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jet from Southeast Asia. Our Maryland parish hosted a family, and we collected a modest rent for the family and provided native speakers to help them settle in. Someone offered a small house, and a Vietnamese family prospered there for years.

Vermont could give space to many such families. Of course, they would have to be carefully chosen and be placed near other adoptees in order to have the community they need. All the undocumented and documented people that I work with want to give back to those who held out a helping hand.

The new kids will take to the slopes and become your next generation of Olympic hopefuls. What a blessing that would be for the great state of Vermont.

IT’S ALL CONNECTED

[Re “This Old State”]: So pleased that the complex issues of our aging population will be an ongoing focus over the coming year. The introductory cover story on March 6 [“Getting On”] begins to show the interconnectedness of the many issues.

Subsequent stories need to maintain this connection while highlighting the challenges ahead. We must guard against the urge to act impulsively. Every decision today, well intentioned as it might be, will be felt for decades. We must insist that policy makers anticipate and mitigate the weak areas of any plan and know that the benefits, now and in the future, will far outweigh negative consequences.

No action is without some downside to someone or something.

The time is also right to examine our attitudes and behaviors with regard to housing, aging and equity. The American dream must begin to change to meet the reality of available space and healthy environments.

COULD BE SAFER

After reading your article about the safe shoot-up site in New York City [“‘Safe Haven,’” March 20], I was disappointed that there was no mention of the safer sites in other countries that provide prescription doses to avoid the problems with hustling unsafe street-drug buys. It also makes our streets safer. I also thought that New York tested the street drugs. Your article says it does not. And there is no mention of how difficult it would be

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Senior Senator Bernie Sanders sits down with Seven Days to talk about aging Vermont

Final Co ee Klatch

Outgoing mayor Miro Weinberger holds court — for the last time — at “the Bagel”

Solar Commotion e total eclipse will turn work life briefly upside down

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Moon Money

Anticipating an economic surge, Vermont vendors and artists load up on eclipse merch and memorabilia

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Comedy of Errors

eater review: e Play at Goes Wrong, Northern Stage

From the Hollywood Bowl to a Local Residency, the String Queens Push Boundaries

Love Sick

Middlebury folk-rock musical Hundred Days explores the true meaning of “’til death do us part”

Legendary Vermont

Saxophonist Joe Moore Dies

Going Rogue

A touring exhibition at Burlington’s Fleming Museum examines colonialist roots

Cosmic Creativity: Artists Show Up for the Eclipse

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SUNDAY 7 & MONDAY 8

SOLAR FLAIR

Burlington’s Hula hosts former National Aeronautics and Space Administration engineer Jack Bacon for Shadows of the Sun, a stellar presentation the day before the eclipse.

On the day itself, the lakeside Totality viewing party features food, drinks, music and all-ages activities. Check out the “Celestial 7” in this issue’s eclipse supplement and more astronomical activities across the state in this week’s calendar section. SEE ECLIPSE EVENTS

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Movie Mountains

Vermont Natural Resources Council presents the Wild & Scenic Film Festival at Woodstock Town Hall eatre. e lineup of inspiring short flicks centered on science, equitable outdoor access and environmental resilience features such subjects as rainforest conservation, the restoration of Indigenous waterways and an artist who transforms toxic runoff into paint.

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Photo Op

Love, grief and change are documented through the lens of a small-town photographer in Kodachrome the newest production from the Shelburne Players at Shelburne Town Hall. A script by Adam Szymkowicz, direction by Alex Nalbach and a talented ensemble cast of lovable, relatable characters come together in this tender, life-affirming story.

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To Market, to Market

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Bard-Knock Life

Community acting troupe We the People eatre delights audiences with a side-splitting rendition of the Tony Award-nominated musical Something Rotten! at Briggs Opera House in White River Junction. In this madcap Elizabethan caper, two playwright brothers learn that William Shakespeare got to their latest idea before them and set out to kneecap the Bard’s next blockbuster.

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e second annual Vermont Gatherings Spring Market at the Champlain Valley Exposition in Essex Junction offers a shopper’s paradise to visitors and locals alike. Artisans from around New England sell handcrafted items as diverse as hot sauce, chain mail, resin art, crystals, tie-dyed clothing, fudge, spices, craft beer, herbal bath soaks and flavored mead.

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Viking Distance

Nancy Marie Brown complicates the story of the “discovery” of the Americas in a talk at the Cambridge Historical Society in Jeffersonville. e author of e Far Traveler: Voyages of a Viking Woman draws on archaeological evidence and medieval Icelandic sagas to share signs that a woman named Gudrid encountered the New World 500 years before Columbus.

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ONGOING Stages of Grief

Métis artist Nayana LaFond presents her heartbreaking solo show “Portraits in RED: Missing & Murdered Indigenous Peoples Painting Project” at the Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. e paintings, in stark gray scale and red, depict over 110 Indigenous people affected by violence. On April 4, a panel in conjunction with the exhibit discusses local efforts to alleviate violence against women.

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It’s never too early.

Earth to Dad

When the moon blocks the light of the sun on Monday, April 8, and Earthlings look skyward to behold the cosmic convergence, I’ll be thinking of my late father, Paul Routly — an astrophysicist who ran the exploratory division of the U.S. Naval Observatory in Washington, D.C. I remember when I was little, stretching out together on a backyard chaise so he could point out the night-sky constellations. When I got older, he took me inside an observatory to look through a real telescope. It was a thrill to be under the dome when it rotated to the right spot, then parted to expose the heavens. I think I remember the floor moving up and down, too, and the sound of the moving metal. Pretty awesome, indeed.

My dad got his PhD at New Jersey’s Princeton University in the late 1940s and early ’50s, when brainiacs like Albert Einstein, John Nash and J. Robert Oppenheimer were strolling around campus. Another luminary there was astronomer Lyman Spitzer Jr., who recruited my dad into the graduate astrophysics program with a fellowship and then mentored him.

Spitzer went on to invent the first telescope in space; he found that the views are a lot better from the other side of the Earth’s atmosphere. Spitzer, who was also an accomplished mountaineer, died in 1997. The planetarium at the Fairbanks Museum in St. Johnsbury is named after him.

My dad never attained Spitzer’s career heights. He taught astronomy at Pomona College in California and cofounded a summer science program for gifted high school students, which exists to this day. When I was 3, he brought the family back to Princeton and became the first executive director of the American Astronomical Society. He attended conventions around the world, including one in Prague — “behind the Iron Curtain,” as Dad phrased it — in 1967. For years I imagined a giant, immovable drape dividing Europe. But my dad looked beyond borders: He viewed astronomy as a universal challenge that should transcend nations and politics, a scientific mystery with the potential to bring people of all persuasions together.

We should expect nothing less when thousands of people from across New England — and beyond — flock to Vermont this week for a glimpse of the first total solar eclipse in these parts for almost a century. Ninety-six-year-old Morris Pike is one of the few people alive today who remembers the last one, in 1932. Find his story and others in our special eclipse guide, along with an eclipse-themed cartoon, crossword puzzle, calendar of events and playlist, to help you make the most of this cosmic convergence.

I think I’m going to stay close to home on Burlington’s Lakeview Terrace on Monday. At the edge of my backyard, overlooking Lake Champlain, I erected a memorial to my dead parents: a large glass circle “magiscopio” with smaller spheres carved into it, creating multiple images. The statue is set in Vermont red stone, chiseled with the words: “Angie and Paul. Together in Life and the Great Beyond.” It looks like a cross between a viewfinder, a kaleidoscope and a telescope — at least, that’s how I see it.

I witnessed one eclipse with my dad — in 1970, one year after he gathered us up to watch Apollo 11 land on the moon. Maybe, with a little cosmic magic, we can share another one.

Paula Routly

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The "magiscopio" for Angie and Paul Routly, summer 2021 Paul Routly CATHY RESMER

Senior Senator

Seven Days to talk about aging Vermont

The Waterbury Area Senior Center buzzed with anticipation last Thursday as a standing-room-only crowd gathered to speak with U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.).

Surveying the roughly 30 attendees, most of whom appeared to be younger than him, the 82-year-old senator said he was working hard to increase funding for vital senior programs and wanted to hear how the federal government might improve their lives.

“What’s on your mind?” he asked.

Mary Alice Bisbee, an 87-year-old Montpelier resident, was one of the first to raise her hand.

“I’ve been around a long time,” Bisbee said. “But now I can’t a ord assisted living ... and while I’m in subsidized housing and I love my apartment, I can’t find anybody to help me. There’s no helpers.”

“Mary Alice, it’s good to see you,”

Sanders replied. “In one sentence, you just summarized a lot of the issues out there.”

Long a champion for the have-nots, Sanders could have once been described as an underdog himself, until two presidential bids helped transform him into one of the most influential members of Congress. Vermont’s senior senator now holds a powerful perch as the chair of the Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, or HELP. When he’s not dragging in CEOs of major corporations for contentious hearings, Sanders is spending much of his time advocating for people 65 and older, whose ranks are set to grow by some 10,000 nationally each day through 2030. By then, roughly one in four Vermonters will be 65 or older.

He has published reports on the financial pitfalls of retirement and the “rigged” system that has allowed major pharmaceutical companies to charge American patients far more than people in other

countries. He also introduced legislation that would shore up and expand Social Security programs via a tax on corporations and high-income earners. And he has stressed the importance of the Older Americans Act, which provides funding to vital programs such as Meals on Wheels

POLITICS

Mulvaney-Stanak Sworn In as Burlington Mayor

Emma Mulvaney-Stanak made history on Monday night when she was sworn in as the first woman and openly queer person to serve as Burlington’s mayor.

Mulvaney-Stanak is also the first Progressive to hold the office in more than a decade. Outgoing mayor Miro Weinberger, a Democrat, had served since 2012.

Holding hands with her young kids, Mulvaney-Stanak strode into a standing-room-only city hall auditorium to thunderous applause. Her wife, Megan Moir, the city’s water resources division director, smiled widely as Mulvaney-Stanak shook hands with Weinberger, former mayor Peter Clavelle and retired U.S. senator Patrick Leahy, who sat in the front row.

Attorney General Charity Clark, who read the oath of office, stirred up the crowd. “You all came to be part of history,” said Clark, who herself made history as the first woman elected to her role.

Mulvaney-Stanak’s State of the City speech foreshadowed the challenges ahead: addressing homelessness and addiction at a time when the city is strapped for cash. But the 20-minute speech struck the optimistic tone of someone who sees long-standing problems as opportunities for change, not as dead ends.

“ ese challenges, while complex, are not insurmountable,” MulvaneyStanak said. “ rough thoughtful engagement and collaboration, I’m confident that we can work together to find solutions that make Burlington a vibrant and resilient community for all of our neighbors for years to come.”

Mulvaney-Stanak’s address, which was translated into sign language, touched on points familiar to anyone who listened to her campaign speeches. She pledged to build more housing, including homeless shelters, and to lobby for a state bill that would allow an overdose-prevention center to open in Burlington. She said she favors a “rightsized” police department that includes sworn officers and social workers.

Also on Monday, eight city councilors, five of them newly elected, were sworn in. eir first order of business was to choose Councilor Ben Traverse (D-Ward 5) as the body’s new president. ➆

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Final Coffee Klatch

Two dozen people were already crammed into the front entrance of the Bagel Café & Deli in Burlington by the time outgoing mayor Miro Weinberger arrived one morning last week.

He was 10 minutes late, as he was for most meetings, but those waiting didn’t mind. They greeted the mayor with applause when he opened the door to the North Avenue café.

But that morning’s event — Weinberger’s last before he left office on April 1 — was different. Instead of peppering him with policy questions, people shared thanks and memories, each story a window into some of Weinberger’s proudest moments, zoning reforms and development projects among them. In a week full of goodbyes, the final Bagel was one of the mayor’s more personal send-offs.

“This feels like a fitting part of the final week … to hear from folks what this event has meant to them,” Weinberger told Seven Days. “I’m very grateful. It all feels to me right now that this incredible, 12-year journey is ending the right way.”

Weinberger became a café mainstay even before he took office. As a candidate in 2011, Weinberger, a developer and political newcomer, started holding court at coffee shops across the city, including at the bagel café, a popular stop in a voting district with reliably high turnout. He was up against three experienced candidates in that year’s Democratic caucus, and he needed to get out the vote.

Weinberger won. He thinks the Bagel helped.

After that, he rarely missed the event, even during the pandemic, when the weekly meetings were held on Zoom. If you clicked on the website of the mayor’s office, his official greeting was an invitation to the Bagel.

“Glad to see all the regulars here!” Weinberger said, settling into the room’s only empty chair. Above him, a large banner proclaimed, “Thank you Miro!”

Weinberger had occupied that very seat, at the first table on the right, nearly every Wednesday morning for more than a decade. Nicknamed “the Bagel,” the weekly coffee chats were an open invitation for residents to discuss, and often complain about, the issues of the day. Weinberger estimated he held more than 500 of these get-togethers during his 12 years in office.

The mayoralty and the Bagel were so inextricably linked that this year’s Democratic contender, City Councilor Joan Shannon (South District), emulated the meet and greets during her run, even sitting at Weinberger’s table. (The strategy wasn’t as effective for Shannon: She won the New North End but lost the race to Progressive Emma Mulvaney-Stanak.)

In years past, Weinberger brought his young daughters, who would balance on his knee as he talked with constituents. Every week, he ordered the same thing — sunflower seed bagel, butter, tomato

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Burlington to Help Pay for Security at Decker Towers

Outgoing Burlington mayor Miro Weinberger and Burlington Housing Authority leaders have signed a deal to share the cost of security improvements at Decker Towers.

The city will pay roughly $38,000 to help deter the scores of people who have trespassed inside the building over much of the past year. Decker Towers’ elderly and disabled residents have endured daily violations of their living spaces. People who don’t live there have used laundry rooms and stairwells as warm places to sleep or to buy and use drugs.

Such problems have not been limited to Decker Towers, but the 11story building became a magnet during the winter months when city homeless shelters were full.

The housing authority will use the city cash to hire a security guard to stand watch at the front door during the evening and early morning hours, something that low-income residents of the high-rise apartment building have been requesting for months — and had begun doing themselves.

For its part, the housing authority agreed to continue paying for roving security patrols that it commissioned earlier this year, according to a written agreement signed on Monday. The authority will also consider other ways to control access to the building, including hiring an outside security consultant.

The city and housing authority will essentially split the total cost of security guards at Decker, executive director Steven Murray said on Monday.

“I’m not thrilled about us having to buck up the money that we can’t afford,” he said. “But if the city is willing to meet us halfway, it’s only fair that we meet them halfway.”

The city’s financial contribution comes from its designated housing trust fund, which local housing providers can tap for capital improvements. Technically, the funds will reimburse the housing authority for recent security-related upgrades at the property. But the written agreement notes that the $38,125 grant is equivalent to three months of overnight security guards. ➆

that help ensure the most vulnerable seniors can safely remain in their homes.

That law, passed in 1965, gets renewed every four years or so but has not kept up with inflation, according to Sanders, who wants to increase its annual funding from $2.4 billion to $4.6 billion.

“That’s not a radical idea,” Sanders told the crowd last week. “The price of food has gone way up. Funding has not.”

Seven Days requested a sit-down with Sanders for our yearlong series on Vermont’s aging population. This was his first interview with the paper in nine years.

When president Johnson signed the Older Americans Act in 1965, he said it “clearly affirms our nation’s sense of responsibility toward the wellbeing of all of our older citizens.”

Nearly 60 years later, how well do you think we as a country are living up to that responsibility?

Pretty poorly, to be honest with you. The priorities that exist in Washington are backwards. It’s not just that we have the highest rate of childhood poverty among any other industrialized country, it’s the same with seniors. If you look at senior poverty in the United States, compared to many European countries, we have far more poverty than they do. Unbelievably, about 25 percent of seniors are trying to make it on $15,000 a year or less. And about 50 percent are trying to make it on $30,000 a year. It’s really hard to imagine anybody being able to do that. I think we have fallen far behind in what we owe, as a democratic and humane society, to the people who raised us.

You recently noted that half of Americans don’t really have any retirement savings. How did we get to that point? You look at the economy today and the economy over the last 50 years — you tell me, how has the working class in this country done over the last 50 years? Done well? The truth, unbelievably — and talked about very rarely — is that real inflation-accounted-for wages for the average American worker today is lower than it was 50 years ago. Isn’t that extraordinary? Meanwhile, in the last 50 years, there has been a $50 trillion transfer of wealth from the bottom 90 percent to the top 1 percent. So, you have an economy where workers are working hard and going nowhere in a hurry. They’re having to pay rent; they’re having to buy food and pay for health care. They don’t have enough money to save. And that’s why you have almost half of older workers with nothing in the bank as they face retirement. Then, in retirement, they’re living on terribly low wages, because Social Security benefits, in many respects, are inadequate.

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So what’s to be done?

The easiest thing to do is to make sure that the Social Security system is solvent longterm, and also that we increase benefits. How do you do that? Very simply. Right now, she [pointing to a staffer in the room] makes $1.8 billion — we pay very generous around here — and you [pointing to this reporter] make $160,000. I’m sure that’s what you make. [Winks.] Who pays more into the Social Security Trust Fund?

We pay the same.

Exactly. Does that make sense? It doesn’t make sense to anybody. So, if you lift that cap, in a nation in which the rich are not paying their fair share of taxes, you can increase Social Security benefits by $2,400 [per person annually]. It would also extend the life of Social Security for the next 75 years. That’s an easy solution.

We’ve also got to work to bring back defined-benefit pension plans. And we’ve got to work on the Older Americans Act.

I hadn’t realized the severity of this crisis, but you’ve got millions of seniors in America dealing with malnutrition. In the richest country on Earth, the absurdity of

that! When you don’t provide decent food or decent housing to people, or decent health care to people, they get sicker than they should be. And the health care system ends up spending much more than it should. So if you invest in prevention, whether it’s nutrition, housing, health care, you keep people healthy, keep people happier, you save money.

Some of your Republican colleagues have floated an alternative idea to help address the looming funding crisis for Social Security: raising the retirement age.

It really is disgraceful. Many of these Republicans are literally on legislation now that would repeal the estate tax, which is a tax that applies to the top two-tenths of 1 percent of Americans. So their concern is to make sure that the Bill Gates kids, and Elon Musk’s kids, are able inherit incredible fortunes. And then they want to raise the retirement age for working people. That is where the Republican Party is today, and that’s unfortunate.

One of the biggest expenses for seniors is the ballooning cost of health care. How can you leverage your position on the HELP committee to start reducing those costs?

Ideally, what you do is what every other major nation on Earth does, and that is to guarantee health care to all as a human right. Is that a radical idea? Get in your car, go 50 miles away from here, in Canada, and you’ll find it. They spent one-half of what we spent per capita on health care. Why is that? Because their health care system is designed to guarantee health care for people, not to make profits for the insurance companies. So, long-term — well, not long-term; I’d like to see it

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JEB WALLACE-BRODEUR Sen. Bernie Sanders speaking with seniors at the Waterbury Area Senior Center

happen tomorrow — you need to move to a Medicare for All, single-payer system.

What we were focused on this last year in my committee was a revolution in primary health care. Needless to say, my Republican friends weren’t all that sympathetic, but we ended up with something better than anyone anticipated — a reasonable increase for community health centers, a rather good increase for National Health Service Corps and a very good increase for teaching health centers.

We are also putting pressure on the CEOs of these companies who are charging Americans far and away the highest prices in the world for prescription drugs, and often for products that cost pennies to manufacture.

Estimates are seven out of 10 people might need some form of long-term care in their lifetimes. And yet we know the system we have now is not working for many. Labor shortages make it difficult to find workers who can help people age in place. Assisted-living facilities are priced well beyond the means of average Americans, and many end up having to dwindle their savings to qualify. Why hasn’t anything been done about this?

People say, “If they only understood.” My colleagues in Washington do understand. They’re not stupid. They don’t give a damn. And that’s the point that most Americans don’t know. For many of my colleagues in Congress, mostly Republicans, giving tax breaks to billionaires and funding the militaryindustrial complex is far more important than protecting the needs of senior citizens or children.

Age has been a big topic heading into the presidential election, with some voters concerned about President Biden’s mental acuity and physical fitness. What do you say to voters who ask you whether age should be a concern when heading to cast ballots in November?

What I say is that age is a factor, but so are a dozen other things.

Republicans say we need generational change. Really? Do you really need somebody who’s 40 years old, who is active and strong and powerful and dynamic, who wants to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, and give tax breaks to billionaires? Is that the generational shift you want? What a candidate stands for — that’s most important. Can the candidate deliver? Looking at Biden’s three and a half years in office, do I think he’s done everything right? No. Needless to say, I ran against him and have strong disagreements

with him. But if you look at his record, it is a very solid record that he can defend. And from somebody who knows the president fairly well, I can tell you that he is more than capable of doing his job.

If you contrast him to Mr. Trump, and you look at what Trump stands for — which is undermining American democracy, denying the reality of climate change, trying to take away women’s rights to control their own bodies, trying to give massive tax breaks to billionaires — the choice is pretty clear.

I haven’t heard anybody questioning your competency, but—  Well, besides my wife.

But I assume you’re taking into account your own age or health as you think about whether to run again. Have you made a decision on that? No. One thing that sticks in the craw of many Americans is never-ending elections. And I gotta tell you, I met with many, many people the other day, and no one came up to me and asked me whether I’m going to run. The media always asks me, because for media, it’s very interesting. It’s easy and interesting to cover a campaign, right? It’s easier than covering the issues that we’re talking about today, which are much more important.

What keeps you going?

The truth is, there are wonderful people throughout this country who are trying to do really good things. We see young people fighting for all kinds of change, sometimes with success. We’re seeing revolutions taking place in health care, women’s rights, gay rights. We’re seeing the revitalization of the labor movement, very important. That inspires me.

Just last week, we were out in Lamoille County, where we saw people at an addiction center in Johnson doing really extraordinary work. We went to people who work at EMS, doing really beautiful work, underpaid. Go to the community health center in Morrisville, where people are dedicated to providing quality primary care. Go to the sheriff’s department — being a cop in rural America is not easy work — they’re trying to do their best. You see all that and you get inspired, and you want to do what you can to help.

But the other thing that inspires me is: I worry very much about the future of this country, especially if Trump is elected. I worry about the many crises that we face. And I want to transform this country in a very different way. ➆

This interview was lightly edited and condensed for clarity and length.

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Solar Commotion

e total eclipse will turn work life briefly upside down

On the afternoon of Monday, April 8, thousands of Vermont workers will get up from their computers or step away from their factory jobs, and head outside to see the moon eclipse the sun.

Lake Champlain Chocolates is shutting down its Williston plant at noon that day because so many people have asked for time o — though its Burlington café and four retail stores will be in full swing. Sock maker Darn Tough Vermont plans a half-day company-wide shutdown. The University of Vermont is canceling most of its regularly scheduled classes.

BUSINESS

will go completely dark at 3:26 p.m. The “path of totality” — where the eclipse will completely block the sun — includes the northwestern corner of the state, giving St. Albans and Enosburg Falls the longest exposure, three minutes and 34 seconds. Burlington will see about three minutes and 15 seconds of total eclipse, with the partial eclipse ending just before 4:40 p.m.

doesn’t expect anything like that to happen on April 8. He noted that the Phish show drew 70,000 people to one small town in the Northeast Kingdom.

“We’re going to have people spread out between Middlebury to St. Johnsbury and all areas north,” Bosma said. “There’s a lot of mystery involved where people are going to go.”

already do their jobs remotely. In a short memo to executive branch employees — those not working in the courts or the legislature — Administration Secretary Kristin Clouser encouraged working at

The eclipse that will shadow Vermont is more than a once-in-a-lifetime celestial event: It’s a tourist attraction that is widely expected to turn a Monday workday upside down for much of the state. Roughly 160,000 visitors are expected — 50,000 of them in Burlington alone. So state and local decision makers are juggling the need to keep the roads clear with the imperative to help businesses capitalize on all those customers at the height of mud season, when tourism is usually dead quiet.

While many office workers are being asked to stay home, restaurant and retail workers will be out in force.

“To get extra business in April … we’re definitely going to jump on the bandwagon for that,” said Frank Richardi, whose Lago Trattoria restaurant in Newport is usually closed on Mondays but will open for this occasion.

Whirligig Brewing in St. Johnsbury will also break tradition and open on Sunday and Monday. After boston.com named St. Johnsbury — a straight shot up Interstate 93 from Boston — the No. 1 place to view the eclipse, Whirligig co-owner Geo Sewake decided to double his staing, anticipating crowds. He plans to close the restaurant around 1:30 p.m. on Monday and reopen for dinner so sta and visitors alike can be outside while the moon briefl y hides the sun.

“We don’t want anybody to miss this opportunity,” he said.

In Burlington, the sky will begin to darken around 2:15 p.m. as the moon starts to obscure the sun; it

The surge in tourism is widely expected to jam Vermont’s roads and highways. Many people are drawing lessons from other popular one-time events such as the 2004 Phish show in Coventry. Concertgoers clogged I-91 so badly that the band advised its fans to turn around and go home.

Mark Bosma, public information ocer for Vermont Emergency Management,

Many are expected at events in Burlington. The city is closing Route 127, also called the Beltline, and o ering it up as paid parking spaces, with a shuttle to the waterfront.

Widespread school closures and early releases are complicating the workday. Danforth Pewter in Middlebury is closing its plant at 11 a.m. so workers can pick up their kids at 11:30, when Addison County schools close for the day. But it’s business as usual at the company’s stores, where

WHILE MANY OFFICE WORKERS ARE BEING ASKED TO STAY HOME, RESTAURANT AND RETAIL WORKERS WILL BE OUT IN FORCE.

eclipse glasses.

which employs 8,000

home. She authorized managers to let in-person workers duck out to see the eclipse — as long as they keep the break short.

“They may also wish to allow employees to use discretionary leave to observe the eclipse for an extended period of time,” Clouser added.

Court employees, too, will get in on the action. Courthouses in Chittenden, Franklin, Grand Isle, Lamoille, Orleans, Caledonia, Essex and Washington

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counties will be closed all day on April 8. And every courthouse in the state will close during the period of totality, from 3:15 to 3:45 p.m.

Rhino Foods of Burlington, which makes ice cream fillings such as chocolate chip cookie dough, will run its daily eight-hour cleaning shift as usual at the time of the eclipse. To mark the occasion, vice president Rooney Castle said, the company will offer employees orange drink SunnyD and moon pies — a marshmallow-filled snack that will be on the menu in several Vermont break rooms next week.

While many members of the Rhino Foods administrative staff are taking the day off, Castle said, he hadn’t heard similar interest from the cleaning crew.

“There are varying degrees of excitement,” said Castle, who plans to spend the eclipse with friends. “Some people have lots of plans; some people are just finding out about it or don’t really care.”

The eclipse could throw a wrench in the works for those who need to make a delivery in Vermont that day. The Department of Motor Vehicles is directing commercial drivers to consider alternative routes and dates. Normal weekend restrictions on overweight or oversize vehicles will stretch into Monday.

The holiday atmosphere extends to GlobalFoundries, where the company’s 1,800 Essex Junction workers will be free to head outside, according to Gina DeRossi, who works in corporate communications for the chip maker.

“GF has purchased glasses for our teams in Vermont and are ensuring that everyone has the opportunity to view the eclipse,” DeRossi said in an email.

But it will be business nearly as usual at the University of Vermont Medical Center in Burlington, where some staff might have to miss the historic event. While the hospital is moving many appointments to telehealth, it’s also preparing for extra demand as a result of the expected influx of visitors, according to Annie Mackin, a spokesperson for the health network.

“While we do hope that team members will be able to step out in a safe way, the bottom line is that we won’t be leaving patients in need without supervision,” Mackin said. ➆

MONTPELIER Officials Secure Site for New Downtown Montpelier Post Office

Montpelier is a step closer to opening a new downtown post office after months without one.

The U.S. Postal Service recently informed local officials that it had signed a lease for a Main Street location for post office boxes and retail postal services. It could open by this summer.

Details of the lease were not immediately available. An official from the USPS confirmed the lease has been signed and said there would be plenty of work to do before the building can open.

Ben Doyle, chair of the Montpelier Commission for Recovery & Resilience, hailed the decision on Monday.

“I think it’s a really important step for Montpelier’s recovery, and I think it will be a real shot in the arm for the community to feel like we’re headed in the right direction,” Doyle told Seven Days

The Capital City has been without a downtown post office since the July 9 flood inundated the federal building at 87 State Street. It remains closed.

That led to delivery delays and forced post office box customers to drive elsewhere to pick up their mail.

At one point, the postal service set up a mobile post office in a parking lot two miles from downtown, but that shut amid concerns about poor working conditions for employees as winter approached. Customers were later forced to use the post office in Barre.

The new location will be in the City Center mall, a 1980s-era building at 89 Main Street that houses the Skinny Pancake, an AT&T store and Artisans Hand craft gallery. Onion River Sports relocated there after the flood from its longtime location on Langdon Street.

Vermont’s three-member congressional delegation said the step was positive but charged in a joint statement that USPS leaders had failed “to address this matter in a safe, timely, and transparent manner.” ➆

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EDUCATION

VCFA to Collaborate With California College

Vermont College of Fine Arts has joined forces with the California Institute of the Arts to start offering residency programs at the Los Angeles-area school. Under the new affiliation, VCFA will eliminate 10 local jobs and sell College Hall, its iconic building in Montpelier.

VCFA, which is devoted to graduate fine arts education, will hold its summer residency this year at Colorado College, as it did in 2023. Next year, it will begin offering its residencies at the Santa Clarita, Calif., college during that school’s winter and summer breaks.

No money will change hands as part of the affiliation, which starts in July, and VCFA will retain its board and academic independence, according to interim president Andrew Ramsammy. The partnership will enable the struggling VCFA to offer more to students, such as financial aid counseling and mental health services. And CalArts is set up for the kind of programs VCFA offers, such as design and visual arts, Ramsammy said.

“The campus at CalArts is worldclass,” he said in an interview on Tuesday. “There’s the smell of paint and sawdust in the air. They truly are makerspaces, and that will be exciting for us.”

CalArts, in turn, will be able to tap into VCFA’s accreditation, which allows it to offer its art courses online.

“What we bring to the table is a robust MFA program, and our accreditation from [the New England Commission of Higher Education] allows us to teach anywhere in the U.S.,” Ramsammy said.

CalArts said on its website that the arrangement will save both colleges money by allowing them to share services. The California school, which was founded in 1970, said it expects the arrangement to generate additional revenue for CalArts within a year or so.

VCFA, which had 49 employees before the job cuts were announced on Tuesday, won’t leave Vermont entirely; the college plans to rent some office space from the new owner of College Hall. Ramsammy would like to see its enrollment, now 213, grow to 300, something he expects to happen over the next few years. CalArts has 1,400 students. ➆

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— and would fill a notebook with feedback from residents, making a to-do list to take with him to city hall.

Despite spending more than a decade in office, Weinberger is still not the most polished public speaker. He can trip over his words and go off on tangents. But last week, he seemed entirely comfortable, speaking as if he were sitting in his living room. Instead of his regular suit, he wore a casual blue button-up shirt, sleeves rolled, with a black vest.

He gave shout-outs to some of the people who’d come to wish him well — three city councilors, his first campaign manager, the owner of his CrossFit gym. All the while, customers streamed in, weaving through the crowd and dodging star-shaped Mylar balloons to get their morning coffee.

“Thank you all for being here and being part of this for so long,” Weinberger said to the crowd. “It’s quite touching to see so many [of you] here today.”

Before the applause quieted, Elmwood Avenue resident David Call jumped in to thank Weinberger for helping create the temporary “shelter pod” community for homeless people on his street. Jim Carrier then stood and presented Weinberger with a signed copy of his latest electric bill, which set Carrier back 13 cents. He attributed the low cost, in part, to energy incentives Weinberger had championed as mayor.

Carrier, who has solar panels at his New North End home, had one last question for the mayor: Would he get a rebate when the sky went dark during the April 8 eclipse?

“You’ll have to talk to Emma about that,” Weinberger said of his successor, laughing. “She’s in charge of the eclipse.”

Rick Sharp, who helped establish Waterfront Park, gave Weinberger kudos for his wholesale revamp of the Burlington bike path, a yearslong endeavor the mayor called “the biggest parks project in the history of the city.”

Weinberger was an unrelenting housing advocate, Sharp said, reflecting on the opposition the mayor faced in 2015 when he proposed allowing residential development in parts of the South End. Weinberger dropped the plan after backlash from the area’s artists, who protested with politically charged artwork.

“Remember that year at Art Hop, where we had papier-mâché effigies?” Weinberger asked. An artist had portrayed the mayor as a larger-than-life puppet master, controlling the strings attached to his staffers’ limbs from a perch on the ArtsRiot rooftop.

“But you stuck with it through all that,” Sharp said, referring to Weinberger’s successful push last summer to rezone other South End areas for housing. “Now the entire city’s come around.”

After a few more toasts, Call, the Elmwood Avenue resident, wrangled everyone into taking a group picture. Jordan Redell, Weinberger’s chief of staff, had to climb atop a chair in order to squeeze everyone into the frame.

Residents mingled with politicos past and present. Christopher-Aaron Felker, chair of the Burlington GOP and a Bagel regular, presented Weinberger with a set of cuff links from his own collection, explaining that a former Republican senator from Maryland once commissioned them to thank his colleagues. The mayor was touched but had to turn Felker down, saying that, as an elected official, he couldn’t accept valuable gifts. Felker said he’d try again the following week, once Weinberger had left office.

Lorre Tucker, for one, said she hates to see Weinberger go. As she zipped her coat to face the springtime rain, she reflected on how he had kick-started the longstalled CityPlace Burlington development and Champlain Parkway — projects that Tucker said will transform the city for the better.

“Somehow, he slowly made it work,” Tucker said. “He’s been the right person at the right time.”

As the gathering wound down, café owner Peter Bahrenburg helped Redell remove the banner from the window and neatly roll it up. On the table nearby lay Weinberger’s spiral notebook. For the first time, his to-do list was empty. ➆

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TO: U.S. Forest Service, Green Mountain National Forest Service, Rochester VT, Deb Haaland, US Secretary of the Interior, Senator Bernie Sanders, Senator Peter Welch, Rep Becca Balint

Whereas Vermont’s Indigenous People hold unique insights and millennia old knowledge about protecting Mother Earth and our Other Than Human Kin for whom we are moral and legal guardians;

And Whereas the United States supports the United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples (UNDRIP) as of December 16, 2010 with President Obama’s declaration;

And Whereas UNDRIP calls for “full, informed and prior consent” from Indigenous Peoples for projects impacting their well-being and cultural integrity:

And Whereas Vermont is the home of four state recognized Abenaki bands and numerous federally recognized tribal enrollees whose full, informed and prior consent has not been provided for concerning the impact of a massive 12,000 acre Telephone Gap Forest Logging Plan and how it may impact cultural sites;

And Whereas the Telephone Gap Forest Logging Plan contravenes Vermont’s Community Resilience and Biodiversity Protection Act (2023) that announced intentions to increase protected landscapes and habitats thereby enhancing biodiversity:

We, on behalf of Vermont’s Indigenous Communities and our Allies, request that the current review and comment process and deadline of April 8, 2024 be extended by 180 days so that the above issues can be addressed.

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OBITUARIES

Joseph “Joe” Moore Jr.

NOVEMBER 27, 1948-MARCH 26, 2024

BURLINGTON, VT.

Joseph “Joe” Moore Jr., age 75, passed away on March 26, 2024, in Burlington, Vt. He was born on November 27, 1948, in Columbus, Ohio. Known to all who loved him as “Joe,” he was a soulful, earnest and genuine individual. Joe received Christ as his Lord and Savior prior to his passing and is now in the arms of the Lord.

Growing up in central Florida, Joe embarked on a remarkable career in music. He traveled extensively with show bands, including with the renowned Lavell Kamma, and later worked with iconic names in soul music such as Wilson Pickett, the Staple Singers, the Isley Brothers, Slim Harpo, Maceo Parker, Billy Stewart, Billy Bland, Stevie Wonder, Lloyd Sims and the Manhattans. Joe’s contributions to these and other legendary acts will resonate through history.

the Dave Keller Band, the Nobby Reed Project, the Jeff Salisbury Band, Still Kickin’, Bob Stannard & ose Dangerous Bluesmen, and Left Eye Jump.

Additionally, Joe performed with notables Jon Fishman, Nancy Wilson and Bo Diddley, and he opened for Taj Mahal, Tower of Power and Jimmy Cliff.

Joe gave 110 percent at the bare minimum with every note he played and every song he sang. He was never less than completely soulful and heartfelt, and, according to so many of his bandmates, all that genuine feeling he brought to the bandstand was returned back to him tenfold by the audiences who loved him. We were truly blessed to have him.

Joe arrived in Vermont in October 1975 and became a vibrant part of the local music scene as a member of the John Cassell Band, the N-Zones, Big Dolla, the X-Rays, the Spiders (in Rutland), the Spiders (in East Fairfax), the Joe Moore Band, Pork Tornado,

Joe also became a Vermont movie star when Martin Guigui put him in his 1999 film My ExGirlfriend’s Wedding

Recent quotes from Vermont musicians who performed with Joe:

• Tom Buckley (chair of the Vermont Blues Society) – “Joe Moore is a Vermont treasure. For decades he has brought a special sound, soul and spirit to virtually all of Vermont’s stages, and has generously shared his gifts with his fans and fellow musicians.”

• Martin Guigui – “Everyone who shared music, laughs and good times with Joe Moore are feeling a similar heartbreak. However,

Betty McGill

MARCH 4, 1923MARCH 26, 2024 STOWE, VT.

Betty McGill of Stowe, Vt., passed away at the age of 101 on March 26, 2024, in her home, amid the love of her children and grandchildren. She lived life to the fullest, making many lifelong friends in both Burlington and Stowe, sailing, skiing, and traveling the world. She inspired all who met her with her generosity, warmth and joie de vivre and shared her wonderful life with the late Dr. Bish McGill, her husband of 62 years.

Raised in Morristown, N.J., Betty met Bish at the University of Vermont, married and raised their four

when it comes to the one and only Joe Moore – it will always feel like he is still with us, forever… ‘Put the money where the great is.’ Love you so much my soul brother.”

• Jon Fishman (Pork Tornado/Phish) –“Whenever Pork Tornado was about to go on stage, I’d always ask Joe, ‘Hey man, how you feelin’, Joe?’ and he would always respond with conviction, ‘I’m ready to do my job.’ So, now Joe has run into a little problem with this shitty disease called cancer and he’s asked his friends for help. I can only answer with the same conviction Joe has been known for, ‘I’m ready to do my job.’”

• Dennis Willmott (Left Eye Jump) – “Joe’s instinctive ability of where to attack on a blues tune with that amazing tenor saxophone could only come from huge experience and huge feeling. Joe’s sound is irreplaceable!”

• Bill Darrow (Joe Moore Band) – “Off stage Joe Moore is one of the most soft-spoken, self-deprecating, kind and gentle men you will ever meet. I have never seen him be pushy, aggressive, or pretentious. On stage he is a fiercely inventive, daring soloist who never repeats himself and generates stunning phrases and figures. He does not play notey embellishments or showy, climactic riffs – his playing is from the heart. Joe knows the canon of American soul, blues and R&B during the 50’s-80s cold. Although he resists correcting others, during rehearsals with his band he will gently correct a sideman playing a generic part, pointing out that the part in question – a bassline, guitar chord, or drum fill – should be this, instead of that. When you hear his precise correction, you know right

children. She was active in the Mary Fletcher Auxiliary but was most at home in her gardens. Betty and Bish moved to Stowe when Bish retired, renovated the cozy 1840 Red House and Barn, and tended flourishing flower and vegetable beds. Betty

away he’s correct. Listen to the 50-year-old recording of the song and it’s exactly as Joe said – you just hadn’t noticed that part before. Many of us love blues and soul and labor to play it well, like “real” blues or soul men. Joe is exactly that – and he has graced us with his craft and friendship for many years. He is as authentic as they come. One of my great fortunes in life has been to play with him.”

Joe is survived by his daughter, Alexandra Marie; sister, Betty Moore-Hires; nephews, Roderick Jones and Curtis (Davida) and Cedrick Allen; great-nephews and -nieces, Evan and John Curtis Allen and Jasmine and Kaliah Allen; and stepson, Casey Lyon (Maho). He was preceded in death by his parents, Joseph Moore Sr. and Inetha Moore, and brother, Dwayne Moore.

Joe’s family would like to thank all of Joe’s caregivers and his medical team, especially his loving and true friend Sandy Combs; his neck and back surgeon, Dr. Chason Ziino; and the entire team at the University of Vermont Medical Center ICU department.

Joe’s memorial celebration of life service will be held on Saturday, May 25, 4 to 7 p.m., at the Flynn Main Stage, 153 Main St., Burlington, VT.

A Joe Moore Youth in Music Foundation is being created as a legacy to Joe and will benefit “his kids” at C.P. Smith Elementary School, where Joe volunteered for years.

Rest in peace, Joe. Your life’s legacy in music and service will forever be cherished. Please visit gregorycremation.com for further memorial service and foundation details.

had an adventurous spirit, heli-skiing the Canadian Rockies and sailing on expeditions north into the Arctic Circle and south through the Straits of Magellan. She skied her last runs at Stowe at the age of 89. She was, indeed, a rare combination of earthiness and elegance.

Betty was predeceased by her husband, James Bishop McGill, and her brother, Donald Farnsworth of New Jersey. She is survived by her children, James B. McGill Jr., John McGill, Jane McGill Cooke and Robert McGill, and their respective spouses/ partners, Mimi Gleason, Lori Volding, Peter Cooke and Joyce Bell. She is also survived by her grandchildren, Ryan, Tyler and Andrew McGill; Alexandra

Fournot-McGill; and Peter Jr., Gaylan, Kyle and Cory Cooke; as well as five great-grandchildren and many nieces and nephews.

e McGill family is deeply grateful to Betty’s caregivers and to Lamoille Home Health and Hospice. We also so appreciate Dan Bezio and Kym Maynard for their years of Red House help and companionship for Betty.

Memorial contributions in Betty’s honor may be made to Stowe Land Trust (stowelandtrust.org), North Country Animal League (ncal. com) or Planned Parenthood of Northern New England (plannedparenthood.com). Per Betty’s wishes, there will be no funeral. A family gathering will take place at a later date.

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Marcel Beaudin

MARCH 18, 1929-MARCH 29, 2024 SHELBURNE, VT.

Marcel Beaudin sailed off into the Lake Champlain sunset on Friday, March 29, 2024, passing away at the age of 95 years and 11 days.

Born in Barre, Vt., in 1929, Marcel was the eldest of the four children of Armand Beaudin, a stonecutter, and Eva (LeFevre) Beaudin, a seamstress, both of whom were from the Sherbrooke area of Québec. Marcel graduated from Spaulding High School, where he demonstrated his aptitude for design by working as a junior draftsman for a monument fabricator.

After high school, Marcel moved to New York City with the intent of enrolling in college and was initially employed as a junior designer of tombstones and mausoleums.

Planning to be a sculptor, he eventually enrolled at Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, inspired to study architecture following a chance encounter with the Swiss French architect and designer Le Corbusier.

setting the record for the most victories in the Lake Champlain Yacht Club Ladies Cup Race, with a total of six wins, always with at least one of his sons on board. He was particularly proud of the wins in 2010 and 2017, when the three-generation crew included his grandsons.

Marcel’s life project was the cofounding, in 1994, of the Burlington Community Sailing Center. Originally housed in Burlington’s abandoned Moran Plant, the resource truly came to life with the design and construction of the new sailing center, which was completed in 2018. ough Marcel designed the building, he would insist on acknowledging that it was a team effort that included longtime colleagues who shared his vision and commitment to giving everyone, regardless of income, a chance to enjoy the lake through sailing. His dream for this vital local institution now carries his passion for sailing to future generations.

Marcel married his first wife, Vera, in 1948, and in 1957 he built a home of his design on Shelburne Point, where they raised their five children, until moving to Burlington in 1970.

Marcel began his private architectural practice, Beaudin and Associates, in Burlington in the late 1950s and practiced for almost 70 years. Among Marcel’s score of architectural projects were residences, public buildings and places of worship. Burlington is home to many of these, including the iconic Community Boathouse. He was a dedicated planning commission member, helping shape the development and landscape of Burlington and its waterfront. Marcel attempted to retire at age 90, in 2019, actively consulting in the years that followed.

In addition to his work, Marcel’s passion was sailing. He sailed both competitively and for pleasure on Lake Champlain and enjoyed regular excursions to the Bahamas and beyond, joined by his wife, Ruth, and friends old and new. Sailboat racing became a family mission, and he competed with his close friends and his sons regularly on both Lake Champlain and in regattas from Newport to Key West. His proudest competitive sailing achievement was

Marcel took on other good works because they “needed doing.” e most remarkable and recent example is acting as consulting architect for the Lost Mural Project, saving a hidden artwork from destruction. His contributions to engineering the moving and installation of the restored mural in the lobby of Burlington’s Ohavi Zedek Synagogue has facilitated yet another Vermont landmark.

Marcel is predeceased by his first wife and mother to his four children, Vera Beaudin Saeedpour; his second wife, Ruth (Binch) Beaudin; his son Marc Beaudin; and his brother Conrad Beaudin.

Marcel is survived by his children Paul Beaudin (Wendy), Rebecca Beaudin (Christopher Carlson), Adam Beaudin and Jeb Beaudin; grandchildren, Jonah and Aaron Beaudin; and stepchildren, Sheryl Shaker (Ted), and their children, Molly, Grace and Will, and Beth Alpert and children Sam (Emily) and Rebecca. He is also survived by his sister, Suzanne Beaudin, and his brother Roger Beaudin (Jeannie Boudah).

A celebration of Marcel’s long, accomplished life will be held in August at the Community Sailing Center. In lieu of flowers, donations in Marcel’s name can be sent to the Community Sailing Center or to Howard Center’s Westview House, in honor of Marcel’s late son, Marc.

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to get treatment for the addicts given our lack of universal health care.

With more than 50 million cigarette addicts and a huge number of alcoholics, why are we so concerned with giving a less vicious form of pleasure a safer environment?

‘CODDLING DRUG USERS’

“‘Safe Haven’” [March 20] made no mention of the percentage of users who went on to become useful and employed citizens of this country. That seems to be an important part of the equation. Bill H.72 would only be coddling drug users, saving their lives for ... what? How many are going to go on to lead productive lives? And what cost is H.72 going to be to the hardworking citizens? Taking drugs is a choice they make and, because of that, they have to live with the consequences.

Its Powers,” February 28]. There is no requirement for the board to be composed only of those who hunt, trap or fish. The only requirement is one person from each county. The governor could appoint a group representing diverse wildlife management backgrounds. But he chooses not to. Instead, he perpetuates the status quo through a completely nontransparent selection process.

the Fish and Wildlife Board so that it serves in an advisory capacity to the Department of Fish and Wildlife. In addition, the bill would prohibit the hunting of coyote with dogs.”

There is no language in the bill referencing foothold or body-gripping traps, as McCallum stated.

The governor should read the state Constitution if he thinks board appointments are an executive function. Article 67 provides for hunting and fowling in Vermont “under proper regulations, to be made and provided by the General Assembly.” The General Assembly, or the legislature, passed regulation to create the Fish and Wildlife Board and delegated authority to the governor to select its members. It is well within the legislature’s rights to reclaim its authority to appoint the board.

I feel for the surviving families of these victims. I have sympathy for anyone who loses a loved one, no exceptions. Greg Gordon fell on hard times at the beginning of the pandemic. Did he ever think of walking into a church, where he might have found help, instead of resorting to drugs? We are all given free will to make our own choices.

Unfortunately, drugs of every sort are advertised on television constantly, luring people to take them for every ailment. Perhaps banning drug advertisements on networks would be a good place to start. Our bodies are a perfect “machine” made by the No. 1 creator of all time. Drugs are poison we put into them by choice. No matter how it is presented, the taxpayer will be footing the bill for this “safe haven.” As far as I know, money doesn’t grow on trees.

BETTER WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT

When discussing the lack of balanced representation on the Fish and Wildlife Board, blame needs to be laid squarely on Gov. Phil Scott’s desk [“Wild Bill: Long at Odds With Vermont’s Fish and Wildlife Board, Activists Would Like to Strip

The proposed bill, S.258, would share the responsibility for appointments between the legislature and the commissioner of the Fish & Wildlife Department.

The challenges facing Vermont’s wildlife are changing — chronic wasting disease, pesticide poisoning from rodenticides, and habitat changes from development and a changing climate, to name just a few. A more diverse Fish and Wildlife Board would help manage these challenges in the years ahead to achieve a common goal: the health of Vermont’s wildlife.

ON CLOSER READING

[Re “Wild Bill: Long at Odds With Vermont’s Fish and Wildlife Board, Activists Would Like to Strip Its Powers,” February 28]: It was disappointing to read Kevin McCallum’s fairly one-sided and partly inaccurate account of bill S.258, which, in summary, as taken directly from the legislation, reads: “This bill proposes to transfer the authority to adopt rules for the taking of fish, wildlife, and fur-bearing animals from the Fish and Wildlife Board to the Department of Fish and Wildlife. The bill would also amend the authority of

In the hallway outside the Senate Natural Resources and Energy Committee room, while the committee was hearing public testimony on the matter, I was privy to a very civil conversation between two individuals on opposing sides of the bill. This exemplified precisely what has been lacking in the makeup of the Fish and Wildlife Board: seats at the table and the voices of diverse citizen perspectives.

As provided by Chapter II, § 67 of the Constitution of the State of Vermont, “The fish and wildlife of Vermont are held in trust by the State for the benefit of the citizens of Vermont.” This means all citizens. A change to the makeup and power of the Fish and Wildlife Board would be a step in the right direction in order to ensure wider representation of all Vermont citizens.

70 artists from New England who were showcasing their diverse, astonishing art. The response was that a reporter had been assigned. After several weeks, I wrote again. I was told that the article was coming out the week the show was ending.

Editor’s note: Kevin McCallum’s February 28 story included points of view both for and against the bill. Further, his reporting was accurate — the bill that was before the Senate Natural Resources and Energy Committee at the time the article was published included a provision to restrict trapping within 50 feet of any area “where persons may reasonably be expected to recreate,” such as walking trails. The provision was removed from later bill drafts and was not included in the version the Senate approved on March 26.

BAD REVIEW

I am writing to respond to the review of “Trichomancy: Color Divination” that ran February 3 through March 16 at the Chandler Center for the Arts [“Fiber Works at Chandler Center for the Arts Tell Colorful Stories,” March 13]. Fiber art has been staging a resurgence in the art world. The New York Times ran an article last fall that fiber art has come into its own, and recently the Enterprise in Cape Cod profiled an exhibit of over 50 artists who use fiber as their medium. Currently, felted art is being shown at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C.

I encouraged art editor Pamela Polston to please go see “Trichomancy,” with over

The article was published 2.5 days before the show closed. Clearly writer Gina Tron did not understand what she was seeing or was not interested in fiber art. The article didn’t reflect this exceptionally curated contemporary show. It showcased Ms. Tron’s apathy about the art, going so far as to refuse to use the word “art” to describe it. At one point, she compared a glorious weaving to the size of a bed and said of Barb Ackemann’s wonderful tapestry: “Despite the medium, it mimics a realistic painting.”

No acknowledgment of the vastness and talent of these artists. It was a dry, slightly insulting article to get a paycheck, a real disservice to the artists and art lovers of Vermont.

DOWNSIZE BUSES

In response to the article about Green Mountain Transit having to cut services if it doesn’t receive more funds by 2025 [“Green Mountain Transit Says a Budget Crunch Could Lead to Service Cuts,” March 25], I say how about replacing older buses with smaller ones? I’ve never, ever seen a bus that was even close to full. All of these buses congesting our roads with only a handful of passengers doesn’t make economic sense.

Pierre Lascoumes

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As Vermont prepares to host a potentially unprecedented influx of tourists for the total solar eclipse on Monday, April 8, some locals are looking to cash in on the celestial event of a lifetime.

Vendors from Burlington to St. Johnsbury are stocking their shelves with eclipse-themed merchandise, from punny T-shirts (“I Got Mooned”) to spaceinspired jewelry and even cosmic yo-yos. If history is any indication, those souvenirs will sell.

Based on previous eclipses in other states, the O ce of the State Treasurer estimates each eclipse seeker will spend an average of about $250 while they’re in the Green Mountain State. Vermont could see anywhere from 50,000 to 200,000 visitors.

A good many of those folks will be heading to the Queen City. Burlington City Arts designed the city’s o cial merchandise, a line of eclipse glasses, T-shirts, sweatshirts, posters and other accessories branded with the name of Burlington’s citywide eclipse festival, Obscura BTV. The idea stemmed from a conversation between communications

director John Flanagan and a resident of Casper, Wyo., who relayed that Casper had missed out on revenue because it didn’t have enough merchandise to meet demand when the city was in the path of totality in 2017.

Flanagan didn’t want Burlington to make the same mistake. So he and his team got to work producing merch, fulfilling orders through the Colchester-based screen printer New Duds.

rooms in their homes on eclipse weekend and donate the proceeds to the church. Rev. Karen G. Johnston said the congregation has already surpassed its goal of raising $4,000.

Last October, the Burlington City Council approved a budget of $235,000 for eclipse-related expenses, such as event staff, traffic control and portable toilets. Burlington City Arts aims to recoup $90,000 of those expenditures through a combination of merchandise sales, parking fees and event tickets. As of press time, the organization had sold about 2,000 glasses at a suggested donation of $3 a pop, nearly 200 shirts ($28), 100 posters ($20), 50 sweatshirts ($45) and 11 yo-yos ($3).

Still, not everyone is gung ho for goodies. If monetizing this marvel of the universe feels to you a little like the commercialization of Christmas, you’re not alone.

Eclipse chasers buy an “overwhelming amount of merch,” Flanagan said. “It’s like going to a [Grateful] Dead show or something — people want to buy the T-shirts from every show.”

Ferrisburgh artist David Holub recently sent an email newsletter to his subscribers in response to a question he’d received about why he was selling eclipse stickers, T-shirts and postcards through his art company, Colossal Sanders. “Does every single event really need to be remembered through merchandise and capitalism?” the person had emailed him under the name “Dark Side of the Mooned.” “Can we not experience one measly celestial event without feeling the pressure to buy something?”

Other local organizations are also using the eclipse as an opportunity to fundraise. The First Unitarian Universalist Society of Burlington is selling T-shirts

Holub argued in his newsletter that witnessing a total eclipse creates a sense of wonderment that connects us to the universe and each other. So why not commemorate the occasion with some art, which people can buy as a souvenir?

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Flanagan also emphasized the power of the eclipse to bring people together in awe of the cosmos. “Maybe a T-shirt is a small token of that phenomenon,” he said.

For some other small tokens, here’s a sampling of local eclipse swag on the market.

“Umbraphile” T-shirt from Moon Over Vermont, $24.50

An “umbraphile” — literally meaning “shadow lover” — is a person who chases eclipses as they occur around the world. Quechee resident Lynn Luczkowski started Moon Over Vermont after becoming an umbraphile herself, witnessing Oregon’s total solar eclipse in 2017. Burlington artist Celia Binder created the Moon Over Vermont designs. The cotton T-shirt features the word “umbraphile” written in white block letters and adorned with a yellow ring. moonovervt.com

Eclipse pendant from Jennifer Kahn Jewelry, $98

This two-part necklace features a silver moon in front of brass sun rays with the date of the eclipse stamped on the back. Based in the Soda Plant in Burlington, Kahn describes her handmade jewelry as for the “modern bohemian.” jenniferkahnjewelry.com

all. Local artist Sarah Rosedahl designed these punny shirts as a fundraiser for the First Unitarian Universalist Society of Burlington. uusociety.org

“I Got Mooned” 2024 solar eclipse postcard from Colossal Sanders, $1.50

Send friends who aren’t so lucky to be in the path of totality a cheeky note designed by Holub, aka Colossal Sanders, explaining what the cosmic spectacle was like. colossalsanders.com

“Goat to Sacrifice During Eclipse”

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figurine from Suspicious Duck, $15 The Inca considered solar eclipses a sign of the sun god Inti’s displeasure, leading them to o er sacrifices to pacify the divine being. Now you, too, can appease the gods with this small, 3D-printed Vermont collectible made by Williston artist Alex Bonson and ensure this eclipse will be

Solar eclipse suncatcher from AO Glass, $32

Hang this decorative glass ornament in a window to catch sunlight and scatter colorful reflections around the room. If you’re feeling crafty, AO Glass is also offering a workshop at its Burlington

studio where customers can stamp their own eclipse suncatchers in molten glass on Saturday, April 6, between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. aoglass.com

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T-shirt from the First Unitarian Universalist Society of Burlington, $27.99 Animals often react with confusion to solar eclipses, but the cows on this T-shirt are prepared — protective eyewear and

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in Illinois and never planned to live on one again.

A self-described jack-of-all-trades, he’s held a number of jobs, from furniture mover to truck driver. When he met Erika, now 48, he was managing a feed store in Littleton, Colo.

Erika, a New Jersey native, was working as an intensive care unit technician at the Littleton Equine Medical Center; she would come to Mark’s store to buy grain and supplies for horses in the hospital. The two flirted frequently, and one night when they ran into each other outside of work, Mark asked her out.

“And we haven’t spent a day apart since,” he said fondly.

Cute, fuzzy baby animals are an adorable sign of spring. The ugly truth? At some point, many of these animals are likely headed to the slaughterhouse.

That is, unless a place like Kinder Way Farm Sanctuary in West Pawlet will take them. The 125-acre nonprofit farm-animal sanctuary helps animals who are elderly and have special needs — one of just six such facilities in Vermont. It’s a labor of love run by Erika and Mark Gutel, a married couple who have overcome many challenges to help these animals enjoy retirement.

The critters come from all over; on a February day at the farm, Erika and Mark led a visitor into a noisy barn just off Route 22. “Sorry for the chaos,” Erika said. “Fred’s just arrived.”

Fred, an energetic sheep, was the newest member of Kinder Way’s rescue family; he came from a farm that could no longer care for him.

“He was scheduled for slaughter,” Erika explained, though she added that she didn’t know much else about

his history. It didn’t matter. Fred was already family. A goat bashed her head against the pen where Fred would stay for a few days until the other animals could get used to him.

Welcoming or bullying? “Both,” Erika said with a laugh. “She’s making sure the new kid knows his place.”

Like Fred, the Gutels came from somewhere else — Colorado. They relocated here in 2016, but their lives have been upended by a series of disasters, including the pandemic and a violent storm. The West Pawlet location, once known as Liebig Berries, is actually their third Vermont home. Last year, they moved their 100 farm animals, five dogs and three kids with help from the Pomerleau Family Foundation.

This year, they hope to make

enough money selling berries and growing niche crops to offset their expenses. It costs $40,000 a year just to feed the animals, not to mention vet bills and building maintenance. Mark works full time for the Addison County Sheriff’s Department and fills in part time with the Fair Haven Police Department as the animal control officer.

“Oh, it’s not easy,” Mark said, laughing, as he bent down to pet a pig. As he did, more pigs began to rambunctiously vie for his attention like a litter of giant puppies. “But where would these guys be without us? It keeps me going. So, we always find a way.”

A KINDER WAY TO LIVE

Sitting in the kitchen, Mark, 54, explained that he grew up on a farm

Erika had always dreamed of being a farmer, and she won Mark over. They started a farm in Colorado with a handful of Jersey cows and delivered raw milk to customers. They also raised chickens, turkeys and pigs for meat, but it took an emotional toll on them.

“We felt so sad killing these animals,” Mark said.

They decided to care for their remaining animals rather than slaughter them. People heard about what they were doing and started asking the couple to take their animals, too.

Mark and Erika began rescuing and caring for cats, horses, pigs, goats, sheep, cows, geese, ducks, chickens and “pretty much any animal that needed help,” Mark said.

Erika started to dream again. She saw a picture of a farm for sale in Benson, Vt. She printed it out and put it on the fridge, saying she hoped to live there someday. It inspired them to keep working and saving their money. Finally, in December 2016, they moved their family across the country.

They named their new farm sanctuary Kinder Way because “there has to be a kinder way to live and exist,” Mark said.

It’s been quite a journey since. In the beginning of 2020, they were asked to help with a case of animal hoarding in Brandon involving 400 animals. At the time, they assessed their situation and thought they could take on the extra expense. In addition to operating the animal sanctuary, they also ran a coffee shop in Castleton, at the Amtrak station near what was then Castleton University.

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“Business was great,” Erika said — until the pandemic shut everything down.

The couple got creative. They rented out campsites on the farm and hosted weddings, concerts and school field trips. Mark started attending the police academy to develop another source of income, but it wasn’t enough to keep the farm.

They sold it at a good price but couldn’t afford to buy another one that could house their animals. “We reached out in desperation on social media, and one of the teachers who brought her class to the farm for a field trip responded,” Erika said. She let them rent the guesthouse on her family farm in Middlebury and use their 60 acres.

Kinder Way moved there in April 2022. “We built all the structures to house the animals, the fencing, and built a yurt to bring in a side income to support the animals,” Erika said. Unfortunately, that December, a bomb cyclone swept through the property with winds over 100 mph. No animals were harmed, but it destroyed all of their buildings.

“The community was amazing and helped us pick up the pieces again,” Erika said. “But we knew we had to start searching for our new forever home” — preferably one that would come with another source of income. They purchased Liebig Berries last July.

Just as the Gutels finished telling their story, Erika’s phone chimed with a text message.

Erika laughed, holding up her phone: “Someone wants to know if we can take in their turkey.”

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Now Erika spends her days with the animals. After dropping her kids off at school — two are in high school, one is in first grade — she “makes the rounds,” she said, checking in on each animal, seeing how they’re doing, and making sure they get grain and hay.

“Except these guys, they’re

high-maintenance,” she said, reaching up to pet one of three elderly horses. Two of the three are more than 30 years old and toothless, so they get a special soaked mash twice a day. Erika grew up with horses, both riding and showing them in competitions, and it’s her love for these big animals that inspired her to train to be a vet tech in the first place.

In the afternoon, Erika picks up the kids from school, then finishes work on the farm. When

because we weren’t prepared, we lost out on about $100,000,” Mark lamented. On the bright side, he added, they fed a lot of birds and rabbits with their unpicked crop. The Gutels always seem to find a silver lining.

They’re inventive, too. Through a path in the woods, there’s a small yurt on the farm, overlooking a pond. It took a few tries to shove the door open, frozen shut by the February ice, but the inside was cozy with a woodstove,

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They’re partially blind and a little deaf, too. Mark pointed out Josh, Archie and Sid, his favorite.

“He’s the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen, but he’s so handsome,” Mark said, beaming with pride. Sid looked up, shiny eyes peeking out beneath flaps of skin and bristly hair, and almost seemed to smile

Help the Kinder Way Farm Sanctuary by making a tax-deductible donation at kinder-way-sanctuary.org or join Kinder Way’s Patreon to give regularly. All donations go toward veterinary care, feed and bedding for the animals; improving and building infrastructure for animal housing; repairing and building fencing for existing and future pasture areas; and helping more animals in need. Follow the sanctuary on Instagram @kinderwayberryfarmandsanctuary.

Mark gets home, he helps out, too, though he can get called away at any time to deal with animal issues elsewhere.

It sounds chaotic, but the couple envision an even busier summer at Kinder Way Farm once berry season kicks in.

They got a taste of that last year. “We closed on the farm and opened for blueberries a week later,” Erika said. “Honestly, it was the most fun we’ve ever had.” But with planning, they know it can be more profitable. There are 31 rows of blueberries on the property, and they only managed to harvest a third of them between hosting “you-pick” customers and selling the berries at farmers markets.

“The blueberries were great, and we saw potential there, but

flannel blankets and a full-size bed. They plan to rent out this little “slice of paradise” to visitors.

“It’s the best in the summer,” Erika said. “It gets so green out here, and it’s totally hidden and private. It’s so peaceful.”

PLAYING IN THE MUD

Mark’s perfect day on Kinder Way Farm is rolling around in the mud with the pigs. When he got to the pen on our tour of the barn, he hopped right in without hesitation. “There’s my boy. That’s my good boy,” he said, rubbing the bristles behind the pigs’ ears as they snorted at him.

The pigs are Kunekunes and came from the Brandon hoarding case Kinder Way helped with in 2020.

The pigpen is where Mark goes when things get stressful. He hangs out in the mud, where he can sit, think and feel at peace. Pigs are smart, he said, and can sense emotions. “Sid will literally console me,” Mark explained with an amused laugh. “He’s basically my best friend.”

Sid’s empathy is needed often — costs are mounting. The Gutels have had a rough few years following the pandemic, and a lot of the animals they take in have neurological damage or disabilities and need expensive vet care.

To make ends meet, Kinder Way solicits donations. The couple have had a lot of help from the Pomerleau family, and they have a small but devoted base of Patreon donors. With both of them working all day, Mark said, they don’t have time to actively recruit more, although Erika posts on their Instagram account as regularly as she can.

“I’m trying to reach out more, because we really need help to continue to do what we do,” she said.

That includes feeding and caring for Fred the sheep. Many of the goats crowded around the new arrival, baaing and bleating, while he settled into the corner on a blanket, paying little attention.

“You know, Fred’s cool. I like Fred,” Mark commented, watching as a goat headbutted the pen again, trying to get the new kid’s attention. “Yeah, I think he’s going to fit right in here with our crazy, happy family.” 

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Feeding Frenzy

Jacob Holzberg-Pill helps cultivate Vermont’s growing appetite for edible landscaping

Once upon a time, there were yards and there was food production, and never the twain should meet. Yards were for shade trees, grass, and maybe a flower bed or two; vegetable gardens were penned and tidy; and berry patches were relegated to fence posts.

But imagine replacing that expanse of grass with plants that provide food for people and habitats for wildlife. Fruit trees are the perfect size for us to pluck their bounty, and nut trees shelter us from the sun. Perennial herbs and vegetables boast beautiful flowers that thrive where delicate ornamentals and grass grow parched. Then there’s the come-hither appeal of ripe berries.

“We evolved to find little red berries,” said Jacob Holzberg-Pill, 4-H educator for special projects at the University of Vermont Extension and owner of Juneberry, a landscaping company named for the edible serviceberry. “People want more interactive landscapes, and they want to have a more involved relationship with their food.”

He’s among a growing number of Vermonters who are leaning into edible landscaping, also called foodscaping. It’s a gardening practice that weaves edible plants into any land available, be it an orchard, backyard or porch pot.

Holzberg-Pill’s own third-of-an-acre yard is a foodscaping master class, as Seven Days discovered during an early spring tour of his house in Burlington’s New North End.

The first sign of edible landscaping was the skeleton of an imposing Nanking cherry bush guarding the front door. The expressive sprawl of limbs convinced this reporter to ignore the door and keep walking to the side entrance, where the landscaper emerged, bearded and smiling, in a camel-colored work jacket and pants — the uno cial uniform of someone who works outside for a living.

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Many foodscape enthusiasts draw knowledge and inspiration from Holzberg-Pill. The Burlington resident regularly teaches edible landscaping workshops with the Northeast Organic Farming Association of Vermont, Red Wagon Plants, Gardener’s Supply, Access CVU, Vermont Garden Network and Rock Point Commons.

While the permaculture or foodscaping movement has a long history, Vermont has seen a surge of interest in edible landscaping since the onset of the pandemic, according to Kyle Albee, a board member of Branch Out Burlington! The volunteer group has been selling fruit trees at its annual tree sale for about 17 years.

“The fruit trees have always been popular, especially peaches and cherries,” Albee said. But in 2020, “people went crazy. We sold out a tree sale that normally takes months in seven days.” Since then, he added, “the demand for fruit trees really hasn’t decreased. It just seems to keep going.”

With his landscaping business and workshops, Holzberg-Pill “is really filling that need of ‘Where do you go to learn how to prune fruit trees? And if you’re planting them in a Burlington yard, where do you go for plants?’” said Elise Schadler, program manager for the Vermont Urban & Community Forestry Program at the state Department of Forests, Parks & Recreation. The state has no resource for residential fruit trees, she said, so educators such as Holzberg-Pill play a vital role in empowering others to give it a try.

As the tour of Holzberg-Pill’s yard continued, he pointed out a mulberry tree bordering the back deck, planted there because it bears fruit daily for two months. Each visitor to the backyard is welcomed with fruit as they pass the tree, he said.

Just beyond the deck grow clumps of 10 or 20 di erent perennial herbs, a few already sending up green shoots, for the

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Brattleboro’s Hermit Thrush Brewery to Close

After nearly a decade, HERMIT THRUSH BREWERY in Brattleboro will close its tasting room on Sunday, April 7, and sell through the remaining inventory by the end of the month, co-owner CHRISTOPHE GAGNÉ confirmed

Gagné and AVERY SCHWENK cofounded Hermit Thrush in November 2014. Their wood pellet-fueled brewery at 29 High Street focused exclusively on Belgianstyle sour ales made with carefully captured wild yeast strains.

Gagné, the brewmaster, told Seven Days in 2019 that he regards yeast as a brewing “partner” rather than an ingredient. “I don’t know if there’s another American brewery that has never bought yeast,” he said in a recent conversation.

At the brewery’s peak, Gagné said, it employed 14 people, and Hermit Thrush beers were available in 10 states along the Eastern seaboard. Its line of sour beers earned acclaim while putting it in a distinct minority.

Gagné estimated that sours make up about 1 percent of the craft beer category. “We’re a niche product,” he said, detailing the economic factors of which the business was a casualty. Long-aged sours are more expensive to produce and harder to sell, due partly to price and their rarity.

“Those who know really got it,” Gagné said. Knowledgeable servers played a critical role in introducing Hermit Thrush to other beer drinkers.

Four years into the “black-swan event called COVID,” Gagné continued, the craft beer industry is losing beer bars and experiencing distribution consolidation. “Two-thirds of our distributors have closed or been sold to another distributor,” Gagné said.

Since the closure announcement, Gagné said a few potential partners have approached Hermit Thrush. “There’s some chance that it may live on,” he said.

After 33 Years, Cheese & Wine Traders in South Burlington Shutters Abruptly

Cheese & Wine Traders at 1186 Williston Road in South Burlington closed permanently on Saturday without advance notice to employees or customers.

On its final day of operation, the store offered 15 percent off on all products. Its social media that day hinted at the forthcoming closure, promoting the discount with #LastDaySale. But, according to

several sources, employees had no inkling they were about to lose their jobs until a few minutes after the store closed.

The news came in an email, which Seven Days obtained.

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family to grab for cooking or the kids to sample. They’re interspersed with species of dormant flowering perennials — more than Holzberg-Pill could count. One trick he uses to foster a diversity of plants to attract beneficial insects and wildlife is to plant heavily in small spaces, growing most things from seed or propagation.

“Where neighbors are putting in three [plants], I’ll put in 10, and then I’ll put in 10 of another thing and then 10 of another,” he said.

Beyond the herb garden, the yard offers a dazzling variety of edible shrubs, including grapevines, a dozen varieties of blueberries and raspberries, and four kinds each of blackberries, strawberries, elderberries and bush cherries.

“Then we have all these other random fruits that nobody’s ever heard of before,” Holzberg-Pill said. Schisandra, for instance, is a traditional Chinese medicinal herb, also known as five-flavor fruit for its ability to impart sweet, sour, salty, bitter and umami flavors at once.

This gardener’s goal is to have berries all season.

“When friends come over, our kids get to show off the fruit, and then the friends get to eat it and the neighbors get to come by,” Holzberg-Pill said. They’re always tasting the latest crop of the season.

Beyond the berries, chickens live in a roomy coop shaded all summer long by trumpet vines, which provide food for hummingbirds. The chickens’ bedding is neighborhood leaf litter, which the family eventually composts to fertilize the berry bushes and trees. There are a lot of the latter, too: six or seven varieties of apple tree, two varieties of pear, four varieties of

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peach, and a few varieties each of juneberry, mulberry and cherry.

The list goes on. Holzberg-Pill moves or divides many of the plants as his family observes what thrives and what they like. Though he planned the garden when they moved in five and a half years ago, he said, a sense of experimentation and playfulness is evident in every corner of the yard.

“We’re not a garden magazine,” he said.

The yard still makes a stunning visual impact. A wooden arbor covered in vines and roses usually greets backyard visitors, leading them into what feels like a secret garden. The arbor had to come down over the winter to accommodate a new accessory dwelling in the backyard, but Holzberg-Pill hopes to bring it back this summer.

The family cultivate their yard’s aesthetic appeal not just for its own sake but to attract those human visitors — and interest some of them in trying foodscaping. Because Holzberg-Pill and his family are in the yard so often, he said, they’ve made friends with several neighbors who are slowly filling their own front yards with veggies, berries and trees in lieu of grass.

One nearby foodscape comrade is Ren Weiner, owner of Miss Weinerz, a small bakery that is well known for its sourdough doughnuts featuring local ingredients. Foodscaping was a natural extension of the business and helped it grow, Weiner said. She and her family own a less-thanquarter-acre plot on which they keep chickens and grow herbs, flowers and at least 20 varieties of fruit in the front and back yards.

Weiner’s organic raspberry canes come from Hinesburg’s Red Wagon Plants. As the crop has matured, she’s been able to scale back on buying raspberries for her baked

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goods and use the savings to purchase a wider range of local produce.

Bats visit the yard by night, and every year Weiner finds monarchs and native pollinators. To her mind, an edible landscape is way more fun and functional than crispy grass she’d have to mow.

“We’ve done really minimal work to get maximum output,” Weiner said.

Gardeners wondering how to get started with foodscaping should check out the annual Branch Out Burlington! tree sale and Burlington Community Tree Nursery, both hosted at the University of Vermont’s Horticulture Research Center in South Burlington. Schadler also recommends East Hill Tree Farm in Plainfield and Elmore Roots Nursery. All four resources also sell nut trees, a great addition for larger yards and landscapes.

Branch Out Burlington! board member Albee suggests also looking for low-cost plants at conservation nursery tree sales, such as those held by the Winooski Natural Resources Conservation District and Franklin County Natural Resources Conservation District.

But any nursery in Vermont will probably offer options. Holzberg-Pill said starting on a foodscape comes down to digging a hole, watering it and mulching.

Weiner agreed. “There’s no wrong way to start, and you don’t need to know anything,” she said. “It can be as simple as planting garlic in the corner ... It doesn’t even need to be edible. It’s so nice that it is, though.” ➆

Learn more at juneberrylandscapes.com.

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Thingz From Yaad brings Jamaican cuisine to a former dining hall in Colchester

Dining hall food is notoriously terrible. But in Colchester, food in a former dining hall couldn’t get much better.

Since early March, the cafeteria of the now-closed Albany College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences has become a destination for oxtails, jerk chicken and curried goat. The building is under construction, but all you have to do to find Thingz From Yaad is follow your nose.

The Jamaican food biz, which offers catering and lunchtime pickup Monday through Wednesday, is just one of Shaneall Ferron’s three entrepreneurial endeavors. She also owns a travel agency and Windsor Homecare & Staffing, a private home health care company.

“I’m a go-getter,” Ferron, 30, said with a laugh.

A nurse by profession, she was working for the AIDS Healthcare Foundation in her native Jamaica when her younger sister, who lived in Vermont, invited her to visit in spring 2021. By mid-June, she’d resigned from her job and made the move.

“I remember when the car hit the top of the hill on Main Street” in Burlington, Ferron recalled. “It was summer, and it was beautiful. I felt mushy — everything inside

of me was just happy. I felt like this was a place I could do whatever my imagination was telling me to do.”

At first, Ferron cooked at home and posted photos of her dishes on Instagram. She catered for the Vermont Professionals of Color Network in August 2022, and word started to spread. Thingz From Yaad’s first big public event, Burlington’s 2023 Juneteenth celebration, was a smash; Ferron sold out of more than 400 servings of food in an hour.

To make that event happen, she had help — and production space — from Maria Lara-Bregatta of local Dominican fusion restaurant Café Mamajuana. As of early March, the two friends share the former dining hall kitchen in Colchester. (Café Mamajuana currently offers catering and preordered meal pickups on Fridays.)

The pairing makes sense, Ferron said. She and Lara-Bregatta use many of the same ingredients, albeit in very different ways. “We have very similar cultures, both being from the Caribbean,” she continued.

Ferron’s food is a celebration of her home (“yaad” in Jamaica), from traditional meals such as ackee and saltfish, the national dish, to her own creations, such

as coconut-crusted jerk corn. I tried a bit of both genres when I ordered lunch on a recent Tuesday: the fantastically fun jerk corn ($10), which comes studded with toasted coconut flakes and speared on a stick, and oxtails with rice and peas ($25).

Oxtails are an expensive meat in Jamaica, Ferron explained, and cooking the dish is “a sign that you had a good week.” Eating her version — a rich, comforting stew, with meat so tender it seemed to fall off the bone just by looking at it — certainly made my week a good one. Every Thingz From Yaad order also comes with a cup of sorrel, a vibrant red hibiscus drink typically served around Christmas, which Ferron makes according to her mother’s secret recipe.

Ferron grew up in a farming family on the island’s rural northeast coast, and she learned to cook from her mother when she

was 9 years old. Her mom, who died from cancer in 2017, had seven children but would often cook for at least 12.

“My mom’s kitchen was a place where everybody would come and eat,” Ferron said. “She was always cooking and giving.”

On Friday, April 5, Ferron will host a family-style dinner she’s calling “My Mother’s Table” at Local Maverick’s Burlington event space. It’s her turn to bring people together through food. ➆

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difficult decision to close the business permanently,” co-owners Nick Savasta and his husband, John Howard, wrote to the store’s 25 or so employees.

The email went on to remind employees that they were “prohibited from discussing any information about the business, including this email update,” because of a “privacy policy” document they all had signed when hired. Savasta and Howard did not reply to multiple requests for comment on Monday.

The company employed fewer than 50 employees at one site, meaning it was not required to provide advanced warning of layoffs under the federal Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act.

The retailer was founded in 1991 by Steve Lidle and Nancy Wright. They built a reputation as a go-to source of deals on overstocks of gourmet and natural food

items. The store was known especially for its cheese selection and its “world-famous” annual wine garage sales.

A 2001 New York Times article described Lidle and Wright’s approach of scooping up products with misapplied labels, missing ingredients or expired “best by” dates — though all still perfectly edible. It quoted Lidle as saying, “It feels good to save all that beautiful food.”

Savasta and Howard were the store’s third set of proprietors. After the couple bought the business in 2015, they gradually shifted the product mix to more local and gourmet products and fewer bargains.

On Monday, when Cheese & Wine Traders is normally open, the store was shut tight with small “CLOSED” signs on the front and back doors. Shelves full of products could still be seen through the glass windows and doors.

Buttery Market, Espresso and Wine Bar Planned for St. Johnsbury

MAGGIE GRAY and GAVIN WYNKOOP-FISCHER are in the process of opening a neighborhood market and espresso and wine bar in the former Cosmic Cup Café space in downtown St. Johnsbury.

The BUTTERY is inspired by FOX MARKET AND BAR in East Montpelier and the GENNY in Craftsbury, Gray, 33, told Seven Days. She’d hoped one of those businesses would open a location in St. Johnsbury, but as they expanded elsewhere, she and WynkoopFischer, 34, decided to do it themselves.

“We felt like we were filling a few niches that were important in St. J, and the opportunity was kind of ripe,” WynkoopFischer said. “We want to add to the energy that’s moving forward in town.”

The Cosmic Cup closed its doors at 379 Railroad Street in January. Gray operates Haven, a secondhand furniture and home goods store, in the same building. She and Wynkoop-Fischer have signed a provisional lease pending the completion of a crowdfunding campaign for funds to purchase Cosmic Cup’s kitchen

equipment. If all goes well, they’ll open by early June.

The Buttery will serve bagels from Cosmic Cup’s LIV GENIER and a “snacky” evening menu, including build-your-own charcuterie boards, Gray said. It will also host pop-ups, building on collaborations she started at Haven with Montpelier catering biz AGATHA and EDEN CIDERS. Gray will manage the wine bar, focusing on local and regional natural wines and bottles under $30.

Wynkoop-Fischer has worked in the Upper Valley’s coffee industry for the past five years. He’s spearheading the creation of the Buttery’s espresso bar, where he’ll “nerd out” on coffee from roasters such as Northfield’s CARRIER ROASTING, Burlington’s BRIO COFFEEWORKS and Woodstock’s ABRACADABRA COFFEE, he said.

At Haven, people often stop in just to chat. The Buttery will have the same vibe, Gray said — and midcentury furniture.

ArtsRiot in Burlington Reopens With Pizza and a Bar

The restaurant and bar at 400 Pine Street in Burlington is up and running again under the name ARTSRIOT, with local chef-manager MATTHEW WAGNER at the helm.

Wagner and one other employee are currently offering a limited menu Wednesdays through Sundays, from 4 to 9 p.m. It includes New York-style pizza by the slice, Moroccan barbecue chicken wings, an Italian antipasto salad, and snacks such as fried artichokes and fried risotto balls called arancini — plus natural wines by the glass and bottle, ArtsRiot canned cocktails, basic mixed cocktails, beer on tap, and soft drinks.

Wagner, 36, has worked for a number of Burlington restaurants and caterers. Most recently, he was a production cook at PHILO RIDGE FARM until it closed its culinary operation in November. He said his goal with ArtsRiot is “to bring life back to a treasured community hub.” While there are no immediate plans for the venue to return to hosting music and other events, he hopes that will happen “over the next few months.”

Cofounders PJ McHenry and Felix Wai established ArtsRiot as a South End Arts District food and entertainment hub in 2013. But the road has been bumpy for the business since the founders and chef-partner GEORGE LAMBERTSON sold it to entrepreneur ALAN NEWMAN in July 2020.

Newman, cofounder of Seventh Generation and MAGIC HAT BREWING and coowner of Higher Ground, built a distillery in the former ArtsRiot ticket office and launched a line of canned cocktails. But the distillery never fully opened. In August 2022, an ArtsRiot press representative said Newman had “stepped down from his operating roles at ArtsRiot” and was “transitioning his ownership and involvement in the business.”

ArtsRiot eliminated regular kitchen hours in fall 2022 and shuttered by the end of that year. In March 2023, a press representative told Seven Days that 400 Pine Street would host an outpost of PlantPub, a casual vegan restaurant founded in Cambridge, Mass. But by October, that deal had apparently fallen through. James Unsworth of the Howard Space Partnership, which owns the building, told Seven Days the 6,800-square-foot space was available for lease again.

Wagner deferred the question of who currently owns ArtsRiot to Craig Hastings, director of hospitality for the New Hampshire-based Pink Fox Group, with whom the chef-manager is working to relaunch the business. Hastings did not respond to an emailed request for the name of the business owner. ArtsRiot is registered with the Vermont Secretary of State’s Office under Speak Easy Arts, which is also associated with the ArtsRiot Distillery, Liquid Arts and Liquid Arts Distillery. Unsworth declined to say who is paying the monthly rent.

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eater review: e Play at Goes Wrong, Northern Stage

Not everyone loves being onstage, but those who do often love it so much that they make ideal subjects for comedy. Dressing up and pretending to be someone else while a houseful of people watch your every move is tricky enough, but in The Play That Goes Wrong , the performers must sustain theatrical artifice while their play crumbles around them. Every convention of theater is satirized, but one premise never flags: the commitment to the illusion.

The laughter rarely subsides in the Northern Stage production, featuring talented actors playing untrained performers in a local drama group. They’re staging a thriller, straining to pretend the mishaps aren’t real while the play is.

Written by Henry Lewis, Jonathan Sayer and Henry Shields — three members of Mischief Theatre who originally took on three of the roles — the play premiered in London in 2012 and is still running in the West End.

It’s up to the audience to contribute willing suspension of disbelief. We’re asked to accept a disintegrating set, misplaced props, ghastly overacting and so many missed cues that it’s hard to remember there was some kind of plot to the play. As lines are repeated and unconvincing

snow falls, the audience is still prepared to believe a sword fight can continue after the prop foils snap to their handles — provided the actors cover for it like the great fake fencers they are. Commitment is all.

Holding the strands together is a murder mystery, albeit one that draws a suspicious amount of inspiration from Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap. The acting style is overwrought, with each mention of the word “murder” a cue for red light to drench the stage and the actors to freeze in stylized horror. At least that’s what’s supposed to happen, when the light board operator is paying attention.

away. The other half lies in letting the audience see a predicament just before the performers do and select a doomed solution to their problem. We know too little or too much, a great way to feel dizzy.

THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG OVERFLOWS WITH SILLINESS.

The show is constantly teaching the audience what to expect, and saturating the script and characters with clichés is the perfect way to set a play on autopilot. Oddly, you may have some trouble guessing whodunit (it’s way too complicated), but you can enjoy switching to whocaresaboutit.

Attention itself is the secret to The Play That Goes Wrong. Half the humor is about surprising the audience — and those moments of amazement dare not be given

the script’s wonderful gags into bravura feats, and the ensemble works together to execute them with gorgeous precision.

Grayson DeJesus is the drama society’s self-appointed double threat as director and lead actor. Though he loves the big moves of “taking stage,” his character is among the worst at rescuing derailed scenes, so much so that only the audience can help him out of one jam. Dominic Giovanni is the light and sound technician whose breezy approach to his duties sometimes spoils the murder-y ambience, but he finally takes his job seriously enough to end up inside the play.

Cordell Cole plays an actor who lives for drama, ending his moves with a swirl and raising his character’s emotions to an 11. David Mason is the butler created by an actor who’s never been stopped from mispronouncing certain words and seems to have taken to heart only the direction to project his voice.

Izzie Steele devises the actress playing a leading lady whose glamorous turn results in startling slapstick. Somehow, her meek character overcomes every adversity thanks to hidden bravado. As the Cornley stage manager, Caitlin Du y limps in terror onto the stage as an understudy, only to love the limelight so much she’ll fight for the right to stay in front of the curtain.

Andrew Gombas is lovably terrible as an amateur who does most of his acting through exaggerated gestures and steadfastly keeps his gaze aimed at an audience that might break into applause at any moment. Jack Russell supplies the physical comedy of a corpse that must move itself from scene to scene oh so invisibly.

The light is always dawning on the actors of the Cornley Drama Society, and onstage they face challenges few thespians can meet. If an actor is accidentally knocked unconscious, should the remaining players pretend it hasn’t happened and continue their lines while the body on the floor is incapable of speech? If a prop notebook is missing, does a flower vase make a good substitute? If a door is stuck, should the actor trapped behind it step around the flat and enter anyway? And if so, what expression should he wear to best convey a) his character, b) his own courageous struggle with embarrassment and c) his conviction that the audience will accept all this?

The eight actors in this production relish every dilemma. They convey all the gusto of amateurs who love being onstage, combined with undying dedication to keep the play afloat no matter how many holes it springs. Director Peter Hackett hones

Northern Stage’s tech and design are first-rate. Scenic designer David L. Arsenault creates a manor with awe-inspiring furnishings, but these architectural elements can’t just sit there. They have to break, and break in ways the viewer can’t possibly guess until the audience and the actors share the surprise.

The Play That Goes Wrong overflows with silliness. Some of it is volume — the gags are countless. Some of it is execution — the stunts are stunning. And all of it is a salute to theater, where performing live means mortification lurks behind every missed cue, broken doorknob, forgotten line and lost prop. To make everything that goes wrong a beautiful excuse for comedy is to make it all go very right. ➆

INFO

e Play at Goes Wrong, by Henry Lewis, Jonathan Sayer and Henry Shields, directed by Peter Hackett, produced by Northern Stage. rough April 14, Wednesdays through Saturdays, 7:30 p.m.; ursdays and Saturdays, 2 p.m.; and Sundays, 5 p.m., at Byrne eater, Barrette Center for the Arts, in White River Junction. $19-69. northernstage.org

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From the Hollywood Bowl to a Local Residency, the String Queens Push Boundaries

e Washington, D.C.-based Black female trio the String Queens formed in 2017 and soon began playing for national audiences. Violinist Kendall Isadore, violist Dawn Johnson and cellist Élise Sharp performed at the 2021 Biden-Harris inaugural festivities and arranged and recorded the theme music for ESPN’s broadcasts of Wimbledon that year. ey’ve played Carnegie Hall in New York City four times and headlined jazz festivals in the U.S. capital. Last year, they opened for jazz singer Diana Krall at the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles.

e String Queens’ next stop is New Hampshire’s Lebanon Opera House, just over the Vermont border, where they’ll perform on ursday, April 4. At 745 seats, the venue is a slight downsize from the Bowl’s 17,500. But the String Queens plan to light up the newly renovated 100-yearold opera house with their signature blend of classical, jazz, pop, R&B and soul. e trio tends to announce its programs from the stage, with repertoire ranging from its own contemporary arrangement of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik” to Chick Corea’s “Spain” to “Eleanor Rigby” by the Beatles.

e String Queens’ piece “Crazy/Rolling” combines “Crazy” by Gnarls Barkley and “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele.

“We’re all about pushing boundaries,” Isadore said by phone.

Education brings the String Queens to New Hampshire. As part of a residency with the opera house that will culminate in the free evening concert, they have been working via Zoom with the advanced

string students of Tour Group, a youth program of the Upper Valley Music Center in Lebanon. At the concert, the students will join the trio onstage for Ludwig van Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy,” Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” and Johann Pachelbel’s Canon in D.

During their visit, the String Queens will also conduct a workshop, “Hip-Hoppin’ Genres,” with 10 music center faculty members.

Isadore, Johnson and Sharp, from Houston, Miami and D.C., respectively, are passionate music educators. All three began playing their instruments as children, and all have worked as school orchestra directors. Isadore currently directs enrollment at a private high school in Maryland, while Johnson is an instructional coach for elementary school arts teachers at the same D.C. charter school where Sharp is the middle school orchestra director.

Isadore said the women crossed paths separately many times before joining forces. Johnson, who studied at the Juilliard School in New York City, first met Sharp in 2003 when both were principals of their sections in the Soulful Symphony in Baltimore. Sharp and Isadore both attended D.C.’s Howard University but met later, around 2013, through wedding gigs and the DC Jazz Fest.

“[Sharp] was one of the few multigenre musicians I knew — and one of the funkiest cellists I had ever heard,” Isadore recalled. When a wedding gig came up

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Middlebury native Abigail Nessen Bengson and her husband, Shaun Bengson, typically play themselves in Hundred Days, a musical memoir that tells the true story of how the couple fell in love and embraced life as if they had only 100 days left to live. The Bengsons have toured the U.S. performing their concert-style show since its San Francisco premiere in 2014.

But for the musical’s Vermont debut, a different real-life couple will play the Bengsons: Lincoln native Grace Experience — daughter of novelist Chris Bohjalian and photographer Victoria Blewer — and her boyfriend, Stephen Shore. Playing from Thursday, April 4, through Sunday, April 7, at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury, the 90-minute show explores themes of mortality and the painful inevitability of love ending in loss.

The Middlebury Acting Company production follows Abigail and Shaun’s whirlwind romance, in which they marry just three weeks after meeting and confront Abigail’s fear of losing Shaun to illness. The premise comes from a dream Abigail had that her future husband would be diagnosed with a life-threatening condition, leaving the two only 100 days together.

“Most people, we live for the weekend or retirement or looking forward to an event,” Shore said. “If you live like you only have 100 days, how would that be different? It forces you to think, Am I loving enough? Am I feeling enough? Am I living enough?”

The cast conveys those themes through folk-rock songs such as “The Years Go By,” a meditation on the passage of time. “We’ll have Halloween in the morning / Christmas in the afternoon / birthdays at sundown,” Experience sings, portraying Abigail as she scrambles to fit a lifetime of memories into just 100 days.

A New York Times critics’ pick, the show has received national praise. Ben Brantley, the former chief theater critic at the Times, called the Bengsons’ performance a “luminous musical memoir” and advised audiences to watch it “with a handkerchief at the ready.”

The Bengsons, who split their time between Brandon and New York City, were not involved in the Middlebury production and probably won’t attend the show, according to director Margo Whitcomb. The couple are busy premiering The Keep Going Songs at Lincoln Center Theater in New York City this spring. The show is inspired by their viral hit “The Keep Going Song,” written in quarantine at the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Middlebury folk-rock musical Hundred Days explores the true meaning of “’til death do us part”

Bengsons in Hundred Days was perfect, Whitcomb said, since the cast didn’t need to take time for the leads to form a relationship. Their emotional rawness is authentic.

Several aspects of the Bengsons’ love story parallel that of Shore and Experience. Both women grew up in Vermont, and both couples met their partners while working on shows. Shore said he gets choked up whenever Experience sings lyrics about growing old together and what will happen when one of them passes away — no acting required.

A five-person band — accordionist, keyboardist, bassist, drummer and cellist — accompanies the characters of Abigail and Shaun onstage and occasionally chimes in with commentary.

In a typical musical, “the musicians are hidden in the pit, so to have them totally integrated into the storytelling is just exhilarating,” Whitcomb said. “You get that kind of rock-concert feel.”

The musicians essentially double as actors, said 23-year-old Kai Fukuda, a Middlebury College graduate who sings and plays keyboard in the band. In other shows, he can take a break between songs, but not in this one.

“You’re thinking about your delivery — not just musically and technically,” he said, “but also emotionally a lot more.”

Whitcomb said the Middlebury production will incorporate more theatrical elements than did the Bengsons’ original performance, in which the actors stood statically in front of microphones. The cast of the Middlebury show will wear body mics, allowing them to move around the stage. For example, Experience and Shore act out the Bengsons’ dates, which involve eating pizza, drinking beer and riding the subway to Coney Island, Whitcomb said.

Part of what drew Shore to the script, he said, is the Bengsons’ openness about their sometimes-tangled love story. Shortly after they meet, Abigail leaves her fiancé, and Shaun kicks out his roommate so Abigail can live with him.

“They’re not afraid to show all the messy stuff,” he said. “I don’t think I’ve ever looked at a script where two characters were more honest and self-aware.”

Experience hopes audiences will leave feeling that they should “keep trying and loving in the face of fear,” she said. “Make that choice to love, even though it’s scary.” ➆

INFO

Hundred Days, Thursday through Saturday, April 4 to 6, 7:30 p.m.; and Sunday, April 7, 2 p.m., at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. $25-44. townhalltheater.org

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Other works by the couple include The Lucky Ones, which explores the traumatic adolescence — marred by violence and her parents’ divorce — that led Abigail to flee Vermont for New York. Casting another real-life couple as the Stephen Shore and Grace Experience The band, from left: Madison Middleton, Chelsea Robinson, Kai Fukuda, Xander Bowles and Jon Jon March COURTESY OF PETER LOURIE HANNAH FEUER

Legendary Vermont Saxophonist Joe Moore Dies

Saxophonist and vocalist Joe Moore, a staple of the Vermont music scene since the early 1970s, died last week at the age of 75. His family made the announcement via Moore’s social media last Wednesday.

“It is with deep sorrow that we share Joe Moore has been called Home,” the statement read. “We ask for your patience and consideration as we cope with losing him.”

Moore was a colossal musical figure, particularly in the Burlington scene. Capable of moving through R&B, funk, blues and jazz, he played in the N-Zones, Blues for Breakfast, the X-Rays and the Jeff Salisbury Band. He also fronted his own outfit, the Joe Moore Band.

Moore grew up playing in the Miami area before landing big-time gigs with the likes of Wilson Pickett and the Isley Brothers. In a story that became local legend, he ended up in Vermont after being turned away at the Canadian border and was stranded in the Green Mountain State with little money.

An immensely skilled and soulful player, Moore quickly established himself as one of the area’s preeminent musicians, playing at the inaugural Burlington Discover Jazz Festival in 1984. Though struggling with health issues in recent years, including prostate cancer, Moore still performed at the 40th annual jazz fest last year, guesting with local R&B and soul singer Myra Flynn.

Fellow Vermont musician Paul Asbell posted a eulogy to Moore online shortly after his friend’s passing.

“Joe gave 110% at the bare minimum with every note he played,” the guitarist wrote. “He was never less than completely soulful and heartfelt ... and all that genuine feeling he brought to the bandstand was returned back to him ten-fold by the audiences who loved him. We were lucky to have him.”

A celebration of life will be held on Saturday, May 25, with further details to be announced. A Joe Moore Youth in Music Foundation is being created to benefit students at C.P. Smith Elementary School in Burlington, where Moore volunteered for years. ➆

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and a violist was needed, the two called Johnson.

For that first performance, Isadore said, “We played the same rep that everyone plays, but it sounded different. It sounded soulful.” They decided to make the trio official and met in Sharp’s classroom to decide on a name. One reason for choosing “the String Queens” was their habit of referring to their students as royalty.

The group has since put out three albums. The latest, RISE, was partially funded by a grant from the Sphinx Organization in Detroit, which helps support Black and Latino musicians.

Despite having appeared on important stages around the country, Isadore said, the trio doesn’t take its opportunities for granted. “Every time, it’s OK, we can do this We don’t forget that we were [once] not welcome on these stages,” she noted. And when Black musicians later were welcomed, she added, they “had to entertain

and then go somewhere else to use the bathroom.”

The String Queens combat racism through their music. A patriotic medley they composed, “’Til Victory Is Won,” combines “America the Beautiful” and “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” popularly known as the Black national anthem, with “Battle Hymn of the Republic.” The first two tunes are typically heard on separate occasions, such as the Fourth of July and Juneteenth; the last gained popularity during the Civil War, when Union soldiers added lyrics honoring abolitionist John Brown.

The medley, Isadore said, “represents the country we want: united, justice-filled, freedom-filled, where we all belong.” ➆

INFO

The String Queens, Thursday, April 4, 6:30 p.m., at Lebanon Opera House in New Hampshire. Free; donations accepted. lebanonoperahouse.org, thestringqueens.com

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Love Lies Bleeding ★★★★

How many violent lesbian noir thrillers can you name? Probably not many. But Love Lies Bleeding , the second feature from UK director Rose Glass (Saint Maud) could blaze a path in that regard. Since it premiered at the Sundance Film Festival earlier this year, fueled by Kristen Stewart’s star power, the luridly titled movie has inspired a CNN think piece and descriptions such as “sapphic fever dream on steroids” (on the LGBTQ culture site Them). See it in Burlington at Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas.

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The deal

In 1989 New Mexico, gym manager Lou (Stewart) cleans toilets and rejects the advances of a flirty coworker (Anna Baryshnikov) with equally flinty determination. Estranged from her scary dad (Ed Harris), who runs a cross-border smuggling operation, Lou stays in town only to protect her sister (Jena Malone) from the violence of an abusive husband (Dave Franco).

But everything changes when itinerant bodybuilder Jackie (Katy O’Brian) struts into Lou’s life. With all of her belongings in a du el, Jackie is hitchhiking her way from Oklahoma — where she fled her homophobic family — to a competition in Las Vegas. She’s earning quick cash waiting tables at Lou’s dad’s shooting range.

The two women’s chemistry is immediate and undeniable. Lou invites Jackie to crash at her place and supplies her with steroids to give her an edge in the competition. But the violence of Lou’s family looms over them both — and love, rage, sweat and steroids make for an explosive combination.

Will you like it?

Love Lies Bleeding feels like a lost ’80s movie, if the ’80s had been more open to pulpy LGBTQ romance. Its use of the period setting is admirably subtle: There are dolphin shorts and princess phones but no nostalgia-bait needle drops, only a selection of obscure period tunes and a throbbing score by Clint Mansell.

The earliest giveaway that we’re in the past? The stenciled signs posted all over the

gym extolling the benefits of pain. In the austere and unsettling Saint Maud, Glass explored the connection between religion and masochism, self-harm and sainthood. Self-harm is a thread running through Love Lies Bleeding, too, but this story, with its familiar genre elements, o ers the audience less tension and more catharsis.

Here, self-destructive behavior comes with an adrenaline rush. Glass uses the period setting to take us back to a time before we were alert to the perils of eating disorders and toxic gym culture — when moviegoers unironically worshipped Sylvester Stallone’s dripping pecs in the Rambo and Rocky movies, and even stars such as Matthew Modine and Jamie Lee Curtis got training montages.

With her formidable physique, dewy eyes and Colgate smile, O’Brian embodies an ideal of the era, part Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2: Judgment Day and part Jennifer Beals in Flashdance. The modern twist is that Jackie is happily bisexual and prone to hulking out in a way seldom seen since the Lou Ferrigno TV version of “The Incredible Hulk” — complete with bulging muscle close-ups and sound e ects.

We’ve seen countless variations on this plot before. Stewart convincingly plays a female version of the tough guy trying to make a quiet life for himself, while O’Brian is the femme fatale who disrupts that plan,

Malone is the damsel in distress, Franco is the dirtbag, and Harris is the heavy. The screenplay, by Glass and Weronika Tofilska, has a grubby e ciency, sketching the characters in broad strokes that serve to make them iconic without making them terribly interesting.

Yet a vein of David Lynch-style surrealism lifts Love Lies Bleeding above its foundation of noir pastiche. Like Jackie, the movie has a youthful bravado that is impossible to look away from.

Glass works from a base of kitchensink realism: handheld camerawork, a shot inside a dingy lobster tank to remind us the characters are trapped. Then she adds moments that dip straight into the protagonists’ fevered fantasy lives. Saint Maud features similarly vertiginous gaps between its heroine’s fantasies and reality, with a last shot that returns us jarringly, horrifyingly to the literal world. But in Love Lies Bleeding, the awakenings feel gentler, almost whimsical — if you don’t mind your whimsy mixed with graphic gore and a few broken teeth.

Love Lies Bleeding is a crowd-pleaser, assuming the crowd in question enjoys sex, violence and the triumph of the underdog. Far from o ering “positive role models,” as movies about LGBTQ characters used to be expected to do, this one refreshingly gives its protagonists free rein to be chaotic,

di cult and delusional. To some extent, it even rewards them for it, wearing its contempt for heteronormativity on its sleeve. Like the stu that Jackie injects, the movie may come with a lot of necessary warning labels, but it will pump you up.

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SAINT MAUD (2019; MGM+, Prime Video, rentable): In Glass’ first feature, a young hospice nurse (Morfydd Clark, in an award-winning performance) believes she has the power to save her patient’s soul.

BOUND (1996; Kanopy, Pluto TV, rentable): One precedent for the lesbian noir genre is this gritty cult film from directors Lana and Lilly Wachowski (before their breakout with e Matrix) in which Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly plan a heist while falling in love.

FEMALE TROUBLE (1974; rentable): In an interview on rogerebert.com, Glass said one influence on Love Lies Bleeding and its arc of “finding liberation through transgression” was this John Waters camp classic in which Divine plays a teenage delinquent. It’s a wild (and very funny) ride.

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Going Rogue

A touring exhibition at Burlington’s Fleming Museum examines colonialist roots

Museums of the so-called Western world are currently engaged in a moment of reckoning. Instead of simply focusing on how rare, unique or masterfully made the objects in their collections are, curators are questioning how those objects arrived at the museums in the first place. Often, their acquisition was made possible by colonialism.

Contemporary artists are also becoming interested in the intersection of museum practices and colonialist enterprises. In Burlington, the University of Vermont’s Fleming Museum of Art is currently hosting a traveling exhibition that gathers mainly conceptual pieces on this topic by 17 artists from around the world. “Never Spoken Again: Rogue Stories of Science and Collections” was produced by Independent Curators International, a Manhattan-based institute that supports emerging avantgarde curators. David Ayala-Alfonso, a Colombian national who lives in Mexico City, curated the show.

Ayala-Alfonso frames the exhibition with a fictitious story: An unnamed German scientist from an unidentified era — the introductory text leaves several blanks — produced a comprehensive study of new-world land and species that became a “milestone in the history of the conquest of the Americas.”

Meanwhile, that same scientist spent 20 years secretly studying one bird’s utterances. He finally determined that the bird was simply imitating bits of every language it had heard, but he nonetheless “forcibly edited the animal’s random noises into the form of a language.”

The framing asks visitors to imagine the fictional scholar’s practice writ large: the “scientific” domination of colonized cultures through appropriation and classification. It engages visitors in that act by leaving parts of the story to their imagination. And it makes the point that the “rogue” stories explored in the exhibition cannot be assumed to be true.

As a Werner Herzog quote painted on one wall puts it, truth is created through “fabrication and imagination

and stylization.” (Fleming curator Kristan Hanson identified the quote for Seven Days; the exhibition has no attribution.)

Mexican artist Ulrik López threads that needle of truth-as-creation carefully. Her work “Summon Song I” (2018-19) positions replicas of gritones — pre-Hispanic ceramic vessels shaped like screaming heads that were used for long-distance communication — as caryatids supporting a large, disused stereo. Out of a hidden mini-stereo come sounds of a voice experimenting with gasps, howls, hums and breaths. A photo shows a fictitious excavation site where the vessels were supposedly discovered.

Lopez’s work, most of which is displayed on a simple table, echoes a museum exhibit, but no glass separates these objects from

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visitors, and sound animates them. “Our hope is that visitors take the stories told in the exhibition [and bring them] into our permanent collections,” Hanson said. There they might see with new eyes, for instance, the Fleming’s own Mesoamerican display, which she described as “behind glass, frozen.”

Glass is part of the critique of colonialism in Brazilian artist Maria Thereza Alves’ “The Ways They Make War With Worlds” (1984/2020). Her work captures a moment in the 1980s that signaled a turn toward selfdetermination for the Indigenous peoples of the Brazilian Amazon. It includes long excerpts of the 1980 testimony that

Alvaro Fernandez Sampaio Tukano, one of the Indigenous Tucano people, gave at a tribunal in Rotterdam, Netherlands. In it, he accused the Salesian missionaries, a Catholic order that had colonized the Amazon, of ethnocide.

Alternating with the transcripts are photographs Alves took in 1984 of exhibits in the Museu do Índio in Manaus, Brazil. The shots show life-size anthropological dioramas of Indigenous people behind glass and highly ordered displays of materials they used. Nothing about the images indicates an unmediated understanding of the people the museum purported to preserve.

Exposing colonial destruction is at the

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heart of some additional works, such as Colombian artist Reyes Santiago Rojas’ “Sugar Crush No. 1,” a wooden mule saddle on which the artist balances bundles of sugarcane-shaped rods made from contemporary soda cans.

In the 2018 work “Especies Verticales (Vertical Species),” Chilean artist Sofia de Grenade addresses colonialism through eucalyptus, a plant that outside corporations brought to South America from Australia in the 1850s for uses such as producing power poles. The invasive plant now covers South America and has transformed its natural landscapes, according to the label. In de Grenade’s installation, the vertical elements of what appears to be an irrigation device echo the electricity pole dangling from a helicopter in a found photo from a Colombian wood-treatment facility.

Not all the artists’ works are gulpinducing; some are genuinely funny. American artist Daniel R. Small’s “Excavation

ART EVENTS

ARTIST TALK: SAMIRA ABBASSEY: Brattleboro Museum & Art Center curator Sarah Freeman moderates a virtual discussion with the artist exploring the idea of the human body as a spiritual, psychological and biological vehicle, in conjunction with a current exhibit. Register at brattleboromuseum.org. Online, Wednesday, April 3, 7 p.m. Info, 257-0124.

‘CURRENTLY SPEAKING: GARDENING OUT OF

CONTEXT’: In conjunction with an ongoing exhibition, horticulturist Gavin Boyce-Ratliff discusses naturalistic garden design and the New England vernacular. The Current, Stowe, Thursday, April 4, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358.

PANEL ON VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN: In conjunction with “Voices” and “Portraits in Red,” exhibitions at the Southern Vermont Arts Center, Vermont Humanities convenes experts to discuss local efforts to prevent violence against women and protect those impacted by violence, as well as to explore the role that the arts can play in raising awareness and sparking dialogue. Register

II” (2016) combines “artifacts” preserved under glass from the destroyed set of Cecil B. DeMille’s 1923 film The Ten Commandments with paintings cut from their frames that formerly adorned the Luxor hotel and casino in Las Vegas — named for the Luxor Temple in Egypt.

The Egypt collectively depicted by these objects is a pastiche of fantasy and fact. The label for “Sphinx Chest Ornamentation,” for example, points out that the plaster movie-set fragment is riddled with bullet holes, just as the real Sphinx in Giza bears bullet holes inflicted by British soldiers during World War II. The fragments’ “history” is made to appear timelessly preserved through the trappings of the traditional museum display.

Just as humorous is Turkish artist Erkan Öznur’s “Der Tempel dom Potsdamer Platz (The Temple From Potsdamer Platz),” from 2014. In three framed informational posters, a plaster model and a video, the work tells a fictional yet plausible story. A Turkish archaeologist discovers a pagan temple during a 1945 dig in the central Berlin public square of Potsdamer Platz. Under the pretext of using its monoliths for road construction, the scientist and his team excavate the temple and ship it back to Turkey, where it’s discovered in a museum archive and reconstructed.

“The German authorities are still running a worldwide campaign to bring the temple back to its place of origin,” one poster reads.

In a sense, Öznur’s work depicts the geographical reverse of museum practices surrounding the Nefertiti bust — a copy of which, from the Fleming holdings, follows Small’s faux-Egyptian “Excavation II.” The real Nefertiti bust, from mid-14th-century BC Egypt, was excavated in 1912 by German archaeologists and smuggled out using a deliberately erroneous label. “Over

for Zoom link at svac.org. Online, Thursday, April 4, 1-2 p.m. Info, 362-1405.

ARTIST TALK: ERIC TOBIN: In conjunction with his exhibition “40 Years Painting Vermont,” the plein air painter discusses his career, his views on Vermont and any questions from the audience. Robert Paul Galleries, Stowe, Friday, April 5, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7282.

MONTPELIER ART WALK: Nineteen shops and galleries around the Capital City welcome pedestrian art viewers. Street music by Brass Balagan. Various Montpelier locations, Friday, April 5, 4-8 p.m. Info, 223-9604.

‘RECKLESS IDEAS: THE MAKING OF FLUFFY’: An artist showcase featuring Juli Badics and Jackie Bishop, a presentation by Duane Peterson on a 36,000-pound mobile masterpiece created for the Burning Man festival, refreshments, and a dance party. Generator, Burlington, Friday, April 5, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0761.

‘ASTRONOMICAL ART’: All ages are welcome to come by and paint an eclipse shirt. BYO shirt; supplies provided. Main entrance is Howard Street

the past century, Egyptian authorities have requested its return to no avail,” a label reads.

The question of ownership continues. The Fleming’s plaster copy was one of many made and sold in the 1920s by a Berlin fabrication company. Rights to the image and its reproduction eventually came to rest with the Berlin State Museum. When two Berlin artists hacked the museum’s 3D scan of Nefertiti in 2015 and made it public, they were violating the museum’s ownership of the image — and making the point that such colonial notions of ownership were outdated.

That forced the museum to make the 3D scan available for free, with attribution, through Creative Commons. In 2023, students at the UVM FabLab used that technology to produce a 3D-printed miniature of the bust in resin, which appears in this show beside the plaster copy. Its label announces all the relevant attributions, as it legally must — but leaves hanging the implication that Egypt is the true owner.

Ayala-Alfonso’s introduction describes “Never Spoken Again” as a collection of “stories of fabrication, chance and deceit” — stories that ultimately question and even undermine museum curation. Does that bother Hanson, the Fleming’s curator?

“I think it’s very much needed,” she said. “I think we’re at a moment where we’re focusing on how these objects entered our care and what our responsibilities are. It’s a really exciting time for us but also a really challenging time.” ➆

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“Never Spoken Again: Rogue Stories of Science and Collections,” on view through May 18 at the Fleming Museum of Art, University of Vermont, in Burlington. uvm.edu/fleming

loading dock, then follow signs. Art Loft Collective Studio, Burlington, Saturday, April 6, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, info@tonyawhitney.com.

FRANKLIN COUNTY QUILTER’S GUILD QUILT SHOW: The organization’s 24th annual exhibition of quilts by members, with awards, a boutique and raffle. St. Albans City Hall, Saturday, April 6, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., and Sunday, April 7, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Info, 933-5149.

LESLIE FRY OPEN STUDIO: The winner of the 2023 Governor’s Award for Artistic Excellence hosts a pre-eclipse event with 3D sculptures and wall art for sale, refreshments and tours of the sculpture garden. Leslie Fry Studio, Winooski, Sunday, April 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, lfry@lesliefry.com.

MAKERSPHERE ART SHOW & FUNDRAISER: On eclipse weekend, a special exhibition of local art, ceramics wall sculptures and more. Sales benefit MakerSphere’s mission to provide art-based education programs for all ages. MakerSphere at 30 Foundry, Waterbury, Sunday, April 7, 4-7 p.m. Info, 595-9719.

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Cosmic Creativity: Artists Show Up for the Eclipse

Surely everyone knows about the total solar eclipse occurring on Monday, April 8, and that northern Vermont lies in the “path of totality” — where the moon passes between the sun and Earth and blocks the light? And that a gazillion visitors are headed our way to experience the spectacle? If you’ve somehow been in the dark already, check out the preview guide in this week’s issue of Seven Days for all things eclipse.

Well, almost all. Here we have a roundup of area art shows centered on the “once-in-a-lifetime” astronomical phenomenon. e best part is, though totality lasts only a few minutes, the exhibitions soldier on for a month or more!

At the Vaults in Burlington, a show presented by the South End Arts + Business Association, titled “Total Eclipse of the Art,” opens on Friday, April 5, with more than 50 local artists in a variety of mediums. at work will hang around until the end of June. Protective sun-gazing glasses are available for free while supplies last.

Over at the S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington, an exhibit called “Phased” spotlights “celestial creations by seven local artists.” Also opening with a reception on Friday, April 5, it will be on view through April 26.

Across town, the University of Vermont’s Fleming Museum of Art compiled “Look to the Sky!,” a pop-up exhibit through Saturday, April 6, of items from its permanent collection related to space and “all things out of this world.”

Highland Center for the Arts in Greensboro offers “Visions of Totality” with works by 32 area artists, up through April 21.

“Quantum: A Group Celestial Show,” at the Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild’s Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury, features 23 artist interpretations of the solar eclipse, on view through April 15.

e Brandon Artists Guild presents “In the Path of Shade,” a group show of paintings, drawings, pottery and glass by member artists to mark the totality event. e work is on view through April 28; a reception is Friday, April 5.

Back in Burlington, at the new new art studio, printmaker Susan Smereka and sculptor Kevin Donegan are hosting an open house event they’re calling “Alignment” on Saturday, April 6 (so as not to compete with First Friday receptions). e couple are featuring “works inspired by the eclipse craze.”

According to social media reports, studios in Burlington’s Howard Space and Soda Plant will be buzzing all eclipse weekend. Pay a visit to see what everyone’s up to.

Jeweler Kerin Rose of South Burlington wants us to remember the eclipse forever. Her “Sun Moon and Stars” necklace, available on her website, is carved from beeswax and hand-cast in recycled sterling silver. For more totality merch, see Hannah Feuer’s selections on page 27.

Apologies to any arty events or exhibitions we may have omitted. It’s impossible to see all the stars. ➆

SHADOW STUDIES: FIGURE DRAWING BEFORE THE ECLIPSE: Ana Koehler hosts a self-guided afternoon of drawing. BYO materials. e Phoenix, Waterbury, Sunday, April 7, 1-3 p.m. $25. Info, 355-5440.

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE ART: A pre-solar eclipse sip-and-shop event featuring cocktails and a variety of items by local artisans and makers. Shore Acres Inn & Restaurant, North Hero, Sunday, April 7, 11:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Info, serendipityfarmandstudio@ gmail.com.

U-32 CRAFT SHOW: e fair features more than 100 Vermont artists and handcrafters, as well as food vendors, community nonprofits and a silent auction. U-32 High School, Montpelier, Sunday, April 7, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Info, 229-0321.

BIPOC MAKER NIGHTS: WOODWORKING: Hosted in partnership with the Root Social Justice Center, affinity spaces for anyone who identifies as Black, Indigenous or a person of color to create community around woodworking. Bring a woodworking project to repair or make. HatchSpace, Brattleboro, Mondays, 5:30-8:30 p.m., through May 19. Free. Info, 552-8202.

ARTIST TALK: ZACH NADER: “Our Own Sense of Time,” a discussion by the Brooklyn artist about his artistic practice, including how his image-based experiments destabilize photographs and shape understanding of the ways images function in the world. Johnson Classroom 204, Middlebury, Tuesday, April 9, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3136.

OPENINGS + RECEPTIONS

5TH ANNUAL MEMBER JURIED EXHIBITION: A variety of artworks by the gallery’s member artists. Reception: Friday, April 5, 4-8 p.m. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, through May 28. Info, 262-6035.

‘ALIGNMENT’: Mixed-media artwork inspired by the eclipse craze, by Kevin Donegan and Susan Smereka. Reception: Saturday, April 6, 7-10 p.m. new new art studio, Burlington, Saturday, April 6, noon-10 p.m. Free. Info, 363-5497.

ALISA SIKELIANOS-CARTER: Mixed-media paintings exploring themes of boundlessness, infinitude and futurity by the upstate New York artist. Reception: Sunday, April 28, 4:30-6 p.m. Michael S. Currier Center, Putney School, through May 11. Info, 387-6258.

AMALIA ANGULO: “Big Bear,” drawings featuring wild animals and symbolic of inner strength. Reception: Friday, April 5, 5-8 p.m. Kishka Gallery & Library, White River Junction, April 5-June 1. Info, 347-264-4808.

ANN YOUNG: “Realism Abstracted,” paintings of magnified natural objects by the Barton-based artist. Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, through April 28. Info, moetown128@gmail.com.

ANNUAL STUDENT ART SHOW: Artworks by students K-12 from area schools, celebrating the tradition of art education. Bennington Museum, through June 2. Info, 447-1571.

ARTHUR SCHALLER: “Selected Works,” collages, paintings and mixed-media work by the local artist. Reception: Friday, April 5, 4-8 p.m. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, rough May 28. Info, 262-6035.

BENNINGTON PROJECT INDEPENDENCE: An exhibition of sketches, paintings, textile creations and collages by participants in the local adult day services program. Closing reception: Friday, April 19, 1-2 p.m. Bennington Museum, through April 21. Info, 447-1571.

COMMUNITY ART EXHIBITION: A group show on the theme of housing and home, presented by Arts So Wonderful and CVOEO in recognition of Fair Housing Month. Burlington City Hall, through April 30. Info, adlcuesta1@gmail.com.

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‘CORPOREAL POETRY’: The Poetry Society of Vermont celebrates National Poetry Month with an exhibition of collage, painting, photography, sculpture, embroidery and other mediums with embedded poetry. Reception and poetry reading:

Thursday, April 4, 5-6:45 p.m. South Burlington Public Library Art Wall, through April 29. Info, 846-4140.

‘FLORA’: A group exhibition in multiple mediums by TR Risk, Annemarie Buckley, Kristy Hughes, Frankie Gardiner, Milton Rosa-Ortiz, Linden Eller, Axel Stohlberg, Kelsey Telek and Alison Scileppi; curated by Joseph Pensak and TR Risk. Reception: Friday, April 5, 5-8 p.m. The Phoenix, Waterbury, April 5-July 8. Info, jepensak@gmail.com.

‘GREEN GOLD: A CELEBRATION OF NEW

BEGINNINGS’: An exhibition in a variety of mediums that conveys the excitement of the shop’s new location and appreciation for life’s golden moments. Artists include: Jim Bruce, Kristen Donegan, Zarabeth Duell, Julia Morrison, Ethan Quillen, Summer Stratton and Sarah Wesson. Reception: Friday, April 5, 5-7 p.m. Sparrow Art Supply, Middlebury, through May 11. Info, 989-7225.

‘IN THE PATH OF SHADE’: An exhibition of watercolors, oils, drawings, sculpture, pottery and glass by member artists marking Vermont’s location in the path of a total eclipse. Reception: Friday, April 5, 5-7 p.m. Brandon Artists Guild, through April 28. Info, 247-4956.

JACK KENNA AND MILES SHELTON: “Circles & Squares,” recent paintings that riff on pop art and readymades by the Brooklyn-based artists. Reception: Friday, April 5, 4-8 p.m. Hexum Gallery, Montpelier, April 5-May 17. Info, hexumgallery@ gmail.com.

JACK MORRIS: “Expiry,” an exhibition by the Stowe photographer that uses a mosaic narrative approach, weaving a story through photographs created with expired film. Reception: Saturday, April 6, 4-6 p.m. Frog Hollow Vermont Craft Gallery, Burlington, through April 25. Info, 863-6458.

JESSE BARROWS: Abstract works by the local artist. Reception: Friday, April 5, 6-8 p.m. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, April 5-May 31. Info, 356-2776.

KIM AND BILL DARLING: Intaglio prints in five processes by the artists and educators. Reception: Sunday, April 7, 5-7 p.m. The Satellite Gallery, Lyndonville, April 3-May 1. Info, 229-8317.

‘LIVING IN A PEARL: THE SURREALIST’S DREAM’: A group exhibition of artworks centered on an opalescent color palette, a surrealist’s dreamscape and formalism. Reception: Friday, April 5. 6-9 p.m. The Other Half, Burlington, April 5-May 31. Info, dama.astuta.designs@gmail.com.

‘LOOK TO THE SKY!’: An eclipse-inspired pop-up exhibit in the Learning Studio featuring artworks and objects from the collection related to space and all things out of this world. Fleming Museum of Art, University of Vermont, Burlington, through April 6. Info, 656-0750.

‘PHASED’: A group exhibition of works inspired by the solar eclipse and expressing themes of the cosmos, featuring Deana Allgaier, Erin Bundock, Jen Blount, Kristin Richland, Mike Konrad, Nikki Laxar and Susan Smereka. Reception: Friday, April 5, 5-9 p.m. The S.P.A.C.E. Gallery, Burlington, April 5-26. Info, spacegalleryvt@gmail.com.

‘PORTRAITS OF RESILIENCE: FARMING IN

A CHANGING CLIMATE’: An exhibition of 26 original artworks in a variety of mediums from Vital Communities’ “Climate Farmers Stories” project, which aims to deepen public knowledge about climate-smart farming practices. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, April 4-June 23. Info, 291-9100.

‘QUIET LANDSCAPE’: A group photo exhibition highlighting natural, urban, industrial and abstract landscapes; juried by Jacob and Alissa Hessler. Reception: Friday, April 5, 4-7 p.m. PhotoPlace Gallery, Middlebury, April 5-26. Info, 989-7556.

RICHARD WEIS: “Going With the Flow,” works on paper by the Vermont artist. Reception: Friday, April

5, 5-7 p.m. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, April 5-May 31. Info, 985-3848.

ROCKY GAGNE: “Fool’s Arcana,” a mixed-media exhibition of autobiographical images and selfportraits, as part of a senior capstone project. Reception: Friday, April 12, 6-7 p.m. McCarthy Art Gallery, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, April 9-13. Info, bcollier@smcvt.edu.

SHOW 60: An exhibition of works in a variety of mediums, including eclipse imagery and poetry, by member artists. Reception: Friday, April 5, 4-8 p.m.

The Front, Montpelier, April 5-28. Info, 552-0877.

‘SOLITUDE’: A group exhibition, also at the Falls location, of artists expressing the theme: Kim Alemian, Bonnie Baird, Tracy Burtz, Kathleen Kolb, Hannah Bureau, Ellen Granter, Jill Matthews and Sasha Meyerowitz. Edgewater Gallery on the Green, Middlebury, April 5-30. Info, 989-7419.

SUSAN BULL RILEY: “Plant Portraiture in Watercolor,” an exhibition of botanical watercolors by the East Montpelier artist. Reception: Friday, April 5, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Vermont Natural Resources Council, Montpelier, April 5-30. Info, 223-2328.

‘TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE ART’: Work inspired by the full solar eclipse by more than 50 local artists. Free eclipse glasses while supplies last. Reception: Friday, April 5, 5-8 p.m. The Vaults, Burlington, April 5-June 30. Info, 859-9222.

VICTORIA BLEWER: “Material Matters,” photography and mixed-media collages by the Vermont artist. Reception: Friday, April 5, 4:30-7 p.m. Vermont Supreme Court Gallery, Montpelier, April 4-June 28. Info, 828-0749. ➆

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On the Dark Side: Introducing Bloodmoon

Picture the scene: Ireland, 3340 BC.

Early humans are hanging around, hunting and, I don’t know ... cultivating grain? Modeling loincloths? Gathering with small furry animals in a cave, grooving with a Pict? (I was a film major, guys.)

Anyway, these proto-Irish people (dare I say cave leprechauns?) are just doing their thing, building some nice tombs in Loughcrew, when suddenly the sun disappears and goodbye, blue sky — it all goes black. Considering that ancient cultures from the Egyptians to the Maya worshipped the sun — shout-out to the OG, Mithras — I’m guessing our early Celts were pretty fucking weirded out.

They were so freaked, in fact, that they carved trippy, spiral-shaped petroglyphs around their fancy tombs. And, no big deal, they maybe-but-probably burned 50 or so people alive. Who knows, maybe they thought they needed to bribe the sun to come back. Hey, it worked, didn’t it? (And yes, my editors are worried I’m endorsing eclipse-themed human sacrifice right before a million or so tourists show up in Vermont!)

But one thing modern humans have that those unlucky, possibly murderous ancient Irish stargazers didn’t is PINK FLOYD

Five thousand years or so later, as Vermont prepares to witness a total solar eclipse on Monday, April 8, we don’t need to get all weird and carve things into rocks or sacrifice anything — other than our freedom to drive anywhere. We can stare upward as darkness envelops the sky, hit “play” on The Dark Side of the Moon and wait as the kick drum, playing the part of the human heart, beats us toward CLARE TORRY’s frantic scream that introduces “Breathe (In the Air).”

It’s no mystery why the English rock giants are so associated with all things cosmic and specifically eclipses. From the SYD BARRETT-era psychedelic wonder of “Astronomy Domine” to the band’s proggier period and “Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun,” Floyd leaned into the space-age excitement of the late 1960s. The 1973 ultra-smash hit The Dark Side of the Moon cemented the thematic connection between Floyd and the brightest object in our night sky — to the point where they spent the rest of their careers performing live under a giant, circular screen that turned into an image of the moon at the end of the set.

Fittingly, Floyd’s music will feature heavily around the Green Mountains during the eclipse. Rock outfit the GRIFT — no strangers to covers — are set to play Dark Side in its entirety on Monday at the Lincoln Peak Courtyard at Sugarbush Resort. They’ll kick o at 2 p.m.

Regular readers of this column know I can run hot and cold on tribute acts, but I’ve said on a few occasions how good Dark Side of the Mountain are. They don’t try to be a note-perfect re-creation or do cosplay or sound like a jam band disguised as Pink Floyd.

“I think one of the reasons it’s been such a cool thing for us is that we didn’t try to sound like the records or how the band sounded when they were this giant stadium thing,” Wagner told me recently in a call with Hagen. “We tried to go for our version of Floyd as a killer live club band from the ’70s.”

The band debuted in 2013 at Nectar’s in Burlington and has played less frequently since Burr moved to San Mateo, Puerto Rico. But as the musicians gathered sporadically over the years, something happened at the rehearsals: They started not playing Floyd.

“We recorded us as a band jamming on some ideas, but we didn’t think anything would really come of it,” Hagen recalled. “But when we listened to it later, we had this moment where we looked at each other and said ‘Hang on. This is cool.’”

Over at Jay Peak Resort’s sold-out Foeger Ballroom, tribute triple threat PINK TALKING FISH will focus on the first part of their name and play Dark Side in its entirety. In the most Vermont thing I’ve heard this week, all the ski lifts at the resort will stop at 2 p.m. sharp so the band can time its set to the totality. OK, they’re probably stopping the lifts as a safety precaution. And, considering that the eclipse’s estimated two-plushour run time far outpaces Dark Side’s 45 minutes of music, the band might not have Dark Side of Oz levels of synchronicity going on.

You just know that so many other bands will cover Floyd over the weekend leading into the eclipse. On Sunday and Monday, Vermont’s all-star Floyd tribute, DARK SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN, will play a two-night stand (sort of, more on that in a second) at Foam Brewers on the Burlington waterfront. Composed of former GRACE POTTER AND THE NOCTURNALS drummer MATT BURR, guitarists BOB WAGNER (KAT WRIGHT) and MATT HAGEN (the HIGH BREAKS), JOSH WEINSTEIN (Kat Wright) on bass, and DAN MUNZING (ERRANDS) and MIKE FRIED (SAD TURTLE) holding down the RICK WRIGHT role on keys and synths, they’re the only Floyd cover band I’ve seen live that went deep enough to open their show with a cut from Obscured by Clouds, Floyd’s soundtrack to the 1972 French film La Vallée.

They started writing original material, with Wagner and Hagen bringing in songs for a band set up to play iconic space rock. The results are … well, I have no clue, because the group has yet to release any recordings or perform any of its original songs.

That changes on Monday at Foam. After giving the people all the Floyd they can handle on Sunday night, the group will debut as BLOODMOON a few hours after the eclipse.

So what are Bloodmoon? Are they doing an impression of Floyd? Music inspired by Floyd? According to Wagner, the project is already defying the band’s own expectations.

“We really haven’t had any intention past just making music together. We weren’t trying to sound like anything, per se,” he said. “But what it sounds like to me is almost like an indie-rock take on psychedelic music, which is really exciting to me.”

With a record coming in the future, Bloodmoon is no one-o project, Wagner and Hagen said.

I love the idea of tribute acts morphing into original bands. I get why we all love hearing the classics, but I’m so much more interested in hearing what a group of musicians as good as DSOTM/ Bloodmoon come up with.

That being said, I’m totally going on Sunday to hear some killer Pink Floyd and thank the cosmos that we’re not doing that human sacrifice thing these days.

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On the Beat

At 11 a.m. on Sunday, April 7, Brattleboro radio station 96.7 FM WTSA will launch its new program “Listen Local.” The one-hour show will air weekly and be available as a podcast at wtsaradio. com. Bands and artists from Vermont, Massachusetts and New Hampshire will be its focus, though the show will also spotlight touring acts coming though area clubs.

MITCH HARRISON, owner of Next Chapter Records in Putney, is set to host the program, which is sponsored by local music institutions such as Next Stage Arts in Putney, the Farm Road Estate Music Festival in West Dover, Guilford Sound recording studio and Retro Music in Keene, N.H.

Hartford-based actor and singersongwriter TOMMY CRAWFORD has a new single dropping on Thursday, April 11, “Mountain Song,” inspired by his love for his Vermont adopted home.

In a press release, Crawford said the song “takes a page from the kids’ albums of folk heroes like WOODY GUTHRIE and DOC WATSON … while I would love parents to croon these tunes to their kiddos, I’m equally happy for the songs to inspire people of all ages to go out hiking and

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camping and to sing along with nature’s melodies.”

So get your babies in a ring sling, hit the trail and check out tommycrawford. bandcamp.com.

Burlington rapper MAVSTAR released “Adamantium (feat. D.French & Konflik)” on March 22. The smooth, slow-burning jam features Mavstar’s

Last week’s live music highlights from photographer Luke Awtry

SÄJE, HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE, SOUTH BURLINGTON, SUNDAY, MARCH 31: ough the official criteria are still unclear to me, by Kingdom law, I’m not a Vermonter. However, in my 22 years of post-Masshole bliss in the Green Mountain State, I’ve seen many a rise to fame, from Anaïs Mitchell to Grace Potter to Noah Kahan. Vermont is a low-key star factory. My theory: It’s because of our music-supporting school systems. Recent Grammy winner — and Mount Mansfield Union High School grad — ERIN BENTLAGE of SÄJE was in town with the band for an Easter night show at Higher Ground, and it basically turned into an MMU music program reunion. e local scene was well represented by graduates: Members of CRICKET BLUE, ANDRIANA & THE BANANAS and BLACK FLY and solo performer AVERY LAVOIE were right up front. Even MMU choir director CALEB PILLSBURY, Erin’s high school chorus teacher, was in the house. e band itself was incredible — the four-part harmonies were angelic and, at multiple times in the set, those little hairs on my arms stood up. ough not born here, they stood proudly for Vermont.

easy flow complementing the more aggressive press of KONFLIK and D.FRENCH’s bars, all interspersed with samples from the CLINT EASTWOOD film Dirty Harry Mavstar has been a fixture on the Vermont hip-hop scene since dropping The Meltdown in 2012. He’s never stopped evolving as an MC, and “Adamantium” shows o a confident, lyrically fluid rapper ready to drop some of the best work of his career.

A full-length LP titled Verona comes out on July 5, with four more singles promised before then. The single is streaming now on Spotify and mavstar. bandcamp.com. ➆

Listening In

1. “HEART ATTACK” by Locate S,1

2. “NANTUCKET” by the Pilgrims

3. “THOUGHTS FROM HOME” by riverbed

4. “THINKING OF YOU” by Jesse Taylor Band

5. “BOOTLEG” by Nahte Renmus, Pajama Sam

6. “INNER SOVEREIGNTY” by Chad Hollister

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COURTHOUSE PLAZA, BURLINGTON

Eclipse Shows

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FAIRBANKS MUSEUM & PLANETARIUM, ST. JOHNSBURY

Radiant Light with Solaris Vocal Ensemble

SAT., APR. 6 & SUN., APR. 7

COLLEGE STREET CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH, BURLINGTON

‘2001: A Space Odyssey’

Obscura BTV

SAT., APR. 6

CONTOIS AUDITORIUM, BURLINGTON

Zoë Keating

Obscura BTV

SAT., APR. 6

UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST SOCIETY OF BURLINGTON

Living with Loss: A Gathering for the Grieving

WED., APR. 3 ONLINE

Jason Ricci & the Bad Kind

WED., APR. 3

MAIN STREET LANDING PERFORMING ARTS CENTER, BURLINGTON

Night Protocol with Andriana

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THE UNDERGROUND - LISTENING ROOM, RANDOLPH

Vermont Gatherings

Spring Market

SAT., APR. 6

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EXPOSITION, ESSEX JUNCTION

Obscura BTV

SUN., APR. 7

CONTOIS AUDITORIUM, BURLINGTON

Shadow Studies:

Randal Pierce: Song to the Moon

Figure Drawing Before the Eclipse

SUN., APR. 7

THE PHOENIX, WATERBURY

Eclipse Eve

Contradance & Concert

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THE CHAMPLAIN CLUB, BURLINGTON

Mind Magic:

Total Eclipse of the Mind

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Hula presents: Shadows of the Sun & Totality

SUN., APR. 7 HULA, BURLINGTON

Common Roots

Total Solar Eclipse Adventure

MON., APR. 8

THE WHEELER HOMESTEAD, S. BURLINGTON

Young Tree Pruning and Care

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A Hill Farmer’s Story and Other Vermont Tales

SUN., APR. 7

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WED.3

Adirondack Jazz Orchestra (jazz) at Olive Ridley’s, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free.

Bent Nails House Band (blues, rock) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 9 p.m. Free.

Buffchick, Emmy McDonnell, Kiley Latham (folk) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10.

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Celebrating the Music of Elliot Smith (tribute) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

Driftwood, Ida Mae Specker (Americana) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $15/$20.

Jason Lee (singer-songwriter) at Two Heroes Brewery Public House, South Hero, 6 p.m. Free.

Jason Ricci and the Bad Kind (blues) at Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $25.

Jazz Night with Ray Vega (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Jazz Sessions (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Live Jazz (jazz) at Leunig’s Bistro & Café, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Too Many Zooz, Michael Wilbur (jazz, funk) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23/$25.

Wednesday Night Dead (Grateful Dead covers) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $5.

Willverine (electronic) at the Wallflower Collective, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Workingman’s Army, Red Heron, DJ Transplant (indie rock) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

THU.4

All Night Boogie Band, Jon McBride’s Big Easy (blues, rock) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Bob Montgomery Blues Band (blues) at Black Flannel Brewing & Distilling, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

Frankie & the Fuse (rock) at Red Square, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Friedman and Quigley Duo (jazz) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Jeff Salisbury Band (R&B, swing) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. Free.

Justin Levison Duo (indie pop) at the Filling Station, White River Junction, 6 p.m. Free.

Pierre Kwenders, A2VT (Afrobeat) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7:45 p.m. $13/$15.

Ragged Company (blues, rock) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 9 p.m. Free.

FRI.5

Blue Fox Trio (acoustic) at Gusto’s, Barre, 6 p.m. Free.

Feel the Pane

SUN.7 // RATBOYS [INDIE ROCK]

Chicago indie rockers RATBOYS have balanced the intimate songwriting of front woman Julia Steiner with the band’s powerful stomp for more than a decade. Their 2023 album, The Window, finds them in total command of both approaches and is as full of confessional songwriting as it is gnarly guitars and pounding drums. With the album landing on multiple year-end best-of lists from the likes of NPR Music and Consequence of Sound, Ratboys are hitting the road with indie-rock stars the Decemberists in 2024. Before they do, they’re swinging through South Burlington for a show at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge on Sunday, April 7. Indie-rock duo DUCKS LTD. open.

Chris & Erica (acoustic) at the Old Post, South Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

D. Davis (folk) at Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.

Dave Mitchell’s Blues Revue (blues) at Red Square, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free.

Eric George (singer-songwriter) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free.

Fiddlehead Hollow (folk) at Stone’s Throw, Richmond, 6 p.m. Free.

Frankie White (singer-songwriter) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Jeff Salisbury Band (R&B, swing) at Two Heroes Brewery Public House, South Hero, 6 p.m. Free.

Justin Levinson (indie pop) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Mal Maïz, Kotoko Brass (Latin, reggae) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $15.

Maryse Smith, Albany Sound (folk) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Mean Waltons (bluegrass) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 6 p.m. Free.

Monachino, Jarrett & Stats (jazz) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Natalie Cressman & Ian Faquini (jazz) at Club Metronome, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $15.

Neil Gillespe (singer-songwriter) at Olive Ridley’s, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6 p.m. Free.

Night Protocol, Andriana Chobot (synth, pop) at the Double E: T10 Listening Room, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. $14.

Phil Abair Band (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.

Rap Night Burlington (hip-hop) at Drink, Burlington, 9 p.m. $5.

Ray’s Used Cars (Americana) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 9 p.m. Free.

Shane Murley Band (folk rock) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

She Was Right (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 5 p.m. Free.

SAT.6

Alive & Pickin’ (bluegrass) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

Avi Salloway (indie) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

Blue Heron (folk rock) at Twiggs

— An American Gastropub, St. Albans, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Boom Box (rock) at Gusto’s, Barre, 9 p.m. Free.

Breanna Elaine (singer-songwriter) at Red Square, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Brown Eyed Women (Grateful Dead tribute) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20.

Drook, Earthworm, tip/toe (pop) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. $10/$12.

Erick the Architect, Sol ChYld, Abizo (hip-hop) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20/$25.

Frankie & the Phoenix (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.

Jim Yeager (singer-songwriter) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, 7 p.m. Free.

Left Eye Jump (blues) at Red Square, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free.

Live Music Saturdays (live music series) at Dumb Luck Pub & Grill, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free.

Milton Busker & the Grim Work (Americana) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Mitch & Devon (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 5 p.m. Free.

NEWMANTRA (EDM) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 11:59 p.m. $10. NightHawk (rock) at Olive Ridley’s, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9 p.m. Free.

Sherri-Anne & Sister Speak (singer-songwriter) at Twiggs — An American Gastropub, St. Albans, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Sicard Hollow, Forest Station (bluegrass) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15.

Soul Porpoise (funk) at Red Square, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

St. Vith (indie rock) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

VT Bluegrass Pioneers (bluegrass) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

The Wormdogs (bluegrass) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Your Best Nightmare, the Champlain Shoregasm, Zach Wright Project, Waved Image, Marianne Toilet and the Runs (punk, indie) at Despacito, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Zach Nugent’s Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $17/$20.

The Party Band, Cady Ternity (jazz) at Monkey House, Winooski, 8:30 p.m. $5.

P.E.T. Project (folk) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free.

Pitt Crew (covers) at Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.

Shred Is Dead, Paper Wings (Grateful Dead tribute, folk) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $15.

Socially Problematic Children, Phantom Suns, Keepsake, Savage Hen, Winooski Anvil Co. (hard rock, metal) at Despacito, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

The Suitcase Junket, Addie Herbert (singer-songwriter) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15/$20.

Sweet Lightning, Rockin’ Worms, Brenden Provost, DJ Brunch (folk, rock) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 10 p.m. $10.

Thea Wren (pop, soul) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Theta Waves Trio, Terry Youk (funk, pop) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free.

SUN.7

Blue Sky (the Allman Brothers tribute) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5/$10.

Bluegrass Brunch (bluegrass) at the Skinny Pancake, Burlington, noon. Free.

Dark Side of the Mountain (Pink Floyd tribute) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $30.

Raised by Hippies (rock) at Red Square, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Ratboys, Ducks Ltd. (indie rock) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $18/$20.

The Suitcase Junket (singer-songwriter) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 3 p.m. $15/$20.

Sunday Brunch Tunes (singersongwriter) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m.

Waiting on Mongo (jam) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $10.

MON.8

Bloodmoon (rock) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

John Sochin (singer-songwriter) at Two Heroes Brewery Public House, South Hero, 6 p.m. Free.

Lady Moon & the Eclipse, Acqua Mossa (R&B) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $12/$20.44.

Shane’s Apothecary (folk) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 1:30 p.m. Free.

Zach Nugent’s Dead Set: Almost Acoustic (Grateful Dead tribute) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 5 p.m. $12/$17.

TUE.9

Big Easy Tuesdays with Jon McBride (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Bluegrass Jam (bluegrass) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 7 p.m. Free.

Dobbs’ Dead (Grateful Dead tribute) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10/$20.

Honky Tonk Tuesday with the Hogtones (country) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

Josephine Foster & Henry Jamison (singer-songwriter) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20.

Sammy B (rock) at Lawson’s Finest Liquids, Waitsfield, 5 p.m. Free.

WED.10

Bob Gagnon (jazz) at Two Heroes Brewery Public House, South Hero, 6 p.m. Free.

Jazz Night with Ray Vega (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Jazz Sessions (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

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WED.10 CONTINUED FROM P.51

Libby Quinn, Greaseface, rabbitfoot (indie rock) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

Live Jazz (jazz) at Leunig’s Bistro & Café, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Wednesday Night Dead (Grateful Dead covers) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $5. Willverine (electronic) at the Wallflower Collective, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

djs

WED.3

Local Dork (DJ) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

THU.4

DJ Chaston (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 11 p.m. Free.

DJ Two Sev (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 11 p.m. Free.

Vinyl Night with Ken (DJ) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 6 p.m. Free.

FRI.5

DJ Craig Mitchell (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

DJ CRWD CTRL (DJ) at Monkey House, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.

DJ JamStar (DJ) at Olive Ridley’s, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9 p.m. Free.

DJ Kata (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

DJ Taka (DJ) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 11 p.m. $10/$15.

First Friday with Emoji Nightmare, DJ GAYBAR (DJ) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $10/$15.

SAT.6

Blanchface (DJ) at Manhattan Pizza & Pub, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

DJ A-Ra$ (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, midnight. Free.

DJ Raul (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

HAVEN (DJ) at MothershipVT, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

Kagan’s Emo Night (DJ) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Matt Payne (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

Molly Mood (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

Saturday Selections (DJ) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, noon. Free.

Y2K Pop with DJ Jay Baron (DJ) at Club Metronome, Burlington, 11 p.m. Free.

SUN.7

DJ JP Black (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free.

Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJ Big Dog (reggae, dancehall) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

MON.8

Obscura Burlington (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, noon. Free.

Love Hurts

José Louis Modabi, aka PIERRE KWENDERS, is a Congolese Canadian musician based in Montréal. Singing and rapping in Lingala, French, English, Tshiluba and Kikongo, Kwenders was awarded the Polaris Music Prize for his 2022 album, José Louis and the Paradox of Love. On it, Kwenders, who immigrated to Canada with his mother in 1992 and came out as gay shortly before the album’s release, contemplated the very nature of love and identity. He performs on Thursday, April 4, at the Monkey House in Winooski with local support from hip-hop collective A2VT.

TUE.9

The Vanguard: Jazz on Vinyl (DJ) at Paradiso Hi-Fi, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

WED.10

Local Dork (DJ) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

open mics & jams

WED.3

Irish Sessions (Celtic, open mic) at Burlington St. John’s Club, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Open Mic (open mic) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Open Mic with Danny Lang (open mic) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 7 p.m. Free.

The Ribbit Review Open Mic & Jam (open mic) at Lily’s Pad, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

THU.4

Open Mic (open mic) at Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.

Open Stage Night (open mic) at Orlando’s Bar & Lounge, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

FRI.5

Red Brick Coffee House (open mic) at Red Brick Meeting House, Westford, 7 p.m. Free.

MON.8

Open Mic (open mic) at Despacito, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

TUE.9

Open Mic Night (open mic) at Drink, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

WED.10

Irish Sessions (Celtic, open mic) at Burlington St. John’s Club, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Open Mic (open mic) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Gavin Matts (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 & 9 p.m. $25.

Paula Poundstone (comedy) at Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $28-46.

SAT.6

Gavin Matts (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 & 9 p.m. $25.

SUN.7

Lights Out! An Eclipse Comedy Show (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $5.

Preacher Lawson (comedy) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 6:45 p.m. $30/$35.

TUE.9

Free Stuff! (comedy) at Lincolns, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. Free.

WED.10

Comedy Jam (comedy) at Club Metronome, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free.

Standup Comedy Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m.

trivia, karaoke, etc.

WED.3

Karaoke Night (karaoke) at Drink, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Trivia Night (trivia) at Stone Corral, Richmond, 7 p.m. Free.

Venetian Trivia Night (trivia) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Wednesday Team Trivia (trivia) at Einstein’s Tap House, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

THU.4

Karaoke & Open Mic (karaoke, open mic) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Karaoke Night (karaoke) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. Free.

Open Mic with Danny Lang (open mic) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 7 p.m. Free.

comedy

WED.3

Grace Kuhlenschmidt (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $25.

Standup Comedy Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m.

THU.4

Distracted Sets (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 9 p.m. $5.

Gavin Matts (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. $25.

FRI.5

Comedy Night with David Deery (comedy) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, 8 p.m. Free.

Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free.

Karoke with DJ Big T (karaoke) at McKee’s Pub & Grill, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.

Spring Fling Drag Show with Luci-furr Matrix, DJ LaFountaine (drag, DJ) at Gusto’s, Barre, 9 p.m. Free.

SAT.6

Infusion Fashions: A Chemo Gown Extravaganza (fundraiser) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 5 p.m. $20/$25.

SUN.7

Sunday Funday (games) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, noon. Free.

Venetian Karaoke (karaoke) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

MON.8

Trivia (trivia) at the Filling Station, White River Junction, 6 p.m. Free.

Trivia with Craig Mitchell (trivia) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.

TUE.9

Godfather Karaoke (karaoke) at the Other Half, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

Karaoke Tuesdays (karaoke) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Karaoke with DJ Party Bear (karaoke) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 9:30 p.m. Free.

Karaoke with Motorcade (karaoke) at Manhattan Pizza & Pub, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Music Bingo (music bingo) at Stone Corral, Richmond, 7 p.m. Free.

Taproom Trivia (trivia) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at the Depot, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free.

Trivia Tuesday (trivia) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free.

Karaoke with Matt Mero (karaoke) at Olive Ridley’s, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. Free.

Radio Bean Karaoke (karaoke) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Trivia (trivia) at Jericho Café & Tavern, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Trivia (trivia) at Highland Lodge, Greensboro, 7 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at McGillicuddy’s Five Corners, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Trivia Thursday (trivia) at Spanked Puppy Pub, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free.

FRI.5

Karaoke (karaoke) at McKee’s Pub & Grill, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.

Tuesday Trivia (trivia) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

WED.10

Karaoke Night (karaoke) at Drink, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Stone Corral, Richmond, 7 p.m. Free.

Venetian Trivia Night (trivia) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Wednesday Team Trivia (trivia) at Einstein’s Tap House, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free. ➆

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REVIEW this music+nightlife

Locate S,1, Wicked Jaw

(CAPTURED TRACKS, CASSETTE, DIGITAL, VINYL)

Listening to and reviewing all the new releases by Vermont artists can be a daunting task. Try as he might, music editor Chris Farnsworth always misses a few. Every few months he dives back into the queue to make sure no record is left behind and finds some gems that deserve their time in the sun. ➆

Christina Schneider’s indie-pop project Locate S,1 dropped Wicked Jaw in 2023, but we didn’t feature it in Seven Days because, well, I had no idea that the über-talented singersongwriter and producer had moved to the Green Mountain State. She and her partner, Of Montreal mastermind Kevin Barnes, left Athens, Ga., for Vermont last year. Her third release as Locate S,1, Wicked Jaw is a sometimes harrowing account of Schneider entering therapy to try to deal with her PTSD from childhood abuse. Musically, sunny indie-pop and quirky college-radio sounds dominate the record, though Schneider always seems poised to lean into more experimental fields, such as on the track “Blue Meaniez.”

KEY TRACK: “Go Back to Disnee” WHY: Over a breezy, indie-jazz arrangement, Schneider sweetly lambasts the idea of America with lyrics such as “Health food cocoa teddy graham, bitch please / I believe that the children of the future are America / believe they’re bored enough.” WHERE: locates1.bandcamp.com

Chris Weisman, Plum Appointments

(SELF-RELEASED, DIGITAL)

Brattleboro singer-songwriter, guitarist, producer and devotee of lo-fi recording Chris Weisman is nothing if not prolific. His Bandcamp page is stu ed with more than 40 albums made over the past decade alone, many occupying the space between the tentpoles of Beatles-esque pop and improvisational jazz. His recent release Plum Appointments wanders into folk and electronic experimental songwriting. It also features Weisman’s vocals prominently, unlike some of his other recent work — especially 2022’s instrumental record Pencil Crayon. Like fellow songwriter and former Vermonter Ryan Power, Weisman likes to pull on his vocal tracks like ta y, stretching out the melodies. It’s a record su used with ideas and varied genres, with dreamlike, kaleidoscopic lyrics that paint an almost impressionist scene of modern life.

Freeway Clyde, Music From the Motion Picture Sept Etoiles

(SELF-RELEASED, DIGITAL)

Freeway Clyde is the free-jazz project of former viperHouse member and Tony Award-winning musician Michael Chorney. A collection of some of Vermont’s best musicians, Freeway Clyde make scores for imaginary films, as on their 2023 release Sunflower. The band is back with another ersatz score, this time for a “lost” remake of a film called Sept Etoiles (French for “seven stars”) by a director named Claude Louche. According to the press release, the band recorded the soundtrack in Porto, Portugal, before Louche was arrested on smuggling charges and the film fell apart. Even if the fake film never saw the light of day, the very real soundtrack fortunately did. It’s some of the band’s best work: a clever, rarely still record that moves between sunny jazz and ambient electronica with ease.

KEY TRACK: “Celaeno” WHY: Will Andrews, aka Willverine, adds almost psychedelic touches on his trumpet over a shimmering and pulsing arrangement. WHERE: michaelchorney.bandcamp.com

Moondogs, Nectar’s 12.16.23 (Live)

(SELF-RELEASED, DIGITAL)

KEY TRACK: “You’re in the Road” WHY: The more conventional the scene Weisman depicts, the more irreverent he becomes. When he sees a man walking in the road, he sings, “I wish I wasn’t stuck inside this trap / Driving somewhere, parking, driving back / and this irritation never forms a pearl / And this madman in the road could take a pointer from a squirrel.” WHERE: chrisweisman.bandcamp.com

Komodo, Tomorrow Is No Longer a Must

(ONLYBANDS RECORDS, DIGITAL)

It’s hard to get heavier than Burlington doom-metal act Komodo. The duo of Adam Dean and Raf Soto create a throatshredding, drum-pounding conflagration of power violence and stoner rock, marrying heavy, slow stoner rhythms with screaming vocals. Do I know what Dean is singing on “Sorry Is an Empty Word”? Fuck no. But I can assume it’s brutal/satanic/ about smoking weed — and honestly, that works just fine for me. The draw of an album like Tomorrow Is No Longer a Must lies in the pummeling, head bang-inducing ri s and the overall sense of menace the band conveys. There’s a little tongue in cheek in all that doom — on the title track, for instance, which opens with a news report about naked cannibals in Florida. At least, I think that’s tongue in cheek? Either way, the album is heavy as fuck, which is the real currency of Komodo’s genre.

KEY TRACK: “Stoner Violence” WHY: There’s something inherently funny about the concept of someone smoking a blunt and wanting to do anything other than melt into the couch, but Komodo shoot for that stoned and angry crossover. WHERE: komodovthc.bandcamp.com

I don’t review live albums, in general. But when dealing with a jam band like Burlington outfit Moondogs, you need to go where they live, so to speak. And jam bands live on the stage. The old credo of Phish and Grateful Dead fans — that jam bands are good live and bad in the studio — has spread throughout the genre. Moondogs don’t really fit that narrative, however: Their 2021 e ort, ACiD TeST, was a pretty solid album. Nectar’s 12.16.23 (Live), which was recorded live at jam-band mecca Nectar’s, seems like a significant release from the band. Full of brand-new tracks and a slimmed-down power-trio lineup behind main songwriter and front person William Blake Sturcke Jr., the Moondogs’ live record is a strong showing from a band in transition. They pepper their jams with elements of funk and blues, occasionally pushing into an edgier rock sound. But, by and large, this is a sound of a young jam band finding its groove.

KEY TRACK: “Sweet Tooth” WHY: Moondogs push away from the long jams and focus on tight songwriting. WHERE: Spotify

Patrick Fitzsimmons, Apple Tree Days

(SELF-RELEASED, DIGITAL)

Bristol-based songwriter Patrick Fitzsimmons started his career drumming for folk-rock act From Good Homes. After the band folded in 1999, Fitzsimmons recast himself as a folk singer, releasing five critically acclaimed solo albums, the last being 2018’s Bird Tree. Six years later, he’s back with Apple Tree Days, a sunlight-streaked collection of pop-folk that showcases Fitzsimmons’ clear, melodically powerful singing, heart-on-sleeve songwriting and pristine production. Apple Tree Days shows o new sides to the music of this experienced songwriter with a long catalog, as he swings for the fences with folk rockers such as “Back in the Day.”

KEY TRACK: “If You Could Read My Mind” WHY: Covering Canadian songwriter Gordon Lightfoot, Fitzsimmons perfectly channels the late-night regret of the original. WHERE: Spotify

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calendar

APRIL 3-10, 2024

WED.3

activism

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY DSA

GENERAL MEETING: Members of the local chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America and other left-wing activists gather to plan political activities. Democracy Creative, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, hello@ champlainvalleydsa.org.

DISABLED ACCESS & ADVOCACY OF THE RUTLAND AREA (DAARA) MONTHLY ZOOM MEETING: Community members gather online to advocate for accessibility and other disability rights measures. 11:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 779-9021.

business

THE GIFT: A NEW MINDSET FOR PUBLIC SPEAKING SUCCESS: Public speaking coach Leora Dowling explains how a mindset shift can put fears to rest. Presented by Women Business Owners Network Vermont. 8:30-10 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@ wbon.org.

QUEEN CITY BUSINESS NETWORKING INTERNATIONAL

GROUP: Savvy businesspeople make crucial contacts at a weekly chapter meeting. Burlington City Arts, 11:15 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 829-5066.

crafts

JEWELRY MAKING WITH CASEY: Crafty folks string beads together to create teardrop earrings. Ages 7 and up. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free; limited space. Info, 878-6956.

YARN CRAFTERS GROUP: A drop-in meetup welcomes knitters, crocheters, spinners, weavers and beyond. BYO snacks and drinks. Must Love Yarn, Shelburne, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 448-3780.

dance MOVEMENT MATTERS

MASTERCLASS: CHAVI BANSAL’S INTRO TO PAYATT MOVEMENT FOR ALL MOVERS: Students delve into an ancient Indian martial art that influenced healing and dance traditions across Asia. Mahaney Arts Center, Middlebury College, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2808.

WEST COAST SWING DANCING: People pair up for a partner dance and move to every genre of music. Bring clean shoes. North Star Community Hall, Burlington, lessons, 7 p.m.; dance, 8-9:30 p.m. Donations. Info, team@802westiecollective. org.

etc.

STAMP AUCTION: The Chittenden County Stamp Club

These community event listings are sponsored by the WaterWheel Foundation, a project of the Vermont band Phish.

LIST YOUR UPCOMING EVENT HERE FOR FREE!

All submissions must be received by Thursday at noon for consideration in the following Wednesday’s newspaper. Find our convenient form and guidelines at sevendaysvt.com/postevent

Listings and spotlights are written by Emily Hamilton Seven Days edits for space and style. Depending on cost and other factors, classes and workshops may be listed in either the calendar or the classes section. Class organizers may be asked to purchase a class listing.

Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

sells collectible postage to the highest bidder. Williston Town Hall, 6 p.m. Free. Info, dbanks@ together.net.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘FUNGI: THE WEB OF LIFE

3D’: Sparkling graphics take viewers on a journey into the weird, wide world of mushrooms, which we are only just beginning to understand. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK

3D’: Viewers learn the true story behind one of our most iconic — and misunderstood — predators. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, noon, 2 & 4 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘ROMÉO ET JULIETTE’: Tenor Benjamin Bernheim and soprano Nadine Sierra embody the star-crossed lovers in Charles Gounod’s dreamy adaptation of Shakespeare’s timeless tragedy, broadcast live from the Metropolitan Opera. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 11 a.m. $16-25. Info, 748-2600.

‘OCEANS: OUR BLUE PLANET

3D’: Scientists dive into the planet’s least-explored habitat, from its sunny shallows to its alien depths. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic

‘TINY GIANTS 3D’: Through the power of special cameras, audiences are transported into the world of the teeniest animals on Earth. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 1 & 3 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

food & drink

WHAT’S THAT WINE

WEDNESDAYS: Aspiring sommeliers blind-taste four wines from Vermont and beyond. Shelburne Vineyard, noon-6 p.m. $15. Info, 985-8222.

health & fitness

CHAIR YOGA: Waterbury Public Library instructor Diana Whitney leads at-home participants in gentle stretches supported by seats. 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

language

BEGINNER IRISH LANGUAGE

CLASS: Celtic-curious students learn to speak an Ghaeilge in a supportive group. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

ELL CLASSES: ENGLISH FOR BEGINNERS AND INTERMEDIATE STUDENTS: Learners of all abilities practice written and spoken English with trained instructors. Presented by Fletcher Free Library. 6:30-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, bshatara@ burlingtonvt.gov.

INTERMEDIATE IRISH LANGUAGE

CONVERSATION AND MUSIC: Speakers with some experience increase their fluency through conversation and song. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 863-3403.

SPANISH CONVERSATION:

Fluent and beginner speakers brush up on their español with a discussion led by a Spanish teacher. Presented by Dorothy Alling Memorial Library. 5-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@damlvt.org.

music

FIND MORE LOCAL EVENTS IN THIS ISSUE AND ONLINE:

art

Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film

See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section.

music + nightlife

Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/music.

Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11. = ONLINE EVENT

potluck intermission halfway through. St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church of St. Johnsbury, 6:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 748-2600.

‘THIS IS AMERICA: PART III’: Violinist Johnny Gandelsman performs works commissioned by the Hopkins Center for the Arts at Dartmouth College. Next Stage Arts Project, Putney, 7 p.m. $1030. Info, 387-0102.

UNIVERSITY JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Living saxophone legend Bobby Watson joins student musicians. University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

‘THE UNSUNG MENDELSSOHN AND SCHUMANN’: Guests explore the lives and music of 19th-century female composers Fanny Mendelssohn and Clara Schumann. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 1:15-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

québec

‘FIFTEEN DOGS’: Hermes and Apollo make a drunken bet that grants 15 pups the power of human consciousness in this modern-day fable. See calendar spotlight. Sylvan Adams Theatre, Segal Centre for Performing Arts, Montréal, 8 p.m. $25-68. Info, 514-739-7944.

sports

GREEN MOUNTAIN TABLE

TENNIS CLUB: Ping-Pong players swing their paddles in singles and doubles matches. Rutland Area Christian School, 7-9 p.m. Free for first two sessions; $30 annual membership. Info, 247-5913.

SMUGGS 55+ SKI CLUB: Seniors who love to ski, snowboard and snowshoe hit the slopes after coffee and pastries. Smugglers’ Notch Resort, Jeffersonville, 9 a.m.-noon. $30 for annual membership. Info, president@ smuggs55plus.com.

talks

CAROL RIFELJ FACULTY LECTURE

SERIES: JASON MITTELL: The lecturer gives an address titled “What Is a Videographic Book (and Why Is This One About ‘Breaking Bad’)?” Franklin Environmental Center at Hillcrest, Middlebury College, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-4008.

UVM COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES FULL PROFESSOR

LECTURE SERIES: NATHALIE

awry in this award-winning comedy, presented by Northern Stage. Barrette Center for the Arts, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $19-69. Info, 296-7000.

words

POEMCITY 2024: The beloved local festival of words, hosted by Kellogg-Hubbard Library, fills National Poetry Month with readings, workshops and talks. See kellogghubbard.org for full schedule. Various Montpelier locations. Free; some activities require preregistration. Info, 223-3338.

THU.4 agriculture

CURRENTLY SPEAKING: GAVIN BOYCE-RATLIFF: In conjunction with the “In the Garden” exhibit, a certified horticulturalist explores naturalistic garden design and climate-friendly management. The Current, Stowe, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358.

business

VENETIAN SIPS & STORIES: Trailblazers from the tech, art, music and culinary sectors and beyond share their stories of success. Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 881-0975.

crafts

KNITTING GROUP: Knitters of all experience levels get together to spin yarns. Latham Library, Thetford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4361.

SEWING (AND QUILTING)

TOGETHER: Library staff lead a friendly monthly meetup for needlesmiths. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

environment

SPRING SPEAKER SERIES: SARAH NOYES: An educator gives an address titled “After the Flood: Stories of Resilience.” Virtual option available. Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 864-2499. etc.

FARMERS NIGHT: CONCERT

HONORING THE LATE PETE

SUTHERLAND: Friends, students, collaborators and fans pay tribute to the late giant of Vermont folk music. House Chamber, Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-0749.

LUNCHTIME PIPE ORGAN SERIES:

NATHAN ELSBERND: The house organist of St. Luke’s Episcopal Church in New Haven, Conn., goes hard on the historic Estey organ. Epsilon Spires, Brattleboro, noon-1 p.m. Donations. Info, info@ epsilonspires.org.

ST. J BLUEGRASS JAM: Local musicians play together at an informal shindig, with a dessert

MATHIEU-BOLH: An economist discusses the financial and social causes of obesity. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3166.

theater

‘BREAKFALLS’: Vermont Stage premieres local playwright Gina Stevensen’s play about the romance, friendship and conflict that bloom in a Burlington dojo. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24-64. Info, 862-1497.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: A play within a play goes horribly

NIGHT OWL CLUB: Astronomers and space exploration experts discuss the latest in extraterrestrial news with curious attendees.

Presented by Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium. 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘FUNGI: THE WEB OF LIFE 3D’: See WED.3.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.3.

‘JUST GETTING BY’: A new documentary takes an incisive look at the lives of Vermonters struggling

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2024 SOLAR ECLIPSE

WED.3

ALAIN BRIZARD: An astrophysicist discusses the science and history of eclipses, as well as what to expect during totality. McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2588.

ECLIPSE CELEBRATION: Eclipse peepers ages 11 through 18 make their own pinhole viewers and interstellar art. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403

ONCE IN A LIFETIME: SOLAR

ECLIPSE TALK WITH THE VT

ASTRONOMICAL SOCIETY: Locals learn all about the big event. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

FRI.5

ECLIPSE WEEKEND KICKOFF

PARTY: Americana ensemble

Danny & the Parts soundtrack an evening of sipping. Shelburne Vineyard, 6-8:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 985-8222.

‘EYEING THE NIGHT SKY’ AND ‘SUN, MOON & STARS’: Visitors at the StarLab planetarium learn all about moon phases and the mythology of eclipses. Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 6:30 p.m. $13.50-15.50; preregister; limited space. Info, 359-5000.

ILLUMINATE VERMONT

ARTISAN STREET FESTIVAL: e eclipse party starts early at this craft fair featuring cocktails, food trucks and live music. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

OBSCURA BTV: An absolutely stellar festival takes over the Queen City, with viewing spots all over town and activities including dance parties and live music. See burlingtoneclipse. org for full schedule. Waterfront Park, Burlington. 10 a.m.-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

SOLAR ECLIPSE FESTIVAL: e run-up to April 8 features a special eclipse exhibit and plenty of hands-on, all-ages activities. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $14.5018; free for members and kids 2 and under; preregister. Info, 864-1848.

THE PATH OF GHOSTALITY:

Queen City Ghostwalk delves into Burlington’s dark side while the spirits are going wild thanks to the eclipse. Queen City Ghostwalk, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $25; preregister. Info, 324-5467.

TOTALIDAD CARNAVAL: e

SUN. 7

Queen City’s newest Caribbean eatery opens its patio for eclipse viewers. Santiago’s Cuban Cuisine, Burlington, 4-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink; preregister. Info, 540-2444.

SAT.6

ALBURGH TOTALITY FESTIVAL: ree days of live music, fun runs, fireworks and more family fun make the most of the dark side of the moon. Kraemer & Kin, Alburgh, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 513-646-4883.

CHAD HOLLISTER & PRIMO: A very special eclipse weekend concert features rock-and-roll grooves amongst the barrels in the winery. Shelburne Vineyard, 7-10:30 p.m. $25; preregister. Info, 985-8222.

ECLIPSE CRUISES: Astronomical admirers sail across Lake Champlain. Spirit of Ethan Allen, Burlington, noon, 2 & 4 p.m. $35150; preregister; limited space. Info, 862-8300.

ECLIPSE SCIENCE ACTIVITIES:

Adults and older kids bring cereal boxes to turn into viewing devices and learn all about the astronomy of an eclipse. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

ECLIPSE WEEKEND TASTING

TOURS: Visitors sample oakbarreled brandy and pommeau while learning about the aging process. Shelburne Orchards, 1-1:30 & 2-2:30 p.m. $10; preregister. Info, 578-7705.

ILLUMINATE VERMONT

ARTISAN STREET FESTIVAL: See FRI.5.

OBSCURA BTV: ‘2001: A SPACE

ODYSSEY’: Kubrick’s spaceset classic features one of the most enthralling eclipses ever set to film. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7:30-10 p.m. Free. Info, 355-0035.

OBSCURA BTV: See FRI.5.

SOLAR ECLIPSE FESTIVAL: See FRI.5.

THE PATH OF GHOSTALITY: See FRI.5.

TOTALIDAD CARNAVAL: See FRI.5.

ZOË KEATING: An Emmynominated cellist sets the celestial stage for the eclipse with some haunting soundscapes.

First Unitarian Universalist Society of Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. $40. Info, 865-7166.

‘ZODIAC DUST’: Chamber trio Heliand, joined by percussionist EK Duo, perform a special eclipse program of works by Bach, Debussy and others. York Street Meeting House, Lyndon, 7 p.m. $15-20; free for students.

SUN.7

ALBURGH TOTALITY FESTIVAL: See SAT.6.

ECLIPSE CRUISES: See SAT.6.

ECLIPSE EVE CONCERT: Local acts including Stove Dragon and Crooked Mowth raise their voices to the heavens. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5701.

ECLIPSE EVE CONTRA DANCE:

Luke Donforth calls the steps and Stove Dragon deliver the danceable tunes at this stellar dance party for all experience levels.

Champlain Club, Burlington, 2:305 p.m. $15-30. Info, 863-5701.

ECLIPSE EVE NEW ORLEANS

JAZZ PARTY: Jon McBride’s Big Easy brings feel-good funk to the scene. Shelburne Vineyard, 6-8:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 985-8222.

ECLIPSE WEEKEND TASTING

TOURS: See SAT.6.

‘EYEING THE NIGHT SKY’ AND ‘SUN, MOON & STARS’: See FRI.5, 10:15 a.m., 12:15 & 1:15 p.m.

GREAT NORTHERN AMERICAN

ECLIPSE: A weekend of opulent meals, cosmic cocktails and brunch trivia marks the eclipse. Blue Paddle Bistro, South Hero, 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Cost of food and drink; preregister. Info, 372-4814.

KAT WRIGHT & BRETT HUGHES: Two beloved Vermont troubadours make an eclipse weekend appearance. Shelburne Vineyard, noon-5:30 p.m. $25; preregister. Info, 985-8222.

‘MIND MAGIC: TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE MIND’: Psychological mentalist Dr. Steve combines comedy and magic for a brain-busting evening. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. $25. Info, 236-3146.

OBSCURA BTV: See FRI.5.

SOLAR ECLIPSE ACTIVITY DAYS: Hands-on science activities and all-ages fun in the StarLab get kids excited. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $17-20; free for members and kids under 2. Info, 649-2200.

SOLAR ECLIPSE FESTIVAL: See FRI.5.

THE PATH OF GHOSTALITY: See FRI.5.

PRE-CLIPSE ASTROLOGY MEET-

UP: e Bristol Astrology Group invites locals to bring their journals to a discussion of eclipse season, Mercury retrograde and more. Open Sky Studio, Bristol, 4:30-6 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, welcome@home-body.co.

SHADOWS OF THE SUN &

TOTALITY: e dark side of the moon gets top billing at two days of eclipse watching and insights from NASA expert Jack Bacon. Hula, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $5-25. Info, events@hulalakeside.com.

TOTALIDAD CARNAVAL: See FRI.5.

‘ZODIAC DUST’: See SAT.6. Westford Common, 4 p.m.

MON.8

2024 SOLAR ECLIPSE PARTY: Refreshments and official viewing glasses pamper eclipse peepers during their viewing experience. Ladd Field, Worcester, 2-4 p.m. Free.

ALBURGH TOTALITY FESTIVAL: See SAT.6.

COMMON ROOTS TOTAL SOLAR

ECLIPSE ADVENTURE: Live music from Chad Hollister soundtracks a family-friendly viewing party. Wheeler Nature Park, South Burlington, noon-4 p.m. $15-35; free for kids under 3. Info, 355-3677.

‘DARK SIDE OF THE ECLIPSE’: Veteran musician Cannonball Krypto and his son play the entirety of Pink Floyd’s e Dark Side of the Moon at the Elmore Mountain Amphitheatre. Elmore State Park, Lake Elmore, 2 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, seagullmerlin@gmail.com.

ECLIPSE CRUISES: See SAT.6, 1-5 p.m.

THE GREAT ECLIPSE SACRED SOUND SANCTUARY RETREAT

DAY: Folks get spiritual and celestial at a day of sound healing, herbal support, grounding practices, astrological guidance and nourishing food. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $222; preregister. Info, info@melindakinzie.com.

GREAT NORTHERN AMERICAN

ECLIPSE: See SUN.7, 2-8 p.m.

MONTPELIER’S TOTAL ECLIPSE

2024: DJ tunes and a light-tosound device courtesy of the Vermont Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired make for a fabulous viewing experience in the Capital City. Vermont Statehouse lawn, Montpelier, noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604.

‘MOONSHADOW: AN ECLIPSE

VIEWING EXPERIENCE’: SOLD OUT. WAIT LIST AVAILABLE. Harpist Marie Hamilton and looping electric guitarist Tom Pearo improvise a cosmic soundtrack to an afternoon of tarot readings, drinks and heavenly delights. Shelburne Vineyard, 1-5 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 985-8222.

NO QUARTER: THE 2024 SOLAR

ECLIPSE: Friends and neighbors enjoy a once-in-a-lifetime experience over a beer. Swag packs, including glasses, commemorative merch and a four-pack of an eclipse-exclusive brew, are available to prepurchase. Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, noon-9 p.m. Free. Info, 391-9120.

OBSCURA BTV: See FRI.5.

PALMER’S ECLIPSE EVENT: Food, drinks and syrupy sweet treats make for a very Vermont shindig. Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5054.

THE PATH OF TOTALITY: Party people enjoy craft cocktails, live music and free viewing glasses for the first 500 guests. Barr Hill, Montpelier, noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8000.

POETRY AND THE ECLIPSE

INSPIRATION: An open mic for wordsmiths takes cues from the heavens. Wine and snacks provided. e Satellite Gallery, Lyndonville, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-8317.

SHADOWS OF THE SUN & TOTALITY: See SUN.7, noon-5 p.m.

SHELBURNE’S ALL-TOWN

TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE VIEWING PARTY: Townsfolk don their glasses and enjoy the view while Pink Floyd’s e Dark Side of the Moon plays and farmers market vendors provide snacks. e Field House, Shelburne, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

SOLAR ECLIPSE 2024: A uniquely nature-themed viewing party features live music and an educational program on how animals experience an eclipse. Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $16-19; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 359-5000.

SOLAR ECLIPSE: SOLD OUT. e museum grounds provide a special spot for watching the sun. Shelburne Museum, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $15-25. Info, 985-3346.

SOLAR ECLIPSE ACTIVITY DAYS: See SUN.7.

SOLAR ECLIPSE CELEBRATION WITH THISTLE: Celestial refreshments and heavenly chamber music soundtrack a 96 percent eclipse. Epsilon Spires, Brattleboro, 2-7 p.m. $5-15 suggested donation. Info, info@ epsilonspires.org.

SOLAR ECLIPSE DAY!: Viewing classes are available for purchase at the museum store as the sun passes behind the moon.

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with food and housing insecurity. Welden Theatre, St. Albans, 7 p.m. $10-20. Info, 533-2000.

‘THE MONK AND THE GUN’: A young Buddhist monk comes into conflict with an American firearms collector against the backdrop of Bhutan’s transition to democracy in this remarkable 2023 drama. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7-8:45 p.m. $6-12; VTIFF membership benefits apply. Info, 660-2600.

‘OCEANS: OUR BLUE PLANET 3D’: See WED.3.

‘TINY GIANTS 3D’: See WED.3.

WILD & SCENIC FILM FESTIVAL: Vermont Natural Resources Council presents an evening of inspiring shorts about science, equitable outdoor access and environmental resilience. Woodstock Town Hall Theatre, 5:30-9 p.m. $12. Info, 223-2328.

food & drink

DESTINATION DINNER: FRENCH

CANADIAN FARE: Pea soup, tourtière, maple baked beans and cheddar biscuits, all featuring local ingredients, delight taste buds. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 5-7 p.m. $6-20; preregister; limited space. Info, 533-2000.

FREE WINE TASTING: Themed wine tastings take oenophiles on an adventure through a region, grape variety, style of wine or producer’s offerings. Dedalus Wine Shop, Market & Wine Bar, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2368.

games

DUPLICATE BRIDGE: A lively group plays a classic, tricky game with an extra wrinkle. Waterbury Public Library, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7223.

WEEKLY CHESS FOR FUN: Players of all ability levels face off and learn new strategies. United Community Church, St. Johnsbury, 5:30-9 p.m. Donations. Info, lafferty1949@ gmail.com.

language

ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Semi-fluent speakers practice their skills during a conversazione with others. Best for those who can speak at least basic sentences. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

lgbtq

POP-UP HAPPY HOUR: Locals connect over drinks at a speakeasy-style bar. Hosted by OUT in the 802. Lincolns, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

music

HUNGRYTOWN: Multiinstrumentalist Ken Anderson and writer Rebecca Hall make up a folk duo characterized by remarkable harmonies and literary lyrics. Willey Memorial Hall, Cabot, 7-9 p.m. $12-15. Info, 793-3016.

MARSH LIGHTS: Former Bluegrass Gospel Project singer-songwriter Colby Crehan performs with her new folk-grass band. Richmond Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. $17.50-27.50. Info, 557-7589.

THE STRING QUEENS: A trio of Black female musicians brings a soulful sound to classical works and modern pop. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 6:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, 603-448-0400.

SUMMIT WINDS: Musicians from the 10th Mountain Division of the U.S. Army perform. Q&A follows. University of Vermont Southwick Ballroom, Redstone Campus, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

UNIVERSITY JAZZ ENSEMBLE: See WED.3, 7:30 p.m.

seminars

ECOGATHERINGS: Sterling College hosts online learning sessions digging into big ideas such as joy, rage, climate change, mutual aid, food and art. See ce.sterlingcollege.edu for upcoming topics. 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, ecogather@ sterlingcollege.edu.

GROW YOUR AUDIENCE: Artists and content creators learn how to build and connect with a fan base. The Media Factory, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, 651-9692.

theater

‘BREAKFALLS’: See WED.3.

‘THE FOUND DOG RIBBON

DANCE’: A professional cuddler sets off to return a lost dog and finds love in this quirky romantic comedy from Middlebury College Theatre. Seeler Studio Theatre, Mahaney Arts Center, Middlebury College, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 443-6433.

‘HUNDRED DAYS’: Middlebury Acting Company explores the life-changing possibilities of love in this charming folk-punk musical. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $25-44. Info, 382-9222.

‘I AM MY OWN WIFE’: Stoph Scheer plays every character of every gender in this solo show about Charlotte von Mahlsdorf, a real-life trans woman who survived Nazi Germany. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier City Hall, 7:30-9 p.m. $10-30. Info, 229-0492.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: See WED.3, 2 & 7:30 p.m. words

AMY ALLEN: Shelburne’s new poet laureate launches her chapbook Mountain Offerings with a reading, signing, and Q&A. Phoenix Books, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 855-8078.

JOSEPH BRUCHAC: The author of Dawn Land presents the oral histories, archaeology and Indigenous traditions that informed the historical novel. Presented by the Vermont Abenaki Artists Association. 6-8:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 265-0092.

LAMPSHADE POETS OPEN MIC: Wordsmiths read their original work. Option to be filmed for JAM’s YouTube channel and community access station. Junction Arts & Media, White River Junction, 7 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 295-6688.

POEMCITY 2024: See WED.3, April 30.

TERRY LOVELETTE: The local poet reads from his collection Thoughts From a Walk: Green Mountain Musings and discusses his experience with self-publishing. Book sales support the library. Milton Public Library, 7-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4644.

Fit for the Dogs

Theatergoers get a lesson in philosophy that’s anything but a bore at Fifteen Dogs, Marie Farsi’s stage adaptation of André Alexis’ prize-winning novel of the same name. This doggone delight of a play makes profound, penetrating meat of a heartwarmingly silly premise: Over a beer at a Toronto tavern, the ancient Greek gods Hermes and Apollo make a bet and grant human cognition to a crew of canines. The pups discover poetry and personal freedom, as well as the pitfalls that come with complex thought and an awareness of their own mortality.

‘FIFTEEN DOGS’

Wednesday, April 3, Saturday, April 6, and Tuesday, April 9, 8 p.m.; Sunday, April 7, 2 & 7 p.m.; Monday, April 8, 7 p.m.; and Wednesday, April 10, 8 p.m., at Sylvan Adams Theatre, Segal Centre for Performing Arts, in Montréal. See website for additional dates. 25-68 Canadian dollars. Info, 514-739-7944, segalcentre.org.

FRI.5 business

GLOBAL TALK, LOCAL TASTE: Vermonters network and discuss global issues over brews and bites. Burlington Beer, 5-7 p.m. $15; free for VCWA members; preregister. Info, 557-0018.

crafts

FIRST FRIDAY FIBER GROUP: Fiber-arts fans make progress on projects while chatting over snacks. GRACE, Hardwick, 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, info@ruralartsvt. org.

education

AMY BUTLER: The former NBNC director of education launches her book Educating Children

Brattleboro, 8-10 p.m. $10-20 suggested donation. Info, info@ epsilonspires.org.

‘MILES TO GO BEFORE SHE

SLEEPS’: A teacher risks everything to expose a nationwide dog theft ring in this independent Chinese documentary. Panel discussion with filmmaker Faye Yuan follows. Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 240-687-1124.

‘OCEANS: OUR BLUE PLANET 3D’: See WED.3.

‘TINY GIANTS 3D’: See WED.3. food & drink

ADVENTURE DINNER’S NORTH BY NORTHEAST: A SUGAR SHACK

FEAST: A seven-course culinary expedition through the maple syrup world includes duck, doughnuts and optional wine pairings. Peg & Ter’s, Shelburne, 7-9:30 p.m. $85; preregister; limited space. Info, 248-224-7539.

IAPETUS CELLAR TASTING: Sips of unreleased 2023 natural wines and behind-the-scenes factoids from the winemakers delight oenophiles. Shelburne Vineyard, 7:30-9 p.m. $50; preregister. Info, 985-8222.

VERMONT CRAFT BEER & CHILI

STROLL: Craft brews and hearty chef-made stews invigorate visitors. Various downtown Wilmington locations, 4-7 p.m. $35. Info, 464-8092.

games

MAH-JONGG: Tile traders of all experience levels gather for a game. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

health & fitness

GUIDED MEDITATION

ONLINE: Dorothy Alling Memorial Library invites attendees to relax on their lunch breaks and reconnect with their bodies. Noon-12:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@ damlvt.org.

lgbtq

Outdoors: Lessons in NatureBased Learning. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 229-6206.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘FUNGI: THE WEB OF LIFE 3D’: See WED.3.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.3.

‘JUST GETTING BY’: See THU.4. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

‘THE MARK OF ZORRO’: Organist Ben Model plays a live score for this 1920 silent film about the adventures of a sword-bearing swashbuckler. Epsilon Spires,

RPG NIGHT: Members of the LGBTQ community gather weekly to play games such as Dungeons & Dragons and Everway. Rainbow Bridge Community Center, Barre, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 622-0692.

music

‘AMADOKA’: Adapted from the Ukrainian novel of the same name, this sweeping contemporary ensemble work immerses audiences entirely. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2418.

CARPENTERS LEGACY: Straight from Las Vegas, the definitive Carpenters tribute act reconstructs the duo’s 1976 live performances. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $39. Info, 775-0903.

DANA ROBINSON: A fixture of the folk music scene blends contemporary and traditional sound. Maple Corner Community Center, Calais, 7-9 p.m. $10-20. Info, 793-3016.

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‘ETHEREAL BLOOM’: Oregon touring act Ceremonial Abyss joins local outfits St. Silva, Ouzkxqlzn and Adaline in a multimedia experience centered on cassette tapes and ceremonial cacao. Spiral House, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $10-20. Info, 781-975-8873.

FRIDAY NIGHT PIANO: A performance of piano rolls from the 1900s through the present — and from ABBA to Led Zeppelin — entertains as audiences eat snacks around the firepit. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 5-10 p.m. Free. Info, info@ mainstreetmuseum.org.

UVM LANE SERIES: TELEGRAPH

QUARTET: Lauded for their tonal beauty and attention to detail, the foursome takes the stage for a program featuring Fanny Mendelssohn, George Walker and Antonin Dvořák. University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6.50-45. Info, 656-4455.

québec

FESTIVAL DE LA VOIX: The human voice gets its time in the spotlight at several astounding concerts. See festivaldelavoix. com for full schedule. Various Québec locations, 8 p.m. Prices vary; preregister. Info, 514-758-3641.

tech

HOW TO DO TELEMEDICINE:

Attendees learn how to contact their doctors online, attend virtual appointments and access digital medical resources. Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, noon-1:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 863-3403.

MORNING TECH HELP: Experts answer questions about phones, laptops, e-readers and more in one-on-one sessions. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 846-4140.

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Find even more local events in this newspaper and online: art

Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film

See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section.

music + nightlife

Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/ music.

Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

theater

‘BREAKFALLS’: See WED.3.

‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’: A Russian Jewish family reckons with tradition, love and oppression in this beloved musical, presented by the Wild Goose Players. Bellows Falls Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $10-40. Info, 376-4761.

‘THE FOUND DOG RIBBON

DANCE’: See THU.4.

‘HUNDRED DAYS’: See THU.4.

‘I AM MY OWN WIFE’: See THU.4.

‘KODACHROME’: Love, grief and change are documented through the lens of a small-town photographer in this heartwarming new production from the Shelburne Players. Shelburne Town Hall, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 343-2602.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: See WED.3.

‘SOMETHING ROTTEN!’: Two playwright brothers attempt to outsell Shakespeare in this Tony Award-nominated Elizabethan farce, presented by We the People Theatre. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $15-30. Info, 727-0781.

words

POEMTOWN: Readings from local wordsmiths and open mics punctuate National Poetry Month. See poemtown.org for full schedule. Various Randolph locations, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-5073.

POEMCITY 2024: See WED.3.

SAT.6 activism

PRISONER LETTER WRITING

WORKSHOP: Locals write missives to make prisoners’ days. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

bazaars

VERMONT GATHERINGS SPRING

MARKET: Artisans from around New England sell woodwork, clothing, spices, pottery, jewelry, sweet treats, arts, tea, wine and more. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $10; free for kids under 12. Info, 778-9178.

climate crisis

CLIMATE FRESK WORKSHOP:

Concerned citizens ages 17 and up learn how to take action against climate change. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, kbelluche@burlingtonvt. gov.

dance

FIRST SATURDAY WESTIE

SOCIAL: Beginners, new members and experienced West Coast Swing dancers are welcome. North Star Community Hall, Burlington, lessons, 7 p.m.; dance, 8-10:30 p.m. $15 suggested donation. Info, 488-4789.

MONTPELIER CONTRA DANCE: Dancers balance, shadow and do-si-do the night away to

gender-neutral calling and live tunes by Frost & Fire. Capital City Grange, Berlin, beginners’ lesson, 7:40 p.m.; dance, 8-11 p.m. $5-20. Info, 225-8921. etc.

MEDITATION AND BUDDHIST

DISCUSSION: Readings and reflections follow a half hour of mindfulness. Refreshments served. Shambhala Meditation Center, Burlington, 9:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6795.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘FUNGI: THE WEB OF LIFE 3D’: See WED.3.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.3.

‘JUST GETTING BY’: See THU.4. Rutland Free Library, 7 p.m. $15. Info, bobrien@pshift.com.

MEDIA FACTORY ORIENTATION: Once aspiring filmmakers have taken this tour of the studio, they have access to the full suite of gear and facilities. The Media Factory, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 651-9692.

‘OCEANS: OUR BLUE PLANET 3D’: See WED.3.

‘TINY GIANTS 3D’: See WED.3.

food & drink

ADVENTURE DINNER’S NORTH

BY NORTHEAST: A SUGAR

SHACK FEAST: See FRI.5, 5-7:30 & 7:45-10:15 p.m.

games

BEGINNER DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Waterbury Public Library game master Evan Hoffman gathers novices and veterans alike for an afternoon of virtual adventuring. Teens and adults welcome. Noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

CHESS CLUB: Players of all ages and abilities face off and learn new strategies. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

LEARN TO PLAY MAH-JONGG: Pauline Nolte teaches a seven-week course on the American and Chinese styles of this ancient game. Waterbury Public Library, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, judi@ waterburypubliclibrary.com.

health & fitness

COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: An all-levels session offers a weekly opportunity to relax the mind and rejuvenate the body. Wise Pines, Woodstock, 10-11 a.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 432-3126.

holidays

DYNGUS DAY: Bavarian band Inseldudler soundtrack a delectable celebration of the Polish American post-Easter festival. Simple Roots Brewing, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 399-2658.

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burlington

FAM JAM: Vermont Folklife hosts a tuneful get-together for musicians of all ages and skill levels. BYO instruments. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, ytv@vtfolklife.org.

STEAM SPACE: Kids in kindergarten through fifth grade explore science, technology, engineering, art and math activities. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

TODDLER TIME: Librarians bring out books, rhymes and songs specially selected for young ones 12 through 24 months. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

BABY TIME: Parents and caregivers bond with their pre-walking babes during this gentle playtime. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:3011 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

BABYTIME: Caregivers and infants from birth through age 1 gather to explore board books and toys. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

PLAY TIME: Little ones build with blocks and read together. Ages 1 through 4. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

mad river valley/ waterbury

QUEER READS: LGBTQIA+ and allied youth get together each month to read and discuss ideas around gender, sexuality and identity. Waterbury Public Library, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7036.

TEEN HANGOUT: Middle and high schoolers make friends at a no-pressure meetup. Waterbury Public Library, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

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burlington

BABYTIME: Pre-walking little ones experience a story time catered to their infant interests. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

GROW PRESCHOOL YOGA: Colleen from Grow Prenatal and Family Yoga leads little ones in songs, movement and other fun activities. Ages 2 through 5. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

PRESCHOOL MUSIC WITH LINDA

BASSICK: The singer and storyteller

Reading Rainbow

Vermont Humanities closes out another season of Vermont Reads with an appearance by Malinda Lo, author of the 2023 selection, Last Night at the Telegraph Club. Lo discusses the real-life history behind her young adult novel, which follows a Chinese American lesbian teen as she discovers the underground queer culture of 1950s San Francisco. The National Book Award-winning author also speaks to Feed author M.T. Anderson about how readers of all ages can enjoy young adult literature and signs copies of her book. Virtual option available.

MALINDA LO

Tuesday, April 9, 7 p.m., at South Burlington Public Library & City Hall. Free; preregister. Info, 846-4140, southburlingtonlibrary.org.

extraordinaire leads little ones in indoor music and movement. Birth through age 5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

PRESCHOOL PLAYTIME: Pre-K patrons play and socialize after music time. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

STORY TIME: Little ones from birth through age 5 learn from songs, crafts and picture books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

stowe/smuggs

WEE ONES PLAY TIME: Caregivers bring kiddos 3 and younger to a new sensory learning experience each week. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

mad river valley/ waterbury

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Games, activities, stories and songs engage 3through 5-year-olds. Waterbury Public Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

upper valley

OPENING DAY: The working dairy farm and rural heritage museum welcomes visitors to the start of its 42nd season with free ice cream. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $12-19; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 457-2355.

FRI.5

chittenden county

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: Thanks to a solar eclipse, boy meets girl and plant eats boy in this morbidly silly sci-fi musical from student thespians. Mt. Mansfield Union High School, Jericho, -6, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 858-1715.

MUSIC TIME!: Little ones sing and dance with local troubadour Linda Bassick. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

middlebury area

VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA

ENSEMBLES: Talented local teens astound audiences with expert renditions of chamber tunes. Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $5-15. Info, 877-6737.

upper valley

STORY TIME: Preschoolers take part in tales, tunes and playtime. Latham Library, Thetford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 785-4361.

SAT.6

burlington

‘SPORK: A VARIETY SHOW’: A family-friendly comedy extravaganza promises an unforgettable evening of improv, standup and more. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 203-444-7383.

upper valley

STORY TIME WITH BETH: A bookseller and librarian extraordinaire reads two picture books on a different theme each week. Norwich Bookstore, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 649-1114.

TUE.9

burlington

AWKWARD TALKS: A BOOK CLUB FOR PARENTS AND CAREGIVERS: Family nurse practitioner Celia Bird prepares grown-ups for conversations with their kids about bodies, consent and how babies get made. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 863-3403.

SING-ALONG WITH LINDA BASSICK: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers sing, dance and wiggle along with Linda. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

FAMILY PLAYSHOP: Kids from birth through age 5 learn and play at this school readiness program. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

LEGO TIME AT THE NNE BRANCH: Creative kids ages 4 through 11 construct their very own creations. Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 863-3403.

STORIES WITH GEOFF: Little patrons of the library’s new location enjoy a morning of stories and songs. Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, 11:15-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

WEE ENGINEER: Little ones ages 3 through 5 learn problem-solving skills at this hands-on STEAM series. Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: See FRI.5, 7:30-9:30 p.m.

SATURDAY STORIES: Kiddos start the weekend off right with stories and songs. Ages 3 through 7. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

WHIMSICAL WINGS: Crafters of all ages paint a butterfly magnet. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

SUN.7

chittenden county

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: See FRI.5, 2-4 p.m.

MON.8

burlington

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Bookworms ages 2 through 5 enjoy fun-filled reading time. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

POKÉMON CLUB: Players trade cards and enjoy activities centered on their favorite strategic game. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

UNICORN APPRECIATION WEEK: OPENING CELEBRATION: Sparkle princes and princesses prance through the library partaking in cupcakes, crafts and other magical activities. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

MALINDA LO: The author of the 2023

Vermont Reads pick, Last Night at the Telegraph Club, discusses LGBTQ life in the 1950s and how young adult fiction can connect with readers of all ages. Virtual option available. See calendar spotlight. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 846-4140.

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Little ones enjoy a cozy session of reading, rhyming and singing. Birth through age 5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

mad river valley/ waterbury

HOMESCHOOL COMPUTER CLUB: Home students learn everything from basic tech techniques to graphic design in this monthly class. Waterbury Public Library, 11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

WED.10 burlington

DIY FROG RINGS: Teens mark National Frog Month by making beaded jewelry. Ages 11 through 18. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

STEAM SPACE: See WED.3.

TODDLER TIME: See WED.3.

chittenden county

BABYTIME: See WED.3.

PLAY TIME: See WED.3.

mad river valley/ waterbury

LEGO CHALLENGE CLUB: Kids engage in a fun-filled hour of building, then leave their creations on display in the library all month long. Ages 6 through 8. Waterbury Public Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7036. K

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‘BREAKFALLS’: See WED.3.

‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’: See FRI.5, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

‘THE FOUND DOG RIBBON

DANCE’: See THU.4, 2 & 7:309:30 p.m.

‘HUNDRED DAYS’: See THU.4.

‘I AM MY OWN WIFE’: See THU.4.

‘KODACHROME’: See FRI.5.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: See WED.3, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

‘SOMETHING ROTTEN!’: See FRI.5.

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FRIENDS OF ILSLEY LIBRARY

BOOK SALE: Books of all genres

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for all ages go on sale, and all proceeds fund library programming. Cash or check only. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. POEMCITY 2024: See WED.3.

SUN.7 bazaars

FIRST SUNDAYS FLEA & FARMERS MARKET: Antiques and locally made goods populate a bustling, eclectic bazaar. Enosburg Opera House, Enosburg Falls, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 933-6171.

VERMONT GATHERINGS SPRING MARKET: See SAT.6. community

HUMAN CONNECTION CIRCLE: Neighbors share stories from their lives and forge deep connections. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, humanconnectioncircle@ gmail.com.

crafts

YARN CRAFTERS GROUP: See WED.3, 1-3 p.m. etc.

A HILL FARMER’S STORY AND OTHER VERMONT TALES: Life in rural Vermont is celebrated in films, readings and live music performances. Big Picture Theater and Café, Waitsfield, 7-9 p.m. $15. Info, 496-5997.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘FUNGI: THE WEB OF LIFE 3D’: See WED.3.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.3.

‘JUST GETTING BY’: See THU.4. Playhouse Movie Theatre, Randolph, 7 p.m. $15. Info, bobrien@pshift.com.

‘MAD RIVER GLEN: A 75-YEAR

FELLOWSHIP OF SKIERS’: A documentary celebrates the cooperative ski resort’s diamond anniversary. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 6 p.m. $7-10. Info, 229-0598.

‘OCEANS: OUR BLUE PLANET 3D’: See WED.3.

‘TINY GIANTS 3D’: See WED.3.

food & drink

WINOOSKI WINTER FARMERS

MARKET: Families shop for meat pies, honey, kimchi, bread and prepared foods from more local vendors at an indoor marketplace. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, farmersmarket@downtown winooski.org.

health & fitness

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS

PRACTICE: New and experienced meditators are always welcome

to join this weekly practice in the tradition of Thich Nhat Hahn. Sangha Studio — Pine, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, newleafsangha@gmail.com.

KARUNA COMMUNITY

MEDITATION: A YEAR TO LIVE (FULLY): Participants practice keeping joy, generosity and gratitude at the forefront of their minds. Jenna’s House, Johnson, 10-11:15 a.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, mollyzapp@live.com.

RELAXING GONG MEDITATION: Attendees relax with breathing exercises, mindful music and savasana. BYO yoga mat and blankets. Vergennes Movement, 8-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 324-8342.

music

‘IN THE KEY OF SPRING’: See SAT.6. Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 4 p.m.

MATTHEW ODELL: The pianist plays works by Robert and Clara Schumann and Johannes Brahms. Artistree Community Arts Center, South Pomfret, 3 p.m. $15. Info, 457-3500.

‘RADIANT LIGHT’: See SAT 6. Bethany United Church of Christ, Randolph, 4-6 p.m. $5-30. Info, 238-4752.

SUMMIT WINDS: See THU. 4. Vergennes Opera House, 2 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 877-6737.

québec

FESTIVAL DE LA VOIX: See FRI.5, 2 p.m.

‘FIFTEEN DOGS’: See WED.3, 2 & 7 p.m.

theater

‘BREAKFALLS’: See WED.3, 2 p.m.

‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’: See FRI.5, 2 p.m.

‘HUNDRED DAYS’: See THU.4, 2 p.m.

‘I AM MY OWN WIFE’: See THU.4, 2-3:30 p.m.

‘KODACHROME’: See FRI.5, 2 p.m.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: See WED.3, 5 p.m.

‘ROBERT FROST, LIGHT AND DARK’: J.T. Turner’s enthralling one-man show celebrates the life and work of the iconic poet.

Plainfield Town Hall Opera House, 4-6 p.m. $20 suggested donation; preregister. Info, plainfieldartsvt@gmail.com.

‘SOMETHING ROTTEN!’: See FRI.5, 3 p.m.

words

POEMCITY 2024: See WED.3.

MON.8

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘FUNGI: THE WEB OF LIFE 3D’: See WED.3.

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‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.3.

‘OCEANS: OUR BLUE PLANET 3D’: See WED.3.

‘TINY GIANTS 3D’: See WED.3.

games

MONDAY NIGHT GAMES:

Discounted wine by the glass fuels an evening of friendly competition featuring new and classic board games, card games, and cribbage. Shelburne Vineyard, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8222.

language

ENGLISH CONVERSATION

CIRCLE: Locals learning English as a second language gather in the Digital Lab to build vocabulary and make friends. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

québec

‘FIFTEEN DOGS’: See WED.3, 7 p.m.

words

POEMCITY 2024: See WED.3.

TUE.9

community

CURRENT EVENTS

DISCUSSION GROUP:

Brownell Library holds a virtual roundtable for neighbors to pause and reflect on the news cycle. 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEMORY

CAFÉ: Those living with dementia and their caregivers gather to make friends and have fun.

Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, 11 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 863-3403.

crafts

LEARN TO CROCHET AND KNIT: Novices of all ages pick up a new skill. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

dance

SWING DANCING: Local Lindy hoppers and jitterbuggers convene at Vermont Swings’ weekly boogie-down. Bring clean shoes. North Star Community Hall, Burlington, beginner lessons, 6:30 p.m.; dance, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

EDITING WITH DAVINCI

RESOLVE: Attendees learn how to perfect film footage in a popular program. The Media Factory, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, 651-9692.

‘FUNGI: THE WEB OF LIFE 3D’: See WED.3.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See

2024 SOLAR ECLIPSE

Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 10:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Regular admission, $17-20; free for members and kids under 2. Info, 649-2200.

SOLAR ECLIPSE GATHERING: Sun peepers get a gorgeous view at this fabulous outdoor festival. Donations benefit YWCA Vermont. YWCA Camp Hochelaga, South Hero, 1-5 p.m. Donations. Info, 372-4510.

SOLAR ECLIPSE PARTY & VIEWING: An eclipse-themed cocktail party leads into a spectacular celestial show. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, noon-4 p.m. $42.80; preregister. Info, 800-826-7000.

SOLAR ECLIPSE PARTY: SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE SUN: Barflies witness the dark side of the moon at a swanky party. Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. $10. Info, 881-0975.

SOLAR ECLIPSE VIEWING PARTY: Lift ticket holders head up to Allyn’s Lodge for an unmatched view on the mountain. Sugarbush, Warren, 2-5 p.m. Regular admission, $119; preregister. Info, 583-6590.

WED.3.

‘ROMÉO ET JULIETTE’: See WED.3. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 1 p.m. $20. Info, 775-0903.

‘OCEANS: OUR BLUE PLANET 3D’: See WED.3.

‘TINY GIANTS 3D’: See WED.3.

language

PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH

CONVERSATION: Francophones and French-language learners meet pour parler la belle langue Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-5493.

SOCIAL HOUR: The Alliance Française of the Lake Champlain Region hosts a rendez-vous over Zoom. 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, ellen.sholk@gmail.com.

québec

‘FIFTEEN DOGS’: See WED.3, 8 p.m.

talks

AMY SMITH: A professor explains what ancient Greek pot fragments can reveal about festivals and rituals in Athenian culture. Mahaney Arts Center, Middlebury College, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3136.

XAN SMILEY: An editor at large at the Economist analyzes the successes and failures of his own and his colleagues’ coverage over the last half century. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5320.

words

BURLINGTON LITERATURE GROUP: LÁSZLÓ KRASZNAHORKAI:

SOLAR ECLIPSE VIEWING PARTY: Free glasses and fun activities make watching the sky easy-breezy. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 2:15-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

SUN+MOON+YOU: Astronomers and educators offer up a full day of programming in advance of the eclipse. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 2:30-4 p.m. Regular admission, $8-12; free for members and kids 4 and under. Info, 748-2372.

TOTAL ECLIPSE CELE-BEAR-ATION: SOLD OUT. A family-friendly eclipse festival features face painting, astronaut crafts, mini golf and food trucks. Vermont Teddy Bear, Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. $15. Info, 985-1319.

TOTAL ECLIPSE EVENT: A DJ spins Taylor Swift tunes while guests play mini golf, enjoy bites from the snack bar and have a totality great time. Sunset Drive-in, Colchester, noon-4:30 p.m. $5-45. Info, 862-1800.

TOTALIDAD CARNAVAL: See FRI.5.

TOTALITY IN TAYLOR PARK: The Ryan

Readers analyze the Man Booker International Prize-winning novel Seiobo There Below over seven weeks. 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@nereadersandwriters. com.

THE MOTH STORYSLAM:

Local tellers of tales recount true stories in an open-mic format. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $17.50; preregister. Info, susanne@ themoth.org.

POEMCITY 2024: See WED.3.

POETRY GROUP: A supportive drop-in group welcomes those who would like to share and listen to poetry. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 846-4140.

WED.10

agriculture

SEED STARTING AND BEGINNER

GARDENING: Home growers get a head start on the season, courtesy of the Vermont Garden Network. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

business

QUEEN CITY BUSINESS NETWORKING INTERNATIONAL GROUP: See WED.3.

community

CURRENT EVENTS: Neighbors have an informal discussion about what’s in the news.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.

crafts

Sweezey Band soundtracks an afternoon of fun, games and eclipse viewing. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 524-1500.

THE TOTALLY AMAZING ECLIPSE PARTY: Family-friendly music, food and activities make a once-in-a-lifetime experience extra special. Middlebury Recreation Park, noon4 p.m. Free. Info, 247-3635.

THE WHITEOUT: Pink Talking Fish covers The Dark Side of the Moon in its entirety as ski bums ooh and aah at the eclipse. Jay Peak, 2:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-451-4449.

‘YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE’: Family-friendly tunes from Mister Chris, farm-fresh food and plenty of outdoor space make for a special celestial social. Bread & Butter Farm, Shelburne, 1-5 p.m. $10-99. Info, 985-9200. ➆

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERERS’ GUILD OF AMERICA: Anyone with an interest in the needle arts is welcome to bring a project to this monthly meeting. Holy Family Parish Hall, Essex Junction, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, gmc.vt.ega@gmail. com.

YARN CRAFTERS GROUP: See WED.3.

dance

WEST COAST SWING DANCING: See WED.3.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘FUNGI: THE WEB OF LIFE 3D’: See WED.3.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.3.

MADE HERE FILM FESTIVAL: Award-winning movies shot in New England and Québec hit the screen. See vtiff.org for full schedule. See calendar spotlight. Burlington Beer, 5-11 p.m. Pay what you can. Info, 660-2600.

‘OCEANS: OUR BLUE PLANET 3D’: See WED.3.

‘TINY GIANTS 3D’: See WED.3.

food & drink

WHAT’S THAT WINE

WEDNESDAYS: See WED.3.

games

BOARD GAME NIGHT: Lovers of tabletop fun play classic games and new designer offerings. Waterbury Public Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

health & fitness

CHAIR YOGA: See WED.3.

language

BEGINNER IRISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.3.

ELL CLASSES: ENGLISH FOR BEGINNERS AND INTERMEDIATE STUDENTS: See WED.3.

INTERMEDIATE IRISH LANGUAGE CONVERSATION AND MUSIC: See WED.3.

lgbtq

QUEER WRITER’S GROUP: LGBTQ authors meet monthly to discuss their work, write from prompts, and give each other advice and feedback. Rainbow Bridge Community Center,

FOMO?

Find even more local events in this newspaper and online: art

Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film

See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section. music + nightlife

Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/ music.

Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

Barre, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 622-0692.

music

FARMERS NIGHT: ‘SPRINGTIME

SERENADE’: Solaris Vocal Ensemble marks its 10th season with a program of classical, spiritual and folk favorites. House Chamber, Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-0749.

JOHN SEABROOK: The acclaimed New Yorker writer answers questions about his recent piece “Inside the Music Industry’s High-Stakes AI Experiments.”

Livak Ballroom, Dudley H. Davis Center, University of Vermont, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

québec

‘FIFTEEN DOGS’: See WED.3, 1 & 8 p.m.

seminars

ECOGATHERINGS: See THU.4. sports

GREEN MOUNTAIN TABLE

TENNIS CLUB: See WED.3. talks

DONNA TOUFEXIS: A professor of experimental psychology unfolds the emerging evidence of links between sex hormones and some mental illnesses. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3166.

NANCY MARIE BROWN: The author of, most recently, Looking for the Hidden Folk: How Iceland’s Elves Can Save the Earth digs into the archaeological evidence that a Viking woman named Gudrid encountered the New World 500 years before Columbus. Cambridge Historical Society, Jeffersonville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, rgtle@stoweaccess. com.

theater

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: See WED.3.

words

FFL BOOK CLUB: Fletcher Free Library patrons break down The Patron Saint of Liars by Ann Patchett. 6:30-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, bshatara@ burlingtonvt.gov.

LIFE STORIES WE LOVE

TO TELL: Prompts from group leader Maryellen Crangle inspire true tales, told either off the cuff or read from prewritten scripts. Presented by Dorothy Alling Memorial Library. 2-3:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-4918.

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classes

THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $16.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

craft

LEATHER SANDAL-MAKING WORKSHOP: Make your own handmade leather sandals that are fit to your own feet in this one-day workshop taught by Stace Fulwiler Wood. No experience necessary; open to all over the age of 16. Learn artisan methods to create your own leather sandals from heels to straps!

Sun., Apr. 14, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost: $298. Location: Wilder Arts Studio, 7 Main St., Montpelier. Info: 916-730-8479, stacey.fulwiler@gmail.com, stacefulwiler.com.

WHISK & WONDERS: BAKING

FUN SUMMER CAMP FOR KIDS!: Join King Girls Kitchen’s Whisk & Wonders summer camp! Kids explore ingredients and create treats such as cookies, muffins and cupcakes. Taught by licensed educator Elizabeth King, the camp focuses on fun, confidence-building and practical kitchen skills. Limited spots available. Refundable tickets.

Jul. 8-12, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Cost: $350. Location: Richmond Community Kitchen, 13 Jolina Ct. Info: 802-434-3445, kinggirlskitchen.com, sevendaystickets.com.

martial arts

AIKIDO: THE WAY OF HARMONY: Cultivate core power, aerobic fitness and resiliency. e dynamic, circular movements emphasize throws, joint locks and the development of internal energy. Inclusive training and a safe space for all. Friendlier than Cobra Kai: Visitors are always welcome! Adult basic classes 5 days/ week. Membership rates incl. unlimited classes. Contact us for info about membership rates for adults, youths & families.

culinary

BERRY GALETTE WORKSHOP: Join us for an in-person workshop in downtown Waterbury! Learn to make an extra-flaky homemade pie crust and delicious berry or other fruit filling. Enjoy a slice during the class, then take home your custom galette and the recipe. Recipe can be vegan or vegetarian but not gluten-free. Please disclose allergies when you register. Tue., May 14, 6-7:30 p.m. Cost: $85. Location: Red Poppy Cakery, 1 Elm St., Waterbury Village Historic District. Info: 203-400-0700, sevendaystickets. com.

SABOR BORICUA IN EVERY BITE: Experience Puerto Rican empanadillas and coquito in our culinary adventure! Learn to craft savory pastries with traditional fillings, guided by La Isla De Encanto Kitchen. Enjoy cooking, storytelling and a taste of Puerto Rico. Maximum 12 students, BYOB. Tickets are refundable up to 7 days before. Sat., Jul. 13, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Cost: $75.

Location: Richmond Community Kitchen, 13 Jolina Ct. Info: 802-4343445, info@richmondcommunity kitchen.com, sevendaystickets. com.

SIZZLE & SIMMER: EVERYDAY

COOKING SUMMER CAMP FOR KIDS!: Join Sizzle & Simmer for a summer of culinary fun! Learn practical skills, try new foods and build confidence with Elizabeth King, a licensed educator. From homemade pasta to savory pies, explore the joy of cooking! Limited spots available. Aug. 12-16, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Cost: $350.

Location: Richmond Community Kitchen, 13 Jolina Ct. Info: 802434-3445, kinggirlskitchen.com, sevendaystickets.com.

Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Benjamin Pincus, 802-9518900, bpincus@burlingtonaikido. org, burlingtonaikido.org.

meditation

MEDITATION IN THE SALT CAVE: Celeste Hartwell leads a transformative meditation and healing class in the serene Purple Sage Salt Cave, fostering abundance and release. Experience halotherapy’s benefits while immersed in Himalayan salt ambience. Arrive by 6:45 p.m. $70 includes session and halotherapy. No electronics; bring clean socks. Wed., May 8, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $70. Location: Purple Sage, 21 Essex Way, Ste. 224, Essex. Info: celeste@divinefeminine leaders.com, sevendays tickets.com.

fitness

LIVING WITH LOSS: A GATHERING FOR THE GRIEVING: During Living with Loss: A Gathering for the Grieving, we will explore how ritual, connection and community help us through times of loss. is gathering is an opportunity for those who have experienced loss to find connection through meditation, ritual and community sharing. At Living with Loss, we recognize the universality of loss even as we seek to honor the uniqueness of each participant’s experience of loss. Wed., Apr. 3 or May 1, 4-5:15 p.m. Cost: $25. Location: Online. Info: 802-825-8141, sevendays tickets.com.

outdoors

BREAK ADJUSTMENT

WORKSHOP: Master bicycle brakes in our workshop! Gain insights on brake types, maintenance and adjustments. From novices to pros, all skill levels welcome. Scholarships offered. u., May 9, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $40.

Location: Old Spokes Home, 331 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-863-4475, sevendaystickets. com.

SHIFTING ADJUSTMENT

FIRST STRIDES VERMONT: Women beginning or returning to running and/or walking are invited to join us in this 12-week program based on mentoring, peer support and lifestyle habits. Every Wed. beginning May 1, 5:45 p.m. Cost: $45 for 12-week program. Location: Williston Village Community Park, 250 Library La. Info: Kasie Enman, 802-238-0820, firststridesvermont@gmail.com, firststridesvermont.com.

WORKSHOP: Unravel the mysteries of drivetrains and derailleurs in our workshop! Discover how to adjust shifting systems, chains and gears. Learn about their functions, troubleshooting and maintenance. Scholarships available. u., May 2 or May 16, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $40. Location: Old Spokes Home, 331 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8634475, sevendaystickets.com.

well-being

FACING CHANGE: LIFE’S TRANSITIONS AND TRANSFORMATIONS: Facing Change is a small group experience focusing on embracing the transformative power of change. Together, we offer support and care for each other, share tools for navigating life’s changes, practice meditation and ritual, and grow in our ability to approach change with curiosity rather than anxiety. Wed., Apr. 17 or May 15, 4-5:15 p.m. Cost: $25. Location: Online. Info: 802-825-8141, sevendaystickets. com.

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Angel & Jo

ARRIVAL DATE: December 8, 2023

SUMMARY: Say hello to the sweetest motherdaughter pair: Angel and Jo! Angel (pictured left) is Jo’s 1-year-old mama, and she’s an outgoing friend who loves to be near her humans and hop on over to sniff out what’s happening. Five-month-old Jo (pictured right) is Angel’s baby, and she is quickly learning how to be social like her mama! Angel and Jo love to accept gentle pets, munch on veggies and cuddle together. Visit these beauties at HSCC and see if they could be your new best friends!

Visit the Humane Society of Chittenden County at 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday from 1 to 5 p.m. or Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Call 862-0135 or visit hsccvt.org for more info.

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transportation. No rent; $100/mo. toward utils. Private BA, sitting room, kitchenette. Call 802-863-5625 or visit homesharevermont. org for application. Interview, refs. & background checks req. EHO.

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AUTO

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CLEANING

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FINANCIAL/LEGAL

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DISABILITY BENEFITS

You may qualify for disability benefi ts if you are between 52-63 years old & under a doctor’s care for a health condition that prevents you from working for a year or more. Call now! 1-877-247-6750. (AAN CAN)

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OPPORTUNITY

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New private practice for parents of children of any age. Clinical psychologist Dr. Aubrey Carpenter seeks to provide consultation & short-term psychotherapy for caregivers. For details, visit: ittakesavillagevermont. com.

PSYCHIC COUNSELING

Psychic counseling, channeling w/ Bernice Kelman, Underhill. 40+ years’ experience. Also energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. Info, 802-899-3542, kelman.b@juno.com.

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GARAGE/ESTATE SALES

INDOOR GARAGE SALE

Giant indoor garage sale at Williston Central School, Sat., Apr. 6, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Contact Ted Milks at tmilks@cvsdvt. org w/ questions.

MISCELLANEOUS

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GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPPIES

5-month-old East German shepherd puppies looking for a home. 1 male, 1 female. Sweet & calm temperament, excellent dogs. Call or text for more info, 802-373-1636.

WANT TO BUY

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GUITAR INSTRUCTION Berklee graduate w/ 30 years’ teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory, music technology, ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages, styles, levels. Rick Belford, 864-7195, rickbelford.com.

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Legal Notices

WARNING POLICY ADOPTION

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY SCHOOL DISTRICT

The Board of School Directors gives public notice of its intent to adopt local district policies dealing with the following at its meeting scheduled on April 16, 2024:

D13 - Employee Unlawful Harassment

F32 - Wellness Policy

Copies of the above policies may be obtained for public review at the Office of the Human Resources Dept. in Shelburne, VT.

WARNING FOR HEARING

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY SCHOOL DISTRICT ANNUAL

MEETING APRIL 15, 2024

The legal voters of the Champlain Valley School District, are hereby notified and warned to meet at the Champlain Valley High School Room 160 in the Town of Hinesburg at five o’clock (5:00pm) in the evening on Monday, April 15, 2024, to hold a public informational hearing with respect to the proposed school budget for the 2024-2025 school year.

Virtual Zoom participation details: https://cvsdvtorg.zoom.us/j/87255024696 Meeting ID: 872 55024696 Passcode: cvsd11. Zoom Meeting phone participation: 1-646-876-9923 Passcode: 140966 Adopted and approved at a duly noticed, called and held meeting of the Board of School Directors of the Champlain Valley School District on March 12, 2024. Received for record and recorded in the records of the Champlain Valley School District on March 13, 2024.

ATTEST: Lynne T. Jaunich, District Clerk; Meghan E. Metzler, Chairperson

WARNING CHAMPLAIN VALLEY SCHOOL DISTRICT ANNUAL

MEETING APRIL 16, 2024

The legal voters of the Champlain Valley School District, are hereby notified and warned to meet at their respective polling places on Tuesday, April 16, 2024, at seven o’clock in the forenoon (7:00am), at which time the polls will open, and seven o’clock in the afternoon (7:00pm), at which time the polls will close, to vote by Australian ballot on the following articles of business:

BALLOT QUESTIONS

ARTICLE I: Shall the voters of the Champlain Valley School District approve the expenditure by the Board of School Directors of the sum of One Hundred One Million, Eight Hundred One Thousand, One Hundred Eighty-Five Dollars ($101,801,185) which is the amount the Board of School Directors has determined to be necessary for the ensuing fiscal year commencing July 1, 2024?

POLLING PLACES

Charlotte Charlotte Town Hall

Hinesburg Hinesburg Town Hall

Shelburne Shelburne Town Center - Gymnasium Williston Williston Armory

St. George St. George Town Office

Ballots shall be transported and delivered to the Champlain Valley Union High School in the Town of Hinesburg and there commingled and counted by members of the Boards of Civil Authority of several towns under the supervision of the District Clerk of the Champlain Valley School District.

The legal voters of the Champlain Valley School District are further notified that voter qualification, registration and absentee/early voting relative to said annual meeting shall be as provided in Section 706u of Title 16, and Chapters 43, 51 and 55 of Title 17, Vermont Statutes Annotated.

Adopted and approved at a duly noticed, called and held meeting of the Board of School Directors of the Champlain Valley School District on March 12, 2024. Received for record and recorded in the records of the Champlain Valley School District on March 13, 2024.

ATTEST: Lynne T. Jaunich, District Clerk; Meghan E. Metzler, Chairperson

IN ACCORDANCE WITH VT TITLE 9

COMMERCE AND TRADE CHAPTER 098: STORAGE UNITS 3905. ENFORCEMENT OF LIEN, Champlain Valley Self Storage, LLC shall host an auction of the following units on or after 4/20/24:

Location: 2211 Main St. Colchester, VT

Contents: household goods

Mike Thompson: #674

Location: 78 Lincoln St. Essex Jct., VT

Contents: household goods

Paula Jarrett: #067

Auction pre-registration is required, email info@ champlainvalleyselfstorage.com to register.

PROPOSED STATE RULES

By law, public notice of proposed rules must be given by publication in newspapers of record. The purpose of these notices is to give the public a chance to respond to the proposals. The public notices for administrative rules are now also available online at https://secure.vermont.gov/ SOS/rules/ . The law requires an agency to hold a public hearing on a proposed rule, if requested to do so in writing by 25 persons or an association having at least 25 members.

To make special arrangements for individuals with disabilities or special needs please call or write the contact person listed below as soon as possible. To obtain further information concerning any scheduled hearing(s), obtain copies of proposed rule(s) or submit comments regarding proposed rule(s), please call or write the contact person listed below. You may also submit comments in writing to the Legislative Committee on Administrative Rules, State House, Montpelier, Vermont 05602 (802-828-2231).

Unused Drug Repository Rule.

Vermont Proposed Rule: 24P013

AGENCY: Agency of Human Services, Department of Health

CONCISE SUMMARY: This rulemaking establishes the requirements for the administration of, and participation in, the Unused Drug Repository program. The purpose of this program is to get medicine to those who need it and who may have difficulty affording it. This Program will collect, inspect, and dispense medicine to patients, with priority given to those who meet the statutory criteria. This rulemaking outlines the program requirements for the Program Administrator, Collection Sites, Dispensing Sites, donors, and recipients.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CONTACT: Brendan Atwood, Department of Health, 280 State Drive, Waterbury, VT 05671-8300 Tel: 802-863-7280 Fax: 802-951-1275 E-Mail: ahs.vdhrules@vermont. gov URL: https://www.healthvermont.gov/ laws-regulations/laws/public-comment.

FOR COPIES: Natalie Weill, Department of Health, 280 State Drive, Waterbury, VT 05671-8300 Tel:

802-863-7280 Fax: 802-951-1275 E-Mail: ahs. vdhrules@vermont.gov

Reportable and Communicable Diseases Rule.

Vermont Proposed Rule: 24P014

AGENCY: Agency of Human Services, Department of Health

CONCISE SUMMARY: This rulemaking does the following: 1) Modifies the content contained in reports to include additional information if requested; 2) Removes the requirement to report negative and indeterminate SARS-CoV-2, the lab test for COVID-19, results to the Department of Health (Department); 3) Changes the required reporting period for positive SARS-CoV-2 results and COVID-19 from “immediately” to “within 24 hours”; 4) Adds Mpox to the list of reportable diseases and the associated laboratory finding, Non-variola Orthopoxvirus, to the list of reportable laboratory findings; 5) Clarifies that immediate reporting for identified diseases and laboratory findings means they must be reported by telephone to the Department; 6) Requires additional organisms to be sent to the Department Laboratory; 7) Updates and clarifies various other human and animal diseases, syndromes, and laboratory findings required to be reported to the Department; and 8) Reorganizes the rule for clarity.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CONTACT: Natalie Weill, Department of Health, 280 State Drive, Waterbury, VT 05671-8300 Tel: 802-863-7280 Fax: 802-951-1275 E-Mail: ahs.vdhrules@vermont. gov URL: https://www.healthvermont.gov/ laws-regulations/laws/public-comment.

FOR COPIES: Brendan Atwood, Department of Health, 280 State Drive, Waterbury, VT 05671-8300 Tel: 802-863-7280 Fax: 802-951-1275 E-Mail: ahs. vdhrules@vermont.gov

Improved Tracking of Workplace Injuries and Illnesses.

Vermont Proposed Rule: 24P015

AGENCY: Department of Labor

CONCISE SUMMARY: OSHA is amending its occupational injury and illness recordkeeping regulation to require certain employers to electronically submit injury and illness information to OSHA that employers are already required to keep under the recordkeeping regulation. Specifically, OSHA is amending its regulation to require establishments with 100 or more employees in certain designated industries to electronically submit information from their OSHA Forms 300 and 301 to OSHA once a year. OSHA will not collect employee names or addresses, names of health care professionals, or names and addresses of facilities where treatment was provided if treatment was provided away from the worksite from the Forms 300 and 301. OSHA intends to post this information - after redacting appropriate personal and medically protected information - on its website accessible by the public.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CONTACT: Daniel A. Whipple, Department of Labor, Vermont Occupational Safety and Health Administration, PO Box 488 Montpelier VT 05601-0488 Tel: 802-828-5084 Fax: 802-828-0408 E-Mail: dan. whipple@vermont.gov. URL: https://labor. vermont.gov/vermont-occupational-safety-andhealth-administration-vosha/rules-publications/ rules-regulations.

FOR COPIES: Karl P. Hayden, Department of Labor, Vermont Occupational Safety and Health Administration, PO Box 488 Montpelier, VT 056010488 Tel: 802-828-5085 Fax: 802-828-0408

E-mail: karl.hayden@vermont.gov.

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT

PROBATE DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT

NO.: 24-PR-01566

In re ESTATE of Phyllis E. Paolucci-Whitcomb NOTICE TO CREDITORS

To the creditors of: Phyllis E. Paolucci-Whitcomb, late of Burlington

I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the

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estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.

Dated: March 26, 2024

Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Launa L. Slater

Executor/Administrator: James M. Paolucci, c/o Launa L. Slater, PLLC, 110 Main Street, Suite 4F, Burlington, VT 05401

phone: 802-863-1836

email: launa@wsvtlaw.com

Name of Publication: Seven Days

Publication Date: 04/03/2024

Name of Probate Court: State of VermontChittenden Probate Division

Address of Probate Court: 175 Main Street , Burlington, VT 05401

TOWN OF COLCHESTER BOARD OF SEWER COMMISSIONERS

NOTICE OF PUBLIC MEETING

Pursuant to Title 24 Vermont Statutes Annotated (V.S.A.), Chapters 59, 61 & 101; and 24 APPENDIX (V.S.A.) § 113-103, the Colchester Board of Sewer Commissioners will hold a hearing on Tuesday, April 23, 2024 at 6:35 PM to hear public comment on the following items:

The Draft Fiscal Year 2025 Stormwater Budget in the amount of $1,120,204 and the equivalent residential unit (ERU) value of$61.00 per year; and

The Draft Fiscal Year 2025 Wastewater Budget in the amount of $1,864,030; the usage rate of $.007607 per gallon, and the capacity rate of $1.556 per gallon.

If you have questions regarding any of these items, contact Karen Adams at 802-264-5620 or kadams@colchestervt.gov.

For publication on April 3, 2024.

REQUEST FOR PROPOSALS FOR EV CHARGERS

FOR CHITTENDEN COUNTY COURTHOUSE

Chittenden County is requesting proposals from qualified contractors to purchase and install two pedestal-mounted Level 2 dual-port Electric Vehicle (EV) Charging Stations at the Chittenden County Courthouse parking lot at 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont. The County has identified a preferred model, but a model of similar type may be recommended by the bidder. Installation is expected to include trenching for a new underground conduit and wiring from the Courthouse to the parking lot.

Interested bidders should contact Beth Royer, County Clerk via e-mail at chitcountyclerk@gmail. com or phone (802) 951-5106 or visit: https://www. chittendencountycourt.org/ev-rvp to obtain full RFP information. Bids are due no later than 3:00 PM on Monday, April 15, 2024.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 4C0400-23

10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6111

Application 4C0400-23 from Chittenden Solid Waste District 19 Gregory Drive, Suite 204, South Burlington, VT 05403 was received on March 15, 2024 and deemed complete on March 27, 2024. The project specifically authorizes the Chittenden Solid Waste District to construct a new Material Recycling Facility (MRF) on Redmond Road in Williston Vermont. The project will include the demolition of existing buildings and removal of existing infrastructure on the project tract, as well as the construction of a large industrial building, paved parking/vehicle maneuvering space, and a long access road with scale. The project is located at 432-694 Redmond Road in Williston, Vermont. This application can be viewed online by visiting the Act 250 Database: (https://anrweb.vt.gov/ ANR/Act250/Details.aspx?Num=4C0400-23).

No hearing will be held and a permit will be issued unless, on or before April 17, 2024, a party notifies the District 4 Commission in writing of an issue requiring a hearing, or the Commission sets

LEGAL ADVERSTISEMENT

TRANSPORTATION PROGRAM NOTICE

Vermont Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired gives notice that, pursuant to 49 U.S.C. § 5311 Non-Urbanized Transportation Program, Preventive Maintenance Program, Rural Technical Assistance Program and Marketing; Vermont State Operating Assistance Program; 49 U.S.C. § 5310 Enhanced Mobility of Seniors and Individuals with Disabilities Program, the opportunity is offered for a public hearing on a proposed Public Transit Program in the state of Vermont. Projects are described as follows: volunteer driving, transit busses, vans and taxis at an estimated total cost of $90,000 to provide transportation services to blind and visually impaired persons. Persons desiring a hearing to be held should submit written requests to the Vermont Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired and to the Vermont Agency of Transportation at the addresses below within 14 days of publication of this notice. Upon a receipt of a request, a date will be scheduled and a notice of hearing will be published. A copy of the proposal may be seen at the Project Manager’s Office. Persons desiring to make written comments should forward same to the addresses below within 14 days of publication of this notice. Transit Provider: Vermont Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired, 60 Kimball Ave., South Burlington, VT 05403. State Agency: Vermont Agency of Transportation, Public Transit Section, Barre City Place, 219 North Main Street, Barre, VT. 05641

Dated at South Burlington, County of Chittenden, State of Vermont this 27th day of March, 2024. Steven Pouliot, Project Manager

the matter for a hearing on its own motion. Any person as defined in 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1) may request a hearing. Any hearing request must be in writing, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required, and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other person eligible for party status under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E) must include a petition for party status under the Act 250 Rules. To request party status and a hearing, fill out the Party Status Petition Form on the Board’s website: https://nrb. vermont.gov/documents/party-status-petitionform, and email it to the District 4 Office at: NRB. Act250Essex@vermont.gov. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law may not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

For more information contact Kaitlin Hayes at the address or telephone number below.

Dated this March 27, 2024.

By: /s/ Kaitlin Hayes

Kaitlin Hayes District Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 (802) 622-4084 kaitlin.hayes@vermont.gov

NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION OF SARDOS INSURANCE COMPANY

Pursuant to Title 11A, §14.07 of the Vermont Statutes Annotated, notice is hereby given that articles of dissolution for Sardos Insurance Company (the “Company”) have been filed with the office of the Secretary of State for the State of Vermont.

Notice is hereby given that all unknown creditors of and claimants against the Company are required to present their claims within five (5) years of publication of this notice. The claim will be barred unless a proceeding to enforce the claim is commenced within five (5) years of publication of this notice.

Notice is hereby given that all claimants with contingent claims, or claims contingent upon the occurrence or nonoccurrence of a future event, or which are otherwise conditional or unmatured, against the Company are required to present their respective claims in writing to the address below within 120 days of this notice. Any such claim will be barred unless such claim is delivered by such date.

Notice is further given that all claims must be in writing, provide a detailed description of the basis for the claim (including supporting documentation, if applicable), and be sent to the Company’s agent:

SARDOS INSURANCE COMPANY

c/o Downs Rachlin Martin PLLC

199 Main Street, 6th Floor P.O. Box 190

3:08 PM

Burlington, VT 05402-0190

TOWN OF WESTFORD DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING

Pursuant to 24 V.S.A. Chapter 117 and the Westford Land Use & Development Regulations, the Westford Development Review Board will hold public hearings at the Westford Public Library (1717 Route 128) & via ZOOM on Monday, April 22nd, 2024 beginning at 7:00 PM to review the following applications:

Preliminary Plat Public Hearing for 9-Lot, 8-Unit Planned Unit Development & Subdivision

–Swansong Take Two LLC Property; Applicant: Lee Hendler (approx. 83.2 acres) located off VT-128 in the Rural 10, Rural 5, Flood Hazard Overlay, and Water Resource Overlay Zoning Districts. This is a proposal to subdivide the subject parcel into 8 single-unit dwelling lots and a 60.3-acre open space lot.

Site Plan/Conditional Use Public Hearing – Mark J. & Andrea N. Letorney Revocable Trust Property; Applicant: Mark & Andrea Letorney (approx. 10.1 acres) located off VT-128 in the Rural 10, Rural 5, and Water Resource Overlay Zoning Districts. This is a proposal to construct an accessory structure greater than 1000sf and additional parking to allow for commercial expansion.

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Meeting ID: 948 8610 3407- Passcode: 126180

For more information call the Town Offices at 878-4587 Monday–Thursday 8:30am–4:30pm & Friday 8:30a.m.-1:00 p.m.

Matt Wamsganz, Chairman

Dated March 28, 2024

NOTICE TO CREDITORS

I represent Melodies of Nature, LLC. The company sold substantially all of its assets on March 29, 2024 and is currently in the process of winding up its business. I have been authorized by the company to administer that winding up. If you would like to submit a claim for amounts due to you from Melodies of Nature, LLC, you may do so by sending your claim in writing to:

Pease Mountain Law PLLC P.O. Box 279

Hinesburg, VT 05461-0279

Your claim must commence within 5 years after publication of this notice. If your claim is not

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received within that 5-year period it will be barred pursuant to 11 V.S.A. §4108.

Your claim must include copies of all billing documents in support of your claim.

Dated: March 29, 2024

Michael T. Russell

Pease Mountain Law PO Box 279

Hinesburg, VT 05461-0279

NOTICE TO CREDITORS

I represent Olson Barron Design, LLC. The company sold substantially all of its assets on January 1, 2024 and is currently in the process of winding up its business. I have been authorized by the company to administer that winding up. If you would like to submit a claim for amounts due to you from Olson Barron Design, LLC, you may do so by sending your claim in writing to:

Pease Mountain Law PLLC

P.O. Box 279

Hinesburg, VT 05461-0279

Your claim must commence within 5 years after publication of this notice. If your claim is not received within that 5-year period it will be barred pursuant to 11 V.S.A. §4108.

Your claim must include copies of all billing documents in support of your claim.

Dated: March 29, 2024

Michael T. Russell

Pease Mountain Law PO Box 279

Hinesburg, VT 05461-0279

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 4C1346-1A

10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6111

Application 4C1346-1A from Champlain Housing Trust, Inc. 88 King Street, Burlington, VT received on February 27, 2024, and deemed complete on March 28, 2024. The project is generally described as a revision to the development authorized under land use permit 4C1346-1: the installation of a subsurface gravel treatment wetland in lieu of the previously approved underground stormwater treatment chamber systems. The project is located at 3164 Shelburne Road in Shelburne, Vermont. This application can be viewed online by visiting the Act 250 Database: (https://anrweb.vt.gov/ ANR/Act250/Details.aspx?Num=4C1346-1A).

No hearing will be held, and a permit will be issued unless, on or before April 22, 2024, a party notifies the District 4 Commission in writing of an issue requiring a hearing, or the Commission sets the matter for a hearing on its own motion. Any person as defined in 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1) may request a hearing. Any hearing request must be in writing, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required, and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other person eligible for party status under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E) must include a petition for party status under the Act 250 Rules. To request party status and a hearing, fill out the Party Status Petition Form on the Board’s website: https://nrb. vermont.gov/documents/party-status-petitionform, and email it to the District 4 Office at: NRB. Act250Essex@vermont.gov. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law may not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

For more information contact Quin Mann at the email address or telephone number below.

Dated this March 29, 2024.

By: /s/ Quin Mann

Quin Mann

District Coordinator

111 West Street

Essex Junction, VT 05452 802-661-8041

Quin.Mann@vermont.gov

NORTHSTAR SELF STORAGE WILL BE HAVING A PUBLIC AND ONLINE SALE/AUCTION for the following storage units on April 11, 2024, at 9:00 am

Northstar Self Storage will be having a public and online sale/auction on April 11, 2024 at 9am EST at 681 Rockingham Road, Rockingham, VT 05151 (Units R70) and online at www.storagetreasures.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON CONSOLIDATED PLAN ONE-YEAR ACTION PLAN NEIGHBORHOOD REVITALIZATION STRATEGY AREA

e City of Burlington is soliciting feedback on housing and community development needs in connection with its 2024-2028 Consolidated Plan for Housing and Community Development (Consolidated Plan), the 2024 One-Year Action Plan (Action Plan) for Housing & Community Development, and renewal of the Neighborhood Revitalization Strategy Area (NRSA) as part of federal requirements under 24 CFR Part 91.105 for planning and allocation of federal funds from Community Development Block Grant (CDBG) and HOME Investment Partnership Act (HOME) programs. e City anticipates receiving approximately $700,000 in CDBG funds and $414,000 in HOME funds to support housing, community, and economic development activities for the 2024 program year (7/1/2024-6/30/2025).

On April 5, 2024 the draft Consolidated Plan with modifi ed NRSA, draft Action Plan, and the CDBG Advisory Board’s recommendations which serve as the basis for the Action Plan, will be available at the Community Economic & Development Offi ce (CEDO), 149 Church Street, Room 32, City Hall, Burlington and online at www.burlingtonvt.gov/ CEDO. e public is encouraged to review and comment on the plans and funding recommendations. Written comments will be accepted on the plans through close of business on May 5, 2024 at CEDO, 149 Church Street, Room 32, City Hall, Burlington or by e-mail to rlawrencegomez@burlingtonvt.gov For more information, or alternative access, contact Rebeka Lawrence-Gomez, CEDO, at (802) 734-8019.

CITY OF ESSEX JUNCTION DEVELOPMENT REVIEW

BOARD PUBLIC MEETING APRIL 18, 2024 6:30 P.M

is meeting will be held in person at 2 Lincoln Street in the conference room and remotely. e meeting will be live-streamed on Town Meeting TV.

• JOIN ONLINE: Visit www.essexjunction.org for meeting connection information.

• JOIN CALLING: Join via conference call (audio only): Dial 1(888) 788-0099 (toll free)

Meeting ID: 839 2599 0985 Passcode: 940993

PUBLIC HEARING

Final site plan to construct 4-story building with 39 residential units with parking at 8 Railroad Street in the VC District, by Franklin South, LLC, owner.

Final site plan for a proposed mixed use development to construct 5 story building with 2 commercial spaces on 1st fl oor and 53 apartments on the upper stories at 17 Park Street in the VC District by Milot Real Estate, agent for Handy Hotels and Rentals LLC, owners.

Conceptual site plan to construct a new building with 39 residential units and parking at 227-229 Pearl Street in the MF/MU1 District, by Handy Hotels & Rentals LLC, agent for Milot Real Estate, owner.

is DRAFT agenda may be amended.

Any questions re: above please call Chris Yuen or Terry Hass – 802-878-6950

NOTICE OF SALE

Notice is given that the following lots shall be sold, to satisfy lien of owner, at public sale by sealed bid, on Friday Apr 26, 2024 at the Access Mini-Storage/ McLure Moving & Storage, Inc. complex on 167 Colchester Road, Route 2A Essex Jct., VT. Start time for the sale shall be 10:00 am.

Access Mini-Storage lots (name & unit #) offered for sale for non-payment:

Brock, Chloe #537

Cardinal, Eric #346

Dezotelle, Christopher #214

Guilmette, John #341

Hathaway, Dylen #013

Hayden, Clark #402

Loyer, David #311 & 529

Morgan, Melissa #328

Romprey, Stephen #448

Stevens, Farah #048

Sealed bids will be submitted for the entire contents of each self storage unit. All sales are fi nal and must be paid for at the time of sale. All items must be removed from the unit within 3 days of purchase. A deposit will be collected on all units sold. is deposit will be refunded when all items are removed and the unit has been broom cleaned.

e owners of Access Mini-Storage, Inc. and McLure Moving & Storage, Inc. reserve the right to reject any and all bids.

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT

PROBATE DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT

DOCKET NO.: 24-PR-01899

In re ESTATE of Robert K. Bing

NOTICE TO CREDITORS

To the creditors of: Robert K. Bing, late of Burlington, Vermont.

I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the fi rst publication of this notice. e claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. e claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.

Dated: April 1, 2024

Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Judy A. Joly

Executor/Administrator: Judy Joly, Trust Company of Vermont, 286 College St., Burlington, VT 05401 phone: 802-231-2787 email: judy@tcvermont.com

Name of Publication: Seven Days

Publication Date: April 3, 2024

Name of Probate Court: State of VermontChittenden Probate Division

Address of Probate Court: 175 Main Street , Burlington, VT 05401

ADVERTISEMENT FOR BIDS: COLCHESTER RECREATION CENTER BATTERY STORAGE SYSTEM

e Town is requesting separate sealed BIDS for the Colchester Recreation Center Battery Storage System, as outlined and described in the Information to Bidders. Bid & Contract Documents are available at the following link: https://colchestervt.gov/Bids.aspx

Bids will be received by Amanda Clayton, P.E., Town Engineer, Town of Colchester, 781 Blakely Road, Colchester, VT 05446 until 4:00 PM (Eastern Time) on Monday, April 29, 2024, and then at said offi ce publicly opened and read aloud. Bids received after 4:00 PM on Monday, April 29, 2024 will not be considered.

Each BID must be accompanied by a certifi ed check payable to the OWNER for fi ve percent (5%) of the total amount of the BID. A BID bond may be used in lieu of a certifi ed check.

A Performance BOND and a Payment BOND each in an amount equal to one hundred percent (100%) of the contract price will be required. (40 CFR §31.36(h))

And on the seventh day, we do not rest. Instead we bring you...

A non-mandatory pre-bid conference for prospective bidders will be held via Zoom at 10:00 AM on ursday, April 11, 2024:

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e pre-bid conference is not mandatory, but attendance is recommended. Any questions or requests for clarifi cation regarding the Bid shall be submitted via email to Amanda Clayton at aclayton@colchestervt.gov by 4:00 PM on Wednesday, April 17, 2024 or asked during the pre-bid conference on April 11, 2024 at 10:00 AM. Questions or requests for clarifi cations outside these times will not be accepted or responded to. Answers to all questions received will be provided by April 19, 2024 via email. It is the Town’s intent to record the pre-bid conference and make the recording available to bidders upon request. All bidders must notify Amanda Clayton of their intent to bid so they can be placed on a Bidders List to receive any issued addenda or other pertinent information.

NOTICE OF REQUEST FOR STATEMENT OF QUALIFICATIONS FOR ENGINEERING SERVICES

e Cooperative Development Institute’s Water Infrastructure Support Program is seeking Statements of Qualifi cations from qualifi ed engineering fi rms on behalf of the Lakeview Cooperative Inc, in Shelburne, VT for the redevelopment of their wastewater and stormwater infrastructure. Required professional services will include but are not limited to: engineering assessments, additional preliminary engineering services, design-and construction-relations services, preparation of bidding and contracting documents, participation in evaluating bids received, and construction administration to ensure compliance with plans and specifi cations. Procurement of said services will be in accordance with 40 U.S.C. § 1101- 1104. Qualifi ed entities interested in being considered must submit: (1) letter of interest; (2) statement of qualifi cations and experience of firm and associates to be involved with the project; (3) references; (4) related prior experience; and (5) experience with federal funding sources. Submit the requested information to wisp@cdi.coop no later than 5 pm Friday, May 3rd 2024 to be considered. Please visit https://cdi.coop/rfqshelburne/ to view the full Request for Qualifi cations.

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Support Groups

A CIRCLE OF PARENTS FOR MOTHERS

OF COLOR

Please join our parent-led online support group designed to share our questions, concerns & struggles, as well as our resources & successes!

Contribute to our discussion of the unique but shared experience of parenting. We will be meeting weekly on Wed., 10-11 a.m. For more info or to register, please contact Heather at hniquette@pcavt.org, 802-498-0607, pcavt.org/family-support-programs.

A CIRCLE OF PARENTS FOR SINGLE

MOTHERS

Please join our parent-led online support group designed to share our questions, concerns & struggles, as well as our resources & successes!

Contribute to our discussion of the unique but shared experience of parenting. We will be meeting weekly on Fri., 10-11 a.m. For more info or to register, please contact Heather at hniquette@ pcavt.org, 802-498-0607, pcavt.org/ family-support-programs.

A CIRCLE OF PARENTS W/ LGBTQ+ CHILDREN

Please join our parent-led online support group designed to share our questions, concerns & struggles, as well as our resources & successes!

Contribute to our discussion of the unique but shared experience of parenting. We will be meeting weekly on Mon., 10-11 a.m. For more info or to register, please contact Heather at hniquette@ pcavt.org, 802-498-0607, pcavt.org/ family-support-programs.

AL-ANON

For families & friends of alcoholics. Phone meetings, electronic meetings (Zoom) & an Al-Anon blog are avail. online at the Al-Anon website. For meeting info, go to vermontalanon alateen.org or call 866-972-5266.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS

Do you have a drinking problem? AA meeting sites are now open, & online meetings are also avail. Call our hotline at 802-864-1212 or check for in-person or online meetings at burlingtonaa.org.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUPS

Support groups meet to provide assistance & info on Alzheimer’s disease & related dementias. They emphasize shared experiences, emotional support & coping techniques in care for a person living w/ Alzheimer’s or a related dementia. Meetings are free & open to the public. Families, caregivers & friends may attend. Please call in advance to confirm the date & time. The Williston Caregiver Support Group meets in person on the 2nd Tue. of every mo., 5-6:30 p.m., at the Dorothy Alling Memorial Library in Williston; this meeting also has a virtual option at the same time; contact support group facilitators Molly at dugan@cathedralsquare.org or Mindy at moondog@burlington telecom.net. The Middlebury Support Group for Individuals w/ Early Stage Dementia meets the 4th Tue. of each mo., 3 p.m., at the Residence at Otter Creek, 350 Lodge Rd., Middlebury; contact Daniel Hamilton, dhamilton@ residenceottercreek.com or 802-9890097. The Shelburne Support Group for Individuals w/ Early Stage Dementia meets the 1st Mon. of every mo., 2-3

p.m., at the Residence at Shelburne Bay, 185 Pine Haven Shores, Shelburne; contact support group facilitator Lydia Raymond, lraymond@residenceshelburnebay.com. The Telephone Support Group meets the 2nd Tue. of each mo., 4-5:30 p.m. Prereg. is req. (to receive dial-in codes for toll-free call). Please dial the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24-7 Helpline, 800-272-3900, for more info. For questions or additional support group listings, call 800-272-3900.

AMPUTEE SUPPORT GROUP

VT Active Amputees is a new support group open to all amputees for connection, community & support. The group meets on the 1st Wed. of the mo. in S. Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Let’s get together & be active: running, pickleball & ultimate Frisbee. Email vtactiveamputees@gmail.com or call Sue at 802-582-6750 for more info & location.

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS W/ DEBT?

Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous & Business Debtor’s Anonymous. Wed., 6:30-7:30 p.m., Methodist Church in the Rainbow Room at Buell & S. Winooski, Burlington. Contact Jennifer, 917-568-6390.

BABY BUMPS SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS & PREGNANT WOMEN

Pregnancy can be a wonderful time of your life. But it can also be a time of stress often compounded by hormonal swings. If you are a pregnant woman, or have recently given birth & feel you need some help w/ managing emotional bumps in the road that can come w/ motherhood, please come to this free support group led by an experienced pediatric registered nurse. Held on the 2nd & 4th Tue. of every mo., 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Birthing Center, Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans. Info: Rhonda Desrochers, Franklin County Home Health Agency, 527-7531.

BETTER BREATHERS CLUB

American Lung Association support group for people w/ breathing issues, their loved ones or caregivers. Meets on the 1st Mon. of every mo., 11 a.m.-noon at the Godnick Center, 1 Deer St., Rutland. For more info, call 802-776-5508.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP

Vermont Center for Independent Living offers virtual monthly meetings, held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m. The support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury. It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure & confidential environment. To join, email Linda Meleady at lindam@vcil.org & ask to be put on the TBI mailing list. Info: 800-639-1522.

BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR DRAGON

BOAT TEAM

Looking for a fun way to do something active & health-giving? Want to connect w/ other breast cancer survivors? Come join Dragonheart Vermont. We are a breast cancer survivor & supporter dragon boat team who paddle together in Burlington. Please contact us at info@dragonheartvermont.org for info.

BURLINGTON MEN’S PEER GROUP

Tue. nights, 7-9 p.m. in Burlington. Free of charge, 30 years running. Call Neils 802-877-3742 or email neils@ myfairpoint.net.

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PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP

The Champlain Valley Prostate Cancer Support Group meets online on the 2nd Tue. of the mo., 6-7:30 p.m., via Zoom. Whether you are newly diagnosed, dealing w/ a reoccurrence or trying to manage the side effects of treatment, you are welcome here! More info: Andy Hatch, group leader, ahatch63@gmail. com.

CENTRAL VERMONT CELIAC SUPPORT

GROUP

Last Thu. of every mo., 7:30 p.m. in Montpelier. Please contact Lisa Masé for location: lisa@harmonizecookery.com.

CEREBRAL PALSY GUIDANCE

Cerebral Palsy Guidance is a very comprehensive informational website broadly covering the topic of cerebral palsy & associated medical conditions. Its mission is to provide the best possible info to parents of children living w/ the complex condition of cerebral palsy. Visit cerebralpalsyguidance.com/ cerebral-palsy.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS

CoDA is a 12-step fellowship for people whose common purpose is to develop healthy & fulfilling relationships. By actively working the program of Codependents Anonymous, we can realize a new joy, acceptance & serenity in our lives. Meets Sun. at noon at the Turning Point Center, 179 S. Winooski Ave., Suite 301, Burlington. Info: Tom, 238-3587, coda.org.

THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS

SUPPORT GROUP

The Compassionate Friends international support group for parents, siblings & families grieving the loss of a child meets every 4th Tue. of the mo., 7-9 p.m., at St. John Vianney Catholic Church, 160 Hinesburg Rd, South Burlington. Call/email Alan at 802-233-0544 alanday88@gmail.com or Claire at 802-448-3569.

DECLUTTERERS’ SUPPORT GROUP

Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each other simplify. Info: 989-3234, 425-3612.

DISCOVER THE POWER OF CHOICE!

We welcome anyone, including family & friends, affected by any kind of substance or activity addiction. This is an abstinence-oriented program based on the science of addiction treatment & recovery. Meets are online Sun. at 5 p.m. at the link: meetings.smartrecovery. org/meetings/1868. Face-to-face meetings are 1st & 3rd Sun. at 3 p.m. at the Turning Point of Chittenden County. Meetings for family & friends are online on Mon. at 7 p.m. at the link: meetings/ smartrecovery.org/meetings/6337. Contact volunteer facilitator Bert at 802-399-8754 w/ questions. You can learn more at smartrecovery.org.

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT

Steps to End Domestic Violence offers a weekly drop-in support group for female-identified survivors of intimate partner violence, including individuals who are experiencing or have been affected by domestic violence. The support group offers a safe, confidential place for survivors to connect w/ others, to heal & to recover. In support group, participants talk through their

experiences & hear stories from others who have experienced abuse in their relationships. Support group is also a resource for those who are unsure of their next step, even if it involves remaining in their current relationship. Tue., 6:30-8 p.m. Childcare is provided. Info: 658-1996.

FAMILY & FRIENDS OF THOSE EXPERIENCING MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS

This support group is a dedicated meeting for family, friends & community members who are supporting a loved one through a mental health crisis. Mental health crisis might include extreme states, psychosis, depression, anxiety & other types of distress. The group is a confidential space where family & friends can discuss shared experiences & receive support in an environment free of judgment & stigma w/ a trained facilitator. Wed., 7-8:30 p.m. Downtown Burlington. Info: Jess Horner, LICSW, 866-218-8586.

FAMILY RESTORED: SUPPORT GROUP FOR FRIENDS & FAMILIES OF ADDICTS & ALCOHOLICS

Wed., 6:30-8 p.m., Holy Family/St. Lawrence Parish, 4 Prospect St., Essex Jct. For info, please visit thefamily restored.org or contact Lindsay Duford at 781-960-3965 or 12lindsaymarie@ gmail.com.

FCA FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP

Families Coping w/ Addiction (FCA) is an open community peer support group for adults (18+) struggling w/ the drug or alcohol addiction of a loved one. FCA is not 12-step-based but provides a forum for those living the family experience, in which to develop personal coping skills & to draw strength from one another. Our group meets every Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m., live in person in the conference room at the Turning Point Center of Chittenden County (179 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington), &/or via our parallel Zoom session to accommodate those who cannot attend in person. The Zoom link can be found on the Turning Point Center website (turningpointcentervt. org) using the “Family Support” tab (click on “What We Offer”). Any questions, please send by email to thdaub1@gmail. com.

FIERCELY FLAT VT

A breast cancer support group for those who’ve had mastectomies. We are a casual online meeting group found on Facebook at Fiercely Flat VT. Info: stacy.m.burnett@gmail.com.

FOOD ADDICTS IN RECOVERY ANONYMOUS (FA)

Are you having trouble controlling the way you eat? FA is a free 12-step recovery program for anyone suffering from food obsession, overeating, under-eating or bulimia. Local meetings are held twice a week: Mon., 4-5:30 p.m., at the Unitarian Universalist Church, Norwich, Vt.; & Wed., 6:30-8 p.m., at Hanover Friends Meeting House, Hanover, N.H. For more info & a list of additional meetings throughout the U.S. & the world, call 603-630-1495 or visit foodaddicts.org.

G.R.A.S.P. (GRIEF RECOVERY AFTER A SUBSTANCE PASSING)

Are you a family member who has lost a loved one to addiction? Find support, peer-led support group. Meets once a

mo. on Mon. in Burlington. Please call for date & location. RSVP to mkeasler3@ gmail.com or call 310-3301 (message says Optimum Health, but this is a private number).

GRIEF & LOSS SUPPORT GROUP

Sharing your sadness, finding your joy. Please join us as we learn more about our own grief & explore the things that can help us to heal. There is great power in sharing our experiences w/ others who know the pain of the loss of a loved one & healing is possible through the sharing. BAYADA Hospice’s local bereavement support coordinator will facilitate our weekly group through discussion & activities. Everyone from the community is welcome. 1st & last Wed. of every mo. at 4 p.m. via Zoom. To register, please contact bereavement program coordinator Max Crystal, mcrystal@bayada.com or 802-448-1610.

GRIEF SUPPORT GROUPS

Meet every 2nd Mon., 6-7:30 p.m., & every 3rd Wed. from 10-11:30 a.m., at Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice in Berlin. The group is open to the public & free of charge. More info:

Diana Moore, 224-2241.

GRIEVING A LOSS SUPPORT GROUP

A retired psychotherapist & an experienced life coach host a free meeting for those grieving the loss of a loved one. The group meets upstairs at All Souls Interfaith Gathering in Shelburne. There is no fee for attending, but donations are gladly accepted. Meetings are held twice a mo., the 1st & 3rd Sat. of every mo. from 10-11:30 a.m. If you are interested in attending, please register at allsoulsinterfaith. org. More information about the group leader at pamblairbooks.com.

HEARING VOICES SUPPORT GROUP

This Hearing Voices Group seeks to find understanding of voice-hearing experiences as real lived experiences that may happen to anyone at any time. We choose to share experiences, support & empathy. We validate anyone’s experience & stories about their experience as their own, as being an honest & accurate representation of their experience, & as being acceptable exactly as they are. Tue., 2-3 p.m. Pathways Vermont Community Center, 279 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-777-8602, abby@pathways vermont.org.

HELLENBACH CANCER SUPPORT

People living w/ cancer & their caretakers convene for support. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107.

INTERSTITIAL CYSTITIS/PAINFUL BLADDER SUPPORT GROUP

Interstitial cystitis (IC) & painful bladder syndrome can result in recurring pelvic pain, pressure or discomfort in the bladder/pelvic region & urinary frequen cy/urgency. These are often misdiagnosed & mistreated as a chronic bladder infection. If you have been diagnosed or have these symptoms, you are not alone. For Vermont-based support group, email bladderpainvt@ gmail.com or call 899-4151 for more info.

INTUITIVE EATING SUPPORT GROUP

Free weekly peer-led support group for anyone struggling w/ eating &/or

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body image. The only requirement is a desire to make peace w/ food & your body. Meeting format is: a short reading from Intuitive Eating by Evelyn Tribole & Elyse Resch, 4th edition, followed by open sharing & discussion. Come find community through sharing struggles, experience, strength & hope. Located at the Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Sun. 1-2:30 p.m. Contact 202-553-8953 w/ any questions.

KINDRED CONNECTIONS PROGRAM OFFERED FOR CHITTENDEN COUNTY CANCER SURVIVORS

The Kindred Connections program provides peer support for all those touched by cancer. Cancer patients, as well as caregivers, are provided w/ a mentor who has been through the cancer experience & knows what it’s like to go through it. In addition to sensitive listening, Kindred Connections provides practical help such as rides to doctors’ offices & meal deliveries. The program has people who have experienced a wide variety of cancers. For further info, please contact info@vcsn.net.

KINSHIP CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP

A support group for grandparents who are raising their grandchildren. Led by a trained representative & facilitator. Meets on the 2nd Tue. of every mo., 6:30-7:45 p.m., at Milton Public Library. Free. For more info, call 802-893-4644, email library@miltonvt.gov or visit facebook.com/events/ 561452568022928.

LAUGHTER YOGA

Spontaneous, genuine laughter & gentle breathing for physical & emotional benefit. No yoga mat needed! This group is held every Mon., 2-3 p.m., at Pathways Vermont Community Center, 279 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Chris Nial for any questions: chrisn@ pathwaysvermont.org.

LGBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE

The SafeSpace Anti-Violence Program at Pride Center of Vermont offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship, dating, emotional &/or hate-violence. These groups give survivors a safe & supportive environment to tell their stories, share info, & offer & receive support. Support groups also provide survivors an opportunity to gain info on how to better cope w/ feelings & experiences that surface because of the trauma they have experienced. Please call SafeSpace at 863-0003 if you are interested in joining.

LGBTQ VETERANS

Share the struggles & celebrate the joys of being a service member & LGBTQIA+ in this peer-led discussion group. Meetings are at the Rainbow Bridge Community Center in Barre on the 2nd & 4th Tue. of each mo. Visit rbccvt.org for more info.

LIVING THROUGH LOSS

Gifford Medical Center is announcing the restart of its grief support group, Living Through Loss. The program is sponsored by the Gifford Volunteer Chaplaincy Program & will meet weekly on Fri., 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., in Gifford’s Chun Chapel. Meetings will be facilitated by the Rev. Timothy Eberhardt, spiritual care coordinator, & Emily Pizzale MSW, LICSW, a Gifford social worker. Anyone who has experienced a significant loss over the last year or so is warmly invited to attend & should enter through the hospital’s main entrance wearing a mask on the way to the chapel. Meetings will be based on the belief

that, while each of us is on a unique journey in life, we all need a safe place to pause, to tell our stories &, especially as we grieve, to receive the support & strength we need to continue along the way.

MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS

Do you have a problem w/ marijuana?

MA is a free 12-step program where addicts help other addicts get & stay clean. Ongoing Wed., 7 p.m., at Turning Point Center, 179 S. Winooski, Suite 301, Burlington. Info: 861-3150.

MYELOMA SUPPORT GROUP

Area myeloma survivors, families & caregivers have come together to form a Multiple Myeloma Support Group. We provide emotional support, resources about treatment options, coping strategies & a support network by participating in the group experience w/ people who have been through similar situations. 3rd Tue. of every mo., 5-6 p.m., at the New Hope Lodge on East Ave. in Burlington. Info: Kay Cromie, 655-9136, kgcromey@aol.com.

NAMI CONNECTION PEER SUPPORT GROUP MEETINGS

Weekly virtual meetings. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, program@ namivt.org or 800-639-6480. Connection groups are peer recovery support group programs for adults living w/ mental health challenges.

NAMI FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP

Weekly virtual & in-person meetings. ASL interpreters avail. upon request. Family Support Group meetings are for family & friends of individuals living w/ mental illness. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, info@namivt.org or 800-639-6480.

NARCONON SUNCOAST DRUG & ALCOHOL REHABILITATION & EDUCATION

Narconon reminds families that overdoses due to an elephant tranquilizer known as Carfentanil have been on the rise in nearly every community nationwide. Carfentanil is a synthetic opioid painkiller 100 times more powerful than fentanyl & 1,000 times stronger than heroin. A tiny grain of it is enough to be fatal. To learn more about carfentanil abuse & how to help your loved one, visit narconon-suncoast.org/drug-abuse/ parents-get-help.html. Addiction screenings: Narconon can help you take steps to overcome addiction in your family. Call today for a no-cost screening or referral: 1-877-841-5509.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS

is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Held in Burlington, Barre & St. Johnsbury. Info, 862-4516 or cvana.org.

NARCANON BURLINGTON GROUP

Group meets every Mon. at 7 p.m., at the Turning Point Center, 179 S. Winooski Ave., Suite 301, Burlington. The only requirement for membership is that there be a problem of addiction in a relative or friend. Info: Amanda H., 338-8106.

NEW (& EXPECTING) MAMAS & PAPAS!

EVERY PRIMARY CAREGIVER TO A BABY!

The Children’s Room invites you to join our weekly drop-in support group. Come unwind & discuss your experiences & questions around infant care & development, self-care & postpartum healing, & community resources for families w/

babies. Tea & snacks provided. Thu., 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Bring your babies! (Newborn through crawling stage.) Located in Thatcher Brook Primary School, 47 Stowe St., childrensroom online.org. Contact childrensroom@ wwsu.org or 244-5605.

NORTHWEST VERMONT CANCER

PRAYER & SUPPORT NETWORK

A meeting of cancer patients, survivors & family members intended to comfort & support those who are currently suffering from the disease. 2nd Thu. of every mo., 6-7:30 p.m., St. Paul’s United Methodist Church, 11 Church St., St. Albans. Info: stpaulum@myfairpoint. net. 2nd Wed. of every mo., 6-7:30 p.m., Winooski United Methodist Church, 24 W. Allen St., Winooski. Info: hovermann4@comcast.net.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA)

A 12-step program for people who identify as overeaters, compulsive eaters, food addicts, anorexics, bulimics, etc. No matter what your problem w/ food, we have a solution! All are welcome, meetings are open, & there are no dues or fees. See oavermont.org/meeting-list for the current meeting list, meeting format & more; or call 802-863-2655 anytime!

PONDERING GENDER & SEXUALITY

Pondering Gender & Sexuality is a twicemonthly facilitated mutual support group for folks of any identity (whether fully formed or a work in progress) who want to engage in meaningful conversations about gender, sexuality & sexual orientation, &/or the coming-out process. Discussions can range from the personal to the philosophical & beyond as we work together to create a compassionate, safe & courageous space to explore our experiences. The group will be held on the 2nd Sun. & 4th Tue. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m., either virtually or at Pride Center of Vermont. Email pgs@pridecentervt.org for more info or w/ questions!

POTATO INTOLERANCE SUPPORT GROUP

Anyone coping w/ potato intolerance & interested in joining a support group, contact Jerry Fox, 48 Saybrook Rd., Essex Junction, VT 05452.

QUEER CARE GROUP

This support group is for adult family members & caregivers of queer &/or questioning youth. It is held on the 2nd Mon. of every mo., 6:30-8 p.m., at Outright Vermont, 241 N. Winooski Ave. This group is for adults only. For more info, email info@outrightvt.org.

READY TO BE TOBACCO-FREE GROUPS

Join a free 4-5-week group workshop facilitated by our coaches, who are certified in tobacco treatment. We meet in a friendly, relaxed & virtual atmosphere. You may qualify for a free limited supply of nicotine replacement therapy. Info: call 802-847-7333 or email quittobaccoclass@uvmhealth.org to get signed up, or visit myhealthyvt.org to learn more about upcoming workshops!

RECOVERING FROM RELIGION

Meets on the 2nd Tue. of every mo., 6-8 p.m., at Brownell Public Library, 6 Lincoln St., Essex Junction, unless there’s inclement weather or the date falls on a holiday. Attendees can remain anonymous if they so choose & are not required to tell their story if they do not wish to, but everyone will be welcome to do so. The primary focus of a Recovering From Religion support group is to provide ongoing & personal support to individuals as they let go of their religious beliefs. This transitional period

is an ongoing process that can result in a range of emotions, as well as a ripple effect of consequences throughout an individual’s life. As such, the support meetings are safe & anonymous places to express these doubts, fears & experiences without biased feedback or proselytizing. We are here to help each other through this journey. Free.

RECOVERY DHARMA

Recovery Dharma uses Buddhist practices & principles to help people recover from all kinds of addictions & addictive behaviors. This peer led, non-theistic group offers opportunities to deepen understanding, explore personal inquiry & connect with others. We meet every Wed. from 6:30-7:30 p.m. at the First United Methodist Church in Burlington (the “Red Door” Church, 21 Buell St.). Enter through the administrative office door (at far left when viewed from Buell St.) No meditation experience req.; all are welcome. Email rd.burlington.vt@ gmail.com for more information.

REFUGE RECOVERY MEETING

Burlington Refuge Recovery is a Buddhist-oriented, nontheistic addiction recovery group that meets every Tue. at 6:45 p.m. at Turning Point Center, located at 179 S. Winooski Ave. in Burlington.

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ENGLAND

Support group meeting held on the 4th Tue. of every mo., 6:30-8:30 p.m., Williston Police Station. Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732.

SEX & LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS

12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem w/ sex or relationships? We can help. Info: Shawn, 660-2645. Visit slaafws.org or saa-recovery.org for meetings near you.

SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS, MONTPELIER

Do you have a problem w/ compulsive sexual behavior? A 12-step program has helped us. SAA Montpelier meets twice weekly at 6 p.m.: Mon. virtual meeting, details at saatalk.info; Thu. face-toface at Bethany Church, Montpelier. Details at saa-recovery.org. Contact saa.vtrecovery@gmail.com or call 802-322-3701.

SEXUAL VIOLENCE SUPPORT

HOPE Works offers free support groups to women, men & teens who are survivors of sexual violence. Groups are avail. for survivors at any stage of the healing process. Intake for all support groups is ongoing. If you are interested in learning more or would like to schedule an intake to become a group member, please call our office at 864-0555, ext. 19, or email our victim advocate at advocate@sover.net.

SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPORT GROUPS

For screened adults ages 28-40. Therapist-led sessions. For more info, contact diane@ldtayeby.com.

STUTTERING SUPPORT GROUPS

If you’re a person who stutters, you are not alone! Adults, teens & school-age kids who stutter, & their families are welcome to join 1 of our 3 free National Stuttering Association (NSA) stuttering support groups at UVM (join by Zoom or in person). Adults: 5:30-6:30 p.m., 1st & 3rd Tue. monthly; teens (ages 13-17): 5:30-6:30 p.m., 2nd Thu. monthly; school-age children (ages 8-12) & parents (meeting separately): 4:15-5:15 p.m., 2nd Thu. monthly. Pomeroy Hall (489 Main St., UVM campus). Info: nsachapters.org/burlington,

burlingtonstutters@gmail.com, 6560250. Go, Team Stuttering!

SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP

For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. 6:30-8 p.m., on the 3rd Tue. of every mo. Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 N. Main St., Wallingford. Info: 446-3577.

SUICIDE HOTLINES IN VT

Brattleboro, 257-7989; Montpelier (Washington County Mental Health Emergency Services), 229-0591; Randolph (Clara Martin Center Emergency Service), 800-639-6360.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN

who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Circle (Washington Co. only). Please call 877-543-9498 for more info.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE

If you have lost someone to suicide & wish to have a safe place to talk, share & spend a little time w/ others who have had a similar experience, join us on the 3rd Thu. of every mo., 7-9 p.m., at the Faith Lighthouse Church, Route 105, Newport (105 Alderbrook). Please call before attending. Info: Mary Butler, 744-6284.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: S. BURLINGTON

This group is for people experiencing the impact of the loss of a loved one to suicide. 1st Wed. of each mo., 6-7:30 p.m., at the Comfort Inn & Suites, 3 Dorset St., S. Burlington. Info: Bob Purvee at 802-922-4283 or ripurvee1@ yahoo.com, or Aya Kuki at 802-881-3606 or ayakokuki@gmail.com

TRANS & GENDER-NONCONFORMING SUPPORT GROUP

As trans & GNC people in the world, we experience many things that are unique to our identities. For that reason, the Transgender Program hosts a support group for our community on the 1st & 3rd Wed. of every mo., 6:30-8 p.m., either virtually or at Pride Center of Vermont. The Trans & GNC Support group is for Vermonters at all stages of their gender journey to come together to socialize, discuss issues that are coming up in their lives & build community. We welcome anyone whose identity falls under the trans, GNC, intersex & nonbinary umbrellas, & folks questioning their gender identity. Email safespace@pridecentervt.org w/ any questions, comments or accessibility concerns.

TRANSGENDER FAMILY SUPPORT

We are people w/ adult loved ones who are transgender or gender nonconforming. We meet to support each other & to learn more about issues & concerns. Our sessions are supportive, informal & confidential. Meetings are held at 5:30 p.m., the 2nd Thu. of each mo., via Zoom. Not sure if you’re ready for a meeting? We also offer 1-on-1 support. For more info, email rex@pridecentervt.org or call 802-318-4746.

TRANS PARENT SUPPORT GROUP

We will be in community w/ parents of trans kids of all ages & supporting each other w/ storytelling, listening, learning & love. If we want to protect our trans kids, our first line of defense is uplifting their parents & guardians! This is a peer-support group & will be facilitated by Alison & Shawna. 4th Tue. of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m at Rainbow Bridge Community Center. Contact 802-6220692 or info@rainbowbridgevt.org

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Clean Water/Environmental Stewardship/Conservation

Are you concerned about the environment and consumption of finite resources? Would you like a job addressing all of these issues? The Town of Middlebury, Vermont has openings in both Water and Wastewater departments for hands-on technicians. Mechanical aptitude, construction and trade experience, along with work in the industry, are all positives.

Find out more at townofmiddlebury.com or email cgrant@townofmiddlebury.org.

Production Assistant

The primary focus of the Production Assistant is to deliver support to the Sticky Brand sticker production team.

Essential duties/responsibilities:

• Production, Packing & Shipping

• Inspecting products to ensure they meet our quality standards and remove defective items

Position schedule/details:

• Full-time in-person/on-site work position: (40 hours/week)

• Location: 66 Bowdoin Street, Burlington, Vermont

• Shift hours: 9.00-5.30 (includes 30-minute break)

• Overtime available upon request

Sticky Brand is a creative and innovative, team-oriented company dedicated to helping our customers tell their own unique and inspiring stories. We love that we haven’t had to sacrifice our start-up feel, even as we continue to grow. We look for people to join our team who are excited about working with us, have the skills needed to do the job and who bring positive energy to work every day.

Send resumes to: careers@thestickybrand.com

Details: thestickybrand.com

Town of Bolton

The Town of Bolton

Review Board. This position has been budgeted for up to 14 hours per week. Good communication skills, attendance at night meetings, and knowledge of Vermont planning laws are important. A degree in planning or a related field is preferred; relevant work experience may be substituted.

For a detailed job description, visit boltonvt.com. Please submit a cover letter, resume and references to: Town of Bolton, Attn: Brian Roberge, Town Administrator, 3045 Theodore Roosevelt Hwy, Waterbury, VT 05676, or via email to townadmin@boltonvt.com Position open until filled. Review of applications will begin promptly.

Full-time Year Round Positions Available!

Vehicle Maintenance Manager, Common Area Cleaner

PTO/benefits package, 401k, ski and bike passes and resort perks available Apply at boltonvalley.com/jobs

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Vice President of Operations

The Vice President of Operations, a new position, has overall responsibility for leading the Operations, Human Resources, and Finance programs.  This role will work as a collaborative leader that ties these critical programs together and ensures system and program cohesiveness across a growing organization.

Operations Manager

The Operations Manager is an integral member of the team who will support and build upon the operational infrastructure of a growing and evolving organization.  Including administration, finance, HR, and IT activities, this role will coordinate the day-to-day office operations to ensure efficiency and productivity.

Communications Director

The Communications Director will provide program and team leadership in designing and implementing a comprehensive marketing and communications strategy. Here is a unique opportunity to lead the creative direction and messaging of an eco-centric organization focused on conserving nature for nature’s sake, and to contribute to the good work and good health of a rapidly growing non-profit.

Land Protection Manager

The Land Protection Manager will work to identify and bring to completion fee acquisitions and conservation easements.  This role will focus on seeking out conservation opportunities, GIS mapping and assist in site visits.

For full details & to apply: newildernesstrust.org/about/employment.

Part-time Chef

Yestermorrow Design/Build School is seeking an experienced chef for our busy summer season. Our kitchen focuses on serving a nutritious menu of local, seasonal and organic foods, including vegan and vegetarian options, at each meal to 20-40 students and sta . The kitchen team works in an open kitchen environment with lots of daily interaction with students, and is responsible for providing a professional, welcoming, courteous presence to the public. Experience cooking and serving food for large groups is a must. This is a part-time position scheduled at between 28-32 hours per week. Flexible schedule including some weekends, BUT NO LATE NIGHTS. Pay $20/hour.

To learn more and apply: yestermorrow.org/connect/jobs

GRADE 5/6 CLASSROOM TEACHER

The Warren School is seeking a grade 5/6 classroom teacher with strengths in math & science to join our dynamic school team, beginning in the upcoming 2024-2025 school year.

Candidates apply via schoolspring.com ID# 4540121.

Application requirements:

• Letter of interest

• Resume

• Proof of Vermont certification

• Three current letters of reference

• Candidates must also have Highly Qualified Teacher (HQT) status

• Successful completion of Praxis assessment

• Applicants currently under contract (contract or letter of intent) will need to have your Superintendent contact the HUUSD Superintendent to give permission for us to interview you.

• All hired staff must be background checked and fingerprinted in Vermont.

Contact Sam Krotinger: sam@huusd.org | 802-583-8176 OR Heidi Greene: hgreene@huusd.org | 802- 583-7919

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Join the Community Kitchen Academy!

Community Kitchen Academy (CKA) is a 9-week job training program featuring: Hands on learning, national ServSafe certification, job placement support and meaningful connections to community. Plus... the tuition is FREE and weekly stipends are provided for income eligible students!

At CKA you’ll learn from professional chefs in modern commercial kitchens and graduate with the skills and knowledge to build a career in food service, food systems and other related fields. Throughout the 9-week course, you’ll develop and apply new skills by preparing food that would otherwise be wasted. The food you cook is then distributed through food shelves and meal sites throughout the community. CKA is a program of the Vermont Foodbank, operated in partnership with Capstone Community Action in Barre and Feeding Chittenden in Burlington. Next sessions start April 15th in Burlington and May 7th in Barre. APPLY: vtfoodbank.org/cka

Multiple Positions Open

PCC is hiring for multiple positions, including a Chief Financial Officer and an experienced Web Developer to join our team. Check out our careers page at pcc. com/careers for more details regarding each position. We offer unique benefits, including: AAA, cellphone, internet, 401(k), low-cost health insurance premiums, and more.

To apply, please email a cover letter and resume to jobs@pcc.com with the specific job title in the subject line.

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Trivia Hosts

Seeking responsible, engaging, quick witted and charismatic individuals to host weekly trivia night programs and other events! We’ll provide everything needed to run a successful trivia night, including proper training. Hosting is a great way to earn some fun money, entertain a crowd, and become a “local celebrity.”

We are looking for hosts in the following areas:

Barre/Montpelier

St Albans

Bridgewater

Stowe

Compensation: This is a part time position. Competitive pay with opportunity to host additional accounts.

To apply, please email resume to:  info@pubgeeks.com

Security Guard

Chocolate Thunder Security - Seven Daysies recipient for Best Bar Bouncer in 2021, 22, and 23 - is looking for a few good people to fill out our ranks of trained and state licensed security guards.  We will train you in verbal de-escalation techniques, patrolling, site management, basic investigation, crowd control and reporting. After completing our training you will be certified in CPR, basic first aid, and will become licensed as a Security Guard with the State of Vermont. Paid training, signing bonuses, and hourly rates starting at $20 an hour.

Apply online: bit.ly/ChocThunderJobs

Technical Project Manager HRIS

The Technical Project Manager serves as a pivotal link between the Information Technology team and HR Council. This role involves managing end-to-end HRIS initiatives, collaborating with cross-functional teams, and leveraging technology solutions to streamline HR processes. The Technical Project Manager will play a key role in driving innovation that will maximize the effectiveness of HR systems, from analysis of existing business processes through testing and implementation of new processes.

Minimum qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in information systems, human resources, or other related field (or equivalent combination of education and experience), minimum of three – five years of project management experience and direct experience and proficiency with human resources information systems (HRIS). VSCS values individual differences and diversity. VSCS strongly encourages applications from historically marginalized and underrepresented populations. VSCS is an equal opportunity employer, in compliance with ADA requirements, and will make reasonable accommodations for the known disability of an otherwise qualified applicant. For full job description and to apply, please visit: bit.ly/VSCtechMgr.

CVSWMD IS Hiring!

Finance and Human Resources Administrator

We are seeking a qualified candidate to join our team as a Finance and Human Resources Administrator. Duties include processing payroll; managing accounts payable and receivable, maintaining and reporting on financial records; assisting with budgets and annual audits; licensing waste haulers; recruiting, onboarding, and orientation; administering benefits programs; and keeping personnel records.

40 hours/week, $22.48 to $32.10 per hour plus generous benefits package

For full job description and application instructions, please visit cvswmd.org

OFFICE COORDINATOR

The position is responsible for providing comprehensive administrative support to the CEO and Board of Directors, as well as assisting the Accounting Manager with day-to-day accounting and human resource tasks. In addition, the Office Coordinator supports the leadership team with administrative needs. This dynamic position requires the ability to creatively manage schedules, prioritize tasks, anticipate needs, think critically, and offer solutions to problems with professionalism and confidentiality. The Office Coordinator manages the organization’s office operations and is often a liaison to ensure coordination and communication across the organization. They

At CVSWMD, we help residents and organizations in our 19 member towns reduce, reuse, recycle, and rethink waste for a more sustainable future. CVSWMD is an equal opportunity employer. Positions will remain open until filled.

Tamarack and Pretrial Services Coordinator

Community Justice Center

Do you or someone you know want to work to address the roots of crime and conflict? Do you have professional or lived experience in the substance use and/or mental health fields?  This position provides case management supports and services to those who are referred by the Prosecutor, Defense Attorney, and the Court for those whose crimes are related to underlying substance use and/or mental health needs. The position works with community service providers to provide pretrial or diversion intervention. The position also helps to facilitate restorative processes, involving affected parties and community representatives on appropriate Tamarack cases. The hourly pay rate for this position is $28.73 – $32.03 and comes with a comprehensive benefits package, including health, dental, life insurance, retirement plan, FSA, and much more!

We believe in promoting a culture that reveres diversity and equity. The City of Burlington is proud to be an equal opportunity employer, and we are strongly committed to creating a dynamic and equitable workforce.

To learn more and to apply: bit.ly/BTVcommJustice

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Earn money part-time and help support local journalism

Set your own hours and work from where you like. The right candidate will be sales oriented, self-motivated and digitally savvy—ideally comfortable with Google Ad Manager, WordPress, and Google Suite. Contracted position with base pay plus commission and room for future growth. Details at: montpelierbridge. org/job-opportunities

Line Cook

The Bobcat Cafe and Brewery is looking for a full time experienced line cook who loves the challenge of serving high quality food in a fast paced kitchen. Must be available nights and weekends.

Pay ranges from $27-$31 per hour depending on tips. Not a bad place to trade hours of your life for money.

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• New Graduate Nurses for our Residency Program

• Experienced nurses in Med Surg, Emergency Department, Operating Room, Birthing Center and Outpatient Clinics

Day and night shifts are available. All positions are full-time and benefits eligible. Generous shift differentials offered.

For more info visit copleyvt.org/careers or call J.T. Vize at 802-888-8329

Work-Life Balance

Work 4 Days & Get Paid for 5

Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier senior living community, is seeking a full-time Housekeeper and offers you a better work/life balance with a 4-day work week. Our work day is 8.5 hours with a paid half hour for lunch, and we make up the difference so you get paid for a full 40 hours.

In this community, appreciation and respect are very important. You’re not just cleaning a space; your work is helping to care for people who know you by name and say thank you regularly. In addition to our great benefits program, Wake Robin also helps you meet the challenges outside of work for life balance. Wake Robin is invested in a better life for its residents, staff and the community at large. Come see why this community is for you!

Schedule: Let’s talk

Compensation: Starts at $18.25/hour, increases depending on experience. Wake Robin offers competitive benefits.

*Due to our vulnerable resident population, the COVID vaccine is encouraged but not required.

Operations Executive Assistant

Shared Living Provider

Seeking a gentle/thoughtful Shared Living Provider willing to provide complete personal care for a man over 40 years of age. An accessible home will best meet his needs. He enjoys going for car rides, watching his favorite shows, music, and male companionship. Annual stipend of $60,000 plus room and board and a generous respite budget.

Call (802)355-6094 or e-mail sdonohue@ howardcenter.org with interest.

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We are seeking a highly organized and proactive Executive Assistant to support key members of our operations team, specifically the COO & VP of Operations. The ideal candidate will have exceptional communication and interpersonal skills, be able to handle a wide range of administrative tasks, and work effectively in a fast-paced and dynamic environment. This role is crucial in ensuring the smooth operation of the executive team and the overall success of our organization.

Greenbacker Capital (“Greenbacker”) is an investment management firm that focuses on renewable energy and sustainable infrastructure investing. Since its founding in 2011, Greenbacker has grown to almost 200 employees, located in four offices (New York City, Portland ME, Denver CO and Montpelier VT), and a number of additional individual locations throughout the United States. With over 60 years of combined infrastructure investment experience and more than $20 billion in combined transactions across the investment team, we are positioned as a market leader in sustainable infrastructure investments.

Apply online: bit.ly/GreenbackerJOB.

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Sr. Hardware & Silicon Validation Engineer (E924)

Marvell Semiconductor, Inc. in Burlington, VT seeks: Sr. Hardware & Silicon Validation Engineer (E924): Perform hardware validation, characterize circuit performance, drive problem resolution.

Telecommuting is permitted.

To appy, please send your resume with reference Job Code (E924) to Marvell Semiconductor, Inc. Attn. HR 1.2.519, 5488 Marvell Ln., Santa Clara, CA 95054. Or to Opportunities@marvell.com E.O.E.

Program Assistant

The Vermont Historical Society seeks a part-time Program Assistant based in Montpelier. The position assists the education team in presenting school programs and with daily operations at the Vermont History Museum. Saturday work required. Bachelor’s degree and experience in education, history, museums, or related field preferred. Up to 28 hours/week. Pay starts at $18.37/hr. Full job description and details at vermonthistory.org/ career-opportunities.

Send a cover letter and resume to eileen.corcoran@vermonthistory.org.

Join the litigation team in our Burlington, Vermont office.

Paralegal: We are interested in highly motivated, tech savvy candidates with excellent document production, organizational & multi-tasking skills. E-filing and e-discovery experience is a plus.

Experienced Legal Assistant: This assistant will support our litigation practice area, as well as potentially supporting other practice areas. In addition to strong technical and document production skills, essential requirements are the ability to prioritize, multitask, adapt to different work styles and apply independent judgment as needed. This position requires at least two years’ experience in a law firm setting and proficiency with MS Office products.

We offer a competitive salary and comprehensive benefits. Qualified candidates may submit a letter of interest and resume by e-mail to careers@primmer.com

VTSU Student Financial Support Specialist:

Seeking to fill 2 positions, Grade: 10 | VSC VSEA Bargaining Unit

VTSU Locations: Randolph, Johnson, Williston

Basic Function:

Serve as a point of escalation for students, prospective students, and parents related to financial aid, educational costs, aid eligibility, and student billing and payment, both in-person and virtually. Function as frontline support sta for students both in-person and virtually when coverage is needed. Provide excellent customer service as part of the Student Success organization.

Minimum Qualifications:

• Associate’s degree in appropriate discipline with 2-4yrs of relevant experience, or from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.

• Demonstrated ability to work in a fast-paced environment and adapt to changing work processes.

• Demonstrated ability to positively influence student skill development, such as communication skills, leadership skills, academic skills, technical skills, noncognitive or ‘soft’ skills, and social skills.

• Demonstrated ability to foster student development in the attainment of student success goals, such as academic purpose, sense of belonging/identity, agency, career readiness, civic readiness, access & equity.

• Demonstrated positive attitude regarding Vermont State University & desire to improve student outcomes, including attention to diversity, equity, & inclusion.

• Demonstrated ability to support a diverse community and promote diverse perspectives and cultures in an inclusive environment.

• Ability to work e ectively with a wide range of individuals within the University; capacity to work as part of a team to collaborate and support student success.

• Ability to work some weekends and evenings to provide student support outside of normal business hours.

To apply, please visit: vermontstate.edu/about/careers or email humanresources@vermontstate.edu

DENTAL ASSISTANT

Middlebury Pediatric Dentistry is looking for a dental assistant to join our practice. Help us take care of Vermont kids’ oral health! Four day work week. Competitive salary. Benefits include retirement plan, health insurance, 2 weeks paid vacation, licensure, and CE. Please send your resume to: frontdesk@middleburypediatricdentistry.com

Highway Foreperson

This is a supervisory position that is responsible for overseeing and participating in the maintenance of the town’s highway infrastructure. A valid VT issued CDL Class

A license is required. Required skills include proficient operation of a road grader, excavator, front-end loader, backhoe, and tandem plow truck. The starting pay rage is $33.00-$36.00/hr and is dependent on qualifications and experience.

Responsibilities include but are not limited to: snowplowing, heavy equipment operation, scheduling and oversight of contractors, heavy equipment maintenance.

This position provides health, dental, vision and disability insurance; paid time off; pension plan; and 13 paid holidays. For more information visit hinesburg.org/home/town-manager/ pages/employment-opportunities or contact Todd Odit, Town Manager at todit@hinesburg.org or 482-4206.

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SEEKING AN EXECUTIVE COORDINATOR

The Vermont Community Foundation is seeking an experienced Executive Coordinator to provide support to the leadership team, CEO, and board of directors. The ideal candidate will have extensive experience in an executive administration role, exceptional organization and communication skills, and experience managing relationships with a board of directors.

If this sounds like a good fit for you, visit VERMONTCF.ORG/CAREERS for a complete job description and instructions for applying.

Executive Director

Champlain Community Services (CCS), a Specialized Service Agency located in Colchester, VT, is seeking an experienced and dynamic Executive Director to lead our organization into the future. CCS’ mission is to provide essential supports to people with intellectual disabilities and autism, building a community where everyone participates and everyone belongs. This role oversees operations, sets strategic direction, builds strong relationships with community partners, manages a talented, experienced and committed staff, and collaborates with and reports to an engaged and dynamic board of directors.

The ideal candidate will have proven experience in management and leadership, effectiveness with non-profit budgets and fiscal management, familiarity with the Vermont State System of Care Plan, an understanding of nonprofit legal and regulatory compliance, proficiency in Medicaid regulations, ability to represent the agency’s interests at both the State and local levels, and an appreciation of the unique history of Developmental Disabilities System in Vermont. Compensation starts at $110,000 and is commensurate with experience. We offer a competitive total compensation package, including generous paid time off, health and dental benefits, retirement match, and opportunities for professional development. CCS is an equal opportunity employer that values diversity, equity and inclusion. Join us in making a difference in the lives of individuals and families in need of developmental services and be part of a dedicated team working towards a healthier community.

How to Apply: Submit resume and cover letter outlining your qualifications, experience, and commitment to advocacy by April 12, to Zoltan Sachs, zoltan@sachsweb.com www.ccs-vt.org

Goddard College, a leader in non-traditional education, has the following full-time, bene t eligible and part-time position openings:

REGISTRAR STAFF ACCOUNTANT

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UNION VACANCY PLANT ACCOUNTANT

General Summary of Job Responsibilities:

The Plant Accountant position is responsible for maintaining accurate records regarding type, location and value of the Cooperative’s transmission and distribution system assets in accordance with the Rural Utilities Service (RUS) Accounting Guidelines.

The Plant Accountant will perform all tasks and duties associated with the assembling, tabulating, and processing cost data for construction and retirement work orders, process materials and overhead and other costs to accumulate totals on work orders. The Plant Accountant will maintain pole attachment records and prepare annual billings.

The ideal candidate will have experience with RUS uniform system of account, working knowledge of RUS construction units, material units and record units is a definite plus, as well as the ability to work independently and as part of a team. Excellent oral and interpersonal relations skills are required to work effectively with the public, co-workers, and members. Essential characteristics of the ideal candidate include courtesy in dealing with members, coworkers, and others; exhibiting a professional attitude and interest in assigned work; a proficiency at initiating and/or completing daily job-related paperwork; and a safety-oriented attitude. The qualified candidate must possess an Associate Degree in business management or accounting, be willing to pursue further education to attain one, or have a minimum of four years’ practical experience in materials management or plant accounting or equivalent experience as approved by WEC. Washington Electric Cooperative is an equal opportunity provider and employer. Date of Posting: March 27, 2024.

Salary Range: $26.07 to $34.69. Days and Hours of Work:

As outlined in the union contract. Anticipated Start Date: On or after April 15, 2024.

Submit a letter of interest to: Teia Greenslit, Director of Finance, PO Box 8, East Montpelier, VT 05651. Or email: Teia.Greenslit@wec.coop

Applications will be accepted until the position is filled.

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VERMONT PUBLIC IS HIRING!

We are Vermont’s unified public media organization (formerly VPR and Vermont PBS), serving the community with trusted journalism, quality entertainment, and diverse educational programming.

• Managing Editor & Senior Producer, Vermont Edition

• SVP People & Culture

We believe a strong organization includes employees from a range of backgrounds with different skills, experience & passions.

To see more openings & apply: vermontpublic. org/careers

Must be able to show proof of COVID-19 vaccination. Vermont Public is a proud equal opportunity employer.

Summer Employment

Seasonal Grounds Member

The Facilities Department at Saint Michael’s College is inviting applications for a seasonal grounds member from May 6th through August 30th. This position supports the department to ensure all campus grounds are safe and attractive. Responsibilities include, but are not limited to, maintaining campus grounds by general landscaping procedures using light and heavy tools/equipment; cleaning up campus grounds to include litter and debris; and assisting other departments within Facilities as/when needed. This position will require regular work hours with the potential of overtime.

For a complete job description, benefits information, and to apply online, please visit: bit.ly/SMCGS24

Seasonal Carpenter

The Facilities Department at Saint Michael’s College is inviting applications for a seasonal Carpenter from May 6th through August 30th. This position supports the department to ensure all campus buildings are functional, comfortable and secure. Responsibilities include, but are not limited to, general repairs and maintenance to our residence halls for the upcoming academic year, performing small carpentry projects, and assisting other departments within Facilities as/when needed. This position will require regular work hours with the potential of overtime.

For a complete job description, benefits information, and to apply online, please visit: bit.ly/SMCCS24

Center for Learning & Leadership (CLL) Administrative Specialist

The Vermont Network seeks an experienced administrator who is detail oriented and a systems thinker with a desire to use their skills to support building a world where all people can thrive. The CLL Administrative Specialist will provide administrative, logistic and technical support to the Vermont Network’s new Center for Learning and Leadership on Gender-Based Violence. The CLL Administrative Specialist will work closely with the Director of Finance, Center Director and other staff in supporting various leadership and training initiatives from the ground up. The ideal candidate for this position is highly self-motivated, energized by building new systems, has impeccable collaboration skills and thrives in a highly collaborative environment working with others toward common goals.

The Vermont Network is a purpose driven organization working to uproot the causes of violence to support all people to thrive and we welcome candidates who share this horizon and encourage people from marginalized groups and communities to apply. We prioritize the wellbeing of our staff, take our culture seriously, think big and orient towards what is possible. All positions are hybridWaterbury and Home Office.

For more information & full job description: vtnetwork.org. Send cover letter & resume to Jamie Carroll at jamie@vtnetwork.org We are currently accepting applications on a rolling basis, with the position open until filled.

Vermont Housing & Conser vation Board

Housing Programs Coordinator

The Housing Programs Coordinator is a central role of the VHCB Housing team, providing administrative support to a breadth of housing programs that help ensure adequate housing and a safe place to live for all Vermonters.

VHCB is an Equal Opportunity Employer and we strongly encourage candidates from diverse backgrounds to apply. This position is open until filled.

To learn more, visit vhcb.org/about-us/jobs. To apply, send a cover letter and resume to: jobs@vhcb.org

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Do you have fundraising experience and a desire to help make post-secondary education and training more accessible?

The Curtis Fund is looking for an executive director to increase outreach, develop strong partnerships, explore new program options, lead fundraising efforts, and work closely with the board. The ideal candidate for this position will have knowledge of post-secondary education and an aptitude for building relationships.

If this sounds like a good fit for you, visit VERMONTCF.ORG/CAREERS for a complete job description and instructions for applying.

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We offer competitive wages & a full benefits package for full time employees. No auction experience necessary.

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Join our bustling auto auction in one of several exciting positions. Full & Part Time!

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We’re seeking several excited, energetic & motivated individuals with an interest to join our auction team.

Email: info@thcauction.com

Thomas Hirchak Company is an at will employer. See more jobs at: THCAuction.com

PUBLIC HEALTH

The Vermont Department of Health has an exciting opportunity for an enthusiastic and experienced Nutritionist who wants to make a difference in the health of communities in Washington County. This position will oversee the local implementation of the supplemental nutrition program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) as well as supervise the WIC team. We are seeking a well-organized and energetic Nutritionist with great communication skills to complete our public health team. For more information, contact Joan Marie Misek at Marie.Misek@vermont. gov. Department: Health. Location: Barre. Status: Full Time. Job ID #48651. Application Deadline: April 10, 2024.

As part of the Dept. of Disabilities, Aging and Independent Living Adult Services Division, the State Unit on Aging is tasked with promoting, overseeing, and implementing the activities governed by the federal Older Americans Act. The SUA is seeking an Aging and Disabilities Program Administrator. The ideal candidate has extensive knowledge of human services operations and systems. The position will prepare and manage grants and contracts and provide support for various programs and services. For more information, contact Colleen Bedard at colleen. bedard@vermont.gov. Department: Disabilities Aging & Independent Living. Location: Waterbury. Status: Full Time. Job ID #49353. Application Deadline: April 14, 2024.

WE’RE HIRING!

• Program Clinicians

• Residential Counselors & Mental Health Workers

• Overnight Counselors

• Case Managers

• Teachers and Special Educators

• Classroom Counselors & One to One Staff

• Family Engagement Specialists and Community Skills Workers

• Youth Program Coordinators

NFI VT is a private, nonprofit, specialized service agency within the Vermont statewide mental health system. We are a healing organization, grounded in trauma-informed care. We are hiring for Full-Time, Part-Time and Relief positions. Regular positions of 30+ hours per week are eligible for our generous benefits package, which includes competitive salary and tuition reimbursement.

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Please apply at: nfivermont.org/careers

NFI VT is an Equal Opportunity Employer and, as such, prohibits discrimination against any employee or applicant based on race, color, religion, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, age, ethnic background, disability, or other non-work-related personal trait or characteristic to the extent protected by law.

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Dental Hygienist

A rare opportunity for a dental hygienist has come available at Associates in Dentistry in Burlington. We offer an outstanding compensation package, a great work environment, fantastic patients and a good work/ life balance. We are a well established and growing office that can be flexible with hours/ schedule for the right person.

Please send resume to  drjoe@kropfdental.com or call 802-863-5552 for more information. 10 Alfred St. near Shelburne Rd./Rte. 7

New GRAD RN program helps ensure success!

Kick-start your nursing career at Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital (NVRH) with our innovative Nurse Residency Program. Designed for passionate new grads, the program offers wrap-a-round support for long-term career excellence. Beginning in summer 2024, full-time positions will be available in departments such as Med Surg, Emergency and more. Applicants need a Vermont or multi-state RN licenses, BLS certification, and to be a graduate of an accredited nursing program. Program pillars include Leadership, Patient Outcomes, and Professional Roles. New grads are provided daily support and collaborative guidance. Join NVRH for competitive compensation, benefits, and a supportive environment where patients, community and employees thrive. St. Johnsbury, Vermont.

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Head of Rescue Services

The Town of Shelburne is seeking candidates for a full-time, exempt leadership role for their Rescue Department (Shelburne Rescue). This position is Shelburne Rescue’s first full-time non-volunteer Head of Rescue Services. Shelburne Rescue is a municipal, combination (paid/ volunteer) ambulance service providing 911 emergency medical services to the Town and its neighboring communities. The Head of Service has the primary responsibility for executive oversight for Shelburne Rescue. The Department Head serves as the chief executive of the squad and represents both the Town of Shelburne as well as the Department and its providers to the public, the district and the state. The Department Head is expected to participate in emergency responses and is responsible for the leadership, management, and administration of the Department. This is to be accomplished through departmental planning, strategic visioning, and the development of long-term and short-term goals for the Department and its providers. Through the supervision of the Training Officer and lead providers (“Crew Chiefs”), the Department Head ensures the professional and efficient conduct of the Department operations.

MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS:

• National Registry of EMTs Paramedic Level Certification

• 5+ years’ experience in EMS with increasing levels of responsibility

• Emergency Vehicle Operations Certification or similar

DESIRED QUALIFICATIONS:

• Supervisory/leadership experience

• VT EMS District 3 Credentialing / Paramedic Experience

• Firefighting experience (FFI or above)

• Interest in supporting the Town of Shelburne Fire Department emergency responses

• Bachelor’s Degree in EMS/Paramedicine/Emergency Management or similar

APPLICATION PROCESS:

Please submit your resume and complete the employment application, or contact Adam Backus, Town of Shelburne HR Assistant, at (802) 985-5121, abackus@shelburnevt.org. Equal Opportunity Employer

HCBS Programs Director

The Program Director demonstrates strong commitment to GMSS’ mission and person-centered support, and is a vital member of the agency’s senior leadership team. This position is responsible for the effective planning, provision, monitoring, and documentation of HCBS services across the agency’s Brain Injury, Developmental Services, and Adult Family Care programs. The Program Director ensures compliance with agency, DAIL, and Medicaid regulations. The Program Director exemplifies commitment to our mission and creates an inspirational and collaborative work environment that reflects outstanding leadership, skillful communication, and a focus on continuous staff development.

Compensation: $76,000-$86,000

Knowledge and experience (including but not limited to):

• BA or BS in Education, Human Services, or a related field.

• Strong knowledge of Medicaid rules and DAIL regulations and procedures.

• Over 5 years of supervisory experience with demonstrated success.

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Wood4Good

Experience with running chainsaws and logsplitters/ heavy equipment, mechanic background or mechanical aptititude.

Project managment, organizing volunteers and distributing firewood, maintaining/repairing equipment.

Ready to ignite warmth and compassion? Email eric@ wood4goodvt.org

Home Health Care Aide

Home Health Care Aide for 37 year old male with a traumatic brain injury. Duties include daily living support, companionship, and helping with continued independence. $23-$25 an hour/ 16 hours per week/flexible schedule. Background check, references, and updated immunizations required.

Email: wigetsch@yahoo.com

VTSU Student Success Advisor

Seeking to fill 3 positions, Grade:11 | VSC-UP-PAT EXEMPT

VTSU Locations: Lyndon, Williston, & Castleton

Serve as student success advisor for a caseload of undergraduate students. Facilitate a smooth transition into the university through personalized onboarding, including registration for first semester classes. Create a support network for advisees based on their individual needs and experiences. Help advisees establish goals and connect to their purpose in college while preparing them to e ectively navigate their academic experience and beyond.

Minimum Qualifications:

• Bachelor’s degree in appropriate discipline. 2-4 years’ relevant experience, or experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.

• Demonstrated ability to positively influence student skill development, such as communication skills, leadership skills, academic skills, technical skills, noncognitive or ‘soft’ skills, and social skills.

• Demonstrated ability to foster student development in the attainment of student success goals, such as academic purpose, sense of belonging/identity, agency, career readiness, civic readiness, access & equity.

• Demonstrated positive attitude regarding Vermont State University & desire to improve student outcomes, including attention to diversity, equity, and inclusion.

• Demonstrated ability to support a diverse community and promote diverse perspectives and cultures in an inclusive environment.

• Ability to work e ectively with a wide range of individuals within the University; Capacity to work as part of a team to collaborate and choose student success.

• Ability to collaborate e ectively with college personnel as well as families/ guardians and external resources in carrying out the various coordination, liaison, and advocacy aspects of the job.

• Ability to work some weekends and evenings to provide student support outside of normal business hours.

To apply, please visit: vermontstate.edu/about/careers or email humanresources@vermontstate.edu

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The First UU Society of Burlington is searching for the perfect person to care for our historic building at the top of Church Street. If you have a strong background in building maintenance and management and want to work for an organization with a mission you can feel good about, we just might be the fit for you! Send an email with your resume to Christina Fulton at xina@uusociety.org.

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Burlington Housing Authority (BHA)

Are you interested in a job that helps your community and makes a difference in people’s lives every day?

Consider joining Burlington Housing Authority (BHA) in Burlington, VT to continue BHA's success in promoting innovative solutions that address housing instability challenges facing our diverse population of low-income families and individuals.

We are currently hiring for the following positions:

Assistant Property Manager: Serves as a critical member of our property management team. This position is responsible for assisting the team of Property Managers in the day to day operations of BHA’s property portfolio. This position assists with leasing apartments, move in and move outs, maintaining accurate tenant files and assist with tenant complaints, collection of rents, lease violations, property inspections, vacant unit checks, delivery of resident notices and certifications, and other duties related to property management.

Building Operations Technician: Performs general maintenance work in BHA owned and managed properties. This includes building exteriors, common areas, apartments, building systems, fixtures, and grounds. Our Building Operations Techs are required to participate in the on-call rotation, which covers night and weekend emergencies.

Housing Retention Services – Site Based:

Responsible for supporting those who have mental health and substance use challenges and/or who have moved from homelessness to Bobbin Mill, Wharf Lane, and other BHA properties. The position works closely with property management and other site-based staff to identify challenges and respond with appropriate direct service and coordination of community services, with a goal of eviction prevention and facilitating a healthy tenancy.

Leasing and Program Compliance Specialist:

Primary duties are waitlist selection, screening for program eligibility, gathering information for Property Managers to screen for tenant suitability, coordinating lease-ups and processing tenant move-in and move-out files, and monitoring vacancies. This position is the point of contact for all MOR, Tax Credit, and HOME audits, gather all required documents for audit, coordinate with the property manager and inspection for those audits, and respond to any findings from those audits.

Offender Re-entry Housing Specialist: Provides support to men and women under the VT Department of Corrections supervision from prison back to Chittenden County. The ORHS focuses on high-risk men and women who are being released from jail and graduating transitional housing programs and in need of permanent housing. The ORHS provides intensive retention and eviction prevention services and works collaboratively with the Burlington

Probation and Parole Office. Additionally, the ORHS works with various case workers, Re-Entry staff and the Administrative Staff from the VT Department of Corrections and the broad network of COSA staff as necessary throughout Chittenden County.

Property Management Admin Assistant:

Provides organizational support to the Property Management department and customer service to the general public. The PM Admin Assistant works with a diverse group of people internally and externally. This position should be familiar with basic requirements and operations of all programs.

Find more info about these career opportunities at burlingtonhousing.org

BHA serves a diverse population of tenants and partners with a variety of community agencies. To most effectively carry out our vision of delivering safe and affordable housing to all, we are committed to cultivating a staff that reflects varied lived experiences, viewpoints, and educational histories. Therefore, we strongly encourage candidates from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds, persons with disabilities, LGBTQ individuals, and women to apply. Multilingualism is a plus!

Our robust benefit package includes premium medical insurance with a health reimbursement account, dental, vision, short and long term disability, 10% employer funded retirement plan, 457 retirement plan, accident insurance, life insurance, cancer and critical illness insurance. We provide a generous time off policy including 12 days of paid time off and 12 days of sick time in the first year. In addition to the paid time off, BHA recognizes 13 (paid) holidays and 2 (paid) floating cultural holidays.

Interested in this career opportunity? Send a cover letter and resume to: humanresources@burlingtonhousing.org.

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Burlington Housing Authority

65 Main Street, Suite 101 Burlington, VT 05401

Find more info about these career opportunities at burlingtonhousing.org.

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(MAR. 21-APR. 19)

Aries author Eric G. Wilson claims, “Darker emotional states — doubt, confusion, alienation, despair — inspire a deeper and more durable experience of the sacred than contentment does.” I disagree. I know for a fact that an exquisite embrace of life’s holiness is equally possible through luminous joy and boisterous triumph and exultant breakthroughs. Propagandists of the supposed potency of misery are stuck in a habit of mind that’s endemic to the part of civilization that’s rotting and dying. In any case, Aries, I’m pleased to tell you that in the coming weeks, you will have abundant opportunities to glide into sacred awareness on the strength of your lust for life and joie de vivre.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): Will humans succeed in halting the decimation of the environment? Will we neutralize the power of fundamentalism as it fights to quash our imaginations and limit our freedoms? Will we outflank and outlast the authoritarians that threaten democracy? Sorry I’m asking you to think about sad realities. But now is an excellent time for you to ponder the world we are creating for our descendants — and resolve to do something in loving service to the future.

Meditate on the riddle from Lewis Carroll’s book Through the Looking Glass: “It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.”

GEMINI (May 21-Jun. 20): The genius polymath Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) contributed much treasure to science and engineering. One encyclopedia sums up his legacy: “He was the father of observational astronomy, modern-era classical physics, the scientific method, and modern science.” Unfortunately, many of Galileo’s ideas conflicted with the teachings of Catholicism. The church fathers hounded him for years, even arresting him and putting him on trial. The Vatican eventually apologized, though not until 350 years after Galileo died. I expect that you, too, will generate many new approaches and possibilities in the coming months, Gemini — not Galileo level, of course, but still: sufficiently unprecedented to rouse the resistance of conventional wisdom. I suspect you won’t have to wait long to be vindicated, however.

CANCER (Jun. 21-Jul. 22): Now would be a perfect time to prove your love. How? You might begin by being extra considerate, sensitive, sweet and tender. I hope you will add sublime, scintillating touches, too. Maybe you will tell your beloved allies beautiful truths about themselves — revelations that make them feel deeply understood and appreciated. Maybe you will give them gifts or blessings they have wanted for a long time but never managed to get for themselves. It’s possible you will serenade them with their favorite songs, or write a poem or story about them, or buy them a symbol that inspires their spiritual quest. To climax all your kindness, perhaps you will describe the ways they have changed your life for the better.

LEO (Jul. 23-Aug. 22): Leo naturalist and ornithologist William Henry Hudson (1841-1922) said, “I am not a lover of lawns. Rather would I see daisies in their thousands, ground ivy, hawkweed, and dandelions with splendid flowers and fairy down, than the too-well-tended lawn.” I encourage you to adopt his attitude toward everything in your life for the next few weeks. Always opt for unruly beauty over tidy regimentation. Choose lush vitality over pruned efficiency. Blend your fate with influ-

ences that exult in creative expressiveness, genial fertility and deep feelings. (PS: Cultural critic Michael Pollan says, “A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.”)

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sep. 22): I praise and celebrate you for your skills at helping other people access their resources and activate their potentials. I hope you are rewarded well for your gorgeous service. If you are not, please figure out how to correct the problem in the coming months. If you are feeling extra bold, consider these two additional assignments: 1) Upgrade your skills at helping yourself access your own resources and activate your own potential. 2) Be forthright and straightforward in asking the people you help to help you.

LIBRA (Sep. 23-Oct. 22): I don’t regard a solar eclipse as a bad omen. On the contrary, I believe it may purge and cleanse stale old karma. On some occasions, I have seen it flush away emotional debts and debris that have been accumulating for years. So how shall we interpret the total solar eclipse that will electrify your astrological house of intimate togetherness in the coming days? I think it’s a favorable time to be brave and daring as you upgrade your best relationships. What habits and patterns are you ready to reinvent and reconfigure? What new approaches are you willing to experiment with?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): At your best, you Scorpios are not invasive manipulators. Rather, you are catalysts. You are instigators of transformation, resurrectors of dead energy, awakeners of numb minds. The people you influence may not be aware that they long to draw on your influence. They may think you are somehow imposing it on them, when, in fact, you are simply being your genuine, intense self and they are reaching out to absorb your unruly healing. In the coming weeks, please keep in mind what I’ve said here.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In my astrological opinion, it’s prime time for you to shower big wild favors on your beautiful self. Get the fun under way with a period of rigorous self-care: a physical checkup, perhaps, and visits with the dentist, therapist, hairstylist and acupuncturist. Try new healing agents

and seek precise magic that enhances and uplifts your energy. I trust you will also call on luxurious indulgences like a massage, a psychic reading, gourmet meals, an emotionally potent movie, exciting new music and long, slow love-making. Anything else, Sagittarius? Make a list and carry out these tasks with the same verve and determination you would give to any important task.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The coming days will be a favorable time for you to wrestle with an angel or play chess with a devil. You will have extraordinary power in any showdown or collaboration with spiritual forces. Your practical intelligence will serve you well in encounters with nonrational enigmas and supernatural riddles. Here’s a hot tip: Never assume that any being, human or divine, is holier or wiser than you. You will have a special knack for finding compassionate solutions to address even the knottiest dilemmas.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your featured organ of the month is your nose. This may sound beyond the scope of predictable possibilities, but I’m serious: You will make robust decisions and discriminating choices if you get your sniffer fully involved. So I advise you to favor and explore whatever smells good. Cultivate a nuanced appreciation for what aromas can reveal. If there’s a hint of a stink or an odd tang, go elsewhere. The saying “follow your nose” is especially applicable. PS: I recommend you take steps to expose yourself to a wide array of scents that energize you and boost your mood.

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): When is the best time to ask for a raise or an increase in benefits? Can astrology reveal favorable periods for being aggressive about getting more of what you want? In the system I use, the time that’s 30 to 60 days after your birthday is most likely to generate good results. Another phase is 210 to 240 days after your birthday. Keep in mind that these estimates may be partly fanciful and playful and mythical. But then in my philosophy, fanciful and playful and mythical actions have an honored place. Self-fulfilling prophecies are more likely to be fulfilled if you regard them as fun experiments rather than serious, literal rules.

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FUN COUPLE LOOKING FOR EXPLORATION

We are a secure couple who enjoy the outdoors, good wine, great food, playing with each other, exploring our boundaries and trying new things. We are 47 and 50, looking for a fun couple or bi man to play and explore with us. We are easygoing, and we’d love to meet you and see where our mutual adventures take us. vthappycouple, 50, seeking: M, Cp, Gp

LOVERS OF LIFE

We are a 40s couple, M/F, looking for adventurous encounters with openminded, respectful M/F or couples. Looking to enjoy sexy encounters, FWBs, short term or long term. sunshines, 43 seeking: M, W, Q, Cp

EXPLORING THREESOMES AND FOURSOMES

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HANDSOME HANDYMAN

I spy a tall, dark-haired hunk often fixing up the house next door. Wondering if you wanted to grab a Caprese sandwich at City Market sometime soon? When: Tuesday, March 12, 2024. Where: N. Prospect St., Burlington.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #915971

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GOT YOUR ATTENTION?

Handsome guy. Your gorgeous eyes definitely got my attention. I’d really like to know if there’s a chance I could meet you for dinner, lunch, breakfast, bag your groceries, carry your bags to the car? Don’t be shy; your eyes weren’t. When: Monday, March 25, 2024. Where: Trader Joe’s. You: Man. Me: Man. #915970

EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS MAGIC

Were you singing to me? You were fingering those bass strings expertly at open mic night. I raised my glass in your honor, a salute to your bravery. Later you were standing beside me, waiting to seal your instrument back into its large case! You radiated heat, a tantalizing “come hither” vibration. You could ask for my number. Why not? When: ursday, March 21, 2024. Where: the Whammy Bar. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915969

FULL MOON, SPICY MERMAID

I see your soul under the full moon. It peers into mine when you look into my eyes. Our beings intertwined in such a beautiful way. e way life flickers against our beings like flames from a fire. We have traveled across time and space to be where we are together. You are loved unconditionally, beautiful woman! Many adventures ahead. When: Friday, March 22, 2024. Where: Calais. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915968

TRUE NORTH

I spy, out of the corner of my eye, someone driving by. It feels like we’re strangers passing like ships in the night. I give way when all I want is to be overtaken. When: Saturday, March 16, 2024. Where: central Vermont.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #915967

UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR

To the petite college girl who lives above me: I wouldn’t mind if you wanted to come downstairs to say hi. I’m sure we’d click. If things get heated, we can call the fire department and they’ll be here in seconds flat. When: Sunday, March 17, 2024. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915966

WILD SATURDAY NIGHT, ESSEX HANNAFORD

6:45 p.m. You: orange jacket, brown hair, shopping with a single grocery bag, sporting the only mustache I’ve ever found attractive in my life. Me: purple jacket, messy ponytail, shopping with my mom. We made eye contact in the produce section, and I smiled at you by the Mexican food. You looked like a deer in headlights. When: Saturday, March 9, 2024. Where: Hannaford, Essex. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915965

RICHMOND, SATURDAY MORNING, JOGGING HELLO

Just before 11 a.m. Me: M, tall, graying hair, glasses. You: F, petite, black hair in a bun, jogging up Bridge Street as I walked from home to the post office. en you turned left by the dentist. We’ve waved hello before as you’ve jogged by. Wondering if you’d like to talk sometime over coffee/tea/ whatever? When: Saturday, March 9, 2024. Where: Richmond village. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915964

REVEREND Ask

De Rev end, I need to be at work during the upcoming solar eclipse. I have two cats and a dog that will be at home, and I’m wondering how they are going to react, especially when it gets dark during the day. Is there anything I should do to prepare them for it, or am I just overthinking?

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VIOLET VEST VOTER

I was waiting in line to vote, you were on your way out, and our eyes locked for much more than a mere moment. Buy a lady lunch at Leunig’s? When: Tuesday, March 5, 2024. Where: Ward 3 polls. You: Man. Me: Trans woman. #915963

THREE IS BETTER THAN TWO

e secretary of state’s website says only three people in the entire state voted “Ceasefire” in the primary. Just so happens I’m one and I work with the second person. Who’s our third? Kind and curious to meet a like-minded voter! Free Palestine! When: Tuesday, March 5, 2024. Where: somewhere in a Green Mountain State polling center.

You: Group. Me: Woman. #915962

NEWSBOY CAP CUTIE!

I first saw you in line at Trials of Cato and Talisk. Was a bop, eh? You looked at me several times and had the cutest cap. Just wanted to inform you that you look like some 1920s dreamboat. Sigh! When: Saturday, January 27, 2024. Where: Higher Ground.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #915961

RE: LOOKING FOR A COMPANION

at’s what I’m talking about! Glad you found someone who respects you. Dating is hard. As the folks from America said, “Don’t give up until you drink from the silver cup.” When: Saturday, March 2, 2024. Where: Seven Days I Spy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915960

LOVE YOU

I feel like I’m getting onto a boat for a long journey, but all I want is to go back to the shore to live with you. I believe firmly that my heart, mind and soul always were and still are with you. When: ursday, February 29, 2024. Where: life. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915958

PAULA ON MATCH

Seen your ad on Match. St. Albans, early 60s, woman. Like your photo, nicelooking gal. Wanted to write and say hi, but your ad was gone. Miss seeing you. Looking for long-term friendship. Are you coming back to Match? We could chat or have a date. I sent you a like. Your secret admirer. When: ursday, January 25, 2024. Where: Match. com. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915957

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CONDUCTOR BUMBLE

Hi, Conductor Bumble! anks for a nice ride to NYC — or maybe you got off in Albany with the “crew changes.” Your smile and overall pleasant demeanor made the trip more delightful. Just stay out of the maple-flavored “goodies.”

When: Saturday, February 24, 2024. Where: Amtrak, Ethan Allen Line. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915956

SAW YOU AT TRADER JOE’S

We crossed paths by the vegetables, where we made eye contact. You had glasses, as did I, and you were wearing a black coat. I was in blue. Instead of approaching you, I froze after the smile exchange. Would love to get a chance to meet you again. When: Friday, February 23, 2024. Where: Trader Joe’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915955

RE: FRIENDLY KENNEDY DR. WAVE

I’m glad that I could make your day, and yes, I would love to meet you for a coffee or drink — just name the place! When: Saturday, February 3, 2024. Where: Kennedy Dr. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915954

FAT-BIKE FLIRT

Erica, it was fun meeting you on Perry Hill. I was so giddy when the groomer passed us above S’mores. e best part of my day was talking to you while I caught my breath. May I join you on your next ride? When: Sunday, February 18, 2024. Where: Waterbury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915953

BUMBLESTUMBLE

We were doing really well, I thought, but I had a family emergency and you ended our chat. You have my number and my name. Please reach out, and we can keep growing? When: Monday, February 12, 2024. Where: Bumble. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915952

FRIDAY AT DUNKIN’

8:30 a.m. We exchanged glances multiple times at the Shelburne Road Dunkin’, both of us waiting for our drinks. You: blonde, jacket, black yoga pants, Sorels, sunglasses. Me: brown hair, jeans, blue jacket. Can I buy you coffee next time over conversation? When: Friday, February 9, 2024. Where: Dunkin’. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915949

KIND WORDS WITH NICK

Nick and your adorable pooch: ank you for your kind conversation while walking up the hill at the waterfront. I hope to see you at the plunge next year! When: Saturday, February 10, 2024. Where: Burlington waterfront (I was asking for directions). You: Man. Me: Woman. #915951

LOOKING FOR LOVE

Trying to reach user “Kate.” ought it could be here in the I Spy. Any chance you would like to get a coffee? I am a bit south of your age range, though. When: Sunday, February 11, 2024. Where: I Spy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915948

THE LAMP SHOP IN BURLINGTON

I was browsing, and you offered to help me a couple of times. You were confused because I didn’t seem very interested in the lamps, until I told you I was with a friend who was shopping. I liked your look and your confident energy. I’m intrigued. When: Saturday, February 3, 2024. Where: the Lamp Shop, Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #915946

NICE GUY AT ECLECTIC VT

I enjoyed our brief encounter at checkout. at Texas/Vermont connection is real. Wish I could have met your senior dog. ey are the best. Maybe next time. When: Saturday, February 3, 2024. Where: Eclectic VT, Church St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915945

SHAW’S, VERGENNES, ROASTED CHICKEN

Attractive blonde at checkout. We discussed the convenience of buying a roasted chicken. e teller chimed in with a soup suggestion. Let’s make soup together. When: Saturday, February 3, 2024. Where: Shaw’s, Vergennes. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915944

HAPPY BORN DAY!

e happiest born day to my love. I look at you and see all the possibilities of our future together. e laughs and inside jokes. e way you look at my stupid face with so much love and compassion. So grab your flannel panties and let’s explore this journey called life together. In my heart and thoughts always. When: Saturday, February 10, 2024. Where: Calais. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915943

Unlike humans, other animals live in the moment and don’t get worked up with anticipation for such things as celestial events. If your pets are well adjusted and accustomed to being on their own while you’re at work, there really isn’t much reason to worry.

as though there were going to be fireworks. Close the curtains and leave a TV or a radio on as a distraction from any unusual noises. If you want to go the extra mile, leave a light on and put out some catnip for the kitties and an extra chew toy for the dog.

Most likely, to them it will be just another day. Although they may question their internal clocks when it gets dark in the afternoon — if they even notice — it will only be for a few minutes. ey’ll probably go right back to napping as soon as it’s over.

If you live near an area where people will be gathering to view the eclipse, you may want to prepare

Hopefully your cats are indoor only, but if they do go outside, keep them in for the day. I’m certain they wouldn’t be out there damaging their little eyeballs by staring at the sun, but they could get spooked by the people and noises. Not to mention the fact that there will be more cars on the streets.

If your pets suffer from separation anxiety or have any health issues that are causing you to be concerned, give your veterinarian a call.

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