICAN GIRL★★★1/2 Abigail Breslin stars in this first feature based on the bestselling American Girl series. The Oscar nominee plays a resourceful young woman who solves a mystery and saves her family’s home during the Great Depression. Stanley Tucci, Joan Cusack and Julia Ormond costar. Patricia Rozema directs. (94 min, G. Welden) KUNG FU PANDA★★★ Jack Black heads the voice cast in this computergenerated comedy about a lazy, out-of-shape bear who goes into training to fight off a powerful invading force. With Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie and Jackie Chan. (95 min, PG. Majestic, Palace) MAMMA MIA!★★ If you've ever longed to watch Oscar-winning actress Meryl Streep sing ABBA's greatest hits, your dream has finally come true. She joins a cast that includes Colin Firth, Julie Walters and Pierce Brosnan in bringing the popular tribute musical to the big screen. Phyllida Lloyd directs. Starting 8/29, there’s also a “Sing-Along Edition” featuring lyrics on the screen. (109 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Majestic, Palace) MAN ON WIRE★★★★★ James Marsh’s documentary looks back at what some have called “the artistic crime of the century”: In 1974, an agile Frenchman named Philippe Petit stepped out on a tightrope he’d strung illegally between the towers of the World Trade Center. (90 min, PG-13. Palace, Savoy) PINEAPPLE EXPRESS★★★1/2 Seth Rogen and James Franco play a stoner and his dealer on the run from crooked cops in this action-comedy hybrid penned by the team behind Superbad (Rogen, Evan Goldberg and Judd Apatow). David Gordon Green directs. But will it play at 4:20? (112 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)

BANGKOK DANGEROUS★1/2 Nicolas Cage plays a cold-blooded hitman who has second thoughts about his career path after he falls in love with a beautiful Thai shop girl. With Charlie Yeung and Chakrit Yamnarm. Directed by Oxide and Danny Pang. (108 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset, Welden) BOTTLE SHOCK★★★ Alan Rickman and Bill Pullman play enthusiasts of French and American vino, respectively, in this fact-based account of a contest in which Napa Valley left France nursing a case of sour grapes. Rachael Taylor costars. Randall Miller directs. (110 min, PG-13. Roxy) COLLEGE★ Deb Hagan makes her directorial debut with this comedy about a trio of high school seniors who enjoy a wild weekend while checking out a prospective place of higher learning. Starring Drake Bell, Andrew Caldwell and Kevin Covals. (94 min, R. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Paramount) DEATH RACE★★ Paul W.S. Anderson (Mortal Kombat) wrote and directed this futuristic action fest about an ultra-violent game played by convicts for the amusement of the masses. Starring Jason Statham and Joan Allen. (105 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic) DISASTER MOVIE★ More spoofage from the folks who brought you Date Movie and Epic Movie. Matt Lanter and Nicole Parker star. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer wrote and directed. (90 min, PG13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Paramount, Welden) ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD★★★1/2 From legendary director Werner Herzog comes this documentary meditation on the meaning of society, in which the filmmaker studies a group of scientists and laborers living in the remote Antarctic community of McMurdo Station, headquarters of the National Science Foundation. (99 min, G. Palace) HAMLET 2★★★ Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener and Amy Poehler star in Andrew Fleming's comedy concerning a high school drama teacher who produces a musical sequel to Shakespeare's immortal drama. Elisabeth Shue costars. (94 min, R. Capitol, Roxy, Stowe)

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SPACE CHIMPS★★ Andy Samberg, Jeff Daniels and Cheryl Hines are among the voice cast in this animated comedy about monkeys on a dangerous mission to help inhabitants of a distant planet. Cowritten and directed by Kirk De Micco. (81 min, G. Bijou) STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS★1/2 The three Star Wars prequels were only mostly computer animated. Set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, back when Anakin Skywalker was still a good Jedi, this one replaces Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman and the rest with digital avatars and new voice actors. Some would say that’s an improvement. With the voices of Matt Lanter, Ashley Eckstein and James Arnold Taylor. Dave Filoni directs. (98 min, PG. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) STEP BROTHERS★★1/2 Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly re-team following the success of Talladega Nights. This time

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THE UNKNOWN WOMAN★★★★1/2 Giuseppe (Cinema Paradiso) Tornatore wrote and directed this Italian thriller about a young Ukrainian nanny with secrets who worms her way into the confidence of a rich Italian family. With Xenia Rappoport and Michele Placido. (118 min, NR. Palace) TRAITOR★★★ Don Cheadle and Guy Pearce are paired in this action adventure about an FBI agent and the shadowy U.S. Special Operations officer who appears to be at the center of the international conspiracy he's investigating. Neal McDonough costars. Jeffrey Nachmanoff directs. (110 min, PG-13. Roxy) TROPIC THUNDER★★1/2 In this Hollywood satire, a crew on location shooting the most expensive war movie ever produced finds itself caught in a real conflict. Ben Stiller plays the action star, Robert Downey Jr. is the Method Actor, and Jack Black is the

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THE FESTIVAL Sunday, September 21 from 2-5 (rain or shine)

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Tickets $50/person

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Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994. wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 4, 6. The Rocker 6, 8. Mamma Mia! 8. friday 12 — sunday 14 *The Women 2 (Sun), 5, 7:30. Tropic Thunder 2 (Sun), 6, 8. Star Wars: The Clone Wars 4.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Bangkok Dangerous 1:40, 4:15, 7, 9:30. Babylon A.D. 1:25, 4, 7:15, 9:30. Mamma Mia!: The Sing-Along Edition 1, 3:30, 6:40, 9:10. College 9. Disaster Movie 1:20, 4:10, 7:10, 9:20. Tropic Thunder 1:15, 3:50, 6:45, 9:35. The House Bunny 1:05, 3:20, 6:50, 9:15. Death Race 1:30, 4:20, 7:20, 9:45. The Dark Knight 12:55, 3:40, 6:30, 9:25. Pineapple Express 1:35, 4:05, 6:55, 9:40. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

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1:10, 3:45, 6:20.

wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Bangkok Dangerous 7. Babylon A.D. 6:50. Disaster Movie 7:15. College 7:10.

friday 12 — thursday 18 *Burn After Reading 1:35, 4:10, 7:10, 9:30. *The Women 1:25, 4, 6:50, 9:35. *Righteous Kill 1:30, 4:20, 7:15, 9:45. Mamma Mia!: The Sing-Along Edition 1, 3:30, 6:35, 9. Tropic Thunder 1:15, 6:45, 9:15. The House Bunny 1:10, 3:45, 6:40, 9:10. Bangkok Dangerous 1:40, 4:15, 7, 9:40. The Dark Knight 12:55, 3:40, 6:30, 9:25. Babylon A.D. 4:25, 7:05, 9:20. Kung Fu Panda 3:50. WALL-E 1:20. Pineapple Express 8:50. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 6:20. Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1:05, 3:20.

friday 12 — thursday 18 *The Women 1:30 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:40 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). Tropic Thunder 1:45 & 3:55 (Sat & Sun), 6:50 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). Bangkok Dangerous 1:35 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). Mamma Mia! 6:30 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). Space Chimps 1:40 & 3:45 (Sat & Sun). Times subject to change. See http:// users.adelphia.net/~silverscreen.

CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343.

Times subject to change. See www. majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Bangkok Dangerous 6:30, 9. Hamlet 2 9. Death Race 6:30. Tropic Thunder 6:30, 9. Pineapple Express 9. Mamma Mia! 6:30. The Dark Knight 6:15, 9. friday 12 — thursday 18 *Burn After Reading 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. *The Women 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. *Righteous Kill 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Bangkok Dangerous 9. Mamma Mia! 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30. The Dark Knight 6:15, 9. Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1:30 (Sat & Sun). See www.fgbtheaters.com.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Babylon A.D 12:45, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:30. Bangkok Dangerous 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:30. College 3, 9:45. The Dark Knight 1, 6:50. Death Race 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:20, 9:40. Disaster Movie 1, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:40. The House Bunny 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:30. Pineapple Express 4:15, 9:50. Star Wars: The Clone Wars 12:20, 5, 7:15. Tropic Thunder 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45.

wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Pineapple Express 8:30. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 6. Tropic Thunder 8:30. Step Brothers 6. friday 12 — thursday 18 *Burn After Reading 6:15, 8:30. *The Women 6, 8:25.

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 10 — thursday 11 The Rape of Europa 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9:05. Traitor 1:20, 3:50, 6:55, 9:25. Hamlet 2 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:15, 9:15. Vicky Cristina Barcelona 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:10. Tropic Thunder 1:30, 4:15, 7:05, 9:20. Bottle Shock 1:10, 3:40, 6:50. Pineapple Express 9:30. friday 12 — thursday 18 *Burn After Reading 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:15, 9:30. *Righteous Kill 1:30, 4, 7, 9:25. *The Women 1:10, 3:40, 6:50, 9:15. *Brick Lane 1:15, 6:40. Vicky Cristina Barcelona 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:10. Traitor 1:20, 3:55, 6:55. Hamlet 2 3:50, 8:45. Pineapple Express 9:35. Times subject to change. See www. merrilltheatres.net.

friday 12 — thursday 18 *Burn After Reading 12:30, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:35. *Righteous Kill 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. *The Women

12:15, 2:40, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. Bangkok Dangerous 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:30. The Dark Knight 1, 6:50. Death Race 2:50, 9:40. The House Bunny 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:30. Star Wars: The Clone Wars 12:20, 5, 7:15. Tropic Thunder 4:30, 9:45. Vicky Cristina Barcelona 12:30, 2:35, 4:50, 7:10, 9:25. Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

PALACE CINEMA 9

Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 10 — thursday 11 The Unknown Woman 4:05, 8:45. Bangkok Dangerous 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:45, 4:10, 6:55, 9:25. Man on Wire 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:40, 3:55, 6:40, 8:50. Encounters at the End of the World 4:20, 6:45. Henry Poole Is Here 2, 9. American Teen 1:50, 6:35. Mamma Mia! 1:35, 4, 6:30, 8:55. Pineapple Express 4:25,

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friday 12 — thursday 18 *Burn After Reading 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 2:05, 4:30, 6:55, 9:20. *The Women 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:30, 4:05, 6:40, 9:15. *Righteous Kill 2, 4:20, 7, 9:25. Encounters at the End of the World 1:50, 6:50. Man on Wire 1:40, 3:55, 6:35, 8:45. Mamma Mia! 1:35, 4, 6:30, 8:55. Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1:55 (Fri-Sun). The Dark Knight 1:30, 4:40, 8. Babylon A.D. 1:55 (Mon-Thu), 4:30, 6:50, 9:05. Bangkok Dangerous 1:45, 4:10, 6:45, 9:10. Tropic Thunder 4:15, 9:05.

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THE SAVOY THEATER

Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509.

Novello has it all.

wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Vicky Cristina Barcelona 6:30, 8:30. friday 12 — thursday 18 Man on Wire 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:30 (all week), 8:30 (except Sat), 8:45 (Sat only). See www.savoytheater.com.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX

Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678. wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Hamlet 2 7. Tropic Thunder 7. Pineapple Express 7. friday 12 — thursday 18 Schedule not available at press time.

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WELDEN THEATER

104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 10 — thursday 11 Bangkok Dangerous 7, 9. Disaster Movie 7, 9. Babylon A.D. 9. Tropic Thunder 7. friday 12 — thursday 18 *The Women 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9 (Fri-Sun). Bangkok Dangerous 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9 (Fri-Sun). The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 2 & 4 (Sat &

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hen you think about it, it’s kind of horrific. Every night, hungry folks all over the country grab a beer, sit down with their friends and munch on the tiny bones of dozens of martyred chickens. There’s not even much muscle on the flightless wings. For many, tearing the meat from the bone is more of a distraction than a dining experience. But it doesn’t have to be.

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Chicken Chicken Charlie’s Charlie’s

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Quoted delivery time

30 minutes

30 minutes

40 minutes

30 minutes

Actual delivery time

31 minutes

38 minutes

35 minutes

27 minutes

Delivery hours

11 a.m. to 10 p.m., seven days a week.

11 a.m. to 2 a.m., seven days a week.

5:30 p.m. to 1 a.m., seven days a week.

4 p.m. to midnight. Lunchtime delivery Thursday through Sunday is coming soon.

Accept college cards?

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Price

$8.49 a dozen. Extra $1.50 charge was for extra flavors or additional dressing — we’re not sure which.

$8 a dozen. Didn’t charge extra for splitting flavors or for additional dressing.

$7.50 for 10, with no extra charge for sampling different sauces.

$8.49 a dozen, with one sauce. Getting additional kinds will cost you.

Delivery cost

Free with $12 order

Free with $12 order

Free

Free

Phone manner

Fine and friendly. Was willing to discuss favorite flavors.

Fine, although her initial greeting was rushed and tough to understand. Also volunteered info about popular flavors.

Pleasant and patient. Recommended the various BBQ versions.

Helpful when asked several questions about the order.

Splitsville

Ordered two varieties. Each flavor came in a We tried two different kinds. The wings were in one container, separated by leaves different receptacle. of tissue paper.

Too excited by the plethora of flavors to choose just two, we split an order of 25 wings ($15.99) among four flavors. The wings arrived in separate parts of one container, so the sauces hadn’t mixed.

Each dozen was swaddled in tissue paper and nestled in an individual cardboard container. The downside? When you’re reaching for the ones on the bottom, you’re likely to get sauce on your mitts.

Finger burns?

Hot enough for us.

Nice and toasty. But the restaurant is pretty near our office.

Yep. They brought them in an insulated bag. Good call.

Some were hotter than others. They arrived in a paper grocery bag.

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Styrofoam containers were strapped together with a thick plastic band. We ripped into the styro when trying to cut the plastic strip. “This might be tough to do drunk at 2 a.m.,” Dan Bolles pointed out sagaciously. Flimsy plasticware came in individual packages, with one incredibly thin napkin each. Not nearly sufficient for mopping up the mess.

Individual aluminum containers with plastic tops came stacked in a paper bag. The tower was swathed in many layers of Saran wrap and required sharp objects to penetrate. We were pleased by the stack of napkins, but hasn’t anybody in this town heard of wet naps?

The only wing joint that has its own special Styrofoam containers with the company logo. And they were black, which makes it extra hip. What wasn’t hip? The lack of plasticware and napkins. It’s a party foul to lick your fingers and then feel around for your next wing.

Each dozen came in a paper box lined with lots of tissue paper, which is all well and good until bits of paper end up hitchhiking in the sticky sauces. On the positive side, we did get a nice stack of napkins.

Extras

No veggies. What the heck?

Three carrots and three celery sticks. Fine quality.

Celery all by its lonesome. It was crunchy, though.

Each dozen comes with its own baggie of fresh-looking celery.

Meatiness

Big fat wings.

Smaller, more compact pieces.

Medium-sized. They’re made from fresh chicken, not frozen, which is a huge plus.

Good-sized, but not huge.

Dressing quality

Eh. Not too flavorful. Where’s the blue cheese?

Very chunky blue cheese dressing. The ranch has a nice buttermilk flavor. Both are homemade.

Has its own “Wings Over” line of dipping sauces (e.g., ranch and blue cheese). Both were just fine, but they took a back seat to the tasty wings.

Nothing special. Blue cheese didn’t have much cheesy flavor. The ranch was nice and creamy.

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Mild, Medium, Hot, Lava

Non-Buffalo flavors

Honey BBQ, Mild BBQ, Medium BBQ, Hot BBQ, Suicide BBQ, Teriyaki, Honey Dijon, Zesty Italian, Spicy Garlic, Cajun BBQ, Asian Zing

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Honey BBQ, Spicy BBQ, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Spicy Bbyaki, Cajun, Marinara, Gravy

Spicy-hot enough for ya?

Not so much. Traditional, vinegary sauce, messy container.

A bit hot, but not “PrepHOTstrous” by any means. Peppery heat that builds slowly. Might seem hot after eating a bunch.

Finally, a truly spicy wing. Alice Levitt thought the rich, brick-red sauce looked “angry,” and we weren’t disappointed. “I can feel it in my ears,” commented Dan.

With pepper flakes sprinkled on the outside, these wings bit back. They weren’t the bright red, vinegary style; the sauce had more substance.

Flavor fave

We tried to order the fun-sounding Asian Zing, but they were out. We ended up with Italian wings, which were breaded and doused in Italian dressing. Alice liked the flavor, but the drenching of dressing made ‘em soggy.

Sweet Honey BBQ didn’t taste anything like BBQ. These were better when swiped through the dressing, resulting in a flavor combo similar to cream cheese and jelly. “It reminds me of Chinese restaurant sauces, sweet and gloppy,” Alice professed.

As already mentioned, we couldn’t order just one flavor, so we ended up with three. And loved them all. Crisp, dry-rubbed Garlic Parmesan had some herbs in the mix. “It’s like biting into a garden,” said Alice. The mustard-y Golden Bar-B-Que was unusual and delicious. The Spicy Teriyaki wasn’t that spicy, but it was good nonetheless.

The Cajun version had a peppery dry rub — hot, crisp and good, though not typically Cajun. Honey BBQ was sweet and slightly tangy, but didn’t stand out from the crowd.

Other items sold

Chicken tenders, fries, roasted chicken, soups, salads, ribs, burgers, gyro, sandwiches, wraps, lots of sides.

Pizza, calzone, stromboli, pasta, salads, drinks, ice cream, subs.

Boneless wings, ribs, waffle fries, sandwiches, wraps, veggie burgers, onion rings, coleslaw, soda.

Dinner combos, sandwiches, salads, subs, fries, chips, candy bars, beef jerky, pop tarts, Ben & Jerry’s pints.

What’s best?

Friendly service, expansive hours and the inclusion of silverware, however wimpy.

No puddles of sauce on the Buffalo wings. We liked the homemade dressings. The carrots and napkins were nice, too.

The freshness and the excellent variety of wing flavors will keep us going back for more. The slick packaging was nice. Those who hate human interaction can order on the web.

The wings themselves: They’re crisp and tasty. The many non-chicken items on the menu make this a great option for big crowds.

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hailed from farther afield, such as The Wing Coop of Salt Lake City. (In Utah, the sauces range from “beginnerâ€? to “black diamond.â€? Can non-Mormons swig a brewski alongside? The menu doesn’t say). Also serving wings were Native New Yorker — located in Tempe, Arizona — and Legend Larry’s of Sheboygan, Wisconsin. The weirdest wingery name? Quaker State and Lube from Sharon, Pennsylvania. Based on statistical samples from the 2007 festival, organizers say the bulk of their visitors are Buffalo-area males who make more than $50,000 per year and eat chicken wings between one and three times per week. The local cardiologists must eat that up. Speaking of cardiologists, everybody knows wings aren’t exactly healthy heart fare. But because each recipe is different, it can be hard to calculate the damage. A version of the original Anchor Bar recipe reprinted in The Los Angeles Times puts it at 567 calories and 48 grams of fat for four wings dipped in blue cheese. If you eat a dozen of those wings by yourself, you’re sucking down 2268 calories, more than enough to fuel an adult male for an entire day. But at least they’re low-carb, right? Saucy Buffalo-wing goodness is no longer limited to chicken. These days, snack-food manufacturers offer spicy and tangy treats inspired by the classic. For example, Snyder’s of Hanover makes a Hot Buffalo Wing Pretzel, described as “generous chunks of our sourdough pretzels bursting with [the] intense flavor . . . of hot sauce seasoned with cayenne peppers and paprika.â€? Pringles takes it to the next level with Extreme Blazin’ Buffalo Wing crisps. Like your snack foods to play it cooler? The makers of Cheez-It Twisters add the dipping sauce to the equation with their Hot Wings & Cheesy Blue flavor. Kettle Chips is classier: Its crunchy treat is called Buffalo Bleu. Très chic. For those who want to know exactly what’s going into the “Buffalo-flavoredâ€? sauce, web-based recipe collections offer plenty of takes on Buffalo shrimp, Buffalo meatballs and Buffalo pizza. Feel like a stud ’cause you ate more wings than your friends? Sonya Thomas might have something to say about that. Known as the “Black Widow,â€? the 41-year-old Korean-born Burger King manager is currently ranked sixth in the pantheon of gluttons who compose the International Federation of Competitive Eating. At the U.S. Buffalo Wing Eating Championship on August 30, 101-pound Thomas ate 165 wings in 12 minutes. This past February at the Philadelphia Wing Bowl — which takes place on Super Bowl weekend — eating machine Joey Chestnut set a record unlikely to be surpassed. Known for snatching the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Belt from the waist of skinny Takeru Kobayashi, Chestnut has enjoyed an unparalleled reign of gustatory terror. Besting his previous performance of 182 wings in a half-hour, this year he stomached 241 in the same time. His rival, the punkish Patrick Bertoletti, busted his own gut with 227 spicy nibbles. How do they do it? Both dudes began building their iron stomachs in college, and use gastric stretching exercises to prepare for competition. — A.L. & S.P.

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The name of the South End’s newest restaurant, Bite Me Organic Pizza, exhorts the eater to dig in. But for some customers, the restaurant’s name has more vulgar connotations. Jack O’Brien’s new pizza place on St. Paul Street has generated a flurry of postings on the neighborhood’s Front Porch Forum, some of which have been rather, well, biting. In a message left for this reporter, FPF commenter Dorie Weigand points out: “The way our language has evolved, ‘bite me’ is pretty confrontational and aggressive . . . I don’t really think that I’m offended; I just think that the language that was used was not well thought out for a new business.� Democratic City Councilor Joan Shannon, who lives nearby with her 6-year-old daughter, questions O’Brien’s marketing motives: “I think the aim may have been to appear trendy or cutting edge,� she opines. “And maybe it’s a good line if you’re trying to attract college students� — as opposed to families. Would Shannon go there without her elementary schooler? “I have mixed feelings,� she admits, conceding that O’Brien “has made a great improvement to a problem property in the neighborhood. . . . I hear they have good pizza. It’s a matter of whether or not I can overcome the name to go eat pizza there.� Others neighbors, like Jessica Oski, aren’t concerned about the pizzeria’s moniker: “I would say that the name is an attempt at being clever, and it’s not necessarily the name that I would have chosen, but there are certainly things in this world that I’m more concerned about talking to my kids about: war, poverty, racism, etc.� And, she points out, “You are biting the food.� O’Brien himself seems somewhat baffled by the furor. “I’m sorry they feel that way about the name, but I can’t make them see something differently if they perceive ‘bite me’ as a negative. I’m just trying to do everything positive.� His final word on the topic: “I like that the people here are innovative, smart, picky and opinionated: All these things are fantastic. I love the fact that we can agree to disagree.� Slice of Vermont life. — SUZANNE PODHAIZER

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Smither. The songwriter has been a revered icon for more than 20 years. His gritty vocal delivery and unparalleled finger-picked guitar style have made him a darling of media and musicians alike. This Saturday, the sexagenarian tunesmith thrills and chills at the Valley Players Theater in Waitsfield.

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BY DAN BOLLES

THUMB TWIDDLIN’

If shameless self-promotion makes you squeamish, you might want to skip ahead to the next column item. Cuz this is gonna get gloriously, back-pattingly dirty. And, yeah, I just made up a word. Do something. You may or may not have noticed a curious little magazine floating around Burlington in recent weeks. Perhaps in the hallowed halls of our fair burgh’s institutions of higher learning. Or maybe in the clutches of any number of the thousands of fresh-faced youngsters currently descending on our lakeside hamlet clad in not-really-ironicanymore T-shirts bearing the word “college.” Ah, frosh. Anyway, the new rag is called What’s Good and it is essentially a reference guide for those new to the area to get acquainted with their newly adopted home. It’s written by a slew of Seven Days staffers, including yours truly. Actually, even if you’re a townie, I’ll wager you will find some interesting bits buried within its glossy pages. But that’s not really the point, at least for our purposes here. The point — you knew I’d get to it eventually — is that to celebrate the launch of our new educational foray, we’re throwing a monster two-floor party at Nectar’s and Club Metronome on Thursday, September 18. And you’re all invited. Hell, half of you are probably playing it. We’re calling the hootenanny — or is it a hoedown? RACHEL RIES AND ANAÏS MITCHELL — “The Bands of Burlington” showcase because, well, it features a smorgasbord of killer local acts. We’re still ironing out the final details. But here’s what we’ve got so far. Slated to appear are hip-hop heavyweights The Aztext, jazzyproggy rockers Japhy Ryder, art-rock stalwarts Swale, loveable smartasses The Vanderpolls (formerly Phish . . . just kidding), indie-rock up-and-comers In Memory of Pluto, Fourth Wave ska-punk revivalists Husbands AKA and alt-country troubadour Lowell Thompson. Oh, and this just in, alt-something supergroup Cannon Fodder has just been added to the bill as well. By this time next week, we should have another addition or two to announce, so stay tuned. The evening will be hosted by local funny man extraordinaire Alex Nief and will feature giveaways from Burton Snowboards and Sugarbush. The show will also will also serve as a benefit for Big Heavy World and The Radiator, which will have a podcast from the show available online. UVM’s WRUV will be simulcasting live. And that’s what’s good.

I suppose that’s enough horn tooting — for this week, anyway. And there is a whole bunch of other nifty, non-7D-related stuff happening in the coming week. First up, jam fans will want to take note of a rare, strictly localvore show on the Ballroom stage at Higher Ground this Friday featuring upstart groovers Twiddle. This is the band’s second gig at the area’s marquee venue, and after months of touring and grassroots promotion, they’re aiming for a sellout. Believe it or not, they just might do it. Good luck, boys. Also of note on the bill are local openers Greyspoke, yet another recent entry into Burlington’s ever-wiggling jam-rock fold. The band is also holding court with a weekly Nectar’s gig— love those local residencies! — that is doubling as a live album recording session every Wednesday in September. Jam on. PHOTO COURTESY OF EMMA GLUCKMAN

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It has been a pleasure to write about former Zola Turn front woman Alice Austin’s recent string of Burlington homecoming shows — I am a sucker for anything related to Burlington’s 1990s rock heyday, after all. I have been keeping up on her new tunes through the technological marvel that is the Internet — MySpace: Not just for stalkers anymore! In particular, two songs that were recently sent my way by local booking dude Sean Altrui really struck my fancy. “Never Cry Halo” and “Graveyard Before Dark” (the latter is the title song from Austin’s forthcoming album) are a pair of rockers that would make Joan Jett blush. Speaking of which, funny story about those two ditties. If you attend Austin’s show at Parima’s Acoustic Lounge this Friday and sign up for her email list, you’ll be sent both songs via email and can rock out like I have been for the last couple of weeks. Local chanteuse Caroline O’Connor opens the show.

BITES IN BRIEF A heartfelt “woo-hoo!” goes out to Pine Street Jazz, which turns a whopping 10 years old this week. The sextet is composed of some of the area’s finest players, and their weekly collaborations at the Lincoln Inn have featured just about every local jazz vocalist worth his or her scat — um, maybe I should rephrase that? Friday night the band will celebrate in grand style with a special performance at Burlington’s FlynnSpace.

Speaking of anniversaries, Honky-Tonk Tuesday at Radio Bean turned three years old last week. Congrats on making it through those terrible twos. Is there anything whiskey can’t do? And speaking of honky-tonk, I’m pleased to report that Mark Legrand’s Honky-Tonk Happy Hour, Friday afternoons at Langdon Street Café, are back in action after a lengthy layoff. Yee-haw! Remember The Gin Blossoms? Apparently someone does, because they’re headlining the second annual Burke Mountain Music Festival this Saturday with the pride of Bangor, Maine, Howie Day and Louisiana singer-songwriter Marc Broussard. Speaking of blasts from the pop-rock past, reggae-rock fusionists O.A.R. will be headlining at Burlington’s Memorial Auditorium the night before, so you won’t have to choose. Whew! We don’t give a lot of ink to The Purple Moon Pub in Waitsfield, but there’s a show this Tuesday that indie-folk fans will want to put on their radar. First up is quirky Brooklyn act Leland Sundries, which has some definitively Cracker-esque influences. The headlining act is a fellow named Dan Kaplan, whom discerning alt-country acolytes will remember from acclaimed outfit The Still. Not to be confused with Montréal’s The Stills, of course. Before she hops across the pond to tour with Bon freakin’ Iver, local songwriter Anaïs Mitchell will embark on a short string of dates with Chicago’s Rachel Ries to promote their new five-song split, country e.p. The duo is releasing the high-lonesome quickie on Ani DiFranco’s Righteous Babe label. Catch their only Vermont date this Saturday at the Higher Ground Ballroom. In biz-related news, WRUV will host a free booking seminar Wednesday, September 17, at UVM’s Davis Center. The workshop will feature reps from Higher Ground, the Monkey House, Big Heavy World and Tick Tick, all of whom know a thing or two about the ins and outs of booking and promotion. According to a recent press release, the goal is to “demystify the process of organizing a music event.” Awesome. But where were those guys when we were putting together the “Bands of Burlington” Showcase at Club Metronome and Nectar’s on Thursday, September 18? >

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:: central CHARLIE O’S: Electric Sorcery (rock), 10 p.m., Free. ELIXIR: Ed Eastridge & Johnny Bishop (blues), 7:30 p.m., Free. GUSTO’S: The Complaints (rock), 9 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Honky-Tonk Happy Hour with Mark Legrand (honky-tonk), 5 p.m., Donations. Sara Grace & The Suits (soul), 9:30 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: The Grift (jam), 10 p.m., $3.

:: northern BAYSIDE PAVILION: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free. BEE’S KNEES: Earthman Band (Worldbeat), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Japhy Ryder (prog-rock), 9 p.m., Free. JD’S PUB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. RUSTY NAIL: Lotus Entertainment Presents DJ Russell (mash-up), 9 p.m., $5. SHOOTERS SALOON: Area 51 (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

:: regional KRAZY HORSE SALOON: Movin’ On (country), 10 p.m., Free. MONOPOLE: J-San & the Analogue Sons (rock), 10 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Polyester (‘70s dance party), 10 p.m., Free.

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AVENUE BISTRO: Jenni Johnson & Friends (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. BANANA WINDS CAFÉ & PUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Sideshow Bob (rock), 5 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (DJ), 10 p.m., $5. FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. GREEN ROOM: Brienne & Kozio (house), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Anaïs Mitchell, Rachel Ries, Louis Ledford (singer-songwriters), 8:30 p.m., $12/14. AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: MXPX, Only Crime, TAT (pop-punk), 7:30 p.m., $15. AA. JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: The Powder Kegs, MJ & The Beas (indie-folk), 9 p.m., $6. NECTAR’S: Zach DuPont (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Sean Rowe (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Dub Is a Weapon, J-San and the Analogue Sons (reggae), 9 p.m., $5. NIGHTCRAWLERS: Nobby Reed Project (blues), 9 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: The New & Very Welcome (indie-folk), 7 p.m., Free. The Sound & Sober (indie-folk), 8 p.m., Free. Danny DeFonza (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Be4Now (rock), 11 p.m., Free. Flatlander (Americana), 11:45 p.m., Free. RASPUTIN’S: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. RED SQUARE: Live Music, 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. RUBEN JAMES: DJ C-Low (DJ), 10 p.m., Free. R� Rà IRISH PUB: Kaila Band (rock), 10 p.m., Free. SECOND FLOOR: DÊjà Vu Ladies’ Night (DJ), 9 p.m., $3/10. SKINNY PANCAKE: The Dear (Americana), 9 p.m., $3-5.

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:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: DJ Dizzle (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Yankee Chank (folk), 8 p.m., Donations. BURKE MOUNTAIN: 2nd Annual Burke Mountain Music Festival (rock), 1 p.m., $30. AA. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Evenkeel, 9 p.m., Free. PIECASSO: Karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. RUSTY NAIL: Last Kid Picked (rock), 9 p.m., Free. SPRUCE PEAK AT STOWE: Richie Ortiz (acoustic), 12 p.m., Free.

:: regional KRAZY HORSE SALOON: Just Us (rock), 10 p.m., Free. MONOPOLE: Otis Budd (rock), 10 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Polyester (‘70s dance party), 10 p.m., Free. TABU CAFÉ AND NIGHTCLUB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

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1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Ariel’s Riverside CafÊ & Pub, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Banana Winds CafÊ & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & CafÊ, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. The Bobcat CafÊ, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater CafÊ, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind CafÊ, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636. Dobrå Tea, 80 Church Street St., Burlington, 951-2424. Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. Elixir, 188 S. Main St., White River Jct., 281-7009. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Good Times CafÊ, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet CafÊ, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. Hooters, 1705 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 660-8658. The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626. Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-570-8888. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443.

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(Kelly Ravin Music, CD) The collective mellow of Vermont’s everwiggly groove scene was unceremoniously harshed earlier this year when sun-kissed jam-pop trio Lucy Vincent abruptly called it quits. The group had a strong following, both in their native Martha’s Vineyard and their adopted homeport of Burlington. They were also ardent road warriors, touring frequently. Upon their breakup, the rumor mill pointed to the ever-ubiquitous “artistic differences� as a prime motivator. With his debut EP Barbed Wire, guitarist Kelly Ravin is the first to emerge from the LV ashes and does his best to lend credence to that claim. The disc begins with the hothouse-tinged “City Girls.� The tune’s bouncy blues rhythm sets the tone early on and serves notice that this is definitely not a Lucy Vincent album. The interplay between acoustic and electric guitars — both played by Ravin — are a nice touch. Although something goes amiss about midway through the track as the acoustic fails to lock in with the lead guitar — overdub foible, perhaps? The result is grating and detracts from an otherwise fine opener. Ravin is a gifted singer. However, he is occasionally guilty of employing overwrought ornamental vocal flourishes. He’s at his most engaging when he simply lets the natural expressiveness of his voice shine through. And nowhere is that clearer than on “Old Dawg,� the EP’s standout track. A deceptively pretty melody provides the foundation for deceptively dark lyrics. Sparse instrumental makeup adds to the tune’s chilling starkness. Ravin executes a tastefully understated vocal performance. “So So Sorry� follows and is a pleasing little love song. Again, the tune’s nicer moments are when Ravin lays back and trusts in his reedy croon and smart lyrics to deliver the message. The remainder of the disc is somewhat hit or miss. “Those Days� is a solid ballad. But Ravin’s faux blues delivery on the following number, “In My Past,� sounds unnatural and forced. The rootsy “Tired and Tested� is a slow-burning stunner and offers his finest lyrical work. But the title cut closing the EP feels strangely out of place. Here, Ravin’s voice is doubled. It’s the only instance in which he employs the oft-overused studio trick, and the result is flat and listless. Ultimately, Barbed Wire is a strong solo debut and casts Ravin in a grittier light than did his previous work with feel-good popsters Lucy Vincent — though fans of that band will still find a lot to like about his new direction. Kelly Ravin performs Wednesday, September 10, at the Monkey House in Winooski with his “other� band, Cannon Fodder.

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love the Art Hop. No, I’m not really a fan of “art,” per se. Though I can scrunch my nose, stroke my chin and nod knowingly at paintings and sculptures with the best of ’em. For me, it’s all about the spectacle. Thousands of people from all walks of artistic and non-artistic life descend on Burlington’s South End for the event each year. And watching the throngs of revelers ambling along Pine Street to and from various studios has become a time-honored final salvo to summer. This year proved no different . . . sort of. I began my trek Friday night at Sanctuary Artsite, otherwise known as the offices of Jager Di Paola Kemp Design. Higher Ground and the über-hip design firm were celebrating the launch of __ of 1500, a new book documenting their 10-year relationship and the stunning collection of free concert poster art that partnership birthed. Jaded folks in the Queen City sometimes grouse that HG “doesn’t book any good shows, man.” The works on display at

JDK proved that sentiment simply silly. Posters from a remarkable array of shows adorned the walls. Just strolling through the gallery brought back fond memories of nights at both the Winooski (Wilco, Gillian Welch, Badly Drawn Boy) and South Burlington (M. Ward, My Morning Jacket, Built To Spill) locations. I was also struck by pangs of bitter jealousy when reminded of shows I can’t believe I missed (The Shins, The Pants reunion, Tenacious D). By the time I made my way to the building’s basement/skate ramp, local experimental trio Oak had just begun their set. Seated on the floor, the band coaxed loud, eerie drones from behind a techno-geek’s wet dream of sonic doohickies. But “other” music is not for everyone. And here I’m thinking of the two small children who immediately plugged their ears and ran for the door once the show started. It’s OK, kiddos, it’s an acquired taste. Unfortunately, the folks I was with had yet to acquire the taste, too. And so it was time to hop — that’s the whole point anyway, right?

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As we crossed the street and headed towards Speaking Volumes, a riotous cacophony greeted

our ears. Turning the corner into the parking lot, a similarly frantic visual feast met our eyes. Hundreds of people filled the dirt lot, most headed towards the curious sounds emanating from behind the building. As we neared the makeshift stage, a bizarre scene unfolded before us. Fire dancers twirled flames on various swinging implements. Jugglers tossed glowing red balls through the muggy night air. At one point, two standing on either side of the makeshift stage in front of the loading dock juggled over the band from 20 feet apart. Onstage, harmonicore hooligans Cccome? were holding court, their subversive sounds practically bending the crowd to their hedonistic will. Debauched bandleader Smoky Knolls preached bohemian revolution to the masses. From inside an inflated, opaque tent to the left of the stage, women danced in pairs, their sensuous silhouettes projected 15 feet high against its walls. Knolls ended the set by imploring the crowd to join him in a parade down Pine Street — the group had somehow procured 60 marching-band outfits from a local

high school. But on this night, clothes would prove an unnecessary accoutrement. Because that’s when the topless chicks showed up. As the first dancers descended the ramp from the now deflated tent, an uneasy buzz fell over the crowd. “Are they . . . ? Are those . . . ?” Yup. Breasts. Grinding electronica filled the air, meeting the growing carnal tension — and disbelief — in a sweaty haze of lust and loops. For a while, the topless dancers rotated on and off stage in pairs. But then all five women came together for a rapturous finale. A stunned pause followed the conclusion of the performance. And then as hearty a cheer as you’ll ever hear in Burlington erupted from the audience. The line between stage and crowd blurred into nonexistence as the music kicked in again and an orgiastic dance party ensued. There were other bands to come. And they were good. But this was a heady night in Burlington. And nudity, er, art is always a tough act to follow. >

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BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Perry Nunn (acoustic), 4 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Bonjour-Hi! (electronica), 9 p.m., $3/8. FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Los Lonely Boys, Dave Barnes (rock), 8:30 p.m., $26/28. AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Angel Band (Americana), 7:30 p.m., $16/18. AA. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Pine Street Jazz 2nd Sunday Instrumental Night, 6 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. NIGHTCRAWLERS: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Larry King (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: Myra Flynn & Spark (neo-soul), 8 p.m., Free. J-Squared (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. R� Rà IRISH PUB: Trinity (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

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COMING TO AMERICA :: Vermonters should count themselves very fortunate to have a direct pipeline to an immense supply of the planet’s finest cutting-edge artists. Thanks to Charlotte-based worldmusic imprint Cumbancha and its ongoing concert series with legendary label Putumayo, we’re intimately connected with bright new talent. The semi-monthly celebration continues with the U.S. debut of “Zimbabwe’s New Voice,� Chiwoniso. The multitalented up-and-comer is already a star in her native country, blending traditional African rhythms with more modern elements of funk and reggae. And her inspiring, socially conscious lyricism should endear her to fans far and wide. Say you saw her when, this Thursday at Higher Ground’s Showcase Lounge.

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1/2 LOUNGE: Heal-In Sessions with Briandeye & Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Needtobreathe, Township (rock), 7:30 p.m., $12/14. AA. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Live Music, 7 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Monday Night Residency with Amozen, Lendway, Jeff Bujak (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Poets’ Jam with Trevien Stanger, 9:30 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Open Mike, 8 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: The Dirtminers (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Stephen Echo (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOUNGE: Dakota & Nastee (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free. The Vacant Lots (rock), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Solas (Celtic), 7:30 p.m., $17/20. AA. JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LEUNIG’S: Mike Martin & Geoff Kim (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Bluegrass Night, 7 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Rock Tuesday with Shaggy Wonda, The Parts, A.P.R. (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (country), 10 p.m., $3. RED SQUARE: World Bashment with Demus & Super K (reggae), 9 p.m., Free. SECOND FLOOR: Superstar Karaoke With Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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PURPLE MOON PUB: Dar Kaplan, Leland Sundries (indie-folk), 7 p.m., Free. STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Shooter Night, 5 p.m., Free. Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Alan Greenleaf & The Doctor (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Greg Klyma (Americana), 7 p.m., Free. PIECASSO: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOUNGE: DJ A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Cinderfella (auction), 6 p.m., $8/10. AA. LEUNIG’S: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Irish Night, 7 p.m., Free. MANHATTAN PIZZA AND PUB: Open Mike, 10 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: An Evening with W.E.S.T. (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. NIGHTCRAWLERS: Open Mike with Mike Pellkey (acoustic-rock), 7 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (DJ), 10 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. DJ Raul (DJ), 5 p.m., Free. Grippo/Sklar Quintet (funk), 8 p.m., Free.

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:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Larry Dougher (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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the play’s the thing The gifted actors of Shakespeare and Company call Lenox, Massachusetts, home. But, like the Bard himself, they take their show on the road. The company’s national tour of Hamlet offers a polished, postmodern take on the famous tragedy. Yes, the plot’s familiar: Hamlet’s uncle kills his father and marries his mother to usurp Denmark’s throne; cue angry dithering. Inventive casting and framing freshen up the 400-year-old opus: Actor Jason Asprey (pictured) plays the mad and moody Dane, and Tina Packer, the troupe’s artistic director and Asprey’s offstage mother, is Queen Gertrude. (Asprey’s dad — Dennis Krausnick — plays Polonius.) Don’t be surprised by sudden lights and noises heralding flashbacks: Director Eleanor Holdridge sets the show “in the electrical synapse pulses of Hamlet’s dying brain.” How’s that for a meditation on memory? ‘Hamlet’

Friday, September 12, 7 p.m. at the Paramount Theatre in Rutland. $18-24. Info, 775-0903. www.paramountlive.org www.shakespeare.org

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<calendar > WED.10 activism

Burlington Peace Vigil: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. WILPF Meeting: The Burlington Branch of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom reports on nuclear disarmament actions against Vermont Yankee and plans for an upcoming Jane Addams Birthday Tea. Peace and Justice Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 999-6975.

dance ‘Salsalina’ Practice: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.

etc. BBA Summer Social: Members and guests of the Burlington Business Association network over catered treats. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-1175. Charity Bingo: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the magic word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. Embroiderers Guild: Multicolored floss forms stitched pictures at a Green Mountain Chapter meeting. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. Grant Seeker Workshop: Reps of Vermont nonprofits and municipalities get a crash course in applying for funds to create or enhance buildings that bring cultural activities to the public. Sudbury Town Hall, Sudbury, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 828-0152. Italian Conversation Group: Midday learners try lunch in a foreign language to sharpen communication skills. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘Matter of Balance’: Community educators from Rutland Regional Medical Center help perfectionists manage their fear of failure. Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 468-3093. Red Sox Nation ‘Watch Party’: In between T.V. coverage of Boston’s game against the Tampa Bay Rays, Glen Jardine — the “governor” of Vermont’s Red Sox fan club — oversees a ticket raffle for the upcoming Fenway Park Yankees series. Ruben James, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0744. Spanish Conversation Group: Habla español? Brown baggers eat lunch and devour new vocab. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

fairs & festivals Vermont Latino Festival: Spanishinflected music, culture and arts combine during five days of dancing, concerts and fiestas. Various locations, Burlington, 3:30-11 p.m. See www. latinofestvt.com for various event costs. Info, 862-5082.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. Food Preservation Workshop: Yes — you, can. Dale Steen, food safety and nutrition prof with UVM’s extension service, shows how to safely preserve garden produce in glass jars. Northeast Kingdom Community Action, St. Johnsbury, 5:30 p.m. $15 includes canning materials. Info, 748-9498, call to register.

Middlebury Farmers’ Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 897-2121. South End Farmers’ Market: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls. Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8526.

health & fitness Core Strength: Flex your spine with chiropractic exercises that promote health from the inside out. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 262-6097. Seniors’ Chiropractic Clinic: Folks over 60 stretch their spines, unwind tension and receive adjustments from a licensed chiropractor. Montpelier Senior Center, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $15. Info, 223-2518. Zumba Fitness: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Fitness Options, South Burlington, 12-1 p.m. $10, first time free. Info, 970-708-1316.

kids Animal Feeding: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. ‘Moving & Grooving with Christine’: Move and play to music. Recommended for kids ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Preschool Discovery Program: Tots ages 3 to 5 investigate natural phenomena with their ’rents — wear outdoor gear. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $10. Info, 229-6206.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘After the Fog’: In this documentary, filmmaker Jay Craven interviews local vets about the emotional effects of war and reintegration into civilian life. Room 1. Shelburne Town Center, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8479.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Montpelier World Music Chorus: Village Harmony co-directors Larry Gordon and Patty Cuyler teach global folk tunes by ear at the intro session of this semester-long singing group. Christ Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3210. Open Mike Night and Coffeehouse: Poets, musicians, singers, storytellers and comics put on an impromptu show. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. St. Andrew’s Pipes and Drums: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335, jerdelyi@vhfa. org.

talks Eric Schlosser: The author of Fast Food Nation considers how to wean America from industrial eats, drugs and oil. Sunderland Language Center. Middlebury College, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. School Success: Parents learn how to tell whether their kids are doing well at their alma mater. Woodbury Community Library, Woodbury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-4276. ‘The Great Contradiction’: Legal experts Randy Koch and Sandy Baird consider how the U.S. Constitution addresses slavery and race. Community Room, Burlington College, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

‘Why I (Still) Love Robert Frost’: Vermont-based poet and essayist Jim Schley, director of the Frost Place in Franconia, N.H., shares his on-the-page passion for a cantankerous literary figure. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

words Book Club: Readers of Russell Banks’ The Darling discuss it with scholar Joseph Mueller and prepare to read Cormac McCarthy’s The Road in October. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Frederick Lane: In honor of Banned Books Month, the Burlington-based legal journalist reads excerpts from his new title The Court and the Cross: the Religious Right’s Crusade to Reshape the Supreme Court. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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Burlington Peace Vigil: See WED.10, 5-5:30 p.m.

agriculture ‘Livestock Mortality’ Composting Workshop: Participants with strong stomachs hear how to safely turn dead animals into enriched soil, from site set-up through “carcass prep” and “pile management.” The Highfields Institute, Hardwick, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $10 for farmers, $20 for non-farmers. Info, 472-5138.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. Community Darkroom: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures. Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

business Queen City BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202. Vermont Technical College, Blair Park Campus, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965.

dance Argentine Tango Evening: New York-based instructor Alicia Cruzado shows beginners the ropes, then leads a social-style dance party. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 734-3135. Ballroom Dance Practice: Those learning formal steps practice their floor skills at an open-dancing session. Champlain Club, Burlington, 9-10 p.m. Free. Info, 598-6757.

etc. Bridge Club: Partners shuffle cards and chat. Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. Charity Bingo: See WED.10, 7 p.m. French Conversation Group: Would-be Francophones exchange info during déjeuner. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. Get Wise on Weeds!: Sharon Plumb of the Nature Conservancy explains how to identify and remove invasive species that push out native plants. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. Stitch & Bitch: Loud-mouthed yarn handlers dish it out while fingers fly. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417. Tropical Fish Club of Burlington: Guppy expert Bob Larsen describes differences in contemporary fantails versus the aquarium fish of 30 years ago. VFW Post, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-8716.

Vermont Chess Club: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

fairs & festivals Tunbridge World’s Fair: This old-fashioned agricultural extravaganza features working antique displays, 4-H exhibits, free shows and a midway. Tunbridge World’s Fairgrounds, Tunbridge, 10:30 a.m. $5-30. Info, 800-889-5555. Vermont Latino Festival: See WED.10, 3:30-10 p.m.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.10, 2 p.m. Waterbury Farmers’ Market: Cultivators and their customers swap veggie tales and their edible inspiration at a weekly outdoor emporium. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 279-4371. Winooski Farmers’ Market: A teen-run stand selling produce grown in the town’s Landry Park is among the local foods, music and crafts on offer. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 11.

kids Animal Feeding: See WED.10, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Morning Stories: Local tale tellers engage kids of all ages with a mix of nursery rhymes, fairy tales, songs and games. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. Music With Peter: The under-5 set and their caretakers keep the beat. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Westford Storytime: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts. Westford Library, Westford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. Winooski Playgroup: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, Winooski, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Johnson State College Concert Band: Students and community members team up to toot their horns and beat their drums at a weekly practice session. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, Johnson, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3498, steven. light@jsc.edu. Piatigorsky Foundation Tour Concert: Cellist Evan Drachman and pianist Jeffrey Grossman play works by Haydn, Tchaikovsky and Max Bruch in a world-class recital featuring the VYO’s newly donated, 7-foot Steinway. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-5030. The High Kings: The ballad-belting group described by the Irish Independent as “Riverdance meets a well-heeled Wild Rover” adds 21st-century finesse to trad tunes. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $42.50-$57.50. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors ‘Ghost’ Hike: Night walkers tape red cellophane over flashlights to look for owls, bats and other nocturnal beasties while visiting a 100-year-old homestead and cemetery. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7-9 p.m. $3; bring a flashlight and call ahead to confirm. Info, 244-7103. Wildflower Wander: Late-summer blooms catch hikers’ eyes on this flower-identification outing. Little River State Park Nature Museum, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $3, call ahead to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

sport Road Ride: Experienced cyclists join a group to train on 30-to-35-mile routes around Montpelier. Meet in the parking lot to explore various Central Vermont locations. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

theater ‘The Odd Couple’: It’s ladies’ night as the Essex Players present an all-female version of the Neil Simon comedy. The original guys’ take appears on alternate nights. Essex Memorial Hall, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. $10-13. Info, 878-9109.

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dance Argentinean Tango: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. Ballroom Dance Social: Newcomers learn basic steps at 7 p.m., and at 8 the swirling and twirling begins. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $15 includes lesson, $10 dancing only. Info, 598-6757. Contra Dance: Beginners arrive 15 minutes early to learn the basics from caller Will Mentor; then Ellie and Owen Marshall provide live music for a do-si-do — with or without a partner. St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $8. Info, 371-9492.

etc. Atlatl-Making Workshop: A champion spear-thrower coaches constructors of prehistoric launching devices, then gives guidance on how to hurl. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Vergennes, 12-5 p.m. $65 includes materials. Info, 759-2412. Charity Bingo: See WED.10, 7 p.m. Making Tracks & Seeing Skins: Nature-curious folks become familiar with fur-bearing animals by making plaster-of-Paris molds of their tracks. Little River State Park Nature Museum, Waterbury, 5 p.m. $3, call ahead to confirm. Info, 244-7103. Queen City Ghostwalk: Adventurous souls stretch their legs around Burlington’s downtown, hearing haunted history and spine-tingling tales. Meet on the back steps of Burlington City Hall. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $13; call for reservations. Info, 351-1313, queencityghostwalk@gmail.com. Tertulia Latina: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

fairs & festivals Festival La Moelle: A new part of the Morrisville Village Craft Fair, this French heritage festival features music, art, genealogy workshops and a historical war encampment. Various downtown locations, Morrisville, 5:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 888-9954 . Tunbridge World’s Fair: See THU.11, 10:30 a.m. Vermont Latino Festival: See WED.10, 6-8:45 p.m.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.10, 2 p.m.

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The large, white, double-primed canvas was laid out in the parking lot of the South End Arts and Business Association, held down on the corners by blocks of wood and stone. Artist Jean Cherouny was ready to roll, as it were. The crowd closed in as she began to stomp in a puddle of black paint on a palette next to the blank canvas. Cherouny was wearing a pair of Rollerblades, already splattered in an array of crusted paint colors. She bounced in them gracefully, which led me to believe she’d done this before (I found out later she’d been a ski racer). The anticipation for her first loop around the canvas was palpable; what might this unconventional way of painting produce? What would it express? She made the first loop, and back around again — an almost figure-eight maneuver. And then the breeze picked up, swirling the hair of the women in attendance in all directions. The wind also grabbed the canvas, pulling it out from under its anchors, and tossed it about, folding it onto itself. The audience scurried to Cherouny’s aid, grabbing the canvas and re-positioning it for her next phase of stomping, rolling, kicking and strolling. “I’m dancing with the wind,” Cherouny said lightheartedly. Her eyes were wide, serious and intense, studying the canvas like a mechanic might an engine bay. “This early sketch is like meeting a new friend; there’s a lot of emotion,” she continued, panting after a dozen or more laps around her “stage.” The canvas was now filled with loops, lines, circles and splatters — a controlled chaos that illustrator Ralph Steadman would probably enjoy. Cherouny continued to make marks and loops with her ’blades. The emerging painting was abstract and energetic, which seemed to team well with her blue-andwhite checkered shorts and short, spunky haircut. Observers came and went, drifting inside the SEABA office or to other Art Hop venues. My stomach started to growl, and I stuffed my pen in my pocket, turned my hat around, and kick-started my moped. I careened through the parking lot toward the road, feeling electrified, motivated and inspired to write. IAN FRISCH

Hardwick Garlic Fest: International foods, local products, crafts, music and poetry laud one of nature’s most pungently good-for-you edibles. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 274-0203. Richmond Farmers’ Market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Westford Farmers’ Market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, Westford, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405.

kids Animal Feeding: See WED.10, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘Reading Alistair MacLeod’: The renowned Canadian novelist and 2008 Burlington Book Festival headliner is the unassuming subject of this documentary. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2 p.m. & 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. O.A.R.: The grassroots rock-meets-reggae improv masters bring their sound to a hardwood-floored hall. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $36-39. Info, 863-5966. Pine Street Jazz 10th Anniversary Concert: The local jazz outfit that started in a studio on its namesake thoroughfare celebrates a decade of six-piece syncopation. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-16. Info, 863-5966. Winterstein/Zaretsky Duo: Violinist Katherine Winterstein and pianist Inessa Zaretsky perform all 10 of Beethoven’s violin sonatas over three consecutive nights. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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Burlington Book Festival: The Queen City puts on its reading glasses for three days of workshops, panels and social events focused on the written word. Past U.S. Poet Laureate Charles Simic and Canadian literary giant Alistair MacLeod headline a list of eminent authors offering readings citywide. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Various locations, Burlington, 12-11 p.m. Visit www. burlingtonbookfestival.com for a full breakdown of events, times and prices. Info, 658-3328. Joanne Rhyspan-Harris: The children’s author reads and discusses her book The Great Adventures of Bottom the Bassett Hound, inspired by the pet she had while a kid in Richmond. Richmond Free Library, Richmond, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

Celebrating Vermont’s Long Trail: Storyteller and pianistcomposer Cody Michaels plays “Dharma Montaña” amid peak imagery by photographer Matt Larson; the Green Mountain Club receives a portion of the proceeds. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 244-7037, ext. 33. Charity Bingo: See WED.10, 7 p.m. Chittenden County Dowsers: Pendulum swingers and divining-rod holders convene for a monthly open meeting. Room 1. Shelburne Town Hall, Shelburne, 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. $5, bring a dish for a post-meeting potluck lunch. Info, 865-7429. Fall Perennial Swap: Gardeners tidy up their plots and trade plants in labeled containers. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. French Roundtable: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Historic Tour of UVM: Folks register online, then meet at Ira Allen’s statue to tour the campus’ modest early clapboards and grand Victorians, led by UVM Emeritus Professor William Averyt. UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 656-3131. Making Tracks & Seeing Skins: See FRI.12, 4 p.m. Queen City Ghostwalk: See FRI.12, 7-8 p.m. Sewing Vintage Aprons: Tie one on! Intermediate stitchers fabricate cute kitchen outfits from repurposed material. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, info@thebobbin.com. Tag Sale: Thirty families contribute items to this fundraiser that includes collectibles and a “men’s table.” Sales support the Chittenden County women’s chorus Bella Voce. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3373. Vermont Latino Festival Cruise: DJ Hector “El Salsero” Cobeo spins merengue, salsa and more at a laketop party. A separate floor accommodates bachata and reggaeton fans. Burlington Community Boathouse, Burlington, departs from the Burlington Community Boathouse, boarding at 10 p.m., cruise 10:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. $15.50. Info, 863-5966.

talks History of Pop-Up & Movable Books: In a 50-minute slide show, book artist and paper engineer Carol Barton covers interactive codices from the Renaissance to the present. Special Collections. Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2138.

theater ‘Hamlet’: Murder and mayhem beget betrayal and bloodshed in Denmark, by way of Shakespeare and Company. See calendar spotlight. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $18-24. Info, 775-0903. ‘Italian American Reconciliation’: A lovesick fool uses his best friend to try to win his ex back in a comic fable by Moonstruck author John Patrick Shanley. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 8 p.m. $21-25. Info, 518-962-4449. Puppets in the Green Mountains: Puppeteers from Bulgaria, Norway, Sweden, Brazil, Canada and Taiwan converge in Putney and surrounding towns for a multi-day theatrical showcase of movable models. Sandglass Theater, Putney, 8 p.m. $8-36 for individual events. Info, 257-5070, info@sandglasstheater.org. ‘The Music Man’: This American musical fave featuring a con-man bandleader transports audience members to smalltown Iowa — circa 1912. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $12-18. Info, 457-3981. ‘The Odd Couple’: Jamie Polli, the former host of ‘Survey Says,’ headlines this community theater version of the Neil Simon comedy. The Essex Players present an all-female version on alternate nights. Essex Memorial Hall, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. $10-13. Info, 878-9109.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. Artist Market: Local artists show their stuff outdoors and offer original works for sale, in tandem with the Burlington Farmers’ Market. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7165. Tents of Hope for Darfur: Community members build and decorate canvas refugee shelters to inspire action against genocide in Darfur, Sudan. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5626, emckay@middlebury.edu.

dance Ballroom Dance Social: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. 7-10 p.m. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2269, elabd@comcast. net. Dance Dance Marathon: Hoofers raise pledge money in the weeks leading up to this ultimate test of shuffling stamina. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 6 p.m. - 12 a.m. Donations. Info, 865-5816. Swing Dance: Lively steppers twirl to DJ’d tunes after a free half-hour beginner lesson. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $5. Info, 860-7501.

Vermont Sport Bikes Show & Shine: Souped-up motorcycles form the focus of this safety-centric exhibition featuring custom rides and a “Dynojet” horsepower-measuring machine. See calendar spotlight. Circuit City, Williston, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free to watch, $20 to enter a bike. Info, 999-1406. Video for the Web: Camera wielders who’ve taken access orientation and editing courses learn how to compress and upload footage to YouTube or Google Video, then get pointers on podcasting and video blogging. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

fairs & festivals Barre Granite Festival: Hard rock fans learn about the immigrants who built Barre, take tours of area cemetery monuments, and try their hand at stone-carving. See calendar spotlight. Vermont Granite Museum and various other locations, Barre, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4605. Festival La Moelle: See FRI.12, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. Health Fair: Medical practitioners and other healers hawk their therapies and tools. Sports & Fitness Edge, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $100 for a vendor spot, free to attend. Info, 860-3343, ext. 12. Tunbridge World’s Fair: See THU.11, 10 a.m. Vermont Latino Festival: See WED.10, 10 a.m. - midnight.

food & drink Burlington Farmers’ Market: Sixty-three vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Capital City Farmers’ Market: More than 40 central Vermont vendors hawk fresh produce, baked goods, seedlings, crafts and more, accompanied by live music. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Corn Roast Dinner and Veggie Ball: Queen City community gardeners host plot tours at this local food fest featuring jazz by Jenni Johnson and Friends. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 5-9 p.m. $10-30. Info, 861-4769.

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SAT.13 << 21B FOOD WORKS GARLIC FESTIVAL: Vampire insurance receives an odorous ode via cooking demos and tastings, live music by The Dear, The Damn Yankee String Band and the Koronko Senegalese Drum Troupe, and free flatbread. Two Rivers Center, Montpelier, 12-6 p.m. $2-5, free for kids under 5. Info, 223-1515, ext. 305. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.10, 9 a.m. MILTON FARMERS’ MARKET: Art and pies alike tempt seekers of produce, crafts and maple goodies. 9:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Milton Grange, Milton, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 893-7734. NORTHWEST FARMERS’ MARKET: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. ‘SHOP WITH THE CHEF’: Chef-owner Lee Duberman of Ariel’s Riverside Café and Bar sources local ingredients at an ongoing farmers’ market, then uses them on the spot to cook up free samples. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 685-4360.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.10, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. BEBOP PLAYGROUP: Adults indulge in coffee and bagels while kids up to age 3 meet their peers. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 860-6842.

KIDS’ CRAFT LAB: Small hands work with recycled materials to make new stuff. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5 per child. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘MICHAEL CLAYTON’: George Clooney stars as an aggro attorney tasked with corking a whistleblower. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. CHRIS SMITHER: The Mad River Unplugged Music Series brings this Americana-blues rocker back to Vermont for a first-come, first-seated show. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $20-23. Info, 496-8910. WINTERSTEIN/ZARETSKY DUO: See FRI.12, 8 p.m.

outdoors FALL FOLIAGE HIKE: On this guided leaf-peep through what’s now a streamside forest, cellar holes and an old sawmill delineate the ruins of Little River Settlement. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. $3, call ahead to confirm. Info, 244-7103. ‘GHOST’ HIKE: See THU.11, 7-9 p.m. WONDERFUL WATER CRITTERS: Nets and hand lenses help catch and I.D. mayflies, frogs and water striders on this survey of H20 quality. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 2-3:30 p.m. $3, call ahead to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

sport CHAMP TRAIL RIDE: A midday picnic breaks up this 3-to-6-hour horseback outing to support the Champlain Adaptive Mounted Program. Registration 9 a.m., ride 10 a.m. Tara North Stable, South Hero, 9 a.m. $100 minimum donation, must bring own horse. Info, 372-6640. EASTER SEALS ‘WALK WITH ME’: Families roam 4K along Burlington’s bike path to raise money for Vermonters with disabilities, and blues diva Tammy Fletcher provides tunes. North Beach, Burlington, registration 9 a.m., walk 10 a.m. $25 and up; bring team donations to the event to collect prizes. Info, 223-4744.

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<calendar > SAT.13 << 23B KELLY BRUSH CENTURY RIDE: Pedal pushers follow 50- or 100-mile loops through Addison County to fund spinal-cord injury research, adaptive skiing and ski-racing safety. Football stadium parking lot. Registration 7:30 a.m., race 9 a.m., post-ride barbecue 3-5 p.m. Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $150, advance registration required. Info, 865-5202. OPEN ATLATL CHAMPIONSHIP: Athletic contests celebrate Native American heritage with a focus on prehistoric-style spear-throwing. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Vergennes, 10:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $5. Info, 759-2412. SATURDAY MORNING GROUP RIDE: Two-wheelers of all abilities practice moving en masse on a 25- to 35-mile route that emphasizes drafting, pacelines and cycling etiquette. Bring a helmet! Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

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‘ENCUENTRO DEL DOMINGO’: Argentine-style instructor Alicia Cruzado offers two tango lessons, then leads an open practice session. Palais de Glace, Stowe, 1:30-6 p.m. $15 per class. Info, 734-3135. ‘THE NUTCRACKER’ AUDITIONS: Toe-shoe wearing dancers try out for spots in the Albany Berkshire Ballet’s winter production of Tchaikovsky’s classic. New England Ballet Conservatory, South Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6800, info@ neballetconservatory.com.

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KNIT IT!: Learn how to cast on, bind off and fill the space between with a simple garter stitch. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes needles and yarn for a scarf. Info, 862-7417. SCRABBLE CLUB: Triple-letter-square seekers wage word wars. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9912. SHELBURNE MUSEUM GOES TO THE DOGS: Contests, demos and a dog-and-owner costume parade highlight hounds in a carnival of all things canine. As a bonus, massed yappers try to break the Guinness World Record for loudest bark. See calendar spotlight. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $4.50-7.50; dogs get in for free. Info, 985-3346.

fairs & festivals TUNBRIDGE WORLD’S FAIR: See THU.11, 10 a.m. VERMONT LATINO FESTIVAL: See WED.10, 5-9 p.m.

food & drink SMALL FARMS FOOD FEST: Vermont farmers and producers present their prepared dishes alongside live music, hayrides, juggling, face painting and other family-friendly activities. Shelburne Orchards, Shelburne, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $5; free for kids under 12 and seniors. Info, 985-2753. STOWE FARMERS’ MARKET: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.10, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. DOUGIE MACLEAN: The Scottish singer-songwriter famous for his tune “Caledonia� shares lyrical, rootsbased compositions. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. $20-25. Info, 728-6464. PIATIGORSKY FOUNDATION TOUR CONCERT: Cellist Evan Drachman and pianist Jeffrey Grossman play classical compositions in a world-class recital. South Burlington High School, 2 p.m. Free, but tickets are required. Info, 652-7080. SHAPE NOTE SINGING SCHOOL: Note worthy? Members of UVM’s Old Time Music Club offer sight-reading lessons to all comers to facilitate harmonic congregational chorusing. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share at a post-workshop potluck. Info, 585-730-9052, lgraves@uvm.edu. WINTERSTEIN/ZARETSKY DUO: See FRI.12, 3 p.m.

outdoors NATURE HIKE: UVM naturalist and teacher Jesse Mohr leads a guided hike “in the footsteps� of the Rokeby’s original owner. Roland Robinson’s words and images are part of the tour. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 8773406, rokeby@comcast.net.

sport FIELD HOCKEY PICKUP: Adult and high-school players try to be quick with their sticks. Sports & Fitness Edge, South Burlington, 5-7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 860-3343. LAWNMOWER RACES: Grass trimmers ride high in yard-sport competitions. New Connecticut Valley Fairgrounds, Bradford, 2 p.m. $3. Info, 222-4053. VERMONT CARES AIDS WALK: Participants make strides for local AIDS education and services for HIV-positive patients. Registration at noon, walk starts at 1 p.m. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington. Donations. Info, 800-649-2437.

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JEWISH PERSPECTIVES SERIES: Israel-based epidemiology professor Velvl Green — a former NASA scientist who once helped look for life on Mars — asks, “Religion or G-d: Does It Have to Be a Choice?” Room 417. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0544.

theater AUDITIONS FOR ‘MORE’: Local playwright Daron Byerly vets actors for the debut production of his drama about a game show host suffering from consumption fever. Pickering Room. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-5 p.m. Free, call to schedule a time. Info, 598-6493, daronbyerly@gmail.com. ‘ITALIAN AMERICAN RECONCILIATION’: See FRI.12, 8 p.m. PUPPETS IN THE GREEN MOUNTAINS: See FRI.12, 3 p.m. ‘THE MUSIC MAN’: See FRI.12, 2 p.m. ‘THE ODD COUPLE’: See FRI.12, 2 p.m.

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etc. ‘GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF TRAFFIC’: Certified bicycle safety instructor Becka Roolf shows cyclists ages 15 and older how to ride easy on the roads. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. $10, bring a working bike and helmet. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening. Call for appointment. Clinical Neuroscience Research Unit, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, 9 a.m. Info, 847-9488.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.10, 2 p.m.

health & fitness INTRO TO HEALING TOUCH: People exploring new ways to feel better hear about a hands-on self-care program. Lincoln Library, Lincoln, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0911.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.10, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. MONDAY MUSIC: Local musician Mia Adams tells stories and sings kid-friendly faves. In the J.C. Penney seating area. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

sport COED ROAD RIDE: Male and female pedal pushers meet in downtown Burlington, then trace a one-totwo-hour route at a moderate pace. Road bikes only; helmets required. Skirack, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

theater ‘ITALIAN AMERICAN RECONCILIATION’: See FRI.12, 8 p.m.

words ‘HOLY ROLLER’ READING: Environmental activist Diane Wilson shares stories from her childhood in a snake-handling church. Green Mountain College, Poultney, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 919-563-1353.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.10, 5-5:30 p.m. VERMONT PUBLIC TELEVISION COMMUNITY MEETING: An advisory council of community members solicits and compiles viewers’ feedback about local public TV programming. Vermont Public Television Studio, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 655-8059.

etc. BIKE NIGHT: Motorcyclists pull up and park on the sidewalk at a weekly city-approved rally with the goal of attracting 1000 riders. Donny’s New York Pizza, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-7888. CHARITY BINGO: See WED.10, 7 p.m. KNIT & NURSE: Mamas bring their babies to chat and work on projects. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin. com.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.10, 2 p.m. OLD NORTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

SENIOR CITIZENS’ DAYS: The AARP-eligible pick a bushel of apples for only $6. Shelburne Orchards, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $6. Info, 985-2753.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.10, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. BABY SIGN LANGUAGE: Parents and caregivers learn how to communicate with infants using basic American Sign Language. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 6-7 p.m. $8. Info, 288-1002. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. SECRET MOVIE NIGHT: Former NYC critic and film historian Cecile Starr presents clips from three classic music documentaries: Song of Ceylon (1934), Jazz on a Summer’s Day (1960) and Raga (1974). 12 North Street, Burlington, 8 p.m. $3 suggested donation. Info, 999-3254.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. AMATEUR MUSICIANS’ ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces. South Burlington High School, South Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-4939. SHAPE NOTE SING: Members of the UVM Traditional Music Club teach and sing melodies of fierce beauty to promote a lively, deep-rooted American vocal genre. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 585-730-9052, lgraves@ uvm.edu.

sport BASIC BIKE MAINTENANCE: Wrench wielders get a grip on bicycle upkeep and repairs at a beginner-level clinic. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. WOMEN’S ROAD RIDE: Female pedal pushers congregate for wheel camaraderie in two groups covering 20- and 30-mile routes. Meet in the parking lot. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

theater ‘PANTYHOSE, COMBAT BOOTS AND THE SEARCH FOR THE RIGHT TOOL’: Vermont native Lida Winfield links theater, movement and music in her one-woman show about coming of age. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

words MARTIN GALVIN: The Columbia Prize-winning poet — and former high school teacher to Phoenix Books owner Renee Reiner — reads a selection of his work. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

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food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.10, 2 p.m. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.10, 9 a.m. SENIOR CITIZENS’ DAYS: See TUE.16, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. SOUTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.10, 3:30 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.10, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. ‘MOVING & GROOVING WITH CHRISTINE’: See WED.10, 11-11:30 a.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. LIVING WELL FAMILY DRUMMERS: Bring an instrument to make noise with senior citizens in a percussive rhythm circle. Town Green, Bristol, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5819. ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: See WED.10, 7:30 p.m.

sport SODOM POND RUN: Runners get a leg up on fall by circling water in this 4-mile, dirt road race. Registration, 5-5:45 p.m.; race 6 p.m. Adamant Co-op, Adamant, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 223-6216.

talks ‘CAPITALISM IN CRISIS’: International Socialist Organization speakers make a case for a political system that meets citizens’ needs for food, housing, medical care and more. Room 403. Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 845-518-2409. CIVIC ENGAGEMENT: Vermont Law School professor and VPR commentator Cheryl Hanna considers the 2008 presidential election vis Ă vis the U.S. Supreme Court. Community Room, Burlington College, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

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HEALTHY, FUNNY, PRETTY DORKUS Beautiful young woman looking for nature- and animal-loving man to share my interests. I’ve been hurt in the past, and sometimes think I may not be interesting enough. Want to find that someone who disagrees completely. Want to go hiking, fishing, snowboarding? Take pictures, or just talk? Please, no creepies! Snowisfun39, 21, l, #111065 YUMMY JUST AS I AM! I’m a Christian and would like to meet men of my faith. I am unique-looking and pretty well preserved for my age. I like to sing in church and I like to sing Karaoke as well. I love being a mom and being with family. My ideal partner would share his faith with me and love my “servant’s heart.” Faithful, 46, u, l, #104267 FRIENDS FOREVER PARTNER BY MIRACLE Play music and dance and swim and be in the sun. Appreciate what nature offers. I’m serious but I can be very weird and wild. I’m intense but I know how to be still. I can dive in the caves of the earth and soar with the eagles. Lavender, 31, l, #111029 FARMING IS DHARMA I’m trying to get your attention. I’d love to pull some weeds with you over coffee. Currently, I have a bodywork practice that keeps me busy. I’m really intense sometimes but I know the importance of creating peaceful times as well. I have a very strong and compassionate heart. I’d love to meet you. farmingdharma, 31, #111028 WITTY, CHARMING, DETERMINED Hi there. My friends would say that I am a great listener, fiercely loyal and honest, and my best features are my eyes and personality. I_love_bonfires, 24, u, l, #111024 THE AMAZING GIRL NEXT DOOR I may have overlooked me, but you should look again! I love to hike and mountain bike. Friends describe me as sincere, a good listener, and caring. Professional engineer. 5’7”. KeAnne, 30, l, #110159 ARTISTIC, FUNNY, SINGLE AND LOOKING! I love humor! I am constantly gathering up funny stories and experiences for the day I get the nerve to do a stand-up act! I love the fall and winter (yes, I said it!) and I’m looking for someone to go for hikes, a bit of camping, and maybe make some dinner and go out and play some pool or darts. St4ar, 25, l, #111013 WHERE’S MY LOVERBOY? Looking for my best friend. Companionship a must for both of us. I am a motherly type who loves to explore. I am spontaneous and love to try new things. vtwhiteraven, 35, l, #111011 SOUTHERN, ZESTY, BRIGHT, WARMHEARTED I’m pretty damn content with my life and feel blessed to be living in this beautiful region. I’m most comfortable in shorts and a tee digging in the dirt but can also dress up and dazzle. I’m looking for fun, adventure, new outdoor experiences, sparks, not a long-term relationship. It’s the simple things in life that please me. Emma_Peel, 45, l, #110959

WOMEN seeking WoMEN SMART, FUNNY, HEALTHY, ROAD WARRIOR In my spare time I workout, run, read, cook and ride me Harley. I would love my next girlfriend to be health conscious, spiritually aware, able to hold a conversation, professional, with a great tolerance for humor that can be borderline sarcastic pessimism. I adore children but at this time in my life would prefer to date someone without chitlins. harleygrl, 32, l, #111161 LOVE LIFE, LAUGH LOTS, SASSY I am following my heart no matter what so please do not break it again. I desire to love and be loved, NOT into any games/players! My goal is to surround myself with positive people who want to add to my life in as many ways as I will to theirs. I will show you it’s worth all your efforts! sunsetseeker, 35, l, #111153 GENTLE, LOVING, FUNNY, SINCERE, SENSITIVE. Mature and well-rounded woman with many interests and friends. Honesty in any relationship is crucial and I am looking for friends or more. Fun to be around, I have led an interesting life so I am full of stories. I hope to make many more wonderful memories. Would you like to be part of them? islewillie, 69, u, #111093 COUNTRY GIRL I am looking to fulfill that empty spot, of being with a woman. I am married and he does know and doesn’t mind. This is just a part of me I feel I need to fill. Michelle05461, 24, l, #104650 WAITING TO BE INSPIRED I am funny, dorky, sweet and I give my all. If you are looking to fall in love and are tired of waiting for the universe to reward you with what you deserve, let me know because I am waiting for the woman who wants to be treated like a princess while treating me like a princess. serenity772, 36, l, #111076 NURTURING, QUIRKY, OPENMINDED. MAMA. I’m a laid-back, loving and fun mama. I’m into walks, conversation, books and adventures of all kinds. Looking for a few friends to share life’s adventures with. “Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.” Mama_Speak, 27, #111069 TRYIN’ TO FIND MY WAY BACK Just moved home, loving VT all over again. Would like someone to share life in general with. I’m not talking forever, just a let’s see where this goes, but I’m open to it if you are. I love kids, and don’t let my age fool you; I’m much more mature than you’d think. Care to find out how much? quebrado, 20, l, #111049 COUNTRY MUSIC LOVER! Absolutely love music. It is a big part of who I am. Love going to concerts, traveling, reading and cuddling anytime, anywhere. I love life! It’s been a while since I dated, and I am ready to embrace life again! Love to laugh and more. I’m 5’4” with hazel eyes and a gentle spirit. Spunky, 44, #110952

MEN seeking WoMEN EASYGOING AND LAID BACK I am a very laid-back and easygoing guy. Love watching and playing sports, but also go with the flow in pretty much any situation. sportsfan87, 21, #111167

LIKEABLE LIONHEARTED LEO So here’s what I did today. I got up and made some yummy scrambled eggs and while I ate them I watched the Belgium Grand Prix F1 race. After that I jumped on my motorcycle for a nice long ride. Got home & went outside in the sunshine and played my guitar and sang my little heart out. Sound interesting? fenderbender, 45, l, #111166

LIFE IS TOOOO SHORT! Sixty words isn’t a lot, is it? Like everyone here, I am looking for someone to share great experiences with. I am honest, outgoing, and have a GREAT sense of humor! I am very openminded and affectionate and am looking for someone who appreciates the little things in life. Email me if you’d like to learn more! snownick, 33, u, l, #111067

FUN-LOVING AND SEEKING SAME Laid-back, nice guy who is smart, somewhat goofy, funny, fun-loving and is looking for a nice, honest, wholesome woman who I can’t stop talking to and makes me laugh. I have moved into relationships too fast in the past and I’m looking for a single woman who wants to become friends and if it seems right hopefully more. vermontseasons, 27, l, #111162

ENERGETIC BIRD WATCHER This is my first try at this. I am not sure what I want out there for the public. I love anything to do with the outdoors and have recently taken up birdwatching. I cannot provide a photo since I don’t have the technology and due to my current job. I can mail a photo and speak via email. Raptor22, 44, #110539

NEW TO VT My name is James. I’m 23 y.o. from Cape Cod, MA. I grew up on the beach (GOTTA LOVE THE CAPE LIFE!), but I moved to Stowe, VT in May. I’m going to school at VTC for architecture. I want to meet some new people in VT to show me the area. JVincent23, 23, l, #111160 HOW DID I GET HERE? Native southerner living part-time in Stowe. Regular at Fenway, learning to cross-country and shovel snow. Avid traveler. Looking for an attractive, energetic companion. topcat55, 50, l, #111149 SINGLE DAD LOOKING I am pretty laid back, I have varied interests from concerts, travel, hiking, snowboarding, darts, reading, TV, movies, and spending time doing these things with my 2 daughters. Looking for someone caring and honest, who has a sense of humor and is not afraid to laugh at themselves. Trust, communication and honesty are the biggest parts of a relationship. feedy, 37, l, #111132 WHERE IS MY GIRL I am a very outgoing person. I am up for anything new. I love being around kids and being around people. I love to travel. bostonceltics, 23, u, l, #111125 LET’S GO SKY DIVING! Country boy looking for city girl. easygoing, open- minded young man looking for someone to get to know better. vtkidd1985, 23, l, #109055 FUN-LOVING GUY O.K., I am supposed to fit me in this box. Not going to fit here, so here are a few random thoughts about me...When I die I will have had more fun than most. My body is 34, my soul is much older, my mind is much younger, so I argue with myself. Honesty and respect are important to me. timmahskifast, 34, l, #111115 SIMPLE PLEASURES I used to try to find things in life that made me happy, and surround myself with them. Now, I realize the key is to be happy with one’s surroundings. easygoingvt, 21, l, #111113 DOES MONOGAMOUS BLISS ACTUALLY EXIST? I’m seeking a meaningful relationship based on great friendship and fantastic physical contact. Communication is key. So is flossing your teeth. Must weigh less than 175 pounds! Must be yummy!!! no_really, 36, l, #107620

CHILL S.M. LOOKING TO HANG OUT I work full-time and live alone on Church Street. If I’m not working or lounging around at home, I’m usually out on the night scene. I’m what my lady friends call a “nice guy,” so if you’re into being treated like crap, I’m not that guy. hodgi1981, 27, l, #111059 GENUINE, DOWN-TO-EARTH ARTIST I am an artist looking for a genuine, sweet woman who is also artistic. Looking for someone who is caring and compassionate, not materialistic! I like to keep in shape and eat healthily. I’m an expressionist in art and in life. Want someone to share my emotions and feelings with openly. I will give you my heart! gogeebee, 29, u, l, #105522

MEN seeking MEN ECLECTIC, ECCENTRIC AND EDUCATED I am a 26-year-old bachelor working on his Bachelor’s. With the crazy, hectic schedule, I am ALWAYS looking for an excuse to not do homework! I’m looking for someone who can understand the value of not fucking on the first date. I know that sounds CRAZY, but there’s this thing that people of yore used to call dating. SingingFoolnVT, 26, l, #106548 FUNNY, CONFIDENT, LAID-BACK, LOVE LIFE Good-looking dude who loves life, music, cooking, outdoors, good conversation, movies, food and, most of all, sex. Nice body and bottom, hairy chest and strong legs, nice smile, 33’’ waist, hung. I am looking for a single, young guy to have fun with. You need to be healthy, willing to let me have my way with you, openminded and in somewhat good shape. gardenboy, 38, #110803 LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL FRIEND FTM here looking for a BF. I am a shy person but warm up very quickly; you just have to talk. I do have a pic, and will send if you send first. I am really looking for someone around my age, no guys over 29. Someone who shares my interests and is not just looking for sex. transfag, 22, l, #110801 POSITIVE BROTHER SEEKING OTHER Hello. I am hoping to connect with an openminded, honest, humorous guy. I am single, 55, considered attractive. I try to be fearlessly honest and compassionately open, and sometimes succeed. I have a thing about honesty. I do a lot of smiling, and it seems appropriate to share that now. I have one cat, one tattoo... intimacy and brave-heart. dharmabum55, 55, u, #110582

ACTIVE, SPONTANEOUS, EASYGOING, SENSUAL Outside is where I like to be...either working or playing. Mountain biking, skiing, kayaking and scuba diving are my favorite activities. 420 friendly. Would love to meet someone with similar interests. NEKingdomer, 52, l, #111092

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DIRTYVTBOY LICKING FOR FUN Good looking guy looking for a hot sexy women or a couple. have 8” of fun for who is looking, peirced nips for extra pleasure. love the outdoors and being naked out there even beter into all types of music and all types of sex. love to give plesure in all ways. i am sane and proffesional, will travel. moefish, 37, l, #106526

LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE AT 31 I am a married man and would do anything for my wife, but our sex life is, well, just not there. I am very sexual and like foreplay. I am very reserved and this is my first time doing this sort of thing. I am not picky about women, but looks do play a part. AimtoPlease, 31, #110876

LET’S PLAY I am looking for a male buddy to play with. I am 5’8”, 52 yo. and 150 lbs. I live and work in Burlington and can host. barefoot, 52, #111081

KNIGHT IN CENTRAL VERMONT You are the one I am looking for. I promise respect and honesty. I want what is best for you. I believe in love at first sight, sometimes even first word. jason_centralvt, 49, l, #110856

VT MUSICIAN, SPIRITUAL OUTDOORSY TYPE Do you like the Kama Sutra? Maybe I can help you figure out if you do. VT musician, I like anything outdoors. Looking for NSA friendship and more, haven’t really done this in a while so I’m being a bit cautious but the right people are out there, they just need finding! VTdrumline, 22, l, #111074

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT I’m looking for a man to dominate me. I’m in good shape and have a nice ass. I have very little experience with men. Would prefer someone younger than me and who is not overweight. newtothis, 42, #110850

OTHERS seeking… COUPLE SEEKS NAUGHTY FEMALE Young married couple searching for a young, sexy, open minded female. Serious inquiries only please. No drama, drugs, or immature people. Wife has been with women before. We want to fullfill our fantasies as well as yours. We are both laid back, very open minded, and willing to try anything once, very sexual, and disease free. Are you the same? Andras34, 26, l, #111146 HOTNESS LOOKING FOR HOTNESS You looking for a night of sweaty, hot, unstoppable pleasure and fun? Are you also looking for romantic nights of dinner and walks on the beach? Then you have come to the right place. Whether you want to go shopping at the town mall or submiss for a night of hot steamy love, we’ll be there to meet your expectations. superhawtttpeepz, 28, #111131 SOBURLVTCPL We’re an attractive, educated, professional couple. Looking for a fem or couple. We’re pretty new to this still though. soburlvtcpl, 28, l, #110937 HORNEY VERMONT MAN I’m a 34 year old male looking for some no strings attatched nasty sex. Must be discreet and fun. I’m waiting. vermontman34, 34, #111036 HOT, HORNY COUPLE Interested in trying something new, as a couple or individually. Me: WELL HUNG! Her: VERY HOT! Utmost discretion required. availableplaymates, 30, l, #111021 SEXALICIOUSLY SEDUCTIVE DUO SEEKS SAME We love to dress sexy, flirt and enjoy company who understand the value of laughter. We’re fun to be around and we respect everyone’s limits. We’re not pushy or aggressive, and we don’t care for those who are. Life is too short! Let’s have sensual fun together and enjoy the sexual tension that comes with this type of activity! FiestyDuo4U, 41, l, #110710 LOOKING FOR AN ATTRACTIVE 3RD MWC 35/29, professionals, discreet, new to this, looking to take things slow, she is hot and curvy, he is nice-looking, stocky. Her: blond with blue eyes. He has brown eyes and short brown hair. We are in love, just looking to add some fun occasionally with a woman between the ages of 28 and 35. nympcouple, 35, #110709 HOW CREATIVE ARE YOU? We are a professional couple (38 & 40) looking to find the right person(s) to explore and play with. We enjoy the thrill of female domination in our private lives. We are looking for people who are fun and attractive and like sports and the outdoors. How much fun can you have when he is COMPLETELY under your control? :). wellkept, 38, l, #105924 EXCITING, FUN COUPLE Hardworking couple and homebodies. Like to entertain around pool, hot tub, cookouts. Enjoy friends with benefits. Very easygoing and laid-back. Couples or third party welcome. Him: straight. Her: very bi-curious. Open to all replies. Do not have account as of yet, trying site since we are new to this. vermontfriends, 42, l, #110564

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i Spy... Dear Mistress Maeve: I haven’t had a girlfriend in a while. I’m not really lonely, but it would be nice. I know I’m not that bad looking, because I always catch girls staring at me in class and stuff. Any tips on how to get a good girl at college? I’m a little rusty and nervous. Thanks, College Guy

Dear College Guy, Opportunities to meet “good girls” abound at college. It sounds like you’re in a good place to start dating — not too lonely or desperate. Relax, don’t be over-anxious, and follow these handy tips: • Do smile at the girls who are staring at you in class. Confident guys are sexy — try chatting up your favorite cute coed after the lecture. • Don’t wait until Thanksgiving break to get a haircut or wash your sheets. • Do use social networking sites to your advantage. You don’t want to be an Internet stalker, but you should friend-request acquaintances you’d like to get to know better. • When you meet a girl you like, don’t call her “dude.” • Do participate in community service projects organized by your school. If you want to meet a “good girl,” getting to know someone while helping the community is a good start. • Don’t be a knucklehead — study hard and don’t do too many keg stands. You’re more apt to find a worthy mate in the library, not at a frat party. • When you’re ready to take a relationship to the next level, do practice safe sex. Safe is smart, and smart is sexy. • Above all, be yourself. Find a group of friends who share your ideals, and don’t bend your beliefs for anyone — especially not a prospective date. Follow these guidelines, and you’ll find your college romance in no time.

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SJ288 Adorable. You sound amazing and intrigue me. You may have gotten a message from a friend of mine recently. Will I hear from you?! Here’s hoping... When: Sunday, September 7, 2008. Where: At the shooting range...in pictures. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904461

Au Contraire!!! Lady Etiquette, whether in the tree house, the balcony or in just cruising in the shuttle craft...You’re always welcome in the jungle. So is QUARK lol. When: Wednesday, September 3, 2008. Where: Continuem. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904448

Jenny at Ri Ra Jenny, I’ve been seeing you around for years working at various establishments. You are one of the most beautiful women in Burlington... When: Sunday, September 7, 2008. Where: Ri Ra. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904460

Metronome Wednesday Boy all alone in Judas Priest shirt who ran off before I got the nerve, just say hi next time. When: Wednesday, September 3, 2008. Where: Metronome. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904446

Long Trail Cutie You were the adorable guy in the trucker hat and gray T-shirt standing behind the pool table. I could not keep my eyes off of you. You left...missed my chance to say hello. You were on my mind today, when I came around the corner of Depot and Main in Jeff... there you were. I’m captivated. Single? When: Saturday, September 6, 2008. Where: Long Trail in Johnson. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904459 A certain Southender someone To the ex-temporary-former roommate who doesn’t understand facetious but understands coffee and crosswords: I like your non-gentile wit. Let’s cook up something good again soon. When: Monday, September 1, 2008. Where: South End. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904458 ganja goddess notorious nikki Another year gone by. Another year without you. Karr said he saw you and even the idea of you makes my stomach queasy and my heart flutter. I wish I could get up the nerve to talk to you again, but I’m too scared to hear the obvious. Love you baby. When: Sunday, September 7, 2008. Where: Motel 6. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904457 Singing Under the Stars You were singing at Maderas on Friday night...didn’t know the songs we wanted to hear. We were being loud and offering to buy you drinks...chatted you up after your show, found you delightful and handsome...maybe you should take me up on a drink. When: Friday, September 5, 2008. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904456 Years and Years I have been looking on this page for years to see if anyone has noticed me, and no one ever has. If you see me one day, and think you may have fallen in love with me, please say “hello,” because I will never look here again. I can’t bear to wonder any longer. When: Saturday, September 6, 2008. Where: Wednesdays, here.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904455 Charlie O’s ‘70s night Blue eyes, your T-shirt was ripped. Was I dancing with the wrong guy? You gave me a disapproving look when I walked by. Would you like to dance sometime? When: Friday, September 5, 2008. Where: Charlie O’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904453 Essex Oil n Go Guy Hey, saw you working hard at the Oil n Go in Essex. You have dark hair and eyes, a little short but that’s all right and you kinda look like Jacoby from Papa Roach without the eye liner. Are you single? Maybe coffee or movie sometime? When: Thursday, August 28, 2008. Where: OilN-Go. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904452 To my Angel At the end of the day, you’re my best friend. I love you Caitlin. Mom. When: Friday, September 5, 2008. Where: In my mind. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904451

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Head Over Pink Stiletto Heels You: Shaggy blond hair, blue eyes that melt hearts and a devilish smile with the ability to send girls flying into walls. Me: One starry-eyed Slayer. Thanks for making my night! Wanna hold my skate key? When: Wednesday, September 3, 2008. Where: Metronome. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904450 OGE rendezvous with Henry’s Mom You iSpied me, then we got in touch at the OGE, and made plans to go for a walk or chill out. Unfortunately, I lost your number. So, would you come by there one more time and say hi? I would love to talk more and see you again. When: Thursday, September 4, 2008. Where: The Outdoor Gear Exchange. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904449

Gator Shaman Birthday Wishes I spy from my gnome carrying case a 10foot-tall troll getting older. I wanted to pass on the happiest of birthday wishes and contemplated doing it by post-it note, but thought the occasion deserved something more. In honor of your festivities I will forgive how you lost my flask and make your second favorite dinner. Happy Birthday, M! When: Wednesday, September 3, 2008. Where: Looking up from the gnome carrying case. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904445 Well, BRUCE LEE said... Your turn. You are simply an awesome person — imperfections and all (and your smile’s pretty nice, too). You deserve happiness and everything that comes along with it. Make no excuses and waste no more time. Go get it. And please keep your friends around, too. :) Thanks. When: Tuesday, September 2, 2008. Where: On a nice walk. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904444 Dear Iris of the Sea I spied you walking on the beach with our children, eating taffy, fried scallops, sitting by the pool, walking on the quiet side streets praying for our youngest to fall asleep and laughing in the motel bar. You have never looked so beautiful as this past weekend. Grateful we went and we stayed...let’s go again : ) ATOYS, Sissy “G” When: Tuesday, September 30, 2008. Where: By the sea. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904443 Victory Vision Rider I saw your beautiful Vision parked in the motorcycle- only lot at the Champlain Valley Fair on Sunday. Would love to talk to you about your ride. My Victory was parked next to yours. Did you notice? When: Sunday, August 31, 2008. Where: Champlain Valley Fair. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904442 White Eggplant Saw you at the Hannafords checkout and was intrigued by your white eggplant (I was in the next aisle over). I looked for you outside but you were nowhere to be found. You up for a coffee and some stimulating conversation? When: Tuesday, September 2, 2008. Where: Hannafords - Shelburne Rd.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904441 tweek!!!!! Tweek, even though the angry, ugly people don’t like you, we love you. Too bad you don’t know who we are. ;) When: Tuesday, September 2, 2008. Where: work. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904440 to the gorgeous bartender You have such a great smile. It’s going to be so much fun working with you. Here’s to hook noses, throwing people out, and making all of our money in quarters and singles. When: Tuesday, September 2, 2008. Where: JPS. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904439 To my best friend... I had a wonderful weekend doing nothing but spending time with you! Dinner was lovely, but nothing can top sharing a blanket at Oakledge with you, snoozing in the sun. I love you! When: Monday, September 1, 2008. Where: Everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904438 Da Fizz I spy a tall, dark and handsome humble hottie swimming at Da Fizz. You should take off your shirt more often. I can’t wait until our next snow day.... When: Sunday, August 24, 2008. Where: Da Fizz. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904436 Walking dogs in the O.N.E. I see you walking your 2 dogs on Manhattan Dr. now and again. You have dark hair and wear Carhartts. I wave sometimes and you smile. Can I walk with you a block or two sometime? When: Tuesday, August 19, 2008. Where: In the O.N.E.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904434

Femail carrier, Flynn, ONE, 180 I see you here, I see you there. And umm...well I’m just wondering. Can we stop waving and have a chat? When: Monday, September 1, 2008. Where: Flynn Ave. mostly. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904433 Labor Day at Kingsland Bay There all by yourself, you looked great in that patterned bikini. I was surprised that when you dove into lake, the water didn’t start boiling. We didn’t speak, but exchanged a few glances. My interest is piqued. I’d love to sit and share what we were both reading. When: Monday, September 1, 2008. Where: Kingsland Bay. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904432 Cute preacher Buck, you are a present from God! You always speak to my heart! I heard you have a birthday coming up! Do you want to catch a movie? PG 13?? I am in love with you! When: Monday, September 1, 2008. Where: In my dreams. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904431 Yellow Shirt on Church Street Around 3 p.m. we made eye contact and exchanged hellos as I was unlocking my bike. You were wearing a sleeveless yellow shirt that showed off your nice arms. I had on a brown shirt and sunglasses. Let’s get together and say hello again sometime. Thanks. When: Sunday, August 31, 2008. Where: Outside Boloco. You: Man. Me: Man. #904426 Looking for powder out west I spy a pink lady loving, powder skiing, Pinky crushing, laid-back, pretty alright guy headed out West. I hope your adventures are all you’ve dreamed them to be. I’ll be ready to beat you at bear ninja cowboy when we meet again. When: Friday, July 18, 2008. Where: Driving the bus and mowing the lawn at the 3 Needs. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904425 Blond Bike Guy on Main I was getting into my black Jeep. You were a few parking places away, toward the Flynn. You were changing your mountain bike wheel tire, or maybe putting the bike in the back of a car? I pulled out of my parking place, our eyes met, there were smiles and sparks as I drove by. Who are you? When: Friday, August 29, 2008. Where: south side of Main at Pine St.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904424 The Condo Sales guy On August 17 at Post Bonjour Hi, by a meter. You: tall, blond and handsome, on teal wheeled bike. Me: tall, redheaded and ready to rock, also on a two-wheeler. Thanks for the bike home, Prosperous Phil. I hope to meet again. When: Sunday, August 17, 2008. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904423 Champlain Valley Fair, Fat Albert Friday Night: You were playing the Fat Albert game. My son and I were next to you and my son kept winning. Your goal was to win that Fat Albert shirt. You left too soon. You walked off with your friends and then you were gone. Your smile is amazing and you caught my eye. :) Are you single? When: Friday, August 29, 2008. Where: Champlain Valley Fair, Fat Albert Game. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904422 Handsome guy working at OGE I see you everywhere. We both drive blue Volvo 240 wagons. You have long dark hair, tan skin and gorgeous brown eyes. We talked once and you said you liked my dog Henry. Would love to talk to you more. When: Friday, August 29, 2008. Where: OGE. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904421 51 Goddess I overheard you sassing some customers with threats of gardening tools and air conditioners. Something tells me you’re not really the bouncer. I was the clean-cut one with a sweater in the corner... Care to bounce me out of there sometime? Coffee and moonlit crosswords? When: Thursday, August 28, 2008. Where: 51 in Midd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904420 Hey, Sundancer Just what the doctor ordered; thank you. You’re like an onion with many layers. I really hope to see you Wed. the 3rd at Metronome. -XO, Puma. When: Friday, May 16, 2008. Where: starting at Antidote. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904419 Ilsley, Sept. 2007 I met you one night last September at Plan B, possibly one other time after that. You were wonderful and I really appreciated your donkey pinata. Are you still in town? When: Wednesday, September 5, 2007. Where: Plan B. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904418 My RoadSide Savior You changed my flat and changed my mind. Older brother? Nah... You sure you wanna ride this train? When: Tuesday, August 19, 2008. Where: work, McKee’s, a ditch. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904417

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COULD BE SOMETHING GREAT I spy a beautiful, charming young woman in a black and white dress. You caught my eye and I couldn’t look away. I really just wanted to tell you “my story.” :-) I hope that you noticed me. When: Thursday, August 28, 2008. Where: Colchester. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904416 MAKE IT SO Mr. Fringe... I like you. When: Wednesday, August 27, 2008. Where: The Jungle. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904415 SODA POP JOHN From food to scrap to earth to root to food to scrap to earth. I love you, compost man. Thank you from your barista at The Bees Knees. When: Thursday, August 28, 2008. Where: Morrisville. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904414 SNAKE MOUNTAIN BERRY PICKING BEAUTY You were on the trail running down the back side of Snake Mountain. I was riding my bike with two friends. We were all psyched about the blackberries. I was the boy in the middle of the pack with blond hair. I love your energy and presence. I’d love to go berry picking and hiking with you some time. When: Wednesday, August 27, 2008. Where: Snake Mountain. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904413 SUNDAY, AUG. 24 AT JUNIOR’S Around closing time. Me: tall, denim skirt and brown velour hoodie. You: tall, red plaid button-down and jeans. I was hoping you’d come back and talk to me. When: Sunday, August 24, 2008. Where: Junior’s downtown. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904412 SUBSTITUTE CHS: GPS You had a brown dress on and looked awesome and I think that you heard me say it while I was on the phone as you strutted by. Reddish hair and killer smile, can’t leave out wrist tat. I was the guy who had no idea where he was going. When: Thursday, August 28, 2008. Where: CHS. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904411

BEAUTY IN A RED SHIRT At work, it’s always Friday. Your gorgeous smile and piercing eyes make my stomach queasy and my heart flutter. I’d cuddle with you any day. Just remember, when I’m staring in your eyes, I wish I could be waking up to that beautiful smile of yours. When: Wednesday, August 27, 2008. Where: Friday’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904407

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR, AUG. 23 Saturday night, you were at the Zipper with girlfriend and tall guy with yellow shirt. We made eye contact there and again later that night. You: white shirt, blue jeans and very sexy. Me: behind the ride watching you, grey muscle shirt. Would you like to get together? When: Saturday, August 23, 2008. Where: Champlain Valley Fair. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904399

SCOTTISH FESTIVAL IN QUECHEE You: Scot-Irish man wearing a kilt and combat boots. Me: pretty girl whose name you forgot. I remember your name; do you remember mine? When: Saturday, August 23, 2008. Where: Scottish Festival in Quechee. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #904406

BLUBERRIES AT MUDDY WATERS Your smile melted me as we laughed about our friend introducing you with the wrong name, one July evening at Muddy Waters. You offered me blueberries, telling me they matched my shirt and eyes. Then, Saturday, I bumped into you waitressing. You were busy but I wish we could’ve talked longer. Let’s get coffee together, and this time I’ll bring the blueberries. When: Saturday, August 23, 2008. Where: near Smokejacks, Church St. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904398

MISSING: CUDDLEBEAR You may soon be 4163 miles away, but you are always close to my heart. Have an unforgettable journey. I’ll be waiting. When: Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Where: under the same night sky. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904405 PRETTY FACE AND PRETTY SHOES Black polo, fresh kicks. Let me sing you a song, tell you all my secrets and shower you with kisses. Baby be mine? When: Monday, August 25, 2008. Where: Champlain Valley Fair. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904404 CANT RESIST YOUR MULLET You: a “bring it on” barmaid in slightly dirty clothes and a damn fine mullet working at 51 Main in Midd. Me: a strapping young man with a large beard wearing a loin cloth. We exchanged pleasantries and then your friend hit me with a shovel. Let’s get it on? When: Friday, August 22, 2008. Where: 51 Main, Middlbury. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904403 CRC - WILL YOU MARRY ME? I remember thinking, “He must have the luckiest wife in the world.” And now (yay!) it’s going to be me! Let’s get hitched! How’s tomorrow, say 5:30-ish? ESF with all my heart, SMB. When: Thursday, September 8, 2005. Where: Richmond. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904402

IT’S LAWRENCE, NOT LARRY Perhaps it all could have been so different if you had not left me for your work. But you made your choice, one that I could not live with. Be happy, darling. Tell the boys I miss them and wish them all the best, especially little mister short stuff! Always in my thoughts and heart, 143! When: Sunday, August 3, 2008. Where: St. J. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904410

MICHELLE WITH THE WACKY SIGNATURE Met you a few times at work and keep catching smiles. Maybe my eyes get blurry when I see you. Maybe I don’t cash enough checks to take you out. I think you’re pretty. When: Friday, August 8, 2008. Where: downtown. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904401

WEATHERING THE STORM Can you hear the thunder? I spied you, listening to the thunder and watching the lightning far in the distance. As the storm raced closer, you stood your ground waiting, seemingly inviting the storm’s rage to come, again and again and again. You are so beautiful and brave. ATOYS, WAMH, Alfred. When: Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Where: feel you in my soul. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904409

GRANT AT RITE AID, WINOOSKI Hey! :) I’m a (pretty much) weekly customer at the pharmacy and it makes my day when you are working when I pick up my Rx. I’ve talked to you on the phone and you’ve been more than helpful more than once. Would love to talk about drugs (or really anything else!) over a cup of coffee. When: Wednesday, August 20, 2008. Where: Rite Aid in Winooski. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904400

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SOUL. Sometimes I want to touch the strands of hair that come loose from your barrette. I like getting to know you. You’re unique, lovely, reflective, caring, surprising and sexy. I’m not looking to date you; just want to learn more about you. I want to be the person who helps you see how wonderful you are. You deserve to know. When: Saturday, August 23, 2008. Where: hanging out at different locations around VT. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904397 I MISS MY SWEET PEA I miss your smile, your touch and most of all your love. You will always be my sweet pea! Please come back - please! When: Sunday, October 5, 2008. Where: you know who you are. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904396 SPECIALTY FILAMENTS MOTORCYCLE RIDER Did you see me in the Good Health waiting room on Aug. 15 at 2 p.m.? You used to work at Specialty Filaments - and you were ‘Right-On’ when you guessed I spilled my bicycle on Pine St. Can we talk? When: Friday, August 15, 2008. Where: Good Health, Dorset St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904395 BIKER DOWN ON PINE ST. I was on my road bike heading south on Pine Street on Aug. 12 at about 4 p.m. I hit the RR tracks across from Dealer.com and went down - HARD! Did you see my fall? Did you call the ambulance? I want to thank you! Please contact me. When: Tuesday, August 12, 2008. Where: RR tracks on Pine St. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904394 CHUCH STREET LOVE ; ) You have a beautiful smile. Our eyes met on Church Street Friday, Aug. 22. You were carrying some blinds. Then it happened again later when you drove by in your Honda Pilot. Would love to meet again. Don’t worry; I can be real discreet if needed. When: Friday, August 22, 2008. Where: Church Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904393

THANKS, E.R.M. My Jeep was ransacked by bums last Saturday and I must have dropped my auto insurance card on the street. You mailed it to me and I am sooooo grateful! I didn’t think there were such considerate people left! Thank you very, very much! When: Wednesday, August 13, 2008. Where: mail. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904389 HAZEL The actions speak so much louder than words. The ring, the meetings - both separate and together. The time at the farm. You bring such joy to my life that it can’t be described with words. I am so proud of us for not running. This lifetime and all others, one day at a time, baby. I’m yours, you’re mine. When: Friday, August 15, 2008. Where: everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904388 PRETTY BLUE EYES PEEKING OUT with bluegrass playing in the background. Reclining by the edge of the woods. Talking about the plants and flowers. Gently touching my face. Walking through a summer meadow. Looking for shamrocks. Oh, where have you disappeared to? I’ll never forget. Are you wishing I would, or just “skeered agin”? I hope all is well. When: Saturday, August 9, 2008. Where: in the meadow. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904385 KATIE “AMAZING” GRACE Katie, I love you and Oliver very much. You make me so happy. -T. When: Friday, August 22, 2008. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904382 BURLINGTON WATERFRONT I saw you standing and looking at your white bag. You were wearing a navy blue shirt and green shorts, your brown hair was up and you had black sunglasses on. Your face had a touch of a sun on it and a pretty smile, too. :) I had a red shirt, navy blue shorts and short blond hair. Interested in coffee or a sunset? When: Friday, August 22, 2008. Where: waterfront around 6:15 p.m.. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904381 ESSEX BUS, AUG. 22 We were the last ones on the 5:00 run to the Junction at the end of a long day. You held a lamp in your satchel. Brochures? I hope Vermont appeals to you. I put you on my wish list. Orange and black... Huge smile! I got off at Libby’s. When: Friday, August 22, 2008. Where: Essex Junction bus. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904380 DO DOO DO MONSTER FACE I thought you were pulling your phone out of your pocket. But alas it was a ring! and then a brick in the ground just for me! You made me cry in public, but everybody clapped... so, hey, it can’t be that bad. I was confused and giggling uncontrollably, but then I finally got it. You are the best Monster EVER! When: Friday, July 25, 2008. Where: on Church Street in front of Leunig’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904378

HOT JACKET, FR391 It wasn’t just the motorcycle jacket that was hot! Thank you. ;) XO ~ Puma of GMDD. When: Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Where: City Market parking lot. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904408

HELLO AND GOOD MORNING, BEAUTIFUL I spied your beautiful half-awake smile looking back at mine. Our eyes locked on each other. You are soooo yummy, the way you lay back with eager anticipation of the thunder. Raincoat, umbrella or in the raw, baby, there is nothing like a morning storm before the house starts rock’n. : ) TOY. -Sissy “g”. When: Friday, August 22, 2008. Where: Just before the storm. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904377 LIBRARIAN/TEACHER FROM WILLISTON To the amazing, blond librarian/teacher whose profile is gone: Where did you go? I love that hair and smile. We work for the same people! Please say hi and I’ll send you a pic - please?? When: Tuesday, July 22, 2008. Where: 7days personals. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904376 WHERE IS THE SCOT? It’s been a year since we met, my precious, unhappy Scot. We met here, and we had great dates. Please say hi again. I miss those lips and eyes. When: Friday, August 22, 2008. Where: Lincoln Inn, everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904375 SEARCHING FOR SCHAEFFER’S HUMAN Tall, dark and handsome, new dog owner, adoptive father of Schaeffer: You caught my eye several times, we exchanged a few words, then I separated from the group because my black Lab began to howl. You made an effort to wave and say goodbye. I enjoyed talking and have been looking forward to seeing that smile ever since. Walk in the park? When: Tuesday, July 29, 2008. Where: dog park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904374 DRIVE-BY Saw you driving by. We went out on a couple dates over a year ago. You: 6’+. Me: 5’, blond, blue eyes. You said you loved my aeyrie. Seemed as if you might have wanted me to follow you? When: Thursday, August 21, 2008. Where: I-89 heading north, just south of Williston. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904373 CHICKEN & PEANUT BUTTER & A1 Miss Anna. You’re the greatest. I try not to pee my pants every time we go a-wandering. Usually I succeed. Please sing to me. The end. When: Thursday, August 21, 2008. Where: usually busting ass in the gym. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904372 TO MY CAVEMAN Hey dork, thanks for being part of my summer. Meeting you was fate. I’m so happy you hit me with that door and I’ll never forget the time we shared, the laughs we had, the long talks or the neighbors we pissed off. ;) Love always, your fairy princess. When: Thursday, July 31, 2008. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904371 DOMINOES CATCHER. LACY? Wondering what your deal is. I’m intrigued. It looks like you like to have fun. Single? Up for a beer or dinner sometime? When: Wednesday, August 20, 2008. Where: muddy field at Oakledge. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #904370

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art Awesome Art Classes AT wingspan: Location: wingspan Painting Studio, 4 Howard Street, Burlington. Info: wingspan Painting Studio, Maggie Standley, 802233-7676, www.wingspanpaintingstudio.com. Painting from the Inside Out, Wednesdays, 5:30-8 p.m., 10/8/08 - 11/12/08. $140. Drawing from the Soul, Saturdays, 9-11 a.m., 10/11/08 - 11/14/08. $100. Plein-Air Sketching & Painting Workshop, Saturday & Sunday, Oct. 4 & 5, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $130.

bodywork Ortho-Bionomy The Spine Phse 4: Sep. 15 - Oct. 13, 69:30 p.m. Cost: $265/$250 early registration discount. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 187 St. Paul Street, Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802-658-7715, info @ touchstonehealingar t s. com, www.touchstonehealingarts. com. Don’t be fooled by the funny name! This stuff really works. Come and explore this exciting modality that is gentle, noninvasive and highly effective. We will learn specific techniques for facilitating release of neck, thoracic and lumbar vertebrae, sacrum and pelvis. No prerequisites needed. See website for more details.

PostNatal Yoga: Cost: $10/ class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Restore and nourish your whole postpartum body in postnatal yoga! Gentle poses, breathing exercises, restorative postures will help feed your whole self. Also, connect with other postpartum mamas and babes (precrawlers). Come when you are ready. Please call to preregister. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. PreNatal Yoga: Saturdays at 9 a.m. Cost: $10/1-hour class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, Elizabeth Murphy, 802223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Come and celebrate this sacred time! Gain confidence in your body’s wisdom! Ease back pain, nausea, hip discomfort and prepare your body for pregnancy, birth & beyond. Prenatal yoga instructor Elizabeth Murphy weaves her knowledge as a labor & delivery nurse, yogini and mother of two.

climbing Indoor Rock Climbing Clinics: Sept. 16 - Oct. 23, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $175/Six 2-hour classes plus membership card. Location: Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, 105 Briggs Street, Burlington. Info: Petra Cliffs Climbing Center & Mountaineering School, 802-657-3872, info@petracliffs.com, www.pe-

Clearing the Clutter: Sept. 23, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $25/2-hour workshop. Incl. materials, refreshments & parking. Location: Impact Coaching, 289 College Street, Burlington. Info: Impact Coaching, Hannah Rose, 802-8819098. Is your energy low? Are you having difficulty getting your daily tasks done? Do you have goals that seem impossible to even begin to reach? This workshop is for you. In just two hours you will move from being STUCK to HAVING A PLAN OF ACTION. Sign up now.

cooking Personalized Cooking Classes: 5-8:30 p.m., daily. Location: By Design Chef Services, South Burlington. Info: By Design Chef Services, Tyler Lighthart, 802-3187211, cheftyler@bydesignchef. com, www.bydesignchef.com. Enhance your skills in the kitchen! Take a private lesson to learn a new and exciting dish to impress, or have friends over for some wine and a group lesson. Check out our website or call to create a great culinary experience for you!

creativity The Art of Playback Theatre: 3 Thursdays, Sept. 23, Oct. 25 & Nov. 6, 7:15 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: North End Studios, 294 North Winooski Rd., Burlington. Info: 802-860-6203, www. vermontplaybacktheatre.org. Join us for an evening of Playback Theatre! Workshops will play, awaken our senses, exercise ourselves as artists and humanitarians, practice compassionate listening and learn the fundamentals of Playback Theatre. PT is an interactive, improvisational theatre form used to illuminate life and incite dialogue. Wear loose clothing and bring water. THE CREATIVE PATH: A series of 3 workshops, “Wake Up That Muse!” Sept 20; “Express Yourself!” Oct 18; Let’s Get Creative!” Nov 15. 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Cost: $45/each or $120 for the series. Location: Stowe Library Conference Room, Stowe. Info: Sara, 802-888-3802. Learn to quiet your inner critic, awaken the creative genius within you and live more fully through your passion. Led by Sara Waskuch, designer and teacher.

dance American Tribal Bellydance: Sep. 14 - Oct. 19, 3:30-5 p.m., weekly on Sunday. Cost: $10/1.5hour class. Location: Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Info: 802-735-3641, gwinnad@yahoo.com. Get fit, feel beautiful! Learn to shimmy, undulate and play the zils (finger cymbals)! An amazingly sensual and expressive art form, American Tribal Bellydance is great, fun exercise for all ages, body types and levels of experience. Fee: $10 per class or $50 for six weeks. Back by Popular Demand: Location: Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne. Info: Annette, 802860-9927, sundancestudio@moomail.net. Ballet at Shelburne Athletic Club. Creative Pre-Ballet (ages 4 to 6), 3:15-4 p.m., weekly on Thursdays, $77/7 weeks. Childrens’ Ballet (ages 6 to 10), 4:15-5:15 p.m., weekly on Thursdays, $91/7 weeks starting 9/11. Family and longer term discounts available. Ballet to Modern - FlynnArts: Weekly classes begin Sept. 15. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main Street, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, www.flynncenter.org. Experience your body as an expressive instrument and discover your unique movement capabilities! Classes aim to instill a lifelong love of dance for all ages and include Ballet, Tap for Kids, Tap/Funk, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Modern, and Fitness Dance Zumba, Nia, and a special workshop for mature adults. Ballroom Dancing: Mondays and Thursdays in Burlington and Sunday in Shelburne. Cost: $50/4 weeks (per person). Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley Street; Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Road, Burlington and Shelburne. Info: First Step Dance, Kevin Laddison, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Level I classes for beginners, Level II and above for experienced dancers. We host dances (with lessons) on the second and fourth Friday of each month. No experience is necessary, just an interest in learning to dance. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! Middle Eastern Belly Dance: Oct. 7 - Nov. 25, 12-1:30 p.m., weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $88/8week series (single 1.5 hour class - $15). Location: Geezum Crow Yoga, 37 Elm St., Montpelier. Info: Sabahdance, Sabah, 802563-2292, sharonastahl@yahoo. com, www.sabahdance.com. Enjoy Middle Eastern belly dance. Have fun and rejuvenate your spirit.

Learn the core movements of spinal undulations, powerful shimmies, and snappy hip movements in a supportive and empowering atmosphere. Dance to fantastic music. Exercise can be exquisite. Dance background not necessary, the movements are organic to a woman’s anatomy. Morris Dancing: Sep. 17 - Nov. 19, 6:30 p.m., weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $200/10-week session. Location: Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802-917-1186, music@summit-school.org, www. summit-school.org. You’ve probably seen them wearing bells and waving hankies and leaping about to the fiddle or accordion - Morris Dancers, whose English folk ritual tradition goes back into the Middle Ages and maybe beyond. The Midnight Capers “squire” Lisa Ginnett will teach Morris steps and figures, with the assistance of other teams members and musicians, and course “graduates” will be invited to join the team. No prior experience is necessary, but Morris Dancing can be aerobically demanding. Instructor: Lisa Ginnett. Swing Dance/Lindy Hop: Cost: $60/6 weeks. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: 802-860-7501, shirley@lindyvermont.com, vermontswings. com. Learn to Swing Dance! Great music, great fun, great exercise, great way to socialize! Take this 6-week basic class for only $60: Tuesdays, 9/30 through 11/4, 6:307:30 p.m. No experience required; no partner needed; includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following.

drawing Drawing at BCA!: Starting in Oct. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-865-7166, burlingtoncityarts. com. Looking for a great drawing class? Check out the great selection of adult drawing classes that BCA has to offer for beginners or advanced students, in our professional studios right in Downtown Burlington! Classes start soon. Register online or call for more info.

dreams Dream Theatre: Oct. 6-27, 79 p.m., weekly on Monday. Cost: $100/4 classes. Location: Soul Creation Studios at the North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Jen, 802-8606203, vtplayback@hotmail.com, www.playbacktheatrecompany. org. We often learn most about ourselves, and make sense of the world around us, through our dreams and archetypes that present themselves during dreamtime. During this interactive dream workshop, we will explore meanings and processes of our dreams through dream sharing, journaling and simple theatre improv. Please bring a journal.

drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (accross from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $47/6 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $53/6 weeks. Sessions begin 9/9 & 10/28. Advanced Beginner/ Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $48/6 weeks beginning 9/8 & 10/27. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email. Richmond Taiko Classes: Location: Volunteer’s Green, Richmond. Info: 802-434-2624, classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Free kids & parents class on 9/11 at 5:306 p.m.! Adult beginners classes weekly on Thursdays from 6-6:50 p.m. $50/5 weeks. Richmond Ensemble class, 7 p.m. $75/5 weeks. Fall session begins 9/11 (no class on 10/9). There is a 10-person minimum for each class. Gift certificates are available! Next 6-week session begins 10/30. African Drumming West Styles: Sept. 18 - Nov. 20, 78:30 p.m., weekly on Thursday. Cost: $200/10-week session. Location: Monteverdi Music Building, 46 Barre Street, Montpelier. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802917-1186, www.summit-school. org. If you have learned some basics of West African drumming, and are ready to move on to improve your percussive skills, this 10-week class is for you. This class will cover many styles of drumming, and will survey the music and dance traditions of West Africa. Beginner and Intermediate drummers are welcome. Instructor: Lisa Ginnett.

empowerment DEVELOPING YOUR INTUITION: Oct. 7-28, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $60. Location: South Burlington, Vermont. Info: Kathryn, 802-999-8081. During this experiential workshop, you will identify your intuitive style and learn six proven ways to access your intuition. Bring to the workshop several questions about which you would like greater clarity or insight. Led by Kathryn Webb. FINDING YOUR MISSION IN LIFE: Oct. 1-22, 7-9 p.m., weekly on Wednesday plus an individual session. Cost: $75. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Discover the unique way you are meant to make a difference in the world and open your life to joy, meaning and wonder. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

family Adoption Workshop: 2-hour workshop. Location: Vermont Children’s Aid Society, 79 Weaver St., Winooski. Info: Vermont

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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Children’s Aid Society, Connie, 802-655-0006, www.vtcas.org. Vermont Children’s Aid Society invites you to a program on adopting from China, Korea, Taiwan, Russia, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Ethiopia, India, Mexico, Columbia, Peru. Presented by the staff of Children’s Home Society and Family Services of St. Paul, MN. Thursday, Sept. 11, 6-8 p.m., VCAS Office. Register. Mommy Groove: Oct. 13 - Nov. 10, 9-10 a.m., weekly on Monday. Cost: $50/5-week class. Location: North End Studio, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802860-9406, sunmermaid@verizon. net, Mommygroove.com. You can get your groove back! Do your own dance with other prenatal/postnatal moms/caregivers (bring baby groovers in carriers or backpacks). Solo moms welcome too. Opening exercises and freestyle dancing to world, soul, reggae and more happy beats. Instructor certified in Pre/ Postnatal Exercise. Strength, energy, fun music - Mommy Groove!

healing arts Art for Healing: Sep. 17 - Oct. 22, 9:30-12:30 a.m., weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $250/6 classes. Location: Soul Creation Studios at the North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Jen, 802-860-6203, vtplayback@ hotmail.com, www.playbacktheatrecompany.org. Through the arts one can tap into the unconscious/ spiritual and emotional selves that work together to create our whole self. Participants will use art materials as a way to understand and listen to our deeper intuitive self. We will also keep an eye out for silver linings. Healing Touch Levels 1 & 2: Level One: Oct. 3 & 10 or Oct. 11 & 12. Level Two: Jan. 10 & 11, 2009. All classes run 9 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. Cost: $333/per level, $308 for HTI/AHNA members, $225 student/repeater/elders/teen. $50 materials fee. Inquire about early discounts. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, South Burlington. Info: HarManna, LLC, Amy Billings, 802-878-0911, pictureofhealth@ harmanna.com. Level One: For anyone interested in learning more about energy therapy, exploring the magnificence of their human body and commitment to personal growth. Instructor: Lucrezia Mangione. Level Two: For students who have completed Level 1 and wish to further study. Instructor: Kathleen Scacciaferro. HTI certified, AHNA endorsed. AHNA and NCBTMB Continuing Education units. Discounts available.

health HEALTHIER LIVING WORKSHOP: Sep. 16 - Oct. 21, 5:30-8 p.m. Location: Given Burlington, UHC Campus. Info: 802-847-2278, julie.witherell@vtmednet.org. Are you living with a chronic condition such as asthma, heart disease, diabetes, or something else that affects your health and day-today activities? Learn how to feel better! This free 6-week workshop teaches you the skills and tools to manage your chronic condition and improve your health. Family members and caregivers are also welcome to attend.

herbs Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible Intensive 2008-2009: Enhancing Local Food Security. Class meets for two terms, three Sundays each term from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Late Summer Term: Aug.

10, Sept. 7 & Oct. 5. Still accepting applications for late summer term. Spring Term: May 24, June 14 & July 12, 2009. Tuition: $480 for both terms or $240 each term. $50 non-refundable deposit each term. VSAC non-degree grants avail. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, www. WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool.com. Wild harvesting food has been the way of life for most of the history of humanity. The end of the age of cheap oil and the reality of global warming require that we once again find our food locally.

jewelry Jewelry: Wax-Carving/Casting: Sep. 18 - Nov. 20, 6:309:30 p.m., weekly on Thursdays. 10-week class. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Achieve depth and dimension by carving and shaping specialized waxes that will be cast into the metal of your choice. Students will acquire skills to create wax forms such as rings and earrings. Completed wax forms will be sent to a professional casting company. Members $300, nonmembers $330, materials $35.

language FRENCH CLASSES, Colchester: Cost: $180/8 1.5-hr. classes. Location: Alliance Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region, 304 Dupont Bldg., Ethan Allen Ave., Colchester. Info: Micheline Tremblay, 802-497-0420, michelineatremblay@gmail.com. Classes begin Sept. 15. Four levels available: Mondays: Advanced French Conversation; Tuesdays: Beginning French; Wednesdays: Intermediate French A; Thursdays: Intermediate French B. 6:30-8 p.m. Call or email for info or to register. JAPANESE LANGUAGE CLASSES: Sep. 30 - Dec. 2, 6:30-8 p.m., weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $175/ per student (including textbook). Location: St. Michael’s College, Colchester. Info: David Morgan, 518-946-7078, language@jasv. org. The Japan-American Society of Vermont is again offering Beginner Japanese language lessons. Job-Specific Spanish Language: Location: Just Spanish 4u, 145 Pine Haven Shores Rd, Sheburne. Info: Just Spanish 4U, 802-735-1353, www.justspanish4u.com. As an Official Registered Provider of Command Spanish®, Inc., Just Spanish 4U offers on-site, job-specific Spanish language and cross-cultural training in diverse areas and professions, including, but not limited to: Dentistry, Medical, Nursing, EMTs & Paramedics, Child Care Facilities, Public Safety, Manufacturing, Construction, Office Management, Banking, Hospitality and Retail Sales. With our training programs, your organization can promote better communication at work; increase safety in the workplace; enhance workers’ job performance; decrease or remove communication barriers; provide cost-effective instruction; project a positive image in the Hispanic community; protect your agency from litigation; and provide better service to persons in the Hispanic community. All programs are non-grammar-based. No previous Spanish experience is necessary to enroll in Command Spanish® courses, which are low-stress and occupation-specific, and last 8-24 hours.

Parlez-vous francais?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-4966669. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native. Cost: Spanish classes: $150/1.15 minutes. Location: 123SpanishNow, 1609 Lincoln Gap Rd. Warren VT, and Williston. Info: 123SpanishNow, Constancia Gomez, www.123spanishnow.com. Beginner and Intermediate Spanish class. Ten full weeks starting first week of Sept. (day TBA), at Williston School. These classes are designed for both new and returning students. Music, politics and cultural knowledge spice up the class. Led by Constancia, a native of Argentina. To register, email constanciag@123spanishnow.com or call 802-917-1776. SPANISH IN WATERBURY CENTER: Cost: $155/10 1-hour classes. Location: TBD, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-659-4181, spanishparavos@gmail.com, spanishparavos. googlepages.com. Ten-week fall session begins Sept. 15-18. Learn from a native speaker in a small class environment. Beginning to Advanced Spanish classes are 1 hour per week. Available class times: Monday-Thursday, 5:306:30 and 6:50-7:50 p.m. Also: customized classes, private tutoring and lessons for children scheduled at your convenience.

martial arts Aikido Classes: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, www.vermontaikido.org. Learn the graceful martial art Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. INTRO CLASS: 4 consecutive Wednesdays beginning September 3, 6-7:30 p.m. Fee of $60 includes uniform. REGULAR CLASSES: Tues.Fri., 6-7:30 p.m. and Sat.-Sun., 1011:30 a.m. Visitors welcome! AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin Tuesday, Sept. 2 at 5:30 p.m. No childrens’ classes in Aug.; children’s classes resume on Wednesday, Sept. 3 at 4 p.m. Open house and demonstration on Fri., Sept. 5 at 7 p.m. & Sat. Sept. 6 at 11 a.m. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Introductory Class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-8938893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head Instructor is 5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

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meditation Introduction to Zen: Sat., Sept. 20, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/all-day workshop, lunch included. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, vermontzen.org/ workshops.html. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m. which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

metal/stained glass Comprehensive Stained Glass: Sep. 17 - Dec. 3, 6-8:30 p.m., weekly on Wednesdays. Ten weeks (no class Oct. 22 & 29). Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Create a beautiful stained-glass window, panel or lampshade. Learn the Tiffany copperfoil technique and the traditional lead came method through demonstrations and hands-on practical experience, including pattern selection, design, glass selection, glass cutting, project assembly and finishing. For beginning and intermediate crafters. Members $270, nonmembers $300, materials $35. Yestermorrow Design/Build Sch.: Cost: $300/15% discount for Vermont residents. Location: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Route 100, Warren. Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-496-5545, designbuild@yestermorrow.org, www. yestermorrow.org. SUPER-INSULATION FOR NET-ZERO ENERGY HOMES, 9/20-9/21: Learn simple modeling of building performance and affordable approaches to insulation and weatherization. STAINED GLASS PRIMER, 10/11-10/12: Basic techniques and completion of a stained glass panel to take home. EFFICIENCY BY DESIGN, 11/1-11/2: Explore a variety of energy-efficient design details and calculate energy savings.

music American Harmony Singing: Sep. 14 - Nov. 16, 4-6 p.m., weekly on Sunday. Cost: $200/10 week session. Location: Capitol City Grange, Rt. 12, Montpelier. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802-9171186, music@summit-school.org, www.summit-school.org. Learn to sing three and four-part New England shape-note hymns, close harmony Appalachian songs, and Carter Family tunes. Explore the

history of the music, and trace popular songs to their Appalachian and European roots with Katie Trautz. Join the Folk Choir! (No experience necessary welcome one and all.) Beginning Bluegrass Banjo: Sep. 16 - Nov. 18, 8-9:15 p.m., weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $200/10 week session. Location: Monteverdi Music Building, 46 Barre Street, Montpelier. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802-917-1186, music@summit-school.org, www. summit-school.org. The 3-finger, syncopated, rolling banjo playing pioneered by Earl Scruggs is probably the most recognizable characteristic of bluegrass music. Although it is a complex sounding style and can be quite challenging, no prior knowledge of, or experience playing, the 5-string banjo is necessary. Teens and adults welcome, this is a beginner class, no prerequisites necessary. Instructor: Mark Greenberg. Fingerpicking Beginning Guitar: Sep. 16 - Nov. 18, 6:307:45 p.m., weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $200/10 week session. Location: Monteverdi Music Building, 46 Barre Street, Montpelier. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802917-1186, music@summit-school. org, www.summit-school.org. “Fingerpicking” is a broad term for a range of American folk styles. It can be used to accompany singing (or other instruments) or to play melodies and solos. This class will introduce the styles of Elizabeth Cotton, Merle Travis, Doc Watson Brownie McGhee and more. Teens and adults welcome, must have ability to play basic chords. Instructor: Mark Greenberg. FlynnArts Music Classes!: Weekly classes begin Sept. 15. A variety of vocal and instrumental classes serving a wide age range – from young infants to veteran learners– that broaden musical knowledge, help develop coordination, and enhance performance skills. Classes include Music Makers; Group Singing Lessons; Vocal Improv; Group Guitar; Teen Musical Theater; and special Jazz Combos. Folk Guitar for Beginners: Sep. 17 - Nov. 19, 6:30-7:30 p.m., weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $200/10-week session. Location: Monteverdi Music Building, 46 Barre Street, Montpelier. Info: Rebecca, 802-223-9685, www. summit-school.org. In this introductory course, you’ll learn to accompany yourself on guitar with basic chords and strumming techniques. Bring the joy of music-making into your life! Class size limited. All ages welcome. Int./Adv. Clawhammer Banjo: Sep. 17 - Nov. 19, 7:30-8:30 p.m., weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $200/10-week session. Location: Monteverdi Music Building, 46 Barre Street, Montpelier. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802-9171186, music@summit-school.org, www.summit-school.org. Come explore the ever expanding world of the banjo. We will work on a variety of old- time styles, from frailing to clawhammer to round peak to blues. You should have a good grip on the basic strum and be aware of the standard tunings. Instructor: Tom MacKenzie. Intermediate Mandolin: Sep. 17 - Nov. 19, 6:30-7:30 p.m., weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $200/10-week session. Location: Monteverdi Music Building, 46 Barre Street, Montpelier. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802-9171186, www.summit-school.org. For those who know some basic chords and melodies, we’ll explore more complex chords and tunes along with some music theory as an approach to improvisation. Folk, Blues, Fiddle and simple Jazz tunes are included. Instructor: Dan Daley.

Irish Session Repertoire: Sep. 16 - Nov. 18, 7:30-9 p.m., weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $200/10-week session. Location: Monteverdi Music Building, 46 Barre Street, Montpelier. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802-917-1186, www.summit-school.org. For many players of Irish traditional music, a good session with a few like-minded musicians is among life’s greatest pleasures. The class is open to all players of melody instruments from lower intermediate level on up. The primary focus of the class will be on learning tunes, finding good groupings of tunes, and trying to capture the distinctive “flavour” of Irish music. Instructor: Benedict Koehler and Hilari Farrington. Old-Time Fiddle: Sep. 16 - Nov. 18, 6:30-7:30 p.m., weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $200/10 week session. Location: Monteverdi Music Building, 46 Barre Street, Montpelier. Info: Katie Trautz, Director, 802-917-1186, music@summitschool.org, www.summit-school. org. This class will be for beginner/ intermediate fiddlers or classically trained violinists who want to learn about old-time fiddling techniques. We will focus on different bowing techniques, listen to old recordings, and learn many standard tunes. All ages are encouraged to take the class, but some experience playing the fiddle is necessary. Instructor: Katie Trautz.

nature Identifying Grasses: Sep. 19, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $150/lunch provided. Location: Randolph Center, Randolph. Info: csp.vtc.edu. A workshop intended for foresters, wetland scientists, farmers, natural resource managers and citizen naturalists who want to learn basic techniques to distinguish between members of the Grass Family. Some botanical identification experience and familiarity with dichotomous keys will be helpful. A 10x14x power hand lens will be necessary.

painting Level I Watercolor: Sep. 18 - Oct. 30, 6:30-8:30 p.m., weekly on Thursdays. 6 weeks (no class Oct. 2). Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648. This class offers watercolor basics for those just starting or with little experience. Learn color theory and basic watercolor techniques through color exercises and experiments with still life and elements of landscape painting. Members $130, nonmembers $145, materials $50 (paid directly to instructor). More visual arts classes online at www.shelburneartcenter. org. Outdoor Oil Painting Methods: Sep. 27 - Oct. 18, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m., weekly on Saturdays, 4week class. Location: Shelburne Art Center (Class will be held at Shelburne Farms), 1611 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, Lisa Torchiano, 802985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Join artist Tad Spurgeon to learn about the history and development of outdoor painting methods and apply these to the varied landscape at Shelburne Farms. Each class will focus on an outdoor painting style: Camille Corot, Claude Monet, Contemporary and, finally, Tad’s variation on Corot’s method. Members $260, nonmembers $280.

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« classes Painting at BCA!: Starting in Oct. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-865-7166, burlingtoncityarts. com. Looking for a great painting class? Check out the great selection of adult painting classes that BCA has to offer for beginners or advanced students, in our professional studios right in Downtown Burlington! Classes start soon. Call for more info. or register online.

parenting Waldorf Parent-Child Classes: Parent-Toddler Class: Saturdays, 9-11 a.m., beginning Sept. 13, for 8 weeks. Parent-Infant Class: Wednesdays, 1-2:30 p.m., beginning Sept. 18, for 9 weeks. Cost: $180/toddlers, $75 for infants. Location: Lake Champlain Waldorf School, 359 Turtle Lane, Shelburne. Info: Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Pam Graham, 802-985-2827, lslesar@lcwaldorf. org. Parent-Child Classes led by experienced Waldorf Early Childhood Teacher. Join together for circle time, observation, healthy snacks and discussions on parenting and child development from the Waldorf perspective. Held in beautiful classroom full of toys made of natural materials. Class ends with time outdoors on our Shelburne campus.

photography INTRO TO STUDIO LIGHTING!: Sep. 16-23, 6:30-9 p.m., weekly on Tuesdays. Cost: $150/3-week course. Location: DESIGNHAUS, 22 Church Street, 2nd Floor, Burlington. Info: DESIGNHAUS, 802-310-5019, designhaus.org@ gmail.com, designhaus.org. NOW’S YOUR CHANCE! This course is perfect for anyone interested in learning to photograph in a studio setting! The class will cover the use of lighting equipment and light modifiers to obtain a desired image/effect. This is a great opportunity for hands-on learning in an intimate setting. RESERVE YOUR SPOT! Photography at BCA!: Starting in Oct. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.com. Looking for a great photography class? Check out the great selection of adult photo classes that BCA has to offer for beginners or advanced students, in our professional studios right in Downtown Burlington! Classes start soon. Call for info or register online.

pilates A unique Pilates Experience: New classes: Mixed Level Mat, 9 a.m., weekly on Mondays. Cardio Moves - A cardio dance and Pilates fusion class, 10 a.m., weekly on Mondays. Classes start 10/6.

Location: The Pilates Den, Williston. Info: 802-318-6378, www. pilatesden.com. Discover Pilates with Polestar certified instructor Shannon Lashua. Years of experience combined with creativity promises fun, informative, stressrelieving sessions in a supportive environment. Private sessions and semi-private sessions are offered on the equipment, as well as small group mat classes, all in the comfort of a sun-filled home studio. ABSOLUTE PILATES: Affordable, invigorating group mat classes and 1-on-1 sessions that rock your body, not your wallet. Location: Espire, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info: 802310-2614, www.absolutepilatesvt. com. Tone, stretch and strengthen with certified classical Pilates & Polestar Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in fun group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive welcoming locale. In the works: floor mat to standing movement to challenge stamina, coordination and balance. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials. Natural Bodies Pilates: Call today to hear about our Back to School Specials. Join Pilates Mat and Reformer, Ballet Conditioning, or Integrative Movement classes - or combine all three in our Beginning and Intermediate Studio classes. Private sessions, class cards and per-class rates available. Free Group Introductions, and special rates on private introductions by appointment. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Hwy 127, just north of the Burlington Beltline), Colchester. Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille@naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Learn to shape your body, relieve stress and develop core strength, awareness, coordination and ease of movement in a supportive environment. Enjoy movement that feels right for your body, mind and spirit. Classes are small, enlivening and fun! Experience the difference of Lucille Dyer’s 20 years’ teaching expertise. Call today! Pilates Space: a division of ALL Wellness, LLC. Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-8639900, www.pilatesspace.net. We invite all bodies, all ages and all abilities to experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. We offer Pilates privates, semi-privates, and group classes, physical therapy, holistic health counseling, craniosacral therapy and Anusarainspired yoga. Free intro to Pilates – 1st and 3rd Saturdays at 10:30 a.m. Please call to reserve your space in the free intro.

pottery Pottery at BCA!: Starting in Oct. Location: Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: 802-865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.com. Looking for a great pottery class? Check out the great selection of adult clay classes that BCA has to offer for beginners or advanced students, in our professional studios right in Downtown Burlington! Classes start soon. Call for more info or register online.

Wheel Throwing for Beginners: Tuesdays or Thursdays. 5-week classes. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Habor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Learn the basics of throwing clay on the potter’s wheel while becoming familiar with the clay process from wheel to kiln. Two 5-week classes: Tuesdays, Sept. 23 - Oct. 28 (no class Sept. 30), 6-8:30 p.m., or Thursdays, Sept. 25 - Oct. 30 (no class Oct. 2), 9:30 a.m.-noon. Members $105, nonmembers $115, materials $60.

Burlington. Info: 802-864-2499, w w w.communit ysailingcenter. org. Sailboat, kayak and canoe rentals. Other sailing opportunities include Friday night 420 race series, adaptive water sports program, high school sailing team, and overnight sailing expeditions. Community Sailing Center’s mission is to provide public access to educational and recreational opportunities through sailing, paddling and other lake-oriented programs.

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Soft Stone Carving: Sep. 25 Dec. 4, 6-9 p.m., weekly on Thursdays, 10-week class (no class Nov. 27). Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Learn to carve a beautiful sculpture of your own design, or continue developing your sculpting skills with professional advice. Participants will work in soft stone and learn how to use a variety of sculpting tools. Members $280, nonmembers $310, materials $35. See complete listing of Art Center classes online.

IT’S CONCEIVABLE: Ongoing, for those experiencing infertility. Location: Champlain Hypnosis, 145 Pine Haven Shores, Shelburne. Info: Champlain Hypnosis, 802999-6444, www.champlainhypnosis.com. Hypnofertility, a program which supports the entire fertility process (naturally or medically assisted) can help. Recent studies by Dr. Levitas in the Journal of Fertility and Sterility indicate that infertile women utilizing hypnosis techniques with IVF have double the conception rate as compared to IVF alone. Read more online.

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tai chi psychology INTRODUCTION TO JUNG: Oct. 728, 7-9 p.m., weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802244-7909. Get a basic overview of Jung, his thought & legacy, along with hands-on work; learn your type, your unique set of activated archetypes and more. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church Street, Burlington. Info: 802864-7902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind, and martial skill.

qi gong Shen Gong Qi Gong: Cost: $220/ weekend workshop. Location: Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-2888160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, www.elementsofhealing. net. The Shen Gong Qi Gong set is part of the internal system of healing. These exercises strengthen the circulation of energy through the organs and increase health and sensory perception. Their primary purpose is self healing. Taught by Master Lew, a Taoist priest with over 60 years’ experience in the traditional Taoist arts.

reiki Reiki Class - Level I: Oct. 12, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $150/6hour class. Location: VCEM, Shelburne. Info: Vt Center for Energy Medicine, Cindy Fulton, M.A., NCTMB, 802-985-9580, cindy@ energymedicinevt.com, www.energymedicinevt.com. Learn this ancient healing art that facilitates health on all levels: body, mind and spirit. Many also find Reiki to be a powerful tool for personal growth and transformation. In this class you will be attuned to Reiki and trained to use Reiki on your self and others.

sailing COMMUNITY SAILING CENTER: Learn to sail! Classes for adults, youth and families, beginning and intermediate courses and full day camps. Location: Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center,

tai chi chih BEGINNER’S TAI CHI CHIH: Tenweek class starting on Tuesday, September 16, 4:45-5:45 p.m. Location: UVM’s Ira Allen Chapel, Burlington. Info: Fred, 802-3436422. This easy-to-learn, 20-movement practice is both strengthening and centering. Its purpose is to circulate and balance the “Chi” or “Vital Energy,” evoking an increase in health and serenity.

travel Int’l Cult. Exchange & Service: Community-minded adventurers and learners wanted: Travel with a small group on a one-time service-learning and cultural exchange expedition with LiveLearning, a Burlington-based nonprofit. Immerse yourself in two different, welcoming aspects of Dominican culture: We’ll work and learn first with students at an organic farm-school in a gorgeous mountain setting near the Haitian border, then with children, their families and teachers in a working class coastal city. At your option, stay in hosts’ homes or in clean and comfortable lodges. Appropriate for all ages and abilities. November 13 - 23, 2008. Location: Northwest Region, Dominican Republic. Info: www. livelearning.org. The LiveLearning Program runs small-scale community development projects and educational programs in Latin America. We develop long-term partnerships and help communities achieve their goals.

visual arts Visual Arts at BCA!: Starting in Oct. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.com. Looking for a great drawing, painting or printmaking class? How about jewelry or flower design? Check out the great selection of adult classes that BCA has to offer for beginners or advanced students, in our professional studios right in Downtown Burlington! Classes start soon. Call for more info or register online.

wood Fine Woodworking - Beginning: Sep. 15 - Nov. 17, 6:309:30 p.m., weekly on Mondays, 10-week class. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Learn the basics of furniture-making while creating a coffee table. This class will prepare you for more advanced efforts while providing a sound footing in wood properties, furniture design and proper use of machine/hand tools. Members $275, nonmembers $305, materials $80. Complete listing of woodworking classes and workshops available online. Inlay Class w/ Janet Collins: Sep. 11-13, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Cost: $385/3-day intensive workshop. Location: Vermont Woodworking School, 382 Hercules Dr. (behind Costco), Colchester. Info: Vermont Woodworking School, Blake Ewoldsen, 802-655-4201, www. vermontwoodworkingschool.com. Students will practice several wood inlay design techniques, including Line and Berry Inlay, Compass Star Inlay and Sand Shaded Fan Inlay. The procedure for making simple multi-species wood bandings will be discussed and practiced, time permitting, as well as the historical application of these designs. This course will get you started on inlay techniques. Once techniques and tool use are mastered, the inlay design opportunities are endless.

yoga Ayurveda and Yoga WorkCost: $225/September shop: 20-21, 10 a.m - 5 p.m. Location: The Ayurvedic Center, 34 Oak Hill Road, Williston. Info: 802-872-8898, ayurvedavt@ adelphia.net, ayurvedavermont. com. Discover your constitution from an Ayurvedic viewpoint - are you vata, pitta or kapha? You will experience and learn specific ways to balance your body through asana and pranayama. Beneficial for yoga practitioners and teachers. Taught by Michele Schulz from The Ayurvedic Institute in New Mexico (elementalwisdom.net). BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or Ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Cost: $14/dropin, $110/10 classes or $100/ monthly pass. Location: Old High School, Bristol. Info: 802-4825547, www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage.

BURLINGTON YOGA: August schedule: Flow classes (all levels), Tues. 8/5, 8/12, 8/19, 8/26 & Fri. 8/1, 8/29. 5:45-7:15 p.m. Cost: $14/class. Location: Memorial Auditorium Loft, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info: 802-658-9642, www.burlingtonyoga.com. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna. COPPER CRANE YOGA: KIDS YOGA with Kelly Hickey. K-3rd grade - Monday, 3:30-4:15 p.m., 8/25. 4th-6th grade - Wednesday, 3:304:15 p.m., 8/20 & 8/27. Cost: $14/drop-in, $60/5-class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802-877-3663, coppercraneyoga.com. Individual, group and custom yoga classes. Thai Yoga Bodywork and Zero Balancing sessions by appointment. Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to strengthen the body, uplift the heart and calm the mind. Be yourself here. Copper Crane is directed by Carolyn Conner, RYT, Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner. EVOLUTION YOGA: Mondays, 5:45 p.m. Class is sliding scale, $4-10. $5 Friday classes at 4:30 p.m. Cost: $13/drop-in, $120/10class card for 1.5 hr. classes. $11/ drop-in, $100/10-class card for 1 hr. classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Check out our added location at Eastern View, 185 Tilley Drive, South Burlington. Info: 802864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar classes for all levels, plus babies and kids yoga. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/post-natal yoga. Fall schedule begins Sept. 8. Reducedprice community classes offered 3 times a week. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Cost: $14/drop-in, $110/10 classes, $120/month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, and downtown at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-660-9718, www. yogavermont.com. Yoga for SixWeek Intro to Pranayama, Six-Week Intro to Kripalu, Six-Week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Instructor Training and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog http://yogavermont.typepad.com.

For Sale Burlington South Meadow, lg. 3-BR, full BA, onsite laundry, great neighborhood, gas heat, NS. Avail. 10/1. $1175/mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966.

Land Essex Junction BUILDER’S SPECIAL - 3-unit permitted lot (1.42) acres located at 11 Old Stage Road. Great views and location. Convenient to everything. Right price, right terms. Info: 802-363-0914.

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ing. NS/pets 183 1/2 N. Willard St., $750/mo. Avail. now. Info: 802-658-0621. Burlington 1-BR Near UVM green/hospital in beautiful historic home. Lower level w/ windows, carpet/tile floors, parking. $950/mo. W/D in building. Separate entrance/porch. Avail. NOW. Info: 802-578-3039, dkdnj@aol. com. Burlington 3 Rm (1-BR) apt 2nd floor, unfurnished, street parking. No pets. 1-year lease req. $720/mo. incl. heat, hot water, trash removal. Info: 802-862-7039.

2-BR APT. WILLISTON Country setting, clean, quiet place. NS/ pets please. $950/mo. Utils., garbage, plowing, parking incl. First month, sec. dep. Avail. 9/1. Info: 802-879-0123.

Burlington 3-BR Quiet, spacious, energy-efficient heat, offstreet parking, small backyard, W/D hook-up, full bath, approved pets welcome. Call or email for viewing. Info: 802-343-3577.

2-BR Colchester/Mlts. Bay Year-round cottage near lake, new flooring & paint, W/D hookups. NS. Avail. now. $1125/mo. + utils., 1st, sec. & refs. Info: 802-658-6855.

Burlington 31 Hyde St. Available now. Med. 3-BR townhouse, 1.5-BA, laundry, parking, DW, garbage disposal, low utils. $1200/ mo. No dogs. Info: 802-862-7467.

2-BR Winooski Apt. Avail. 10/1. Rent is $1100/mo. and incl. heat, water, trash, off-street parking & W/D hookups. Info: winooskihouse@gmail.com, http://www. tigerpup.com/49ElmStAptB. 2-BR Winooski, Hickok St. Enclosed porch, parking. No dogs. Avail. 11/1. $875/mo. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com. 3-BR house w/lake access Colchester, Porters Point. 1.5BA, mooring rights, screened-in porch, lake views, lg. deck/yard, basement, W/D, garage. Avail. 9/15. $1600/mo. + utils. Refs. & dep. req. Info: 802-343-2807. 3-BR Log house on 50 acres Close to skiing, shopping, school. Screened porch, pool, gardens, hiking, privacy. Gorgeous! Pets neg. Avail. Sept. 1. $1750/mo. Info: Milssa O’Brien, 802-4822112, milphil@yahoo.com. 3-BR Winooski Off-street parking, close to UVM, FAHC & downtown, on bus line. Avail. Oct. 1. $1600/mo. incl. water & trash removal. $1600 dep. + 1st mo’s rent. Call Adam. Info: 802-373-0229. 4-BR Burlington, East Ave. Parking. No pets. Avail. now. $1600/mo. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x1021. www. nevilleco.com. 88 Malletts Bay Ave. Lg. 1BR, full BA, HDWD, gas heat & HW, parking, laundry across the street. No dogs. $700/mo. Info: 802-862-7467. Bristol Village 1 Bdrm Apt 1BR, small kitchen, LR, full bath, deck, storage in garage, offstreet parking, no pets/no smoking, $600/mo. plus utilities. Call Carolyn, 802-453-6065. Bristol Village 4-BR Apt. 2 full BA, dining & living rooms, kitchen, mudroom, HDWD floors/ new carpet, W/D hookups, NS/ cats. $1350/mo. incl. heat. Info: Carolyn, 802-453-6065. Burlington Downtown studio, bright, HDWD, no parking. Avail. immed. $710/mo. incl. heat. Dep., first months rent req. Call Jackie at 802-238-3521 or 802-862-7372. Burlington Big 2-BR, second floor. Water, rubbish, snow plow incl. Off-street parking. $1100/mo. Info: 802-496-4026 or 802-355-3899. Burlington Church St. Marketplace. Studio/office space. Great location. Heat included. Info: 802-922-8518. Burlington Avail. immed. 2-BR apt., Barrett St., $1000/mo. Avail. 9/15, 1-BR apt. $750/mo. Both incl. heat & hot HW. 1-yr. lease. No pets. Info: 802-373-1360. Burlington Lg. 1st floor eff., in very good condition. Lg. Kitchen, Lg. bath, porch, back yard, park-

Burlington Hill Section Lovely 2-BR carriage house. Quiet, convenient, private, clean, parking, woodstove. Available Oct. $1100+. References. No smoking/ pets. Info: 802-864-7126.

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call 540-0007 for service BURLINGTON SOUTH END 1-BR, second floor, HDWD, off-street parking, low utils., tub/shower, small porch & rear yard. NS. Lease. $650/mo. + utils. Avail. mid. Sept. Info: 802-862-3719. BURLINGTON SOUTH END, 1-BR 5 Sisters Neighborhood: quiet, residential. Walk to lake, parks, downtown. 10 min. to UVM. Separate entrance, parking. Refs. + credit req. $920/mo. Info: 802-879-0466. Burlington Studio for Rent Sunny Burlington studio available 10/1. Close to downtown and waterfront. Several new features, hardwood. No pets. Info: 802-578-6013. Burlington, No. Ave. Avail. 10/1. 2-BR house, encl. porch, hookups. No dogs. $920/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON- 2-BR N/S, no pets, walking distance to UVM, hospital, bus line and Winooski. 1st floor, bright and clean. $1000/ mo. includes trash, recycling, parking. Info: Brisson Properties, LLC, 802-897-5625. Burlington: AVAILABLE NOW 2-BR, clean apt., low utils., HDWD floors, 2nd floor, off-street parking, shared deck. Close to Winooski, FAHC, buses. Trained pet possible. NS. $900/mo. Info: Andy, 802-578-4806, andy.hard@ gmail.com. burlington: AVAILABLE NOW 2-BR, 1st floor, colorful, W/D, offstreet parking, HDWD floors, nice kitchen, new windows, shared deck. Close to Winooski, FAHC, UVM, buses. NS/pets. $1150/mo. Info: Andy, 802-578-4806, andy. hard@gmail.com.

Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Colchester Convenient location, 4 rooms, 2-BR, natural gas heat. No pets. $875/mo. + utils. Avail. 10/1. $860/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Info: 802-878-6691 or 802-862-9335 for appt. Colchester Remodeled Home 2400 sq.ft. house, lg. lot, new kitchen/bathrooms, all appliances. High-efficiency gas furnace & HW heater. HDWD floors, screenedin porch. Two garages. NS/pets, refs. Info: 802-233-1150. DOWNTOWN BURLINGTON 3 room, 1-BR. Heat & HW incl. Parking. No pets. $750/mo. Avail. 10/1. Info: 802-373-0262 or 802862-9335 for appt. Essex - Nice 2-BR Apt spacious 2 bdrm, W/D, parking, NS/pets, avail. now. $950/mo.+ utils. Call Karen, 802-318-8701. Website: http://Crawfordbrook.googlepages.com. Info: 802-318-8701. Essex Jct. 18 Lavoie Dr. Avail. now. 3-BR townhouse, 2.5-BA, gas fireplace, DR, laundry room, lg. yard, 2-car garage, quiet neighborhood, pets considered. $1600/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. ESSEX, NY Beautiful garden apt. of 1826 Stone house. Fully furnished, all appliances, winter rental midSeptember/mid-May 2009. $475/ mo. + utils. Info: 518-963-1100, sylviastonehouse@hotmail.com. Fabulous Hill Section Apt. Robinson Parkway 2-BR, 2nd floor, private porch, gas heat & HW, HDWD, laundry, sunny & bright. $1350/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/1. Info: 802-310-4205. FOR RENT Georia: 3 bedroom mobile home with garage on private land. Washer & dryer $850. month + utilities lease, deposit & references. Call 802-316-0074. Availble Immediately. Info: 802-316-0074. Heated, 3-BR Duplex Lovely, quiet 3-BR in Underhill (20 mi. east of Burlington), 2-BA, kitchen w/ lg. breakfast bar. Lease, sec. dep. & refs. req. Avail. now. $1300/mo. Info: 802-899-2304. Jericho Duplex Quiet setting includes pond, rambling brook, lawn, garden, woods. Enjoy 4-BR, 1.5-BA, DR, eat-in kitchen, family room, 3 decks, hi-speed Internet access, Beckett Heat Manager, wood stove, upgraded insulation, Energy Star windows & appliances. Only 2 mi. from I-89. NS. $1575/mo. + utils. Call for appt. Info: 866-381-4786. Lg. Cozy Burlington 2-BR Lg. (960 sq.ft.), bright, cozy, 3-BR or small 2-BR (office or nursery). Lg. & sunny eat-in kitchen. Incl. in-apartment W/D, broadband Internet & off-street parking. Very efficient/cheap to heat. Storage avail. also. Info: 802-304-1484. Milton Over 2000 sq.ft. home w/ Lake Arrowhead access in quiet neighborhood. 3-BR, 3-BA + private guest BR w/ BA. Lots of space for family, fenced backyard, very private, all appliances incl. W/D, 2-car garage. Walk to school or Husky. NS, pets neg. Avail. 9/1. $1700/mo. + utils. + dep. Info: Sundance Services, 802-893-2348. Milton - 3-BR House Newly renovated, spacious, centrally located, on lot shared w/ 2 apts. Nice yard, W/D hookups. Tenant pays utils. Oil heat. Refs. & credit check. Info: 802-893-2385.

By the Week: Winooski Boarding house, semi-furnished rooms, cable TV, Internet, central location, free parking. $175/room/wk. + $100 dep. Call Brad at 802-3388434 for rental application.

New 3-BR townhouse by UVM Spacious, light-filled end unit in friendly, safe co-housing community. Many upgrades. Children welcome, dog possible. Heat incl. Adjoins Centennial Woods. Info: Emilie, 802-922-0501.

Colchester 46 Evergreen Circle. Avail. 11/1. 2-BR house, 1 3/4 BA, HDWD floors, DR, finished basement w/ guest room, laundry room, garage, pets considered. $1600/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

New Haven Cozy Cottage Picturesque, quiet location close to Vergennes, Middlebury. 1-BR, W/D, $750/mo. incl. trash, snow removal & mowing. NS/pets. Avail. 10/1. Call 802-316-6946 or 802-877-2633.

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Northshore Village Condo 2BR, 2.5-BA, lake & sunset views, gas heat, pool/tennis, beach/ bikepath access, large deck, awning, new appliances, granite countertop, W/D, garage. No pets. Avail. 9/1. $1550/mo. Info: Sonja Fuller, 802-578-8057. PANTON 2-BR, full BA w/ W/D hookups, heat, utils. satellite, trash, lawn care, snow removal incl. Garden area, backyard, mountain views. Attached to farmhouse. No pets, credit, rental history, refs. $850/mo. 1st & sec. dep. Info: 802-989-9537. Plan your winter escape Explore Florida off the beaten path. Winter rental avail. Nov. - May. $1500/mo. utils. incl. Spacious 2-BR, 2-BA, den screened lanai w/ hot tub. Comcast cable/computer access. Located in Rainbow Springs Golf Community, Dunnellon, FL. Also ideal for bird watchers, kayakers, boaters, fisherman (Bass Capitol of the U.S.). Close to the Gainesville University of Florida events, Ocala horse country events and the Gulf. NS. Pictures avail. Info: Anne Van Gilder, 802-363-6380, annievan4@yahoo.com.

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Remodeled South End House Energy star, South End home. 2.5-BA, 3-BR, lg. yard, garage, gas stove, front load W/D, skylights, vaulted ceilings, avail. 10/1. $1800/mo. + utils. Info: 802-540-0142. Richmond 2-BR Apt. Bright & spacious 2-BR. Incl. heat, rubbish & snow removal. Onsite laundry, plenty of parking & huge yard. Avail. 11/1. First, last & dep. Info: 802-363-0914.

Richmond Village Small 2-BR, unfurnished. NS/pets. Lease. Parking. Credit check & refs. req. Info: 802-434-3238, Please lv. msg. Richmond Village Small 1-BR efficiency. Furnished. NS/pets. Lease. Parking. Credit check & refs. req. Info:802-434-3238, please lv. msg. Shelburne 3-BR, new kitchen/ DR, HDWD, semi-furnished duplex, first floor. NS/pets. $1300/mo. + utils. Avail. 10/08. Info: Dori, 518-624-4691 or 802-985-3912. Shelburne 2-BR Duplex Beautiful HDWD, LR, DR, eat-in kitchen, gas heat, nice yard, garage, basement rec room, quiet street. NS/pets. Avail. Oct. 1. $1250/mo. Info: 802-846-7830. So. Burl. 2-BR Condo Immaculate, updated, new appliances, ceramic tile, gas heat, W/D, pool, tennis, carport & deck. Lg. LR & BRs, near bike path. NS/pets. Info: 802-878-5939, dpabm@ comcast.net. So. Burlington, Dorset St. Town Square condo, 2-BR, 1-BA. Newly renovated. Gas heat. No smoking, no pets. Credit check, refs. $900/mo. + util. Available now. Info: 802-877-1019. South Burlington Unfurnished apt. 1-BR. $450/mo. + utils., refs., dep. NS/pets. Info: 802-862-9884. Tons of Space Room for all of your needs. 4+2 colonial in very good condition. Big family room, full basement w/ W/D, screened porch. Trees, parking, near park. Close enough, but not too close to UVM & downtown. Upstairs kitchenette. Just reduced to $1999. Info: 520-247-8287, barbzmail@ wbhsi.net. Vergennes Lg. 2-BR, enclosed porch, parking, heat & HW incl. $850/mo. No dogs. Call between 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. Info: 802-349-4017. Winooski, Main Street Avail. 11/1. Lg. 2-BR, parking. No dogs. $915/mo. incl. heat & HW. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BOLTON VALLEY Beautiful views, on slopes, share 3-story townhouse w/ 1 person. $600/mo. + utils. NS. Info: 802-598-0310. Burlington Apple Tree Point home. Needs someone to share. Quiet with beach, pool, tennis, bike path. Owner gone through the winter. NS/pets. $750/mo. Info: 561-629-4990. Burlington Space for rent, Shared kitchen and dining room, own bathroom and living area, walk in closet. $700/mo. includes everything. Avail. 10/1. Info: 802-860-9506. Burlington room for rent 4-BR house. Off-street parking, laundry facilities, 2-BA, great woods setting. 375/mo. + 1/4 utils. Info: 802-760-7137. Essex Jct. Share 1 easygoing, dependable, NS person/couple needed to share nice home & location. All utils., cable, wireless Internet, pool, parking, snow plowing, great roommates incl. $550/mo/room. Info: 802-879-4226. Essex Jct. - utils incl. 1 active prof. to rent BR in lg. shared 4-BR/3-BA farmhouse. W/D, DSL, porches, parking, 3 acres, barn storage. No pets. $550 includes utils. Avail. 10/1. Info: 802-777-6524. Gay/Gay-Friendly Roommate Seeking clean prof. roommate for lg. BR in spacious apt. All incl.: W/D, hi-speed wireless Internet, cable, utils. Avail. 10/1. $700/ mo. Info: Real Masson, 802-2386003, realmasson@yahoo.com.

cats. On bus line, near laundry, 3:20:08 PM market, banks and 9/8/08 pharmacy. Low utils. $425/mo. + 1/3 utils. Ref. requested. 660-8275, leave message. Room for Rent (Burlington) Recently renovated house in the New North End, Burlington. Lots of parking. Looking for quiet, clean prof. type to share house w/ 2. Avail. 10/1. Info: 802-264-4878. Room in Queen City Park Private BA, shared W/D, small backyard, quiet, safe neighborhood on lake near Redrocks Park. $600/mo. incl. utils. Info: 802-864-9293. Shelburne Lg. sunny room for rent. Beautiful setting. Quiet. Professionals only. 8 min. to downtown, near bus-line. Info: 802-355-3004. South Burlington $575/mo. Seeking clean, responsible female to share beautiful condo (cathedral ceiling, fireplace, laundry) w/ 3 professionals. Furnished BR, WIRELESS Internet, CABLE TV, parking. Near downtown, UVM, IBM, GE. $575/mo + 1/3 utils. Contact Angel. Info: 802-8599656, aherrera700@comcast.net, www.xtrememartialart.com/homevirtualtour/video.swf.

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Housemate Burlington Dismas House seeking responsible person to live at Buell St. rent-free in exchange for some management responsibilities. Info: Burlington Dismas House, Kim@dismasofvermont.org, www.dismasofvermont. org.

Professional seeks apt. Responsible, quiet health care professional looking for clean apt. in good repair, downtown or Hill Section. Can relocate now. jodono@gmail.com.

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This Townhome is perfect for easy city living. Move right into this bright, well cared for two-bedroom treasure. Comfortable and spacious with gas stove and built-in bookshelves, plenty of storage, deck and finished basement. No association fees. $269,900.

Fabulous 3 bedroom home. Spacious and bright with hardwood floors, gas fireplace, perennial garden, one car garage with storage. Walk to town or commute anywhere. $299,900.

Call Julie Lamoreaux Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9583 www.JulieLamoreaux.com

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WELL PRICE LOCATED REDUCED! IN JOHNSON SMART MOVE!

Bright, updated Cape on cul-de-sac in the hill! Large rooms, private backyard, lots of upgrading over the years - kitchen, baths, furnace, central A/C! Minutes to UVM & hospital! Could easily have 1st floor master! Beautiful new custom sauna in basement. $389,900. Call Brian Boardman Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9510 www.BrianBoardmanVT.com

To this attractive 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath Townhome located in a small Colchester project. The open designed floor plan, generous room sizes, attached garage, full unfinished basement and private patio overlooking lawn and woods make this a great find.

$185,000. Call Nancy Desany Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9540 www.VermontTrademarkHomes.com

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Make it easy on yourself, easy to rent, 2 bedroom, one bath, 1st floor condo, washer and dryer and AC included! Reserved parking, plenty of storage. $164,900.

From this 2 bedroom, 1 bath Burlington Condo with an open floor plan plus lots of closet space, washer and dryer, underground parking, and association pool. Walk to bus stop, UVM and Fletcher Allen. Great rental possibility! $144,900.

Call Geri Reilly Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-862-6677 www.buyvtrealestate.com

Call Geri Reilly Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-862-6677 www.buyvtrealestate.com

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Is this 2 bedroom Jericho Ranch-style, end unit Condo with attached garage on 2 common acres. It offers great open living spaces, galley kitchen with dining nook, living and family rooms, woodstove set on brick hearth and private deck. Full basement.

$182,500. Call Nancy Desany Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9540 www.VermontTrademarkHomes.com

Don’t miss this one!! The current owner has upgraded the electrical system, siding and most windows. All essential maintenance practices have been done regularly, and all units have hardwired smoke detectors. Low maintenance, great income. $339,000. Call Kate von Trapp Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9512 www.ChrisvonTrapp.com

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Located on a large, fully fenced and private lot, this two bedroom Cape has expansion possibilities galore! A large addition has already added a family room and first floor master. The second floor is sheetrocked and ready to finish. $233,950.

Wonderful & cozy, sunny End Unit with recent tasteful updates. Fresh paint, gorgeous hardwood in dining area, ceramic tile in kitchen, newer appliances, upgraded baths. Oversized 1 car garage under. Heated lower level laundry room. Large front deck. $189,000.

You will be proud to own this unit. With 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, attached garage, back deck, open floor plan, nice kitchen, 3 zone heating system, central vacuum, and a terrific home theater in the basement, this home has it all. Come see it now!$209,900.

Nearly of Seven Days readers plan to buy a home in the next year!

Call Kate von Trapp Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9512 www.ChrisvonTrapp.com

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downtown barre Prime Restaurant, Pub, Coffee Shop, Bakery, Retail , or Office Location. Central Business District, parking, beautiful contemporary building, seats 139+/- , 2880 sq.ft., fully sprinklered, huge deck, updated windows, tremendous potential. For Sale or Lease, Owner Financing Considered, Brokers Protected. $309,000

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Spectacular custom home-one level living! 2500+ sq.ft. of living space, formal living & dining rooms. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, large kitchen. All new hardwood floors. Fresh paint. Private deck. Huge finished lower level. 2 car garage. $357,000.

Village Victorian, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 2900+ sq.ft. Original fine points of this 1800’s Victorian home are still present. Rental apartment with private entrance & large barn/garage/studio offer endless possibilities! Own a bit of the areas history! $350,000.

Hillside ranch with finished lower level. This 3 bedroom home has new windows and doors, fresh paint, and new carpet and tile flooring. Easterly views of Camel’s Hump. Metal roof and vinyl siding for low maintenance. $237,500.

Energy conscious construction in this brand & new fully dormered 3 bedroom, & 2 full bath Cape. High efficiency heating system. Natural woodwork, beamed ceilings & hardwood on the first floor. Deck & 2 car garage. $309,900. 1st years heat included!

Call Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 www.vermontgreentree.com

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1860’s farmhouse, on 5 acres. 4 bedrooms 3 baths, Wood and tile floors, beautiful family room addition, large private deck. 20 X 30 Barn with run-in for livestock or two car garage. 22 X 30 heated workshop.

Immaculate 2100+ sq. ft Colonial. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Incredible master bedroom suite with walk-in closet. Many bonus rooms. Large kitchen/dining room with deck. Tile & laminate flooring. Two car garage & walk-out basement. Above ground pool. Mountain view. $229,900.

Call Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 www.vermontgreentree.com

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POST OFFICE NOW HIRING Avg. Pay $20/hour or $57K/yr. includes federal benefits and OT. Offered by Exam Services, not affiliated w/USPS who hires. (AAN CAN) Info: 866-616-7019. PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Talk with caring agency specializing in matching Birthmothers with Families nationwide. LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions (AAN CAN) Info: 866-413-6293. Restaurant & Bar Recently renovated, incl. all kitchen, dining & counter equipment. Ready to open. 10-year lease. Located just off Exit 16 on the Colchester/ Winooski line. $39,500. Call Mark at 802-373-9647 for a full list of equipment & details. Waterfront CAFE and DELI Waterfront cafe for sale! Turn-key operation, established customer base, historic waterfront location, patio seating! Serious inquiries only please. Info: 802-734-7064, www.cobblestonevt.com.

Childcare Afterschool care needed Looking for afterschool care + some weekends for 6 children, ages 5-18. Care primarily for 3 youngest, who are all under 13. Wage negotiable, hours fluctuate. Info:

1995 Single-wide (14 x 72) in desirable “River View Commons”. 3-BR, 2 full BA. Open floor plan, skylight, W/D incl. Roof has 30-yr. shingle. Park allows dogs! Community playground. Conveniently located just off of Exit 11 on I-89. Seller offering $1000 credit toward buyers closing fees. Motivated seller! $35,900. Gretchen A. Hidell 802-999-4677 Chenette Real Estate DreamHomes@GretchenRealtor.net

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Walk to downtown/waterfront. Spacious 2-BR w/ open floor plan, gas fireplace, granite counters, new appliances, pantry closet, hardwood and tile floors, Jacuzzi tub, covered parking and sprinkler system. Four more 2-BR units and a 1-BR available soon. Call for a showing. $224,900. Call Forrest Cochran Century 21 Jack Associates 802-652-9803 x 2143 forrestcochran@c21jack.com

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. . . learn HOW at Champlain Housing Trust! If you’re dreaming of owning a home in Vermont’s Chittenden, Franklin, or Grand Isle counties, the Champlain Housing Trust provides homebuyer education and individual counseling to help you make your home ownership dream a reality. Go to www.getahome.org and find out how to become a member 4x5-CHT091008-classy.indd 1 Heather Carstairs, 802-343-4190.

Afterschool sitter needed Two kids, ages 7 & 10. Every Monday + occasional Wed. or Thurs. Pick-up at school in Shelburne at 2:45, babysit at our house until 6-7. Must have reliable car. Please call Dan at 324-4642. Info: 802-324-4642. Nanny Services Professional woman for unique childcare. Are you looking for someone special to care for your children while you are away on a trip? Excellent references. Info: 802-881-4684.

of the Champlain Housing Trust HomeOwnership Center. While you’re there sign-up for a free orientation and our monthly e-newsletter for upcoming classes and events. Not on-line, give us a call at (802) 862-6244. If you live in Franklin or Grand Isle Counties, call (802) 527-2361.

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Trauma Recovery Group Skills & support for trauma survivors. Group forming now, openings available. 12-week cycle. Thursdays, 9-10:15 a.m. Call today; space limited. Info: Scott Earisman, 802-658-9257, scott.earisman@verizon.net, www. vermontcounselor.com.

CRASH/DUI Counseling Group Affordable, accessible group counseling for DUIs, probation requirements, aftercare needs. Start now & finish before winter. Tuesdays, 5-6 p.m., 1 Kennedy Dr., So. Burlington. Info: Scott Earisman, 802-658-9257, scott. earisman@verizon.net, www.vermontcounselor.com.

Anorexia/Bulimia Group This therapist-facilitated group for women treats eating disorders with a combination of group psychotherapy and yoga. If you’re struggling with Anorexia/Bulimia, please call for more information.

Motivation Hypnosis Maureen Finnerty Turner, RN, M.Ed, LCMHC, Hypnotherapist/Psychotherapist. Downtown Burlington w/free parking. Hypnosis helps: attention, anxiety, test taking, depression,

getahome.org 9/9/08 9:16:22 AM focusing, phobias, PTSD, panic, pain, healing, performance, procrastination, sports, relationships, smoking, diet & exercise, child/ adolescent/adult. Insurance/credit cards accepted. Info: Maureen Turner, 802-658-2140, mturner@ motivationhypnosis.com, http:// www.motivationhypnosis.com.

Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T. Telephone & face-to-face counseling for individuals & couples specializing in relationships, spiritual/ personal growth, anxiety & life transitions. VHAP/Medicaid accepted. Burlington & Waitsfield. Info: 802-496-7135, www.salliewest.net.

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COUNTRY HOME W/ 20 ACRES 2-BR+, cathedral ceiling LR, HDWD floors, barn/shed, stream, energy efficient, porch, fenced pasture, close to Barre/ Montpelier/I-89. $235,000. Up to 70 woodland acres avail. w/ wood trails & second stream. $2000/acre. Motivated seller. 802-883-2269 or wchollow@hotmail.com.

Beautiful home in historic Kents Corner, Calais, VT. Circa 1837 – 3+BR, 2-BA, country kitchen, porches, mudroom, barn, 2-car garage, handyman shop, spacious office, landscaped 2 acres & extraordinary school district. $379,000. 802-223-5528.

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9/2/08 FSBO-NLavalley-082708.indd 10:00:49 AM Central Vermont - New construction, 3-BR, 2 full BA, all stainless steel appliances, pantry, breezeway, wrap-around deck, oversized 2-car garage, 1 acre, 2 mi. from I-89. Possible terms. $198,500. Wholesale price. 802-485-8585.

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MIGHT BE PREGNANT? Need help? We offer friendship, help exploring options, free pregnancy test and ongoing support and encouragement. Info: BIRTHRIGHT, Burlington, 802-865-0056. NEW WAY TO END ALCOHOLISM New, highly successful way to end alcoholism and problem drinking, guaranteed. No meetings, counseling, hypnosis, drugs or detox. Private and confidential. Call 802537-3222. www.lenair.com. Info: The Lenair Healing Center, Barry Lenair, 802-537-3222, barry@lenair.com, www.lenair.com. PSYCHIC COUNSELING And channeling w/ Bernice Kelman of Underhill, VT. 30+ yrs. experience. Also: energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. Info: Bernice Kelman, 802-899-3542, kelman_b@yahoo.com. PSYCHIC READINGS GrandMother Singing Wolf & Ariel Vivaine Merrow. www.wolvessingingheyokah. com or 802-658-7478. Special Sept. fee: $55. RELIEF FROM LIFE’S ACHES And pains. Advanced exercise-based approach. Info: 802-876-1000. SAMADHI CUSHIONS & STORE Meditation cushions and benches handmade in Barnet, Vermont since 1976. Our store is open Mon.-Sat. Info: 800-331-7751, www.samadhicushions.com.

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FALL/WINTER SERVICES Fall planting and garden clean-ups; deer and vole plant protection; fruit and ornamental tree pruning; tree and brush removal. Pruning your trees now while they are dormant will prevent the spread of insects and disease. Info: Vaughan Landscaping, Brian Vaughan, 802-482-4228, vaughanlandscaping@gmail.com, www.vaughanlandscaping.com. LOOKING FOR NEW CUSTOMERS Small landscaping company in search of new work. We have a friendly attitude, a strong will and a creative mind. Live life, work hard. Info: Wildcat Creek Landscaping, Ken Antonich, 802-999-7433. ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA Pressure washing, interior/exterior painting, fences and decks, doors, windows, baseboard casing, general carpentry & roofing, gutter repair and cleaning. Info: 802-373-2444.

Moving/Hauling HAULING Man w/ dump truck avail. for hauling junk, garbage, construction debris, green waste, etc. Free estimates. Call Sean. Info: 802-310-1627.

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1997 HONDA CIVIC For sale, 159K, hunter green, 4-dr., 5-spd., runs great, some rust on hood. Info: 802-660-0693. 1998 FORD EXPLORER LIMITED 182K, still runs good. AWD, leather, moonroof. Info: 802-363-2394. 1998 HONDA CIVIC EX Standard, 2-dr., silver, loaded, 178K (mostly hwy), new belts & tires. Recent tune-up. Runs & looks good inside & out. $3800/OBO. Info: 802-3739777, mjoska@gmail.com. 1998 SUBARU LEGACY WAGON 5-spd. Runs good but needs some work. Asking $2800/OBO. Call or email anytime. Info: 802-3559456, wendog5@hotmail.com.

Cars/Trucks 1998 SUBARU LEGACY WAGON Excellent condition, only 81K, maroon, must sell cheap for medical reasons. Info: 802-363-8169. 1992 TOYOTA CAMRY $900 OBO 5-spd., 207.5K, studded tires, new distributor. Needs a speedometer sensor. Would be better use to someone who loves a 5-spd. Info: Caitlin M, 802-355-1585. 1993 AUDI QUATRO CS 100 Wagon in good shape. Auto, 159K, power W/L, sunroof, alarm, CD, heated leather seats. New: rear brakes and discs, fuel pump, emergency brake. Inspected. BRO. Info: 802-310-5331. 1993 VOLVO 850 GLT 5-spd., new tires, alloy wheels, 4 snows on wheels, 214K, power everything. Needs some work; must sell. $1250. Info: 802-879-0928. 1996 FORD AEROSTAR VAN 92K, runs well, 7-passenger, AWD, V6, auto, A/C, power W/L, trailer hitch, 20 mpg (hwy), recently inspected. $1500/OBO. Info: 802-233-8934. 1996 HONDA ACCORD LX 2D Green, 5-spd. manual, no rust, drives great, well-maintained. 167K. Info: 802-862-7940.

2000 HONDA ACCORD 5-spd. manual, white, 4-dr. sedan, tape player, 112K. Good condition. $5950. 802-272-0157. Info: Adam Wiggett. 2001 VOLVO V70 XC AWD WGN Excellent condition, fully loaded, leather, metallic light blue, graphite interior, heated/powered front seats, moonroof, AM/ FM/CD/cassette, new tires. 150K miles. Asking $9000. Must see & drive. Info: 802-425-3837. 2001 VW JETTA 1.8T Wolfsburg Edition. Well-maintained. Black with 105K, 5-spd. manual transmission with a 4-cyl. turbocharged engine. Summer and winter tires and rims are included. Other features include PW, Monsoon stereo system with 6-CD deck, power moonroof/sunroof, heated seats, dual front side impact airbags, and AC. Info: 216-544-9248. 2002 SAAB 9-5 AERO Cosmic blue, black leather, moonroof, CD/Prestige audio, park assist, dealer owned & maint’d, 77K. Snow tires avail. High performance, Swedish luxury. $9750. Info: 802-238-5778. 2003 EXT. PONTIAC MONTANA Great condition. 92K, new all season radial tires, traction control, ABS brake system, Onstar, AC, dual climate control, DVD rear en-

tertainment center. PW, PS, PM. Info: 802-864-8388. 2003 VOLKSWAGON PASSAT GL 4-dr., A/C, power S, CD, new brakes, inspected. Just reduced to $9800/OBO. Info: 802-879-0687. 2005 PONTIAC SUNFIRE Excellent condition! Approximately 41K miles, avg. 28 mpg, power sunroof, all-season tires, red, manual. Asking $8900. Info: 802-999-9883. 2006 VOLVO XC90 2.5T AWD Mint condition, AWD, loaded, female-driven, garage-kept. Strictly dealer serviced with records in hand. 27K. Black with tan leather interior. Factory warranty remaining. Info: 802-578-2588. 2007 SUBARU IMPREZA WAGON 5-spd. manual, AWD, PW, PL. Awesome car - has to go. Moving out of the country - come take a look! Info: 802-735-5029. AUTO AUCTION 3 Saturdays ea. month. Open to the public. Info: 802-878-9200, THCAuction.com. SUBARU LEGACY L WAGON 5spd., AWD, 147K, alloy wheels, sunroof, extra rims with studded Hakka snow tires. Great winter car! Info: Tom Funk, tomfunk@ gmail.com.

Motorcycles 2002 YAMAHA V-STAR 650 Classic, black, shaft drive, passenger back rest, luggage rack, chrome visors, rain cover, under 6K miles, never been down, very well taken care of. $3800. Info: 802-598-8609. ICON WOMEN’S HELMET Mainframe Kitty, W’s Size Medium, blue & white. Gently Used; only as a passenger. $125. Info: 802-860-1962. KYMCO SCOOTER Blue and Silver, 50cc, 50 mpg. Info: 802-860-9506.

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Boats Utility/Boat Trailer Carrying capacity 1000 lbs. Platform 3.5’x4’. Overall 81.5� long. Two 4.8x8 tubeless tires. Tail and sidelights. 125 lbs. Boat trailer option includes 48.8� tongue extension. $300. Info: 802-863-3305.

Clothing/ Jewelry Addition to CSC Uniforms I have entire set of texts to incl. all optional workbooks (+2 NCLEX workstudy guides) +2 games; 1)NCLEX 2)Clinical Anatomy. $1200 value; $850/OBO. Info: Vintage Visions, 802-388-1107, www.vintagevisions.org. CSC Nursing this fall? Entire set of required Medium uniforms for female in this program. Includes 3 tops, T-shirts, 2 pr. shoes, patches, etc. $250 value; $100/OBO. Info: VintageVisions, 802-388-1107, www.vintagevisions.org.

Antiques/ Collectibles Pfaltzgraff Village set Complete 6-pc. setting includes dinner & small plates, cups & saucers, serving bowls & plate, glasses (3 sizes), creamer. $60. Info: 802-999-9668. ROSE PATTERN DISHES Taylor Smith & Taylor dishes, many extras. $25. Info: 802-497-0714.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts Clean whirlpool dishwasher Nice, portable dishwasher. Moved and do not need anymore. I can email pictures if needed. $100. Info: 802-355-5488. Firewood For Sale Dry, split wood. Maple, oak, pine. One and 1/3 cord for $275. Info: 802-878-6585. GE Washer & Gas Dryer Set 1 y.o., paid $1700, asking $1100. 4 more years of warranty included. Stackable or side-by-side front loaders. Great condition. Info: 802-310-6349. Gemeinhardt flute for sale Silver, M2 model. 40 y. o., in good condition. Asking $100. Info: 802-985-5306. Kenmore Elite Washer Nice, clean machine, moved and do not need anymore. I can email pictures. $75. Info: 802-355-5488. Plywood 20 pcs. 3/4� plywood attached to framing. Selling as a collection for $300. No partials! Great start to heckuva playhouse! Info: 802-879-1026. Power Sander Wilton Palm Grip. Comes with pads and a case. $25. Info: 802-524-1791. Reel Push Lawn Mower Be green while mowing your green grass. A couple years old reel mower. No gas, no electricity required. Mows great, easy to push $50. Info: 802-865-8301. Skylight Blinds - New! One pair of 3’ light blue, never used; bought the wrong size. Paid $208; will sell for $75. Info: 802-343-1984. Sundome Stand-up Tanning Booth. Operates from a 220 volt. Transformer incl. 1-yr. old. Approx. 40 hrs. Comes w/ remote system. $6000/OBO. Info: Brandi, 802-524-5300. Washer and Dryer Amana Top of the line. $500 each. Info: 802-860-9506.

Leather Motorcycle Jackets I have two men’s leather riding jackets. One is a size 42, the other a 46. $40 each. Info: 802-524-1791.

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Blue Tooth Plantronics handsfree device. Newly purchased. Hardly used it. Works great. $20. Info: 802-524-1791. Dell/Insp 531 This gaming system (as best described) comes w/an active 2-yr warranty (from Nov.). Enjoy 320gb hard drive, 3gb memory and NVIDIAS 258mb Gc!! Info: 802-877-6760. GET A NEW COMPUTER Brand name laptops & desktops. Bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments available. It’s yours now. (AAN CAN) Info: 800-803-8819. JL Audio Amp Class D monoblock subwoofer amp. Model e1400D. Asking $125. Info: 802-524-1791. Linksys Router Couple months old, Linksys Wireless-G Access Point Router WAP54G & a Linksys Wireless-G Notebook Adapter. I can email pictures. $100 for both or make offer. Info: 802-355-5488. Olympus 35 MM Camera Super Zoom 90 Auto Focus. Works great. Includes a case and two rolls of film. $60. Info: 802-524-1791. Onky Receiver Onkyo TXDS656 home theater receiver, sweet sound, very powerful, multi-room sound. $250. Info: 802-865-8301. Onkyo Powered Sub woofer Nice, $40. Info: 802-865-8301. Polk Audio Speakers RT1000P speakers, built-in powered subs, handle 250 watts, amazing sound. Small set of Polks for rear surround sound. Cost $1600 new, $500/OBO. Info: 802-865-8301. Sanyo VHS Player With remote. $25. We also have some movies for sale. Info: 802-524-1791. Subwoofer Box Fits two 12� subwoofers. Has wires. Never used. Asking $70. Info: 802-524-1791. Web Cam Logitech Quick Cam IM comes with headset. Never used. Use with Windows XP. $25/OBO. Info: 802-524-1791.

Entertainment/ Tickets Drivers w/ late model vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464.

Solid gold, Dancers Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.

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Free Stuff SHARP COPIER w/STAND Used Sharp SF 7900 B/W copier. In good shape. Needs repair or use for parts. Incl. sturdy metal stand. Info: Lorraine Reynolds, 802-244-5602.

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Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

Furniture Complete Broyhill LR set Sofa, love seat, chair, coffee table, end table. Good condition. $300/OBO. Info: 802-879-6090. Entertainment System In excellent condition, solid wood with glass doors, holds TV, DVD, VCRs, more. Dimensions: L=60, H=52, W=19. $40. Info: Beda Beeli, 802-922-6123. Futon w/new mattress pad Solid wood frame, new cotton foam pad. Never used or opened, still in original pkg. Easy to assemble, transport. Retails $995, SELL ONLY $325. Can split up. Info: 802-598-0316. Home Decorator’s 60� Hallway Bench Item #34914 in online catalog. White/White, brand new & assembled. $400 value; $275/ OBO. Info: VintageVisions, 802388-1107, www.vintagevisions. org. Kitchen cupboards, sink 14 oak cupboards - 6 upper units, 8 lower units, very good condition. 1 double tub stainless steel sink, 1 formica countertop. All for $550/OBRO. Info: 802-878-4277. Mattress sets - Brand New Mattress, box & frame sets. Still in plastic. Twin $240, Full $285, Queen $330. Can deliver. 802-735-3431. Memory Foam Mattress-New Visco mattress w/allergen-resistant cover. Warranty incl., still in plastic, never used. Twin $350, Full $450, Queen $550, King $750. 802-734-0788. Sectional couch & recliner Matching, in perfect condition, green fabric, wooden legs, very soft & comfy. Bought new at Ethan Allen, paid $1700; asking $500. Info: 802-343-9537. Spirulinc II Massage Table Like new, used a few times (under 10), been in storage. Cost over $300 new; sacrifice $150/OBO. Info: Vintage Visions, 802-3881107, www.vintagevisions.org.

Garage/Estate Sales Lawn Sale Third annual Colchester Historical Society lawn sale, Sat., 9/13, from 8-5 on the village green (Main St.). Don’t miss this one. Bigger than ever! Great bargains. Info: Annette Mulcahy. Neighbors Garage Sale 9/13 Incl. various household items,TV sets, treadmill, gas grill and much more. Red Rock Condominium, 161 Austin Dr., Burlington, 9 a.m. start.

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SNOWBOARD BOOTS FOR SALE Women’s ThirtyTwo Prion, size 7. Great condition. $40. Men’s Nidecker beginner boot, size 5. Beat but cheap. $10. Info: 802-229-4008. Sole F80 treadmill Like new (under 100 miles) w/mat, Folding deck, integrated heart monitor & 2 yr warranty (expires 1/4/09). Call Eileen. Info: 802-324-3757.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

Hay For Sale 700 bales of horse hay, $3/bale. You pick up. 30 bales of mulch hay, $1/bale. Rt. 128, Westford. Info: 802-5223826, skulpture@comcast.net, http://www.granitegardens.com.

Sports Equipment Free Pool Table Frame needs work, one missing cup. One-piece slate, needs to be felted. Comes with 2 cues + rack, balls, brush. You pick up, East Fairfield. Info: Stina Plant, 802-309-2179. Ski Boots For Sale Front-entry boots in great shape. Tecnica Rival X7, men’s size 9. Atomic B3, men’s size 11. $30/ea. or $50/both. Call Sayer, 802-229-4008.

9/9/08 9:29:50 AM Fender Stratocaster With Texas Specials! $500. Please call if interested. Info: Terry Barnes, 802-453-3767.

Line 6 Pod XT Live $330 Literally NEW; used twice in my home for 20-30 min. Comes w/box, power cord, manual, presets card, USB cable. $330/OBO, cash only. Call 4-9 p.m. Info: 802-655-9479. Martin 000X1 Guitar Like new condition, 5 mo.s. old. Great sound & action, solid top, HPL back & sides. Amazing value: $425. Info: 802-388-2438, vfaust@middlebury.edu.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, “Bluegrass 101� workshops and more. References, results, convenient scheduling 7 days/week! Andy Greene, (802) 658-2462; guitboy75@hotmail.com; www. andysmountainmusic.com. Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail.com, www.andysmountainmusic.com.

HIMALAYAN KITTENS Blue eyes, sealpoint and bluepoint, M & F, very friendly. CFA registered, shots. $300. Ready to go. Give us a call. Info: 802-457-4039. Labrador Retrievers AKC Yellow & Black Lab puppies, family or hunting. Info: 802-524-2211, sundancer_40@yahoo.com, www. spiritwind44.mysite.com.

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Bands/ Musicians NYC DJ Raul @ Red Square Every Wednesday, 5-8 p.m. with Latin rhythms, and Friday, September 12 from 2-8 p.m. celebrating Latino Festival. Info: amigo entertainment, 802-324-7754, disc jockeyraul @ hotmail.com, www.amigoentertaiment.com.

Bass Guitar Lessons For all levels/styles. Beginners welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, ear-training and slap-bass in a fun, professional setting. Years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. Info: Bass Lessons with Aram, Aram Bedrosian, 802-598-8861, info@ arambedrosian.com, www.arambedrosian.com. Fun Piano Lessons All Ages Learn from a patient, experienced teacher. Working musician with a diverse performance background. Jazz, blues, folk, rock, reggae, Latin, kids’ music, more. Andric Severance, 802-310-6042. Info: ht tp ://w w w.andr ic sever ance. com.

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ty for the right model, no experience needed, just a willingness to learn & be creative. Call or email for interview. Info: David Russell Photography, David Russell, 802373-1912, dave@daverussell.org, http://www.daverussell.org.

Call to Artists Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net, www.rickbelford. com.

Seeking Crafts for Gallery Gallery to hold jury Sept. 22, 2008. Metal, glass, wood, fiber and 2-D constructed works given first consideration. Consignment sales. www.shelburneartcenter/gallery for more information. Info: Shelburne Art Center, Danielle Cox, 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org.

Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

STAART Gallery Openings St. Albans gallery currently has wall space for non-juried, non-commissioned artwork. Co-op atmosphere without the work! Downtown location, events. Contact with interest. Info: Staart Gallery, 802524-5700, staartgallery@gmail. com, www.staartgallery.com.

Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. 802-655-5800, www.guitarschoolofvermont.com. Private Music Lessons Eastman School of Music graduate, trumpet, trombone, bari-horn, tuba, piano, composition lessons. See website. “If you are not having fun, you are doing something wrong.” Info: Stuart Carter , 802660-8524, www.octavemode.net.

Auditions/ Casting Female Models Wanted To work with professional photographers for personal creative fashion & artistic work. Models will get a free portfolio + experience in front of camera. Good opportuni-

Openings/ Shows Barns @ Red HEN bakery Barns by Axel @ Red Hen bakery. Info: Axel Stohlberg, 802-244-7801, axelart@gmavt.net.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On August 25, 2008, RCC Atlantic, Inc., d/b/a Unicel and Eurowest Cinemas, LLC, filed application # 4C0608-22A for a project generally described as:

The installation of a wireless communications facility consisting of three ballasted roof mounts with up to twelve (total) panelized antennas, along with a lease area of 5’8” x 10’1” on the second level of the building adjacent to the existing manager’s office and Theater #7 for antenna operating equipment. The Project includes associated equipment, cables and utilities. The Project is located on the roof top of the Essex Cinemas building at 21 Essex Way in the Town of Essex, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, September 19, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Friday, September 19, 2008. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

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Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 27th day of August, 2008. By /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On August 29, 2008, Pizzagalli Properties, LLC filed application # 4C1153-1A for a project generally described as: The construction of a 1,350 sf, single-story addition to an existing 54,000 sf, two-story medical office building to house a MRI for Fletcher Allen. The Project is located at 192 Tilley Drive in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Tuesday, September 23, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Tuesday, September 23, 2008. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 2nd day of September, 2008. By /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state. vt.us CHARLOTTE ZONING BOARD OF ADJUSTMENT Pursuant to Title 24 and the Charlotte Land Use Regulations, the Board of Adjustment will meet at the town hall 159 Ferry Road at 7:30 p.m. on Monday September 29, 2008 to hear the following application: -Request of the NYNEX Mobile Limited Partnership 1 d/b/a Verizon Wireless for conditional use approval, under Land Use Regulations Section 4.16(J) Amendments to Existing Facilities, to replace the Verizon Wireless whip antennas with 12 panel antennas mounted at the same height on the CVFRS tower located off Church Hill Road on Pease Mountain. -Applications are available for review during regular Planning and Zoning office hours. -Participation in the hearing is a prerequisite to the right to appeal any decision related to an application. NOTICE OF PUBLICATION NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION OF Burlington Currency Project. Pursuant to Title 11A, Section 14.07 of the laws of the State of Vermont, notice is hereby given that Articles of Dissolution of Burlington Currency Project have been filed in the office of the Secretary of State for the State of Vermont. Notice is hereby given that all unknown creditors of and claimants against the Corporation are required to present their claims within five (5) years of publication of this notice. The claim will be barred unless a proceeding to enforce the claim is commenced within five (5) years of publication of this notice. Notice is further given that all claimants with contingent claims or claims contingent upon the occurence or nonoccurence of a future event or otherwise conditional or unmatured, against the Corporation are required to present their respective claims in writing to the address below within five (5) years of this notice. Any such claim will be barred unless a proceeding to enforce the claim is commenced within five (5) years of this notice. Notice is further given that all claims must be in writing and sent to the dissolved Corporation’s principal office: Burlington Currency Project. c/o Shems Dunkiel and Kassel 91 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

NOTICE OF TAX SALE The resident and the non-resident owners, lienholders, and mortgagees of lands in Town of Hinesburg, County of Chittenden, and State of Vermont, are hereby notified that the taxes assessed by such town for the tax years through June 30, 2007, remain, either in whole or in part, unpaid on lands and personal property hereinafter described and situated in said Town of Hinesburg, and so much of said lands and personal property will be sold at public auction at the Town Hall in Hinesburg on October 2, 2008, at 9:00 o’clock in the morning, as shall be required to discharge said taxes, interest, penalty, statutory costs and attorney’s fees, unless previously paid. Information regarding the amount of taxes due may be obtained from Kohn & Rath LLP, P.O. Box 340, Hinesburg, Vermont 05461 (482-2905) attorneys for Melissa B. Ross, Hinesburg Tax Collector. Dated at Hinesburg, Vermont this 27th day of August, 2008. /s/ Melissa B. Ross Melissa B. Ross, Tax Collector Parcel 1: A certain 1979 Skyline mobile home 14 x 70 conveyed to Jack R. Bird and Louis W. Bird (now deceased) by Vermont Mobile Home Uniform Bill of Sale from Vermont Federal Bank, FSB, dated March 1, 1985 and of record in the Hinesburg land records and any appurtenances thereto. On knowledge and belief, the property is known and designated as 8713 Route 116 and has a tax parcel number of 000651-1. Parcel 2: A certain 1973 Craftmade mobile home 12 x 60 conveyed to Eric Freeman by Vermont Mobile Home Uniform Bill of Sale from Gordon Russell and Jody Russell dated June 21, 2002 and of record in the Hinesburg land records and any appurtenances thereto. On knowledge and believe, the property is known and designated as 182 Hillview Terrace and has a tax parcel number of 000846. Parcel 3: A certain 1984 Champion Titan mobile home 14 x 70 conveyed to George W. Gebicker and Lynda M. Shaffrey by Vermont Mobile Home Uniform Bill of Sale from Mount Pleasant Assoc. dated August 3, 1998 and of record in the Hinesburg land records and any appurtenances thereto. On knowledge and belief, the property is known and designated as 48 Hillview Terrace and has a tax parcel number of 001262-22. Parcel 4: All and the same lands and premises conveyed to Sheridan Lane by quit claim deed of Michael W. Lane dated August 19, 1985 and of record in Volume 55, Pages 281-282 of the Hinesburg land records. On knowledge and belief, the property is known and designated as 477 Gilman Road and has a tax parcel number of 000603. Parcel 5: A certain 1987 Champion mobile home 14 x 66 feet conveyed to Karen Lavalette by Vermont Mobile Home Uniform Bill of Sale of Greentree Servicing, LLC dated October 31, 2005 and any appurtenances thereto. On knowledge and belief, the property is located on Bear Lane and has a tax parcel number of 001258-15. Parcel 6: All and the same lands and premises conveyed to David Moore and April Moore by warranty deed of William B. Griffith and Sandra D. Griffith dated September 28, 2000 and of record in Volume 126, Pages 44-45 of the Hinesburg land records. On knowledge and belief, the property is known and designated as 834 Richmond Road and has a tax parcel number of 000951.

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By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0969-06 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Morgan Stanley ABS Capital I, Inc., Trust 2005-HE2 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates Series 2005-HE2, Plaintiff v. Rashied Lane, Ele Ballard, State of Vermont, Office of Child Support, City Of Burlington State of Vermont, Department of Taxes And Occupants residing at 44 Luck Street, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Rashied Lane dated October 7, 2004 and recorded in Volume 891, Page 685 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:15 P.M. on October 1, 2008, at 44 Luck Street, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Rashied Lane by Warranty Deed of Lillian Baker dated January 10, 2002 of record in Book 715 at Page 724 of the City of Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

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STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1143-07 CnC Residential Funding Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Kathy L. Cote f/k/a Kathy CoteMahfiche And Occupants residing at 125 White Street, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Kathy L. Cote f/k/a Kathy CoteMahfiche dated May 26, 2006 and recorded in Volume 750, Page 464 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:45 P.M. on October 1, 2008, at 125 White Street, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kathy CoteMahfiche (now known as Kathy L. Cote) by Warranty Deed of Dennis Mercier and Sheri Mercier dated October 29, 1999 of record at Book 465, Page 55 of the City of South Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Residential Funding Company, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

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STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1354-07 CnC HSBC Bank, USA, NA, Plaintiff v. David C. Cobb, Elizabeth A. Cobb And Occupants residing at 8 Sandalwood Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Summit Financial Center, Inc. to David C. Cobb dated February 10, 2006 and recorded in Volume 741, Page 403 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:45 A.M. on September 24, 2008, at 8 Sandalwood Road, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all an the same lands and premises conveyed to David C. Cobb and Elizabeth A. Cobb by Warranty Deed of Mark E. Quinlan and Lisa F. Quinlan dated February 8, 2001 of record at Book 493, Page 250 of the City of South Burlington Land Records.

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NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of the estate of NORMAN CLIFFORD BELL late of Burlington: I have been appointed a personal representative of the above-named estate. All creditors having claims against the estate must present their claims in writing within 4 months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy filed with the register of the Probate Court. The claim will be forever barred if it is not presented as described above within the four month deadline. Dated: Signed: Kenneth A. Bell Address: c/o Marsh & Wagner, P.C. 62 Court Street Middlebury, VT 05753 Telephone: 802-388-4026 Name of Publication: Seven Days First Publication Date: 9/10/08 Second Publication Date: 9/17/08 Address of Probate Court Chittenden District Probate Court P.O. Box 511 Burlington, VT 05402-0511 802-651-1518

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. HSBC Bank, USA, NA By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 0540 STATE OF VERMONT DISTRICT OF CHITTENDEN, SS. PROBATE COURT Docket No. In re the Estate of NORMAN CLIFFORD BELL late of Burlington:

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, VT 802-446-3577 September 23, 2008 from 6:30-8:00 p.m. and the third Tuesday of each month.

SELF HELP STRATEGIES SUPPORT GROUP Held at 50 Willard Stret, West View House. Held in day for only Howard Center, Westview House clients. GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register. CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING: A group of men and women whose common purpose is recovery from co-dependence and development of healthy relationships. Weekly on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Turningpoint Center in the Marble Works, Middlebury. Info: 802-247-3940, www.coda.org. INSULIN PUMP SUPPORT GROUP Starting Wednesday, June 18 at the Vermont Regional Diabetes Center 6:30-8 p.m. Subjects covered will be maximizing the use of your insulin pump, tips, safety issues, travel, sensors and downloading info to your home computer. A pump company clinical trainer and Certified Diabetes Educators will be present to answer questions. All pump wearers and their family and friends are invited. Refreshments will be served and participants will receive either a free One Touch Ultra Link or Free Style Lite glucometer. For questions and directions please call The Vermont Regional Diabetes Center at 802-847-1014. MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2:00 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685.

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All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:

HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136 or email kgcromey@ aol.com. SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@ pshift.com. (OA) OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (Parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-863-2655. RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@yahoo.com.

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is a small independent school serving unique children and youth. We are recruiting new team members for the following position: Student Supervisor Helps students develop positive relationships, trust, and the academic, social and communication skills necessary to be successful in school and community settings. Monitors students’ emotional states and implements behavioral strategies. Accompanies students to class and school and community activities, and assists students with academic work. Candidates must have a Bachelor’s degree or five years experience after high school, and a valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle. Criminal record checks will be conducted for final candidates. Submit a resume by October 3, 2008 to: The New School of Montpelier 11 West Street Montpelier, VT 05602 or email to: suel@the-new-school.net.

VERMONT HEAD START ASSOCIATION ADMINISTRATIVE CONTRACTOR VHSA seeks qualified administrative services contractor to provide administrative support to include clerical services, maintaining membership records, coordinating VHSA meetings, maintaining website, conducting research, developing brochures, compiling data and reports, and other duties as required. Qualifications: Must have excellent verbal, written, organizational, and communication skills; speed, proficiency and accuracy with word processing; website management skills; and skills in MS Office (Word, Excel, Power Point), email and Internet. Contracted position for 20 hours per month at $25 per hour. Flexible schedule, but must be available on the 2nd Thursday of each month for VHSA meetings occurring in White River Junction vicinity, and other meetings as required. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. No phone calls, please. Applications should be sent by email to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org.

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• Special Educator needed for Project Soar. • Duties include directing and coordinating Special Education services, writing and oversight of Individual Education Plans (IEPs) and evaluations of emotionally, behaviorally and academically challenged students. • Daily job responsibilities may range from direct service, co-teaching, small group instruction, and/or consulting with classroom teachers. • Bachelor’s degree and a valid VT state licensure in Special Education or Provisional license will be required for this position.

Feel right at home. Please call Cathy at 860-4450 for more information, or visit www.vnacares.org.

PRIVATE RESIDENCE SUPPORT STAFF

Progressive mental health program is seeking an energetic and team-oriented individual to work in a therapeutic private residence and community setting. Responsibilities include providing a supportive and healing environment to an adult with severe and persistent mental illness, assisting in problem-solving issues, and providing strength-based education with the goal of recovery. One full-time position available consisting Need to place an ad? of second and asleep overnight shifts, including one weekend day and rotational holidays. Substitute positions are also available. Applicants must have strong communication skills, be organized, have a valid driver’s Call skills required. Competitive license in good standing and be both genuine and compassionate. Computer wages. Excellent beneďŹ ts.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Office Administrator (part-time) for a small business in Stowe

Fun & Funky Aromatherapy Candle Company Seeks

Desired Skills:

•Office organization •Mac skills •Basic skills in MS Word, Excel, Adobe Photoshop, Quickbooks •Invoicing & payment plan maintenance •Database maintenance •Telephone skills Please email a letter of interest, resume, & references to: amy@stowevt.net

Sales & Customer Service Representative!

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Seeking Early Morning Kitchen Help

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in our Downtown Burlington location. Baking experience helpful but not required.

ASSISTANT WOMEN’S BASKETBALL COACH Come join the excitement of Women’s Basketball at Norwich University. Assist the head coach with all coaching and administrative components of the program. Duties include practice organization and management, game preparation, scouting, team travel, recruiting prospective studentathletes, fundraising, special events and academic monitoring.

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Lead & assistant teachers needed to join our growing childcare staff. The right candidate will have necessary education credentials, flexibility and a sense of humor. Contact Krista at:

to set up an interview or email kristalacroix@yahoo.com

CHEF

American Flatbread in Waitsfield is interviewing for a Chef to lead our restaurant kitchen. This is a fulltime position. As a leader in the natural and organic food movement, we are looking for someone with professional kitchen experience who understands the value and potential of cooking with the seasons and working with the farmers as a priority. We are a team-oriented company and operate our management as such. This position offers benefits including health insurance and Simple IRA contributions among others.

AUTOMOTIVE BUSINESS We are looking for a part-time delivery driver in the Burlington area. All applicants must be at least 18 years old, be dependable and have a good three year driving record. Benefits for part-time employees include 401(k) plan. Email resume to timw@fisherautoparts.com or mail to 304 East Montpelier Road, Barre, VT 05641 or stop by your local Fisher Auto Parts Store for an application.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START

VT Family Matters Regional Coordinator (Burlington) Motivated coordinator needed to oversee services for families participating in Vermont Family Matters. VFM is a statewide Head Start program focused on supporting income-eligible individuals and couples in building healthy relationships in order to achieve better outcomes for children. The program involves partnering with other organizations to offer a range of practical skill-building sessions on communication, joint decision making, parenting, managing family budgets, conflict resolution and other elements to enhance family stabilization. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in social work, human services or related field preferred, relevant work experience and empathy working with low income families, and knowledge of community resources. 40 hrs/week, approx. 42 weeks/year. Starting wage $13.00 - $14.00 per hour dependent on education and experience. Health plan and excellent benefits.

Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record-keeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references by email to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org. No phone calls, please. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE

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Feel right at home. Please call Cathy at 860-4450 for more information, or visit www.vnacares.org.

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PART-TIME PHYSICIAN, NURSE PRACTITIONER OR PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT

for busy Urgent Care, Occupational Health practice. Must have experience in Emergency Room or Urgent Care, and have experience in Occupational Health. Send resume and cover letter to: Champlain Valley Urgent Care Attn: Timothy Fitzgerald, D.O. 7 Fayette Road South Burlington, VT 05403

WANTED: DESIGN NERD. Do you collect old magazines for the advertisements? Do you visit several design blogs a day? Does the font Comic Sans make you angry? Then this is the job for you! Burlington City Arts, the home of Vermont’s leading not-for-profit contemporary art and education center, the Firehouse Center and Firehouse Gallery, is looking for a versatile, hands-on Art Director to help with branding, way-finding, brochures, catalogues, posters, web graphics and web layout, logos and more. Must be a whiz with the Adobe Suite, Flash, Dreamweaver and proficient with layout, design and the printing process. Please email cover letter, resume and design examples to: Eric Ford, Marketing Director eford@ci.burlington.vt.us. This is a full-time, in-house position and is open until filled.

We’re Bursting at the Seams! With our shelter housing more animals than ever before, HSCC is adding a full-time Animal Care and Adoption position – and we’re hoping you are the perfect candidate. Ready to roll up your sleeves and get a little messy in the cleaning and care of our animals? Equally enthused about greeting our visitors with energy and compassion? Then you just might be the one! Candidates must be flexible and motivated team players who are undaunted by hard work. We provide competitive compensation as well as generous health and time-off benefits. For a complete job description, visit

www.chittendenhumane.org. Apply today via email to:

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Shared Home Provider Opportunities in Chittenden County s &EMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR A KIND hearted, musical young man who needs moderate support. Best match would be a student or professional interested in Psychology or Social Work who would move into client’s two-bedroom apartment in the Burlington area. Tax-free stipend, training, and generous supportive team environment included.

For more information please call: Kay Bozich Owens: 802-488-6506 Marisa Hamilton: 802-488-6571 s 3PORTS lSHING AND #HUCK .ORRIS AlCIONADO needed to provide a home in a country setting for a middle-aged man. Best match is an individual or couple with good boundaries and no children. Generous stipend plus room and board are provided. Chittenden County only.

Please call Leigh Martin at 802-488-6520 To learn more about HowardCenter, to view a full listing of open positions, to learn more about benefits, and to apply online, visit www.howardcenter.org. HowardCenter is an equal opportunity employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefit package to qualified employees.

Servers and Kitchen Assistants Part-time day and evening positions available

Wake Robin provides independent residents with a fine dining experience and full table service in a dynamic retirement community. With a manageable schedule and superb kitchen facilities, we offer a work environment that is hard to find in the hospitality industry. Wake Robin provides highly competitive wages, and a full range of benefits for you and your family, 25 days of vacation and a retirement package. If you have high standards of service and a strong desire to learn, please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, 802-264-5146.

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Ready to expand your horizons beyond direct support? Exciting full-time opportunity to provide one-on-one inclusion supports as well as coordinate two consumer driven projects – the DIY newsletter and The Advocacy Team television show. Work with consumers and others in the community to publish a semi-monthly newsletter and produce a bi-weekly TV show while working with a team of professionals to assist individuals in reaching their goals. This position provides an opportunity for the right individual to expand their horizons and utilize auxiliary skills. Computer knowledge is a must for this position, and experience with Microsoft Publisher or Adobe Illustrator would be a bonus. To apply for this exciting position, please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org. Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Avenue Colchester, VT 05446 802-655-0511

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Kind, compassionate individuals make excellent personal care attendants to elders. On-the-job training in this growing industry will teach you the skills you need to launch a new career, or supplement your current income. Apply in person: Shelburne Bay Senior Living 185 Pine Haven Shores Road Shelburne, VT 05482

Baker We are looking for morning bakers in our busy Shelburne store. Experience preferred, but willing to train the right candidate. Stop by our store on Route 7 for an application or call 802-985-2000 for more information.

Candidates should possess demonstrated leadership skills in sales, fiscal/project management, supervision, and in working successfully to build and foster relationships with key leaders. Experience in the hospitality industry is strongly desired. Please submit resumes to: VCB Attn: Michelle Little 60 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 802-863-1538 michelle@vermont.org

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Clinician: Full-time clinician needed to work with young pregnant and parenting women with mental health and substance abuse disorders in Residential and Outpatient Treatment program settings. Candidates will work on a team with multidisciplinary professionals and participate in enriching professional development. Minimum of Master’s degree in human services or counseling field. Substance Abuse Counselor: Full-time counselor needed to conduct comprehensive substance abuse assessment, treatment referral and coordination, and counseling within an outpatient program for pregnant and parenting women – or co-located at the child welfare office – to bridge agencies in an effort to provide immediate, holistic, family centered services and increase the collaborative capability of the community to respond to substance abuse within family systems. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in a social work, counseling or human services field and substance abuse counselor certification or apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate. Experience working with families required. LPN: Full-time evening LPN needed to serve pregnant and parenting young women and their children within residential treatment setting. Hours are 2-10 pm Monday through Friday. Applicants should have a desire to work on a multidisciplinary team that is fast paced and challenging. Lund Family Center provides holistic approaches to healthy living and embraces a strengths-based perspective. Residential Counselor: Full-time evening position to provide parenting and life skill support to pregnant and/or parenting women and their children in residential treatment setting. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must. Transition Case Manager: Part-time position needed to provide referral, coordination and life-skill-related services to assist pregnant and parenting women in transitioning into the residential treatment program and planning for discharge. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in social work, counseling or human services. Experience working with women and children, and knowledge of community resources preferred.

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Full-time fine-dining waitstaff, part-time host and APT line cook are needed for the Partridge Inn Seafood Restaurant in Stowe, VT. Experience and impeccable references required. Professional working atmosphere. Please call 802-253-8000.

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Greater Burlington YMCA After School Program Site Directors

A very rewarding and challenging position for someone who loves children and would like to work afternoons. Manage an after school site typically in an elementary or middle school serving children between the ages of five and twelve. Hours are 2:30 to 6:00 pm Monday through Friday. We have openings at St. Albans Town School, Brown’s River Middle School in Jericho, and in Georgia. Bachelors Degree in Early Childhood, Elementary Education, Human Development or Recreation and two years experience working with groups of school-age children. Please include three written references with your application.

After School Program Assistants

Help manage an after school program conducting educational and recreational activities for children between the ages of 5 and 12. Hours are 2:30 to 6pm Monday through Friday. Openings exist in the following towns: Charlotte, Fairfax, Ferrisburgh, Huntington, Jericho, Richmond, St. Albans and Underhill. For positions listed above, please email a cover note and resume to Julie Peterson at jpeterson@gbymca.org or call 802-862-8993 X 152 if you have questions We are an equal employment opportunity provider and employer.

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Freelance Graphic Designer

Looking for a creative, detail-oriented production designer to work in-house on a freelance basis. Must be able to multitask and handle quick deadlines. Portfolio should exhibit strength in design and typography fundamentals. Web experience a plus. Tasks to include: t "TTJTUJOH JO MBZPVU PG CJNPOUIMZ NBHB[JOF t "TTJTUJOH JO TUZMJOH BOE EJSFDUJOH PG QIPUP TIPPUT t Photo and illustration research t $SFBUJOH DPMMBUFSBM NBUFSJBMT GPS TBMFT NBSLFUJOH and circulation t "TTJTUJOH JO EFTJHO PG XFCTJUF BOE PUIFS online projects t $SFBUJOH 1PXFS1PJOU QSFTFOUBUJPOT GPS TBMFT UFBN Skills should include: Quark XPress "EPCF *O%FTJHO Photoshop PowerPoint *MMVTUSBUPS OPU OFDFTTBSZ CVU B QMVT

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City Market is seeking a full-time Assistant Prepared Foods Manager to help manage our growing, dynamic Prepared Foods Department. This challenging position is responsible for running the dept. effectively and profitably, maintaining a positive work environment for dept. staff, selecting products to meet customer demands, merchandising, providing excellent customer service, training and supervising employees, and maintaining safety and sanitation standards. Candidates must have an Associate’s degree or equivalent from a two-year college or technical/culinary school or minimum 5 years of professional food service experience. Candidates must also have experience managing others, knowledge of production-oriented kitchen operations and appropriate sanitation practices, strong computer skills, ability to understand and manage a budget and excellent communication and customer service skills. If you have the energy and skills this position demands, apply today! We offer fantastic benefits, including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket. coop, or send your resume via email or snail-mail to:

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ECHO OPEN DOOR COORDINATOR – FULL-TIME The Open Door Coordinator at ECHO administers ECHO’s Open Door access program. This program strives to provide access to ECHO for low-income residents of the Lake Champlain Basin. Programs include: discounted admission options, teen and youth education and community events supported by social service agencies and schools. The position reports to the Director of Education. Qualifications include a Bachelor’s degree in community development, education, science, social services or other relevant field and/or equivalent experience. The Open Door Coordinator position is administered through AmeriCorps. A one-year service commitment to AmeriCorps is required. AmeriCorps provides an allowance of $11,400 for the year of service. Employment outside of ECHO is permitted during the one year service period. Successful completion of the year of service provides the individual with an education award of $4,725. To apply, email a cover letter and resume to: jobs@echovermont.org with “ECHO Open Door Coordinator� in the subject field. You also can apply via “snail� mail at: ECHO Open Door Coordinator Job Search One College St. Burlington, VT 05401. For a detailed job description, visit our website at www.echovermont.org. The deadline for applications is September 22, 2008.

Hubbardton Forge, a fast-growing and award-winning manufacturer located in Castleton, Vermont, seeks extraordinary candidates for the role of Programmer with our IT department. In this entry-level position you will work as part of the IT team to improve and maintain existing intranet applications and reporting tools.

Hand Forged Lighting and Accessories

The right person for this job will have some web development experience with Dreamweaver, HTML, Cold Fusion, and database driven websites. Other desired web technologies include ASP, AJAX, and PHP. Experience working with order management systems, SQL Server, and MS Access knowledge is a plus. If you are interested in joining our team and meet the requirements above, please send your cover letter and resume to: HUBBARDTON FORGE P.O. BOX 827 CASTLETON, VT 05735 FAX: 802-671-1005 EMAIL: HRD@VTFORGE.COM

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HELP! > Office Manager/ Administrative Assistant We are looking for a highly organized, self-motivated and teamoriented person to join our staff. This person will be the glue that holds the Seven Days office together in 101 different ways; s/he must be punctual, good-natured, consistently friendly, a quick learner and a good communicator. (Oh, and did we mention a team player?) This person will be responsible for the billing and A/R, the incoming and outgoing mail, maintaining the office machines, ordering office supplies, answering the phones, greeting the public and lots of other stuff. There’s never a dull moment‌ We need someone who’s good with math, an expert in Excel and other MS office programs and familiar with Filemaker Pro. Do you like crunching numbers and running reports? This may be the job for you. If you’re thinking, “I could learn how to do that,â€? please don’t waste our time or yours. Admin experience in SmartPublisher is a big, big plus. If this sounds like you, send a cover letter and resume to:

Office Manager Position SEVEN DAYS PO Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402 rick@sevendaysvt.com Please respond by September 15. No calls, please.

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NATUROPATHIC MEDICAL OFFICE MANAGER Part-time (16 hours in office M,Th, F, plus 2 at home). Cheerful, organized, multitasker with medical office experience desired.

Boutique International Organizational Research & Consulting Firm seeks EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT/OFFICE MGR to support executives, daily operations, sales and marketing efforts. Must take initiative, anticipate needs, have strong business judgment, expert-level experience with MS Office and ACT! Email resume, cover letter to info@reinatrustbuilding.com.

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Responsibilities include taking reservations, guest care, baking, laundry and occasional housekeeping. Call Geoff at 802-985-2800 or email

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Klinger’s Bread Co. is currently looking for a creative, motivated individual, experienced in the production of high-end pastries, cakes and desserts. Candidate would assist in managing a small staff, supplying both wholesale items and our busy retail cafe. Enjoy working in a relaxed, friendly environment with many benefits. Flexible hours are available. Salary commensurate with experience.

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Are you creative? Do you like cookies? Do you take pride in your work? If so, this may be the job for you. Klinger’s Bread Co. is currently looking for someone to lead the Sugar Cookie production at our Farrell St. location. The position is 30-40 hours per week, Mon-Fri. Weekend hours are also a possibility during holiday times or for large orders. The applicant must be able to work on your feet for long periods, be well organized, and work independently. This is a year-round position with paid holidays & sick days, health & dental available. If interested, please stop by our Farrell St. location and fill out an application or send resume to sande@klingersbread.com.

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LIFT MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR Candidate must be organized and motivated for the challenge of year-round operations. Supervisor is responsible for all aspects of daily operations of lift maintenance. Providing efficient, timely and friendly service to customers while observing all applicable safety rules and regulations. Successful candidate must have strong leadership skills as well as strong knowledge of electrical and mechanical systems of chairlifts. This position is full-time, year round.

Community-based education nonprofit seeking the person who will lead the organization’s outreach activity with skill, creativity and enthusiasm. Responsibilities include raising local awareness of education programs for adults and teens, promotion and supervision of volunteer systems, and collaboration with development efforts. Demonstrable skill required for creating and implementing communication plans, website maintenance, database management, producing promotional materials and publications. Appreciation of volunteerism and familiarity with the central Vermont region essential. Please submit cover letter, resume, list of references and supporting materials by September 17, 2008 to: Executive Team Central Vermont Adult Basic Education Inc. 46 Washington St.—Ste.100 Barre, VT 05641

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City of St. Albans, VT

City Accountant

Responsibilities include but are not limited to: Oversee the safety of the passengers and employees; hire, train, schedule and supervise employees; ensure control of payroll; provide efficient, timely and friendly service to resort guests.

The City of St. Albans, Vermont, seeks an energetic team player for the position of City Accountant. This position plays a key role in the City Manager's office and has extensive interaction with department heads.

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The City Accountant helps manage nearly $8 million in three separate funds and assists with delivering timely financial information, managing accounts payable and receivable, development of the budget, and ensuring sufficient cash flow.

Several positions open, including Lead Snowmaker. Snowmakers enhance the fun and snow for our skiing/riding guests. Candidates must be willing to work in changing weather environments. Must have ability to follow orders and abide by all safety requirements. Bolton Valley has been heralded as having the best snow in the Northeast. Our Snowmakers make that happen. Reliability and punctuality is a must. Candidates must be in good physical condition. Harold Herbert at 802-434-6849 or submit resume to: mcroshier@boltonvalley.com JOB FAIRS October 26th & November 8th

Previous experience in bookkeeping/accounting and strong public service ethic required. Experience with fund accounting in governmental setting preferred. Salary commensurate with qualifications. A full job description is available at www.stalbansvt.com. To apply, send cover letter and resume to Peg Strait, HR/Business Manager at p.strait@stalbansvt.com. Resume review will begin September 15.

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MUSEUM ASSISTANT

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We offer great pay, benefits, training, a fun environment & growth opportunities! Appy online on our careers link at www.petsmart.com.

The Vermont Historical Society is looking for a self-motivated individual with experience in managing many small tasks while simultaneously working with the public. This person will assist the Museum Programs Manager in our lively educational history museum. 18-20 hours per week. List of duties can be found at www.vermonthistory.org or call 802.479.8505. Send resume and cover letter to: Tess Taylor Vermont Historical Society, 60 Washington Street Barre, VT 05641.

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FAMILY SHELTER The Committee on Temporary Shelter has a full-time, asleep overnight position available at our Family Shelters. Responsibilities include working with families in shelter to maintain a safe and supportive living environment. Ability to multitask, to work independently and as part of a team necessary. Strong communication and crisis management skills are a must. Experience working in homeless direct service preferred.

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The Colchester Parks & Recreation Department is looking to hire self-motivated, dependable and energetic Site Assistants to work in a creative, hands-on school-age environment for the A.C.E. After School Program for the 2008-2009 School Year. Program runs from 2:30-6 p.m. Part-time hourly rate range $9.50 – $11.00 depending on experience. Call Jenn at 264-5643 or log onto www.town.colchester.vt.us for more information. EOE.

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DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS & DEVELOPMENT The Craft Emergency Relief Fund (CERF), a twenty-three-year-old national not-for-profit that provides emergency relief assistance and business strengthening education and resources to artists, seeks a talented professional to join our staff in Montpelier, Vermont. The Director of Communications & Development will work closely with the Executive Director to develop, implement and evaluate a comprehensive communications and development program that informs the public about CERF’s work and secures significant financial resources from individuals, corporations, foundations and government agencies. The ideal candidate will have a degree in marketing, communications, fund development or other appropriate discipline and seven or more years of experience leading the communications and fundraising department of a non-profit organization with a proven track record of success. The individual will possess excellent writing, verbal, and analytical skills. Excellent salary and benefits package. Detailed job description available by request to: info@craftemergency.org or 802-229-2306. The position will be open until filled. Please send cover letter, resume, the names, addresses and phone numbers of three references and salary history/requirements to:

Executive Director Craft Emergency Relief Fund PO Box 838 Montpelier, VT 05601 Fax: 802-223-6484

Counselor/Disability Services Coordinator 30 hours per week

The College seeks applicants with a strong background in mental health counseling (preferably on a college campus) and in providing services and accommodations to students with disabilities (physical, learning and mental-health related). The successful candidate will have a Master’s degree in counseling or related field and 2+ years relevant experience in counseling and disability services required. Must be able to provide emergency, oncall services on a rotating basis. This is a nine-and-a-half month position. Work takes place from the two weeks before the start of the fall semester to two weeks after the end of the spring semester, with one floating week over the summer. Apply by September 19th at: www.champlain.edu/Human-Resources/Jobs-at-Champlain. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF MAINTENANCE CROSSETT BROOK MIDDLE SCHOOL Full-time, permanent position with a generous beneďŹ ts package. Send letter of interest, resume and references by September 26th to Ken Page, Ed. Leader, CBMS, 5672 VT RTE. 100 Duxbury, VT or email to kpagevt@comcast.net Telephone inquiries welcome, 802-244-6100 ext 144. EOE

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The Adams Center for Mind and Body, LLC is expanding its practice to accommodate its client growth. We have one immediate opening for a licensed psychotherapist with at least three years of experience post licensure. We would prefer individuals with some experience working with eating disorders and an interest in working on a multidisciplinary team. Interested candidates with skills in EMDR level two, hypnosis, expressive arts and other mind/body psychotherapies, please send resume to: Suzanne N. Adams, MA The Adams Center for Mind and Body, LLC 1233 Shelburne Road, Pierson House D-2 South Burlington, VT 05403. The Adams Center for Mind and Body is an outpatient psychotherapy practice specializing in traditional and alternative therapies. www.theadamscenter.com Phone: 802-859-1577 • Fax: 802-859-1571

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The CCTA is seeking an energetic, professional, detailed oriented individual for a CCTA full-time Customer Serviceyou Representative Responsibilities include – we’re getting where youposition. want to go… answering and directly incoming calls, responding to inquiries from the general public regarding CCTA’s schedule, responding to requests for Medicaid bus The and Chittenden County Transportation operates the passes administering the program according Authority to pre-determined guidelines, sell and distribute tickets to the general providing support region’s publicbustransportation busespublic, and and provides more thanto the 2 General Manager and all departments as necessary.

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Key Responsibilities: CCTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer. -Develop & implement marketing plans for our services -Create marketing collateral and advertising to ensure consistent brand identity -Supervise, evaluate & direct administrative personnel assigned to the marketing department Requirements: -A Bachelor’s degree in Marketing, English or Communications -3+ years Marketing or Public Relations experience -Proven ability as a public speaker and organizational spokesperson -Excellent organizational skills -Supervisory experience preferred ADDISON CENTRAL SUPERVISORY UNION CCTA offers all full time Middlebury, employeesVTa competitive salary and exceptional benefits, including generous time off.

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In Full Bloom, a progressive ower shop, is seeking a part-time delivery and support person to start September. 20-25 hours per week. Some weekend hours required. Please email resume to infullbloomvt@yahoo.com in full bloom

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SEEKING SELF-MOTIVATED PROFESSIONALS. EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY FOR GROWTH IN OUR LOCALLY OWNED SUPERMARKET. AN INTEREST IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY A MUST. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE & COMPUTER SKILLS REQUIRED. BACHELOR’S DEGREE REQUESTED. BENEFITS AVAILABLE. SEND RESUME TO: SHELBURNE SUPERMARKET POB 578 SHELBURNE VT 05482

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Part-time Weekend Property Maintenance Crew Member - (Saturday and Sunday) Performing general maintenance tasks, moving furniture and equipment and snow removal.Working on one or both days would be considered. Training will be provided. Applicants should be flexible, dependable and motivated and have a valid Vermont driver’s license. Must be able to lift and move very heavy objects. Offer of employment will be contingent upon the successful completion of a pre-employment physical screening. Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community. Applications will be accepted until position is filled. Apply to: Office of Human Resources, Saint Michael’s College One Winooski Park, Colchester, VT 05439 or by email to smchr@smcvt.edu.

Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital located in St. Johnsbury, VT, has the following positions available:

Make a difference promoting healthy workplaces. Employee Assistance Program seeks a confident problem solver to initiate regular in-person visits, develop strong relationships and provide on-the-spot assistance resolving problems to participating organizations. Successful candidate will be an energetic, persistent, outgoing and savvy professional, a quick learner with the ability to engage resources for rapid response to accounts and an independent self-starter with superior collaborative team skills. Additional skill set required: ability to create & manage complex and detailed projects & meet multiple timelines, comfort working with executive clients & performing group presentations. Travel within VT. This position is all about superior, warm, and 100% accountable client and account service; MSW a plus. Full-time position. Additional part-time position may be considered. Please, no telephone inquires, but visit our website at mmm$_dl[ij[Wf$eh]. Send cover/resume by 9/15/08 to L78?H" -+ JWbYejj HeWZ" Ik_j[ )&" M_bb_ijed" LJ &+*/+$

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•Full-time (.8 FTE), Mon, Tues, Thu + Fri, 8am to 4:30pm – Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant for Occupational Medicine

VHB, a leading national transportation, land development & environmental services firm is seeking a Sr. Traffic Engineer to join its growing Vergennes, VT office.

•Full-time (1.0 FTE), 3pm to 11pm – MT/MLT for Laboratory Department

Responsibilities include traffic & transportation analysis & design review/supervision, project management, client interaction, public presentation & staff supervision/development. The successful candidate will be expected to manage multiple traffic impact & transportation studies, participate in formal hearings & generate new business. Must also possess a clear understanding of all areas of traffic engineering standards & procedures, including basic intersection, roadway & traffic signal design; traffic impact assessment; knowledge of Transit Oriented Design (TOD) principles; & experience in traffic analysis for land development. Knowledge & experience with VTrans standards & processes, Vermont Act 250 & Federal Highway Administration review processes is a key advantage.

•Full-time (1.0 FTE), day shift, M-F – Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant for Corner Medical •Part-time (.5 FTE), 11pm to 7am – RN for Med/Surg NVRH offers competitive wages and an excellent beneďŹ ts package when working at least 20 hours/week. For a complete listing of available jobs or to apply online, please visit www.nvrh.org. For additional information, contact: Mike Simpson, Human Resources Manager m.simpson@nvrh.org 802-748-7525

Qualified candidates must have a minimum of 10 years experience in all areas of traffic engineering standards & procedures. Extensive local traffic impact study experience required. Knowledge of highway capacity methodologies, traffic analysis software standards, word processing & spreadsheet applications a must. Excellent oral presentation & communication skills are essential. BSCE & PE License (VT or reciprocal) required; MSCE preferred. VT PE licensure should be obtained as soon as possible upon employment. Please apply online: www.vhb.com

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SEVEN DAYS | september 10-17, 2008 | classifieds 55B

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Part-Time Office Admin/Bookkeeper Armistead Caregiver Services, Vermont’s leader in quality, nonmedical home care is hiring a 20-hour position for Office Admin/Bookkeeper. Work hours are Monday, Tuesday and half-day Wednesday. Duties include payroll, accounts receivable, accounts payable and general office duties. We are a fast-paced, friendly, hard-working office. Candidates must be extremely detail-oriented, possess excellent computer skills, have bookkeeping experience and experience with QuickBooks. Familiarity with ADP Pay Expert is also helpful.

Please email resumes to rachel@armisteadinc.com.

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CENTRAL VERMONT ADULT BASIC EDUCATION ~~~Local Partnerships in Learning~~~ Serving Washington, Orange and Lamoille Counties

Development Coordinator Community-based education nonproďŹ t seeking the person who is inspired by the organization’s compelling literacy mission and long history of effective service and can generate increasing levels of support for its continuation. Responsibilities include full-time development leadership and direct activity related to fundraising. Applicants must demonstrate skill and experience in the areas of public relations, research, writing, planning, collaboration, and database management. Selection will be based on evidence of a successful track record of donor identiďŹ cation, cultivation, solicitation, and meeting fundraising targets. Please submit cover letter, resume, list of references, and supporting materials by September 17, 2008 to: Executive Team Central Vermont Adult Basic Education Inc. 46 Washington St.—Ste.100 Barre, VT 05641

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SERVICE BOARD VACANCY The term of one member of the Vermont Public Service Board expires on February 28, 2009. Persons interested in applying for this vacancy must submit an application to the OfďŹ ce of the Governor by no later than October 17, 2008. Application forms are available from: Marty Searight OfďŹ ce of the Governor 109 State Street Montpelier, VT 05609-0101 (802)828-3333 The appointment will be for a six-year term that expires on February 28, 2015. The position requires a minimum of a two-thirds time commitment, and applicants should be prepared to devote substantial time, including large blocks of time, to carry out the duties and obligations of the position. Pursuant to 32 V.S.A. §1012, the annual salary shall be equal to two-thirds of the salary of the Chair, or $81,869. While there are no statutory educational or job experience requirements, an applicant must demonstrate the ability to assimilate and understand a large volume of highly technical information, including accounting, ďŹ nancial, and engineering data. The applicant should also possess the ability to write clearly on complicated subjects and conduct herself/himself in a judicial manner. Pursuant to 30 V.S.A. §3, the Governor must submit at least ďŹ ve names for consideration to the Judicial Nominating Board which will certify a list of those qualiďŹ ed. The Governor will then appoint a member from that list, subject to conďŹ rmation by the Vermont Senate. Interviews before the Judicial Nominating Board will be held on December 4 and 5, 2008.

Want to be part of the renewable energy revolution? Office & Finance Manager Two leading nonprofits that are actively supporting the growth of a viable biomass and biofuels industry in Vermont – the Biomass Energy Resource Center (BERC) and the Vermont Sustainable Jobs Fund (VSJF) – are seeking an exceptional individual for a full-time shared position between the two organizations. Both are located in downtown Montpelier. Responsibilities include federal grant management and reporting, maintaining internal monitoring controls, ensuring compliance with federal regulations, some A/R and A/P, and annual budget development. Candidates must have a Bachelor’s degree in accounting, finance, or other related field and at least three years of experience in leading finance management for a nonprofit organization or small company. We offer a generous benefits package and competitive salary commensurate with experience. Qualified applicants should send a cover letter, resume and salary requirements to info@vsjf.org no later than Friday, September 26, 2008. A full job description is available at www.vsjf.org or www.biomasscenter.org. BERC and VSJF are equal opportunity employers.

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