but was uncomfortable with the kids. My daughter told me after that you had talked with her when I went to pay the bill. You got my attention! Hope this works. When: Saturday, April 28, 2012. Where: the Grand Buffet. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910149
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North Ave. Hannaford around 5 p.m. Pretty woman, black top, jeans. Parked next to me, we noticed each other while you were loading bags into the back and I waited to leave. You took your cart to the corral, then I saw you looking at me as I drove away. Wish you knew that I was looking back. Better yet, wish I had said hello. When: Thursday, May 3, 2012. Where: parking lot. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910163 More than music You looked so chic in that little black dress (row U right, 4th seat), and you gave as much pleasure to my eye as the music gave my ear. The final piece seemed to excite you. Could we perhaps be properly introduced? When: Saturday, April 28, 2012. Where: Flynn. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910162 Yangu upendo I’m ready for your work to be done so we can enjoy the spring! Hakuna shidz, right? When: Wednesday, May 2, 2012. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910161 Thanks, I felt bad Me: standing outside of The OP, smoking with a friend. You: walked around corner and told me you liked my hair and said I was “attractive.” Sorry I only gave you a thumbs up. You caught me off guard and I was buzzed. Thanks for coming up to me. More people should be honest when they think someone’s cute. When: Wednesday, May 2, 2012. Where: the OP. You: Man. Me: Woman. #910160
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Friday 13, Essex bus I think that was me you saw. ( = What did I look like? When: Sunday, April 15, 2012. Where: Essex bus. You: Man. Me: Woman. #910158 grey pinstripe suit You listed ‘black tie’ as an interest on FB from your trailer in Louisiana, in the grey pinstripe suit at Brides ‘n’ Bells with a client. You know who you are, and Mary, 255 was right on the dime. Floral arranger, no? When: Monday, May 7, 2012. Where: biscotti. You: Man. Me: Woman. #910157 Saint Aidan Of Lindisfarne! Not speaking Afrikaans, James from St. Andrews! Woah, I actually like knowing only what you’ve told me about yourself. Kings Barns! The taxi has no reverse you see! Left side driving! You’ll always remember reading texts that weren’t for you or about you and I’ll always remember living on the North Sea caretaking at the English world’s most overrated golf course! When: Saturday, July 2, 2011. Where: where argyle comes from! You: Woman. Me: Woman. #910156 are you mr. right? I saw you in Family Dollar. You were tall and super nice but I didn’t get your name. When: Sunday, April 29, 2012. Where: Family Dollar St. Albans. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #910155 Single-speed racing to my heart Whether you’re dominating a single-speed with your muck boots and camo hat, or shredding some serious pow in Hubbard Park, you have caught my eye around town! Heard you have a knack for turning trash into race-winning treasure, and a unquenchable thirst for chocolate milk and tempeh burgers. Let’s meet for a veggietastic picnic sometime; you bring the muscles... When: Monday, April 30, 2012. Where: Onion River Sports. You: Man. Me: Woman. #910154 Soul Friend Wondering if you want to hang out sometime and smile at each other. When: Sunday, April 29, 2012. Where: beside me. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910153
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Dear Mistress,
I am a healthy, fit and attractive woman in my late 20s. I have a super-high sex drive. The problem is, when I don’t have a boyfriend, I have zero sex. I frequently wish I could detach from myself and explore more casual sex. I can’t seem to be intimate with someone who doesn’t seem interested in the long haul, though I would really, really like to be. I can’t tell if it’s fear of rejection, lack of self-confidence, or remnants of a super strict and religious upbringing. Any advice on how to lose these inhibitions and take care of business?
Signed,
Dear Too Square,
Too Square to Slut
Have you watched television lately? If you believe what you see on new shows such as “Girls” on HBO, casual sex is requisite for women in their 20s. You nailed it with your sign-off: If you’re not getting it on with every Tom, Dick or Harry, you’re a square. Of course, this isn’t true. Far be it from me to put down casual sex (one of my favorite pastimes), but it’s not for everyone. Maybe you’re a happier person when you’re not sleeping around, and that’s OK. That said, if you’re committed to a casual conquest, here’s a word to remember: honesty. You need to be real with yourself. Can you handle a casual relationship? Play the scenario out in your head: You have sex with a guy and don’t get brunch in the morning — hell, he might not even spend the night. How does that make you feel? As long as you’re OK with it, and he’s on the same page, go for it. You may want to be a voracious vamp, but don’t force it. Remember, just because you’re not having sex with a partner doesn’t mean you can’t have exciting, mind-blowing orgasms. When was the last time you tried a new position while masturbating? Bought a new sex toy? Spent an hour revving yourself up watching porn or reading erotica before getting yourself off? The most important sexual relationship you have is with yourself — be a good partner and keep things spicy.
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Maine Man Never done this before, but alas, you caught my eye! You told me I looked like a girl you had known from Maine. I wanted to tell you that your long hair and ear piercings were rather becoming. When: Friday, April 27, 2012. Where: in line at Uncommon Grounds. You: Man. Me: Woman. #910150
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Curly Haired Cutie at NewMoon You: dark hair, cute. Me: short brown hair, slight build. Was it my imagination or did our eyes lock a few times throughout the afternoon? You said thank you and smiled but I was too shy to do anything but smile back. I’m in town until August, but I’d sure like another chance. I promise I’ll have more to say! When: Sunday, April 29, 2012. Where: New Moon Café. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910151
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White Audi/Puck Would you like to go to dinner? When: Tuesday, April 17, 2012. Where: dog park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910152
FU (Favorite Uncle) Remember when Ralphie came to visit and we had pizza, IPA’s and made a promise to do crosswords with a vengeance? I just wanted to say that we always come up with the BEST Ideas. Porch soon? When: Friday, April 27, 2012. Where: bright blue kitchen with the checkerboard floor. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #910147
Spread Some Springtime Cheer It would be nice for a change of pace to see the Ispy used as a place for random kindness and praise. Let’s see how many people during the last bit of April and May can spy people doing random acts of kindness to others around the region. Try and work in your plug for a date, if appropriate ;). When: Friday, April 20, 2012. Where: here and there. You: Man. Me: Man. #910145
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Re: Redhead at DMV It was so nice of you to hold the door for me. You definitely caught my attention, too. Send me an email :). When: Friday, April 27, 2012. Where: S. Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #910159
Crutch-Powered Redhead at DMV You looked so happy to be at the DMV. That made me smile. I would hold the door open for you anytime. When: Friday, April 27, 2012. Where: S. Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910148
Barnes & Noble Lovely I sat across from you Friday afternoon (4/27), sitting at the next table at Barnes & Noble. You were blond. I wore black. You looked bright and shiny and happy in there. I keep thinking of that glance and smile that reached out. Who are you? When: Friday, April 27, 2012. Where: Barnes & Noble. You: Woman. Me: Man. #910146