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CO-PUBLISHERS/EDITORS Pamela Polston, Paula Routly CONTRIBUTING EDITOR Peter Freyne 1 A SSIST A N T EDITOR George Thabault GENERAL M AN AG ER R ic k W o o d s ART DIRECTION D o n a ld Eggert, Tara V aughan-H ughes PRODUCTION M AN AG ER Lucy How eC IR C U L A T IO N /C L A S SIF IE D S/ P E R SO N A L S H ope Corbin SA LES M ANAGER D avid Booth ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES Michelle Brown, Kristi Batchelder, Eve Jarosinski, C olb y Roberts, Diane

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Skiing or sculpting Richard Erdman maintains good form

Marc Awodey, N ancy Stearns Bercaw,

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Flip Brown, Marialisa Calta, Colin Clary, Kristin D ’Agostino, John Dillon, Erik Esckilsen, Peter Freyne, Anne Galloway, Paul Gibson, Ruth Horowitz, Helen Husher, Jeanne Keller, Kevin J. Kelley, Rick Kisonak, Peter Kurth, Lola, Lynda Majarian, Richard Mayer, Melanie Menagh, Andrew Nemethy,

Net Pet ........................................................page 17 Good Grief Book review: All the Blue Moons at the Wallace Hotel By Ruth Horowitz ............................................... page 18

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A PPLA U D IN G O U T R IG H T Ruth Horowitzs most recent article, “Having It O ut” [October 25], rings with truth. We applaud the indefatigable work o f both Outright Vermont, in particular Keith Elston, and the Vermont Human Rights Commission. These two bodies have contributed mightily to the human-rights cause. Often, Americans sadly asso­ ciate human-rights abuses with a shrug and a “not-in-my-backyard” attitude. We have freedom. We have life. We are content. But human-rights abuses do, in fact, happen every day in the U.S. From capital punishment administration to police brutality, there are serious human-rights violations which confront the American populace. “Having It O ut” introduces one such case here in Vermont. The article puts a face, puts a name to the indi* viduals involved and, by doing so, personalizes the often enig­ matic “human-rights abuses.” The human-rights issue fun­ damentally examined in Abram Harrisons case is discrimination due to sexual orientation. One could use a pedantic mix o f words to illustrate the gist o f this

type o f discrimination, but suf­ fice it to say, in the words o f Nat Michael, the Jericho resident who brought the discrimination charges before the Vermont Human Rights Commission (V H RC), “It means that they can’t go in and debate these kids’ humanity.” Enough said! And the result o f this “more accepting environment” that will naturally arise due to the V H R C ’s ruling? It can be found in Keith Elston’s rhetorical ques­ tion: “Does [the settlement] help send a message that Mount Mansfield values all o f its stu­ dents, and will this help students at that school feel safer and more a part o f the school community there? The simple answer is yes.” Amnesty International USA, in particular the “Raise the R oof” program, is seeking to advocate on behalf o f human rights, but in a much more tar­ geted fashion. Statewide, Amnesty is seeking the support o f a ll elected officials, from our members o f Congress to the state senators in Montpelier, and from the local mayor to the local city council. One specific proposal, and it relates to the Harrison case and

our state government, is to devel­ op, implement and evaluate a statewide human-rights curricu­ lum. However, H R E — that is, human-rights education — is not part o f a larger discussion in improving our educational sys­ tem. Teachers, administrators and parents, by and large, are not realizing the unique opportunity we have in Vermont to funda­ mentally improve the educational system and, by turn, to improve our children’s lives. Interestingly enough, the article points to the notion that “the kids” have a much better understanding of what it means to be human than their elders. Let us all learn from them. — David R Dore Burlington Dore is the legislative coordinator o f the Vermont chapter o f Amnesty International N EW RU LES FO R B U R LIN G ­ TON? It has been just over a year since I left Burlington, and I am quite encouraged by the work that the City Council has accom­ plished over the past year. Enacting new rules and regula­ tions to strangle the lifeblood from the lascivious and greedy

bar owners was just a brilliant start to unfurling a Master Plan that will transform Burlington into the Republic it most certain­ ly should be. Next on the docket, slum­ lords and student pariahs take notice, for it is you that will be rid from this fine City. I happen to be privy to the Council’s lean­ ings, as I have had ample oppor­ tunity to watch them operate. I have some excellent suggestions for what should be next on the Agenda. • When the city police conduct their search for dissident tenants, I would suggest, “May I see your papers, please?” ... would be a perfect time to check for over­ stocking o f refrigerators or liquor cabinets. Perhaps the City should enact a regulation that tenants and homeowners be allowed to stock no more than one six-pack o f beer and two bottles o f wine... per household. • To ensure that the overcrowd­ ing o f public sidewalks by row­ dies does not continue, the City should enact a curfew disallowing non-Burlington residents from downtown after 9 p.m. Unless, of course, they can provide proper co n tin u e d on p a g e 4 4

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Oh! what an election year it is. And you, lucky reader, know how it all turned out. Yours truly does not. This week’s edition of Seven Days went to press before the votes were counted Tuesday night. For us, it’s still Tuesday afternoon in Burlap, and the great miracle of democracy is still happening — voting. Voting is the shining light in the darkness of history. Make no mistake — the ability for us to choose our own leaders in this manner is a very new concept in human history. For all we know now, by the time you’re reading this, militia troops loyal to Ruth Dwyer have overpowered Statehouse security chief, the pistol-packing Dave JanawiCZ, and are holding a “Take Vermont Back” celebration on the Statehouse lawn — a celebration that includes burning the five black-robed justices of the Vermont Supreme Court at the stake. If that’s the case, this will surely be the last published issue of Seven Days — a real collectors’ item. Nice knowing you. However, while lounging around and recollecting the politi­ cal events of the past year, one story rises to the top as the creme BY P ET E de la crime alignment of the stars that, for us, best reflects Vermont’s bitterly fought race for governor. *’ Last Wednesday evening, Ruth Dwyer drew a > couple hundred true believers to a pep rally at the middle school in South Burlington. The event was the lead in the Associated Press wire story that wrapped up the day on the Vermont campaign trail. And when we read it, our jaw dropped. The article by R O S S S n e y d began with what’s known as a soft lead: “South Burlington — Dominic Ladue of Essex Junction drove over to Tuttle Middle School on Wednesday to tell Ruth Dwyer just how important he believes her campaign for governor is. “I want to send a message out that reaches all the governors and legislators across the country who don’t listen,” Ladue told Dwyer at her final stop on what turned out to be more than 70 town meetings across the state. “Ladue’s message won a broad smile from Dwyer and thunderous applause from the roughly 225 people who gathered in the middle school cafe­ teria to hear a woman who has become their hero­ ine.” Heroine, indeed. To Mr. Sneyd, as well as to most readers, Mr. Ladue was just another one of many passionate peo­ ple rallying to the anti-government message of Ruthless Ruth the Fairy Godmother. But to yours truly, and some criminal-justice workers, Dominic Ladue is famous. Mr. Ladue has, as they say, cleaned up his act. But oh, what an act it was. During the 1980s, Dominic was a perennial candidate for Downtown Dirtball of the Year as he conducted his own onepunk crime wave. In fact, Mr. Ladue proudly boast­ ed to Seven Days in a Monday interview of his “ 15 misdemeanors and four felony convictions.” And in 1992 he became the “poster child” for Vermont’s new hate-crime law. You see, late one night back in 1991, while on probation for burglary and drug dealing, Dominic Ladue attacked and viciously beat a gay man in Burlington’s Battery Park. He stalked and attacked his victim, he said, simply because the man was gay. Mr. Ladue appealed his conviction on the addi­ tional charge of breaking the hate-crime law. It was Ladue’s appeal that sent the law to the Supreme Court to see if it passed constitutional muster. It did. Dominic ended up serving 3 1/2 years, he said. Mr. Ladue also told Seven Days he had success­ fully completed an anger-management course while

in the St. Albans prison. He’s married, has kids and runs his own small transport business. He said he now accepts the fact that he has a responsibility to abide by the laws of Vermont. He’s learned his les­ son, he said. “I have to live according to the Constitution,” said Ladue. “I have to obey the laws of Vermont. But when they passed the civil-union law, they threw the Constitution into the garbage.” Quite the constitutional scholar, isn’t he? Apparently 14 misdemeanors and four felonies, including an aggravated assault and a hate crime, make one a legal authority. And his views on the subject mesh perfectly with those of Mrs. Dwyer. Dominic told Seven Days he contacted the Dwyer campaign’s Colchester headquarters to find out if he could vote.. Mr. Ladue said he was worried his criminal record, especially the felonies, would disqualify him. He said the campaign office did some research and got back to him. He said they told him he could vote. Hey, every vote counts. And, get this. Mr. Ladue will be splitting his ballot, he said. Ruthless gets his pick for governor, but when he comes to President, he’s voting for Al Gore the Democrat. The thing that ticked Dominic off about George W. Bush is the way Dubya tried to hide his crimi­ nal record. Dominic sounds quite proud of his. R FR EY N E “He lied about it,” said Ladue, referring to Dubya’s drunk-driving arrest. “I’m Al Gore all the way.” Hey, it’s still a free country. And who knows, if Ruthie ever makes governor, Dominic Ladue could be at the head of the line for Commissioner of Corrections. It’s the hands-on experience that counts, eh? How Would Jesus Vote? — That’s the title of the theologically sleazy last-minute pitch made by Vermont’s Roman Catholic Bishop, the Most Rev. Kenneth Angell. The Big Bish had just such a letter read from Catholic pulpits statewide and one can download the video from the church Web site at vermontcatholic.org. Good question, eh? We’ve heard from no shortage of good Catholic Vermonters who have expressed their shame over the Bingo Bishop’s behavior on the issue of civil unions. Unfortunately, gay couples are excluded from the Paradise where this Angel of Darkness plays gatekeeper. There were so many times during this political struggle when Bishop Angell could have brought Christ’s love to the battlefield, and with it the gospel of peace and love. So many opportunities were missed. But back to the question: How would J e s U S vote? Well, Bish, consider the fact that, according to the gospels, Jesus was a left-wing, anti-establish­ ment Jew who hung around with guys all the time — except for his “good friend,” the hooker Mary

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Jesus never entered a “traditional marriage,” and ended up getting arrested and executed because the “bishops” of his time considered him a trouble­ maker of the highest order. Jesus carried a message of love and salvation to the poor, the imprisoned, the outcasts of society. He cleaned out the thieves running the temple and opened hearts to the salvation that accompanies mercy. What do you think? If we put Jesus’ filled-out Vermont ballot alongside the Bingo Bishop’s filledout ballot, would they be worlds apart? Media Notes — Kudos to our local ABC affiliate, WVNY-TV! The powers that be finally came up with a rather ingenious way to get folks to watch their local news team. On Saturday, thousands of subscribers to The Burlington Free Press received free video cassettes slipped into the clear plastic bag con­ taining the beloved local daily. The cassette, it turns

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Curses, Foiled Again Federal authorities charged Neal Webb Provisor, 41, with robbing a bank in Ohio’s Miami Township after investi­ gators found the holdup note had been written on the back o f Provisor’s pay stub from a restaurant where he worked. FBI Special Agent Timothy A. Shaw said the suspect’s name, address and Social Security number had been blacked out but not enough to prevent investigators from deciphering them. • Larry E. Higgins, 51, was charged with robbing a drycleaning shop in Albuquerque, New Mexico, after the clerk gave police the license number o f his getaway car. Alyssa Gross said the cars plates had been covered with duct tape but not enough to keep her from mak­ ing out the plates letters and numbers.

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True Confessions While New York City police were questioning Thomas Bryant, 20, about a burglary, he suddenly confessed to the unsolved murder o f a 12-yearold girl two years ago. “He just brought it up himself,” police spokesperson Alan Krawitz said. “Maybe he felt guilty or thought they knew.”

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Georgia, bought Liquid Fire drain cleaner, he doubted the sturdiness o f its spill-proof con­ tainer and poured the caustic contents into a container that he made himself. The drain cleaner eventually oozed from the homemade container and got all over his legs, causing “extensive, excruciating burns and destruction o f flesh,” according to a lawsuit Jones filed against Liquid Fire’s maker because he insisted the original container looked too flimsy to be safe.

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The Iowa Department of Transportation printed 1.7 mil­ lion maps identifying a place just off Route 20 south o f Fort Dodge as the “Fort Dodge Recreational Facility.” It is actu­ ally the Fort Dodge Correc­ tional Facility.

Th anks for Nothing British mountain climber Michael “Bronco” Lane, 55, presented the National Army Museum in London with the five fingers and 10 toes he lost to frostbite while climbing M ount Everest in 1976. “I don’t

think it was quite what they were expecting,” Lane said. “But I haven’t got any use for them anymore.”

Rescue M e A woman in her sixties was trapped in her windowless bath­ room for 28 hours in Perth, Australia. She said she was in the bathroom when the phone rang. As she left to answer it, the doorknob on the inside o f the door came off in her hand. She set it down, then answered the phone. When she returned to the bathroom, she closed the door behind her, only to realize that without the knob she couldn’t open the door. She said she spent all day and night in the 5-by-5-foot room yelling for help before a friend, who sus­ pected something might be amiss, followed her intuition and found the trapped woman. • Rachel Chandler, 73, fell 20 feet down an abandoned well in her daughter’s back yard in Perris, California, and was trapped for three and a half hours before someone spotted her. She had to stay in the 40inch-wide well another three and a half hours while firefight­

ers tried to get her out. “N o­ body knew the well was there,” said Capt. Andrew Bennett o f the Riverside County Fire Department. “There was 6 inches o f dirt covering it.” • Gregory Roberts, 43, called 911 from a pay phone in the lobby o f a library in Las Cruces, New Mexico, at 2 a.m. to say he was trapped. Officers who rescued him also arrested him on suspicion o f breaking and entering after finding his shoe prints on broken glass from a window where they said he gained entry. Police Sgt. Joel Cano said Roberts was wander­ ing around the library when he got trapped between the inner and outer doors o f the foyer. • Gustavo Rivera, 39, spent eight hours stuck inside a grease-lined ventilator at a diner in Hialeah, Florida, with his arms outstretched and his legs dangling between iron security grates, which the owner installed to prevent burglars from using the shaft to enter the diner. After a passerby heard Rivera’s cry for help and called 911, Rivera admitted to his res­ cuers that he had been trying to break in.

Little Lotta New Mexico officials took a 3-year-old girl into custody because she weighed 120 pounds. A social worker declared the 3-1 /2-foot-tall girl

would die unless she went on a special diet, exercised more and used a breathing machine when she slept. The state also accused the girl’s parents, Adela Martinez and Miguel Regino, o f feeding the child solid food after a doctor recommended a liquid diet.

Coitus Interruptus A couple who picked a meadow near the Czech Republic village o f Brnicko for a romantic interlude one night were run over by a tractor whose driver was taking a short cut through the field on his way to a party. The woman suffered injuries to her chest and the man to his buttocks. Police charged the driver o f the tractor with causing the injuries, even though he insisted he didn’t see the love-making pair.

Language of Diplom acy Prior to meeting President Clinton, Japanese Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori, who doesn’t speak English well, was advised to ask the president how he was, wait for an affir­ mative response, then add, “Me, too.” According to the Asahi Evening News newspaper, Mori asked instead, “Who are you?” When Clinton replied, “I’m Hillary’s husband,” Mori added, “Me, too.” ©

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Free Press has a grass-is-greener philosophy. Given the choice between local and long-distance, the Gannett-owned daily almost always opts for out-of-state. The paper would rather have underpaid rookies learning on the job than journalists “wisened” by institutional memory. That’s the only explanation for a top-level decision to bypass Susan Green for the arts writing job she has had on a “temporary basis” since Weekend sec­ tion editor Casey Seiler left last year. A former Freeps full-timer — she was the daily’s first culture-vulture decades ago — Green stayed on long after her temp time was over. She also filled in when features writer Sally Poliak went on maternity leave before that. But a sub at the Freeps does not a staffer make, even if the writer has a nice style, flexible schedule and loads of local experience. And while the arts community has been mourning her loss for several weeks now, officials at the Free Press will not confirm or deny that Green has been let go. “Don’t read anything into this,” suggests Executive Editor Mickey Hilten, who returned a message left for Weekend section Editor Elizabeth Munding. “As a mat­ ter of policy, we don’t talk about our employees.” Needless to say, he won’t talk about Green’s replacement, either — only to reassure readers in fluent Gannettspeak, “We are committed to continuing the strong arts coverage in the paper.” Rumor has it the new guy hails from the televi­ sion section of the Toronto Star. LABOR PAINS: The Vermont Stage production of Midwives came out head-first and healthy two weeks ago — an artful delivery of Chris Bohjalian’s book onto the beautiful new FlynnSpace stage. Only one complication: A woman in the audience passed out during the birth, er, death, scene. “She tried to make it to the door and crumpled,” play­ wright Dana Yaaton says of the patron, who apparently was not the only one affected. When Yeaton mentioned the incident to a friend, he said, “I was almost that woman.” Similarly, one of Yeaton’s Middlebury stu­ dents nearly fainted during an earlier reading of the play. Next time, Yeaton says, he may include a written warning in the program: “Caution: Drama may cause sudden loss of consciousness.” Or in the case of this admirable production, much-appreciated gain.

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ON A ROLL: Some anthropologists look for cultural clues in isolated places. Others, like David Napier, find inspiration on the open road.

Last March, the Middlebury prof brought a ’69 Chrysler station wagon east from California in preparation for an auto art project that could put Burlington’s “Promulgator” to shame. At Napier’s urging, Middlebury v contracted California artist David Best to construct a mobile marker of the college’s commitment to community giving. In short, students in Napier’s “local activism” course are charged to gather significant junk from local nonprofits. Best will oversee the decoration this week in the garages behind the fieldhouse. “It could be wonderfully wild or hideous,” Napier says o f the finished product, which “becomes a symbolic map of the participants’ interests and concerns.” Students are doing most of the work, but are still short 20 cases of silicone . . . Talk about public works. Burlington City Arts will unveil an exhibit of prints on Friday night that were made using a 4-ton steamroller. Seven local artists were invited to roll their own at the September opening of the new Community Printmaking Studio in Memorial Auditorium — the city-sanctioned space is a perfect marriage of art and industry. Now, two months later, the large, spontaneous creations are for sale. You can get positive impres­ sions from Bonnie Christensen, Tony Sini, John Anderson, Don Hanson, Val Hird, Axel Stohlberg, Homer W ells and Peter Harris.

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FULL PRECIPITATION; Come rain or snow or sleet or hail — David Giancola is likely to be making another weather-related action movie.

The Rutland filmmaker recently wrapped Lightning: Fire From the Sky, a rain-soaked adventure starting Stacy Keach, John Schneider, Michele Greene and Jessie Eisenburg. Come February, he moves onto the white stuff — avalanches, actually, with a “family disaster movie” that calls for a snow-smothered resort. Giancola plans to approach Pico as a possible location. In the meantime, he’s leasing his studio to a group of independ­ ent filmmakers for the entire month of December. Generally speaking, American Gun, written and directed by Alan Jacobs, is about how firearms affect people’s lives. “It’s about where this gun goes — in some cases good, in some cases bad,” Giancola says of the film, which the Vermont Film Commission helped lure to the state. Although Giancola won’t name names, the pic is rumored to have some hefty talent attached. Charleton Heston, maybe? POLITICS AS UNUSUAL: Where is Fred Tuttle when we need him? If any election season needed a little comic relief, it was this one. The latest from the star of Man with a Plan is actually the work of Sean Ingoldsby, a Tunbridge native who has jumped squarely on the Tuttle bandwagon with a new compact disc, Fred Speaks. It’s a freewheeling conversation with Tuttle — and his wife Dottie, who pipes up occasion­ ally to scold him — on subjects ranging from girlie shows and sap beer to World War II. If you can get beyond the excessive barnyard effects, and milk-it factor, the interview has some anthropological merit. Ingoldsby even gets Tuttle to sing — well, speak — “White Christmas.” Can you say stocking stuffer? ® - .

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W hy outdoor advocates are arguing over Essex County's wild woods

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e’re miles back in the middle o f nowhere, but George Willy makes me promise not to tell where were going. Like many in the Northeast Kingdom, he has three, sometimes four jobs. He’s a beekeeper and operates a bed and breakfast. He guides hunters and fish­ ermen through the deep woods o f Essex County. Willy is also the manager o f East Burke’s water system, and for much o f the previous week, he was shoulder-deep in a ditch, harried by a pesky main leak. Today, Willy is wearing his guide hat as we’re bumping in a truck along a gravel road, next to a tumbling, tannic stream. We’re headed toward a clearcut he promis­ es will offer a choice view o f Northeast Kingdom highlands. A burly man who plows moose-like through the woods, Willy has guided people here before, but he doesn’t like to advertise the coordinates. The Essex County timberlands have been discovered. We’re cruising through property that until recently was part o f the Northeast’s vast industrial forest, supplying paper and timber companies in Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont and New York. But starting in the late 1980s, the century-old pattern o f land ownership underwent a seismic shake-up: Industrial owners began to sell to appease Wall Street investors, who saw they could make more money if the real-estate assets were sliced off and sold. Three years ago, one-third o f Essex County — almost 200 square miles — went on the block as the Connecticutbased Champion International Co. sought to liquidate much o f its Northeast hold­

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ings. State officials and private conserva­ tionists scrambled to protect the compa­ ny’s 133,000 acres in Vermont, an area that includes pristine watersheds, dense forests, several species o f endangered birds and the state’s largest deer wintering yard. Some 84,000 acres were eventually sold with conservation restrictions to Essex Timber Company LLC, a private invest­ ment group based in Massachusetts. The state acquired 22,000 acres for a new West Mountain Wildlife Management Area. Another 26,000 acres were sold to the fed­ eral government as part o f its Silvio O. Conte National Wildlife Refuge. Public access and the protection o f “traditional uses” — such as hunting and snowmobiling — were guaranteed in a series o f complex easements, the legal covenants that define how the land is to be protected and used. The easements on the 84,000-acre private parcel also include an unusual mandate requiring the owner, starting in 2040, to harvest at least half the forest’s net annual growth. Like others who live in this corner o f the north woods, Willy is both elated that the land is being conserved and apprehen­ sive about its future. Despite protections from development, the acreage is still being fought over. Environmentalists are pushing the state to establish roadless “ecological reserves” on its portion o f the former Champion land, while some who work the woods view any timber not slat­ ed for harvesting as a wasted resource. And these traditional eco-fights o f log­ ging versus wilderness are not the only conflicts over the land. The battle lines are being drawn over different and sometimes competing notions o f how public acreage should be used and enjoyed. Some hunters

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s the gate reveals, changes are com­ ing to the former Champion hold­ ings. The property is in fact a grand, evolving experiment in land management, from the unusual requirement that the Essex timberland be logged, to the hybrid ownership structure, to the effort to bal­ ance needs o f rival recreation users who

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are all vying for a piece o f paradise. The tensions have surfaced in a series o f meetings convened to help the state craft a public-access plan for the state and Essex Timber property. The two-year plan­ ning process will determine which areas are opened to new hiking trails, as well as where and how other uses — such as horseback riding and mountain biking — are allowed. Also to be determined is the quantity o f state land to be set aside for permanent protection from timber har­ vesting. (The federal government has a separate process to craft a management plan for its 26,000 acres.) The state is paying $244,000 to a con­ sulting firm, Maine-based Land & Water Associates, that is guiding the effort to draft a management plan by January 2002. The calendar is full o f meetings, lis­ tening sessions and focus groups designed to solicit opinions from hunters, trappers, hikers and others who wish to use the area. A 13-person “Citizens Advisory Council,” set up by the Legislature, is gathering public input. The final decisions on how the land will be managed, however, will be made by a steering committee composed o f rep­ resentatives o f the state, the Essex Timber


P LA N N IN G A H EA D Anyone wishing to wade into the debate over the Champion lands future faces a staggering array o f planning committees, nonprofit groups, special-interest organ­ izations and others seeking and offering input. Here’s a rundown o f the roster: • Champion Lands Steering Committee, responsible for developing the plan for how the land is used. The committee includes representatives o f organizations that own the property or have direct legal responsibility through conservation easements. Members are the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, the Vermont Agency o f Natural Resources, the Vermont Housing and Conservation Board and two private conservation organizations, the Vermont Land Trust and the Vermont chapter o f the Nature Conservancy. • Champion Land Transaction Citizen Advisory Council, created by the Legislature as a forum to hear and resolve land-management issues. The council is advisory only and is composed o f people with a stake in how the land is used, including representatives o f the logging industry, a pri­ vate timber business, hunters, snowmobilers, camp leaseholders, towns, the state, conservationists and the federal government.

N o longer. The state’s Sustainable Jobs Fund wants to build the region’s business base with a three-year, $180,000 “Nulhegan Economic Futures Project.” The project, which takes its name from the pristine Nulhegan River that runs through the area, is designed to “con­ struct a shared vision” among communi­ ties like Brunswick, East Burke, Bloom­ field and Island Pond that could funnel

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• Champion Lands Leaseholders and Traditional Interests Association, a newly formed organization representing camp leaseholders who want to extend their leases beyond the terms now allowed. • Essex Timber Co., a Massachusetts-based partnership that owns 84,000 acres o f the 130,000-acre parcel. • Forest Watch, a Montpelier-based nonprofit group that advocates for more wilderness and for logging limits on public land. • Green M ountain Club, a hiking organization that maintains and pro­ tects the Massachusetts-to-Canada footpath. G M C wants to develop a trail system through some o f the former Champion land. • Kingdom Trail Associates, an East Burke-based group that may become the “corridor manager” for a new network o f mountain-bike trails. • Land an d Water Associates, the Hallowed, Maine, private consultant hired to guide the land-planning effort. • Northern Forest Alliance, a Northeast regional organization representing several dozen groups that advocate protection o f the north woods in Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont and New York. • Businesses fo r Northern Forest, a spin-off o f the Northern Forest Alliance that is trying to foster eco-tourism and sustainable wood products businesses. • Northeast Kingdom Travel and Tourism Association, representing the regions innkeepers and others involved in the tourist trade. • Northern Forest Forum, a newspaper edited in St. Johnsbury that covers the region and advocates for “sustainable natural and human communities.” • Vermont Association o f Snow Travelers, a snowmobile organization that maintains hundreds o f miles o f trails in Essex County and on the former Champion land. • Vermont N atural Resources Council, a statewide environmental group pushing wider public involvement in the planning process. • Vermont Outdoor Guides Association, representing fishing and hunting guides who use the area. - J .D .

Co. and the private easement holders, the Vermont Land Trust and the Nature Conservancy. At the same time, state officials, non­ profits and community groups have also launched a half-dozen other efforts to gauge the economic potential for the region and to attract new business, using outdoor recreation and the regions untamed beauty as the draw. Island Pond, on the western border o f the former Champion land, and Bruns­ wick on its eastern side are positioning themselves as “gateway” communities in hopes o f snagging tourist dollars. Peggy Halpin, who chairs the Island Pond Chamber o f Commerce, pushed hard to get the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to locate the temporary headquarters for its wildlife refuge in the old train station in town. Winter weekends already bring as many as 2000 snowmobilers a day to Island Pond. M any drive hours to use the extensive network o f groomed trails that criss-cross the timberlands. Halpin, who operates a snowmobile dealership with her husband, believes the federal wildlife refuge, with its links to the huge expanse o f state and private land, can attract sum ­ mer visitors as well. “What it really does is broaden the tourist appeal for Island Pond throughout the year,” she says. “It also brings up a dif­ ferent type o f tourist. The refuge will offer fishing, hiking, birdwatching, canoeing.” Like urban centers vying to hold the

Olympic games, the tiny communities o f Island Pond and Brunswick, on the far east side o f Essex County, competed to host Fish and Wildlife’s regional offices. Brunswick won. While the federal agency has temporary offices in Island Pond, it is renovating a closed restaurant and hotel in Brunswick for its permanent local headquarters. Brendan Whittaker, chairman o f the selectboard for the Connecticut River town, says that in his 40 years in Brunswick he has never seen such entre­ preneurial optimism. He says he’s had inquiries from people looking to start outdoor guiding and bed-and-breakfast businesses. “I do think [the public land] is a potential shot in the arm,” Whittaker says. “I’m seeing increased bike traffic. The Connecticut River is full o f canoes. Changes are beginning.”

■ ■ ■ he territory up here doesn’t have the dramatic beauty o f the nearby White Mountains. And you don’t see the classic Vermont patchwork o f farms, forests and fields. The hills are rel­ atively low; the woods are buggy, boggy and heavily logged. But the quiet o f those woods, broken only by the wind in the trees, is sublime. For someone living in Boston or Montreal, the solitude may be priceless — or at least marketable. Essex County has always been the states forgotten corner, Whittaker says.

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profit groups [representing] conservation­ ists, trail organizations, economic devel­ opment groups,” Stevens says. “They’re all standing in a circle and somebody dropped a bag o f silver dollars in the middle and they’re all busting their skulls diving for it. That bag o f silver dollars is the Champion land, unfortunately.” While Stevens worries about wellintentioned legions descending on Essex County, the loudest voices raised in com­ plaint so far have come from the camp owners, who are angry that the land deals set time limits on their property privi­ leges. The camp owners now have a better lease deal than Champion provided. The state is offering lifetime leases, plus an extra 20 years, as opposed to the five-year stretches provided by Champion. Yet the lease holders are still upset. They see the eventual termination o f the leases as part o f a steady erosion o f their way o f life. Robert Bancroft shot his first rabbit in the Essex County woods back in 1959. He now lives in Westford, on the fringes o f Chittenden County sprawl, and says he savors the solitude and remoteness o f Vermont’s Northeast corner. If the Champion land are traversed by hiking or mountain-bike trails, Bancroft fears, hunters will invariably be crowded out by people who view killing wildlife as abhorrent. He said he saw the same thing happen in southern Vermont, where he

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I’M SEEING INCREASED DIKE TRAFFIC. THE CONNECTICUT RIVER IS FULL OF CANOES. CHANGES ARE BEGINNING.” - B R E N D A N W H IT T A K E R . B R U N S W IC K S E L E C T B O A R D tourists into the public lands. A separate group — the Northeast Kingdom Enterprise Collaborative — is seeking federal economic development grants for the region. Robert Burnham, an East Burke resi­ dent and retired university professor, is on the board o f Kingdom Trails Association, a nonprofit group hoping to develop a network o f mountain-bike trails on the former Champion property. Burnham, who is also involved in the effort to win the federal economic devel­ opment grants, says the region needs industry that will sustain its rural charac­ ter, and the trail network will bring visi­ tors eager for outdoor adventure. “I want to see that we maintain the environment and traditional uses. But I realize we have to have it work out eco­ nomically so it can be sustained over a long period o f time,” says Burnham. “Some o f that’s going to change things. There’s considerable fear among the local people that this is going to become Disneyland. N o one wants that. We won’t have water slides or reptile farms.” Indeed, not everyone is delighted at the prospect o f Essex County becoming Vermont’s latest tourist draw. Graydon Stevens, who was raised in Morgan in neighboring Orleans County, now runs Vermont Outdoor Guides Association, a referral service and advocacy organization for the state’s outdoor outfitters. He’s afraid that all the hype about Vermont’s north woods could ultimately ruin the very qualities that make the place unique. He believes too many people from out­ side the region are planning its fate. “I have this awful image in my head o f a circle o f people from various non­

and his family used to hunt. The hunting was ruined after the woods became popu­ lar with cross-country skiers, he says. “They would come down and try to interfere with the dogs, and tell us we were awful people to hunt the bunny rabbits,” Bancroft says. “These types o f things will happen when you bring in these nontraditional uses.” The camp owners have formed a new association to lobby for changes in the lease terms. Steve McLeod, a Bolton resi­ dent, former legislator and member o f the organization’s board, hopes the ease­ ments can be changed to permanently accommodate the camps. About 85 camps remain on the state land, 60 on the privately owned parcel land, and 70 on the federal property. “Deer season is as much a part o f Vermont as maple syrup,” M cLeod says. “The heart and soul o f deer season is deer camp. We don’t see any need to phase them out over the long term. Obviously, it’s not going to affect us in our lifetime. But it’s the [deer camp] cul­ ture that brings tears to a man’s eye. When you try to take that away from him, the question is: Why?”

■ ■ H he leaseholders o f former Cham pion land are no longer deal­ ing with one private, corporate owner. Now 26,000 acres — the federal portion that is part o f national wildlife refuge — is owned by all Americans, while the 22,000-acre wildlife state man­ agement area belongs to the people o f Vermont.

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Public ownership means everyone gets access and no one has exclusive rights to the land. “I think it’s important that tradi­ tional economic and recreational uses be considered in the context o f Essex County and the North­ east Kingdom in general,” says Patrick Berry, outreach coordina-

land — essentially grant the pub­ lic the same rights as Champion provided, while keeping the company’s restrictions in place, including a ban on ATVs. But the easements also went beyond the status quo. There aren’t any hiking or mountainbike trails now, yet the easements allow new, non-motorized uses — including horseback riding, mountain biking and hiking trails — so long as an approved

tor for the Vermont Natural Resources Council, a statewide environmental group. “But it’s important to remember that the state-owned wildlife management area belongs to everybody in the state. I would hope they’d have hearings down in Bennington or Brattleboro so people, could weigh in on how they’d like their own state lands managed.” The rules for the state and private parcels, including poten­ tial trail use, are laid out in the easements held by the Vermont Agency o f Natural Resources and conservation organizations. The easements — the legal docu­ ments that spell out uses o f the

“corridor manager” oversees the trail network. The Vermont Association of Snow Travelers, a statewide organization, already serves as the corridor manager for the snow­ mobile trails. The Green Mountain Club, the state’s oldest and largest trail group, wants to become the corridor manager for a proposed hiking trail network that could cross some o f the region’s peaks. Kingdom Trails Associates, the mountain-bike advocates based in East Burke, may also become the corridor manager for the cyclists. The Green Mountain Club will soon form a new, Northeast

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debris flow into a wide net at his feet. The stoneflies and mayflies squiggling in his net are indica­ tors o f pollution-free streams. Fiske and other biologists have spent weeks in Essex County this summer and fall, inventorying the fish in the Nulhegan River and tributaries, looking for rare plants and ani­ mals and documenting the natu­ ral communities that form the mosaic o f the landscape.

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tures like lynx and pine marten depend on old-growth forests that are not fragmented by roads, development or clearcuts, he says. “We have an abundance o f young, recently cut-over forests in Vermont,” Northup says. “O ur public lands should be managed to provide what Vermont now lacks — older, intact, relatively wild forests for biodiversity and backcountry recreation.” The huge, forested expanse o f Essex County could also support wolves that may someday be reintroduced to the regions, says Andrew Whittaker, editor o f the Northern Forest Forum, a publication that covers environmental issues in the northeast woodlands. Whittaker — son o f Brendan Whittaker, the selectboard chair in Brunswick — says roadless “reserves” should be established on the state land so the area can recover from the years o f log­ ging. “We should be looking for as high a degree o f protection as we can. That means closing some roads that are not essential to recreation, and maintaining large core areas suitable . . . for some o f the larger predators were trying to restore,” he says. The easements on the state land emphasize wildlife habitat and protection o f key natural areas. Logging and public recreation is permitted, but must be con­ sistent with the overall goal o f “ecosystem integrity.” Forest and Parks Commissioner Conrad Motyka says he’s waiting for the results o f this summers inventory work before recommending what areas should be set aside for maximum protection. “We need the data to define that,” he says. But Andrew Whittaker says the state needs to do more than set aside small areas

BATTLE LINES ARE BEING BRAWN OVER DIFFERENT AND SOMETIMES COMPETING NOTIONS OF HOW PUBLIC LAND SHOULD BE USED AND ENJOYED. that are separated by roads or land that will be logged. “The reserve approach... is how you restore and maintain diversity,” he says. Questions about what lands are set aside for wildlife and where people can go with new trails will be thrashed out in the year ahead. The states ability to enforce the rules — such as the ban on ATVs — will also be tested, says Wilhelm Merck o f Essex Timber Co., owner o f the 84,000-acre parcel. “A lot o f people are very concerned

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ting a Golden Retriever. Ron shooed him away, but I could tell he liked the minor legend that had grown around his sexual prowess and goodluck charm. And why shouldn’t he? For many people, the col­ lege years — the escapades, friendships, love affairs — turn out to be the high point o f life, the time they felt most free, alive and potent. Bruce Springsteen sings about the “glory days,” and my sentiment is, enjoy it while you can. I pulled the guys up to their living quarters, the “300” townhouses. Ron paid the fare, while in the back Mikey and Johnny Q continued to laugh and goof with each other. “You know what, boys?” I said, as I folded the money and placed it in my shirt pocket. “If the hat mojo gives you confi­ dence, stick with it. You can give a guy a jelly bean marked ‘Viagra,’ and if he truly believes it, sure enough, it’ll get him up and at it.” The guys quieted down, their attention momentarily piqued. “Just remember,” I added, donning my fatherly hat, “Use the powers wisely. Be respectful and genuine with every woman you’re . lucky enough to get with.” “Yeah, riiiight!” Mikey said, his sarcasm verging on disdain. Johnny Q, mean­ while, just rolled his eyes. The two o f them then got out, and I watched as they walked up to their townhouse. “Hey, man, I know what you mean.” I pivoted in my seat to face Ron. In the moment o f that discordant exchange with Mikey and Johnny Q, I had forgotten about him.

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magine the unique anticipa­ tion, and apprehension, Richard Erdman must have felt watching 300 tons o f Roman travertine slide off an Italian mountainside — just for him. The rectangular slab o f some­ what porous, veined stone was required to realize the Williston artists dream o f creating the largest sculpture ever from a sin­ gle piece o f marble. The first slice cracked, but the second try was successful, and the monolith was trucked off to Erdmans stu­

can only be called flow. Some dio in Carrara, where his assis­ pieces seem nearly capable of tants began to chip away at it. flight. The artist himself refers to O f course, that was only the beginning — and it was captured his work in terms o f “ribbons” and, indeed, his signature techon film. You might say the 28- nique is a sort o f graceful bend­ minute documentary captures ing, in the way fronds underwa­ Richard Erdman going to the ter might do. But o f course the m ountain... and bringing it marble is not bent; it is carved, back. Two years later, in 1985, and therein lies Erdmans skill. the aptly named “Passage” sur­ The only way in which vived a trans-Atlantic journey Erdm ans sculptures may be and was installed in the Donald anthropomorphized is to attrib­ M . Kendall Sculpture Gardens at ute to them a kind o f inner dia­ PepsiCo in Purchase, New York. logue; whether the work is one The cream-colored, 25-by-l6-by8-foot work — for which the continuous Escher-like shape or possessing two or more alate art-collecting soft-drink execu­ “ends.” This “communication” is tive, Kendall, paid $750,000 — more akin to electrical charge, or was still in one piece, but 250 even telepathy, than speech, and tons lighter and far more shapely. it contributes to what the artist Describing “Passage” is no easy calls “a balance o f excitement and task: Its swooping curves defy neat geometric categories and call beauty.” He also likes to talk about the “compassionate dia­ to mind words like “joyful,” logue between the artist and the “sensual” and “crescendo.” material.” Erdman has not made a figu­ Erdman notes that his work rative work since he was in class is directly and indirectly influ­ at the University o f Vermont in the early 1970s, where he studied enced by nature. “I try to show the viewer all that is beautiful in with local legend Paul Aschenthe natural world; to freeze that bach. Though he’s influenced by moment. I want it to last forev­ the voluptuous figures o f the British sculptor Henry Moore, er,” he says. “Most o f my clients are urban. I believe they respond Erdman asks, “Who wants to compete with Rodin or to the natural wonder o f the material and the work.” Michelangelo? Abstract art is Growing up in Dorset, where much more creative, with endless his parents ran an upscale inn, limits and challenges.” Erdman believes the influence o f All Erdmans sculptures are stone was “subtle and ingrained” abstract, and, with the exception of some straighter, rougher-edged by the mountains he skied on and the nearby quarries he ventures more than 20 years ago, played in. When he went to colmost are characterized by what

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year with Dr. Helmut Kohl, for­ mer chancellor o f Germany. Attending this ceremony, Erdman found himself rubbing shoulders with some inspiring world leaders, some o f whom in turn expressed awe with the sinu­ ous, fluid shape o f his sculpture.

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up over millions o f years; the beds became deeper and “cooked” and metamorphosed into what we now call marble. It’s a real subtle but important reason why great marble sculp­ tures are so ‘lively,’” he says. Since his post-college days, when he went to Carrara to study with master stonecutters, Erdman has split his time between that ancient, marbleminded town and Williston,

From one spot or the other, Erdman has diligently and pas­ sionately transformed some o f the Earths hardest materials into sculptures that look deceptively soft and light. Along the way, he has become a master himself. Though he’s a modest, friendly and down-to-earth guy, Erdman concedes that he’s proud of his achievements. His favorite response to his work? “Wow.” The enormous “Passage,” completed in 1985, was certainly a high point for Erdman, now 48. But that “ tour de force o f my career,” as he calls it, was by no means his only one. Just this summer his bronze sculpture, “Continuum ,” was installed in Saudi Arabia’s first skyscraper —

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One worldly guest paid him the universal compliment: “I like that and would have it in my house,” he-said, more or less, in broken English. The original marble “Statesman” surely pushes a technical envelope with its paper-thin edges o f upwardreaching Carrara marble. The “Global Corporate Leadership” sculpture, meanwhile, seems to spin in an endless figure eight. N ot all o f Erdmans commis­ sions are so symbolic, nor so public. He has work in museums and galleries, as well as in private and corporate collections, the world over — 27 countries at last count. Keeping up his resume — C o n tin u e d on p a g e 16

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“Erosion. It’s All Around Us.” Though she may not realize it, Fiona is talking about more than just a road. As the sisters’ story emerges, the reader learns that for the last four years — ever since they were struck by an unspoken tragedy — the girls and their mother have been wearing away under the oppressive weight o f physical and psychic neglect. The huge, once-grand mansion they call ? home is cold, empty and in terri­ ble disrepair. Mom, a sculptor, has abandoned her art and all but abandoned her daughters, who are basically left to rattle around the cavernous house and fend for themselves. Fiona combats her fate by doing everything in her power to hide the secret that sets her apart from her peers. She also aspires to be a ballerina, like her grand­ mother before her. And although the family can no longer afford to give her ballet lessons, she practices every day in hand-medown shoes at an improvised barre in the mansion’s abandoned ballroom. Wallace, who’s younger and more emotionally vulnerable, doesn’t have a specific goal in mind for herself. She’s simply desperate to become someone other than the person she is now. She builds a house for a nonex­ istent dog, spends hours dream­ ing up new names for herself and creates odd culinary concoctions, such as grape-and-cucumber-jelly sandwiches. For more than half the book, the family is seemingly frozen in time, unable to face, let alone overcome, their despair. Fiona longs to join her best friend, Nell, at a dance school run by the glamorous Miss Carmen Estrellada, a Cuban exile nursing her own tragic past. Wallace exhibits increasing signs o f

depression. Mom occasionally emerges from her quarters sip­ ping Earl Grey tea. Halloween comes. And bit by bit, as Fiona cautiously allows herself to remember the past, the reader slowly uncovers the details surrounding the traumatic inci­ dent in this family’s life. Finally, just as Fiona is on the verge o f securing the role she covets in Miss Estrellada’s Christmas recital, Wallace disap­ pears in a snow storm. The story suddenly lurches into high gear as Fiona sets aside her own ambi­ tions and plunges into the bliz­ zard to look for her sister. But the search for Wallace turns up more than just the missing child. It also allows Fiona to finally admit to herself — and the read­ er — the full truth o f what has happened: Her father has been murdered. Once the truth is out, every­ thing turns out fine. Better than fine, in fact, as Fiona and the rest o f her family break through the grips o f their grief and regain their rightful positions in the world. Blue Moons has a lot going for it. It’s hard not to love the fragile but determined Wallace, with her slightly skewed outlook. And Kip, the loyal boy next door who lives in a trailer with his father and dreams o f running a grand hotel, is the best best friend any­ one could ever wish to have. Stone’s eye for evocative images is unwavering. A silver-leafed poplar moving in the wind seems to have “thousands o f dimes pouring through its branches.” One o f Fiona’s mother’s aban­ doned statues lies dejectedly in the grass, raspberry vines growing over its shoulders and rust stains on its cheeks. The author’s ear for kid-speak is also wonderfully in key. C o n tin u e d on p a g e 21

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the story centers on a killing, the murderer is never called bad — only “crazy.” And he makes just one brief cameo appearance. With just a couple o f other very mild exceptions, Blue Moons doesn’t contain a single interper­ sonal conflict. Fiona never gets angry at her emotionally absent mother or her attention-grabbing sister. Friends never bicker. And beneath their mildly gruff exteri­ ors, police officers and school principals turn out to be as benign as stuffed bears. The only real villain in this story is sorrow itself. Throughout the book, the blue moon in the title refers to the mournful

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History A new Vermont-made board game makes the bored more game

B y N ancy S tearns B ercaw ane Austen said history turns out too many “good for noth­ ing” men. Leonard Cohen called it “a needle for putting men asleep.” James Joyce wrote that it was a nightmare from which he was trying to awaken.

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the past. Since 1996 Mary, Monica, Patricia, Line and Rebecca Cahilly — a.k.a. Mamopalire, Inc. — have made it their business to make fun of facts. Their first board game, “Bethump’d with Words,” touted “an intriguing, fun-filled journey into the story o f English,” and earned a place in the Chicago Tribunes Top Ten game list. The name o f the game is derived from a line in Shakespeare’s King John, “I was never so bethump’d with words since I first call’d my brother’s father dad.” Essentially, it means being overwhelmed, perplexed and bombarded — apropos for a game about the ori­ gin of words. (Is that entomolo­ gy, etiology or etymology?) The Cahilly family’s latest educational adventure, “Bethump’d with History,” plays

Rebecca Cahilly, the youngest daughter o f Glenn and Mary Cahilly and spokesperson for Mamopalire, blames our histori­ cal confusion on a number o f factors, including television, video games and the lackluster way history is depicted. “There seems to be less interest in voting and what the Constitution is all about...w hat it guarantees us,” Rebecca exclaims. “We tried to take it as an example o f a docu­ ment that works — for all its faults. People still stand by it. “But the questions also look beyond where we’ve come from to where we need to go,” she adds. “Aren’t we all trying to make a better world?” The Cahillys chalk up the Bethump’d with History concept to their ageless idealism, and they see a “mini mom-revolution”

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against “vidiot” games that have made their children lethargic and uncommunicative. Parents, they say, “are looking for activities that slow the pace down,” purports Rebecca, who has a degree in international business and worked for human rights as an intern with the United Nations. “Board games bring you back to the fam­ ily and conversations. According to Playthings M agazine, sales o f board games and puzzles are up by 40 percent, whereas electronic games have dropped.” The whole “Bethum pd” con­ cept was D ad’s big idea, Rebecca explains. It was born out o f a conversation he had with a bio­ chemistry colleague in western New York about whether English should become the legally man­ dated national language o f the United States. The idea sparked Glenn Cahillys interest, and he began scribbling intriguing words on pieces o f paper and stuffing them in his shirt pockets. He soon discovered that you can’t say English is a “national” language when in fact it has liberally bor­ rowed from other languages. When he started turning his word collection into literary questions, the daughters grew concerned about their newly retired father’s sanity. He had also just relocated to Vermont. And the rest is, well, history. Mary, in northern Virgnia, was instrumental in getting “Bethump’d with Words” oft the ground. She later engaged the gang’s 11 nieces and nephews to help with a junior version.

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Monica — a Vermont-based pharmaceutical consultant and former high school educator — worked on getting the games out to schools. Patricia, a New Jersey interior designer, created the Q trade-show booths and got her sisters to dress up in Renaissance costumes, like ones in the draw­ ings on the game board. Linda, a copy editor in Warren, proofed the game profusely. Their mother handles accounting “Bethump’d with History” is an offspring — or offshoot — of “Bethump’d with Words.” When the five daughters were brain­ storming which people should be depicted on the original game board — those who had con­ tributed to the growth o f the English language — they couldn’t find many women or minorities. “We got really fired up about it,” recalls Rebecca. “We thought, maybe we’ll throw in authors, or Gloria Steinem.” Only one woman made the board — Queen Elizabeth I, for pioneering the globalization of English — but the Cahillys hope she inspires conversation and reminds players just how far our culture has come. The estrogen shortage also left these sisters hungry for the untold stories and unheard voices in history. So after a year o f poring over reference books, as well as the information super-highway, for proof o f the past, the family produced their humane game, “Bethump’d with History.” In it are 800 questions about American ways and means. Basically, anywhere from two

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the week it hit the airwaves. Successful lawyer on the fast track finds out his wife slept with the mailman, so returns to his home­ town and purchases a bowling alley. Every now and then he leaves the pins behind long enough to defend a colorful character. “Northern Exposure” minus the moose. And the originality.

“Ed” The Peacock thought it had a winner with this ode to small-town kookiness, but, despite all the hype its PR department could muster, viewership began nosediving from

“ Cursed” This NBC sitcom stars the other guy from “Wings,” Steven Weber, and may wind up far funnier than the season opener suggested. Based on the first episode, though, the

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premise appears more entertaining in theory than execution. Weber finds himself on the business end of a good, old-fashioned curse when he breaks up with a gabby Greek gal and each week brings a new batch of black-magic headaches. No doubt the fact that James Burrows directs and Chris Elliot costars — and that the network has given the show a fool-proof Thursday-night slot — will prove blessings. “Yes, Dear” The Eye’s latest addition to its “King of Queens” and “Everyone Loves Raymond” Monday-night comedy empire is an agreeably goof-ball look at the lives of two young couples bringing up babies. Edgier and a tad loopier than the hits between which it’s sandwiched, the show is wall-to-wall with faces you know you’ve seen but can’t quite place. Funny enough to keep anyone who’s ever changed a diaper from changing the channel. “The Michael Richards Show” Kramer as a clueless detective.

That’s all you need to know about this one. He’s better-dressed here than he was on “Seinfeld,” and he buys his own groceries. Nonethe­ less, Richards is as oblivious and spastically endearing as ever. A shameless attempt to milk a beloved television presence for cheap and slightly surreal laughs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. “The Geena Davis Show” The actress makes the leap to the little screen with this so-so series chronicling the domestic misadven­ tures of a young woman engaged to a hunky widower — played by Peter Horton from “Twentysome­ thing” — with three kids. Genial, generic family-based mini-laughs. The writing could use more edge, but Geena couldn’t be keena. “Deadline” Doctors, cops and lawyers have all the prime-time fun. It’s about time somebody invited newspaper people to the party. From “Law and Order” creator Dick Wolf comes this agreeably amped-up and

romanticized take on the big-city daily milieu. Oliver Platt finally gets a crack at carrying a project and plays the paper’s star reporter. With talent like Platt, Bebe Neuwirth and Tom Conti on the masthead, it should come as news to no one this has hit written all over it. “ Bette” While not nearly as divine as its pre-season buzz suggested, this is a smarter-than-average family sitcom“Seinfeld” hybrid. Just as Jerry did, Midler plays a scaled-down version of her real-life self. The format allows her to divide her time be­ tween traditional around-the-house snafus and sassier showbiz-related imbroglios, the show’s strength. The series could use a little backup for its star in the way of distinctive sec­ ondary characters. If any performer can carry a comedy about a selfobsessed spotlight hog on her shoul­ ders, though, it’s Midler. Thirty minutes with her on TV turns out to be more fun than whole decades at the movies.

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quotes Homer. And I don’t mean Simpson. So imagine my surprise when I found myself clinically addicted. ' ,,, “Boston Public” David E. Kelley’s latest airs Mondays on Fox. You’ll have to miss “The King of Queens” every now and then to attend, but the show* is well worth that heavy price. Set in a public school, the ensemble series features unusually vibrant writing and a wacky, exceptionally

this is a show from which every producer and network executive should take a lesson. “Crib” And last but not least — unless you’re referring to its budget — my favorite new show of the season. “Crib” is the latest from Mtv’s demented but reliably visionary programming unit. The idea could­ n’t be simpler: Go to a rock or rap star’s home with a camera and hang around until he or she kicks you out. The result couldn’t be more endlessly entertaining, for no logical rea­ son I can think of, except how often do you get to see what Ozzie Osbourne has in the refrigera­ tor? Think that sounds a wee bit off? A smidge outre? That’s nothing, I assure you, compared with the full-bore weirdness of a number of fringier shows I came across in the course of viewing fall’s new offerings. Next month’s column will catalogue this nutty subset — the kookiest new things on televi­ sion. Tune in. ®

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(’70s-’90s DJ; prizes), Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 9 p.m. $3/$7. 18+

9 p.m. NC. MILLENNIUM POOL TOURNAMENT

GUY COLASACCO (singer-songwriter),

Jake’s, 6:30 p.m. NC.

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JENNI JOHNSON W/GLENDON ENGALLS & N o rris —

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ROB GUERRINA (jazz/blues), Leunig’s,

7:30 p.m. NC. re g u la r on the sh o w s in c e forever.

KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard),

135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC.

THURSDAY

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LINDA BASSICK, JOSH BROOKS (singer-

OPEN MIKE, Jake’s, 6:30 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & SHANE HARDIMAN

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songwriters), Red Square, 6 p.m., fol­ lowed by CHROME COWBOYS (vintage country), 9:30 p.m. NC. OPIUS (jazz/groove), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ARNIE GETS IT GOOD (a play by Stephen Goldberg), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $10, followed by CLUB METRO (DJs), 10:30 p.m. $2. HIP-HOP NIGHT (DJs), Rasputin’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. DECADES DANCE PARTY (’70s-’80s w/DJ Robbie J.), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. NC/$7. 18+ before 11 p.m. OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DJ DRAGON (hip-hop/house/pop), Fuel, 8:30 p.m. $5. AA GRANOLA FUNK EXPRESS, ROOTS FOUN­ DATION SOUND SYSTEM (funk-groove),

Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $8. 18+ KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE,

M U SIC A L MATRIARCH

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. STEVE & AJ (acoustic rock), Ground

Zero, 9 p.m. NC/$4. 18+ DERRICK SEMLER (acoustic blues), Good Times Cafe, 7:30 p.m. $2. LADIES NIGHT KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m.

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9 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Steer

& Stein, 9:30 p.m. NC. ZEN (spiritual dance party w/DJs

Karma, Moonflower, Sam I Am), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $4. SIRIU S (groove rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. LIVE NUDE WORDS (poetry slam), Club Metronome, 7 p.m., $3-6, followed by HIP-HOP ’TIL YOU DROP (DJ Rob Jones), 9 p.m. $3. OLD JAWBONE (reggae/groove), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT (DJ), J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES NIGHT (Top Hat DJ Rob Jones; Top 40), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. Women NC/$7; men $2/7. 18+ before 11 p.m. DJ DRILL-X (hip-hop/house/pop), Fuel, 8:30 p.m. $5. AA MINSTREL M ISSIO N (world folk), Pacific Rim, 9 p.m. NC. LEAVITT & DELBACK (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. WALTER “WOLFMAN” WASHINGTON,

$ 8/ 10 .

RED BEANS (funky blues), Higher

OPEN MIKE, Mad Mountain Tavern, 9

Ground, 9 p.m. $10/12. 18+ OPEN MIKE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

p.m. NC.

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SHADRACH (rock), Matterhorn, 9

p.m. $3-5. BLUES BUSTERS, Mountain

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11-FOOT-7 (alt-rock), Charlie O’s,

(acoustic), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ FROSTEE, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $4.

RUSSELL (sound collage), Signal To Noise, 9 p.m. Donations. RUN FOR COVER (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC.

9 p.m. NC. LADIES NIGHT W/DJ MIKE REYES

(house/Top 40), Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 9 p.m. Women NC/$7; men $2/7. 18+ AARON & JEFF (acoustic rock), Brownstone Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

HANK W ILLIAMS LONESOME CHEATIN’ HEARTS CLUB BAND, JIM & JENNY & THE PINETOPS (coun­

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FRIDAY

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PICTURE THIS (jazz), Upper Deck

Pub at the Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. BOOTLESS & UNHORSED (Irish), Rasputin’s, 5 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Dockside, 7:30 p.m. NC. CAVE IN, CANCER CONSPIRACY, THE HEMLOCK VERDICT

(rock/punk), 242 Main, 8 p.m. $ 6.

INTERNATIONAL GUITAR NIGHT W/BRIAN GORE, RALPH TOWNER, ANTONIO CALOGERO & MARCO PEREIRA (acoustic/classicai/jazz),

Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, 7:30 p.m. $20. LUI COLLINS & BOB FRANKE

(singer-songwriters), Burlington Qoffeehouse at Rhombus Gallery, 8 p.m. $8.

FILTHY RICH & THE POOR BOYS

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Records, CD) — On his latest and 17th album, Covenant, Greg Brown delivers a concise collec­ tion of troubling and comforting tunes, demonstrating once again why the Iowa singersongwriter is a Grammy nominee and favorite on NPR’s “Prairie Home Companion.” From “I guess nobody’s lonely anymore/’cept you and me, babe” to “Things may not get better but we can always stall,” the record moves through a short spectrum of emotions — the rudiments of love and relationships — but with an effec­ tive sounding of depths. Book-ended by the two strongest songs on the record, “’Cept you & Me Babe” and “Pretty One More Time,” Covenant pins down a mel­ low, weary, melancholy state of mind with a musical version of a hand on the shoulder, a knowing shake of the head and a slow sip of scotch. This collections mainly about the songs, with tasteful but not overly complicated musi­ cianship or accompaniment. Bo Ramsey, a long-time Brown collaborator, lays down some nice electric guitar and also serves as producer. Rounding out the mix are flashes of bass, key­ boards, pedal steel and drums, though Covenant is a pretty stripped-down affair overall. “Rexroth’s Daughter” has a really nice “Friend o f the Devil” (Grateful Dead) bounce to it, a continuing search for the elusive. “Lullaby” takes a sly approacb.;to late-night affection,-winking at the close with “you can

wake me anytime/oh babe I ain’t that sleepy.” There’s a good balance on these tracks between vulnerability and a sort of self-inflicted, tor­ tured longing, and stylistically most of the songs fall into the Greg Brown comfort zone, mixing folk, blues and country. Sometimes he rocks out, as in “Dream City,” and Brown even ventures once into a sort of rap on the amusing bonus track, “Marriage Chant.” This is kind of fun, but fairly superfluous material, especially given how perfect “Pretty One More Time” feels as a closing song. Throughout Covenant there is, of course, Brown’s rich baritone voice — as smoky and gruff as it is smooth and soothing. It’s a bit like Tom Waits without so much phlegm. This col­ lection of tunes doesn’t really challenge the lis­ tener, but it’s an easy and engaging listen, both comforting and mildly troubling, like a Saturday-afternoon whiskey buzz. Covenant offers high returns for minimal effort, and is highly recommended. Brown will be on hiatus for a year or so soon after his shows this Sunday and Monday for the After Dark Music Series at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. An accompanying free screening of Jeffrey Ruoff’s 1993 documentary, Hacklebarney Tunes: The Music o f Greg Brown, is a great introduction to this American living leg­ end — Sunday, 3 p.m. at Middlebury College’s Twilight Hall. —

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drama A RN IE G ETS IT G O O D ’: A philander­ ing ex-philosophy professor is the tragic hero in the latest from Burlington play­ wright Steve Goldberg. Club Metronome, Burlington, 8 p.m. $ 10. Info, 863-6648. ‘SW EET CH A RITY’: Spend a little time with Charity Hope Valentine, the dance hall-hostess-heroine of this musical comedy by Neil Simon, Cy Coleman and Dorothy Fields. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $13.50. Info, 656-2094. ‘A M ID SU M M ER N IG H T ’S DREAM ’: Chris Edwards directs student actors in a staging o f Shakespeare’s sparkling comedy about mismatched romances. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘G O SPEL AC C O R D IN G TO AL G R E EN ’: This gospel-mentary explores the music and life of the soul singer. Burling­ ton College, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9616. ‘T H E TAO O F STEVE’: Donal Logue plays an unattractive protagonist with a seduction technique that works on all women — except one. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6 . Info, 748-2600. ‘VISIO N S O F T H E FU TU R E’ D O U ­ BLE FEATURE: In Orson Welles’ The Magnificent Ambersons, a turn-of-the-century family’s secure life collapses under the currents of progress. In Tucker: The Man and His Dream, Jeff Bridges plays a selfpromoting visionary. Spaulding Audit­ orium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 6:45 & 8:40 p.m. $6 . Info, 603-646-2422.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art list­ ings. FIGU RE DRAWING: The human figure motivates aspiring and accomplished artists in a weekly drawing session on the second

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floor of the Firehouse Gallery, 135 Church St., Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-7165. LU N C H TIM E LECTU RE: An anthro­ pologist offers a glimpse into everyday life in late imperial China. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0750. SLID E LECTURE: Susanna Harwood Rubin discusses her “Proust Map,” one of the works featured in an alumni art exhibit. Christian A. Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

words ARCHER MAYOR: Vermont’s master of mystery fiction takes questions at a reading from his 1 1th Joe Gunther whodunit, The Marble Mask. Shelburne Town Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘REAP’ READING: Local author Eric Rickstad reads from his debut novel set in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom. Aiken Hall, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2700. BO O K D ISCU SSIO N : Readers compare notes on Antonio Skarmetas II Postino as

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(ING TRO U BLE?’: Scholar and Carrese probes the pros and aerican judicial activism. See “to bis issue. Geonomics Center for ^nal Studies, Middlebury College, • Free. Info, 443-3321. |SION SERIES: Paul Searls offers Sorial perspective on the Vermont i Society’s current exhibit, of Change: Vermont 1820-1850.

Whiting Library, Chester, 7-9 p.m. $5. Register, 828-2291. TEA CH ERS’ PLAYW RITING W O RK­ SH O P: Educators learn how a “playful” approach to writing can inspire their stu­ dents. Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Register, 652-4503. IN TRO SESSIO N : Consider educational opportunities in paralegal studies and mediation work, and hear about recent changes at Woodbury College, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-6039. BU SIN ESS ROUNDTABLE: Women business owners convene to explore mar­ keting in four separate but simultaneous sessions at Delehanty Hall, Trinity College, Burlington; Montpelier Police Station; Library-Academic Center, Lyndon State College, St. Johnsbury, UVM Extension Office, Brattleboro, 6-8 p.m. Free. Register, 877-770-8922. HEALTH LECTU RE: Learn how to get fit — fast — at a talk entitled “H alf Hour to Better Health.” Chiropractic Works, Burlington, 5:20 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5000.

ursday music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” W O O D ’S TEA COMPANY: The Vermont-based folk faves bring traditional acoustic music and easy rapport to the Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 728-1319.

dance LATINO D AN CE PARTY: Deejay Hector “El Salsero” Cobeo spins discs at a spicy shakedown for Latin lovers. Sh-Na-Na’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. $3. Info, 862-5082. TEA CH ERS’ CHO REO GRAPHY W O RKSHO P: The Liz Lerman Dance Exchange teaches educators techniques for transforming stories into dance. Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Register, 652-4503.

drama ‘SW EET CH A RITY’: See November 8 . ‘A M ID SU M M ER N IG H T ’S DREAM ’: See November 8 . ‘SO U T H PACIFIC’: Lyric Theater brings Bali-Hai to Burlington in this musical that touches on themes of love, war and racial prejudice. See “to do” list, this issue. Flynn Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $14-19. Info, 863-5966. ‘ORDINARY PEOPLE’: In the haunting coming-of-age play adapted from Judith Guests novel, a middle-class family con­ fronts crisis and tragedy. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $ 10. Info, 860-2707. ‘KIN G LEAR’: One of the bard’s finest focuses on the infighting, betrayal and loy­ alty among three daughters toward their aging father. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1250. ‘CABARET SHAKESPEARE’: James Hogue presents “bawdy, boisterous flashes of the Bard” in a one-man show at the Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366.

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‘ST EE L M AGNOLIAS’: The strong women in this Southern-set sob story definitely “steel” the show. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $ 10. Info, 352-4204. ‘A STREETCA R NAM ED D ESIRE’: The sordid story o f lust, longing and the broken dreams o f a southern belle earned Tennessee Williams his second Pulitzer. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 291-9009. ‘O N E FLEA SPARE’: The Obie award­ winning comic drama explores how two very different women survive a common quarantine in plague-riddled London. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 8 p.m. $ 8. Info, 603-646-2422.

film ‘T H E TAO O F STEV E’: See November 8 . ‘RIKYU’: Set in the 16th century, this film centers on the man who refined the art o f the Japanese tea ceremony to aes­ thetic and spiritual heights. Inter­ national Lounge, Living and Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1117. ‘DEAD MAN W ALKING’: Susan Sarandon won an Oscar for this por­ trayal o f a nun counseling a murderer on death row. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535. ‘BU T I’M A CH EERLEAD ER’: A young woman shakes up a military-style “gay-rehab” clinic when she falls for her rebellious roommate. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 7 p.m. $ 6 . Info, 603-646-2422.

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words ‘LIVE N U D E W O R D S’: Organizers assure this literary event will be “in the spirit o f the poetry slam minus the rules, the points and the competition.” Club Metronome, Burlington, 7 p.m. $3-6. Info, 862-9198. UVM A U TH O RS SERIES: Public radio commentator and UVM profTim Brookes shares highlights from his hitchhiking odyssey A H ell o f a Place to Lose a Cow. UVM Montpelier Regional Center, City Center, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 800-870-0388. POETRY W O RKSH O P: Local poet David Weinstock shares writing tips

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sport H IKER M EETIN G: The Burlington section of the Green Mountain Club gathers to share trekking slides and sto­ ries. Burlington Wastewater Treatment Building, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6773. BIKE RIDE: Helmets are de rigueur for cycle enthusiasts on a terrain-tackling ride into the sunset. Headlights avail­ able. Meet at Alpine Shop, Middlebury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7547.

etc M O UN TAIN EERIN G TALK: The youngest member o f a 1953 expedition to Mount Everest recalls the high points from his climbing career in a talk titled “Kangchenjunga Revisited.” See “to do” list, this issue. Billings Theater, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 800-282-3963. SO U T H ERN CO N N EC TO R M EET­ ING: The engineer of the stalled high­ way project shares details from updated design alternatives. Public Works Building, Pine St. and Lakeside Ave., Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9094. CHA M BER MIXER: Meet and mix with other local business types at a schmooze fest sponsored by the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce. Chittenden Bank, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 863-3489 ext. 221. M EM ORY BO O K PROGRAM: A local artist instructs individuals interest­ ed in compiling photographs and other mementos into book form. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Register, 879-7576. TO ASTM A STERS M EETIN G: Wannabe public speakers develop com­ munication and leadership skills at the Best Western Conference Center, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0135.

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BEN EFIT AU CTIO N : Bids on pot­ tery, skis, and helicopter rides help shel­ ter furry friends at the Humane Society of Chittenden County. See “to do” list, this issue. Inn at Essex, 6 p.m. $35. Info, 860-5865. FINANCIAL AID PRESENTA­ TIO N S: The Vermont Student Assistance Corporation gives parents and college-bound students the lowdown on higher education. Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg & Mount Abraham Union High School, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177. ’ORGANIZING T H E HO M E O FFICE’: Devise a plan to overcome obstacles to organization with help from experts on the subject. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. M EDICAL HISTORY SERIES: John McPartland comments on the medical uses of cannabis from antiquity to the Great Depression. Given Building, UVM Medical School, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 864-6357. ENVIRONM ENTAL LU N CH SERIES: A geology prof discusses what an analysis of sediment patterns at tthe bottom o f Lake Champlain reveals about water quality. GifFord-Annex Lounge, Middlebury College, 12:201:20 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5710. EM O TIO N S ANONYM OUS: Women suffering from depression, anxi­ ety or other problems get support through a 12-step program. 86 Lake Street, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 644-1970. SEXUAL ASSAULT SURVIVORS GROUP: Victims of violence support and educate their peers. Puffer United Methodist Church, Morrisville, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5256.

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film ‘T H E ORIGIN A L K IN G S O F C O M ­ EDY’: Spike Lee’s latest captures the “raw, bust-a-gut humor” of four major black comedians in their farewell perfor­ mance. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $ 6 . Info, 748-2600. T E N C O M M A N D M EN T S MOVIE SERIES: A 10-part series made for Polish television illustrates each o f the commandments. In part seven, a young mom runs away from her parents. _ Room LL7, Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422.

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words ARCH ER MAYOR: See November 8 . Book King, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Info, 773-9232. ED GRANAI: The former state senator and businessman presents his recent book, Letters from Somewhere..., chroni­ cling his father’s WWII missives. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231. ELLEN BRYANT VOIGT: Vermont’s poet laureate reads from her five pub­ lished works. Blinking Light Gallery, Main St., Plainfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 454-0141.

kids ‘SC IE N C E M A GIC’ W O RKSH O P: Kids cook up chemistry experiments that would make Harry Potter proud. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 9:30-11 a.m. for children aged 5 to 7 ; 1-2:30 p.m. for children aged 8 to 10. $9. Register, 649-2200.

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variations. Concert Hall, Middlebury Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 443-6433. TW IoTED PEARS: The former mem­ bers of the popular Vermont rock band Second Wind regroup with a repertoire embracing bluegrass and folk. Chandler Music Hall Gallery, Randolph, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 728-9133. CO FFEE H O U SE CONCERT: Guitar bluesman Chris Kleeman uses his sting­ ing slide guitar to keep the coffee hot. Unitarian Universalist Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 483-9395.

etc BU SIN ESS CO N FEREN CE: Women business owners get charged up about ebusiness at “Internet Intrigue: Powerful Strategies from the Pros.” Cortina Inn, Killington, 4-9 p.m. $150. Register, 879-0334. RELIGIO US LECTU RE: Scholar Charles Wood speaks about New Age interest in the rather obscure biblical figure Joseph o f Arimathea. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535. CRAFT BAZAAR: Browse for holiday gifts among crafters selling handmade quilts, woodworks and jewelry at National Life o f Vermont Cafeteria, Montpelier, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-3950. BU R LIN G TO N CU RREN CY PO TLU CK: Feast with friends while you learn more about the buying power of “Burlington Bread.” McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info,-434-8103. G L B T Q SU PPO RT GRO UP: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and questioning youth make new friends and get support. Outright Vermont, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 800-452-2428: BATTERED W O M EN ’S SU PPO RT GROUP: Battered Womens Services and Shelter facilitates a group in Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-0855.

dance SQUARE DANCE: Nick Martellacci calls for the Green Mountain Steppers at Christ the King School, Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $10 per couple. Info, 879-1974. CO N T R A DANCE: Paul Rosenberg calls while the Zillionaires set the pace for beginning-to-expert contra dancers. Edmunds Middle School Cafeteria, Burlington, 8 p.m. $6-8. Info, 865-9363. ‘CELEBRATION OF A RT’: City Center Ballet dancers perform moving tableaux inspired by the art o f Colleen Randall. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $15.50. Info, 603-448-0400. T R IN IT Y IRISH DANCE: The trend­ setters of Irish dance dazzle with passion and precision. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12. Info, 518523-2512. SACRED CIRCLE DANCE: Celebrate Earth-based spirituality through tradi­ tional folk dances. Yoga Vermont Studio, Chace Mill, Burlington, 7:309:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 425-6061.

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film ‘T H E ORIGINAL KIN GS OF CO M ED Y’: See November 10. ‘N O T O N E LESS’: The Chinese direc­ tor of Raise the Red Lantern is behind this cinematic story of a 13-year-old girl drafted to teach school in a remote mountain village. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. ‘M O UN TAIN FILM ’ TO UR: Festival director Rick Silverman introduces a series of short films sampling the best in mountain, adventure and environmen­ tal movies. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603646-2422. ‘T IM E REGAINED’: This film adapta­ tion of a Proust classic is a sensuous meditation on memory, time and being. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. BEN EFIT ART SALE: Bring non-per­ ishable food items to exchange for greet­ ing cards. A portion of the proceeds benefits the Breast Care Center. Katharine Montstream Gallery, Union Station, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8752. ALUM NI SYM POSIUM : An art deal­ er, art historian, architect and banker paint a verbal picture of the career scene for students. 304 Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. ART AND ARTISANS MARKET: Take in a bounty of fine arts and crafts by local artisans. Jericho Community Center, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3874. GRAND O PEN IN G: Studio Place Arts unveils its newly renovated downtown digs with gallery tours and a ribbon-cutting ceremony. Barre, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7069. PHOTOGRAPHY SLID E SHOW: Waterbury nature photographer Mitch

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words ‘IF W ISHES W ERE H O R SES’: Natalie Kinsey-Warnock reads from her latest young adult novel chronicling sis­ ters on a 1930s Vermont farm. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 229-0774. A U TH O R READINGS: Norwich University author Verbena Pastor reads from her historical novel Lumen and Calais author Rita Murphy previews her forthcoming novel, Night Flying. Mist Grill, Waterbury, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 244-2233.

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sport SKI AN D SKATE SALE; A selection o f second-hand stuff from the slopes and the rink allows you to gear up for the winter on the cheap. Waitsfield Elementary School, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 496-2473. SILVER LAKE HIKE: Take an easy hike around the lake with the Burling­ ton section of the Green Mountain Club. Meet at UVM Visitor’s Lot, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. Free. Register, 878-6618. CLIM BIN G C O M PE TIT IO N : Billed as a great spectator sport, the American Bouldering Series involves short climbs without ropes. Petra Cliffs, 105 Briggs St., Burlington, 3-8 p.m. $20 to com­ pete. Info, 657-3872.

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• Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” HUBCATS: Hear bluegrass and oldtime music from Colchester’s fullthroated felines. Borders, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. GREG BROWN: The Grammy nomi­ nee and regular “Prairie Home Companion” guest plays the blues with hints of jazz, gospel and humor. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $16-18. Info, 388-0216. CRIS WILLIAMSON: Catch the leg­ endary matriarch of “womens music” on her first solo tour in more than a decade. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 728-4617. ‘CHAMBERWORKS’ CONCERT: Percussionist Nathan Davis and celloimproviser Ha-Yang Kim play new music in Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

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‘ARNIE GETS IT GOOD’: See November 8. ‘SOUTH PACIFIC’: See November 9, 1 p.m. ‘A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE’: See November 9, 5 p.m. $15-24. ‘THE KING AND I’: See November 10, 2 p.m.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. BENEFIT ART SALE: See November 11. ART AND ARTISANS MARKET: See November 11, noon - 4 p.m.

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JAN ALBERS: The author of Hands on the Land: A History o f the Vermont Landscape discusses the shaping of the

state. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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SKI AND SKATE SALE: See November 11,10 a.m. - 3 p.m. BURNT ROCK MOUNTAIN HIKE: Get great views from a rocky, Long Trail summit with the Burlington section of the Green Mountain Club. Meet at Richmond Park & Ride, 9 a.m. Free. Register, 893-1340.

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STORY TIME: See November 8. SCIENCE HOUR: Pint-sized preschoolers and their parents enjoy science stories, live animals and activi­ ties. Lake Champlain Science Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. $3. Info, 864-1848. ‘NEW TO NATURE’: Preschoolers and their adult caregivers explore a New England variety of flora and fauna. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 9:30-11 a.m. & 1-2:30 p.m. $18. Register, 649-2200.

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• Also, see listings in “Sound. Advice.” GREG BROWN: See November 12.

“T h is N e a r ly W a s M in e ,” a n d the h au n tin g “ B a li H a ’i.” For tickets, call the UVM Campus Ticket Store (656-3085) * * X or the Flynn Regional Box Office (86FLYNN). Tickets are $14 & $19. Seniors & students $5 discount theatre company for Thura. eve, Sat. or Sun. matinee performances.

‘THE ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY’: See November 10. ‘HACKLEBARNEY TUNES’: Director Jeffrey Ruoff screens and dis­ cusses his film about Iowa folk musi­ cian Greg Brown to coincide with his “After Dark” appearances. Twilight Hall, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3244. .» ‘THE PRINCESS BRIDE’: This frac­ tured filmic fairy tale features a prin­ cess, a pirate, %giant and true love. Burlington College, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. CHINESE FILM SERIES: Short films enhance the viewers understanding of the current exhibit, “Heritage of the Brush.” Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 2 p.m. $3. Info, 656-0750. ‘THE HOLLOW MAN’: Kevin Bacon plays a scientist testing an invisi­ bility formula in this film from Paul Verhoeven. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 9:15 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

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REAL ESTATE PRE-LICENSING: Five Saturdays, November 11, 18, 25, December 2 and 9, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Vermont Association of Realtors, 148 State St., Montpelier. $350. Info, 2290513 or casvt@vtrealtor.com. Get pre­

FENG SHUI WORKSHOP: Two Thursdays, November 2 and 9, 6:308:30 p.m. Collaborative Healthworks, 28 East St., Montpelier. $75. Register, 496-2306. C arol Wheelock teaches basic feng shui principles o f energy an d color as

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AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adults, Monday through Friday, 5:456:45 p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m. Thursdays, noon - 1 p.m. Saturdays, 9-11:45 a.m. Children, Tuesdays & Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 17 E. Allen St., Winooski. $55/month, $120/three months, intro specials. Info, 654-6999 or www.aikidovt.org. Study

COOKING DEMONSTRATIONS: Saturday and Sunday, November 11 and 12, 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. NECI Commons, 25 Church St., Burlington. Free. Register, 863-5150 ext. 38. Learn to make creme bruise on Saturday, easy

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PIE CRUSTS: Saturday, November 11, 9 a.m. Bristol. $8. Register, 453-5885.

skills.

AIKIDO OF VERMONT: Ongoing classes Monday through Friday, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m. Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m. Sunday, 10-11:30 a.m. Above Onion River Co-op, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785. Practice the art o f A ikido in a safe an d supportive environment.

art MATTING AND FRAMING: Saturday, November 11,11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Artists’ Mediums, Taft Farm Village Center Plaza, Williston. Info, 879-1236. Learn m at cutting an d pre­

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craft PAINTING CERAMICS: Ongoing classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Learn the fundam entals o f pain tin g ceramics.

CLAY CLASSES: Ongoing classes. Frog Hollow State Craft Center, Burlington, Middlebury and Man­ chester. Info, 860-7474, 388-3177 or www.froghollow.org. Work with clay in various classes offered throughout the year.

POTTERY: Beginner and intermediate classes for adults and children. Membership available for experienced potters. River Street Potters, 141 River St., Montpelier. Info, 224-7000.

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PASTELS: Six Mondays, November 13 through December 18, 1-3 p.m. Bristol. $64. Register, 453-5885 .Ja n

ry an d Asian bodywork to enhance health or promote recovery.

ACRYLICS ORWATERCOLOR: Six Mondays, November 13 through December 18, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Bristol. $64. Register, 453-5885. Explore color,

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ACUPRESSURE/SHIATSU LEVEL I: Starting January 2001. Ten Fridays, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. or Mondays, 4-9 p.m. Vermont School of Oriental Body Therapy, Essex Junction. $350. Info, 651-7765. Learn Chinese medicine theo­

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BLACKSMITHING: Ongoing. Watergate Forge, S. Walden. $225/three sessions. Info, 563-2037.

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MONOTYPE AND KITE WORK­ SHOP: Saturday, November 18, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. and Sunday, November 19, 9:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Church St., Burlington. $120. Register, 865-7166. Experim ent with papers, tex­

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herbs ‘DELICIOUS CORDIALS & ELIXIRS’: Monday, November 12, 1-3 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $30. Register, 865HERB. Turn herbs an d fru it into drinks that taste good an d promote vitality an d health.

juggling JUGGLING CLUB: Ongoing Mondays, 5-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. Ongoing Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Racquetball Courts, Patrick Gym, University of Vermont, Burlington. Donations. Info, 6585512. Beginner-to-expert jugglers an d unicyclists convene.

kids STORYTELLING: Three Fridays starting December 1 (ages 10-12), 4-6 p.m. New England Performance Art Center, Williston. $75. Info, 872-9521. K ids learn tricks o f the storytelling trade.

OPEN STUDIO: Saturday, November 18, 1-4 p.m., ages 5-6, Saturday, December 16, 1-4 p.m., ages 10-13. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Church St., Burlington. $15. Register, 865-7166. K ids create whatever they’ve INSTALLATION ART: Saturday, December 2, 9 a.m. - noon. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Church St., Burlington. $10. Register, 865-7166.

tures an d inks to construct beautifulfly ­ ing kites.

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‘GRACE WORKSHOP’: Saturday, November 18, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Church St., Burlington. $15. Register, 865-7166. M ichael Gray leads this no­

or “M ilonga, the Dance. ” SWING: Classes start Sunday, November 12. Burlington. $40/person for a six-week session. Info, 862-9033 or www.hollywoodstyleswing.com.

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‘MARK MAKING’: Saturday, December 9. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Church St., Burlington. $30. Register, 865-7166. D iane G abriel

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‘WAVES, JOURNEY INTO TRANCE’: Friday through Sunday, November 17 through 19. Burlington. Register, 864-6263. Jonathan Horan

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WATERCOLOR WORKSHOP WITH YOGA: Beginner and interme­ diate. Ongoing Fridays, 9:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Artspace Studio, Burlington. $20/class. Info, 862-2898. An hour oj yoga is follow ed by explorations in stilllife, figurative an d landscape painting.

bartending PROFESSIONAL BARTENDING TRAINING: Day, evening and week­ end courses. Various locations. Info, 888-854-4448 or bartendingschool.com.

Gabrielle Roth’s “5Rhythms. ”

JAZZ TAP CLASSES: Saturday, November 18, Beginner/Intermediate 2:30-4 p.m., Intermediate/Advanced 4:30-6 p.m. Spotlight on Dance, Colchester. $20/class, $38/two. Register, 863-1049 or pam@windjammergroup.com. Pam R a ff teaches tech­ nique an d choreography to adults an d teens.

YMCA DANCE: Ongoing classes for

relaxation an d focus.

MINDFULNESS MEDITATION’: Ongoing Sundays, 5-6 p.m. 35 King St., Burlington. Free. Info, 864-7715. G ain greater awareness breath by breath.

music COMPOSITION: Sunday, December 3, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College ofVermont, Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Learn to form a concept, choose a style an d improve your skills.

photography PHOTOGRAPHY: Ongoing class. Jon’s Darkroom, Essex Junction. Info, 879-4485. Beginning photographers, or those who need a refresher course, take classes in shooting or black an d white pro­ cessing.

reiki REIKI CLINIC: Thursday, November 9, 6:30-9 p.m. Pathways to Wellbeing, Burlington. Free. Register, 657-2567 or 860-4949. Boost your im m une system an d prom ote healing with this relaxation technique that relieves stress an d pain.

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AND CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes for men, women and children, Monday through Saturday. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Escape fe a r

Eight- to 10-year-olds create on-site installation works with plaster o f Paris.

language FRENCH AND ESL: Private instruc­ tion. Burlington area. Info, 654-3545. Learn French or English as a second lan­

Immerse yourself in Italian to get ready ■ country’s music, art an d cuisine.

ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners and intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloan Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading an d w riting skills in English as a second

video MOVIE-MAKING WORKSHOP: Saturday and Sunday, November 11 and 12, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Bristol. $40. Register, 453-5885. Parents an d teachers explore their visions, putting together home movie footage or fin d in g new ways to use m edia in the classroom.

women SELF-DEFENSE CLASS: Two Sundays, November 12 and 19, 1-4 p.m. Movement Center, Essex Jet. $35. Info, 872-9521. Women learn to protect themselves.

writing PLAY WRITING: Eight Wednesdays starting November 1,6-9 p.m. New England Performance Art Center, Williston. $195. Info, 872-9521. Get an introduction to the art oj w riting plays.

to trad ition al meter an d rhyme by read­ ing the great poets an d w riting your own verse.

spirit ‘REBIRTHING WORKSHOP’: Two Mondays, November 13 and December 11, 6-8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $40. Info, 660-8060.

‘WRITE TO HEAL’: Four Thursdays. November 30, December 7, 14 and 21, 7-9 p.m. $100. Essex Jet. Register, 8786378. Jo in this w riting group to discover the therapy in writing.

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LATIN AMERICAN POETRY: Two Fridays, December 1 and 8, 6-9 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422.

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SPINNING: Ongoing daily classes. Chain Reaction, One Lawson Lane, Burlington. First ride free. Info, 6573228. Pedal your way to fitness in a diverse, non-competitive environment.

substance abuse SUBSTANCE ABUSE TREAT­ MENT: Weekend program. Possibilities Counseling Center, Essex Jet. Info, 878-6378. Working professionals get non-

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yoga BECOMING PEACE YOGA’: Ongoing classes. Essex Jet. Info, 8785299. Release chronic tension, gain selfawareness an d honor your inner wisdom through Kripalu-style yoga study.

BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing daytime & evening classes for all levels. Info, 482-3191 or hillyoga@sover.net.

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support groups ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem ? Take the first step — o f 12 — an d jo in a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. D o you have a frien d or rela­

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UNION STREET STUDIO: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. Info, 8603991. Five certified instructors offer class­ es in a variety o f yoga style tor strength an d tranquility.

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AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL MEETING: Get informed and orga­ nized to fight human rights abuses. Unitarian Universalist Society, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1358. ‘HYPNOSIS TO QUIT SMOK­ ING’: Use your subconscious mind to

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‘CABARET SHAKESPEARE’: See November 9, Milton Public Library, Info, 893-4644. ‘TOP GIRLS’ DISCUSSION: Director Cheryl Faraone discusses the ins and outs of the upcoming play’s production. Seeler Studio Theatre, Middlebury Center for the Arts, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. ‘SO STICK TO THE FARM’: Two historians use actual letters to delve into and dramatize the Shipman fami­ ly’s momentous move from Vermont to Montana in 1881. Cambridge Elementary School Auditorium,

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THE ORIGINAL KINGS OF COM­ EDY’: See November 10. ‘VISIONS OF THE FUTURE’ DOU­ BLE FEATURE: M y Twentieth Century is a feminist frolic through the political and technological upheavals on the last 100 years. In Em pire o f the Air, docu­ mentary-maker Ken Burns details radio’s invention and its pioneers. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 8:35 p.m. $6. Info, 603646-2422.

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words ‘WHY IS CANCER KILLING OUR PETS?’: Author Deborah Straw shares lessons from her new book about the treatment and prevention of cancers in domestic animals. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. GEOF HEWITT: The Calais resident makes real Only What’s Im agined, at a reading of his new book of self-pub­ lished poetry. Chuck Meese makes it musical. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BURLINGTON WRITERS GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to this writerly gathering at the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9647.

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INTRO SESSION: See November 8. LOCAL HISTORY LECTURE: Champlain Colleges archives coordina­ tor looks back at the history and archi­ tecture of the academic institution and its neighborhood. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2700. LAKE CHAMPLAIN SAILING PRE­ SENTATION: An educator costumed as an 1880s sailor makes waves while talking about the lake’s storied past. Champlain Senior Center, 241 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. ‘VERMONTERS OF MANY CUL­ TURES’: Gregory Sharrow makes the connection between Abenaki, French Canadian, Laotian and Yankee cultures in Vermont. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

VOLUNTEER RECOGNITION NIGHT: The Chittenden South Partnership for Youth hands out pats on the back to community volunteers. Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3885. BIRDFEEDING WORKSHOP: A conservation biologist shows you how to give winter birrrrrds a boost. Blue Seal Feeds, Taft Corners, Williston, 7-8 p.m. Free. Register, 434-3068. OVERSEAS WIVES TALK: Foreign brides from Europe share memories of war and peace — and English-style tea — to commemorate Veterans Day. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. SLIDE LECTURE: Photographer Bill Burke exposes his photos and artist books in a talk titled “Indochina After the Americans.” 304 Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. ‘HEALING MYTHS AND MAGIC’: Chiropractor Matthew Ruthford settles spinal questions. Ellsworth Room LLC, Johnson State College, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1250. OFFICE ERGONOMICS TRAIN­ ING: Modern office managers learn how to avoid the hazards of repetitivemotion injuries. Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, Waterbury, 1-4 p.m. Free. Register, 800-464-7232. CLIMBING EXPEDITIONS SLIDE SHOW: Mike Libecki returns from uncharted territory in Baffin Island and China with slides of his extreme wall­ climbing adventures. 220 Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 388-1749. FATHERS AND CHILDREN GROUP: Dads and their kids enjoy dinner and shared activities. Family Room, Wheeler Community School, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420. BASIC MEDITATION: Cherokee and Tibetan Buddhist practices help renew the body and spirit. Ratna Shri Tibetan Meditation Center, 12 Hillside Ave., Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5435.

15 W ednesday music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE: The Cambridge Coffeehouse encourages expressive amateurs at the Windridge Bakery, Jeffersonville, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 644-5721. COPLAND CENTENNARY CON­ CERT: The celebrated Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center “springs” an all-Copland program on fans of the quintessential American composer. See “to do” list, this issue. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $22. Info, 603-646-2422. VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: Pianist Richard Grayson improvises works suggested by the audience in Renaissance, Baroque and Classical styles. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

drama ‘SWEET CHARITY’: See November 8. ‘ARNIE GETS IT GOOD’: See November 8. ‘A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE’: See November 9, $15-24. ‘ONE FLEA SPARE’: See November 9. ‘CREATOR OF BASKETBALL’: Actor Robert Cheney portrays James Naismith as he invented the popular American game at Springfield College. Montpelier Senior Citizen’s Activity Center, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2518. SATOGAKURA PLAY: This Japanese music, dance and mime performance combines elements of several classical drama styles. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1250. ‘SEX CHARACTERS IN SEARCH OF AN AUTHOR’: This paradoxical play defies all convention as a handful of actors are interrupted by characters from an unfinished drama. Hartman Theatre, Plattsburgh State University, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 518-564-2180.

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‘THE ORIGINAL KINGS OF COM­ EDY’: See November 10.

‘ROMERO’: Raul Julia plays the arch­ bishop of El Salvador assassinated for standing up for the poor. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535. ‘ALL MY LOVED ONES’: Matej Minac directs this film about English stockbroker Nicholas Winton who saved hundreds of Czech Jewish chil­ dren from the Nazis. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603646-2422.

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BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers explore the myths of the West in Rudolfo Anayas Bless M e, Ultim a. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Entering the Circle get a feel for Arctic adventure and the tension between native and urban cultures. Champlain Senior Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. SHERRY OLSON: The local poet pre­ sents her new collection of Vermontbased verse, Breakfast a t the Wayside. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231. POETRY READING: Members of Anna Blackmer’s poetry group read from their work. Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-9603.

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‘TINY TOTS’ STORY TIME: See November 8. STORY TIME: See November 8. PARENT-CHILD BOOK GROUP: Eleven- to 13-year-olds and their parental units talk over Five Children an d It, by E. Nesbit. Deerleap Books, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5684.

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o p e n in g s EXPRESSIVE VISION, abstract watercolors by Donna Stafford, oils on paper by Dagmar Nickerson, mixed media by Nicole Auletta. Mist Grill Gallery, Waterbury, 244-2233. Reception November 9, 4-6 p.m. STEAMROLLER PRINT SHOW, featuring large-scale prints by John Anderson, Bonnie Christensen, Don Hanson, Val Hird, Axel Stohlberg, Tony Sini, Homer Wells and Peter Harris. Studio 250, Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 865-7524. Reception November 10, 6-8 p.m. NOUMEA HARBOR TO ZAMBOANGA, drawings and paintings of the Solomon Islands and Phillipines dur­ ing World War II by Harold N. Carlson, compiled by his daughter, Jean Carlson Masseau. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Reception November 10, 4-6 p.m. INUNDATION (POOL SIDE REVISITED), new work by Muffin Ray, and SEDUC­ TION RITUALS, new work by Anne Massicotte. Flynndog Gallery, Burlington, 652-9985. Reception November 11, 5-8 p.m. CARLEEN ZIMBALATTI, recent work. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 2386161. Reception, with dance “ inter­ pretation" by Annette Urbschat, November 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m. HOLIDAY AT THE OLD RED MILL, a group show by members of the Northern Vermont Artist Association. Red Mill Gallery, Jericho, 899-1106. Reception November 12, 2-4 p.m. THE WORD IS OUT/GRAND OPENING A mixed-media group show of 25 local artists marks the debut of this brandnew, nonprofit visual arts center. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Grand Opening Celebration November 11, 3-7 p.m.; ribbon-cutting 5 p.m.

o n g o in g B U R LIN G TO N A R E A CLAY PEOPLE, featuring work by eight Living/Learning Center pottery instruc­ tors. L/L Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through November 17. *LISA LILLIBRIDGE, “ The Bird Series,” new works in acrylics. Mirabelle’s, Burlington, 658-3074. Through. November. KATE HODGES, recent drawings from Alaska and new works from the “ Marry Me Earth” sculpture series. Colburn Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 656-2014. Through November 10. BETH PEARSON AND SUSAN OSMOND, new paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through November. SWAMPS, new work by painter Janet Fredericks and photographer Nina Parris. Burlington College, 862-9616. Through November 22. PROSE & CONS, new collaborative work by visual artists Evan Haynes and poet Stephen Dignazio. Rhombus Gallery, Burlington, 865-3144. Through November. THOMAS MANN, techno-romantic jewel­ ry and “ Insectarium," and TRICE STRATMANN, monoprints. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through November. STRUCTURAL GROWTH, a group outdoor sculpture show by local artists in the gardens of the Willard Street Inn, 349 S. Willard St., Burlington, 860-3393. Through November. PENTIMENTO, realistic and abstract photos by Ann Laberge. Men’s Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through November. 8 W X 11", an exhibit of works by designers at Jager DiPaola Kemp, con­ fined to one letter-sized piece of

paper; plus an installation by Michael Jager and Giovanni DiPaola utilizing these standard measurements. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Through December 3. SUE SWETERLITSCH & JOEL BECKWITH, watercolors and etchings, respectively. Blue Heron Gallery, S. Burlington, 863-1866. Through November 15. THE LASTFRONTIER, an evolving ceiling installation by Torin Porter; visitors are invited to leave lightweight objects for inclusion. Club Metronome, Burlington, 865-4563. Through December. ART FROM THE HEART, an exhibit by children from the pediatric wing of Fletcher Allen Health Care. Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 434-3843. Through November 12. ELEVEN.TWENTYTWO.SIXTYTHREE, a politically charged show featuring works in multiple media by local artists. Red Square, Burlington, 8598909. Through November. AMY HUNTINGTON, recent illustrations for children and adults. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 8640471. Through November. ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA, an evolving installation by Ed Owre, Bill Davison and Brian Kardell. One-Wall Gallery, Seven Days, Burlington, 864-5684. Through November. HERITAGE OF THE BRUSH: THE ROY AND MARILYN PAPP COLLECTION OF CHINESE PAINTING, featuring nearly 50 works from the Ming and Qing dynasties. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 6560750. Through December 10. DRAGONS, SILK AND JADE: CHINESE OBJECTS FROM THE PERMANENT COL­ LECTION, featuring garments, acces­ sories and more from ancient China. Also, LANDSCAPES ON PAPER, from the


permanent collection. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. Both through December 17. THE SATURDAY EVENING POST AND AMERICA’S GREAT ILLUSTRATORS, cover illustrations by Norman Rockwell and others. Through December 3. Also, THE FABULOUS ’50S: WELCOME HOME TO POST-WAR VERMONT, the museum’s newest historic house, depicting a Vermont family in 1950; SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW: Continuity and Change in American Furniture and Decorative Arts., 1700-1820; FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON TO P.T. BARNUM, prints; and LANDSCAPE & LIGHT, paint­ ings by Martin Johnson Heade. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348. Ongoing. RICK SUTTA, oil paintings “with impact.” Rick Sutta Gallery, Burlington, 860-7506. Ongoing.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HIDDEN FIRES & STILL WATERS, pottery by Bob Green and paintings by Eloise Beil. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 8773668. Through December 6. 12 ALUMNI ARTISTS; CREATIONS FOR AN EXTRAORDINARY YEAR, showcasing craft artists who have graduated from Middlebury College' Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-4074. Through November 10. 39TH ANNUAL MEMBERS’ EXHIBITION, featuring artworks in many media by more than 200 area artists. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rutland, 775-0356. Through November 12. RECENT SCULPTURE: PAINTED WOOD, folk-art-style wall pieces by Stephen Fowlkes. Carving Studio Gallery, Rutland, 438-2097. Through November 19. 13 ALUMNI ARTISTS, a juried exhibi­ tion of sculpture, painting, photogra­ phy and installation art by prominent college alumni. Johnson Memorial Gallery, Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December

10 . MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE: 200 YEARS, a collection of prints, photographs, drawings and artifacts documenting the school's history. Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4435007. Through December 10. STONES, SCHOLARS AND SUPPORTERS: MIDDLEBURY AND THE GROWTH OF ITS COLLEGE, a multi-media exhibit in honor of the college's bicentennial. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through March. PAINTING WITH RAGS, STORIES IN WOOL, a showcase of more than 20 Vermont rugmakers. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Through November 11.

CENTRAL VERMONT REDISCOVERED GEMS, oil pastel land­ scapes by Bonnie Acker, architectural and landscape watercolors, and woodcuts by Elfriede Abbe. Parade Gallery, Warren, 496-5445. Ongoing. ELIZABETH EDGERTON, impressionistic/expressionistic paintings. Vermont Supreme Court, Monptelier, 8284784. Through December 22. WAYNE BURKE, mixed collages. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800. Through November. HOWARD ROMERO: NEW PHOTOGRAPHS and ARCHITECTURAL DRAWINGS FROM THE ECOLE DES BEAUX-ARTS. T.W.

Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through November 12. CONTEMPORARY ARTIFACTS, an invita­ tional exhibit of pit-fired clay works by Jimmy Clark. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 244-1126. Through October. Also, EMERGING ARTISTS OF THE U.S., featuring works by nine ceramic artists. Through November 15. REGROUPING, an exhibit of artwork and crafts by five friends, Michael Barsanti, George Lawrence, Rose Loving, Pat Cerra-Young and John Young. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-3232. Through November 12. VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS: Work by local artisans. Vermont By Design Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7566. Ongoing. SCRAP-BASED ARTS & CRAFTS, featur­ ing re-constructed objects of all kinds by area artists. The Restore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Ongoing. ALICE ECKLES, paintings and mixed media. Old School House, Marshfield, 456-8993. Ongoing.

NORTHERN CYNTHIA PRICE, new paintings from “ The Lake Series.” Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Through November. PASSION AND PROMISE: THE ART OF HAITI, paintings assembled by the Friends of Hospital Albert Schweitzer. Sales of the works benefit the hospi­ tal. Also, DELIA ROBINSON, paintings. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2538358. Both through November 18. A THEORY OF EVERYTHING, paintings and books by Ken Leslie. Julian Scott Gallery, Johnson State College, 6351469. Through November 10.

SOUTHERN NAPOLEON IN EGYPT, engravings, pho­ tographs, maps, letters and artifacts; and LUIGI LUCIONI: A CENTENARY RET­ ROSPECTIVE OF A RENAISSANCE REAL­ IST, landscapes and still lifes by the part-time Vermonter (1900-1988). Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through January.

ELSEWHERE THE POWER OF APPEARANCES: RENAIS­ SANCE AND REFORMATION PORTRAIT PRINTS AND MEDALS, featuring 62 prints from the National Gallery of Art and other artifacts. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. Through December 3. SURFACE AND DEPTH: TRENDS IN CON­ TEMPORARY PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHY, featuring the work of eight artists exploring new photographic practices. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-6462808. Through December.

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transferred elements j have been layered into obscurity as a translu- \ cent woman in a long i yellow dress ascends from the scene toward the upper right corner ! o f the piece, and through a background o f indigo and purple. Like “Jacob Wrestles,” “Lot Tries to Hurry His Wife” is a small painting with a Biblical theme. It too is rich with trans­ fers and varied layers o f chromatic intensity. Robinson captures the moment between Lot’s wife becoming a pillar o f salt and his realization o f it. The two figures are in a moody landscape on the eve o f destruction, as indicated by dark tones, but again there are gentler colors that convert it from a vision o f horror into a mira­ cle. Robinson built Lot’s wife with pale, grainy textures, and the figures are small in relation to the trans­ forming landscape. “Sisters” is a large, vertical acrylic-onpanel piece with very confident brushwork and more traditional paint handling. The scale o f Robinson’s fig­ ures within their envi­ ronment is also differ­ ent than in several o f the other pieces. In “Sisters” they are wil­ lowy yet monumental, standing tall in the steep and earthy fore­ ground. The space is less abstract than most o f the pieces in the show as well. Robinson is known for her whimsical, figurative ceramic whistles o f painted earthenware, and seven o f these are on display. One o f them, “Risking All For Freedom,” is a large boat crowded with dozens o f colorful emigres. Robinson’s ceramic figures reflect much o f the character o f the figures in her paintings, but the latter fea­ ture a broader range o f emo­ tions and are far more subtle narratives. The paintings in the show are the main event here. This is a substantial collec­ tion o f works by a uniquely inspired artist whose technical skill is as refined as her vision. ®

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he Biblical story o f Jacob wrestling with an angel is one o f the Old Testaments more myste­ rious parables. Jacob refused to let an angel slip from his grasp until it blessed him, while all night long the angel refused his entreaties, instead recounting Jacob’s sins. Its a strug­ gle that many artists have attempted to illus­ trate — including Montpelier artist Delia Robinson. “J ac°b Wrestles with the Angel” is the title o f one o f her 21 paint­ ings on display this month at Stowes Helen Day Art Center. Like the tale itself, Robinsons works are evocative and multi­ layered. She’s an inventive figurative painter, but also a visual storyteller whose language is clear yet technically complex. In Robinson’s “Jacob Wrestles with the Angel,” the two opposing figures are loosely painted and, like the Chagall litho­ graph o f the same theme, an ethereal quality makes the image into a dance as well as a spiritual quarrel. The angel’s great white wings are flecked with gold, and a range of cool colors works to mitigate the violence. In “The Abduction” Robinson Sisters,” by Delia Robinson reinterprets another theme common in art o f the Xerox machine in the history. A shadowy rider on a 1960s, artists began to experi­ large chestnut horse carries off a ment with methods o f lifting bride through a tenebrous space images from copied sources. divided into black and green. A Transfers are increasingly popu­ close look at the horse reveals lar with painters lately as an that it’s been fleshed out with alternative means o f integrating layers of acrylic glazes and media images without the tex­ transferred images from Xeroxes ture o f collage. In “She Turns and other sources. There is Her Back on the Old Century,” much visual archaeology to Robinson presents transfers o f uncover in Robinson’s works, as the Eiffel Tower as a symbol o f various elements are applied beauty in the industrial age. and obliterated, covered and Several Eiffels animate the recovered. large-scale, vertical piece, creat­ Transfers are an important ing a jumble o f modernity that component o f Robinson’s work. sprouts like wildflowers in fields With the widespread adoption o f brown and green. Other o f acrylic paint and the advent

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Theron, decides to promote her recently deceased father’s justcompleted golf course, she invites the two greatest players in the world to come take part in an exhibition tournament, and the townsfolk talk Damon into com­ ing out o f retirement to take on the dynamic duo. His game’s a little rusty. Ten years o f playing poker all night and knocking back the bourbon will do that to you. But out o f nowhere appears Will Smith as a combo mystical caddie/angel o f death, and he helps Damon get both his game and his life back on track simply by whispering


RED PLANET Evidently director Anthony Hoffman was among the millions of people who took a pass on Brian De Palma’s failed Mission to Mars last year, because he seems to have gone to a lot of trouble just to make a film with the very same storyline: American astronauts journey to the red planet and strand some of their crew on the surface, where weird stuff happens. Val Kilmer and Benjamin Bratt star. (PG-13) LITTLE NICKY The devil has made it big in the movies over the past few years, and now it’s time for his spawn to get into the act. Adam Sandler plays a self-effacing son of Satan just trying to fit in above ground. Patricia Arquette and Harvey Keitel costar. Steven Brill directs. (PG-13) BILLY ELLIOT Jamie Bell and Julie Walters star in the saga of a talented young dancer torn between the expec­ tations of his working-class family and his deep love of performing. Stephen Daldry directs. (R) MEN OF HONOR Robert DeNiro and Cuba Gooding Jr. join forces for this fact-based military drama about the first African-American Navy deep-sea diver. With Charlize Theron. (R) KADOSH From director Amos Gitai comes this powerful portrait of life within Jerusalem’s most insular neigh­ borhood where two sisters find their futures shaped by strict rabbinical pro­ scriptions. (R)

shorts * = REFUND, PLEASE ** = COULD’VE BEEN WORSE, BUT NOTA LOT *** = HAS ITS MOMENTS; SO-SO **** = SMARTER THAN THEAVERAGE BEAR ***** = AS GOODAS IT GETS ALMOST FAMOUS***172 The latest from Jerry Maguire director Cameron Crowe is the semiautobiographical tale of a teenage boy who gains entry to the heady world of big-time rock journal­ ism. Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson and Frances McDormand star. (R)

LUCKY NUMBER$*1/2 From chick-flick specialist Nora Ephron comes the story of a down-and-out weatherman who decides to make his personal forecast a tad sunnier by cheating on the lot­ tery. John Travolta, Lisa Kudrow and Chris Kattan star. (R) THE BALLAD OF RAMBLIN’ JACK (NR) Arlo Guthrie, Kris Kristofferson and others take part in this compelling documen­ tary portrait of folk icon Ramblin’ Jack Elliott. Directed by his daughter, Aiyana Elliott. (NR) TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD (NR) Robert Mulligan’s 1962 adaptation of Harper Lee’s novel tells the timeless story of a young girl growing up in a small Southern town, and earned Gregory Peck a Best Actor Oscar for his por­ trait of her father, a soft-spoken attor­ ney with a powerful sense of justice. (NR) CHARLIE’S ANGELS*** Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu get togeth­ er for this skimpy-on-the-costumes, heavy-on-the-effects adaptation of the vintage TV series. Don’t worry, Bill Murray is fully clothed. (PG-13) BAMBOOZLED*** Damon Wayans, Savion Glover and Michael Rapaport star in the new film from Spike Lee, a comedy set behind the scenes of a black television show where all the writers are white. (R) BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2** The bad news is, this is just the first of at least two sequels on the way fol­ lowing the inexplicable success of the silly, unsatisfying original. The good news is, virtually no one involved in the making of that movie had anything to do with this one, so, technically there’s a chance it won’t blow. Oh,', more dumb youngsters get lost in the woods. Starring Jeffrey Donovan and Kim Director. (R) THE LITTLE VAMPIRE*** Jerry Maguire's Jonathan Lipnicki stars in the story of a boy who discovers his best friend is a blood guzzler. Jim Carter costars. Uli Edel directs. (PG) PAY IT FORWARD**** Kevin Spacey and Helen Hunt star in the latest from director Mimi Leder. It's the saga of a

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young boy (Haley Joel Osment) with a sixth sense that the world can be made a better place by helping a stranger who then goes on to help help three people who then each help three others." THE CONTENDER**** Gary Oldman is back after a short break from playing big-screen baddies. This time around, he’s a muckraking politician who attempts to thwart a female Senator’s vice-presidential bid by digging up a sexual scandal in her past. Jeff Bridges and Joan Alien also star. Rod Lurie directs. (R) BEDAZZLED**172 Harold Ramis brings us this remake of a 1967 comedy in which Satan materializes in the form of a beautiful woman and offers to grant a loser seven wishes in exchange for his soul. Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley star. (PG-13) MEET THE PARENTS*172 In the latest from Jay (Austin Powers) Roach Robert De Niro is an intimidating ex-CIA oper­ ative. Ben Stiller is the prospective son-in-law who accompanies his daughter home for a first visit and finds himself on the wrong end of a grueling interrogation. With Teri Polo and Blythe Danner. (PG-13) REMEMBER THE TITANS**172 Denzel Washington plays a tough-as-nails foot­ ball coach facing the task of forging one team out of two Alexandria, Virginia, high schools — one white and one black — brought together by forced integration in 1971. Will Patton costars. Boaz Yakin directs. (PG) URBAN LEGENDS (NR) I know what Jamie Blanks did last summer — the director decided to jump on the lucra­ tive teen-slasher bandwagon. Jared Leto and Alicia Witt are teamed in this gory story about a killer who terrorizes a college campus. (R) THE PERFECT STORM***172 Mark Wahlberg and George Clooney reteam for Wolfgang Petersen’s deep-sea adaptation of the Sebastian Junger best-seller about a boatload of fisher­ men who run head on into a Force 12 gale off the coast of Newfoundland. (PG-13)

SCARY MOVIE***172 Director Keenen Ivory Wayans attempts to break the satire barrier with this parody of teen horror films like Scream. Which, of course, was itself a parody in the first place. Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans costar. (PG-13) BRING IT ON*** Kirsten Dunst, Gabrielle Union and Jesse Bradford star in this saga about the rivalry between two top cheerleading squads. Peyton Reed directs. (PG-13)

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and legitimate documentation, i.e., ticket stubs from the Flynn Center or Hoyts Nickelodeon, or sales receipts from a downtown restaurant. • Furthermore, to ensure public safety and peace and quiet, all L E T ’S W O R K T O G E T H E R residents should not be out My mother became ill when I beyond midnight. After all, all was still a child and so I don’t legitimate forms o f entertain­ know as much about her as most ment and socializing occur people know about their moth­ before this most reasonable o f ers. However, I do remember a hours. few stories she told about her • Finally — and this may help to life, and my favorite is the one further rid the City o f the stu­ that makes me very proud o f the dent disease — no more than six person she must have been. people should be allowed to con­ One day in 1946, my mother gregate without a license, thereby was ort a bus with my older sis­ creating documentation o f such ter, who was about two years old. gatherings. If you have their Some people on the bus were names it is easier to persecute complaining quite loudly about them later. how “those immigrants” had • Perhaps it would be wise to sti­ come and taken jobs away from fle the media as well. I know, “Real Americans.” My mother, in from what I have managed to a moment o f sudden inspiration, scrounge up on the deal with said to my sister — who, o f Urban Outfitters, that inroads course, was too young to under­ have already been made in this stand — “Look, Linda, those most delicate o f undertakings. people are Indians.” The bus But there is much more to be filled with laughter. My mother done. We cannot allow the had made her point. People to become aware that My point is twofold: First, much o f what has been done in over the last several months, I’ve their best interests is unconstitu­ heard a lot o f talk about “Real tional, for this will surely cause Vermonters,” a lot o f it dismis­ the downfall o f this modest plan. sive o f people in general (and This recipe should be satisfac­ candidates in particular) who tory to enable the City Council haven’t lived in Vermont a life­ o f Burlington to usher in a New time. Why must it always be “us” Era; one that would make Rudi vs. “them?” Ail o f us who live in Giuliani green with envy. — Dennis Wygmans this beautiful state care about it Boston because it is our home. Anyway, Wygmans is the former owner o f if you want to talk to a real the now-defunct Club Toast. Vermonter, find an Abenaki. Second, those o f you who have been lucky enough to live JA C O B Y N O R EBEL here your whole lives can ask Andrew Jacoby’s plaintive cry those o f us who moved here for help [“The Wandering from someplace else about what Democrat,” October 25] must we left behind. We’ll be happy to not go unanswered. This trou­ tell you about the quality o f life bled young man is suffering from in places where there are too a severe identity crisis. Once a many paved roads and much too “rebel,” he later “became a much development. To me, Act M arxist,” he says. Then, faced 250 is what keeps Vermont from with the reality o f... affirmative becoming New Jersey... action he defines as “racist” When you really think about because people don’t get financial it, Vermont has to be for all aid based on “the content of Vermonters, because we all live their characters,” and legalized here together. Let’s work together abortions, he opted for not vot­ both to preserve its physical ing, as a solution to such prob­ beauty and to create the beauty lems as he is capable o f under­ o f true community by which we standing. will all benefit. Eventually, though, he real­ — Beth Diamond ized this was no real answer, and E. Middlebury he now says he can’t find any options. Certainly from the Democratic Party, which he sees symbolized thus: “Ask yourself who the Department o f Motor Vehicles... has to compete with for your business?” N o wonder he’s so pissed off! Andrew may not know who he is, but it’s

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D is t r ib u t i o n C e n t e r O p e r a t o r s Mobilia.com has launched our online superstore for car lovers, were looking, and accepting applications for key people in our state of the art distribution center during the holiday shopping season. As our orders for collectible auto­ mobile products are received via our Web site, our distribu­ tion operators are responsible for accurate, careful and time­ ly fulfillment of those orders. Our distribution center team works in a facility built from the ground up to maximize the newest technology in distribution and shipping. Our product line is diverse, but involves no heavy lifting. If you want to join a real team and earn extra money for the holi­ day season where your contributions are appreciated, we won’t know unless you contact us. Mobilia.com recognizes that our flexibility makes it possible for us to offer a work schedule suitable for retirees, stay at home parents with school age children, after class schedules for students and hours for those wanting to earn extra income for those inevitable holiday bills. We offer $ 10 to $11/hr with 15% bonus if you remain with us through the entire holiday season.

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21st Century Twinfield Learning Center Program Coordinator. Twinfield Learning Center seeks a dynamic leader with strong administrative and communi­ cation skills to coordinate an innovative after school pro­ gram that provides both academic and enrichment opportu­ nities for students and community members. We are look­ ing for an energetic person who has experience with pro­ gram planning, fiscal management, community collabora­ tion, and creative, experiential education. A sincere commit­ ment to children, families, and learners of every age is essential. The successful candidate will hold a Master's degree in education, administration, community develop­ ment,or a related field. Full year position with benefits. Lead Teacher. The Twinfield Learning Center seeks dynam­ ic educator with a strong background in experiential educa­ tion, community collaboration and curriculum develop­ ment for position of Lead Teacher. The Lead Teacher will collaborate with the Program Coordinator and the Twinfield Learning Center faculty to implement a variety of educational programs and enrichment programs for stu­ dents and adults of all ages during non-school hours. This is a part-time position. VT license preferred. Send cover letter, resume, and 3 letters of reference by Tuesday, November 21,2000 to: 21st Century Learning Center, Superintendent, Washington Northeast Supervisory Union, 6328 US Route 2, Plainfield, VT 05667. EOE.

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Facilities Maintenance Aide Looking for a high quality work environment and benefits? This 32 hr/wk position offers both including health/dental insurance, vacation time, pension plan, plus an extra $1.25 and $2 per hour for evening and night shifts. Applicants must be available all shifts, possibly every weekend. 1-2 years experience in institutional cleaning pre­ ferred. Current driver’s license required.

Housekeepers 2 per diem positions available. Candidates m ust be willing to work a variable number of hours per week and shifts will include days, evenings, nights and weekends. Extra pay for per diem work plus an extra $1.25 and $2 per hour for evening and night shifts. High school grads with prior institutional cleaning experience preferred. Applicants should complete an NMC application form.

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Seeking unflappable, multitasking wonder to provide frontline reception & adminis­ trative support. Duties include answering phones, data entry, monthly newsletter production and event coordination Resumes to: Ohavi Zedek Synagogue Attn: Kathi Gibbons 188 N. Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401

ResoDirect, a Resolution Company, is looking for someone to join our fast paced Distribution Center Team! individual is responsible for assisting in all aspects of returns processing including client specific returns procedures. Strong communication skills, excellent manual dexterity, and a keen attention to detail a must. Heavy lifting is required. Full benefits package. Send resume or complete an application at: ResoDirect, 19 Gregory Drive, South Burlington, VT 05403. Attn: Inventory Conrtrol Supervisor

Do you Want to Learn a Trade? Countertop finishers needed for fastpaced shop. Will train. Must be reliable. Apply in person. Were Tops, 90 Adams Drive, Williston

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Part-Time Child Care Assistant Needed for YMCA early childhood program. Experience working with young children necessary. 15 hours per week (Monday-Friday, 7-1 oam). Hourly rate is $8 with Y member­ ship benefits. Call Didi Harris at 656 -8687 .

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Three full-time service positions available with non-profit affordable housing organizations in Rutland, Barre and Burlington, Positions open until filled. Commitment to 8/14/01.

at our adolescent treatment facility. Human Services background in residential setting a plus. If qualified, please mail or fax resume to: Dr. Anthony Lazzo, Phoenix Academy at Mountain View, 609 Delfrate Rdv

Interested in making a difference in your community? $10,000 stipend, $4,725 educational award, and basic health benefits. For information or an application call 828-3253. EOE.

Huntington, VT 05462. Fax 802-434-5727. AA/EOE

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BEHAVI ORAL HEALTH OPPORTUNITIES Anna Marsh Behavioral Care Clinic, a program o f Retreat Healthcare (formerly the Brattleboro Retreat) is recognized as one o f the nation's first psychiatric hospitals and continues to set standards today— with its goal-focused programs and extensive netw ork of behavioral health resources. Currently, we are seeking tw o key p ro­ fessionals to jo in our team in Essex Junction, VT

Substance A buse Therapist Experience with adolescents, adults and dual diagnosis treatm ent is a significant asset. All candidates with C A D C will be considered. License required.

★ Center Director ★ Learning Together C enter at the Brook Street School, Barre The Learning Together Center manager is responsible for the operations of a full day, full year center serving 3 1 children, super­ vision of staff, and coordination of services with community part­ ners. The center has two mixed age infant toddler classrooms and one preschool classroom.This position is part of Head Start’s supportive, experienced management team.

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Child & Fam ily Therapist MSW required; strong background working with children and ado­ lescents and treating substance abuse issues highly desirable. Candidates for either position must have a VT license in the respec­ tive mental health discipline. W e offer highly competitive salaries and a comprehensive .benefits package. For immediate consideration, please fax: (802)258-3797, email: densign@ retreathealthcare.org, o r send your resume, indicating position o f interest, to:

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Responsible for supervising direct services provided by home vis­ itors, managing local grant programs, overseeing collaborations with other service providers, and participating as a member of the Head Start management team.

These two positions offer a salary in the upper 20’s based on education and experience, and an excellent benefit package. Experience working in Head Start, community-based services, and w ork w it low-income families would be an asset. Please submit a letter of interest and resume to: Personnel Administrator, Central Vermont Community Action, 195 US Route 302,-Berlin, Barre,VT 05641.

Staff Accountant Entrepreneurial nonprofit housing developer seeks individual to join busy accounting department. Wide range of duties will include billing, accounts payable, general ledger. Must be fast, accurate, and computer-fluent, with good knowledge of accounting principles and practices. Aptitiude, flexibility, and obsessive attention to detail are essential; education and experience are highly desirable. Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave. Resume and cover letter by November 22 to Finance Director, BCLT, PO Box 523, Burlington, VT 05402. No phone calls. Burlington Community Land Trust is an Equal Opportunity Employer, committed to a diverse workplace.

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Shelter • Mekkelsen Hill Road • Barre, Vermont • (802) 476-3811 Mailing • PO Box 687 • Montpelier, Vermont 05601-0687

Executive Director Central Vermont Humane Society seeks creative, energetic, chief operations and administrative officer to oversee the ongoing and smooth operation o f our facility. Responsibilities include implementation o f administrative policies and procedures, membership development, fundraising activities, volunteer programs, grant writing, production o f quarterly newsletter, educational programs, and supervision of staff. Send letter o f introduction, resume, and salary requirements by December i, 2000 to address below.

Development Director Central Vermont Humane Society is soliciting applications for the position o f Development Director. Responsibilities include all aspects of a comprehensive annual development program including identification, research, cultivation and overseeing the solicitation o f donors and donor prospects; development, coordination and conducting all fundraising events and donation efforts; analyzing existing fundraising efforts and expanding on the base o f programs. Send letter o f introduc­ tion, resume, and salary requirements by December T , 2 0 0 0 to address below. Search Committee Central Vermont Humane Society P.O. Box 687 Montpelier, VT 05601-0687

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The Vermont Network is a dynamic statewide coalition of a central office and 16 member programs, and is the leader in the movement to end domestic and sexual violence in Vermont. We are a forward moving organization that is about to embark on a long range planning process. We seek a Statewide Coordinator who is both an activist and a visionary to work with us in this effort and to provide leadership as we move into our future. The Coordinator will represent the Network and its member programs as a feminist leader of the movement, and will have experience and significant skills in: Advocacy and public policy Organizational development Capacity building Consensus building Working with diverse groups of people Writing and public speaking Administration and management

SATURDAYS ONLY. WEEKENDS REQUIRED FOR ALL POSITIONS! O S ’ KILLER BENEFITS available for full-time, VR employees. All employees get free shift

meals, skiing, use of fitness center, discounts. Apply to: Trapp Family Lodge, Human Resources, P0 Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Ph: 802.253.5713 fax: 802.253.5757 EOE www.trappfamily.com

The successful candidate will know and understand domestic and sexual violence issues, will be a team worker, and excellent communicator, computer literate and have minimally a bachelor’s degree. People of color, lesbians, people with disabilities, formerly battered women survivors encouraged to apply. Send cover letter and resume to: Vermont Network, PO Box 405, Montpelier, VT 05601, Attn: Coordinator Search. Applications must be received by November 27; interviews of selected candidates will take place December 15.

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Use your scientific and investigative skills to research and compile data for medical, chemical, and pharmaceutical reference books. Assist in management of data.

NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is currently seeking an Assistant Director for its commu­ nity based services program in Chittenden County.

Proficiency w ith Excel and Word is essential, as is experience with Access and PageMaker. Two years experience in editorial work or database management is highly desirable. College-level or post-graduate study in chemistry or life science is a plus. Demonstrated ability to effectively research the internet as well as traditional infor­ mation sources is required.

The successful applicant will be a licensed mental health practitioner with experience working with children and families in their own homes and in foster care settings. Creative, collaborative problem solving and innovative crisis prevention skills a must. Applicants must have experience as clinical super­ visors and have working knowledge of budgetary and administrative functions within mental health agencies. Attention to detail, flexibility and good organizational skills a plus.

Strong organizational skills, self-direction and an eye for detail are very important. Other neces­ sary skills include the ability to critically assess data, and the persistence to track down hard-toaccess inform ation. O pportunity for flexible hours and telecommuting.

NFI offers a competitive salary, generous benefits package, tuition reimbursement plan as well as an exciting professional environment.

If interested in this position, please send resume and cover letter to: Vice-President, Chemical Information Ashgate Publishing Company 131 Main Street Burlington VT 05401-5600 Fax: 802-865-7847 e-mail: info@ashgatechem.com

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PAYROLL SPECIALIST Rhino Foods, Inc., a nationally recognized frozen dessert company, is looking for an organized, detail oriented person to fill this full-time (32-40 hrs/w k) position. Primary responsibilities include the weekly preparation of payroll information for processing, reviewing for errors and omissions, resolving discrepancies with supervisors, and mak­ ing necessary data changes prior to transmisssion to payroll service. Additional duties include administrative support to Finance as well as other departments and assistance with telephone cover­ age as needed. Competitive pay and benefits. A degree in accounting or related discipline pre­ ferred plus one to two years of relevant experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Payroll experience a plus. If interested apply in person at:

R hino Foods, Inc. 79 Industrial Parkw ay B urlington, VT 05401 EOE M /F/V /D

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New England Culinary Institute, a world-renowned culinary school right here in the Burlington area has the following positions available:

Servers, Bussers, Bartenders, Hosts, and Restaurant M anagem ent Please apply in person at our Award Winning Restaurants: NECI Commons on Church St., Burlington or at the Inn at Essex, or fax resume (802872-3413) or email resume (Eduardof@NECI.edu) ‘ Available to Full-Time positions scheduled to work a minimum of 32 hrs/wk.

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Spectrum Youth & Family Services Residential Program Supervisor Provide staff supervision, program development, and direct service to teen males in a group housing independent living program. BSW or equivalent, & residential program experience.

Coordinator: Group Residential Programs Clinical coordination of group residential programs. Provide supervision o f staff, program development, and direct service. Good communication skills and sense o f humor required. MSW or equivalent required. Send resumes to SJ at SY&FS, 31 Elmwood Ave., Burlington 05401


Office Manager •

King 5freel Youth Center seeks an office manager.

20 hours/week. Non-profit organizafion w /3 0

employees. Dufies include payroll preparafion,

banking, word processsing, recepfionisf for

mulih'ple lines, special projecfs, board related

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Part-time Instructor, Spring 2001 Semester________ Instructor needed to teach National Parks and Wilderness Management, an upper level environmen­ tal science course covering history, legislation and ecological nature o f preserved areas. Masters degree required. Please send letter o f interest, resume, and list o f three references, before November 20th, to:

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[ To coordinate Housing I Advocacy program, j Experience with individual j and systems advocacy. | Feminist and diversity ori! entation. Starts 01/02. ! Both full-time, $10/hour to [ start (subject to raise), great I benefits, generous vacaj tions, supportive work cli] mate, opportunity for j growth and learning. I Letter and resume to | WHBW, P.O. Box 1535, j Burlington, VT 05402. j phone 658-3131. EOE!

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Shona Sladyk, Administrative Assistant Office o f the Academic Dean Johnson State College 337 College Hill Johnson, VT 05656-9464

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Burlington's Best Seafood 7 The Chittenden County Domestic Violence Taks Force is seeking a coordinator. Responsibilities include coordinat­

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G O V ERN M EN T DOCUM ENTS / R E F E R E N C E L IB R A R IA N Administer government documents, assure compliance with Federal Depository Library Program guidelines, and promote use of elec­ tronic information. Provide bibliographic instruction and reference services. Half time, some evenings and weekends. MLS required; experience with depository guidelines, acquisitions, serials, and cat­ aloging preferred. Submit letter of interest and resume to Librarian Search. Submit application materials to the referenced search, Human Resources, Norwich University, 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, VT 05663.

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preschool student with Downs Syndrome two mornings a week in Essex Junction. Be a part o f a team that provides a full range o f services for this child. Knowledge o f sign

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Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical and dental coverage, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for employees and their family members.

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Outreach W orker Our non-profit, faith-based organization seeks experienced Community Outreach Workers for our Part-time prevention positions. Previous training in HIV/AIDS with a flexible schedule is required. Send resume & cover letter to:

Susan Davis HLM Inc. PO Box 3226 Burlington, VT 05401 (Minorities encouraged _________to apply)

welcoming public space; maintain­ ing extensive informational resources; publishing a newsletter

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■ interested in being a mentor? ■able to share your knowledge and interests? ■able to commit 6 months to 1 year of your time? Woodside Juvenile Rehabilitation Center is currently looking for mentor/foster parents to work with youth who have completed a

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Responsibilities include providing a supportive home environment, teaching youth independ­ ent living skills and to be a positive role model. Generous salary and youth’s living expenses provided. Opportunity to work with dynamic treatment team, supervision and support provided through WJRC. Interested candidates should contact Wendy Yorgensen at 6 5 5 -4 9 9 0 .

F R IEN D LY W O R K E N V IR O N M E N T F L E X IB L E SCH EDU LE Some weekend and holiday shifts required. Applications can be obtained at our box office. H o y t’s Nickelodeon So. W in o o sk i Ave. B u rlin gto n ,V T 05401 N O PHO NE CALLS PLEASE.

WAITSTAFF Full time or Part time, Flexible hours, Competitive pay, Positive work environment. Call Jill or Adam, 985-2596 .

S oles rto n n ccc We seek a Sales Manager Trainee for an aggressive c o m p etitiv e Verm ont p u b lica tio n . H igh ly developed sales abilities, sales planning and marketing promotions talents are sought, multimedia experience and a well rounded knowledge o f operations a plus. Dem onstrated positive leadership, and the desire to exceed expectations regarding volume growth, customer service and com m unity presence are essential. Incentive com p en sation . C ontact m e, Sam G orruso, Publisher, Sam’s Good News, Stony Brook Plaza, Box 8, 162 North Main Street, Rutland, Vt.

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Medical Office Manager Medical office admin­ istration experience required for family practice office. Familiarity with CPT, ICD-9, Medicare billing codes. Experience in human resources required. Send resume to: Diane Rippa, M.D. 55 Main St. Essex Jet.. VT 05452.


Substance Abuse Counselor Seeking a certified substance abuse counselor for our treatment center in Newport, Vt. BA/BS req.; MA/MS pref. CADC/CDC req. Salary negotiable based on experience. Immediate opening, excellent benefits. Dawnland Center embodies a unique Native American Community Healing approach to treat­ ment, bringing traditional, culturally appropriate healing components to Native and non-Native peoples of all ages. We are a growing, multi-faceted non-profit with exciting programs for treatment with a special emphasis on Youth Prevention and Eastern Native awareness. Please send resume to: Lorraine Landers, Executive Director, Dawnland Center, P.O. Box 1358, Montpelier, Vermont 05601-1358. Tel: 802-229-0601 Fax: 802-229-1529

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Part-time person needed for busy family practice office. Familiarity with CPT/ICD-9 coding. Send resume to: Diane Rippa, M.D. 55 Main St. Essex Jet., VT 05452.

Growing beverage company seeks experienced Sales and Marketing Assistant. Candidates need to have a strong administrative, sales and customer service background. Duties will include calling customers providing customer support, generating leads and assisting sales department. Must be well organized, detailoriented with a keen ability to multi-task. Excellent computer skills a must.

We offer competitive wages & benefits.

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requires two(2) full-time, permanent coordinators. Responsibilities include advising students, overseeing cur­ riculum, recruiting and evaluating instructors, and other academic and

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Rock Point School, a small, supportive boarding high school, is seek­ ing caring, energetic, and responsible adults to join our residential staff. Staff members supervise sports, camping and recreation activi­ ties, facilitate group meetings, and mentor students. One full-time position and several substitute positions are available. All positions include evening and weekend shifts. Successful candidates will have an independent work ethic and a sense of caring for others, and will value the effect of community in young peoples lives. Submit cover letter, resume, and names and phone numbers of 3 references to Laura Slesar, Rock Point School, 1 Rock Point Road, Burlington, VT 05401. For more information, email: rpsfaculty@hotmail.com, fax 802-863-6628 or visit our web site at www.rockpoint.org. No phone calls, please.

Converge Home Would you like to work in a relaxing home-like atmosphere in an elegant retirement home in downtown Burlington? Part time or per diem care giver positions available. I f interested, contact Anita or Kandace a t 862- 0101.

High School ■ Supervisor of Students — Supervise

students in a variety of settings. Full or part time. ■ Health Educator — Permanent, fu ll­

time. Grades 9-12. Beginning January 2, 2001. ■ Custodian — Full-time. General clean­

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for remainder of school year. Full-time. Vermont certification with appropriate endorsements required. Minority applicants are encouraged to apply, including male applicants for ele­ mentary positions and female applicants for traditional male secondary positions. Please call 434-2128 for an application * EOE M/F

Production Editor Chemical information

Housing D evelopm ent Specialists Statewide affordable housing agency seeks TWO m otivated professionals to join its Development team. Positions involves tech­ nical and hands-on-work in all elements of real estate developm ent of new and reha­ bilitation projects; performs feasibility assess­ m ent due diligence investigation, purchase negotiations, design/construction services procurem ent & supervision, environmental & permit issues, financing both public and commercial. Bachelor's + minimum 4 years related experience, organizational, time m anagem ent & com m unication skills & sen­ sitivity to the needs of a diverse public a must! Excellent salary & benefits package. Resumes and cover letters to: Human resources, Vermont State Housing Authority, One Prospect St. Montpelier, VT 05602-3556; 802-828-3235; FAX 802-828-3248; email kim@vsha.org or visit our web site www.vsha.org. EOE.

International publisher seeks individual to assist the Managing Editor in the production of chemical and pharmaceutical information books and to assist in data management. Proficiency with Microsoft Excell and Word is essen­ tial, as is experience with Access and PageMaker. Two years experience in editorial work or database management is helpful. Some knowledge of chem­ istry or pharmacology is highly desirable. Strong organizational skills, self-direction and an eye for detail are important. Opportunity for flexible hours and telecommuting. If interested in this position, please send resume and cover letter to: Vice-President, Chemical Information Ashgate Publishing Company 131 Main Street Burlington VT 05401-5600 Fax: 802-865-7847 e-mail: info@ashgatechem.com

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response on the subject o f whether fish fart: “They do if they’re male.” Fish flatulence has not been a major focus o f biologi­ cal research, so the following is somewhat tentative. To some extent the answer depends on how you define fart. Many fish have a swim bladder that they inflate or deflate as necessary to maintain buoyancy. Usually any expelled gas exits from the mouth and would properly be considered a burp. However, the sand tiger shark, Carcharias taurus, gulps air into its stomach at the sur­ face, then discharges it out the back door to attain the desired depth. Surely this qualifies as flatulence in the common sense o f the term. But purists may object that this isn’t true farting — that is, a by-product o f digestion. We then get into a somewhat speculative realm. In theory any animal’s metabolism produces carbon dioxide, while bacteria in the gut produce methane. Both must be purged lest the fish lose the ability to control its buoyancy. Carbon dioxide is typically eliminated via gas transport to the gills, but methane has to escape some other way. However, actual sightings o f farting fish are rare — and let’s face it, this isn’t a phenomenon that could be easily concealed under water. Some experts say digestive gases are consolidated somehow with the fish’s feces, which are packed into a gelatinous tube and then expelled. (Frequently the fish then eats this — not for nothing is the study o f fish called ichthyology.) The point is, no farts. Some fish observers claim they see a telltale bubble or two escape from the stern o f a fish after it has gulped air at the surface (I have heard this said o f tarpon). But again, this is not strictly a product o f digestion. On the Web I have seen the claim that inasmuch as coral is made o f calcium carbonate, which when combined with stomach acid produces carbon dioxide, coral-eating fish ought to produce farts in abundance. If true, it seems to me, the critters in the vicinity o f a typical coral reef

should emit forests o f bubbles unequaled since the days o f Lawrence Welk — not the impression one usually gets. Then again, few visit reefs specifically for the pur­ pose o f detecting fish farts. In short, Alan, much research remains to be done. Maybe you could organize an expedition and let us know. D ear Cecil, In yo u r discussion o f angels dancing on the head o f a p in in The Straight Dope Tells All, page 133, you write, “M artinUs Scriblerus ... is a pseudonym o f a sort in com­ mon use am ong E nlightenm ent satirists. ” This is a little misleading: I t’s the nam e o f a fic tio n a l author invented by Alexander Pope, John A rbuthnot, Jonathan Swift, John Gay a n d Thomas Parnell, founders o f the Scriblerus Club a n d co-authors 0/ T h e Memoirs o f Martinus Scriblerus. Haven't got a copy o f this handy to see i f the passage indeed turns up in chapter seven, b u t we’ll leave th a t to you. — N ate a n d Jane D orw ard Willowdale, Ontario, Canada

Told you my 18th-century files were a mess. I have, however, located the indicated volume, said to be the origin o f the satirical claim that Scholastic philosopher Thomas Aquinas once debated how many angels could dance on the head o f a pin. Turning to chapter seven, we see that Pope and his fellow smart alecks indeed poke fun at some o f Aquinas’ more esoteric speculations. However, the question o f how many angels can dance on the head o f a pin is not among them. Thus, while we know that Aquinas did argue whether several angels can be at the same time in the same place (solemn conclu­ sion: no), we still aren’t sure who gave the discussion its modern comical twist. Alan, when you get to the bottom o f fish farts, see what you can do with this.

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MOTHER SA YS ALWAYS LOCK DOORS ON HIGHWAY D ear Tom an d Ray: Perhaps you two can settle an argum ent I ’ve been h avin g w ith my m other fo r years. Is it absolutely necessary to lock my car doors w hile I m ’ d riv in g? She grew up in the 1 9 4 0 s a n d ‘5 0s, a n d she says th at a door could go fly in g open a s you are zoom ­ in g dow n the highway. I say they m ust have fix e d th at p rob ­ lem long ago. Your thoughts?

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Many people who consult astrology columns want hard-headed advice about money, love, career and power. I hope I don’t disappoint you, then, when I predict that you’ll soon have a close brush with a religious conver­ sion or spiritual epiphany. If it’s any consolation, please be assured that this will be no ordinary, airy-fairy encounter with the unseen world. I’m betting it has the potential of rousing up more good ideas about money, love, career and power than a year’s worth of generic horoscopes in your daily newspaper. In fact, if I had to give your week a title it might be “$10,000 Worth of Practical Mysticism.”

TAURUS

(Apr. 20-May 20): Whenever I write horoscopes about romance and togetherness, I attract a storm of complaints from readers who are solitary. “How dare you imply that everyone has or should have a partner!?” is a typical protest. “I’m quite content being alone!” is another. Let it be known henceforth, dear Taurus, that I do not believe your happiness depends on having a spouse or lover. What I do suspect is that your soul needs som e sacred rela­ tionship in order to thrive, whether it’s with a good friend, a beloved ani­ mal, a beautiful patch of earth, the Divine Wow or anything that’s not you. When I urge you to seek deeper, wilder communion — like now — feel free to interpret it as a call to explore any kind of intimacy that draws you closer to the secret heart of the world.

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(May 21-June 20): I’ll give you a hard time for just one more week, and then we can resume our love fest. Promise you won’t hold it against me? Remember, I’m merely channeling back to you the veiled contents of your own subconscious mind. It’s not my fault that even your guardian angel gets PMS now and

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CANCER

(June 21-July 22): You’re now experiencing astrological conditions that have been linked in laboratory rats to dramatic escalations of self-esteem. To test the hypothesis that these experimental results with animals may be applicable to humans, I urge you to act like a charismatic power-tripper this week. Well, let me amend that. Of course I mean you should do this with a Cancerian twist. Act like a compas­ sionate, sensitive, lyrical, charismatic powertripper.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): I think we can all agree that lately you’ve been feeling far hungrier than usual. To what do we attribute this gnawing insatiability? Do you have an actual need for larger quantities of food? Is your body trying to tell you that you’re suffering a nutritional deficien­ cy? Or is the chronic voraciousness a cover for a yearning to be better appreciated and recognized? It’s also possible, I suppose, that you’re aching for a love you’re not getting. Or maybe your soul is starved for adven­ tures that your ego is oblivious to. My advice? Experiment with different forms of nourishment until the bot­ tomless pit begins to feel full.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): San sports writer Tom Fitzgerald reported on the weekly rit­ ual of a pro football player. “I put my left sock on first before every game,” Bill Schultz said, “write my grand­ mother’s name on my wrist tape before putting on my gloves, walk on Francisco Chronicle

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LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I’ve been boning up on an oracular tech­ nique called scarpomancy. It involves divining character from a person’s old shoes. This week I’ve examined the well-worn footwear of over a hundred Librans, and I’ve concluded that you folks are making gritty strides towards developing a more practical approach to life. You’re walking your talk more than you perhaps ever have before. The baby steps you’ve taken towards greater discipline and organization are beginning to add up to a giant step. There was one last truth revealed to me in the course of my soothsaying: You need to go out and buy new shoes that are attractive but comfort­ able.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In Joseph Campbell’s vision of myth, the hero is typically a solitary male who sporadically receives aid from a remote and ineffable muse. But let’s consider an alternative. In some stories, Buddha had a female ally as he sat under the Bo Tree seek­ ing enlightenment. Many early Christians described Jesus and Mary Magdalene as equal collaborators. The Sufi mystic poet Rumi may not have actually made love with his teacher Shams (then again, he might

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SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): There’s no way to say this without enraging churchgoers who take their religion way too seri­ ously, so if you’re one of that tribe, please stop reading now. The fact is, Sagittarius, the planetary forces are now conspiring to give you delight­ fully intimate, possibly even erotic dreams about God and Goddess. And that’s just one likely symptom of the moist breakthroughs you’re courting. I also expect at least one of the fol­ lowing events: cleansing tears in the face of unexpected beauty; gales of laughter that liberate you from a fixa­ tion you’ve clung to perversely; and a bracing foray into the borderlands that will disperse an ancient curse.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): Imagine that you’ve been searching for treasure, Capricorn. With dogged patience, you’ve scoured the wide world, following clues that have come to you from dreams, over­ heard conversations and quirky books. Now, finally, this week, you stumble upon a large wooden chest shut tight with a rusty lock. It’s halfburied in a scrubby patch where a park meets a warehouse district. You dig it up with your bare hands, barely manage to lift it into the trunk of your car, and haul it home. Ripping it open with a crowbar, you find some of the valuables you hoped

AQ UARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Socialize like a Libra who spe­ cializes in creating a robust harmony that energizes everyone. Collaborate like an enlightened Scorpio who’s a master of blending self-interest with generous idealism. Inspire group enthusiasm like a Sagittarius oozing contagious excitement. Celebrate like a highly evolved Pisces who doesn’t need drugs and alcohol to achieve cathartic intoxication. And finally, dear Aquarius, network like a relaxed Aquarius whose frenetic monkey mind is not holding the rest of you hostage.

P IS C E S

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): If you hired me as your mentor or trainer or guide, you know what I’d do right now? I’d convince you to stop working. I’d ask you to redirect all the energy you normally give to producing results and improving yourself. I’d show you that the activi­ ty most worth pursuing during this phase of your astrological cycle is noholds-barred play — exuberant fun that’s free of ambition, creative mess­ ing around that has nowhere to go and nothing to prove, and inventive experiments that inspire you to sus­ pend inhibitions. I dare you to try just such a program, Pisces. ® Y ou c a n c a l l R o b B r e z s n y , d a y o r n ig h t f o r y o u r

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60 Mindy of “The Facts of Life" 62 “— Believer" (■66 hit) 63 Sens.’ colleagues 64 Refuse 65 — Cob, CT 66 Kett of the comics 69 Observe 70 “ONE OF A KIND’ 75 Numbers man? 78 Actress Ward 79 Spoil 80 Particles 84 Coarse file 86 Auto feature: abbr. 88 What have you 90 Secluded 92 Salad type 94 “Psycho" setting 96 Opening 98 Annoyed 99 “A FAMILY HEIR­ LOOM" 103 Musical of Tomorrow" 104 Mineral spring 105 Bestow 106 Triggerhappy guy? 107 Notion 109 Clutter

110 Urban transport 113 Nutritional need 116 Fashionably nostalgic 120 Ready for dinner 123 Poetic preposition 124 “AN ANTIQUE TREAS­ URE" 130 75 Abba hit 131 Olympian Gertrude 132 The Seventh — " (’56 film) 133 tennis play­ er Richards 134 Big bang letters 135 Keys 136 Moon Mullins' brother 137 Imitation DOWN 1 — Mateo, CA 2 Sherwood sight 3 Stalk 4 Brought to ruin 5 Sample the sauce 6 Actor Pitt 7 British dominion 8 Author Umberto

9 Augsburg article 10 Kind of cheese 11 Zhivago’s love 12 Smell — (ba suspicious) 13 Summarize 14 Architect's add-on 15 Salon supply 16 “Mein— " ("Cabaret" tune) 17 Sutherland solo 18 Tramp's tootsie 24 The Brainy Bunch? 25 “— Doubtfire" f93 film) 29 Skunk in “Bambi" 31 Tall story? 32 Andy Griffith series 33 Yoko — 35 Supper scrap 36 Mississippi senator 37 Exchange 38 Start the slaw 39 Helicopter part 41 Tiny colonist

42 Browning’s bedtime? 43 Iran's Abolhassan — Sadr 44 German port 46 Prongs . 47 Optical device 49 Hispanic money 50 Watch keepers? 51 In an engaging manner 52 Wrathful 53 Celtic 59 Tennis legend 61 Barnyard critter 67 Dictator 68 Fall blooms 71 Texas landmark 72 Powerful people 73 Pablum variety 74 Mythical monsters 75 Gullet 76 Turkish title 77 Clinton Cabinet member 81 Exclude 82 Drilling site? 83 Pool person 85 Down-toearth affair? 87 Command at a corner

89 Praises 91 Guitarist Duane 93 Scolded 95 Author LeShan 97 Arafat’s grp. 100 Born 101 Middling mark 102 Nerd 108 Soviet cooperative 109 Trim the turf 111 Genie Francis role 112 — throat 113 Enthusiasm 114 Rock’s — Butterfly 115 Heron’s home 117Thornfield governess 118 Slope 119 AAA offerings 120 Normandy site 121 Mozart’s"— kleine Nachtmusik" 122 Forest beauty 1241.M. the architect 125 Drivers’ lies., e.g. 126 Say please 127 Poseidon’s domain 128 Aye opponent 129 Actress Susan


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hiking, canoeing, snowshoeing, skiing, fol­ lowed by lovely evenings listening to good music, cooking, good wine & conversation. Me, 39, WM, 6’, 165 lbs., long hair, fit. 4911 LOOKING FOR COMPANIONSHIP, SWF, 39,

can you laugh with? 22 YO lover-of-life wants to play with like-minded spirits. No Bush supporters, please. 5038______________

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turesome. Love to ski (telemark) & travel. Also enjoy hiking, biking, animals, music, stimulating conversation & home. Seeking a partner to share life’s adventures. 5064 wants to travel, cook, mountains, red wine, motorcycle across China, jump a train, woodstnoke, colors, life. ISO SWM, 30-37, GSOH, confident, attractive W/ STYLE! 5061

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artist. I enjoy hiking, snowboarding, live Jazz, red wine, Asian food, intelligent conversa­ tion. ISO PM, 28-35, creative, honest & witty for Fall & Winter adventures. 4845_______ SWF, 20, BLONDE/BLUE-GREEN EYES, 5’21/2”, 165 lbs., who enjoys the outdoors, swimming, walking, movies, dancing & more. ISO SWM, 20-30, who is considerate, friendly, honest, with a sense of humor. 4795 SWPF, 46, 5’9". 150 LBS. BLUE-EYED, blonde. Passions include dancing, travel, downhill skiing, cooking, arts, you? Seeking tall, NS, PWM to share the fun. 4752_____

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much younger, 5’io”, 174 lbs., brown/green, likes jogging, working out, movies, music, conversation ISO very slim, mellow F, 47-59, NS, for possible LTR, 4992_________ ' MASTER DE SADE ISO Gl JANE, SUBMISSIVE

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W42Z§___________________________ SWM, 39, 6’, 190 LBS., INDEPENDENT, resourceful, active, seeks optimistic, creative, healthy SF for fun and thrills; must crave snow, water, mountains, new experiences, indoors & out. 4976_________________ ELIGIBLE BACHELOR, SWM, 31. REBELLIOUS, adventurous, likes motorcycling, mountain biking, skiing, being outdoors, seeks gor­ geous, active, healthy F, 23-31, with morals who knows how to cook. 4974__________ TOO MUCH WORK, NOT ENOUGH PLAY IS NO fun at all. DWPM,45 NS seeks petite D/SF NS 30-50 for social activities. Reply for more details. Dinner anyone? 4924___________ SM SEEKS DOUBLE-JOINTED SUPERMODEL who owns a brewery & grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickest a plus, as is having an open-minded twin sister. 4828 TUNED-IN - TURNED-ON. 40, EQUAL BLEND existentially aware cynicism & emotional "**bptimism/availability. Down w/bass, snug­ gling, learning, lasting. Nights are always young. Full hair, expressive, tender. ISO fresh, sensuous, cerebral Goddess. 4921 MAGICAL MANIC MISFIT. DM, TOOTHLESS, poor, stinky, bellied, freakchild. ISO 21 YO, I can call Lilikoi, Starchild, Bubba, Dollhead, Goddess, Princellakiss & Strange. Am I sitting next to you? 4918________________ SWM, 33, NS. ATTRACTIVE, FUN, ADVENTUR­ O U S , sensitive and educated, with many varied interests. Interested in meeting similar for friendship and LTR. 4910___________ ■ HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED IF THAT MAN, who truly can connect with another, respects ! your moods and desires, with no urge to I control you, exists? SWMP, in-shape, goodlooking seeks similar SWF, 27-37.4904____ ! THE GOOD LIFE. SWM, 50, W/ HUGE MARKS j for humor & integrity ISO attractive, fit, intel- ; ligent partner to share good energy with. ; Good looks & sense of humor important. * 4900____________________________ j OPEN-MINDED, ATTRACTIVE, WM, 41, BRN./ \ brn., muscular build, enjoys staying fit, j movies & intimacy. ISO attractive, passion- • ate, healthy F, who is a little wild & intimate « for fun & adventurous times. 4874_______ » LETS RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL LONG l distance runner, loves children, Thoreau, l Coltrane, books, Stevie Ray Vaughn, fall l foliage, Art Blakely, Man o f La Mancha, Ralph « Nader & Radar O’Reilly. Middle-age, NS, l seeks special woman. 4873____________ * BLUE-EYED, 6*2-, 175 LBS., 21, SWM ISO FIT, * attractive, 18-23 YO SWF who loves skiing, * laughing, cuddling & being romanced. * Confidence & honesty a plus. 4872_______ ‘ ARTFUL ROMANCER. TALL, ATTRACTIVE j w/platinum heart, rich soul, fit body & sound * mind. Searching for D/SF, NS, 35-45, to share » imple pleasures & meaningful talk. Discover «

my waters & a sense of completion. 4869 CARING & PASSIONATE DSWM, 39, ISO DSWF w/same qualities who enjoys walking, biking,.skiing, cooking or dinner out, dancing & romancing. Sound like you? Foliage is l here. 4867_______________________ j YOU: BRAVE SOUL FOR FUN & ADVENTURE. ' Must be confident, fit, intelligent, sensual & > fun. Warm eyes I can melt into, an easy * smile . Me: WPM, 6’, 195 lbs., friendships & | LTR. 4864________________________ i LOOKING FOR A PARTNER. SWM, 34, ATH; letic & attractive, ISO SWF, 25-40, who is ‘ interested in movies, outdoor activities & ; nights on the town. 4861_____________ : FUN & FRIENDS FIRST! I’M FIT, ACTIVE, : attractive, easygoing, DWPM, late 40s, w/2 ; loving children living w/me part-time. Passions: art, antiques, water, hiking, adven­ ture, travel, Internet, food, music, coffee, cookies, snuggling. ISO fit, attractive, sensu­ al, stable, NS, ND Lady, 38-50, w/similar interests, desires, for companionship/LTR. 4463___________________________ MIDDLEBURY MAN, 34, W/ROOM IN HIS heart for the right woman. It could be you. Enjoys outdoors, motorcycles & more. You: female, 25-39, for companionship & possible LTR. 4852_____________________■ FOLLOW THE POSITIVE ENERGY. SDWM, 47, 5’io”, 180 lbs. Clean, neat, good-looking, honest. Starting over, ISO LTR. Enjoy every­ thing life & God offers us from a campfire to skydiving. Looking for soulmate, 25-45. Slender, honest, clean, P, come experience the NE Kingdom. 4851_______________ DWM, LATIN DANCER, ISO PETITE PARTNER. Do you move to the rhythm of the music in the night? Your desire is more important than your skills. Come join the fun. 4846 SWM, 44, ATTRACTIVE, EDUCATED, HEALTHY, 6’2”, tall & slender. Passions incl.: downhill skiing & a serious relationship w/the right woman. ISO attractive PF, 32-45, educated, honest, intimate & fun. Possible LTR, 4843 SWM, 37, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, BLUE EYES. Likes downhill skiing. Short walks or hikes. Acts & looks 25. ISO active fit SF who woyld like to go skiing or enjoy walks. 4841__________ FUN, PEACEFUL CHARMING DANCE PARTNER

needed for dance steps into future with sweet,, charming, s’8”, 4oish M. Has exten­ sive use of both feet & both sides of the brain. 4 8 2 5 _____________________________________________ SWM, 50,192 LBS., 5’i r , BRN./BLUE. LIKES camping, fishing, classical music, photogra­ phy, golf, movies, moonlight walks, looking at stars. The outdoors type, enjoys one day at a time. ISO SWF, 35-51, ND, honest. 4803 CUBAN-STYLE SALSA DANCER ISO PARTNER. Free, P classes plus premium video practice sessions. Trim lady, 2 0 - 4 0 S . Me: run, goodhumored, sincere, trim, gentle SM. No strings. 4 8 0 2 ___________________________________________ COUNTRY FARM BOY, STUCK IN THE CITY ISO farmer’s daughter — help! I can’t under­ stand these people. DWM, 40, NS, teens at home. I like anything outdoors. Seeking communicative, reciprocal LTR. 4798______ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SLEPT AND when you slept, you had a dream, and in that dream, you found a beautiful flower, and what if when you woke, you still had that flower? Athletic SWM, 28. 4797______ LONELY SWM, 50, 6’, 170 LBS., ISO WEEKend party girl. Must enjoy drinking, dancing, loving. Prefer B/AF. Tall, slim, sexy attire. Always have an erotic thought. 4793______ DWM, 47, ISO NS, NESTING, CARING, GENTle, sweet, loving F who likes being half of an intimate couple, touching, sharing, holding hands, cats, wine, walks, reading & movies. 4792

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MEDIUM BUILD, SELF-PROCLAIMED SUCCESSful, is subversive, genius. Montpelier, VT. 35, ISO SWF, fit, 30, sweet, true & right girl who sees me. Bueller. 4791_______________ VAN MORRISON IN DUBLIN, HARMONIES around a fire, bike Montreal, hike the Kingdom, cuddle at home in Burlington. SWM, 39, NS, vegetarian, fit, happy, clear. Seeks eventual LTR. 4788_____________ LIFE IS GOOD... BUT DO YOU DAYDREAM l about meeting the one who makes life very 1 good in every way? SWM, 39, very cute & * fit, looking for daydreamer. 4787________ ; DOWN-TO-EARTH, CREATIVE, ENVIRONMENJ tally sensitive, culture jammer, playful, goofy, * athletic, healthy living, snowshoe, mtn. bike, * art, sushi, attractive, Old Montreal, oceans, * rivers, cairns, n/s, motivated, 38, crazy, etc. ; 4Z§5___________________________ j TALL DARK, HANDSOME. AQUARIAN, 50, . OF ANY AGE. I AM HAIRY* looks 40. 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Age not important, personality & l ing, children fine, Montpelier area. 4780 appearance is. 4746_________________ J SWM 45 YEARS YOUNG. INTERESTS: SM, 45, GOOD-LOOKING, W/HAIR. LITERATE, l NASCAR, camping, snowmobiling, golf. Loves * sunsets/sunrises & walks at the ocean, ISO F educated, wild, spiritual. Likes driving, boat­ ing, walking, movies, synagogue, real estate, J to enjoy the outdoors. 4778___________ picking berries, mowing, weed whacking, : MY LIFE IS FULL OF PARADOX, NON-STARVtrimming & debarking. Likes to learn, can be t ing artist, e-Commerce Luddite, crunchy, sexy, intelligent & cute. Good psychologist. 1 bearded, empire builder, 37, active, fun, lives 4744___________________________ * simply, explores widely, ISO massage part* ner, chemical attraction, bliss. 4773______ ; MY TRACTOR’S SEXY. SWM, 47, 5 ’u ”, 165 lbs., energetic, healthy, hardworking, good* WHERE ARE YOU? SWPM 26, ACTIVE, looking, NS & ND. Fit & fabulous, likes ani­ 2 healthy, loves music, outdoors & life. ISO mals, country, outdoors ISO attractive, fit, * SWPF, 21-28, for adventures, must love to ambitious, honest who likes country. 4743 l laugh, skis & attitude a plus. I want to see * the world, care to join me? 4772________ ; * JUMP START MY LIFE: DWM, 40S, ISO ; f# ///iv / ; D/SWF, NS/NA/ND (race optional), 25-50. > Gardening, pets, outdoors, long rides, kids, ; l quiet times, cuddling, walks. Must be selfj SWF ISO 25+ SWF WHO IS LOOKING TO ; reliant, mentally fit. Friends 1st, possible ; LTR. 4756________________________ < build a lasting friendship and maybe more with a compassionate and affectionate ; OUTDOORSY, ATHLETIC, ROMANTIC, 45, J woman. 4923______________________ > DWM. Politically incorrect. Loves cooking, '< | dancing & animals. ISO fit, funny, 38-46, F * WANT TO MEET AN ATTRACTIVE, SWEET, to fall in love & live happily ever after. 4755 * stable person, 25+. 4853______________ ISO OLDER F, DWM, 42, TALL HANDSOME, * WF, 20, ISO A DISCREET F TO HELP FULFILL ; well-built ISO attractive, older F who is ready l a fantasy or two!! 4844_______________ i for some passion & romance in her life. A J I’M A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT UNSURE OF big bottom is a real plus. 4753_________ l my sexuality, looking for a companion to INTO THE MYSTIC, SWM, 48, 6’, 190 LBS. j explore friendship & exploration with. 5’4”, seeks SF, 35-48, who is blue-collar w/street 2 170 lbs. Interests: art, outdoors. Qualities: smarts. Music, travel, country living (soon), 1 honesty, sensitive. 4774______________ wouldn’t normally answer ad„ for LTR. 4751 ; ME: FUNNY, RELAXED, CARING SWBIF. LOVES WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL? DWM, YOUNG 38, * music & long rides to unknown destinations. smoker. 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ARE YOU IN STEP WITH NEEDING ROMANCE

in your life? How ’bout the intangible touch of pas de deux seeking us out? 4984 SINGLE & LONELY, GWM, 22, IN BURL ISO

SGWM, 18-35, for LTR. I’m 5’io”, 135 lbs., slim build, brn/brn, loving, caring, sweet, sin­ cere, passionate & affectionate. 4863

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RECENTLY DITCHED MID-THIRTIES M SEEKS reasonably fit, opinionated, tolerant male with cynical wit for general bitch sessions and mutual enjoyment of each other. If you’re adventuresome, it’s even better! 4862

HEALTHY, HORNY & HAPPY YOUNG GUY ISO serious gay or bi-curious guys (18-40) for some friendly fun. Love of wrestling, eating, hangin’ out & hot sex is a plus. 4856_______

GWM, EARLY 40'S, ISO CLEAN-CUT GM. Drink- & chemical-free for fun & friendship. Emphasis on cut. Possible LTR for right person, No fats or ferns. 4847________________

YOUNG SM, 18 YO, ISO MATURE M FOR AN erotic encounter. I am not very experienced but eager to learn. Leave your name and phone #. You won’t be sorry. 4829

desires w/secret MaWM lover. Must be dis­ creet and safe! 5056_____________________

EUROPEAN MA M, EARLY 40’S, ATTRACTIVE, in great shape, ISO intimate, regular relation­ ship with an attractive, uninhibited woman in need of TLC. Race, age, marital status are not important. 5048_______________________

SWPM, YOUNG 50S, W/STRONG, SPIRITUAL values ISO new “committed friendship” not romance. Let’s explore the outdoors & enjoy cultural events, travel & good food/wine together. 4989____________________________

ATTRACTIVE, FUN, FIT, 31, s ’S” , 140 WM, ISO hot sexy, attractive P — outgoing, crazy, fun, SBiF, 21-35, who truly wants to be swept off her feet. No children. 5011_________________

Midd. I bought a CD off you & you said my tattoos were beautiful. Would you like to go out sometime? What the hell, right? 5071

responded to my ad. I wrote down the wrong number. Please call again, would love to talk. 5045______________________________

NATHAN, 10/21/00, CONTRA-DANCING WITH

YOU: STOCKY MOVER FOR BRUCE. ME:

YOU: WOMAN W/LONG BROWN- HAIR READ-

who would like a threesome. Must be clean, safe & discreet. 5006______________________

WE’RE A FIT, ACTIVE, ADVENTUROUS PCU in our early 40s. We’re seeking to meet another open-minded Cu of any age who might be interested in pursing a casual, inti­ mate relationship. 5063

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FIVE SPICE 10/23. I WAS OUT TO DINNER W/ a friend, you were cooking. I think I recog­ nized you, but you didn’t know it was me. I was too shy to say anything... inconceivable. 5046

pm. You: in black. We exchanged glances. Me: red truck, late for appt. Couldn’t stop to talk. Dinner? 5076

CO-OP. YOU ARE THE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL woman I have ever seen. I lollygag just to get in your line. You mystify me. The guy with the tofu and goatee. 5005_____________

name), I still miss you. I’d like to see you again. Je t’aime. If you identify me, call me or send me an E-mail. 5051_______________

PEARL ST. IN ESSEX ON 10/25 AROUND 6

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5009_______________ ___________

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YO SF for friendly and erotic encounters. I am very experienced. Discretion is a must.

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ty. You cuffed me, but failed to protect and serve. How about getting together in normal attire? - Triple E Cup Lady in Red. 5053 ___

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get sensual massage to/from F, 20-40. 5073

TINNIE LITTLE SUPERGUY EACH MORNING IS

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new members. Swords to spaceships, with focus on characters. New folks encouraged, it’s fun! We’d love to have you, call Kerri for more info. 4649

cross-dresser, longtime. Genuinely fascinated student of the scene. ISO attractive, domi­ nant Fem(s) for safe & sane initiation into YOUR world. “Aching” to be pleasing & amusing. Clean & discreet, imperative. Have costume, will travel. 4986_________________

beautiful, short dark hair, glasses. Walked past after I parked. Ended up across from you while you had lunch. I had beer with sister & husband. 5041_________ ___________

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ing Dostoevsky at Muddy Waters late Sat night, Oct. 28. Me: “From a logical point of view,” alone, green sweater, seated in armchair. Interested? 5059____________________

tele-ski at Smuggs, this winter. Free-spirited, cynical, year-round outdoor adventuress. Humor is necessary. Reply by letter,-4660 •

BIWM, 45, 5’8" 150 LBS., ISO CU W/ BIM,

clumsy hand for decorating gal: Blush Hill. Was clumsy cuz I couldn’t take my eyes off you! Talk about animal magnetism! If you’re EVER curious... 5044________________ ______

you was so much fun. I can’t get you out of my head. I’m 1 & I’m hoping U R 1 2. Dinner sometime? 5070___________________________

SF, 29, ISO SM, 29-38, ISO A FRIEND TO

discreet F for a 1 - time threesome (boyfriend’s fantasy / b-day wish). No psy­ chos need apply. No strings. Just a fun, ONETIME experience. Thanks. 4927_____________

HANDSOME MA M, 35, LOOKING TO GIVE &

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WOODSWOMAN (N.CT. VT.), 49, SEEKS KINDred soul for dance of intimacy— led by kind hearts, step by step, to loving, celebrating & honoring our being together & apart. Let’s dance. Box 829____________________________

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SWM, 25, 5’ 7”. BROWN EYES/HAIR. I AM

GROW OLD WITH ME. SWF, 57, SMOKER, ISO WM who likes auto racing, country music, camping, dining out & quiet times at home. Friends First. Write soon. Box 832__________

23 YO, ATTRACTIVE SWF, WHO LOVES DANcing, sports, driving, cuddling & adventure. Sorry, country music not included. ISO SM, 18-30 w/ same interests plus sense of humor. Box 827

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the woods & under the rock from where you came. Box 840____________________________

WM ISO CU OR F WILLING TO TRAIN ME to serve your pleasure. Will refund forwarding fee. Box 818__________________________

I, SGW, WHO’S LOOKING FOR SOME GREAT

38, smoker. Good looks/build. Seeks a slen­ der F, 28-44, who is outgoing, enjoys music, dancing, the outdoors & indoors, romance, quiet times. Make us happen! Box 821______

OUS. Needed to fulfill lesbian fantasies

w/wife. Some 3-Some contact necessary. Box 807

TRIM, WELL-READ, SUCCESSFUL, HEALTH-

to painting, reading & aerobic dancing, is looking for a gentleman, 51-69, who’s intel­ lectual, aware & loving— & can twinkle back! Box 830____________________________ gentleman, 65+, tall, intelligent, caring. Me: tall, hazel eyes, slim, trim, education, retired P, active, NS. Box 831______________________

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loyal, honest, romantic, discreet, willing, lov­ ing, faithful gentleman. ISO a full-figured F for a serious relationship. Send photo. Box 836__________________________________

conscious, outdoor adventurer. Enjoys fourseason hiking, biking, kayaking, backcountry skiing, NPR, far-flung travels, CA wine coun­ try, Irish theater, impromptu storytelling. Seeking mutual chemistry & joy with expres­ sive, independent woman, 35-44, who enjoys all things out-of-doors. Let’s correspond & see what happens. Box 823_______

SANDRA AT UVM, LIKED YOUR PICTURES ON

MS. BODACIOUS: EXTREME INTELLIGENCE,

active, fun, loves movies, quiet life. Box 835

Bookmark. Send a hello to Montpelier. I’ll return the cost. How are you? How was Brattleboro? Box 837______________________

LOOKING FOR ROMANTIC, PASSIONATE, companion. Me: PSWM, 61, tall, slim, NS, You: attractive, slim, free spirit, adventurous, assionate. Like travel & dining. Box 838

lover of nature & water. Fit, good kisser. Give me a scent. Early 40s, searching for you. Venturing from Shangri-La, hoping to bring you home. Box 820._________________

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BIM, 5’5, 145 LBS., CLEAN, SAFE & D is­ creet. Have this thing about men who take what they want. B&D, S&M, verbal abuse OK. I’m your boy toy. Box 830____________

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BIWM, 50ISH, CLEAN, DISCREET, ATTRACitive, good shape, ISO well-built M for discreet encounters, days or eves. Box 825 ATTRACTIVE, BIWM, LATE 50S, CLEAN, discreet, s ’8”, 160 lbs., would like to meet well-built M bi or straight for discreet encounters days or eves. Box 815

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OPEN MON - SAT 10-6, FRI TILL 9 • SUN 11-5* DOWNTOWN BURLINGTON • 863-2221


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