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THE PLOT THICKENS Charlie Krumholz is a nice guy, but Mark Aiken’s “Tiller Man” profile [May 3] should have dug deeper. The Burlington community gardens are tilled twice yearly, primarily as a short-term weed control, because that’s the way it’s always been done. That’s how Maggie Leugers, a head Park and Recker, explained the practice to me last fall, when I was protesting the plowing of my garden plot. This approach to soil care is way outdated and unusual in a city-run community garden. The Northeast’s most forward-thinking gardeners, like Eliot Coleman and Ed Smith, don’t till their home gardens. They build their soil structure with surface applications of compost and let nature’s tillers, earthworms, do their work. Tractor tilling destroys soil structure, inverting and blending topsoil and sub-soils while disturbing earthworm habitat. Leaving soils uncovered during the harsh winters also erodes the compost amendments of the previous year. Weed seeds in the top three inches of the soil are re-circulated by tractor tilling. Weeds, which can be a gardener’s nemesis, could be better controlled in an untilled plot with a few seasons of dedicated picking. Lisa Coven, Leugers’ fellow Park and Recker and the city’s designated land steward, labels Charlie Krumholz a volunteer. Charlie receives $22 per year per

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McCain and Falwell: Who Will Blink First? (edited for length) It was bound to happen. If Senator John McCain wants a shot at the White House in 2008, then he has to suck it up and court the religious right. Apparently he has gone straight to the head man. After criticizing Jerry Falwall as an agent of intolerance, McCain and Jerry have tried to make nice. It’s amazing how far two men will go to acheive a common goal. McCain has to swallow his pride and have his picture taken with Falwell. Falwell has to accept that McCain is not quite in the same camp on issues such as gay marriage. I for one am glad to see a moderating influence rise to prominence in the Republican party. I’m sick of the religious right determining the agenda. I don’t want the next election to center on gay marriage. While I’m not in the same place as McCain, I do agree with him that we need to set things right in Iraq instead of pulling out and leaving a bigger mess. To his credit he made a very generous comment [in his commencement speech at Falwell’s Liberty University]: “Americans should argue about this war,” he said. “It has cost the lives of nearly 2,500 of the best of us. It has taken innocent life. It has imposed an enormous financial burden on our economy.” This is more than I can ever expect from W... In any case, here’s hoping for an election in 2008 that will focus on real issues. Posted May 13 by Ed Cyzewski Cyzewski also blogs at www.edcyz.com Visit Cathy’s blog — 802 Online: A blog about Vermont, its media and its internets — for a growing list of Vermont blogs: http://7Dblogs.com/802online

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plot, an amount that’s about 40 percent of the city’s per-plot fee. For the 350 or so plots in the city’s community gardens (150 alone at Tommy Thompson’s in the Intervale), Charlie’s volunteerism nets him $7700 or more per year. I doubt that other garden volunteers are receiving similar checks. Coven’s misleading label does serve another purpose: drawing a clear line between who makes management decisions for the community gardens (Leugers and Coven) and who implements them (the volunteers). The volunteer Garden Advisory Board has no real power, so it rubber-stamps Park and Rec’s decisions, celebrates its own volunteerism with perks and parties, and talks in circles. Coordinators of the individual gardens are likewise free to pace the cages of their own zoos. The lack of procedures within individual gardens for handling complaints or grievances and managing-coordinator entrenchment mirrors a similar lack at the Park and Rec level. Leugers and Coven, like some individual garden coordinators, don’t like their decisions questioned or challenged. Community gardeners have abdicated too much responsibility to these city employees. Their gardens and their community would be better served by a change. Chris Beneke 2/13/06

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FLIGHT OF FANCY? Five stars by Kisonak for United 93, a cinematic incarnation of some of the most misleading deceptions in American history? Consider the following: Those “heroic” phone calls from the airplanes that “we listen in on” were faked; cellphones have less than a 1 percent chance of working at those altitudes. No plane wreckage and no human bodies were found at the site in Pennsylvania where Flight 93 was supposed to have crashed. The pilot of the plane that allegedly struck the Pentagon was a former Pentagon employee. His work? Simulating attacks (“war games”) on the Pentagon by hijacked planes. Now, if you want to be frightened stupid by hand-sculpted scapegoats, by all means, hijack yourself a seat at the multiplex for United 93 and prepare to be assaulted with a steady stream of insultingly comfortable, feel-good heroism. Or, you can saddle up the Internet and take a more informed view of 9/11 as state repression, false-flag terrorism. Watching documentaries like Painful Deceptions or The Great Conspiracy (Google video for free) isn’t easy or fun, but what’s better, that or lies? In sum: Do impoverished people around the world want to attack the U.S. empire? Yes, some. But do they have the means to do what

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9/11 accomplished? Not a chance in hell. Reject this B.S. — just like the story about the WMDs. Joseph Mengele, the “doctor of death,” once said, “The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.” “Is America ready for a film about 9/11?” If the answer is yes, and you’re meaning Loose Change, the criminals in power have a hefty surprise coming down the alley. The answer to that is up to us. Evan Long BURLINGTON

VICIOUS ON VISCUS In the April 26 issue of Seven Days, Jake Rutter reviewed (lambasted) the Viscus CD Merging. As someone who’s heard the CD and seen Viscus play live many times, I disagree with many points in the review. But what really bothered me was Rutter’s apparent need to make himself appear witty by mercilessly comparing Viscus’ music to a cheesy theme song in a “Saturday Night Live” skit. If you didn’t like the CD, fine, but it’s going overboard to put down

a band just so your review has catchy opening and closing paragraphs. You complain about the length of the songs and the lyrics. Five- to 6-minute songs are not that long unless you have a short, little attention span and have inundated your brain with 3-minute pop songs. Conscious, positive lyrics are a lot better than the same old “My baby left me, now I’m blue.” Maybe Viscus is over your head. The band members are excellent musicians and hard-working guys who play original music locally.

Ever heard of supporting your local musicians? Your reviews would be better if you wrote without resorting to vicious and unnecessary putdowns at the band’s expense. I hope local music lovers will ignore your one lousy review, go out to see Viscus, and have a listen themselves. Megan Garrity LYNDONVILLE

CUTTING LOOSE In response to your “foreign affairs” column [“Long Distance Operators,” May 10], let’s cut to the chase. The global economy’s #1 vital resource is fossil-fuel energy. The world is fast approaching global peak oil capacity — we humans have used up around 50 percent of the black gold, and we’ve got a maximum of maybe 30 years of the crude left. The greater Middle East holds roughly 60 percent of the world’s recoverable energy reserves. The United States government is behaving like all other imperial governments in history: aggressively acting around the world to preserve access to this most precious of resources. The events of 9/11 provided the lever for the U.S. invasion of Iraq, which, far from being “incompetent” or “inept” in execution, is working quite well so far. The U.S. military/industrial/media complex toppled the Hussein regime, and the bloody chaos that has ensued provides the rationale for

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MIDDLEBURY — John Gelineau of Eden could never put a price on the life of his son, Christopher, a 23-year-old Army National Guardsman who was killed in Mosul, Iraq, on April 20, 2004. But Gelineau has calculated what his son’s life — and the lives of more than 2400 other American soldiers killed in Iraq — has been worth to Halliburton: about $71 per share. According to Gelineau, that’s how much the price of the military contractor’s stock has risen since the start of the war. “In 2002, Halliburton’s earnings were negative 8 cents per share,” Gelineau said last week. “In 2005, their profits reached $4.54 per share. If you don’t think there’s some war profiteering going on here, you’ve got your head stuck in the sand.” Gelineau spoke about his son’s death in slow, halting breaths that reveal his exasperation with the war. He was one of three Vermonters who spoke last week at Middlebury College. The presentation, titled “Back From Iraq,” was meant to remind listeners that behind every soldier serving in Iraq are families, friends and community members whose lives will also be irrevocably altered by the traumas of war. Like other military family members who’ve lost loved ones in Iraq, Gelineau says that at first he couldn’t speak publicly about his loss, or his anger at the Bush administration. But today he and his wife Iuliana are members of Gold Star Families for Peace, a growing antiwar group founded by Cindy Sheehan that has become one of the most potent voices in the antiwar movement. Another such voice is Drew Cameron, a retired U.S. Army sergeant. The Winooski resident told the Middlebury audience of about 50 people that he was one of the lucky ones — he came home from Iraq in one piece. Between April and December 2003, Cameron’s unit was deployed just north of Baghdad at Camp Anaconda. Every day, he said, he

I came back a different person. I couldn’t stand the monotone voices of people reporting on the madness. I had to do something. RETIRED U.S. ARMY SERGEANT DREW CAMERON

was greeted back at the base by a black plume of smoke that hung over the camp from all the incinerated waste and a sign that read, in English and Arabic, “Working with the Iraqi people for peace and prosperity.” Cameron, who admited he was “fairly neutral” about the war at its outset, said he quickly grew disillusioned. The change in attitude came from many sources: his unit’s Vietnam-era flak jackets that do little to protect them from improvised explosive devices; the depleted uranium shells that are poisoning the Iraqis’ soil and groundwater; the third-country nationals who are hired by civilian contractors while millions of Iraqis go without jobs. Cameron said he was finally struck by the “absurdity” of his mission when a convoy he was riding in accidentally rear-ended a Mercedes carrying an Iraqi family. As the parents pulled their injured and mangled children from the twisted wreckage, Cameron’s section chief ordered the convoy to keep moving lest they come under attack. The injured family was left bleeding and unattended on the median of a four-lane highway. “I remember thinking, we have medics in our convoy. We’re trained in First Aid. We have extra room in our trucks,” Cameron recalled. “Instead, we rolled on with our mission of ‘Working with the Iraqi people for peace and prosperity.’” Today, Cameron is an outspoken member of Iraq Veterans Against the War. The organization calls for the immediate withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq, for reparations to be paid to the Iraqi victims, and the expansion

of benefits to all U.S. veterans. Cameron noted that his own “tipping point” to speak publicly about the war came after he returned home and couldn’t put the memories of war behind him. “I came back a different person,” he said. “I couldn’t stand the monotone voices of people reporting on the madness. I had to do something.” Cameron and Gelineau’s experiences aren’t unique, said Joseph Gainza, field coordinator for the Vermont chapter of the American Friends Service Committee. Gainza, who also spoke at the Middlebury event, explained that the price of this war will be paid by those who live through it and by future generations as well. He pointed out, for example, that a recent study found the grandchildren of Australian veterans of the Vietnam War have a suicide rate three times the national average. Gainza also noted that about half the homeless men in the United States are veterans. “This is the true cost of war,” he said, “and we have to always ask ourselves, ‘Is it worth it?’” Like Gelineau and Cameron, Gainza is pushing for the immediate withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq — a position that is apparently supported by a growing number of U.S. soldiers and Marines. A Zogby poll conducted in February of 300 military personnel stationed in Iraq found that 72 percent of them want the troops to be brought home within a year; 29 percent say they should be withdrawn immediately. Forty-two percent described the U.S. role in Iraq as “hazy.” Since 2002, 24 soldiers with Vermont ties have been killed in the war. m

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SWANTON — Vermont’s emergency responders don’t have any serious deficiencies when it comes to their ability to handle a major terrorist attack near the U.S.-Canada border. But there are still some “chinks in the armor” that need to be fixed. That was the assessment last week from the “after-action report” on “Operation Double Impact,” the first-ever joint U.S.Canadian disaster-preparedness drill, according to Lt. Jim Colgan, northern field manager of the Vermont Department of Homeland Operation Double Security. Impact, which was held at the Franklin County Airport on October 13, 2005, tested emergency responders from Québec and Vermont on a simulated cross-border terrorist incident. In it, hijackers “exploded” two tanker trucks filled with chlorine gas — one in St. Armand, Québec, and the other in downtown Swanton. About 254 responders from more than 13 federal, state and local agencies participated in the one-day drill. The exercise, which cost more than $100,000, was paid for by the Vermont Department of Homeland Security but included about a year’s worth of planning, training, equipment purchases and rentals. Drills like this one are designed to help emergency planners spot weak links in their response chain — information bottlenecks, deficiencies in resources or training, equipment malfunctions and improper or inadequate procedures. For security reasons, the final report itself won’t be made public; it’s considered “unclassified but sensitive information.” According

to Colgan, the report determined that Vermont’s emergency responders “did a great job” but still need improvement in some areas. Among them: cellphone capabili-

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“Do we need more stuff? Yes. And the report shows that we need more stuff,” Prouty says. “We need more equipment and we need more training. But we’re already asking our volunteers to do a lot.” Small, part-time fire departments such as Swanton’s must also weigh the costs and benefits of investing in counterterrorism preparation when other, more immediate day-to-day needs also require their attention. He notes, for example, that Swanton Village is looking to buy a new fire engine, at a cost of $280,000. “In the big scheme of things, the local taxpayer is going to ask, ‘Are we going to spend that money on something we need every day,” he asks, “or on the one-time, available what-if scenario?’” exclusively at The after-action report was prepared by Community Research Associates (CRA) of Alexandria, Virginia, a privately owned consulting firm that specializes in terrorism preparation and response. 40 church street, burlington • 862-5051 • mon-thu 10-7, fri-sat 10-8, sun 11-5 CRA created the scenario for the Vermont Office of Emergency 5/15/06 12:39:22 PM Management and provided all the 2x4-sweet051706.indd 1 “injects,” or simulated events and intelligence, which kept the exercise moving forward. m

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WINOOSKI — The Onion City’s urban landscape has ish high school, double the state’s average. changed over the past few years, and not just TAB member and WHS senior Han Duong, whose because of the new buildings downtown. Since 2003, family came to Winooski from Vietnam a decade a group of about 20 Winooski teenagers known as ago, says these bad-news statistics get exacerbated the Teen Advisory Board — aided by an by the adolescent rumor mill. “Other kids have this AmeriCorps*VISTA worker and a liaison from the impression that we all carry guns and knives to nonprofit Casey Family Services — has been workschool,” she says. “We don’t.” ing to improve access to recreational opportunities Duong, who will attend the University of for the city’s youth. Like the construction crews, Vermont next fall, notes that this bad impression is making they’re progress. In February 2005, they christened the Underground, Winooski’s teen center, which is open three nights a week in the basement of the Champlain Mill. HAN DUONG, WINOOSKI HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR In June, the group plans to unveil a skatepark. This summer, they’re also starting Veggie Town, a community garden that will help teens learn about agriculture and feed local lowincome families. Several TAB members hope to spread the word about their activities through a 20minute TV show they filmed recently at Channel 17 studios in Burlington. The seven members who appear in the short film are taking part in the Our Voices, Our Communities teen leadership development effort, funded by a $2500 grant from the Vermont Children’s Forum. The money paid for the video, which will air on Channel 17, as well as trips for the teens to Petra Cliffs and Farm and Wilderness Camp. The group has invited the public to attend a screening of the show, followed by a discussion, at the Winooski Family Center on Thursday, May 18, at 5 p.m. The video, a mock newscast, begins with Winooski High School seniors Marilyn Mora and Christian Seymour explaining that the production is seeking to counter prevailing perceptions. “Stereotypes include that Winooski is a bad place to live,” Seymour intones earnestly, “and Winooski teens are no good.” The OVOC participants then describe their various projects in greater detail. They interview the Veggie Town coordinator, and WHS student Chynna Swann, a member of the Vermont Teen Leadership Safety Program. The a deeply ingrained part of the area’s culture. She video is admittedly amateurish, but their intenrecalls that during a bus ride to Burlington, her tions are serious. “We hope to change the drug driver said when she was in school, everyone called and alcohol abuse, and the amount of teen pregthe kids in Winooski “river rats.” nancies we have in Winooski,” Swann explains to Erin Buckwalter, Winooski’s AmeriCorps*VISTA the viewer. teen coordinator, says the teens she meets with It’s hard to deny that some Winooski kids are each week during the school year are a dedicated struggling. According the 2000 U.S. Census, nearly crew. She’d like the larger community to recognize 20 percent of Winooski residents under 18 live the group’s momentum. below the poverty line. And Winooski High School “It’s been a really awesome project,” she says of had one of the highest dropout rates in the state in the video. “This is a way to show all the good things 2005 — more than 5 percent of students didn’t finthat are going on.” m

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or fans of Democratic gubernatorial challenger Scudder Parker, the final week of the legislative session was painful to watch. Already considered a long shot this fall in a head-to-head against Vermont’s premier career politician, Mr. Parker’s shot appeared to get even longer when Republican Gov. Jim Douglas took over the spotlight in the closing days of the session. In a dazzling display of political mastery and experience, Gov. Douglas got the Democratic leadership to bend so far on their over-hyped health-care reform bill that he’ll be able to claim the legislation as his very own! Way to go, Democratic leadership! You see, the biggest weakness of the Vermont Democratic Party is that it operates as if one hand has no clue what the other is doing. It hurt serious reform advocates to watch the Democratic leadership of rookie House Speaker Gaye Symington and veteran State Sen. Peter Welch, the wannabe congressman, simply bend and bend on the party’s already-watered-down bill. One can imagine the Douglas TV spots this fall in which our Republican governor will brag about standing up to the “extremists” as Vermont’s true champion of sustainable health-care reform! In the end, the top Ds didn’t have the political spine to go home to the voters with a second consecutive gubernatorial veto on health care. Why not? Two years ago, rebounding from the civil-unions backlash, the Democrats took back the House by promising Vermonters they would deliver on real health-care reform. When Rep. Gaye Symington of Jericho moved into the Speaker’s chair, spirits were high. But the Democrats learned from last year’s gubernatorial veto that the “real” reform they’re talking about simply cannot happen as long as Republican Jim Douglas is governor. This year the Democrats lowered their sights and dedicated themselves to passing modest legislation that Gov. Scissorhands would sign. They behaved like good little boys and girls, hoping the Big Daddy in the governor’s chair would finally give them his blessing. As the endgame unfolded, Gov. Scissorhands played the Democrats like a violin. Every time they bent as far as they said they could go, Jimbo made them bend a little more. It was clear who was in charge at crunch time, and it wasn’t the Democratic legislature, folks. Many rank-and-file Democrats had welcomed a second consecutive Douglas health-care veto. It would have made the stakes perfectly clear for voters in November and given a big boost to Scudder Whatshisname’s uphill campaign. But the leadership behaved as if there is no November election. As if Jim Douglas is king of Vermont rather than just a governor serving a two-year term. “I think a lot of people wanted a veto,” conceded Douglas’ top political advisor Neale Lunderville. “But this is one of the governor’s great strengths — the long-term view.” Lunderville said the last-minute

health-care deal was a trademark example of Douglas’ “patience and common sense.” “The governor said we can stay at the table and make this happen,” said Neale. “He kept them right there until he got what he needed, and they got what they needed.” Lunderville called it a “true compromise.” “Inside Track” suggested it was more than that, perhaps a stroke of true genius? After all, we asked, hasn’t Gov. Douglas just taken health-care reform, the Democrats’ top issue, off the table as far as the fall election goes? Lunderville didn’t say a word. He didn’t have to. He just chuckled on the other end of the phone line. All we could do was chuckle along with him. Why the Democrat cave-in, you ask? Well, a possible explanation is that Sen. Welch desperately wants to get elected to the U.S. House and is aware of the Guv’s popularity. Or is it Welcher’s desire not to offend the business community that Guv. Scissorhands represents? Or maybe a little of both, eh? As for Speaker Symington, longtime observers just shake their heads. Unlike her predecessors, she doesn’t appear to have hardball politics in her blood. She shows no awareness of the fact that, in politics, the action is in the reaction. A second gubernatorial veto on health care is just what the Democrats needed to fire up the party faithful, as well as independents, who so far have trusted Jim Douglas. A second Scissorhands veto would have clearly demonstrated that our current governor is Vermont’s leading protector of the private health-insurance industry and the number-one roadblock to the real reform the Democrats were elected to deliver in 2004. With the Statehouse dust settling this week, we asked Parker the challenger how it felt to get sold out on health care by his fellow Ds? “They were not focused on my campaign, or what I was doing, and I think that’s probably appropriate,” said Scudder. “They have to do what they can do as the current sitting legislature trying to deal with a governor who is intransigent in terms of any structural reform of health care.” He has a way with words, doesn’t he? But Democratic leaders, we noted, behaved like they had forgotten what they all said one year ago after the first Douglas veto — that real reform could not happen with Jimbo on the Fifth Floor. Parker took a deep breath. He knows full well the Democratic cave-in on health care has seriously downsized what once was his top campaign issue. “Here’s what I’ll say,” replied Scudder. “I think the legislature has dragged Jim Douglas absolutely as far as he will go on health care. If people of this state believe there’s more change needed, or a different approach to change needed, then you need to elect me.”

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“conservatives� you’ll ever meet, was the only one of three scheduled Republican congressional candidates to show up Monday morning for a one-hour debate on WVMT radio in Colchester. Martha Rainville, the exNational Guard general who was barely a nose ahead of Shepard in last week’s Ch. 3 poll, let everyone know ahead of time she wasn’t coming. But Denny Morrisseau’s noshow was a surprise. More on that later. There will be a “straw poll� on Saturday at the GOP state convention in Barre. Rainville, the choice of party bosses, is expected to clean up. But after recent gaffes over a possible resignation by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Marvelous Martha has been laying low. Even her campaign website — http://www. martharainville.com — has been real quiet. No press releases in a month! Sen. Shepard, by the way, did a fine job on WVMT. He’s not an “all things to all people� kind of politician. He speaks plain English and isn’t afraid to let folks know where he stands. One caller expressed the views of many, telling the Bennington state senator he was a “breath of fresh air� because he was “crystalclear� on his positions, unlike “wishy-washy Martha.� The congressional race is a biggie. Two more years of one-party rule will be disastrous. In that context we asked Shepard a “hypothetical� question: What would you do to a president who took the country to war based on lies? “Well, I’m not going to answer that for you, OK?� replied Shepard, who then proceeded to do just that. “Obviously,� said the GOP hopeful, “there’s some people who feel it was a lie. Some people who feel it was based on misinformation. I don’t think I’ll answer that, if it’s OK with you, because I don’t know that it was a lie. OK?� We kept our mouth shut and Shepard just kept going. “There certainly was misinformation,� he conceded. “I don’t think there’s any question about that. But that’s different than someone volitionally going forward on a lie, and that hasn’t been shown to my satisfaction at this point.� Stay tuned. Where’s Denny? — GOP candidate Morrisseau has been flooding reporters’ email boxes for months with press releases and attentiongrabbing statements. But Denny hasn’t gotten much coverage. The mainstream press apparently sees him as “out there on the fringe.� Morrisseau informs “Inside Track� this week that he did not attend the WVMT debate, or two other radio “debates� this week, because Shepard arranged them and he had questions about the format. Also, they were all “up north� — a long drive from Morrisseau’s current residence in West Pawlet. Instead, Denny says his focus has been on preparing for this

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the straight dope Dear Cecil, According to urban legend, while garlic oil is harmless when consumed, it’s lethal if it gets into your bloodstream. Supposedly, this is why mafiosi used to coat their bullets in garlic oil — so if the shot was off-center and hit your shoulder or something it would kill you anyway. I was wondering if you could explain the truth (or lack thereof ) or devise some sort of scientific/pseudoscientific experiment so that I and others like me can rest easier at night. David Bowles, via email

You might think the only parties that need to fear garlic are (a) people stuck in an elevator with somebody who just had a big Italian meal and (b) the undead. Not so. Scientific experiments (and where do you get off insinuating we truck with any other kind?) indisputably prove: garlic kills. Granted, what it mainly kills are lab rats and mice, a fact usually conceded when discussing what a boon to humanity Allium sativum, as the eggheads call it, has otherwise proven to be. Still, I figure the public has a right to know. First the good news. Not only does garlic have documented antibiotic and anticholesterol properties, research suggests it may help prevent cancer and cardiovascular disease. Interestingly in view of your question, as recently as World War II garlic was used to prevent infection of battle wounds. We now know it’s ineffective for that purpose, but clearly getting it in your bloodstream doesn’t mean certain death. For all its benefits, garlic has long had the reputation of being one spice-rack staple you don’t want to get on the wrong side of, as its traditional use as a vampire and werewolf repellent suggests. No doubt its mystique stems largely from its notoriously pungent odor and the ease with which it moves through your body to your breath and skin the next day. (What you’re smelling is acetone, the volatile chemical used to remove nail polish, plus other odiferous garlic breakdown products.) Those effects aren’t limited to garlic — other herbs and spices, such as fenugreek, do the same. Garlic oil is especially strong because it’s concentrated, several hundred times as potent as fresh garlic. A more serious issue is that, though listed as “generally recognized as safe” by federal regulators, in large enough doses garlic is poisonous. The potentially toxic ingredients are largely the same ones that give garlic its culinary and therapeutic benefits, namely sulfur-containing compounds formed as a natural defense mechanism when the garlic plant is chopped or crushed. The one often touted by garlic enthusiasts is allicin, but be skeptical if anybody tries to sell you some — allicin breaks down quickly and most commercial garlic preparations don’t contain any. The chemicals of interest are allicin derivatives. What does garlic poisoning do to you? According to the literature its effects in humans are diverse enough to include stomach ulcers, bronchial asthma, anemia, vertigo and suppression of testicular functions. Since

garlic also has blood-thinning properties, people with hemophilia shouldn’t take it medicinally. So, if you’re a Mafia hit man, do you dip your bullets in a little garlic on the theory that if you don’t kill your guy, at least you’ll suppress his testicular functions? I don’t think so — you want a fatal dose. For guidance in this regard we turn to rodent studies, which indicate that if you feed enough garlic oil to rats, they die of acute pulmonary edema — i.e., fluid in the lungs. The reported 50-percent-lethal doses (i.e., fatal to half the target population) vary quite a bit among the different chemicals in garlic; the lowest one I found, for an allicin metabolite called diallyl disulfide, is 130 milligrams per kilogram of body weight. For a 70-kilogram human (about 154 pounds), we get an LD-50 of 9.1 grams, or roughly a third of an ounce. Fifty-fifty lethality isn’t very impressive, so to be safe we’d better double that to 18 grams. While that may not seem like much, a .38-caliber bullet weighs on the order of 10 grams. Could you pack 18 grams of garlic juice into one somehow? Conceivably, but then what you’ve got isn’t so much a garlic-coated bullet as a ballistic garlic delivery system. I suppose you could use less garlic, but as our earlier discussion suggests, too small a dose could have the undesirable effect of improving the victim’s health. In short, while garlic may inspire fear on a mythic Sicilian-vegetable-of-doom level, as a practical tool of homicide it stinks. Incidentally, another danger associated with garlic is potential botulism contamination — in 1989 the FDA banned certain garlic-in-oil mixes for that reason. The problem is that when you chop up fresh produce and cover it in oil, you’re giving anaerobic Clostridium botulinum bacteria a good growing environment. Some claim roasting the garlic first eliminates this danger, but I’ve seen conflicting arguments on that score — better not to risk it. CECIL ADAMS

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story in The New York Times last week drew my attention to the plight of the Nukak-Makú, a rapidly vanishing group of nomadic Indians from southern Colombia, who recently — and “rather mysteriously,” according to the Times — wandered out of the jungle to the dusty frontier town of San José del Guaviare “and declared themselves ready to join the modern world.” “We do not want to go back,” said a Nukak by the name of “Ma-be,” speaking through an interpreter and surrounded by about 80 of his “malnourished and exhausted” compatriots. “We want to stay near town.” A San José doctor, called in to attend to the tribe’s immediate needs, told the Times matter-of-factly, “The Nukak don’t know what they’ve gotten themselves into.” I should say not. “Since time immemorial,” the Times reports, “the Nukak-Makú have lived a Stone-Age life, roaming across hundreds of miles of isolated and pristine Amazon jungle, killing monkeys with blow-

Asked about their future, the Nukak reply in bewilderment, “The future? What’s that?” guns and scouring the forest floor for berries. [They] have no concept of money, of property, of the role of government, or even of the existence of a country called Colombia.” Worse, they “have no government identification cards, making them nonentities to Colombia’s bureaucracy” and leaving them effectively stateless, cut off from their traditional way of life and “wholly unprepared for the world they have just entered.” Asked about their future, the Nukak reply in bewilderment, “The future? What’s that?” They want to know if the planes they see flying overhead “are moving on some sort of invisible road.” They can’t even say where they came from, exactly, except to call it “the bush.” But they know they don’t want to return. Indeed, until 1988, the very existence of the Nukak-Makú was unknown to anyone but missionaries, drug lords and the various paramilitary factions, both “left” and “right,” who are the main combatants in what’s amounted to a 40-year “civil conflict” for control of Colombia’s cocaine trade. Since then, however, according to United Nations relief agencies, more than 60 percent of the Nukak population has died, mainly from malaria, flu and the common cold — diseases against which they have no immunity — but also through random slaughter and forced labor in the coca fields. Their leaders have been shot and their women have been raped. Their children have been sold into bondage while their environment deteriorates, destroyed by “cultivation,” climate change and war. There is, in fact, nothing “mysterious” about the Nukak’s flight from the jungle or their urgent need for protection.

“Colombia is the worst humanitarian disaster in the western hemisphere,” the United Nations affirms, “and the worst on the planet after Congo and Darfur. But the WinningResultsVT.com world is paying very little attention.” Rather, the world is paying attention in just the wrong way, regarding the Nukak and other displaced “indigenous peoples” as cute little muffins, pre-modern cartoons, who, in an earlier era, would doubtless have been shanghaied by P. T. Barnum or Buffalo Bill 802.655.3333 • 800.639.4520 and displayed in cages for a nickel a peep. Sarah Ostiguy (x 255) or Sarah@WinningResultsVT.com 2x5-lakechampgyno042705 4/21/05 3:12 PM Page 1 Out in civilization, of course, gawking Adam Hergenrother (x 256) or Adam@WinningResultsVT.com at the natives is a form of entertainment. The Times even titled its report on the Nukak, “Leaving the Wild, and Rather 2x5-hergenrother051706.indd 1 5/16/06 4:48:53 PM Liking the Change,” basing this assumption for on a quick visit to a refugee camp in San José, where “dozens” of the same tribe pitched up several years ago. They have Specializing in been idling ever since, leading “listless lives, lolling in their hammocks [and] awaiting • Routine and Problem food from the state.” The paper of record Gynecologic Care notes little in this but fun and frolic: • Menopause and Peri-Menopause Issues Are they sad? “No!” cried a Nukak named Linda Davidson, NP Pia-pe, to howls of laughter. In fact, the • Counseling for Hormonal & Nukak said they could not be happier. Used Alternative Therapy including to long marches in search of food, they are Bio-Identical Hormones amazed that strangers would bring them sustenance — free . . . • Pre-menstrual Syndome One young Nukak mother, Bachanede, breast-feeding her infant as she talked, said she • Contraception Counseling was happy just to stay still. “When you walk • Screening for Gynecologic in the jungle,” she said, “your feet hurt a lot.” Cancers I’ve got a feeling the Nukaks’ heads are • Availability of Office Ultrasound going to hurt more than their feet before Georgia Eltabbakh, PA and Video Colposcopy this is over. As I sat down to write this column, I wanted to make it funny. I was going to suggest that we bring the Nukak 364 DORSET STREET to the United States — provided we can get them past the “Minutemen” at the borSO. BURLINGTON der. I thought we should bring them right WWW.LCGO.COM 2x5-Champlain college 5/16/06 12:17 PM859-9500 Page 1 here to Vermont, where Burlington’s mayor wants to establish a safe haven for “illegal immigrants,” and where they could get jobs at Wal-Mart and processed cheese at the Food Shelf. Since they don’t have health insurance, we could cover them under Vermont’s new Catamount Health plan if they catch cold or malaria. We Summer Sessions begin on: could give them all cellphones, if they May 22, June 5, and July 5. don’t mind their calls being monitored by the federal government. Hell, we could send them to a fundraiser for Republican Rich Tarrant, where they’d get not only a spaghetti supper but free computers for the kids. Somebody could write a Nukak version of the national anthem, etc. But then I thought, “This isn’t funny. This isn’t funny at all.” And the Times’ editorial board evidently agrees. “In one sense, there has never been a better time for a people like the Nukak to leave the wild,” Register early. Classes fill fast! the paper writes in a post-report mea culpa. “Yet the fact that they’re leaving suggests how much their world — and ours — has been impaired . . . It’s hard to escape the feeling that their self-sustaining existence was holding something open for us, something that has now been lost.” If I knew how to say “Amen” in Nukak, I’d say it now. m

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insert micro-systems at the pupa stage, when the insects can integrate them into their body, so they can be remotely controlled later. “Through each metamorphic stage, the insect goes through a renewal process that can heal wounds and reposition internal organs around foreign objects,” reads the agency’s proposal document, which recommends Technology Marches On using insects such as dragonflies and Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are developing a device able moths. An earlier, similar scheme aimed at manipulating wasps failed because as to detect boredom. Consisting of a camera attached to a pair of glasses and linked soon as they were released, they all flew off to feed and mate. to a hand-held computer running image• Russian authorities will start adminisrecognition software, it reads the listener’s tering lie-detector tests to air travelers, emotional reactions and causes the computer to vibrate if the wearer appears to be using an automated system developed by an Israeli company. Known as the boring or annoying the listener. New “Truth Verifier,” it requires passengers to Scientist magazine reported that the speak into a handset so that “layered“emotional social intelligence prosthetic” 5x3-GraceyConroy050306 5/16/06 11:28 AM Page 1 voice-analysis technology” can determine is intended to help people with autism

whether answers are coming from memory or imagination. The test, which takes up to a minute, consists of four questions, including “Have you ever lied to the authorities?” Vladimir Kornilov, IT director for Moscow’s Domodedovo airport, told the London Daily Telegraph, “If a person fails to pass the test, he is accompanied by a special guard to a cubicle, where he is asked questions in a more intense atmosphere.” Kornilov explained that more rigorous interrogation increases the Truth Verifier’s accuracy to 98 percent.

Prattipatis charged that the lawyers ignored their decision to settle sooner for $7.5 million, exposing them to too much litigation. Going to trial, according to the suit, inflicted emotional distress by prolonging the litigation and forcing the Prattipatis to undergo depositions and court appearances. Their current attorney, William Gwire, accused the previous lawyers of intentionally holding out because their contingency fee jumped 20 percent once the trial started.

Slightest Provocation Police in Scheme of the Week James Ralph Snyder, 36, and Mary Jo Elizabeth Jensen, 33, submitted a fake obituary for Jensen’s 17-year-old son to a newspaper so they would have an excuse for missing work, according to police in Waterloo, Iowa. The couple, who worked at Tyson Foods, started taking time off in December, explaining that her son was sick and in a hospital, then that he was on life support and eventually that he died. When company officials asked the couple to verify their absences, Snyder submitted the fake obit. A week after it appeared, people who know the son spotted him at a restaurant and alerted authorities, who charged Snyder and Jensen.

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he prophet Isaiah saw swords and imagined nations beating them into ploughshares. When Florida artist Steven Maeck discovered a gun muzzle in a local scrap yard, he imagined it recast as part of an antiwar assemblage. The native Vermonter recognized the six-chambered metal cylinder as a product from home: part of a Vulcan 20mm Gatling gun produced in Burlington, at the company once known as General Electric.

With 23 ball bearings encased in the muzzle, the assemblage rattles loudly when shaken, evoking the sound of a Gatling gun.

“I grew up in Burlington during peak production and knew they were being built,� explains Maeck, 56. During the Vietnam War, he served as a medic in Germany. His conscientious-objector status exempted him from carrying a weapon, but not from being around them. When he came across the muzzle in the junkyard, he was initially attracted to its sculptural qualities, Maeck says. “Then I realized what it was and almost walked away.� Instead, he took it home, and combined it with a steel pipe and a hand-forged iron skull. The resulting 60-inch-tall sculpture, which Maeck completed last week while visiting his mother in Shelburne, is entitled “American Death Rattle.� The work is on display at the Shelburne Art Center through the summer. With 23 ball bearings encased in the muzzle, the assemblage rattles loudly when shaken, evoking the sound of a Gatling gun.

“When they test them at the firing range in Jericho,� says Maeck, who remembers hearing them during his war-protest days, “they sound like a saw.� Mounted on the outside of helicopters and fighter aircraft, the weapon delivers death at 3000 rounds per minute, Maeck notes. “It rips everyone it hits into a million pieces.� Maeck has been working as an artist for about five years — mostly painting colorful expressionist works he sells under the pseudonym Max Verhle. He’s not interested in making money from “Death Rattle,� he says. “I would rather have it benefit people who are victims of a situation that’s beyond their control.� He’s offering it for $1900: $1500 would go to Doctors Without Borders and $400 to the Shelburne Art Center. Maeck has done this sort of thing before. A former rug dealer, he once bought a piece from a man who made a racist remark. The comment bothered him so much that he donated his take from the transaction to the NAACP, he says. “So I have a precedent for this impulsive recycling of bad energy.�

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hree-foot-tall logs stand sentinel in a shady corner of a Bristol backyard, looking like a ceremonial array inspired by the mysterious stone statues of Easter Island. But the purpose of these 100 or so hardwood columns planted in regimental formation on Eric Swanson’s property is not religious but commercial. Each has been inoculated with spores that will eventually produce chicken-of-the-woods mushrooms, which Swanson plans to sell either in their current form or as harvested fungi. This backyard cultivation is part of a unique culinary and ornamental enterprise called Vermush, which Swanson launched three years ago. His one-man company also sells mushroom-growing kits online — http://www.vermush.com — and at co-ops and health food stores in Addison and Chittenden counties. These retail outlets typically introduce Vermush products to their customers with eye-catching displays of the kits, which resemble space helmets encasing foot-high stumps. One such point-of-sale presentation drew stares last month at the Middlebury Natural Foods Co-op, where a carved wooden mushroom thrusted up phallus-like from the center of the display. But kits also proved intriguing in their own right, according to co-op produce manager Karin Mott. “Families with kids were especially interested,” she says. “They thought it looked like some sort of science experiment.” Mott herself bought a kit to keep watch over at home. About a dozen co-op members did the same, paying $29.99 for a mini-fungus farm that Swanson says will keep on cropping oyster or shiitake mushrooms for as long as a decade. He prepares the kits inside his home on a quiet street near Mount Abraham High School. The 36-yearold Bristol native graduated from there and has worked for the past 15 years at the University of Vermont, currently in the electrical department. “I was always interested in botany, but I got into mushrooms specifically when I took a mycology course at UVM about eight years ago,” says the elfin entrepreneur, who measures about 5-foot-4-inches from his white socks to his shaven head. “When I get into something, I really dive in head-first, so this became a big part of my life.” Big enough to lead Swanson to quit the local reggae group Lambsbread, for which he played keyboard for several years. He still does an occasional gig with the band, and noodles daily on his instrument in a music room that looks out over the germinating logs in his backyard. Along with enthusiasm, Swanson brings a great deal of patience to his avocation. It’s a necessary virtue for an endeavor that takes a long while to bear fruit. The kits won’t produce any mushrooms for at least a few months, and anywhere from one to three years will “Edible Complex” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

After sawing the downed maple and oak into foot-long pieces, he soaks them in buckets for a couple of days and then drills 2-inch-deep holes in a diamond pattern around the logs’ circumference. Next, Swanson hammers in wooden dowels bought from

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pass before chickens-of-the-woods sprout from the freestanding logs. Even then, the harvest is meager in the case of the kits. Swanson says buyers can expect to collect no more than 10 mushrooms per month once the logs start to fruit. “It’s more an ornamental thing than a food source, though it does allow for an occasional gourmet indulgence,” he says. Swanson recommends simply sautéeing the oyster mushrooms or shiitakes and adding them to salads or soups. And because chickens-of-thewoods have a taste and texture uncannily like their namesake, he says they’re great for barbecuing or grilling. Vermush is a time-consuming venture for its founder. Swanson says he works from 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays, preparing four or five kits a day. “It’s a great part-time gig — I love doing it — but at my current scale there’s no way I can quit my day job.” Swanson is aiming to expand his business by transferring the backyard logs to a greenhouse he plans to build on family-owned land in South Hero. That will enable him to produce the popular chicken mushrooms year-round. Maybe then he’ll register enough sales to become a full-time mushroom purveyor. His current fungi-focused activities actually involve “wildcrafting” more than cultivation. In season, Swanson forages the forests near Bristol for morels and chanterelles, which can’t be grown in his kits. Chanterelles are an especially prized find because of their apricot-like aroma and taste. “They go great with most meats and fish. All you’ve got to do is sauté them and serve,” he says. Swanson sells the wild mushrooms at farmers’ markets as well as at

Vermush’s usual retail outlets, which offer Swanson’s foraged fungi to their customers because, unlike most wildcrafters, he is licensed and insured. “In America, you’re taught to be scared of wild mushrooms,” Swanson says, noting he’s never gotten sick from eating mushrooms he’s gathered. But he advises neophytes to forage in the company of experts — or at least to acquaint themselves thoroughly with the appearance of dangerous mushrooms. Anything suspect should be probed with a stick, not by hand, he warns. Amateurs should also limit their foraging to mushrooms such as chanterelles, chickensof-the-wood and black trumpets that have few or no poisonous look-alikes, he advises. Despite all his caveats, Swanson encourages wildcrafting. “I’m trying to get back to something that used to be part of everyday life,” he says. “There was a time when we were all hunters and gatherers, and that’s a way of living that’s being lost.” Besides seeking to propagate a vanishing means of sustenance, Swanson is inventing a method of cultivating a food source he finds deeply fascinating. “The thing about mushrooms is that they’re amazingly bio-efficient,” he says. Unlike vascular plants such as corn, which produce only a single crop, fungi can be harvested several times from the same spawn. “If one of my logs weighs 10 pounds, you should get 10 pounds of mushrooms from it,” he says. The process begins with Swanson gathering fallen tree limbs from sections of the Green Mountain National Forest near his home. In keeping with his environmentally conscientious business practices, Swanson obtained a federal permit for his log-collecting forays into the forest.

a company that has inoculated them with mushroom spores. Each log is then implanted in sand-filled green, orange or terra-cotta-colored pots made from recycled plastic. A layer of pea stone is spread around the log to prevent alien spores from sprouting inside the kit. Swanson cautions customers not to pick or eat mushrooms that aren’t growing directly out of the logs. Such invasive fungi may not be safe for consumption, he says. Finally, each kit is moistened and covered with a transparent plastic cone made from recycled soda bottles. The cap keeps the kit at the high level of humidity that mushrooms prefer; water accounts for 90 percent of a mushroom’s makeup, Swanson notes. The logs can also be left uncovered for better viewing, but then they require more frequent spraying. His process involves only organic materials, and Swanson hopes to be certified as an organic grower by mid-summer. “That will open a lot of markets for me because some coops will accept only organic produce,” he says. Mushroom-growing kits available from other sources are typically composed of sawdust blocks infused with spores. They produce many more mushrooms in much less time than Swanson’s logs. But the sawdust soon disintegrates and production stops. It’s a hare-and-tortoise scenario, with longer-lasting, lower-yielding logs offering a more satisfying experience, according to Vermush’s website. In addition to buying myceliuminfused dowels, Swanson produces his own spawns. He places spores on a petri dish, and waits for mold to form, then transfers it to a sterilized jar containing rye grain or wheat berries. “Once the jar becomes fully colonized, the spawn is ready to be used,” he says. Lately, Swanson has been experimenting successfully with growing oyster mushrooms on rolled cardboard wrapped around the spawn and enclosed in a plastic bag. Since he’s so skilled in the science of mycology, some of Swanson’s prospective customers may want to know if he cultivates mushrooms of the psychedelic sort. The inquiry elicits first a smile and then a frown as Swanson replies, “I’m trying to be as far away from illicitness as I can be.” m

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Unlike other AmeriCorps volunteers, VISTAs help nonprofits and municipal agencies beef up their programs by recruiting workers, raising funds or improving facilities. Being immersed in a project for a year gives a VISTA a unique expertise, and often makes the worker the de facto face of the program, so it’s valuable to have them stick around. Kate Neubauer, executive director of the Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center, is a good example of someone who did. A Rhode Island native, Neubauer moved to Burlington to become a VISTA in 2002, after earning a degree in economics from Villanova University. Following graduation, Neubauer thought she wanted to get a good job and “make a lot of money,� she says. But her experience as a VISTA altered her priorities. Neubauer worked as a community organizer at CEDO. “For a whole year,� she recalls, “I just immersed myself in learning about how Burlington operates.� Neubauer didn’t complete many big projects, she says, but she felt successful when people she talked with attended meetings and got to know their neighbors. “It’s the really small things that stand out,� she says. At the end of her term, she signed up for a second stint, this time as a VISTA for the nonprofit Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center. When her commitment expired, the Center hired her as its communications director. A year and a half later, Neubauer became the executive director. Today the 27-year-old directs a staff of 21. Neubauer insists the Sailing Center is not just about boating. “We use sailing as a tool to promote self-esteem, team-building, environmental education, public service,� she says. “There are kids here who have never seen Burlington from the perspective of being on the lake. We can give them that opportunity. And maybe they’ll look at something else in a new way.� Neubauer credits her VISTA experience for making her employment transition possible. “Without VISTA,� she says, “I would never have become the executive director of the sailing center. I wouldn’t have even thought to do that.� Dave Olafson is another economics major whose VISTA service played a pivotal role in his career. Olafson came to Vermont from Pennsylvania to attend St. Michael’s College. After graduating in 2002, he remained in the area to work as a VISTA with the Burlington Neighborhood

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Gleason’s major project during that time was laying the groundwork for the McClure MultiGenerational Center. She worked closely with Burlington Children’s Space, the Champlain Senior Center and the Burlington Community Land Trust to build a capital campaign. “I started before they hired the professional fundraiser,” she explains. The campaign was a success, and the

Following graduation, Neubauer thought she wanted to get a good job and “make a lot of money,” she says. But her experience as a VISTA altered her priorities. ted for a second year, though new owners of the mall evicted the Living Room and Straight Talk went through some administrative chaos; in 2005, the Boys & Girls Club of Burlington absorbed Straight Talk and its programs. Today, Dave Olafson is the director of operations for Straight Talk Vermont. He works from the Living Room in South Burlington’s University Mall, a spacious nook just inside the mall’s northeastern entrance. Between 20 and 70 teens drop by to play pool, watch movies or surf the Internet on a daily basis, he reports. Olafson now supervises an AmeriCorps volunteer who staffs the center when he’s not available. Like Neubauer, Olafson credits the VISTA program for keeping him working with nonprofits in the Burlington area. “I would not be doing what I’m doing now if I hadn’t gone through the program,” he says. Cara Gleason, Burlington’s Community Justice coordinator, expresses similar sentiments. Like Olafson, Gleason came to Vermont to attend St. Mike’s. She graduated in 1996 and spent a year as a VISTA through CEDO.

MultiGenerational Center now offers senior programs and child care at its facility next to the Dairy Queen on North Winooski Avenue. Gleason left Burlington to attend graduate school, but returned to take the job at the Community Justice Center, where she’s worked for the past six years. In addition to her post as coordinator, she’s also currently the acting assistant director for community development while her boss is on leave. Gleason says her experience “absolutely” lead to her Community Justice Center job. That’s probably also true for many of the other VISTA alums who are still around, working at Shelburne Farms, the Burlington Parks and Recreation Department, the Campaign to End Childhood Hunger, and Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility. Gleason notes that the VISTAs she works with now at CEDO’s Center for Community and Neighborhoods bring a lot of energy and dedication to their jobs. “VISTAs are the folks that will go out and knock on doors and go to night meetings,” she says. “I feel like we’re sort of everywhere.” m

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would be unavailable if they toiled in isolation, as so many of their predecessors have done. Social networking may have been the key reason the group took root, suggests Kylie Quesnel, 24, who helps manage an 850-head herd in Whiting. She golfs with a few fellow farmers, and hopes to organize cookouts this summer. Quesnel also points to a strong ethic of mutual support already evident among the young farmers, many of whom did not know one another a year ago. “If one of us had a barn fire, you can bet the people in our group would be the first ones on the scene to help,� she says. Meetings move from farm to farm, Quesnel says, because “farmers are always kind of nosy about how someone else’s operation works.� But it’s more than idle curiosity. On-site gatherings allow the farmers to focus on specific problems and to generate practical ideas for increasing efficiency. Nothing is more important at a time when costs are escalating and incomes are sinking. “We have no choice but to accept

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the rising price of our inputs,” Quesnel says. “But at the same time we have no control over the price of our outputs. We’re buying retail and selling wholesale.” The group can’t force milk prices up to a level that exceeds farmers’ costs, but it does generate methods of saving money. For example, members may jointly negotiate with hay cutters this summer in order to get the lowest price possible. They’re also assessing various stall designs, looking for the most cost-effective options. “Even though most of us are pretty young,” Deboer notes during a recent five-way discussion at a Middlebury pub, “there’s a heckuva lot of experience around this table. One of us might say, ‘Hey, I’ve got this cow that’s off. Anybody have a sense of what she’s got and what to do about it?’” “I learn a lot from talking with these guys,” says 30-year-old Phil Living, the owner of a 275-head dairy in New Haven. “Some of them are milking a lot more cows than me, and they can pass on knowledge from working with so many animals.” The growing size of Vermont dairy herds — partly a response to falling milk prices — necessitates new thinking about business procedures. More cows require additional oversight, so managerial skills come into play as well. To educate its members on that subject, last November the group invited former UVM men’s basketball coach Tom Brennan to give a talk on teamwork. “It was an out-of-the-box situation for most of us,” says Quesnel, “but it raised issues and ideas that could be applied to what we do.” Brennan’s appearance was paid for by a consortium of local agriculture-related businesses that supports the Young Farmers. Feed sellers, veterinary clinics, pharmaceutical dealers and private donors have given more than $10,000 to help the group bring in speakers and finance field trips, such as an upcoming overnighter to visit a number of large-scale dairy farms in western New York. >> 30A

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The search for time-saving techniques becomes more urgent as farmers work longer and harder to compensate for shrinking profit margins. Derrick Dykstra recently put his 100 Holsteins on a three-timesa-day milking regimen to boost output in response to reductions in milk prices. Dykstra says he now works from 4 a.m. to 11 p.m. seven days a week. The heightened production has helped keep the burly 24year-old farmer solvent, but “It’s made my life more miserable,” he acknowledges with a smile. Dykstra kept milking his herd in

ing company and as a plumber in Vermont before deciding to buy the New Haven property from his father, who was ready to retire. “I do it because it’s great to be outside, and I enjoy the luxury of working for myself,” Dykstra says. “I’ve also had my eyes opened to the business side of the operation, which is very interesting.” Phil Living likes the constantly changing challenges that farming presents. “There’s always different kinds of work to do. And the work is different than it was just three or five years ago,” he says. Some mem-

To educate its members on that subject, last November the group invited former UVM men’s basketball coach Tom Brennan to give a talk on teamwork. New Haven even after a kick from a cow broke one of his thumbs. “I didn’t go to the hospital,” he says. “I didn’t have time.” Deboer estimates that he works 80 to 90 hours a week tending to his 150 milkers and 170 calves and heifers. He’s married to a veterinarian and has three siblings; none of them farms, though a sister does work as an artificial-insemination technician in Addison County. Like Dykstra, Deboer is a scion of a farming family that emigrated from the Netherlands to Addison County. “It’s a total way of life for me,” says Deboer, noting that his name means “the farm” in Dutch. Deboer recalls having to work in the barn in the mornings before school and again for four hours before homework. “I wasn’t allowed to play sports,” he says, adding, “It didn’t matter, because I wasn’t going to make the NBA, anyway.” He’s resigned but not resentful. “I never take more than a two-week vacation,” he says, “because it drives me crazy to be away from the farm.” Still, Deboer’s mother and father, who help him run the operation, recently decreed that all three of them must take off one morning per week. Quesnel, on the other hand, has gone from Whiting around the world and back again. She studied in New Zealand and traveled to 10 other countries examining agricultural practices. “It’s given me the big picture,” she says. Quesnel and her younger sister, who also works on the family farm, both hold degrees in animal science from Cornell. Dykstra came back to farming after building houses for his brother-in-law in Pennsylvania. He also worked for an excavat-

bers of the group are developing specialty products such as cheese and drinkable yogurt rather than relying exclusively on bulk-milk sales. Adaptability is essential as market conditions shift; technology offers new opportunities while also posing new challenges. But one thing hasn’t changed: Dairying remains a male-dominated occupation in Addison County. Only a couple of the group’s 40 members are women, Quesnel says. “Women are certainly involved in family farming. They often do milking and chores, but many are also moms, and that takes up a lot of their time.” The group’s members are aiming to enhance their influence in their home communities and on a statewide basis. They’re thinking about forming some kind of lobbying committee that would apprise legislators of the needs of young farmers: seed liability, manure management, health care, organic certification. Though none of the young farmers interviewed produces organic milk, Quesnel says her family is considering that option. “It’s what our customers want, and it does bring a higher price,” she says. Quesnel is also the only one of the five members gathered in Middlebury whose cows are injected with bovine growth hormone. “It’s a management decision,” she says. The choices these young farmers make aren’t just important for their own fortunes, but also for the future of the state. As Quesnel notes, “Farmers are the ones who maintain the open land that others ski on, snowmobile on, hunt on. It’s what gives Vermont its identity. We also have the responsibility to keep the country fed.” m

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THERE WAS MUCH ADO THIS LEGISLATIVE SESSION about Vermont’s impending demographic disaster — the convergence of aging back-to-the-landers and the out-of-state exodus of young Vermonters. Jim Douglas sounded the alarm in his January “State of the State” address: “Already, the flight of young people due to high expenses and limited opportunities has helped make Vermont the second-oldest state in the country,” he warned. “In just the next decade there will be 15 percent fewer Vermonters under the age of 20 than there were just five years ago.” The governor spent the next five months fighting for college scholarship money to motivate local kids to stay here for school and beyond. But has Douglas forgotten how he got to Vermont? The native of Springfield, Massachusetts, came north to attend Middlebury College in 1972 — and never left. By our estimation, that’s exactly how many young people end up settling in the Green Mountains. They come from all over the country to attend the University of Vermont, St. Michael’s or Champlain College — and once they’ve seen the sun set over the Adirondacks, there’s no going back. Getting started in Vermont is not difficult. Internships turn into entry-level positions. VISTA workers come and stay, as Cathy Resmer reports this week in “Nonprofit Motive” (p.26a). But it gets harder before it gets easier. Housing is scarce and overpriced. Few jobs pay enough to make real estate a reality. Talented mid-career types, such as the Flynn’s Aimée Petrin, leave the state for better opportunities. Ruth Horowitz covers her departure this week in “State of the Arts” (p.21a). For those who stick it out, it pays to get creative. Young Vermont dairy farmers are working cooperatively, as Kevin Kelley explores in “Milk Fed” (p.28a). Others develop a product: Gourmet ice cream. Custom teddy bears. Eco-friendly cleaning products. Medical billing software. There’s no shortage of entrepreneurial success stories in Vermont. Is that because the Green Mountains are conducive to economic development, or because they’re not — and are subsequently crawling with frustrated twentysomethings determined to get a better view? Only four of 14 of the creative capitalists profiled are native Vermonters, and none has reached the level of Ben & Jerry’s — yet. They’re bakers and landscape designers, health-care givers and music impresarios who’ve found a sustainable niche in Vermont doing what they love. Randy George of Red Hen Baking Co. has no interest in expanding distribution beyond the Green Mountains. The company’s website lists myriad reasons, concluding, “We encourage you to buy our breads when you’re in this neck of the woods and support local bakeries in your area when you’re not.” A few of these “biz kids” — in the computer field, especially — have tapped into lucrative markets outside the state. The sky’s the limit for Ben Kaufman, a 19-year-old Champlain College student whose office has expanded to 12. Or Dave Winslow and Alex Broussard, who work for Google at EpikOne. No doubt they’d agree the global economy is great, as long as at the end of the day, they get to come home, to Vermont.

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A major part of that vibe is youth culture, and Kaufman’s age makes him his own company’s ideal icon. “We try to play it for all it’s worth,” he admits in a phone interview. “It definitely works to our advantage. I’m basically our target customer.” Like Kaufman, most Mophie consumers are still in school. But that’s where the similarity ends. In a class last semester on Asian commerce, Kaufman’s cellphone went off. It was a client in China. “What are you going to do?” he says. “Tell them I’ll call back after my lesson on doing business with China is over? I guess I’m more of a hands-on kind of guy.” MARK AIKEN

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Jessica Kim started her home-based pet business from the ground up — literally. In 2004, she launched a poop-scooping business for busy pet owners who didn’t have the time or inclination to deal with their animals’ messes. After a client asked Kim if she would let her dogs out and maybe toss them a treat or two, Kim identified an unoccupied business niche: home-based pet care. Unlike boarding and kenneling services, Kim’s Pet Care Services is based on the theory that when pet owners are away, their animals are happiest in familiar surroundings. For a modest fee, Kim visits her clients’ homes, feeds and exercises their pets, gives them potty breaks, administers medications and cleans up the messes. Kim will even deliver food and pet supplies, and provides a “pet taxi” when animals need to visit the vet or the groomer. “I really wanted to make a career out of something I love doing, that doesn’t seem like work,” says Kim, who relocated to Vermont from Dallas. “And people know this isn’t a side gig for me. This is my full-time job.” Though Kim had no formal training in animal care — she was a business major — she’s been a lifelong dog owner and says she treats animals as if they were her children. But, even knowing that thousands of other pet owners in Chittenden County feel the same way, Kim had to do plenty of research to determine whether the market would support such an enterprise. Apparently, it does. Kim’s Pet Care is now thriving and she recently hired a second assistant. But while most people might not consider an afternoon spent petting cats or playing fetch with pooches “work,” Kim insists it’s a serious commitment. “In the two years since I started this,” she notes, “I’ve only had two real vacation days.” KEN PICARD

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While most kids his age were sneaking into R-rated movies, 14year-old Ben Kaufman was starting up his own video-production and web-design company. Through “family connections,” as he puts it, he snagged major clients such as Maybelline and L’Oréal. By his junior year in high school, the Long Island native had already launched his second career, starting up a funky product-development company focusing on iPod accessories. When Kaufman relocated to Burlington last fall to enroll at Champlain College, the firm was a one-man operation with a single product — retractable lanyard earphones to use with the iPod. The Song Sling generated $75,000 in sales in its first four weeks, then went on to win “Best in Show” honors in January

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Filmmakers and winter sports enthusiasts Geoff McDonald and Christopher James definitely thrive on vertical challenges — not just on the slopes, but also behind the camera. Last year, the 2004 University of Vermont grads incorporated Meathead Films, a Burlington-based filmproduction company that showcases all styles of winter downhill skiing. But unlike other ski-film producers who head high into the Rockies to shoot their extreme-powder porn, Meathead Films is the first production company devoted exclusively to East Coast skiing. McDonald, a native of Hudson, Ohio, admits he was drawn to UVM largely for its proximity to the slopes. He got into filmmaking after buying a video camera as a freshman, and learned the tools of the trade at UVM Television. Later, he upgraded to broadcast-quality equipment and started shooting his fellow skiers and skateboarders. “It sort of grew and grew each season,” McDonald says. By junior year, he was looking for distributors. “I sort of set it up in college so that by the time I graduated my senior year, I’d have a business running at a level that I could make a living off of it.” McDonald and James have since produced five movies together, including a featurelength historical-adventure documentary, Epoch, about climbing and skiing the highest peaks in five northeastern states. This year, Meathead Films has secured two U.S. film distributors and landed a corporate sponsorship deal with Eastern Mountain Sports. They’ve even trademarked their own line of schwag — shirts, hats, sweatshirts — under the logo, “Ski the East.” Naturally, skiing and shooting on the East Coast pose other challenges besides the smaller vertical drops: “The snow’s only here for a certain amount of days,” says McDonald. This year’s film, due out in October, is entitled Snow Gods. It’s about how hard it was to get the white stuff flying this winter. KEN PICARD

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Before dairy was big in the Green Mountain State, the state’s biggest agricultural product was wool. But the product being pushed by Vermont Organic Fiber Company comes from elsewhere: the American West and Australia. “We’re clear that it’s not from Vermont,” says founder Matthew Mole, speaking from his Middlebury office. That said, the company’s progressive mission is right at home here: to help move environmentally friendly wool from pasture to pullover. When Matthew Mole started the brokerage in 2000, there wasn’t much of a market for organic wool. “There was a growing market for organic cotton,” explains Mole, who was 28 at the time. “But I didn’t want to do what everyone else was doing.” Mole’s connection with wool began when he was growing up on a farm in Pownal, Vermont. “There were sheep on the farm, so I’m familiar with them,” he says. His father provided a model of entrepreneurship. In addition to farming, he dabbled in ventures ranging from real-estate development and aviation projects to woodworking and cabinetmaking. As a student at UVM in agricultural economics, Mole researched hemp, another organic fiber. By the time he graduated, he knew about wool and organic textiles, and he had self-employment in his blood. He was ready to strike out on his own. Mole’s first challenge was to locate suppliers of organically raised wool. He found them mainly in the western U.S. Third-party certifiers ensured that the sheep were eating only organic feed and were not being raised on feedlots. His first customers were primarily “organic-industry focused,” he relates. The breakthrough came in 2003, when Patagonia introduced a line of organic wool sweaters using Mole’s fibers. That gave the firm credibility with other mainstream companies, such as Timberland, Oregon-based Sahali and Fox River Mill Socks of Iowa. Mole makes his home in Middlebury because it’s where he wants to raise his family, but it also makes sense to base his business here. “Vermont is a leader in progressive and socially responsible business,” he notes. “Companies are increasingly making claims about their social and environmental commitment. We’re giving them a way to actualize those statements.” MARK AIKEN

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he audience laughed. The critic cringed. And Your Dream Vacation Is Just A Call Away! therein lies the conundrum: how to be both • fair and honest in STORY reviewing a show that ELIZABETH most theatergoers 2x3-travel051006.indd 1 5/9/06 4:45:17 PM CREAN seemed to enjoy — with the exception of the one Laughing Wild, writing 1000 or so directed by 2x5-point051706 5/12/06 :7(4 3:21 (33 :;(9: PM Page 1 ;(44@ -3,;*/,9 words about it for publiGregg W. Brevoort, ():05;/, 405+,+ 36=, (5+ 469, cation. produced by JUNE 2-11 FULL SCHEDULE: LIVEATNECTARS.COM Most critics haven’t Lost Nation Theater. City Hall treated playwright Auditorium, 2x1-nectars051706.indd 1 5/15/06 1:15:14 PM Christopher Durang Montpelier, with such circumspecMay 18-28, Thursday-Saturday, tion. In the 1980s, Durang blamed New at 8 p.m., Sunday, May 21, York Times theater critic at 6:30 p.m., Frank Rich — whom he and Sunday, dubbed “his Lord Chief May 28, at Executioner” — for 2 p.m. killing several of his shows, despite “ecstatic” audience response. One GOP CHAIRMAN JIM BARNETT of those was 1987’s VS. DEMOCRAT CHAIRMAN IAN CARLETON Laughing Wild. In his SEN. JIM LEDDY (D-CHITTENDEN) notes to the play’s pubVS. SEN. VINCE ILLUZZZI (R-ESSSEX/ORLEANS) lished edition, Durang INTERVIEW: STATEHOUSE REPORTERS said he wanted to kill TERI HALLENBECK AND DARREN ALLEN Frank Rich. And then he stopped producing plays AIR DATES ON CH.17 in New York City until Rich traded the theater beat for politics in SUNDAYS @ 11:45AM & 5:30PM THURSDAYS @ 6:45PM the mid-1990s. SATURDAY @ 5:30PM The problems with Lost Nation’s current production of Laughing Wild stem STREAMING VIDEO AT: almost entirely from the script itself: a www.channel17.org self-conscious and shrill accretion of rants and scenes as instantly forgettable as middling “Saturday Night Live” sketches. And 2x6-citizen051706 5/8/06 10:46 AM Page 1 AIV in the two decades since its 1987 debut, the show has aged like Velveeta — once just tasteless and textureless, now covered with mold. The opening-night audience in Montpelier seemed to enjoy itself heartily nonetheless, but I’m with Rich on Laughing Wild — not laughing. Durang doesn’t even bother to name his two characters, instead calling them Woman and Man. This device is a rather grandiose grab at Archetype, given that the shallow characters are, at best, rather slim bundles of quirks and stereotypes. The play unfolds in three sections. Woman and Man spin out separate actlong monologues. In the madcap third act, both characters finally come together to enact scenes in each other’s dreams and nightmares, and to relive the one time their paths actually crossed: in the grocery store, when she whacked him on the head while he looked at canned tuna fish. Do you know what to do The Woman’s rambling monologue feels interminable. As her stream of conin case of an emergency? sciousness twists and turns, her invective Stop by and see live spills over unlikely targets. Among the demonstrations in: people she expresses a desire to kill: Diana • CPR Ross, Pearl Bailey and Mother Teresa. The Woman talks about having stayed in • First Aid mental institutions; perhaps the homicidal Community Emergency • Fire Suppression fantasies are manifestations of psychosis. • Dressing Wounds Response Team (CERT) at But the crude stereotype doesn’t help • Lifting Heavy Debris KIDS DAY in Burlington! make her character sympathetic, or even • Team Organization Skills Saturday, May 20, 2006 interesting. She focuses much of her venom on talk-show host Sally Jessy Waterfront Park Raphael. Cultural hot topic in 1987? Maybe. Today, who cares? To find out more or to learn how you can receive FREE training, Deriding a beloved nun or parodying a ( ) call the Chittenden County Citizen Corps Council 802 846-4490 ext. 28 forgotten pop culture celebrity — the play

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Kurland’s lavish robes for the overdressed Infant. Kim Bent lit the show seamlessly. Despite the best efforts of the actors and the production team, the play flat-lined for me because the playwright fails to develop his characters. Woman and Man are vessels for Durang’s shtick, not human beings taking shape on the blank canvas of the stage for us to invest in emotionally or react to viscerally. Well formed characters draw us in on some level, and by extension make us think about our lives, our world, or the human condition — something other than “Where’s the roll of duct tape to make this woman shut up?” And I was stunned at how antiquated the play felt. Look at the cultural backdrops of 1987 and 2006: the morally bankrupt final years of a reactionary presidency prone to sanctimoniousness, hypocrisy and imperial abuse of power. The similarities are remarkable! But these larger themes don’t register in Laughing Wild because Durang unleashes his socio-political birdshot with all the precision of Dick Cheney after a couple of noontime brewskis. Prey are clumsily stalked, but only superficial collateral damage occurs. Meanwhile, more important targets are left carelessly by the wayside. Did Durang intend to hit them, or did he just want to vent about what was bugging him at the moment? He hits some issues, albeit awkwardly, with real staying power — AIDS, the ozone — but doesn’t give them any more weight than ones with the shelf life of unrefrigerated yogurt. The Meese Commission? I hated Reagan with the best of them, and even I can’t remember what that was. Thank God Shakespeare didn’t waste a lot of iambs on the latest flapdoodle at the Privy Council. Durang has often railed against updating the cultural references in his plays. But curiously, the 1996 Dramatists Play Service edition of Laughing Wild contains 20 pages of Durang’s notes and suggestions for deletions, changes and updates. He chides himself over some particularly ephemeral choices: “I’ll have to curb myself of using current references with such short shelf life.” He notes that one option is to make no changes, and perform the play as a “period piece.” This is what Brevoort chose. I think it was a serious mistake. I laughed a little at some of the sight gags and physical comedy. But I didn’t find the funny in the hackneyed comedy-club material, such as the New York taxi driver jokes. And I couldn’t bring myself to laugh at the mentally ill Woman’s woe. It seems the audience on opening night disagreed with me. Most people in the house laughed a lot throughout the show. And yes, at times they laughed wildly. m

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COOL RANCH Local concert impresario Ed DuFresne recently announced the official lineup for this year’s Northeast Kingdom Music Festival, which takes place on August 4 & 5 at the Chilly Ranch in East Albany, Vermont. Headlining the event are Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra and wily Gypsy-punks Gogol Bordello. Also on the bill are African-inspired trailblazers Toubab Krewe. Detect a theme? Not so fast: There are plenty of other genres, from honky-tonk to hip-hop, on the bill. A partial list of performers includes The Crown City Rockers, J Boogie’s Dubtronic Science, Anäis Mitchell, Rebecca Hall & Ken Anderson, Japhy Ryder, Mark Legrand & the Lovesick Bandits, MadDub, and Abby Jenne & Stacy Starkweather. GOGOL What, no reunited BORDELLO grunge bands? But that’s not all: In keeping with NEKMF tradition, expect left-of-center entertainment such as The Kvikczek Family Medicine Cabinet Vaudeville & Burlesque Show, Ben T. Matchstick,

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Mountains. This year’s gig takes place on Friday, May 19, at 8 p.m. a poetry slam, Saturday morning yoga and full-contact Twister. I think Also on the bill are Girl Howdy, a female-led, Massachusetts-based they should just combine the last two. “retro-twang” outfit featuring fiddle, keyboards, bass, steel and acoustic A limited number of discounted “early bird” tickets are up for guitars, and drums. Says organizer Doug Grahn, “I grabs. The $55, two-day tix will be available thought it would be interesting to have a ‘girls vs. boys’ while they last, or until June 1. From then STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS situation with one band playing dueling Telecasters, and on, the price jumps 10 bucks, with the day& BILL KIRCHEN the other fiddle and steel.” Just keep it friendly, kids. of-show charge set at $80. So, as they say, The $15 tickets are available at the FlynnCenter box don’t snooze. office, by calling 86-FLYNN, or online at To purchase by phone, call 888-512http://www.FlynnTix.org. SHOW. Tickets are available in person at Pure Pop Records in Burlington, Langdon Street Café in Montpelier and the Lake Parker Country Store in West Glover. Do it digitally Burlington indie-pop hero Colin Clary is no stranger to at http://www.NEKMF.com, where you’ll get this column. Well, break out the scrapbook — he’s got even more info. some more news. First up, Clary hosts the second “Curated Songwriters Night” at 1/2 Lounge on Sunday, May 21. I With The Pants’ Saturday, May 27, reunion put together the first one earlier in the month. Good at Higher Ground a mere week away, excitetimes. Anyway, Colin has chosen a handful of acts to ment is reaching a fever pitch. Got your perform, including The Milkman’s Union, Carol tickets yet? Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Abair, Rob Koier and Dylan Bissette. Sounds dreamy. To commemorate the occasion, Pants drummer/solo songwriter In addition, Clary’s main band, The Smittens, are expecting. A Neil Cleary has put together a special CD featuring rare, live and new album and band member, that is. Work on the group’s third fullunreleased performances from the band. The disc, Viva Los Pants!, length has been slow going, in part because of keyboardist/vocalist features a cover design by Jason Cooley, a.k.a. Schoolbus. You can Max Anddrucki’s UK residence. But they’ll soon have help from get a sneak peek at http://www.IBRecords.com/journal, or my blog, Hammer & Saw’s Emily Hilliard. To publicize her arrival, the band http://7d.blogs.com/solidstate. According to Cleary, it’ll only be is holding a “name that Smitten” contest. Suggestions can be emailed available at the big concert, if you needed any more incentive to go. to contest@smittens.com. No word on what the prize is, but I’m The CD features a renegade cover of Phish’s “Golgi Apparatus” from guessing it’ll be cute. the now-legendary Burlington Does Burlington compilation. The two bands The band has also finished a video for their poptastic tune, “My were buds for a time, with Trey Anastasio producing a Pants demo back Favorite Dream.” Shot and edited by Frank Zamiello, Shawn in ’96. At least one of those jams will appear on Viva. Another cut, “None Lipenski and Seth Jarvis of Sweet Racket Productions, the clip of That,” is the only full-band version known to exist. features a very un-Smittens subject: zombies. I’m such a spoiler. See And what rock legacy would be complete without a “lost” album? it at: http://www.smittens.com/my_favorite_dream.mov. Don’t feel Well, The Pants have one of those, too. As the story goes, the like typing in the URL? I’ll post a link on my blog. Montpelier sessions were scrapped when recording began on Eat Crow, the band’s final release. Also included is a Valentine’s Day show at the defunct community venue the Last Elm Café, recorded the same year. I heard a few tracks in advance, and was magically transported to On Tuesday, May 23, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals will officially reanother time and place, when the world seemed full of possibilities release their latest CD, Nothing But the Water. Sure, you probably and Church Street was paved with gold. Well, maybe not. But it defialready have it. But the Hollywood Records version has some pretty nitely rocked. sweet extras, including extended liner notes and a bonus DVD featuring five tunes performed live at Higher Ground last October. And the disc might actually sound better than your old copy; Steve Marcussen, who has spit-shined recordings by My Morning Vermont’s honky-tonk and rockabilly statesmen The Starline Rhythm Jacket and The Rolling Stones, re-mastered it. Boys will once again team up with axeman Bill Kirchen for a Cancer Believe it or not, the album is actually cheaper this time around. 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WED.17 :: burlington area BRIDGE 44 (folk), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. NEW ARTIST SERIES (live music), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. EXIT STRATEGY (rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s/’90s jams), 11 p.m. NC. BASSCAMP VT PRESENTS: WHIPLASH WITH PHACE (drum ’n’ bass DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Celtic), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. SEVEN DAYS SINGLES PARTY, Nectar’s, 6 p.m. $7. 18+, followed by NOTHING ABOUT GROVER (folkrock), 11 p.m. $7. 21+. LIVE MUSIC, Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LAKE CHAMPLAIN REGIONAL CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PRESENTS: THE DOGCATCHERS (blues-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 4 p.m. $15. AA; RAINER MARIA, AMBULETTE, MEDICATED KISSES (alt/indie-rock), 8 p.m. $10/12. AA. IPOD WEDNESDAYS (eclectic), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT WITH DOWN TO THE WIRE, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley MIKE DOWLING (blues, ragtime guitar), Good Times CafÊ, 8:30 p.m. $15. LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central ANDY PLANTE (singer-songwriter), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. CafÊ, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH JIM MCHUGH Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern TOM LESHINSKI (solo guitar), Chow! Bella, 6 p.m. NC. FRED BRAUER (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

THU.18 :: burlington area SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by ANTONY SANTOR (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT (DJ), Parima, 9 p.m. NC. “FUNâ€? WITH DJ CHIA 135 Pearl, (dance), 10 p.m. NC. SIESTA BEATS, Miguel’s Stowe Away, 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE WITH JENNI JOHNSON, LARRY MCCROREY (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. ROKU (jazz), RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DIRTY BLONDES (drunk rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by A-DOG PRESENTS, 10 p.m. NC. BRETT HUGHES & MARK SPENCER (alt-country ), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, followed by THE PEACHEATERS (Allman Brothers tribute), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. BANG BANG WITH DJS JAH RED & DEMUS (reggae, reggaeton), Second Floor, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m. 1x6-2ndFloor051706 5/16/06

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:: champlain valley MIKE TROMBLEY & FRIENDS (rock), Buono’s, 6:30 p.m. NC.

:: central VORCZA (progressive groove-jazz), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. DENISE DILL (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. CafÊ, 7 p.m. Donations. CHIP WILSON (New Orleans singersongwriter), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8:30 p.m. NC. LIVE DINNER MUSIC WITH SMALL AXE (reggae), Positive Pie II, 6:30 p.m. NC. BOW THAYER, BACKSHED STRING BAND (Americana), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $4.

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FRI.19 :: burlington area MYRA FLYNN (soul), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC, followed by ANNA PARDENIK (singer-songwriter), 11 p.m. NC. ALEX TOTH & LAZYBIRD (jazz; CD release party), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. DJS PRECIOUS, PHILLIP MALCOMB (dance, house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Miguel’s Stowe Away, 10 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3. AARON FLINN (pop-rock singer-songwriter), 1/2 Lounge, 6 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (acoustic blues, rock), Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC. AA; BRIXTON GUNS, RYAN POWER, LOWELL THOMPSON BAND (rock, indie singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. $3. GRUPO SABOR (Latin), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA WITH DJS ROBBIE J. & TOXIC (urban dance party), Second Floor, 11 p.m. $3/10. 18+. MYRA MELFORD, DAWN SAITO & MICHAEL HABERZ: “KNOCK ON THE SKY” (music, dance, video installaPiano whiz ’s compositions are, like the best jazz, boundary breaking. A formidable talent, Iyer combines tion), FlynnSpace, 8 p.m. $21/25. DJ BIG DOG (hip-hop, reggae), Ruben African, Asian and European traditions in an exhilarating whirlwind of rhythm and harmony. His current combo features saxophonist Rudresh Mahanthappa, James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK upright bassist Stephan Crump and drummer Marcus Gilmore — the grandson of legendary percussionist Roy Haynes. Don’t miss Iyer’s FlynnSpace performKARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. 2x2-lakeshore032906 5/15/06 11:19 AM Page 1 2x3-byron111704 11/15/04 10:16KARAOKE AM Page 1 (host Bob Bolyard), KAPERS ance on Monday, June 5, as part of Burlington’s Discover Jazz Festival. St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC.

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(Self-released, CD) Burlington’s Dark Park straddle the line between two seemingly disparate genres: jam-rock and indie-pop. Like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, this combination of flavors is sweeter than you might expect. The band’s self-titled debut might not win over hipper-than-thou scenesters, but it’s a nice alternative to the jam-by-numbers acts so prevalent in the Green Mountains. Vocalist, guitarist and chief songwriter Larry Flynn cut his teeth as a member of Liquid Dead and Blues for Breakfast. Backed by a pick-up band including ex-Cake drummer Todd Roper, Flynn exchanges open-ended noodling in favor of a more streamlined sound. The disc kicks off with “Husk,” a low-key number with a minor-key lilt and breathy atmospherics. Bolstered by Jon Erikson’s rippling bass lines, Flynn serves up Dylan-esque prose and a handful of stark guitar lines. “Trace the tracks of a raven hair / tell yourself that you didn’t care, but sing it like you mean it,” he croons softly. “Oily Anna” has a decidedly hippie bent. Its stock chord progression and uninspired melody don’t win any points for originality. In fact, only the strangely imagistic lyrics save it from terminal redundancy. “Anna sleeps, she’s a tea that needs to steep,” Flynn sings. “A spoon-fed streetlight shines on Oily Anna.” Are those supposed to be compliments? A Stonesy shuffle informs “Telepathy,” with acoustic slide guitar and barroom piano dancing around Flynn’s lazy vocals. “Roost” is a slow-motion acoustic ballad flecked with analog keyboard blips and slight percussion. This curious blend of musical textures actually works quite well. “Reasons” features a skeletal breakbeat and haunting organ. Here, Flynn stretches his oddly skittish voice to its upper registers. “Now the night is savage / The birds don’t speak / Under a mangrove tree, I thought just to break down and weep,” he sings over moody carnival funk. The cyclical acoustic guitar figure in “Misgivings” sounds like indie-darlings The Shins recast as tie-dyed buskers. The song switches gears in the middle section, with trip-hop rhythms sharing the stage with washed-out keys and snaky bass. Overall, the album is like a day in the, well, you know. Hear Dark Park’s shady groove-pop on Saturday, May 20, at Nectar’s.

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(Mother West, CD) Central Vermont’s folk scene is populated by graying hippies trying to recapture the ancient, and often tired, sounds of yesteryear. Montpelier-based singer-songwriter Kris Gruen may play acoustic guitar, but he’s hardly part of that crowd. Gruen’s debut disc, Lullaby School, showcases contemporary influences from well beyond the Green Mountains. The result is an album that sounds more current than many local folk releases. Gruen claims to have spent a lot of time listening to Iron & Wine’s whisper-folk EP Woman King and Sufjan Stevens’ orchestral pop masterpiece Illinois during the making of his own album. You can hear it in the finished product. Gruen’s deep, hushed vocals and soft guitar work recall I&W’s Sam Beam; his use of melodica, glockenspiel, cello, accordion and xylophone bears something in common with Stevens’ most recent efforts. Opening track “Tender Theory” is perhaps the disc’s most immediately accessible tune, boasting chugging rhythms and a contagious melody. The song opens strong, but its full beauty isn’t revealed until the entrance of an achingly emotional melodica that floats up from the background. “In the Clearing” sets Gruen’s whispered libretto alongside the chiming, high-pitched notes of a glockenspiel. It’s an appealing contrast. Gruen’s modernistic take on archaic folk forms is exemplified in “Further Down,” which chronicles the uncertainties of moving into new stages of life. The track opens in a simple manner, with just Gruen and his guitar holding court. Later, as his vocals enter higher ranges, the song becomes embellished with drums, banjo, violin and accordions. Eventually, the tune blossoms into a complex and invigorating piece of music. With 15 songs, Lullaby School serves up a lot of material. And, as expected with a super-sized release, some tunes are better than others. Still, a good two-thirds of the disc is highly engrossing — a decent average for a debut. For the local folk scene, Gruen’s music is a shot across the bow. Here’s hoping he’s got more ammunition.

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CALL TO ARTISTS SPRING JURIED PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT: Professional and amateur shooters are invited to sumibt photos of canal schooner Lois McClure and/or tugboat C.L. Churchill; must be delivered to Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes May 20-29. Info and registration, http://www.lcmm.org or 475-2022. SUMMER CAMP VOLUNTEERS are needed to work as teaching assistants for Firehouse Education summer camps. Info, Melissa, 865-7525 or mwalker@ci.burlington.vt.us.

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E EXHIBIT Dana Marks Rachlin, watchwork collages on marble and ceramic tiles, Muddy Waters and Mirabelles, Burlington. Through May.

ARTWORK An untitled construction by Dana Marks Rachlin

PHOTO Marc Awodey

very assemblage artist must eventually come to terms with the legacy of Joseph Cornell. The reclusive, lifelong resident of Queens, New York, practically invented the art form of the threedimensional collage. South Burlington sculptor Dana Marks Rachlin works in a similar vein, piecing together bits of strange detritus to create unexpected images. But she has refined her approach to excel beyond the derivative. Her simultaneous café shows at Muddy Waters and Mirabelles in Burlington present a varied body of work that attests to her originality. Rachlin has managed to avoid the trap of being too closely influenced by Cornell’s metaphoric and often asymmetrical approach. She has discovered her own style of assemblage: flat, decorative, balanced. Her pieces are visually entertaining rather than deep and perplexing. Cornell’s pieces were fairly small, Surrealist aggregations of junk-shop pickings that were usually built into glass-fronted shadow boxes, to become wall sculptures. Few were more than a foot long in any direction. Rachlin’s works are similarly scaled, but she thinks “outside the box” affixing mysterious objects to flat, stone squares, and ceramic tiles that range from 4-by-4 inches to 12-by-12. Her main ingredients include coins, antique watch parts, earrings, bits of printed matter and pieces of colored mosaic glass.

Rachlin, who lived and studied in France for several years in the late 1990s, refers to her collection as a “Mélange des Mechanismes,” but the pieces are otherwise untitled. Rachlin also notes that she’s accumulated “thousands of antique watch parts and vintage items.” From that copious inventory of bric-a-brac, Rachlin selects materials with a careful eye for detail. There are 10 12-by-12-inch assemblages at Mirabelles, one of which has a beach-inspired motif. Glued to a beauti-

by a circle of sequins. The circle imitates a plate, with a fork on the right. Another piece appears to have a theater ticket at its center. Symmetrical clusters of jewelry and two watch faces are stuck onto either side of the ticket. Fourteen blue, green and gray mosaic tiles form a border along the image’s edge. In addition to nine foot-square pieces, the Muddy Waters exhibit showcases Rachlin’s 4-by-4-inch works. In these smaller pieces, visual details such as coins or a circular Spanish cheese label

Rachlin has discovered her own style of assemblage: flat, decorative, balanced. Her pieces are visually entertaining rather than deep and perplexing. ful, bumpy-surfaced red tile are a thin starfish, pointed snail shells and border squares of abalone shell or some other iridescent material. The same species of neutral brown, spiraled snail shell appears in an otherwise monochromatic blue piece, constructed on a dark ceramic tile. The blue assemblage includes silver jewelry, small silver bells, a Venezuelan coin and an ancient watch face with its hands frozen at 8:17. In one of the works at Muddy Waters, six watch faces are surrounded

stand out more. The cheese label assemblage also features two Spanish euro coins, and the interior of a pocket watch affixed to its surface. Alternating red and blue glass mosaic tiles run along the top and bottom edges, and the whole piece is spread out on a pitted ceramic square. Muddy Waters and Mirabelles are both popular venues, where artists often book shows a year in advance. Having two simultaneous exhibits a few doors apart is a nice little coup for Rachlin. Or is it just good timing? m

ELIZABETH MAYOR: "Variations on the Print." Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Artist talk and reception May 18, 7 p.m. Through May 24. SPRING MEMBERS’ SHOW: Works in multiple media; and student art by Upper Valley Home Schoolers. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Reception May 19, 5-8 p.m., with live music. Through July 2. GRETA NORTHFIELD: Oil paintings of portraits and structures. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 545-2181; weekdays or by appointment. Reception May 20, 5:30-9 p.m. Through June 20. ‘THE ARTFUL LIFE OF TASHA TUDOR,’ More than 40 works of art by, and featuring, the beloved author-illustrator and gardener. Shelburne Museum, 9853346. Lilac and Gardening Sunday, May 21, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., including informal conversations on the Ticonderoga with new Director Stephan Yost, 11 a.m. 12:30 p.m.; a keynote presentation by Tovah Martin and Richard W. Brown, author and photographer of Tasha Tudor's Garden, 1-2:30 p.m.; and a special address by scholar and Tudor biographer John Hare, "Hitty's Almanac in the Art of Tasha Tudor," 3 p.m. Exhibit through October. HEATHER MEISTERLING, DONNA GALLIHER & LYDIA BATTEN: "Waterworks and Words," watercolor paintings and calligraphy. Emile A. Gruppé Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Reception May 21, 4-6 p.m., with live music by Gigi Weisman. Through July 9. ‘RECLAIMING MIDWIVES: STILLS FROM ALL MY BABIES’: In this nationally touring exhibit, photographs by Robert Galbraith illustrate the 1953 film documenting the work of Georgia midwife Mary Francis Coley, who provided obstetric care to black women banned from hospitals due to segregation. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Screening of the film May 21, 4:30 p.m., at the Savoy Theater in Montpelier. Exhibit through July 1.

ONGOING :: burlington area NADINE LAFOND: "Transcripts from the Specter," works on paper and canvas that evoke the artist's Haitian ancestry. Penny Cluse Café, Burlington, 651-8834. Through June 26.

ONGOING >> 54A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

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POWER COUPLE Marilyn Monroe and Joe Dimaggio are dancing together again in Lance Richbourg’s exhibition of vibrant paintings, entitled “Marilyn and Joe,� at the Flynn Center’s Amy E. Tarrant Gallery. St. Michael’s College professor emeritus Richbourg, known for his luminous baseball paintings, filled one of the gallery walls with approximately 120 portraits of the iconic couple. They’re painted on newspaper articles and ads — to suggest nothing lasts forever?

ONGOING << 53A Barn and Stagecoach Inn; and "STEAMly. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. SENIOR ART GUILD: "Inspirations," an BOATS & THE VERMONT LANDSCAPE Through May. annual exhibition of works by residents of IN THE 19TH CENTURY," two exhibits GROUP SHOW: Paintings by Alexandra three local senior centers. Metropolitan from the museum's American paintings Bottinelli, Susan Russell, Harriet Wood and Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165. collection, Webb Gallery. Shelburne Ann Young. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Through June 5. Museum, 985-3346. Through October. Burlington, 563-2273. Through July. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: New acrylic paintings. JANET BIEHL: Etchings of locals, buildings TOM LASCELL: "Katmandu Bazaar, An Cobblestone Deli, Burlington, 310-9159. and people. Uncommon Grounds, Exhibition of Faces," black-and-white phoThrough June 15. Burlington, 865-6227. Through May. tography taken at a Nepalese marketplace. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Fun and inspiring DANA MARKS RACHLIN: Watchwork collages Green Door Studio, 20 1/2 Howard St., artwork. Sneakers, Winooski, 310-9159. on marble and ceramic tiles. Muddy Waters Burlington, 316-1124. Through May 20. Through May. and Mirabelles, Burlington, 660-8892. JANET VAN FLEET: "Circular Statements," R.G. SOLBERT & SUMRU TEKIN: Through May. wall-hung installation/paintings on metal "Dialogue, Monologue," paintings and JIM RATHMELL: Color photos. Skyway plates. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2277. sculpture, and monoprints, respectively. Corridor and Gates 1 & 2, Burlington Through June. 215 College Artists' Cooperative, International Airport, 865-7166. Through ‘INSPIRED ON THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED’: Burlington, 863-3662. Through June 4. June 1. The 6th annual group show by Rock Point ‘PAINTING FACES ON WAR’: "The Brave SARAH-LEE TERRAT: Paintings. Mezzanine School students. Rose St. Artists' Co-op, Hearts of the Lost Boys and Girls of Balcony, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, Burlington, 863-1104, x 27. Through May. Sudan," an exhibit of new work from 864-5587. Through May. ‘A SOLITARY FIGURE’: Sculpture by Erik artists in African refugee camps. Sanctuary GABRIELLE TSOUNIS-POPE & JME WHEELRehman, prints by John Whitney and jewelArtsite, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 863ER: Fantasy paintings and digital prints. ry by Linda and John Whitney. Frog Hollow, 1640. Through May. Studio STK, Burlington, 657-3333. Through Burlington, 863-6458. Through May. ‘ABSTRACTION X THREE’: Collage and assemMay 20. CHRISTINE COLE: Recent oil paintings and blage by Jason Boyd, ceramics by Cristina CARA BARER & DAVID PUTNAM: Bookdrawings. The One Wall Gallery, Studio Pellechio, and acrylic and mixed-media related and abstract photographs. Pine D3, 420 Pine St., Burlington, 860-1544. paintings by Susan Russell. Shelburne Art Street Art Works, Burlington, 863-8100. Through May. Center Gallery, 985-3648. Through June 3. Through June 28. RENAISSANCE TEAM PHOTOGRAPHS: MR. MASTERPIECE: "Carrot Seeking Missile," LANCE RICHBOURG: "Marilyn and Joe," "Bridging Generations," portraits of local new works on canvas and paper. Cynthea's paintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn senior citizens by eighth-graders from Spa, Burlington, 999-4601. Through June. Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through Edmunds Middle School. Firehouse Center JAMES FLORSCHUTZ & MEG WALKER: "A June 24. for the Visual Arts, Second Floor, Fork in the Road," mixed-media sculptural KAREN BUNCH: "Rookie Farmer, Patient Burlington, 865-5332. Through May 26. works and installation. Firehouse Gallery, Flock," new oil paintings. Smokejacks, BRYCE BERGGREN: Recent works. Burlington, 865-7165. Through June 24. Burlington, 453-7452. Through May. Chittenden Bank main branch, ‘THE LOVE STATION’: Ten artists show mixed ‘BREAKING BOUNDARIES: BEYOND THE 2D Burlington, 864-1557. Through June. media, photography, painting and installaBARRIER’: Artists Gary Godbersen, JEFF SCHNEIDERMAN: Photographs, Dining tion. Pursuit Gallery, Wing Building, Tabbatha Henry, Lori Hinrichsen, David Room; and RICH GIBSON: Landscape phoBurlington, 862-3883. Through June 24. Kearns, Michael Kuk, Josh Neilson, John tography, Greenhouse; and STEVE CAMPJEN KRISTEL: "The Colors of Nature," monoOsmond and Will Patlove blur the lines BELL: Figurative and abstract paintings, prints. Mojo's, Essex Junction, 879-4475. between ceramics, painting and sculpture. Bar. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through May. South End Arts and Business Association Through May. HOLLY HAUSER & CHRISTOPHER THOMPoffice, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 859SARAH NEITH: Studies in dark and light SON: Mixed-media paintings. Furchgott 9222. Through June 1. from her series "Cityscapes" and Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. BRIAN MOHR & EMILY JOHNSON: "Emergence." Speeder & Earl's, Pine St., Through June 13. "Captured Wild," an exploration in phoBurlington, 859-9222. Through May. NICHOLAS CHAPPELL: "Underscore," painttography; and CYNDI JOHNSON: ESSEX ART LEAGUE: Small paintings and ings, photographs and sculpture influCeramics. One percent of sales will be miniatures by 14 local artists. Burnham enced by technology and the digital age. donated to conservation efforts. Art Place Library, Colchester, 872-0402. Through Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 150 at The Men's Room, Burlington, 496June 1. 860-7183. Through May. 5434. Through May. ‘HOMEY AND HIP’: Furniture created for ‘DOMESTIC SPYNE’: A group exhibit that ‘ABSTRACTION AS METAPHOR’: Seven Knoll Inc. by designers including Frank takes a satirical look at politics and secuVermont artists show paintings, photograGehry, Isamu Noguchi, Eero Saarinen and rity. E1 Studio Collective, Burlington, phy and installation. VCAM Space, 208 Harry Bertoia, Collector's House; and 860-0786. Through May 30. Flynn Ave., Burlington, 651-9692. 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:: champlain valley EDWARD KOREN: "New Yorker Cartoons 1990-2005," works by the renowned Brookfield resident-cartoonist. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through August 13. MATTHEW BROWN: Photographs. Lincoln Library, 453-2665. Through June. ‘ART FOR THE OPERA STAGE’: Theater props and sets by Fran Bull, costumes by Debra Anderson and production photographs by Ernie Longey. Gallery in-theField, Brandon, 247-0125. Through June. VERMONT PASTEL SOCIETY: A baker's dozen Vermont artists show their works. Charlotte Senior Center, 425-3444. Through May. JEFFREY BRAXTON: Photographs by the featured artist. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through May. MOLLIE GERMAN & NICK MAYER: "Garden: Earth and Sky," ceramic planters, tiles and mosaics, and watercolors of moths and butterflies, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through June 15. MOLLIE GERMAN & NICK MAYER: "Garden: Earth & Sky," features watercolors, tiles and mosaics. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through June 15. ‘FACE TO FACE: VERMONT PORTRAITS 1795-1930’: An exhibit of portraits of individuals who contributed to Vermont's heritage. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through September 3. MAXINE Z. DAVIS: A rotating show of oil, acrylic and watercolor paintings, changed on May 13. Charlotte Public Library, 4253034. Through May. ‘SCREENED AND SELECTED: CONTEMPORARY PHOTOGRAPHY AND VIDEO ACQUISITIONS 1999-2005’: Works by 20 contemporary artists chosen by college majors in art, architecture, film and media culture; and TONY OURSLER: "Time Stop," a video installation and sculpture in the series "Art Now." Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-2240. Through June 4.

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ays after receiving an 18-page letter from Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President George W. Bush called the lengthy missive “an act of war” and demanded that Iran halt its production of long letters at once. At the White House, aides said that writing a letter of such length to President Bush, who is known for his extreme distaste for reading, was the most provocative act Mr. Ahmadinejad could have possibly committed. “Everyone knows that the last book the president read was My Pet Goat,” one aide said. “Expecting him to read an 18-page letter is really asking for it, and that Iranian dude must have known that.” According to those close to Mr. Bush, the president was infuriated upon receipt of the 18-page letter and asked aides

if it was some kind of joke. The president then demanded that the letter be boiled down to a one- or two-page format, or possibly adapted to a DVD version, just as he had ordered for news reports on Hurricane Katrina.

short, easy-to-read instantmessaging format. In his first IM to President Bush, released to the press today, President Ahmadinejad writes, “Am building nukes. R U angry? LOL.” Elsewhere, Air Force Gen.

Expecting him to read an 18-page letter is really asking for it, and that Iranian dude must have known that. In Tehran, President Ahmadinejad said he was “taken aback” by Mr. Bush’s refusal to read an 18-page letter, but said that all his future communications to the U.S. president would be in

Michael V. Hayden vowed today that as director of the CIA he would push the agency to find new and better sources of false intelligence. m

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PREVIEWS OVER THE HEDGE: Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling, Steve Carell and William Shatner lend their voices for this cartoon comedy concerning a gaggle of woodland creatures trying to coexist with new suburban neighbors. Directed by Tim Johnson and Karey Kirkpatrick. (83 min, PG) THE DA VINCI CODE: Tom Hanks and Ron Howard re-team for the big-screen version of Dan Brown’s bestseller about a Harvard symbology prof who cracks a series of clues hidden in the work of the great painter and uncovers a secret that would be unbelievably shocking if everybody on earth didn’t already know it. With Audrey Tautou, Ian McKellen and Jean Reno. (149 min, PG-13) THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE: Gretchen Mol stars in this look at the life and wild times of the famous 1950s pin-up queen. With Chris Bauer, Lili Taylor and David Strathairn. Directed by Mary Harron. (90 min, R)

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P MAYHEM VOYAGE: Russell and company attempt to jump ship in Wolfgang Petersen’s splashy remake.

oseidon is not exactly a message movie, but it is instructional on at least one point: Under no circumstances should one ever share a boat with Richard Dreyfuss. You step on board and see this guy, don’t even waste time asking for your money back. Just run for dry land. This is the third film in a sort of high-seas trilogy for director Wolfgang Petersen. Each of the three has been in a different genre. Das Boot is a classic war movie. The Perfect Storm is a true-life, man-versus-the-elements thriller. What we have here, on the other hand, is a tongue-in-cheek homage to the bloated Irwin Allen-style disaster film that flourished briefly in the 1970s. At least, I think that’s what it is. In some places the characters, dialogue and plot developments are so cheesily ridiculous, they have to be tongue-incheek. In others, the director seems to want his audience to take them seriously. The launching point is pretty much the same as the 1972 original’s. In the moments before a cruise ship is flipped by a giant rogue wave, generic players are introduced. Petersen’s approach to character development is decidedly minimalist — which is okay, I suppose. These aren’t people about whom anyone would yearn to know a whole lot more. Where the old film featured a motley lineup of Hollywood warhorses — Ernest Borgnine, Shelley Winters, Gene Hackman, Red Buttons and Roddy McDowall among them — the new one features a cost-effective cast composed almost entirely of unknowns. The few familiar faces include Kurt Russell as former New York Mayor Robert Ramsay, Josh Lucas as professional gambler Dylan Johns and Dreyfuss in the role of a wealthy gay man whose partner has left him high and dry on New Year’s Eve. Well, not quite dry. Right on cue, the 150-foot wave turns the ballroom floor into the ballroom ceiling and, thanks to three decades’ worth of special-effects advances, the ensuing chaos and devastation come across as even more chaotic and devastating than before. Who knew there were so many things on an ocean

liner that could burst into flame or blow up when turned upside down? The captain assures survivors that they’ll be safe until help arrives, that the room will act as an air bubble and keep the massive boat afloat. Lucas and Russell, a one-time Navy man and a fireman, respectively, think that’s probably an optimistic assessment, and decide to make their way upward in the hope of jumping ship before it sinks. For no apparent reason, a random assortment of passengers tags along. Ultimately, the group numbers nine, and includes Russell’s daughter and son-in-law, whom Russell just happens to bump into a floor or two above the ballroom. There’s also a mother and her young son, a Mexican stowaway, an obnoxious drunk, Dreyfuss and one of the ship’s kitchen workers. As I say, some of the obstacles they encounter, and several of the fates characters meet, border on the howlingly absurd. Russell’s son-in-law’s leg is practically severed when the vessel overturns, but for the rest of the movie, he doesn’t so much as limp. While crossing a churning, burning abyss on a bridge-like hunk of debris, the obnoxious drunk pauses to announce that his nickname is “Lucky Larry” — not just once but several times. Want to guess what happens next? Time after time, the group is forced to make its way from one part of the ship to another under water, and you won’t believe how long these people can hold their breath. They make David Blaine look like a three-pack-a-day man. At the same time, Petersen whips up white-knuckle suspense as well as anyone out there. What Poseidon lacks in depth and dialogue it makes up for in edge-of-your-seat moments. The water level rises almost as quickly as Lucas, Russell and the rest can climb toward safety, and the filmmaker strings together a series of breathlessly entertaining sequences in which they race against the clock to stay one step ahead. Sure, it’s not great cinema, but it is a good time. This is a big dumb summer movie that doesn’t skimp on the big dumb summer fun. m

16 BLOCKSHHH Bruce Willis stars in Richard Donner’s action-adventure about the unlikely bond that develops between a petty criminal and the cop who’s supposed to escort him to his grand-jury testimony. With David Morse and Tig Fong. (102 min, PG-13) AKEELAH AND THE BEEHHH1/2 Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne team up for the tale of an 11-year-old girl who overcomes the odds — and her mother’s objections — to get a spot in the Scripps National Spelling Bee. With Keke Palmer and Curtis Armstrong. Written and directed by Doug Atchison. (112 min, PG) AN AMERICAN HAUNTINGHH Writerdirector Courtney Solomon brings us a fright-fest based on the only documented case in U.S. history of a supernatural spirit causing a person’s death. Starring Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek and Rachel Hurd-Wood. (90 min, PG-13) ART SCHOOL CONFIDENTIALHH1/2 Max Minghella stars in this comedy chronicling a high school student’s quest to become the greatest artist in the world. Also featuring John Malkovich, Anjelica Huston and Sophia Myles. (120 min, R) BRICKHHH1/2 The Maltese Falcon meets Fast Times at Ridgemont High in writerdirector Rian Johnson’s directorial debut, a noir take on life at a southern California high school. With Lukas Haas, Nora Zehetner and Noah Segan. (110 min, R) FRIENDS WITH MONEYHHH1/2 Jennifer Aniston, Joan Cusack, Catherine Keener and Frances McDormand star in writerdirector Nicole Holofcener’s wry exploration of the shifting relationships between four L.A. women who have been close all their adult lives. (88 min, R) HOOTHH1/2 Logan Lerman, Brie Larson and Cody Linley star in the story of three middle school students who fight to save a population of owls from greedy land

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Da Vinci De-Coder accept that,” notes Nahra. “They make up their own menu of parts they want to believe. There’s an illusion that you’re learning true things.” She is keen to unearth Dan Brown’s errors. “At one talk I gave, a man came up to me and said, ‘I’m an expert on listening devices,’” Nahra recalls. “Apparently, the listening devices described in scenes at the Louvre wouldn’t work because the museum’s walls are too thick.” This revelation contributes to Nahra’s sense that, in terms of makebelieve, The Da Vinci Code is akin to James Bond spy thrillers. A few weeks ago, she visited an alleged center of religious espionage: Opus Dei’s American headquarters in New York City. “They’re ordinarylooking people, not monks,” Nahra explains. “It hurts them that the public thinks they carry out assassinations.” Nahra’s own work-in-progress, The Da Vinci Code Grounded, will explore the blurring of fact and fancy in literature. She will discuss her views Thursday night on Vermont Public Radio’s “Switchboard” show, and at future library chats. “After the film comes out,” Nahra says, “I suspect there’ll be even more interest in this subject.” We Yanks really love cinema about ordinary British blokes overcoming adversity with pluck. The Full Monty, a 1996 pioneer in this crowdpleasing UK genre, focuses on laid-off

Yorkshire mill laborers who raise money with a male striptease act. Director Julian Jarrold’s Kinky Boots, arriving a week from Friday at the Palace 9 in South Burlington, traces a similar arc. Employees of a failing English shoe factory in Northampton launch the company’s revolutionary new products at a prestigious Milan fashion show, with sassy drag queens as their runway models. The saga begins when Charlie (Joel Edgerton, a Conan O’Brien lookalike) reluctantly inherits Price & Sons, a family business manufacturing traditional men’s oxfords, which are now marginalized by cheaper Third World goods. The firm’s prospects seem bleak until Charlie meets Lola (the talented Chiwetel Ejiofor of Dirty Pretty Things and Inside Man), a cross-dressing London cabaret singer whose birth name is Simon. Turns out Lola represents a demographic unable to find attractive boots — preferably thighhigh, red patent leather — with stilet-

to heels that can support a big boy’s weight. Before you can say “the full booty,” the straight guy joins forces with the presumably gay guy. As in many gender-bending pictures, the non-hetero character is celebrated but denied an actual sex life. Charlie’s romantic ties are another matter. He slowly distances himself from a disapproving fiancée in favor of a sweet factory girl (Sarah-Jane Potts) who encourages his dream of footwear success. Lola ditches the chanteuse gig and tries to save the day at Price & Sons, in the conservative Midlands, by designing flamboyant boots. Don (Nick Frost), one of the just-plain folks on the assembly line, is homophobic. He soon gets his comeuppance. Since Kinky is feel-good entertainment, most problems are happily resolved by the time Lola and several other female impersonators proudly strut their pointy-toed stuff on the Italian catwalk. Uplift, anyone? m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

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This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

A python ate the WOLF that ate Little Red Riding Hood. Drinking too much sulfuric acid could give you HEARTBURN. Please tell TOMMY the weather wizard to rein in that smile. The BORDER collie is the smartest dog alive, but it sheds. The origin of oranges is yellows mixed with REDS. Every one of us is a PASSENGER on the train of life. Jimmy HOFFA was swallowed by the Lake Champlain monster. The sun is SHINING deceptively over troubled waters. Huck, Jim, BATMAN, and Robin had a picnic in the Ramble. Fortune cookies were invented in CHINATOWN, not China. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS POPCORN. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Who’s the Jack of all trades?

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he theological conspiracy theories posited by author Dan Brown in The Da Vinci Code are anathema to Nancy Nahra. But she can’t seem to shake the topic. While on vacation in Paris last summer, the Champlain College English professor spotted a set for the movie version then shooting at the Louvre. By coincidence, in the fall the Vermont Humanities Council asked Nahra, who also chairs her college’s humanities department, to talk about the novel at libraries around the state. “God knows, there are better books,” she says of her initial reaction to public forums on what she describes as a “fourth-rate” bestseller. But Nahra has turned the hype surrounding the Da Vinci phenomenon into her own potential publishing opportunity. The big-screen adaptation of The Da Vinci Code — opening nationwide this weekend — delves into ancient secrets about Jesus and Mary Magdalene that contradict the Bible. The chief protagonist is a Harvard scholar (Tom Hanks) who discovers clues embedded in Renaissance masterpieces such as “The Mona Lisa” and “The Last Supper.” He’s pursued by villains, including a spooky albino monk associated with the controversial Catholic sect called Opus Dei. Some 60 million copies have been sold since Code came out in March 2003. Fans flock to tours of the genuine historic sites mentioned on its pages. “The book is fiction, but, for some reason, people find it difficult to

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Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Hoot 12:45, 3, 5:10, 7:20. Just My Luck 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Mission: Impossible III 12:50, 1:30, 3:40, 4:10, 6:30, 7, 9:10, 9:35. Poseidon 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40. RV 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. The Sentinel 9:30. Stick It 1:10, 4, 7, 9:25. United 93 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20. friday 19 — thursday 25 *The Da Vinci Code 12:30, 1:15, 3:40, 4:30, 6:45, 7:45, 9:50. *Over the Hedge 12:30, 1, 2:30, 3, 4:30, 5, 7, 7:30, 9:10, 9:30. Hoot 12:45, 3, 5:10. Just My Luck 7:20, 9:40. Mission: Impossible III 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:35. RV 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. United 93 12:40, 3:30, 6:45 (except Sun), 9:25. Times subject to change.

ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Just My Luck 7, 9:15. Mission: Impossible III 6:45, 9:20. RV 7:10, 9:25. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 7:15. Hoot 9:10. friday 19 — thursday 25 *Over the Hedge 1 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:05. Just My Luck 9:10. Mission: Impossible III 1:10 (Sat & Sun), 6:45, 9:20. RV 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:15. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 1:20 (Sat & Sun), 7:20. Times subject to change. See www.merrilltheatres.net.

MAJESTIC 10 Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Poseidon 12:40, 1:40, 3:10, 4:10, 5:10, 6:15, 7:15, 8:10, 9, 9:45. Just My Luck 1:20, 4, 7, 9:25. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 12:30. Mission: Impossible III 1, 2:35, 3:50, 5:15, 6:45, 8, 9:30. RV 12:35, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:40. Stick It 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:35. United 93 12:50, 3:30, 6:25, 9:10. An American Haunting 1:10, 6:35. Hoot 12:45, 3. Silent Hill 3:40, 9:20.

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THE SAVOY THEATER Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Duma 6:30. Neil Young: Heart of Gold 8:30.

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MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456 wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Poseidon 1:30, 3:45, 7:15, 9:15. Brick 1:40, 4, 7, 9:30. Art School Confidential 1:50, 4:20, 7:05, 9:35. Thank You For Smoking 2, 4:30, 7:10, 9:20. Friends With Money 2:20, 4:40, 7:25, 9:25. Tsotsi 2:10, 6:30. On a Clear Day 4:10, 8:30.

Yellow curry with tuna. A spicy fish curry, very aromatic and a bit sour. If you like our Tom Yam soup, give this one a try! This Thai curry does not contain coconut milk and is very healthy.

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Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678. friday 19 — thursday 25 *Over the Hedge 1:30 & 3:20 (Sat & Sun), 7, 8:45. *The Da Vinci Code 2 (Sat & Sun), 6:45, 9:25.

Gaeng Som $7.50

wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Poseidon 7:30. Mission: Impossible III 7:30. Hoot 7:30. friday 19 — thursday 25 *The Da Vinci Code 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 3:30 (Fri-Sun), 6:30 & 9:10 (FriSun), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). *Over the Hedge 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 4:30 (FriSun), 6:30 & 8:30 (Fri-Sun), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). Poseidon 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 4:30 (Fri-Sun), 6:45 & 9:10 (FriSun), 7:30 (Sun-Thu).

Choice of chicken or beef. A traditional lunch dish in Thailand. Minced chicken or beef stir-fried with vegetables and lots of fresh basil. Try it with a “kai Jeow� omelet. Spicy!

Pad Kee Mao “Drunken Noodles� $7.50 Choice of beef, chicken or tofu. This spicy and full flavored noodle dish is a favorite of those hardy souls after a night on the town.

Khao-Pat Tammada $7.25 Choice of chicken, pork or tofu. Mild fried rice with meat/tofu, egg and vegetables. A delicious accompaniment for any dish — or by itself!

TAKE-OUT AVAILABLE: 878-2788 • BYOB

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friday 19 — thursday 25 *The Da Vinci Code 1, 2:15, 3:50, 5:15, 6:45, 8:15, 9:40. Art School Confidential 1:50, 4:20, 7:05, 9:35. Thank You For Smoking 2, 4:30, 7:10, 9:20. Friends With Money 2:20, 4:40, 7:25, 9:25. Poseidon 1:30, 3:45, 7:15, 9:15.

friday 17 — sunday 19 *Da Vinci Code & RV. *Over the Hedge & Ice Age 2: The Meltdown. Poseidon & 16 Blocks. Mission: Impossible III & Silent Hill. Open Fri-Sun only. Shows start at sundown.

Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610 wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Sophie Scholl: The Final Days 1:15, 4:10, 6:55, 9:25. Beauty Academy of Kabul 10:30 (Thu), 2:45, 4:45, 7. Poseidon 10:30 (Thu), 1, 2:40, 3:40, 5, 6:20, 7:20, 8:40, 9:40. Just My Luck 12:20, 2:35, 4:55, 7:10, 9:30. Mission: Impossible III 12:30, 2:20, 3:30, 5:05, 6:30, 8, 9:20. United 93 12:50, 3:35, 6:50, 9:30. Hoot 12:35. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 12:15. Akeelah and the Bee 12:15. RV 1:05, 3:45, 6:40, 9. An American Haunting 9:10. friday 19 — thursday 25 *The Notorious Bettie Page 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 7, 9:10. *The Da Vinci Code 10:30 (Sun), 12, 1:30, 3:15, 4:45, 6:30, 8, 9:35. *Over the Hedge 10:30 (Thu), 12, 12:40, 2:10, 2:50, 4:20, 5:05, 6:30, 7:15, 9:20. Just My Luck 12:50. Poseidon 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Sophie Scholl: The Final Days 8:45. Mission: Impossible III 12:30, 3:30, 6:40, 9:25. United 93 3:35, 6:50, 9:30. RV 1:05, 3:45, 6:45, 9. Times subject to change.

104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Poseidon 7, 9. Just My Luck 7, 9. Mission: Impossible III 7, 9:15. friday 19 — thursday 25 *The Da Vinci Code 2 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:30. *Over the Hedge 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 8:45. Poseidon 2 (Sat & Sun), 7. Just My Luck 4 (Sat & Sun), 9.

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WED.17 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. STOWE CONCERT SERIES: Jazz duo Taryn Noelle and Joe Davidian voice select standards. Stowe Community Church, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7792. BARBARY COAST JAZZ ENSEMBLE: This student group’s four seniors storm the stage in a farewell concert. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $12. Info, 603-646-2422. ADAM BOYCE: The Yankee fiddler and humorist shows off high notes and down-home humor, with musical guests. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 229-0492.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.

drama DROP-IN IMPROV: Actors create characters and hone storytelling skills in a fun stage workshop. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 862-0999. PLAY READING: Theatre on a Shoestring ties up loose ends at a non-competitive dramatic reading of a work to be decided by the group. 425 Dorset Street, #4, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-212-5884.

film ‘WHY WE FIGHT’: This award-winning documentary probes profits generated by the American war machine. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘BABES ON BROADWAY’: Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney star in this 1940s musical about two Hollywood hopefuls who stage a charity show for orphans. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words GOGOL GROUP: At a weekly get-together, creative types resurrect theatrical projects inspired by the novel Dead Souls, by Russian lit luminary Nikolai Gogol. Cardboard Technical Institute, Montpelier, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0854. POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns reading original verse, folk ballads sans instruments or selections from favorite authors at this multilingual mélange. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Wartime Lies by Louis Begley consider how untruths affect family ties. Winooski Memorial Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410. ‘WHO WAS ROBERT FROST?’: Poet Geof Hewitt reads verse by the New England literary giant, then discusses Frost’s depiction of Vermont denizens. Pratt Hall, Montgomery, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 326-4869. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Elliot Perlman’s novel Seven Types of Ambiguity try to keep the narrative straight. Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

MISSIVES ON A MISSION: The three editors of Letters From Young Activists: Today’s Rebels Speak Out read from and discuss their communiqué compilation. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 318-0466.

CONTAINER GARDENING: Porch and patio decorators learn how to cultivate plants in easy-to-manage pots. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free, bring a brown-bag lunch. Info, 652-7080. VERMONT’S ORIGINAL DEVELOPERS: Historian Vincent Feeney connects the survey-line dots between Ethan and Ira Allen’s colonial-era real estate speculation and the Revolutionary War. Warren Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-9458. LIGHTWEIGHT BACKPACKING: Record setter Andrew Skurka, the first person to walk more than 7700 miles from Québec’s Atlantic shore to Washington state’s westernmost cape, shares stories from his 2005 transcontinental trek. Eastern Mountain Sports, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0473.

WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: Kids meet Jersey milkers after hearing Deborah Fayerman’s How to Speak Moo. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 910:30 a.m. $5. Registration and info, 457-2355. ‘GROWING UP GARDENING’: Preschoolers discover the delights of raising plants in a craft-centered program. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9:30-11 a.m. $8. Registration and info, 229-6206. PAJAMA STORYTIME: Little ones curl up with milk and cookies to hear bedtime tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. Room A108, Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Lincoln Hall, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341. HEALTH-CARE FORUM: Burlington mayor Bob Kiss moderates a panel discussion about working families’ stuggle to find affordable health care. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 272-0882.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See the world through the eyes of an injured bird, from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Info, 253-9591. Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free.5/8/06 2x1-vonbargens051006 1:04 PM

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film ‘WHY WE FIGHT’: See May 17. ‘RESPIRO’: A free-spirited Italian woman is scorned by the people in a small fishing village after she begins having panic attacks. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. PHOTOGRAPHY TALK: Burlington-based lens artist Gina D’Amico explains how images click for her. Bethany Church Parlor, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 479-4127. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127. LIVING WREATH WORKSHOP: Floral fanciers set growing pansies into circular shapes. Woodbury Community Library, 7 p.m. $15. Registration and info, 472-5710.

words JOHN HILFERTY: The Vermont-based travel essayist and journalist reads from his first novel, Moonlight in Vermont. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

CHARTING A NEW CONSCIOUSNESS & CULTURE Join Jessica Roemischer, cultural critic and Senior Editor of What Is Enlightenment? magazine, for a multimedia presentation and discussion exploring the question: How can we actualize our most far-reaching potential in an increasingly complex and challenging world? What would the emergence of a higher consciousness—and culture—actually look like?

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SHORT STORY WRITING: Stowe writer Shawn Kerivan guides creative types in crafting and publishing trenchant narratives. Stowe Free Library, 7-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 253-6145.

talks VERMONT LANDSCAPE PLANTS: UVM professor and horticulturist Mark Starrett helps homeowners ID invasive species and choose cold-hardy ones. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211. RIPARIAN HISTORY: Naturalist and New Englandbased author Michael Tougias offers an illustrated talk that covers the length of the Connecticut River. Shrewsbury Historical Society, Cuttingsville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3706. LYME DISEASE: Bernadette Earley describes her 10year recovery from a tick-borne illness, including input from specialists. Northside Baptist Church, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-3636. HAITIAN HEALTH CARE: Members of a Vermont group that brought medical services to a mountain village in Haiti discuss conditions within the country. Davis Auditorium, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, reception 3:30 p.m., presentation 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8753. ‘BOOKED FOR LUNCH’: Vermont-based cultural adventurer, explorer and photojournalist Jan Reynolds speaks about her work. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 863-4312. ‘GREAT DECISIONS’ DISCUSSION GROUP: The Vermont Council on World Affairs and the Foreign Policy Association co-sponsor a debate on United Nations reform. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7076. ‘FOOD FASCISM’: Herbalist Craig Hill exposes how pharmaceutical companies are consolidating control over plant supplements. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 17. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3 to 5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. TEEN ADVISORY BOARD: Bookish kids plan literary pursuits for middle- and high-school students. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

sport VT CORPORATE CUP CHALLENGE & STATE AGENCY RACE: Teams of walkers and runners cover 5K in a showdown between businesses, government offices and nonprofit organizations. Statehouse Lawn, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free to watch. Info, 985-9929.

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BREAD AND PUPPET BARN BENEFIT Friday, May 19, E-1 Studio Collective, 416 Pine Street, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 655-4606. http://www.breadandpuppet.org http://www.pinestreetartworks.com http://www.vsavt.org

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etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 17. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 17. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 17. CHARITY BINGO: See May 17. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers plan moves to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787. BURLINGTON BUSINESS ASSOCIATION DINNER: Local businesspeople celebrate 25 years of strolling on the Church Street mall with a filet mignon and mushroom-farfalle feast. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, silent auction 5:30 p.m., dinner 7 p.m. $60. Reservations and info, 863-1175. AWARDS CEREMONY: Governor Jim Douglas lauds recipients of statewide laurels for worksite wellness and physical fitness. Pavilion Auditorium, Montpelier, 2:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9929. HISTORY WORKSHOP: Deborah Clifford, author of The Passion of Abby Hemenway, leads local history buffs in a research session about primary source materials. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2117.

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drama ‘LAUGHING WILD’: See May 18. ‘KNOCK ON THE SKY’: A pianist-composer, a dancer-choreographer and an architect-sculptor combine skills in this philosophical performance inspired by Kobo Abe’s Woman of the Dunes and Albert Camus’ The Death of Sisyphus. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. THE SPIELPALAST CABARET: Burlington’s own scantily dressed, underground theater troupe mounts political vaudeville and vintage burlesque, circa 1930s Berlin. See calendar spotlight. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 888512-7469.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. BELLA VOCE: The women’s chorus sings inspirational melodies in a concert of classical and ‘THE WHITE COUNTESS’: Ralph Fiennes stars as a newly commissioned works. Warren United Church, blind British diplomat who falls in love with a 8 p.m. Free. Info, 496-9714. Russian aristocrat in 1930s Shanghai. Catamount VERMONT CHAMBER PLAYERS: Violinists Damir Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, and Ashley Horvat, violist Elizabeth Reid, cellist 748-2600. Robert Blais and clarinetist David Goodman debut ‘SEOUL TRAIN’: This documentary follows Korean as the state’s newest classical ensemble, with refugees as they travel through a modern day music by Mozart and Beethoven. Unitarian Church, Underground Railroad to escape Chinese authoriMontpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-6229. ties. A discussion with the filmmaker follows. 3x5-CSWD051706 5/11/06 1:53 PM Page 1

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Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $8. Info, 603646-2422. ‘JUNEBUG’: A Chicago art dealer travels to the deep South to meet her husband’s eccentric family. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 518-523-2512. ‘ROBIN’S HOOD’: Two lesbians team up to rob banks and share the wealth with social-service agencies in this hip-hop remake of a classic English fable. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812. ‘CHICKEN LITTLE’: Families duck and cover for Disney’s animated feature about a hatchling with healthy paranoia. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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talks NATURAL BIRTH: Doula Jennifer Thoma shows footage of Russian women birthing in the warm tidal pools of the Black Sea, followed by a discussion of maternal support systems. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 17. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See May 17, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 18. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join guitarist Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. MEN ALIVE RETREAT: Guys get away from it all to support each other in drumming circles and sweat lodges. Sky Meadow Retreat, Stannard, call for times. $85-125 includes food and lodging; scholarships also available. Registration and info, 877-3742. BREAD AND PUPPET BARN BENEFIT: Small sideshows, mini theater, animated films and storytelling precede a stilt-walking dance party to support one of Vermont’s most unique museums. See calendar spotlight. E-1 Studio Collective, 416 Pine Street, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 655-4606. PERENNIAL PLANT SALE: Gardeners support regrowth via flowers and foliage to benefit a transition house for former prisoners. 1033 Pine Street, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3345. HELEN DAY ART CENTER GALA: Donors dine, bid on auction items, and dance to platinum-plated tunes by the High Rollers. New Mountain View Pavilion, Topnotch Resort & Spa, Stowe, 6 p.m. $125. Reservations and info, 253-8358. PTO TAG SALE: Gently used clothes, books, games and household items generate funds for youngsters’ sustainable living initiatives. Orchard School, South Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3395. ‘FOLK IT UP’: The ClothingChange Exchange showcases radical, refashioned folk garments to live music. ClothingChange ReCreation Center, Montpelier, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1239. ‘THE GARDEN PARTY’: VPR commentator and gardening expert Charlie Nardozzi joins other plantsavvy persona for horticultural how-to panels, followed by a silent auction with live Celtic harp music. ECHO Center, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $10 includes desserts, and benefits the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. Info, 864-0555.

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etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 17. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 17. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 17. CHARITY BINGO: See May 17. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See May 17.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. BELLA VOCE: See May 19, First Congregational Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. HANDEL SOCIETY CONCERT: Singers offer Beethoven’s Mass in C Major and Benjamin Britten’s cantata “The Company of Heaven,” accompanied by the Hanover Chamber Orchestra. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $18. Info, 603-646-2422. FRANCO-AMERICAN FIDDLING WORKSHOP: Donna Hébert and Claude Méthé coach tune makers in the tradition of bowmaster Louis Beaudoin. See calendar spotlight. Bethany Church Parlor, Montpelier, 2-5 p.m. $40. Registration and info, 229-1403.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN JAZZ SERIES: Vermont pianist Joe Davidian directs a statewide septet in a tribute to the music of bassist Charles Mingus. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 229-0984. ONION RIVER CHORUS: Singers voice rarely performed Latin, German and English settings of verses from Psalm 126. Barre Universalist Church, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 476-4300. THE WILLOUGHBYS: This Americana quartet gives a nod to Gillian Welch and Gram Parsons with guitar- and mandolin-driven folk. Richmond Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 343-1158. VERMONT FIDDLE ORCHESTRA: Violin-family instruments take center stage at a concert of folk music with champion fiddler Ron West. St. Albans Elementary School Gymnasium, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 223-8945.

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dance DANCE RECITAL: See May 19. DANCE WORKSHOP: Actors interested in auditioning for the Barre Players’ upcoming production of Cats practice feline movements. St. Monica Schools’ Gym, Barre, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 454-7101. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Lausanne Allen shows the way for movers committed to the Rhythm Method String Band. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163.

drama ‘LAUGHING WILD’: See May 18. ‘KNOCK ON THE SKY’: See May 19. THE SPIELPALAST CABARET: See May 19. ‘MARK TWAIN TONIGHT!’: One-man-acting pioneer Hal Holbrook offers his trademark embodiment of the American humorist and writer who authored Huckleberry Finn. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $28-48. Info, 603-448-0400.

film ‘THE WHITE COUNTESS’: See May 19. ‘LOOKING FOR COMEDY IN THE MUSLIM WORLD’: Albert Brooks stars in this mockumentary about a comedian hired by the U.S. government to make Middle Eastern people laugh. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. SILK PAINTING DEMO: Fabric artist Grace Brunelle brushes ink onto smooth surfaces to make one-ofa-kind wearables. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236. LIFE DRAWING: Artists sketch a live model in various poses using a medium of their choice. Studio STK, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $10. Info, 657-3333. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356.

HEAVEN SPENT Is pushing a boulder an onerous task or a welcome meditation? The answer may depend on whether the chore is an endless one. In Knock on the Sky, a multimedia piece combining music, dance and video installation, three collaborators probe the meaning of monotony. Pianistcomposer Myra Melford, dancer-choreographer Dawn Saito and architect-sculptor Michael Haberz started developing the work during a Flynn residency last July. The trio took as their model Japanese novelist and filmmaker Kobo Abe’s 1964 film Woman of the Dunes, in which a waylaid traveler must forever sweep sand from a house. Japanese butoh dance master Oguri (pictured), trumpeter Cuong Vu and koto-player-turned-jazz-bassist Stomu Takeishi explore push-up blahs in an improv-powered performance.

‘KNOCK ON THE SKY’ Friday & Saturday, May 19 & 20, FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. http://www.myramelford.com/projectsknock.html BEHIND-THE-SCENES LECTURE Saturday, May 20, Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4502.

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words ‘PAINTING FACES ON WAR’ POETRY READING: Community members hear poems by evacuated Sudanese children in a gallery of paintings by artists still in African refugee camps. Sanctuary Artsite, Jager DiPaola Kemp Design, Burlington, 2:30 p.m. Please bring an art supply to donate. Info, 863-1640.

TONGUE MOUNTAIN HIKE: Trekkers bring lunch and water on this moderate, 5-mile trip in the Lake George region of the Adirondacks. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 863-1145. MEADOW RUN 5K: Cross-country runners lope along a challenging course through single-track and mowed trails. North Pasture Lane, Charlotte, registration 8 a.m., race 9 a.m. $10. Info, 425-2384.

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talks COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS: Carol Bellamy, the president and CEO of Brattleboro-based World Learning and a past director of the U.S. Peace Corps, encourages Vermont Law School grads to help build international bridges. South Royalton Town Green, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 831-1309. BEHIND-THE-SCENES LECTURE: Composer Myra Melford, choreographer Dawn Saito and architect Michael Haberz discuss the creative process that led to their multimedia piece, Knock on the Sky. See calendar spotlight. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4502. INCREDIBLE EDIBLES: Vermont gardening author Ed Smith offers tips from his new book, Incredible Vegetables from Self-Watering Containers. Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 660-3505. CONSCIOUSNESS & CULTURE: Jessica Roemischer, senior editor of What Is Enlightenment? magazine, explores how to transcend conflict when the going gets tough. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $10. Info, 863-3403.

CREATIVE ECONOMY FORUM: Hardwick-area residents join various community-project workshops, then reconvene for a potluck lunch. Hardwick Town House, workshops 10 a.m., potluck at noon. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 472-8800. ACTIVISM WORKSHOP: Advocates of social change share skills at a community organizing event to promote a sustainable Vermont. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Donations. Registration and info, 482-2689. VOLUNTEER REPAIR WORK: Teams at two Burlington sites help out neighbors by completing home-improvement projects. Call for meeting locations and times. Free. Info, 860-9200. WALK FOR THE ANIMALS: Supporters of the Central Vermont Humane Society make strides for pets on a dog-friendly trek. Knights of Columbus Hall, Barre, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 476-3811, ext. 31. YOGA OUTREACH: Flexible folks at all levels of practice take a one-day, drop-in yoga class to benefit Champlain Community College. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. $12. Info, 660-9718.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 17. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers in grades K-5 gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956. ODDS BODKIN: The master storyteller and children’s author entertains families with instrument-augmented narratives. Hyde Park Opera House, 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 888-4628. MEET THE AUTHOR: Vermont illustrator Amy Huntington reads and signs her new picture book, Grandma Drove the Garbage Truck. Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. CASTLE BUILDING: Kids ages 8 and up construct forts from building cards at Better Planet Books, Toys & Hobbies, St. Albans, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 524-6835.

‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 17. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 17. CHARITY BINGO: See May 17. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See May 17. MEN ALIVE RETREAT: See May 19. PERENNIAL PLANT SALE: See May 19. PTO TAG SALE: See May 19, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play. Amtrak Station, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9766. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. FARMERS’ MARKETS: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-8898188. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. KIDS’ DAY: The young and the young-at-heart cut loose in a Main Street parade, followed by fun activities in Waterfront Park, Burlington, parade 9:30 a.m., festival 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123. BLOOM TIME FESTIVAL: Spring-hungry nature seekers take in budding apple trees, lilacs and new leaves. See calendar spotlight. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3073. BOOK SALE: Page turners snag tomes for summer reading at the South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ‘GOING BATTY’: Bat expert Barry Genzlinger offers an overview of nature’s most efficient mosquito eaters. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2:30 p.m. $3-6. Info, 434-2167.

sport SNAKE MOUNTAIN WARBLER WALK: Members of the Green Mountain Audubon Society lead a wooded-stroll search for spring’s sweet singers. Meet at Snake Mountain’s east parking lot, Addison, 7-11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 985-3514.

TEXAS HOLD ’EM TOURNAMENT: Card players don their best poker faces at this gambling benefit for the American Cancer Society. Milton Grange, 10 a.m. $40 for $2400 in chips. Info, 355-3920. PLANT SALE: Friends of Burlington Gardens vend a variety of heirloom vegetable seedlings and hardy perennials. 33 Tracy Drive, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 658-5733. PICNIC OUTING: Queer and questioning community members meet and greet at an al fresco lunch, then walk up to White Rocks in Wallingford. Call for meeting location, 11 a.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 746-8142. SPRING FOLIAGE FESTIVAL: Green leaves shade kids’ activities at a lawn sale featuring seedlings and houseplants, baked goods and household items. Waitsfield United Church, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 496-2365. TAILGATE SALE: Impromptu flea marketers swap free plants and lots of other stuff — from the backs of their cars. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Spaces are $12 per vehicle. Info, 426-3190. YARD SALE DROP-OFF: Cleaning your closets? Donors divest themselves of “quality junk” for an upcoming benefit. State Building, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 951-8848. VERMONT STATE STAMP SHOW: Philatelists celebrate 50 years of collecting colorful little squares at an expo featuring 12 dealers, exhibits and a special U.S. Post Office cancellation booth. Christ the King School, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-8716. SHREDFEST: Consumers concerned about identity theft bring old documents, cancelled checks and credit-card offers for free, confidential shredding — verified via closed-circuit TV. Harvest Lane Branch, New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 879-8568. WAR COLLEGE: History buffs convene for a two-day symposium on the anniversary of the French and Indian War. Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., various times. $120. Registration and info, 518-585-2821. DOGGIE SOCIAL & ADOPT-A-THON: Pet seekers select perky pooches at this canine meet-andgreet hosted by the Humane Society of Chittenden County. Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Essex, 10 a.m. 2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0135, ext. 106.

SUN.21 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. HANDEL SOCIETY CONCERT: See May 20, 2 p.m. ONION RIVER CHORUS: See May 20, Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711. BEAUDOIN PROJECT SOIREE CONCERT: Seventeen family members and musicians mentored by Louis and Wilfred Beaudoin pay melodic tribute to their influence on Franco-American folk. See calendar spotlight. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 3 p.m. $15. Info, 728-6464. KARAOKE FOR CANCER: Local performers lend their voices to synthetic backbeats and MIDI music to benefit the American Cancer Society. Geno’s Karaoke Club, Colchester, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 658-2160.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See May 17, 4-6 p.m. $5. DANCE RECITAL: See May 19, 2 p.m. DANCE CONCERT: Soul diva Tammy Fletcher and the Disciples raise the roof at a benefit boogie. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 864-0218.

drama ‘LAUGHING WILD’: See May 18, 6:30 p.m. THE SPIELPALAST CABARET: See May 19. ‘DOUBLE VISION’S MIXED NUTS’: This circus-like show combines character sketches, jugglers, contortionists and vaudeville-style clowning. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 2 p.m. $10. Info, 775-0903.

film ‘THE WHITE COUNTESS’: See May 19. ‘AMADEUS’: Mozart’s life story is told by his rival in this lavish drama set in 18th-century Prague. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603646-2422. ‘LIVING THE AUTISM MAZE’: A screening of this documentary about families coping with mental illness benefits Autism Support Daily. Essex Outlet Cinemas, 7 p.m. $6. Info, 660-7240.

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talks ROWLAND ROBINSON: English prof and author David Budbill examines the life and writings of the 19th-century Vermonter who became one of America’s first ecologists. St. John’s Episcopal Church, Stowe, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9364. UVM COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS: Mexican humanrights advocate Gustavo Esteva emphasizes the value of quality education and economic justice. University Green, UVM, Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 800-903-6601. VERMONT MEDIA & DEMOCRACY: A panel of professional journalists, including Seven Days columnist Peter Freyne, discusses the public trust placed in news reporters. Craftsbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 586-9984.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 17.

sport NATURE WALK: Wildlife enthusiasts explore the woods around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 434-2167. LONG TRAIL WORK: Volunteers clear brush and winter debris from part of Vermont’s main hiking route. Meet at UVM visitors’ lot off of East Avenue, Burlington, 8 a.m., or at the Richmond exit park-and-ride on I-89, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-1457. FLOWER POWER RACE: Cyclists circle a 5K loop in one of the season’s first mountain-biking competitions. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, registration 7:30-9:30 a.m., race 10 a.m. Call for cost. Info, 879-6001.

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‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 17. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 17. CHARITY BINGO: See May 17, 2 & 7 p.m. MEN ALIVE RETREAT: See May 19. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See May 20. FARMERS’ MARKET: See May 20, Route 108, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8566. SPRING FOLIAGE FESTIVAL: See May 20. WAR COLLEGE: See May 20. PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Morning diners decorate griddle-cooked cakes with maple syrup, then follow up with eggs and sausage or ham. Winooski Fire Station, 8:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5. Info, 655-6420. SPRING OPEN HOUSE: Guides in period costume lead a hands-on look at a colonial-Vermont kitchen garden, tavern and playground. Ethan Allen Homestead Museum, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4556. BED & BREAKFAST TOUR: Six home-style hotels show off historic trim and farm features for this Middlebury Town Hall Theater benefit that highlights the best spots to sleep inn. Meet at The Inn on the Green, Middlebury, 1 p.m., tour runs from 1-5 p.m. $25 includes post-tour reception. Reservations and info, 382-9222. LILAC & GARDENING SUNDAY: Guided tours take in the museum’s 400 lilac bushes, promising light purple blooms in perfumed breezes. Shelburne Museum, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $9-18. Info, 985-3346. LAWNMOWER RACES: Grass trimmers ride high in weekly yard-sport competitions. Connecticut Valley Fairgrounds, Bradford, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 439-3323.

MON.22 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. PIANO RECITAL: Senior Annabelle Cazes percusses melodically at the Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0532. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. SPRING CONCERT: The Hinesburg Community Band, South County Chorus and the vocal group In Accord join forces for a madrigal-laden tribute to early summer. Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3010.

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words WRITING FOR KIDS: Budding children’s authors share ideas with other supportive scribes. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080. WILLIAM POWERS: The accomplished essayist reads from his memoir Whispering in the Giant’s Ear, about his experience as an international aid worker in the Bolivian Amazon. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

talks ‘THE PIED PIPER’: UVM German prof Wolfgang Mieder points out how the fairy tale about Hamlin’s rat catcher adapted to literature, art and the mass media. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See May 17, for children ages 3-5. PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: See May 17, 2-3:30 p.m. Curious tykes take in Linda Moller’s book The Great Pig Escape, then help plant garden veggies. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 18, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. MUSIC TIME: See May 18. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26. ‘CHICKS WITH STICKS’: Needle-savvy knitters in middle and high school hang out over afterschool projects-in-progress. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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<calendar > TUE.23 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ORGAN CONCERT: Music professor emeritus William Tortolano performs Joe Utterbeck’s “Tango for Organ” and works by Reuven Korsakoff, among other composers. St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2508. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. MILTON COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL: Old and new members warm up for a busy summer concert schedule. Herrick Avenue Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 7-9:30 p.m. $9.50. Info, 434-2891. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. WOMEN’S DRUM CIRCLE: Percussion-powered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-6912.

film ‘THE WHITE COUNTESS’: See May 19. ‘OCCUPATION DREAMLAND’: This 2005 documentary follows soldiers from the 82nd Airborne Division stationed near Falluja. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See May 17, 10 a.m.

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‘VERMONT COIN SILVER’: Metal historian David Perrin explains the craftwork that went into locally made spoons and other tableware treasures from 1790 to 1880. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. GRACE COOLIDGE: Cynthia Bittinger, executive director of the Calvin Coolidge Memorial Foundation, reads from her new biography about the only Vermont-born First Lady. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. IDENTITY THEFT: JoAnn Cohen of the Better Business Bureau explains how to detect and prevent scams and frauds. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. LAURA WATERMAN: The Vermont-based homesteader, hiker and author of Losing the Garden: The Story of a Marriage describes her husband Guy’s struggle with chronic depression. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 17.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 17. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See May 17. COOKING WORKSHOP: Culinary hobbyists absorb seasonal recipes using local ingredients with former New York City chef Frank Rhodes. Red Brick Grill, Poultney, 6-9 p.m. $125 includes dinner, wine and demo. Reservations and info, 775-5413.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 17. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 17. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:109:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See May 17, 11 a.m. PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: See May 17. Curious tykes take in Linda Moller’s book The Great Pig Escape, then help plant garden veggies. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 18, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: See May 20, Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. ‘COOKING & BOOKING’: School-aged kids digest good literature and food with help from student chefs. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:15 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-4665.

ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See May 17. STOWE CONCERT SERIES: See May 17. Organist Phillip Isaacson performs pieces by Mendelssohn, Messiaen and J.S. Bach. WOMENSING: The six female voices of this Addison County-based a cappella group harmonize on Balkan, Arabic and Chinese folk songs — in their original languages. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See May 17.

drama DROP-IN IMPROV: See May 17.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 17. SECONDARY EDUCATION FORUM: Vermont Education Commissioner Richard Cate solicits info from parents, teachers and community members about how to prepare kids for life after high school. Alumni Auditorium, Lyndon Institute, Lyndonville, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-0571.

‘THE WHITE COUNTESS’: See May 19. ‘NEIL YOUNG: HEART OF GOLD’: A tribute to the musician’s final Nashville concert is the focus of this award-winning documentary. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘DAVE CHAPPELLE’S BLOCK PARTY’: The popular Comedy Channel comedian hosts a musical show in Brooklyn with Kanye West, Mos Def and The Fugees. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’: Shakespeare’s classic comedy of errors gets a Tuscan backdrop in this film version starring Emma Thompson and Kenneth Branagh. South Burlington Community Library, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 17. CHARITY BINGO: See May 17. TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION: See May 17. FARMERS’ MARKET: See May 20, Rutland location only. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Spanish-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. ANTIQUE APPRAISAL: An expert values old furniture, lamps, paintings and other attic artifacts, excepting jewelry. Barre Town School Dining Room, 6-9 p.m. $5 per item or 3 for $10; free to watch. Info, 479-0233. GED REGISTRATION WORKSHOP: Students who’d like to take a test for their Graduate Equivalency Degree learn how to handle the paperwork — and practice. 462 Hegeman Avenue, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 3-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 846-7245, ext. 104.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. EVENING OF THE ARTS: A talent show and visual-arts exhibition showcases local up-and-comers. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0390.

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words GOGOL GROUP: See May 17. POETRY OPEN MIKE: See May 17.

talks BOMBER PILOT: Noah Thompson, an Essex-farmboy-turned-WWII-aviator, discusses the experiences chronicled in his book A Pilot’s Story: Flying the 1940s. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. MEDIA LITERACY SERIES: Central Vermont teens present student-produced videos. An interview follows with panelists Amy Hornblas, author of This Is Your Brain on Television, and State Representative Sarah Edwards. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16.

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WED.24 music Also, see clubdates in Section A.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 17. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See May 17. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 17. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See May 17. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See May 17. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See May 17. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See May 17. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See May 17.

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PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: See May 17. Curious tykes take in Linda Moller’s book The Great Pig Escape, then help plant garden veggies. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See May 17. TENNIS: See May 17. YOGA FOR BEGINNERS: See May 17.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 17. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See May 17. MERGER TASK FORCE: See May 17, Town Office Meeting Room, Essex.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 17. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 17. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 17. ESL GROUP: See May 17. CHESS GROUP: See May 17. KNITTING POSSE: See May 17. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See May 17. CHARITY BINGO: See May 17. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: See May 17. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See May 17. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See May 17. TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION: See May 17. GARDENING TALK: See May 17. Flower lovers learn to appreciate the fleeting blooms of annuals. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Amateur orators sharpen their speaking skills before a supportive audience. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0135. FLYNN CALCUTTA RAFFLE: The winner at this tropical-themed fundraiser takes home a $5000 jackpot after a night of music, food and a cash bar. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $125 for two people. Info, 652-4505. BAKED HAM SUPPER: Smoked-meat eaters pause to give thanks before tucking in to a feast with all of the fixings. Richmond Congregational Church, 5:30 p.m. $7. Info, 434-2053. PARENT RESOURCE FAIR: Chittenden County parents of kids with special needs learn about different agencies, government programs and related services to assist their families. Milton High School, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 893-3215, ext. 1441. WEBSITE MARKETING WORKSHOP: Small business owners learn how to interpret and use online traffic statistics. Lab 210, Vermont Technical College, Blair Park, Williston, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $40. Registration and info, 229-2181. VERMONT BUSINESS & INDUSTRY TRADESHOW: A two-day show featuring more than 200 exhibitors fosters networking between in-state companies. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $25-140. Info, 223-3443. FINANCIAL AID WORKSHOP: Adult learners seek funding for college degrees. Vermont Student Assistance Corporation, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. m

FIDDLE HEADS Master fiddler Louis Beaudoin was patriarch of the French-Canadian family band La Famille Beaudoin. The band played at President Jimmy Carter’s inauguration, and the man was, well, instrumental in the popularization of Franco-American fiddle music. Beaudoin died in 1980, but his legacy lives on. This Saturday, Beaudoin protégé Donna Hébert and Québecois fiddler Claude Méthé teach a workshop for fellow bow wielders. A Sunday concert launches the Beaudoin Project, an effort to preserve and present the family’s musical heritage. Chanterelle guitarist and singer Liza Constable joins Beaudoin family members and Vermont musicians Rick and Donna Commo, Scott Campbell, Mark Sustic and Pete and Karen Sutherland.

FRANCO-AMERICAN FIDDLING WORKSHOP Saturday, May 20, Bethany Church Parlor, Montpelier, 2-5 p.m. $40. Registration and info, 229-1403.

BEAUDOIN PROJECT SOIRÉE CONCERT Sunday, May 21, Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 3 p.m. $15. Info, 728-6464. http://www.dhebert.com/Beaudoin.html 1x4-7road

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The general CANCER (June 21-July 22): According consensus is that Americans are getting dumber. A recent study, for instance, reported that more people can name the characters in “The Simpsons” TV show than know the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment. Yet an article by Malcolm Gladwell in The New Yorker notes that Americans’ IQ scores have been steadily rising for a long time — so much so that a person whose IQ placed her in the top 10 percent of the population in 1920 would be in the bottom third today. One possible explanation: Our “growing stupidity” may better be described as a difficulty keeping up with the ever-growing mass of facts, whereas we’re actually becoming better at solving problems. That’s a key issue in my advice to you, Aries. You’re in a phase that’s favorable for upgrading your intelligence — by which I mean improving your problem-solving skills, not accumulating more facts.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): This is a time when you must put one concern above all others: being true to yourself. Don’t you dare elevate other people’s needs above your own. Don’t you dare let their guilt trips manipulate you into watering down your interesting quirks. You have simply got to devote yourself exuberantly to your idiosyncratic dreams. You owe it to yourself to learn all you can about your innermost secrets and ripening mysteries. You need to be ingeniously obsessed with serving your deepest, wildest, most noble longings.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): “It is not possible to get the blessing without the madness,” wrote Norman O. Brown in his book Apocalypse and/or Metamorphosis. “It is not possible to get the illuminations without the derangement.” His words ring true for you right now, Gemini. Lately you’ve been pursuing (and getting pursued by) wickedly twisted yet fertile opportunities, and now you’re near the climax of the madness and derangement. Next stop: blessings and illuminations.

to the Bible, Jehovah gave Adam the job of bestowing names on everything. But in Ursula Le Guin’s story “She Unnames Them,” Eve decides to reverse her mate’s work. She yearns to return to a primordial state when the misunderstandings caused by words no longer stand between her and the rest of creation. So she unnames all the animals, from the sea otters to the bees. When she’s done, she marvels on how they feel “far closer than when their names had stood between myself and them like a clear barrier.” Take your inspiration from Eve, Cancerian. Bypass the ideas and language you use to cage your raw experience, and instead commune with the primal essence of everything.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Even if you’re in your twenties or thirties or forties now, someday you’ll be an elder. At that time you will be in a position to guide and inspire younger people with the wisdom you’ve gathered. Obsessions that motivated you at an earlier age will have become irrelevant to you. You will have learned to move with relative grace in and out of periods of darkness and uncertainty. You’ll be less inclined to look back toward your own personal childhood and more oriented toward the future of your immortal soul, of your family, and of the human race. In the coming days, you have an excellent opportunity to tune in to the elder you will ultimately become. The veils between now and then are lifting. You have the power to prophesy your own evolution.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): When lightning strikes a human being, it’s usually bad news. Not so in the case of a man from Maine named John Corson. After experiencing a whitish-blue bolt shoot through his body during a thunderstorm, he testified that his health became better than it had been in a long time. “I feel lighter and 100 years younger,” he marveled. I predict a comparable (though less shocking) rejuvenation for you, Virgo. What you’re going through or about to go through might cause a breakdown in some people, but for you it will lead to a breakthrough.

BY ROB BREZSNY You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your expanded weekly horoscope 1-900-950-7700. $1.99 per minute. 18 and over. Touchtone phone.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Dear Rob: In my dream last night, it was my wedding day and I was flying like a superhero over hills made of millions of jewels and jelly beans. My superhero sweetie was soaring alongside me, and we were headed toward an ocean-side amusement park with a futuristic theme. Unfortunately, we overshot our landing and ended up plunging into the sea. Fortunately, we could breathe underwater just fine. We swam down to a superhero convention that was taking place in a museum on the ocean floor. When we arrived, we were given a wedding cake shaped like a giant key. What does my dream mean? — Mind-Boggled Libra.” Dear Boggled: Like many members of the Libran tribe, you’re currently enjoying tremendous opportunities to blend adventure and intimacy. Your dream reflects how wide open your imagination is to the possibilities.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “We should take astrology seriously,” says zoologist Richard Dawkins. “No, I don’t mean we should believe in it. I am talking about fighting it seriously instead of humoring it as harmless fun.” In his view, astrology is a bogus discipline that fosters superstition and undermines clear thinking. Opposing Dawkins’ perspective was that of seminal psychologist Carl Jung, one of the 20th century’s greatest thinkers. “Astrology represents the summation of all the psychological knowledge of antiquity,” he wrote. He routinely used astrological birth charts to help understand his psychotherapy patients. Dawkins and Jung can’t both be right, can they? I suggest you entertain the possibility that they are, Scorpio. In fact, try this dual approach with every major idea you care about. Experiment with what happens when you assume that both sides of every story have a piece of the truth.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Did you know there are about 200 mass protests in China every day? The Chinese people’s enthusiasm for righteous complaining puts the rest of us to shame. How could we have become so passive in the face of all the crazy injustices that are going on in the world? I exhort you Sagittarians to

rouse us out of our collective apathy. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you’re currently the astrological sign with the most potential to unleash constructive criticism.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): An old African proverb says that cattle are wealth, and there are no cattle without dung. This idea is applicable to you right now. The source of your greatest riches has produced some waste matter that needs to be cleaned up. Ironically, if you act expeditiously, the waste matter could be turned into more riches. Take a hint from the Masai people, who use cattle dung as plaster in building their homes. The scent helps repel lions, who dislike it, from venturing too close.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Albert Lexie has shined shoes at Pittsburgh’s Children’s Hospital since 1982. From the beginning, he has taken portions of his meager earnings and contributed them to a fund for sick kids who are poor. Recently his donations topped the $100,000 mark. He’s your role model, Aquarius. The astrological omens reveal you will have everything going for you if you choose this time to launch a long, slow ascent toward a goal that may now seem improbable.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Excessive consumption of junk food has contributed to rising obesity levels in humans. Now wildlife experts report that bears are suffering a similar fate. The animals are so fond of the greasy, sugary scraps they scrounge at campsites and dumpsters that many are getting fat. The weight gain has had a surprising side effect: Many female bears are giving birth to three cubs at a time instead of one or two. You can draw metaphorical guidance from this vignette as you meditate on your own life, Pisces. Is there an instinctual part of you that has become overly fond of artificial sustenance and clever but worthless confections? If so, has this caused changes in your creative expression? I’m not accusing, just asking. In any case, it’s high time to give the wild woman or wild man within you some gourmet soul food.

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<helpyourself> //classes acting ACTING FOR FILM: Presented by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios. Classes Mondays in Waterbury, Wednesdays in Montréal and Thursdays in Toronto. Boston class now forming. Info, 3188555, http://www.thoreast.com or http://www.cameronthor.com. Vermont native actor and acting coach Jock MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. Cameron Thor Studios is regarded as one of the best film acting studios in the world. It has helped start the careers of some of the industry’s biggest stars. Cameron Thor Studios clients include: Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Carey, Cameron Diaz and many more.

aromatherapy THE AROMATIC BATH: BATH OILS, SALTS, BUBBLE BATHS AND SHOWER GELS: Tuesday, May 30, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $35 prepaid by May 27. Price includes supplies. Info, Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, 802-660-8060. In this workshop you will learn how to use essential oils in the bath and create your own bath salts to take home. Presented by Carol von Rohr.

auto DON’T GET RIPPED OFF ON YOUR NEXT CAR PURCHASE! May 27, 1-4 p.m., 326 Lower State Street, Montpelier. $49.55, includes book and gift bag with $325 in valuable coupons and gifts. Info, 802-223-2253. Let Amy Mattinat, author of How to Buy a Great Used Car teach you the inside secrets of the used car business. She will take you step by step through the buying experience. Learn the right questions to ask, where to find the information you need, what to look for, the test drive, and how to negotiate a great deal! Discover the most important step to avoiding a lemon! Space is very limited, pre-registration required!

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and Monsters(ages 8-10), Wild & Wacky History (ages 11-14), Inspired Actor (ages 14-18), the incredible week of Summertime Jazz (ages 10-25), plus much more! STORMBOARDING ADRENALINE WATER SPORTS CAMP: One-week sessions, Monday-Friday, Burlington Boathouse Slip #99. Half day $185, or full day $370. Info, please call Rachael at 802-9512586 or visit www.stormboarding.com. Love the water? This camp is for kids ages 11-17 who love to swim, explore the lake and get out adventuring in the fresh air. Activities include: swimming, windsurfing, kayaking, exploring waterfalls and islands, learning to navigate and making underwater videos and exploring shipwrecks with an ROV (underwater robotic camera). SUMMER ART CAMPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Seven week-long camps, June 19 - August 4. Half-day (morning or afternoon) and full-day programs. Ages 5 through teen. Info, 802-985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Painting, Mosaic, Clay on the Wheel and Handbuilding, Silversmithing, Digital Photography and Photoshop, and much more! $205 full day, $115 half day. Discounts available for multiple weeks or multiple children. THE SUMMER CONSERVATORY OF DANCE: Monday - Friday, July 17-28, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., NORTE MAAR, Rouses Point, NY. Full two-week session, $375. Info, 646-361-8512 or visit www. nortemaar.org. The Summer Conservatory is a unique two-week program featuring master teachers Julia K. Gleich (London, UK) and Ernesta Corvino (New York, NY). Daily classes in ballet tech, pointe, character, and more. Performance opportunities offered. Intermediate to advanced levels only. Inquire about special session for beginners. Space limited. Norte Maar is also seeking dancers for various choreographic projects this summer. TV SUMMER CAMP: June 26-30, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., 8-12 years old, July 17-21, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., 14-18 years old. $75, aid available upon request. Info, 862-3966 ext. 16, email morourke@cctv.org or visit www.Channel17.org. Summer camp at Channel 17 can help you learn about using cameras and making community-based TV productions. PSAs, on the street interviews, getting the story, editing and understanding the stories you are told. One week of technology and community fun.

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LEARN TO MAKE MEAD, SODA POP, AND YOUR BEES HAPPY! Saturdays, May 6, Mead and Soda, June 10, Beekeeping. Free. Honey Gardens, 5335 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. Info, visit http://www. honeygardens.com. Learn to make your own root beer and other sodas with raw honey, then learn to make mead honey wine. June 10 learn the basics of beekeeping including setting up your hives, taking off the honey and all-natural pest control.

JOB SEARCH AND CAREER CHANGE STRATEGIES THAT WORK: Dates and times to be arranged. TimePeace Career Services, Montpelier. Affordable rates. VSAC grants accepted. Individual sessions. Info, 802-229-9968. Initial consultation is free. Are you looking for a new career direction? I can help. Call TimePeace Career Services today and learn about my 4-session career change process. Providing Vermonters with job search and career change strategies since 1996. Karen Kelly, M.Ed., Career Coach.

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FIREHOUSE EDUCATION SUMMER CAMPS FOR YOUNG ARTISTS: Weekly camps start June 19 - August 18. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts and Studio 250, the Clay and Craft Studio and Print Studio 250. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Firehouse Education Summer Camps aim to inspire and nurture the creativity within. Exciting full and half-day camps available for kids ages 6-14, in the visual arts, photography, printmaking, clay, craft and writing. FLYNNARTS SUMMER CAMPS IN THE PERFORMING ARTS ARE FILLING FAST: Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter. org or call 652-4543, ext. 4 or check out the online brochure at www.flynncenter. org. Full- and half-day camps in dance, theater, and comedy combine with themes in history, science, literature, art, world cultures, and fantasy. Children explore the performing arts while stretching their imaginations and learning more about the world around them. After-care available until 5 p.m. for many camps. Selected camps include: The Magic Toy Box (ages 45), Imagine! (ages 6-7), Mysteries, Myths,

CLAY WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Hand built and Functional, Friday and Saturday, June 23-24, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $195, nonmembers $220, materials included. Alternative Firing Techniques, July 21-23, Friday, 10 a.m. – 6 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. $195 members, $220 nonmembers, materials included. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Begin the first week of each month, four weeks, Tuesday

evenings, St. Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40 per person. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-5986757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Are you interested in learning Ballroom dance? Beginning and intermediate classes are offered each month; the beginning classes are the same each month while the intermediate classes vary each month. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans. No partner required for classes or dances, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! BELLY DANCE WITH MYSTIQUE! Wednesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Edmunds School Cafeteria, Main Street, Burlington. $12/class or $40/four classes. Info, 802989-1047 or email mystiquebellydance@ yahoo.com. Celebrate yourself and learn the art of belly dance. No matter what your age, fitness level, or body type. It's a total workout for body, mind and soul! “BUTOH” MOVEMENT WORKSHOP: Adult: Saturday, May 20, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Oguri & Dawn Saito; Chase Dance Studio at the Flynn Center. $20, limit: 18. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 652-4548, ext. 4, or visit www.flynncenter. org. Master Butoh artist Oguri and choreographer Dawn Saito lead this exploration of Butoh’s movement, meditative qualities, and connection to Japanese culture and other art forms, including Noh theater. Participants are invited to share their own movement and/or meditative practices. Dance and/or yoga experience is required. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walkin on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, Pre-registration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Practice sessions Sundays, 4-6 p.m., open to the public, walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@ salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLAMENCO DANCE WORKSHOPS - OLE! Level I: Friday-Sunday, June 9-11; Friday, 6-7:30 p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, 12-1:30 p.m. Level II: Friday-Sunday, June 9-11; Friday, 7:45-9:45 p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, 1:45-3:45 p.m. Both levels: adult; led by Magdalena; Flynn Center Studio; limit: 16 each class; $50 for each class or $105 for both levels. Info, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org or call 652-4548, ext. 4 or visit www.flynncenter.org. Immerse yourself in the music and dance of southern Spain to the sound of live guitar accompaniment. Level I, for beginners and those who wish to review, focuses on basic skills, including footwork, arms, and a study of the four-beat song called Tangos. Level II explores more complex choreography, with attention to increased speed and strength in technique. A long, loose skirt is recommended for women, and a supportive, closed shoe with a solid heel is required. GAELIC LANGUAGE AND SONG: August 14-18, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Bishop Booth Conference Center, Burlington. See website for fees. Info, 902-295-3411, email peggy@gaeliccollege.edu or visit http://www.gaeliccollege.edu. Third annual Gaelic College summer session featuring top caliber instructors in Gaelic language, Gaelic song, Cape Breton Fiddle, Stepdance, Highland Dance, Bodhran, piano, Celtic Harp, Bagpipes, Small Pipes. HIGHLAND DANCE/CAPE BRETON STEP DANCE: August 14-18, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Bishop Booth Conference Centre, Burlington. See website for fees. Info, 902-2953411, email peggy@gaeliccollege.edu or visit http://www.gaeliccollege.edu. Gaelic College 3rd annual summer session featuring top caliber instructors in Cape Breton Step Dance, Highland Dance, Cape Breton Fiddle, Gaelic Language, Celtic Harp, Bodhran, Gaelic Song, Piano, Highland Bagpipes, Scottish small pipes HIP-HOP DANCE WITH SARAH COVER: July 3 - August 28. Camps 8 a.m. - noon, evening classes 6-7:30 p.m. UVM Dance Studio and The Big Picture in Waitsfield.

Info, 802-598-4559 or visit www.Tikune Productions.com. Come take summer classes and camps from Sarah Cover, the producer of “Blessed The Life of a Hip-Hop Dancer” and the “Urban Reach Dance Convention.” Sarah has worked in the hip hop business with acts Swizz Beats, DMX, and the Wu Tang Clan. She continues to study with hip-hop dance legends Marty Kudelka (Justin Timberlake’s choreographer), Jason Wright, (Pink, LL Cool J, and JAY Z), and Tavia and Tamara, currently on tour with Sean Paul. SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, two nights, three levels. Tuesdays, May 23 - June 27, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, beginning level, no experience required, includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Wednesdays, May 24 - June 28, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 2C/Lots O’ Swing Outs: Learn a variety of Swing Outs, the heart of 8-count Lindy Hop. Level 2: must have mastered Swing 1 or by permission. 7:45-8:45 p.m. Dancing with the Music: Make each dance a fresh experience by learning to express the music through your movement and styling. Level 3: must have successfully completed Swing 2: A, B and C or by permission. All classes held at Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, call 802-860-7501 or visit www.lindyvermont. com. No partner needed for any class! All classes are taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. Please bring clean, non-marking shoes.

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/ BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Finish and Trim Carpentry, May 19-21. $375. This workshop will demystify the art of trim work and show you the systematic steps to achieve beautiful finish trim to doors, windows, crown mouldings and baseboards. Creating an Outdoor Space, May 28 - June 2, $725. Explore and design different elements in your landscape, including decks, pergolas, stone walls, pathways, flora, and other natural elements. The Zen of Building, June 3. $150. This workshop will present systems to optimize safety and maximize efficiency of effort in your projects. Carving, June 3-4. $275. Learn the safe use of carving gouges, knives, and other shaping tools as you carve your own spoon out of cherry, walnut, or apple wood. Plaster Extravaganza, June 3-11. $995. Learn the fine art of traditional and modern plastering techniques utilizing clay, lime, plaster of Paris, and natural paints and pigments in both indoor and outdoor applications. Super-Insulated Home, June 4-10. $725. This hands-on class will help build the thermal envelope of a small off-grid cabin while exploring the principles of heat loss and heat gain and the characteristics of insulation materials and systems. Info, call 802-496-5545 or visit www.yestermorrow.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 25th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

drumming BURLINGTON SUMMER TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 4:305:20 p.m. Five-week session begins June 20. $40. Kids’ Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week session begins June 19. $47. Adult Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Fiveweek session begins June 20. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Six-week session begins June 19. $53. All classes at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Walkin price, $10 per class. Info, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates available. RICHMOND SUMMER TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ classes, beginners, Richmond Volunteer’s Green, Thursdays, 3-3:50 p.m. or 4-4:50 p.m. Six-week session begins

June 15. $53. Kids and Parents Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 5:30-6:20 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $107/ couple. Adult Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 6:30-7:20 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $59. Adult Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $59. 2nd Annual Richmond Taiko Recital and Community Concert at the Richmond Volunteer’s Green, 7/27! Info, 802-6580658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Preregistration is required and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Gift certificates are available. SUMMER HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Beginners Conga class, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Three-week session begins June 14. $30. Three-week session begins July 12. $30. Walk-in price $12. Beginners Djembe Class, Wednesdays, 7-8:50 p.m. Three-week session begins June 14. $30. Three-week session begins July 12. $30. Walk-in price: $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates are available..

empowerment AVATAR: CREATE WHAT YOU PREFER! Free introductory sessions, Tuesdays, 7-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 4:30-7 p.m. Free introductory sessions. Info, call Jen at 802-233-8829 or visit www.avatarepc. com. Avatar is a powerful self-development course that explores the relationships between your beliefs and experiences and that teaches the art of living deliberately. Through a series of simple, experiential exercises you learn how to create what you prefer and how to live from a more expansive, compassionate and aware place.

exercise WOMEN’S OUTDOOR FITNESS CAMP: July 17-21, 9-11:30 a.m. Catamount Outdoor Family Center. Early bird by June 15, $195, after June 15, $220. Info, 802-578-6976, mountfitness@gmail.com or visit http://www.mountfitness.com. Spend a week revitalizing in the nature of Northern Vermont. Improve your fitness, learn the latest concepts in exercise and nutrition, and experience renewal in the great outdoors. All fitness levels are welcome and will be appropriately accommodated.

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER, SPRING CLASSES FOR ALL LEVELS: The Illustrator’s Way, instructed by Ginny Joyner, Saturday and Sunday, June 24–25, 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. Nature: Painting and Our Senses, instructed by Cami Davis, Friday–Sunday, July, 14–16, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. Sublime Inspiration: from paintings of Georgia O’Keefe, Instructed by Diane Gabriel, Saturday and Sunday, July 29–30, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. From the Garden, oil painting with Meryl Lebowitz, Monday–Friday, July 17–21, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Summertime, Summertime, pastel painting with Robert Carsten, Saturday, July 22, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Monoprint Workshop, Instructed by Jolene Garanzha, Saturdays, Aug. 5 & 12, 10 a.m.–1 p.m.; Color, Space Imagery and Detail, pastel painting with Robert Carsten, Saturday and Sunday, August 19–20, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Portrait Drawing, Instructed by Jolene Garanzha, Thursday and Friday, August 24–25, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelbur neartcenter.org.

glass FLAMEWORKING/GLASSBLOWING CLASSES AT THE BERN GALLERY WITH ELI SCHWARTZ: Every Wednesday and Saturday, 12 p.m. - 8 p.m. and Sunday, 12 - 5 p.m., also alternate days

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YOUR GUIDE TO MIND, BODY & SPIRIT as scheduling permits. The Bern Gallery, 135 Main St., Burlington, fully equipped and state certified. $40 for a beginner lesson includes all materials, glass, fuel, the workspace, and a one-on-one session with Eli and runs a little under fortyfive minutes. Info, 802-865-0994. Some beginner lesson topics include pendants, marbles, and bead. Advanced classes are also available. Feel free to come to the gallery and watch a demo any time of the week - perhaps it will inspire you to play with fire and glass as well!

healing QUARTZ CRYSTAL SINGING BOWLS AS MEDITATION TOOLS: Thursday, June 1, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20 prepaid by May 29. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, 802-6608060. We will explore how quartz crystal singing bowls affect the body to promote and deepen meditative states and enhance the practice of toning and chant. Presented by Carol von Rohr.

herbs ORIENTAL HERBAL MEDICINE PROGRAM: Begins September 2006, one weekend a month, 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, visit www.elementsofhealing. net or 802-288-8160. This class will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, 5 element, 8 principle, and Oriental internal medicine theory. This class will be appropriate for all body-workers and health care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify.

language 123SPANISHNOW.COM: Hola! Bonjour! and Bom Dia! Spanish, French and Portuguese classes for adults and for kids! Located in Waitsfield, Montpelier and Burlington. Eight weeks starting in April. $130 (90 mins.). Info www.123spanishnow.com. Join us for language classes with native speakers. Classes are designed for beginner through advanced levels. Students will learn basic grammar, vocabulary and pronunciation in a really fun and positive learning environment. Handouts and study materials provided. Summer classes are available! BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 233-7676 or maggiestandley@yahoo. com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor Maggie Standley has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa. She understands the joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo. LEARN OR IMPROVE your Spanish with a licensed VT Spanish teacher. Classes personalized to learning styles/proficiency levels. Call for more info, 802-338-0209.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, June 5, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes seven days a week, Monday-Friday, 5:30-8 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Thursdays, 7:45-9 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www. aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black

belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) aikido instructor. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line� Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage. September 16, 2006 - July 10, 2007, Mondays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. and Tuesday evenings plus one weekend per month. Please note the change from last week, come to a free information session Thursday, May 18, 7-8:30 p.m. 205 Dorset Street, South Burlington. Info, call 6587715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage offers a 500-hour program in Asian Bodywork Therapy. This course provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage, Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. A Western body science class is also part of the program, although students with prior instruction in Anatomy and Physiology may not need to participate in this 100-hour portion of the training. Other aspects of the class include the body’s meridian system, Yin Yang theory, 5-element theory, 8 principles of diagnosis, the internal and external causes of disease, oriental pattern differentiation, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis), business practices and personal and professional development. CLINICAL MASSAGE THERAPY COURSE: Registration and workshop, June 22, 6:00 p.m. Northwest Academy of Massage and Bodywork in St. Albans. Info, 802-5249005 or visit www.north westacademy. biz. 600-hour preparation to become nationally certified. Also offering summer chair massage I & II workshop. SWEDISH MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, September 12, 2006 - June 7, 2007, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage. Info, call 802-658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Touchstone Healing Arts offers a 650 contact hour program in Therapeutic Massage. This course provides students with a solid foundation in therapeutic massage, anatomy and physiology, clinical practice, professional development and communication skills.

meditation LIGHT LABYRINTH EXPERIENCE: Friday, May 26, 7–9 p.m. $20 prepaid by May 23. Info, Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, 802-660-8060. Join us for deep trance meditation and healing as we combine light, color, sound and music with spectacular quartz crystal for a unique multimedia experience. Presented by Carol von Rohr.

metal/stained glass COPPERSMITHING AND BLACKSMITING WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Blacksmithing-Beginning, two Saturdays, May 20 and June 3, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Intermediate Blacksmithing-Forge a Weathervane, Saturday and Sunday, July 15–16, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. One-Day Coppersmithing Workshop, Saturday, June 3, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.

movement EXPRESSIVE MOVEMENT: Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m., May 25 - June 1, 8, 15, 22 and 29. Chace Mill. $120. Info, 802-8639775. Through a variety of movement and dance activities, we will connect sensing, feeling and action to integrate mind and body, freeing your authentic expressive self. Taught by Luanne Sberna, MA, an experienced Dance-Movement Therapist.

photography FIREHOUSE EDUCATION COMMUNITY DARKROOM PHOTOGRAPHING LIVE MUSIC: THE BURLINGTON JAZZ FESTIVAL: Wednesdays, June 7 and 14, 6:308:30 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church Street. Info, call 8657166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts. com. Guided Event Shoot: Friday, June 9, Metronome and Nectar’s in Burlington. Do you love live music? Have you ever wondered how the professionals capture those amazing images at concerts? This class is your opportunity to learn some tips and tricks for photographing live music events. The first class will focus on discussing black and white and color film choices, use of flash, and digital shooting options. The class after the event will focus on discussing the shoot and your images from it.

pilates CLASSICAL PILATES VERGENNES: Now offering certified private and group instruction of Classical Pilates, both in a beautiful historical house and Bed and Breakfast called “The Emerson Guest Houseâ€?, and upstairs at the Park Squeeze Restaurant. Main St., downtown Vergennes. Group classes: $10/class or $80 for a card of 10. Private reformer/Cadillac class: Single $36/class, card of 5 $34/ class ($170), card of 10 $32/class ($320). Info, please call Susan at 802-877-3293. Canadian born dancer/choreographer Susan Walsh started Pilates in Toronto Ont with Moira Stott, founder of “Stott Pilatesâ€?. In NYC, Susan became certified through “The Pilates StudioÂŽâ€? under Master Instructor and protĂŠgĂŠ of Joe Pilates, Romana Kryanowski. Susan then taught in NYC and in NY for 21/2 years before moving to VT. classicalpilates@msn.com CORE STUDIO: Come experience Burlington’s premiere by-appointment only Pilates and Personal Training Studio! Located conveniently on the Waterfront in Downtown Burlington, we offer a variety of core strengthening and other well-being related programs. Our mat and Reformer bed Pilates options include private sessions, small group privates, and drop-in rates for classes including Pilates Mat and Reformer, Hybrid Spinning/Pilates, and Flow Yoga. The Rolfing Studio offers you the opportunity to work one-on-one with a certified specialist who can restore and reshape your body back into its natural alignment. Our onsite nutritionist and Reiki practitioner is also available by appointment. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming “greenâ€? studio and our professional certified instructors. Your first consultation and first mat class is always free! Call 802.862.8686 or visit www.corestudioburlington.com for a complete class schedule and to learn more about Pilates and how it can help you thrive.

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<helpyourself> PILATES << 17B PILATES SPACE, A SPACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: We welcome you to our Open House Friday, 5 p.m., May 5, for a Mat Class, Performance Pilates, silent auction and raffle and more in celebration of Pilates Day, see website for details. Come experience our beautiful, light-filled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www.pilatesspace.net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

reiki REIKI LEVEL ONE: Saturday, June 10, 9:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. $175. Info, 802-878-1711, chris@risingsunheal ing.com or visit www.risingsunhealing. com. Learn this powerful, hands-on healing art with Reiki Master, Chris Hanna. Plenty of class practice time on yourself and others.

satsang SATSANG WITH NIRMALA: Thursday, June 1, Friday, June 2, 7-9 p.m., and Saturday June 3, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Donation $20/evening, $75-$100/day. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street, So. Burlington. Info. 355-6234 or visit www.endless-satsang.com. Who are you really? Are you your body and mind? Or are you the spacious awareness in which they appear? Satsang is an opportunity through inquiry and dialogue to discover the simple yet profound truth of who you are. Nirmala is an internationally known spiritual teacher and author.

scuba SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: Beginning on June 5, Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings for 2 1/2 weeks or beginning on June 6, Tuesday and Thursday evenings for 4 weeks. Info, Waterfront Diving Center, 802-865-2771.

spirituality CHARTING A NEW CONCIOUSNESS AND CULTURE: Saturday, May 20, 2-4 p.m. Burlington Fletcher Free Library. $10 suggested donation. Info, 802-899-3554 or 802-238-0764. Multimedia Presentation with Jessica Roemischer, senior editor of What Is Enlightenment? magazine. Based on her work with WIE founder, Andrew Cohen, and drawing inspiration from her meetings with Archbishop Desmond Tutu, guitarist Carlos Santana, environmentalist Duane Elgin, cosmologist Brian Swimme, and global change-maker Don Beck, Jessica will explore with us a new vision of the future. How can we transcend conflict and division and manifest our highest potential in this critical time? INTEGRATIVE SPIRITUALITY: Mondays, 6:30-8:30, June 26 - August 28. Montpelier. $225 for 10 weekly group meetings. Early registration June 1, $200. Info, call Robert A. Reimondi, M.A., licensed psychologist-master, 802-223-3572. A 10week group on spirituality to assist one in practicing one’s faith and enhancing one’s spiritual development. Through the lens of transpersonal psychology we will examine the perennial spiritual autobiography, revitalize our spiritual vision, and strengthen our spiritual practice. Objectives of the group include: bridging the gap between the science of psychological and spiritual religious tradition; understanding psychic phenomena from both a psychological and spiritual perspective; identifying the spiri-

tual type that best describes the manner in which one practices; cultivating compassionate spiritual democracy; and examining and strengthening one’s spiritual practice. SPIRITWEAVES’ SEEDS OF SOUL ECSTATIC DANCE WEEKEND: May 19, 20 and 21, Friday 7-10 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Sunday 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Contois Auditorium. $150 entire weekend, $130 Saturday and Sunday, $85 Saturday only, $30 Friday only. Info, 802-864-6550 or visit www.spiritweaves.com. Using movement and music join with others to uncover and explore the seeds of who we are. Influenced by the work of Gabrielle Roth and others, this moving meditation practice is open to all. Beginners welcome. Facilitated by Michael Skelton of Los Angeles, CA, Spiritweaves’ originator.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES 12-WEEK PROGRAM: Ongoing sessions, various days and times. South Burlington location. $20/class. Info, 802-658-6597 or healthylifestylesvt@msn.com. Facilitated by Certified LifeStyle Counselor who personally lost 80 pounds over five years ago. Small classes provide support, structure and accountability for sensible and permanent weight loss. Individual counseling available.

well-being THE CLEANSE: INTRODUCTION TO METABOLIC DETOXIFICATION: Thursday, May 25, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Touchstone Healing Arts. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit http://www.naturopathicvermont.com. This class introduces The Cleanse, a 3-week metabolic detoxification program. Dr. Sam Russo ND, LAC will describe the body’s detoxification process and how it is often impaired. Learn how to use diet, nutrition, hydrotherapy and massage, to increase energy, think more clearly, and help prevent chronic disease. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street.

women WOMEN WRITING FOR CHANGE: Saturday, June 3. $85 per session includes lunch and materials. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org. Give yourself a day of fun and insight in a community of women! Explore your soul’s connections to the seasons through creating collage imagery and reflective writing in a nurturing environment. Facilitators: Sarah Bartlett and Holly Wilkinson-Ray.

wood WOOD CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Finishing Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, May 20-21, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Beginning Wood Carving, Saturday and Sunday, June 3–4. Beginning Bowl Turning, Saturday and Sunday, June 24-25. Wall-Hung Cabinet, Thursday-Monday, July 13–17. Working Weekend, July 29–30. Turned Wooden Boxes, Saturday and Sunday, August 19–20. Demilune Table Workshop, Monday–Saturday, August 21–26. All workshops 9 a.m.–4 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

writing ONLINE WRITING WORKSHOPS: New offering! “Memoir and Personal Essay,” beginning and intermediate levels. Easy-to-use format, positive approach. $140/6-week course, $220/10-week course. Private manuscript editing/critique, mentorships also available. Info, 802-658-2462, email info@marciatrahan. com or visit www.marciatrahan.com. Marcia Trahan holds an MFA in writing and literature from Bennington College. Visit website for course descriptions, student testimonials, full bio, and samples of published work.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 dropin, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga. com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes in Beginner Yoga, Flow, Iyengar, Kripalu, Kundalini, Prenatal, Postnatal and Restorative. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes. $120 for 10-class card, $60 for a private lesson, $160 for unlimited monthly membership. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga provides a focused, supportive atmosphere for students at all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop in anytime. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Ashtanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Restorative, Prenatal, Kids and Senior Classes. Register for our six-week Introduction to Ashtanga Yoga, Wednesdays 7:30 p.m., May 24 - June 21, six week Yoga and Kung Fu, Tuesdays, April 4 - May 8, Monthly Sunday Restorative Sessions with Emily Garrett, 7-9 p.m. June 18, July 16, August 27. Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week. m

//wellness colonic hydrotherapy COLONIC HYDROTHERAPY: Digestive wellness. 20 years experience in holistic therapies. “Wellness begins from within.” Call for appt., 660-0779.

feng shui FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Space clearing, personal clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock@fengshui vermont.com, www.fengshuivermont. com.

general health 19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. High-quality, complete prescription eyeglasses w/high-index, hardcoated lenses, and case, for $19. Rimless, stainless steel, memory titanium, children’s frames, bifocals, progressives, sun glass tints. etc. http://19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. (AAN CAN) SAUNA SYSTEMS: Saunas for a long life. Custom built Finnish and Far Infrared Resonance saunas. Optimize your health and wellness. Call for brochure. 802-657-2642.

hypnotherapy NATHALIE KELLY, CHt. Change habits (lose weight/quit smoking), improve performance (sports/school/work), surgery/childbirth preparation. Reduce anxiety, stress, phobia, pain and more. 802-233-8064, www.NathalieKelly.com.

massage A HEALING TOUCH: Massage by an experienced and caring professional. Four hands massage available. Wed. - Sun. Gift certificates available. $55/hour, $65/1.5 hours. Sierra-Maria Magdalena, 862-4677. ACUPRESSURE MASSAGE-EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE MASSAGE...the incredible relaxation and results for stress relief, back and neck pain, injury recovery and renewed vitality. Treat yourself or a friend. Gift certificates available. 14 years professional experience. $10 off with this ad. Downtown Burlington. 802-373-6105. AFFORDABLE THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE: $40 per hour. Effective pain release. Weekend appointments available. Located at Vermont Institute of Massage, South Burlington. Call Steele or Eliza, 802-373-2475. CALMING THE BODY, mind and spirit with therapeutic Swedish/Deep Tissue massage. Discounts for first-time customers and gift certificates. Renzo, 922-1276. DANU THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE at The Woolen Mill, Winooski. Sore muscles? Stressed out? Relaxation and Therapeutic Massage. CranioSacral Therapy. Reiki. Chair Massage. CMT. Call Vicky, 802-999-0610. http://danu. abmp.com. E.S. MASSAGE THERAPY: Swedish, therapeutic, aromatherapy, deep tissue. CMT. 802-760-7845. Across from Ann Taylor window, 125 Bank Street, #2, Burlington. ENJOY THE RELAXATION of a therapeutic massage. Quality bodywork with a compassionate touch. New clients receive 20% off their first massage. Please call Emily Kniffin, Nationally Certified Massage Therapist, 899-2973.

HEALING TOUCH MASSAGE: The spa that comes to you. Swedish, deep tissue, Japanese massage healing touch. 1-866-802-2237. Masseuses wanted. Must have experience and transportation. INVIGORATE AND RELAX at FootSpa Reflexology & Massage: Richmond, 802-922-3277. $60/hr Sliding rates for uninsured and chronically ill. MASSAGE THERAPY FOR WELLNESS and relaxation. Deep tissue, hot stone, pregnancy and Swedish. Downtown location. Thembie, CMT, 802-355-9798. MATURE WOMEN FEELING STRESSED? Gunther specializes in total relaxation. Strong hands. Therapeutic touch. Deep tissue acupressure massage. Call 802-399-8431. Email gfortwangler@yahoo.com. SPRING HAS SPRUNG. It’s massage time! Enjoy a healing and soothing blend of Swedish massage, Acupressure and Reiki conveniently at your location. $50/hour. $65/1.5 hours. Pete Bellini, 802-371-8589.

psychotherapy DANCE-MOVEMENT THERAPY, the psychotherapeutic use of dance and movement to further emotional and physical integration and healing, offered by Luanne Sberna, licensed mental health counselor, 802-863-9775. TURNSTONE ASSOCIATES IN PSYCHOTHERAPY & EXPRESSIVE ARTS THERAPY: Licensed mental health counselors offering art therapy, dance movement therapy, dream work, sand tray and traditional psychotherapy. 802-863-9775.

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4 announcments BENEFIT YARD SALE: May 19 and 20, 9 to 4. 80 Kirby Road, South Burlington. For Hope Lodge, Brown Bag Lunch Summer Program at Food Shelf and James Pettine (South Burlington High School student w/a serious illness). MANDATED REPORTER TRAINING for Summer Camp Counselors, 245 South Park Dr., Colchester Business Park, 5/23/06, 1 p.m. For more info, contact David Elin, 652-2060, delin@srs.state.vt.us. MOVING SALE! Everything must go! There is something for everyone. Sat. 5/20 9 am-? 108 North Willard St. NEIGHBORHOOD YARD SALE! May 20 and 21, 9-2, furniture, antiques, maternity clothes, craft supplies, kids items. Lots for sale. North Ave and Leonard, 1 block before Leddy Park. OPEN HOUSE: Goddard College, 5/20, 9 a.m. Info, 800-906-8312, email admissions@goddard.edu or visit www.goddard.edu. PREGNANT? Considering adoption? Talk with caring people specializing in matching birth mothers with families nationwide. Expenses paid. Toll-free 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions, 1-866-413-6293. (AAN CAN) REPAIRING CREDIT class offered by the Growing Money Program on May 30. Call 8601417 ext. 102 for details. Free to low and moderate-income Vermonters. TRACKING AND BUDGETING class offered by Growing Money Program, May 23. Call 860-1417 ext. 102 for details. Free to low and moderate-income Vermonters.

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12 CU. FT. upright freezer, $150. Free king-size waterbed w/frame, must pick up. Call 8992764, leave message. 138 X-RATED DVDS. Asking Call 802-363-4085. $275. Excellent condition. Ask for Chris after 3:30. 802-863-3905. 14 THREE TIER bookshelves. Great solution for holding every1000 ENVELOPES =1$5000. 1X2-050306_Pro_Services.indd 5/16/06 8:10:33 AM thing. Always useful in any style. Receive $5 for every envelope Stackable. Rich dark brown. $25 stuffed with our sales material. each/neg. 802-846-7342. Guaranteed! Free information: 24 2 TECHNICS SL 1200MK2 hour recording 1-800-785-7076. turntables Behringer mixer stan(AAN CAN) ton, headshells/carts. Good condition. All cords and adapters. $800/OBO. 603-770-6777.

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2003 ROCKY MOUNTAIN SLAYER: Full suspension mountain bike. $2400 new. In excellent shape with new parts. Disc brakes and 27-speed rapid fire shifter. $1250/OBO. lefebvre13@ yahoo.com. 29 GALLON FISH TANK w/beautiful stand and variety of fish accessories. $100/OBO. Email Tobias, tobias25vt@yahoo.com. 30� X 72� desk top, $25. 802229-5445. 32� DIAG Hitachi TV, $200/OBO. Indonesian dark stain storage cabinet, 5 shelves, 4 glass doors. 30w x 14d x 90h, $350. 802846-7342. 42� DECK for Gravely walkbehind commercial mower. $200/ OBO. 253-4484, before 9 p.m. 6’ STAINLESS table sink combo. Incl. faucet. Nice unit for sugar house or garage/workshop. $150. 802-899-4056. 6-PIECE BEDROOM SET. Butternut, 9-drawer dresser w/ twin mirrors, 4-drawer chest, two night stands. Queen or full-size headboard option. $750. Excellent condition. 802-899-2305. ALIEN MASK HEADDRESS. Perfect for dress-up, disguise or play costume. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. ALPACA FELT: 3x5 ft, sheets. 1 black and 1 toffee. $25. 899-2563. ALPACA YARN: Bulky weight. 800 yd., smoky brown, 175 yd., tofee, and 445 yd., black. $8 per 100 yd. 899-2563. ANTIQUE DISPLAY CASE: 1930s, red oak, one inside shelf, some leaded glass. 44 h, 24 d, 48w. Nice. $1400; offers considered. 802-598-4234. ANTIQUE PINE BLANKET CHEST, top opening w/2 additional drawers, original hardware. 40� W, 42� H, 19� D. $850. Charlotte, 425-4597. ARMOIRE: Shabby chic, offwhite gold trim. Distressed style. 39�wX27�dX71�h. $550/OBO. 802-224-9102. ASIAN FISH BOWL, large 20� diameter, floral design on black porcelain. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. ASTEROIDS ARCADE GAME: 1979 Atari Asteroids arcade machine. Bright clear picture and sound. Very few blemishes. Asking $400/OBO. Call Chris 802236-0514, evenings. ATTRACTIVE 8X10 carpet. High quality and thick pile. New. Must see! Selling for financial reasons. Paid over $500, selling for $300. Please email betsy rose46@hotmail.com.

AUTHENTIC FLAT BRAID RUG, 50% wool, oval shape 8’9� by 6’ 4�, mixed blues, like new condition, listed $500, asking $250. Charlotte, 425-4597. AWESOME ski package. One pair of K2 shape skis, Marker bindings, poles and Solomon bag for skis and poles and a pair of men’s size 11 boots. All for $60. 802-233-1869. BEAN BAG CHAIR: Oversized & leather. It’s amazing. Really. It may be the best one ever. $80. Call Marc in Winooski. 732887-8064. BEAUTIFUL ENTERTAINMENT center about 4’X5’. Pick up only! Drawers and glass door. Holds a good size TV. $125/OBO. 413652-1790. BED STUFF: QB matt/wood base (Spring Air) $500. 2 twin beds, $200/each. Dresser/mirror 63�(W) 79�(H) $210. Less than 1-year-old. 865-8083 or kerrycosti@hotmail.com. BEDROOM FURNITURE: Single bed (Pottery Barn), chest of drawers, night stand. Call 802864-0957. BEDROOM: Queen bed mattress/wood base (Spring Air) $350. 2 twin beds, $140/each. Dresser/mirror 63�(W) 79�(H) $140. Less than 1-year-old. 8658083 or kerrycosti@hotmail.com. BEDROOM SET: Cherry wood, head/foot/side rails, dresser, mirror, tall chest, 2 night stands, double-sided pillow-top mattress set. Dovetailed and lined drawers. All boxed. Only $1800. 802-893-7296. BIKE RACK: Holds four bikes, fits 1 1/4“ tow hitch, custom made, solid steel. $50. 802425-7772. BIKE TRAILER for kids. Rhode gear fits 2 kids. Used, but everything works well. $150/OBO. Call Daniel at 846-1543 x7609. BOAT GAUGE PACKAGE: Johnson Evinrude OMC matching gauges TACH, VOLT, and MPH. White trim. $100/OBO. 802860-2277. BOAT MARINE VHF radio. White w/bracket and quick release power cord. Like new condition. $65/OBO 802-860-2277. BOAT, MOTOR, trailer, canoe, fishing equipment, kayak, paddle boat, dingy, john boat. Must sell all. 802-363-2160. BOAT UPRIGHT BINNACLE Johnson Evinrude OMC w/throttle and trim control plus wire harness for parts or replacement. $75/OBO. 802-860-2277. BOW FLEX: Comes w/squat attachment and max. weight. Asking $750 will consider other offers. 802-318-7547. BOWFLEX: Older Bowflex in excellent condition, w/manual and video. $300. 802-877-3893. BOXES 17x11x9, 7x21x17 and 20x17x16, .50 cent/box, clear plastic bags, 16 x 23 x 1.5mil 500/box $50/box, basket trucks 20� x 30� $50. Metal carts $75. OBO on all. 658-6685, M-F. BREAD AND PUPPET silk screen designs on fabric, approx. 16� X 20�. Beautiful images of people and flowers. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. BRITAX CAR SEAT: Forward/rear facing. For children 5 - 40 lbs. Great condition. Call Andy at 355-6177.

BURTON SNOWBOARD w/ Grateful Dead sticker, 62�. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. BUSHNELL VOYAGER telescope. New and in box. $45. 802849-6840. CANNONDALE R600 road bike. Designed using CAAD5 technology. Shimano Ultregra STI. Slice Ultra Si carbon fork. 48cm from center to top. 50.5 cm top tube. New $1200, sacrifice for $600. 802-651-6880. CAR TOP luggage rack. 12 cubic ft. 802-863-3305. CASE RIDING MOWER. Model 222. Hydro drive, rebuilt deck. Not running, tired motor. Parts or rebuild. $100. 802-316-2673. CEILING FAN/LIGHT FIXTURES by Regency. 2 brushed steel w/etched glass bowls, 4 cherry blades; 1 white w/etched glass; 4 white blades. $50/OBO. 878-0236. CHEST FREEZER: Old fashioned, but fully functional. $40. 899-2563. CLAW FOOT bathtub, 6’ L x 26� W x 21� H, best offer. Backpack orchard sprayer, $100. Large Garden Way cart, $10. 802-2534484 before 9 p.m. COMPUTER CHAIR: Gray suede chair. Reclines. Very good condition. $50. Call 732-887-8064 and ask for Marc. In Winooski. COMPUTER DESK. Corner piece w/monitor shelf, printer shelf and bookcase. $40/OBO. Call evenings 802-658-3871. COMPUTER PRINTER/SCANNER/COPIER: Brand new w/all wires and software necessary. $50. Call 732-887-8064 and ask for Marc. In Winooski. CRIB, DRESSER and glider set. Solid cherry (Angel Line). Excellent condition. Incl. mattress and extras. Paid $800. Asking $300. Call Andy, 355-6177. CRIB W/MATTRESS: Excellent condition. $350. Co-sleeper, excellent condition. $100. 802652-0723. CRUMAR TOACCATA ORGAN w/Leslie simulator, $250. FOSTEX B-16 tape recorder, $500. SONY dat recorder, $250. EMAX sampling keyboard, $350. ALESIS Midi sequencer, $50. All in excellent condition. 802-864-7740. D.R. BRUSH MOWER. 26�, 13 hp. in excellent shape. Electric start, lockable differential. Spare belts and blades. Always stored inside. $1200/OBO. Possible delivery. 518-572-7695. DINING ROOM SET: Cherry wood table, pedestals, chairs, hutch, buffet, server. All in box. Must see. Sacrifice $2275. 802-893-6677. DINING ROOM TABLE w/6 chairs (wood and maroon seat covers). Has 3 extra leafs. Call and I can email you photo. $160. 802-238-6449. DIRT BIKE: Honda XR100R, 1995, new rear tire. Runs like new. Very good condition. Son outgrew it. Asking $900/OBO. Please call, 802-878-5704. DISHWASHER, Kenmore 15472 built in, new. $75. 310-1411. DOG PEN, (anchor wire), $150. 6 ft. wide x 7.5 ft. long x 4 ft. high. Call 865-5154.

DOLLHOUSE: 10 rooms, outside completed, interior partially finished, many hours building but haven’t the time in my life to complete. Would love to see it have a good home. Have $950 in just materials but will take less. Needs to go. 802-434-3291. DRAWING/DRAFTING TABLE, 42 W X 31 L, wood top on black metal base. Good condition, $150/OBO. Call 482-6632 or email contrarian@myway.com. DRESSER W/MIRROR, $150/ OBO. 1 year old, in excellent condition, 63� (W) x 79� (H). 865-8083/656-2605 or email kerrycosti@hotmail.com. EFT Freedom Coaching Center, sports performance coaching and pain/trauma/PTSD issues. No charge help for wartime vets and families. 802-734-2922. ELMIRA FIREPLACE INSERT, $150/OBO. Must pick up. 8992764, leave message. EXTERIOR insulated steel door. Contact 802-482-6632 or con trarian@myway.com. FABRICS GALORE: Some for quilting, some upholstery, solids and various prints. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. FOLDING TRAILER, 4’ x 8’, $75, basket trucks 20� x 30� $50, boxes 17x11x9, 7x21x17 and 20x17x16 .50 cent/box, clear plastic bags 16 x 23 x 1.5mil 500/box $50/box, Metal carts $75. OBO on all. 802658-6685. FORMICA, assorted sizes and colors, .50 per sq. ft. Two louvered door panels, 18� x 80�, $10. 802-899-2305. FRANKLIN SPEAKING dictionary/thesaurus. New in package, 270 K+ definitions, $75. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. FUTON w/maple frame in excellent condition. Purchased new for $300, selling for $150. Call 802-899-2970. FUTON w/mattress, solid wood. Still in box and plastic. Must sell. $295. 802-893-7296. G.E. ELECTRIC COOK TOP, almond-colored, $95. Stainless steel single-bowl sink and Moen single-lever faucet, w/all hardware, $75. All spotless, like new. 802-899-2305. GARAGE SALE: 122 Governor Peck Rd. Jericho, 5/20 and 5/21, 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. Kids’ stuff, pool slide, dog cages, dining chairs, etc. GE WASHING MACHINE (white) and Kenmore Dryer (tan). Older models, but work well. $125 for pair. You haul. 846-7995. GIFT BAGS: New, 130 frosted lime green bags w/handles. 10� high X 8� wide X 4� deep. $50. 802-224-9102. GRAVELY 1138 riding mower. $300/OBO. 253-4484, before 9 p.m. GREY BRICKS: Approx. 50-100. Many intact and many broken. If you haul them all, they’re yours for free. 802-846-7995. HALF INCH, clear beveled glass coffee table w/dual Italian marble base. Best offer. 802-3100837. HAMMOND RT3 ORGAN, B3 w/extras, w/LESLIE 900 100 watt, amazing sound/vibe. $1600. 802-864-7740.

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7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTINGS HARDIBACKER: 3 sheets at 1/4”, 4 sheets at 1/2”. $35. 802-849-6840. HAVE A BUNCH of text books I used for school once and won’t use again. Would really like to sell them! Prices are up for topic. Call 373-9708 and ask for Nichole. HJC MOTORCYCLE helmet xxs. Black, silver reflective. Worn one season. $75. Burton 2001 Indie 152. Red, no graphics, good condition. $50/OBO. Valerie, 999-7790. HOMEDICS BATH SPA: Relax and enjoy. It’s like a portable spa in your own tub. Like new, excellent brand. betsyrose46@ hotmail.com. INVACARE ELECTRIC power wheelchair. 4 years old, good condition. Contact 482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com. KAWASAKI MOJIVE, 1999, 4 wheeler, 250cc liquid cooled 5 spd., new top end rear brakes, tchain. Runs great. Good condition. Asking $1100/OBO. 802878-5704. KAYAK: 14-foot yellow Necky Looksha Sport with rudder. Durable polyethylene, comfortable seat, 2 cargo hatches. Great on lakes and rivers. $700. 434-4638. KENMORE washer and dryer, perfect condition, king size capacity. $400 for set. 802318-2277. KING, UPHOLSTERED headboard, $200. King mattress/box. Stearns and Foster double pillow top. Little wear. $500. 802-8467342. LACIE ELECTRON22BLUE II monitor and BlueEye Calibrator. 22” display, great for layout. Detail and color correction are fantastic. A steal at $500 incl. calibrator! 802-238-5405. LAWNMOWER: Sears Craftsman 6.6 hp. 22”, bagger or mulch. $75. 862-1642. LAZY-BOY RECLINER CHAIR: Blue chair in good condition. Still works great. $30. Call 732887-8064 and ask for Marc. In Winooski. LEGO SPACE STATION 6991 motor rail set. Brand new, never opened. 568 pieces. Perfect holiday gift. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. LIMITED EDITION platinum Nintendo Gamecube. Incl. 2 controllers, 2 memory cards, connector cable for Gameboy and Sims Bustin Out Game. $110/OBO. 802-879-6514. MAGNIFICENT WEDDING band set. New. White gold w/diamonds. Worth $1099, sacrifice $750/OBO. Email for pictures, nchartier84@hotmail.com or call 229-1896. MATTRESS, full sized, excellent condition, very clean. 1.5 year old. $125, w/box spring $150. 878-8672. MATTRESS: Full-size Simmons. Little used guest room bed. Excellent condition. $300. 8635385. MEMORY FOAM mattress set, 8” Visco mattress/box/frame. All wrapped in plastic. Never used. Retail $1800, sell $650. Beth, 802-598-0316. MICROWAVE: Whirlpool stainless steel, 1.8 cu ft capacity, 1100 watt cooking power. Never been used, must sell. 802-373-2002. MINI BIKE, Peavey speakers, T.V.s, stereo parts, DJ Coffin, MAC and PC computers, ASR 100 sampler, VHS tapes, Roland amp, VW Jetta, Furniture... Prices neg. Benny, 607-624-1546. MINI FRIDGE: Lots of stickers on it. But it’s 30”x24”x24” and I’ll sell it for $30. Call 732-8878064 and ask for Marc. In Winooski. MINI-FRIDGE: Great condition. Used two semesters and is amazing, but I’m moving off campus and don’t need it. $70. Will deliver to Burlington. 802324-8128. MINI-TRAMPOLINE, ProSport, 38” diameter, 9” off floor, 27” jogging diameter, like new, $25, 849-6185. MOVING AT THE end of May. Must sell all in house. Free stuff. 802-388-2467 or 802-377-9974.

MOVING: Need to get rid of pullout sleeper sofa. Well taken care of and in good shape. Buyer must move. Only $10! 484894-6264. MOVING SALE: Everything must go! Furniture, small appliances, TVs and much more. Email mstavola71@hotmail.com or call 802-734-6388. MOVING SALE: May-June. Whole workshop and contents of house. Nice things. Free stuff. 802-3779974 or 802-377-9983. NICE FURNITURE: Living room, bedroom, dining room, high quality furniture and rugs, two large TVs. 802-879-1697, please call 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. OVERSIZED SOFA, only 1 year old (basil) for $300, dark wood mission coffee table for $100, and light green love seat/futon bed, $50. Please email for pictures. ginnathomson@gmail.com. PANASONIC 42” Plasma EDTV! I bought the TV in November and under warranty. Local pick up only. $1600. 802-244-5455. POMP. MILLS sofa, $350. Very good condition; love seat, $250. Natural oak. 802-863-4098. PRIDE SHUTTLE mobility scooter. 4 wheel, large tires for outdoors. 300 # capacity. Excellent condition, little use. Incl. aluminum ramps to load. $1200/OBO. Possible delivery. 518-572-7695. PRINCE tennis racket. Graphite volley. $20. 802-2331869. QUEEN AND WEDGEWOOD blue striped Maven, love seat and large arm chair. In coordinating floral pattern w/throw pillows. Excellent condition. $275. 802253-8848. QUEEN MATTRESS and box spring. 1 year old. Best offer. 879-0815. QUEEN MATTRESS, box, frame. Sealy Postrupedic. 1 month old, $350. Queen dark wood Shanghai-style Pier 1 headboard, $285 new. 802-846-7342. QUEEN-SIZED sofa bed w/a great mattress. Please call for details. 802-658-6716. QUILTING/CRAFT BOOKS: Various titles, values to $40 each. Please call 482-6632 or email: quarkvt@yahoo.com. ROAD BIKE Trek 2200. Cat Eye Astral cpu. Rode less than 600 miles. Full Ultegra except 105 brake calipers. 54 cm. Sweet ride! $1000. 802-310-4514. ROCKER: Hardwood maple, $50. Kitchen table, 32”x60” w/12” leaf, $15. Two-drawer metal file cabinet, $20. Clean, very good condition. 802-899-2305. RUBY 2000 commercial juicer. Retails for $2200. Used, good condition, $1100. Live healthy drink real juice! 802-373-3309. RUG/QUILTING loom w/stand. Made in Brazil. Please call 4826632 or email quarkvt@yahoo. com. SHADE 10 large view linchon welding helmet, $75. 4” Wilton bench vise $25. 802-279-4998. SHARP SLIM camcorder VHS (1996) doubles as VCR 12xzoo, low light, battery pack, Ambico carrying shoulder bag. Great condition. $150. 802-922-8262. SIMMONS BEAUTY REST mattress, double. $150. 865-2363. SKATEBOARD 28, Variflex California kids, brand new, never used. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. SLEEP SOFA, A1 condition, 2 year old. $250. 802-865-3766. SOFA AND CHAIR: Almost brand new! Microsuede, sage green sofa and matching tapestry chair. Pottery Barn style. $1000 for set. Call 802-734-6388. SOLID CHERRY COMPUTER DESK, desk w/hutch. 4’W, 6’ H, 6”, desk- 30” D. 2’. Like new, listed for $2100, asking $1500. Charlotte, 425-4597. SOLID OAK kitchen round table, seats 4-6. Good condition. Asking $350 for the set. Call 802-734-6388 or email dogsled vt@hotmail.com. SOMBRERO: Authentic beautiful red velvet Mariachi hat and straw sombrero. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

STAR TREK collectible toys. Several boxes of Playmates action figures, etc. new in boxes. Left over from days as a toy dealer and need to make space. $50 for everything! Call 802899-2970. STEREO: Sony Receiver, 300-disk CD changer and surround sound speaker system. Works great. Originally $800, $125/OBO. 802598-4974. SURROUND SOUND speakers, brand new 5 speaker set w/subwoofer. Still wrapped in packaging. $100. Call Marc in Winooski. 732-887-8064. TENT FOR BACKPACKING. 2 person Sierra Designs in good shape. Weighs 7 lbs. Full-size fly w/vestibule. $75/OBO. Call Daniel, 846-1543 x7609. THULE BOX, silver Evolution Xl 1800. Opens both sides. Excellent condition. Paid $550. Sell for $395. 802-860-2277. THULE ROOF BOX: $200. Universal mounting design can be fixed to factory installed and after-market racks. Mounts easy with single-side opening and closing. Includes Quick-Mount hardware and Thule One Key System lock cylinder carries 5 to 6 pairs of skis or 2 pairs of golf clubs. One year old. 760-7770. TREADMILL: Professional bodyguard brand in excellent condition. 6 programmable levels, great incline capabilities for hill runs, includes heart rate monitoring. New $2400 will sell for $900. 802-233-0631. TREK 9700 Mtn. bike, large frame. $275. Also, Trek kids mtn. bike. $150. Call for details. 802-899-4086. TV: 32” Sony Wega flat screen. 4.5 year old. Both picture and cosmetically in great shape. Located in downtown Burlington and can be viewed most anytime. $280 (org. $1K). 802999-8496. TWIN BEDS: 2 at $150/each/ OBO. 1 year old. 865-8083 or email kerrycosti@hotmail.com. VINTAGE BABY STROLLER in excellent condition! Blue pleather, Park Avenue, chrome on top perfect. Chrome on bottom a little rusty. $250/OBO. Call 802-658-2549. WHEEL HORSE 257H, hydrostatic drive, 205 hrs, 42” deck, 36” snow blower. Spare deck, blower, plus parts tractor. All for $2000. 802-249-7282. WHIRLPOOL TUB w/brass fixtures, never used. Also black one-piece toilet. $900. Please call 802-859-1577. WHITE STORM DOOR: Like new. Never used outdoors. $50. Call Margo at 999-9915. WINE HOLDER cabinet rack, holds wine glasses and 10 bottles of wine. Attractive dark wood finish, from Pier One. $150. Call 802-734-6388 or dogsledvt@hotmail.com. WOOD: 2 and 1/2 cords. Dry, seasoned, all hardwood. 16” logs. You pick up. $260. 899-2563. WOOD STOVE: Fisher cast-iron wood stove. Can email picture. Make a fair offer. You haul. 846-7995. XBOX ORIGINAL. Excellent condition. 2 controllers, headset, memory stick and 2 games. $100/OBO. Call Steve evenings. 802-658-3871. YAMAHA WAVE RUNNERS, 2002: GP1200 & GP 800. Great shape, trailer. Call Joe at 802373-5521.

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EXPERIENCED BABY-SITTER, stay-at-home mom. Refs. avail. Call Morgan, 802-922-3355. IN-HOME CHILD CARE needed for easygoing 2.5 year old in Charlotte (20 mins. from Burlington). Mid-May for the summer months (and beyond if possible). 4 days a week roughly 8 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Looking for experienced, reliable baby-sitter who is active, creative, caring, calm. College student or older please. Toddler experience preferred. Ref. required. Nice family. Laura 425-2109 or LCIsearch@aol.com.

IN-HOME QUALITY child care provided. Infant to school age. Tired of large daycare? Small, structured, caring environment, just like going to grandma’s. Call 802-864-6850. SITTER AVAILABLE: Kind, caring, fun, 32 YO, three years teaching experience. Many years child care. Seeking to work 8-10 hrs./wk. Local references. 324-7435.

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SOFTWARE SPECIALIST: Evaluation of existing system. Recommendations for improvements or change of current system. Finding the best software options from the current market availability. Customizing software for specific company needs. Call 802-985-3915.

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AMD 3200 xp processor, 768 mb ram, ati 9550 video card w/256 mb, 19” Hitachi monitor w/22 dpi, gyration wireless keyboard and mouse, CD. Windows xp home installed. $450. Call 233-7778. COMPAQ PRESARIO DESKTOP: Incl. keyboard, mouse, 17” monitor, 256mbRAM, deskjet color printer w/ink, flatbed scanner, CD burner, lots of software! $150. 802-343-1823. HEWLETT PACKARD hp Pavilion xg 814 w/Yamaha burner, Xerox docuprint M760 Logitech wireless keyboard and mouse. Great starter computer. $150/OBO. Works great! 860-324-0030. HP COMPUTER: Pentium III, 128 RAM, 40 gig, 866 Mhz, Windows ME, Office 2000, 15” flat monitor, all accessories and paperwork. Printer/scanner, $150/OBO. 802-598-4974. PENTIUM 4.1 GHZ, 768MB RAM, 100GB HD, ATI Radeon 9600 128MB AGP, 52x CD-RW, 5.1 Chan Sound, TV tuner, Ethernet, Valid XP Pro License/ CD. $220. 802-999-9578. USED GATEWAY computer, incl. printer, keyboard, monitor. CD/floppy disk hard drive. $25. 802-233-1869. VIEW SONIC VG150 15” LCD monitor, plus free keyboard and mouse. Excellent condition. $100. 802-316-1544.

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HOT BODIES: Dancers for any occasion. Best prices. Bachelor, bachelorette parties. New talent welcome. Will train. No experience necessary. Great income. 802-661-0067. www.sexy1babes.com. SOLID GOLD exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-6581464. New talent welcome. VERMONT CASINO TOURS: Now booking 2006 summer tours. Atlantic City/Foxwoods Casino/Casino De Montreal (day trips). For information and reservations call Jim, 802-655-0409 or Annie, 802-655-4828.

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$$CASH$$ Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes, and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth - #1. 1-800794-7310. (AAN CAN)

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FREE red-eared slider turtle to experienced owner/breeder only! 50-gallon tank and access. If needed. Call Scott and leave message any time at 802-730-1015. FREE to good home. Two daschounds. One long-haired male and one short-haired female. I have 5 dogs and can’t support them all. 482-6441. FREE: Upright piano. Good condition. You move. 862-1354.

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GARDEN SPACE avail. in Winooski in exchange for 1-2 hours yard work per week. 655-8915.

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LOST BACKPACK: Fell off car near Ace Hardware on Williston Road last week, picked up by ? very quickly. $200 reward for notebooks/papers inside. Smaller reward for rest. Call 802-9990822 or email vxnyl@yahoo.com. LOST! Silver wedding band at Higher Ground on Saturday night’s In Flames concert, 5/06. No street value but much personal value. Please contact Lu at 578-6258 w/info. TASHA: Adult female Husky/ Collie. Seen 4/30 in Morrisville, maroon collar w/tags. Golden w/white on paws, tail, chest, belly, face. Golden freckles on nose, black spot on tongue. REWARD! 802-793-3382.

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PHISH, DEAD, psychedelicious original grooves. Bisque, featuring members of Liquid Lobster (“sparkling, innovative, funky” — Relix). Saturday, June 3, Snow Shoe Lodge, Montgomery. www.liquidlobster.com.

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ACCORDION: D/G Saltarelle Bouebe. Natural cherry, great sound. $900/firm. Call 802827-3868. AFRICAN DJEMBE drums, prices start at $75. Hdwds and Tweneboa wood. All tested for pathogens. Contact 802-3999345 or email tothebeats@ lycos.com. Be heard, play drums. BEAUTIFUL ASTON-WAIGHT upright piano. Extra large sound board, big sound. Well cared for. Built in the ‘50s. Reduced to $1000. 802-229-5402. CELEBRITY OVATION guitar, $199. 865-2363. DJEMBE: Good condition, 16 “ Remo head. $125/OBO. 999-5872 DRUM MACHINE: Boss DR-3, w/instructions. I love this machine. $140/OBO. Eric at DKOjagger@hotmail.com. DRUMS: Pearl Export series, black and chrome 5-piece kit w/instructional video, tuning key, sticks. Excellent condition. $400. 802-355-3672. FENDER GUITAR AMP. Ask for Steve, 802-244-8998. FENDER Ultra-Chorus Amplifier, 2-12, 2 channel. Excellent condition. $300. 802-864-7740. FOSTEX MR-8 8 track digital recorder. Very user friendly, portable. Records to compact flash, many effects, CD-level sound quality. Mint condition. Paid $500, asking $150. 802316-1544. GUITAR EFFECTS PEDAL. Jimmy Hendrix Experience by Digitek. Used twice. Paid $220, will take $170. Eric, DKOjagger @hotmail.com. KAWAI 360 digital piano. Originally paid $1500, selling for $250. Moving and need the extra space. Call 802-899-2970. LESTER upright piano, good condition. $500. 802-229-5445. LUDWIG DRUM SET. New heads, excellent condition. Little use. $525/OBO. Call 802899-4086. MANDOLIN: Custom-made 2005 Weber Gallatin, F style, chocolate brown color, comes w/hard case. Must sell. Paid $2900, asking $2500. 802-893-7942. PEARL EXPORT double bass 7piece drum kit. Black Zildjian ZBT rock cymbals 18” crash, 22”, 22” ride, 14” HH. 10” Zildjian splash, 16” China. All boom stands. Saddle throne incl. $1300 firm. Serious inquiries only. E-mail Emffsp20@aol.com. YAMAHA PIANO/KEYBOARD: Good condition. $50. Call 802655-4676.

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BASS GUITAR LESSONS w/Aram Bedrosian. All levels welcome! Years of teaching experience. Gordon Stone band, Concentric, former Advance Guitar Summit winner. Convenient Pine St. location. 802-598-8861, www.arambedrosian.com. CLASSICAL GUITAR LESSONS: Experienced guitarist of over ten years offers lessons in great classical technique. Also available in jazz, rock, blues, and folk styles. Call 802-373-8868. Affordable rates! GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com. PIANO AND/OR IMPROVISATION: Lessons in theory, harmony and improvisation for all instrumentalists and vocalists. All ages! Beginning through advanced concepts taught with clarity and patience. Questions? Call Shane Hardiman, 279-8859, Winooski. hipkeys@lycos.com.

4 music services

COSMIC HILL project recording studio. Top of the line equipment. Instrumentation and arrangements available. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.

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EXPERIENCED GUITARIST/ BASSIST available. Some vocals, some PA gear. Brandon, VT. 802747-4606 or email dbonanzam@ pshift.com.

4 musicians wanted DEDICATED JAZZ/ROCK guitarist composer seeking other musicians for jamming/song writing. Will travel. Call Zach 802-895-4133 or email zachary_chaffee@yahoo.com. I NEED A bassist, drummer, guitarist and any other instrumentalist that has the time and ability to write/record/play shows and travel. Eric DKOjagger@hot mail.com. LEAD SINGER WANTED for established rock band. Classic, newer rock. Influences: 3 Doors Down, Creed, Stone Temple Pilots, Nickleback. Females welcomed. 802-288-1528. NEW BAND? Looking for a place to play out? Call The Backstage, Essex Junction, 802-878-5494. WANTED: Guitarist and drummer for rock band. Vocals a plus. Must be dedicated. Into classic, contemporary, new, anything that rocks. Call any time, 802535-9238.

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BEAUTIFUL, PERSIANHIMALAYAN/MAINE coon mix kitten, male. 3-months old. $300. 802-862-2022. BOXER PUPPIES born 4/2/06. White w/some brown/black spots. $400/each. Ready to go 6/1/06. Great family dogs. Call 518-543-6336. FEMALE BEARDED dragon w/75 gallon tank and set up, $200, w/out tank, w/lighting and extras, $100. 518-727-7807, leave message. FERRET CAGE and accessories. 3 story cage w/every thing you need, incl. a ferret! Paid over $400 for all, asking $50. Call Jason, 482-6441. FERRETS: (2) Comes w/threelevel cage plus all accessories (travel cage, toys, treats, etc.). $250/OBO. Call 802-598-5055.

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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS FREE ALASKAN HUSKIES: These dogs are friendly, intelligent and make great pets! Call 802-793-6220 or email info@ dogsledvt.com. Visit www.dog sledvt.com to see the dogs for adoption. LOYAL, LOVING, 6-year-old, male long-haired Chihuahua. Great company for me, but he would like a home w/out small children or cats. Pic available via email if you’re interested. ruens@adelphia.net. REGISTERED RAGDOLL KITTEN. Small, feisty, and full of purrsonality. Blue mitted female, 11 weeks old. Will deliver to Burlington area. $550. Call Mary at 802-525-6277. SUPER HYPOMELANISTIC Colombian boa constrictor, F, 24”. Great color, health. Asking $325. 802-899-4457.

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MODELS WANTED for artistic and fashion projects. Excellent opportunity for free portfolio and experience. Contact David Russell Photography, 373-1912, email rusldp@juno.com, website http://www.rusldp.com.

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LOVE TO CLEAN HOUSECLEANING: Dependable. Experienced. Mature. References. 802453-8443. MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER, father w/three-year-old daughter to provide summer child care for 1-2 other children. Burlington. Excellent references. 660-3109. OFFICE EFFICIENCY CONSULTANT: Study existing office procedures. Recommend flow and form modification or enhancement for optimum office efficiency. Call 802-985-3915. WEDDING VIDEOS last a lifetime! Made to perfection by professional with 5 years film industry experience. Book now, your wedding day memories are precious! Email justin_hare@ hotmail.com.

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DO YOU HAVE a scuba suit in a large? If you do let me know. Email at o.ray@mwt.net. GOLD AND SILVER WANTED. Highest prices paid for old or broken jewelry. Dave, 802-3169601. WANTED: Intact wood frame windows for community service art project. Drop off: 132 Main St. #4, Plainfield or 802-4541604 for pickup.

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SUMMER CAMP VOLUNTEERS needed. Firehouse Education is looking for volunteers interested in working as a teaching assistant during our 2006 summer camps. Info, Melissa, 802-8657525 or mwalker@ci.burling ton.vt.us.

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PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the ART LESSONS with Rachael South Burlington City Hall Rice, professional, nationally 1x2-051006_R2.indd 1 5/16/06 9:33:15 AMConference Room, 575 Dorset juried artist. Improve your Street, South Burlington, drawing, painting, overall creVermont on Tuesday, June 6, ativity. $25-$30/hour, supplies 2006 at 7:30 P.M. to consider included. Results guaranteed! the following: 802-229-4427, rachael@fly chickpro.com. 1. Preliminary plat application BENCH MARK RENOVATION: #SD-06-30 & final plat #SD-06for all of your home remodeling 31 of Super-Temp Wire & Cable, needs. Baths, kitchens, porches, Inc. for a planned unit developdecks, garages and basements. ment consisting of a 35,000 sq. Attention to detail. Competitive ft. manufacturing facility to be prices. John, 802-657-2642. constructed in two (2) phases, CHAMPLAIN SHORES: Phase I consisting of 30,000 sq. Landscaping and stonework ft. & Phase II consisting of design, installation, maintenance. 5,000 sq. ft., 104 Bowdoin St. Stone patios, walkways, and walls. Garden design and installation. 2. Preliminary plat application Portfolio available upon request. #SD-06-33 and final plat #SDTodd Hotaling, BS Landscape 06-34 of O’Brien Brothers Agency Design/PSS. 802-233-7853. for a planned unit development FIND YOURSELF SCATTERED to construct a 50,000 sq. ft. AND DISORGANIZED? Whether contractor or building trade you’re a professional or managfacility, 472 Meadowland Dr. ing a home and children, the benefits of creating a healthy, 3. Final plat application #SD-06creative, and organized living 35 of F & M Development Co, space are boundless. Let home LLC to amend a previously organizer and family manageapproved planned unit development coach, Annie Downey, help ment consisting of: 1) 309 resiyou make over, deep clean and dential units in six (6) buildorganize your home or work ings, 2) subdividing two (2) space. Free estimates and fabuparcels of 24.458 acres into lous references. Call 802-318eight lots, 3) a 73 unit multi1700 today and get started on family dwelling, 4) a 4,430 sq. organizing your home! ft. expansion into an indoor FREE SATELLITE TV system. recreation facility, 5) a 63 unit Free installation. 800-784-7694. congregate care housing facility, Ref.# A-33515222. and 6) an existing 16,000 sq. ft. GENERAL CONTRACTOR, television studio & office buildHANDYMAN SERVICE. 20 years ing. The amendment consists of: experience. Fences, outbuildings, 1) increase the number of units additions, remodeling, bathat 410 Farrell St. from 73 units rooms, kitchens, carpentry, to 74 units, and 2) constructing plumbing, masonry, wiring, a 12’ x 24’ accessory structure, renewable energy systems. Fully Farrell St. insured. Extensive references. 518-425-0094. 4. Final plat application #SD-06GREEN MOUNTAIN PAINTERS: 36 of Magic Hat Brewing Co to Professional exterior amend a previously approved painting/staining. Free estiplan for a previously approved mates! Fully insured. Quality planned unit development conwork guaranteed. Serving the sisting of three (3) commercial greater Burlington area. Call and industrial buildings on two 802-654-7111. (2) parcels totaling 6.73 acres. JOLLY ROGER’S BOAT CLEANThe amendment consists of ING: Quality boat care done by allowing overhead utility lines in friendly locals in the Chittenden place of underground lines, 5 county area. Call today for an Bartlett Bay Road. estimate. 802-324-7985.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. May 17, 2006

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. SUPPORT GROUP for ExJehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257. SUPPORT GROUP FOR PARENTS of children with sensory challenges. Every other Friday beginning May 5th, 7 to 9 p.m., in Williston. For information, call Laurie at 864-6007. FATIGUE AND CHRONIC FATIGUE: Share your experiences and information, learn about effective protocols. John, 802-343-8161. THIRTEEN-WEEK SUPPORT GROUPS for women who are survivors of adult and or childhood sexual assault. Group will include a yoga component. Please contact Meg at 864-0555. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP: Open to members. New leadership. A forum for strength, humor and self-discovery. For information, call Emma at 802899-5418. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-8601417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. AlAnon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick.

AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily. com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group. Info, 802864-0555. PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month. R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmor pheus1@yahoo.com for more info. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmout reach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 6573668. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-9725266.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 8635708. Women call Valerie, 802233-8808. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo. com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartvermont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 861-6000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463.

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ACURA INTEGRA, 1997: Auto, 142 K. Clean interior and straight, rustfree body. Red in color. Good reliable transport. Books $4200, asking $3500/OBO. 802-279-5849. ACURA INTEGRA LS, 2001: Coupe, silver/black, 5-speed, sun roof, CD, AC, PS, PW, PL, antilock brakes, driver/passenger airbags. $9310 (Kelly Blue Book value). Jason, 802-2382827. AUDI A4 AVANT WAGON, 2003: 1.8T Quattro. 30 K. Dark silver/ black leather. 5-speed, sun/moon roof, PW/PL, heated seats, clean. $22K. 978-660-6684. AUDI ALL ROAD, 2001: Black, 6speed, loaded, 80k, brand new tires, all brakes, just tuned up at dealer, extra Hakkas. $17,800/ OBO. James, 802-369-6550. BIODIESEL VWS in Northern VT. 802586-9918 Or biofueler@ aol.com. BMW 318 IS, 1992: 104 K, green, leather, full power, sun roof. Invested over $8000 in after-market parts. For more info call 802-578-9942. BMW 318I, 1997: 107 K, 5-speed, leather, sun roof, auto everything, traction control, Automaster maintained, kept in garage, new Parelli summer tires. $6800. Call Angela at 310-6719. BUICK LaCROSSE CX, 2006, sedan, white, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. $14,992 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD. Best price, $18,469. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. BUICK ROADMASTER, 1994: 160 K, runs and looks good, all options, power everything. Needs brake line. $500/OBO. 802-893-0469. BUICK SKYLARK, 1993: Auto, 120 K, inspected thru October ‘06. $600. 802-355-3425. BUICK SPECIAL, 1963: 4-door, all original, 51 K, excellent driving condition, fair interior. Call for test drive. Tom, 434-4048. $2500/OBO. CELICA GTS, 2002: 6-speed, manual, black, power everything, under 50 K. Very good condition, well maintained. Must see. Michelle, 793-9743. CHEVY IMPALA, 2002: V6, auto, 37 K, very nice shape, AC, power. $7000. 802-879-8379. CHRYSLER TOWN and Country limited minivan, blue, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 22,308 miles, power sliding doors, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD/ DVD. Best price, $21,782. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. COACHMAN, 1995: Pop-up camper. 12’ long closed. Sleeps 4-5. Great condition. Incl. electric brakes, awning and screen room. Many features. $1900. 802-424-7219. DODGE NEON, 1995: 4-door, $900/OBO. 128,573 miles. Run regularly until December Call 893-7633 for more info. EAGLE SUMMIT, 1994: 2-door coup. $500/OBO. 62,760 miles on engine. Call 893-7633 for more info. EAGLE VISION TSI, 1993: 102 K, great car, runs and drives great, needs nothing. $2000. 893-0469. FORD ESCORT DX2, 2002: 40 K, $5000/OBO. Great 5-speed, great gas mileage. Call! No reasonable offer refused! 802-310-8119. FORD ESCORT LX WAGON, 1995: 1.9 liter, 5-speed, 88,700 miles, like new condition, AC, good tires, air bags, everything works, runs great, $1990. Call 802-310-2026. FORD FOCUS, 2002: 4-door sedan 33,800 miles, standard trans., no AC, silver, very clean. $7200. Call day 878-7661x2717, evening 864-3055. FORD MUSTANG, 1982: 2-door, no rust, 4 cyl., sun roof. Great little car. Never driven in winter. $1200. 802865-2363. FORD MUSTANG, 1988: 5.0 GT rare t-top edition, 138 K, little to no rust. Runs great! Must sell! $2700/OBO. 802-309-0377. FORD PROBE, 1994: 2-door, blue, 140 K, good physical condition. Needs exhaust system and possibly power steering unit. $300/OBO. 802233-3977. HONDA ACCORD EX, 1990: Bad transmission but everything else works. 125 K. $500/OBO. Call, sell for parts too. 937-554-8368. HONDA CIVIC, 1991: 151 K. $500/OBO. Due to body damage. 5speed. Well maintained w/all service records. Totally drivable. Great fixer upper or parts car. 802-752-7772. HONDA CIVIC EX, 1997: 74 K, decent shape, runs well. Good tires. $4500. 802-878-668 or 802-5985332. HONDA MONITOR CX, 1995: White hatchback w/high miles. Decent shape but does need some work for inspection or buy for parts. $500/OBO. Email at lefebvre13 @yahoo.com. HYUNDAI EXCEL, 1992: 4-cyl., 4speed, clean, current inspection, 4 good extra tires on rims, needs work. $300/OBO. 802-748-3881. HYUNDAI TIBURON GT, 2005: Perfect, new. silver, V6, Infinity stereo/6 CD, leather, all power, excellent warranties, economy. Moving out of US, must sell. 21 K. 802-6586489.

INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL BUS, 1984: 72-passenger, diesel, blue, 127 K miles. No seats. Runs well, suitable for RV or grease conversion. $1600/OBO. 802-525-3351, nights or weekends.

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www.shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 2001: Sunburst yellow, only one other in all of Burlington area. Looks great, runs great. 57 K. AC, power windows. $10,999. 802-951-2457, press # to leave message. JEEP WRANGLER, 1997: Blue, excellent condition, hard and soft top. $9500. Call 802-999-1456. KIA RIO, 2003: 49 K. Manual trans. Runs great! No rust, Thule roof rack. satellite radio. CD, AC. Books for $6080. Asking $5400. 802-355-7555 or 802-355-9969, leave message. LEXUS ES300, 2001: Leather, wood interior, 6-disc changer, coach edition, fully loaded, one owner, very clean. Asking $12,900/OBO. 802-5985348. MAZDA PROTÉGÉ, 1994: 4-door, excellent condition, 90 K, very well maintained Southern car, economical, new muffler, brakes, must sell. $2500/firm. Incl. Nokian snow tires. 802-658-6489. MERCEDES BENZ, E430 4MATIC, 2001: AWD, fully loaded, one owner, heated leather seats, CD changer, sun roof, 17” rims, all service through Automaster. 30 K. Like new. $24,900/OBO. 802-598-5348. MERCEDES C320, 2003: Black w/gray leather, pristine condition, 34 K, transferable warranty, 17” AMG alloys. All options incl. sun roof. $23,900. Call 802-355-3385. MERCURY GRAND MARQUIS, 1988: 149 K, V-8. Power everything. Perfect interior, excellent exterior. Runs well. Nokia all-season tires, only two seasons old. It’s a classic! $700/OBO. 802-660-0653. MOPED: Runs well, great on gas, good summer vehicle for getting around town. $300. 802-877-3308. NISSAN ALTIMA, 2000: 87 K, GLE, fully loaded, leather, moon roof, 6disc CD changer, side air bags, chrome alloy wheels. New brakes, new tires. Perfect condition. $7500. 802233-1619. NISSAN MAXIMA SE, 2000: Excellent condition, 5-speed, 69 K. Power loaded. Recent brakes, exhaust. 4 Nokia snows. Great driving car! Asking $8900. Call 863-6587 before 9 p.m. NISSAN MAXIMA SE, 2004: Fully loaded! Blue w/black leather, 50 K highway miles. BOSE, XM, heated seats/wheel, 26 MPG! Perfect condition! Asking $18,500/OBO. Call Greg at 802-238-9128. NORTH STAR CAMPER, 2000: All options. Fits midsize trucks (Chevy, Tacomas, T-100, etc.) Best offer! Call Joe at 802-373-5521. OLDS AERO GL, 2001: 4-door sedan. V6, auto, power everything. 113 K. Good condition, comes w/studded snow tires. Needs new power steering pump. Moving, must sell! $4825/OBO. 802-318-6046. OLDSMOBILE CUTLASS, 1998: Great condition, 4 doors, power everything, many new parts, 4 new snow tires. Moving, needs to go. $2800/OBO. Evening phone, 802-496-5528. OLDSMOBILE REGENCY BROUGHAM, 1990: 3800-V6, auto, med sapphire blue, leather, fullyloaded luxury, maintained immaculately, garaged, absolutely clean throughout, only 60 K. $2300. Call 802-660-2099. PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2003, sedan, silver, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 33,672 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, CD, ABS. Best price, $13,815. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GTP, 2004, sedan, red, V6/3.8L supercharged, auto., FWD. 19,937 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags. Best price, $17,924. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC MONTANA, 2003, ext. minivan, 4 dr., beige/tan, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 34,872 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD. Best price, $14,365. Shearer Pontiac, 802658-1212.

SAAB 9-3, 2001: Immaculate condition, blue, 5-door, 55 K. Pre-owned certified. Transferable 100 K extended warranty. Alloy summer tires, winter tires, roof rack incl. Call Tom, 4342849, evenings 434-4048, leave message. $12,500. SAAB 9-5, 1999, auto., sedan, 143K miles. $5750. Clear title, inspected, loaded, runs/looks good, winter package, moonroof, leather, power everything, loaded. 655-9479, leave message or email sikter@gmail.com. SAAB 9000 AERO, 1996: Turbo, 4door, hatchback. 115 K, silver w/black leather interior. 245 hp, 32.8 mpg, 5-speed. Power everything. Sun/moon roof, AM/FM/6-disc CD changer. Meticulously maintained by a local certified Saab mechanic. Premio, almost mint condition. Come and drive it and you will buy it. Call Jeffery, 802-864-1989. $7500. SAAB 900S, 1988: 4-door, parts or fix and drive. 25 Hanover St., So. Burlington. $100. Gary, 310-3740. anytime. SAAB 900S, 1995: 4-door, hatchback, red, 5-speed, 130 K, power roof, ABS, 6 CD/cassette, great condition. $2500. Call Scott 802-9898468. SAAB 900S, 1996: Red, 2-door, hatchback, 130K, power moon roof, power windows, power locks, heated leather seats, A/C, CD-player w/remote, great speakers, black interior, IPod (or other MP3 player) $3300/OBO. 802-343-0042.

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CHEVROLET COLORADO, 2005, crew cab, black, 5-cyl./3.5L, auto., 4WD. 13,287 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD. Best price, $19,940. Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CHEVROLET SILVERADO 2500 LS, 2000: 2WD, extended cab pickup. Ready for camping season. 3.73 axle ratio, HD transmission cooling, high capacity air cleaner. Rear-locking differential, 105 Delco generator, weight distribution platform, HD trailer equipment, Z85 increased capacity chassis, 7 lead trailer wiring harness. Loaded Silverado model w/all accessories, 6.0 liter engine with 4 spd. electronic automatic transmission, 43 K, clean title, well cared for, Car-fax certified. Asking $15,500. Call Tom, 802-879-1340. FORD F-150, 1999: XLT Supercab, 4X4, very dependable, 17” alloy wheels, AC, just inspected, great shape. $6900/ OBO. Call Chuck, 802355-3385. FORD F-150 XL, 2001: 43 K, 2WD, 5-speed. AM/FM/cass, dual airbags, AC, power steering, some dents, mechanically great. Perfect work/ farm truck. $6000/ OBO. 802-7347634, leave message. FORD F-150, 1993: 139K, 2WD, auto. AM/FM CD. 8’ bed. Light use for past 5 years. $1000. 802-658-5767. FORD F250, 2001: Extended cab, V10, 42 K, setup for fifth wheel towing, showroom condition. $17000/OBRO. 802-893-6342.

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crosswaysaab.com or visit us on Barre-Montpelier Rd • 800.639.4095 • 802.2239580 SATURN SL2, 2000: Auto, power locks, keyless entry, brand new tires and brakes, just inspected, excellent interior and exterior condition. $5500/OBO. 802-318-7347. SATURN WAGON, 1995: Runs great. Very reliable. $1400/OBO. 802-9994690. SUBARU FORESTER L, 2001: 93 K, plus snow tires, 12-disc CD player, good condition. New timing belt and brakes. $8500/OBO. 644-5544. SUBARU IMPREZA OUTBACK SPORT, 1998: 140 K, air, power windows, locks, new brakes, remote car starter, well maintained. $7500. 802999-7264. SUBARU WRX, 2004: Sport wagon, $17,100, below book. Must sell. Turbo, AWD, 5-speed! 45 K. Excellent condition! Silver, very fast. Call Andrew 310-9440 or socceramk@ adelphia.net. TOYOTA CAMRY DX, 1991: 97 K, power everything, good condition. Best offer near $1000. 802-658-3256. TOYOTA CAMRY LE WAGON, 1992: Moon roof, AC, alloys, third row, snows, green, very good condition. $2600/OBO. 802-363-2177. TOYOTA CAMRY XLE, 2002, sedan, green, V6/3.0L, auto., FWD. 31,224 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass./CD. Best price, $16,489. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. TWO 1960s ANTIQUE, 16-FT. TRAVEL TRAILERS: Wood veneer interiors. Nice shape. $1300/OBO each. 802525-3351. Nights or weekends. VOLVO 740, 1988: Wagon, gold, leather interior, runs, needs work. $500/firm. Pay and take it. 802-3181657. VOLVO V70 XC, 2000: Wagon, 93 K, blue/tan, AWD, leather, memory seats, alarm, sun roof, good cond. Dealership maintained. No pets/accidents/dents. 2 sets of tires. $10,295/OBO. 802-860-9966. VW CAMPER, 1972: $4300,43 K, rebuilt engine, new transmission, and VT inspected. Runs great! Exterior two tone green and white. Interior clean and original. Call Brad, 802399-8745. VW JETTA, 2000: Black, 4 door, 67 K, 25 mpg, runs great, fun car. I’ve adopted a dog and need a different car! $8550. Cee, 989-4157. VW JETTA GL, 1991: 98 K, 5-speed, runs great, very reliable, good gas mileage. Asking $1400/OBO. 802343-2354. VW JETTA GL, 2002, sedan, green, 4cyl./2.0L, auto., FWD. 54,058 miles, A/C, PS, PL, AM/FM/cass./ CD, air bags. Best price, $11,976. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. VW JETTA GLS, 1997: 106 K, auto, power everything, moon roof, CD, CC, AC. Many new parts. Needs some body work. 802-324-7790.

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CAMPER: Jayco, 1995, popup. Heater, refrigerator, shower, toilet, hot water, king and queen beds. Good condition. Asking, $1300/OBO. 802878-5704.

GMC CANYON SL, 2006, short bed, black, 5-cyl./3.5L, auto., 4WD, 10,776 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD. Best price, $18,465. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. NISSAN XE, 1996: Pickup, extra cab, good overall condition, needs minor work, runs well. $2000 takes it! 372-8984. TOYOTA 4 RUNNER, 1991: Blue, well loved, always starts, showing age, new snow tires, 256 K, 4WD, 5speed. Needs work. $600/OBO. 802373-2475. Richmond. TOYOTA TACOMA,1999: Black, 4cyl., 5-speed, 82,300 miles. Lots of accessories incl. a 3’’ lift. Call Chris for details 279-1808. Asking $10,500/OBO.

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CHEVY HIGH TOP CAMPER VAN, 1989: In nice condtion, 83 K miles. Sleeps 2. $2400/OBO. 802-525-3351. Nights or weekends. CHEVY LUMINA VAN, 1994: Good fixer-upper for someone who knows what they’re doing, will run w/new battery. 135 K. Body in good shape, $275/OBO. 802-782-1523. VW EUROVAN CAMPER, 1997: 109 K, VR6, auto, sleeps 4, full kitchen, captain’s chairs, Sirius satellite radio, new tires, brakes, coil, plugs, VW parts, 20 mpg hwy. Clean and ready for summer! $18,000/OBO. Can email pics. 802-879-8617.

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HONDA SHADOW, 1988: 800 cc, new regulator, stator, rear tire and battery. Shaft drive. $1500/OBO. 802879-9337. KAWASAKI ENDURO, 2000: 250 CC bike w/low miles and in great running condition. Street legal off road design. Asking $2000. Call Ryan at 802-888-7065. KAWASAKI GPZ TURBO, 1985: Original 12.5k miles. Rare and fast. Trade for Moto Guzzi, Laverda, Ducati, or BMW. or sell outright for $4500. 802-316-2673. KAWASAKI NINJA 250, 2005: Silver w/black decals. Only 44 miles, like new! Call anytime, 802-793-3285. MOTORCYCLE, 1985, SUZUKI GS450, 18,500 miles, runs great. $900. 849-6185. SUZUKI GS450L, 1982: Runs great, needs lights/some electrical. Low miles for the year. Black, many extra parts. $500. venuex@ yahoo.com. TRIUMPH 900 ADVENTURER, 1996: 7460 miles, it’s time to ride. $3700. 518-546-7290. YAMAHA RAPTOP, 660 CC. Paid $6500 fall of ‘04, used summer of ‘05 only. Great shape, some extras. Asking $3500/OBO. Call 802-8683404 or 802-309-8021. YAMAHA VIRAGO 250, 2000: Black, low mileage, saddlebags, windshield, incl. helmet. Asking $2500/OBO. Call 859-3350 or email lyndainvt@msn.com for picture. YAMAHA XS400, 1980: Great starter bike. Only 4100 miles. In excellent condition. New tires. Properly winterized, stored indoors. $1000. 8992557 evenings, me@lindsayclark.net. YAMAHA YZ80, 1996: Less than 6 hr. on new top and bottom end, brand new tires, well maintained, girl ridden. Must sell asking $800/OBO.802-318-3323.

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17’ HOBIE CAT CATAMARAN: In great shape, newer sails, large trampoline and trapeze seat, incl. trailer, lots of fun! Only $1250. Affordable way to get on the lake. Call Hank at 802-316-0682. $400 NECKY LOOKSHA IV. 16’ touring kayak. Good condition. Great boat. Call Thom, 802-310-2678. CANOE: Mad River Malacite fiberglass w/ash gunwales and accessories. $500. 802-723-9806, leave message or cobltblu@sover.net. DAGGER MAGELLON: $675. Extremely comfortable cockpit, rudder. Please contact me at 802-498-3558. MAD RIVER MALACITE canoe. Appraised in ‘05 for $750, first $400 takes it. Accessories incl. Leave message in the NEK at 802-723-9806. NEW HOBIE Odyssey tandem kayak. Room for two adults, a small child or dog in between. Paid $1000, sell for $650. Call 482-6441. PERSON W/27’ CATALINA, doesn’t know how to sail, needs private tutoring. 802-388-8281. RIOT TURBO 54 white water kayak. Wicked play and wave boat. Excellent condition. $500. Call Chris at 872-7719. ROLL AND GO PWC. $700 in the boat catalog. Asking $200. Call Margo at 999-9915. SEA KAYAK, fiberglass, accessories, also two white water kayaks. 802496-6945. VINTAGE FOLBOAT kayak, wood frame and seat, tough canvas-like skin, from the ‘60s,very fast, very cute, needs hole repaired, original material supplied. $200/OBO. 802748-3881. WHITEWATER KAYAK. Forplay whitewater kayak in excellent condition (barely used.) Incl. paddle and floatation bags. $350/OBO. 802233-0631.

BSA VICTOR MOTORCYCLE. Complete not running. $850. 802316-2673. BUELL FIREBOLT, XB9R: White, 2200 miles, 900 CC, V-twin. $6000/OBO. 802-839-0686. DUCATI MONSTER 620, 2005: Dark, matte black paint. Brand new cond. 1x2-Shearer051006 w/400 miles. All keys/manuals in5/8/06 1:01 PM Page 1 hand. Many after-market parts. Must see! Asking $6000. Mike, 802-264BUICK RENDEZVOUS CXL, 2006, red, 9888. V6/3.5L, auto., 2WD, 9785 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, OnStar. Best price, $20,995. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. GMC ENVOY SLE, 2006, sport utility, 4 dr., blue, 6-cyl./4.2L, auto., 4WD. 11,822 miles, StabiliTrak, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass./CD, OnStar. Best price, $21,715. Shearer GMC u Cadillac Pontiac, 658-1212. JEEP CHEROKEE, 1989: 65 K, AC, www.shearerpontiac.com 4WD, very clean, 4-door, auto, just inspected. $3400/OBO. 802-865-2363. Local: 802-658-1212 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO, Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1996, V8, 135K miles. Runs great, but will need brake and transmission work soon. No rust. $3500/OBO. 1030 Shelburne Rd. 229-4994. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LTD., So. Burlington 1994: 176 K, V8, auto, green, leather int. Very good condition. Replaced HONDA CBR, 2001: 600 F4I, 4000 transmission. Needs minor mechanical miles, custom exhaust, one owner, work incl. CV joints and inspection. very clean bike. A lot of extras. $1500/neg. Mark 802-233-2973. $5400/OBO. 802-598-5348. LAND ROVER, 1999: Safe family HONDA NT 650, 1989: Single-sided vehicle, clean, low mileage, Lojack swing arm, v-twin. Needs some work, security system, dark blue, loaded, CD new rubber, chain and sprocket. player, dual sun roofs, auto, mostly $1000/firm. 802-279-4998. highway miles, moving and would like to sell. 879-0815.

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NISSAN PATHFINDER, 2002: SUV, 4WD, auto, leather, CD, tow hitch, running boards, new winter tires/ summer, excellent condition, 66 K. Asking $14,900/OBO. Call 802-5247627 or jlyford@earthlink.net. NISSAN X-TERRA SE, 2001: 105 K, auto everything, AC, cruise control, power brakes, 6 CD changer, keyless entry, running boards, roof rack, sun roof, alloy wheels. $9785. Call Angela, 802-310-6719. NISSAN XTERRA XE, 2001: V6, 94 K, AT, 4WD, PW, PL, PM, side step, roof rack, Very clean and runs great! $9500/OBO. Call 598-5659. 1x2-Shearer051006 5/8/06 NISSAN XTERRA XE, 2002: V6, excellent condition, original owner, well cared for. Low mileage, hitch incl. $15,000/OBO. 802-433-1101.

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www.shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington TOYOTA 4-RUNNER, 1994: Standard, power windows, flash locks, CD/cass., excellent running condition, lots of work done. Very clean, must sell. $4300/OBO. 802-598-8371. TOYOTA 4-RUNNER, 1991: 170 K miles. Very clean, strong, complete service record. Power windows, A/C, sunroof. $3800/OBO. 598-0701.

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1994 NISSAN SENTRA MOTOR: 1.6L engine w/many extra parts. Was in good running condition when taken from vehicle. lefebvre13@ yahoo.com. ALLOY RIMS: 4, excellent condition, 15”, off 2002 Legacy, w/mounted Bridgestone tires. $200. 802-9335553. Delivery options available. BLUE, FIBERGLASS truck cap to fit early 90’s ford. Nice shape. $150/OBO. Call 802-899-4086. DATSUN 240Z PARTS. 1971-1973. Everything but the floor boards. Incl. 8 original alloy rims. 518-546-7290. SNOW TIRES: Studded, one season old. Winterforce tires, size 205/55 R16 very good condition. All inquiries please. Call 879-9942. THULE FIT KIT for 2002-2006 Toyota Camry. Excellent condition, used one season. New $52.50, asking $40. 863-6587 before 9 p.m. TRUCK CAP: ARE, Toyota Tacoma, pre 05, white, fiberglass, working lock, all hardware, excellent shape. $400/firm. 802-655-4089 until 8 p.m. YAKIMA PLATINUM Pro 16s roof box. All-new, design has high-gloss automotive finish. Dual side openings. Triple-latch security. $300/OBO. 802-578-2199.

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DODGE CARAVAN, 1999: Excellent condition, 3.3 engine, runs smooth, new struts, alignment for soft ride. Insane maintenance, high miles. Excellent family van. Only $2650/OBO. Call Kevin, 865-5111. DODGE GRAND CARAVAN, 2002: 114 K highway miles. (Downsizing. Kids grew up.) One owner. Dealer serviced. Excellent mechanically. Priced below book at $6300/OBO. 802-496-7128. KIA SEDONA VAN, 2003: Equipped w/VMI Elite scooter/wheelchair lift, hand controls, keyless entry and load’n’Go auto hatch opener. Excellent condition. 14,900 miles. $19,999. Please call 802-482-6632. PONTIAC MONTANA, 2003: Only 16 K! Extended, loaded, dual power sliders, FWD, rear heat/AC, every option except leather. Estate sale, must sell now. $14,500/OBO. 518-572-7695.

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RIDE SHARE: Burlington to Buffalo, or points in between. Leaving Burlington, 5/25 morning, optional return on May 29th. 802-879-0231.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: Charming, sunny cape, 3bedrooom, 2-bath, 1670 sq. ft. finished. Hdwd, ceramic tile and Berber carpeting throughout. Screened-in sunporch, large backyard w/gardens/raspberry bushes. Woodstove in basement, oversized garage. Renovated kitchen w/new stainless steel appliances and counter top. New furnace, hot water heater, windows, and W/D. $255,000. 802578-2440.

APPLETREE POINT: 3-bedroom, 2.5 bath condo. Fireplace, new carpet, paint, appliances, water heater, furn. 1550 sq.ft, attached garage. Bike path, beach/pool close. $279,900. Maura, 508-353-4449. BRISTOL: New, energy-efficient, custom craftsman home on 2.5 wooded acres. 2100 sq. ft., sparkling interior finishes, convenient to Middlebury. $329,000. 802-453-4513. Open house every Sunday in May, 12-2 p.m. Free BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo, Pre-Approval! Ledgewood (South End). New appliances. Tennis, pool, laundry Mark R.Chaffee on premises. Near schools, parks, (802) 658-5599 x11 Lake Champlain, shopping. Immediate avail. $169,000. hfrankel@optonline.net, 732572-0036. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Treetop BURLINGTON: Appletree Point condo, 2-bedroom flat, first condo, $279,900. 3-bedroom, floor, good condition, quiet culmaster bedroom and laundry on de-sac location, pool, tennis first floor, 3-bath. Bright, sunny courts, carport, motivated seller. end unit. Fieldstone fireplace. $158,000. 802-434-3749. Central vac., cathedral ceilings SUPER 10 ACRES w/septic in dining room and living room. design, cabin southerly facing Beautiful neighborhood w/lake, w/brook 25 min. south of beach rights. Patio, pool, tennis, Middlebury College, off rt. 30, near bike path. Attached 1-car lakes, great off the grid w/wind garage. Pets OK. 802-660-8003. and solar location. $69,900 or BURLINGTON: Completely reno32 acres. 2 building lots w/sepvated (rebuilt) 2200 sq. ft. colotic designs, $99,900. Owner/bronial. New electrical, plumbing, ker 802-324-3291 or ivan and heating. 4-large bedrooms land@aol.com. w/private full baths. Hdwd VERGENNES: Newly renovated throughout. Walk to Red Rocks. 2-bedroom located in Country Below appraisal at $389,900. Commons. $189,000. Pre-qualiCall 802-872-7555. fied buyers only. http://coun BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY: trycommons1b.homestead.com. Location and money maker. A Leave message at 802-877-2010. Vermont inn by St. Mike’s, 1-89, close to the largest downtown project ever, large kitchen, approx. 30,000 cars per day, a super hotel location. Easy COLCHESTER: Live on Lake owner/broker financing w/little Champlain with an elderly perdown. 802-324-3291. ivan son. Provide a protective presland@aol.com. ence and home repair in COLCHESTER: Beautiful 3-bedexchange for low rent. Call room, 2.5 bath, 2120 sq.ft. HomeShare Vermont at 802-863townhouse, on private 1.5 acres. 0274 or visit www.HomeShare Two-car garage w/house access, Vermont.org and learn more large unfinished basement, priabout affordable homeshare vate front and back porches. opportunities and download an Spacious master bedroom application. EHO. w/jacuzzi, large walk-in closet. MENTOR/HOME SHARE: Kitchen w/island, dining room, Seeking a male mentor/homeliving room w/gas fireplace, mud share person who has some room, built in 2004. Near Lake understanding of mental illness Champlain, 10 min. to downto provide guidance for a 30town. $319,000. Open house year-old male. No personal care Sunday 1-4 p.m. 802-238-7106. is needed. Compensation and COLCHESTER: Lakefront, 4-bedliving arrangements to be disroom cottage, permits in place cussed. Call 802-578-3118 leave for year-round conversion. Enjoy message. the lake views, sandy beach, and moorings. $349,900. Call 802862-8925, 802-318-8242. COLCHESTER: Live happily ever BARRE: 2-bedroom townhouse, after at 144 Canyon Road! Ideal $600/mo. ($700 if garage parkColchester Village starter home, ing spot wanted, all utils. incl., $218,000. www.144canyon new, clean, fully furnished, priroad.com. vate room, bathroom, W/D, D/W. GRAND ISLE: Artist/crafts perNo kids, pets, smoke. 912son dream house and studio. 674-2419. New furnace, septic, fence, addiBURLINGTON: 2 housemates tion. 2300 sq. ft., 1/2 acre wanted to share 4-bedroom w/beautiful gardens, 22 miles to duplex. 2 blocks from downtown. Burlington. 2-3 bedroom, 1.5Fenced yard, sun room, W/D. bath. $247,000. Open house $565/mo. incl. utils. Avail. Sunday, 5/20, 9 a.m. - noon, 12 June or July 1. Call 802US Route 2. 802-372-4147. 238-5564. MORETOWN: 2-bedroom condo BURLINGTON: 6/01. Room in w/deck and plenty of storage. 2-bedroom, near lake, off North Quiet on 14 shared acres. 15 Ave. Room/shared kitchen, no min. to Sugarbush/Montpelier, living room use. $375/mo. + 1/2 40 to Burlington. Immediate utils. Seeking 23-30 YO M/F avail. $121,000. 802-496-9430. prof. 802-578-1162. S. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1BURLINGTON: Clean, NS roombath condo, carport, storage, mate wanted 7/1. 2-bedroom. pool, very quiet back patio. No pets. Cat friendly, W/D, off$165,000. 862-5982. street parking, storage, deck. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cardinal $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. 578-5646. Woods condo. $175,000. Great BURLINGTON: Female, NS, location. Many recent upgrades. prof./student to share 2-bedAll appliances, tile, Andersen room apt. w/male. No “room 5x2-send art Carport. 11/9/04 9:10 AM Day Page 1 802and slider. windows renters”. person. 802-310-5324. 658-3517.

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BURLINGTON: Friendly, respectful prof. looking for same or grad/med. for owner-occupied house. 2-bath, upgrades, speedy web, laundry. $550/mo. + utils. 6/01. Call Adam, 802-863-8390. BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted in New North End home. Nice large basement room. Share kitchen and bathroom w/family. On busline. Storage. W/D. Parking. Large yards. Must like kids and diverse cultures! No pets. $425/mo. incl. all. Call 324-0850 after 1 p.m. BURLINGTON: Large bedroom avail. in 4-bedroom apt., clean, great location, downtown, 2 min. walk to Church St. and waterfront. Laundry, gas stove, hdwd. $425/mo. + utils. 802865-9086. BURLINGTON: Large, sunny, quiet space. Beautiful older home w/large yard. Garden, good neighbors. Looking for tidy roommate. Avail. 6/01. Laundry, parking, utils. reasonable. Near downtown/UVM. 802-999-6519. BURLINGTON: Prof/grad student wanted for 3-bedroom apt. near downtown, NS, off-street parking. $550/mo. incl. heat/hot water. Avail. 6/1. 802862-1821. BURLINGTON: Room in sunny household, own phone, near bus/UVM. 1-mile downtown. Suitable for grad./med./prof. student. $485/mo. incl. utils. except phone. Laundry, small storage, parking. Avail. now. 802-658-6108. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to be 3rd person in quiet, clean 3-bedroom apt. on Flynn Ave. 20-29 YO male or female, pets maybe (we have 1 small dog). Call Meg, 802-324-7463. BURLINGTON: Seeking mature, compatible person to share beautiful 2-bedroom, 2-bath condo. Cathedral ceilings, fireplace, pool, W/D, etc. Very quiet, close to Oakledge Park/lake/bike path. Share some meals. Enjoy companionable living. Interests in growth and spiritual matters a plus. $550 /mo. + 1/2 utils. 802-951-2543. BURLINGTON: Two rooms in fabulous house. Summer or LT. Yard, storage, close to lake, UVM, downtown. Canines considered. $300/mo.+ and $500/ mo.+. 802-233-7676 or maggie standley@yahoo.com. COLCHESTER: F young prof./ grad. student wanted to share 2bedroom condo. 15 min to colleges/downtown. $400/ mo. + utils. + dep. Avail. 6/01. 373-0493. COLCHESTER: Housemate(s) wanted to share new home near Sandbar. Some allowance made for watching property while owner travels. Quiet country living, 15 min. from Burlington. 1bedroom $750/mo. + ? utils. or 2-bedroom $1075/mo. + 2/3 utils. Please call 802-893-6650. Avail. 6/05 but could store belongings. COLCHESTER: Roommate, M/F wanted to share cozy, 2-bedroom apt. NS/ND. Bi-friendly. $305/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Valerie, 802-233-8808. ESSEX: Housemate wanted to share furnished two-floor house w/own bedroom, bathroom, living room (on bottom floor), share garage and kitchen. Quiet neighborhood next to Lang Farm. NS/pets, must like cats. Call 802-734-0501. ESSEX JUNCTION: Male roommate for cozy furnished house in quiet rustic area. 3 mins. to IBM, 15 to Burlington. All inclusive. $475/mo. No pets. 802878-0684.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Male roommate wanted. Central location, furnished room. Share large apartment on bus line. $125/ week, includes all. 879-1246. HINESBURG: Avail. 6/01. Lakefront. Responsible, clean, easygoing individual to share sunny 2-bedroom house on beautiful Lake Iroquois. W/D, no dogs. Must see. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 802-482-2901. HUNTINGTON: Spacious farmhouse apt. $450/mo. incl. all utils. Prof. NS. Pets neg. W/D. Huge yard, gardens. 802434-2976. JEFFERSONVILLE: Avail. now. Housemate for 3-bedroom, 2bath, small house on 2.5 acres just outside of town. Pet OK. $350/mo. incl. utils. + parking. 802-644-5160. NORTHFIELD/MORETOWN AREA: Housemate to share country home. Long or short term. Summer. A fondness for dogs and horses appreciated. $400. 802-272-0104. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail. 06/01. Lancaster condo. $750/mo. + $750 sec. dep. Outside smoking. No pets. 2bedroom, 2-bath. 1/2 elec., 1/2 cable. W/D in unit. Exercise room in building. Call Susan, 802-598-5393. SOUTH BURLINGTON/ BURLINGTON: Looking for a responsible housemate to share home off Shelburne Rd. W/D, pool, hot tub, storage, parking, yard. Avail. now. $475/mo. + utils. 802-865-9627. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Lesbian and her cat looking for queerfriendly female to share 2-bedroom condo. Pool, tennis, deck, W/D, D/W. 6/01. $625/mo. w/utils. 802-598-4865. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Near UVM, will share 2-bedroom condo w/one friendly female. $397/mo. w/ease. NS/pets. 802864-9467. SOUTH DUXBURY: $450/mo. +utils. Avail. June 1/flex. Funky, clean, NS. Cat friendly pet OK. Gardens, forest trails, view. Easy access to main roads. 802496-3968. SOUTH HERO: Prof. to share 2 + bedroom log home on beautiful lakefront property. 25 min. to Burlington, NS/pets, have 1 cat, W/D. $550/mo. +. Avail. 6/01. 802-309-1440. WILLISTON: One room available in 3-bedroom country home. Quiet profs., med or grad students welcome. No dogs. Call 879-9946. WINOOSKI: Seeking students/ young prof. to share large, fully furnished, 5-bedroom house. All utils. incl. 2.5 bath, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/ IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On bus line. No pets. $630/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/01. 802-8639612.

4 housing for rent 296 BLUEBIRD DRIVE: Lightfilled 4-bedroom, 2-bath house features maple hdwd, ceramic tile, arched doorways, recessed lighting, oversized skylight, full partially finished basement, attached 2-car garage, nice yard, close to bike path. NS/pets. $1900/mo. 846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com.

77 GENERAL GREENE RD: Shelburne Point, 3-bedroom, 2.5 bath. Formal dining, pantry and island in kitchen, walk-in closet, cathedral ceilings, full basement, wrap-around deck, 2-car garage. 2nd floor has alcove for office space, beach and mooring access. NS/pets. Avail. 7/01. $2500/mo. 846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com. APTS. FOR RENT: 1-3 bedrooms. $795/mo. - $1200/mo. Call Deneen at 802-864-2284. BOLTON: Ski resort, activities, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, fireplace, fully furnished (optional), ski in and out by the lift, beautiful view. $875/mo. + utils. + dep. NS/pets. 802-893-1502. BOLTON VALLEY: 1-bedroom, trailside, completely renovated, furnished, gas heat, NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils. Year lease. Available now. 401-845-9220 or 802-434-5041. BURLINGTON: 1 and 2-bedroom. Close to downtown. Parking. Gas heat/HW. No pets. Avail. immed. $725/mo. and $850/mo. Steven, 865-2114. BURLINGTON: 1 and 4-bedroom apts. avail. 6/01. Spacious four bedroom, 2-bath, located on School St., parking, $1790/mo. +. Two 1-bedrooms, $575/mo. +, on Church St., parking. No pets. 802-862-8925 or 802-318-8242. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. Gas heat, off-street parking, coin-up W/D, 4 blocks to UVM, 5 blocks to downtown. $750/mo. +. Call 657-2519. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, downtown location. $735/mo. 802-316-2460. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, near hospital, hdwd, off-street parking, free laundry. Avail. 6/01. $800/mo. + utils. 802-233-1207. BURLINGTON: 154 Loomis St. Avail. 6/01, 3-bedroom, bath, parking, gas heat incl., no pets. $1400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 154 Loomis St. Avail. 6/01, 1-bedroom, 1-bath, parking, enclosed porch, gas heat incl., no pets. $725/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath + den, large kitchen, pkg., beaches & bike path, N/S pets, coin-op laundry. $950/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 324-6446.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, first floor, 2 porches, parking, basement, hookups, Foster St. Avail. 6/01. $950/mo. +. 802-863-3670. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, gas heat, porch and storage. $750/mo. +. Old North End, avail. now. Section 8 OK. 802893-0000, Marcou Real Estate. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, So. End neighborhood. Hdwd/tile floors. $900/mo. 802-316-2460. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, heat and hot water incl. Full bath, parking, garbage/snow removal, close to downtown. No pets. Avail. 6/01. $1230/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. BURLINGTON: 201-C No. Ave., 2-bedroom, 1-bath, apt. features fresh paint, new carpet, brand new W/D, low utils., and offstreet parking. Lots of light. NS/pets. Avail. 6/01. $1000/mo. 846-9568. www.Hickokand Boardman.com. BURLINGTON: 3 and 4-bedroom apts. Full renovation. Lake views. Walk to campus. $12501750/mo. 802-363-7737. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1bath, porch, large kitchen, wood floors, pkg. NS/pets, coin-op laundry, near bike path. Avail. 6/1. $1200/mo. + utils. 324-6446. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1bath Riverwatch condo. Heat, hot water, trash, snow removal included. NS/pets, coin-op laundry. Carpet & wood floors. Avail. 6/1. $1500/mo. 324-6446. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, great location, newly renovated. $1800/mo. 802-316-2460. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, spacious downtown apt., 186 Pine St. 1-block from Main St., offstreet parking, garbage/snow plowing incl. NS/pets. Avail. 6/01. $1350/mo. Call Steve, 865-2482. BURLINGTON: 33 Pitkin St., 3bedroom, second floor, 1.5-bath, hdwd, enclosed back porch, new appliances, off-street parking, high efficiency heater, W/D hook ups, storage shed. Avail. 6/01. $1500/mo. incl. water, garbage, lawn care. 802-862-8412. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, all newly renovated, hdwd floors, great location. $2200/mo. 802316-2460. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom apts. a block from UVM. Avail. 6/01. 802-316-6955.

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BURLINGTON: 61 Harrison Ave., 2-bedroom, 1-bath home w/hdwd throughout, granite countertops, large island in the kitchen, wood-burning fireplace, W/D, office area, backyard overlooking deep, fenced-in back yard w/prof. landscaping. Mins. to the beach. NS/pets. Avail. 6/01. $1500/mo. 846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com. BURLINGTON: 83 Peru St. Very nice, spacious 2-bedroom w/office. Economical gas heat. Off-street parking for one, two large porches. Avail. 6/01. 13month lease. NS/pets. $950/mo. 802-862-4483.

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Seller will pay closing costs! Beautifully refinished 2 BR condo’s. Choose the townhouse or flat. New kitchens, bath, floors, paint, appliances and more. In a cute neighborhood, near downtown.$149,900 and $175,000 Gracey Conroy Realty 802-863-9100 Online tour at www.vermont123.com

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A rare opportunity to own on a quiet dead-end street in Burlington. Convenient to downtown, UVM, & Fletcher Allen.$349,900

This three bedroom, two bath home offers lots of square footage for the money. Over 1700 sq. ft. with large family room in the basement. Great neighborhood.$258,000

Lovely 3 bedroom, 2 bath Burlington home on a beautifully landscaped lot in a great neighborhood. Newer kitchen, appliances, windows, roof, bath, and deck. Gas fireplace, hardwood floors, and finished basement. $269,900

Call Tony Shaw Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9580 www.HickokandBoardman.com

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Seller will pay closing costs! 3 BR one level living, ground floor. HW floors, new kitchen including appliances, all new lighting and plumbing, fresh paint. Enjoy the screened porch, corner lot, and sunny rooms! $179,900

Wow! True 4BR cape in a quiet neighborhood, close to schools. BR’s up and down. All new appliances in the updated kitchen & baths. Includes a bonus room, great sunny yard and the pool will be ready for summer soon! You’ll be glad you saw this one! $228,500

3BR cape with full basement, 2-car garage and a nice yard. A great alternative to a condo, and a super starter at the price! Call us to see it today – this one won’t last. $212,500

Gracey Conroy Realty 802-863-9100 Online tour at www.vermont123.com

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Charming cape with lilacs, white picket fenced back yard, bright living room, some oak hardwood floors, arched entryways, remodeled kitchen and original wood trim throughout. Many more upgrades. A must see! $246,500

LAST LOT in Martel Hill. Custom designed build package on large, private lot. 4 bedrooms, granite countertops, gas fireplace, 9ft ceilings and much more. Selling for $619,500. Will not last!

Call Adam Hergenrother RE/MAX North Professionals 655-3333 x256 www.WinningResultsVT.com

Call Adam Hergenrother RE/MAX North Professionals 655-3333 x256 www.WinningResultsVT.com

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Wonderfully updated 3 BR, 2 Bth ranch in one of Burlington’s best neighborhoods. Extraordinary master BR with bath. Hardwood floors, new windows, bright and open. Large private yard ready to finish basement. Only $227,500 Call Curtis Trousdale Chenette Real Estate 802-233-5589 • www.trousdalehomes.com

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1680 SF home, 3BR, 2 full baths. New carpets, appliances, skirting, well & septic. Updated windows, vinyl siding. 1 acre private lot.$155,000

Call Barb Trousdale Chenette Real Estate 802-233-5590 • www.trousdalehomes.com Directions: From Rte 7 in N. Ferrisburg, take Old Hollow Rd, turn R onto Four Winds, then L on Fuller Mtn; then L on Jockey Lane.

Cape on 5+ acres 1726 sq. ft. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. New kitchen with maple cabinets, Silestone counters and cherry floors. Large living room, 1st floor master suite, mudroom, oversized garage. New windows. $264,900

1870 sq. ft. ranch house on 3 acres overlooking Pond Brook. 3 bedrooms, large master suite. Spa room, French doors opening onto private 1100 sq. ft. deck to enjoy the brook. New roof and masonry chimney. Established perennials.$234,500

Call Bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

Call Bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

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1850’s village home on 1.77 acre lot.This charming home is large yet cozy. 4BR, 2 baths, formal dining room and 2 living rooms. Other features include hardwood floors, woodburning fireplace, covered porch and small barn. $434,900

Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 Georgianstyle former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.

Call Katherine Krebs RE/MAX North Professionals 655-3333 ext. 216 www.katherinekrebs.com

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SPACEFINDER BURLINGTON: A beautiful, sunny apt. avail. on North Ave. $487.50/mo. + 1/2 utils. Hdwd, sun porch. NS/pets. Call 859-3416. BURLINGTON: All shapes, all sizes. Great locations, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, 802-864-3430. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 1bedroom, $695/mo. incl. heat and hot water, 45 N. Winooski Ave. Avail. 6/01, studio, $495/mo. incl. heat and hot water. Call 203-494-0682. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 11 Hyde St., 2 3/4-bedroom, second floor apt. Hdwd, screened porch. $1050/mo. + utils. Offstreet parking. 203-494-0682. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01, 2bedroom, Cottage Grove, $775/mo. Parking, yard. 802658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 3bedroom, South Union St. $1350/mo. Parking, laundry. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/15, Spring St., 1-bedroom. $650/mo. +. Parking. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, 2bedroom, North Winooski Ave. Parking and laundry. $850/mo. +. 802-658-3600.

BURLINGTON: East Terrace duplex. Small 2-bedroom, 1.5 car garage, large shared yard w/vegetable and perennial gardens, mtn. views, W/D, walk to FAHC. NS. $900/mo. incl. heat, hot water, trash. Avail. 7/01. Jennifer, 802-865-8373. BURLINGTON: Efficiency, $600/mo. avail. till 10/15 or 10/16. Walk to UVM/downtown, private entrance, kitchen/bath, living/bedroom combination. 802-862-0479. BURLINGTON: Germain St. Completely refurbished historic 2-story, 2-bedroom offers gas everything, all wood floors, spiral staircase, private front and rear porch, 2-bath, backyard, full basement, W/D. $1200/mo. + utils. No pets. 802-338-0430. BURLINGTON: Gorgeous 2 or 3bedroom apt. in quiet building on S. Union St. High ceilings, hdwd, two off-street parking spaces, laundry in building, huge kitchen with DW. No dogs. Favorable landlord references required. Avail. 6/1. Call for other terms, 802-652-4800, www.keys2burlington.com.

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BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, downtown historic Vermont house charming 1-bedroom, laundry, hdwd, parking, $1050/mo. + dep. Includes heat. 802-578-3039. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/1. South End, second floor duplex. Sunny 2-bedroom, hdwd, porch, W/D, DW, storage. Incl. heat/parking. NS/dogs. $1200/mo. 802865-7836. BURLINGTON: Avail. 9/01. Brookes Ave., 2-bedroom. $1200/mo. heat incl. Parking. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. now, 2bedroom, Ferguson Ave. $825/ mo. Parking. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Beautifully remodeled 3-bedroom, new kitchen, D/W, hdwd, garage, yard. Quiet neighborhood in New North End. Avail. 6/1. $1650 incl. all utils. 238-4686. BURLINGTON: Caroline St., 1bedroom, cozy apt. w/own deck, entrance, view on second floor of owner-occupied duplex. Avail. 6/01. $785/mo. NS/pets. Sweet neighborhood, near everything! 862-2646 before 8 p.m. BURLINGTON: Central, unfurnished apt., 1-bedroom, small, efficient, clean, parking, gas heat, NS/pets. Refs., dep. $550/mo. + utils. 862-3562. BURLINGTON: Charming, 1-bedroom, attached to our home in quiet, hill neighborhood. Second floor, private entrance, parking. Avail. 7/01. $825/mo. incl. heat. Lease, NS/pets. 863-6587 before 9 p.m. BURLINGTON: Charming 2-bedroom, 5-minute walk downtown. Fenced yard, garage, basement, W/D, D/W, $1025/mo. + utils. 860-6891. BURLINGTON: Condo, 2-bedroom, convenient location, clean, neat, great views, $1100/mo., heat incl. 425-9911 days, 233-1783 evenings.

BURLINGTON: Hill Section. Bright, spacious 2-bedroom condo. Balcony, laundry onsite, low utils., off-street parking, one block to UVM. Avail. 6/1. $1200/mo. + dep. 802777-6401. BURLINGTON: Huge 1-bedroom, 1.5-bath on St. Louis St. Hdwd, W/D, 3-season porch, yard, garage. $950/mo. incl. heat. 802-324-3875. BURLINGTON: Huge 1-bedroom apt. 2 and 3rd floor w/11 windows. Incl. heat, off-street parking, coin-op W/D, quiet, School St. $810/mo. Call 658-5156. BURLINGTON: June, small 1bedroom, 188 Cliff St. Hdwd. Walk to UVM/FAHC. Incl. own carport! $730/mo. + utils. 324-6593.

Call the “Most Referred” Realtor! Jackie Marino 655-3377 x 223 BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom, sunny, laundry, full bath, basement, fenced-in yard, lots of cupboards/counters. Cheap utils. No dogs. $800/mo. Avail. 6/01. 862-7467. BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom apt. Kitchen w/marble counter tops, hdwd throughout, family room, dining room, 1-full bath, pantry, back yard, garage, basement, W/D. NS, pets OK. Avail. 6/01. $1250/mo. 802-372-6154. BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, dining room, living room, eat-in kitchen, huge walkup attic, new bathroom, 3-season porch, lots of light, economical gas heat, parking. $1200/mo. + utils. Will email pics upon request. Avail. now. 802-8630188.

BURLINGTON: Lovely 1-bedroom at top of Church St. New kitchen, large bay windows in all 3 rooms. Parking. $1050/mo. incl. heat, hot water. Near everything. 802-872-0035.

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BURLINGTON: Nice 2-bedroom in duplex, off-street parking, quiet neighborhood, W/D. $900/mo. + utils. 610-213-0653. BURLINGTON: North Ave., large home, 4/5 bedroom, 1-bath. Offstreet parking, W/D, close to bike path. Avail. 6/01. $1700/ mo. + utils. 802-355-7914. BURLINGTON: North Union St., large efficiency, electric stove, refrigerator, carpeted. Incl. heat, hot water and parking. Partly furnished $675/mo. Unfurnished $650/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802985-5598. BURLINGTON: Quiet, 1-bedroom, Hill Section. Natural woodwork, porch, lake views, sunny yard. Rent incl. parking, heat, hot water, laundry, kayak storage. NS/pets. $1190/mo. 658-8056 afternoons. BURLINGTON: Quiet, 2-bedroom, New North End, first floor. Backyard w/garden. Basement storage & W/D hookups. NS/pets. Lease, security deposit, references. Owner-occupied duplex near bike path & bus line. $700/mo. 802-863-5108. BURLINGTON: Quiet, bright, 1bedroom in converted garage. Two blocks from hospital. Recently painted, wood floors, parking. Efficient gas heat. NS/pets. $790/mo. + utils. 658-8056. BURLINGTON: Real nice 1-bedroom, great location, hdwd, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call 864-3430. BURLINGTON: Real nice efficiency, great location. Parking, avail. now. 802-864-3430. BURLINGTON: Recently avail. 5-bedroom, beautifully renovated, central location, brick Victorian style, nice porches, plenty of parking. NS/pets. Avail. 6/01. $1950/mo. + utils. 802-233-6313. BURLINGTON: Riverwatch Condo rental. 2-bedroom, 1bath, pool, parking. $950/mo. Free heat and hot water, W/D hookup. Near FAHC Hospital. Avail. 7/1. 802-872-8189. BURLINGTON: S. Union St. Bright studio, lake views, shared bath. Heat and hot water incl. $450/mo. Avail. 6/1. 863-6613. BURLINGTON: Small 1-bedroom apt. in quiet neighborhood. $750/mo. all utilities incl. Year lease. 802-862-0723. BURLINGTON: Small, tidy 2bedroom house, large, sunny, fenced yard, garden space, pets OK. Off-street parking for 2+, W/D hookups, garage, gas heat, hot water and stove. Walk to downtown/waterfront. NS. $1200/mo. + utils. Rent discounted for lawn care. Avail. 6/01. Call 802-865-9494. BURLINGTON: South End, 2bedroom, gas heat, coin-op, porch, near parks, bike path. No pets. $725/mo. + utils. 802343-0671. BURLINGTON: Studio apt., second floor. $800/mo. incl. heat. First, last and sec. req. No dogs. Good lake views. 13 Lake View Terrace. Avail. 6/01. 802999-2995. BURLINGTON: Sunny, quiet, South End location near South Park. 3-bedroom. 1000 sq. ft. Hdwd. Full basement, W/D, parking. NS/pets. Avail. 7/01. $1200/mo., incl. heat. 862-4817. BURLINGTON: Sweet South end, 1-bedroom apt. w/back deck, parking, W/D. $800/mo. incl. water, trash, lawn, snow plow. Avail. 6/01. Call Chris 802-859-9448.

BURLINGTON: Upper College St. 1-bedroom, quiet, very clean, laundry, parking, hot water. NS/pets. Avail. 6/01. $825/mo. 802-985-5598. BURLINGTON: Upper Maple St. Large 1-bedroom, eat-in kitchen, carpeted. Incl. heat, hot water and parking. NS/dogs. Avail. 6/01. $850/mo. 802-985-5598. BURLINGTON: Warm, spacious 1-bedroom apt. in 100-year-old handsome, well maintained house. Hdwd throughout, W/D. Office, living room, dining room and kitchen. All appliances are gas. 2 off-street parking spots. Snow plowing, yard maintenance, garbage and heat incl. No pets. Smoking outside only. Private back porch, extra storage in basement, 0.7 miles to Oakledge Park. $1100/mo. Avail. 6/10, possibly earlier. Call 802864-0854. CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: 1-bedroom, first floor, very quiet w/private deck, bookcases in living room, breakfast bar in kitchen. New refrigerator and carpet. $725/mo. incl. elect. + dep., lease. NS/pets. 802-3730893 or enginuity@adelphia.net. CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: 2-3 bedroom. Big and bright 2nd floor, 2 private entrances, hdwd, tub, views of Mansfield, lots of closet space. $900/mo. + utils., dep., lease. NS. Pets neg. 802-3730893 or enginuity@adelphia.net. CHARLOTTE: Awesome, renovated 2-bedroom. Avail. 6/01. Gas heat. Huge yard w/garden space and pond. Covered porch, hiking trails, 20 min. to Burlington. NS. Indoor cat neg. $1100/mo. + utils. 425-3779. CHARLOTTE/VERGENNESAREA: Lovely 1-bedroom basement apt. in the country. Nice views. NS/pets. $850/mo. incl. heat/elec. Avail. 5/15. 802343-0777. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, yard, garage, 5 mins. from Burlington. Laundry, hdwd, pets maybe. Avail. 7/01. $1000/mo. 802655-6371.

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COLCHESTER: Newly refurbished condo, 2-bedroom, pool, tennis, playground, carport, W/D incl. Cats only. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/01. Call 802-598-5368. ESSEX: 3-bedroom apt., 1-bath, garage. New plush carpet. New windows, gas heat soon. W/D hookup. Nearby trails. Water, trash, snow incl. $975-1000/mo. + utils. NS/pets. 802-878-1987, 318-5329. ESSEX: 4-bedroom house, 1 3/4 bath, fireplace, 2-car garage, economical heat, W/D and all kitchen appliances. 4 miles from IBM/UVM/medical center. $1450/ mo. + utils. 802-879-6709. ESSEX: Duplex, 2-bedroom, deck, 2 levels, plus basement, gas heat, quiet street, large back yard. NS/pets. $900/mo. + utils. + dep. 802-863-5887. FAIRFAX: 2-bedroom, 2-full bath, duplex. Incl. elect, W/D, storage shed. NS/pets. Avail. 6/01. $850/mo. Call 802849-9801. FAIRFAX: Spacious 2 + bedroom apt. in owner-occupied building. W/D, DSL avail., pets neg. NS. $950/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 6/01. 849-9808.

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BURLINGTON: A downtown firstfloor, bright, 300 sq. ft., w/parking. Avail. now. Please call Rick, 864-3430. BURLINGTON: Cozy, bright, first-floor massage space in suite of massage therapists. Shared kitchenette, bathroom, and waiting area. 2 blocks from Church St. Affordable. Page on website included. 802-363-9352. BURLINGTON: Office space, approx. 700 sq. ft., South Union St., 3 offices, private entrance, parking, DSL available, all utils. incl. except phone. 5 min. walk to Church St. $850/mo. Call 802-862-2006. BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/ retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreet landing.com. RICHMOND: Office space at the four corners. 1000+ sq. ft. Sunny and hdwd floors, ample parking, full bath/kitchen. At John’s Shoe Shop North location. 802434-5299.

HINESBURG: Large house, 4+bedroom/2 full bath, 1-bay garage. Exceptional views over Cedar Knoll golf course, above ground swimming pool, hot tub/Jacuzzi w/surrounding dock. Right on Rt. 116. $1900/mo. + utils. Ref. & credit check. Avail. 6/1. 846-7433 or jarretfran cis@adelphia.net. HINESBURG: Nice 2-bedroom apt. in village center historic building. Recently renovated. Avail. 6/01. $800/mo. + utils. 802-878-3477. HINESBURG: Quiet studio on ten acres, pond, gardens, woods. NS/pets, lease, dep. $700/mo. negotiable with chores. Incl. electric and winter garage. 482-2041. HUNTINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. About 600 sq. ft. Newly remodeled, plenty of parking. W/D onsite. Convenient location. Pets neg. 802-434-2976. HUNTINGTON: 2-bedroom house, 1-bath, basement, W/D, large wood shed, large porch, secluded lot. NS, pets considered. Avail. immed. $1275/mo. + utils. 434-4652, evenings. JEFFERSONVILLE: 2-bedroom apt. avail. Amenities incl. onsite coin-op laundry, large yard, off-street parking. $575/mo. incl. heat and rubbish removal. No pets. Please contact Alliance Property Management at 802899-3400 for an application. JERICHO: 1-bedroom. $675/mo. + partial utils. Avail. immed. NS/no pets. 899-3441. JERICHO: 2/3 bedroom home, newly remodeled. $1000/mo. + utils. + dep. 1-year lease. 195 Nashville Rd. Avail. 6/01. 802233-7774. MILTON: Clean, remodeled, 2 and 3-bedroom apts.! W/D, parking, avail. immed.! $850/mo. - $1100/ mo. 802-655-0091, ext. 13. MILTON: Duplex, 2-bedroom, quiet village setting. W/D hookup. NS/pets. 1-year lease. Avail. 7/01. $850/mo. + utils. 802-652-0723. MILTON: Large 4+ bedroom, 2bath house, 2-car garage, deck, large, private yard. W/D hookups, pets neg. Avail. 6/01. $1400/mo. 893-0000 or 5986638, Marcou Real Estate. MONTPELIER: Clean studios, 1 and 2 bedroom apts. Some w/fireplaces, hdwd. Laundry on premises. $450-$875/mo. Bright, quiet, clean. Montpelier Property Management, 802223-3166.

4 space for rent ATTENTION: Looking for new spaces? Great for office, artist, retail. Choose from two brandnew units. Reasonable monthly rates including all utilities. Located on 2997 Shelburne Rd. Call 802-363-6933. ATTENTION: Office, retail, warehouse spaces avail. Located at 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Parking, loading docks, great, convenient location. Call 802363-6933. STUDIO SPACE: 400 sq. ft., 15’ ceilings, sunny. Flynn Ave., Burlington. Heat and electric incl. $400/mo. neg. Call for all the details. 862-3737. STUDIO SPACE: Sunlit, open studio/work space available for quiet, reliable person. Share with 2 others. Burlington. Great exhibition venue. $250/mo.+. 802233-7676 or maggiestandley@ yahoo.com. STUDIO/LIVING SPACE: Top floor, newly created studio apt. 860 sq. ft. Ground floor, studio space/workshop for artist/artisan/craftsperson, 800 sq. ft. Retail potential. Rt. 100 in Granville. Entire building to one tenant. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/01. 802-496-3927.

MORETOWN: Home with great river views and frontage. 4-bedrooms, 2-baths, new appliances. Fieldstone fireplace, laundry hook-ups, gas heat, yard, garden. No smoking. References. $1600/mo. 802-496-3980. MORETOWN VILLAGE: Unique 1-bedroom, river view, yard, garden, large deck, quiet setting, gas heat, DSL and cable avail. $700/mo. 802-496-3980. NORTH FERRISBURGH: Beautiful, spacious 1-bedroom. Cathedral ceilings, D/W, W/D, radiant floor heat, satellite TV, garage. $1050/mo. incl. utils. No dogs, NS. Avail. now. Call 802-877-6339. RICHMOND: 2-bedroom apt. Hdwd, sunny. $1000/mo. + utils. 802-434-5299. RICHMOND: Avail. 6/01. 1-bedroom. $550/mo. +. Parking, laundry. 802-658-3600. RICHMOND: Unfurnished, small 2-bedroom. NS/pets. Lease, parking, credit check, ref. 802434-3238, leave message. RICHMOND/JONESVILLE: Large 3-bedroom, 2-bath in duplexed 1860 farm house, hdwd, great porch, W/D hookups, D/W, large yard, garden space. Pets neg. Avail. 8/01. $1250/mo. 8930000, Marcou Real Estate. SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 2bath, newly renovated, private location. $1800/mo. + utils. 802-985-8634 or 802-343-5163. SHELBURNE: Locust Hill, 2bedroom, 2.5 bath, end unit, garage, fireplace, W/D, pool. $1300/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/01. 802-425-2910. SHELBURNE: Nice, large 1-bedroom, country setting, views, 7 min. to downtown Burlington. Laundry, NS, pets considered. $760/mo. + heat. Avail. 6/01. 985-8053. SHELBURNE: Studio apt. w/fire-place. Furnished, private entrance, quiet, wooded setting, pool and tennis. Incl. all. $675/mo. 802-985-8711. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo w/alcove. Quiet, treed surroundings w/screened in porch, W/D, D/W, natural gas heat, carport and pool. NS/pets. $1100/mo. +. Call 802-6553325. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, Horizon Heights, convenient location, pool, tennis, avail. 6/01. $975/mo. + utils. 802-373-8048. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 404 Sugartree Lane, avail. 6/01, 2bedroom townhouse, 1 1/2 bath, carport, deck, no pets, $1075/ mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 8645200, ext. 229.

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GRAND ISLE: Artist/crafts person dream house and studio. New furnace, septic, fence, addition. 2300 sq. ft., 1/2 acre w/beautiful gardens, 22 miles to Burlington. b2-3 bedroom, 1.5-bath. $247,000. Open house Sunday, 5/21, 9 a.m. noon, 12 US Route 2. 802-372-4147.

BURLINGTON: Completely renovated (rebuilt) 2200 sq. ft. colonial. New electrical, plumbing, and heating. 4-large bedrooms w/private full Sbaths. Hdwd throughout. Walk to Red Rocks. Below appraisal at $389,900. Call 802-872-7555.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Charming, sunny cape, 3-Bdm, 2-bath, 1670 sq. ft.. Hdwd, ceramic tile and Berber carpeting throughout. Large backyard w/gardens. Woodstove in basement, oversized garage. RenoYvated kitchen w/new stainless steel appliances and counter top. New furnace, hot water heater, windows, and W/D. $255,000. 802-578-2440.

COLCHESTER: Lakefront, 4-bedroom cottage, permits in place for yearround conversion. Enjoy the lake views, sandy beach, and moorings. $349,900. Call 802-862-8925 or B802-318-8242

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY: Location and money maker. A Vermont inn by St. Mike's, 1-89, close to the largest downtown project ever, large kitchen, approx. 130,000 cars per day, a super hotel location. Easy owner/broker financing w/little down. 802-324-3291. ivanland@aol.com.

SUPER 10 ACRES w/septic design, cabin southerly facing w/brook 25 min. south of Middlebury College, off rt. 30, lakes, great off the grid Cw/wind and solar location. $69,900 or 32 acres. 2 building lots w/septic designs, $99,900. Owner/broker 802-324-3291 or ivanland@aol.com.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Twin Oaks condo, 2-bedroom. $1000/mo. +. Laundry, carport. 802-658-3600. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Furnished, large efficiency. Utils. incl., off-street parking. 802863-1206. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Lovely 2bedroom, 1.5 bath, w/views, artistic feel, brick outside, wood beams lining interior ceiling. Sky light, large kitchen, and living room, recently painted, updated sinks/trim. W/D downstairs, storage, garage, snow removal and heat incl. Please call 203722-2152 or 802-598-3929.

COLCHESTER: Beautiful 3-bedroom, 2.5 bath, 2120 sq.ft. townhouse, on private 1.5 acres. Two-car garage, porches. Spacious master bedroom w/jacuzzi, walk-in closet. Kitchen w/island, dining room, living room w/gas fireplace, mud room, built in 2004. Near Lake Champlain, 10 min. to downtown. $319,000. Open house Sunday 1-4 p.m. 802-238-7106.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Patchen Rd., 3-bedroom, 2-bath, avail. 6/01. $1500/mo. +. 802238-5370. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Spear St., unique property, lots of charm. Cape w/2-car attached garage. Oak hdwd, 2-full bath, large living room w/fireplace, refinished w/original charm. New windows/wiring/plumbing. Central vacuum. Wired w/cate 5. Large yard, close to UVM, across from Gutterson Field House. $2400/mo. +. Avail. 5/01 or 6/01. 802-860-3923, 617242-9335.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Sunny 2/3 bedroom apt. Avail. 7/01 and 6/15. Incl. trash, water and lawn, W/D, parking. $875/mo. and $1200/mo. + utils. 802862-8664. SOUTH HERO: Studio apt. Easy commute to Burlington. NS/pets. $550/mo. incl. elec. Year lease + dep. + refs. req. Avail. immed. 802-372-8391. STARKSBORO VILLAGE: Cozy 1bedroom apt. Totally remodeled incl. new appliance and kitchen cabinets. Large, covered deck. Public water, hot water, trash and recycling incl. No pets. 30 mins. from Burlington. $850/mo. Dep. and refs. Call 802-453-3273 before 9 p.m. WATERBURY CENTER: 3-bedroom, 3-bath, 3-deck home, 14 acres, Hunger Mountain, views, views, views. Completely renovated, pets OK. 1-year lease. $1900/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802253-4294 or 203-962-5099. WILLISTON: Brand new 2-bedroom house. Very spacious, 1.5bath, exposed beams, gas fireplace, W/D, private yard, Radiant in-floor heating. $1300/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802372-6154. WILLISTON: Secluded 3-bedroom, 1.5 bath, sunny log home on 50 acres w/pool, screened porch, 2-car garage and horse barn. $2200. 802-482-2112. WINOOSKI: 1 and 2-bedroom, W/D, $950/mo. and $1200/mo. heat, hot water, AC units incl. NS/pets. Refs. req. 802578-2333. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom, $625/mo. Avail. now. Any questions call 802-688-7920. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom. Executive, across from Church, on bus line, off-street parking, laundry, gas heat. $750/mo. Call 233-5549. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, $950/mo. Gas heat, across from church. 802-233-5549. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. on 2nd & 3rd floor. $850/mo. + utils. Annual lease, credit & reference check. No dogs. Avail. 6/1. 846-7433 or jarretfrancis@adelphia.net. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom unit, near Saint Michael’s and I-89. Easy access to Burlington. Incl. heat. One cat allowed. $900/mo. Avail. immed. 802-846-7849. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, 2-bath house. Downtown. Huge kitchen, new appliances, yard, porch, garage. $1320/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. Call 802-324-3875. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, 2porches, great room w/hdwd, small fenced-in back yard. Great apt. for dogs. Gas stove and heat. $900/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802-434-8504. WINOOSKI: 4-bedroom. W/D hookups, DW, microwave, offstreet parking. $1600/mo. + dep. 434-5736. WINOOSKI: 67 Lafountain St., duplex, upstairs 2-bedroom, deck, off-street parking, NS, dog possible. $800/mo. + utils., gas heat, lease. Avail. 6/01. 802879-2817 WINOOSKI: Avail. now, 3-bedroom, East Allen St. $900/mo. Parking. 802-658-3600. WINOOSKI: Beautiful, spacious, 3-bedroom apt. New kitchen, appliances, W/D, parking. $1200/ mo.+ utils. Call 802-324-8829.

WINOOSKI: East Allen St. Sunny, clean, 1-bedroom apt., second floor, in convenient location, parking. No pets. Refs. and dep. $650/mo. + utils. 802-6550626, before 8 p.m. WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 3-bedroom, 2 level, walk to downtown, on busline, gas heat, offstreet parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. Avail 7/1. $1040/mo. + utils. 802-399-9576. WINOOSKI: Main St., nice 3bedroom apt. that feels like a house. Enjoy a large eat-in kitchen w/D/W, newer appliances and laundry hookups. Three good-size bedrooms and ample off-street parking. Avail. 6/1. Annual lease, refs., no dogs. $1300/mo. 802-846-7433 or jarretfrancis@adelphia.net. WINOOSKI: Share large, fully furnished 5-bedroom house. All utils. incl. 2.5 bath, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/ IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On the bus line. No pets. $630/ mo. + dep. Avail. 6/01. 802863-9612. WINOOSKI: Sunny, 3-bedroom apt., mud room, off-street parking, large backyard, W/D hookups, $975/mo. incl. garbage, water, parking, snow removal. Avail. 6/01. smccrae@adelphia.net.

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BURLINGTON: All utils. incl. $125/week. Call Deneen at 802864-2284. BURLINGTON: Room for rent in beautiful South End home. Large deck w/lake views, large yard. Walking distance to downtown. Very clean. Must love small dogs, smoking OK. Avail. 7/01. $550/mo. incl. all. Call 951-2400. BURLINGTON: Rooms for rent. Behind Waterman Hall, UVM. $500/mo. - $525/mo. incl. all utils. and parking. Hdwd and incredible location. Sedate envi ronment! cjcc@vt18.com. RICHMOND: Seeking mature, prof. Quiet, clean, W/D, country setting, NS/pets. References required. 802-434-6189. WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY LODGING: European-style and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $175-$225/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-3291 or ivanland@aol.com.

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BURLINGTON: Nice downtown, 1-bedroom for summer (avail 5/20-8/20). Sublet $450/mo. Must see! Call Sarah at 716-6265924 or 716-435-8027. BURLINGTON: Subletter needed 6/01-8/01. 2-bedroom in 2-bed apt., can rent separate or together. $440/mo. + utils. per room. Loomis St., between Prospect and Mansfield. Call Heather, 802-233-3444. BURLINGTON: Subletter needed 6/01-9/01. South End. Big bedroom in two-bedroom w/backyard and roof, short walk downtown and to waterfront. Call Laura, 917-279-5335. CHARLOTTE: 3-bedroom furnished house, to sublet for summer. Mid June to end of August. Nice yard, convenient location. 5 mins. to Charlotte beach. Refs. $1200/mo. 425-6563 or 734-8072. ESSEX JCT.: Share large 3-bedroom condo w/friendly 20s profs. and 2 friendly dogs! Avail. now or 6/01 thru August. $600/mo. + dep., 1/3 utils. 802-238-2679. MORRISVILLE: 2 + bedroom house. Looking for active person/cu to dog-sit JulySeptember in exchange for significant rent reduction. Yard, 2decks, W/D, D/W. Possible longterm rental in September. 802888-1687.

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ADIRONDACKS: Two comfortable cabins. Beautiful valley. Fully furnished. Includes studio cabin for creative work. Total privacy. Telephones, woodstoves. Available May-November. $475/week. Multi-week discount. joenaomi@bluemoo.net. COLCHESTER: 2 cottages for rent, located at beautiful Good Sell Point. Avail. May - October. Beautiful area, lake views, sandy beach, moorings. $1500/mo. and $2000/mo. Call for more information, 862-8925, 3188242, before 8 p.m.

COTTAGE FOR RENT: Lake Eden, VT. 4-bedroom, sleeps 8, full bath, screened porch, dock, beach. Avail. weekly 7/09-8/12 at $750/week. Contact Donna at 802-586-7529. GRAND ISLE, VT: Lake front cottage, 4-bedroom, 2-bath, AC, W/D, 100 ft. beach, dock, boat lift, large deck and porch. Weekly or monthly rentals. 802879-1685. ORLANDO: March 4-11, 2007. 3-bedroom, 3-bath, unit at Westgate Lakes Resort. Sleeps 12. Full kitchen, W/D, jacuzzi bath, Near theme parks, pools, kids’ activities, tennis, boating, European spa and more. Email for details and photos. vtlady 2000@yahoo.com. RENTAL 6/17 - 6/24, http://www.seasonsatsugar bush.com, sleeps 6. Outdoor pool, tennis courts, onsite fishing and boating, 18 golf courses are within 25 miles. Email for details mandm 4219@aol.com. SECLUDED LOG CABIN near Camel’s Hump. Perfect weekend retreat. All equipped, gas lights and stove, outhouse. $50/night, $250/week. Call Crow at 802660-9706. SOUTH HERO: 3-bedroom ranch house on west shore of Lake Champlain. Views, sunsets, beach, furnished, SundaySaturday beginning July 2. $1200/week + dep. 372-5257. SOUTH HERO: Cottage for rent, part of lakefront community, beach, tennis, mooring. Sleeps 6-8. Avail. 7/01 to 7/15. $725/week. Contact Kim, 802658-4070. WILLIAMSBURG, VA: 1-bedroom condo w/kitchen, sleeps 4, avail. July 29 - August 6. Pool, tennis, fitness center onsite. $625 for 7 nights. 802-2386637.

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SWF, 50 YO, LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL someone to share the simple pleasures of life! 3041 32 YO KIND, CREATIVE, SPONTANEOUS SPF working in helping profession seeks M with similar interests for summer fun, particularly camping. Interests include hiking, arts, my German shepherd, cooking, gardening, yoga, music (Grateful Dead, etc...), vacations, hot spring trips, etc... 3025

SWF 52 YO, GOLDEN RETRIEVER, EASYgoing and spirited. Enjoy walking my two golden retrievers, running, boating, swimming and enjoying Lake Champlain. You only live once and try to make the most of our time together. 2917

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO HIKING, GO camping, take a ride on your motorcycle, travel to the ocean or Quebec, go out to eat a quality meal, or something else? DWF, differing and varied interests, independent, affectionate, petite. Age unimportant. 3009

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OUTWARDLY SOPHISTICATED WOMAN with an inner woodchuck persona, seeks outwardly woodchuck M with inner sophisticated persona.I am white, Bohemian, mid-aged, in shape. Wish list: Late 40’s, in-shape big guy, NS. Real stuff. Healthy. Central Vermont 2912 R U OUTGOING, FUN, OUTDOORSY, NS, from 37-50 YO, who loves travel, bonfires, overnight hikes, dancing and a true romantic? Then I’m the woman for u. 2909

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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE men > women 44 YO SWM, GOOD LOOKING, UNDERstanding, great listener, looking for potential LTR, friendship. You are SWF, 40-48 YO, must be open minded, nonjudgmental, enjoy lots of snuggling. 3138 DWM, 34 YO, DIVORCED FROM HIGH school sweetheart. Better friends. Have too much to offer to be alone. Extreme skier, MT biker, handsome, incredible cook, ISO 25-40 YO F who loves dogs and reggae music and having fun. 3127 45 YO, BROWN HAIR, BROWN EYES, 190 lbs. Looking for 35-45 YO, I am very open minded, would like to meet F swinger to swing with other CU. Would like LT. 3126 24 YO SWM SEEKS 24-26 YO SF WHO enjoys live music, cooking, long walks in Vermont’s fields and forests, and intelligent conversation. You should be able to accept me for who I am as I will with you. 3122 WANTED: LOVING, CARING, AFFECTIONate woman able to commit to a forever kinda guy. This woman must not be afraid of words such as: commitment, communication, unconditional, family and God. For this attractive, young looking, adventurous I’m told, 39 YO, DWM. 3114 NATURE ARTIST, LOVER OF WILD PLACES, soft jazz, good books, loose watercolors, big trees and open minded, good hearted people. Seeking a girlfriend, 35-45 YO, who is doing something interesting (to her) with her life to share wild experiences. 3090 SWPM, 35 YO, 6’1, 165 LBS., HONEST, caring, healthy, open-minded, loves traveling, Asian culture and good, cats, walks, outdoors or staying home, movies and much more. ISO caring, open-minded and healthy SAF for friendship, possible LTR. Let’s enjoy life together. 3088 LONELY IN ST. ALBANS. 53 YO DWM likes hunting, fishing, camping, NASCAR, drives in country, going out with friends, exploring new things outdoors and at home. Friendship, then LTR. No games. 3037 SUPER-SEXY AND SENSUAL PLAYMATE wanted. She’s excitable, sweet, sensible, flexible, emotionally and physically solid. Me: Chivalrous, thoughtful, mischievous, independent, very stable, attractive, 35 YO. Let’s take it wherever we want. 3032 29 YO SENSITIVE, THOUGHTFUL SM enjoys cooking/eating, punk/funk/folk music, good communication, talking politics, daily sex. ISO emotionally stable, environmentally conscious SF. Would also like companionship rediscovering my neglected loves of Ultimate Frisbee and cycling. Casual first, maybe more. 3023

DOWN TO EARTH, MAWM, 50 YO, GREAT sense of humor, George Carlin fan, sensitive, sensible, can be your soulmate, hardworking, discreet. Enjoys swimming, sunbathing ( El Natural) riding my Harley, days at the lake beaches. Seeking to establish a discreet friendship with emotionally secure WF, 35-55 YO. 3015 DWM, 40 YO, LOOKING FOR A LTR. Love walking, cuddling together and watching a movie. Let’s get together and make it happen. 3008 32 YO SWM, 6’ ABOUT AVERAGE ISO NS, SF college hottie to share house and possibly more for the summer. Let’s make this a time we won’t forget! 3000 PERSON WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO sail seeks tutoring. 27’ Catalina . Enjoy sailing and sheer pleasures. 2955

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FRANKLIN COUNTRY M LOOKING FOR friend and possibly more. 52 years young handy man, motorcycles, snowmobiles, gardens, movies, dinner, dancing, hiking and life. 2916 HIP, CONSERVATIVE, YOUNG 62 YO, artsy, litsy, moderately outdoorsy, welltraveled and read, broad interests and tastes, sometimes politically incorrect. ISO kind, intelligent, cultured, attractive, and stylish woman, 45 and up, for LTR. 2915 51 YO SWM LIKES OUTDOORS, TENNIS, reading, good health, hard work, good food and good friends. Seeks rising to friendship, going out, music, for reasons to celebrate and possibly revel in joys of life... Send me honesty, prayers and needs. 2880 SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE FOR LIFE, LOVE and outdoors. Mountaineer, skier, climber. SWPM seeks fit 25-35 YO F for friendship. LTR possible if wild, kinky, sharing, caring, active, sexy and sane enough for each other. Honesty, communication, trust important. How about you? 2879 LIVE AND WORK ON A MOUNTAIN. Beautiful atmosphere, but lonely. 38 YO, loyal and humble. My age or younger? Each other is all that is needed or desired. Let’s get squishy for the rest of our lives. 2870 MOVING TO AREA. SWM, 27 YO, LOOKING for SWF for LTR, open-minded, nonjudgmental, poor financially, rich spiritually, got love to burn. Looking for F who seeks serious LTR, love to fish, swim, 420friendly, kids OK. 2866 THIS SINGLE WM IS TOTALLY BESIDE himself with excitement when close to an older woman, 65 +. I am early 50s, 6’, 175 lbs., decent-looking. You are looking for one man for friendship, fun, eroticism. 2861 WM, FORTYISH, ATHLETIC, EDUCATED, seeking a nice woman for a casual relationship in the central VT area. I have my afternoons free for fun! Let’s have coffee and talk! 2859 DESPERATELY SEEKING YOU! HEALTHconscious M who enjoys workouts, organic foods, theater, movies, country/classical music, Formula 1 racing and country living, seeks a beautiful soulmate who is easygoing, warm, sensual, classy, maybe a little naughty .... 40-50ish. 2831 SEEKING MY SOULMATE: SWM, YOUNG 42, aged well, smoker, seeks slender to average woman, 32-50 YO who enjoys the sun, water, boating, classic rock, good food and drink and is honest, caring and affectionate. 2782

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LOOKING FOR MS. RIGHT. 6’, 160 LBS., black hair, blue eyes, looking for someone to have fun with, enjoy quiet nights at home, long walks, candlelit dinners on the beach, all types of music. Want to know more, call me. 2672

SWM, 53 YO, 5’9, 165 LBS. SEEKS FUNloving, good-looking, SWF, 40s who likes FL winters, VT summers, sunshine and NASCAR for LTR. Smoke and light drink OK. No losers. 2780

28 YO SWM ISO PRACTICAL F EXPERIence: gatherings, shows, tours are done. Life: Veggie and healthy. Like exercising or “bouncing around the broom” (sounds funny). Snowshoe, hike, skateboard, bike and country walking/driving Vermontster. 2667

HUMOR, MONEY, CUTE AND INTELLIGENT. 50ish, fin. sec., 5’9, 156 lbs., enjoys everything from beer on beach to Broadway show. Get-away weekends, deck grilling, Saratoga in August, sports, passion, caring. You: Witty, attractive, 42-52 YO, ready for fun. 2778 18 YO SHWM, 5’11, ISO 18-20 YO SF IN Burlington who loves music, Bossa Nova, Spanish and Brazilian poetry, intimacy, art, photography, the serene and beautiful outdoors, great humor and conversation. Tea? 2767 I WANT THE BEST! YOU MUST BE SUPERloving, super-joyful, super-good-looking and fit, and into having a relationship that is fulfilling at all levels. I’m 27 YO and you are likely between 22 and 32 YO. 2761 ISO FUN, PHYSICALLY FIT COMPANION for cycling, hiking, climbing this summer. Ultimately interested in LTR, but life’s short! Let’s just get out and have some fun and see what happens. Happy, healthy, progressive, spiritual, well-educated prof. 2739 ME: 27 YO M, FUN, FRIENDLY, FIT, healthy, intelligent, cute, non-consumeristic, non-addictive, stable, studious, successful, sexy, sexual, sensitive, open-minded, aware, artistic, empathic, monogamous, compassionate. ISO 20-34 YO F with similar/compatible qualities. 2738 LOOKING FOR MY DANCE PARTNER. Romantic SM looking for relationship. Enjoys cuddling, music, contra dancing, swing dancing. Looking for someone to sweep her off her feet. Looking for someone, 19-26 YO, with similar interests. 2689 WANTED: FRIEND, LOVER, PARTNER TO share full life with. 25 YO, SWM, college grad with professional ambition and interests in social justice, environment, animals, astronomy, good food. ISO woman, 19-30 YO. Honesty a must and independence a +. 2687 NS WM 50 YO GOING ON 40. SEEKING NS women 45-55 YO. Not looking for supermodel wannabe. Just down-to-earth, fun-loving person. Give me a chance, you might be surprised. 2683

Sugar Sugar, sugar. Aw, honey, honey. I would like to be your girl and not stop loving you! You guessed it, my name is Sugar and I am sweet as pie and full of sugar and spice and everything nice! I am a 4-year-old female American Pit Bull. I came to HSCC as a stray who was left behind by my previous family. I am the sweetest, gentlest dog. I am smart too – I know ‘sit’, ‘lie down’, ‘give paw’, and I do the cutest ‘sit pretty’ ever! I love to give and receive kisses and to snuggle with my human friends. I am calm, affectionate, social, mellow, attentive, and sometimes talkative when left alone. I need a home with people who will be committed to me for life. A home where someone will be around most of the time would be best as I may have some separation anxiety. Even though I have no history with children, a family with kids 8 and up should be fine because I am so gentle. The staff at HSCC thinks that I am a wonderful and gentle soul and that my forever home will need to reinforce that with positive, kind training and loads of love! Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

EDUCATED, HOMEOWNER, MAWM, 50 YO, 5’11, 220 lbs., seeks SWF 25-50 YO for an open relationship. Join me in my life as someone to share time with. Dining, movies, talk, weekend vacations. LTR out of the ordinary. Freckles a plus. ND/NS. 2661

60 + WICKED GOOD WOMAN, HONEST, thoughtful and sensually inclined. Beyond liberal but still sane and somewhat rational. Interests include family, friends, yoga, massage, writing and leisurely walks. ISO sage, nonjudgmental gentleman who enjoys the arts, lively conversation and travel. 2732

women > women LOOKING FOR A hot Latin woman in the Burlington area. Must have nice hair, skin and nice breasts with an open mind and likes to have fun. 3100 LOOKING TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE? 36 YO GF seeking like-minded for photography, road trips, walks, talks, movies and other summer activities. No drugs, head games. No relationship desired at this time. Nontraditional work schedule all the better. 3010 ISO ANOTHER GIRL TO HANG WITH, SHARE great conversation, maybe more, sexy times, inside and out, meals, drives, swimming, photography, music, eating out, maybe sailing, what we don’t know till we meet. 3004 QUEER, FEMME SICK OF SERIAL MONOgamy and insta-girlfriends seeks jock/andro/butch grrls or tranny boys 2532 YO for ethical sluttiness. Safe, clean, drug-free, intelligent, active, likes playing outside as much as playing inside. Adventure? 2928

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25 YO, F/FTM, MUSICIAN, ARTIST, WRITER, creative, spiritual, sensual, romantic, socially conscious, seeking open-minded, transfriendly F/FTM for whatever comes about. Spring is here, summer’s coming, let’s spend time together and see if we have a connection. 2911 GWF, 5’6, EASYGOING, DIRTY BLONDE, strong build, outdoorsy, hardworking, bit of a smart-ass. I like bowling, canoeing, beer, sunsets and smiles. Lower Northeast Kingdom area. 40ish age range. 2686 SWF (GAY), A SOFT BUTCH, SEEKING A femnam. 40s, late 30s. I’m romantic. I have MS (not catching). Friends first, maybe more later. I am your typical dyke. Want to meet? 2682

ARE YOU SICK OF DRAMA AND GAMES? Then give this 34 YO, SWGM a try. I enjoy movies, dining out, walks, hanging with friends and quiet nights for two. ISO GM, 25-50 YO with similar interests for friendship Maybe LTR. 2850 WELL-EDUCATED, PROFESSIONAL, African-American man seeks a PM of color for friendship and or more. I am early 40s, attractive, have great hair and a killer smile. ISO of a serious relationship with a professional man of color, 35-45 YO. 2848 35 YO GM LOOKING FOR FUN, FRIENDship, someone to date. Enjoy outdoors, dancing, spending quality time together. 2840 GWM 48 YO HIV POZ LOOKING FOR friends and someone to have some fun with. Let’s talk. 2827

men > men SWGM, 40S, ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG LOOKing, 5’10, 160 lbs., br/bl, ISO guys any race, young guys, first timers. Welcome for late, late night hot sex. 3134 OUTDOOR GUY SEEKS GM FOR SUMMERtime fun, maybe longer? Hiking, mtn. biking, kayaking, tennis, beach, travel, concerts, Montreal. Me: Fit, fun, athletic, 52 YO. You: Good spirit, in shape, younger A +. Call, let’s talk. 3129 50 YO, OBESE, NICE GUY, LOOKING TO service nice-looking guys, 21-50 YO, in Addison or Chittenden county. Discreet, so be you. 3124 18 YO, GWM, ISO 18-25 YO NICE, SWEET muscle man, in or around Mo-Vegas, anyone interested hit me up. 3012 SUMMER’S HERE, LET’S HAVE SOME FUN together. Outdoors, camping, hiking or indoors just enjoying each others company. good-heart, mind and energy. Looking for similar for friends, LTR. Good-looking, decent, 38 YO, sincere. Let’s give it a try. 2999 CALLING ALL YOU HOT GUYS UNDER 25 YO. From Burlington to Swanton who want their fill of oral pleasure on the weekends. I want nothing from you but your total satisfaction. I’m 32 YO, attractive, masculine, love to suck, swallow and rim. 2997 BEARDED AND WEIRDED: 40S ORGANIC guy seeks boy (21+) for digging in the dirt, outdoor adventures and wild sexual exploration. Into simple living, alternative energy and exploring the outdoors. Facial and/or body hair and a grounded nature a +. 2872

EDUCATED, PM, 5’11, 175 LBS., ATTRACtive, very fit with nice butt/endowment, ISO M fit (bubble butt a +), clean, pleasant for mutual erotic massage and perhaps more. I give a legitimate massage and then some. Let’s touch! 2825 GWM, 40 YO, LOOKING TO ORALLY SERvice men in the Burlington area. Wanted cuts only. Please be of age. 2820 HI, I AM 54 YO, I AM LOOKING FOR A man to service me. I will do most anything that they want. I am honest. I don’t work anymore. Please call me. 2668 POZ NOT DESPERATE. VGL, 30S, TALL, well proportioned WM, masculine, diverse, educated, healthy, HIV poz (educate yourselves). Maybe too sarcastic. YOU: Smart, masculine, sexy, secure, educated, funny, patient, independent, honest, healthy, active. Carry-on baggage acceptable, lies, head games, bad hygiene aren’t. 2690

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MARRIED, BI WM, MEN LET’S GET together for some daytime fun. Must be safe, discreet and ready to share yourself. Me: Married, very discreet. 3034

DO YOU LOVE THE WORK OF BYRON KATIE (author of Loving What Is)? If you would like to attend an inquiry group based on her work, please call. 2751

MATURE, S BI WM. ISO THIN, MF CU WHO enjoy being serviced orally to completion. Smoke, drink, 420 OK. Kinky, A.B. at age, race, looks unimportant, cleanliness is. Can travel or host. 2947

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34 YO BWM ISO BI F OR BIM FOR SEXUAL pleasure. Must be in shape, clean, discreet. Me: Dirty blonde, BI very submissive, 170 lbs., into oral and anal behavior. 2868 PRETTY, BI-CURIOUS F. WELL-ENDOWED intelligent, good sense of humor looking for CU to have friendship and fun. Let me know what you are looking for when you call. Do not be shy. 2849 GOT SEXY SPRING ATTITUDE? WM, 48 YO, tall, slender, happy, healthy, frisky, attractive, bisexual, nudist, adventurer. ISO CU mainly but also women and men for springtime fun and frolic. Also ISO slender BiF 45+ for LTR. 2757 BI-CURIOUS 26 YO SWF, 5’3,170 LBS., redhead, blue-green eyes, 38 YO B, shaven, seeking bi or les F and M for 1 on 1 or threesomes. Must be single and clean. Good personality a must. 2652 25/26 YO MABICU ISO BI-F FOR CASUAL gathering and great times. No restrictions. All licking, I mean, looking for a good time apply. You will not be disappointed. 2647

just friends SEEKING A GAY BFF. CAN YOU TELL Dolce from Gabbana? Good. Do you excel in the areas of book, film, and overall pop culture snobbery? Great. Let’s be BFFs. Snowboard dudes are getting tiresome. 3091

HAVE YOU SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WORKing your hairy chest into a sweat? Need a buddy with his own place South of Burlington to worship it? 5’9, 43 YO, 175 lbs. Private and discreet. 3135

UVM STUDENT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE fit to hike the Long Trail (south-north) with me. Hoping to leave around May 20th. Come on, you know you’ve always wanted to. 2929

30 SOMETHING, SWM, IN GOOD SHAPE looking to explore oral with another man. Please be discreet, fit, D/D free, and not gay. Safe/serious only. 3111

WRITING HELP WANTED: NEED SOME help from a fellow wannabe writer, preferably female. Hang out over coffee or tea. Me: late fifties and good-looking. You: not too young. 2845

32 YO M, 5’9, 170 LBS., BL/BL. MOST definitely know what I am ISO. You: Young M, clean, discreet, safe, no facial hair, who would top this very submissive bottom. It’s been over 1 year, I’m waiting. 3035

WHO LIKES BALLOON RIDES!?! I OWN A hot-air balloon and I am setting off on a trip around the globe. Looking for a companion to share laughs, love, and cheese with along the way. Must not be afraid of snakes. 2832

SWM, 50S, ISO CU OR F FOR ADULT FUN. Can film and watch on TV. Clean and discreet. 3136 MA, SEPARATED, LOOKING FOR 30-50 YO who enjoys car rides, walking, camping, antique, classic cars. Looking to open my very own store/restaurant/bar. VFF black, Hispanic, white, no S/D, no hard drugs. 3132 I’M FIRE, HE’S AIR. 30/40 YO MACU ISO free-spirited BIF spirit. “All acts of pleasure are her ritual.” Be honest, discreet, kink-oriented, safe, sane and D/D free. Grand Isle county. 3130 39 YO MBCM SEEKS LOVING CU TO SHARE intimate moments and laughs with. Must be very clean and discreet. Me: 5’10, med. to small package. ISO M the same. FM shaved a +. Let’s chat and see where it takes us. 3031 OUTGOING, ATTRACTIVE, LATE 20’S MACU ISO CU for friendship and more. First-time swingers, open-minded but wanna start slow. Me: HBIF, he: WM, bi-curious. You: Clean, weight/height proportionate, between 25-35 YO. Sense of humor and respect a must. 3030 LOOKING FOR SM 18-25 YO AND BI F 1830 YO for my wife’s birthday gang bang. Must be discreet. All replies get a response. 3029 ATTRACTIVE CU, M/BI-CURIOUS, F ISO 23-35 YO SF for discreet encounters. D/D free, as we are. Join us for drinks and we will see where the night leads. 3011 YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO OUR pre-birthday bang. 23 YO BIF, 30 YO M, looking for four guys and two ladies to come play with us. It will be a great time... 2952 WE ARE A CU WHO LIKES TO HAVE FUN and are looking for a single F to have fun with us. Looking for an open-minded SF with a good sense of humor. 2931 LOOKING FOR ADULT PLAYTIME? COME to our party with like-minded, frisky friends. Feast on the wide array of eclectic mix of people. It will be a night to remember, you won’t have to buy anyone dinner (wink). 2918

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ATTRACTIVE MA CU LOOKING FOR FIT attractive bi F to join myself in threesomes or 1-1 play with myself and husband. Wanting long-term friendship with bennies. Easy, friendly CU here. 2838 MAKE HER PURR! CU ISO WELL-HUNG BM to satisfy her hunger. She won’t bite... hard...unless you ask. Please be D/D-free and discreet. 2685 23 YO BIF, 30 YO M LOOKING FOR OTHER BIF or CU to share in fun. My man goes forever, just like my mouth. Come and let yourself go. 36 YO and younger. 2669

women seeking... TO BOX 2074: WANTED TO RESPOND TO your ad but waited too long! Still looking? 3133 22 YO BIF, 5’7, 150 LBS., BRUNETTE, green eyes, fun, active, outgoing, cute, sharing, caring, outdoorsy, fit, sexy, independent, open minded, intelligent, artistic, honest, 420, etc. ISO 20-28 YO M/F with similar qualities. 3131 22 YO BIF SEEKING HOT CU, F OR M 2028 YO to please. I am a brunette, 5’7, 150 lbs. I love to party, D/D friendly and have an all around good time. 2670

men seeking... I HAVE VIAGRA BUT NEED A YOUNG lady, 18-25 YO to help with treatment of my erectile dysfunction. 3139 SWM, BURLINGTON AREA, LOOKING FOR ladies who like oral. Give, receive. Also bi CU who like more than one. Am 5’6, 185 lbs., good-looking, 40s. Call me. FF people fine. 2949 EASTERN NY, 55 YO +, BIMAM SEEKS gay/biM or CU for occasional sex. I enjoy rec, oral and anal. I love FF ladies. You: 45 +, D/D free. 2930 MEAT-EATING, PANTY-WEARING SUB INTO everything. ISO top guys and other CD’s for no-strings, hot encounters, I’m 45 YO, 5’7”, 155 lbs. Please be healthy, and under 200 lbs. Also into groups, B/D and many other kinks. 2875 30 YO SM LOOKING FOR A SF BETWEEN the age of 23-35 YO to travel the USA and all states. Must be outdoorsy type and love nature. Leaving VT in May, if interested, respond. 2862

20 YO BIF, 25 YO M, ISO BIF OR CU FOR good time. Must be attractive, under 30 YO. Alcohol and 4/20 friendly. Wanna have some fun? 2858

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EARTH-LOVIN’ LUDDITE, GARDENER, homesteader, 56 YO GM, 6’, 160 lbs., seeks friend sharing bodywork-massage trades; winter international travel: camping, hike, sea kayak, playing sports, baseball, basketball, world views, experiences. 2860 30 YO ISO WOMEN OR CU, DON’T CARE about age, who will drive to St. Albans and use the back seat. I want no talking. Let’s get it on. Can blindfold, hold you down, rip off your underwear. Very hot! 2779 I AM A GM, 46 YO, TRIM, VERSATILE. Looking for top man who is hung and wants to make me scream during the hot, sultry summer nights. Can be 1 time or more. All races. 2741 FRENCHMAN, ATTRACTIVE, GREAT SHAPE, lots of stamina, D/D-free looking to experience menage-a-3 with two attractive, D/D free, uninhibited women. Let’s have a get-away weekend. A total celebration of life with quality food, wine and sex! Pourquoi pas? 2640

i spy I SPY THE FATTEST CAT IN BURLINGTON. You live on East Ave. How much does it cost to feed you? 3142 LAST NIGHT I DREAMT GODDESS WITH green eyes. We floated on the pond, sipped margis and told secrets as frogs serrenaded us. Darkness descended. We danced topless, our bodies finding perfect rhythm. Is this a dream? Thank you for another great week. 525,600 3141 I SPY A DARK AND HANDSOME MALE with a Midwest accent, steel grain eyes that dance with your smile through the window of my car. I told you I would love you forever. I will. 3137 I SPY A SEXY OUTING CLUB LEADER THAT I’m totally wild about, quite the snag! Let’s share poached eggs sometime. It’s be a dank heady rager. 3128 MIKE ON 12/25/05 MY DREAMS CAME true. A man walked into my life and that man was you. Caring, loving, generous and compassionate too. That’s when I knew that I was in love with you. Love always, Tina. 3125 #2933: I’M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK YOU were talking to me. Summon the courage to speak these words directly to whom they are intended. That person (me?) deserves to hear it from you, not read it in an I Spy. 3123 CAN YOU SEE THIS? I SPY THE MOST beautiful woman in the world! Care to join me for a trip to Canada or maybe just dinner and a walk with spike? LJ 3121 TWO GORGEOUS BLONDES IN A WHITE Jetta with California plates near Five Corners. Any drivers wanted? 3120 TO THE SNAKE IN MY GARDEN OF EDEN, my funky fair weather hat, my #1. You are the best and I’ll miss you so much. I’ll take my 1 hr. massage in Westford. Get some rest! 3119 I SPY CVU CLASS OF ‘91! OUR 15 YEAR reunion is August 5th in Williston. Seek out another classmate for more details. 3118 I SPY THE SWEETHEART OF MY DREAMS! I still can’t believe that our trails crossed the way they did, you hiked right into my heart. Thank you for every moment my friend, you’re the very best! 3116 I SPY MY BIKER BABE/BAD GIRL. CAN’T wait till we ride off in the sunset together! You make me feel like I’ve never felt before. Thanks for the underwear! Love, D. 3115 I SPY A “PERFECTLY PROPORTIONATE”, petite server at Smokejacks. Heard you play at Radio Bean once. Wanna go for iced coffee and a private session? Your place or mine. 3113 AAF JEFF DIRTY BLONDE, BEARD, WORKED out in hat. Jake waited in your truck. When you said bye, I didn’t know it was forever. Never got your number or asked you if we played on the same team. M 3112 I SPY SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO CARPOOL to Vegas with me, must have car. 3109

57 YO, YOU: BLACK CARHARTS, SQUIRT shirt, radiantly beautiful. Every time I see you, touch you, I am shaken awake and reminded by my deeper timeless soul how special you are. Coffee and word trade? 3108 JAN, WE MET AT THE BOATHOUSE, YOU were with your daughter, we talked about Hebrew school. Would you like to go out on a date with a charming 40 something engineer? Peace. 3107 I SPY THE SEXIEST MAN ON A MOUNTAIN in Worchester with a pocketful of fiddle heads. You make my heart giggle and my body melt. It’s been impossible to wipe the smile from my face since spending time with you. 3106 MY EVERYDAY ANGEL IN PINK, YOU know I’m way too shy to ask you twice for a kiss, so just close your eyes next time we have one of those awkward pauses and I’ll take it from there. 3105 I SPY GORGEOUS “K” AT SHAWS... WORKing the register in front of the exit on Friday afternoon and Saturday morning last. Were U spying the bake sale goods or me? 3104 I BELIEVE THAT DREAMS COME TRUE AND you came when I wished for you. You’re an angel. I want to dance with my baby, one day. I love you forever, you are my lucky star and you know who you are! 3103

TO BILL FROM SHELBURNE...YOU answered box 2777 on 5/04 but didn’t leave your phone number. Please call again. 3039 ATTENTION: THE CHURCH OF BURCH, paved paradise and puttin’ a parking lot! So much for religion. So much for the environment! So much for us! 3038 BREWER JIM: YOU KNOW I WANT IT. 3033 RI RA 4/29: ULTIMATE BEAUTY WITH long hair pulled back, you fixed my cran vodka. Me: in white Nike cap. I wish to see you outside of work! Find me, won’t you? 3028 BIKE BOY! YOU AND YOUR AWK-HAWK totally rock. Let’s get krunk and have rawesome garlicky adventures all summer... weeee! 3027 HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN ACTION... AT Parima, but I did catch you at Three Needs, walking your dog (Rin Tin Tin?) and for a hello that brightened even the sunniest day. I’m that tall fellow staring blankly down Church Street. 3026 RED MONSTER IN MONTPELIER RUMBLES by, the lovely cha-ching-cha-ching of a dry clutch singing! Me: filled with envy as I stare out my office window thinking of my ST at home. Care to meet for a ride? 3024

I SPY MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR riding his black Tennessee Walker into the sunset. You quest what you already have. I wish you knew how much I value you and the value of what you’re willing to throw away. 2945 4/23, BEST BUY: YOU: HANDSOME, DARK haired, Carhartts, black shirt and vest, asked if there were any good bargain movies. You got The Odd Couple. I was too shy to ask if you’d like to watch one together sometime. 2943 I SPY BLOND HOTTIE ON ELLIPTICAL AT PF. Team awesome shirt. Me: Homeless looking guy on ESPN bike. I love you. Want to work out together? 2942 I SPY MY TALL, BLONDE AMAZON GODdess. I see you around town with a posse of girls. How can I get your attention? Let’s take a walk and play name that tune. 2940 TALL, HUSKY DETECTIVE WITH PIERCING blue eyes at coffee counter at Price Chopper. If only I wasn’t always working behind the meat counter...Maybe it’s the blue lights or maybe the blue car, I can’t be so sure. 2938 SEE THAT GORGEOUS GIRL TWIST AND twirl and furiously furl her cute curl into a bodacious burl, she’s my pretty pearl. So I wave my wand across the pond, root, stem and frond, such is our bond. 2937

PEACHES. FREDGIES. SILK. PRUDENCE. This in only 4 weeks....what will the next 30 years bring us? I have three little words with huge meaning for you. Can you guess which ones they are? 3102

ATTN. COAST GUARD STEVE, WE MET AT Higher Ground 4/26. Me: Katie, dark hair, glasses. You bummed a smoke outside. You called, left a message, my phone never logged the call. I’d love to hang out! Please call again! 3022

CHUCKLES, YOU’VE MADE THE LAST 6 months worth it! You’re the cornhusk to my Tamale! You keep me sane and satisfied! Vegas was only the beginning! I hope there is much more to come. And don’t erase those pictures! Rowina 3101

TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN VT, you’ve been waiting to be spied but I’ve kept my eye on you the whole time. Thanks for the best two years of my life. 3021

I SPY A BONNAROO-BOUND, BROWNeyed beauty with a sweet, sweet smile and a wild streak that’s at least a mile. Goddess bless. Love, love, love, love, love you. 2932

I SPY THAT GAS PRICES ARE HIGH, AT minimum wage I could cry. I don’t mean to be rude, I’ll deliver your food. But a buck for a tip just won’t fly! 3020

5/18: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG SIS. I WON’T touch your nose if you don’t hang me from the swing set. Hope it’s the best 20-something ever. Love, The Wind. 2927

ANDREW WITH THE BOSTON ACCENT AND 3 hour polite call back, give me and my sweetheart dogs a call back when your life takes a turn for the better. 3099 CINCO DE MAYO: Vermont Liquors. You nearly bought me a bottle of 151. Guess what? I’m not really underage. Lemme buy you one. 3098 I SPY A BEAUTY BACK FROM BOSTON just in time for spring. I’m so happy we found each other again. Saying I care about you is the understatement of the century. Belleza, tienes mi corazón. 3097 5/07: I SPY PEACE CORPS GIRL AT Muddy’s prepping for interview, me on computer by window, we chatted, enchanted by your bright eyes, would love to hear how it went, wish I got your number. 3096 BILLIE AT POS. PIE II ON 5/06. I THINK you’re cute too. And I’m not just saying that! Sorry I didn’t ask you to dance. Good luck with the glasses and lip stick. 3095 5/05: CUTE MAILMAN ON BANK ST. YOU: dropping off at mailbox. Me: helping seniors off van. We waved. Keep running into you-saw you tax day in front of PO. Available for drinks? 3094 I SPY MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR DRESSER with skull and cross bone tattoo. Let’s plan another trip to NYC for more than one night and let’s spend the rest of our lives together, what a taste-d-delite. 3093 I SPY THES WOMAN OF MY DREAMS. Beautiful, caring, loving. I look forward to spending time with you. Then I realize you are my wife, my love and I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you. 3092 4/30 AT EMS, 6:30 P.M. YOU: DARK haired beauty. Me: Unshaven. We talked about baby backpack carriers, North Beach, kayaks and Bikram Yoga. Are you single and available? 3089 SARAH: THE SUPER HOT EDUCATIONAL intern at Shelburne Farms: I’m udderly impressed. You are far more beautiful than the cows with long lashes. Care to join me at a hockey game? 3087 NO MORE PURPLE SHUTTER. LOVED THE walk and company. Maybe another time in our lives a door will open. ‘Til then... 3040

I SPY MY UGLY FIREFIGHTER COMING home soon. It makes me sad to know I will not be here to greet you. All my love until then. 3019 CUTE BATH FITTER GUY. THANKS FOR the excellent job. I will think of you every time I hop in. Wow! Don’t work too hard. 3018 CITIZEN’S BANK, ESSEX: YOU WERE THE cute teller who gave my dog a cookie before and after we got to business. You also should use my feather pen all day. Single? Coffee sometime? 3017 4/30: HANNAFORD’S IN WILLISTON. Cashier with a name that begins with S. Sorry that your favorite Ben & Jerry’s flavor ended up in the graveyard. Care to visit a scoop shop and discuss other favorite flavors? I bought strawberry cheesecake. 3014 I SPY A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WITH A Chihuahua in “South Park.” Who was that hunk with you? I’m jealous. Was your dog salivating at the smell of pee? Your soft skin should be studied and written about. Hey, you! 3013 I DIDN’T SPY WHOMEVER STOLE THE snow tires off my back porch. I hope your “car”ma is looking out for you. 3007 4/30: BURLINGTON WATERFRONT. I SPY a group of hot girls laying out and laughing, drinking Corona. I would have come and said hi and given my number, but all I had to write with was a Sharpie. 3006 I SPY MY HOT MILF THAT KICKS CANCER’S ass. Turning heads of college boys, soccer dads and Harley guys alike. Beautiful Mom, loving partner, best buddy. 50? NFW! Montreal afternoons, Belize, the screened porch. You continue to amaze me. 3005 TO THE BOY I FIRST SPIED IN KKD: IT was wonderful to see you at spring fest. I was too shy to ask for your number. Let’s get some Thai food! 3003 I SPY YOU MOVING TO BURLINGTON FOR a job you hate. Beautiful M, don’t worry, the cozy kitchen in the mountains will be waiting for your return. Can I meet you there this fall? Love C. 3001 THE BR CREW ROCKS AND YOU ARE ALL such good looking, friendly folks. Thanks for the clothes. 2998

WONDER WHY WE COULDN’T SEE ONE another for who we really are. Try not to think of me badly, I never would have hurt you. Please be my friend. 2933

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MUSIC TEACHER Rumney Memorial School in Middlesex, VT is seeking a certified .60 FTE (3 days per week) Music Teacher to teach general music, band and chorus to students in grades K-6. Position open until filled. Application review begins May 30, 2006. Send letter of interest, resume, transcripts, proof of licensure and three letters of reference to:

Well-established downtown salon, prime location with walk-in clientele has immediate openings for stylists.

Immediate Openings Experienced servers, manager, weekend host, and full-time lunch/brunch line cook needed at the Old Brick Café in Williston.

Elaine F. Laine, Ph.D. Principal, Rumney Memorial School 433 Shady Rill Road, Middlesex, VT 05602

Please call 872-9599 for an interview.

Pave the Road to your Future with Pike Industries! Pike Industries is the leading producer of quality construction aggregates and bituminous hot mix in Northern New England. QUALITY CONTROL POSITIONS We are seeking individuals with a QC/materials testing background to sample pavement from our roadway projects to ensure state compaction requirements are met. You must be able to work in a safe and productive manner and enjoy working long hours in hot weather! You must be able to work independently at all times and be able to communicate with a wide variety of people. This position requires extensive travel throughout the state and schooling in materials testing is preferred. You must have a valid driver’s license. CLAIMS ASSISTANT We are searching for an organized person to help process all workers’ compensation claims and property damage claims that may arise during the course of Pike Industries’ operations at fixed facilities and on construction projects. Significant over the phone contact discussing confidential matters will be made with affected employees, insurance companies, medical facilities and the public in general can be expected. This position may also assist in developing, coordinating and/or providing safety training, assist with the development of improved safety programs, participate in safety committee meetings, and assist local management with inspections conducted by MSHA, OSHA, DOT, EPA and any other federal state or regulatory body. Some experience with claims processing or an insurance background is helpful but not required. Experience in the construction and/or mining industry would be beneficial. Other desirable qualifications include computer proficiency (MS Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Microsoft Outlook), excellent communication skills, training skills, strong attention to detail and an understanding of one or more of the following regulations: MSHA, OSHA, EPA and DOT. The right candidate will possess an Associate’s degree or coursework in Safety Management, Business Management, Construction Management or equivalent education and experience from which comparable skills and abilities may result. TRUCK DRIVERS We are seeking qualified safety-minded truck drivers to haul hot mix and/ or aggregate material to and from various locations. The right candidate will be flexible, willing to help out where needed, and be willing to travel. You must possess a minimum of a CDL class B license. TRAFFIC CONTROL PERSONNEL We have positions available for motivated individuals who don’t mind working hard in hot weather. Duties include traffic control, laboring, and to assist with daily operations as needed. Must be very safety conscious and be extremely courteous. Previous experience is preferred but not necessary and you must have a valid driver’s license. Please apply to: Pike Industries, Inc. ATTN: Heidi Comes 249 Granger Road - Berlin Barre, VT 05641 Fax: 802-223-3175 Apply via email to: vtemployment@pikeindustries.com We are an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer.

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Bring Home the Best Nurses in Health Care! Home Care allows you to practice at your best. Be independent and creative while using all of your skills- communication, assessment, education, teamwork and more. You can build long-term relationships with your clients and be a positive influence in their lives. Bring home best with the VNA! � Vermont Respite House LPN: Full-time opening, evening shift. � Private Duty Nursing Supervisor: Our Community Care Connection has a full-time opening for an RN to coordinate the care and services delivered by their Private Duty Program, including staff supervision. This position is Monday through Friday with no weekends or holidays required!

Please contact Cathy at 860-4450 or check us out online at www.vna-vermont.org for more information or to apply. EOE. Our Employees are the � of the VNA!

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DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote, and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all. Seeking a mission-driven senior manager to oversee both strategic and day-to-day HR activities, and, as part of the Management Team, provide leadership and development for the whole agency utilizing a “learning organization” approach. Responsibilities include technical and strategic oversight of payroll and benefits for 250 employees in VT, NH, & ME, state and federal compliance activities, risk management, policy development, employee relations, and medical provider credentialing. Provide training, mentoring, and staff development to employees at all levels of the organization and role model for team-oriented accountability and performance system. Supervise a staff of six. The ideal candidate will have 6 – 8 years of progressive HR generalist and management responsibility. Strong technical skills, significant experience managing payroll and benefits, and familiarity with the principles of a learning organization are required. Outstanding supervisory skills, experienced trainer, excellent written and oral communication skills. SPHR certification and experience in non-profit health care is preferred. Planned Parenthood of Northern New England is the most trusted reproductive health care provider for women and teens in Northern New England. We are a three-state nonprofit with an annual budget of $18 million. PPNNE’s main administrative office is in Williston, Vermont. To apply, send resume, cover letter, and salary requirements by May 26th to:

PPNNE Human Resources/Job Code: HR DIR 183 Talcott Road, Suite 101 Williston, VT 05495 Or email: hresources@ppnne.org EOE

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Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together

RETAIL SALES CAREER OPPORTUNITY

NFI is an expanding, statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families seeking energetic, committed, professional team members for the following positions:

South Burlington, VT

POSITIVELY IMPACTING YOUTH EVERYDAY

Unlimited Income Potential • Continuous Training Supportive Team Environment • Advancement Potential Excellent Benefits including health, dental, vacation, 401k and stock purchase

Are you interested in: Earning more than a competitive wage? Having the opportunity to work a flexible schedule? Working creatively and independently in the community? Gaining experience in the adolescent mental health field?

Career opportunity for a professional with excellent communication and customer service skills and a desire to sell in a fast-paced, technology-focused environment. Prior sales or customer service experience required. Computer skills and the ability to work evenings and weekends required. Please send resume with cover letter to:

Human Resources 6 Telecom Drive Bangor, ME 04401 fax: (207) 973-3427 email: stephaniemc@unicel.com

Community Based Services has immediate openings for caring, committed individuals to join our dynamic team on both a part-time or “as needed” basis. Responsibilities include: • Individual and therapeutic group activities with youth in their homes and in the community • Active participation as a member of youth-centered treatment teams • Supporting young people to be safe, respectful and responsible members of their communities Must haves: • The ability to communicate clearly and establish fair/reasonable limits • The willingness to have fun • The commitment to work as a team If this sounds like you, please submit your cover letter and resume to: MichelleBoyle@nafi.com • FAX 802-658-0126 or mail to: CBS Program - SDA, NFI Vermont, 30 Airport Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403. EOE.

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Chef Instructor, Baking & Pastry Rounds A Chef Instructor is responsible for the educational training and evaluation of students, maintaining food quality and sanitation standards, controlling food cost, product utilization, participating in menu development and working as a team with other instructors and front-of-the-house managers. The Chef Instructor serves as a role model to inspire and lead the student body and therefore must adhere to the Code of Ethics and all standard operating procedures. This position is located at the Inn at Essex.

Teaching Assistant The Teaching Assistant supports the Lead Chef Instructor in conducting production classes in one or more kitchens as assigned. Periodically acts as relief instructor and participates in the evaluation of students with the lead Instructor. The Teaching Assistant serves as a role model to inspire and lead the student body and therefore must adhere to the Code of Ethics and all standard operating procedures. This position is located at the Inn at Essex.

Adjunct Instructor, Effective Communications This course is designed to offer students an opportunity to develop strong public speaking skills. Students will improve their ability to present information to large and small groups, while learning how to overcome such difficulties as distractions and anxiety. Students will learn how to adapt themselves to different situations and to create a powerful presence in front of a group. This position is located on the Essex Campus.

Adjunct Instructor, Health & Wellness This requirement is designed to increase students’ awareness of how good health and well-being can have a positive impact on their lives. Students are guided in developing a regular regime of aerobic and non-aerobic activities as a means of relieving stress, staying fit and promoting long-term health as they enter an industry known for its sometimes stressful environment. Through a combination of independent and guided activities, students undergo a physical assessment, establish individualized program goals, complete and document a personal fitness routine, and reflect on the impact of their program. This position is located on the Essex Campus.

To apply for positions above, please send resume to greatjobs@neci.edu.

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Vermont Department of Education

EDUCATION & PUBLIC INFORMATION OFFICER COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR

EDUCATIONDepartment ASSISTANT DIVISION DIRECTOR of Education STUDENT SUPPORT TEAM

We are looking for a bright, creative and experienced We are seekingto antake individual with extensive experience in education and thorough individual a leadership role at the Department knowledge of special education the Assistant Director of the Student Support of Education in the area to ofbecommunication and Team. You will share the management of the team and supervision of staff, conmedia. In this role you will work closely with the tribute to the preparation of state and federal reports, represent the Student Support Commissioner of Education and the leadership of the Team at meetings and other functions, collaborate with staff from other DOE teams on department. will include coordinating joint projects andResponsibilities take a major role in policy development. You should demonstrate all department media setting; and press events; monitor policy, press,systems and leadership in an educational knowledge of educational media and local of sources of information on education; practices; knowledge special education and Vermont’s model of inclusion; commitment practices; effective oralcommunications, and written communication; superviadvise to oncollaborative media activities, internal sory experience; experience planning and implementing system-wide strategic planning, and communications with a broadinitiatives; and experience with data based decision making. range of constituents in the field. To apply, please visit address below and reference 21224. Requires at least three years of experience in journalism, publicity or public relations or a related INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY SPECIALIST III field, preferably including program-planning responsibilities. We are seeking an experienced network administrator who is proficient in Windows 2003, Linux and Apache to join our team. You should have experience configuring and managing IIS and Apache web servers andJohn managing Linuxat services, startup scripts, and For more information contact Turner networking, as well as knowledge of Backup and RestoreBestPractices,VPNs,Public/Private (802) 828-5102 or joturner@doe.state.vt.us Key encryption and SSL, and technical anduntil behavioral security best practices. Knowledge Montpelier – Full-Time. Open filled. of Cisco networking of switches, WAN routers and firewalls a plus. Highly developed interpersonal and communication skills are critical as is being capable of developing easily The Statewritten of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation understood documentation. Must be a team player and critical thinker who is package.inTo apply,ininterested use full-time. the interested working a dynamic candidates environment.should Montpelier, Open until online job application at www.vtstatejobs.info or contact filled. the Department of Human Resources, Employment Services To visit address below and reference 22120. atapply, (800)please 640-1657 (voice) or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ you wish to apply please go women, to: Affirmative ActionIfEmployer. Applications from www.vermontpersonnel.org. individuals with disabilities, veterans, and people from diverse backgrounds arefree encouraged. If youcultural have any questions feel to contact Betty Frederick at

802-828-0584 or email at: bettyfrederick@education.state.vt.us. The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women, individuals with disabilities, veterans and people from diverse cultural backgrounds are encouraged. diverse cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

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PROJECT COORDINATOR, TECHNOLOGY CENTER The Burlington Housing Authority is looking for a full-time Project Coordinator to manage a NEW 12 Computer Technology Center at Decker Towers serving low-income seniors, persons with disabilities and families. The ideal candidate should be detail-oriented and organized, possess strong written and verbal communication skills as well as computer skills. The coordinator will manage the Center’s operations, conduct outreach, provide basic computer instruction to BHA program participants and coordinate classes with collaborating agencies. Applicants must have at least an Associate’s degree in Human Services with strong computer skills or an Associate’s degree in Computer Sciences with strong people skills. BHA offers a competitive salary, commensurate with qualifications and experience, as well as an excellent benefits package. Resumes will be accepted until position is filled. Work will begin on or about July 1, 2006. Please send resume and cover letter, including salary requirements, to:

Sarah Russell, Resident Services Coordinator Burlington Housing Authority 65 Main Street Burlington, Vermont 05401

EMPLOYMENT

Para Educator Vacancies 2006-07 School Year Center for Technology, Essex

Mainstream Teaching Assistant

Full-time position available to assist and supervise assigned special needs students instructionally, behaviorally and physically in the technical program. Good working knowledge of disabilities of special education students, and special education teaching methods, theories and laws required.

Pre-tech Assistant

Full-time position available to assist with the instruction in our pre-technical program. Technical experience in one or more of our program areas preferred.

Building Trades Assistant

Full-time position available to assist the instructor in our building trades program. Individuals with residential construction or woodworking experience preferred.

Computer Systems Technology Assistant

Full-time position available to assist with the instruction of our Computer Systems Technology program. Computer hardware and programming experience and skills are required. Knowledge of PC hardware and Microsoft Operating systems and A+ Technical certifications preferred.

Natural Resources Assistant

Full-time positions available to assist with the instruction and supervision of students in our Natural Resources program. Background and experience in forestry and/or mechanical science preferred.

Business Academy Assistant

Part-time position available 124 days/year, 5 hours/day to run our school store and to provide lab experience and training to students enrolled our Business Academy Program. Knowledge and experience in running and operating a store preferred. All full-time positions pay $10.88/hour for up to 6.5 hours/day with excellent benefits. All positions require an Associate’s degree or 48 credit hours plus three to four years of relevant experience. Experience working with high school-aged students also desirable.

For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at:

srussell@burlingtonhousing.org BHA is an Equal Opportunity Employer

www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted electronically through www.schoolspring.com. EOE.

Service conSultant - Medical equipMent Where Radio Works Do you see yourself as creative, someone who creates a lot of new ideas? Are you a person who gets what you want, and then wants more? Do you build relationships with customers that extend beyond business? Do you have a need to be productive? Do results matter to you? Have you found the BEST Company in broadcasting to work with? Clear Channel is seeking the best talent for the following positions:

Production and Creative Services Director You’re responsible for creating and producing client commercials that achieve results. From strategic concept to finished commercial, you can write, produce, voice, and oversee continuity for 5-station cluster that is primarily driven by local clients.

On Air Personality Champ 101.3 and 102.1 FM seeks a classic rocker; outstanding content, voice work, production, and imaging are mandatory. Qualified candidates also have a sense of humor, strong work ethic, and desire to join the “A” team. Above positions require a minimum of 2-year degree, demonstrated experience on air and production. Selector and Cool Edit required. Send resume and MP3, 3 letters of recommendation to: stevecormier@clearchannel.com

Account Executive You’ll reward yourself for each new accomplishment in commission sales, and work with an aggressive sales team to develop and sell solution campaigns for clients. Developing business is the focus of your world. You thrive on the challenge of creating success. Qualified candidates have a 2 or 4-year degree, demonstrated success in developing client-based business, and are highly computer literate. Send resume to: johnhill@clearchannel.com Clear Channel Radio is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Kinetic Concepts, Inc. (KCI) is a global corporation that develops and markets a broad range of innovative healing systems. KCI delivers clinical excellence to improve patients’ lives while decreasing the total cost of care. KCI’s customers are acute care hospitals, extended care facilities, home health providers and managed care organizations. Their products deliver pressure relief, pulmonary care, bariatric care, circulatory improvement and chronic wound closure to patients in all-care settings. We currently have an opening for a Service Consultant. Assists patients with product deliveries, pick-ups and service calls. Assists with other Service Center activities such as repair, quality control, inventory reporting and document control.

Major Responsibilities and Duties:

• Conducts activities to include deliveries, pickups, service calls for patients in homes, hospitals and long-term care facilities. Accepts and/or assigns service priorities in general service, delivery and pick up. • Tracks product status in Service Center to ensure sufficient product supply and variety to efficiently meet Service Center and customer needs. • May assist with troubleshooting, repairs, cleaning and disinfecting medical equipment. • Participates in any and all reasonable work activities as deemed appropriate and assigned by management. • Conforms to, supports and enforces all KCI policies and procedures.

Basic Qualifications:

• Four years full-time work experience with two of the years within a service, operations or related field. • High school diploma or equivalent. • Good communication skills and proper business etiquette. • Basic level computer skills knowledge. • Mechanical or technically inclined. • Customer service aptitude. • Willingness and ability to work extended workweek, including some evenings and weekends. • Willingness to travel by commercial air service to attend scheduled business and corporate functions when required. • Must meet all applicable Department of Transportation physical requirements and pass KCI physical tests. For immediate consideration, send resume to:

paulette.Gangemi@kci1.com, attn: Stephen Bourque, Service Manager svc238@kci1.com

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SouS Chef We are seeking an experienced Sous Chef for our Cliff House restaurant to handle a high volume of lunches and specialty dinners throughout the summer and fall. The menu features contemporary New England cuisine and the newly renovated space is a showpiece of the resort. This is a seasonal position, beginning in early June and ending in October, with possibilities for continued employment in our winter season. Three to five years prior experience in a high volume environment required.

A challenging position in our collaborative, team-oriented St. Albans office. Requires ability to work with and respect individuals having physical, developmental or mental health disabilities to motivate and support them in searching, finding and maintaining employment while overcoming barriers to work. Minimum requirements include a HS diploma, reliable transportation, good interpersonal and communication skills with a desire to learn. This 32-hour-a-week position pays $11.06 an hour plus full benefits. Send a cover letter and resume summarizing relevant experience and interest to:

VABIR, 75 Talcott Road, Suite 30, Williston, VT 05495 EOE.

experienCed CookS Wanted We are seeking several experienced Cooks at the Cliff House restaurant on Mount Mansfield this summer and early fall. We will be serving lunch and specialty dinners in this recently renovated space at the top of the Gondola. Primary responsibilities include ensuring the preparation of all lunch and dinner menu items and special functions. This is a seasonal position, beginning in early June and ending in October, with possibilities for continued employment in our winter season. Our company values are built around awareness, attitude and accountability. We are looking for enthusiastic team players to join us in providing our guests with a superior recreational experience and an attitude of constant improvement and excellence. Great seasonal benefits! Stowe Mountain Resort is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Waitsfield and Champlain Valley Telecom

A Vermont-based telecommunications solutions provider, is seeking a motivated individual to join our accounting team:

Staff Accountant Responsible for coordinating all aspects of accounts payable and receivable, general ledger input, budget reports and handling of cash disbursements. Ability to maintain accurate and reconciled records in a timely manner as part of a team environment is a must. Qualified applicant must possess a high school diploma or equivalent. Associates degree in Accounting or Business Administration and one to two years of related accounting work experience is preferred. Strong interpersonal communication and computer skills required. Please submit resumes to:

Waitsfield/Champlain Valley Telecom Attn: Human Resources PO Box 9 3898 Main Street Waitsfield, VT 05673 Fax: 802-496-8342 Email: hr@wcvt.com EOE

COURSE AND REGISTRATION SPECIALIST REGISTRAR’S OFFICE Saint Michael’s College seeks a full-time Course and Registration Specialist who will support a wide variety of activities in the Registrar’s office. Primary responsibilities will include scheduling classes and classrooms, maintaining course and facilities databases and participating in educational space planning. Other key accountabilities include class registrations, grading, maintaining student information files and assisting students and faculty with questions related to courses, registration, classrooms and academic records. This position requires an individual who possesses the unique combination of energy, enthusiasm, organizational skills and high customer service skills. Clear communication skills, the ability to multitask, comfort in a fast paced environment with changing priorities and deadlines are essential requirements of this position. A Bachelor’s degree is desired. Experience with Datatel is a plus and applicants must be competent in the use of the Microsoft Office suite. Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate teaching and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college. Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff, and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community. Excellent benefits package, an exciting community and graduate credit opportunities offered. Please apply to:

Office of Human Resources One Winooski Park, Colchester, VT 05439. Review of applications will begin immediately and continue until the position is filled.

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EMPLOYMENT THE CENTER FOR COUNSELING AND PSYCHOLOGICAL SERVICES

WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H

Nurse Clinician Nurse Clinician needed to direct project assessing the impact of education-based nursing case management on long-term outcomes for clients with chronic illness. Project protocols, basic structure and excellent agency reputation already in place. Solid knowledge of diabetes and current standards of care are essential, as are excellent communication and organizational skills. Ability to work well with all members of multi-provider health care team, coordinate care and use basic computer skills required. Successful candidate must be able to work independently and apply strong medical-surgical skills in clinical practice. Work hours are flexible. This is a part-time position, which could be combined with other work for additional hours if needed. Current Vermont RN license required. MS or MSN preferred.

WCMHS, Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Contact: (802) 229-0591 • Fax: (802) 223-8623 personnel@wcmhs.org • www.wcmhs.org EOE

NURSING SUPERVISOR Are you a Quality Nurse (RN or LPN)? Have you discovered Wake Robin? Wake Robin, Vermont’s premiere non-profit Life Care Retirement Community, is seeking a full-time 40 hour per week Nursing Supervisor for our Linden Health Center on our evening shift. Working with our residents is our best benefit but we also offer FIVE weeks paid leave accrual year one, very competitive pay, generous evening, night and weekend shift differentials, overtime pay for any shift over 8 hours, medical, dental, life and disability insurance, immediately vested and matched retirement, an on-site gym and pool and much more. Must possess or be able to obtain a current VT LPN or RN license with experience as a charge/nurse supervisor and a deep commitment to quality care. We’d love to meet you and show you what makes us so unique. Call Linda Phypers, Director of Health Services, at 802-264-5150 or apply at our Community Center 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax a resume and cover letter to HR at 802-264-5146.

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DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION State of Vermont

Para Educator Vacancies 2006-07 School Year Essex Junction School District

Mainstream Teaching Assistant

Full-time positions available at our Hiawatha & Summit Street Elementary Schools to assist and supervise assigned special needs students instructionally, behaviorally and physically in the general mainstream program. Positions pay $10.88/hour for up to 6.5 hours/day with excellent benefits.

Pre School Teaching Assistant

Part-time position available to assist the Preschool Teacher with the implementation of our preschool programs located at our Hiawatha and Summit Street Elementary Schools. Position pays $10.88/ hour for approximately 21 hours/week during the school year.

Interventionist

Full-time position available to provide discrete trial instruction to pre-school students at Summit Street and/or Hiawatha Elementary Schools. Candidates who have experience working with autistic children, DTL experience, and an understanding of applied behavior analysis are encouraged to apply. Position pays $13.78/hour for up to 6.5 hours/day with excellent benefits.

Licensed Child Care Site Coordinator

Our Essex Junction Recreation & Parks Department is seeking an individual to run our state-licensed after-school program for students at our Summit Street Elementary School (Grades K-3). Candidates with a Bachelor’s degree and experience in education or recreation are encouraged to apply. Position pays $15.13/hour, 5 hours/day.

For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at:

www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted electronically through www.schoolspring.com. EOE.

Contracted Hearing Officers & Mediators 1. Seeking bids for Special Education and Section 504 Hearing Officers. For more information see proposal number ED-06-04 at: http://www.vermontbusinessregistry.com. For the following contract opportunities, services are performed on an as-needed/as-available basis. Interested applicants should submit a letter of interest and resume to: Mark Oettinger, General Counsel, Department of Education 120 State Street, Montpelier, Vermont 05620-2501. 2. Educator Licensing Hearing Officers. See VSBE Rule 5700 at: http://www.state.vt.us/educ/new/pdfdoc/board/rules/5100.pdf. Experience conducting APA hearings preferred. Ability to maintain control of proceedings, excellent legal writing, analytical, and organizational skills, and current admission to the Vermont Bar required. Compensation: $75 per hour. 3. Home Study Hearing Officers. See 16 V.S.A. §166b. Experience conducting APA hearings preferred. Ability to maintain control of proceedings, excellent legal writing, analytical, and organizational skills, and current admission to the Vermont Bar required. Compensation: $75 per hour. 4. Special Education and Section 504 Mediators. Basic mediation training, familiarity with special education law and experience conducting mediations required. Mediator applications due by May 30, 2006. The Vermont Department of Education is an equal employment opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, national origin, gender, age, sexual orientation, handicapping condition and/or disability.

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT ACTION! ADVENTURE! AMUSEMENT! Bright, active woman in wheelchair seeks enthusiastic, responsible individual for assistance with all activities of daily living. Spontaneous, dedicated and fit person with driver’s license and a “can do” attitude. Absolutely must love dogs and horses. Great work environment. Reasonable pay. Perfect for JSC student as located in Jeffersonville.

Call Bronwyn Smith at: 802-644-2636 for details. Let ‘er buck!

Summer Maintenance Help Full-time temporary May thru August. Lawn and garden care, interior and exterior painting and basic building maintenance M-F, 8 am to 4:30 pm. Meal provided. 18+. Off Mt. Philo Rd., Shelburne.

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Children’s Therapeutic Case Manager Seeking a self-motivated individual who works well with children and families. Position provides direct service to children in a community-based setting, as well as assistance in coordinating services, assessing, monitoring, advocating, and social skill training. Case Managers are responsible for creating an interagency/ interdisciplinary treatment team in order to provide the above services. Applicant should possess a BA, or an AS with comparable experience. Excellent collaborative and communication skills a must.

Behavioral Interventionist – C.A.T Seeking a full time BI to work on the Collaborative Achievement Team. This program is serving children in Franklin & Grand Isle Counties within the framework of a school system. Candidates must possess strong communication skills and work as a team member in supporting challenging children to achieve success in school. Candidates must hold a Degree in the Human Services field and have experience working with children.

Bass Fishing, Gym Workouts, Music Jams? Are those some of your interests? Part-time paid mentor needed to make a meaningful difference in the life of a 23-year-old man with developmental disabilities. Flexible hours. Interested? For more information call Crystal @ 802-524-6555, ext. 607.

Home Provider and Contracted Community Support Person Support team is looking for a single man or a couple without children, to share their home in Franklin County with a man who has a criminal background history. This man also needs a direct worker who will provide some assistance to his seasonal business. Needs close supervision and monitoring. Must be able to set boundaries, be goal oriented and a team player.Training, respite, and stipend provided. If you would like a challenge and want to make a difference in someone’s life at the same time, please call Gordon at 802-524-0574, ext. 225.

Interactive Community Advocate Looking for a male support person to work in the home of a developmentally disabled man who has CP. Team support and training provided. For more info, contact Gordon at NCSS, 802-524-0574.

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Are you looking for flexibility? If you are interested in being a positive influence in the life of a young man in his early twenties, our recovery-oriented mental health program is looking for you! Seeking a creative, dependable individual to provide community and residential supports.Will need to work both independently and as part of a multi-disciplinary team. Position(s) require creative problem solving, advocacy, assisting in developing independent living skills, socialization and community integration in the Franklin County area. Must be able to communicate well and be open to new learning opportunities. Evening, weekend, and overnight shifts available. Valid driver’s license and good driving record are required.

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HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES COMMUNITY SUPPORT CLINICIANS NEEDED We have a number of case management positions available. These positions are similar in that they are all full-time (37.5 hours per week, usually Monday thru Friday). They all involve serving persons with psychiatric disabilities, with much of the client contact occurring in the community. We are interested in hiring client-centered, enthusiastic clinicians with a good sense of humor. Bachelor’s or Master’s degree in related field required. Experience with persons with mental illnesses and substance abuse preferred. Supervision toward mental health licensure provided. 2 Community Support Clinicians are needed for our general population of adults with psychiatric disabilities. These multidisciplinary teams work out of the 300 Flynn Ave. office. 1 Intensive Case Management Support Clinician is needed to work with young adults and other cases as needed. Must be flexible! Also works out of 300 Flynn office. All positions are now vacant and are the same paygrade. Each requires a valid driver’s license, good driving record and safe, insured vehicle. These are not entry-level positions. Please, send a resume and cover letter to:

Paul Landerl, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401. We accept email applications and letters: paull@howardcenter.org. Your application will be distributed to the supervisor of the position in which you have an interest. We will be hiring as soon as qualified candidates are available. www.howardcenter.org

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HEALTH CARE ASSOCIATE Is the reproductive health of women and girls important to you? PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote, and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all. PPNNE is seeking a compassionate, caring health professional for our busy health center in Barre. Duties include scheduling appointments, setting up charts, answering phones, processing patient charges, taking vital signs, performing basic lab tests, and some patient education. The ideal candidate will be extremely organized and computer savvy, with commitment to outstanding customer service and interest in reproductive health care issues. Medical office experience a plus, but paid training will be provided to the right applicant. Flexible part-time work schedule (22 hours weekly) - starting salary $12.25 with excellent benefits. If you are interested in a supportive, team-oriented workplace where you can make a living while making a difference, please send cover letter and resume by June 2nd to:

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT LODGING MANAGER Manage the daily lodging operations including 60 hotel rooms and 70 condominium rental units, night audit and housekeeping. Customer service, revenue management, daily management of property management system and Internet distribution partnerships. Excellent customer service skills, hospitality and related industry experience preferred.

SR. STAFF ACCOUNTANT Supervise accounting staff, accounts payable, accounts receivable, monitor daily accounting activities, reconcile and analyze accounts, reconcile bank statements, prepare financial reports, and more. Small office environment. College degree in accounting/finance, and related industry experience preferred.

JR. STAFF ACCOUNTANT Perform specific accounting duties to support the daily business activities of the resort, reconcile and analyze accounts, reconcile bank statements, post and reconcile daily activities and deposits, accounts payables, accounts receivable, etc. Small office environment. College degree in accounting/ finance and related industry experience preferred.

SALES MANAGER Generate new wedding, meeting and bus group leads through prospecting initiatives and proposals; generate repeat business. Some overnight travel required. College degree and 2-3 years related experience. Proven sales ability, customer service and excellent written & verbal communication skills. Strong network of contacts in the resort/hospitality industry is a plus.

Please send resume & cover letter to hr@boltonvalley.com. Come join Vermont’s innovative, energy-efficiency organization! We’re a nonprofit organization dedicated to saving energy and improving our environment. We’re looking for energetic, enthusiastic and environmentally motivated individuals to join our terrific team. This position requires excellent customer service, written and oral communication, word processing, spread sheet and database skills. EOE.

MARKETING PROJECT MANAGER Work with the business development and energy services teams to promote our services to targeted markets. Coordinate the creation and production of marketing brochures, print advertising, and public relations materials, including press kits and newsletters. Plan and execute media events, special community events, and trade shows/meetings. Requires three years of advertising, marketing, and public relations experience, excellent copywriting and design skills and an ability to work within a team environment, supporting the needs of internal clients, designers, media, marketing consultants and vendors in a timely manner. Please email resume and cover letter by 5/26 to:

resume@veic.org or mail to: VEIC Recruitment 255 South Champlain Street, Suite 7 Burlington, VT 05401 Visit our site to learn more about VEIC: www.veic.org.

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Community Based Case Manager Seeking a recovery-oriented mental health clinician to provide case management services to persons with serious mental illness. This is an outreach-based position that includes counseling, service coordination, skills teaching, and advocacy. We are interested in hiring a client-centered, enthusiastic clinician with a good sense of humor. Bachelor or Master’s Degree in related field with a minimum of one-year experience working with persons with mental illness. Motivated individual able to multitask. Supervision toward mental health licensure provided.

Mental Health Counselor, Full-Time. Innovative treatment team assisting individuals with serious mental illness in the process of recovery seeks full time staff. This is a great opportunity to get your foot-in-the-door at a well-respected mental health agency. Duties include teaching, coaching and modeling essential life skills, observing and assessing rapidly changing emotional states and compassionate and effective intervention as necessary. Some evenings or weekend hours required. Competitive salary and benefits. Experience in mental health and BA preferred. Creativity, sense of humor, commitment to the recovery model, ability to work well with a team, good driving record and safe, reliable, insured vehicle are required.

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DireCTor oF The Franklin GranD iSle earlY ChilDhooD aDviSorY CounCil anD SuCCeSS bY Six This is a full-time position to manage Early Childhood Council and Success by Six activities, facilitate a cohesive network of children and family programs and organizations, promote activities and policies that positively influence early childhood issues, organize meetings and events that support the sharing of information and ideas, and infuse and manage financial resources into local early childhood issues, Competitive salary and rich benefit package.

Work exPerienCe DeSireD: • Evidence of experience in nonprofit management and leadership, at least three years preferred. • Ability to work effectively with families and professionals from a wide variety of backgrounds • Success in obtaining grants • Experience with community and grassroots development • At least a Bachelor’s degree in Public Administration, Public Policy, or an education, health, or human service-related field, or equivalent experience and education. If the chance to be on the cutting edge of community development, early childhood and family services work in an award-winning community appeals to you, please submit a cover letter, resume and three references by May 26th to:

Director Search Committee The Franklin County early Childhood Programs FnWSu 100 robin hood Drive Swanton, vermont 05488. EOE. No phone calls, please.

Licensed Nursing Assistants Being an LNA with the Visiting Nurse Association means providing personalized, one-on-one care for your whole client in the comfort of their own homes. You’ll work in a supportive environment, surrounded by a team of professionals.

� Vermont Respite House: Per Diem positions available during all shifts providing direct care to our residents. Knowledge of and comfort with the process of death and dying needed.

� Hospice & Palliative Care: Per Diem positions available assisting clients & their families. Knowledge of and comfort with the process of death and dying needed.

� Adult Home Care: Full time, part-time & per diem positions available working with adults in need of intermittent health care services. Being an LNA with the VNA enables you to have a lifelong impact on those you care for.

For more information or to apply, please contact Cathy at 802-860-4450 or check us out online at www.vna-vermont.org. EOE. Our Employees are the � of the VNA!

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FOLSOM EDUCATION & COMMUNITY CENTER CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT EarthscapEs, Inc. Shelburne, VT

Join our small team April through November. Hard work: lots of digging, no mowing, generous pay, appreciative employer. Must be responsible driver with own transportation. (802) 985-0700. Earthscapes, Inc., is a professional landscaping company serving customers in the Champlain Valley with landscaping design, plantings, hardscapes: patios, walks, walls, and pondscapes.

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Year-round position includes all aspects of building cleaning, ordering necessary supplies. Previous school experience is preferred. Must have a strong work ethic and the ability to work around children. Competitive salary and benefits. Position to begin July 1, 2006. Send resume and three letters of reference to:

Office of Administration 5038 US Route 2, North Hero, VT 05474. EOE.

FIREFIGHTER/EMT Williston Fire Department has openings for full-time Firefighters/ EMTs. Responsibilities include: fire suppression activities, emergency medical services, hazardous materials mitigation, and routine maintenance of emergency vehicles, equipment and fire station. Minimum requirements at time of application are: 18 years of age, high school diploma or GED, valid driver’s license, current Vermont Firefighter I or equivalent, and current EMT certification preferred. For additional information, please see our website www.willistonfire.com. Send resume by June 2, 2006 to:

Williston Fire Department Attn: Chief Morton 7900 Williston Road, Williston, VT 05495. The Town of Williston is an EOE.

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LAMOILLE VALLEY TRUANCY PROGRAM CASE MANAGER POSITION AVAILABLE Seeking a youth- and family-oriented, creative professional to serve as case manager in grant-funded, widely respected truancy intervention program. The successful candidate for this part-time position (20 hours per week) will possess: a high level of comfort working in multiple settings (e.g., home, school, community), strong communication skills, an ability to work independently, and good common sense. Priority will be given to applicants with a Bachelor’s degree, experience with children/youth and a working knowledge of school systems. Competitive salary, team-oriented work environment, and flexible work hours. Position open until filled. Respond with cover letter and resume to: Carol Maloney, Lamoille Court Diversion Restorative Justice Programs, Inc., P.O. Box 148, Hyde Park, VT 05655.

TEACHING INTERVENTIONIST – INCLUSION PROGRAM We are looking to hire a motivated Teaching Interventionist to provide one-to-one programming within the public school setting for an elementary-age female student with developmental disabilities and significant emotionalbehavioral challenges. Job responsibilities include academic instruction and planning, life skills instruction, peer milieu and community integration. Position requires individuals to be capable of managing verbally and physically aggressive behavior. Position requires comfort with assisting child with personal care needs. Position is full-time + full benefits, year-round starting July. Elementary or Special Ed. Teacher Certification required. Submit your resume and 3 references to: MauraS@howardcenter.org.

PROGRAM INTERVENTIONIST Provide 1:1 support to children who are experiencing severe emotional and behavioral challenges. These therapeutic services focus on assisting children in developing adaptive skills necessary to remain in their home, school, and community settings. Applicants must possess good therapeutic and rapport-building skills, be a team-oriented participant, and be a positive advocate for the children and families they serve. BA req. Valid VT driver’s license, and auto insurance req. 37.5 hours/week; afternoons and evenings. Extensive training, benefits. Submit resume to: Aimee Upchurch, at address below.

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR-ATWOOD HOUSE HC2-1, NON-EXEMPT, BARGAINING UNIT One full-time position available. Join our long-term residential program working with 6-14-year-old children who are experiencing significant emotional, behavioral and psychiatric challenges. Duties include using a therapeutic relationship to model appropriate life skills, teach conflict resolution strategies, model healthy emotional regulation and assist in the daily living of the children in care. Full-time varied hours may include evenings and weekends. Milieu experience preferred. Please send resume to:

Prudence Trombly The Baird Center 1138 Pine St. Burlington, VT 05401 Phone: 660-0141. EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. Visit our website at www.howardcenter.org for a full listing of open positions.

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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR ACADEMIC SUPPORT PROGRAMS/ACCESS Academic Support Programs is seeking an Assistant Director to administer the ACCESS program. Responsibilities will include: provide consultation to the campus community to facilitate full inclusion of students with disabilities; manage technical services; supervise provision of services to enrolled and prospective UVM students with disabilities; and manage a small caseload. Master's degree in learning disabilities, school psychology, social work, special education, or related field and three years' related experience directing a program(s) with supervisory duties required, or an equivalent combination. Knowledge of disability law and excellent interpersonal and written communication skills required. Commitment to diversity and inclusion required. Demonstrated commitment to social justice issues, particularly related to promoting full inclusion of people with disabilities and/or Universal Design. Postsecondary disability services experience, consultation and training skills, and familiarity with policy development highly desirable. For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume and cover letter for # 031432, visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com Tel:802-656-3494. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women, individuals with disabilities and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger Join an energetic, results-oriented statewide organization building sustainable solutions to hunger.

ANTI-HUNGER ORGANIZER AND POLICY SPECIALIST – FT Seeking collaborative, critical thinker to join our experienced program team in a new community anti-hunger initiative. Provide technical assistance, community education, and advocacy for federal nutrition programs. Ability to analyze policies, regulations and data. BA and 3+ years experience in health, human services, education, policy or advocacy. Resume and cover letter by May 22.

DEVELOPMENT ASSISTANT – FT/PT Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. -Norman MacEwan

Interim Respite Home Provider CVS is looking for an individual or couple to provide interim respite to individuals with disabilities in their home. The ideal home will have an available bedroom, and the flexibility to provide both planned and emergent care. Compensation, training, handicap alterations to the home, and ongoing supervision is provided. For more information, please contact Randy Sightler at extension 117, rsightler@cvsvt.org.

Community Inclusion Facilitators CVS is seeking dynamic and energetic people to provide one-on-one inclusion supports to a variety of individuals with developmental disabilities. Work with a team of professionals assisting individuals to reach goals and realize dreams. An excellent job for those first entering the field of human services. We are currently offering two, fully benefited, part-time positions. If you are interested in joining our diverse team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@cvsvt.org.

Home Care Provider Champlain Vocational Services is seeking a dedicated individual to provide companionship and oversight to an energetic woman in her South Burlington home. The ideal candidate will support this woman in maintaining her independence. Please contact Brent Hewey at extension 119 or email at bhewey@cvsvt.org.

Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511 Fax: (802) 655-5207 E.O.E.

Seeking lead grant writer to join our development team. Responsible for federal, state, corporate, and foundation funding research and grant proposal writing. Assist with special events, member relations, publications, etc. Previous development / fundraising experience required. Resume and cover letter by May 22.

Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 Belliott@vtnohunger.org

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EMPLOYMENT

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS Edmunds Elementary SVD9585 Site Coord, Burl After-School

SVD9819 Spanish Teacher 80% of Full Time SVD8951 SPED Teacher SVD10057 V. Boys X Country Running Coach SVD10058 V. Girls Basketball Coach SVD10059 V. Girls Hockey Coach Union Memorial School SVD10056 Elementary Teacher (Antic)

COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT Colchester High School SVD9212 Asst Principal - Systems

ADDISON CENTRAL SU Vermont Data Consortium SVD9918 Executive Director

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU B.F.A. St. Albans SVD9989 Asst Principal

SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT Springfield High School SVD9900 Asst Principal

CHITTENDEN EAST SU

SVD9600 Special Svcs Coord (Antic)

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School SVD9099 Asst Principal

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU

SVD9209 Coord of Employ, Trans & Related Stu

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU

SVD9846 Dir of Curr, Assess & Prof. Dev. Champlain Valley Union High School SVD10062 House Director/Administrator

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS

SVD9082 Asst, Burl After-School SVD8987 Bus Aide, Sub SVD9972 Child Care Lead Instructor SVD9716 Driver SVD9425 Subs, Elem and Middle Level Burlington High School SVD9081 JV Cross Country Coach SVD9863 Lang Arts Teacher SVD9162 Para, Health Asst, 0.4 FTE SVD9864 Science Teacher H.O. Wheeler SVD10023 Special Educator, 1.0 FTE Edmunds Elementary SVD10069 Elementary Educator SVD10032 Guidance Teacher, 0.4 FTE Edmunds Middle School SVD9588 Para-educator SVD9862 Science Teacher SVD9378 Soccer Coach(es), Girls A and B SVD10068 SPED, 1 Yr Only SVD9377 Student Assist Prog Couns Hunt Middle School SVD9019 Intens Spec Needs Tchr, 0.5 FTE SVD8799 Music Teacher, 06/07 SVD9020 SPED Teacher, 0.2 FTE J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD10020 Nurse, 0.8 FTE

COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT

SVD9658 Autism Specialist SVD10054 English Lang Learner Tchr 50% FTE Colchester Middle School SVD9628 Computer Lab Monitor SVD10055 Social Studies Teacher SVD9627 Technology Asst Colchester High School SVD9624 Business Ed Teacher 40% FTE SVD10060 Dance Team Coach SVD8369 Head Cook SVD9625 Choral Teacher 40% of Full Time

SOUTH BURLINGTON SD

SVD10003 Speech Lang Pathologist SVD5603 Sub Food Svcs Workers SVD9578 Summer Speech/Lang Pathologist SVD9579 Summer Speech/Lang Pathologist F H Tuttle Middle School SVD9401 Library Asst 06/07 Sch Yr SVD9576 Para-educator Level I SVD9573 Summer Para-educators, Level I SVD9396 Summer Teachers MS/HS Chamberlin School SVD8960 Para-educator Level I SVD9952 Para Level I 06/07 Sch Yr SVD9575 Summer Para, Level I, EEE SVD9574 Summer Para, Level I SVD9395 Summer Elementary Teachers Orchard School SVD9577 School Nurse, 0.40 FTE 06/07 Sch Yr

ADDISON CENTRAL SU

SVD9808 Computer Technician SVD9544 Speech/Lang Pathologist Middlebury High School SVD10002 Libr/Media Clerical Asst 0.4 FTE SVD9979 Intens Needs Summer Prog Paras Bridport Elementary School SVD10033 Special Educator 0.5 FTE SVD9594 Upper Elementary Teachers Cornwall Elementary School SVD9701 Literacy Teacher 0.40 FTE SVD9176 Class Teacher (Grade TBD) SVD9178 Class Teacher or Special Ed SVD9179 Guidance Counselor SVD9618 Special Education SVD9177 Spec Educator/Learning Spec Weybridge Elementary School SVD9543 Speech/Lang Pathologist K-6

ADDISON NORTHEAST SU

SVD2980 Sub Teachers & Assts Beeman Elementary School SVD9872 Tech Support Specialist Mt. Abraham Union High School SVD9426 School Nurse LT Sub SVD9875 Smr School Earth Science Tchr Bristol Elementary School SVD9685 Speech/Lang Path LT Sub Lincoln Community School SVD9988 School Librarian 0.60 FTE

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU Fairfield Center School SVD9568 Lang Arts Grade 7/8 SVD8680 Teacher of the Deaf St. Albans City School SVD9752 Speech/Lang Path 0.6 FTE SVD9515 Third Grade Teacher SVD9753 MS Reading Tchr/Coach SVD9517 Reading Recov - Title I Teacher SVD9514 School Nurse/Assoc LTS 8/06-4/07 SVD9516 Special Educator (Elem Level) St. Albans Town School SVD9632 Special Educator B.F.A. St. Albans SVD9822 Para-Educator SVD9103 Physics/Chemistry Teacher SVD9799 Special Ed, Learning Ctr & CIP SVD9537 LT Sub-Early Childhood Sp. Ed SVD9526 Open Doors Public Relations Spec SVD9536 Speech Lang/Path- Early Child SVD6738 Sub Tchr for Early Child Progs SVD9538 Summer Early Child Progs Tchr

FRANKLIN WEST SU Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD9800 High School Math Teacher SVD9510 LT Sub Behav Spec 06/07 SVD4782 Sub Teacher Fletcher Elementary SVD9797 Music Tchr, 0.2 FTE (1 day/wk)

SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD9870 Half Time SPED Teacher Riverside Middle School SVD9686 SPED Teacher Park Street School SVD9420 Elementary Music Teacher River Valley Technical Center SVD7681 Adult Ed Instructors SVD9977 Carpentry Instructor SVD9379 Manufacturing Instr 0.5 FTE

CHITTENDEN EAST SU Brewster Pierce Memorial School SVD9558 Elem Librarian 0.6 FTE SVD9272 PT Elementary Music Teacher SVD9559 Pre-School/Early Child Teacher Browns River Middle School SVD9681 Math Tchr w/ Engl or Soc Studies Camel’s Hump Middle School SVD9930 Math Teacher - 1 Yr SVD9931 Social Studies Teacher Mt. Mansfield Union High School SVD9876 Math Teacher 0.4 FTE SVD9104 Learning Lab Tutor (Antic) Underhill Central Elementary SVD9093 LT Sub Elem. Phys Ed SVD9496 Reading/Math Res Tchr 0.6 FTE SVD9265 Special Educator LT Sub Underhill ID Elementary SVD9767 Art Teacher 0.3 FTE SVD9688 Elem Foreign Lang Tchr 0.9 FTE SVD9761 Grade 5/6 MS Teacher

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU

SVD5360 Sub Positions Essex High School SVD9857 Admin Asst - Guid Office SVD10071 Art Teacher SVD9622 Custodian SVD9919 Design & Tech Ed Tchr SVD8710 Driver Education Tchr SVD9999 Food Svc Asst - FT SVD10001 Food Svc Asst - PT SVD10014 Math Teacher SVD9589 School Guidance Couns SVD9584 Spanish Teacher SVD9583 Special Educator Case Mgr Albert D. Lawton Intermed School SVD9879 School Guidance Couns SVD9902 School Nurse Thomas Fleming Elem School SVD9592 Art Teacher SVD9998 Cafeteria Worker Summit Street Elementary School SVD9851 Mainstream Teaching Asst Hiawatha Elementary School SVD9586 Art Teacher SVD9852 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD9997 Preschool Teaching Asst Westford Elementary School SVD9497 Music Teacher Center for Technology, Essex SVD10005 Building Tech Instr Aide SVD10065 Building Tech Teacher SVD10007 Business Academy Instr Aide SVD9901 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD10008 Natural Resources Instr Aide SVD10004 Pre-Tech Instructional Aide SVD10063 Pre-Tech Teacher Essex Junction Recreation and Parks SVD9996 Licensed Childcare Site Coord SVD9495 St Support & Instr Svcs Asst Early Essential Education SVD9590 Interventionist

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU

SVD9871 Reading Coaches (Antic) SVD9815 Early Ed Special Educator SVD9208 School Psychologist SVD9210 Technology Coord Berkshire Elementary School SVD9691 Librarian/Technology SVD9695 Phys Education Teacher SVD9693 SPED Teacher Bakersfield Elementary School SVD9692 SPED Teacher Enosburg Falls Middle/High School SVD10051 MS English Teacher (Antic) SVD9285 SPED Para-educators SVD9939 SPED Teacher Cold Hollow Career Center SVD9280 Allied Health Teacher SVD9279 Construction Trades Teacher Richford Elementary School SVD9284 SPED Para-educator Richford Jr-Sr High School SVD9294 English Teacher SVD9292 Math Teacher SVD9697 Science Teacher SVD9696 SPED Teacher Montgomery Elementary School SVD10050 Guidance Counselor (Antic) SVD9282 MS Social Studies Teacher

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU Williston School District SVD9501 Case Mgr/Integr Spec 0.6 FTE SVD9905 Enrich/Math Teacher 0.2 FTE SVD9904 Health Office Asst/Nurse LT Sub Hinesburg Community School SVD9076 Enrichment Teacher SVD9078 Plan Rm Super/Behavior Spec SVD9077 SPED Teacher - 0.50 FTE Charlotte Central School SVD8983 Consult Tchr 0.60 FTE (Antic) SVD9522 Third Grade Teacher SVD9523 Fifth Grade Teacher SVD8990 Integration Specialist SVD8993 Night Custodian SVD8995 Para-educators SVD8991 Speech/Lang Path Shelburne Community School SVD9689 Alpha Team Mid Level Tchr - Gr 6-8 SVD9549 One-On-One Paraprofessional SVD9529 Paraprofessional SVD9550 Team Para-educator Champlain Valley Union High School SVD10061 Food Svc Position SVD8671 Special Education RUTLAND CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD8576 Para-educator SVD9475 Registered Occupat Therapist SVD9777 School Psychologist Northwest Primary SVD9519 Kinder-Grade One Looping Rutland Intermediate School SVD9520 Grade 3 Teacher SVD9521 Grade 5 Teacher Rutland Middle School SVD9673 Guidance Counselor SVD10025 Music Ed w/ Emphasis on Vocal/General SVD9789 Social Studies Teacher SVD9296 Special Educator Rutland High School SVD8771 Guidance Counselor SVD10009 Mathematics Stafford Technical Center SVD9694 Occupat Family-Cons Sciences Instr Rutland Middle/High School SVD8574 Speech/Lang Pathologist Northeast Primary/Northwest Primary SVD9672 Speech/Lang Pathologist

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Part-Time Print/Pre-Press position in OS X environment. Skills with Quark, Illustrator, Photoshop, and Acrobat Pro are necessary; flexibility in meeting challenges is paramount.

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NFI is an expanding, statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families seeking energetic, committed, professional team members for the following positions:

DATA ENTRY COORDINATOR

NURSING DIRECTOR

Burlington, VT

to manage our medical detox unit. An RN with administrative and supervisory experience is preferred. Excellent pay and leadership opportunity in a growing organization. Our Primary Care Unit is expanding with additional nursing and physician hours.

NFI is seeking a data entry coordinator. Primary responsibilities include proofing and inputting data into our clinical software system. Position is a 30 - 40 hours (5 days/wk) benefits-eligible position. If interested, please send cover letter and resume to address below:

MEDICAL CLAIMS ASSOCIATE

• RN/LPN, nights • PT positions

So. Burlington, VT

Explore opportunities to learn and grow professionally in the specialty area of addiction and co-occurring disorders. Excellent pay and benefits. Come grow with us. Mail, fax or email resumes to:

Maple Leaf Farm 10 Maple Leaf Road Underhill, VT 05489. email: info@mapleleaf.org. 802-899-2911 • Fax: 802-899-2327.

We’re Hiring – Join Our Team!

Looking for a great place to work that offers a competitive salary and benefits? We are seeking a team member to provide: • Medicaid and third party billing follow up. • Payment posting. • Third party and self-pay collections. Requirements include knowledge of insurance billing, general accounting and Excel software. Send cover letter and resume by May 24 to: Kathy Pettengill NFI Vermont, 30 Airport Rd. So. Burlington, VT 05403 • www.nafi.com • EOE Fax: 802-658-0126 • email: KathyPettengill@nafi.com Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together

Career Opportunity!

Accountant RESIDENTIAL INSTRUCTORS We are seeking Residential Instructors (RI) to be responsible for the supervision of the male dorms, for adolescents with language-based learning disabilities and for the one-on-one instructions and guidance related to the skills needed for lifelong success. Ideal candidates should be knowledgeable in areas of learning disabilities, adolescent development, behavioral management techniques and have extra-curricular interests to share with the students. Residential Instructor positions include an on-campus apartment.The position and training begins on August 16, 2006. Please submit letter of interest and resume to:

Katrina Feyerherm 9505 Williston Road Williston, VT 05495 Phone: 802-434-6957 Fax: 802-434-5512 mailto:kfeyerherm@pineridgeschool.com.

(Search Re-Opened) City Market is looking for a full-time Accountant to perform general accounting functions, monitor accounts receivable, prepare reconciliations of general ledger accounts, assist with Accounts Payable entries, process weekly payroll as needed, and become proficient in finance and POS software. Must have an Associate’s degree in Accounting and at least four years experience in general ledger and subsidiary accounting, some experience with payroll processes, be highly skilled in communication, possess excellent customer service skills, with an ability to maintain a high degree of confidentiality, an attention to detail and the ability to shift priorities and multitask. We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid timeoff, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! EOE Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coop or send your resume via email or snail-mail to: CITY MAR KET–HR 82 S. Wi no o sk i Ave ., Sui te 2 Bu r li ng ton, VT 05401 Jobs@ci t ym ar ke t.c o op

Onion River Co-op

Director of Sales & Marketing Small Dog Electronics is presently looking for the right person to join our team as Director of Sales & Marketing. The ideal candidate must have a strong background in sales and marketing management. Please email Don@smalldog.com. No phone calls please. For more details, visit our web site.

Responsibilities: • Creating and implementing marketing and communication plans (including public relations, electronic, print and word of mouth advertising). • Creating and implementing sales strategies to ensure company growth, especially in expanding sales initiative for Small Dog labeled product. • Champions cooperative marketing programs, working with purchasing department and vendors. • Collaborates with web development staff, retail and sales department to create best possible shopping environment on web, via telephone and in our retail store. • Identifies and manages the successful planning, execution and evaluation of sales initiatives.

Small Dog Electronics is a non-smoking environment, smokers need not apply. We are a member of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility. Small Dog Electronics, Inc. is an equal employment opportunity employer.

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EMPLOYMENT We’re seeking Topnotch talent! We are accepting applications at Stowe’s only preferred Hotel & Resort.

PART-TIME

KIDS’ PROGRAM COORDINATOR & COUNSELORS

NOW HIRING FOR THE POSITION OF

FRONT OFFICE MANAGER

Swim Instructors

Topnotch Resort and Spa is looking for a Kids’ Program Coordinator and Counselors for the summer. The Coordinator will be responsible for the Kids’ Program at Topnotch to include outdoor activities along with promoting a safe and fun environment. The Coordinator needs to be CPR and First Aid certified and have previous experience with a kids’ program.

Needed to teach YMCA swim lessons Mon-Thurs evening and Saturday. CPR/First Aid certified required, all other certifications a plus. Membership benefits and training opportunities. Contact Tad Hoehl at 862-9622 or phoehl@gbymca.org. EOE.

Candidate should be organized, detail-oriented, flexible, possess superior guest service and team building skills. Knowledge of SMS Host and Triple A Four Diamond a plus but will train the right candidate.

Lifeguards

Must be willing to work some night and weekend shifts. Salary commensurate with experience. Position requires hardworking, energetic team player. Able to lift up to 50 lbs., safely.

Responsible, mature, outgoing individuals needed at the YMCA. Certification a must. Membership benefits. Contact Jessica Brearley at 862-9622 or jbrearley@gbymca.org. EOE.

In addition, Topnotch is seeking Counselors to work with the Coordinator as caregivers, and support. The Counselors should also be CPR and First Aid certified; in addition, Lifeguard certified is a plus. Please contact Human Resources at:

email: frana@vtculinaryresort.com Fax: 802-764-1494 Write: HR Department 70 Essex Way, Essex, VT 05452

Part-Time Step Aerobic Instructors Needed immediately at the YMCA. Previous experience preferred. Benefits include fitness membership and competitive salary. Contact Adria Bahr at 862-9622 or abahr@gbymca.org. EOE.

802-253-6420 or email hr@topnotchresort.com. Visit us on our website at: www.topnotchresort.com to complete an application.

The Inn at Essex is an EOE employer.

Stern Center for Language and Learning

NICU Family Support Specialist 20 hours/week

~ ...because all great minds don’t think alike!~

Develop and implement informational, emotionally supportive, and inspirational programs to parents of Vermont Children‘s Hospital Neonatal Intensive Care (NICU) babies and to NICU staff within the NICU setting. Identify areas of program needs for the purpose of developing and implementing programs responsive to those needs. This is accomplished through researching the NICU setting, developing supportive relationships with NICU families and staff, and collaboration between the Vermont Chapter of the March of Dimes and the Vermont Children’s Hospital. Please send resume to:

PART-TIME DEVELOPMENT AND PUBLIC RELATIONS ASSISTANT

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The Stern Center for Language and Learning in Williston seeks a part-time development and public relations assistant for 20 hours per week. We are looking for a self-motivated, team player with excellent communication and interpersonal skills who is able to multitask, adapt to changing priorities while paying close attention to detail. The position will include administrative duties, project and event management and marketing work. Experience in one of these areas a plus. Please mail or email your resume to:

Lunch and dinner shifts. Experience in fast-paced, high volume preferred. Must be available from May through October. On & off-site housing available. For more information, please contact Basin Harbor Club Human Resources at:

Director of Human Resources Stern Center for Language and Learning 135 Allen Brooks Lane Williston, VT 05495 Tel: 802-878-2332 • Fax: 802-857-0327 careers@sterncenter.org

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Air Pollution/IAQ Project Manager Performs field assessments for Indoor Air Quality (IAQ) and designs stack tests; develops proposals, work scopes, and reports for IAQ projects; substantial client interaction. Successful candidate must have good writing and organizational skills; 2-4 years experience; BS or higher degree in air pollution or related field. Email resume to: skittredge@q-city.com or fax to: 860-1014.

Northeastern Family Institute

NFI is an expanding, statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families seeking energetic, committed, professional team members for the following positions:

PROGRAM COORDINATOR – Residential Home Responsibilities include: providing senior leadership in direct work with residents, managing and overseeing behavioral program, facilities issues, assisting with supervision of staff, interns, respite staff, care coordination of youth, and administration tasks. Need someone who can work day & evening shifts. Must have a minimum of 2 years experience with youth and families. Supervision experience REQUIRED. Fax resume to 802-658-0126, ATTN: Danielle Bragg or email to: DanielleBragg@nafi.com Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together

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VERMONT FOODBANK Ending Hunger in Vermont

The Foodbank is seeking to fill the following positions:

Executive/IT Support

The Vermont Foodbank of South Barre seeks an energetic, multitasking person who will provide administrative support to the CEO, and serve as IT point person for Foodbank technology systems. College degree or appropriate experience required, including working knowledge of common software applications. Send resume and cover letter.

Communications Specialist

The Vermont Foodbank of South Barre is seeking an energetic leader who will manage a comprehensive and strategic communications program. Bachelor’s degree and 3 years experience in communications, PR or marketing. EOE. Send resume, writing sample and cover letter. Apply by June 15, 2006 to:

Julie-Ann Graves at jgraves@secondharvest.org The Vermont Foodbank, Inc. is an EOE.

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COMMUNITY RECOVERY SPECIALIST Bachelor’s degree preferred. Assist consumers who experience chronic psychiatric symptoms transitioning into their community, sustaining and building community relationships and taking an active role in their treatment. Candidate should possess the ability to develop and lead recovery-focused groups. Excellent written and verbal skills, flexibility, the ability to work well in a team environment and demonstrated ability to work with this population is required. One full-time and one 20-hour position. Afternoons, evenings and overnights. Weekends a must. Submit resume to:

Rutland Mental Health, EOE Human Resources PO Box 222, Rutland, VT 05702.

Immediate Waitstaff Openings We are seeking waitstaff to provide professional and friendly service to patrons in our high volume restaurant. Prior experience is helpful. We offer employee meals, discounts, benefits and the use of an indoor/outdoor pool.

The Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT 05403

Fax: 802-651-0640 Email: selena@windjammergroup.com.

Shaken Baby Syndrome Prevention Manager/Trainer Prevent Child Abuse Vermont seeks a full-time Shaken Baby Syndrome Prevention Manager/Trainer for 6 north/ central Vermont counties. We’re looking for an experienced trainer with excellent oral/written communication skills; ability to work well with parents, health and human services providers and educators. Excellent organizational and computer skills a must. Reliable transportation required. RN preferred. Position is based in Montpelier. Send cover letter, resume and 3 references to:

SEARCH • PO Box 829 Montpelier, VT 05601-0829 EOE.

E-COMMERCE CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE Part-time Position

Chips & Bits, an e-tailer of computer games based in Richmond, VT, is seeking an energetic team member for part-time customer service and support. This person will primarily be responsible for providing prompt and professional customer service via phone and email. Qualified candidate will be proficient with MS Office applications and XP operating system, is Internet savvy and has some familiarity with e-commerce. Effective written and verbal communication skills are a must. Knowledge of computer games is a plus. Hours can be exible. Send text resume and cover letter to:

lhalgas@chipsbits.com

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employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | may 17-24, 2006 | 7D Classifieds 45B

EMPLOYMENT

Diversified high-end woodworking shop with low turnover and a stable workload is seeking highly skilled, motivated professional for a full-time/longterm AutoCAD/Data CAD position. Woodworking experience a definite plus. Excellent benefits/401K, competitive wages and opportunity for growth. www.starkmountain.com. Send resume to:

359 South St. New Haven, VT 05472 Fax: 802-453-5429 or email: skimmer@starkmountain.com.

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DR® PoweR equiPment PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD331, Vergennes, VT 05491 email: jobs@drpower.com, fax: 802-877-1229. DR® Power Equipment is anEqual Opportunity Employer.

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Paw Print & Mail 12 Gregory Drive So. Burlington, VT 05403 Phone: 802-865-2872 Fax: 802-862-5508 or email to: tbrassard@paw-prints.com.

DR® Power Equipment is looking for a Seasonal Product Tester at our Charlotte, VT, facility to field test various outdoor power products. If you have the ability to confidently operate power equipment, excel in detail and are a team player, we want to hear from you! Please apply in person at our Factory Store in Vergennes, or send your resume and letter of interest to:

5/15/06

Consider bringing your experience to work for our great company. Enjoy your own space in an organized working environment. Must have A/P, A/R, G/L and some benefits experience along with demonstrated skills using spreadsheet & accounting software. 20 hrs/wk, $13-$15 per hour + benefits. Find more information at www.paw-prints.com/companyinfo. mail resume to:

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Hydrogeologist Work will include planning and carrying out groundwater monitoring, water supply investigations, hazardous waste/UST site cleanup, and landfill siting and permitting. Familiarity with typical groundwater contaminants and remediation techniques desired. QUALIFICATIONS: Degree in geology, hydrology, environmental engineering, or related field. Ability to effectively interact with clients and other professionals. EXPERIENCE: Three to five years of applicable experience and professional certification preferred. Email resume to skittredge@q-city.com or fax to 802-860-1014.

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ARE YOU A PERSON WHO WANTS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONE’S LIFE AND CAN HANDLE A CHALLENGE?

Full-time, temporary DATA ENTRY positions. The work primarily consists of entering research (numeric data) into a database. Keyboarding experience and high school diploma required. Previous data entry experience preferred. Positions start immediately and end this fall. $8.50/hr to start. Reply with resume to:

Specialized Community Care is looking for committed professionals experienced in working with people with developmental disabilities throughout Vermont. Flexible hours available including overnights/weekends. We are also looking for people to provide weekend respite services in their home. Please contact:

jobvt@burlington.orcmacro.com or mail to: ORC Macro, Attn: NOAA Data Entry 126 College St., Burlington, VT 05401. EOE M/F/D/V

Denise at 802-879-3100. Be sure to leave your name, phone number, and address on our voicemail!

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Individual Teaching Parent Realtor Assistant

Busy Realtor at Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Burlington’s largest real estate company, is looking for a Realtor assistant. The ideal candidate for this part-time position must have the ability to manage multiple tasks; possess computer knowledge; have superb telephone skills; and the aptitude to follow through on projects. Prior real estate experience and good sense of humor a plus. Interested? Fax, email, or mail a resume in confidence to:

Karen Waters Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 346 Shelburne Rd., Burlington, VT 05401. Email: karen@hickokandboardman.com. Fax: 802-658-7616

Allenbrook Homes for Youth is seeking a part-time Individual Teaching Parent to work in a group home for teens to support full-time staff during the summer months. Responsibilities will include teaching social and living skills, transportation, and some household duties. This is a great opportunity for a college student. Must have a driver’s license and participate in a criminal record check. Send resume and references to:

Allenbrook Homes for Youth 102 Allen Road, South Burlington, VT 05403 or call 802-658-1433.

Shelburne Plastics, a well established South Burlington manufacturer of plastic bottles and containers, has openings on all three shifts. If you are looking for steady work and a good benefit package, look no further. Starting pay is based on experience with performance reviews and possible salary adjustments every three months during your first year. You must be safety conscious and have the ability to operate one or more production machines as directed. You will visually inspect, package and load bottles in the warehouse or on trucks. You will be responsible for keeping machines and the work area clean. If you are inexperienced, we will train you. If you have mechanical abilities, you might progress to a mechanical technician position. You must be willing to work a six-day week. Work is repetitive and machine paced. You must be capable of lifting 50 lbs. and standing for long periods of time. Interviews will be held every day from 9am to 11am at our 8 Harbor View Road location (Harbor View Road is off Shelburne Road, just past the Holiday Inn and Howard Johnson’s). Come on over and meet with us! EOE

Shelburne Plastics

TODDLER TEACHER Hunger Mountain Children’s Center

Immediate openings! Engaging minds that change the world

COORDINATOR OF OFF-CAMPUS SERVICES STUDENT & COMMUNITY RELATIONS The UVM Office of Student and Community Relations seeks a coordinator to provide resources and support to students living offcampus. The coordinator will develop and implement initiatives that foster and sustain successful relations between off-campus students and their neighbors; provide support for students from underrepresented groups to access university and Burlington resources; encourage and provide opportunities to students for becoming active and responsible members of the neighborhoods in which they live; and facilitate communication between residents and students. Bachelor's degree in community relations or a related field and two to three years of student and community relations experience required, or an equivalent combination. Effective communication, interpersonal, and conflict resolution skills required. Must have a demonstrated commitment to and comfort with issues of diversity and social justice. Understanding of the Burlington and UVM communities and their policies desirable. For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter, and a list of references for #031439, visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com Tel: 802-656-3494. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

The largest Herman Miller dealership, a leading resource in the contract office furniture industry, is seeking dynamic sales professional to join our team in Burlington, VT. Candidate will possess a college degree, strong interpersonal & time-management skills, computer proficiency, enthusiasm & the ability to work in a fast-paced environment — office furniture experience preferred.

If you love working with small children, then we have a job opportunity for you. Seeking a toddler teacher to work with children 1-2 years. Experience necessary and flexibility a must! Full-time positions with competitive wages, benefits and a great work environment.

DAILY SUBSTITUTES NEEDED. Please send resumé and 3 letters of reference to:

HMCC, Executive Director 123 South Main St. Waterbury, VT 05676

We offer a competitive comp & benefits package, an exceptional work environment & potential for career growth. Please send your resume via email to:

Call 802-244-5544 for more info or email hmcc@verizon.net with Toddler Teacher Application in the subject line.

cciotti@cop-inc.com or fax 617-261-4944. No phone calls, please. EEO.

Call about limited child care openings, ages 2-5.

46B | may 17-24, 2006 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Child Care Center

We are looking to hire Full-time Toddler and Part-time Floater Teachers to work at our center in Essex Junction. Experience preferred. Great pay, benefits, and a fun environment.

Please call 879-9955.

Desk Clerk Super dynamic, self-motivated, outgoing, Burlington

Mkting. Mgr. & Dr.’s Asst. wanted. $12/hr. plus bonuses. Resume to: jlarson@sover.net. 2x2-051006_Back_Clerk

BARTENDING SCHOOL • Hands-on Training • National Certification • Job Assistance

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Needed at Days Inn Shelburne. Sat and Sun, 7am to 3pm. Neat appearance and computer literacy a must. $10 per hour. Permanent position. Call Dyan 802-985-3334 or email resume and photo to: dmolsen@adelphia.net 5/5/06

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The Charlotte Children’s Center is seeking a full-time teacher. We are a NAEYC Center serving children 6 weeks through 6 years. Teachers should be creative, team players, strong communicators. We are also seeking substitutes.

BACKROOM/ CLERK POSITION

Evening & weekend hours a must! Apply in person at: Kerry’s Kwik Stop 249 St. Paul St. Burlington, VT 05401

Lake Champlain Land Trust Conservation Internship

ASSEMBLERS NEEDED! M - F, 6am - 2:30pm, $10/hr

hardware. Local travel, salary commensurate with experience. Excellent benefits. Send resume to:

Call Julie 802-862-6500.

Healthy Living is seeking an energetic, friendly and knowledgeable person to join our amazing staff. 40 hours/week. This position includes: Purchasing, cutting, wrapping and creative demos for our cheese department. Please send resume to: Healthy Living, Attn: Brian Maloney 4 Market Street, So. Burlington, VT 05403 or call 802-863-2569 or email: brian@healthylivingmarket.com. 2x2-051006_Carpenters

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Duties include review of applications and assessment of risk; underwriting and rating all lines of business within authority; preparation of quotes and proposals; correspondence/phone calls from brokers to produce new business; marketing to individual accounts, promotion and development of company programs. Minimum 2+ years of insurance underwriting experience, college degree and/or professional designations preferred, but we are willing to train the right candidate. Strong communication, customer service, computer and organizational skills are necessary. Attractive benefits and salary. Resumes only, no phone calls, please.

email: hreid@sbtinsurance.com smith Bell & Thompson, Inc., attn: KBH PO Box 730, Burlington, Vt 05402-0730 www.sbtinsurance.com

CVCLT 107 North Main St. Barre, VT 05641. EOE.

SUMMER JOBS for the ENVIRONMENT

HISTORIC RESTORATION & CONSTRUCTION CORP.

Medical Facilities Program

Administrative Assistant Central Vermont Community Land Trust, an innovative affordablehousing nonprofit, seeks a motivated, energetic person with strong communication, computer, organizational, general office and IT administration skills to be an Administrative Assistant in our busy office. Full-time position with generous benefits. Please send your resume to:

gbailey@jeffordssteel.com

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Internship available at dynamic conservation organization dedicated to preserving our water and natural areas. Work in all aspects of land conservation from office work, to assisting at public events, to stewardship. A great opportunity to gain experience. Position is in our Burlington office 10 to 40 hours a week depending on candidate’s schedule. We have two openings for summer internships. Unpaid positions, though a small stipend is provided. Send your resume to intern@LCLT.org for consideration.

Perfect for college students!

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End user salesperson for commercial doors and

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part-time with full-time potential Send resume and cover letter telling us your skills, interests and experience. Position entails selling fine art in the gallery and outreach sculpture sales to the public, institutional, and professional arena. If you love sales to sophisticated clientele, please respond to:

West Branch Gallery & Sculpture park po Box 250, Stowe, Vt 05672 or email to: tari@stowevt.net

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MAINTENANCE AND LAWN CARE Part-time Position Available immediately at large South Burlington senior living community. Experience in painting, light maintenance and lawn care required. 25 hours/week. $10/hour.

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KELLOGG-HUBBARD LIBRARY: Seeks administrative officer. Responsible for managing building and grounds, financial systems, human resources. 25 hours. Must be highly motivated, excellent people and administrative skills. Competitive wage and benefits. Send letter and resume to 135 Main St., Montpelier 05602 or contact mhahn@kellogghubbard.lib.vt.us for full job description. EOE. LABORER FOR DELIVERY of commercial building materials. 40 hours +. Great benefits. 802658-3730, John or Brian. LOAN OFFICER: Burlington office seeks motivated individual to call existing accounts and follow through to funding. Training provided. Salary & commission. Christine at 802-6608888, 1-888-674-2200, mhl.corp@yahoo.com. LOCAL DINER looking for weekend and summertime help. Parttime and flexible hours. Contact Earl, 864-5963. NAIL TECHNICIAN WANTED for upscale salon in Shelburne. This great business opportunity is for a highly motivated entrepreneurial-minded nail technician. Call 802-985-4460. NITE CREW MEMBER: Swing shift, accurate packaging and order prepping for our wholesale/retail operation. Shift differential wage, benefit package, fun workplace and great bread and pastries. Apply online at klingersbread.com, fax to 802860-2972 or in person at 10 Farrell St., South Burlington, VT 05403. No phone calls please. OFFICE ASSISTANT: Looking for organized, people-oriented parttime, possible full-time, office assistant. Weekend day a must! Duties include answering phones, light lifting, computer knowledge, ability to problem solve and take initiative. Send resume and cover letter to Flynn Avenue Self Storage, 199 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401. PAINTER: Minimum three years professional experience. High end interior/exterior. Could be year round. Leave message for interview. 802-878-2281.

Prestigious Burlington Law Firm seeks legal assistant to join our spectacular team. Excellent computer, proofreading, organizational and grammar skills required. Must be detail oriented, flexible and project a positive attitude. Experience preferred. We offer a competitive salary and a comprehensive benefits program including Health, Dental, Disability, Vacation, 401(k), Profit Sharing and Downtown Parking. Please send resume in confidence to: Burak Anderson & Melloni, PLC, Attention: K. McCrea P.O. Box 787, Burlington, Vt 05402-0787 Fax: 802-862-8176 • kmccrea@vtlaw1.com. 1x4-051706_Line_Chefs

PERSON TO ASSIST Central VT. film maker in all phases of film making process. Must have great interpersonal communication skills, ability to multitask, ability to work independently and cooperatively. Prior fillm making experience not required. Parttime to start. Send letter of interest and resume to Film Maker, PO Box 889, Montpelier, VT 05601 or email cheapcinemaprod@aol.com. PROFESSIONAL TREE CREW: Experienced ground person. Must love hard work and trees. Call Greg 802-316-1545. PT PRESCHOOL TEACHER: 2 afternoon positions. Play based program, M-F, 15-25 hrs./wk Bachelors and experience required. License preferred. Call 802-660-3972. SALES: Above average income. Must have own, reliable vehicle and ability to learn something new, work evenings and Saturdays. Call Deneen at 802864-2284. SPEEDER AND EARL’S is looking for morning and afternoon baristas for its Burlington location. Please apply in person at 412 Pine St., Burlington. SPRAY FOAM INSULATION. Technical experience preferred. Will train. Health and retirement benefits. Call Bugbee Insulation, 802-899-2112. VETERINARY TECHNICIAN WANTED: Experienced veterinary technician. Willing to train the right person. Must be energetic, a team player and compassionate. Good communication skills and a positive attitude are a must. Competitive salary and benefits package. Please send resume to: Bristol Animal Hospital, 84 West St., Bristol VT 05443. WAREHOUSE WORKER needed at RetroWorks in Middlebury. Successful candidate will be cheerful, energetic, physically fit, able to motivate and work with a variety of people, have forklift experience and clean driving record. Resume and 3 employment references to Personnel, P.O. Box 165, Middlebury, VT 05753. No phone calls. EOE.

Now hiring Full-time Line Chef with fine dining experience. $11/hour. Currently holding interviews for Front of House staffing.

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