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JULY 16-23, 2008 VOL.13 NO.48

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FAIR GAME BY SHAY TOTTEN

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There’s Something Rotten . . . in Vermont Open season on Vermont politics POLI PSY BY JUDITH LEVINE

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Against Patriotism

On the public uses and abuses of emotion

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HOMELESS VETERANS 14A

A Vermont Community Battles a Homeless Shelter for Vets BY KEN PICARD

HANDMADE TALES BY AMY LILLY

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Perfect Squares

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Profiles of crafty Vermonters

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Mind Over Matter? TECHNOLOGY

A Bristol nonprofit wants to replicate your brain and bequeath it to a robot

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Hard Lessons EDUCATION BY KEN PICARD

COMMUNITY 16A

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“Art & Soul” Project to Announce Winning Addison Community BY MIKE IVES

Acting Crazy THEATER Theater review: What the Butler Saw BY ELISABETH CREAN

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Tune in Tomorrow Tells Colorful History of WDEV BY MARGOT HARRISON

BY ALICE LEVITT

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Headmaster Dana Blackhurst is trying to save Pine Ridge School, but will he destroy it first?

For Top Hat Entertainment, quiz night is no trivial pursuit

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BY SHAY TOTTEN

FILM 16A

BY MIKE IVES

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Moderator Shuts Down Online Debate on ONE Drug Use

Seeing Is Believing ART Art review: Kristen M. Watson at St. Paul’s Cathedral

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Adirondacks Artist Takes on a Towering Controversy BY PAMELA POLSTON

BY MARC AWODEY

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Feeding the Folk FOOD A Burlington couple satisfies cravings for not-quite-meat BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER

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Cirque du Gourmet FOOD Montréal’s Jean Talon Farmers’ Market is a feast for the eyes, too BY MATT SCANLON

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OKAY WITH THE “K” I wanted to say that I am delighted that Seven Days is now carrying “The K Chronicles” [see page 38a]. Keith Knight and I are both San Francisco Bay area expats at this point, and I’ve been following his strip for years. Happy to be able to read it in my favorite weekly after four years of living in Vermont. Elaine Wang BURLINGTON

ISRAEL AND HER CRITICS David Sokol’s accusation of a new-anti-Semitism [State of the Arts, July 2] is emblematic of a widespread, misguided tendency to equate any criticism of Israel with bigotry toward Jews. It’s an incredibly narrow perspective designed only to prevent a legitimate discussion of a sovereign nation’s policies. Kered Alexander SOUTH BURLINGTON

BENEFIT UNKNOWN A recent letter from Laura Sibilia, the executive director of the Mount Snow Valley Chamber of Commerce, perpetuated a myth that should be debunked [Letters, June 25]. The week prior, Shay Totten referred to “handouts” to ski areas and Ms. Sibilia took offense. She mentioned state tax revenues from tourism and characterized the tourism budget as “grossly underfunded.”

There have been numerous reports on the impacts of the tourism industry in Vermont, and we know it is substantial (although on average the jobs are low-wage). However, that is not the issue. The question is whether we can say with assurance what the return on investment (ROI) may be from the state’s annual marketing and advertising expenditures (about $5 million per year). In my view, it is impossible because there is no way to separate state expenditures from the tens of millions spent by the private sector each year for advertising and marketing. That doesn’t mean tourism isn’t important to the state, only that we have no idea whether the state’s annual appropriations make a big difference, a little difference, or none at all. Note that an effort was made several years ago by researchers at UVM to measure ROI, but the report was withdrawn after the legislature’s economist found the methodology was unreliable. It is not surprising that industry advocates support such subsidies. But the burden of proof for costeffectiveness should be high when we’re talking about spending millions of taxpayer dollars. To date, it has not been met. So any claims about “gross underfunding” must be taken with a large grain of salt. Doug Hoffer

A GRAVE MATTER This is one of the most disgusting, petty, misguided human stories I have ever read [“Burlington Couple and Temple Sinai Feud Over Daughter’s Grave,” July 9]. Please leave these grieving parents alone. A mistake was made by the city. A beloved daughter is buried in the earth. What is important, people? Merenne Cohen

IN THE EYES OF THE LORD For Pete’s sake, leave the family alone! Fighting with the family over a little patch of land that is holding their dead child [“Burlington Couple and Temple Sinai Feud Over Daughter’s Grave,” July 9]. They should know better than that! Morally, it is wrong! Maybe they can do it legally, but it doesn’t make it right in the eyes of the Lord. Debbie Sweeney

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It appears that the Southern Poverty Law Center’s report on Vermont secessionists’ ties to the racist League of the South has made an impact. In what appears to be a dramatic turnaround for the secession-minded Second Vermont Republic, its founder Thomas Naylor has issued a “love letter” from the group to one of its long-time allies, the League of the South. SVR’s ties to the LOS — an organization that the Southern Poverty Law Center has deemed a racist organization — have been questioned widely by some in the Vermont media, bloggers at Green Mountain Daily, and some anonymous bloggers as well. Naylor has long defended his organization’s ties to the League of the South, claiming that secessionists have to stick together and that, well, he has met some of their leaders and doesn’t consider them racist.

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Voting ends Monday, July 21. tasting events, special offers from area restaurants, and food-related contests and giveaways. We’ll do

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Saturday night reggae shows at Nectar’s are known informally as “church.” So how do they compare with the real thing? Watch and see.

POW! BAM! Senator and movie star Patrick Leahy spoke to a comics club in Montpelier last weekend at a premier of the new Batman flick, The Dark Knight.

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BY SHAY TOTTEN

OPEN SEASON ON VT POLITICS

There’s Something Rotten‌in Vermont

Farming is so important in this state that the Goddess of Agriculture adorns our capitol’s golden dome. Yet two of the state’s three largest composters are running the regulatory gauntlet. Compost’s customer list is a who’s who of sustainable ag in Vermont and the country. Many of them are featured in the current issue of Vermont Life, the state-supported quarterly. The magazine’s summer issue, titled “Our Food, Our Farmers,� profiles 15 people who have turned Vermont into a food “Mecca.� Food writer Marialisa Calta frames the story this way: “Vermont is in the midst of a culinary and agricultural awakening. A spectrum of Vermonters — consumers, food producers, policymakers — are making a connection between food and land, food and community, food and taste and health.� I’m not so sure “policymakers� have made that connection — yet. Meanwhile, sustainability-minded folks are asking: What the hell is going on? This is Vermont. Farming is so important in this state that the Goddess of Agriculture adorns our capitol’s golden dome. Yet two of the state’s three largest composters are running the regulatory gauntlet. Who’s the third? Vermont Natural Ag Products in Middlebury run by Bob Foster, the governor’s brother-in-law. Is Foster facing scrutiny? Not at this time. “Fair Game� has learned that in

For instance, there’s a huge contrast between the regulatory experiences of the Vermont Compost Company and OMYA, the Proctor-based multinational that processes marble into calcium carbonate. Vermont Compost’s latest troubles started on March 12, when one of Hammer’s neighbors — Darcie Johnston — complained to Douglas about health hazards she believed were associated with the farm, which is surrounded by homes on upper Main Street. In her email to Douglas, Johnston states, without offering much in the way of hard evidence, that “many� of Hammer’s neighbors “have seen increased crows, have heard about the rat problem and question if the water supply in the area is being protected by run-off and nitrogen.� Less than a week later, on March 19, Douglas wrote a letter, asking his top environmental official — Agency of Natural Resources Secretary George Crombie — to look into it. Crombie added his own handwritten instructions to Douglas’ letter and forwarded it to the head of the Department of Environmental Commission, Laura FAIR GAME >> 13A

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Pelosi. Crombie told Pelosi to coordinate a response between the Agency of Agriculture, Department of Health and DEC. That was March 25. On April 7 a state entomologist issued a report claiming neighbors were in no danger from the farm or its compost. As for the rats, “There is no evidence to support that the populations are excessive. There is plenty of vegetable matter for them to consume and no need to forage away from the facility.” At that point, Hammer thought he was in the clear.

hear whether he has to shut down his operation or spend thousands more to fight the NRB and the state. Before the NRB decision, he had thought the local Act 250 office would reconsider its original opinion, as he had asked them to. “Why they took this action before the appeals process just seems extraordinary to me,” said Hammer. “They never asked to meet.” Is there more to this mess than meets the eye? For one thing, Johnston is no ordinary neighbor. She’s a top-notch GOP fundraiser

they have urged state officials to force OMYA to abide by state regulations and clean up its act. In response, according to internal documents, OMYA has been negotiating with ANR officials to avoid enforcement actions. What gives? Is it the campaign dollars the company’s contributed to keep Douglas in office — nearly $5000 over the past few elections? Is it OMYA’s 250 jobs? One former DEC commissioner is flabbergasted. “The state’s environmental laws are designed to punish egregious actors who simply refuse to

State officials moved swiftly to enforce environmental laws against locally owned Vermont Compost Co. Meanwhile, the state has stood by passively for 5 years while multinational mining company OMYA, which operates an unlined landfill that takes in 150,000 tons of waste per year, contaminated groundwater and operated without the proper permits. Is the state playing favorites in environmental enforcement? You decide.

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1. An approximately 5-acre 1. An unlined solid waste compost finishing operation. landfill.

2. Act 250 permit required?

2. Yes. A ruling was issued in January.

2. Yes.

3. Is the operation Act 250 compliant?

3. No. An enforcement order was issued June 27.

3. No. The District Environmental Commission suspended hearings while the landfill continues to operate without a required Act 250 permit amendment.

4. Are ANR permits required that have not been obtained?

4. No. ANR determined the facility to be exempt from regulation under solid waste law.

4. Yes. The facility required a solid waste facility certification and an indirect discharge permit prior to commencing construction and operation of its unlined landfill.

5. Does the operation involve anything hazardous to the environment or public health?

5. No. Only composted manure and food waste residuals.

5. Yes. The waste contains arsenic, a hazardous material and carcinogen; AEEA, a suspected carcinogen; and manganese, a public health concern in high concentrations.

6. Has groundwater testing been performed and have impacts been shown from facility operation?

6. Yes. No impacts were detected.

6. Yes. Local drinking water well tests show contamination of arsenic and manganese in violation of state standards.

Then, on June 27, came the enforcement order from the Natural Resources Board — chaired by Peter Young who is the spouse of longtime Douglas legal aide Suzanne Young — which has put the future of the Vermont Compost Company in jeopardy. John Hasen, the NRB’s lawyer, declined to comment on the specifics of the order. He did say he wants the state’s concerns taken seriously, and didn’t want to wait for the Act 250 appeal process, which could take a year or more, to delay action. Now Hammer is waiting to

who has raised big bucks for Douglas, Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie and others over the years. When you have a problem that needs fixing, there’s nothing like having friends in high places, right? Especially in an election year when every dollar and every vote counts. That seems to work for OMYA, whose neighbors have been arguing for years that the waste from its Florence operations — 150,000 tons a year dumped into an unlined landfill — leach arsenic, the chemical AEEA, and manganese into water wells. For more than five years

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Alvin cites many of the concerns that are often raised about facilities of this nature: Unlike the existing family shelter, this one would attract older and potentially unsavory characters, especially those who are more likely to have substance-abuse problems, mentalhealth issues and criminal records. Tom Ketteridge, the managing director of Upper Valley Haven, doesn’t refute those claims. In fact, he’s got a pretty good idea who his clientele would be; he sees them every day, when they visit his clothing room or stop by the shelter for a shower or a bite to eat. But according to Ketteridge, the Alvins and several other neighborhood opponents of the project have “the Hollywood version of homeless people in their heads . . . people with guns and knives, walking around with a bottle, stalking them in their driveways, peeping in their windows, and molesting their children.” As Ketteridge points out, there’s never been a problem with the existing shelter — a claim confirmed by Hartford Police Chief Glenn Cutting — and residents of the adult shelter will go through a thorough screening process to ensure they’re not a threat to the neighborhood. (Ketteridge emphasizes that known pedophiles will not be allowed to stay there.) The new facility, he explains, would not be a traditional shelter where people can come and go as they please. The goal is to get

them connected with various social services in the area, such as mental-health counseling and job training, so they can transition into an apartment of their own. “We expect people who’ll be staying with us to make a commitment to making changes in their lives,” he explains. For his part, Alvin questions whether there’s much need for these services at all. His concern is that this bigger, adult shelter will become “a magnet” for transients throughout the region. “I don’t think there are that many homeless veterans in the Town of Hartford,” he contends. “If you wanted to intake people from the entire Upper Valley, you might be able to find 10 homeless vets.” Jesse Vazzano, a social worker with the VA in White River Junction, challenges that assertion. “I don’t think any shelter becomes a ‘magnet’ for homeless veterans,” she says. “The bottom line is that we have homeless veterans, and one way we can help serve them is to provide them with a stable environment where they can put their head every night.” Vazzano, who works on homeless issues for the VA, says that on any given night, there are about 100 to 125 homeless veterans without shelter in Vermont. Currently, the shelter nearest the VA is 44 miles away, in Rutland. National estimates put the number of homeless vets in the U.S. at more than 200,000. Larry Daigle is president of the nonprofit group Friends of Veterans in White River Junction. He takes offense at the suggestion that the homeless problem isn’t that serious in his area. “Are you kidding? It’s extremely serious,” says Daigle, a Vietnam vet who was homeless for a short time himself. “I was pretty upset when I heard that [people] were putting up such a fuss about it.” Daigle, whose organization assists struggling veterans with an assortment of issues — from getting them counseling to paying overdue utility bills — says the problem is bad and getting worse as soldiers return from Iraq and Afghanistan. “To me, it all goes along with this ‘homeless veteran’ label,” Daigle adds. “They have this picture in their head of these really unsavory characters, and it’s an insult to me and to other homeless people . . . There’s nothing a veteran hates more than to ask for help.” >

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closely. Burlington Police Lt. Emmet Helrich said he subscribes to the Old North End forum and tries to follow up on concerns about police apathy. Helrich said when staff levels allow, police patrol the Murray Street area, near the intersection with North Street, on foot. “If it’s late at night, we don’t come in with our lights on and V8s roaring,� he said. City Councilor Clarence Davis (P-Ward 3), whose district includes parts of the Old North End, said he met with Burlington Police Chief Michael Schirling last week to discuss growing concerns about drug use in the area. “People are talking about it more,� Davis said. “So the reality and the perception of increased crime are converging.� Wood-Lewis said that, while he regrets the tenor of the online conversation, he’s “thrilled� that residents might come together to discuss the underlying issue. As for re-resuming it online, Wood-Lewis said he plans to wait a couple weeks. “Then,� he said, “we’ll see where it goes.� >

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holds have signed up to participate in the Old North End Central forum, one of about 130 forums throughout Chittenden County that have attracted about 10,000 users. “This space is about creating a space for everybody to listen in and weigh in,� Wood-Lewis said. “Some people who are part of these forums tell us they feel isolated in their neighborhood, and this is one way for them to feel connected. They are not interested in Front Porch Forum helping them to lose that connection again.� Meanwhile, residents involved in the vigorous debate want to bring the discussion offline and into the real world. Sarah Judd, the development director at Burlington College, said she is trying to organize a meeting of FPF members to talk about crime in the Old North End. Judd said she hopes to bring together landlords, residents, police, business owners and members of the local immigrant community by month’s end or in early August. “People may not agree with how he’s going about exhibiting his frustration in terms of dealers

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Some forum members responded by saying the resident provoked the fight. Others defended his actions, saying he videotaped the activity out of frustration with the lack of police response to alleged drug dealing in the area. Wood-Lewis said a handful of residents have quit the forum over the discussion. About 650 house-

he moderator of the popular Front Porch Forum shut down an online discussion of drug use and crime in the Old North End last week when residents began hurling verbal insults at each other. Michael Wood-Lewis, founder and moderator of Front Porch Forum, said it was the third time in the forum’s eight-year history

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FORMER STATION MANAGER RUSTY PARKER the notion of a film celebrating the station’s 75th anniversary to Squier, who at first “didn’t seem too interested.” But he came on board after Dooley started gathering WDEV testimonials from such local luminaries as novelist Chris Bohjalian and environmentalist Bill McKibben. (McKibben describes “Music to Go to the Dump By” as “the last truly funny thing on the radio.”) Montpelier’s National Life Insurance, one of the station’s very first advertisers, helped underwrite the project, which took Dooley two years to complete. For the premiere, Dooley has assembled “a panel of people who were in the film to talk about com-

munity,” he says, including Squier, Champlain College media prof Rob Williams and WPTZ meteorologist — and former radio station owner — Tom Messner. Former Vermont AP bureau chief Chris Graff will moderate. The public’s suggested $6 donation goes to the Central Vermont Community Action Fuel Assistance Program. Seems like a fitting way to celebrate a longlived local forum where, as Squier puts it, “you could sell an idea or a cow.” > Tune in Tomorrow is scheduled to air on Vermont Public Television on August 2 at 5:30 p.m. and August 6 at 8 p.m.

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videos based on the interviews. Second, an artist-in-residence will work with the town’s citizens until September 2009 to develop works of art based on an ongoing series of community-wide dialogues. Under the third part of the plan, dubbed “From Art to Soul and Beyond,” the chosen town will receive $25,000 to enact policy changes related to land use, zoning or conservation. John Barstow, communications director for Orton, says this third component is designed to help residents work on developing a “living democracy” — i.e., a

municipal decision-making process propelled not from the top down but by community-generated solutions to land-use challenges. The Orton Family Foundation is an “operating” — that is, “not grant-making” — nonprofit that helps communities in New England and the Rocky Mountain West develop positive approaches to landuse planning. Orton and VLT will receive additional support for “Art & Soul” from the Vermont Arts Council and “Animating Democracy,” a program of the Washington, D.C.- and New York City-based nonprofit Americans for the Arts. Elder, a nature writer and longtime member of Middlebury’s Environmental Studies faculty, says it’s possible that his “Portrait of a Vermont Town” class will help inform long-term planning decisions, but that policy change isn’t the ultimate goal of his interview project. “I won’t take the stories as a means to an end,” he says. “I’ll take them as a basis for . . . enhancing a sense of place and community.” After all, Elder adds, if interviews are conducted without a specific policy goal in mind, “then in the long run, people’s need to have good policy will be enhanced.” >

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eter Seward is painting modern-day icons, but they don’t have anything to do with religion. Except, perhaps, in the eyes of viewers who think technology is God. The Lake Placid-based artist’s exhibit, “The Tower of Babel,” opened at the Westport Depot Theatre last Saturday. As his artworks show, Seward has found a way to link the history of his beloved Adirondack Park with the contemporary — and contentious — proliferation of wireless communication towers throughout the area. The historical component of the show revolves around Verplanck Colvin (1847-1920), a sort of “Renaissance man,” as Seward calls him, who put his training as an attorney and topographical engineer to work in the creation of upstate New York’s Forest Preserve and Adirondack Park. An avid climber and explorer, Colvin “discovered” Lake Tear-of-the-Clouds, the source of the Hudson River, and recognized its ecological importance. With 19th-century technology, the Albany native and his surveying parties determined the altitudes of the highest peaks in the ’dacks, and in doing so trampled down a lot of mountaintop trees, Seward says. Those bare peaks make for good viewing for anyone who reaches them, but they also stand as permanent reminders of the conflict between nature and human “progress.” Seward’s “21st-century landscapes” pick up on that paradox in paintings of trees, church spires and other tall structures — in all of which cellular towers are “hidden.” These feeble disguises “tickle him,” says the 46-year-old artist, who admits — in a cellphone call — that he feels conflicted about whether such devices should exist.

Proponents argue that at least the towers look better semi-obscured than right out in the open. In the Adirondack region as in Vermont, Seward notes, the matter is far from settled. His paintings — oil on canvas or panel, or mounted on Masonite — often appear as vertical diptychs or triptychs to connote the idea that the actual towers can be “segmented,” he says. Seward also tends to place the featured tower dead center on the picture plane, literally towering over the rest of the depicted landscape. Examples: a “Frankenpine” (2006) in the forest; an enormous “Stealth Flagpole”(2007) jutting into the blue sky and dwarfing the suburban-style homes below. This composition strategy seems to give the towers an iconic status, which some viewers have seen as a (possibly ironic) religious reference. One might point out, too, the towers’ undeniably phallic shape — often a symbol of human hegemony. The painter neither encourages nor discourages any meanings; he prefers to let viewers interpret the images as they see fit. “When an artist paints a painting of someone who is not classically beautiful, they find the beauty within it,” Seward offers. “I’m looking for something more complicated than a negative reaction.” Seward’s biggest painting, “The

Tower of Babel,” is composed of seven panels and measures 3 by 4 feet. The namesake of the Westport show, it features “an absurdly large tower,” he says. And in this case, there is a biblical reference. Besides evoking the idea of communication in different languages, Seward jokes, “It plays into our babbling on the phone.” Seward was a commercial artist at an apparel company in New York City for 16 years before he and his wife moved upstate four years ago. Since finding a home just outside Lake Placid, he’s become active in area arts organizations — including holding a board seat on the Westport-based Arts Council for the Northern Adirondacks — and is involved in the lively “project space” Bluseed Studios in Saranac Lake. Seward also seems to have found his focus. “I could have painted straightforward landscape paintings,” he says, “but I was really fishing for a theme that had to do with culture and nature, and the idea of ‘footprint’ and wilderness.” Chances are, he won’t run out of subject matter anytime soon. In one of his new paintings in the Westport show, the Adirondacks hero Verplanck Colvin stands atop a mountain, literally and figuratively surveying the land. In the distance — read: the future — there’s a wind farm. > Peter Seward’s exhibit “The Tower of Babel” appears at the Westport Depot Theatre (a renovated 1876 train station) in Westport, N.Y., through August 12. More info, 518-9624449 or www.depottheatre.org. To see more of Seward’s work, visit www.peterseward.com.

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Curses, Foiled Again Calvin Robinson, 19, was caught counterfeiting in the family bathroom of a shopping mall in Spokane, Wash., after he spent $100 on a color copier to make enough bogus $10 bills to buy $90 worth of marijuana. The Spokesman-Review reported that sheriff’s deputies who arrested Robinson said he explained he was homeless and used the bathroom because he needed an electrical outlet and a locking door and had no place else to go. “I don’t believe he’s going to be recruited by NASA,â€? sheriff’s Sgt. Dave Reagan said. • Thieves who broke into a theater in Lexington, Ky., used a heavy hammer or mallet to break open a Plexiglas donation box that appeared to contain

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Manchurian Candidate The U.S. government based its post-Sept. 11 interrogations of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay on “coercive management techniques� copied verbatim from a 1957 study of Chinese Communist methods used to brainwash captured pilots during the Korean War. The United States condemned the meth-

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among those deserving automatic respect and implicitly chastised his supporter Wesley Clark, a warrior himself, for suggesting that getting shot out of a plane does not qualify a man for office. Obama claimed patriotism to be an “instinct.” But you aren’t born loving your country. Indeed, the candidate noted that this loyalty has to be taught (he mentioned civics classes). And in a world where economies and communications are boundary-less, where 67 million people are displaced or in exile and millions more migrate “voluntarily” for work, this education — or reeducation — is a complicated, sometimes brutal business. Patriotism is the love of a “homeland,” and a homeland is usually assumed to be a state. But to be accepted as citizens of an adopted “homeland,” migrants must demonstrate fealty to a state that punishes them for the very marginality and desperation that make them useful to that state’s economy. Then there’s the project of creating new states. “[P]eople take them, homelands, from me, and give them to me if it occurs to them, and still ask me to love them unconditionally,” writes the novelist and essayist Dubravka Ugreiç, whose Yugoslavian passport has been replaced by that of her new “homeland,” Croatia.

Greek, in Greece a Macedonian, in Macedonia a Bulgarian.” She is, in other words, a cosmopolitan, citizen of the world. I too am proud to call myself a “rootless cosmopolitan,” which, incidentally, was the fascist euphemism for Jew. But you don’t have to be Jewish — or rootless — to be cosmopolitan. To be a citizen of the world does not mean having no home or identity. Rather, argues Kwame Anthony Appiah, a worldly Ghanaian-British philosopher with deep ties to both places, we can be “partial” cosmopolitans by assuming two commitments: an obligation to others beyond kith, kin and citizenship; and “[taking] seriously the value not just of human life but of particular human lives, which means taking an interest in the practices and beliefs that lend them significance.” When the two ideals of “universal concern and respect for legitimate differences . . . clash,” Appiah writes in Cosmopolitanism: Ethics in a World of Strangers, “cosmopolitanism is the name not of the solution but of the challenge.” On Independence Day, my

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In every national anthem, the flag is glorious, the hills beautiful, the citizens courageous, free and blessed. “Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one surrounded by an iron gate,” she wrote. “Those who have had the fortune of being born on some particular spot consider themselves better, nobler, grander, [and] more intelligent than the living beings inhabiting any other spot. It is, therefore, the duty of everyone living on that chosen spot to fight, kill, and die in the attempt to impose his superiority upon all others.” Forgive Emma for simplifying; she was a polemicist, not a political scientist. But she got it basically right. Patriotism is by definition chauvinistic: My country and your country can’t both be the best. And chauvinism breeds antagonism, real or invented. The terrorists attacked us, George Bush keeps saying, because “they hate our freedom.” Patriotism demands obeisance to all warriors. “For those who have fought on the battlefield under the Stars and Stripes . . . no further proof of such sacrifice is necessary,” declared Obama in Missouri. He named his opponent

Ugreiç chronicles the hellish years during which political opportunists, gangsters and war profiteers wrenched apart her once-united, multicultural nation and divided it into a bunch of new, mutually despising ones. Newborn patriotisms required the death and rebirth of histories: Books had to be burned, intellectuals, even travelers, renounced, and memories erased and replaced. It was, Ugreiç writes, a “national mythomania” of “thousand-year dreams” held by heroic “races” — Serb, Croat, Slovenian, Bosnian, Albanian — each threatened by barbarian Others whose atrocities were so savage that selfdefense necessitated “ethnic cleansing.” Years of terror, violence, poverty, displacement and lies drove people so mad that they were “ready to grab hold of the one and only truth they [were] offered, like a straw”: their new nationhood. Ugreiç is having none of it. “I am no one. And everyone,” she writes. “In Croatia I shall be a Serb, in Serbia a Croat, in Bulgaria a Turk, in Turkey a

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eet MIA, the newest hire at LifeNaut.com: Personable and attractive, MIA doesn’t complain or roll her eyes. After a year on the job, in fact, she has yet to take a sick day or rise to use the restroom. STORY MIA is an “avatar” — a digital characMIKE IVES ter who mimics the speech and behavioral patterns of human beings, and whose IMAGE every move is programmed by the BristolMATTHEW based nonprofit Terasem Movement THORSEN Foundation. She’s the (inter)face of LifeNaut.com, one of the Foundation’s online presences. Bruce Duncan, MIA’s gregarious “boss,” admits that his star employee, with her perma-grin and pixilated complexion, is still laughably unhuman. Then again, Duncan says, the current artificial-intelligence software she runs on is hampered by “fuzzy logic.” Emphasis on “current.” Launched last summer, LifeNaut operates on the assumption that humans will achieve immortality within the next 30 years. Computer technology that replicates human brains is being developed, Duncan assures. If and when it comes online, our replicated brains could be transferred into robotic bodies. Such an advance would, in 6:31:10 AM theory, allow someone like Duncan — or, more precisely, a robot piloted by a perfect facsimile of his brain — to overcome the constraints of his mortal coil. The Terasem Movement Foundation subscribes to the basic notion of “transhumanism.” (Its name comes from the Latin roots “terra” [Earth] and “sem-” [seed], explains Duncan’s colleague Nick Mayer.) Generally speaking, transhumanists believe that the human condition can be enhanced by technology. Some transhumanists are interested in eliminating certain diseases, or in slowing down the aging process. More ambitious ones, such as Duncan or the folks at the Willington, Connecticut-based World Transhumanist Association, believe that technology could eventually help us outlive death. In the meantime, Duncan, the managing director, and Mayer are encouraging anyone with a computer to upload personal — including medical — information into “mindfiles” on their colorful LifeNaut website, www.LifeNaut.com. The files provide marching orders for your personal avatar clone, while a commercial satellite in Burlington beams your mindfile to a satellite located 22,300 miles over

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the equator. From there, the mindfile travels into outer space at the speed of light. (Imagine Contact, the movie where Jodie Foster hears signals from outer space, but in reverse.) Duncan reports that, so far, no extraterrestrial ambassadors have responded to the ongoing “spacecast.” Social networkers and gamers — also frequent avatar users — are always trying to make virtual life more “real,” says Elaine Young, a professor of e-Business and Marketing at Champlain College in Burlington. In that sense, LifeNaut.com isn’t so unusual. Still, Duncan claims LifeNaut.com is unique in that it allows ordinary people to upload an unprecedented amount of autobiographical info: Mindfiling is like blogging, he says, or spinning a yarn for National Public Radio’s “StoryCorps,” only on a much bigger scale. Young, who evaluated LifeNaut at Seven Days’ request, confirms the site is a “digital ethnography” project of epic proportions. Young has ethical reservations about replacing consciousness — she resists the notion that Duncan, or anyone, can actually duplicate a soul. But despite her skepticism about LifeNaut’s ethical and spiritual implications, the professor speaks enthusiastically of Duncan’s project. “It’s like MySpace/Facebook social networking on steroids,” she says. On a recent afternoon in Bristol, a reporter finds the 53-year-old Duncan seated before a black flat-screen monitor. Compared to its next-door neighbor — the Bristol Discount Beverage & Redemption Center — Terasem’s spacious, wood-floored office is incongruously dotcom-ish. But Duncan, a bearded dude wearing shorts and sandals, looks like he could just as easily be selling homebrew kits and scratch-off lottery tickets. After greeting MIA on the LifeNaut homepage, Duncan opens his mindfile. Since a given file is an “interactive time capsule,” he explains, everything about you is potential avatar material. On Duncan’s avatar page, for example, there’s a graphic displaying results from a personality test. (Duncan scored 47 percent on “reflection” and 21 percent on “nurturance.”) Only about 200 of the 7000 registered users on the LifeNaut site have created mindfile-based avatars, as opposed to just uploading their text or video info. But

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that’s not for lack of promotion. “Create your Free Talking Avatar with YOUR Photo!” the site urges. “What makes you YOU? What do you do for fun? Your lifestyle? Your ethnicity, spirituality, mannerisms?” Has the Terasem Movement Foundation addressed security or privacy concerns related to its LifeNaut project? Duncan explains that he and his web team decided early on to make all mindfile information available to the public. They also decided to cover their bases. According to LifeNaut’s “Terms of Use

scratchy sound recordings. But if gramps had uploaded more info into a mindfile, Duncan could be talking with him today. “One of the motivations for this project,” Duncan says, “is to help save peoples’ lives for future generations.” It’s an ambitious mission, and not a cheap one. Terasem’s principal sponsors are Martine Rothblatt, CEO of the Maryland-based biotechnology corporation United Therapeutics, who has a home in Lincoln, and her daughter Bina. Last year, the Rothblatts’ Lincoln-based World Against Racism Foundation gave

Millennium. She declined to be interviewed for this story. Duncan, who found his current job on Monster.com, isn’t a web guy by training; for the last 25 years, he has worked as an administrator and conflict mediator for a host of nonprofits, most recently “Seeds of Peace,” a summer camp for Israeli and Palestinian children. But Duncan is a book nerd, and that endeared him to Rothblatt — he recalls that their first conversation was like “talking to four of my favorite science-fiction writers at once.” Duncan says his Terasem gig allows him to exercise his managerial skills on far-out sub-

The files provide marching orders for your personal avatar clone, while a commercial satellite in Burlington beams your mindfile to a satellite located 22,300 miles over the equator. Agreement,” mindfiles don’t expire upon “physical death,” and submitting “medical/health/ genetic records” authorizes site administrators to create a “conscious analog” of you based on LifeNaut’s “reasonable belief that you are deemed legally dead.” Any dispute related to the LifeNaut site would be adjudicated in accordance with Vermont law. Duncan, whose black T-shirt reads “Eternalize,” admits that religious folks such as Elaine Young might have reservations about replicating a human being based on genetic information. But brain replication, he argues, could have its perks: For example, the only “archival information” he has of his grandfather is a collection of letters written during World War I and a few

Terasem $1.6 million, including $64,243 for computer equipment and $236,937 toward production of an “educational film.” (According to its tax form, the World Against Racism Foundation aims to “educate the public about the fiction of race.”) Martine Rothblatt is president of Terasem Movement Foundation as well as Terasem Movement, a similar nonprofit based in Melbourne, Florida, that promotes “joyful immortality for cybernetic consciousness via geoethical nanotechnology.” She’s also the founder of Sirius Satellite Radio. Rothblatt is the author of several books, including Two Stars for Peace, which proposes incorporating Israel and Palestine into the United States, and Unzipped Genes: Taking Charge of Baby-Making in the New

ject matter. At least two transhumanist thinkers approve of the LifeNaut project. Keith Wiley, a software engineer at the University of Washington in Seattle, is one of several scientists and philosophers whose work is posted on terasem movementfoundation.com. Wiley’s writing on “mind uploading” claims the “old-fashioned goo that is our biological brains” will eventually be replaced by implanted “artificial” brains. Reached on his cellphone last week, Wiley says that LifeNaut is a logical application of a “materialistic view of matter and science.” Wiley got into transhumanism after purchasing the book Beyond Humanity: Cyberevolution and Future Minds, by Gregory Paul and Earl Cox, at a 1997 “genetic

algorithms” conference. He now dabbles in mind uploading when he isn’t writing code or making art. Assuming you don’t buy into the concept of the “supernatural,” Wiley says of the LifeNaut project, “there’s no particular reason we can’t study [the brain] and understand it in enough conclusive detail to replicate it.” Wiley’s praise for LifeNaut is seconded by the improbably named Marshall Brain, an author who hosts a National Geographic television show. In addition to running the online science encyclopedia howstuffworks.com, Brain administers whywontgod healamputees.com, a site claiming that belief in God is a “silly superstition” unproven by scientific data. Before speaking with Seven Days last week, Brain was unaware that LifeNaut existed, or that Duncan and co. were linking to his 61-page web manifesto titled “The Day You Discard Your Body.” But Brain doesn’t seem to mind — he suggests that LifeNaut is a “fascinating experiment” making efficient use of the minimal technologies that are currently available for consciousness replication. Unlike Wiley, however, Brain doesn’t think human brains will be replicated by mid-century — or, for that matter, ever. “[LifeNaut’s] statement is nice, but it’s wildly optimistic that we would be able to recreate a human’s consciousness based on what they could write down,” Brain notes amid fits of giggling. “Even if we wrote down everything we could remember, there are so many things we don’t remember, and we have no way to judge their influence!” Champlain College’s Young suggests LifeNaut’s “biggest challenge” is that people are going to be “more than mildly creeped out” by brain replication. While Young likes the idea of creating advanced avatars — it would be

nice if a robotic clone of herself would teach her classes, she jokes — the professor resists Duncan’s assertion that digital clones could realistically replace human beings. “I’m hip to the soul thing,” asserts Young, a practicing Roman Catholic. Has Duncan considered the ethical implications of his work? Not in any depth, he says — that would be like asking the Wright Brothers if they considered the ethical implications of flight before completing their first successful take-off. Nevertheless, Duncan says he is looking forward to having conversations about ethics as they come up. One question on his mind, for instance, is this: If a highly advanced avatar were to commit a crime, would he or she “have the right to have any rights?” Duncan expects that the cyborg imbued with consciousness eventually would. Meanwhile, Duncan says, the line between humans and robots is already beginning to fade. In his reading, for example, he’s learned that Japanese scientists are considering using robots to care for the elderly. Humans won’t necessarily be “fooled” by such advances in robotics technology, he admits. “But they might, after a while, just not care to keep the distinction.” To explore some real-world implications of the LifeNaut project, Terasem Movement Foundation has commissioned a Brooklyn-based company to make a feature film featuring “MIA 2.0,” a “cybersynthetic” woman created from a mindfile. Tentatively titled Transbeman, the film will be submitted to the Toronto International Film Festival later this year. Martine Rothblatt is the film’s executive producer, and her World Against Racism Foundation reports that the film addresses the “perils of fleshism” — i.e., the notion that humans must always be tied to their biological bodies. Duncan denies that Transbeman is an advocacy film, however; he and Rothblatt gave the Brooklyn filmmaker a plot to work with, he says, but haven’t “censored” the creative process. (Duncan won’t disclose how much has been spent on Transbeman, saying only that the amount is less than $5 million.) “The film isn’t designed to, you know, present one narrow point of view and get people to agree with us,” Duncan adds. “It’s basically encouraging people to think for themselves.” Until, that is, their immortal cybernetic avatars can think for them. m

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against them and/or their children. Several reported that their kids are headed to college soon and were concerned that Pine Ridge would not forward their high-school transcripts. Others expressed fear that Blackhurst would sue them. Certainly, he has the means. By his own admission, Blackhurst is a wealthy man. His wife is Jan Jones, a former two-term mayor of Las Vegas who now serves as a senior vice president for Harrah’s Entertainment, the world’s largest operator of casinos. In fact, several people who were involved in the hiring process have suggested that Blackhurst was brought on largely because of his business connections and the perception that he’d bail out the financially beleaguered school.

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artha Sacco describes her son, Woody, as highly intelligent and curious, with no history of behavioral or disciplinary problems. But, like his parents, he’s dyslexic, a disability in which the brain has difficulty processing written language. Woody struggled in his public school, an experience his mother describes as “a nightmare.” By the time he reached seventh grade, school officials had told Woody’s parents they couldn’t do anything more for him. In response, the Saccos transferred Woody to Pine Ridge School, a small, private academy for children with learning disabilities. When Martha Sacco talks about Pine Ridge, which is nestled in the wooded hills of south Williston, she echoes countless other parents who have sent their children to the school since it was founded in 1968: “Without sounding too melodramatic,” says Sacco, who lives in Hinesburg, “Pine Ridge saved my son.” Removed from the rigid and

stressful environment of public school, Woody thrived at Pine Ridge. His classwork improved dramatically, and he developed close relationships with other students and his teachers. Woody and his parents had planned for him to graduate in May 2007. But when his teachers urged him to stay on for another year of independent study, Woody agreed. But by then, according to Martha Sacco, things had changed significantly at Pine Ridge. She describes Woody’s last year at the school as “horrific.” The environment on campus had grown “toxic,” she says, and “teachers were dropping like flies.” Sacco traces the problems to April 2007, when the school hired a new headmaster, Dana Blackhurst, whose leadership style has alarmed and alienated many parents and Pine Ridge staffers. In interviews and legal correspondence provided to Seven Days, parents and former Pine Ridge faculty and staff members have described Blackhurst as “impulsive,” “insensitive,” “inappropriate” and “unprofes

sional.” They say he has a “frightening temper” and accuse him of being “dictatorial.” Others accuse the headmaster of being “incompetent,” even “illiterate.” (Blackhurst, who struggled for years with his own dyslexia — he admits to reading at a fourth-grade level — just completed his high school diploma in March.) Others, however, say that Blackhurst is just what the school needs. Wendy Canning, who’s been at Pine Ridge since 1984 and now works as dean of academics, defended him. “What you see is what you get,” she says. “He’s as kind and honest as the day is long.” The headmaster also enjoys the support of the current Pine Ridge board of trustees. In an April letter to one disgruntled parent, which the board circulated to all Pine Ridge parents, board chair Mitch Roman wrote: “I assure you that the Board is behind Dana and fully committed to the programs that he is bringing to the campus. In fact, over the past few months we have been hearing from students and parents that [say] they like the changes that have been implemented.”

Martha Sacco didn’t. Concerned with “an undercurrent of fear” that had permeated the campus, the Saccos removed Woody from Pine Ridge. He eventually earned his diploma by completing an internship and homestudy program. Sacco says she’s angry and saddened by the changes the new headmaster wrought. For years, Pine Ridge parents and faculty had formed a tight-knit, supportive community for learningdisabled students who’d had nowhere else to turn. But, once Blackhurst arrived, she says, that community began to unravel. “When you have a child who is so misunderstood and you find a place like Pine Ridge where they can belong,” she adds, “it takes an awful lot for you to give that up.”

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mong those who are most critical of Dana Blackhurst, Martha Sacco is unique in only one respect: She is the only one who agreed to be identified by name. The others interviewed by Seven Days did so only on the condition that they remain anonymous. Their reason: Fears that Blackhurst would retaliate

But Blackhurst’s supporters insist he’s been unfairly vilified in the community. They say he has become a “convenient lightning rod” for the problems that have plagued Pine Ridge for years, including a sharply diminished enrollment and a $1.4 million debt that, until a local bank intervened, nearly drove the school into insolvency late last year. “People got mad at Dana because he started laying off people,” notes Josh Canning, a remedial language specialist who worked at Pine Ridge from 1995 to 1999 and returned last year. “In fact, he saved this institution. Without him, everybody’s out of a job and the students are without a school.” Angela Wilkins, who served on the board of trustees for the last six years until her term ended in March, agrees. She says the school had “really lost its way for a while.” Due to financial pressures and excessive staff levels, the school had begun accepting students with “less robust potential” — that is, those with emotional and/or behavioral issues — for whom Pine Ridge was not originally intended. “You can’t be all things to all people,” adds Wilkins, who supported

Blackhurst’s appointment. “I think Dana is doing exactly what needs to be done.”

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ine Ridge is largely quiet when Seven Days visits the 136-acre campus — the summer session was abruptly canceled this year in order to “reorganize” for the upcoming fall term. Blackhurst, 50, is dressed in a blue polo shirt, beige shorts and sandals. Blackhurst’s office reflects his personal interests, especially his passion for sports. Behind his desk hang two large football banners, for the New England Patriots and the Cleveland Browns. On one wall is an autographed photo of NHL legend Bobby Orr (a current Pine Ridge staffer reports that Blackhurst once played semi-pro hockey). A row of matchbox cars sits on one bookshelf, a box of Fruit Loops on another. In past years, Pine Ridge served as many as 112 students, including up to 98 residential students, each year.

When classes resume in September, however, the school expects just 30 to 35 students, according to Blackhurst. As a result, the staff, which numbered 95 employees last year, has been pared down to 19. The school has also slashed its tuition for day students, from $43,000 to $27,500. (Tuition for residential students is currently $56,000 per year.) Before coming to Pine Ridge, Blackhurst was executive director of the Center for Innovative Learning at The Carroll School, a private high school in Lincoln, Mass. He also served as headmaster at Camperdown Academy in Greenville, S.C. Blackhurst says he arrived at Pine Ridge with one goal in mind — to reverse “a decade of institutional drift” that had diverted the school from its mission to educate children of average to above-average intelligence who struggle with dyslexia, language-based and non-verbal learning disabilities. From the outset, Blackhurst insists that he doesn’t want to “talk trash” about his predecessors or engage in the “tit-for-tat” accusations that have distracted the school, costing the institution considerable time and money. Instead, he says, using

the first of many sports metaphors he tosses into our two-hour conversation, “We’re on the 2-yard line and have 98 yards to go. And we keep falling forward.” Blackhurst doesn’t deny that he was an attractive candidate to Pine Ridge due to his ability to address the school’s fiscal woes. “I’ve got a lot of connections,” he boasts. However, he considers himself primarily an educator, not an administrator or fundraiser, and believes in “good structure, good organization and a simple three-R approach to learning.” He describes his educational style as “OrtonGillingham through and through,” referring to a highly structured, systematic and multisensory approach to teaching developed in the 1930s. When asked what kind of changes he’s made on campus, Blackhurst rolls his eyes. “I don’t believe I brought any changes in,” he contends. “I asked for one thing: accountability.” That accountability included crack-

ing down on existing policies that had been ignored for years, he says, such as requiring assignment books and lesson plans in the classrooms, enforcing the campus dress code, and assigning homework every night. “Imagine 80 adolescents under one roof with no study hall. What would you do?” Blackhurst asks. “It’s Boarding School 101: You’ve got to keep the kids busy.” Blackhurst isn’t surprised that his stepped-up demands came as a shock to some students and their parents. “I believe that you learn a lot through adversity,” he explains. “If you’re going to run a marathon, you don’t go out the night before and get in shape. You’ve got to practice.” Some people who’ve criticized Blackhurst describe his communication style as “all over the place.” In fact, he does tend to jump rapidly from one subject to another. According to the headmaster, it’s due to that “multisensory” approach to education. “This is a training barn. Teachers are jockeys, I’m a

trainer,” he says, switching quickly to another sports metaphor. “We’ll get that horse to the Kentucky Derby, but it’s their job to run them.” One issue that concerned Blackhurst upon his arrival at Pine Ridge was that several staffers had become too close to their students and were reluctant to enforce school rules. “We had staff members telling students that ‘those are Dana’s rules, not ours,’” he recalls. “We had 22year-olds working in the dorms with 18-year-olds. I had staff members who wanted to take kids out to Hooters.” John Thomas, who was hired last summer as director of admissions, is an enthusiastic supporter of Blackhurst’s reforms. He, too, claims the school had “lost its focus” when it began accepting students who were “outside our profile.” Pine Ridge simply wasn’t equipped to handle students with certain psychological issues, he says, and “it’s irresponsible for the institution

to pretend that we were. For $56,000 a year, you have to answer for that.” One of Blackhurst’s first acts was to have Thomas talk to outside consultants and administrators at other schools and find out how Pine Ridge was perceived by the greater educational community. “To this day,” Thomas reports, “you can go to a conference and talk to 15 different consultants and every one of them will give you a slightly different view of what they think Pine Ridge excels at.” Some, he says, assume the school is a therapeutic treatment center, which it’s not. Others have suggested it specializes in autism; it never has. Several educational consultants told

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ne consultant who’s had his doubts about Pine Ridge in recent years is Ben Mason, of Mason and Associates in Charlotte. He has been an educational consultant for more than 20 years. His clients are parents, not schools, so he was comfortable offering a blunt assessment of Pine Ridge’s strengths and weaknesses. According to Mason, Pine Ridge has long been known for its “very dedicated and creative staff� who worked well with two diverse populations: those with languagebased disabilities, such as dyslexia; and those with non-languagebased issues, who can be socially awkward and often lack big-picture comprehension skills. “There was a level of compassion and engagement at the staff-student level which was very special,� Mason says of the school. “But in the long run, it was not going to work financially.� Pine Ridge, he suspects, fell victim to a problem that plagued many private schools of its kind that were founded 30 to 40 years ago: It was too reliant on public dollars to stay in business. In the 1990s, many school districts, particularly those in Vermont, began to address the needs of their learning-disabled students

got to have a product and you’ve got to have people who buy it.� Once Pine Ridge was “not sufficiently differentiated� from other schools of its ilk, “it got into that awful place where they needed to take kids who were outside of their mission capabilities in order to keep the doors open.� Mason admits he knows little about Dana Blackhurst. But regardless of the changes the headmaster enacts, Mason won’t be sending students there anytime soon. “I have a rule that I impose on my people: Let’s not put our clients into risky situations,� he says. “Let’s wait

of launching personal attacks on him. One former administrator, who worked at Pine Ridge for years, suggests Blackhurst has an explosive temper. This staffer described one “temper tantrum,� which prompted the adminstrator to resign shortly after he arrived, that included slammed doors and books knocked off of shelves in anger. The administrator and another employee say they felt “physically threatened� by the incident. In another case, Blackhurst reportedly berated a student in front of prospective parents, then brought those parents into

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until the smoke has cleared.� hat may take some time. Blackhurst’s effort to sharpen Pine Ridge’s mission and reinforce its academic reputation may not entirely explain the visceral negative reaction he evokes from parents and former staffers. Nor can his stated goals for the school explain the angry letters and emails, the threats of legal action, or the MySpace page established for the sole purpose

a staff meeting and “completely ripped the staff apart.� This staffer characterized the incident as “so awkward, so aggressively handled and so completely inappropriate.� This person also recounted an interview Blackhurst conducted with two other parents, during which Blackhurst allegedly compared their daughter to “an animal in the zoo.� According to this staffer’s account, the parents immediately left the room, picked up their daughter from

SEVEN DAYS | july 16-23, 2008 | feature 27A her campus tour and never returned. Another former administrator, who claimed she worked with Blackhurst on a daily basis and initially supported many of his reforms — including the new dress code, lesson plans and staff evaluations — was asked to describe Blackhurst’s dealings with students. “They were not positive interactions,” she claimed. “I would say that from time to time, he provoked and antagonized students.” Many other former employees and parents were shocked and offended by Blackhurst’s reference to “NLD,” or non-verbal, learning-disabled students, as “FLKs,” or “funny-looking kids.” In a February 14 letter to the board of trustees, Patrick Dally, Pine Ridge’s former food service director who worked at Pine Ridge for 16 years and served on its senior management team, characterized the incident as “derogatory and abhorrent.” Dally’s letter also referred to a disciplinary incident, in which Blackhurst made several students lug cinderblocks back and forth in front of his office window for several hours at a time. According to one former employee who witnessed the incident, one student’s hands began to bleed, but he was not sent to the nurse. As Dally wrote to the board, “Our founders, Howard Delano and Gardner Hopwood, intended our school to have a rich and diverse population who listened, respected each other and who would use language, written or spoken, to resolve problems or issues. Not bricks.” Dally’s written request that Blackhurst resign was ignored, and he was subsequently fired himself. Blackhurst refuses to address every charge made against him by parents and former staffers. He admits to referring to students as “FLKs,” but claims the remark was taken “totally out of context” by those who “wanted to see me go.” Blackhurst describes himself as creative and “very coach-like.” “A bad temper?” he says. “I don’t know about that.” “I’ve got a chip on my shoulder because I’ve been blamed for so many things,” he continues. “My family has been attacked on MySpace. I got notes under my door that said, ‘Leave, bastard!’ I’d only been here two weeks. I hadn’t even done anything!” Blackhurst also doesn’t agree that he’s been too hard on students. “There should be a little whining,” he says, “when students are asked to do things they’ve never done before, like homework and study hall.” In the past, he adds, “we did a lot of artificial self-esteem . . . I want Pine Ridge to be the best school in the world. And to be really good, you gotta pay a price.” Some former Pine Ridge parents and faculty members say that price has been too high. As the parent of one former student put it, “We all have a profound sadness and pain that our community has been decimated. That’s the common theme for all of us.” Several former Pine Ridge employees didn’t respond to requests to be interviewed. They include the former dean of students John Kaufman, who left Pine Ridge to start his own private school for students with learning disabilities in Wakefield, R.I. The school, called Middlebridge, is scheduled to open this fall. It will be staffed by a number of longtime Pine Ridge employees, and attended by some former Pine Ridge students. >

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ANDY DUBACK Top Hat Trivia Mania can be played Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m., at Nectar’s, Burlington; Tuesdays, 8-10 p.m., at Geoffrey’s Pub, Plattsburgh, N.Y.; Tuesdays, 8-10 p.m., at Mulligan’s Irish Pub, Barre; and Wednesdays, 8-10 p.m., at McGillicuddy’s Irish Pub, Montpelier.

t 7:30 p.m. on a recent Thursday, Daren and Jen Cassani are bent over a laptop in the DJ booth at Nectar’s in Burlington, putting the final touches on their quiz. They’re making sure the PowerPoint pages won’t pop up at the wrong time, inadvertently revealing an answer. If the Cassanis were schoolteachers, a slip-up like that might go over well with their students. But they’re preparing their lessons for a much tougher crowd: pub quizzers. You don’t want to piss off this rowdy bunch. The Cassanis own Top Hat Entertainment, a company that does everything from DJing parties to providing giant, inflatable boxing gloves to fraternities. They’ve been impresarios of Trivia Mania for three and a half years, and I’ve been a regular for three of them. Tonight, as always, my boyfriend James and I are eager to test our trivia mettle, along with our friends Pat and Brian. Handing out specially prepared answer sheets — which she’ll also correct and score — Jen tells me this job isn’t all fun and games. “We have a deadline every Thursday, but we also have a ton of other deadlines for the other things we have going on,” she says. “It would be great if we [Top Hat] just had trivia, and that’s all we had to worry about, but this weekend we have probably 30 gigs happening.” With wedding and graduation season in full swing, the couple hasn’t had much down time. The pub quiz, such as Trivia Mania, is a growing international phenomenon. In the mid-’90s, pubs

in Britain began using them to drum up business. Quizzes proved a sound investment, a cheap way to bring in a more rarefied clientele who might normally be at home reading. Like the one at Nectar’s, most trivia nights take two hours, with seven rounds of 10 questions each. A bar employee or hired MC asks each question over the microphone, and patrons jot down their answers. The winners of each round get prizes such as T-shirts and free alcohol, while the overall winner nets a larger reward. This week, we’re competing for free passes to the Harpoon Championships of New England Barbecue. We begin with the usual Miscellaneous round, a potpourri to get everyone in the mood. Questions range from “What are the two most valuable pieces in Scrabble?” to “Forrest Mars and Bruce Murrie introduced what product in 1941, a WWII G.I. favorite?” My team of four knows that Q and Z are the most valuable letters. James deduces that Mars and Murrie were M&M, inventors of the candy that melts in your mouth, not in your battle-worn hand. We score nine out of 10, as do a few other teams. Others score only one or two points. Many will leave, frustrated, before the game is over. Trivia Mania isn’t just about what you know, but what you can learn — the M&M question being a case in point. In the next round, which is all about detectives real and fictional, Daren asks, “Bing Crosby was an early choice, but when he said no, Peter Falk inherited what role?” Of

course, we know that Peter Falk is Columbo, but who knew that der Bingles had almost worn that storied trench coat? Most bars with quizzes buy questions prepared by large companies and sent all over the world. When I contacted Church Street’s Irishthemed pub, Rí Rá, to ask about the source of its Tuesday-night quiz, the manager was as ignorant as I was. He referred me to the corporate offices, but after talking with three other people, I remained unenlightened. The Cassanis found their market niche when they noticed a problem with mass-produced trivia questions. “One of them may be, ‘What’s the capital of Vermont?’ — but you can’t ask that,” Jen says. “Maybe in California or in another country, it would be a hard question.” The couple write their own quizzes and have even come up with “Vermont rounds” featuring questions about the minutiae of local geography. Trivia Mania got going in 2005 when the owner of Nectar’s offered the Cassanis a 12-week trial run. Top Hat now hosts four pub quizzes in the Champlain Valley, not to mention trivia quizzes for wedding parties, corporations and schools. Daren has owned Top Hat Entertainment since 1996, and before that ran a small, independent DJ company. He got to know Jen when she worked across the street from the Top Hat offices at the Vermont Bed Store, so the courtship began surrounded by mattresses. The only small crimp: Daren’s father was Jen’s high school

guidance counselor. Jen says, laughing, “I probably would have made some different choices in life, if I had known he’d be my father-in-law.” The couple soon joined forces, combining the skills Jen gained with her Champlain College business degree and Daren’s experience as an entertainer and salesman. In 2004, Jen bought out the other partners, making Top Hat fully Cassani-owned. Trivia forces the pair to take their work home with them in a whole new way. “It gets frustrating when we’re here all day working on other aspects of the business, and we get home and realize now we have to work on trivia,” Jen says goodnaturedly. Stress aside, the couple’s interactions are affectionate and display the easy rapport of compatible people. Jen and Daren both admit it’s tough to dig up 70 to 80 new questions each week, but bar patrons would never know. In the recent game, my team is deep into round three — traditionally the music round, in which teams must identify title and artist of songs played over the loudspeaker. This week’s theme: “Bad Songs.” As the uplifting strains of Europe’s classic “Final Countdown” resound, my teammate Brian observes, “Four out of four of these songs are awesome.” The other players seem to agree, singing along. Daren taught himself PowerPoint to add visual appeal to Trivia Mania, and the tool allows him to offer a movie round. One of the most popu-

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from the job they’ve been doing all week.� Jen chimes in: “All the postal workers, they tell us all the time, ‘We cannot wait till Thursday. We get a break, it’s so great.’� There are more groans of disappointment than squeals of delight after the difficult Literature round. Few people knew that John Tenniel illustrated Alice’s Adventures in

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have watched plenty of flicks over the last few years. Daren says their aim is “to build an atmosphere. We want movie clips that are going to be recognizable and people are going to enjoy, or [that] bring them back to high school when they saw that movie.� Many teams are 10 or more strong. Tonight, one table of 11 appears to include three generations of one family. One large team of frequent competitors is all lesbian; another is composed entirely of postal workers. I ask Daren what unites these diverse trivia hounds. “It’s people who like to get away for a couple of hours,� he speculates. “They can’t stay out till 2 in the morning, and it’s a way to see their friends and have a little break

Wonderland. Fewer still were aware that E.H. Shepard drew the original pictures of Winniethe-Pooh. At least, my team didn’t know. We merit five points out of 10 and start to worry we could be out of the running for that Harpoon barbecue. (Luckily, here at Nectar’s it’s the $8.50 all-you-can-eat chickenand-ribs night, and James and I have torn through two plates of the former and three racks of the latter.) Winning may be sweet, but trivia night is also about relaxing with friends. When I ask Daren which questions he most enjoys writing, he says comics, baseball and “Star Trek,� but he’s quick to add: “The kind of questions I like are the ones that get the teams arguing amongst them-

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o appreciate English playwright Joe Orton, a dark sense of humor helps. In the half-dozen or so plays that make up his life’s work, Orton wields a rapier wit — acerbic, often profane and always dripSTORY ping with sarcasm. He gleefully despoils ELISABETH the graven images of British society, such CREAN as church, state and family. And he mines taboos — incest, rape and pederasty — What the Butler Saw by Joe Orton, for laughs. Shocking? Yes. But funny. In his final directed by Bill Blachly. Unadilla play, What the Butler Saw (1969), he lamTheatre, East Calais. poons psychiatry, marital fidelity, sexual July 16, 23, 26, 31, August 1, 5 & 9, preference and Winston Churchill, among other targets. In a current production at 7:30 p.m. $20. East Calais’ Unadilla Theatre, the talented cast ably captures the spirit of the frisky farce. Orton biographer and theater critic 1:00:42 PM John Lahr credits the playwright for reviving “the outrageous and violent prankster’s spirit of comedy� on the English stage. Indeed, Orton first gained public notice not for his theatrical works but for an elaborate bit of criminal mischief. He and his partner Kenneth Halliwell stole more than 1600 plates from library books to decorate their apartment, altered almost 100 other volumes, and spied on patrons as they discovered the doctored captions and pictures in the stacks.

above the law. One gem: He wrote scathing letters-to-the-editor as Mrs. Edna Welthorpe, a prim theatergoer outraged by the scandalous plays of Joe Orton. Her missive to the Daily Telegraph, in response to Entertaining Mr. Sloane, read in part: “I myself was nauseated by this endless parade of mental and physical perversion.� In What the Butler Saw, a simple moment of bad timing kicks off a hilarious circus of accusation and innuendo, if not actual perversion. Dr. Prentice, a psychiatrist, is conducting a job interview with a nubile neophyte secretary, Geraldine Barclay. The final step involves a faux medical exam, the doctor’s ruse to disrobe and seduce her. When his wife walks in, Geraldine hides and Dr. Prentice attempts to conceal the girl’s clothes and fend off his wife’s suspicions. Mrs. Prentice mistakes Miss Barclay’s dress for one of her own and puts it on. She misplaced her garment at the Station Hotel after a close encounter with a debauched young page, Nicholas, who soon arrives demanding blackmail for photos of their brief rendezvous. A marital maelstrom is brewing between the sniping spouses when the officious Dr. Rance arrives to inspect the clinic. The Commissioner of Her

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The trial brought Orton notoriety, a six-month jail sentence and his first extended separation from his often overbearing older lover. Prison crystallized Orton’s sense that something was rotten about British society. “It was a revelation of what really lies under the surface of our industrialized society,� he wrote. Like his 19th-century counterpart, Oscar Wilde, Orton revels in exposing hypocrisy. Orton also shares Wilde’s talent for crisp bon mots. In fact, the prison experience seems to have liberated Orton’s writing. Within a year of his release, in September 1962, his career took off. His pranks continued, although he stayed

Majesty’s Government unleashes his wildly inaccurate diagnostic acumen and finds complex psychiatric syndromes everywhere he turns. As the chaos escalates, Rance’s relentless logic leads him to certify as insane nearly everyone around him. “Simple explanations are for simple minds,� he intones. “I’ve no use for either.� A daft but earnest bobby arrives in pursuit of the page, who is wanted for unseemly acts with a hotel room full of schoolgirls. Serial clothes switching ensues as characters swap genders and identities to escape arrest or psychiatric commitment. Misunderstandings and lies mount.

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m Will the sane, on lockdown together in the crazy clinic, survive the insanity? Director Bill Blachly blends the cast of veteran actors and teen newcomers masterfully. Orton’s witty lines, like Oscar Wilde’s barbs, require clear articulation and expert pacing. The dialogue must

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sniffing, shaking his head, raising his eyebrows, and sucking on his lower lip to emphasize key points. Pearson conveys beautifully how frustration drives Prentice’s increasingly desperate actions. He shows the confusion, disbelief and outrage simmering beneath Prentice’s tense surface, with strangled sotto voce asides, absentminded handwringing and red-faced reactions to some of the wilder charges leveled against the doctor. As the buxom, boozy Mrs. Prentice, Mary Wheeler energetically plays the randy foil to the straightlaced docs. Clad in a black-lace slip for much of the action,

David Klein gives a somewhat less nuanced performance than the rest of the ensemble. But his baffled bobby is entertaining nonetheless. He inhales steeply to stress the earnestness of his character’s pronouncements and engages heartily in the physical comedy, dressed only in Union Jack boxers for some of it. The two teens hold their own admirably alongside their more experienced cast mates. As Nicholas, Julian Kasow shows fearless aplomb and a game spirit. Wearing a leopard-print halter dress as the page tries to escape the authorities, stubble-cheeked Kasow teeters hilariously in high heels and feigns a girlish falsetto. Meredith Grubb plays the much-abused secretary with charm, creating a Miss Barclay who is ditzy but not dumb. Beneath her wide-eyed eagerness and gullibility, she rouses a fighting spirit when circumstances put her character in peril. Blachly handles all of the technical elements for this production. The costumes especially add to the comedy. If you have to run around in your underwear during a farce, make it funny. While the policeman parades his patriotism on his patootie, Miss Barclay wears bright floral boy shorts and Nicholas sports unicorn boxers. The set is the office and treatment room of Dr. Prentice’s clinic, and features three doors for multiple entrances and exits. Two ivory-painted gothic arches flank either side, and a large French door (leading to the garden) pierces the back wall. The key piece of furniture is a central curtained couch, where characters — usually in various states of undress and sedation — manage to hide from the others just inches away. Even though the stage at Unadilla is not large, Blachly furnishes it smartly and choreographs his actors’ movements well, so that the action never feels cramped or confined. The lighting for this production is one minor weak spot: bright at the front of the stage, but washed out a bit at the back corners. Orton’s outrageousness divided the critics, but audiences kept coming and the playwright enjoyed stirring the pot. What the Butler Saw turned out to be the merry prankster’s greatest success. Sadly, Orton never lived to see it produced. Kenneth Halliwell grew increasingly jealous of his lover’s burgeoning career. On August 9, 1967, he bludgeoned Orton to death with a hammer, and then killed himself by swallowing sleeping pills. The playwright was just 34. �

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t’s a daunting task to describe the essence of a spiritual space in pictures, yet South Burlington photographer Kristen M. Watson’s black-and-white series “We Wish to See God: Places of Worship” strives to make faith tangible. Her exhibition at St. Paul’s Cathedral in Burlington gathers images taken at Vermont churches and temples to reflect on how their architectural attributes and visual rhythms express holiness. In the process, Watson takes to heart the famous quote from Mies van der Rohe: “God is in the details.” Watson’s 9-by-12-inch photos — matted and framed to 19 by 22 inches — are alive with reiterated details. She writes in an online artist’s statement, “I do not propose any particular point of view on religion or spirituality, except to present the simple fact of its invariable presence manifested by the architecture that is the main subject of my work.” Yet Watson’s repetition does seem like a vehicle for describing the infinite nature of the concept of God. And here the “details” are expressed in terms of geometric abstraction. “Congregation I” contains an aggregation of horizontal bars contrasted by a grid of squares in the upper right corner. Where this meeting of linear elements occurs is not evident — it’s impossible even to tell what the subject is. But this makes the abstract presence even more compelling. “Aisle” is similarly mysterious. In the foreground of the tenebrous blackon-black composition, three carpeted stairs ascend in the lower right corner. The image’s darkness is daring: Watson grants viewers just enough light so they can adjust their eyes to the murk, as if entering a Holy of Holies. These photographs are not digital, and the subtle manipulation of grays and closely calibrated values indicate that Watson is a strong technician in the darkroom: She’s as astute with traditional processes as she is with aesthetic decisions. The main focus of “Pulpit I” is a pulpit lectern that forms a monolithic white trapezoid in the center of the composition. A Bible sits atop the lectern — in a position of ascendancy over the geometric shape. Bibles, hymnals and devotional texts appear throughout Watson’s works. Like her architectural details, the books recur as measures of light and dark. The photo titled “Judaica II” features a bookshelf full of The New Mahzor/ Mahzor Hadash. The books have white letters on black bindings and rest in

various orientations on the shelves. One book at upper left and two books at lower right are backwards, so their front-facing pages contrast with the rhythms of the Hebrew and English letters stamped on the bindings. “We Wish to See Jesus I” has the

the empty church. Ornate light fixtures hang from the ceiling like Baroque angels, and the tall pipes of an organ appear in a distant white wall. The photo’s brightness gives it the air of a heavenly stage, waiting for a show to begin. Watson’s photographs generally

is to convey the serenity of the spaces she depicts. “These places of worship are rich with a spiritual fervor that is expressed in the architectural craftsmanship of centuries past,” she writes, “and the loving maintenance of the well-used implements for connecting with God.”

Watson takes to heart the famous quote from Mies van der Rohe: “God is in the details.” most extreme depth of field in the show. The title phrase runs along the lower edge of the image, beneath a pulpit with an oversized Bible lying open on the lectern. Watson’s lens takes the preacher’s view: looking across the pages into

defy narrative, however; she prefers to “speak” with eloquent formalism. Her series is also devoid of figures — no humble parishioners or clerics appear in these portrayals of the sacred; no rituals are captured. Instead, Watson’s goal

Watson’s exhibition makes visible the intangible through her intimate understanding of the amazing grace of abstraction. MARC AWODEY

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RAFAEL CAUDURO: La Fiesta de la Bella Lengua (Party of the Beautiful Language) Potluck, an evening of art, Spanish conversation and dance, in conjunction with the exhibit "Sin Fronteras (No Borders)." Wednesday, July 16, 6-9:30 p.m., Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. See Rafael Cauduro in ongoing for more info. 'POMPEII AND HERCULEANEUM IN ALMA-TADEMA'S PAINTING "THE SCULPTURE GALLERY": This lunchtime gallery talk is by T. Barton Thurber, curator of European art. Wednesday, July 16, 12:30-1:30 p.m., Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2808. ALISA DWORSKY: The artist gives a talk entitled "On Site: Nature and Order," focusing on her installation work in the broader context of urban planning, architecture, landscape architecture and thematically similar work by other artists. Thursday, July 17, 7-8 p.m., Chaffee Art Center, Rutland. See Alisa Dworsky in ongoing for more info. GEORGEVILLE-FITCH BAY FESTIVAL DES ARTS: This arts festival in QuĂŠbec's Eastern Township features the works of more than 30 area artists at three separate venues in the historic lakeside villages of Georgeville and Fitch. The well-marked sites are easily reached from Vermont via I-91 to Derby Line and then on QuĂŠbec Rt. 237 about 12 miles north. Open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. More info at www.festivaldesarts. net. Saturday, July 19, 10 a.m. - Sunday, July 27, 6 p.m., various locations (Eastern Townships). 'JERRY GARCIA / A VISUAL JOURNEY': A nationally touring exhibition featuring the late Grateful Dead guitarist's lithographs, etchings and silk-screens, as well as rare original watercolors. Saturday, July 19, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.; Sunday, July 20, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m., Hilton Hotel, Burlington. Info, 610-999-5880.

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stacked into, say, a miniature town hall. And then, of course, knocked down. And then returned — in neat layers — to their homes: rolling trays or crates made from ash with trademark cherry plug accents, walnut boxes with antiqued hardware, or individually sewn drawstring bags. Jean, 46, who understands the need to play, provides a space for building and knocking down next to her farmers’ market tables in Waitsfield and Richmond.

JEAN AND JOHN BARBERI VERMONT BLOCK-N-TOY

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here’s something about wooden blocks that draws all ages, say Jean and John Barberi, the husband-and-wife team behind Vermont Block-N-Toy. Once, after a dinner party in their Williamstown home, they found an adult guest hunkered down on the living room floor with a set of their blocks. “You know what he does for a living? He’s the captain of an oil rig!” John, 51, exclaims with a laugh. It’s particularly hard to keep one’s hands off the couple’s heirloom-quality blocks. Cut one at a time from Vermont-harvested maple, lightly sanded and finished with a kid-safe mineral oil, they beg to be

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for crafts — she designs bead jewelry, too — the two have managed to fine-tune their new business in record time: They started making products only four months ago, and Jean is currently putting the finishing touches on the company’s website. John selects rough-cut wood at Tom Lathrop’s Exclusively Vermont Wood Supply in Bristol; it’s all Vermont-grown except the walnut. He cuts 1000 blocks at a time and planes, joins and sands them into precise 1.5-inch cubes, or increments thereof. The basic unit makes for easy building, John says; Jean adds that it’s a good way to teach kids fractions. Jean uses a drill press with an attached branding iron to burn letters into the alphabet sets, which the Barberis offer in addition to blank cubes and big-block sets. Branding instead of painting the letters ensures that they don’t rub off, Jean explains, and it eliminates the risk of toxic paint. Four sides of each block are stamped, and each letter occurs on four different blocks, so with a single set “You can spell Vermont but not Mississippi,” she notes. After lettering, all the blocks are dunked in cuttingboard oil and drained 300 at a time on a rack John built. One set of blocks is part of a game: Tic-Tac-Toe to Go. The nine cubes, each branded with an X or O, come in a drawstring bag that Jean sews and paints with a grid. Volume is already an issue for Vermont Block-N-Toy. The 20 sets of alphabet blocks Jean stamped over the last two weeks are sold; she needs to make 20 more before the weekend. What will the couple do as orders begin to exceed capacity? “Well, I have a daughter, and John has three sons and a daughter,” Jean says with a laugh. (Two of the sons already work for their father

in construction.) Serious again, she adds, “We could have a machine in here in five years, but I’d rather hire someone to do it manually who needs the job.” “It’s such a simple toy,” John chimes in. “We want to try to keep it all as low-tech as possible.” Until the website — www.vermontblockntoy. com — is launched, look for Vermont Block-N-Toy products at the Waitsfield and Richmond farmers’ markets and the Norwich Sunday Craft Fair, or call the Barberis at 433-5980.

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If Chittenden County customers want to visit the Vermont Block-N-Toy shop, it’s a bit more of a trek. The Barberis live near the end of a miles-long dirt road somewhere in the winding reaches above the Rock of Ages granite quarries. Their backyard is 200 acres of wilderness and swamp. John, a carpenter and head of Barberi Contracting since 1979, cleared the land himself, milled the wood on-site, and built the shop and nearby house, which he and Jean designed together. John was born and raised in Barre, where he returned after three years in the army. Jean, a Massachusetts transplant, first came to Vermont 20 years ago to earn a degree in liberal arts in Goddard College’s single-parents program. The two met online in a Vermont chat room eight years ago. One of the couple’s three grandchildren was the inspiration for their toy business: John made his granddaughter, now 3, a set of blocks for her first birthday party. “Thirty people were invited, and all the parents had bought presents at the stores,” he recalls. “When they saw my gift, they all wanted to play with it.” With John’s builder skills and Jean’s flair

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KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Paintings of cows and other Vermont-inspired creations. Through July 31 at Wild Fibers Studio & Gallery in South Hero. Reception: Wednesday, July 16, 5-7 p.m. Info, 310-9159. ELISE WHITTEMORE-HILL & ETHEL WHITTEMORE: Abstract mixed media and pastels. July 18 through August 10 at 215 College Street Artists' Cooperative in Burlington. Reception: Friday, July 18, 4-8 p.m. Info, 863-3662. FRANKLIN COUNTY ARTISTS: A group exhibition of works in all media by established and emerging artists, including Deborah Benoit, Robert Chaperon Jr., David Juaire, Lisamarie Charlesworth, Tinka Martell and Longina Smolinski. Through October 1 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Reception: Friday, July 18, 7-9 p.m. Info, 524-5700. TERRY ZIGMUND & REBECCA ZELIS: "Naturally Inspired," stained-glass works by the Burlington artist; and sterling jewelry by the Brandon-based metalsmith. July 18 through August 15 at Art on Main in Bristol. Reception: Friday, July 18, 5-7 p.m. Info, 453-4032.

ONGOING :: burlington area AMY JELEN: New works in stained glass. Through July 31 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 922-4586.

ANNE SPORTUN: "Experimetal Jewelry" by the Canadian designer; and DAVID JOHANSEN: "Light Forms and Icescapes," images of ephemeral objects and events. Through July 31 at Grannis Gallery in Burlington. Info, 660-2032. DAVE KINSEY: "Paper Trail," prints that reflect the human experience through images of urban figures by the Californiabased artist. Through August 1 at Pursuit Gallery in Burlington. Info, 862-3883. DAVID SOKOL: Prints from the artist's new book, The Golem of Church Street, and other work that examines and reflects on a "new and emerging anti-Semitism." Through August 9 at Kasini House in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. ELISE ENGLER & BARBARA ZUCKER: "Re-Figure," an exhibit of "portraiture" that conveys the essence of being without the physical likeness, but with illustrations of clothing, objects and other images. Through July 26 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. ELIZABETH CLEARY: Paintings of people, places and still lifes that emphasize light. Through August 20 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. 'GATHERING OF THE MINDS': "Pictures of the Universe and Faces of Nature: Hungerford Series," artwork resulting from two years of inspiration from residents and friends of 24 Hungerford Terrace in Burlington. Works done in oil, pastel, pen and ink and more. Curated by Bill Ottman and Matt Mantone and displayed in the Mezzanine. Through August 15 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. "HIROSHIMA-NAGASAKI ATOMIC BOMB EXHIBITION": Photographs and facts about the atomic bombings and calls for peace, presented by the Hiroshima Peace Memorial Museum. Through July 29 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. JOSHUA GIVENS: New works in oil and acrylic. Through July 31 at The Monkey House in Winooski. Info, 922-4672.

KAREN DAWSON: "Doing Time," oil and acrylic paintings assembled to go beyond the "radicalized finitude" of works of art. Through July 29 at Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. Info, 865-6227. KARUNA J. JOBANPUTRA: "15 Blessings," black-and-white photographs of people from India, Kenya and Tanzania. Through August 31 at Davis Center, UVM in Burlington. Info, 560-4390. KATE LONG HODGES & TED WADE SPRINGER: "Kate and Ted in the West: From Near and Far," photos and collage; and "PERSONAL STAGES FOR ALEX CHIRELSTEIN": A tribute to the late founder of VSA Arts of Vermont. Through July 30 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Beautiful, fun acrylic paintings promoting art and awareness. Through July 31 at Nectar's in Burlington. Info, 310-9159. KRISTEN M. WATSON: "We Wish to See God: Places of Worship," photographs in the church nave by the summer artist-in-residence, focusing on the spaces and devices used by Vermonters. Through August 31 at St. Paul's Cathedral in Burlington. Info, 864-0471. KRISTEN WATSON: "Homestead, the Journey Back to Mother," silver gelatin prints. Through July 26 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. LANCE RICHBOURG: "The Marilyns," paintings of the iconic actress Marilyn Monroe, two with Joe DiMaggio, on newsprint. Through July 31 at The Men's Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

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LINDA DURKEE: Mixed-media collages; and ISAAC GRAHAM: "Coast to Coast," oil paintings; and DEBORAH HILLMAN: "Art of the Inner World," paintings; and SARAH MILTON: "Abstract Reality in Color," oil paintings. Through July 31 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273. LOUISA LARSON: "Bellies and Babies," photos of pregnant women and their babes. Through July 31 at Viva Espresso in Burlington. Info, 876-7422. LYNNE BERARD: Watercolors of the Northeast Kingdom, in a style reminiscent of Georgia O'Keeffe; Pickering Room; and DAVE DAVIDSON: A career retrospective featuring works in glass, print and other media, Mezzanine Gallery and Reading Room Display Case. Through August 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. MALTEX SHOW: The hallways of all four floors are filled with paintings by Valerie Ugro, Gregory Albright, Lee Arrington and Peter Williams; monoprints by Nori Lupfer and Carolyn Shattuck; photography by Jim Rathmell; and sculpture and shadowboxes by Aaron Stein. Through August 31 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. MARY CASSATT: FRIENDS AND FAMILY: More than 60 paintings by the great American Impressionist, on loan from private collections and other museums, explore the family theme. Talks about the works daily at 1:30 p.m. and every Thursday at 6:30 p.m. from July 3 to August 14, in the Webb Gallery. Through October 26 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346. MATTHEW THORSEN: Black-andwhite portraits by the Burlington photographer. Through July 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 859-8909. MEMPHIS BARBREE: "Tibet in Exile," color photography, Gates 1 & 2; and JOSHUA NASE: Abstract mixedmedia paintings, Skyway; and DAN GOTTSEGEN: Oil paintings, Escalator. Through July 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166. MIRIAM ADAMS & ADELAIDE MURPHY TYROL: "Intimate and Expansive Views," recent paintings by the Vermont artists. Through July 29 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848. PAULA HASKELL: "Graceful Wind," traditional and modern windmill silhouettes in watercolor and ink. Through July 31 at Smokejacks Restaurant in Burlington. Info, 864-1886. RICHARD GOMBAR: Abstracted landscape paintings in oil. Through August 31 at Pine Street Art Works in Burlington. Info, 863-8100. RICK HAYES: "Best of Times, Worst of Times" — one wall features prints inspired by 9/11, the opposing wall shows "Apparition," a photographic display of a glass sculpture, "The Crystal City." Through August 29 at SEABA Gallery in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. 'STITCHED TOGETHER: QUILTS AND THEIR STORIES': Works from the permanent collection and the tales behind their creation and care. Through August 29 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. WARREN KIMBLE'S AMERICA: A retrospective of the internationally known Vermont folk artist, including his new series, "Widows of War"; and 'ART IN THE ROUND: SHELBURNE MUSEUM'S DENTZEL CAROUSEL': Recently restored hand-carved figures, as well as panels and vintage organ, from a 1902 carousel; and 'GROWING GREEN': An exploration of the creative uses of plants in contemporary design; and 'PURSE-ONALITY: HANDBAGS WITH ATTITUDE': Hip, funny and stylish handbags; and 'DESIGN REWIND: THE ORIGINS OF INNOVATION': Contemporary furniture and accessories compared with 18th- and 19th-century predecessors; and 'LONGOLAND: IT

MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS': Soft creatures by plush artist Joshua Longo; and 'QUILTS IN BLOOM': Stunning textile art from contemporary quilters; and Beach Lodge and Beach Gallery, re-opened with new exhibitions of big game trophies, Adirondack camp furniture and photographs of the American West. Through October 26 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346. 'WATER WORKS': Water-inspired art and objects, from pitchers to holy water sprinklers to beach-resort photographs, from the permanent collection. Through August 24 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. 'WORLD VIEWS: PAINTING AND PHOTOGRAPHY': New Orleans paintings by Michael Savoie; "Hidden Beauty," photographs of the frozen lake by George Rooney; Vermont seasons paintings by Marilyn Neagley; and women of Senegal, photographs by Micshu Harris. Through August 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 651-9692.

:: central AMALIA ELENA VERALLI & HENRY ERICKSON: Flower macro photographs and "Water Sutras" photographs, respectively. Through August 3 at Bundy Center for the Arts in Waitsfield. Info, 496-4781. ARTHUR WILLIAMS: "Remembering Maine," paintings. Through July 31 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-3291. ARTHUR ZORN: "Improving Visions," new works by the Vermont artist. Through July 31 at Governor's Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. 'BAZAAR BIZARRE': A gallery full of odd items, from Mali basketry to Urdu totes to stone candelabras and more. Through July 30 at Cooler Gallery in White River Junction. Info, 295-8008. BREAD & PUPPET POSTER EXHIBIT: Limited edition original historical and political posters and Bread and Puppet Press art. Through July 31 at Plainfield Community Center Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-4662. DAVID A. PORTER: "Urban Exploration," 35mm photography of abandoned mills, factories and other buildings around New York and Vermont. Through July 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. GRETCHEN ZIMMER: "A Tribute to Claude Monet," the waterlily paintings. Through August 31 at Rhapsody Café in Montpelier. Info, 229-6112. JACK SABON: Oil abstractions on board, influenced by Alaskan folklore, by the Native American artist. Through July 31 at Vermont Chocolatiers in Northfield. Info, 253-8220. JOHN BRICKELS: "Bolts and Bots," clay sculptures, including a new series of robots. Through August 24 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680. 'LAND ON PAPER': The second annual show of landscape prints by studio members. Through July 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. 'LEAVE A PAPER TRAIL': A group show exposing the versatile and beautiful qualities of paper, Main Floor Gallery; and SPAULDING HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS: Artworks, Second Floor Gallery; and MARY E. JOHNSON: "Defining Nature," photographs, Third Floor Gallery. Through July 26 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. MATT LARSON: Digital photographs of Vermont. Through August 31 at Axel's Frameshop in Waterbury. Info, 244-7801. MELANIE PHELPS: "Circles and Spirals," acrylic paintings. Through August 3 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141. MICKI COLBECK: "Faces," oil paintings. Through August 8 at Tunbridge Public Library in Tunbridge Village. Info, 889-9404.

MISSY CARY STORROW & ROBIN LAHUE: "Crossings," a spiritual interpretation of the bridges of Montpelier in various media. Through August 31 at Westview Meadows in Montpelier. Info, 485-7770. 'ODD BABIES: FOUR ARTISTS EXPLORE THE DOLL': Vermont artists Nina Gaby, Chris London, Tiffany Ownbey and Beth Robinson exhibit "dolls" in clay, fabric and papier-mâché, bridging craft and fine art. Through July 20 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680. PENELOPE JENCKS: Sculpture in bronze, terracotta and plaster. Through July 30 at Big Town Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. REBECCA GOTTESMAN: "Nature's Wonders," large oil landscape paintings by the Upper Valley artist. Through September 30 at Tip Top Café in White River Junction. Info, 356-6200. 'WOMEN TO WATCH: FOUR PHOTOGRAPHERS': Photographic works by Bethany Bond, Luciana Frigerio, Lynne Jaeger Weinstein and collaborative pieces by Tarrah Krajnak and Wilka Roig, curated by John Miller for the Vermont Committee of the National Museum of Women in the Arts. Through August 13 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

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'TIME WELL SPENT': Students of the Johnson State College advanced photography and digital media programs, mentored by John Miller, took these images of elder residents at the Craftsbury Community Care Center. Through September 6 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964.

:: northern 10 DAYS OF ARTS AND CRAFTS: The Wooden Horse Arts Guild members show and sell their wares to benefit its educational programs for area youth. Pastel and watercolor classes offered as well. July 18 through 27 at American Legion Post 28 in North Troy. Info, 988-4300. ANNE CADY: "Heart in Hand," new paintings that pay homage to the beauty of Vermont. Through August 31 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818. COOPERATIVE GALLERY SHOW: Artwork by the 24 gallery members includes all styles of painting, collage, threedimensional works and notecards. Through October 31 at Jacob Walker Art Gallery in Morristown. Info, 244-6648. CRISTINA PELLECHIO & ESME THOMPSON: The ceramic artist and painter share an exhibit in the East Gallery. Through August 30 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. DON SUNSERI: Artworks by the late founder of the GRACE progam, along with pieces by artists who currently work there: Michael Gray, Marie La Pre Grabon, Carol Putham and Kathy Stark. Through July 31 at White Water Gallery in East Hardwick. Info, 563-2037. DOT KIBBEE & MERRILL DENSMORE: Unique, delicate, heavily patterned paintings, and colorful, bold paintings of the rural Vermont landscape, respectively. Through July 24 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857. ERNEST HAAS: The well-known maritime and historical artist has a rare solo show of paintings and limited-edition prints, including one of the Isle La Motte Light. Through July 17 at Fisk Farm Art Center in Isle La Motte. Info, 658-0565. 'EXPOSED! 2008': Curated by Meg McDevitt, this annual group outdoor sculpture show features works by more than two dozen artists, on the gallery lawn and sited around town. Maps of sculpture locations at the gallery and the Stowe Area Association office. Through October 11 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. FRANKLIN COUNTY ARTISTS: A group exhibition of works in all media by established and emerging artists, including Deborah Benoit, Robert Chaperon Jr., David Juaire, Lisamarie Charlesworth, Tinka Martell and Longina Smolinski. Through October 1 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-5700. GARY ECKHART, ELIZABETH ALLEN & ROBERT F. AIKEN: "Quintessential Vermont," local landscape paintings in watercolor, oil and acrylic, respectively. Through August 31 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653. JOEL FISHER: Thirty bronze sculptures that had been stolen from the artist's home and studio last winter, and recovered. Through July 23 at Red Mill Gallery in Johnson. Info, 635-2727. JULY FEATURED ARTISTS: Highlighted members of the cooperative gallery this month are photographer Jo Ann Wazny, painters Nancy Hayden and Patrick Murphy, and textile basket maker Pam Voss. Through July 31 at Artist In Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403. KATHLEEN MANLEY: "New England Views," oil landscape paintings. Through August 17 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

MICHAEL STRAUSS: "Looking Under the Surface," a personal journey of an artist at work featuring photographs, descriptive text, in-process and completed landscape and still-life paintings. Through July 31 at Catamount Arts Center in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-2600. RAFAEL CAUDURO: "Sin Fronteras (No Borders)," realist/surrealist paintings by the Mexican master, considered the "Diego Rivera of the 21st century." Through August 30 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

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THE MISSISQUOI NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE PROJECT: An exhibit of paintings and photographs reflecting the wildlife, water and landscape by members of the St. Albans Artists' Guild. Through July 31 at Missisquoi National Wildlife Refuge in Swanton. Info, 868-4781.

:: southern JUDY HAWKINS: Oil landscape paintings by the Westminster artist. Through July 26 at Crowell Gallery in Newfane. Info, 387-4854.

JANET FISH: "Into the Light," contemporary realist paintings that explore the action of light on objects, by the Vermont artist. In the Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum. Through September 23 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405. 'PAINTING THE BEAUTIFUL': A major retrospective of American Impressionist paintings from the Michener Art Museum Collection. Through August 11 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405.

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theborowitzreport Liberal Bloggers Accuse Obama of Trying to Win Election Nominee Called Traitor to Democrats’ Losing Tradition

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he liberal blogosphere was aflame today with new accusations that Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is trying to win the 2008 presidential election. Suspicions about Sen. Obama’s true motives have been building during the past few weeks, but not until today have the bloggers called him out for betraying the Democratic Party’s losing tradition. “Barack Obama seems to be making a very calculated attempt to win more than 270 electoral votes,” wrote liberal blogger Carol Foyler at LibDemWatch. com, a blog read by a half-dozen other liberal bloggers. “He must be stopped.” But those comments were not nearly as strident as those of Tracy Klugian, whose blog LoseOn.org has backed unsuccessful Democratic candidates since 2000. “Increasingly, Barack Obama’s message is becoming more accessible, appealing and, yes, potentially successful,” he wrote. “Any Democrat who voted for Dukakis, Mondale or Kerry should regard this as a betrayal.” Democratic National Committee chairman Howard Dean said that he was “sympathetic” to the concerns of bloggers who worry that their nominee seems stubbornly bent on winning the

election, but he warned them that the DNC’s “hands are tied.” “If Sen. Obama is really determined to win, I don’t think any of us can talk him out of it,” Mr. Dean said.

Any Democrat who voted for Dukakis, Mondale or Kerry should regard this as a betrayal. Tracy Klugian

Liberal bloggers said that they would be watching Sen. Obama’s vicepresidential selection process “very closely” for signs that he is plotting toward a victory in November. “Barack Obama still has a chance to pick someone disastrous as a sign that he wants to lose this thing,” Ms. Foyler wrote. “If not, he should brace himself for some really mean blog posts.”

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Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine.

Difficulty this week: H H = Moderate HH = Challenging HHH = Hoo, boy!

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com.

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ing your astrological omens for the upcoming weeks, I got really excited. There was so much I wanted to tell you. I popped a chunk of organic, fair-trade, cruelty-free, espresso-tinctured chocolate in my mouth and sat down to type an extravagant message. Maybe it was because I was overly pumped up, but in the next moment I accidentally swallowed the candy whole. What a waste! I’d gotten none of the bliss of sliding it around my tongue and mouth. But I recognized this apparent bad luck as a sign of what I needed to tell you: Don’t get so worked up about the oncoming pleasures that you engorge them whole without even tasting them.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In his book

In My Other Life, Paul Theroux imagines another version of himself — the “story of a life I could have lived had things been different.” I think you’d benefit from carrying out a similar exercise, Taurus. Daydream about the inner potentials you’ve never developed, the inviting destinations you’ve never actually sought out, the initial interests that never grew into full-fledged relationships — and then fantasize that you are in fact doing those things. Aside from being fun, this experiment could lead you to actually try out some possibilities that maybe you should have considered long ago. And it might at least free up energy that has been trapped inside feelings of remorse.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Kate Knapp Johnson’s poem “Meadow” begins like this: “Half the day lost, staring / at this window. I wanted to know / just one true thing // about the soul.” She goes on to imply that she wasn’t successful in her meditation. You, on the other hand, will enjoy a boom time if you go in quest of such insight. By next week, you could discover at least five true things about the soul. Here’s one possible truth now: The soul needs nourishing stories in the same way the body needs healthy food. CANCER (June 21-July 22): I really do feel that you’re here with me as I create these horoscopes. In a sense, you’re my assistant. Our telepathic connection is utterly palpable

and practical. The hopes and questions you project my way stream into my higher mind, coloring my psychic environment and enriching my desire to give you exactly what you need. Now, in accordance with the astrological omens, I’m asking you to give our collaboration more conscious intention. It’s time for you to be aggressive about seeking help and inspiration — not just from me, but from everyone. Try this for starters: Once a day for five minutes, visualize that you and I are sitting face-to-face and discussing the issues that feed your longing to be brave and free and authentic and smart and loving and creative.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free,” said the sculptor Michelangelo about a statue he made. Let that approach be your guide in the coming weeks, Leo. Proceed according to the hypothesis that the beautiful thing you want to create is embedded in stuff that’s hiding its true nature, and your job is simply to liberate it from what’s extraneous. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Dear Rob

‘Fat-Burner’ Brezsny: I used the Sweet and Sassy Toner video and lost only two pounds in five weeks. I tried the No More Love Handles program and actually gained weight. The only thing that really worked was your column. Reading your horoscopes has, I’m convinced, been responsible for bringing me much closer to having my dream body. You’ve helped me jettison a ton of psychic fat, not to mention a wad of guilt, a load of concern about what other people think of me, and a mass of remorse about the past. I never realized how much of my extra weight had to do with psychological burdens I was carrying. This is the lightest I’ve ever been! Grateful Virgo.” Dear Grateful: Give yourself credit, too. It has been courageous of you to get rid of your unnecessary buffers. By the way, this week will be the climax of the shedding process. Celebrate your success by emptying out even more.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Barack Obama may not be the messiah, but in comparison to the person he will replace as President of the

United States next January, he’s the second coming of King Arthur. Still, it’s crucial to keep in mind that Obama can’t single-handedly and magically heal all the havoc inflicted on America and the world by He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named. The resuscitation will have to be accomplished primarily by we-the-people, and as much on the local level as in the federal realm. In the same way, Libra, fixing the problems that are vexing your personal sphere must be the task of the whole group, not just the boss or leader. I suggest you work on convincing everyone to take more responsibility and be more accountable. It’s time to apply the principles of grass-roots democracy to your own life.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In ancient Egypt, wealthy people adorned their pet crocodiles with gold bracelets, amulets, and other jewelry. Let’s use that as a metaphor for you in the coming week. What is the most beastly and dangerous part of your psyche, and how might you beautify it? What steps could you take to civilize or ennoble your reptilian brain? Are there any ways you could make the crocodilian aspect of yourself look less scary and more inviting? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It’s

like you’ve stumbled upon the Cosmic Lost and Found Office, Sagittarius. Whether or not it happened “by mistake” is irrelevant: It’s an opportunity to recover good stuff that prematurely disappeared from your life. But keep in mind that your valuables may be mixed in with abandoned and forgotten junk, both yours and other people’s. You might initially feel discouraged at the prospect of having to wade through all that meaningless dross in order to locate your treasures. Don’t give up. Your diligence will ultimately be rewarded.

to those two questions is yes, the coming weeks will be prime time to get to work. Now here’s my third question: In what precise ways would you have to change yourself in order to get more of the love you long for? Write down or print out your thoughts on a piece of red paper.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A cardinal had a confrontation with my picture window yesterday. For 45 minutes, it hammered its beak against the glass. With the help of my good friend and research assistant Google, I figured out that the bird had probably mistaken its own reflection for a rival that it was trying to attack. Now I’m offering this scene as a cautionary metaphor for you, Aquarius. Keep three lessons in mind: 1. If you feel the urge to fight others, you’re probably mad about something in yourself. 2. Watch your tendency to get fixated on an image that is at best a distorted representation of a real thing and not the real thing itself. 3. Don’t hurt yourself or drive yourself crazy in an effort to chase away an illusion. PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): The uterus of a pregnant sand tiger shark is not exactly a peaceful sanctuary. Her eggs hatch in there well before she gives birth. Soon the multiple embryos begin a fight to the death. By the time the mother goes into labor, there’s just one pup remaining. I suspect there’s now a similar kind of survival-of-the-fittest struggle going on within the metaphorical womb of your imagination, Pisces. Several pretty good brainchildren are tussling for supremacy. Which one will defeat and eat the others and grow into maturity? I bet we’ll find out soon.

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GOLDEN OLDIES Del Toro’s followup pits everybody’s favorite kitten-loving demon against a massive force of ancient mechanical warriors.

an’s Labyrinth proved that Spanish director Guillermo del Toro has an unrivaled gift for dreaming up beautifully bizarre worlds and bringing them to life. His new movie offers proof to admirers of that film that he also has a sense of humor. A follow-up to his 2004 monster hit, Hellboy II: The Golden Army may be the most visually inventive, richly imagined popcorn movie ever made. Had any other director lent his or her talents to adapting this source material, the result would almost certainly have been just another comic-book superhero throwaway. Working with series creator Mike Mignola, del Toro may not have raised the material to the level of art, but he does fashion it into a feast for the eyes that offers some of the season’s freakiest film fun. Ron Perlman is back as the cigar-puffing, kittenloving agent for the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense. Having missed the original, I only recognized while watching the sequel what a debt Hancock owes to Mignola and del Toro. Like Will Smith’s character in that picture, Perlman’s is a crime fighter who has serious PR problems and a fondness for booze. Like Hancock’s, Hellboy’s public has mixed feelings about him, in this case no doubt stemming from the fact that he’s huge, red, equipped with a tail and, you know, a devil. He has other problems, too. On the home front, his girlfriend and colleague Liz (Selma Blair), who bursts

into flame when upset, is bursting into flame a lot. Their relationship has hit a rough patch. On the saving-the-world front, there’s the matter of an elf prince (Luke Goss) who looks like Johnny Winter and wants to rid the Earth of humankind by waking a dormant army of giant robot warriors. All he needs to do is locate the missing piece of a magic crown, and the power will be his. And that’s pretty much the story: Hellboy, Liz and a pair of supernatural sidekicks make it their mission to prevent the prince from finding that missing piece. Del Toro both wrote and directed, and it’s clear he channeled most of his energies into the latter role. The slightness — and silliness — of the narrative are greatly compensated by the visual marvels the filmmaker conjures. This is a big dumb summer movie, and del Toro knows it. He’s not out to create great cinema here; he’s out to have a good time with the millions at his disposal, and what floats his boat more than anything is filling the screen with fanciful life forms and wondrously strange worlds. The George Lucas of his generation, he’s like a kid in an eye-candy store.

Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak or Margot Harrison are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers.

Among the movie’s several masterstrokes: the Troll Market, a subterranean bazaar bustling with uncountable weird creatures (obviously inspired by the famous saloon scene in Star Wars, but trippier by far); a skyscraper-sized beanstalk monster that attacks Manhattan; a swarm of razor-fanged “tooth fairies” that rips into art collectors at an auction house about to take bids on the magic crown; a mountain of an alien thug named Mr. Wink — and, let us not forget, the Angel of Death brought to glorious CGI life. Certain aspects of the picture are somewhat less inspired. Hellboy’s a grumpy hoot, but his fish-headed sidekick, Abe Sapien (Doug Jones), is an often-tiresome C-3PO clone. The evil prince is disappointingly ho-hum for a dude who’s this close to world domination. The great Jeffrey Tambor is squandered in the role of a high-ranking Bureau official. And, while many of the director’s walking, talking concoctions are thrillingly original, a surprising number prove minor variations on Pan’s unforgettable Pale Man. And then there’s the Golden Army. Row after computer-generated row of identical marching machines. Do we really need Guillermo del Toro for a spectacle of this caliber? Movies like The Mummy have been serving up this sort of thing for years. While thin on story and a bit uneven, the filmmaker’s latest finds him at his most creatively playful, and that’s good news for viewers who take their celluloid with a dash of psychedelia. You may see a funnier or more exciting movie this summer, but it’s doubtful you’ll run into one that’s further out there. It may not be all it might have been, but this is one army you won’t regret joining. RICK KISONAK

The Dark Knight HHHH

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BAT-ERDAMMERUNG The knight may not be darkest before the dawn in Nolan’s sequel, which screened in Montpelier this weekend.

irector Christopher Nolan made his name with Memento (2000), a gorgeous puzzle of a movie you have to see more than once to know what the hell happened. For somewhat different reasons, the same could be said of Nolan’s second Batman movie, The Dark Knight. It’s the Wagner’s Ring Cycle of superhero flicks — just as operatic and overblown, just as heavy-handed and myth-laden, just as apocalyptic and genuinely absorbing. The thing is, Nolan has squeezed enough material for a saga into two and a half hours. The action moves insanely fast, the exposition is breathless, and the big setpieces practically tread on each other’s heels. Down time doesn’t exist in this film. Batman Begins (2005) was an effort to reboot the DC Comics movie franchise that descended into camp in the 1990s with duds like Batman & Robin. Christian Bale’s Batman is moody and martial-arts-trained, and Nolan’s Gotham City is gritty and Mob-dominated. Gone are the twisted humor and oddball production design of Tim Burton. Still, in their different ways, both Burton and Nolan did their damnedest to erase memories of the Adam West TV series and make Batman’s suit and gear seem less, well, silly. Neither completely succeeded: Either you accept the idea of a crime-fighting billionaire playboy who chooses to dress like a bat, or you don’t. Inspired by Frank Miller’s ground-breaking Return of the Dark Knight comics, Nolan and his screenwriter brother Jonathan make Batman a noir hero walking a thin line between justice and vigilantism. Despite a secret collaboration with police Lieutenant Gordon

(Gary Oldham), the Caped One is always a potential threat to the civil society he’s sworn to protect. At the same time, because he gives himself “rules” — as the Joker sardonically points out — he’s at a disadvantage vis-à-vis the bad guys, who don’t mind causing collateral damage. They may even want to. The genius of The Dark Knight is in presenting the Joker, the primary antagonist, as a terrorist without a cause. Basically, there are two plots here. The more traditional storyline involves intrepid new district attorney Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart), who wants to smash Gotham’s crime organizations and reluctantly accepts Batman’s help. Then there’s the pure force of chaos that Heath Ledger’s Joker represents, whether he’s teaming up with the criminals or dispatching them in creatively gruesome ways. He’s a free agent, fond of mind games, and seems to be able to wire just about anything to explode just about anywhere. Cynics may be forgiven for wondering if critics would already be proposing an Oscar for Ledger if the late actor were still with us. True, people don’t often get Academy-anointed for bringing to life an unholy cross between Keyser Söze, Crispin Glover and Sid Vicious — but they should. Ledger is the movie’s motor. For all his smeared makeup, nasal lisp and spastic gait, he still has enough animal vitality to make Batman look like a whiny putz. That’s ironic, considering talented Bale is the screen’s original American Psycho. But if the summer has taught us anything, it’s that a superhero with a

“dark side” is our new cliché. After arms dealer Tony Stark, soused Hancock, anarchically raging Hulk and the sadists in Wanted, Bruce Wayne actually looks like a Boy Scout. He ends up being far less interesting than Eckhart’s character, even if the script’s central conceit — that Batman is tempted to pass his cape to the “white knight” D.A. — doesn’t hold up to much scrutiny. Eckhart specializes in playing golden boys who have weathered into assholes, and you can almost hear him breathe a sigh of relief as his Eliot Ness-type character starts soaking up the surrounding corruption. The difference between The Dark Knight and the summer’s crop of other superhero movies could be summed up thus: Innocent people die. Often. In between beautifully orchestrated scenes of movie mayhem, we see urban war-zone sequences that evoke uncomfortable memories of real terrorism. It’s not a movie for kids; it’s an overheated crime melodrama on adult themes. Still, this is one sprawling mess that’s probably worth watching twice. MARGOT HARRISON

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JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH★★★ Brendan Fraser stars in this adaptation of the classic Jules Verne novel in which a science professor discovers never-beforeseen worlds and bizarre life forms deep beneath the planet’s surface. Anita Briem costars. Eric Brevig directs. (93 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset) KIT KITTREDGE: AN AMERICAN GIRL★★★1/2 Abigail Breslin stars in this first feature based on the bestselling American Girl series. The Oscar nominee plays a resourceful young woman who solves a mystery and saves her family’s home during the Great Depression. Stanley Tucci, Joan Cusack and Julia Ormond costar. Patricia Rozema directs. (94 min, G. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) KUNG FU PANDA★★★ Jack Black heads the voice cast in this computer-generated comedy about a lazy, out-of-shape bear who goes into training to fight off a powerful invading force. With Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie and Jackie Chan. (95 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden) MEET DAVE★★ Eddie Murphy plays a space ship that looks like a human being in this sci-fi comedy cowritten by “Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Bill Corbett. Gabrielle Union and Elizabeth Banks also appear. Brian (Norbit) Robbins directs. Ouch. (90 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset) MISTER LONELY★★1/2 Indie provocateur Harmony (Gummo) Korine wrote and directed this tale of a Michael Jackson impersonator (Diego Luna) who follows a Marilyn Monroe impersonator (Samantha Morton) to an odd Scottish commune. Fabled director Werner Herzog also appears. (112 min, NR. Roxy) MONGOL★★★1/2 From director Sergei Bodrov comes the epic tale of a warrior who makes it his mission to unite the Mongol people under one leader. With Tadanobu Asano. (124 min, R. Palace, Savoy)

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ou don’t have to convince Jason Frishman that food brings families together. The 34-yearold family therapist holds a PsyD from the Massachusetts School of Professional Psychology. He also co-owns a company called FolkFoods with his wife Shana Witkin, 33, that has become an integral part of the Burlington Farmers’ Market. On a recent Saturday in City Hall Park, slender, porcelain-skinned Witkin is stocking samples and tracking sandwich purchases in a notebook, her sunglasses perched atop her dark-brown hair. Frishman, a burly, genial-looking man with a trim beard, bounces their tranquil 4-month-old son, Micah Baer, in a baby carrier while he chats up passersby. Neither Frishman nor Witkin planned to own a food business. It all began when Frishman, a “conscious omnivore,” started to use creative cooking to get closer to his future wife. Witkin, a vegetarian, required

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meat substitutes: “We both love breakfast, and we used to buy those fake sausages, which were expensive, not so tasty and very processed,” she recalls. So sausage-loving Frishman applied himself to the task of inventing treats to satisfy both their palates. Every weekend he’d try something different, and “I’d give him feedback,” Witkin recalls. After considerable trial and error, they settled on a version they both enjoyed. The result: hearty, flavorful and filling “veggie patties.” In 2007, with help from family and friends who saw market potential in the product, the couple began churning out batches of the perfected pucks, along with a similar “crumble” ideal for chili or stew. While they could be considered meat replacements, neither product looks or tastes anything like flesh; but both are savory and delicious. “I like to say they’re ‘carnivore approved,’” Frishman quips. The pair also bottles a complex condiment, Master Sauce, that can be used as a dip, spread and

marinade. This winter, they hope to offer the trio of products at local grocery stores. For now, they set up their table with its festive red-striped cloth at the Saturday market in Burlington, where both excel at building relationships with customers. Last year, Frishman recalls, one man showed up at 10 a.m. each Saturday to buy two of their vegetarian Reuben sandwiches, called “Rubys.” The “Ruby guy” was seldom even a few minutes late, but his habit remained mysterious — until this summer, when he began stopping by with his wife and infant. Turns out that, while his wife was pregnant, she’d sent him out to satisfy her weekly craving for FolkFoods’ sandwiches. “We’ve become friendly now,” says Witkin, gesturing at her own sleeping child. Frishman scans the milling crowd. “If someone walks by with a samosa from the Samosaman,” he says, “I always ask if they’d like to try it with our Master Sauce. It’s not because I’m trying to make a sale. It’s because they go so well together.” He acknowledges, though, that many who try the combo do walk away with a jar. Frishman hesitates to refer to his sweet ’n’ spicy creation — which includes habañero, maple syrup, tamarind and cumin — as a “hot sauce”: “It’s more versatile than a hot sauce,” he explains. “It can be used in anything.” In fact, that’s how the darkbrown condiment came by its dominating name: Not because it makes you its bitch — although some heavy users reportedly feel that way — but because it’s multipurpose. It’s a robust, musky answer to the basic sauces used in French cuisine, which are referred to as the “mother sauces.” The slow-smoldering stuff is an ingredient in FolkFoods’ veggie patties, and it adorns their selection of hot sandwiches. The options are advertised on a dangling menu-mobile made of four log slices

Five Uses for Master Sauce 1. Mix it with any condiment: ketchup, mayo or mustard, and use accordingly. “My in-laws, who don’t like spicy foods at all, don’t make anything that has mayo without it,” Frishman remarks. It shows up in their egg, tuna and potato salads. 2. Blend it with coconut milk instead of curry paste for a sweet and spicy, Island-inspired dish. 3. Add a spoonful to onions while they’re sautéing. 4. Blend with mayonnaise, cream cheese, sour cream, or a combination thereof for a hot and cool dip. 5. Brush on meats, veggies or seafood before grilling.

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nity,” she says. “Being around somebody who loves to cook is kind of contagious. For him it’s not a chore; it’s relaxing.” “There are so many ways that food can be healing,” Frishman proposes. Along those lines, Frishman plans to add a food-related element to his counseling practice. “When families spend time together in some sort of mutually beneficial activity, they have a chance to relate, to create the sparkling moments that . . . mold families and help them grow,” he posits. The workshops he’s envisioning will teach parents how to work with their kids in the kitchen and encourage

Conch Stew with Master Sauce Jennifer Kiewit of Bristol, an amateur cheese maker and FolkFoods aficionado, is so smitten with Master Sauce that she wrapped a jar in a sarong, stuck it in a flipper, and brought it on a trip to Belize, where she invented this recipe. She’s sure it will taste just as good with “any other seafood,” but particularly recommends calamari. Spend the day snorkeling, keeping an eye out for conch, which prefer flat, sandy areas. If you don’t have time to spend the day exploring a reef, go to the nearest seafood counter and buy the flesh of your favorite saltwater creature. Sauté some chopped onion and garlic in oil with a little salt, then add some cubed sweet potatoes or winter squash, carrots and tomatoes to the pot. Sprinkle with herbes de Provence if you have some. If not, don’t sweat it. After the veggies have sautéed for a while, add enough liquid to cover them. The liquid can be canned coconut milk (cut with some water), or you can use the far superior and more exotic method of piercing a whole coconut and draining the water found inside. (To do this, hammer a nail into two spots on one end of the coconut, which will create a nice pouring spout.) I think whey would be good, too, if you happen to have a cheese-making friend. Simmer until veggies are as soft as you like them. In a saucepan, sauté the seafood with a little garlic, salt and — of course — Master Sauce! (Conch takes only about four minutes.) Add seafood to stew and serve over rice. Or, if you value simplicity or simply dislike doing dishes, you can throw a cup of uncooked rice in the stew when you add the liquid to the vegetables. By the time the veggies are soft, the rice will also be cooked. Add more Master Sauce to taste!

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positive communication at mealtimes. It’s something he and Witkin practice at home. Even though Micah Baer isn’t old enough for solid food, he’s always at the table when they dine. Another one of their outreach efforts will center on crafting fermented foods such as pickles, vinegar, sauerkraut and kimchi. “In fall, I want to have a fermentation fest,” says Frishman. “People can bring whatever’s leftover from the garden or CSA and a Mason jar . . . and leave with the jar full.” The goal is to help educate community members about preserving local produce for the off-season. Right now, Frishman’s deep in the midst of his own frugal “rot projects,” as Witkin affectionately calls them. Their fridge contains homemade yogurt, pineapple vinegar and pickled garlic scapes, plus an extra-pungent kimchi. In one corner of the apartment, a vat of maple peach wine is aging. “We’re cash poor and maple rich,” Frishman jests. Later, he plans to try making wine out of beets. “I’m fanatical about having some fermented foods every day,” he confesses, citing both their health benefits and their complex flavors. The number of “regular” eaters who return to the FolkFoods stand each week suggest Frishman and Witkin are on to something. So is the fact that the pair recently got a call from the Food Network about the possibility of appearing on a show. Unfortunately, Frishman says, the host decided to “take the program in another direction.” Fame isn’t foremost in Frishman and Witkin’s minds, anyway, though a little fortune wouldn’t hurt. Whatever they cook up, it’ll likely combine their favorite ingredients: community and good food. >

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For years, Dawn Boucher of Boucher Family Farm, 2x2-RETN041608.pdf 4/14/08 10:34:54 AM maker of award-winning cow’s-milk cheeses such as GoreDawn-Zola and Brother Laurent, has priced her wedges the quick way. After she cuts a wheel into twelfths, she scrutinizes each piece of cheese and decides whether to sell it for $5, $6 or $7. None of the slices are exactly the same size, but after evaluating thousands of pounds of cheese “by eye,” Boucher says, she has it nearly down to a science. And until last weekend, she adds, no one ever complained. That changed when Michael Larose, food-safety specialist with the Agency of Agriculture, stopped by Boucher’s stand at the Burlington Farmers’ Market last Saturday. On her blog (boucherfamilyfarm.blogspot. com), the cheese maker describes her version of what ensued: “[Larose] tells me I can’t sell cheese this way ‘because consumers don’t know what they are buying,’ and in my recollection, called it ‘fraud,’ to my face.” “Let’s be clear about this,” Boucher’s blog screed continues. “There are radishes, parsley, beets, carrots, flowers and scallions for sale by the bunch, not by weight. I can go to the local Hannaford and buy two lemons for $.39 each, but I can’t sell a piece of cheese for $5 flat without a weight from a state-inspected scale on the label? They have got to be kidding me.” Larose couldn’t be reached for comment. But Henry Marckres, chief of consumer protection at the ag agency, said the man was just doing his job. “There are customary 2x5-petfood071107.indd methods of sale for different items,” he explained. “A loaf of bread or certain produce you can sell by ‘the each.’” Not so with curds. “The standard method of sale for cheese is by weight,” he continued. If farmstead cheese makers have concerns about the policy, he suggested, they should approach the agency and propose a change. UVM Nutrition and Food Sciences Professor Cathy Donnelly, a dairy expert and member of the Vermont Institute for Artisan Cheese, got in on the action, too. On Saturday, she fired off an epistle to ag Secretary Roger Allbee. “He thanked me very much for the feedback, and I know he’ll look into it. He’s very responsive,” Donnelly asserts. “My point was that, for a small producer like Dawn, [any extra time commitment is] just going to drive up the price of the product. This could set a dangerous precedent. Does the woman who makes the beautiful nut butters have to start weighing them? If we all wanted commodity products by price, we’d all be at the supermarket.” Now, with a scale on its way to her farm, Boucher worries about the time it will take her to weigh each piece of cheese and write the poundage and price on the label. The scale she could afford doesn’t do math, so she’ll have to make her own calculations. Her other gripes involve nickel and zinc. Currently the Bouchers round off their cheese prices and often “drop the cents” when a customer purchases a sizeable chunk of meat. “For the amount of business that we do, we have to,” she says. “I don’t know if that’s legal anymore.”

Samosaman in Motion FINGER FOOD FACTORY TO GET A NEW HOME When Congo native Fuad Ndibalema participated in a Vermont Foodbank-sponsored 12-week training program on creating a food-based business, he never imagined where he’d be today. The entrepreneur, known to many as “the Samosaman,” has built a successful culinary venture on savory stuffed triangles, originally based on a family recipe. Sold wholesale to stores and offered at farmers’ markets, they’re hot-ticket items at the Chew-Chew Fest, too. Currently Ndibalema and his 21 employees churn out the golden-brown pockets in a Barre factory. But, he explains, they’ve outgrown the capacity of that space: “We don’t produce as many [samosas] as we need.” The solution: By the end of August, the Samosaman plant will have relocated to East Allen Street in Winooski. “The Burlington area is where the majority of my activity is,” Ndibalema remarks, referring to sales. Right now, his heavy commuting schedule limits productivity. While some of his current employees will follow the business to the Queen City area, others can’t afford to make the transition, so Ndibalema is trying to help them find work at other area businesses. “Since I have great personnel, I really want to keep them. If it wasn’t for them, you wouldn’t be talking about Samosaman,” he says. Once he’s established and has doubled his staff, Ndibalema plans to add a couple of new elements to his biz: factory tours — à la Magic Hat — and an African café. Samosas in many flavors “will be the main thing,” he says, supplemented with other traditional dishes. “There are Indian restaurants, Mexican restaurants and Chinese restaurants. Why not an African restaurant? We will be unique in this way.” The Samosaman’s forecast is upbeat: “It’s gonna be beautiful.”

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ou can’t beat the people-watching at Café Italia on Boulevard St. Laurent in Montréal. From the coffeehouse’s small sidewalk tables, an observer can take in the city’s swirling blend of color and culture: a Rasta-capped dad pushing a tandem stroller; a reed-thin, ghost-pale city girl; a man-sandaled Red Sox fan, presumably from the States; a fiftysomething Asian woman in a sky-blue business suit. One thing unifies this dispa-

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While on vacation two weeks ago, I felt what could only be described as a disturbance in the Force. There I was, whiling away the hours on a beach on Cape Cod, when I felt a presence I’d not felt in some time. But I couldn’t immediately put my finger on it, and returned my attention to basking in the surf and sun. Couldn’t have been anything too important, I surmised. When I returned home, I discovered a press clipping from the MontrĂŠal Gazette sitting on my desk with the following headline: “Phish wades into pool of reunion rumors.â€? Recognition hit like a biodiesel-powered school bus. That’s it! I thought. They’re getting the band back together! No wonder I’d thought I heard the sound of millions of hippies crying out in unison. And then silence. Upon further inspection, the article — provided to numerous media outlets by Reuters — didn’t really say anything most of us MONOTONIX in Vermont don’t already know. It can probably be best summed up by this quote from keyboardist Page McConnell: “Recently the conversations have turned toward the possibility of spending some time together,â€? he says in the article. Well, stop the freakin’ presses! Still, I couldn’t resist checking it out. I sent an email query to bassist Mike Gordon, who had this to say: “I feel that there won’t be anything more to say than what I keep saying over and over. As Page’s statement summed up recently: There are absolutely no plans, but rather enthusiasms.â€? So, is Phish reuniting? Sounds to me like an enthusiastic “who the hell knows?â€?

The story has been told a thousand times before: An Israeli punk band rocks too hard in its native Tel Aviv and heads to North America after being banned from virtually every club in its home country. The musicians land on American soil and make a name for themselves with raucous live antics involving setting fire to equipment and stealing drinks from audience members — only to pour said beverages all over each other. See what I mean? Totally clichÊd. Such is the story of riff-heavy rockers Monotonix, who are playing this Saturday at The Fifth Element, located at the bottom of Battery Street in Burlington. The mysterious Imaad Wasif and Two Part Beast and local indie-pop eclecticists Nose Bleed Island open the show. This week’s installment of charmingly bizarre rock is brought to you by the good folks at Tick Tick.

Speaking of jam bands, I would be remiss if I didn’t pass along that “Jerry Garcia / A Visual Journey� will be passing through the Green Mountains this weekend. The nationally touring exhibition is among the largest collections of the legendary guitarist’s artwork ever assembled and features lithographs, etchings, watercolors and handsigned originals. And the craziest part? He did them all with only nine fingers! Dude. Obviously, such a remarkable event could only take place in the hallowed halls of one of our finer art museums, right? The Fleming Museum, maybe? Not quite. Check out this particular long, strange trip this Saturday and Sunday at the Waterfront Hilton in Burlington. And yes, all the works are for sale.

BIG HONKIN’ SHOW Turning to stuff that actually is happening, honky-tonk hero Brett Hughes is getting together with some old friends for a rowdy evening of boot scootin’ at The Old Lantern in Charlotte this Saturday. Fans of Honky-Tonk Tuesday at Radio Bean will likely recognize the familiar cast of characters. The chrome cowboy will be flanked by pedal-steel wizard — and occasional Phish collaborator! — Gordon Stone, altcountry heartthrob Lowell Thompson, sultry singin’ chanteuse Marie Claire and bassist Tyler Bolles. Yeah, he’s related. Williston indieCeltic trio Pale Fire, winners of the 2008 Young Traditions concert, open the show. Rounding out the festivities — beneath the light of a full moon, no less — Flying Hayseeds will be serving up “flatbreads from a flatbed,� and the Vermont Ice Cream Company will be on hand with a scrumptious array of frozen goodies. For more info, see the calendar listing on page 22B.

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HEAVY HEART Few genres capture raw, unbridled angst quite like hardcore. Existing somewhere in the gritty ether between metal and screamo, Pennsylvania sextet Motionless in White proves that notion convincingly with an all-out assault of precision crunch and gut-wrenching vocals. This Sunday, the band is taking a break from a coveted slot on the Vans Warped Tour to take part in The Boys & Girls Club of Burlington’s Hardcore & Metal Showcase VIII at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. Also appearing are Last Chance to Reason, Dour Cursiva, Silence at Daybreak and local acts aVicious Cycle and Half Past Human.

JAMTASTIC Jam fans will want to take note of a relatively new entry into the noodlerock fray as Burlington quartet Amozen (pronounced AY-moh-zen) releases their debut studio album A Moment of ZEN this Friday at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. The group describes its genre-jumping sound as “alternative re-jam� and claims to have been formed under the philosophy of “love the sound you’ve found.� I’ll be honest, I have no idea what any of that really means. But if you do, I’d recommend checking ’em out. Philadelphia-based Latin rockers Among Criminals and Northeast Kingdom jam-rock quintet Coventry Rhode open the show.

SLEEPY TIME This next bit will no doubt come as a shock to regular readers, but there’s a really cool show this week at The Monkey House. I know, I can hardly believe it myself. Petty sarcasm aside, indie-electronica buffs will want to make their way into the Onion City this Saturday as Cambridge, MA, duo Arms & Sleepers take the stage for an evening of dreamy synth-pop and IDM. The band has been causing quite a stir in underground circles of late and seems poised for breakout in the near future. Also on the bill are Westchester, NY, indie outfit Moving Mountains and local boys My Dearest Darling.

BACK IT UP Finally, I have a bit of housekeeping to take care of before we part ways for yet another week. Last Wednesday morning, I turned on my trusty little black (Mac)Book, expecting to find the happy smiley-face icon gracing the screen as the laptop sprang to life. Instead, I was greeted by a folder icon containing a blinking question mark. Apparently, that’s not a good thing. It seems my hard drive had been damaged beyond repair or recovery. I lost ARMS & SLEEPERS everything. Email, contact info, old files, photos, stories and, worst of all, an iTunes collection that had been accumulating since Ethan Covey’s time as Seven Days music editor. I’m still a bit broken up about that last one. The point is, if you contacted me recently about coverage for your band, I no longer have the info. In an effort to put all the pieces back together as quickly as possible, I’m putting out an open call for artist submissions. I need music, pictures, contacts and band bios. You name it, I need it. Even if we’ve worked together before, chances are I no longer have your stuff. And if we haven’t ever been in touch, there is no time like the present. Isn’t technology fun? >

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FRI.18 << 11B BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free. Gladys Douse with Empty Pockets (rock), 9 p.m., Free. BANANA WINDS CAFÉ & PUB: Leno & Young (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free. BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Mansfield Project (rock), 6 p.m., Free. CHAMPLAIN LANES FAMILY FUN CENTER: U Be The Star Karaoke with Michaellea Longe, 9 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Sabotage: Return to the ‘90s (‘90s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. EAGLES CLUB: Karaoke, 8 p.m., Free. GREEN ROOM: DJ K (funk), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Amozen, Among Criminals, Coventry Rhode (jam), 8 p.m., $10/12. AA. JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: The Phil Abair Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free. MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Tracie & Paul Cassarino with Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: The Leaves, Steel Toe Booty, Pete Wyndorf (rock), 9 p.m., $5. NECTAR’S: Seth Yacovone (blues), 7 p.m., Free. Justin Levinson & Austin Sirch (indie-folk), 7 p.m., Free. PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Joe Adler & Electric Halo (rock), 10 p.m., $5. RADIO BEAN: Dan Ryan Express (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Jesse Ruben (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Blowtorch (rock), 11 p.m., Free. RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. RED SQUARE: Seven Days Presents “Up Your Alleyâ€? with Rick Reddington & The Luv (rock), 5 p.m., Free. Grippo Funk Band (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. RĂ? RĂ IRISH PUB: Supersounds DJ, 10 p.m., Free. SECOND FLOOR: Voodoo with DJ Robbie J. (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3/10. VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Tom Herzig & The VibroKings (blues), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Hollywood Farm (funk), 9:30 p.m., $3-5. CHARLIE O’S: The Lowell Thompson Band (alt-country), 10 p.m., Free. GUSTO’S: Zero Gravity (rock), 10 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Happy Hour with Knotty Pine (folk), 5 p.m., Donations. The Mathematicians (indie-rock), 9 p.m., $5. LOCALFOLK SMOKEHOUSE: Evan Crandle & The Too Hot to Handle (funk), 9 p.m., $3.

:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Exit Only (rock), 8 p.m., Free. City Limits Dance Party (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. ON THE RISE BAKERY: Dixie Red Delights (Americana), 7:30 p.m., Donations. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: The Sandra Wright Band (blues), 10 p.m., $5. STARRY NIGHT CAFÉ: The Gordon Stone Band (bluegrass), 8:30 p.m., Free.

:: northern BAYSIDE PAVILION: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free. BEE’S KNEES: Red Hot Juba (cosmic Americana), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free. JD’S PUB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. MATTERHORN: The Dopplegangers (rock), 9 p.m., $5. RUSTY NAIL: DJ Eric G (DJ), 9 p.m., $5. SHOOTERS SALOON: Fractured (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. THE TAMARACK GRILL AT BURKE MOUNTAIN: Dan & Susan Robinson (folk), 9 p.m., $5.

:: regional MONOPOLE: Out the Hasse (rock), 10 p.m. NAKED TURTLE: Perry Nunn (acoustic), 6 p.m., Free. Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Native Tongue (rock), 9:30 p.m., $3-5. CHARLIE O’S: Blue Fox & The Rockin’ Daddies (blues), 10 p.m., Free. GUSTO’S: Wandering Gypsies (rock), 10 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: The Lonesome Brothers, Putnam Smith (Americana), 8 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. ON THE RISE BAKERY: The Pulse Prophets (reggae), 7:30 p.m., Donations. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: The Kelly Ravin Trio (roots), 10 p.m., $3.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Earthman Band (Worldbeat), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Evilhero (indie-rock), 9 p.m., Free. MATTERHORN: Delta Junction (blues), 9 p.m., $5. PIECASSO: Karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. RUSTY NAIL: DJ Jimmy (DJ), 9 p.m., $5. SPRUCE PEAK AT STOWE: Anja Duo (classical), 12 p.m., Free.

:: regional KRAZY HORSE SALOON: E-Town Express (rock), 10 p.m., Free. MONOPOLE: Forman (rock), 10 p.m., Free. NAKED TURTLE: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free. TABU CAFÉ AND NIGHTCLUB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

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:: central LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Dicky Hayden & The Hunger Pangs (indie-rock), 5 p.m., Donations. Jazz Night with Parker Shper & Friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Donations.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: David Murphey (roots), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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Whether charging a babysitter with the task of watching our children on a Saturday night or tossing our car keys to a wheelless friend, it’s not easy to put the things we dearly love into the hands of others. To do so requires faith that whomever we’re trusting with our most treasured possessions will care for them as we would. With her latest collection of tunes, Voices of Friends, Vermont songwriter Carol Abair does just that, enlisting a handful of talented cohorts to perform her compositions. While occasionally burdened with sentimentality, the album fairly teems with down-home Vermont spirit. The result is a disc that even the most jaded critic can’t help but appreciate. Abair is a sturdy tunesmith. She rarely pushes boundaries, existing comfortably in the well-loved nooks of standard folk-song constructs. Her metaphors are effective, if somewhat obvious. Thematically, she touches all the usual bases: life, love and liberty — with a few obligatory references to passing seasons and country roads. While there’s nothing particularly groundbreaking in her writing, Abair’s work carries a subtle undercurrent of maternal tenderness that is pleasantly familiar. Giving voice to the songwriter’s words are her aforementioned friends. And she seems to have quite a few. Colchester singer-songwriter Rebecca Padula leads off the album with “When I Leave Winooski,” which also appeared on her own most recent album, Fire & Water. Karen McFeeters drops in on the heartbreaking ballad “My Only Son,” an album highlight. Here, Abair’s simplicity is her greatest asset, aided gracefully by McFeeters’ understated performance to relate the pain of watching one’s son march to war. It is a stirring number. Kip Meaker makes an appearance on the next track, “Outside Looking In.” The blues stalwart’s Marc Cohnesque performance is a standout. But the real treat here is the deft work by Phil Abair, Carol’s brother. The veteran musician handles arrangement duties for every track but one — “My Home Is Vermont,” arranged by Robin Gottfried. He also tweaked the knobs and faders from recording through mastering, and receives coproducing credit to boot. Despite the local A-list talent populating the album — Christine McConnell, Mark Lurvey and the late Rachel Bissex also have guest-vocalist appearances — the star of the show is Carol Abair herself. She even makes a “cameo,” taking the lead on the disc’s final track, “I’ve Heard Them Talking.” We could all use a good friend or two. With Voices of Friends, Abair was kind enough to share hers with us. Thanks, Carol. DAN BOLLES

I have a confession. When I first loaded Cherry Cassette’s debut Hot Gum into my stereo, I didn’t get it. I had high hopes, what with all the pink and zebra stripes on the cover. But after about a song and a half, I couldn’t help but think, Um . . . what is this? The whole thing just seemed over the top. Seemingly devoid of rhyme or reason, each song jumped to a new genre and different vocal styling, from falsetto to rap. The band’s tunes brought to mind some of Burlington’s favorite iconic ironics: Led Loco, Amadis and even Party Star. But without seeing CC’s live show, I couldn’t be sure. Is it supposed to come off this way? I decided to do some research and checked out the music video for “Disco,” the album’s opening track. Sure enough, the single — complete with Jet Jaguar’s dangly earring, the neon lights and a crowd of girls fighting boys to the ground in lustful fury — assured me of the band’s tongue-in-cheek attitude. Why the members’ pseudonyms — Jaguar, Jimmy Pointless, Ladyfingers Henderman and Sparks Douse — had not tipped me off, I am not sure. So, with new perspective, I returned to the album. And as Jaguar crooned on “Heaven in a Handbasket,” I couldn’t help but admit, Well, I think I get it now. At their best, Cherry Cassette remind me of late D.C. punkers Q and Not U: fun, catchy and danceable. At their worst, predictable guitar riffs and wailing vocals bring to mind radio-ready nü-metal. The band would be better served embracing Jaguar’s vocals and letting Jimmy Pointless take second tier. Both singers are talented, but Jaguar’s tracks seem to better demonstrate what Cherry Cassette have to offer. After all, this isn’t a variety show. Cohesion could be a great improvement. Despite their jesterly image, Cherry Cassette have serious game when it comes to the music biz. With the help of manager CT Turgeon, the band has, in a short period of time, released a well-produced album, completed two music videos, and secured multiple shows at Higher Ground. That’s more than can be said of most new Vermont bands. Cherry Cassette will perform next Wednesday, July 23, at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge as part of the Northern Exposure summer series. I have a feeling the live show is where this band excels. And I plan to be there — keeping an eye out for Ladyfingers’ fingers.

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try, the dog days are prime time for both up-and-coming acts and established favorites to load up the van and reach new audiences. Touring has never been a particularly lucrative endeavor, especially for lesser-known artists, so this summer’s record price gouging, er, hikes have been particularly problematic. “It seems like it’s really tough on bands all across the board,� says Nick Vaden, promotions manager at Higher Ground in South Burlington. “Whether it’s a smaller regional or local band that’s just trying to make gas money to get to the next gig, or even a larger band — with diesel prices being so expensive — it’s really hitting hard.� Matt Burr, drummer for Grace Potter & the Nocturnals, concurs with Vaden’s assessment. “It’s kind of a frightening situation,� he says. The major-label act has been trying to hold on to momentum stemming from last year’s national media blitz. And that means heavy touring. Unlike an independent act, the band has to deliver, especially with an upcom-

ing run of dates with The Black Crowes. “When you’re doing support tours, you’re not making much money,� Burr says, adding that the band’s label, Hollywood Records, chipped in some cash to help ease the financial strain. “We got lucky.� For bands without major-label backing, touring has become even more difficult. But as Colin Clary of Burlington indie-pop band The Smittens points out, it’s still a critical facet of being a working band. “There’s a difference between saying you’ll take an opening spot because it’s ‘good exposure’ . . . well, what does ‘exposure’ mean? Playing for free and not getting any benefits,� he says. “Or saying, ‘Let’s go meet some people.’ If you don’t go to other places, you don’t get to find your target audience.� The Smittens have a leg up on less established bands because they were able to tour when gas prices were lower. “If we were a new band just starting out, it would be terrible,� says Clary. “If you’re going to play New York for 40 bucks, it will cost $200 to get there.� The Smittens will head to the

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1/2 LOUNGE: Heal-In Sessions with Briandeye & Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Sick Puppies, SafetySuit, Sidecar Radio (rock), 8:30 p.m., $13/15. AA. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: 97.5 Eagle Country Music Showcase (country), 7 p.m., Free. Paradise Alley & Maple Creek (rock), 7 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: Drag, MJ & The Bees, Milkman’s Union (pop-folk), 8 p.m., $5. NECTAR’S: The Latham Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. The Latham Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Poets’ Jam with Trevien Stanger, 9:30 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Open Mike, 8 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: Bill Mullins Band (alt-country), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Russell (DJ), 11 p.m., Free.

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:: northern BEE’S KNEES: David Langevin & Ben Roy (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Laslo Cameo (Americana), 9 p.m., Free. PIECASSO: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. THE TAMARACK GRILL AT BURKE MOUNTAIN: Crooked Still (rock), 8:30 p.m., $12.

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GOING BATTY You’d expect to find the odd bat in the attic of a 106-year-old brick building. But the one causing a flap on the Akeley stage goes beyond “odd.” Bat Boy: The Musical tells the story of a smart — but not exactly normal — young man who’d rather hang upside down than fall head over heels. Based on “actual events” originally reported circa 1992 in the tabloid Weekly World News, the play sends up Broadway musicals by mixing hard-core rock and gospel with traditional show tunes. It also transforms kitschy, supermarketcheckout-aisle fare into a dark, bloody comedy about outsiders. Look for lots of identity issues, a villainous veterinarian and a classic love story — with a bite. ‘BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL’

Wednesdays through Saturdays, July 16 - August 2, at the Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961. www.stowetheatre.com www.batboyvt.com

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Craftsbury Chamber Players for Kids: Young ears take in a short intro to classical music. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443.

Burlington Peace Vigil: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

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dance ‘Salsalina’ Practice: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.

education ESL Group: Non-native speakers practice their English. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Spanish Conversation Group: Habla español? Brown baggers eat lunch and devour new vocab. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

etc. Book Sale: Browsers peruse pages on the front porch of a lending institution, then buy used volumes to fund its future purchases. 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. Stowe Free Library, Stowe, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. Charity Bingo: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the magic word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. Homebuyer Orientation: Before shopping, potential house hunters determine whether homeownership fits their needs. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4493 ext. 211. La Fiesta de la Bella Lengua: A potluck party celebrates Spanish art, conversation and dance. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 6-9:30 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 253-8358. Web Analytics Group: Members of the Williston website-metrics company EpikOne host a networking event for professionals interested in learning how online marketing works. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 877-273-9921.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. Middlebury Farmers’ Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 897-2121. South End Farmers’ Market: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls. Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8526.

health & fitness Healthy Hearts: Cardio expert Jae Elrich explains cholesterol’s function and outlines how the body’s strongest muscle alters its rhythms to meet situational demands. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

kids Animal Feeding: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. ‘Bugs with Trish’: State entomologist Trish Hanson shows off cool critters in a kid-friendly intro to insect facts. Lincoln Library, Lincoln, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 456-2635.

Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘A Brave Nation’: Informed citizens catch the first installment of a series by Control Room director Robert Greenwald profiling social and environmental activists. CCTV Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966. Dartmouth Double Feature: Without the King takes viewers to Swaziland, the last absolute monarchy; then Iron Ladies of Liberia profiles Africa’s first democracy led by a woman. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Barre Concert Series: Cold Country Bluegrass heats up a green space with original and old-time tunes. Currier Park, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267. Concert on the Bluff: Members of the Too Tall String Band cut Celtic songs and traditional Adirondack fiddle tunes down to size. Clinton Community College Bluff, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-4170. Craftsbury Chamber Players: The Chamber Players present sonatas from Handel, Vivaldi, Biber and much more to kick-off their summer series. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10-20, children 12 and under free. Info, 1-800-639-3443. Festival On the Green: Seven consecutive days of outdoor musical acts from Vermont and elsewhere mark this Middlebury music festival’s 30th anniversary. See www. festivalonthegreen.org for a full schedule. Middlebury Town Green, Middlebury, 12-10 p.m. Free. Info, 462-3555. St. Andrew’s Pipes and Drums: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335, jerdelyi@vhfa. org. Vermont Mozart Festival: AsianAmerican pianist Helen Sung offers a “Grand Isle Jazz” program rooted in the tradition of Thelonious Monk and Cole Porter. Gates open for picnicking at 5:30 p.m. Grand Isle Lake House, Grand Isle, 7:30 p.m. $29.50. Info, 862-7352.

sport Tennis Clinic: Racquet wielders get freebie playing pointers from Topnotch Resort’s pro coaches. Parks & Rec Tennis Courts, Stowe, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6450, egagne@ topnotchresort.com.

talks ‘Documenting Old Houses’: Architectural archivist Erin O’Grady explains the process of recording historic resources. Noyes House Museum, Morrisville, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7617. ‘Doesn’t Anyone Blush Anymore?’: Modesty? What’s that? World-famous author, counselor, lecturer and philosopher Rabbi Manis Freeman offers Judaism’s age-old secret to building strong relationships and lasting intimacy. Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 872-0544. ‘Hot Topics’ Lecture Series: Asher Price, an environmental beat reporter with the Austin American-Statesman, considers how Texas journalists cut through dueling scientists’ competing claims to steer readers to the truth. Room 110, Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1106.

Landscape Series Talk: Landscape architect Brian Vaughan discusses designs for stone work, gardens and retaining walls made of timber. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $10. Info, 864-3073. ‘The NEXUS Story’: Architectural consultant Andrea Atkinson describes the development of a constructionindustry nonprofit to aid “green” builders. Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

theater ‘Almost, Maine’: The residents of a bleak North Country town unveil their midwinter hearts in John Cariani’s series of magical realist vignettes. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $27-33. Info, 654-2281. ‘Bat Boy: The Musical’: A Weekly World News story inspired this melodramatic musical about the trials of a young man stuck between species. See calendar spotlight. Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $20, children 12 and under $10. Info, 253-3961. Comedy Night: Regional yuksters Kathleen Kanz, Oliver Barkley, Tracie Spencer and Mike Robideau do a quadruple header. Black Door Bar & Bistro, Montpelier, 8:30-10:30 p.m. $5. Info, 223-7070. ‘The Dining Room’: A.R. Gurney’s masterpiece of 20th-century American family life unfolds in a series of tablecentered tableaux dissecting birthday parties, holidays, breakfasts and affairs. Dorset Theatre, Dorset, 3 p.m. $15-40. Info, 867-5777. ‘The Light in the Piazza’: In the Tony-award-winning musical set in 1953, an American mother vacationing in Italy opposes her daughter’s budding romance with a native. Weston Playhouse, Weston, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $31-52. Info, 824-5288. ‘The Secret Garden’: Young actors with Very Merry Theatre present an original musical based on Francis Hodgson Burnett’s children’s classic. Battery Park, Burlington, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 355-6641. ‘What the Butler Saw’: In this seamy, late-’60s satire by British playwright Joe Orton, a power-hungry psychiatrist attempts to seduce his prospective secretary. See review, p.30A.Unadilla Theater, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968.

words ‘Readings in the Gallery’ Series: Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Maxine Kumin reads from her latest collection, Still to Mow. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. Spoken Word Open Mike: Poet and UVM English prof Angela Patten reads recent work at a gathering of bards voicing original verse and prose. Parima Acoustic Lounge, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 999-1664. William Alexander: The local author reads quirky-history excerpts from his book Forgotten Tales of Vermont. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. Community Darkroom: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures. Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127. Third Thursday Gallery Tour: Art appreciators peruse the walls of 11 galleries exhibiting works by nationally recognized artists, sculptors and craftspeople. Various locations, Stowe, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358.

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Business Workshop: Greg Maguire, director of the Vermont Government Marketing Assistance Center, explains how to grow a microenterprise with local, state and federal government contracts. 294 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 102. Queen City BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Technical College, Blair Park Campus, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965.

Stress Reduction Workshop: Tense, tired folks learn how to notice and take care of situations that leach energy. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. Zumba Fitness: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Olympiad Health and Racquet Club, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $10, first time free. Info, 310-6686.

education French Conversation Group: Would-be Francophones exchange info during déjeuner. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

etc. Book Sale: See WED.16, 9 a.m. Bridge Club: Partners shuffle cards and chat. Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. Charity Bingo: See WED.16, 7 p.m. Eco-Sew Workshop: Crafters create environmentally friendly beach totes from recycled fabric. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com. History Cruise: Narrated by Elsa Gilbertson of the Vermont Division for Historic Preservation, this voyage floats past significant forts, mounts and monuments while listeners enjoy hors d’oeuvres and beverages. Call for Shoreham departure point on Lake Champlain, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 388-2117. Montpelier Co-Housing Orientation: People interested in communal living based on sustainable principles chat about domiciles over a shared meal. The Gorges, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free, bring a potluck dish to share. Info, 229-4076, cfeistotr@ comcast.net. Summer Bridal Show: Ready for Lohengrin? Brides-to-be sample fashions and cake and enter a drawing for a Jamaican getaway at this Vermont Wedding Association event. South Station Restaurant, Rutland, 6-9:30 p.m. $5-6. Info, 459-2897. Thursdays at the Intervale: Kids make ice cream and plant seeds, then settle down for a puppet show about healthy snacking. Afterward, area DJs discuss the history and tools of “turntablism.” Calkins Community Barn. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101. Vermont Chess Club: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

fairs & festivals Connecticut Valley Fair: Amusement rides and agricultural exhibits augment pie-eating and milk-drinking contests, lawnmower racing, fireworks and street parades. Connecticut Valley Fairgrounds, Memorial Field, Bradford, 5-9:30 p.m. $8. Info, 222-4053.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.16, 2 p.m. Waterbury Farmers’ Market: Cultivators and their customers swap veggie tales and their edible inspiration at a weekly outdoor emporium. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 279-4371. Winooski Farmers’ Market: A teen-run stand selling produce grown in the town’s Landry Park is among the local foods, music and crafts on offer. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 11.

kids Animal Feeding: See WED.16, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. ‘Beautiful Bugs’: Chip Darmstadt, director of Montpelier’s North Branch Nature Center, brings live insects to an afternoon of educational slides and games for kids in grades K to 5. Winooski Memorial Library, Winooski, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424. Cardboard Box Parade: Head in a book? Young readers ages 3 to 12 choose a favorite story, capture it by decorating themselves and a constructed covering, and promenade down Burlington’s main drag. Meet at the top of Church Street for the parade lineup at 12:45 p.m.; parade ends in front of Burlington City Hall. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123. Craftsbury Chamber Players for Kids: Young ears take in a short intro to classical music. Hardwick Town House, Hardwick, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443. Creativity Counts!: Local artist and French teacher Kate Lanxner shows kids how to make a pop-up greeting card or a simple shadow puppet, then demos watercolor-pencil drawing. Community Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7401. Island Roads Theater: Kids of all ages sit back for a traveling theater troupe’s versions of Sleeping Beauty and The Hat. Colchester Meeting House, Colchester, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Morning Stories: Local tale tellers engage kids of all ages with a mix of nursery rhymes, fairy tales, songs and games. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. Music With Peter: The under-5 set and their caretakers keep the beat. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 enjoy stories, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Resisting Boredom’ Group: Teens punctuate their summer vacation with a weekly social gathering featuring movie screenings and book discussions. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Westford Storytime: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts. Westford Library, Westford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. Winooski Playgroup: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, Winooski, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘Madagascar’: In this animated animal feature, four critters from New York City’s Central Park Zoo escape in search of a “wild” life. Camp out on the top level of Montpelier’s parking garage to catch a free screening at dusk. City Center Parking Garage, Montpelier, 8:50 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604. ‘Morristown: In the Air and Sun’: Filmmaker Anne Lewis screens her onehour documentary about the struggles of factory workers in Tennessee and Mexico, then takes questions. Vermont Workers’ Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 866-229-0009.

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A thunderous pulse emanated from the foyer of the Unitarian Church as I arrived Friday night. The double doors were propped open and long beams of light sprayed into Main Street like machine-gun fire. As I inched up the stairs to the door, I remembered: It wasn’t the apocalypse I was attending that night, but rather a “Hot Jungle”-themed electro-dance party. A benefit for the Xixuau Reserve in the Brazilian Amazon, the event was organized by 2007 Montpelier High School graduate Jamie Venmar. She now lives in the Amazon, but is back in Vermont for the summer working and raising money for the region. As the two of us stood in the foyer — adorned with vines and leopard-print tapestries — Venmar told me how the proceeds from the dance would help provide livestock, a floating garden and other basic necessities for the people of Xixuau. After our brief interview, Venmar — or DJ Yara, as she called herself that evening — returned to her post as the evening’s MC, and I was left to navigate the “Hot Jungle” on my own. So I pushed aside some vines and stepped into the indigenous romp. The sounds of birds and insects were replaced with the heavy throb of techno beats, and instead of rain there were strobe lights. A fake parrot in a cage hung where the disco ball should have been; rubber snakes were camouflaged among the wires of the DJ table; and exotically costumed teenagers populated the dancing habitat. I noticed a girl dancing on a platform in the middle of the floor. She was wearing a wig akin to Uma Thurman’s in Pulp Fiction, while sporting sunglasses and a shiny mermaid outfit. She seemed more in tune with her inner jungle than did most of the boys in attendance, although two did show up in fur togas. As for myself, I wore a black T-shirt covered in dog hair — the result of a wrestling match I’d had with my spaniel before I left home. Combined with my beard, I thought I looked hairy enough to be a jungle animal. MIKE DIBIASIO

‘The Nutty Professor’: In this 1963 classic, Jerry Lewis stars as a nerdy academic who drinks a potion to improve his social life. Town Green, Bristol, 8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5885. ‘The Savages’: Two middle-aged washups try to decide what to do about their aging father in Tamara Jenkins’ Oscar-nominated drama. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2576.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Ballard Park Concert Series: The band Boréal Tordu plays FrancoAmerican resistance songs sung by generations of Maine Acadians. Ballard Park, Westport, N.Y., 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 518-962-8778. Battery Park Concert Series: England-based blues-rock band Back Door Slam makes some noise with Cannon Fodder, Winooski’s answer to alt-country. Battery Park, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5355. Brown Bag Concert Series: Vermont songstress Patti Casey shares an outdoor acoustic set with klezmer wizard Steve Light. Christ Church Pocket Park, Montpelier, 12 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604. Craftsbury Chamber Players: See WED.16, Hardwick Town House, Hardwick, 8 p.m. $10-20, children 12 and under free. Info, 1-800-639-3443. Festival On the Green: See WED.16, 12-10 p.m. ‘Groovin’ on the Green’ Concert Series: Burlington-based folk rocker Gregory Douglass croons original tunes at an open-air show. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 877-646-5263. Old Schoolhouse Common Summer Concert Series: Steel-stringed guitarist Spencer Lewis and Americana folk-popper Dan Haley collaborate in an outdoor concert. Bandstand, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. Open Mike: Poetry and performance art share stage space with solo singers, instrumentalists and bands at this weekly free-form talent show. Indigenous, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-3433, indigenousskateandsnow@gmail.com. Snow Farm Vineyard Concert Series: Picnic diners eat their fill, then hear classic, keyboard-driven rock by the Phil Abair Band. Snow Farm Winery, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-9463.

Waterbury Rotary Concert Series: The Willoughbys give a nod to Gillian Welch and Gram Parsons with guitarand mandolin-driven American folk. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7195.

sport Road Ride: Experienced cyclists join a group to train on 30-to-35-mile routes around Montpelier. Meet in the parking lot to explore various Central Vermont locations. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409. Summer Biathlon Race Series: In a warm-weather version of the winter sport that combines skiing and rifle marksmanship, cross-country runners race 5K punctuated with two shooting stops. Instructions, rifle and safety clinic provided; newbies can just bring running shoes. Ethan Allen Firing Range, Jericho, registration, novice clinic, and rifle zeroing, 5 p.m.; race starts at 6 p.m. $5-10 per race; $50 for the series. Info, eabiathlon@gmail. com.

talks ‘From Comb to Home’: Todd Hardie of Honey Gardens Apiaries discusses the plant-medicine benefits contained in raw pollen, propolis and honey at a screening of the locally made documentary Health and the Hive. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211. ‘Hot Topics’ Lecture Series: VLS alumna Jessica Jay considers contemporary legal challenges to conservation easements, and the idea of “protection for perpetuity.” Room 007, Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1106. Sunsets at Shelburne Museum: ‘Transforming Shelburne Museum’: Director Stephan Jost lectures on the museum’s evolution. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 6:307:30 p.m. $9-18, half-price for Vermont residents. Info, 985-3346.

theater ‘Almost, Maine’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. ‘Bat Boy: The Musical’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. ‘Five Guys Named Moe’: The titular quintet comforts a sad sack with the rockin’ jazz songs of bandleader Louis Jordan in this toe-tapping musical. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 2 p.m. $21-25. Info, 518-962-4449.

‘Grease’: “Uh oh, those summer nights!” The Lamoille County Players offer this popular ’50s musical about two teenagers in love. Hyde Park Opera House, Johnson, 7 p.m. $12-15. Info, 888-4507. ‘Lies & Legends: The Musical Stories of Harry Chapin’: Musicians and singers bring to life tunes by the populist performer who specialized in “story-songs” such as “Cat’s in the Cradle.” Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $15-25. Info, 229-0492. ‘The Dining Room’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. ‘The Light in the Piazza’: See WED.16, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Mikado’: The topsy-turvy town of Titipu springs to life with some of Gilbert & Sullivan’s best-loved characters and songs. Unadilla Theater, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. ‘The Secret Garden’: See WED.16, Town Green, Bristol, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 355-6641. ‘The Tempest’: In this local production of Shakespeare’s storm-tossed dramatic comedy, a shipwreck on an enchanted island transforms the lives of all involved. In the Big Red Barn. Inn at Baldwin Creek & Mary’s Restaurant, Bristol, 8 p.m. $10; free for kids. Info, 453-2211. ‘Willy Wonka Junior’: Adirondack Regional Theatre presents a stage adaptation of the 1971 movie musical based on Roald Dahl’s classic book about a magical chocolatier. Rouses Point Civic Center, Rouses Point, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-297-6776. ‘You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown’: Charles M. Schultz’s quirky characters jump from the page to the stage in this musical adaptation of the “great American unsuccess story.” Lake Placid Center for the Arts, Lake Placid, N.Y., 8 p.m. $15-10. Info, 518-523-2512.

words Dennis McCullough: The Norwich physician reads from his book about “slow medicine,” a new approach to caring for elders over 80. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. R. Grace Comyns: The local author shares segments from her novel When Darla Hit, one of 14 finalists for a 2008 Next Generation INDIE Book Award. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

Steve Delaney: The former NBC News correspondent and current VPR personality, who calls himself a “recovering Flatlander,” reads from his collection of wry essays Vermont Seasonings: Reflections on the Rhythms of a Vermont Year. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

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Burlington Peace Vigil: See WED.16, 5-5:30 p.m.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘Sacred Watercolor’ Demo and Talk: Artist Ann Rothan describes her method for making spiritually infused images in water-based media. Peace of Mind Emporium, Rutland, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 773-6233.

dance Ballroom Dance Social: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2269, elabd@comcast.net. Lubberland National Dance Company: Exuberant movers celebrate 2008’s election campaigns with tonguein-cheek physical commentary. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 8 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 525-3031, puppetsecretary@yahoo.com.

etc. Anarchist Craft Circle: Creative types put their heads together over public art projects that dismantle hierarchies, one stitch at a time. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com. Book Sale: See WED.16, 9 a.m. Charity Bingo: See WED.16, 7 p.m. Family Friday: Easy Quilt: In a half-hour experiment involving paper and glue, folks of all ages form colorful patterns sans stitching. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. $3. Info, 877-3406.

fairs & festivals ‘Cobras in the Mountains’: Aficionados of aluminum-bodied, bigengined British sports cars congregate for a three-day ’do. Ye Olde England Inne, Stowe, 6-9 p.m. $25 per car registration; other costs vary. Info, 253-5320.

Connecticut Valley Fair: See THU.17, 8 a.m. - midnight.

food & drink Chicken Barbecue Supper: A plate of chicken with all the fixings includes potato salad, coleslaw, baked beans, cornbread, watermelon, brownies and a cold drink. Waterbury Congregational Church, Waterbury, 5-7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 244-6648. Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.16, 2 p.m. Richmond Farmers’ Market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Summer Garden Community Potluck: Plot pickers bring their homegrown veggies to the Coach Barn for a feast featuring an entree from the Farms’ own Market Garden. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 985-8686, ext. 341. Vermont Brewers Festival: Bottoms up! Live music, suds-centered workshops and scores of regionally crafted beers make for a smoothtasting celebration. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 6-10 p.m. $25; designated drivers $5. Info, 800-514-3849. Westford Farmers’ Market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, Westford, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405.

kids Animal Feeding: See WED.16, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Preschool Story and Yoga Time: Yoga instructor Faith Bieler teaches kids ages 3 to 6 gentle stretches as part of a nifty narrative. One Studio Dance & Yoga, Waterbury, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. WigWag Stage Fest: Acting out is encouraged at a performing arts festival featuring plays produced in collaboration with the Very Merry Theatre, plus magic acts, theater games and free ice cream. Roosevelt Park, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 355-6641.

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‘FORBIDDEN PLANET’: In this 1956 cult classic, a starship crew goes to investigate the silence of a planet’s colony and discovers a deadly secret. Part of the Savoy’s “Sci-Fi in July” series. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 11 p.m. $5. Info, 229-0598. FRIDAY NIGHT FLICKS: Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon star in the 1959 cross-dressing comedy Some Like It Hot, wherein two witnesses to a mob murder escape retribution by posing as members of an all-girl act. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 7:30 p.m. $5 per person or $15 for a family of four. Info, 877-6737. ‘SHOUT IT OUT’: The silver-screen version of The Voices Project, a musical based on the lives of Vermont teens, continues on a 50-town tour. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 592-3190. ‘THE ANT BULLY’: In this animated adventure about compassion, a boy who floods an ant colony with his watergun is magically shrunken down to insect size and sentenced to hard labor in the ruins. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘THE CLIMB’: Popcorn and juice go with a screening of this PG-rated, 2002 film about two hotshot mountaineers who work together to scale an Andean peak. Lighthouse Christian Church, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 522-1351. ‘WAR AND PEACE: PART 1’: A restored version of the 1960s Soviet version of Tolstoy’s epic — all 415 minutes of it — comes to the screen. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. BRANDON KILBURN MEMORIAL CONCERT: Family and friends of a 17-year-old cancer survivor killed in a January 2008 car crash raise funds for Camp TaKumTa via an open mike talent show, bake sale and raffle. West Monitor Barn, Richmond, 7-10 p.m. Donations. Info, 244-7650. FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: See WED.16, 12-10 p.m. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Faculty members with a summer conservatory offer a Schubert sonata, a Haydn trio and the Mozart clarinet quintet. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $15. Info, 999-3830. SPENCER LEWIS: Solo and looped guitars combine with fiddle lines in a show by the Vermont-based singersongwriter. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6458. TGIF JAZZ: Pianist Parker Shper and vocalist Allison Mann help folks unwind at week’s end. River Rock School, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. $5. Info, 223-4712. ‘THE VEGAS SHOW’: Vermont-based vocalist Piero Bonamico teams with pianist Gregory Toroian and a backup band to offer a glitzy tribute to the songs and singers of Sin City’s casino stages. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $22. Info, 863-5966. TONI BLACKMAN: A rap lyricist, poet and hip-hop theater artist who’s been a U.S. cultural ambassador to African and Southeast Asian countries caps a two-day spoken-word workshop with a free show. Phantom Theater, The Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5597. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: The New York Chamber Soloists accompany pianist Jean-Claude Pennetier in a program of “Schubert on the Shore,” including the famous “Trout” Quintet in A Major for piano and strings. Gates open for picnicking at 5:30 p.m. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 7:30 p.m. $29.50. Info, 862-7352. YOGA KIRTAN: Spiritual singers join Vedic scholar Shyamdas for chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Mountain Center, Montpelier, 7:30-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-5302, vdas108@gmail.com.

talks ENERGY SUMMER CONFERENCE: Energy scholar Richard Coward of the Regulatory Assistance Project keynotes a day of panel discussions also featuring Paula Gant, vicepresident of regulatory affairs at the American Gas Association. Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 10:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1106.

theater ‘ALMOST, MAINE’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. ‘BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. ‘FIVE GUYS NAMED MOE’: See THU.17, 8 p.m. ‘GREASE’: See THU.17, 7 p.m. ‘IF YOU LIVED HERE, YOU’D BE LAUGHING BY NOW’: Stand-ups Josie Leavitt and Martha Tormey share a stage with area yuksters Chris Evans, Kathleen Kanz and Oliver Barkley. Burlington City Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. ‘LIES & LEGENDS: THE MUSICAL STORIES OF HARRY CHAPIN’: See THU.17, 8 p.m. ‘THE DINING ROOM’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. ‘THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. ‘THE SECRET GARDEN’: See WED.16, Staige Hill Farm, Charlotte, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 355-6641. ‘THE TEMPEST’: See THU.17, 8 p.m. ‘YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN’: See THU.17, 8 p.m.

words POETS’ NIGHT: Area scribes read super-short fiction and works in verse. Flynndog, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6106.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff outdoors and offer original works for sale, in tandem with the Burlington Farmers’ Market. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7165.

dance DANCE WORKSHOP: Members of Jeh Kulu, a Burlington-based West African dance and drum ensemble, show kids and adults rhythmic moves. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11-11:20 a.m. & 1-1:20 p.m. $5. Info, 864-1848. GREEN MOUNTAIN BALLROOM DANCE: Instructors with the Vermont chapter of a national organization for amateur ballroom dancers show foxtrot and samba steps, followed by open-floor swirling and twirling. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-11 p.m. $6-12. Info, 985-5735, dancevermont@ gmail.com. HONKY-TONK HOEDOWN: This family-friendly party features pizza and ice cream plus Pale Fire, winners of the 2008 Young Tradition Concert competition. Later on, heel kickers hear Burlington-based multiinstrumentalist and songwriter Brett Hughes heading an all-star posse of twang talkers in up-tempo, downon-your-luck ballads. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 7-midnight. $7-12. Info, 863-5966, agwarevt@gmavt.net.

etc. BOOK SALE: See WED.16, 9 a.m. CHARITY BINGO: See WED.16, 7 p.m. GREYHOUND ADOPT-A-THON: Potential pet-owners consider caring for friendly retired racers at an info session and dog-walking event. Fitzgerald Veterinary Hospital, Colchester, 12-3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4844.

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‘TWO GREAT COUNTRY HOUSES’: Not to the manor born? You can still take a good long look inside on these detailed tours of Shelburne House and the Brick House at Shelburne Museum. Call for reservations. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. $40. Info, 985-3346, ext. 3377, brickhouse@shelburnemuseum.org. VCAM ACCESS ORIENTATION: Would-be video producers get an overview of the facilities, policies and procedures at a local cable TV station. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

fairs & festivals ‘COBRAS IN THE MOUNTAINS’: See FRI.18, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. CONNECTICUT VALLEY FAIR: See THU.17, 8 a.m. - midnight. ‘MESSING ABOUT IN BOATS’: Land lubbers and others get their sea legs at a two-day celebration of water craft, featuring a Small Boat Festival, family boat-building workshops and a rallies for teeny and beater vessels. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Kids’ Duct Tape Regatta 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. $6-10. Info, 475-2022. STOWE STREET ARTS FESTIVAL: Live music and a community chalk-art project enliven an outdoor arts-andcrafts exhibition. Stowe Street Tent, Waterbury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 244-8300.

food & drink BIG APPLE CIRCUS PICNIC: Circus founder and Dartmouth alum Paul Binder attends this afternoon shindig. On the menu: hotdogs, hamburgers and Bev Wakely’s famous strawberry shortcake. Fullington Farm, Hanover, N.H., 2 p.m. $8-25. Info, 603-646-2422.

BURLINGTON FARMERS’ MARKET: Sixty-three vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. CAPITAL CITY FARMERS’ MARKET: More than 40 central Vermont vendors hawk fresh produce, baked goods, seedlings, crafts and more, accompanied by live music. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. ICE CREAM SOCIAL: Aficionados of cool, creamy treats choose a handcrafted ceramic bowl holding a serving of Ben and Jerry’s, then take home the container. Blinking Light Gallery, Plainfield, 5-8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 454-0141. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.16, 9 a.m. MILTON FARMERS’ MARKET: Art and pies alike tempt seekers of produce, crafts and maple goodies. Milton Grange, Milton, 9:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7734. NORTHWEST FARMERS’ MARKET: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. ‘ORGANIC APPLES’ WORKSHOP: Commercial and backyard orchardists hear farmer Michael Phillips, author of The Apple Grower, discuss the nitty gritty details of raising and selling pesticide-free fruit. Shelburne Orchards, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $20-30. Info, 434-4122.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.16, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. BEBOP PLAYGROUP: Adults indulge in coffee and bagels while kids up to age 3 meet their peers. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 860-6842. ‘GET INTO THE GARDEN!’: Small hands help out in the estate’s Market Garden; then the workers enjoy a picnic. For ages 4 and up. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. $12 per parent -child pair; $6 per additional child. Info, 985-8686, ext. 341. KIDS’ CRAFT LAB: Small hands work with recycled materials to make new stuff. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5 per child. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

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Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. FILM & MUSIC ON A SUMMER NIGHT: Picnic packers groove to Gandalf Murphy and the Slambovian Circus of Dreams, then take in a screening of the classic Western High Noon, starring Grace Kelly and Gary Cooper. Picnic access 6 p.m., music 7 p.m., film 9 p.m. Redstone Pinegrove, east of the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 6-11 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4455. ‘FORBIDDEN PLANET’: See FRI.18, 4 p.m. ‘L’ORA DI RELIGIONE [MY MOTHER’S SMILE]’: An artist is dismayed to hear that his brothers are literally nominating their late mother for sainthood in this absurdist Italian thriller. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5510. ‘MADAGASCAR’: See THU.17, bring your own chair to catch a free outdoor screening at dusk. Ben and Jerry’s Factory, Waterbury, 8:50 p.m. Free. Info, 882-1240, ext. 2285. ‘SHOUT IT OUT’: See FRI.18, Barre Opera House, Barre, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 592-3190. ‘STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN’: As part of the Savoy’s “Sci-Fi in July� series, viewers of the second Star Trek feature see Lieutenant Spock make a big, illogical sacrifice. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 11 p.m. $5. Info, 229-0598. ‘THE WIZARD OF OZ’: Put on your ruby slippers and see Judy Garland as Dorothy in the MGM classic musical. Oxbow Green, Morrisville, grounds open for picnics at 7 p.m., movie starts at 9 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8580. ‘WAR AND PEACE: PART 1’: See FRI.18, 1 p.m. ‘WAR AND PEACE: PART 2’: A restored version of the 1960s Soviet version of Tolstoy’s epic — all 415 minutes of it — comes to the screen. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: See WED.16, 7 p.m. JUNIOR RECITAL: Jazz guitarist Xander Naylor plays works by various composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

KILLINGTON MUSIC FESTIVAL: Cellist Brinton Smith and other instrumentalists transport listeners to a “Viennese Soiree� with highlights from Schubert, Brahms and Mozart. Ramshead Lodge, Killington Resort, Killington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 4221330 or 802-773-4003. ‘MUSIC ON THE MOUNT’: A professional brass quintet plays light classics, Dixieland, swing, Broadway show tunes and patriotic ditties — outdoors. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 948-2000. ‘THE VEGAS SHOW’: See FRI.18. A dessert buffet, gambling tables and a post-concert dance party with Nicole Williams and the Funk Collection complete the ambience. Gatehouse Lodge. Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 8 p.m. $45 includes $25 in gambling chips. Info, 800-537-8427. VERMONT FIDDLE ORCHESTRA: This all-string ensemble tackles toe-tapping folk tunes in a program highlighting Vermont composers. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $8-10; free for kids younger than 16. Info, 877-343-3531. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: “Beethoven on the Bay� has a nice to ring to it. The festival orchestra plays two of his “romances� and a concerto — No. 4 in G major. Works by Mozart and Respighi are also on the program. Gates open for picnicking at 5:15 p.m. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $29.50. Info, 862-7352. VOCAL CONCERT: Tenor Kevin Ginter sings oratorio arias and English translations of compositions by Kurt Weill. United Church of Underhill, Underhill, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 899-2094. ‘YOGA OF THE HEART’: Kirtan singer Shyamdas explores how sacred chants affect physical and mental wellbeing, in a session of sacred stories from India. Yoga Vermont, Chase Mill, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $15. Info, 660-9718.

outdoors VERMONT LOONWATCH 2008: Citizen scientists keep tabs on an iconic water bird via a simultaneous, statewide population count. See calendar spotlight. Various locations statewide, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 5868064, ehanson@vtecostudies.org.

sport SATURDAY MORNING GROUP RIDE: Two-wheelers of all abilities practice moving en masse on a 25- to 35-mile route that emphasizes drafting, pacelines and cycling etiquette. Bring a helmet! Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 229-9409. THE GOSHEN GALLOP: A barbecue picnic with live music follows this grueling 10-K cross-country race touted as one of New England’s toughest. Swimmers can bring suits and towels for a post-race pond dip. See calendar spotlight. Blueberry Hill Inn, Goshen, 4 p.m. $30-40, free to watch; meal tickets required for race spectators who stay for the barbecue. Info, 800-448-0707.

talks ‘CIRCUS: A PICTURESQUE HISTORY’: Circus Smirkus founder Rob Mermin pairs film clips from his own acrobatic past with photos of Vermont big tops, circa 1880, in a talk about the Green Mountain State’s rural rings. Eclipse Grange Theater, Thetford, 7 p.m. Call for cost. Info, 785-4344.

theater ‘ALMOST, MAINE’: See WED.16, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. BIG APPLE CIRCUS: Jugglers, clowns, animals and acrobats perform in what Variety calls “the finest up-frontand-close circus to be found in the States.� Fullington Farm, Hanover, N.H., 12 p.m. & 4 p.m. $9-35. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘FIVE GUYS NAMED MOE’: See THU.17, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

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Vermonters familiar with freshwater lakes have probably heard the eerie wails and giggle-like vocalizations of the Common Loon. A graceful diver, the iconic water bird looks ungainly on land, and its shoreline nests are vulnerable to changing water levels, predators and human development. Once a state endangered species, the bird has staged a successful comeback: The first Vermont Loonwatch in 1983 noted 29 adult loons, and the 2007 count totaled 218. As part of the annual project, more than 200 citizen-scientists track the state’s population by looking for evidence of loons nesting on Vermont’s busy lakes. Many lakes and ponds still need volunteers to look and listen for fowl play this Saturday morning. So if you’re feeling loon-y, visit the Loonwatch website to sign up for a spot. VERMONT LOONWATCH 2008

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ST. JOHNSBURY ‘GREASE’: See THU.17, 7 p.m. ‘IF YOU LIVED HERE, YOU’D BE LAUGHING BY NOW’: See FRI.18, 8 p.m. ‘LIES & LEGENDS: THE MUSICAL STORIES OF HARRY CHAPIN’: See THU.17, 8 p.m. ‘THE DINING ROOM’: See WED.16, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA’: See WED.16, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘THE MIKADO’: See THU.17, 7:30 p.m. ‘THE TEMPEST’: See THU.17, 8 p.m. ‘YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN’: See THU.17, 8 p.m.

words DAVID ELLIOTT: The author of youngadult books reads excerpts from his new, funny novel Jeremy Cabbage and the Living Museum of Human Oddballs and Quadruped Delights. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 985-3999. TONI ANDREWS: The author of a paranormal-fiction series, featuring a character who controls people through the power of suggestion, shares parts of her latest book, Angel of Mercy. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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etc. BOOK SALE: See WED.16, 9 a.m. CHARITY BINGO: See WED.16, 7 p.m. LIVING HISTORY WEEKEND: See SAT.19, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

QUEER CRAFT CIRCLE: Lesbian, gay, bi and transgender creators get their craft on in a supportive sphere. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com.

fairs & festivals 25TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION: The museum of rural culture fêtes a quarter-century with free admission, music from the Vermont Fiddle Orchestra (1 p.m.), a speech by Governor Jim Douglas (2 p.m.), story-telling by Willem Lange (3 p.m.) and more. Billings Farm and Museum, Woodstock, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2355. ‘COBRAS IN THE MOUNTAINS’: See FRI.18, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. CONNECTICUT VALLEY FAIR: See THU.17, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. ‘MESSING ABOUT IN BOATS’: See SAT.19, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Model boat regatta, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. WOKO COUNTRY CLUB MUSIC FESTIVAL: Whoo-wee! Country rock luminary Jason Aldean headlines a star-studded lineup, while kids enjoy pony rides, face painting and an obstacle course. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. $20-40; free for kids 12 and younger. Info, 878-5545.

food & drink STOWE FARMERS’ MARKET: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: Little listeners learn about rhythm, melody, harmony, swing and the blues in a “Jazz for Young People” concert with the Helen Sung Trio. Gates open for picnicking at 10 a.m. Vermont Teddy Bear Company, Shelburne, 11 a.m. $5-7. Info, 862-7352.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘ENOUGH! [BARAKAT!]’: Two educated women brave the dangers of war-torn Algeria in search of a missing man. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘SHOUT IT OUT’: See FRI.18, Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 592-3190. ‘STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN’: See SAT.19, 4 p.m. ‘WAR AND PEACE: PART 2’: See SAT.19, 1 p.m.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.16, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

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SINFONIETTA SYMPHONY SERIES CONCERT: Wielding his violin, the famed Timothy Fain plays his way through Wagner’s “Traume.” Works by Britten and selections from Opera are included also. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, Lake Placid, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $22. Info, 518-523-2512, info@ lakeplacidarts.org. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: Pianist Jean-Francois Latour plays Beethoven, Mozart, Handel and Rossini in a “Beethoven on the Mountain” concert in the heart of the Green Mountains. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 7 p.m. $29.50. Info, 862-7352.

sport 8-MILE ROAD RACE: Runners limber up before a multi-mile competition. Registration 8:30 a.m., race 9 a.m. Stowe Events Field, Stowe, 9 a.m. $20-30. Info, 603-659-2824. CHALLENGE RACE: Rowers and paddlers bring their own motorless boats, kayaks or canoes for a 3-mile competition on Lake Champlain. Registration 10 a.m., race 11:30 a.m. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 11:30 a.m. $20 includes two passes for guest viewers. Info, 475-2022. LAWNMOWER RACES: Grass trimmers ride high in yard-sport competitions. Connecticut Valley Fairgrounds, Memorial Field, Bradford, 4 p.m. $3. Info, 222-4053. SUNDAY BOCCE SOCIAL: Members of the Burlington Bocce Club show how to play a precision sport descended from ancient games of the Roman Empire, using the Queen City’s newly constructed courts. Oakledge Park, Burlington, 12-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123.

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BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See SAT.19, 12 p.m. & 4 p.m. ‘FIVE GUYS NAMED MOE’: See THU.17, 2 p.m. ‘GREASE’: See THU.17, 2 p.m. ‘LIES & LEGENDS: THE MUSICAL STORIES OF HARRY CHAPIN’: See THU.17, 7 p.m. ‘THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA’: See WED.16, 7 p.m. ‘THE SEAGULL’: Anton Chekhov’s dramatic comedy about a flamboyantly self-centered actress and her family alludes to Shakespeare’s Hamlet. Unadilla Theater, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. ‘THE SOURDOUGH PHILOSOPHY CIRCUS & PAGEANT’: Vermont’s homegrown theatrical troupe leavens political commentary with hands-on cookery. Circus Field and Pine Forest. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 4 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 525-3031, puppetsecretary@yahoo. com. ‘THE TEMPEST’: See THU.17, 8 p.m.

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RAW FOOD WORKSHOP: Home cooks prep a vitamin-laden, raw version of A-1 sauce to top a mushroom “steak” dinner. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.16, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See THU.17, 10 a.m. TEEN DANCE PARTY: “Imposters not admitted” at this adolescent shindig featuring DJ Dizzle and local bands. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 388-1436. YOUTH RECREATION NIGHT: Movies, music, snacks, and indoor and outdoor games offer kids on summer vacation something to do. The Church of the Crucified One, Moretown, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5912.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ELTON JOHN: The 1970’s piano-pop king who penned “Rocket Man” and “Tiny Dancer” plays his first Vermont gig. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. [Sold Out]. Info, 878-5545. VERGENNES CITY BAND: A brass band welcomes musicians of all ages at an outdoor concert of gazebo faves. Vergennes City Park, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2005.

sport COED ROAD RIDE: Male and female pedal pushers meet in downtown Burlington, then trace a one-totwo-hour route at a moderate pace. Road bikes only; helmets required. Skirack, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

theater BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See SAT.19, 3 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘FIVE GUYS NAMED MOE’: See THU.17, 8 p.m.

words CONTEMPORARY FICTION READING GROUP: Readers of books by living or recently published authors discuss Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.16, 5-5:30 p.m.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. DARK KNIGHT COMICS CLUB: Montpelier High School graduate and Boston-based graphic artist Gareth Hinds talks about his kid-friendly, image-laden adaptations of works by Shakespeare. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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BOOK SALE: See WED.16, 9 a.m. ‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening. Call for appointment. Clinical Neuroscience Research Unit, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, 9 a.m. Info, 847-9488.

BIKE NIGHT: Motorcyclists pull up and park on the sidewalk at a weekly cityapproved rally with the summertime goal of attracting 1000 riders. Donny’s New York Pizza, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-7888. BOOK SALE: See WED.16, 9 a.m. CHARITY BINGO: See WED.16, 7 p.m. ECO-SEW SOFTIES: Recycled fabrics, yarns and notions combine to create super-cute stuffed animals, monsters and robots. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $20 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.16, 2 p.m.

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OLD NORTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

health & fitness ZUMBA FITNESS: See THU.17, 7 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.16, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘SIXTEEN CANDLES’: Molly Ringwald stars in this 1984 flick about a teen who suffers through an embarrassing milestone birthday. Position your own blanket or chair in front of Ben and Jerry’s to catch a free screening at dusk. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 8:50 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9620.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: Burlington’s Pine Street Jazz makes smooth sounds, joined by blossoming female trio The Blue Gardenias. Castleton Village Green, Castleton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. GAZEBO CONCERT: Guitarist Paul Asbell entertains picnickers with lively jazz numbers. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7792. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL MASTER CLASS: Lawrence Dutton, violist of the Emerson Quartet, conducts a conservatory session with open seats for public listeners. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10. Info, 999-3830. JEFF WARNER: The folklorist, banjo and concertina player connects 21stcentury listeners with 19th-century music. Old West Church, Calais, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: Joel Cohen and Anne Azema perform Renaissance stories and love songs in “The Amorous Lute.” Gates open at 5:30 p.m. for picnicking. St. Anne’s Shrine, Isle La Motte, 7:30 p.m. $29.50. Info, 862-7352.

sport BASIC BIKE MAINTENANCE: Wrench wielders get a grip on bicycle upkeep and repairs at a beginner-level clinic. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. WOMEN’S ROAD RIDE: Female pedal pushers congregate for wheel camaraderie in two groups covering 20- and 30-mile routes. Meet in the parking lot. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

talks ‘HOT TOPICS’ LECTURE SERIES: Will the “red dragon” turn green or grey? Professors Tseming Yang and Jingjing Liu discuss recent developments in China’s environmental governance. Room 007, Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1106.

theater ‘ALMOST, MAINE’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See SAT.19, 3 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA’: See WED.16, 7:30 p.m. ‘THE MIKADO’: See THU.17, 7:30 p.m.

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CHANTEY ENCHANTMENTS Hearing Jeff Warner perform, you’d never guess he was a scholar first and foremost. But a lot of wellresearched history goes into each of his programs, which combine warmth, humor and instrumental skill to convey 19th-century stories and musical traditions from the Outer Banks fishing villages of North Carolina, Adirondack lumber camps and New England’s whaling ports. A folklorist for the New Hampshire Council on the Arts who has toured nationally for the Smithsonian Institution, Warner plays out lines in concert with Burlington-based singer-songwriter Deb Flanders, grand-niece to Vermont folk-music history pioneer Helen Hartness Flanders. Champlain Valley native son, songsmith and fiddle master Pete Sutherland pitches in with ballads chronicling local events, from a Barre granite strike to the Great Flood of 1927. JEFF WARNER

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education SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.16, 12-1 p.m.

etc. BOOK SALE: See WED.16, 9 a.m. CHARITY BINGO: See WED.16, 7 p.m. FLYNN SEASON SNEAK PREVIEW: Video and audio clips give fans of the performing arts an early peek at the theater’s roster of 42 events scheduled for 2008-09. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 12 p.m. & 5:30 p.m. Free; RSVP required. Info, 652-4507.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.16, 2 p.m. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.16, 9 a.m. NECI TRAVEL SCHOLARSHIP BENEFIT DINNER: A four-course meal with wine pairings raises funds for culinary students selected to attend a Slow Food conference in Italy. Chef’s Table Event Center, New England Culinary Institute, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $50 plus tax and gratuity. Info, 229-9202. SOUTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.16, 3:30 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.16, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS FOR KIDS: See WED.16, 4:30 p.m.

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‘NOWHERE IN AFRICA’: A Jewish family flees the Nazis to Kenya, then must adjust to African life in this 2002 German drama. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: The Great Brook Blues Band goes with the flow to offer laid-back, rootsy rock ’n’ roll. Currier Park, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: The players present amorous titles such as “Man Is for the Woman Made” by Henry Purcell and “Tell Me the Truth About Love” by Benjamin Britten. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10-20, children 12 and under free. Info, 1-800-639-3443. ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: See WED.16, 7:30 p.m. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: The Gilbert & Sullivan Singers stage the duo’s topsy-turviest operetta, The Pirates of Penzance, featuring the famous major-general’s song. The Inn at Essex, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. $50. Info, 862-7352.

sport TENNIS CLINIC: See WED.16, 6-7:30 p.m.

talks ‘REUSING AND REMAKING COMMUNITIES’: Building materials reuse expert Brad Guy describes examples of de- and re-construction in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545. ‘WHERE IN THE WORLD IS KINGDOM COUNTY?’: Vermont author Howard Frank Mosher offers a visual overview of the fictional setting for his novels. South Hero Community Library, South Hero, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.

theater ‘ALMOST, MAINE’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. ‘ANTON IN SHOW BUSINESS’: In this play-within-a-play by Jane Martin, theatergoers follow the behind-thescenes action of a 20th-century production of Anton Chekhov’s Three Sisters. Waterbury Festival Playhouse, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 498-3755. ‘BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL’: See WED.16, 8 p.m. BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See SAT.19, 3 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘NO CHILD...’: In Nilaja Sun’s oneperson play, a young artist confronts the chaos of inner-city public schools as she helps students put on a show. Weston Rod & Gun Club, Weston, 7:30 p.m. $28-32. Info, 824-5288. ‘THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA’: See WED.16, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘WHAT THE BUTLER SAW’: See WED.16, 7:30 p.m. >

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ALL PATHS LEAD SOMEWHERE SPECIAL I am a compassionate soul on the path to transgender living (m to f), intelligent, thoughtful, compassionate and walking the path before me. I am seeking an openminded woman who finds the human soul inside and is open to change and compassion. I enjoy many things that most have forgotten about: life, relationships, love and the wonders Mother Earth has given us. AriBodhi, 50, l, #110289 NO REST FOR THE WICKED So here’s the deal. I just wanna meet some people, maybe for a LTR. One-nighters are OK, but I’d rather just be with one person I’m happy with. I’m 25 years old, 6’ tall, 215 lbs. with brown hair and blue eyes. I’d say I’m good-lookin’ but what do I know? Find out for yourself. farmboy4life, 25, l, #108326 RECENTLY DIVORCED FATHER OF TWO Reentering the dating scene. Looking for a woman to join me in exploring the joys of life. divorcedrecently, 48, #110339 STYLISH GEEK SEEKS ASPIRING LADY I am very romantic. I love wining and dining with a lovely lady on my arm. I am looking for a woman who aspires to go on to higher education, likes to be spoiled, and is assertive and intelligent. A lady who plays Dungeons & Dragons is a plus! :). Euphoriciguana, 21, l, #110326 ACTIVE, COMPASSIONATE, LOYAL Making a difference with people is what life is all about. Sailing and kayaking, bike riding in the summer and cross-country skiing in the winter. I like to cook as well as eat out, and dancing and traveling are great. Looking for a partner who likes to communicate. Working through differences is what life is about, and adds to intimacy. Chuckg, 65, l, #110297

MEN seeking MEN PATH FRIENDS WOULD NEVER CONSIDER Seeking interesting, creative, engaging, married, middle-years guy for unscripted summer adventures far beyond your present life context. A summer of your own design that you will most likely never share with her - although you really wish she’d at least appreciate the why if not the how. By necessity, I’ll be selective. Share your thoughts. Harryhaller, 56, l, #110373 NICEST GUY AROUND I am told I’m a sweet, really nice guy, and if I were straight, I’d have been grabbed up a long time ago. But since I’m not straight, isn’t there ONE guy out there who wants someone in his life to make life even better?! bluejay123, 55, l, #110281 KIND, WARM, FRIENDLY, PASSIVE FLIRTER I am shy at first, then outgoing. I try to get my way then submit and become more passive. I like strong, assertive types who say OK once I let you do, then I am in charge of what we will be doing. I seek adventures with men who like men. Take me to your place. kcmyw2008, 52, l, #110241 SPORTY MUSIC FAN Hello, I’m 18. When it’s summer and warm, I like to go to the beach, swim, shop on Church Street, hang out in Borders, play phantom planet on my guitar and many other things. I generally like to relax and have fun. =] So hit me up if you want to know more. ejboy08, 18, l, #110085

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SHY HOUSEWIFE SEEKS FEMALE PLAYMATE I’m a shy woman bored with my marriage. I was with a woman once before and really enjoyed the experience. Seeking someone to occupy my time and then possibly have some fun. To be blatantly honest, looks matter. I am not a “10” by any means, but not a total dog either. I expect the same from anyone who wants to contact me. halo, 36, #109677 SHY BUT VERY CURIOUS I have little experience and am looking to have some fun. I want someone to teach me how to give and receive pleasure. I am bicurious and want to experiment. I love to be licked and want to try new things. Please send me a note if you are interested in helping me with my insatiable appetite. shybutcurious, 23, l, #109676 VIVACIOUS, BUBBLY REDHEAD WANTS PLAY I am new to Burlington from NYC. I recently began playing with domination and flogging. Looking to find playmates and possibly a more committed, sexual relationship with the right one. A switch, leaning towards bottom. Into both men and women. Outside of the bedroom I am into photography, knitting, being outdoors, self discovery, cooking, baking, dancing, music. Looking2Play, 29, l, #109637 LOOKING I am looking for someone to hang out with and have a few drinks or go to dinners and see what happens. I have photos that i will share so send me yours, you wont be dissappointed so contact me!!! crystalline, 30, l, #109496 LOOKING TO EXPAND MY HORIZONS Let’s see. Who is Lily? I am a... well, I’ll say switch, but with developing Dominate feelings. I’m looking for a switch man that can be my Master or my Submissive depending on our mood. I am a traditional kinda girl. I want someone that is sweet, respectful, vanilla to the outside world and kinky behind closed doors. shywhitelily, 24, l, #109252 SEXY, NAKED, SUN, SPORTS, HOT TUBS Looking for some summertime playmates! Love going to Bolton Falls. mashelle29, 26, #109076 DON’T WANNA BE GIRL-GIRL VIRGIN Never done anything with another girl before but definitely want to get into it. I am tiny so I need a girl who will fit me. I am also into guys, definitely! But I have never had a threesome. I’m willing to try it only with the kinky ones - but group sex is always a plus, so couples welcome! sexuallyexplicit, 18, u, l, #108804 WARM, CURVY LADY I am a warm, loving woman. I want a lady with at least a little meat on her bones. I want to earn any bruises I may get lol. I am a touchy-feely kind of lady. I love to make the right lady squirm with desire. Are you the lady I am looking for? singleat42, 42, u, l, #108720

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HOT2PLEASEU New to this and excited. Must be discreet. Love to give oral and just about everything else. Can be dominant and go and go and go... vetergin, 32, #110477

NEWLY DIVORCED FATHER OF TWO Recently divorced father of two trying to get back into the dating scene. Like others, don’t know what I am looking for and hope I’ll know it when I find it. justdivorced, 48, #110337

SEEKING PINCH-HITTER Active mid 40s MWM. D/D free. Blond, 6’2”, trim. No intention of scrapping LTR that’s heavy on practicality but light on passion. Just seeking periodic, NSA, playful and discreet encounters to quell the ranting of a lonesome libido. Complete confidentiality, discretion a must. Seeking similarly-situated, like-minded, active, adventurous, and fit female; 35-50. Can’t host, but willing to travel. slowstarter, 44, #110302

SUSHI RANCHER NEEDS HAMACHI WRANGLER Sunsets, long walks, meaningful conversation are important, relevant and fun. But how’s about sex first? But I mean long, drawnout teasing with good food, wine, music, dancing. Leading to kissing, caressing, licking and sucking. Followed by gathering toys for slippery use. Ya wanna put some energy into creating a seriously fun, hedonistic, sensual, sexual relationship, with physically fit, interested, humorous, non-snoring man. earnest, 50, #110327

PLEASE HELP It has been a fantasy of mine for awhile now to have a woman take me from behind with a strap on. I find that giving up control is a huge turn on for me, and this would be the ultimate. I am clean and disease- free, and want you to be the same. Please help me fulfill this fantasy. need2serveinvt, 36, #110472 TIME TO PLAY A basic nice guy, 5’10’’, about 170 lbs, athletic, dark hair/brown eyes, average guy. Looking to explore new things and to be introduced to new things as well. Will be very respectful of whatever that may be. mefvj, 45, l, #110461 ADVENTUROUS, MATURE, SECURE MALE Interested in NSA and maybe more, see where it goes. Been awhile since the dating scene, very nervous, but understand the circumstances. Reasonable expectations and would like same in return. Good sense of humor important...see what happens I guess. rujla, 55, u, #110451 SEEKING UNIQUE Do you intimidate most men and yet yearn for an assertive man to step into the lead at times and take you places you have desired to go? Are you a proper, respected and “normal” woman who also harbors fantasies and desires of being used as a sexual plaything by a considerate, attentive gentleman? Sducer4you, 41, #110448 COUGAR HUNTER I’m a 23 y.o. single dad looking for a mature, beautiful cougar to play with. I’m a business owner/carpenter, I love what I do, I love being a daddy to my 2 y.o. son. Between business and being a dad, I find it hard to get out on the hunt. So here I am...who wants to play? sexycarpenterman, 23, l, #110424

I’M PART AMERICAN INDIAN Hi. I’m a sub male who likes to be put in rope bondage, outdoor bondage. Like getting whipped, spanked, caned. Looking for a dominant man; age, looks and weight don’t matter. Just looking for some real-time play. CTB is also fun. I’m easy to get along with, have a good outlook on life, sure to please. peabody, 56, #110317 LOVE GOING DOWN I love hanging out with my friends but also love one-on-one time with my lovers. I am pretty easygoing. I’m not really an outdoors guy but find myself loving to be outside. I also love kids, but I don’t want any right off. 20042008, 22, l, #110316 LOT RAT SEEKS LIKE-MINDED WOMAN Hey there. Looking for a partner to party, have a good time, enjoy the outdoors, see lots of shows, chill with dogs, have wild sex, and help me exploring this big world. I’m a vegetarian, practice yoga and natural living. I am a standard member so please send your email so I can contact you. Till then. wolfmansbrother, 30, l, #110310

READY TO PLEASE Hot, young cutie has a job that puts him in the public eye so discretion is a must! Looking for 12:46 PM We Page 1 slowly with discreet encounters. can start coffee or brews and see where things go from there. Very openminded... VERY openminded... VERY, VERY, VERY openminded and game for just about anything, as long as it’s discreet. That’s it. Thanks! Ellis3, 34, l, #110173 LOOKING FOR LOVIN’ Looking to have a good time. I want to find a woman who is into discreet encounters with no strings attached. Just looking to have hot sex without all the responsibilities of a relationship. gitarvtboy, 23, l, #110218 SWEET BUT NAUGHTY I’m a 21-year-old college student. I’ve just about given up on love so I’m looking for something a little more discreet. Want a woman to hang out with and then some. boredstudent, 21, #110261 AIMS TO PLEASE Well, I’m a pretty down-to-earth guy, not shallow in any way, looking for fun times but not against more than that. 7+ inches and girth to boot. Love oral (give/receive), prefer to be dominant, but can do submissive. Down for almost anything, I guess. Gimme a try ;). Alphamale, 25, l, #110250 NEW CONNECTIONS I don’t believe anything I say here will sum up what I am looking for as I am not sure until I see it myself. justanotherguyinvt, 38, #110239 DISCREET, JUST FOR FUN Looking for discreet relationship (friends with benefits) to safely explore (find) my limits. I am married and now my wife does not want to share. I don’t want to hurt anyone and I only have one life. I am not getting any younger. Sincere, clean, honest, safety first. Also sterile. mainlinemale, 54, #110231

OTHERS seeking… GORGEOUS WIFE LOOKING FOR LUST I’m a well-educated wife with a wild sexual side. I love hung, handsome, smart guys and couples who aren’t shy and don’t need a lot of hand holding. Very, very discreet. Husband can join or not. deliciouswifefun, 36, l, #110439 COUPLE SEEKS ONE MORE Hey there. We’re a husband-and-wife team looking for a third. We’re pretty laid-back, just looking to have a good time. No strings attached. Come play with us! wintersky, 30, #110383 NAUGHTY IS FUN! We’re a clean couple looking to try something different. She’s interested in being with another woman and he wants to watch or participate. Best of both worlds! Must like to have fun, be adventurous and discreet. Sameroom sex with another couple with women possibly getting together. Let’s chat and see where it goes. Maybe we can be naughty together! naughtyamateurs, 37, #110381 MARATHON MAN AND LATIN LOVE Couple seeking pretty playmate. Mr.: 6’, 172 lbs., strong, athletic. Mrs.: 5’2”, beautiful, curvy, Latina. Perhaps just a public encounter to feed our fantasies. You: fun, energetic, beautiful. May invite to our home. HotHotHotCpl, 25, u, l, #110370

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i Spy... Dear MM, I was involved with a Domme for a number of years. She was sadistic and didn’t much believe in warm-ups. Her beatings hurt, and I was rarely able to ride the pain into sub space. I did not enjoy the beatings, nor did they turn me on. She argued that they did turn me on because of how very wet I became during these beatings. Many times I had vaginal fluid literally hanging from me. I know that I experienced real pain from these beatings and did not feel turned on. But I feel confused — I’ve never had as much wetness occur as I did at those times. Thanks for your opinion, Wandering sub

Dear Wandering sub, In your case, it sounds like you were turned on by the idea of being in “sub space,” where you let all your worldly cares go and live only to serve your Domme — an intensely gratifying place for submissives. However, that’s entirely different from being turned on by taking a heavyhanded beating. You were über-wet because your submissive needs were being met on some level — it doesn’t mean you liked, or should have tolerated, the pain. As a submissive, you have to listen to your gut. If you asserted that you were not turned on by the action of the scene, your Domme had no right to argue with you or try to convince you otherwise — that’s abuse of power. People outside the BDSM scene often make the mistake of thinking the one wielding the whip has all the power in a Domme/ sub relationship — in fact, it’s usually the sub, because he or she gets to set the boundaries and limits. As a submissive, you have a great responsibility to be honest, use your safe word, and put a stop to actions that don’t work for you. It sounds like your relationship with this Domme is a thing of the past, and that’s a good thing. There are plenty of masochists out there who will enjoy her beatings — you don’t have to endure them.

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Hopeful Me: Standing at the stern. You: Coming down the stairs in a green shirt with the word “Hope” across the chest. You smiled and waved; I was hopeful to run into you again but the night ended without...hope. Hopefully I’m not being too redundant. Coffee? When: Friday, July 11, 2008. Where: Lake Champlain. You: Man. Me: Man. #904141

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First Friday Pride Week I was the girl in the black jacket sitting with some friends watching you dance. You had a white T-shirt, green? pants and a hat. I thought you were so cute, I like the way you dance! Who are you? I was late, you left early. I was hoping I would see you again, but I missed most of Pride week... When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904150 Adventure? Definitely! From iced coffee & driving to plyometrics to concerts, life is more fun with you—especially when I get your goat. Love you. When: Wednesday, July 16, 2008. Where: the mini apartment. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904149 Soulmates @ Catie Curtis... Was it that obvious that I’m alone? Does it radiate from my soul? I was fishing through the crowd with my aviator sunglasses, hoping perhaps to find that girl who makes my heart beat just a bit harder. Instead, I watched in total appreciation, the couples who feel love & trust for their partners. It’s indeed a warm summer evening. When: Saturday, July 12, 2008. Where: UVM. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904148 We both have cute puppies Well I’ve seen you twice now. A couple weeks ago, I saw you on Church St. and our dogs played together. Today I saw you after I went to Pride at the Skinny Pancake. You have a lab/terrier mix and I have a lanky brown hound mix. I think you’re totally cute and we should get together for a playdate. When: Saturday, July 12, 2008. Where: The Skinny Pancake. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904147 Missing Soulmate at Catie Curtis... I felt your presence enjoying the summer evening and great music. Like me, you were wishing for someone with whom to share it. Summers are too short! Two months left for pedaling, paddling, picnics, Melissa, Mozart, camping and fun! We’re both old enough to know what we want and young enough to pursue it! Hope we can share good times! When: Saturday, July 12, 2008. Where: UVM Catie Curtis. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904146 An Apology Steve: The look on your face said it all and only once I saw your reaction did I realize how horrific my actions were. Words cannot express enough how apologetic I am; I forget not everybody has the same sense of humor as Faith or myself. Please, forgive a girl her blunder and understand I never meant to disrespect you! When: Friday, July 11, 2008. Where: In Front of Nectar’s. You: Man. Me: Man. #904145 Brunette at UVM Fitness Center Man to the woman who always wears a green headband/black work-out pants and is always reading magazines. Just wanted you to know that you are absolutely beautiful! Hopefully we will randomly run into each other at a place other than the gym. When: Friday, July 11, 2008. Where: UVM Gym. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904144

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city market I used to see you all the time, but now I never do. Do you still exist? You have black hair and blond, lip and septum rings. I should have introduced myself long ago. Is it too late? When: Thursday, June 12, 2008. Where: city market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904143 Kebab cart line... We were standing in line Friday at the Kebab Cart on Church Street while our friends were filling up on pizza. You were in a blue shirt, me in a blank tank. We had good conversation, wished I could have chatted with you longer! When: Friday, July 11, 2008. Where: Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904142

Bike Crash on Champlain Ave Thanks all of you for saving me, calling 911, giving me Reiki, and locking up my bike. And Jess...you are so good, really, I’m falling for you (1/2 pun, 1/2 not). Busted up pretty bad, concussed, but still alive. Keep the rubber on the road, I don’t look forward to returning such a favor. When: Thursday, July 10, 2008. Where: Champlain Ave. (though I couldn’t see well). You: Man. Me: Man. #904139 Brandy - laundromat Williston I recognized you after you offered me the cart. Was hoping you were going to stick around and fold your things, it takes me a bit to break the ice for some strange reason. Thanks for the smile and you are as beautiful as ever, even after 15 years... single? Scott. When: Saturday, July 12, 2008. Where: Greer’s laundromat, williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904138 Uncommon Grounds Cutie I see you every now and then at UG. From the first time I saw you, I noticed your beauty and your gentle spirit. Always wonder if there is a lucky guy in your life or not. If we never connect, just know that you are beautiful. You, tall with brown hair, usually in a pony tail. Ah, flowers... When: Friday, July 11, 2008. Where: Uncommon Grounds. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904137 My Beautiful Stalker Mollyho - you’ve been spied! How lucky am I that you are my stalker! I will never forget our first kiss @ the back door or our second first kiss on the stairs @ Sweetwaters. You make my heart race, my pulse pound, and my spirit soar. Hope to kiss those beautiful glossy lips again soon! I love you! When: Tuesday, July 8, 2008. Where: every day in my heart, every night in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904136 Post office 7/11 Btful smile You were cashing a money order at the Pearl St. post office on 7/11/08 around 4:30. We kept catching each other’s eye. Me: Wearing a red button down, I said that you must be rich (lame). I couldn’t find the courage to say any more. Just thought you should know that you made my day, hope to catch your eye again... When: Friday, July 11, 2008. Where: Pearl St. post office. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904135 Wednesday and Fridays...DHL guy SM, you know who I am...you bring me packages every week. I think we are both a little hesitant to go for it...NSA, let’s have fun. You know people who can get a hold of me. When: Wednesday, July 9, 2008. Where: mall. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904134 Detroit airport We chatted Tuesday pm at the airport about flight delays and what you spent your time doing. I was with my kids. You work at Amer. Flatbread. I liked your blue crocs and smile. Single? Interested? When: Tuesday, July 8, 2008. Where: Detroit Airport. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904133 wazoo Jen, I mean Jess, what is the correct definition of the word wazoo? Get back to me on that. Love your trivia. Did you know a Holstein’s spots are like a fingerprint or snowflake. No two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots. Now you know! Let’s wash our dogs together. Did that parfait seem expensive? Tag, you’re it:):) Register maiden. When: Thursday, July 10, 2008. Where: Village Cup. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904131

price chopper shelburne rd. Wednesday, 7/9, approx 3:15 p.m. Me: white. You: black, beautiful & stunning. I couldn’t help to notice your tattoos on each side of your breast. I smiled and said hi. You smiled back. Me: too shy to talk with you. Would like a chance to talk with you. When: Wednesday, July 9, 2008. Where: Inside Price Chopper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904128 Hey Beancounter Wonder if you read iSpy. Don’t see you around much anymore. You moved uphill. There was a time a year or so back when we almost got started. Single yet? When: Wednesday, July 5, 2006. Where: around the corner. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904127 Lost Soul friend Years ago we both knew. When we got together we had changed. I loved my memory of you. When I sit next to you I feel pure grace. Don’t miss Tahoe. Don’t miss my job. Only miss our friendship. My feelings for you carried me for years, knowing you were on the same team. Trust me, you can. plj. When: Tuesday, November 13, 2007. Where: BTV. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904126 Bolton pot holes sensation Justin, let’s meet up again for our fun adventure like last time!!! Naked in the outdoors, but this time...no fingers, just that package you carry!!! See you the next sunny day, Michelle. When: Thursday, July 3, 2008. Where: Bolton. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904125 American Bulldog I told you your dog was adorable at the traffic light at Hinesburg Rd. and Williston, July 3. You told me he was an American bulldog. You have a great smile. Saw you again in line behind me at a traffic light on Winooski Ave. today. Should we park our cars and take your cute dog for a walk? When: Thursday, July 3, 2008. Where: Hinesburg Rd. and Williston Rd. traffic light. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904124 We could make sandwiches If you think my hands taste good on a sandwich... When: Thursday, June 19, 2008. Where: in the iSpys. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904123 Me: Frodo, You: Elrond Elrond - You helped me heal at this place after I was stabbed at Weathertop and before I left on my mission. Hoping to visit with my friends again. -Frodo When: Sunday, July 20, 2008. Where: his house. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904122 I’m a sucker for redheads Sorry if I have come on too strong. I just find you very attractive and would like to know you. You have my number, I hope that you call me. When: Wednesday, July 9, 2008. Where: Jeffersonville. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904121 To my Dames . . . who braved more bloodsucking fiends to help me find my keys. You both rock AND roll. When: Tuesday, July 8, 2008. Where: Waterfront skatepark. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904120 my EMT5303 I walk halfway around the world / just to sit down by your side / and I would do most anything girl / to be the apple of your eye... / any place you wanna go / know-that-I’ll-be-next-to-you / if it’s treasure you’re looking for / I’ll search the whole world through... / but if the road gets rocky girl / just steady as we go. *smooch. When: Sunday, March 30, 2008. Where: jail. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904119 thank you 4th of july To the people who stopped to help when I had a flat tire on Route 2 in Williston. Humanity has not gone to he** in a handbasket!! :-) Thank you for your help and kindness!! When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Route 2. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904118 ATTENTION NORTHFIELD/DAD/COACH Guy from Northfield, coaches his son’s teams, likes to camp, looking for a good friend, ad’s on Match/Yahoo. I have been trying to get in touch with you for days. I hope you or someone you know sees this, and you find a way to get back in touch with me, please. Thanks. When: Saturday, July 5, 2008. Where: In various ads. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904117 Hilton Hottie Late on the night of the fireworks, I spotted you as I walked down the stairs in the lobby of the Hilton. Me: in a bandanna and pink shorts, you: shaggy blond hair holding your bike. We locked eyes almost the entire stairway. Maybe we can go for a ride sometime. When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Hilton lobby. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904116

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JUMPING OFF A CLIFF I spy my sweet cheeseburger leaping from a cliff. Her spirit soaring above the crystal clear waters. Your love is a gift. I heart you. When: Tuesday, July 8, 2008. Where: On the best vacation ever. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904115 BAILEY’S DAD Ty, I love you very much. You are my best friend and my shoulder to lean on. Thank you for putting up with me for the last two years. I love you more than all the stars in the sky and I know that the girls love you more than they love eating, which is a lot. To many more years. When: Tuesday, July 8, 2008. Where: Every morning. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904113 HUSKY ONE YEAR AGO ALMOST You caught my eye in a meeting, we got into trouble. I had to leave and then I made a mistake and you left. Come back to flirt sometime? I miss your face. Sorry for all the trouble, would love to reconnect. When: Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Where: Husky. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904112 THE SEXIEST CHIROPRACTOR AROUND... Yes, you know it’s you...my coffee girl! You’ve never been officially spied, although I’ve been spying you for years. You are an amazing partner and friend. I love you with all of my heart. I hope you will be mine for the rest of my life. Love you! Snack Girl. When: Tuesday, July 8, 2008. Where: At HWCWC. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904111 I DO SAM I AM You’re stubborn. Your love is relentless. Your kisses melt me. I find you so completely sexy. I want to attack you like a hungry kitten on a bowl of milk. And watch you fall asleep on my shoulder while I tickle your back. I am your DeliveryMan now. And the next time we meet, we’re both gonna be sore again. When: Tuesday, July 8, 2008. Where: In my arms. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904110 CRUISING ON THE BIKE PATH... I was cruising with my friend around 7-ish? (me on a silver bike...wearing big sunglasses) and I passed you and your dog. I smiled and looked twice and kept on my way and then looked back and saw you looking back, too. Not sure if you’re into it...want to grab a coffee or drink sometime? When: Monday, July 7, 2008. Where: Bike Path near North Beach. You: Man. Me: Man. #904109 SERVPRO BEAUTIFUL BLONDE Monday, 7/7, Champlain Farms, Colchester, 11:30, by the puppy. You were buying drinks, sandwich. I was the guy in line behind you, couldn’t believe I was seeing such a beautiful woman, of course was completely tongue-tied. Wanted to ask your name, see if I could buy you a coffee sometime, just kinda shy. Would enjoy hearing back though. When: Monday, July 7, 2008. Where: Champlain Farms. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904107

DEAR MILDRED I spy you in my life, you are my life, my everything baby. I miss you and I haven’t even left the state. The time will go by slow but it will go by, I will take great care of our children. Meet me out back in the house in the trees...OH, please. When: Monday, July 7, 2008. Where: In my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904106 TAXI-DRIVING DEVIL WOMAN Now you can stop complaining about never being spied. Just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate everything you have done for me in the last few months, friends like you are few and far between. I don’t know what I would do without you. Hope this makes your day a little brighter. Love ya! When: Monday, July 7, 2008. Where: Village Tavern and Long Trail Tavern. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904104 VA VA VOOM I like your bazooms! You: topless babe at the potholes, July 4. Me: young stud too busy feasting on the eye candy to cliffjump. That dude your brother? You and your tanned girlfriend should meet us at the cliffs. You bring the beer, cigarettes and the bottom half of your bikinis and we’ll recklessly jump off rocks trying to impress you. When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Bolton. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904103 LET’S FINALLY MEET! We passed each other Friday on College Street, our eyes lingering as we mouthed “Hey.” I do believe you are the same girl I have seen on my stoop on Pearl Street when you were visiting your friend who just moved. Want to meet on the stoop Thursday around 6:30 p.m.? That is, if you are single, of course. When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: College Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904102 BLUE-SHIRTED SERVER, NECTAR’S Erin, as cheesy is this sounds, I find you attractive and would like to invite you out for coffee or a drink. When: Saturday, July 5, 2008. Where: Nectar’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904101 I SAW YOU EATING ELK. Hey GURRRL! I saw you all the way from down south and you looked very casual-cute. Maybe we can meet up for a 30 of Busch Light and dance to Sandstorm? You were the best roomie ever! Miss you and love you. CAWL ME! When: Thursday, September 1, 2005. Where: Lyman/Adams. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904100 REAL BLOCKBUSTER You: blockbuster on the Fourth of July, long legs and a playful smile. You already saw “List” twice on your way to China, and left with a “promise.” Me: beard and khakis. We talked, you left, and I was too tongue-tied to ask if you wanted to see fireworks. When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Blockbuster Video. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904098

POOL TABLE AT THREE NEEDS You are a blond babe with a brunette friend back by the pool table at the Needs. Amazing cheekbones and eyes. We kept making eye contact. When you brought your empty to the bar I told you to have a great weekend and you instantly knocked over everyone’s beer. That’s something I would do. Wanna bumble around together sometime? When: Wednesday, July 2, 2008. Where: the bar. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904095 SECOND PLACE TO THE MATTRESS I’ve overextended my contacting you. As long as I’ve known you, I’ve expressed my feelings for you but I’ve never felt like you feel the same. I’ve even tried to dress it up and deny my feelings. I don’t want to push, so I let go and let God, hoping you may come to me one day. When: Saturday, July 5, 2008. Where: around. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904094 SMIZZLE! I Spy an eccentric, blond-haired, blue-eyed kanga. You were shouting random words as each firework exploded. YOU have been spied! It’s never a dull moment with you and I am so grateful to have and call you a friend! 3...stool... When: Thursday, July 3, 2008. Where: at the fireworks. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904093 GROW YOUR GOATEE BACK We’ve always had this weird connection, and it doesn’t seem to go away. I don’t think either of us wants it to. I just want you to tell me if it’s worth sticking around. I can’t promise you I’ll wait forever but for now, I’m just sitting back and enjoying the ride, no matter how “ruckus” it gets. When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Burlington, Vermont. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904092 TWO EXTREME DOG WALKERS This is for the two extreme walkers with a Hyena and a Dingo. Whether it be 20 below or 100 degrees, you both are walking. Miss you girls and the animals. “Can you read my mind?” When: Tuesday, May 27, 2008. Where: Burlington sidewalks. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904091 YOU AND YOUR PUG Caught my eye! I think we were on South Winooski Ave. I can’t remember but I think you were wearing a Red Sox hat. I drove by and we waved at each other a couple times. I am kicking myself for not stopping to talk to you. I’d love for the three of us to take a walk together sometime. When: Wednesday, July 2, 2008. Where: South Winooski Ave. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904090 CATPIRE. Although I can’t have you all to myself anymore, thank you for being in my life, Babs. Little B wouldn’t have it any other way. Dobra date when I get back? When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: in my life :). You: Man. Me: Woman. #904089

GREAT VIEW AT KINGSLAND BAY STATE PARK July 4: The lake was beautiful, but I kept being distracted by the sight of you. Cynthia, just thought you’d like to know that you looked great in that blue, twopiece bathing suit. When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Kingsland Bay State Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904097

BLOND LADY, HEALTHY LIVING, JUNE 25-26, 6 P.M.? You were wearing a light blue top and shorts. We exchanged two smiles in the cafe. I was so nervous that I didn’t think to talk to you until long after you left - after your second smile to me. I really wish I had. If you are without a sweetheart, I would be honored to explore such possibilities with you. When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: Healthy Living Cafe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904088 GRAND UNION GIRL I see you everywhere: the front desk, the deli, the register. At each place you make me smile. You are beautiful. Keep on smiling. When: Wednesday, July 2, 2008. Where: Grand Union. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904087 CAN YOU COME RUN THE REGISTER? Michelle - Oh yeah, it’s you. You have two eyes and a nose; I hope that helps. Maybe I passed you on I-89? I loved the Spy and can’t wait to read more in the kitchen. Where would I be without you to help me out when I get swamped?! You’re the best! Love, VC Jess. When: Thursday, July 3, 2008. Where: Village Cup. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904086 WAGGY’S & MCCAFFREY’S SUNOCO What’s up? Saw this guy who just looks awesome. Love to find him again. Nice body, yells at cop cars (that was cute), pierced lip, don’t know much else ‘bout ya. Stopped me and my girl...friend, outside the gas station to tell me how hot I was. I was stupid and didn’t get your number. Where are you? When: Tuesday, July 1, 2008. Where: North Street Waggys. You: Man. Me: Man. #904085 KAYAKING AT THE WRITESVILLE BOAT LAUNCH You were going out, I was coming in. You busted me checking you out and said something about us having the same boat. I mumbled something about them being different lengths and then paddled off. I’m not normally that slow. Give me a second chance to see you for the first time, and I’ll make a much better impression. When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: Montpelier Reservoir boat launch. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904084 LIMY DOC, YOU THERE? I was picking up a script at the end of your work day at UHC Given last Friday and you were walking out wearing a beautiful, warm smile, glasses and a green button-down. I should have said hi! Are you single? When: Friday, June 27, 2008. Where: UHC Given Health Center. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #904083 HEART 2 DEATH I remember you! So glad we were able to reconnect on that level - again. Now if we can only manage to respect, flow with, and accept our intense cycle? Happy twoyear anniversary? Heart you then, now and forever. When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: here, there, everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904082

“THAT GUY” AT RED ROCKS Thanks for helping me jump! We should definitely do it again sometime! I won’t be as scared this time, I promise. Name a day and time, or find a way to contact me. :) When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: Red Rocks. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904080 LINDT CHOCOLATE STORE VIXEN We discussed the cruelty of having to work in a frigid store. You even tried to change the temperature for me. I didn’t see a wedding ring. I didn’t know if you are into younger men but I was driven crazy trying not to say how attractive you were. Maybe we could go out for coffee? When: Tuesday, July 1, 2008. Where: Lindt Chocolate. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904079 GYM JAGUAR Your “hi” downtown caught me off guard (sorry for the look) but now that I see you every day at the gym, you are my motivation. What is your name? I am into cars as well; nice Jag. When: Tuesday, July 1, 2008. Where: the gym. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904078 FORMER DD GIRL? I saw you working at DD in S. Burlington last winter/spring when I’d arrive at 7 a.m., but now you catch my eye everywhere and all the time. You are tall, have brown hair, and wear headphones and glasses. I try to catch your eye but you don’t seem to notice. I wish you would! You have a beautiful smile. When: Sunday, June 22, 2008. Where: Main Street/S. Winooski/outside Mr. Mike’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904076 ESSEX POST OFFICE DOUBLETAKE On Friday, June 26, just before 4:30, I was graced with your presence as we walked into the Essex Post Office. I did a doubletake and we smiled at each other. You: short-haired cutie, purple top and tan bottom. Me: tall, short hair, wearing a blue California shirt with blue shorts. You drove a black Subaru. I’d love to see if your personality and mind are as cute as you look. Wanna do lunch? When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: Essex Post Office. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904074 PUPPY LOVE Incredibly cute blond at the dog park on Patchen Rd. You had your dog and your parents’ dogs. I was the tall, slim guy with my Golden, which you hugged lovingly. Maybe we could do a doggy get-together? When: Monday, June 30, 2008. Where: Dog Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904073 COSTCO ELEGANCE Wow! You: blond, brown dress, white top, slender, forty-something (?). Me: couldn’t stop staring, tall, slim, brown shirt, tan shorts, 42. Stood behind you in line with my mother at Costco. Could you have noticed? I hope so. When: Monday, June 30, 2008. Where: Costco. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904072 PAGING MR. CHEESY FRIES Mama, I miss you and want to go out soon like last time: You, me and cheesy fries oh, and a lot of drink! p.s. Hey old crew, I miss you! When: Monday, June 23, 2008. Where: Urban. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904071

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art Awesome Art Classes!: Location: wingspan Painting Studio, 4 Howard Street, Burlington. Info: Maggie Standley, 802-233-7676, magg ies t andley @ yahoo.com, www.w ingspanpaint ingstudio. com. Art Workshops: 1) Early Morn Plein-Air Painting & Sketching, Tues., 6:30-9:30 a.m., 7/22-8/26. $220. Create at different outdoor sites. Emphasis on creativity, color, technique. Open to those with experience and eager beginners. 2) Drawing From the Soul, Tues., 5:307:30 p.m., 7/22-8/26. $150. Class dedicated to cultivating the Art of Seeing (all levels). 3) Expressive French & Art for Young’ins, Mon. & Wed., 9-11 a.m., 7/28-8/18. $180. Relaxed Outdoor Summer Classes: One session: August 515. Weekly on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 10:15 a.m. - 1 p.m. Cost: $150/6 classes. Location: Near Route 7, Charlotte. Nature drawing, pastels, watercolor painting in gardens and pretty locations. Seniors and young adults welcomed. Instructed by Linda Reynolds. 30+ yrs. experience teaching art. Call 425-3612 for more info or if you would like to host a class.

childbirth CVMC Birthing Ctr. Open House: First Wed. of every month, 5:30-7 p.m. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-371-4613, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. It’s mom’s choice: birthing the way you told us you want it! Learn more about our full range of services, meet staff members and tour our new Garden Path Birthing Center. Friends and family welcome. Registration is required. PostNatal Yoga: Cost: $10/ class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Restore and nourish your whole postpartum body in postnatal yoga! Gentle poses, breathing exercises, restorative postures will help feed your whole self. Also, connect with other postpartum mamas and babes (precrawlers). Come when you are ready. Please call to preregister. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. PreNatal Yoga: Saturdays at 9 a.m. Cost: $10 /1-hour class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, Elizabeth Murphy, 802223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Come and celebrate this sacred time! Gain confidence in your body’s wisdom! Ease back pain, nausea, hip discomfort and prepare your body for pregnancy, birth & beyond. Prenatal yoga instructor Elizabeth Murphy weaves

dance Ballroom Dancing: Mondays and Thursdays in Burlington and Sunday in Shelburne. Cost: $50 / 4 weeks (per person). Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley Street, Burlington; Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Road, Shelburne. Info: First Step Dance, Kevin Laddison, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Level I classes for beginners, Level II and above for experienced dancers. We host dances (with lessons) on the second and fourth Friday of each month. No experience is necessary, just an interest in learning to dance. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! CONSERVATORY OF DANCE: Jul. 28 - Aug. 8, 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m., every 5 days. Cost: $15/per day. Location: The Civic Center, 39 Lake Street, Rouses Point, NY. Info: NORTE MAAR, Jason Andrew, 646-361-8512, http://www.nor temaar.org/performingarts/sum merconser vator yofdance.html. CONSERVATORY OF DANCE returns to the Northern Tier. Daily intermediate/advanced classes (Mon-Fri) in ballet tech, variation and partnering taught by renowned master teacher Julia K. Gleich (London Studio Centre + LABAN). All classes held in Rouses Point, NY. Performance opportunity possible in the fifth annual Fete de Danse (Aug. 14). Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

design/build Renewable Energy & DIY classes: Cost: $300/2-day class (materials fee may be applicable.) Scholarships available. Location: Yestermorrow Design/ Build School, Route 100, Warren. Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-496-5545, design build@yestermorrow.org, www. yestermorrow.org. MICROHYDRO: Home scale water power systems. 7/27-8/1. TRICKS OF THE TRADE: Make any building job easy and satisfying. Aug. 16-17. HOW TO GC YOUR OWN HOME: Learn about scheduling, permits, estimating, design plans, loans and the steps of the building process. Sept. 6-7.

drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Cost: $53/Adult Beginner Class. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $40/5 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m. $53/6 weeks. Sessions begin 9/9. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email. Richmond Taiko Classes: For a full schedule of classes or more info, go to website. Location: Richmond Free Library Community Room, Downtown Richmond. Info: 802-434-2624, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org. Paid pre-registration is due 1-week before the session start dates and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Pre-registrants will receive $5 off their session fee (the first price shown below). Gift certificates are available! Kids & parents’ class (beginners), 6-6:50 p.m. $36/$40/4 weeks. Adult class (beginners) 77:50 p.m. $40/$44/4 weeks. Sessions begin 9/11.

fine arts Pastels with Robert Carsten: Aug. 9-10, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. 2day workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. The Sky’s the Limit: A Pastel Workshop with Robert Carsten, P.S.A. From airy, lightfilled paintings to dramatic sunsets or sunrises with impending storm conditions, you’ll marvel at the painterly effects easily achieved in the versatile medium of pastel. All levels welcome. Members $220, nonmembers $240, materials list. Portrait in Watercolor: Jul. 26, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. 1-day workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. In this intensive workshop, students will create expressive watercolor portraits, working directly from a live model. Students will work lifesize, first producing quick color studies and then finishing

with more detailed studies of the model. Members $105, nonmembers $115, materials $15. See all fine art classes and workshops at www.shelburneartcenter.org.

fitness Train with Champ Boot Camp: Cost: $200/4-week session. M, W, F morn or evenings. Location: King James Boxing and Fitness, 147 Windrige Rd., Williston. Info: King James, 802-324-5483. Being in great shape is not just for athletes! Bring out the best in yourself with the help of WorldChampion Martial Artist and State Boxing Champion King James. Would you like to compete or just look competition-ready? Our total body workouts and nutrition plans are designed to help you look and feel better than ever!

healing arts Healing Touch Level One: Aug. 16-17, 9 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. Cost: $333/2-day class; $308 if registered by 7/23 and for HTI/ AHNA members; $225 student/repeater/elders/teens; $40 materials fee. Location: Burlington/Williston area. Info: Amy Billings, 802-878-0911, pictureofhealth@ harmanna.com. Led by Lucrezia Mangione, CMT, CHTP/I, RHT, this Healing Touch Level I class is for anyone interested in learning more about energy therapy, exploring the magnificence of their human body, and continuing their commitment to personal growth. Healing Touch International certified, American Holistic Nurses Association endorsed. Continuing education units available.

herbs FLOWER POWER!: Jul. 19, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Cost: $50/class. Location: Lighheart Sanctuary, New Haven. Info: 802-453-4433, maureen@ lightheart.net. Essences of Transformation. A day to explore flower essence therapy. Learn to make and use essences from flowers growing around us to bring healing and balance to our body/mind, heart/soul. Please register. Oriental Herbal Medicine: Location: Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, www.elementsofhealing.net. Class meets one weekend/month and will focus on the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs, working with loose herbs and combining them into formulas. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental diagnosis and theory, Yin Yang theory, 5 element, 8 principle, and An in study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis. Wisdom of the Herbs School: How to Identify Wild Plants Using Newcomb’s Wildflower Guide Workshop, Sunday, July 13, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $75, ($10 non-refundable deposit.). Wild Edibles Workshop:

Eating Wild Where We Live, Friday, July 25, 1-4 p.m. $40 ($10 non-refundable deposit). Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@ w isdomof theherbsschool.com, www.WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool. com. Herb Walks: Tuesday, July 22, 6-7:30 p.m. Each walk is $15. Herb Walks by Arrangement: $100 for 6 people for an hour and a half; $150 for 2 full hours. Walk your land or mine. Travel fee for over 30 min. from my home. Call Annie to arrange a time and place.

kitesurfing/ windsurfing Kitesurf & Windsurfing Classes: Location: Lake Champlain: Charlie’s Boathouse, North end of North Ave, Burlington. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@ stormboarding.com, www.stormboarding.com. Learn one of two great water sports. Get windsurfing in 1 hour (thanks to modern equipment). Kitesurfing begins with a ground school lesson (2 hours) followed by your first water lesson (3 hours). See detailed info on www. stormboarding.com. Beginning and advanced, individual and group lessons available 7 days/week. $60-$150.

language Basic Spanish for Travelers: Cost: $160 /2 6-hour classes. Location: Bluewater Center Conference Room, 145 Pine Haven Shores Rd., Shelburne. Info: Just Spanish 4u, 802-735-1353, info@just spanish4u.com, www.justspani sh4u.com. This course is designed for non-Spanish-speaking persons who plan to travel and/or vacation in Spanish-speaking countries, and who need functional Spanish language skills and cross-cultural understanding to comfortably function abroad. Please contact us and reserve your spot now. Check our website for upcoming occupational classes.

maritime Shipwreck Exploration: Cost: $18/per person for a 1-hour tour. Location: Perkins Pier, Slip #84 (on the last dock from the parking lot), Burlington. Info: Shipwrecktour.com, Rachael Miller, 802578-6120, rachael@stormboarding.com, www.shipwrecktour. com. See incredibly well preserved wrecks from the 1800s without getting wet. We use an ROV camera - everything it sees, we see on screens onboard. This is a unique and exciting outing great for families. We combine technology and history with a great boat trip on Lake Champlain. All ages.

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AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt. org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5thdegree black belt and Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor.

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m. which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Introductory Class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-893-8893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head Instructor is 5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

nature ROOTS School: Location: ROOTS School, East Calais. Info: ROOTS School; Reclaiming Our Origins through Traditional Skills, Brad Salon, 802-456-1253, info@ ROOTSVT.com, www.RootsVT.com. Primitive Fishing: July 19 & 20. $150. Basketry: July 26 & 27. $150. Scout: August 15-17 (overnight). $350. Survival Basics: August 2931 (overnight). $500. Bow Building: Sept. 19-22. $350. See local evening classes online.

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Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5000/500-hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, www.elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory, the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, diagnostic methods of pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis are taught giving students the tools to treat a wide range of imbalances.

Aperture: Session One: Cost: $75/3-week course. Location: DESIGNHAUS, 22 Church Street 2nd Floor, Burlington. Info: DESIGNHAUS, 802-310-5019, info@ designhaus.org, designhaus.org. Thursdays: 8/7, 8/14, 8/21, 6:308:30 p.m. Learn the relationship between aperture and shutter speed in obtaining the desired exposure! Instructor Peter Johnson demystifies f-stops, and explores depth-of-field. This course is appropriate for BOTH FILM and DIGITAL SLR photography! Bring your Canon Rebel or Grandpa’s Nikon! THIS IS THE CLASS FOR YOU!

Intro to Massage School: Jul. 26, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Cost: $25. Call to pre-register. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street, South Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802658-7715, info@touchstonehealingarts.com, www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Experience a day at massage school! Receive an orientation to the unique curriculum of Touchstone’s 650-hour Massage Practitioner Training Program. Sample massage modalities that are taught in the program and effective hands-on techniques, optimal body mechanics and the quality of touch that help Touchstone graduates excel in the profession. Massage & Aromatherapy Class: 10-month Certification Course. Location: BodySoul Spa & School, 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans. Info: BodySoul Spa & School, Hope Bockus, C.M.T (Instructor), 802-524-9005, bodysoulmassage@comcast.net, www. bodysoulmassageschool.com. You deserve a new career you love. Check out getting your certification in massage & aromatherapy, 10-month course being offered each Saturday. Financing options are available. Register today! (Only 8 openings left.)

Workshop: History of Processes: Cost: $50/3-hour class. Location: DESIGNHAUS, 22 Church Street, 2nd Floor, Burlington. Info: DESIGNHAUS, 802-8636989, designhaus.org@gmail.com, designhaus.org. Saturday, July 26, 1-4 p.m. From Daguerre to Digital: This lecture and fantastic slide show explore the history of various technical and stylistic photographic processes! Instructor Jordan Douglas will enlighten guests with photography’s fascinating evolution, and display antique cameras and photos from his private collection. The DESIGNHAUS experience awaits you!

pilates A unique Pilates Experience: Cost: $45/private sessions, $25/ semi-private sessions. Location: The Pilates Den, Williston. Info: 802-318-6378, www.pilatesden. com. Discover Pilates with Polestar certified instructor Shannon Lashua. Years of experience combined with creativity promises fun, informative, stress-relieving sessions in a supportive environment. Private sessions and semi-private sessions are offered on the equipment, as well as small group mat classes, all in the comfort of a sun-filled home studio.

ABSOLUTE PILATES: Invigorating group and private classes. Location: Espire, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.absolutepilatesvt.com. Tone, stretch, strengthen and shape up for summer with certified classical Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials. Natural Bodies Pilates: Take Pilates Mat and Reformer, Ballet Conditioning, or Integrative Movement - or combine all three in our Studio class. Private sessions, class cards, and per-class rates available. Phone today for your appointment. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Hwy 127, just north of the Burlington Beltline), Colchester. Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, luc ille @natural bodiespilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Experience the difference of Lucille Dyer’s 20 years’ teaching experience. Shape your body, manage your weight, and find ease of movement. Develop awareness, flexibility, core strength and coordination in a supportive environment. It’s movement that feels good to your body, mind and spirit. Small classes, professional instruction, individual attention, fun! Pilates Space: a division of ALL Wellness, LLC. Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-8639900, www.pilatesspace.net. We invite all bodies, all ages, and all abilities to experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. We offer Pilates privates, semi-privates and group classes, physical therapy, holistic health counseling, craniosacral therapy and Anusarainspired yoga. Free intro to Pilates: Saturdays at 10:30 a.m.

sailing COMMUNITY SAILING CENTER: Learn to sail! Classes for adults, youth and families, beginning and intermediate courses and full day camps. Location: Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center, Burlington. Info: 802-864-2499, w w w.communit ysailingcenter. org. Sailboat, kayak and canoe rentals. Other sailing opportunities include Friday night 420 race series, adaptive water sports program, high school sailing team, and overnight sailing expeditions. Community Sailing Center’s mission is to provide public access to educational and recreational opportunities through sailing, paddling and other lake-oriented programs.

weight loss Lose Weight with Hypnosis!: Cost: $160/4-week class. Location: Wellspring Hypnotherapy Center, 57 River Rd., Essex Junction. Info: Wellspring Hypnotherapy and Rising Sun Healing, Betty Moore-Hafter, 802-872-0089, betty@risingsunhealing.com, www. holistichypnotherapyeft.com OR www.wellspringhypno.com. The subconscious mind is at the root of habits that make weight loss easy or difficult. Learn hypnosis techniques to help you make permanent changes. Four-week classes (level 1 and 2) with ongoing support groups. Audio CDs of hypnosis sessions are included to make home practice effective and easy.

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wood Woodturning Open Studio: Jul. 24-25, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. 2-day workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. This workshop is geared towards those who want to develop and refine specific woodturning skills or projects, beginner-advanced. Students will consult with the instructor a week before the workshop to outline their objectives and sketch a learning plan based on their abilities and objectives. Members $260, nonmembers $285, materials $40.

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1-3-BR Affordable Apts. 1-BR apts., $767/mo. 2-BR, $911/mo. 3-BR, $1045/mo. Incl. heat & HW! Weekly yoga classes, fitness center, movie room & monthly community events! To qualify: One person makes less than $29,640/ yr. Two people less than $33,900 combined. Three people less than $38,100 combined. Four people less than $42,360 combined. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com.

BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga yoga classes for 1-BR Apartment Milton Furall levels. Special monthly worknished basement apt. although shops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and doesn’t feel like it. Includes all nutrition, breathing and meditautilities (heat, HW, electric). tion. Private sessions for yoga or Parking for 1 car, NS/pets. First & Ayurvedic consultations available last months rent & ref. Great landby appointment. Cost: $14 /drop5 acre building lots Woodlords! Ready now. Info: lladeau@ in, $110/10 classes or $100/ ford, VT. 12 mi. east Rt. 1:31:34 9 or PM 1x2c-melissaallen061108.indd 1 on 6/9/08 gmail.com. monthly pass. Location: Old High Historic Bennington at Little Pond 1.5-BR apt. Must see Incl. lovely School, Bristol. Info: 802-482Rd. Boarders Green Mountain Naprivate 3-season sun room, great 5547, www.bristolyoga.com. This tional Forrest service Access to location, 5 min. to UVM, UHC & St. classical form of yoga incorporates Vast Trail. All permitted, ready Michaels. Parking. Clean, bright balance, strength and flexibility to to go. Lots starting at $45,000. & cheerful. $900/mo. NS/pets. steady the mind, strengthen the Info: Michael, 802-453-3457. Info: 802-879-3226. body and free the soul. Bristol Moretown Building Lots En2-BR furnished condo New Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, gineer permitted, 4-BR, simple furniture, fireplace, HDWD floors, who was blessed and authorized to septic w/ underground electric pool, yard, coin laundry, newly teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Myto driveway. 7-10 acres from renovated. Walk to UVM, shopsore India, holder of the Ashtanga $126,500 - $159,500. Wooded ping, downtown. $1300/mo. Info: lineage. privacy, access to I-89 and vil802-338-6183. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily, on- lage. Info: Moretown Real Estate, 2-BR, Downtown Burlington going classes in all syles with ex- 802-496-3980. Cute, spacious, upstairs apt. in perienced, certified instructors. duplex w/ nice backyard, offCost: $12/hour, $14/90 min., street parking for 2 cars, pets $160/unlimited monthly memberneg., ref., lease, dep. $1200/mo. ship, $75/private lesson. Loca+ utils. Info: 802-865-8365, tion: 156 Saint Paul St. 1/2 block 802-310-8836. south of Main St., Burlington. Info: 802-658-9642, www.burlingtonyoga.com. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna.

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EVOLUTION YOGA: Mondays, 5:45 p.m. Class is sliding scale, $4-10. $5 Friday classes at 4:30 p.m. Cost: $13/drop-in, $120/10class card for 1.5 hr. classes. $11/ drop-in, $100/10-class card for 1 hr. classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www. evolutionvt.com. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar classes for all levels, plus babies and kids yoga. Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Cost: $14 /drop-in, $110/10 classes, $120/month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, and downtown at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-660-9718, www. yogavermont.com. Yoga for SixWeek Intro to Pranayama, Six-Week Intro to Kripalu, Six-Week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Instructor Training and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog http://yo gavermont.typepad.com.

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3 bedrooms + den, 2 bath home on 3.75 acres in Westford. Eat-in kitchen, living room with fireplace. Family room with exposed beam. Formal dining with custom built-ins. Skylights & sun tubes for extra natural light. Tranquil screened-in porch. Front deck.

Don’t miss this updated 3 bedroom, 2 bath Cape Cod home on open land in Monkton. Great deck for viewing sunsets. Glistening pine floors on 1st floor, tiled floors in kitchen, slate floors in 1st floor bath. Formal dining room, bright living room. $275,000.

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2 bedroom, 1.5 bath Colchester Condo tucked away on quiet wooded lot, yet convenient to main roads, boat launch and Malletts Bay Marina. Condo also features ample closet space, a full, dry unfinished basement and some attic storage above garage.

$195,000. call nancy desany coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9540 www.Vermonttrademarkhomes.com

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Check out this 2 bedroom Jericho Ranch-style, end unit Condo with attached garage, full basement, private side deck on 2 common acres, great for recreation and gardening. Experience country living at its finest. $182,500. call nancy desany coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9540 www.Vermonttrademarkhomes.com

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Wooded privacy with mountain views. Great location off of Spear Street. All state and local permits are in place. Seller to install common sewer line to shared manhold connection. Shared ROW curb cut with Lots #3 and #5. Nice views with little clearing. $299,000.

This is a beautiful example of a restored c. 1790 Colonial with all surfaces repaired or replaced and repainted. The dining room has the original raised panel wainscoting and chair rail. Too many original details to mention. Call for a private show. $399,500.

This six room, two bedroom unit is less than four years old and offers wonderful southwesterly exposure within a nicely-sized project. Easy commute to downtown Burlington via the Northern Connector. $225,900.

Call Kate von Trapp Coldwell banker Hickok & boardman Realty 802-846-9512 www.ChrisvonTrapp.com

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Contemporary Victorian with 4 bedrooms and 3½ baths on 1.2 acres. This Grand Isle home is an easy half hour commute from Burlington but the ride takes you to another place. For photos, description, video, etc. go to www.Lake-and-Mountain-View.com $344,900.

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309’ of lakeshore, this gracious 6 bedroom home has classic lines & spacious rooms plus a large wrap-around screened porch & covered side porch. Detached summer house, gazebo, & barn for storage. Enjoy idyllic living on your 5 acre mini-estate. $995,000. call George Gamache coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9507 www.GeorgeGamache.com

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Hawkins Bay Lakefront. 10 + acres of wooded land, 50 ft. of nice lake frontage looking north, great views. All permits in place for a 4-BR house well, electric onsite. Could possibly be subdivided. $475,000. MLS#2807164. Foulsham Farms Real Estate Paul Heald 802-861-7537 or pheald1@cs.com Mike@foulshamfarms.com

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Burlington 2-BR apt. Close to downtown & Battery Park. 1 park2x1c-greentree022008-phyllis.ind1 1 ing space. $800/mo. Avail. 8/1. Info: 802-863-7110.

« for rent 3-BR Condo: Burlington $1600/mo. + gas & elec. End unit condo, 1600 sq.ft., 2.5-BA, 2-car garage, avail. 8/1. Pets allowed. 602 North Ave. Situated next to shuttle, North Beach, bike path & BHS. Info: Neil, 802-863-7008, neilmccarthy01@yahoo.co.uk. 3-BR Hinesburg, Rt. 116 Extremely lg. unit. Parking. $1040/ mo. incl. heat & HW. Avail. 8/1. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1021, www.nevilleco.com. 4/5-BR Single family Home 1819 N. Ave. in Burlington. Lg., sunny, yard, off-street parking, W/D hookups, gas heat, 1-BA, kitchen tiled. Avail. now. $1500/ mo. + utils. Info: 802-764-2363. apartment for rent This is a newly remodeled, spacious 2-BR on 2nd floor of a beautiful triplex surrounded by gardens & close to all amenities. Open floor plan w/ HDWD floors throughout & many windows to allow for natural sunlight to flood in. Driveway incl. Small dogs & older cats OK. Water, trash/recyclables & sewer incl. Utilities not incl. Call for appointment. Avail. 8/1. Info: 802-876-7309. Barre House for rent Lovely 3-BR, 1.5-BA house in quiet neighborhood. Light w/ wood floors, garage, yard. $1200/mo. + utils. (excellent water). Info: 802-479-5949. Bristol 2-BR Duplex Heat incl.! Lg., bright, renovated, 1-BA, owner-occupied, in village, W/D, fenced yard. Pets OK. $1150/mo. + 1st & sec. dep. required. Joyce, 802-338-1660. Burl. Huge 3-BR Quiet location. LR, DR, full basement, W/D, 1/2 acre, fenced yard, front/side porch, parking. Close to FAHC, UVM. $1600/mo. Info: 802-862-9182. Burlington 3-BR off-street parking. Rubbish, snow & water incl. Big. apt. Full basement. $1350/mo. 802-496-4026 or 802-355-3899. Burlington Church St. Marketplace. Studio/office space. Great location. Heat included. Info: 802-922-8518.

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Burlington 4-BR Unit 1/2 block to downtown, off-street parking, coin-op W/D. Lg. unit, HDWD, 2-BA, gas heat. Avail. 8/1 or 9/1. $2025/mo. + utils., incl. water, trash/snow removal. Info: 802-578-8525. Burlington House 8 rooms, sunset over lake & park. 3-BR+, 2 LRs, DR, W/D, front & back porches, mudroom, storage, lg. yard, parking. Ideal for family. Walk to lake & downtown. Avail. Aug. $1850/mo. 802-434-3172 or 802-598-5023. Burlington St. Paul Street Newly renovated 2-BR, new tile flooring in BA & kitchen, HDWD, DW, sunny & bright. Gas heat & HW. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/1. Info: 802-310-1147.

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New 3-BR townhouse new 1800 sq.ft. 5 Star Energy Rated townhouse. Quiet setting. Parking 1-2 cars. Laundry room, office, family room. NS/pets. Ref. & dep. req. For more images, email your interest. Incl. trash removal, plowing & lawn care. Heat or utils not incl. Info: LandShark Property Maintenance, 802-233-2592.

Colchester 1-BR/Studio Near Exit 17. Newly painted, HDWD, 2/25/08 new Berber carpet, full BA, 10:25:18 park- AMNo. Ferrisburg Small 2-BR in ing, gas heat. Cats OK. Avail. country. HDWD floors, W/D. $800/ now. $725/mo. incl. electric, mo. + heat & utils. Dep., first, water, trash/snow removal. Info: last. Sterling references. Avail. 802-578-8525. 9/1. Info: 802-877-3874. Colchester 3-BR Duplex, spa- Riverwatch 2-BR, under-buildcious, clean, new appliances, ing parking, W/D, pool, heat incl. hookups, DW, shed, private back- 10 min. walk to UVM, balcony, yard, heat incl. No pets. $1275/ nice view. $1100/mo. Avail. 8/1. mo. Info: 802-363-2412. Info: 802-899-3993. Colchester 3-BR New carpet, W/D hookups, parking. NS/pets. $1250/mo. Heat & HW incl. Lease. 802-655-8383 or 802-324-3840. Downtown 2-BR by lake Great location near bike path, eco-oriented duplex apt., shared beautiful backyard, storage & porch. W/D, parking, Internet, compost, trash, water incl. Landlord onsite. Avail. Aug. or Sept. Namaste! Info: 802-363-4604.

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Essex Junction Avail. 8/1. Main St., 1-BR, 1-BA, parking, lg. yard, pets OK. $725/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. Essex Junction 1-BR apt. in owner occupied home in lovely wooded setting. Incl. full 1-BR apt. furnished w/ charm, heat, HW & cable. Separate entrance. $800/ mo. NS/pets. Info: 802-879-3226.

BURLINGTON STUDIO $550 Lg. furnished room, quiet neighborhood, private BA & entrance. All utils., cable TV, hi-speed InterEssex Junction Avail. 9/1. net. No stove or oven, fridge 2/19/07 & 1x1-mortgage-022305 1:45 PM II, Page Whitcomb Heights 3-BR1townmicrowave only. Info: 802-864house, 2.5-BA, dining room, gas 0838, thomasbusinessagency@ fireplace, laundry room, basecomcast.net. ment, 2-car garage, pets considered. $1900/mo. Info: Coburn & Free Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

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Burlington, Buell St. Room Avail. 9/1. Room only. Coin-op W/D. NS/pets. $400/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com. Burlington, Colchester Ave Avail. 9/1. 3-BR. $1140/mo. Parking. Coin-op W/D. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com. Burlington, East Ave. 4-BR Parking. No pets. Avail. now. $1600/mo. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x1021. www. nevilleco.com. Burlington, N. Union 2-BR Avail. 9/1. Sunny, deck, wood floors, W/D, parking. Convenient location, walk downtown, UVM, lake. NS/pets. $1100/mo. Info: 802-658-0643. Burlington, Shelburne Rd. 2BR, parking, on bus line. No dogs. Avail. now. $905/mo. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com. Burlington/Winooski Share lg. furnished single family home. 3 openings available. Rent individually or with friends. All utils. incl. 2.5-BA, laundry, parking, lg. backyard w/ deck. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612. Burlington: Lg. 3-BR St. Francis Park Rd. townhouse style apt., 1-car garage, driveway, finished basement, W/D, new kitchen, gas heat. Avail. 8/1. $1300/mo. + utils. + dep. Info: 802-999-9539, cedarst6466@yahoo.com. Colchester Good location, 4 rooms, 2-BR, gas heat, parking, laundry on premises. $850/mo. No pets. Info: 802-878-6691 or 802-862-9335.

Essex Junction 1-BR Near Five Corners. 1-BR, full BA, maple floors, garage parking for one car (no off-street parking for additional cars). NS/pets. Lease. First & last month’s rent + damage dep. before occupancy. $900/mo. incl. heat & HW. Application & credit check agreement req. Info: 802-862-6554. Fabulous Hill Section Apt. Robinson Parkway off of So. Prospect Street. Lg. 3-BR, dining room, W/D, private porch, car port, gas heat & HW. Sunny & bright. $1800/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/1. Info: 802-310-4205. Grand Isle 3-BR, 2-BA lakefront home. Avail. 9/1/08-6/1/09. Wood floors, stainless appliances, W/D, 160 ft. gradual lakefront on private cove. Ref. & dep. req. $1800/mo. Info: 802-355-7725. Grand Isle Beautiful 1-BR waterfront apt. Deck, vaulted ceiling, boat dock, new paint & carpet, laundry, yard & garden. NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils. Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@comcast.net.

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3-BR, 1.5-BA end unit townhouse located in the heart of South Burlington. Patio overlooking a lg. common area w/ nice landscaping & a community pool. Fully redone to include Brazilian cherry HDWD floors. http://www.postlets.com/ rem/701754. $207,000. 415-518-6836.

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30 Algird Street in NNE of Burlington. Lovingly cared for with many updates, this is a 1,200 sq.ft, 3-4 BR, 1-BA, 1-car garage, cottage-style cape. $238,000. zenne@puremotherlove.com, 802-658-4607. http://puremotherlove. com/30algirdstreet.html

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Country living in the capital city! Custom-built 3-BR, 2-1/2-BA raised ranch on 1.5+/- acres. Deep woods on two sides and horses in adjacent pasture. This home in a clearing in the woods cannot be seen from the road. Five minutes to downtown Montpelier, 10 minutes to I-89, 50 minutes to Burlington Airport. Large rooms. 3420+/- square feet plus attached 2-car garage. Extensive storage space. High-speed Internet. Cable TV. Award-winning Montpelier school system. $298,995. tpmckenna@verizon.net. 802-223-1672 or 802-522-2885.

SHELBURNE VILLAGE END-UNIT SO BURLINGTON 2-BR CONDO 7:00:00 PM Spacious 3-BR, 1.5-BA 7/14/08 townhome Near Kennedy & Dorset. Clean, MY ENERGY DELIVERS! w/ garage. Walk or bike to village bright, just painted, convenient, center & Shelburne Bay. Well lit gas heat, new appliances. NS/ Katrina Roberts, Realtor S. BURLINGTON CONDO RENTAL open design w/ lg. private yard pets. Avail. immed. $1100/mo. Lg. 2-BR end unit w/ alcove for & brick patio. Located within a Incl. phone # in msg. or email. office, gas heat, W/D, pool, tenlarger, quiet, pet & family-friendInfo: 802-578-9677, lindy@burl802.482.5232 | Katrina@vermontgreentree.com nis, new carpet, carport. NS/pets. ly neighborhood. Attic & garage ingtontelecom.net. Quiet location. Avail. Aug. 1. SHELBURNE BAY HOUSE 2-BRs ing painted & new carpet in- storage. W/D. Electricity, heat SOUTH BURLINGTON Avail. 8/1. $1250/mo. Info: Rick Hurlburt, & are not incl. Dogs welcome. stalled. Available 8/1. Rent incl. upstairs & a small kitchen, office, Sugartree condo, 2-BR townhouse, 802-863-5164. 2x1c-greentree022008.indd 1 2/25/08 10:26:29 AM $1700/mo. Info: 802-985-3829, trash, plowing & lawn care. Info: LR w/ fireplace & BA downstairs. 1.5-BA, W/D, carport, storage 93tilane.googlepages.com. 802-985-3724. W/D in basement. Currently beunit. $1175/mo. Info: Coburn &

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Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. SOUTH BURLINGTON 19 Cottage Grove Ave. 2-BR, 1.5-BA, garage, laundry hook-ups, gas heat. NS/ pets. $1200/mo. + ref. & dep. Info: 802-862-3562. SOUTH BURLINGTON CONDO 2BR, 1-BA, quiet setting in great location. Close to FAHC, UVM & shopping mall. W/D. $1200/mo. Info: Phyllis, 802-343-0331.

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Share a great country home Lg. contemporary in Essex Jct. w/ 3 prof. adults. Great country setting, wonderful housemates, spectacular Mt. Mansfield views, lots of space. $547/mo. Info: Laury Jestings, 802-363-3695. So. Burl. BR w/ Private BA Share a sunny 2-story condo w/ 3 profs. This is a quiet & private end unit. Nice laid-back atmosphere. You will have your own BR (10x13) & your own BA (5x6) on the first floor. Both have lg. windows & plenty of sunlight! Great kitchen, LR & backyard w/ gas grill & fire pit! W/D on premises. This is not a party house. Owner has one little dog & one sweet cat. No more pets, please. $700/ mo. + 1/3 of utils. $700 dep. req. 1-yr. lease. Flexible move-in date. Please call for more details. Info: 802-999-5484.

St. Albans 3-BR house Convenient city location, lg. yard, den, 2x5c-cht070908.indd 1 W/D hookups, 3-season porch, new appliances. $1265/mo. + utils. Background check, lease required. Info: 802-735-4529. Westford Village 1-BR Sunny & spacious. Enjoy Friday farmers’ markets & skating out your door. Efficient LP furnace. Newly weatherized. 30 min. to Burlington. $550/mo. Info: Tom Dunkley, 802-878-3929. Winooski 14 West St., lg. 3-BR, laundry room, full BA, gas heat, parking, small yard, porch. $1200/ mo. No dogs. Info: 802-862-7467. Winooski Lg. 2-BR, full BA, onsite laundry, wireless Internet incl., great neighborhood, gas & electric not incl. NS/dogs. Avail. 8/1. $1000/mo. + dep. Info: 802864-5200 ext. 225. Winooski - roomy 3-BR home Lovely 3-BR, 2-BA on lg. lot w/ garden spot & lots of green grass & trees. W/D, DW. Avail. mid Aug. $1400/mo. +. Info: 802-999-1265, densh591@aol.com. WINOOSKI 2-BR 28 Lafountain Street. Very cute, clean apt. in nice neighborhood. Gas HW/heat, off-street parking, W/D hookups. NS/pets. $1000/mo. + utils. 1-yr. lease. Great apt., must see. Avail. 8/1. Info: 802-655-3236. WINOOSKI 4-BR: GREAT LOC. Apt. is close to everything, incl. new floors, huge kitchen, W/D hookups, deck, parking, friendly household (triplex). Avail. now. $1500/mo. incl. trash, water. Info: 802-316-1912. Winooski Condo 1-BR w/ loft. Quiet top floor, parking, trash removal, close to UVM. $975/mo. Avail. 7/1. Info: Beth, 802-893-7296.

Housemates 1 or 2-BR Milton Farmhouse Reasonably mature person to share 1 or 2 BRs of farmhouse w/ teacher & people-friendly dog. Organic garden. $400/mo. (2-BRs, $700/mo.) incl. utils. Info: Laurie, 802-893-1845. Burlington 3rd Housemate 1-BR avail. in house w/ 2 professionals downtown. Beautiful house. Big kitchen. $525/mo. + utils. Heat is incl. Starts 8/1. Cable and Internet. No pets. Info: 802-373-8410.

Waterbury Apartment Share Want to share bright, clean, private garage apt? 2nd BR incl. loft. BA, W/D, heat, wifi, plowing, mtn-top views. Close to I89 & outdoors! $490/mo. Info: 802-922-7608, http://burlington. craigslist.org/roo/739878698. html.

Burlington Roommate/Sept 2-BR apt. close to downtown & PM 7/7/08 2:05:44 on bus line. $300 deposit, lease & application through BHA. Should be cat friendly, but come cat free. Info: 802-864-3262. Burlington/Winooski Share ALL AREAS - ROOMMATES.COM. Browse hundreds of online listlg. furnished single family home. ings with photos and maps. Find 3 openings available. Rent inyour roommate with a click of the dividually or with friends. All mouse! (AAN CAN) Info: www. utils. incl. 2.5-BA, laundry, Roommates.com. parking, lg. backyard w/ deck. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

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Essex Junction 1-BR Condo 2nd-floor flat, lg. walk-in closet. No smoking. Avail. Aug. 17 or 31. $595/mo. incl. heat/elec. Info: 802-735-4529. Flat Mate - Stonehedge How about pool, tennis, bike path, W/ D, storage, cable, Internet, nice lawn & shared expenses? NS/pets. Info: 802-238-5778. Large Room, Private Bath Lg. BR w/ BA, HDWD, W/D, storage, parking. Near Red Rocks & bike path. NS/pets. $700/mo. incl. utils. Pics at 7dspot.com. Info: Jim Diehl, 802-872-7555. North Ave. Avail. 8/1. Middleaged man seeking 1 quiet mature prof. to share 3-BR apt. Must be responsible, non-smoker essential. No pets, must enjoy cats. On bus line, near laundry, market, banks and pharmacy. Low utils. Quiet building. $425/mo. + 1/3 utils. Ref. requested. 660-8275, leave message. room in Queen City Park Private BA, shared W/D, small backyard, quiet, safe neighborhood on lake near Redrocks Park. Avail. 8/15. $700/mo. incl. utils. Info: 802-922-6654. Roommate for 2-BR Condo Nice, quiet, clean room in 2-BR condo. $550/mo. incl. Internet/ cable. W/D. Utils. very, reasonable/shared. First, last & refs. Off-street parking. Pets OK. Info: Gayle, 802-349-9630 or 802324-4401. Info: 802-349-9630, java1029@yahoo.com. ROOMMATES WANTED Mature NS roommates wanted to share house in Colchester, 10 min. from Burlington, 20 min. to St. Albans. Storage, W/D, cable & internet, aboveground pool. 2 rooms avail. $600-800/mo. + 1/4 utils. Info: 802-893-3319.

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2997 Shelburne Rd. Great location for artists, crafters and food. Studio w/ showroom. $425/ mo. incl. all utils. Info: Manny, 802-363-7557. Artist’s Space Creative work studio in Burlington for artists/ crafts people. Avail. 8/1. $295/ mo. incl. all utils. & parking. Info: Manny, 802-363-7557. burlington office space 1250 sq.ft. offices in charming historic building on King St. near Battery. Off-street parking. $900/mo. Info: Patrick Waters, 802-425-3258. Gateway Sq. Office Space Three-room professional office suite on 2nd floor, corner of Main & Battery Streets. 550 sq.ft. Utils. incl. Parking extra. $1200/ mo. Info: Karen, 802-862-0500, kmccrea@vtlaw1.com.

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Waterfront Cafe and Deli For sale! $85,000, turn-key operation, established customer base, historic waterfront location, patio seating! Serious inquiries only please. Info: 802-734-7064.

procrastination, sports, relationships, smoking, diet & exercise, child/ adolescent/adult. Insurance/credit cards accepted. Info: Maureen Turner, 802-658-2140, mturner@motivationhypnosis. com, http://www.motivationhypnosis.com. Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T. Telephone & face-to-face counseling for individuals & couples specializing in relationships, spiritual/ personal growth, anxiety & life transitions. VHAP/Medicaid accepted. Burlington & Waitsfield. Info: 802-496-7135, www.salliewest.net.

Creative Childcare Williston Child Care Program has part-time toddler openings starting in August. Open Wed., Thurs. & Fri., 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Info: 802-878-9177.

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IBM Typewriter Repair Peter’s Typewriter Repair. Peter Sharron, PO Box 148, Northfield, VT 05663. Info: 802-485-8653.

Experienced Tutor Orton-Gillingham-trained, experienced English teacher & tutor for students who need help with reading, writing, organization, study skills & test prep. Grades 7-12. Refs. avail. Info: 845-797-4770, kdlawrence23@gmail.com.

Counseling Julie Reville, MS NCC Want better relationships? More friends? Stronger social and communication skills? Contact Julie Reville, MS NCC. Counseling for teens and adults. Optima, 2 Church St., Suite 4G, Burlington. Info: 802-734-0777. Motivation Hypnosis Maureen Finnerty Turner, RN, M.Ed, LCMHC, Hypnotherapist/Psychotherapist. Downtown Burlington w/free parking. Hypnosis helps: attention, anxiety, test taking, depression, focusing, phobias, PTSD, panic, pain, healing, performance,

High School/College Tutor English, Composition, Reading instructor and high school tutor accepting high school/college students. MA degree and 5+ yrs. experience, inc. SAT and placement essay. Beginner to advanced. Info: kellie0327@yahoo. com.

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2000 Ford Ranger XCab 4WD White, AM/FM/CD stereo, slider, liner, tow pkg., running boards. Good condition, some rust but easily fixable. New tires & brakes. Info: 802-453-4244. 2001 Ford Focus--30MPG hwy Auto., A/C, cassette, nearly new tires, new inspection, Blue Book value - $2700, NADA loan value $3600. Lv. msg. Info: 802-310-5697. 2001 Honda Civic LX 5-spd. manual, tan, 4-dr. sedan, cruise, AC, CD, 131K. Good condition.

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2001 Land Rover Discovery One owner, low 7/14/08 miles, EXCELLENT 6:50:53 PM condition. Must be seen to be appreciated. Ask about our 6/6000 certification program. $5990. Info: Williston Wheels, 802-8640047, www.willistonwheels.com.

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2002 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE RS 2dr., gray, 5-spd., 96,250 miles, for sale by owner. $4990. Info: 802881-1345, jm88825@yahoo.com.

Health/Wellness

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2005 Volkswagen Jetta Black, 5-spd., 34,150 miles, heated front seats, keyless entry, power L/W, sunroof and MUCH MORE!! Price includes 2 front snow tires, used only 1 winter. $14,500. Info: 802-879-7771. 83 Mercedes-Benz Wagon M300 TDT, WVO Biodiesel. Beautiful inside and out. Runs/drives very well. See Ebay Auction, call/email for more information. $5500. Info: Jake Williams, 914262-9049, cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem &item=140247586995. 93 Saab Convertible! Manual, mechanically sound. New battery, ball joints, CV joints, front shocks and all-season tires. Leather, power windows, heated seats and CD player. 155,268. $2000. Info: 518-232-2728, lathrola@clarkson.edu.

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2003 VW Passat Wagon GLS Silver ext., black int., auto., summer/winter tires on alloys & steel rims, heated cloth seats, sunroof, 30 mpg hwy, very clean. MUST SELL! $9995. Info: 802-233-8907.

Cars/Trucks 1998 Honda Accord 210K mostly hwy miles, auto., 4-dr., leather, sunroof, power W/L/S, after-market lighting, DVD/stereo, black. Runs/looks great, no rust! New tires! $3500/OBO. Info: 802-310-6349.

2003 TOYOTA TACOMA XCab, green, SR5 & TRD package, 6-cyl., auto., 4WD, loaded, 87K miles. No rust. New BR Goodrich tires, $800. New Onyx bedliner, $600. Recent full dealership tune-up, $850. Truck has been well maintained. $14,995. Serious inquiries only. Info: 802-922-5985.

Boats 1984 Wellcraft 260 Aftcabin, new engine, manifolds, risers, starter. 135 hours. Many new parts. GPS & fish finder. New canvas. Runs great. $7500. Info: Dan, 802-324-3840 or 802-655-8383. Canoe 14’ Raddison w/motor Awesome 14’ canoe in beautiful condition. Electric motor and oars included. 2000 model, lightweight. Sail Boat 24’ Columbia 1986, keel, sleeps 4, good solid boat. 4hp motor, dingy, cradle. $1900/ OBO. Info: 802-388-2812. Sailboats Sunfish & Cat Day sailer, NO gas needed. Ready to sail, easy & fun. $925-$775. Info: 802-324-6673. Windsurf Classic & Aquata Two windsurfers for sale. Windsurfer Classic with 2 daggerboards. Aquata 360 with 2 sails. Both in excellent condition. $300 each or $500 for both. Info: John Halvey, 802-658-5792, halvey123@aol. com.

94 Volvo 850 Wagon Auto., power W/S, moonroof, leather, 197K. Well maintained. Summer and winter tires, Hakkapalitas used one winter. $2100/OBO. Info: 802-349-8301.

96 Subaru Legacy AWD wagon. 147K. Runs GREAT. 5-dr, power W/ L, CD player, AC, ABS. $2900 OBO. Info: 802-598-8177. 97 Subaru Legacy 190K New tires, good condition, runs great. $2700. Info: 802-862-9575. Auto Auction 3 Saturdays ea. month open to the public THCAuction.com 802-878-9200 Like older Volvos? 2-car deal: antique 1973 1800-ES sports car AND 1996 850 (5-speed, 120K). $7500 firm for the pair. Info: 802-863-5455. Mickey Thompson Baja Claws 2008 Radials (31�x 10 1/2� r15) w/ Dick Cepek DC-1 black rims. Paid $1200 new, used <1 month. $1000/OBO. Info: 802-249-7896. Save Now! 7 to 19% increased mileage, 30%+ reduced emissions, 10 years real testing. Info: Matt, 802-770-9619, www.forearthonline.com/ethosvermont.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts

Drivers w/ late models vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464. Elton John Tickets (2) $150/ each, great seats, stay dry, in 2nd row (Row B) of grandstand Sec.2 close to the aisle seats towards Sec.3 (ctr of grandstand). Perfect view. Info: 802-373-8884, jh1220@comcast.net. Elton John Tickets Bronze 2 tickets in the Bronze section, 22 rows from the stage, asking $300/OBO. Info: 802-540-0489, patriotchic2000@yahoo.com.

Solid gold, Dancers Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.

3 House & garage heaters Quartz, convection & kerosene. Make an offer for 1 or all 3 and they’re yours! Info: 802-734-7504.

The Secret - Hardcover By Rhonda Byrne. $15/OBO. Info: monkeysticky@gmail.com.

Washer and Dryer for Sale! Maytag washer and electric dryer. Excellent condition. $275 for the set. Info: kimism81@yahoo.com.

Free Stuff

Clothing/ Jewelry Purple S/Diamond Earrings Thin strip of white gold drops about an inch to small diamonds then to a purple sapphire. From Perrywinkles. NEW, original box. Email for pictures. Info: 802-3241201, Mauranda@VIPWedding sandEvents.com.

Electronics

1980 harley fxwg $15K invested in 100% rebuild, 88 c.i. stroker engine, s&s pistons, su carb, powder coated heads..loud and proud! New rubber, dual disc brakes, heavy clutch, Harley registration! Great sport bike. $9100, will consider partial trade involving $ and late model jet ski. Info: 802-4966789, smacken@mac.com.

Dell Dimension Desktop PC has Windows XP Home and also includes a CD burner, 15� CRT monitor, keyboard, mouse, speakers. Asking $170/OBO. You pick up. Info: 802-497-0642.

2005 Suzuki GSX-R Low miles, many extras, never been dropped, one owner, excellent condition! Looking for offers, no trades please. $6200. Info: 802-860-1962.

2 Hieroglyphics Tickets For August 3rd show at Higher Ground. $40/OBO. Info: lingalls@nationallife.com.

Harry Potter HC book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Excellent condition. $20. Info: monkeysticky@gmail.com.

Motorcycles

2005 HONDA VTX1300R Sharp bike. 8700K, silver & chrome w/ extras. Garaged, excellent condition. $6800/OBO. Call Dave. Info: 802-434-4888.

Entertainment/ Tickets

ELTON JOHN TICKETS GREEN Great seats toward the center. Two tickets, $250/ea. OBO. Info: 802-863-8376.

95 Subaru Legacy Wag. 117K Green, 5-spd. manual, AWD. $2850/OBO. Cruise. Single owner, garaged, runs well, good mileage, minimal rust, some dents. Info: 802-658-6180. 96 Audi A4 Quattro 5 speed 2.8L, V6, 138K, blue on tan, loaded with options, well maintained and ready to drive home. $4500. Info: Zak Zupancic, 440-759-7891.

Mac PowerBook G4 15�, good condition, 1.25 GHz, 80 gig hard drive, 768 MB memory. System OS X 10.3.9. Great for students. $650. Info: Michelle Demers, 802878-6675, michelle.demers@verizon.net.

DISH NETWORK SATELLITE TV Three months free programming. Free DVR receivers. Lowest priced packages (starting at $19.99). All local networks in high definition. Call for free site check to guarantee reception. Vermont Video - Call for lowest prices on all major high def. screens in Vermont. Info: Vermont Video, 802864-7781, vtvideo@verizon.net, www.vt-video.com. Linksys Wireless B Router Broadband router w/software and power supply. $20. Info: monkey sticky@gmail.com.

Is Your House Haunted? If you think your house is haunted, let us check it out for free. Vermont Spirit Detective Agency. Info: Vermont Spirit Detective Agency, Matthew Borden, bigbigdeal3@ aol.com. Kitten 7-week-old female kitten. Free to a good home. Dark, dappled. Info: 802-863-5307. National Geographic Magazines. Excellent condition. Jan 2006-December 2007. Info: 802363-9787, dunlapshannon@hotmail.com. Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

Furniture Blond Wood Table & 4 Chrs Rect. table w/ 4 matching chairs, incl. glass top. Great condition. Asking $300. Lv. msg. 802-6609075, Burlington. Computer Desk Wood and metal, pullout tray, shelf and work space. 48-52� wide, 25� deep. Photo available. $35. Info: 802-985-3902. Computer table and chair $85. Burlington, call 578-1842. CouchChair MatchVelvet. Info: Mia X, miamiamiab@yahoo.com. Full-size Futon Couch Good condition, 3(!!!) sets of covers. Good to go. $40. Info: 802-735-5462.

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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Glass on Brass Table 14’ X 13”. Info: Claire X, miamiamiab@ yahoo.com. LR Furniture for Sale Sofa $150. Chair $75. Drop-leaf coffee table $50. Drop-leaf end table $50. Photos available by email. Info: 802-524-7154. Mahogany China Cabinet Antique, 1920s, solid wood with decorative frontpiece, glass door opening to 3 shelves. Glass sides. Solid wood back. 65”H x 41”W x 17”D. $350. Info: annelinton@ mac.com. MASSAGE TABLE Athena Pro, with breast recesses. 28”. Adjustable height. Excellent condition. $495 ($200 off original price). Info: 802-363-9787. OFFICE FURNITURE FOR SALE! Variety of office furniture for sale. Furniture is modular with black bases, cherry desk tops and drawer fronts. Contact us for a detailed price list Info: kim@ consultcope.com. Patio table & 4 chairs $50.00 Info: 802-734-7504. Rattan Furniture 3-piece set. Chairs & sofa, painted tan & green, foam cushions, really comfortable. $30 for set. Info: 802-985-3902. Wooden Computer Armoire Engineered wood with pine laminate, has slide-out keyboard/ mouse/printer shelves, 32” W, 54” H, 21” D. Asking $70/OBO. You pick up. Call Loretta. Info: 802-497-0642.

Garage/Estate Sales HUGE GROUP GARAGE SALE! Gargantuan, multi-person sale! Household treasures, antiques, furniture, books, textiles, yard/ garden items, clothes, accessories, artwork and more! 356 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. July 19, 8a-3p. Info: Pamela Polston, http://sevendaysvt.com. Julie Drive Yard Sale Saturday, 7/26. Julie Drive cul de sac in Colchester. Kids’ stuff, electronics, furniture and musical instruments. 8am-noon. Info: 802-922-1589. Metal Kitchen Cabinets Made by Geneva. No pics. Info: miam iamiab@yahoo.com.

Pets CATS Several, rescued, healthy & happy, box-trained, spayed, shots. $35 cash donation. Info: 802-434-5076, www.SaveOurStraysVT.org.

Free cat & kitten 1 grey cat (2 yrs), very loving and friendly. 1 black-and-white kitten (8 wks), very friendly and playful. Info: alexandra kelley-st.clair, 802-793-7945. Kitten needs a new home Lovable, energetic kitten needs a new home. All shots and spayed. She doesn’t get along with the other cats in our home. Please help! Info: 802-264-9637. LABRADOODLES Premium multigeneration, registered puppies. Non-allergenic, luxurious coats of chocolate & cream. 2-yr. health guarantee, spayed/neutered, 1st vaccinations, microchipped, pedigree and more. (AAN CAN) Info: 719-539-3784, www.rockymtnlabradoodles.com. Neapolitan Mastiff Puppies For sale $3800. Info: Dave Quaglietta, 802-316-9601, q@greenisp.com.

Sports Equipment Blackburn Gel Trainer Excellent condition. $200 new, $100 firm. Info: Robert Markle, 802355-2817, hikersnoski2@yahoo. com. Hoyt compound bow 65/85 lbs., 5’’ o/d, 2-finger rest, pend. site, new bushings. Also alum. tree stand. Best offer. Info: 802355-2817, hikersnoski2@yahoo. com. Men’s ice skates Size 13. Make an offer and they’re yours! Info: 802-734-7504. Nordic Track 360 home gym Bought last summer, very little use. 3-year extended warranty/ protection plan, instructional video & chart. Paid $700 new; $500/OBO. Info: 802-454-8010. Reese Pro Series 1500 Easy to use fifth wheel hitch used for travel across the US hauling 32’ trailer. Rails for your vehicle needed. $80. Info: Linda Cooper, 802-399-2475.

Kid Stuff

Spare Tire Bike Rack For sale. Excellent condition. Holds 2 bikes. Only used 3 times (no longer on vehicle). Asking $75. Info: 802-274-8415.

BEETEE BOUNCE HOUSE/CASTLE Commercial quality, fun, entertainment and exercise for kids of all ages. Great for parties, gatherings, potential rental capabilities, also. Pictures available. $2500. Info: Brian Smith, 802-399-6100, gman431963@yahoo.com. Great Sleigh style crib White, plus a Simmons Beauty Rest mattress. EXCELLENT condition. Crib converts to toddler bed!! $75. Info: Christine Sawyer, 802-371-8814. NEW Medela Breast Pump Backpack style, advanced. Electric, double pump. Never used, parts still in original plastic. Bought for $365, sell for $200/OBO. Info: Jenn Foster, 802-876-7286.

Thule Roof Rack One set towers, two sets of bars for vehicles w/ gutters. Removable cups for X country skis are attached. Info: Linda Cooper, 802-399-2475. Inverter/Charger Xantrex Freedom 458 will make your boat or RV independent of power lines. Made 2003, is 200 watts, 110 volt output. $600. Info: Linda Cooper, 802-399-2475. Yakima Roof Rack For 2005 Chevy Silverado Truck, fit on extended cab with gutters. Bars are round, 58” long. $100. Info: Linda Cooper, 802-399-2475.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

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daschound puppy for sale Female, 7 mos., all shots, spayed, good w/ children. $350/OBO. Info: 802-335-8014, leonarddelage@yahoo.com.

Sale Redux Dressers, desk, futon couch, asst. household, final clearance. 124 Park St. (the blue house), Burlington. Sat 7/19, 9 A.M.

Baby Safety Items, Etc. Baby gate, metal, step lever - $15. Child’s harness -$5. Toilet locks - $1/ea. Bed rail - $5. Car seat activity table - $10. Kelty backpack - $40. Info: Christopher Canniff, 802-872-0552.

Used Dirt bike $700-$1500 Looking to buy a used dirtbike for $700-$1500 cash. 200-300cc 2-stroke, 350-500 4-stroke. Headlight and brake light a plus. Info: 603-767-8228, sjbarrett5@hotmail.com.

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Bands/ Musicians Drummer Needed for hardworking band. Recording, rehearsing, live playing. Professional w/ investor. Contact asap. Info: 802-861-2871.

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Fridays @ 6PM on 105.9FM CrowfeatheR and Jim, 105.9FM’s bad boys of rock are seeking; bands, singer-songwriters and guests. Get your music on the radio! Listen Fridays 6-8PM for info. Info: www.myspace. com/jimmurphyzoo.

Be Seen! Boutique on Church Street looking for artists to show their work for the busy retail month of August. No commission taken, art reception provided. Info: onelove1515@hotmail.com.

Funky Bass Singer Needed For busy acapella performing group. Shared solo and backup. Hear demo at www.rt-7.com Info: 802-355-5253.

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Guitarist/Bassist Avail. Experienced, w/some vocals available. Most styles: classic rock, blues, country, etc. Excellent equipment, stage presence. Parttime only. Brandon, VT. Info: 802247-6990, dbonanzam@verizon. net, www.bluefrets.com. Ja z z/Reggae/Funk /Improv Bassist looking for guitarist, drummer, percussionist, keys to jam with. Plenty of experience, skillz & pro gear. Interested in jazz, reggae, hip-hop & funk. Info: 802-922-0992. Mentally Unstable Bandmate Bass, lead guitar, drums, keys. Must be under 40 and not give a shit about anyone but yourself. Info: Hell No, 802-659-4276, www.myspace.com/josephpaul3.

Burlington Space for Rent Great for artist/workshop, on Art Hop Route. Approx. 110 sq.ft., secure. $225/mo. Call Andrea for more details, 802-355-0562.

Openings/ Shows A Cry of Players Written by William Gibson. A comedic drama about the early days of William Shakespeare. July 24-26, 7:30PM, July 27, 2PM, BFA Fairfax, 75 Hunt St. Info: Fairfax Community Theatre Company, 802-879-2867, www.fctcvt.org.

Instruction Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net, www.rickbelford. com.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by July 29, 2008. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 9th day of July 2008.

BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD Public Hearing Notice – August 5, 2008

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No hearing will be held unless, on or before July 29, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

By /s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

Musicians Wanted... To form ‘60s tribute band with former members of Distant Thunder. Doing Byrds, Beatles, Stones, Turtles, DC-5, Beach Boys, etc. Part-time. Brandon, VT. Info: 802247-6990, dbonanzam@verizon. net, www.bluefrets.com.

8 Guitars FS/T P/U/Only Midpriced electrics and acoustics. Vintage USA-built Peaveys, Epi dot, Art & Lutherie (Canada). Too long to list here. Asking $1200. Info: Dennis Bonanza, dbonanzam@verizon.net, www.bluefrets.com.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 2, 2008, Meadowood Enterprises, LPA, filed application #4C0094-7 for a project generally described as: the after-the-fact approval for construction of a warehouse/office building on Lot #15 of the National Life subdivision. The project is located on Green Mountain Drive in the City of South Burlington, Vermont.

The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Tuesday, August 5, 2008 at 5:00 p.m. in Conference Room 12, City Hall to consider the following applications: 1. 09-022CA/VR; 185 Maple Street: (RM, Ward 6) Bob Summers & Orly Yadin Expand driveway and construct carport that would encroach into the side yard setback; also, reconstruct the existing front porch and enclose a portion of it 2. 08-741CU; 308 Maple Street (I, Ward 6) Champlain College Change of use from apartments to college faculty and staff offices Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning office, (City Hall, First Floor, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. David White, AICP, Director of Planning and Zoning

Individuals who require special arrangements to participate are encouraged to contact the Department at least 72 hours in advance. For information call 865-7188 (865-7142 TTY). PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, August 5, 2008 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD08-35 of O’Brien Family Limited Partnership and O’Brien Home Farm, LLC to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of 117 multi-family residential units in 16 buildings. The amendment consists of revising the property line of lot #4 to allow the as-built curb and paving of Eldredge Street to be completely within the City right-of-way, Eldredge Street & Hinesburg Road. 2. Appeal #AO-08-13 of Century Partners, LP & Tekram Partners, LP appealing the issuance of Notices of Violation #NV-08-17 and #NV-08-18 by the Administrative Officer for zoning violations at 100 & 102 Dorset Street & 2&4 Market Street. 3. Final plat application #SD08-36 of Algimantas & Neringa Shalna to subdivide a 70,630 sq. ft. parcel developed with a single family dwelling into two (2) lots of 31,180 sq. ft. (lot 1) and 39,450 sq. ft. (lot 2), 1450 Hinesburg Road. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. July 16, 2008 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0946-07 CnC Aurora Loan Services, LLC, Plaintiff v. Jessica T. Lacey, Dean R. Lacey, Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB And Occupants residing at 7052 Main Road, Huntington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB to Jessica T. Lacey dated November 14, 2005 and recorded in Volume 88, Page 626 of the Land Records of the Town of Huntington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:00 P.M. on July 30, 2008, at 7052 Main Road, Huntington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Dean R. Lacey and Jessica T. Lacey by Executrix’s Deed of Rosemary King, Executrix of the Goods, Chattels and Estate of Herbert V. Sheldrake dated November 14, 2005 and recorded in Vol. ___ at Pages _____ of the Town of Huntington Land Records.

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described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Raymond F. Yandow and Elaine E. Yandow by Warranty Deed of Raymond F. Yandow dated February 21, 1985 of record at Volume 187, Pages 646-647 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex.

« legals Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Huntington. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Aurora Loan Services, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S977-07 CnC LaSalle Bank National Association, as Trustee for Merrill Lynch Mortgage Investors Trust Mortgage Loan Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2006-OPT1, Plaintiff v. Patrick J. Boutin, Natalie K. Boutin, Option One Mortgage Corporation, State Of Vermont, Department Of Taxes And Occupants residing at 14 West Street, Essex, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Patrick J. Boutin dated June 26, 2006 and recorded in Volume 690, Page 554 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 7:45 A.M. on July 30, 2008, at 14 West Street, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. LaSalle Bank National Association, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: G.M. & K.M. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Dkt No. 567/68-12-06 CnJv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Jeremy Mashteare, father of G.M. and K.M. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all of your parental rights to G.M. and K.M. will be held on July 31, 2008 at 1:00 PM at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. /s/ Hon. G. Crawford Family Court Judge 6/25/08 Date STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Dkt No. 37-1-07 CnJv IN RE: M.L. NOTICE OF HEARING

TO: John Doe, father of M.L. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all of your parental rights to M.L. will be held on August 12, 2008 at 2:30 PM at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Hon. Crawford Family Court Judge 7/2/08 Date STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0759-07 CnC VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. ERIC LAVERY, JENNIFER LAVERY, and JOHN and/or JANE DOE, Occupants at 40 Hilltop Court, Colchester, Vermont, Defendant(s). NOTICE OF SALE In accordance with a Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale, dated December 11, 2007, and by virtue of and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Eric Lavery and Jennifer Lavery to Vermont Federal Credit Union, dated August 25, 2006, and recorded in Volume 566 at Page 41 of the Town of Colchester Land Records, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing, the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 o’clock p.m. on the 24th day of July, 2008, at the property located at 40 Hilltop Court, Colchester, Vermont, all and the singular the premises described more particularly in the said mortgage, subject to any unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any: To wit: The land with the buildings thereon situated in Colchester, Chittenden County, State of Vermont known and being numbered 40 Hilltop Court: Being all the land and premises conveyed to Eric Lavery and Jennifer Lavery by Warranty Deed of Mark Pendergrast and M. Betty Molnar, dated December 8, 2003, of record in Volume 474, Page 577 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester, being further described as follows: A lot of land, together with the dwelling house thereon, located on the westerly side of Hilltop

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and commonly known as 5 Hilltop, Canyon Estates and being Lot No.69 as shown and depicted on a plan of land entitled: “Canyon Estates V”, prepared by Emerson, Abbot, Harlow and Leedy, Inc., dated September 10, 1968, as revised November 7, 1968, further revised December 11, 1969 and being Sheet No.2 of nine sheets, recorded in Miscellaneous Volume 20 at Page 27 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. Terms of Sale: Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) paid in cash, treasurer’s check or certified check at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Closing to take place within forty five (45) days of the auction. The sale is subject to unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Johnson & Finnigan, LLP, 80 Midas Drive, 3rd Floor, South Burlington, Vermont 05403, telephone (802) 660-9393. THE MORTGAGOR IS HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT AT ANY TIME BEFORE THE FORECLOSURE SALE, THE MORTGAGOR HAS A RIGHT TO PETITION THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE COUNTY IN WHICH THE MORTGAGED PREMISES ARE SITUATED, WITH SERVICE UPON THE MORTGAGEE, AND UPON SUCH BOND AS THE COURT MAY REQUIRE, TO ENJOIN THE SCHEDULED FORECLOSURE SALE. FAILURE TO INSTITUTE SUCH PETITION AND COMPLETE SERVICE SHALL THEREAFTER BAR ANY ACTION OR RIGHT OF ACTION OF THE MORTGAGOR BASED ON THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER TO CONDUCT THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER WITH THE NOTICE REQUIREMENTS AND OTHER CONDITIONS OF SECTION 4532 OF TITLE 12. AN ACTION TO RECOVER DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THE SALE OF THE PREMISES ON THE DATE OF THE SALE MAY BE COMMENCED AT ANY TIME WITHIN ONE YEAR FOLLOWING THE DATE OF THE SALE, BUT NOT THEREAFTER. Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 20th day of May, 2008. By: Michael D. Johnson, Esq. Johnson & Finnigan, LLP 80 Midas Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 (802) 660-9393 DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United

Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. THE ARBORS AT SHELBURNE AND ARMISTEAD CAREGIVER SERVICES are pleased to offer a free educational support group series for families coping with a loved one with Alzheimer’s disease and related dementias. This innovative series gives caregivers the opportunity to better understand and develop strategies for the future. Held monthly at The Arbors At Shelburne. The theme for Wednesday, July 16 at 9:30 a.m. is: Who Do You Turn To. Resources and Services in Our Area. For more information and to register, contact Nicole Houston, Director of Family Services at The Arbors At Shelburne at 802-985-8600. INSULIN PUMP SUPPORT GROUP Starting Wednesday, June 18 at the Vermont Regional Diabetes Center 6:30-8 p.m. Subjects covered will be maximizing the use of your insulin pump, tips, safety issues, travel, sensors and downloading info to your home computer. A pump company clinical trainer and Certified Diabetes Educators will be present to answer questions. All pump wearers and their family and friends are invited. Refreshments will be served and participants will re-

ceive either a free One Touch Ultra Link or Free Style Lite glucometer. For questions and directions please call The Vermont Regional Diabetes Center at 802-847-1014. MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message LOSS GROUP FOR KIDS An 8-week group for kids who are grieving all types of losses. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information 802-651-7520. POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2:00 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685. ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136 or email kgcromey@ aol.com. SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@

pshift.com. (OA) OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (Parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-8632655. RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@ yahoo.com. AL-ANON Family group 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT. “WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing. Join us anytie! Child care reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT. CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1800-children. Meetings weekly in Winooski. For more info. call Tana at 802-893-4878 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Burlington evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Comfort Inn and Suites, corner of Williston Rd. and Dorset St. from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center - beginning April 8. Call our helpline at 1-877-8561772. FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of adEQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:

HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. resulting imbalances on our lives. Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a non-judgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@ gmail.com. LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6 p.m. - 8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room. ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 760-9203. HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what living positive has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094. MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome. 18 years of age and older. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, transitions, health, personal growth, grieving, healing, etc. Emotionally safe and confidential. Nonjudgmental, nonviolent. Groups led by trained co-facilitators. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Corner of Elmwood Ave. and Allen St. Entrance on Allen St. Burlington, Vt. Every Thursday, 7-9 PM. Please be prompt. Suggested donation $5 - but none will be turned away for lack of donation. For info call: 434-8180. Visit us at lcmrc.org. LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713. CENTRAL VERMONT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL CHALLENGES Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New Members Welcome. Facilitated by Kristi Lenart, BA. For more information, call Kristi at 802-223-4744. DISCUSS “WHAT THE BLEEP… ”and “Down the Rabbit Hole” – the layman’s way toward understanding latest quantum physics discoveries linking science and spirituality. We’ll watch segments, talk about them, share experi-

ences. Meeting place, Burlington area TBA. Call 802-861-6000 SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the Capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles, and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@cs.com STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, and etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Please call or visit website for location information. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www. monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds. html. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS-2345. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meet at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 802-527-7957. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrill’s groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802343-0910. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@handelgroup.com or call 917-887-1276. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS): Open to anyone who has lost a loved one, friend, relative, neighbor, co-worker to suicide. The group provides a safe place where survivors can share their experiences and support each other. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6-7:30 p.m. at the The Comfort Inn & Suites, 5 Dorset St., South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a sup-

port group. There is no fee. Please contact Linda Livendale, 802-4799450, ljlivendale@yahoo.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Redstone Campus First Presbyterian Church, South Prospect St. Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. Contact Brenda, 802-497-0522 or Cameron, 802363-3747. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.cvana.org. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily.com for more info. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 2497961 for childcare inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP:

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We are looking for a dependable, loving, long-term Nanny to care for our 2-year-old daughter and 10-month-old son. You will be paid as much as $650 weekly. We have a beautiful, roomy home and want the babies to stay in their familiar space,you are also welcome to live with us. All we require from you is to take good care of our kids for us. To apply email us at: margaretlenon@yahoo.com.

Executive Assistant Property Management PO Box 523 179 South Winooski Ave Burlington, VT 05402 HR@champlainhousingtrust.org

Qualifications: Must be able to multi-task, have excellent communication and organizational skills, be computer proficient, detail-oriented, enjoy a fast-paced, team environment, and be committed to CHT’s membership based model of community controlled and permanently affordable housing.

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AlBert D. lAwton school

Our Albert D. Lawton School is searching for an Assistant Boys Soccer Coach for their 2008 fall season. Position pays $1640 for the season. All coaches must be at least 18 years of age or a high school graduate at the commencement of the sport season for which the person has been appointed to coach. A minimum of two years of varsity-level playing experience (or equivalent) required within the sporting event the person has been appointed to coach. Candidates must also meet the certification and training requirements of the VPA, including ASEP (American Sport Education Program) certification, and certifications in both Sports First Aid and Coaching Principles. For additional information, please visit our website at www.ccsuvt.org. Interested candidates are encouraged to apply on www.schoolspring.com . EOE

Champlain Housing Trust, serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties seeks an enthusiastic, detail-oriented Executive Assistant to provide administrative support to the Director of Property and Asset Management. This individual is an integral part of the property management office operations and will also be responsibility for carrying out various activities in coordination with property management, resident/co-op services, maintenance, and accounting staff.

Equal Opportunity Employer–committed to a diverse workplace.

Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health, life and disability insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave and 403(b) plan. Submit cover letter and resume by July 28th to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, PO Box 523, Burlington, VT 05402. No phone calls, please.

An inpatient substance abuse facility has the following position available: • Director of Food Services. Knowledge of Federal and State nutritional requirements and appropriate health and sanitation laws required. Knowledge of chemical dependence helpful. • This is a full-time position with an excellent benefit package. For more information about these positions, visit our website at www.mapleleaf.org. Mail, fax or email resumes to: Joanne Davis, Business Manager Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc. 10 Maple Leaf Road Underhill, Vermont 05489 Phone: 802-899-2911 Fax: 802-899-3617 Email: info@mapleleaf.org A United Way Member Agency

Maple Leaf Farm

“FROM ADDICTION TO RECOVERY” National Life, a Fortune 1000 company, serves more than 700,000 customers. With 2007 revenues of $1.4 billion and net income of $109 million, members of National Life Group employ roughly 900 employees, with most located at its home office in Montpelier, Vermont. Group companies also maintain offices in Dallas, New York, San Francisco and Philadelphia. Our team members enjoy unique benefits including career advancement, on-site cafeteria featuring New England Culinary Institute cuisine, fitness center, wellness programs and green initiatives, in addition to our competitive health, 401(K), pension and compensation programs. Please submit your resume and salary requirements to: resumes@nationallife.com.

FINANCIAL SYSTEMS ANALYSTTAX/PAYROLL Responsible for maintenance and customer service for several vital financial systems, with a focus within a tax and payroll environment (1099, W2, etc.). A strong customer-focused and controls-conscious attitude will be required to satisfy a diverse user base. Daily activities will include control validation, quick turnaround of user-support requests, and general system maintenance.

RETIREMENT FACILITIES COORDINATOR Critical role which serves as the key contact person for our Agents and customers, focusing on all matters relating to the plans being administered. Specific responsibilities of the position include developing close and effective working relationships with field force, communicating the status of plans in various stages to agency staff and providing excellent technical support to the field force.

BUSINESS RISK ASSOCIATE Responsible for reviewing the suitability and investment appropriateness of all firm trading and account activity. This will include activity executed through both the broker dealer and the investment advisor. Monitor trading and account activity, provide superior service to the Registered Representatives and their clients. Series 24 license highly desired. Visit our website for a complete listing and descriptions of the positions available. www.nationallife.com National Life Group® is a trade name of National Life Insurance Company and its affiliates.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

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Join Child Care Resource in making a difference for children and families. As Case Manager you will be responsible for accurately processing a variety of paperwork, handling a high volume of phone calls, and working with a diverse clientele and other community support agencies. Must be a team player who will thrive in a fast-paced, detail-oriented environment. Requires excellent organizational and basic math skills. 32 – 37.5 hours per week, flexible benefits, generous paid time off, family organization. Send cover letter and resume by July 25th to: Child Care Resource Attn: Kathie 181 Commerce St. Williston, VT 05495

Coordinator of College Communications and Marketing Johnson State College invites applications for the full-time position of Coordinator of College Communications and Marketing. Candidates should have a Bachelor’s degree in journalism, public relations or other appropriate discipline, plus four years of relevant public information/journalism experience; or, a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Broad base of journalistic knowledge and skills. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. Send cover letter, resume and completed job application (available at www.jsc.edu) to: jschumanresources@jsc.edu or Johnson State College, Human Resources Office 337 College Hill Johnson, VT 05656.

Johnson State College is an equal opportunity employer.

At Century International Arms, North America’s largest importer of sporting firearms and accessories, we have catered to collectors, hunters and shooters for over 40 years.

Executive Secretary There is an immediate opportunity for a top-notch Executive Secretary to support the Managers of Century International Arms. This position demands impeccable administrative skills and discretion. To be successful in this position you must demonstrate excellent verbal and written communication skills, the ability to interact effectively with a variety of personalities, professional phone etiquette, professional appearance, skill in utilizing various Microsoft programs including MS Word and Excel, strong notetaking skills and types 90+ wpm. We are looking for a person who is responsible, flexible, organized and self-directed who has the ability to gracefully handle multiple projects with exceptional follow-through skills. We prefer shomeone who has 3-5 years direct experience and has demonstrated that they know what it takes to be an excellent Executive Secretary! Fluency/experience in French and Spanish highly desirable.

Third Planet Windpower (TPW) is an experienced team of wind energy project developers committed to creating and operating commercialͲscale wind projects throughout the United States. �We are looking for employees who are self motivated, multiͲdisciplined, highly organized, detail oriented and work well in a team environment. TPW offers competitive compensation and full benefits.� �

Our�Waterbury�Vermont�office�currently�has�two�open�positions: Wind�Analyst� x Compile and process meteorological data from a variety of instrumentation platforms. Must be comfortable with a variety of information management tools, to include database applications and various wind industry instrumentation software. x Use advanced analytical techniques to produce energy production estimates, statistical analyses, and other associated reports needed to assess the viability of windfarm projects. x B.S. degree in Atmospheric Science, Earth Science, or similar field required. Field�Engineer� x Coordinate the acquisition, deployment and installation of meteorological towers and other data devices at distant project locations. x Ensure the completeness of all data inventories for the entire TPW fleet of monitoring devices. x Undergraduate degree in Engineering or similar technical field required. x This position can require frequent (2Ͳ3 weeks per month) travel throughout the United States. For�more�detailed�descriptions�and�requirements�of�these�positions,�please�go�to� www.thirdplanetwind.com,�click�on�“Careers”�and�select�the�appropriate�position�from�the�drop� down�menu.�Please submit your resume and cover letter (combined together as one file) as indicated on our website. We look forward to hearing from you!

PC Technician There is an immediate opportunity for a seasoned professional to handle PC issues in a timely and friendly manner. To be successful in this position you must demonstrate experience in diagnosing and fixing hardware/software issues, purchasing and tracking hardware/software inventory, and delivering friendly competent help-desk support to a variety of users. If you can think on your feet, are able to anticipate what needs to happen next, and want to be a team player, then we want to hear from you! Network experience a plus. Submit cover letter, resume and salary requirements to Kelly Grenon, Human Resources Manager: kgrenon@centuryarms.com

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CENTURY INTERNaTIoNal aRMS, INC. 236 Bryce Blvd, Georgia, VT 05454 (In arrowhead Industrial Park, off Rt. 104a) All applicants must pass a criminal background check and a pre-employment drug screening. We support a drug-free workplace and enforce a Zero Tolerance Policy.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] PART-TIME VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR Wanted for a nonprofit advocacy organization dedicated to defending small family farms and working for economic justice and a sustainable future in Vermont’s rural communities.

Strong interpersonal skills that translate into excellent phone manners and cultivating positive and active relationships with volunteers are essential. The ability to multitask, strong organizational skills, and the flexibility to go with the ebb and flow of exciting campaign developments are also desirable traits. Must have a passion for political action and local agriculture. Works from the office in Montpelier during normal business hours with occasional evening and weekend hours. Fair wages. Rural Vermont is an equal opportunity employer. Please send cover letter, resume, and references by July 23rd to: Rural Vermont ATTN: VC 15 Barre Street, Ste. 2 Montpelier, VT 05602 Details: ruralvermont.org. No email applications, thanks.

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Field Associate VPIRG is looking for a mission-driven, politically savvy grassroots organizer with strong communications and project management skills to help educate and mobilize Vermonters to defend the public interest. You will grow VPIRG’s grassroots activist base using a variety of tactics including online organizing, phone banking, coalition development, community-based meetings, activist training, and media events. This is a full-time position based in Montpelier. Should have at least 2 years of experience in activist-oriented communications and grassroots organizing; strong writing and public speaking skills; politically strategic; graphic design and online skills a plus. A full job description is available on our website: www.vpirg.org. Competitive salary; employer-paid health, dental and disability insurance; employer-matching IRA contributions; four weeks paid vacation, plus personal days. Submit cover letter and resume via email to: colleen@vpirg.org and reference “Field Opening� in your subject line. For more info visit: www.vpirg.org VPIRG, 141 Main St. #6 Montpelier, VT 05602 v. 802-223-5221 f. 802-223-6855

Exciting employment opportunities available at established agency with history of supporting strong, healthy families in an environment of teamwork, creativity and innovation. Lund Family Center is seeking motivated, flexible and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following positions with competitive salary and benefits. EOE/EE/AA IP Residential Counselor: Full-time position in a transitional living program. Counselor will provide parenting and life skill support to pregnant and parenting women through this program. Position includes sleeping overnight shifts and weekend shifts. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in human-services related field and experience working with adolescents. Nurse: Full-time. Day and Evening Nurse needed to serve pregnant and parenting young women and their children within residential treatment setting. Applicants should have a desire to work on a multidisciplinary team that is fast-paced and challenging. Lund Family Center provides holistic approaches to healthy living and embraces strengths-based perspective. Nursing credentials required. Family Educator: Full-time. Family Educator needed to provide support/education to young pregnant and parenting women, individual parent education, parenting classes, access to resources, collaboration with community providers, and observation, documentation and assessment of parenting skills. Looking for candidate with knowledge of child development, excellent writing/oral communications skills, flexibility and creativity, and Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field. Must have experience working with teens, children and families. Substance Abuse Program Coordinator: Full-time position to oversee programming and provide clinical supervision to the outpatient treatment program for pregnant and parenting young women. Minimum of Master’s degree in a social work, counseling or human services-related field and Current Vermont Licensure in substance abuse treatment and experience working with women. Supervisory experience preferred. Competitive salary and benefits. Substance Abuse Counselor: Full-time position available. Needed to conduct comprehensive substance abuse assessment, treatment referral and coordination, and counseling within an outpatient program for pregnant and parenting women or co-located at the child welfare office to bridge agencies in an effort to provide immediate, holistic, family centered services and increase the collaborative capability of the community to respond to substance abuse within family systems. Minimum of Bachelors degree in a social work, counseling, or human services related field and substance abuse counselor certification or apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate. Experience working with families required. Substance Abuse Case Manager: Full-time position available. Case Manager needed to screen families in need for potential substance abuse, referral to appropriate treatment, service coordination, monitoring, and wrap-around services in a new position to be co-located at the child welfare office. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in social work, counseling, or human services-related field and Apprentice Substance Abuse Counselor. Alternative Education Teacher: Full-time position. A Vermont-certified teacher needed to provide academic and life skills coursework to pregnant/parenting adolescents within a therapeutic treatment program. The teacher will focus on student MATH and SCIENCE skills, but will also provide academic and social skill support across the curriculum. The ability to address multiple learning styles within a student-centered educational setting is crucial. The candidate must have experience managing adolescent behaviors, individualizing education and working independently in an organized manner.

Please send cover letter and resume to: Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05406-4009.

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Join Burlington’s favorite radio stations. Creative, computer-savvy, go-getter needed to help schedule commercials, assist with billing and help keep us on track. EOE. Send your resume to michaele@champlainradio.com

GMCS is seeking qualified people for part-time positions at various venues in VT, NY and NH. Typical duties: Security, parking, ushering, and general staffing. Experience preferred, not required. Licensing required, free training provided. MUST be U.S. citizen 18+ years of age.

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Administrative Coordinator: Provides administrative support to organization working closely with Executive Director. Responsibilities include: fund development projects, accounting, database maintenance, donor correspondence, supervise office volunteers and administrative support for all events. Word, Excel and QuickBooks experience necessary. Must be able to multi-task. Office and accounting experience required. Both positions are full-time with benefits. Send resume and cover letter by July 30th to: Hiring Committee, WomenSafe PO Box 67 Middlebury, VT 05753 or by email: ns@womensafe.net

Part-Time: Starting at $13.25 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 13.18% Locality Pay) TSA will pay the maximum government contribution for health benefits under the TSA Health Benefit Incentive for part-time TSOs. All part-time TSOs will pay the same lower cost for federal health benefits as full-time employees. Minimum Requirements: U.S. Citizenship or U.S. National • High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience • English proficiency • Pre-employment medical evaluation • Pass a background/credit check

Please apply online at: www.tsajobs.com 1-800-887-1895 TTY: 1-800-887-5506 TSA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Secretary/ Receptionist Vermont Legal Aid seeks highly organized person for a fulltime position in its Burlington office. Responsibilities include client screening, data entry, typing and general clerical duties. Word Processing and database experience required, WordPerfect a plus. Excellent benefits, four weeks’ vacation, starting salary $24,500+ DOE. Send cover letter, resume and three references by July 21, 2008, to: Eric Avildsen c/o Sandy Burns, Vermont Legal Aid P.O. Box 1367 Burlington, VT 05402.

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Human Resources Administrator New England Culinary Institute staff members thrive on the energy and excitement of being part of a leader in culinary education. Every staff member, at NECI contributes to our students’ educational experience.

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Seeking someone to fill our Receptionist position. The right candidate will be selfmotivated, detail-oriented, organized, and possess strong office skills as well as proper phone etiquette. Position will be responsible for answering and transferring all calls from our main switchboard, greeting and assisting guests, minimal purchasing and inventory, daily mail sorting, and clerical support. This position will be full-time and offer benefits. Position requires candidate to be a high school graduate or equivalent, and have intermediate to advanced experience with Microsoft Word, Excel and Outlook as well as substantial typing skills.

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Seeking full-time Admissions Reps. to assist in the recruitment of students as well as the implementation of the Admissions Marketing Plan. This position is responsible for guiding prospective students through the application and acceptance process. This position will prepare reports and statistics using the company computer system, communicate NECI information with prospective students on both campuses, and assist the Director of Admissions in orientation and registration for all incoming students as assigned. This position also serves as a student advocate, identifying problems, providing structure to assess problems and form solutions, and providing follow-up to ensure resolution. This position requires a BA degree, or one to two years related experience and/or training, or equivalent combination of education and experience. Must be willing to travel using personal transportation between campuses, and on occasion out of state. To apply, come by the Inn at Essex and fill out an application or send your resume and cover letter to greatjobs@neci.edu. Please be sure to note the position you are applying for in the subject line.

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Goddard College has a new Human 123 Pitkin Road, Plainfield, Vermont 05667 Resources Administrator position available. Responsibilities may include (but are not limited to); payroll and benefits administration, recruitment, implementation of union contract, employment law compliance, policy and procedure updates, and providing support and assistance to College employees. This position is also responsible for a variety of functions to ensure accurate and timely maintenance and development of HR records and reports. The candidate will possess a Bachelor’s degree and have two years of related experience or equivalent combination. The candidate will also effectively manage multiple tasks at once, possess excellent organization and prioritization skills, demonstrate excellent verbal and written communication skills, work well with other people, work well under pressure, and be computer proficient. This is a full-time position (37.5 hours/week) and offers a generous benefits package! Please submit a resume, cover letter, and reference contact information electronically to: HROFFICE@ GODDARD.EDU. Review of applications will begin immediately and continue until suitable candidates are found. Please visit our website: www.goddard.edu. Goddard College is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. We are actively seeking applications from qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution for these positions.

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ASSISTANT VICE PRESIDENT FOR ALUMNI & VOLUNTEER RELATIONS Seeking senior-level administrator to manage a team of professionals who coordinate programs, events, and services to strengthen relationships with alumni, students, parents, friends and donors of Norwich University. Serve as primary liaison for alumni and volunteer relations to the Board of Trustees, the Alumni Association Board, and the Parent & Family Association. Lead and execute technology strategies to support and enhance the Office of Development and Alumni Affairs. Significant travel, event and weekend responsibilities. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree, Master’s preferred. Experience managing professional staff and planning, executing effective friendraising strategies as well as successful work with volunteer boards and leadership, superior written and oral communication skills, initiative, focus, innovation and the ability to work collegially and build successful relationships. Please visit our website, www.norwich.edu/ jobs for further information. To apply, submit cover letter and resume to Assistant VP Search via email: jobs@norwich.edu Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Do you enjoy gardening and keeping up on current events? HowardCenter is pleased to announce a NEW Shared Living Provider opportunity supporting Chittenden County Elders in their home or in your home. Excellent tax-free compensation, training and working with a supportive team. Additional opportunities doing respite support available. Excellent compensation, free training and a supportive team.

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Office Manager/Bookkeeper Are you a detail-oriented person, well-versed in nonprofit bookkeeping and administration? Do you have an aptitude for numbers and data management? Are you a team player eager to be part of an organization working on public interest issues affecting Vermont? VPIRG is looking for someone with a background in nonprofit bookkeeping and office management. The right candidate understands the needs and activities of member-based 501(c)3 and (c)4 advocacy organizations and truly enjoys the administrative and fiscal management aspects of our work. You will be responsible for providing general administrative support for an office of 10 people and for core bookkeeping tasks including accounts payable, receiving, HR benefits management and payroll. This position demands precise attention to detail, the ability to multitask, a strong aptitude for data management and a willingness to take on a variety of support functions throughout the organization. This position offers serious potential for job growth. Requirements: 3+ years relevant experience (nonprofit bookkeeping, mastery of MS Excel and familiarity with QuickBooks is essential); office management skills; highly organized; experience with databases and office computer networking; comfortable in a deadline-driven environment. Competitive salary; employer-paid health, dental and disability insurance; employer-matching IRA contributions; four weeks paid vacation, plus personal days. Submit cover letter and resume via email to: colleen@vpirg.org and reference “admin job” in your subject line. For more info visit: www.vpirg.org. VPIRG 141 Main St. #6 Montpelier, VT 05602 v. 802-223-5221 f. 802-223-6855

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COMMUNITY SKILLS WORKERS The Community Based Services program of NFI is looking for a full-time Community Skills Worker to join our talented team of mental health professionals. Responsibilities include doing one-on-one and group activities with children and adolescents with severe emotional and behavioral challenges both in the community and their homes. Candidates must be able to communicate effectively, to work flexible hours, and have a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation. Bachelor’s degree and previous experience working with children with emotional/ behavioral challenges preferred. Please submit a cover letter and resume to: Sharon Haseman 30 Airport Rd. S. Burlington, VT 05403 or email SharonHaseman@nafi.com.

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Seeking a qualified candidate for the position of Program Coordinator to provide supervised visitation services for families in Chittenden County. Qualified candidates will have a Bachelor's degree in a related field and experience or training in domestic violence, risk assessments, substance abuse, conflict resolution, and mandatory child abuse reporting. The successful candidate will supervise staff, work with partner agencies including the Judicial system, provide grant management, and coordinate volunteer recruitment. Travel is required. Please send cover letter, resume and list of references to: Milton Family Community Center (EOE), Attn. Brett Chornyak P.O. Box 619, Milton, VT 05468.

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CSSU is seeking to fill one part-time (.50 FTE) ELL teaching position for the 2008-2009 school year. Applicants would join our team of ELL teachers and staff in supporting our growing population of student English Language Learners across Chittenden South Supervisory Union. Applicants must be licensed or eligible for licensure in Vermont as an ELL teacher. Please apply online at www.schoolspring.com with a letter of interest, resume, proof of certification, copies of transcripts, and three current letters of reference.

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Cafeteria/Food Service (school year position): Do you want to work school hours, have school vacations plus summers off? Do you want to work in a friendly environment where your work is appreciated? Shelburne Community School is looking for YOU! Hours are 7:30 am to 1:30 pm. Food Service experience is helpful. Benefits available. Position will remain open until the appropriate candidate is found. Please send a resume to: Bob Mason, Chittenden South Supervisory Union 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300 Shelburne, VT 05482 or apply online to www.schoolspring.com.

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Must be 18 or older, have valid driver’s license, and be available to work until the end of October. Contact Tammy Long at: tlong@shelburnefarms.org or call 802-985-0404.

needed for a fast-paced Shelburne chiropractic office. Will train any bright, energetic, detail-oriented & self-motivated good communicator to juggle three things at once, keep a smile and treat our patients like royalty on their journey to wellness. 30-40 hours per week. Apply in person: Network Chiropractic of VT, 4076 Shelburne Road or fax 802-985-3711.

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Champlain Valley Urgent Care provides a great working environment, flexible hours. Physical Therapist will work with a limited patient load. Must have active Vermont physical therapist license. Join us in creating the next level of care at Champlain Valley Urgent Care.

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Champlain College seeks a dynamic, highly motivated and organized individual to assist with the daily operations of the Student Life Center. Develop and implement student activities, and focus on the organization and implementation of functions within the Center. Schedule and monitor student involvement, coordinate orientations, and supervise student employees. The successful candidate will have outstanding organizational skills, detail orientation, strong interpersonal skills, ability to take initiative, and a Bachelor’s degree. Experience planning activities and organizing outdoor programs preferred. Regular job duties will include evening and weekend work. Application deadline is July 25, 2008. Submit your resumes and cover letter online at www.champlain.edu/hr. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

It’s all in the planning and details! Seeking a highly organized, self-motivated individual to schedule production, plan raw materials and packaging, and input data. Purchasing, scheduling and inventory control experience within a manufacturing environment a must. A keen eye for details, as well as strong math, communication and computer skills required. Must have high level Excel proficiency and understanding of MRP systems. Associate’s degree in business/related field, or equivalent combination of work and experience. We seek team players who want to make positive contributions. If interested, please send cover letter, resume and list of three references to: employment@lakechamplainchocolates.com. Please refer to “Purchasing/ Scheduling Specialist” in the subject line.

Packaging Supervisor We are seeking an experienced supervisor with strong interpersonal, project management, and training skills. As packaging supervisor, you will be responsible for providing day-to-day leadership and support to our packaging team. Qualified candidates will have proven success motivating, training and developing teams; a commitment to exceptional customer service; and a keen eye for details. A high degree of computer proficiency required. Prior experience working within a manufacturing environment desired. If you are a strong team leader with a positive, can-do attitude, we would like to hear from you. If interested, please send cover letter, resume and list of three references to: employment@lakechamplainchocolates.com. Please refer to “Packaging Supervisor” in the subject line. EEO

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Cooks up to $12/hour. Apply in person between 2-4 p.m., Monday-Friday 125 Cypress Street Williston, VT

Please apply in person, 2 Church Street, Burlington, VT. 10-5 Tuesday-Saturday.

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Our NAEYC-accredited center is seeking flexible, professional and enthusiastic, full-time Teachers. Interested candidates must have a willingness to grow and learn within the ECE field and as part of a committed team. Candidates should be strong communicators and possess a passion to work alongside children and families. Requirements: Prior experience and/or degree in Early Childhood Education. Send resume and cover letter to ccc@gmavt.net.

We have positions available in Burlington and Williston. Stop by one of our locations at 315 Pine St., Burlington & 349 Leroy Rd., Williston for an application or send resume to Human Resources, 349 Leroy Rd, Williston, VT 05495

full-time Case manager: CBs The Community Based Services program of NFI, Vermont is seeking a full-time Therapeutic Case Manager. Responsibilities include treatment planning and service coordination, in-home work with adolescents and biological, adoptive and foster families, as well as supervision of community skills workers and foster parents. Must have: strong communication skills, attention to details, and the ability to set limits. Previous work with children with emotional/ behavioral challenges desired. BA in psychology or related field required. Send resume and cover letter to: Paul Gibeault, NFI Vermont 30 Airport Rd. So. Burlington, VT 05403 or email PaulGibeault@nafi.com

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Men & women 18 years and older with insured vehicles are needed to deliver in Burlington, South Burlington, Essex Junction and surrounding areas. We are also looking for office clerks & loaders. Delivery starts about July 14th. Work a minimum of 4 daylight hours per day and get paid within 48 hours upon successful completion of route. Call 1-800-979-7978 between the hours of 9 a.m. - 5:30 p.m., Monday - Friday. Refer to job #3619-D.

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General Growth Properties has an immediate opening for a Common Area Coordinator (CAC) in Burlington. The CAC is responsible for coordinating all Center-related business development and marketing activities. Duties include: coordinate specialty leasing tenant set-up and move-in/ move-outs; enter all license agreements for specialty leasing and sponsorships, track approvals, obtain tenant signatures, track tenant openings, ensure proper insurance is collected and collect sales information; assist accountant in collections if needed; coordinate event set-up with client and mall operations staff; other duties as assigned. Ideal candidate will have a Bachelor’s degree or equivalent industry experience; the ability to successfully multitask; strong organizational skills; excellent interpersonal, oral and written communication skills; and excellent MS Word, Excel and Outlook skills. Burlington Town Center is owned and managed by General Growth Properties, one of the nation’s premier shopping center owners. We offer a competitive salary and benefits package. In order to apply, please visit www.ggpjobs.com, click on CURRENT POSITIONS and enter (7371) in the KEYWORD field. EOE

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Join an award-winning program at a college committed to service, civic engagement and reciprocal community partnerships.

Director, Community Service and Civic Engagement The Director of the Community Service and Civic Engagement Program provides direction, strategy, development and administration of Champlain’s community programs. The College’s service programs support a number of student-driven service clubs and social action initiatives, community partners looking for engaged volunteers to make a substantive difference in the community, and a series of dialogue programs designed to foster community-building and civic leadership skills.

Community Service and Civic Engagement Coordinator Assist the Director in supporting a growing number of student-driven service projects and social action initiatives; a life experience program to introduce first-year students to service and civic responsibility; community partners looking for committed volunteers to make a difference in the community; and a series of dialogues designed to foster community-building and civic leadership skills. For more information and to apply, submit cover letter and resume by July 18, 2008 at www.champlain.edu/hr. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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VSAC Deli/ Cashier. Full-time.

Benefits Available

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Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont is seeking the following:

Full-Time cook.

Executive Assistant/Housing Specialist

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email: DiGrande@champlain.edu or stop by Lane Press 87 Meadowland Dr. South Burlington

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Provide data-entry and administrative support, coordinate in-kind donations, and provide support for events and front-office back up, 20 hours a week, for the Committee on Temporary Shelter in downtown Burlington. Good computer skills a must; experience with Raiser’s Edge a plus. Positive attitude and excellent office, phone and people skills required for lots of interaction with coworkers, volunteers, donors and program participants. Must have car and be willing/able to transport donations. Open until filled. Please send resume and cover letter to Sally Ballin at ballin@cotsonline.org, or PO Box 1616, Burlington, VT 05402. EOE No phone calls please.

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Acts as the primary contact for persons calling or visiting our main office, provides support to our Executive Staff and Board, maintains property wait list information and responds to requests regarding housing vacancies. Must possess an Associate’s degree in Business or related field and at least two years general administrative experience. Must possess a passion for customer service and the ability to communicate effectively with others. Proficiency with Microsoft Office is required. CSC offers a competitive salary, excellent benefits package and a friendly working environment. Please visit our website at www.cathedralsquare.org to check out all our current openings. Submit resume or application to: CSC, Human Resources 412 Farrell Street, Suite 100 South Burlington, VT 05403 or fax to: 802-863-6661 or email to: jobs@cathedralsquare.org EOE

AIRPORT OPERATIONS SPECIALIST

Burlington International Airport City of Burlington Women, minorities & persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. Responsible for assisting the Director of Airport Operations in daily management of airport facilities, reviewing aeronautical conditions and making recommendations for operational safety. BS in aviation/airport management required with 6 months of experience in an aviation/airport environment preferred. To apply, send resume, cover letter & City of Burlington application by July 21st to: HR Dept 131 Church St. Burlington, VT 05401. For a full description call HR at 802-865-7145 or visit our website at: www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us EOE

CVCAC Head Start is a comprehensive child and family development program. Staff work in partnership with parents and offer a program that includes child development, health and nutrition services, support for children with disabilities, mental health services, and services for family and community partnerships. We have the following employment opportunity:

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Full-time 40 hr/wk position available working with 3 - 5-year-olds. The chosen candidate must have prior experience working with children ages 3-5. BA degree in Early Childhood Education and licensed to teach in the public school system required. Salary range for qualified candidates is $11.41 - $14.00. Full benefit package included. Please submit a cover letter and resume to:

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The Outdoor Gear Exchange is hiring a Sales Associate with extensive experience in telemark skiing, climbing or paddling. Strong customer service skills, attention to detail, knowledge of outdoor gear and a sense of humor are required. Weekend and evening hours may be required. This is a full-time position with benefits. Send a resume and cover letter letting us know why you would be perfect for the best damn gear shop.

We offer a friendly working community with good benefits and an opportunity for long-term employment. Must have a love of the outdoors, a sharp wit and the ability to work well amidst chaos. Please indicate desired position.

NFI Vermont is seeking an experienced Administrative Assistant/Human Resources Coordinator. The ideal candidate will be enthusiastic, self-motivated, team-oriented and will possess excellent communication skills. Primary duties include coordination of personnel paperwork with our 17 programs regarding hiring and benefits information, coordination of the agency training calendar, payroll timesheet entry and assisting the Director of Operations, Clinical Director and Executive Director with administrative support. Must be detail-oriented and be able to multitask in a fastpaced environment. Microsoft Office computer skills required. We offer a competitive salary and a comprehensive benefits package. Please send resume and cover letter to: Kathy Pettengill, Director of Operations 30 Airport Road South Burlington, VT 05403 or KathyPettengill@nafi.com

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Grant Manager Women Helping Battered Women is seeking a Grant Manager. Responsible for researching funding opportunities, grant applications and coordinating grant reporting. The grant manager maintains agency-wide data systems, coordinates procedures for data acquisition & management & recommends statistical techniques for data analysis. A team player with attention to detail required. Excellent written, oral & interpersonal skills. Development exp. & knowledge of domestic violence preferred. F/T, generous benefit pkg. Resume & cover letter by 07/30 to: WHBW Attn: Hiring Committee PO Box 1535 Burlington, VT 05402. EOE

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Community SkillS WorkerS needed: relief PoSitionS AvAilAble NFI Vermont is seeking new members to join our talented team of mental health professionals in our Diagnostic Assessment Program. The ideal candidate will be a skilled communicator, have a desire to help kids and families to be successful, have the ability to provide respectful role modeling, and will become a resourceful component of our therapeutic Community Skills Workers Team. Responsibilities include doing individual and group activities with youth both in the community and their home. Bachelor’s degree preferred. Relief positions are on an “as needed� basis. Please submit a cover letter and resume to: Kim Robinson, DAP Program Director 30 Airport Road South Burlington, VT 05403 or email: KimRobinson@nafi.com. EOE WWW.NAFI.COM

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Cancer Control Associate, Government Relations & Advocacy - Williston, VT

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Seeking energetic, highly organized individual with proven writing and editing skills who enjoys detailoriented work projects. This person provides support to the state government relations and advocacy team to accomplish comprehensive policy goals, serves as the first line of communication with the public regarding government relations and advocacy issues, and works in conjunction with state and regional staff to support participation in state government relations advocacy initiatives and to integrate government relations and advocacy into regional programs and activities. Position housed in our Williston, VT office. Send resume and letter of application to: nedivjobs@cancer.org or visit www.cancer.org. The American Cancer Society is committed to recruiting staff representative of the diverse populations we serve.

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