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SUPPORT THIRD PARTY Ralph Nader is running for the President of the United States and his nomination is worthy of the sup­ port of Vermonters. His campaign of “People over Profit” is fundamentally different from that of the two major parties, which are now much alike in many ways. They are both very much beholden to corporate donors and both are reluctant to discuss issues that really matter, such as the increasing concentration of wealth and power in the hands of a few at the sacrifice of the environment, social justice and democratic sys­ tems. Ralph is not against profit. However, he does feel that business needs to be conducted in a responsi­ ble manner and as president will

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insist this means that gays will now SAVE THE RANCOR come here in droves. Say what? Just a few thoughts concerning That’s like saying that if soul food the upcoming political season. restaurants started popping up all Firstly, I would ask the folks run­ over Vermont, black people would ning for office, and their support­ start moving here en masse. Never ers, to act civilly this year. What­ happen... ever political stripe you are, if you Anyway, even though the win, you must remember that no matter the size of the populace you thought of a Governor Dwyer makes me more depressed than represent, you should be willing to Billy Greer around the Christmas “spare a little ear” to those who holidays, hey, if she wins fair and didn’t, in fact, support you. And square, good for her. Now, ladies for God’s sake, could we all just and gentlemen, return to your cor­ stick to the issues this fall? ners and when you hear the sound Whatever your politics, if you choose to use rancor, hyperbole of the bell, come out campaigning. and name-calling, save it for your Ding! favorite watering hole and keep it — William S. Christopher off my TV and radio. Burlington I don’t care if you’re “conserva­ tive,” normal, sorry, “liberal,” a DEAN SUPPORTS RIGHT TO “frog lover” or “pond scum.” If CHOOSE The Pollina campaign operates you think it’s okay that school children in one town have com­ on the fallacy that no difference exists between the Democrats and puters while kids one town over should “tough it out” with an aba­ the Republicans and their main candidates for governor, Gov. cus, that’s your right. Just be artic­ ulate and succinct while making Howard Dean and former state your point. And remember what Rep. Ruth Dwyer. That rhetoric masks the important difference Camus said, that “those who have grandeur inside of them do not do between the two: The Democrats politics.” (Or was that Harvey and Dean are committed to the Milk?) liberties of Roe v. Wade, which By the by, a quick thought on J guarantee to women reproductive civil unions: Certain local yokels, freedom, while the Republicans in when I have the occasional displea­ sure of drinking next to them, Continued on page 8

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The following day Bernie Rome himself appeared for 90 contentious minutes on “The M a rk Johnson Last weeks Seven Days scoop on alleged antiShow” on WDEV/WKDR radio. Mr. Rome took a Semitic remarks by the Republican gubernatorial garbage-truck load of nasty, low-life brickbats from candidate has ricocheted across Vermont and all the over a dozen devoted Dwyer disciples. It was shootway to Washington, D.C. And in a state already the-messenger radio, and yours truly was honored divided by the hot-button political issue of gay to get some incoming as well. marriage in the form of civil unions, the Bernie Instantly rising in defense of Ruthless Ruth was Rom e vs. Ruth Dwyer story — specifically whether none other than the chairman of the Vermont it even is a news story — has sharply divided the GOP, Patrick Garahan of South Burlington. Patsy Vermont media. Amazing! the Pol, a former Coast Guard officer and The story of Bernie Rome s allegations hit the “Jeopardy” champion, turned his guns on the Battleship Dwyer squarely amidships last week. It Vermont press for having reported it in the first clearly stalled Ruthless Ruth’s place. momentum in the wake of her “It is absurd,” said Patsy, landslide victory in the “that the media would cover an Republican primary. unsubstantiated story that could By now everyone with a pass­ damage the reputation of a can­ ing interest in Vermont politics didate. It is unprofessional and has heard the story. But while the unfair.” vast majority of Vermont news Echoing Mr. Garahan’s outlets considered the matter unbiased viewpoint is M ic k e y newsworthy — even Washington, Hirten, executive editor of The D.C., politicos have read all Burlington Free Press. Mr. about it on The Hotline— two Hirten told Seven Days the giant media companies in this Freeps decided to ignore the market have refused to report it Rome/Dwyer story because at all! there was “no corroboration.” Both The Burlington Free Press Like Mr. Garahan, Mr. Hirten (Gannett) and WPTZ-TV portrayed it as a “He said — (Hearst-Argyle) in Plattsburgh, She said” situation with no way New York, have blacked out the to know whom to believe. anti-Semitism story from the “It doesn’t satisfy our stan­ news page and TV screen. They dards,” said Hirten. say it’s not news because it’s just a Standards, eh? three-year-old “He said — She So we asked why the local said” story with no corroboration. Gannett paper had recently They say their news standards are given top billing to uncorrobo­ g y p F T E R PfREYNE “higher” than the rest of us peons rated allegations that H illary in the press. How noble. Clinton had made an antiAs a result, the story of alleged anti-Semitism by Semitic remark to a campaign staffer in an Arkansas the charismatic right-wing populist poised to campaign in the 1970s. become Vermont’s next governor simply does not Replied Hirten, “The national news is trickier.” exist in the world inhabited by the readers of Cute answer. Vermont’s largest daily newspaper. Nor viewers who WPTZ news director Andy W oorm ser agreed watch the frequently top-rated TV news program in with Hirten. the market. “We wrangled about it,” Woormser told Seven It’s as if the most-talked-about story in Election Days. “It was a private conversation between two 2000 never happened. As if Bobby T h o m p so n ’s people that occurred three years ago and we could­ home run was a foul ball. As if the Japanese never n’t confirm it,” he said. So Ch. 5 decided not to surrendered. The Beatles never wrote a song. As if put it on the air, even though it was a story on the there was never an Anita Hill, a Juanita Broderick region’s Associated Press wire and carried by all the and most certainly, never a M o n ic a Lewinsky. competition. Quite simply, in the past week, the news scene in We asked Mr. Woormser'if the same standards the Green Mountains has resembled a “Twilight should have been applied to Anita Hill’s infamous Zone” episode. allegations against Judge Clarence Thom as, then a Let’s back up a little. nominee for the U.S. Supreme Court. You remem­ In a nutshell, Republican Bernie Rome of ber, pubic hair and Coca-Cola. Killington, a successful multi-millionaire developer “That’s a very good point,” replied Woormser. and 1998 GOP gubernatorial candidate, says that “It didn’t come up in our discussion. This is a craft, then-State Rep. Ruth Dwyer ofThetford made not a science,” said the news director. “We thought astonishing anti-Semitic remarks to him in a we made the right decision at the time.” September 1997 telephone conversation. At the After speaking with Hirten Tuesday morning, time, both were political allies. They were recog­ yours truly was contacted by a professor in the phi­ nized as the most outspoken opponents of losophy department at UVM. Professor H ilary Vermont’s new Equal Educational Opportunity Act Kornblith, who teaches contemporary philosophy, — Act 60. Rome told Seven Days that Dwyer told said he had also contacted Mr. Hirten to question him the reason the Vermont press was defending why the Freeps was censoring the Dwyer antiDemocrat Gov. How ard Dean in the contentious Semitism story. He told us that he had a lengthy Act 60 debate was because Dean “is Jewish and the phone conversation with Hirten, who called him at press is Jewish.” She went on to identify three home Monday after the paper had received a letter prominent journalists as being Jewish, though only to the editor Kornblith had submitted on the mat­ two of them actually are. Neither is Ho-Ho. ter. Mrs. Dwyer denied she made the anti-Semitic Kornblith told Seven Days that Editor Hirten statements. She did acknowledge, however, that told him the same thing. That it was a “He said — she had several conversations with Bernie Rome She said” story that could not be corroborated. that year, both in person and on the telephone. The UVM professor said he then asked why the Asked face-to-face by Seven Days if Mr. Rome was newspaper had been running letters to the editor lying, she replied, “I think Bernie is trying to spin expressing uncorroborated, and outlandish allega­ something for political reasons.” tions about Gov. Dean, such as one accusing HoIn fact, one week later, we note that not once in Ho of supporting pedophilia. her denials on radio, television and in the daily He said Hirten responded, “We shouldn’t have newspapers does Ms. Dwyer ever charge that Mr. run that.” Rome is lying. Asked if Mr. Hirten might change the paper’s Last week’s Seven Days report was followed up — letters policy, Professor Kornblith told Seven Days by stories in the Rutland Herald, in the BarreMr. Hirten replied, “It’s not my department.” Montpelier Times Argus, on Vermont Public Radio After batting the issue around for awhile, the via Bob Kinzel, the dean of radio news in the Professor said Mr. Hirten “asked me why I was so Green Mountains, on WCAX-TV (CBS), on interested in seeing this issue given coverage.” WDEV and WKDR, on WVNY-TV (ABC), in the Kornblith told Seven Days that Hirten asked him, Valley News, St. Albans Messenger, Caledonian-Record “Are you Jewish?” and on the wires of the Associated Press under the byline of veteran Statehouse reporter ROSS Sneyd. Inside Track continued on page 2 4

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A 19-year-old clerks plan to steal cash from the convenience store where he worked in Shawnee, Kansas, failed even though he put tape over the lens­ es of two security cameras before he called police to claim he had been robbed. He used transparent tape. When police arrived the clerk told them the robber ordered him to tape over the camera, but after reviewing the videotape, Shawnee police Lt. Mitch Brim said it “looks a little fuzzy, but I don’t see any robbery in there.” • Don D. Astorga, 31, was con­ victed of smuggling a dozen lizards from the Philippines to the United States by concealing them in his underwear. At Astorga’s trial, Las Vegas police Detective John Zidzik testified that he approached the defendant at McCarran International Airport because the man had “unusual bulges in his groin area not consistent with male anato­ my.” Zidzik searched Astorga and found 12 lizards, one a foot long, stuffed into several tube socks in Astorga’s underwear.

A $2.5 million project by New York City and IBM to create death certificates on-line was in disarray six months after its start­ up, The New York Times reported. The system recorded death dates that were earlier than birth dates and indicated some men were pregnant at the time of their deaths. “We simply don’t under­ stand what the problem is,” said Wilson Bebee, executive director of the Metropolitan Funeral Directors Association. • One day after a gas explosion in New York City killed Leonard and Harriet Walit in their Brooklyn home, city offi­ cials sent a letter to the dead husband demanding that he clean up the rubble. “The responsibility to take such action is yours,” said the letter, signed by Brooklyn borough building commissioner Tarek Zeid, “and because of the severi­ ty of the condition, the work must begin immediately.”

Big-Time Loser Zippy Chippy, the losingest horse in the recorded history of thoroughbred racing, put his 0and-86 record on the line against a human competitor, Jose

Herrera, 27, an outfielder for the Rochester Red Wings baseball team. Herrera got a quick start in the 40-yard sprint across the out­ field grass at Rochester’s Frontier Field and beat the 9-year-old gelding by three horse lengths. “I think 40 yards is too short for Zippy Chippy to win,” handicapper Dave Mattice told the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. “If Herrera had to carry a jockey, it would be more fair.”

Boot-Scootin’ Boogie Roman Kunikov, an engineer­ ing professor at Russia’s Ufa Aviation Technical University, announced the invention of gaso­ line-powered boots, which he demonstrated can attain speeds of up to 25 mph and strides of 13 feet. Each boot weighs 2 pounds and incorporates a 1-foot-long piston that straps along the calf and fires downward, pushing a metal plate away from the bot­ tom of the shoe and lifting the wearer upward. Metal rods on the soles act as shock absorbers.

Beef with Sprouts Alaska’s Supreme Court ruled that Lawrence Allen, a pipeline worker in Prudhome Bay, is enti­ tled to disability benefits because he ate Brussels sprouts in a compa­ ny cafeteria. The Wall StreetJournal reported Allen later experienced severe gastric distress and had to be airlifted to Anchorage, where a doctor found two balls of undigest­

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Get-Rich Schem e Yarneiser Perez, 25, admitted placing 153 calls to a friend’s psy­ chic line from a Jersey City, New Jersey, bank where he worked as a contractor. The calls, made over five months, totaled 546 hours and 30 minutes, costing the bank $163,614. Perez explained the psychic line in the Dominican Republic was owned by a friend, whose income he was helping to boost. “In many instances,” feder­ al prosecutors charged, “defen­ dant Perez left the phone off the hook for hours so that his friend at Teleamigos would receive greater compensation.”

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Police in St. Johnsbury still haven’t caught the man who severe­ ly damaged a precious work of art at the Fairbanks Museum last month. Authorities have a composite drawing of a suspect who hurled a heavy wooden chair down onto an intricately carved buffalo skeleton that illus­ trates the history,of the Lakota Sioux. Artist Jim Durham picked up the pieces and brought them back to Ohio, where he is no doubt contem­ plating the implications of the assault. “From a museum standpoint, it is reparable, but of course that doesn’t make it spiritually whole again,” says Fairbanks director Charlie Browne, noting the cost of reconstruction will be covered by the museums insurance company. Oddly enough, Durham wants the injurious chair when the police are done with it. “He wants to be able to sit on that chair and tell the story,” says Browne. Another sad chapter . . . Musician and filmmaker Martin Guigui is “taking back Vermont” this week. The Los Angeles-based creator of Wedding Band needs fall footage for his new movie, which he describes as “Norma Rae meets Fargo meets Waynes World.” Originally titled Frickin Decent, Jeezum Crow is a four-season film about two guys who are trying to keep their Vermont farm from being mailed over. In their spare time, the duo plays in a Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute band, called Freebird. Guigui will spend most of the week shooting in Waitsfield with a “circus of people” that includes Vermonters Rusty Dewees, Steve Sm all, John Alexander and Fran Stoddard. On Monday night, Guigui will host a panel discussion at Champlain College with Lethal Weapon screenwriter Shane Black — reportedly the highest-paid wordsmith in Hollywood. He plays a state trooper in Jeezum Crow. . . M ary Azarian’s funky “Alphabet” series launched her career as a world-class printmaker. These days “M” is for “Martha Stewart Living.” In the process of profiling Azarian for a seg­ ment that aired earlier this month, reporters were asking around Montpelier to confirm, among other things, that Vermont has more artists than anywhere else in the country. The investigation progressed from the Vermont Arts Council to the Travel and Tourism Division to Vermont Life magazine before it was declared an “urban-rural myth.” When it comes to the per-capita population of visual artists, according to a study commissioned by the National Endowment for the Arts, Vermont actually ranks number-two in the country, after New Mexico. ®

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argued realistically that he had seen too many cases where the father of the fetus was a close relative of the mother to favor such punitive mea­ sures. Most important, in an era where many doctors and political leaders are being frightened by threats of violence to avoid a com­ mitment to womens freedoms, Gov. Dean has steadfastly main­ tained that commitment, unlike his main opponent, who will not promise if elected to keep govern­ ment’s hands off women’s bodies. In the best scenario, the Pollina people believe their own rhetoric, thinking that the difference between candidates on women’s rights to reproductive freedom from the state is not an essential issue. In the worst scenario the campaign deliberately obfuscates the difference to get votes. But citi­ zens should know that women and their liberty will pay the highest price if they fall for the Pollina argument, and if his votes cost the election of Gov. Dean. — Sandy Baird

Burlington Sandy Baird is a former Democratic State Representative from Burlington.

VERMONT IN FOREFRONT

The Vermont Constitution, first written in 1777, was the first to abolish slavery, Steve Mount tells me on his Web site. It took some time for the rest of the nation to follow this example of equal justice. In 2000, Vermont has again set a historic milestone by recognizing the rights of same-sex couples.. While there is no reason to believe that it will not again take some time for the rest of the nation to follow this example of fairness, it is already certain this is a turning point in the development of our democracy which will stand as the start of a new era for civil rights for gay people and for our families. In a letter to the Rutland Herald, September 3, 2000, Sam Lloyd of Weston writes: “Forget­ ting that history shows that progress in civil rights for minori­ ties suffering from discrimination has almost always been gained without majority support, the opponents of the law vow to seek revenge this fall from those who supported the bill.” Stand tall, Vermonters! Not only for yourselves and for the

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political and moral courage in sign­ ing the civil-union bill, but in the future he will have to earn my vote by championing causes which will improve the lives of the working people of Vermont. — Al Salzman

Fairfield SUPPORT OUTRIGHT

Please support Governor Dean and the “Outright Vermont Program.” Outright Vermont is a program designed to educate all school children, giving them sensi­ tivity training toward other stu­ dents whose sexual orientation may be different from theirs. Every human being deserves to be treated with love, honor and tolerance. Remember that those children struggling with their sexual identi­ ty could be your children, grand­ children or other family members and friends. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Love our differences, and love each other. — Susan Kenyon Plante

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I am very worried about the moral decline of our society__

but not because a reasoned and thoughtful legislature has acknowl­ edged a small part of our commu­ nity as humans with the same lib­ erty and responsibilities as the majority. No, I am worried because it seems that so many selfrighteous people think nothing, absolutely nothing, of concocting lies, of spreading lies, and of doing anything to destroy ... good, hard­ working legislators who have served their districts and Vermont well on many, many issues that affect #//Vermonters — that is the ultimate in evil, godlessness and immorality... A sorry fact of life is that if a lie is repeated often enough, it starts to sound like a fact. The liar even begins to believe it. I have listened to protestors spouting bald-faced lies to our elected leaders; I have read despicable, disgusting lies in pamphlets and handouts printed to look “official;” I have overheard our Vermont children being exposed to hate and lies and slander... “Thou shalt not bear false wit­ ness against thy neighbor.” Here in Vermont, we are all neighbors, and it is up to each of us to stand up to

these liars, and to say that we will not let you and your lies destroy good people. — Kathy Strahm

Burlington SWEEPING DIRT UNDER RUG?

In reply to Peter Freyne’s inquiry [Inside Track, Aug. 30] about The Burlington Free Press’ tainted editorial board and anger toward Attorney Burgess (sic), the answer lies deeply rooted in the soul of its community. Vermont’s largest daily newspa­ pers editorial board maintains that an undefined rigidity justifies unverified possibilities to render a culpable cause. Mr. Freyne scratch­ es the surface by examining the BFP’s stance on graffiti. However, no in-depth question is asked about his rival’s position on heroin users or transient campers. In both instances, Mr. Carey and his cohorts are elitist totalitarians holding the belief that sweeping society’s dirt under a rug is an invi­ tation to us for a better life. — Stephen A. Jarvis

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HARASSERS, NO T “HOM OS,” THE PROBLEM

I am not one for writing letters in newspapers, but when I witness attacks based on fear and igno­ rance, I feel compelled to do so. I am shocked at the allegations that certain local groups have waged against Governor Dean and Outright Vermont. Their allega­ tions that they are promoting the teaching of homosexuality, or rather, “how to be homosexual,” within our schools is ludicrous. When was the last time these peo­ ple were in a school and witnessed what actually goes on? I teach in a public high school, and I do know what goes on there. Students are teased, shoved in lock­ ers, and called “dyke,” “fag” or “homo.” If there is any teaching about homosexuality, it is that homosexuals are people, too, and because of that they deserve respect [and] dignity. If we don’t teach children to accept people for their differences, then those students who are the target of harassment because of their suspected homo­ sexuality will continue to suffer. How many more teenagers

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he looked to be on the eld­ erly side of middle-aged, broad-faced, plain brown hair pulled back. It was last spring, late April or early May. As we left the Essex Junction Amtrak station in my taxi head­ ing west towards the lake, I thought, “This woman looks like an Andrew Wyeth model, but from the Midwest.” Passing the Fort and St. Michaels College, we chatted easily and I quickly surmised that Anna was just that — a lifetime Okie on her first trip east o f the Mississippi. She expressed a keen interest in seeing the Green Mountains “close-up.” I offered my taxi and myself as, respective­ ly, tour bus and tour guide, and Anna heartily accepted. Pick-up time was set for noon the follow­ ing day. I told her to plan for a three-hour tour. Unlike the illfated M innow on “Gilligan’s Island,” I said, my tours come with a no-shipwreck guarantee. She laughed and told me I was a

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She was wearing a frock and beaming. We rolled down Route 15, with me playing the consummate tour guide. All that was missing was one of those hand-held microphones. “Yup, this is Jericho, home of the improbable Snowflake Bentley.” W hat I did­ n’t know, I made up, and Anna ate up every hokey detail. As we cruised onto the Pleasant Valley Road through Underhill, I finally shut up and asked her about her life. Her plain-spoken sincerity struck me. Her dad’s farm failed during the ’30s, she told me, and the family was left destitute. Instead of leaving for California, in the Dust Bowl exodus chronicled by John Steinbeck and Woody Guthrie, Anna’s family stayed in Oklahoma as itinerant farm workers. By age eight or nine, she was pitching in. Packing strawberries one lonely summer day, she slipped a note with her name and address into the bottom of a container, a “message in a bottle.” Later that summer,she received a letter


from one Georgia Littlefield, a 10-year-old Nebraska schoolgirl, and, yes, she would “love” to be her pen-pal. It would be “swell.” From this unlikeliest of beginnings developed a life-long friendship of the utmost intima­ cy. Anna and Georgia shared each other’s lives from the teen years into adulthood. On rare occasions there were visits, but mostly they communicated through letters and, later, by telephone. And one thing they shared was an enchantment with Vermont. They both subscribed to Vermont Life and would read every article religiously. Every so often National Geographic would do a feature on maple sugaring, ice-fishing or skiing, and they would clip the pictures scrapbook-style. I asked Anna how two born-and-bred Midwestern farm girls came to hear about Wrmont, let alone develop an obsession with this most Yankee of northeastern states. “I can’t honestly recall,” she replied. “From my earliest child­ hood, I would imagine a land of tall hills, white snow and deep green forests. It didn’t take long before Georgia — bless her heart — was sharing the same dream.” At the long covered bridge just outside Jeffersonville village, Anna handed me her camera and had me shoot any number of pictures of her waving, throw­ ing pebbles into the stream below, and, in her own demure way, generally vamping it up. Getting into the spirit of the occasion, I told her she looked better than Meryl Streep in The Bridges o f Madison County. She blushed, said she had seen the movie, but had known that Vermont’s covered bridges would outclass anything that Clint Eastwood came up with. Now she knew she was right. As we passed the Smuggler’s Notch ski lifts and began the sharp ascent through the Notch itself, Anna was visibly trans­ ported. She looked like a kid on her first visit to an old-fashioned candy store. A few pockets of snow still dotted the cliff side. Here and there roadside water­ falls gushed cool, clear water through crevices that looked like laugh lines on the faces of kindly old men. We stopped at one of the many pull-overs near the peak so Anna could wander a little and take some photos. I glanced at her face as I walked nearby. It was as if she was imprinting this wondrous ,vista for all time, stor­ ing it forevermore in her mind’s eye.

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thing I always imagined,” she” said. “Never will I forget this day.” On the way back to Burlington, we spoke little. Camel’s Hump is a palpable presence along the stretch from Waterbury to Burlington. On that afternoon it felt like a mam­ moth and friendly great-uncle watching over us. Donning my tour guide’s hat one final time, I told Anna that “Camel’s Hump” is a fine descriptive name for this peak, but the hikers’ nickname, I thought, more truly captured the spirit of the mountain — the Couching Lion. As with just about every aspect of this magical day, Anna found this perfect. “The couch­ ing lion,” she said, “is just about the cat’s pajamas.” Back at the hotel, it was hard for me to say good-bye. Anna couldn’t have been more gra­ cious. She gave me a nice tip and had the bellhop take a few pho­ tos of the two of us standing alongside the taxi. She assured me she would keep my card for “the next time,” and warmly shook my hand. We both knew there would be no next time. It was so very bittersweet. It’s been quite a few months since my time with Anna. Spring

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has long since blossomed into full-blown summer, and already the opening notes of the autumn symphony have been struck. Before you know it, the leafers will be arriving by the bus load. Who can begrudge the tourists their infatuation with the blazing glory of fall foliage? For some, however, the attraction to Vermont goes far deeper. Looking back now, I see that Anna taught me a soul lesson, a lesson in gratitude. Just as we often take for granted the loved ones closest to us, I forget the everyday blessing of life in Vermont. Why do I, and not Anna, get to call the Green Mountains my home? These are matters of fate and spirit I wouldn’t even pretend to fath­ om. But of one thing I have no doubt: If where we get to live was determined by pure, unaf­ fected desire, Anna would have been here long ago. I can close my eyes and pic­ ture one Oklahoma-born farm girl. There’s light in her eyes, and the wind is blowing through her soft brown hair. She’s spending all her days whispering and laughing with her best friend, running through the fields below the Couching Lion. ®

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lective during a research visit to the French Pyrenees. In addition to studying 500-year-old cheese espite its small size, techniques with French shep­ Vermont is increasingly herds, the Majors also visited well-known for its highSwiss cheese-making collectives quality foodstuffs. In a Tootsie to learn how communal aging Roll’ed, Velveeta’d and Mrs. and marketing could be devel­ Butterworth’ed culinary desert, oped in Vermont. Vermont food products are oases Both the cheese and the col­ of taste and originality. From the lective have proven highly suc­ state’s ubiquitous maple syrup to cessful. “There are six coopera­ Lake Champlain Chocolates, tive farms — one in New food entrepreneurs up and down Hampshire, one way up north, the state have turned the “Made and the rest in the Putney area,” in Vermont” label into a power­ says April Heaslip, who handles ful marketing tool — and into press relations for the Majors. some of the Green Mountain “I really like the energy the States most compelling tourist cooperative cheese-making attractions. process brings in,” Heasljjys The state’s borders, however, “Its great. Its from earth. When we eat a cheese’ like Velveeta, we’re so disconnected from the earth.” To help consumers understand the close con­ nection between the cheese-making process and the final product, the collective’s farmers main­ tain careful records on every batch. “Each of the cheeses has a batch description associated with it,” Heaslip explained. “Were con­ stantly monitoring the factors that are relevant The Vermont Shepherd C h eese Cave to the cheese — the types of sheep, the pasture they graze in, the weather, the inconsequential trip for are proving to be ineffective birthing and weaning of lambs, Chittenden County residents: shields to economic and regula­ two and half hours in each direc­ the pH of the milk. All of those tory forces that threaten the factors affect the final taste of unique nature of the state’s prod­ tion. But it’s an easy, and beauti­ the cheese.” ful, drive — most of the trip is ucts. Vermont’s beloved pintThe result, as food critics on well-maintained highways sized icon, Ben & Jerry’s, was nationwide have noted, are high­ that roll through colorful hills recently swallowed by Unilever, a ly individualistic cheeses. Rarely and valleys. multinational corporation based will Vermont Shepherd cheeses The Putney countryside is a in the Netherlands. And while from different farms taste pre­ mixture of pastures and forests Vermont remains the only state cisely the same, and, like wines, without a McDonald’s in its cap­ straddling the foothills leading cheeses made by the same farm to the Green Mountains. As the ital, numerous local restaurants at different times of the year will trees trot out their fall finery, and diners throughout the state also vary slightly. In order to this is a stunning route for leafhave fallen victim to franchise * maintain a consistent level of peeping. fever. quality, a grading panel convenes Founded and operated by In recent weeks, much of the once a month to gauge the qual­ Dave and Cindy Major, bad news has come from the ity of each farm’ s product — the Vermont Shepherd is supplied federal government. The threat farmers are paid according the by a collective of six farms that of “mad sheep disease” brought grade each batch receives. Some produce sheep’ s-milk and rawthe U.S. Department of of the variations in taste can be milk cheeses, which are then Agriculture into the state with a attributed to conditions within graded and aged in a cheese cave death warrant for two local located on the Major farm. The flocks. To make matters worse, couple got the idea for the col­ just last week the Food and Continued on page 20

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The big cheese is underground at Vermont Shepherd in Putney

Drug Administration announced that it was taking a skeptical look at the safety of making and selling raw-milk cheese, a partic­ ularly popular product of Vermont farms. A visit to one of the state’s small cheese producers, then, is not only an afternoon well spent; it’s a chance to see a slice of the Vermont economy that’s struggling to grow against daunt­ ing obstacles. On a day in mid-September lifted right off the cover of Vermont Life, I drove from Burlington to the best-known Green Mountain farm cheese producer, Vermont Shepherd | Cheese, in Putney. It’s not an


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the cave. Forget swooping bats and dripping stalactites — the cheese cave is constructed from 13 con­ crete culverts. This structure nes­ tles gently into the side of a hill, the outer wall faced with stone and the top and sides covered with sod. A large window beside a screen door makes it resemble the entrance to a hobbit hole — and most hobbits would be thrilled with the contents. Passing through the plastic veil at the door triggers a num­ ber of sensations: The cave is much brighter than you’d expect, with whitewashed walls and a central skylight; the air is cool and clammy, the floor damp; and the aroma of aging cheese is powerful, a dry earthy smell undercut by numerous molds, with a thin undercurrent of ammonia produced by the aging process. In the section direct­ ly opposite the cave’s entrance, racks hold large plastic tubs filled with salt water and newly made rounds of cheese. Brad Lussier, who supervises the cheese cave, explains the labor-intensive process of turning the pale yel­ low disks into mar­ ketable cheese: “The first step is to soak the cheese in brine,” he says. “Different cheeses soak for different lengths of time; the Vermont Shepherd Cheese, for instance, soaks for about five hours a pound, while a Timson might A soak for as much as 12 hours per pound.” After the cheeses are soaked, Lussier contin­ ues, they dry on ash boards cantilevered out from racks along the back of the cave. The variety of wood is important, he adds, because it doesn’t add a scent or flavor to the cheeses. But that didn’t stop health officials from questionning the age-old practice a couple years ago, arguing that wood could harbor dangerous pathogens. To counter the possi­ bility of contamination, Ver­ mont Shepherd installed a kiln to sterilize the wood. Now the boards are not only washed and rotated, but cooked often. Each of the cheeses dries for one-half to one week. Once the cheeses have dried thoroughly, they are brought out and stored on similar, tightly packed racks along the other arms of the cross-shaped cave. Over the next four months or so, a variety of fascinating molds and bacteria grows on the out­ side of the cheese wheels. These produce the rind that preserves the cheese and contributes to its flavor. Too much mold or the wrong kind of bacteria, though,

MAKING THE ROUNDS Ageing ch e ese at Vermont Shepherd can ruin a cheese. To prevent that from happening, each wheel must be rinsed off frequently. “There are about 3000 cheeses in the cave,” Lussier says. “They all get turned, brushed and washed with salt water.” Over

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recently dug in along a bedrock wall to cure a variety of organic sheep cheeses made from their own flocks. “That’s the latest thing these days in Vermont agriculture — building your own cheese cave,” Lussier says. The question, of course, is whether the molds can continue to grow in the face of possible govern­ ment regulations. Leaving the cheese cave, I’m offered three sam­ ples: a Vermont Shepherd Cheese 3 made from sheep’s milk; a Timson, made from raw cows’ milk; and a Putney Tomme, also made from raw cows milk. All are rich and creamy, with moderately strong flavor and an earthy taste. The latter two cheeses in particular are most threatened by gov­ ernment regulators, who worry that a lack of pasteuriza­ tion allows poten­ tially life-threaten­ ing bacteria to flourish. Cheesemakers acknowledge the risk to the public, but insist that it’s minimal, and can be further reduced by careful attention to hygiene and proper cheese-making tech­ niques. The FDA will not con­ clude its study for another 18 months. Meanwhile, Vermont’s congressional delegation has promised to work hard to pro­ tect the states new “under­ ground” economy. A visit to the Vermont Shepherd Cheese Cave, then, is not merely for serious dairy devotees. It’s an opportunity to learn how this fascinating prod­ uct is made — and a little bit about the less-palatable politics of food. ®

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But musicians have stacks of notes to follow, so you can’t do ,|hat with opera.” Consequently, ffe says with Buddha-like detach­ ment, “I’ve learned to let go.” The energetic Budbill is not a newcomer to the music scene.

“ We need operas that ar about our own time, and aren’t fairv ta — composer Erik Nielse issues. He isn’t gimmicky,” attests Nielsen. “The music had to be honest as well.” For example, he explains, “Grace is very angry, so her music is jagged and jumps around without a smooth, melodic line.” The two-hour, two-act opera, which Budbill describes as “a dark tale,” will be performed by the Vermont Contemporary Music Ensemble, eight principal singers and a chorus representing the Judevine community. “It’s not lightweight fare,” Nielsen admits, “but I hope and believe people looking for a significant artistic experience will be very moved by it. We need operas that are about our own time, and that aren’t fairy tales.” Although Nielsen and Budbill began discussing ideas for the opera a year and a half ago, actu­ ally writing the score was an eight-month process. For Budbill, the toughest part of the project was knowing when to quit. “I’m famous for rewriting, even after a show has opened.

Claiming jazz has been in his blood since childhood, he is a tenor sax player who performs in New York about four times a year and recently produced a two-CD set, Zen Mountains-Zen Streets, that sets his Taoist- and Zeninspired poetry to music per­ formed by world-renowned bassist William Parker. He insists, “I can’t imagine any poet not being wrapped in music.”

Vermont State Poet Ellen Bryant Voigt trained to be a concert pianist, “in another lifetime,” as she says with a laugh, and even reached conservatory level. Although the music of language eventually cap­ tured her heart, she affirms that music remains a powerful tool in any good poet’s arsenal. “The best way to convey complex and intense emotions in a brief space,” she explains, “is with music.” Voigt recently collaborated with composer Ken Langer to adapt poems from her 1995 col­ lection, Kyrie, to an original musical score. The catalyst for the duo to put their creative heads together was the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, which annually commissions a Vermont composer to create music for its Made in Vermont Music Festival — the statewide tour begins September 27. Langer, who teaches music at Lyndon State College, was given specific marching orders after earning the commission. He was to choose poems from Voigt’s body of work to adapt for a small orchestra. He was taken by the sonnets in Kyrie, which explore in a very personal way how sever­ al characters coped with the influenza pandemic of 1918 that claimed the lives of 25 million people worldwide. “W hat’s neat about Ellen’s work,” says Langer, “is that she creates vivid charac­ ters with very few words. My challenge was to create music that would elicit and heighten the emotions in the text.” Langer worked with Voigt for

roughly eight months on a sequence of 10 poems that both of them felt could represent the text in a narrative, lyrical sequence. “I let the strings carry the motion of the music,” Langer explains, “and used horns, bas­ soons and oboes to create three distinct voices for specific charac­ ters. It was very much a collabo­ rative process, with Ellen reading the music, helping to define the narrative line, and editing poems to fit.” The fruit of their partnership, titled Voices o f 1918, marries poetry and music to a greater degree than the VSO had initial­ ly planned. “Originally, they wanted music, then a poem,” Langer says, “but the final piece is more flowing.” Langer will share narration duties with Voigt for half the performances. Due to scheduling conflicts, Marlboro ' poet and musician Ellen Dudley will fill in periodically for Voigt. Each concert will be preceded by a discussion with the artists. W hat excites Voigt most about this project, she says, is its potential to win over more poet­ ry aficionados, especially in rural communities where the VSO concerts will be performed. “People have a misconception, maybe based on the poems we used to read in school, that poet­ ry is ‘high art’ and intimidating,” she explains. “But most audi­ ences can respond to poetry quite easily. I think people will be pleasantly surprised by this pro­ duction, and will come away say­ ing, ‘Hm m , I didn’t know poetry could be like this.’” ®

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amount to a good “bi” OUTSIDE INFLUENCE Art Profesor John H unisak com tem plates “Smog B y P a m ela P o lsto n here are pienty of reasons to spend a day in Middlebury — a view of the Otter Creek falls from the footbridge, charming small shops, a smattering of excellent restau­ rants, all of it within easy walking distance. But, even though the town is dominated by its college, visitors may still not think to take a stroll around campus. Big mistake. Now more than ever, Middlebury, and the school, collec­ tively offer a “package” worth touring. Especially if you like theme trips. The theme in this case is the bicentennial of Middlebury College; the package is no fewer than five exhibits, on and off campus, of the art and history attendant to that impressive anniversary. The tour might logically start at the Middlebury College Museum of Art — the architecturally unique building itself being part of the attraction. Under its many-faceted roof are two exhibits that link past and present. The spartanly named “Middlebury College: 200 Years” is a small but intriguing col­ lection of art and artifacts, assembled by Museum Director Richard Saunders and David Bain, author of the celebratory tome published earlier this year, The College on the Hill. Greeting viewers is the meticulously restored and framed, original 1800 charter for the college — “archivally correctly gussied up,” says Emmie Donadio, associate director of the Museum. Though the college’s well-endowed status belies any past hard times, the exhibit acknowledges less-sanguine peri­ ods, such as serious deprivations during the Civil War. A tuition chit from 1820 informs that the cost of a semester was then a whopping $10.52; 16 paper silhouettes depict the graduating class of 1808; scientific instruments collected in Europe by the school’s first professor, Frederick Hall, serve to

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journalism” photos of Vietnam to Peter Cole’s hall of thriftshop mirrors to Robert Gober’s unsettling body-parts installa­ tions, the show offers much that is provocative, amusing and satisfying. But if “13 Alumni Artists” is a fairly representative foray into contemporary art, a five-minute walk to the other side of campus brings viewers into the 21st century. It’s a matter of personal taste which is the more remarkable — the humongous, year-old Bicentennial Hall, or the brand-new Tony Smith sculpture, entitled “Smog,” which sprawls across the lawn outside it. Bicentennial Hall, which is surely among the largest struc­ tures in Vermont, is devoted to the sciences — this accentuat­ ed by an observatory capping it like a yarmulke. Constructed from the same gray stone in use across the campus, the build­ ing is six stories high, not including the observation deck, with 600,000 square feet inside. T The $40 million building budget generated an unprece­ dented contribution to the college’s 1% for Art program, notes John Hunisak, a member of the campus-wide Com­ mission on Art in Public Places. Also chair of the department of art and architecture, and 31-year professor of art history, Hunisak says everything built or renovated on campus con­ tributes to the art fund — even the new Astroturf playing field. That’s why the commission was able to consider a sub­ stantial outdoor sculpture as a companion to Bicentennial Hall — something large enough to hold its own by comparison. The Tony Smith sculpture, arranged through a consultant familiar with the late artist’s work, is simply “the most signifi­ cant piece of art in Vermont,” declares Hunisak. The consult­ ant, Nancy Rosen, came with impressive credentials — matching public art projects with the World Financial Center in New York, and the Holocaust Museum in Washington,

The Tonv Smith sculpture... is simply “the most significant piece of art in Vermont.’] n Hunisak, Middlebury art J history professor remind how far technology has come. One of the most evoca­ tive items on display is Gamaliel Painter’s cane — apparently such a well-known companion of the college founder that graduates have been presented with replicas for the past five years, and local schoolchildren are still reportedly taught a song about it. Rounding out the exhibit are architectural drawings, prints, documents, sports memorabilia and photographs — such as the portrait of May Belle Chellis, Midd’s first woman graduate, in 1886; and men whose names now label college buildings. In a neighboring room, “13 Alumni Artists” showcases paintings, sculptures and installations from established artists who once stared down easels in Middlebury classrooms. The work is all contemporary — the oldest exhibitor, Jeremy Foss, is from the class o f ’54, while the youngest, Valerie Hegarty, Julia Rossman Perez and Susanna Harwood Rubin, graduated together in 1989. Traditionalists may find little to love in this exhibit, but those interested in the post-modern explorations of contem­ porary artists surely will applaud it. From Bill Burke s “new

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D.C., among other sites. As it turned out, her husband, an independent filmmaker, had some footage of Smith’s back­ yard in Orange, New Jersey, which included a model of “Smog,” Hunisak explains. Rosen remembered that, and knew that the sculpture had never been realized in it's full dimensions or permanent materials before or since Smiths death in 1980. “Smog” is a curious name for this immense — and immensely appealing — work, spanning 80 x 60 feet and 7 feet high, and fabricated in black-painted aluminum. An anthropomorphic description would have to suggest a spider — the sculpture has that low-to-the-ground, multi-legged dynamic. But of course, “it’s not going anywhere,” says Hunisak, who adds, “I’ve not heard yet a negative response” to the work. Indeed, it’s hard to find fault with “Smog.” On the con­ trary, visitors who sit on the grassy slope and consider it awhile will surely be spellbound by the combination of art, architecture and nature’s contributions of fields and moun­ tains beyond. And, constructed of a series of elongated octa­ hedrons — a photo documentation back at the Museum of

Art shows how — “Smog” will have math and science majors puzzling over it for generations to come. It’s ironic but fitting, perhaps, that a work of art originally conceived in that watershed year of 1969 would come to rep­ resent Middlebury College’s bold step into the 21st century — but it’s something else to think about.

bout now a cup of coffee and a pastry are in order, taken at an outdoor cafe to refresh the senses for the two remaining exhibits. A short walk from campus, both the Sheldon Museum and Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center show solidarity with the college in thematic dis­ plays of their own. The Sheldon, appropriately, goes the historic route, start­ ing in the stairwell leading up to the second-floor exhibit. Here are old stereoscopic photos, etchings and drawings^with hazy views of the campus and the town: the first building in 1798; charter trustee Seth Storrs, who donated land for the college in 1810; a cracked and weathered original window from the Congregational Church steeple — “where genera­ tions of Middlebury College students climbed and left their marks” — commencement photos and programs, sports archives, and an installation of a student’s cozy study area, replete with desk, tiny wood stove, table, pot of tea and can­ dle to read by. One amusing entry is a poster advertising “The Usual Commencement Concert” given by the senior class of Middlebury College at the Congregational Church. We can only assume that by 1887, the graduates’ concert was such a ho-hum institution that it needed no more introduc­ tion than “the usual.” Nearby, Frog Hollow also pays homage to a group of artists and artisans who graduated from Middlebury College. A few of the dozen showcased here are well-known in Vermont — Sabra Field (’57) — who surprises with prints of Manhattan rather than her typical rural scenes — pewterer Fred Danforth (’72) and furniture maker Timothy Clark (’85). Virginia artist Lois Schawaroch Mansfield, who shows a polymer clay box and four-panel screen, is the oldest contrib­ utor (class o f ’51), while collage artist Nancy Lynn Toolan (’90), now living in California, is the youngest. Anne Majusiak curated “12 Alumni Artists,” and the works certain­ ly live up to Frog Hollow’s high standards. The exhibit was conceived by Director Bill Brooks “to recognize the college’s distinguished alumni craft artists and the role the college served in their creative development.” Not that Middlebury College and the rest of the commu­ nity have never been at odds — some residents have grum­ bled that the school has become increasingly elitist. But this confluence of art and history exhibits reveals just how entwined “town and gown” have been over two centuries — and it makes a great day trip for visitors. (Z)

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Crowned Heads of Ryegate Hannah Nelson of Ryegate Center is our new Miss Vermont, and at a recent speaking engage­ ment in East Corinth she came out in favor of civil unions and against milking by hand. Nelson grew up on a family farm, which she said taught her many things — morals, teamwork and the value of getting the chores done without complaining. But Nelson also values the latest in milking parlor tech­ nology: When asked if she knew how to milk the old-fashioned way, she said, “Honesty is the best policy — I know how to do it, but I refuse.” Asked why, she pointed out that, “If you do something well, you’ll be expected to do it all the time.” No airhead, Nelson. We’ll see if those northcountry smarts play as well in Atlantic City. — Bradford Journal Opinion, September 13

Suitable for Framing Here’s a news clip you don’t see very often: Stowe firefighters have asked the select board to take back the 7 percent raise the board gave them in July. Assistant Fire Chief Leslie Pike told the ;rboard that the firefighters would rather receive pay increases on their own request, not at the direction of the select board. “We don’t need the money,” he explained simply. The board also decided during the same meet­ ing that Topnotch Resort had been unfairly billed more than $700 to pay for a fire ladder tall enough to reach the top floor of the resort’s condominiums. In reviewing the ladder situation, the board took the position that individual taxpayers should not have to pay for equipment that will likely benefit the whole community. “It didn’t ring quite right,” said select board chair Steve Riley. They decided to give Topnotch its money back. Fairness, decency, restraint — what’s the world coming to? — Stowe Reporter, August 31

Sheep Rodeo Revisited People will try anything once, and in 1937 sixyear-old Ernest Gilbert of Hardwick tried to ride a sheep. It didn’t work out all that well, since he got bucked off and broke his arm. W hen his mother took him to get the bone set, the doctor — a notickee-no-shirtee kind of guy — asked for the $2.50 fee up front. In 1937, $2.50 was more money than most people had handy, and the Gilberts borrowed the money from the town clerks office. Then, in 1944, the family moved away, leav­ ing the debt unpaid. “His arm has never bothered him,” Gilbert’s sis­ ter, May Riley, explained. “W hat bothered him all his life is that he hadn’t paid the bill.” Adjusting the debt for inflation, Gilbert recently repaid the town of Hardwick $5 to settle the account, to the delight and confusion of Roberta Foster, the town clerk. What to do with a stray $5? After meditation and consultation, she credited the money to the Hardwick Rescue Squad. “We decided it was sort of medical,” she said. — Hardwick Gazette, August 30

Bambi Patrol The state Fish and Wildlife Department spends $150,000 and countless hours each year hauling

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The Racketeer The third annual Car Stereo Contest held recently in Newport attracted 40 entries, including one called the Apocalypse, said to be one of the noisiest vehicles in the entire world. Its stereo can crank to 170 decibels, which is comparable to the racket of the space shuttle taking off at close range. Can a commotion of this order be understood as music? Hard to say. We will say that the windshield is an inch thick to keep it from shattering. The contest was sponsored by Audiocarve of Newport and by the United States Auto Sound Challenge Association. The rolling juke boxes com­ peted in two different categories — one for sound quality and integration of the sound system in the vehicle, and the other for just being really, really loud. And the winners? They must have been announced at some point, but perhaps not loudly enough. — The Barton Chronicle, September 6

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Amazing Royal Crowns) and their old label going out of business? By stepping on the accelerator and peeling away. Kind of the

at Higher Ground, with Zola Turn and The Mockingbirds.

OPEN MIKE W/D. DAVIS,

NC = NO COVER. AA = ALL AGES.


(jazz piano), Tavern at the Inn at Essex, 7 p.m. NC. TANTRUM (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DONNA HUETHER (folk/reggae), Village Cup, 8 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jim’s Grille, 7:30 p.m. NC. HALF-STEP (groove rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Franny O ’s, 9 p.m. NC. JUKE BOX HEROES (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. SHORT NOTICE (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC.

JOHN CASSEL

FRIDAY (jazz), Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. BOOTLESS & UNHORSED (Irish), Rasputins, 5 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Dockside, 7:30 p.m. NC. ATLANTIC CROSSING (Celtic; English Ceili w/caller Michael Catovsky), Champlain Club, 8 p.m. $6.

CLYDE STATS

SUPER SPIES, WRECKINGHORN, JONEE EARTHQUAKE, ZIPPO RAID

(ska-punk), 242 Main, 8 p.m. $5. COLLEEN SEXTON (singer-song­ writer), Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $6. LINDA BASSICK & CRAIG HURWITZ

(acoustic;

Friends & Friends

Unplugged showcase),

Borders, 8

p.m. NC. DJ FROSTEE,

135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

followed by CLUB RETRO W/DJ LITTLE MARTIN, 11 p.m. $4. CRAIG HURWITZ (acoustic), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. QUADRA, MR. FRENCH (rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $3. RON LEVY’S WILD KINGDOM

(funk-rock), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. LION’S DEN HIFI SOUND SYSTEM

(reggae DJs Yosef & Ras I. Jen Red), Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PERRY NUNN (acoustic guitar), Ruben James, 6 p.m., followed by TOP HAT DJ, 10 p.m. NC. THE NATURALS (rock/r&b), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. 2K (house/hip-hop; DJs Frostee & Robbie J.), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. $ 3/ 10. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WOODEN SPOON (groove rock), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Alley Cats, 9 p.m. NC. COMEDY ZONE (stand-up), Radisson Hotel, 8 p.m. $8/6. 18+ DARK HORSE (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. MACE0 PARKER, TOPAZ (funk), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $18/20. 18+ MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. KARAOKE W/VERN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

weekly

SETH YAC0V0NE BLUES BAND,

Brownstone Tavern, 10 p.m. $3/5. . l JU' ZEN FLOWER (modern rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3. COUNTRY CATS (country-rock), Gallagher’s, 9 p.m. $3. ROSE ROOM REVUE W/PENNY TOWERS, GLEND0N INGALLS & COLIN MCCAFFREY (jazz/swing),

Villa Tragara, 6:30 p.m. $5. TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCI­ PLES (blues/soul), Rusty Nail,

9 p.m. $4. (blues), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5. PICTURE THIS (jazz), J.P Morgan’s, 7 p.m. NC. A NIGHT IN PLUT0NIA (jazz/fiink/ lounge; members of viperHouse), Charlie O ’s, 9 p.m. NC. PC THE SPIND0CT0R (house/Top 40), Millennium NightclubBarre, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ EAMES BROS,

SOUTH CATHERINE STREET JUG BAND’S 4TH ANNUAL HARVEST DANCE (groove rock festival

w/Hypnotic Clambake, Mecca Bodega, freebeerandchicken and more), Twin Ponds CampGround, Peru, N.Y., 4 p.m. $20 weekend.

BLUES N0IR,

Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m.

NC. (DJ; dance pop), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2. WIDE WAIL (alt-pop), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DJS TIM DIAZ & RUGGER (hiphop/r&b), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. FLASHBACK (’80s DJ), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. URBAN DJ NETWORK (DJs Spin & Irie; hip-hop/house), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. $3/10. SIRIUS (groove rock), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. COMEDY ZONE (stand-up), Radisson Hotel, 8 p.m. $8/6. 18+ GUY C0LASACC0 (singer-songwriter), Jake’s, 6:30 p.m. NC. DARK HORSE (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. HIGHLAND WEAVERS (Irish), Tuckaway’s, Sheraton Hotel, 9 p.m. NC. RETR0N0ME

SATURDAY FALL FOLIAGE FRENZY FOR CYSTIC FIBROSIS W/J0HNNY DEVIL BAND

(benefit sponsored by Otter Creek Tavern, band & LCT), Lake Champlain Ferry Essex, board 5:30 p.m. $25. LIVE MUSIC, Dockside, 7:30 p.m. NC. KATE MCDONNELL (singer-song­ writer), Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $6. DJ LITTLE MARTIN, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $4.

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(groove rock), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $8. 18+ MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. TANTRUM (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LARA & GREG NOBLE (orig. acoustic), Village Cup, 8 p.m. Donations. BUCK HOLLOW BAND (country; line dancing), Cobbweb, 8:30 p.m. $7/12. CIRCUS ACT (live karaoke), G Stop, 9 p.m. $3. RON LEVY & THE WILD KINGDOM

(funk-rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny O ’s, 9 p.m. NC. (country/folk/blues), Portside Gourmet Restaurant, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCE PARTY, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. CYRUS CHESTNUT TRIO (jazz), Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. NC. YESTERDAY: A BEATLES TRIBUTE,

St. Joseph Athletic Ctr., Rutland, 8 p.m. $20/10. AA AYE (Caribbean), Brownstone Tavern, 9:30 p.m. $3/5. WOLF LARSON (classic rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3.

Mountain Roadhouse, 9 p.m. $3-5. LIVE MUSIC, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4. RACHEL BISSEX (singer-song­ writer), Charlie B’s, 8:30 p.m. NC. JOSH BROOKS (singer-songwriter), The Boonys, 7 p.m. NC.

(hip-hop-r&b), Millennium

Alley Cats, 41 King St., Burl., 660-4304. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex JcL, 878-5494. Boony’s, Rt. 236, Franklin, 933-4569. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5432. Bridge St. Cafe, Richmond, 434-2233. Brownstone Tavern, 2 Center S t Alley, Rutland, 775-8098. Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 864-5888. Cactus Cafe, 1 Lawson Ln., Burl., 862-6900. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Champion’s, 32 Main St., Winooski, 655-4705. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington, 863-5701. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St. Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 527-7000. Daily Bread, Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

w/Hypnotic Clambake, Mecca Bodega, freebeerandchicken and more), Twin Ponds CampGround, Peru, N.Y., 4 p.m. $20 weekend.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Diamond Jim’s Grille, Highgate Comm. Shpg. Ctr., SL Albans, 524-9280. Dockside Cafe, 209 Battery, Burlington, 864-5266. Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. Flynndog, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 652-9985. Flynn Theatre, 153 Main SL, Burlington, 863-5966. Franny 0’s 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Gallagher’s, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8800. Good Times Cafe, Hinesburg Village, Rt. 116, 482-4444. G Stop, 38 Main St., St. Albans, 524-7777. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

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Halvorson’s, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Henry's, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1 Main SL, Winooski, 654-8888. Horn of the Moon Cafe, 8 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-2895.

SUNDAY

Jake’s, 1233 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 658-2251.

(jazz/blues), Sweetwaters, 11:30 a.m. NC.

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J.P. Morgan’s at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252. J.P.’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. The Kept Writer, 5 Lake St., St. Albans, 527-6242. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

(jazz/blues), Borders, 4 p.m. NC. THE CROPPIES (Irish), Ri Ra, 5 p.m. NC.

Mad Mountain Tavern, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main SL, Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 230 N. Main St., Barre, 4 76-3590. Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

LADY ZENO BIRTHDAY BINGO

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, 518-563-2222.

(benefit), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. Donations.

The Mountain Roadhouse, 1677 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2800. Mr. Pickwick's, Ye Olde England Inne, 253-7558. Naked Turtle Holding Co., 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-6200.

SUNDAY NIGHT MASS

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

(trance/house DJ; bass & drums), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. RUN FOR COVER (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DJ (hip-hop), Rasputin’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Oilie’s, 13 Evelyn St., Rutland, 773-3710. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Otter Creek Tavern, 2 15 Main St., Vergennes, 877-3667. Pacific Rim, 111 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-3000. Pickle Barrel, Killington Rd., Killington, 4 22-3035. Pickwick's, Ye Olde English Inne, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7558. Portside Gourmet Restaurant, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-3354. Radisson Hotel, 60 Battery St., Burlington, 658-6500. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

ACOUSTIC JAM W/JACIE & PAUL,

Red Square, 136 Church SL, Burlington, 859-8909.

Alley Cats, 9 p.m. NC.

Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 865-3144.

(rock), Champion’s Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

VT VS. BOSTON W/RIVER CITY REBELS, THE PUG UGLIES, TOMMY 6 THE TERRORS, FIERCE INTEN­ TIONS, THE HARSH ABRASIVES

Sha-Booms, 45 Lake St., St. Albans, 524-9014.

DAN PARKS & THE BLAME

(punk), Higher Ground, 4 p.m. $6. AA

Ri Ra the Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Sh-Na-Na's, 101 Main St., Burlington, 865-2596. Signal to Noise HQ, 4 16 Pine St. (behind Speeder & Earl's), Burlington, 951-1140. The Slammer, Rt. 7, Milton, 893-3454. Starksboro Community Coffee House, Village Meeting House, Rt. 116, Starksboro, 434-4254. Steer & Stein Pub, 147 N. Winooski Ave., 862-7449.

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m.

The Tavern at the Inn at Essex, Essex Jet., 878-1100.

NC.

Thirsty Turtle, 1 S. Main SL, Waterbury, 244-5223.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 8 64-9800.

Toadstool Harry’s, Rt. 4, Killington, 422-5019. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Tuckaway’s, Sheraton, 870 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 865-6600. UpperDeck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington,

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862-6585. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College, Burlington, 865-0500. The Village Cup, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730. Villa Tragara, Rt. 100, Waterbury Ctr., 244-5288.

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Never mind Ecstasyfueled raves, or swing or salsa; the latest dance craze to hit Burlington is one most of us can’t even pronounce: The English Ceili {kay- lee) is a “younger, louder dance scene with traditional music,” explains Brian Perkin s, mandolinist for the Celtic trio A tlantic C ro ssin g . This Friday’s party at the Champlain Club features the guy responsible for stirring up just such a scene in London and parts south — caller M ic h a e l CatOVSki. The Brit — who collaborated with Perkins, fiddler V ive k a Fox and guitarist R ic k Klein on their tour of England last spring — reportedly rouses club crowds into a sort of wholesome frenzy. Call it English folk danc­ ing with its hair down. For Catovski’s brief excursion to Burlington, Atlantic Crossing will morph into their “evil alter-ego dance band,” The H ose Com pany, joined on bass and drums by M itch BaiTOn and S a m H ooker, respectively. The regular contra dances at Champlain Club, organized by caller R a ch e l Nevitt, “have been getting big­ ger and bigger,” says Perkins. This one promises to pump up the volume. C R O S S IN G THE LIN E

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You know how it is; you have a name, or a nickname, that everyone knows, and then you outgrow it. Doesn’t fit you anymore. Like guys who graduate from “Dickie” to “Richard,’’ the Dave Keller Blues Band is ready for a new moniker. That’s because, explains Keller, “We’re not really a blues band; we’ve become this funky r&b band.” Chosen in the absence of anything bet­ ter, the name just kind of stuck, in the way that people who can’t think what to name their cat call it “Kitty” its whole life. “My goal is to find something that describes what we do,” adds the guitarist/vocalist in the, uh, funky r&b band. In fact, he’s so serious about it that he’s inviting others to send him sugges­ tions. It’s not a competition, exactly — but THE N A M E G A M E

The words “Jam es K och alka “quiet” don’t often appear in the same sentence together, but this Wednesday at Burlington’s Crow Bookshop, Kochalka will perform an acoustic gig, with guitarist Jason Cooley, in celebration of his recent cartoon-book releases — three of them: Monkey vs. Robot, Peanut Butter & Jeremy, and Sunburn. I’d have thought it was something to shout about, but perhaps the prolific multimedia artist is becoming blase about produc­ ing a new book, painting or song every five minutes. Well, ho-hum, there’s food ’n’ stuff, too. ’TOONING IN

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Purists will scoff, but if you missed Beatlemania the first time around, you can still scream for the stand-ins: “Yesterday: A B e a tle s Tribute” features four latter-day moptops who are reportedly pretty good at re-enacting the British Invasion — at St. Joseph Athletic Center in Rutland this Saturday . . . When B lu e s Noir returns to Nectar’s this Saturday, expect a double-head­ er: Two lead guitarists — Peter C o rrigan and Pau l BriSCO — trade licks and slides on orig­ inal and classic blues . . . Ever wondered what the music of the 21st century will sound like? Get a taste of at least one flavor Tuesday at Higher Ground, when Soun d Tribe Se c to r 9 sets up with its “transfusion” of groove, world beat, electronica and bassand-drums. Kinda tosses the term “diversity” on its ear . . . As you will have noticed already, the great dub poet M u tab aru ka did­ n’t show up last Tuesday. That’s because his Canadian tour, which was to end with the Higher Ground date, was postponed indefi­ nitely. Bummer . . . If you’re up with the birdies — and are a Starlin e Rhythm B o ys fan — tune in to W CA X this Friday morn­ ing at 7 a.m. for a caffeinated jolt of hillbilly boogie . . . Belated congratulations to Vermont singer-songwriter Patti C asey, who gave birth last month to Liam M artin Casey. Sounds like a future folksinger to me . . . ® S IN G L E T R A C K S

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(Sanctuary Records, CD) — You know a CD is great when it inspires an urge to talk with the artist. Which leads quite nicely to the question: Bernice, would you have coffee with me sometime? Bernice Lewis’ fifth release reveals an artist who is clearly confident at her craft. She teaches song­ writing at Williams College and, indeed, Religion and Release could serve nicely as a textbook on the subject. With some past training from Roseanne Cash, Lewis has over the years developed a warm, personal style of storytelling. She’s also had vocal training with Bobby McFerrin, so we’ll give him some of the credit for a voice that is consistently right-on. Lewis’ songwriting and vocal skills both hit the mark on “When the Guru Was Around,” a mellow, thoughtful tale inspired by her own experience. As part of the flock at the Kripalu center for yoga study, she saw firsthand the wreckage that came from a sexual scandal involving its founder and spiritual leader. It would be easy to be angry but instead she’s reflective: “To follow someone blindly is a blessing and a curse/but never being led, it could have led us to much worse.” The song asks not to confuse the message with the messenger, a timely topic in the Clinton era. Additional vocals by Alisa Fineman and Indian-style percussion from Brian Melnick round out the sound. The spiritual theme continues in songs like “Mama’s Wine Glasses,” where this daughter of a Holocaust survivor considers her family’s past and future. There’s also “Mercy,” a sweet song wishing

pdace upon those who need it. But Lewis knows how to kick up her heels, too. The first track, “Gotta Get Better,” is an upbeat, radio-friendly, country-rock tune with perfectly arranged fiddle, drums and bass. It’s one of many songs where producer Adam Rothberg plays an instrument. On other tracks, you’ll hear bit parts from folk stars like Dar Williams, Ellis Paul and Brooks Williams. This is all good stuff. But the song you may be e-mailing friends about is one that no doubt tops Lewis’ live shows. “Normal’s Just a Setting On The Washing Machine” is full of stories like this one: “My friend Zythera, he used to be Seth/He meets me at the door in a frilly white dress/He says what’s the difference if I’m a he or a she?/There’s things about both that I just like to be!” That’s bound to sit well with folks on at least one side of the civilunions issue. Lewis plays Good Times Cafe next Wednesday, followed by other shows around Vermont, including at the Burlington Coffeehouse on Saturday September 30. — Kirt Zimmer


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sister: Colleen Sexton was nominated for two Boston Music Awards last year all by her lonesome, and this year was selected to play at the New Artist Showcase at the Falcon Ridge Folk Festival. But Burlington fans already know all this, and will be more than charmed by her third trip to town — at the Burlington Coffeehouse this Friday.

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rock/punk), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $6. PUB QUIZ (trivia game w/prizes), R1 Ra. 8:45 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. Donations. JAMES HARVEY (jazz), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. CHANNEL 2 DUB BAND (reggae), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. MIKE PELKEY & FRIENDS (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.rA. NC. HIP-HOP PARTY (DJ Derrick Brown; hip-hop/r&b), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. NC/$7.

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zaioom with a view: Paul Zaioom describes himselt as a “m utant strain that escaped from the Bread and Puppet laboratory.” More recently, the performance artist has been cooking up comedy as the wild-haired star o f “Beakman’s W orld.” His latest stage show, Velvetville, animates every­ day objects like egg cartons and rubber rats in a prop-filled puppet show that is destined to be paulitical. Velvetville, Wednesday to Saturday, September 27-30. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

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Forget about “an apple a day.” You can expect to chow down no less than a dozen rosy orbs at a daylong tribute to the forbidden fruit. Aspiring apple growers get the history and how-to. Apple eaters feast on Macs, Cortlands, G olden Russets and Paula Reds. Either way you slice it, this apple event’s got real a-peel. “A ll About Apples:” Sunday, September 24. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7. Info, 457-2355.

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drama ‘HOW HIGH THE M O O N ’: “Happy Days”-era small-town New England is the setting for this comedy involving two couples and a fifth wheel. Dorset Playhouse, 2 & 8 p.m. $22-36. Info, 867-5777. ‘MOON OVER BUFFALO’: This play explores the angst of an aging ingenue. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 253-3961. ‘ALWAYS PATSY CLINE’: The “Crazy” torch singer’s life and loves are at the heart of this country musical. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $15-17. Info, 518-523-2512.

‘SUNSHINE’: Ralph Fiennes plays the son and heir in three succeeding generations of a Hungarian Jewish family — from the late 19th century through the 1950s. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, Z p.m. $6. Info, 748-2600. ‘SHADOW OF TH E VAMPIRE’: What if the director of Nosferatu had sold his soul to the devil? This “Telluride at Dartmouth” film explores possible outcomes. Loew Audit­ orium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5, 7 & 9 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422.

art * Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. FIGURE DRAWING: The human figure motivates aspiring and accomplished artists in a weekly drawing session on the stage at Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-7165.

words POETRY READING: Local poetry slam master Seth Jarvis reads from his recently released chapbook, Ripping the Wings O f

Angels. Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-9603. / BOOK DISCUSSION: A roundtable of readers dives into My Old Man and The StA A Father and Son Sail Around Cape Horn. Carpenter Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p n1. Free. Info, 482-2878. ‘SOUTH BY SOUTHW EST’: A. B Guthrie’s The Way West gets a reading in a j Manifest Destiny discussion series. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. W? 372-6209.

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‘VERMONT’S FIRST CULTIVATORS/ Archaeological evidence of Vermont’s fifSt cultivators is the subject of a research-^' progress seminar. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington,

7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. PRO-CHOICE FORUM: “Our Choice, Our Vote, Our Future” is the title of a forum addressing the impact of the upcoming elec­ tions on reproductive rights. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 223-6299. ARCHAEOLOGY OPEN HOUSE: Scientists dig up evidence of early human occupation around Vermont’s Missisquoi Delta. Missisquoi National Wildlife Reluge, Swanton, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Register, 877-863-2720. GUBERNATORIAL DEBATE: The League of Women Voters hosts a campaign debate with all three gubernatorial candidates: Howard Dean, Ruth Dwyer and Anthony Pollina. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0003. ARCHAEOLOGICAL SURVEY: A Revolutionary War landmark undergoes indepth analysis by a team armed with metal detectors. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $1. Info, 273-2282. BUSINESS MEETING: Government offi­ cials specializing in economic development offer resources at a power lunch with the Women Business Owners Network. Windjammer Restaurant, S. Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. $11.30. Info, 879-0334. ‘WELCOME BACK CAFE’: The Women of UVM Club hosts an info session introducing special-interest subgroups within the organi­ zation. Multigenerational Center, Burlington, T6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9360. BRANCH OUT BURLINGTON MEET­ ING: Join with others interested in the culti­ vation and care of urban trees. Fletcher Free

Library, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4938. ‘LOOK GOOD, FEEL BETTER’: Female cancer patients get tips on maintaining appearances while undergoing chemotherapy or radiation. Shepardson 4, Fletcher Allen Healthcare, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Register, 655-2000. MACINTOSH COMPUTER USERS MEETING: Appleheads unite for an infor­ mative session at SoVerNet, 110 Cherry St., Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1985. HEALTH LECTURE: Learn how to get fit — fast — at a talk entitled “Half Hour to Better Health.” Chiropractic Works, Burlington, 5:20 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5000.

urs music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” EDGAR CRUZ: The acoustic guitar virtuoso employs “fmgerstyle technique” in a Latin-fla­ vored show of stylistic versatility. Alexander Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 888-757-5559.

dance INTRO TO SQUARE DANCING: This session puts you squarely in control of your own two feet. Mater Christi School, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1974.

drama ‘M O ON OVER BUFFALO’: See September 20.

‘HO W HIGH THE M O ON’: See September 20, 8 p.m. ‘ALWAYS PATSY CLINE’: See September 20 .

REDMOON THEATER: Chicago’s cele­ brated puppet troupe opens the Festival of International Puppetry with Deciphering Moonshadows, an outdoor spectacle incorpo­ rating masks, mime, acrobatics and local per­ formers. The Green, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. SOAPFLAKES: The improv group follows audience-directed plot twists in a soap-operastyle spoof of the Sydney Olympics. Club Metronome, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $3. Info, 865-4563.

Sept. 20-23, 27-30 & Oct. 4-7 A ROLLICKING COMEDY BY KEN LUDWIG

film ‘SUNSHINE’: See September 20.

art • See exhibit openings in the art listings.

words GIANT BOOK CLUB: All of Champlain College joins in an Oprah-style encounter with Ernest Gaines and his Pulitzer-nominat­ ed book, A Lesson Before Dying. See “to do” list, this issue. Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Register, 860-2700 ext. 2579. ‘MIDWIVES’ DISCUSSION: Author Chris Bohjalian and playwright Dana Yeaton dis­ cuss their collaboration on the stage version

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kids GET-ALONG STORYTIME: A reading of The Sneeches and Other Stories shows

the importance of respecting differences. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. SONG A N D STORYTIME: Threes are company at this singing read-along for babies and toddlers. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport BIKE RIDE: Helmets are de rigueur for cycle enthusiasts on a terrain-tackling ride into the sunset. Meet at Alpine Shop, Middlebury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7547.

etc ARCHAEOLOGY OPEN HOUSE: See September 20. ARCHAEOLOGICAL SURVEY: See September 20. SEXUAL HEALTH LECTURE: The author o f It’s Perfectly Normal offers ideas on how to deal with questions kids have for parents and professionals. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - noon. $20. Info, 800-622-4122. ‘ARAB-ISRAELI PEACE’ LECTURE: A political science prof talks to lunchtime listeners about American policy and missed opportunities in the Arab-Israeli peace process. 325 Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096. ECOFEMINISM LECTURE: Professor Stephanie Kaza offers an ecofeminist analysis o f “environmental justice.” Memorial Lounge, Waterman, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1355.

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explores how self-help and community support complement professional treat­ ment. Burlington, 11 a.m. Register, 865-6135. PARENTING WORKSHOP: “Your Childs Self-Esteem” is the subject of an information and networking session. C l 03, Essex Community Education Center, Essex High School, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7467. GUBERNATORIAL FORUM: The Vermont Natural Resources Council sponsors a forum on environmental issues with Howard Dean, Ruth Dwyer and Anthony Pollina. Capital Plaza, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2328. EXERCISE CLASS: The effects of osteo­ porosis may be reversed, or prevented, as a result of this gentle workout. Bristol Health and Fitness, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 388-7044. ENVIRONMENTAL LUNCH SERIES: Steve Trombulak shares his experience studying wildlife conservation in Australia. Gifford-Annex Lounge, Middlebury College, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5710. M INING PRESENTATION: An expert presents a slide show about the Elizabeth Mine, once the largest copper operation in the Northeast. Barrett Hall, S. Strafford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 387-6020. GLBTQ SUPPORT GROUP: Gay, les­ bian, bisexual, transgendered and ques­ tioning youth make new friends and get support. Outright Central Vermont, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 800-452-2428. EM OTIONS ANONYMOUS: Women suffering from depression, anxiety or other problems get support through a 12step program. 86 Lake Street, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 644-1970. SEXUAL ASSAULT SURVIVORS GROUP: Victims of violence support and educate their peers. Puffer United Methodist Church, Morrisville, 6:308 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5256. FARMERS’ MARKET: Graze amongst just-picked produce and homemade baked goods at the Essex Junction Shopping Center, 2-6:30 p.m. Info, 865-0068. Church St., Barre, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1703.

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m u sic • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” BRASS CONCERT: The Vermont Symphony Brass Trio presents works by Rachmaninoff, Halsey Stevens and Eugene Bozza. Middlebury Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5221. USED MUSICAL INSTRUMENT SALE: Drop off second-hand squeeze

boxes and other instruments for the sale on Saturday. Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408. HARVEST DANCE: Camping is cool at this groovy gathering of bands, like the South Catherine Street Jug Band, Hypnotic Clambake and the Electric Zoo Light Co. Twin Ponds Campground, Peru, N.Y., 4 p.m. $20. Info, 518-647-8430.

dance GREGORY HINES: Tap dancer extraor­ dinaire and film star Gregory Hines shines at the Flynn’s opening gala benefit. Waldo & Woodhead emcee the evening. Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 8 p.m. $75-125. Info, 863-5966. CONTRA-CEILI DANCE: English caller Michael Catovski introduces Burlington to ceili, a high-energy dance that infuses traditional contra with a new urban aesthetic. Atlantic Crossing plays at the Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 660-9491.

drama ‘HO W HIGH TH E M O O N ’: See September 20. ‘M O O N OVER BUFFALO’: See September 20. ‘ALWAYS PATSY CLINE’: See September 20. ‘QUILTERS’: This musical drama pieces together the life stages of a mother and six daughters. Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $8-10. Info, 334-8145. REDM OON THEATER: Quasimodo rings a bell in Hunchback, the puppet troupe’s creative take on the Victor Hugo epic. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H ., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 603-646-2422.

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w o rd s CHRISTOPHER SHAW: The Vermont author reads from and signs Sacred Monkey River, documenting his canoe travels from Chiapas, Mexico, to the Gulf of Mexico. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MOVIE DISCUSSION: Filmmaker Nora Jacobson joins author Sybil Smith to discuss their collaboration on the Vermont-made film M y M other’s Early Lovers. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free, Info, 655-0231.

OPEN HOUSE: Champlain College explains a few things about its offerings to high schoolers. Admissions Office, Skiff Hall, Champlain College, Burlington, 24:30 p.m. Free. Register, 800-570-5858. HEALING WEEKEND: Women with cancer and chronic diseases benefit from a three-day Adirondack retreat. Great Camp Sagamore, Raquette Lake, N.Y., 4 p.m.

kids ‘MUSIC W ITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing songs with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1111:30 a.m. Free. Register, 865-7216.

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dance INDIAN DANCE: Famous in her native India, Sreyashi Dey performs classical dance in the Odissi style. See “to do” list, this issue. Recital Hall, Redstone Campus, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 656-0051.

drama ‘HOW HIGH TH E M O O N ’: See September 20, 4 & 8:30 p.m. ‘M OON OVER BUFFALO’: See September 20.

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‘QUITTERS’: See September 22. ‘ALWAYS PATSY CLINE’: See September 20, 2 & 8 p.m. $12-17. ‘IS IT ME?’ AUDITIONS: One Take Productions holds a casting call for a new play by Stephen Goldberg. Community Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6648.

film ‘SAVING GRACE’: See September 22. ‘CULTURES OF SILENT FILM’: A panel of profs shows clips and discuss the larger context of silent film. Dana Auditorium Middlebury College, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. ‘TH E CHEAT’: Cecil B. DeMille explores race and class in this 1915 silent film about a Long Island social butterfly seeking consolation in the arms of an Asian man. Dana Auditorium Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art list­ ings. FINE ART FLEA MARKET: The visual version of the farmers’ market offers affordable art in a wide range of media. City Hall Park, Burlington, 11 a.m. 5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7165. GALA DINNER AND AUCTION: “Pleasure for the Palettes” is the theme of this year’s fundraiser, featuring dinner and an auction of fine art. T.W. Wood Gallery 6 Arts Center, Vermont College, Montpelier, 6 p.m. $50. Info, 828-8743. FAMILY ARTS PROGRAM: Gods and goddesses of the ancient world are the inspiration for drop-in family art activi­ ties. Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2248. GALLERY TALK: The curator of the “Middlebury College: 200 Years” exhibit puts the college’s bicentennial in perspec­ tive. Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5007.

words PETER MILLER: The Waterbury writer and photographer signs his latest book, The First Time I Saw Paris. Borders, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

kids WIZARD OF OZ BIRTHDAY PARTY: Wizard-themed games and activities com­ memorate the centennial of Dorothy and

Toto’s whirlwind trip to Oz. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘MISSISSIPPI RIVER’: Canoeist-writer Peter Lourie signs his latest in a series of illustrated river books for children. Vermont Book Shop, Middlebury, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2061. KIDS ARCHAEOLOGY DAY: Experts offer hands-on demos of the detective work required of adult archaeologists. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 9:30 a.m. $3. Info, 948-2000.

sport MOUNTAIN BIKE RACE: University of Vermont and other college teams compete in a cross-country race and a dual slalom as part of Oktoberfest. Bolton Valley Resort, Bolton, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 434-3444. BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION: A day of hikes culminates in an oral history presen­ tation entitled “Legends of the Long Trail.” Hikes depart between 9:30 a.m. and noon. Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7037.

etc ARCHAEOLOGY OPEN HOUSE: See September 20. ARCHAEOLOGICAL SURVEY: See September 20. An archaeologist analyzes the results of the survey. 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. AUTO SHOW: See September 22. HEALING WEEKEND: See September 22 . FESTIVAL OF THE LAKES: See September 22. Today features the “Making Life Musical” workshop at the Petrova School Auditorium at noon, and dance, theater and mime at Pendragon Theater at 7 p.m. INTERTRIBAL POW-WOW: Reps from Abenaki, Mohawk and Passamaquoddy-Penobscot tribes partici­ pate in crafts, dance and drumming. Redstone Campus, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $4 per person, $10 per fam­ ily. Info, 656-3819. BURLINGTON AIRSHOW: The U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds display daredevil deeds of precision flying, including a Nighthawk Stealth flyer show. Burlington Airport, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $8-10. Info, 496-8100. LAND TRUST MEETING: A potluck dinner and awards ceremony highlight the annual meeting of the Burlington Community Land Trust. Cafeteria,

Shelburne Museum, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244. FERRY OPENING: Inaugurate the longawaited bike and pedestrian ferry joining the Burlington and Colchester bike paths at the Winooski River. North end of the Burlington Bikepath, noon. Free. Info, 864-0424. ANTIQUES APPRAISAL: Sotheby’s reps offer heirloom owners expert estimates on the value of their silver, porcelain and fur­ niture. See “to do” list, this issue. Shelburne Museum, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10 per object plus museum admission. Info, 985-3348 ext. 3397. QUILT SHOW: Quilters show off over 100 examples of traditional, contempo­ rary and miniature works of fiber art. A silent auction and raffle send some quilts home for the winter. Williston Armory, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $4. Info, 434-5049. HARVEST MARKET: Crafts, entertain­ ment, cider-making and a flea market spread out under the foliage at the Town Green and United Church, Underhill, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3369. CHICKEN PIE SUPPER: Enjoy a hot meal on a cool September evening at the Holy Family Church Hall, Route 2A, Essex Junction, three searings, 5, 5:45 & 6:30 p.m. $7. Info, 434-4166. BREWERS’ FEST AND OKTOBER­ FEST: An alpine twist on traditional German music, drinks and activities lifts spirits at Bolton Valley Resort, 10:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3444. HARVEST FAIR & FLEA MARKET: St. John’s Church holds its annual festival with homemade baked goods, second­ hand treasures and garden items. Red Barn Shops Meadow, Stowe, .10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 800-247-8693. OKTOBERFEST: The annual Bavarian blast features bratwurst, brews and oompah bands. Jackson Ice Arena, Stowe, 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. $5. Info, 253-8506. ANTIQUE MARKET: Check out highquality antiques, unique treasures and juried crafts at Stowe Elementary School, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2. Info, 655-0006. NATURE WALK: Meander through the nature center in search of ever-changing flora and fauna. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. AIDS WALK: Supporters of Vermont CARES step up efforts to raise money and awareness about the continuing epi­ demic. Christ Church, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 800-649-2437. CHICKEN PIE SUPPER: Feast on fowl

at a community sit-down dinner. Trinity Methodist Church, Montpelier, two seatings, 5 & 6:30 p.m. $8. Info, 223-7997. ‘RABBLE IN ARMS’: Revolutionary War re-enactors demonstrate the rigors of life on board the 1776 replica gunboat Philadelphia II. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Ferrisburgh, 10 a.m. 5 p.m. $8. Info, 475-2022. CRITTER WATCH: Mayflies, dragonfly larvae and crayfish are among the tiny indicators of overall river health. Critter collectors meet at Foot Brook Road, Johnson, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 888-9218. CHURCH TAG SALE: Household items and “white elephants” are in abundance at the Covenant Community Church, Jericho, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 899-1025. FLEA MARKET: Cast-offs, collectibles and clothes keep them coming to the Rutland High School Cafeteria, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 786-0799. M OUNT MOOSILAUKE HIKE: A steep but scenic trail challenges climbers with the Burlington section of the Green Mountain Club. 7 a.m. Register, 893-1370. M O UNT GRAYLOCK HIKE: Ascend the highest peak in Massachusetts with the Montpelier section of the Green Mountain Club. Meet at the rear parking lot of Montpelier High School, 8:30 a.m. Free. Register, 223-3616. ORGANIZATIONAL WORKSHOP: The second in a series of practical train­ ings advises Vermont non-profits how to improve direct-mail appeals. Vermont Center for Independent Living, Montpelier, 9:30 a.m. - noon. $ 5. Register, 860-6236. CRAFT FAIR & FLEA MARKET: Shoppers exhibit bazaar behavior while browsing for new, handmade and used goods. Vermont State Fairgrounds, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 492-2013-. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Addicted to eating? The issue of food abuse is on the table at Lawrence Library, Bristol, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2368. FARMERS’ MARKETS: Look for Vermont-grown agricultural products and crafts at open-air booths. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Info, 888-889-8188. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Info, 933-4703. Corner of Elm and State Streets, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Info, 426-3800. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Info, 773-5778.

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• Also, see listings in ‘‘Sound Advice.” ORGAN CONCERT: The recently acquired 1820 organ pipes up in a con­ cert of classical music that dates back to old-time Richmond. Old Round Church, Richmond, 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 244-7098. SCOTTISH FIDDLE CONCERT: The fiddling founder of Silly Wizard, Johnny Cunningham reels you in with lightning fast fingering and slower haunting airs. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 728-4617. ‘CELESTIAL SIRENS’ CONCERT: A millennial sampling of vocal music by women includes chants by Hildegard von Bingen, convent music and a swing set­ ting of Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s “How Do I Love Thee?” Middlebury Congregational Church, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3016. ‘BREAD, BANNERS AND BANKELSANG’: Bread and Puppet Theater revives the old German folk tradition of reporting the “news” by means of song and large, flip-over screens. Circus Field, Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-3031. VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: A flute and piano duet includes works by Bach, Santore and Prokofiev. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

I dance NUTCRACKER AUDITIONS: Local reindeer, clowns, angels, mice and sol­ diers are needed to supplement the sug­ arplums provided by the Albany Berkshire Ballet. UVM Patrick Gym, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Register, 878-2941.

drama ‘QUILTERS’: See September 22, 2 p.m. ‘ALWAYS PATSY CLINE’: See September 20, 2 p.m. $12.

film ‘SAVING GRACE’: See September 22. ‘THE BIG LEBOWSKI’: In the Coen brothers comedy, Jeff Bridges leads a mellow dude’s existence until he is mis­ taken for someone else — an enemy of German bikers. Burlington College, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

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sport MOUNTAIN BIKE RACE: See September 23, 9 a.m.

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AUTHOR TALK: Writers John Duffy and Vincent Feeney sell and sign copies of their new coffee-table book, Vermont, An Illustrated History. See “to do” list, this issue. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3406. ‘ALL ABOUT APPLES’: Fans of the forbidden fruit choose from a bushel of activities, including cider pressing and apple-butter making. See “to do” list, this issue. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $8. Info, 457-2355. FARMERS’ MARKET: Check out local­ ly grown veggies, homemade treats and crafts on the Mountain Road, Stowe, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 777-0833.

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film ‘SAVING GRACE’: See September 22. ‘LA MUERTE DE MIKEL’: This Spanish film shows the tragic chain of contradictions in the life of a young Basque man. 427 Waterman, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3196.

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words POETRY READING: Lesbian poet and novelist Elana Dykewomon speaks at the Womens Studies Seminar Room, 225 Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4156. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers discuss the Southern roots of Eudora Welty’s A Curtain o f Green and Other Short Stories. Dorothy Ailing Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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aikido AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adults, Monday through Friday, 5:456:45 p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m. Saturdays, 911:45 a.m. Children, Tuesdays & Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 17 E. Allen St., Winooski. $55/month, $120/three months, intro specials. Info, 654-6999 or www.aikidovt.org. Study this graceful, flowing mar­ tial art to develop flexibility, confidence and self-defense skills. AIKIDO OF VERMONT: Ongoing classes Monday through Friday, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m. Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m. Sunday, 10-11:30 a.m. Above Onion River Co-op, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785. Practice the art o f Aikido in a safe and supportive envi­ ronment.

art ‘DRAWING FOR ABSOLUTE BEGIN­ NERS’: Two Sundays, September 24 and October 1, 1-4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $65. Register, 865-4422. Learn to distin­ guish shapes and dimensionalforms by hon­ ing your observational skills. PAINTING IN PASTEL, OIL & WATERCOLOR: Classes starting in September and October. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648. Try painting in a new medium, or improve your technique and vision using a familiar one. ‘PAINTING FOR BEGINNERS’: Two Sundays, October 15 and 22, 1-4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $75. Register, 8654422. Practice color mixing using water-sol­ uble oils and explore the role o f light and shadow.

bartending PROFESSIONAL BARTENDING TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-8544448 or bartendingschool.com. Get certi­ fied to make a mean martini, margarita, manhattan or mai tai.

botany FERN IDENTIFICATION: Saturday, October 7, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 8654422. A lesson in fern structure helps you identify several Vermont species.

business ‘CREATING JOY AND ABUN­ DANCE’: Six Mondays, September 18, 25, October 2, 9, 16 and 23. Women’s Small Business Program, Trinity College, Burlington. $115, grants available. Info, 846-7160. Learn how to eliminate barriers so you can achieve your goals. ‘GETTING SERIOUS’: Four Tuesdays, September 26, October 10, 17, and 24. Womens Small Business Program, Trinity College, Burlington. $115, grants avail­ able. Info, 846-7160. Explore the possibili­ ties and realities o f business ownership, assess your skills and develop a business idea. ‘EXPLORING CAREERS’: Four Tuesdays, November 7, 14, 21 and 28, 79 p.m. 119 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $40. Register, 862-8240. Investigate your career goals using the Myers Briggs Indicator, the Heroic Myth Index, Strong Campbell and astrology charts.

craft INTERMEDIATE WEAVING: Four Thursdays, September 21, October 5, 19 and November 2, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Northeast Fiber Arts Center, 7531 Williston Rd., Williston. $155. Info, 2888081. Explore “overshot, ” “lace weaves, ” “double weave" and “summer and winter ’’ structures. POTTERY: Classes for adults, teens and children start in September. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648. Express your creativity in clay.

W OODWORKING: Classes for adults and teens start in September. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648. Work with wood to learn veneering, lathe-turning and Jumiture restoration. BEGINNING SPINNING: Four Mondays, October 2, 16, 23 and 30, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Northeast Fiber Arts Center, 7531 Williston Rd., Williston. $90. Info, 288-8081. Learn the meditative art ofspinning your own yarn, using several techniques. NEEDLE FELTING: Friday, October 13, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Northeast Fiber Arts Center, 7531 Williston Rd., Williston. $25. Info, 288-8081. Get into the Halloween spirit while learning to make felt dolls, gnomes and ornaments. PAINTING CERAMICS: Ongoing class­ es. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Learn the fundamentals ofpainting

dance LATIN SAMPLER: Six Mondays, September 25 through October 30, 89:30 p.m. Jazzercise, Williston. $10/class. Info, 864-7953. David Larson and Rebecca Brookes teach merengue, rumba, cha-cha, salsa, samba and bolero. CUBAN-STYLE SALSA: Four Thursdays, September 28, October 5, 12 and 19, Intro 6:30-7:30 p.m., Level I 7:30-8:30 p.m., Level II 8:30-9:30 p.m. $35/four weeks. Memorial Auditorium Annex, Burlington. Register, 864-7953. David Larson and Rebecca Brookes teach this spicy Latin dance. SWING: Classes start Sunday, October 1. Burlington. $40/person for a six-week ses­ sion. Info, 862-9033 or hollywood­ styleswing.com. Learn Hollywood-style siving in this six-week series. ‘DANCE FOR THE NON-DANCER’: Nine Tuesdays beginning October 10, 78:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. $135. Register, 652-4548. Learn the vocabulary o f modem dance to discover comfort and confidence in move­ ment. INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED TAP: Saturday, October 21, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. $20. Register, 652-4548. Tap students develop their skills and repertoire. YMCA DANCE: Ongoing classes for adults, teens and children. YMCA, College St., Burlington. Info, 862-9622. Classes are offered in Latin, swing and youth ballet.

darts DARTS: Thursdays through September 28, 7:30-9:30 p.m. McKee’s Pub, 19 E. Allen St., Winooski. Free. Info, 655-0048. Develop stance, grip and aiming techniques for perfect projectile performance.

dog training BASIC DOG TRAINING: Friday, September 29 through Sunday, October 1, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Walden. Info, 5633381 or afrost@together.net. April Frost, author o/Beyond Obedience draining, teaches dog owners to resolve common behavior problems and develop effective canine communication skills.

dreams ‘DREAM SYMBOLISM’: Saturday, September 23, 9 a.m. - noon. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $25. Register, 8654422. Explore the personal and universal symbolism in your dreams.

feldenkrais® AWARENESS THROUGH MOVE­ MENT®: Ten-week series starting October 6. Mondays, 7:30-8:30 p.m. 35 King St., Burlington. Fridays, 9-10 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 434-4515. Enhance coordination, flexibility, strength and awareness with the guided movement sequences o f Feldenkrais®.

film ‘REELING BEAUTY’: Saturday, September 23, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 8654422. Analyze the themes o f temptation and

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men RECOVERY GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Essex Junction. $10. Info, 878-6378. Men learn through sharing in group therapy with a professional facilitator.

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kids ‘MUSIC SEEDS’: Thursdays and Saturdays beginning September 7. Charlotte Congregational Church. Info, 425-5954. Children up to agefive get an early music education. ‘STORIES COME TO LIFE’: Six Saturdays starting September 18, 9:3010:30 a.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. $60. Register, 652-4548. Four-year-olds act out the characters and places o f their favorite stories. CIRCUS ARTS: Twelve Saturdays start­ ing September 18, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. $240. Register, 652-4548. Circus Smirkus instructors teach fourth- to eighth-graders basic circus skills, like balanc­ ing, juggling, clowning and acrobatics. ‘DESIGNING FOR THE THEATER’: Twelve Saturdays beginning September 29, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. $240. Register, 652-4548. Seventh- to 12th-graders translate their imagined worlds into theatrical designs.

language FRENCH CINEMA: Ten Mondays, October 2 through December 11, 6:308:30 p.m. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $190 includes Alliance Fran^aise membership. Register, 6550231. Refresh your French-speaking skills in discussions o f films and other cultural pre­ sentations. ‘FRENCH FOR FRESH STARTERS’: Ten Wednesdays, October 4 through December 13, 6-8 p.m. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $190 includes Alliance Fran^aise membership. Register, 655-0231. Nancy Walsh teaches a creative approach to French speaking. ITALIAN: Group and individual instruc­ tion, beginner to advanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Info, 545-2676. Immerse yourself in Italian to get readyfor a trip abroad, or to better enjoy the country’s music, art and cuisine. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, begin­ ners and intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloan Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writ­ ing skills in English as a second language.

meditation ‘MINDFULNESS-BASED MEDITA­ TION’: Eight-week program beginning Thursday, September 28, 5:30-7 p.m. The Sanctuary for Yoga and Well-Being, Shelburne. $245. Info, 985-4961. Reduce the impact o f stress on your body and mind. ZEN MEDITATION: Mondays, 4:455:45 p.m. Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-6466. Meditate with a sitting group associated with the Zen Affiliate o f Vermont. ‘THE WAY OF THE SUFI’: Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. This Sufi-style meditation incor­ porates breath, sound and movement. MEDITATION: Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist meditations. MEDITATION: Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Green Mountain Learning Center, 13 Dorset Lane, Suite 203, Williston. Free. Info, 872-3797. Don't just do something, sit there! GUIDED MEDITATION: Sundays, 10:30 a.m. The Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne Commons. Free. Info, 985-

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‘WHAT IS MANAGED CARE?’: Monday, October 16, 7-9 p.m. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $25. Register, 8654422. Gain an understanding o f HMOs, preferred provider organizations and point o f service diagnostic coding.

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music BANJO FOR WOMEN: Monday, September 18, 6-8 p.m. and two Saturdays, September 23 and 30, 10 a.m. - noon. Burlington. $60. Register, 8623581. Women get a grip on an instrument usually associated with men. Instruction in “clawhammer”and frailing’’techniques is offered. ‘ENTERING THE JAZZ WORK’: Six Tuesdays beginning September 26, 7-8:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. $123. Register, 652-4548. Explore the musical elements and artistic choices made manifest in the upcoming Mingus Big Band perfor­ mance. ‘LISTENING TO A SYMPHONY’: Sunday, October 1, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 8654422. Learn to identify movements and their purposes in Classical, Romantic and 2C.h-century symphonies. ‘EAR TRAINING FOR BEGINNERS’: Sunday, October 15, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. . Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 8654422. Practice listening for rhythms, meter, scales and chords. ‘SINGING FOR PLEASURE’: Individual classes for beginners and pro­ fessionals. St- Albans. Info, 527-1293. Native Italian speaker Enrico Di Palma assists vocalists.

answer questions that have been troubling you. AUTUMNAL EQUINOX CELEBRA­ TION: Saturday, September 23, 7:309:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $9. Info, 6608060. Celebrate “Mabon,”the second o f three harvest festivals. ‘KABBALAH AND CREATIVITY’: Sunday, September 24, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Forest’s Edge, Warren. $75 includes lunch. Register, 496-9022. Artists and non-artists use ancient Jewish mysticism to gain insight into the creative process. THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE OM’: Friday, September 29, 6-8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $7. Info, 660-8060. Awaken the divinity within yourselfthrough healing music and Shamanic movement. ‘PROSPERITY AND PAST LIVES’: Five Wednesdays, October 11 through November 8, 7-9 p.m. Rising Sun, 35 King St., Burlington. $99. Register, 8659813 or 860-7286. Explore past lives in group regressions to awaken cellular memo­ ries o f success and prosperity. ‘W OM EN AND T H E MAGIC OF LIVING IN T H E M O M ENT’: Ninemonth program beginning this fall, Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon. The Sanctuary for Yoga and Well-Being, Shelburne. Info, 985-4961. Change selfdefeating patterns, reduce stress and experi­ ence more joy by living in the moment. SACRED CIRCLE DANCE: Second Saturday of each month beginning September 9, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Yoga Vermont Studio, Chace Mill, Burlington. Donations. Info, 425-6061. Learn to cele­ brate earth-based spirituality through tradi­ tionalfolk dances.

photography INSTRUCTION: Classes, workshops, private instruction and week-long summer day camps for young people. Info, 3723104. Take classes in creative and technical camera and darkroom skills while learning to “see ”with a photographic eye.

reflexology INTRO TO REFLEXOLOGY: Saturday and Sunday, October 21 and 22, 9 a.m. 5 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts, 35 King St., Burlington. $200. Info, 658-7715. Learn how this healing method works and when to use it. REFLEXOLOGY: Saturday and Sunday, November 11 and 12, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Sheraton, Burlington. $295. Register, 878-8247. Learn to stimulate reflex points in the feet to naturally aid health problems.

reiki REIKI CLINIC: Thursday, September 21, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Donation. Register, 660-8060. Experience Reiki, an ancient, non-invasive healing technique which originated in the East. USUI TIBETAN REIKI CERTIFICA­ TION: Level I: Saturday, September 23. $145. Level II: Sunday, September 24. $195, financial assistance available. Info, 350-2030 or www.essentialsymmetry.com. Become certified in using Reiki to heal your­ selfand others.

relationships ‘RELATIONSHIP RENEWAL SEMI­ NAR’: Saturday, September 30, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Essex Junction. Info, 8786378. Couples in crisis get help from profes­ sionalfacilitators.

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AN© CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes for men, women and children, Monday through Saturday. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Escape fear with an integrated self-defense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

‘CHANNELING’: Four Wednesdays beginning September 20, 6:30-8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $50/series. Info, 6608060. Increase your intuitive powers to

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sport WINTER SPORTS CONDITIONING: Eight Tuesdays and Thursdays, September 16 through November 16, 7-8:30 p.m. Sports and Orthopedic Rehabilitation Center, Fanny Allen Campus, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington. $75. Info, 847-7910. Get in shape for the slopes with training — and lectures — designedfor skiers. SPINNING: Ongoing daily classes. Chain Reaction, One Lawson Lane, Burlington. First ride free. Info, 6573228. Pedalyour way to fitness in a diverse, non-competitive environment.

support groups ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step — o f 12 — and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem! Alcoholics Anonymous can help. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: Ongoing daily groups. Various locations in Burlington, S. Burlington and Plattsburgh. Free. Info, 862-4516. I f you’re ready to stop using drug, this goup o f recovering addicts can offer inspiration. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Tuesday, September 12, 6 p.m. First Congregational Church, Essex Junction. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters meet for support around food and health issues. PARTNERS AND FRIENDS OF SUR­ VIVORS: Group forming. Info, 6554907. Partners and friends o f childhood abuse survivors share struggles and successes with peers. PSYCHIATRIC SUPPORT GROUP: Thursdays, 7 p.m. Various Burlington locations. Free. Info, 288-1006. Get peer support for depression, anxiety or other psy­ chiatric illness. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONY­ MOUS: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step progam.

tai chi ‘TAI CHI BASICS’: Two Sundays, October 15 and 22, 1-4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Practice simplified postures drawn from Chi Rung, Tai Chi Chih and Tai Chi Chuan.

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YOUR SINGING VOICE, A CREATIVE APPROACH’: Nine Thursdays begin­ ning October 12, 7-8:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. $135. Register, 652-4548. Explore singing techniques, vocal improvisation and song writing.

etc CRITTER IDENTIFICATION: See September 23. River-watchers identify critters collected from Foot Brook. People’s Academy, Morrisville, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 888-9218. PUBLICITY WORKSHOP: Public relations guru Jane Poliak offers tips for getting national news coverage without spending a dime on marketing. Clarion Hotel & Conference Center, Burling­ ton, 9 a.m. - noon. $59. Register, 728-9101. WORKER’S RIGHTS: Employees fac­ ing discrimination, unsafe working con­ ditions, insurance problems and other labor issues get help from an advocate at the Worker’s Rights Center, Burlington City Hall, 4:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7184. NETWORKING GROUP: Employee hopefuls get job leads, connections, skills and support. Career Resource Center, Vermont Department of Employment & Training, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0322. PUBLIC MEDITATION: Take a step on the path to enlightenment in an envi­ ronment that instructs beginners and supports practiced sitters. Ratna Shri Tibetan Meditation Center, 12 Hillside Ave., Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Discussion, 78:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-5435. BATTERED WOMEN’S SUPPORT GROUP: Women Helping Battered Women facilitates a group in Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1996.

women ‘TAKING CHARGE’: Six Tuesdays, September 19 through October 24, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Palmer and Associates, Burlington. Register, 863-4478. Women who want to moveforward in their lives learn practical ways to reach their goals and realize dreams.

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‘THE MAGICAL ART OF SURREALISM’: Saturday, September 30, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $65. Register, 8654422. Explore surrealist art, polemic manifesto, love and philosophy, from Rimbaud to Apollinaire. ‘FIRST THOUGHTS WRITING WORKSHOP’: Six Tuesdays, October 3 through November 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $120. Register, 655-0231. Use the “practice writing” methods o f Natalie Goldberg to silence the internal critic andfind your authentic voice. ‘LANDSCAPE AND THE AMERICAN IMAGINATION’: Two Saturdays, October 14 and 21, 9 a.m. - noon. Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Read American Nature writers Aldo Leopold, Barry Lopez and Terry Tempest Williams, and write about your oum sense o f the American landscape.

yoga ‘BECOMING PEACE YOGA’: Ongoing classes. Becoming Peace Center for Yoga and Massage, 57 River Rd., Essex Jet. Info, 878-5299. Connect with your body, mind and spirit to release chronic tension through Kripalu-style yoga study. UNION STREET STUDIO: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. Info, 860-3991. Five certified instructors offer classes in a variety o f yoga stylesfor strength and tranquillity. YOGA: Classes for all levels. Sanctuary for Yoga and Well-Being, Shelburne. Info, 985-4961. Get personal instruction in Phoenix Rising yoga therapy to useyour body and breath as toolsfor rejuvenation and deep relaxation. YOGA FOR CLIMBERS: Ongoing Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 8-9:30 a.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, 105 Briggs St., Burlington. 657-3872. Climbers get a sweaty workout to improve strength and flexibility in this Astanga-style class. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, noon, 5:30 and 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, 9:30 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or yogavermont.com. Astanga-style “ power”yoga dosses offer sweaty fun for all levels o f experience.

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words LYNN STEGNER: The Vermont author reads excerpts from her new novel, Pipers at the Gates o f Dawn, exploring the link between people and the land. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BURLINGTON WRITERS GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to this writerly gathering at the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9647.

kids SONG AND STORYTIME: Threes are company at this singing read-along for babies and toddlers. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘THE GREAT AMERICAN TAX DODGE’: Pulizer-prize winning Time magazine reporter Donald Barlett dis­ cusses the research for his new book. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Susan Wallace explains why non-scien­ tists should care about DNA. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Register, 847-2886. HEALTH TALK The Onion River Co­ op — local purveyors of roughage — sponsors a look at digestive health. Delehanty Hall, Trinity College, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3659. ‘VERMONT’S EARLY PIONEERS’: Vermont archaeologist Peter Thomas dis­ cusses the unearthing of “new” findings about Vermonters from 10,000 years ago. Pavilion Building Auditorium, Mont­ pelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-3050. RECREATION CONFERENCE: Community recreation, from bike paths to ice-rink management, is the subject of this governor-sanctioned gathering. Capital Plaza Hotel, Montpelier, 9 a.m. $20-50. Info, 883-2313. BASIC MEDITATION: Cherokee and Tibetan Buddhist practices are incorpo­ rated to renew the body and spirit. Ratna Shri Tibetan Meditation Center, 12 Hillside Ave., Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5435.

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September.

EN ROUTE 2000, first second annual

DRAGONS, SILK AND JADE: CHINESE OBJECTS FROM THE PERMANENT COL­ LECTION, featuring garments, acces­

show and Art Hop, featuring new installation by Keith Wagner in new courtyard, and 20 other artists. Flynndog, Burlington, 6 5 2 -9 9 8 5 . Through September. LIFECYCLE, featuring works by 15 local artists inspired by discarded objects. ReCycle North, Burlington, 8 6 0 -4 8 9 5 . Through September. 8TH ANNUAL SOUTH END ART HOP, fea­ turing art in local businesses and gal­ leries in the Pine Street area, Burlington, 8 6 5 -0 0 5 5 . Through September.

sories and more from ancient China. Also, LANDSCAPES ON PAPER, from the permanent collection, opening September 26. Fleming Museum , Burlington, 6 5 6 -0 7 5 0 . Both through December 17. RIVETING METAL: EXPLORING THE POS­ SIBILITIES IN METAL, a juried exhibit of

nationally known artists. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 8 6 3 -6 4 5 8 . Through October 29. JAMES KOCHALKA, new paintings. OneWall Gallery, Seven Days, Burlington, 8 6 4 -5 6 8 4 . Through September. TODD LACROIX, new works. Rhom bus Gallery, Burlington, 8 6 5 -3 1 4 4 . Through September. VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE, watercolors, acrylics and charcoals by Johanne Durocher. Burlington Bagel Bakery, S. Burlington, 8 7 2 -8 0 6 0 . Through September. WORLD OF INTERIORS, paintings by Michael Smith. Village Cup, Jericho, 8 9 9 -1 7 3 0 . Through September. JASON BOYD, works in mixed media, collage and assemblage. Daily Bread Cafe, Richmond, 4 3 4 -3 1 4 8 . Through September.

NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIA­ TION, a m em bers’ show and sale. Old

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mixed media by Cheryl Rezendes. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 8 6 4 3 6 61 . Through September. FOGGY NOTION, drawings, documents and moving pictures by Selene Colburn. L/L Gallery, University of Vermont, Burlington, 6 5 6 -4 2 0 0 . Through September 29. SACHIKO, watercolors of hydrangeas by the Japanese artist. The Gallery Upstairs, Hinesburg, 4 8 2 -3 8 5 1 . Through September. PAUL HAGAR and JOLENE REYNOLDS, photos, and GREG GIORDANO, paint­ ings and drawings. Daily Planet, Burlington, 8 6 2 -3 7 7 9 . Through September. THE SATURDAY EVENING POST AND AMERICA’S GREAT ILLUSTRATORS, cover

illustrations by Norman Rockwell and others. Through December 3. GATHER 'ROUND: TALES OF NEW ENGLAND’S WORK-A-DAY WORLD, oral histories

and visual tableaux. Through October 15. Also, THE FABULOUS ’50S: WEL­ COME HOME TO POST-WAR VERMONT,

the m useum ’s newest historic house, depicting a Vermont family in 1950;

Carroll, Bill Steinhurst, Jill Musnicki and Nina Parris. City Hall Artists’ showcase, Montpelier, 2 2 9 -2 7 6 6 . Through September 29. VERMONT STUDIO CENTER STAFF EXHIBIT, works by residence staff artists, Main Gallery. MFA IN VISUAL ART, works by faculty, alumni and the

founder of the program. T.W. Wood Art Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 8 2 8 -8 7 4 3 . Through October 1. CONTEMPORARY ARTIFACTS, ceramics by Jimmy Clark. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 2 4 4 -1 1 2 6 . Through September. VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS: Work by local artisans. Vermont By Design Gallery, Waterbury, 2 4 4 -7 5 6 6 . Ongoing. SCRAP-BASED ARTS & CRAFTS, featur­ ing re-constructed objects of all kinds by area artists. The Restore, Montpelier, 2 2 9 -1 9 3 0 . Ongoing. ALICE ECKLES, paintings and mixed media. Old School House, Marshfield, 4 5 6 -8 9 9 3 . Ongoing.

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craft artists who have graduated from Middlebury College. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 3 8 8 -4 0 7 4 . Through November 10. STONES, SCHOLARS AND SUPPORTERS: MIDDLEBURY AND THE GROWTH OF ITS COLLEGE, a multi-media exhibit in

honor of the college’s bicentennial. Henry Sheldon Museum , Middlebury, 3 8 8 -2 1 1 7 . Through March. ALL EYES ON NATURE, featuring the works of Vermont artists R uss Housman, Mickey Myers, Rae Newell, Jim Samler, Penny Viscusi and Carolyn Walton. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rutland, 7 7 5 -0 3 5 6 . Through October 1. PAINTING WITH RAGS, STORIES IN WOOL, a showcase of more than 2 0

Vermont rugmakers. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 3 8 8 -4 9 6 4 . Through November 11. SCULPTFEST 2000, featuring works by artists created over the summer, including artists-in-residence Margarita Kiselichka, Yin Peet and Kimio Inoue. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, W. Rutland. Through October 22. 22 INCHES SQUARE, recent works by the Guild of Vermont Furniture Makers, and HEAVEN’S SABBATH FLESHED, paintings by Cameron Davis. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 8 7 7 -3 6 6 8 . Through September 26. 13 ALUMNI ARTISTS, a juried exhibi­ tion of sculpture, painting, photogra­ phy and installation art by prominent college alumni. Johnson Memorial Gallery, Middlebury College M useum of Art, 4 4 3 -5 0 0 7 . Through December 10.

CENTRAL VERM ONT

conscious. A n xie ty and a n ticip atio n seem to co exist in

So urd iffe G a lle ry, both use landscape as an

elem ent in th eir w o rks, but n either can be called

m any o f these w o rks, as i f th ey w ere about tim e

“a landscape p ain ter” in the m ost sp e cific sense o f

as m uch as place. Von R o sk is a m asterful w eaver

the term . La u ra Von R o sk o f Paradox uses the

o f lig h t and d a rk , and her high h o rizo n lin e s,

landscape sym b o lically to guide view ers into a

b rig hter than the co nfines beneath, suggest tw i­

psychological lo catio n rather than a physical one.

lig h t zones — approaching d u sk, or ju st super­

M ark W alp o f C hestertow n uses landscape p ri­

seding daw n. Som e recu rrin g co m p ositio ns

form s.

NORTHERN

W alp borders on the naive

FACULTY SHOW, new work by the art

w ith his unfettered range o f

faculty. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 6 3 5 -1 4 6 9 . Through September 29. MONOLAH, works in fiber art and col­ ored pencil by Dianne Schullenberger. East Gallery, Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2 5 3 -8 3 5 8 . Through October 14.

them es, but there is alm ost alw ays an outdoor context to his w orks — even i f trees, sky and h ills are not the m ain fea­ tures o f the piece. H is w orks h ark back to 19th-century genre painters, such as V erm o nt’s own Tho m as

Gallery, Morrisville, 8 8 8 -4 5 4 8 . Through October.

W aterm an W ood, nam esake o f M o n tp elier’s T .W . W ood

PASSION AND PROMISE: THE ART OF HAITI, paintings assembled by the

Friends of Hospital Albert Schweitzer. Sales of the works benefit the hospi­ tal. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2 5 3 -8 3 5 8 . Through November 18. ROBERT BLAIR, Vermont landscape paintings. Mary Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6 4 4 -5 1 0 0 . Through October 15. LAND AND LIGHT, landscape paintjpgs by New England artists. Mary Bryan - V Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6 4 45 1 00 . Through October 15. EXPOSED, an exhibit of outdoor sculp­ tures by contemporary artists. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2 5 3 -8 3 5 8 . Through October 15. JACOB WALKER ART GALLERY, a co-op featuring the works of the Northern Vermont Artists. Morristown Corners, Rt. 100. No phone. Through October 15; closed Tuesdays.

G allery. A n “ U n title d ” W alp piece, d epicting three figures and a b lack dog resting under a th ick tree beside a pond, is a tig h tly com posed p icture w ith ju st that sort o f w istfu l narra­ tive co ntent. H e also has a few nice co lo r com binations

— lavender and pale greens — that add to the sleepy peacefulness o f the scene. “ Sh ip w recked S a ilo r” consists o f ro llin g gray b il­

An untitled painting by Laura Von Rosk.

lo w s, a resolute yet storm tossed m arin e r sw im m in g in the su rf, and arcs o f leaping fish . T h is is a neo­

am ong Von R o sk’s co llectio n are variatio n s on

ro m an tic adventure sto ry in fu ll b lo om . W h ile

them es.

W alp is an am b itio u s org anizer o f space, h is use

O ne o f her few title d w o rk s, “ T ra c k s,” has a

o f co lo r can som etim es be o ve rly s im p lis tic . In

fine p air o f lin es careening dow n a snow y h illsid e

th is case, the orange o f the sa ilo r’s tu n ic and the

at the left o f the p ain tin g , and disappearing

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orange o f the

aro und the co n to u r o f the h ill

THREE WINNERS, collage-paintings by

acro b atic fish

ju st below the focal p o in t. A

Jane Pincus, drawings and mono­ prints by Sandy Robbins and paint­ ings and photo-transfers by Delia Robinson. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7 2 8 -3 2 3 2 . Through September. A SMALL WORLD, miniature paintings, quilts and 3-D rooms by Happy Marsh, Sharon Davis and Barbara van Laten. Cupola House, Essex, N.Y., 5 1 8 -9 6 3 -7 4 9 4 . Through October 10. FROM RENOIR TO PICASSO, master­ pieces from the Musee de I’Orangerie. Montreal M useum of Fine Arts, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, 5 1 4 -2 8 5 -1 6 0 0 . Through October 15. COMPLETING THE PICTURE: HATS, FASHION AND FINE ART, paintings,

photographs and m annequins featur­ ing millinery fashions from 1 8 20 1930. Hood M useum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 8 0 8 . Through September 24.

WHAT ABOUT OUR NEST? Recent

paintings, prints and mixed-media works by Carol E.S. MacDonald. Mist Grill, Waterbury, 2 4 4 -2 2 3 3 . Through October 15. EXHIBIT AND SALE of original works by members of the Waterbury Activities & Cultural Center, Wheeler Bldg., Waterbury, 2 4 4 -6 6 4 8 . Saturdays and Sundays 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., through October 8 . H20: THE SAGA CONTINUES, recent works by George Shumar, Rhoda

effects w h ile creating distances d riven by the sub­

cu rre n tly show ing at Shelburne’s Furchgo tt

by invented figures and

MARCIE VALLETTE AND THOMAS VALLETTEJR., paintings. Tegu Building MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE: 200 YEARS, a

wo painters from the A d iro n d ack region,

m a rily as a stage set populated

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW:

Continuity and Change in American Furniture and Decorative Arts, 1 7 00 1820; FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON TO P.T. BARNUM, prints; and LANDSCAPE & LIGHT, paintings by Martin Johnson Heade. Shelburne Museum , 9 8 5 3 3 48 . Ongoing. RICK SUTTA, oil paintings “with impact.” Rick Sutta Gallery, Burlington, 8 6 0 -7 5 0 6 . Ongoing.

grounds o f m any Renaissance p ain ters, V on R o sk

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unable to accom m odate all of the displays in our readership area, thus

are a b it too m uch a lik e . W h ile h is fig u re d raw ­

d ark row o f pines curves in

Anxiety and anticipa-

co n trap u n tal m o tion from the d istan t center to the lo om ing

tion seem to coexist in

le ft. B o th m ajo r elem ents are su b tly u n ifie d by a delicate arc

ing is in te n ­ tio n a lly s ty l­ ized, it often seems m ore aw kw ard

many of these works,

o f pale yellow s and cerulean blue in the co ld and rem ote sky. T h e se sinu ou s curves

,as if they were about

appear again w ith m in o r va ria ­ tio n s in a m ore verdant

than he prob ably inten d ed .

time as much as place.

“ U n title d ” versio n , w h ich seems to be a h illsid e over­ lo o kin g a valley. A lo ng , th in ,

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receding X becom es the back­

a rtist stru g ­ gles w ith te ch n ical sh o rtco m in g s, so too does

bone fo r o ther im ages; an oval stretched from

the view er.

background to fore is ano ther q u in tessen tial Von

Even w ith o u t reading her resum e, it’s clear

R o sk shape, as is a V- fo rm in the center o f the

that Von R o sk is the m ore accom plished p ain ter

p ictu re p lan e, w here tw o ro lls o f h ills fo ld into

o f the tw o. Tw enty-one o f the 31 w o rks in th is

each ^pther. O ’K eeffe once threatened to stop p ain tin g if

dual show are hers, and each is as te ch n ically flaw less as it is co n cep tu ally engaging. M ost o f

c ritic s d id not stop co n ju rin g Freu d ian in terp reta­

the pieces are “ U n title d .” W h ile com parisons

tio ns o f her w o rk s. V on R o sk states, “ T h e re m ay

w ith G eorgia O ’Keeffe’s use o f landscape-as-icon

be a hid d en sto ry in the p a in tin g , w h ich I m yse lf

^ q uickly sp rin g to m ind upon vie w in g som e o f

am s till o n ly vaguely aw are o f.” L ik e O ’K ee ffe , V o n R o sk is p ro d u cin g in ten sely personal — and

these listings m ust be restricted to

Von R o sk s w o rks, others seem m uch m ore com ­

exhibits in truly public viewing

p lex. M an y are disto rted vistas th at im p ly, rather

therefore h ig h ly o rig in a l — w o rk th at renders

places. Art in b usin ess offices, lob­

than describe, hum an im p act on the lan d . A s T ,

speculatio n about co n ten t m erely academ ic. ®

w ith the ro llin g h ills and m oody forest back­

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T h e feature debut from rockvideo director Joe C harbanic, The Watcher is as bare-bones and bytbe-numbers ^$.a studio psycho■th riller can get and yet is curiously watchable. T h e premise is pure boilerplate: James Spader plays yet another burnt-out F B I profiler (you know, like the one W illia m L . Petersen played in M anhunter and this fall plays again in a new C B S series). H e’s recently moved to Chicago from L .A ., where he’d spent years unsuccessfully tracking a serial k ille r whose M O involved observing single women over a period o f days, w aiting for them in their homes, and then strangling them w ith piano w ire. Retired from active duty, Spader’s character spends his free tim e sw allow ing p ills to help him sleep and cope w ith m igraines, developing dark circles under his eyes, and sitting alone in his apartm ent staring straight ahead for hours at a stretch. A ll o f a sudden single Chicago women start getting strangled w ith piano w ire. Turns out Spader’s old nemesis — played by Keanu Reeves as a doughy valley dude — couldn’t live (or k ill) w ithout h im , and has followed him halfw ay across the country so the two can resume their m utually defining game o f cat and mouse. A ll movies about serial killers

incorporate countdown mecha­ nism s these days, and the way things w ork in The Watcher, as Reeves thoughtfully inform s Spader over the telephone one evening, is as follow s: Reeves FedExes Spader a photo o f a fem ale. Spader and the police then have u n til 9 p.m . on the day he receives it to identify and find the young wom an, otherwise she finds youknow-who w aiting when sfie gets home. T h is keeps things m oving in grisly game-show fashion. I f the good guys run out o f tim e one day, they get another chance to beat the clock a day or two later. O nce the process has begun, Charbanic allo ­ cates little screen tim e to character developm ent and atm ospherics, instead using every fram e to m axi­ m ize the picture’s tension and m om entum . There’s som ething so troubling and sym biotic about the relation­ ship between the haunted agent and his elusive counterpart that Spader has begun seeing a psychia­ trist. You know it’s o nly a m atter o f tim e, o f course, u n til sh rin k * M arisa Tom ei is seen by Reeves as w ell and, when all three w ind up in an abandoned old building on the edge o f tow n, the film turns into a Freudian funhouse. Reeves .confesses that his feelings for Spader go deeper than those a reg­ ular m aniac has for the cop on his

tra il. H e has some sort o f warped idea that the two are meant to be together, that they share a m ean­ ingful lin k bordering on love con­ nection. '' Jj uiib -5 c;;i & e-: ■ W e ll, i f news like that doesn’t snap an F B I guy out o f his over­ m edicated stupor, nothing w ill, and so it’s on to the film ’s explosive fin al m om ents. So, w hat we have here is: A stripped-down story about an illdefined psycho who k ills wom en, w hile a fa irly standard-profile char­ acter goes through a fa irly standard existential crisis. I f it weren’t for the effective race-against-the-clock device and loopy but intriguing Keanu-has-a-crush-on-Jam es angle, The Watcher w ould be ju st another efficient but forgettable serial-killer th rille r. A s it is, it’s not m uch m ore. T h e film is passably am using and riveting in a m echanical kind o f way. It certainly isn’t frightening. I th in k that w hat you’ve got here more than anything is a regulation suspensefest w hich benefits from the deliberate im pro bab ility o f its casting more than from the talent behind its w ritin g or direction. Th ere’s ju st som ething tantalizing about the prospect o f seeing Keanu play a tru ly bad guy. T h e iro n y is, his character is so sup erficially w ritten and off-handedly inhabited that in the end we never really do.

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prewiews URBAN LEGENDS: THE FINAL CUT The Blair Witch Project meets Scream in this freeloading festival of celluloid larceny about students who decide to make a movie concerning popular urban legends and, one by one, fall victim to sinister forces. With Jenny Morrison and Joey Lawrence. (R) WOMAN ON TOP Penelope Cruz stars in the new film from Fina Torres, the story of a beautiful Brazilian woman who finds success, love and fame as a chef in San Francisco. (R) ALMOST FAMOUS The latest from Jerry Maguire director Cameron Crowe is the semiautobiographical tale of a teenage boy who gains entry to the heady world of big-time rock journalism. Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson and Frances McDorm and star. (R) BUTTERFLY This Spanish drama, which earned its country’s equivalent of the Oscar, tells the moving story of the bond between a young boy and his teacher, and is set against a backdrop of pre-Civil War political upheaval. Directed by Jose Luis Cuerda. (R)

BAIT** Jamie Foxx and David Morse

BRING IT ON*** Kirsten Dunst,

star in this action laugher about a small-time thief who stumbles across a fortune in stolen treasure. Antoine Fuqua directs. (R) HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME**'0 They still make these things? And people actual­ ly pay to see them? Christopher Lambert clings to his last shred of job security in this umpteenth sequel in the swashbuckling time-travel series that also features cast members from the spin-off TV show. (R) THE CELL**** Jennifer Lopez stars in the visually adventurous saga of a child therapist who explores the mind of a comatose serial killer hoping to learn the location of his latest victim. With Vince Vaughn. (R)

Gabrielle Union and Jesse Bradford star in this saga about the rivalry between two top cheerleading squads. Peyton Reed directs. (PG-13) SPACE COWBOYS***'0 Clint Eastwood directs and costars in this geriatric journey to the heavens in which four old-time Air Force vets are sent to defuse a deadly Cold War-era satellite. Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner and Donald Sutherland come along for the ride. (PG-13) AUTUMN IN NEW YORK**'0 Uh-oh, Weepie Alert! Winona Ryder and — yeah, right — Richard Gere are MayFebruary lovers who have reason to fear death is going to part them way ahead of schedule in this by-the-numbers sob-athon from director Joan C hen.(PG -13) THE NUTTY PROFESSOR 2: THE KLUMPS**'° Has anyone outside the

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porn industry spent more time in rub­ ber than Eddie Murphy? The comedian slops the stuff on again for this sequel, in which the good doctor attempts to rid himself of his alter-ego by altering his own DNA. Mostly though, it’s all just an excuse for Murphy to pile on layer after layer of latex and play multiple oversized, over­ bearing members of the family Klump. Peter {Tommy Boy) Segal directs. (PG13) WHAT LIES BENEATH** Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer star in the latest from Forrest Gump director Robert Zemeckis. Shot partially in Vermont, the picture tells the spooky story of a wife who becomes convinced the ghost of a woman with whom her husband once had an affair is haunting their home and planning to do them harm. Amber Valletta costars. (PG-13) DINOSAUR***’0 Between the budget for this prehistoric kid-flick and the cost to build the digitial studio needed to

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produce it, Disney has sunk an esti­ mated $ 3 5 0 million into this film. A pretty heavy bet for a coming-of-age . cartoon about a cuddly reptile. Featuring the vocal stylings of D.B. Sweeney, Della Reese and Joan Plowright. (PG) CENTER STAGE*** Nicholas ( The M adness of K in g George) Hynter directs the saga of a group of young dancers pursuing their dreams of bal­ let glory in New York. Am anda Schull and Peter Gallagher head the ensem ­ ble cast. (PG-13) GLADIATOR**** Ridley Scott directs this $ 1 0 0 million epic about a Roman gen­ eral betrayed and sent into exile as a slave. Russell Crowe, Oliver Reed (in his iast role) and Joaquin Phoenix star. (R) MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2**'° Hong Kong action maestro John Woo directs this sequel to the inexplicable, totally incomprehensible 1 9 9 6 hit. Tom Cruise stars again as agent Ethan Hunt and, this time around, accepts a m is­ sion to save the world from the threat of biological warfare. Thandie Newton, Ving Rham es and Dougray Scott costar. (PG-13)

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Really sm all and kind o f expen­ sive, this place carries m ostly indus­ tria l, techno and am bient stuff.

Look for a big selection o f tech­ no, house, jungle, trance and all that kind o f stuff. Though there’s a pretty general selection o f titles, B P M is also rum ored to be one o f the places where hardcore deejays go to pick up all the latest under­ ground dance hits or, uh, D anny Tenaglia rem ixes.

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5128 Parc, 514-273-1088 T h is is a little spot way up on

eclectic o f m usical tastes. W here M ontrealers once had to go to New

Parc that sells used C D s at fairly

York C ity to pick up the niftiest

reasonable prices.

a thing o f the past. In the new real­

new dance sounds, or that original pressing o f T h e H aunted’s first

C ’ Dem ent

ity, gone forever w ill be the snotty record store clerk who regularly lambastes you for your poor taste,

album , we can now find pretty m uch anything right here at home. Though Burlington in particu­

but who also occasionally turns you on to some aw e-inspiring new sounds. No longer w ill you and the handful o f other Zappa-collecting geeks in your town have a safe and

lar seems to cater to a large variety

about Napster and M P3 in the media these days, you could be forgiven for thinking that local record shops w ill soon be iV Sm

years or so, the city has been over­ run w ith dozens o f new record

consistent place to hang and bitch

o f m usical tastes in Verm ont, v isi­ tors to our fair city m ight like to browse the record racks. A fter a ll, m usic tru ly is the international lan­ guage. H ere, in alphabetical order,

about B ritn ey Spears or the high

is a guide to the more notable

cost o f those way-cool R hino com ­ pilations. Yup, if you believe the

shops and w hat you can expect to

hype, pretty soon the o nly place record-collecting nerds w ill be able to get together w ill be on some anonymous Internet site. Don’t buy into it. I f M ontreal is any indication, the local indie record store is not only far from extinction, it’s actually part o f a booming industry. In the past 10

1020 Ste-Catherine W , 514-8750765 Yes, I know, H M V is a huge chain and doesn’t really belong in a

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1587 St-Laurent, 514-842-1607 T h is is a great little spot for used v in yl. It’s where I found the ultra-rare second Slits LP, Return o f the Giant Slits, for $4. A few gems can usually be found in the used section, but the new dance stu ff is a

list o f indie record shops. S till, they’ve got an excellent selection, and their return policy can’t be beat. I f you don’t like the C D you

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bit pricey.

D N A sells a ton o f m ostly com ­ m ercial vin yl dance stuff, but caters to the underground dance crowd as

3 8 1 4 St-Laurent, 514-499-2063 M ostly im ported vin yl — house, techno. Pretty good prices.

w ell. In Side L’Echange

2011 St-Denis, 514-844-8519

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deejay named Yaz and is probably

copies o f the C h ris Gaines C D , are for sale here. T h e more desirable stu ff tends to be expensive. Nevertheless, I rounded out m y

Avoid the store on St-D enis w ith its enorm o-supply o f French textbooks and Fiore Seguin discs; head straight to the M ont Royal location. Inventory is constantly

the best spot in M ontreal to pick up G erm an, D utch and European techno. Yaz really knows his stu ff and stocks a lot o f underground European labels, such as Tresor. He

B illy Idol vin yl collection at C ’Dem ent for next to nothing.

changing and — jun kies, take note — they give you top dollar for your

also sells rave wear. Adam Beyer rules the roost on In Side shelves.

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guitar bands and the like. H ig hly recommended for used stuff.

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are available at acceptable prices —

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and this is probably the most reli­ able place to find that Haunted

819 Mont-Royal E., 514-521-9856

Legend has it the sta ff can be really friendly and helpful on one day and unspeakably rude on the next.

3 8 8 Ste-Catherine W, 514-8667616 Tons and tons o f used D uran D uran records, and possibly 3000

find in ’em.

old C D s. Lots o f cool used vin yl —

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ent, but Archam bault offers an absolutely enormous selection o f new C D s, including pretty much

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for Rico chet, though, as its w ell tucked away on Ste-Catherine.

Creem with Iggy,

Sam the Record Man

399 Ste-Catherine W , 514-2819877 N o , Sam’s isn’t independent, and the selection is o nly m arginal,

this is a good place to start

but it’s nevertheless been the pre­ m ier record retailer in these parts since the heyday o f Beatlem ania. A nd they sometim es offer spectacu­ lar prices on new releases.

Stomp

78 Rachel R , 514-842-5887 Mars

Noize

3697 St-Laurent, 514-985-9989

here.

537A Ste-Catherine W, 514-8444329

Le Pick- Up

M ars has been around for about 300 years and continues to offer a

4383 St-Denis, 514-287-9484

good selection o f used vin yl and

T h is place is really expensive, but you can find some pretty cool things — old 7-inch punk singles

C D s. It’s also a good spot to find vintage magazines and posters. I f

lim ited-edition Royal T ru x 12-inch, don’t despair, they probably have it

you need the O ctober 1973 Creem w ith Iggy on the cover, this is a good place to start your hunt.

from the ’70s and the like . Some o f the used records are pretty beat up, but don’t expect to use their poor condition as a bargaining ploy —

Mojo

the staff at Le P ick Up have no tim e for shenanigans, and w ill read­ ily tell you so.

3968 St-Laurent, 514-282-7730 T h is is a sm all store w ith a great reggae section, not to m ention Latin o , A frican , old R & B , ’70s reissues and hard-to-find jazz stuff. T h e y also sell related books and magazines. T h e owner, Augusto, is

Marche du disque

793 Mont-Royal R , 514-526-3575 Lots o f cheap vin yl here, and a

a real sweetheart and eager to

bitchin’ selection o f cool C D s.

enlighten his customers on the specifics o f his m erchandise.

Som ething for everyone.

No big whoop, but look for a pretty w ide selection o f new and

T h e retail arm o f the legendary Stom p Records label, Stom p spe­ cializes in ska. It’s also an awesome

records. T h e used dance stu ff is way overpriced, but look for lots o f affordable old punk and new wave

spot to buy a parka if you’re in the

records — 7-inch Adverts singles

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and that kin d o f thing. I f you’re

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prepared to look around for aw hile,

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CULINARY INSTITUTE Receptionist/Adm inistrative Assistant Catering Great opportunity if you enjoy working in a fastpa ce d environment and interacting with stu­ dents! This is a unique position, split between our Administrative Offices on Park Street,and our Sales Departm ent at the Inn at Essex. Responsibilities for these two areas include; coor­ dination of the front office for the Essex campus; clerical support; answering and screening phone calls; greeting guests; sorting student and staff mail; assisting with special projects. Experience with Microsoft Word and Excel desired. Send resume to Eduardo Fernandez, HR Manager, 48 1/2 Park St. Essex Jet., VT 05452. EOE.

Are you looking tor seasonal work? Need extra holiday money? Are you retired and wantto get out of the house? Seasonal Light D u ty P rod uction A ssem b ly: W o r k on o u r final assem bly line making o u r elite p ro d u ct from 7am -3pm from S e p t- D e c ., 40+ hrs/w k. Seasonal Picker/Packers:

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Chemical Hygienist/Safety Officer A safety specialist, to be responsible for the chemical hygiene plan, hazardous waste m anagem ent and the haz­ ard communication program; to develop and adm inister health and safety training program s for faculty, staff and students; and to foster a safe working environment. Knowledge of VOSHA, EPA’ and ANR regulations and their applications in the natural sciences, studio arts and special program s is essential, as are well-developed adm inistra­ tive, writing and interpersonal skills. Ability to maintain instruments and perform basic repairs strongly desirable. Qualifications include a bachelor’s degree in chemistry or biochemistry with two years of experience, or the equiva­ lent; experience in organic chemistry highly desirable. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled; early application is encouraged. Send resume, letter of application, and the names, addresses and phone num bers of three references to: Dr. Vincent Crockenberg, Academic Dean Johnson State College 337 College Hill Johnson, VT 05656-9464

W ALLPAPER CUTOUTS CREATIVE TH INK ER/CR APH IC DESIGNER ■WALLIES® is the manufacturer o f a fast-growing, new home decorating product. O u r in-house agency handles creative pro­ duction, package design, advertising, collateral, publicity, prom o­ tions, trade shows, web site and videos. O u r new creative thinker (m uch more than just an Art Director) will be invoked in all o f the above, plus working closely with new product development. We’re looking for people with natural talent and enthusiasm for tire hom e decorating industry, experience and strength in Photoshop & Quark. An interest in decorating, web skills, photo supervision and a knack for crafts a plus.

Automotive Mechanic Volvo experience perhaps desirable.

STYLIST/PROFESSIONAL CREATIVE DECORATOR WALLIES® is also looking for a full-time person to head up the

Mechanics Assistant Good opportunity to learn the trade.

in-house, hands on, creative department. The position entails cre­ ating and executing trade show booths for as many as 25 tradeshows worldwide per year, organizing all photography, work­ ing with and coordinating outside designers for special projects, developing and researching artwork with creative director, creat­ ing consumer project sheets, and organizing creative area.

Wizards to Warm Bodies We Will Look at Them All. Call 802-863-2646 for details.

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G ain skills, assist non -p ro fit p a rtn e rs, explore child an d c om m unity developm ent — and m ake a positive difference.

M a iy Jo h n s o n C h ild re n ’s Center, of M iddlebury, is in search o f an energetic, self-m otivated team m em ber to help develop an d sustain q u a lity afterschool options for school-age children.

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Beginning in N ovem ber, the successful applicant w ould have the chance to: identify needs and resources, build quality p ro­ gram m ing and expand developm ental assets an d resiliency factors w ith A ddison C o u n ty children a n d families. Q ualifications: a b ack g ro u n d in education o r social servic­ es a plus. A n interest in children a m ust. Benefits: T h ro u g h AMERICORPS, m em b er will receive a living allow ance, health coverage a n d a choice o f an e ducation a w ard of $4725, o r a y e ar-e n d stipend o f $1200.

JOIN OUR TEAM and work a flexible schedule in a fun environment, earn competitive wages and open bowling privileges! Part-time weekday and weekend positions are available immediately.

Desk/Counter Persons Pinchasers/Machine Maintenance Snack Bar Attendants

To apply: F a x resum e to (802) 388-3063, o r c o n tact A nne G leason M a ry J o h n s o n C h ild re n ’s C e n te r 81 W a te r S tre et M iddlebury, V T 05753 (802) 388-2853

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If you like working with people in a fun, fast paced environ­ ment, we’d like to talk to you. For immediate consid­ eration, apply in person at Yankee Lanes at 215 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester (by Costco). Ask for Paul. No phone calls please.

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W H Y W A IT? It’s time to speed your career along. Get on the fast track with KPMG. We offer careers with growth and opportunity, right here in Burlington, Vermont. ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT The detail-oriented individual we seek will provide support to office Administrative Assistants. Responsibilities will include preparing and processing files for off-site storage; entering data into record destruction data base; providing switchboard relief; assisting in the assembly o f corporate, individual and trust tax returns and extensions, ordering and filing library material, and assisting with the photocopying and binding of financial statements. Position will initially involve support in office relocation, and later involve the support o f tax and financial statement processing.

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Candidate must be a ‘jack o f all trades’ and be able to effectively learn a variety o f computer software programs. The ability to work well under pressure is essential. A minimum o f one year o f administrative experience in a corporate environment is required. We offer a comprehensive compensation and benefits package. Interested? Please send your resume and salary requirements, referencing Code 382AS20SV, to: KPMG, Attn: MB, 345 Park Avenue, 38th floor, Code 382AS20SV; New York, NY 10154; Fax: (212) 954-7510; E-mail: necss@kpmg.com. (All resumes must indicate Code.) No phone calls or agencies please. We are an equal opportunity employer, m/f/d/v.

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The Department of Health is seeking a motivat­ ed, energetic individual to provide leadership and direction for its public health nutrition serv­ ices. Minimum Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in Public Health Nutrition, Nutrition, Dietetics, or Foods and Nutrition and two years experi­ ence at a professional level in nutrition or dietetics with at least one year in a public health or community nutrition program. Graduate work in Public Health Nutrition, Nutrition or Foods and Nutrition may be substi­ tuted for the experince on a semester for six months basis. Registered Dietititan or eligibility for registration as established by American Dietetic Association is required.

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Head Start CVCA C Head Start Seeks Career-Minded Helping Professionals Full-time (40 weeks) and temporary positions available in Northfield, Montpelier, Barre and Waterbury to provide services to preschool children and their families through weekly home visits and bi-monthly socializations. Must have experience with young children and families and pos­ sess excellent interpersonal skills. Requires Home based CD A , A A or BA in Early Childhood, Human Services o r related degree. Must be a licensed driver with a registered vehicle. Salaries r^nge from $9.14 to $ 11.33 for qualified applicants. •

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We are also seeking to create a diverse network of FOSTER CARE HOMES in local communities. We encourage men, women, couples and families interested in making a difference in an adolescent's life to apply.

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A D M IN IS T R A T IV E O P E N IN G S Firm A dministrator S a la ry - U p to $ 4 0 ,0 0 0 plus benefits B u sy acco u n tin g firm needs in d iv id u a l w ith excep tio n al ad m in istra tive a b ility and o rg an izatio n al sk ills to m anage o ffice . R e sp o n sib ilitie s in clu d e m a in ta in in g fin a n c ia l data and personnel reco rd s, m o n ito rin g tax dead­ lin e s, su p ervisin g o ffice sta ff, and p e rfo rm in g ro u tin e co m p uter n etw o rk fu n ctio n s. T h o ro u g h know ledge o f M icro so ft W o rd and E x c e l a m u st, b u t the id eal candidate w ill also have experience in G o ld m in e and Q u ic k B o o k s. T o ap p ly send resum e and cover lette r to D e b ra E ic h h o rn , C P A , address below .

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Mobilia.com recognizes that our employees are the key to our suc­ cess, and offers a competitive salary, a superior benefits package includes fully funded medical, dental and life insurance. Benefits also include 401 (k) Savings Plan and a Company Stock Option Program. . T > ' E-mail resume and salary requirem ents to: garv@ m obilia.com , or fax to 802-658-4761

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Counselor to work with pre-adolescents and adolescents in individual and group settings. Duties would include prevention/education, screening, assessment, diagnosis, intervention, consultation, and adminis­ trative coordination. Must be or working toward CAC or CADC. Full-time with excellent benefits in a sup­ portive work environment. Send resume and 3 references by September 30th to: Tom Howard, Executive Director, Washington County Youth Service Bureau, PO Box 627, Montpelier, VT 05601. EOE.

V e rm o n t Y o u th D e v e lo p m e n t C orps (A m e riC o rp s) The Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys £ Girls Club is seeking candidates for a position with the Vermont Youth Development Corps (VDYC), a statewide AmeriCorps program that works through a network of community-based agencies to increase positive, skill building programs for youth. VYDC members will

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provide direct service to youth in teen centers and collaborate with community members to help youths make strong connections to their community. Successful candidates will demonstrate a high level of m atu­ rity, experience working with youth, effective oral and written communication skills, a strong background in com munity development and service, and an ab ility to work independently and as part of a team. VDYC members complete 1,700 hours of serv­ ice and receive a living allowance of $9,000 a year, and education award of $4,725, health and child­ care benefits, and extensive training in youth and com munity development. Interested candidates may contact Holly Thompson, Program Director, at the WCYSB/B£GC (802) 229- 9151.

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with emphasis on children’s activities including weekly story hour and selection of books for children and young adults. Some front desk and computer work. 20 hours/wk, starting at $7.50/hr. Apply to: Librarian Louis Noonan Bixby Library 258 Main Street Vergennes,VT 877-2211

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JOHNSON.* STATE COLLEGE

DIRECTOR OF PHYSICAL P U N T Under general supervision of the Dean of Administration, the Director will direct and manage all college buildings and grounds, maintenance and custodial functions, and oversee new construction projects. Duties include, but are not limited to: Planning, implementation, administration, coordination, supervision, monitoring, and evaluation of the specific func­ tions and services of the Physical Plant Department, including operating policies, procedures and methods, development and modification of services and operating systems in accordance with institutional needs and objectives; budget planning and administration; oversight of plant and facility safety programs, outside contract bids, operations and capital improvement project record systems. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in engineering or other appropriate discipline, plus five to seven years of relevant technical and supervisory experience in facil­ ities or construction management. Applications will be accept­ ed until the position is filled. Send resume, letter of applica­ tion, and the names, addresses and phone numbers of three references to: Robert Chamberlain Johnson State College 337 College Hill Johnson, VT 05656-9464 JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.

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A D M IS S IO N S C O U N S E L O R Dynamic individual to jo in our admissions team in recruiting students for Norwich University, a diverse academic institution and the nations’s oldest private m ilitary college. Contacts and cultivates applicants by telephone, m ail and e-m ail; interviews applicants; pro­ poses admission decisions. Plans a travel schedule for recruiting; supports campus visits and orientation. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree and excellent organization and communication skills. Must be goal oriented, a team player, have a sense o f humor, and be w illing to work evenings and weekends. M ilitary experience a plus. Submit cover letter, resume, and con­ tact information for at least three references to Adm issions Counselor Search.

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A D M IN IS T R A T IV E A S S IS T A N T , A L U M N I A F F A IR S Support our Alum ni Center; coordinate events; process expenditures; maintain database; pre­ pare, proof and file documents; answer phones and welcome visitors. Requirements: high school diploma, Associate’s or Bachelor’s degree preferred, and two years o f relevant office experience. S k ill in word processing, database management, attention to detail, customer service orientation, and initiative required. Submit cover letter and resume to Alum ni Adm inistrative Assistant Search.

F riendly’s R estaurant 310 W illiston R oad Williston, VT 05495 An equal opportunity employer, committed to diversity._________

HUBER+SUHNER, Inc. H U BER +SU H N ER, Inc. is a rapidly grow ing organization e n gage d in the manufacture of high quality RF connectors, high performance cable assemblies, lightning protectors, antennas, passive components and telecommunications systems. W e currently have the following positions available:

C U S T O M E R S E R V IC E C O O R D IN A T O R To manage the activities of the Customer Service Representatives in providing techni­ cal support, price, delivery, and any other required support to all HUBER + SUHNER, Inc. customers. Will ensure timely and accu­ rate entering of customer orders and the issuance of quotations. Requirements include: BA in Business or 3-5 years experi­ ence in sales. Must be proficient in Microsoft Office Suite and familiar with MRPII or ERP, knowledge of BaaN a plus. Must have excellent communication skills and be an effective team player.

IR D IM A T Q R To insure both HUBER + SUHNER, Inc. and our sister company Champlain Cable Corporation meet or exceed all environmen­ tal, health, and safety regulatory require­ ments. Will install management systems to insure compliance, submit all regulatory reports, and maintain all State and Federal regulatory permits. Will be responsible for the maintenance of ISO 14001 site certifica­ tion. Will also manage and direct our emer­ gency response teams. Bachelor's degree in a relevant science, or Associates Degree with 5+ years experience in environmental and safety programs. Must have experience with wastewater treatment systems, and the ability to obtain a Vermont Treatment License Grade II Metals. Must have effective interpersonal skills and the ability to demon­ strate ease under pressure.

HUBER+SUHNER, Inc. offers a competitive salary and benefit program and the opportunity to join a well established company. If you believe you have the necessary qualifications and would like to join our team, please forward your resume with salary history to:

HUBEMUHNER, Inc. Attn: Human Resouites Dept., 19 Thompson Drive, Essex Id ., VT 05452 or lax to: 802-878-7843 • or E-mail: resumes@hubersuhnerinc.«om

M IC R O C O M P U T E R S P E C IA L IS T Provide a wide range o f technical support for microcomputer hardware and applications. Set up, install and service microcomputers, peripheral components, including printers and net­ work connections, and application software. M aintain documentation. Provide technical instruction and assistance to users. Diagnose hardware, software, and operator problems. Requirements: Bachelor's degree in computer science plus one or more years o f relevant technical experience, or the equivalent. Submit cover letter and resume to Microcomputer Specialist Search. A S S IS T A N T A T H L E T IC T R A IN E R Responsible for prevention, care, and rehabilitation o f athletic injuries, under supervision o f Head Trainer. On duty at athletic activities; supervise student trainers. Evaluate injuries, administer treatments, refer to medical care. Requirements: Bachelors degree in related field, M aster’s preferred, and N ATA certification. Submit cover letter and resume to Assistant Athletic Trainer Search. A S S IS T A N T E Q U IP M E N T M A N A G E R A ssist in handling athletic equipment. Inventory, equipment handout and return, laundry, equipment repair, and supervision o f student workers. Evening and weekend work required. School year position, through A p ril 30. Apply to Equipment Assistant. H O L IS T IC S T U D IE S , A D U L T D E G R E E P R O G R A M Visiting faculty member, two thirds time, to teach holistic studies, an interdisciplinary area embracing elements o f religion and spirituality, psychology, the humanities, math and the sci­ ences, including both Western and Eastern intellectual and spiritual traditions and practices. The Adult Degree Program awards the B .A . degree through student-designed study, brief res­ idencies, and distance learning. This position w ill supervise student-designed independent study, teach topical seminars, and participate in program and U niversity committees. Requirements: earned doctorate or A B D and working toward the doctorate. Must possess expertise in several areas o f holistic studies, and have significant experience teaching holistic studies in a college program. Submit a cover letter and resume to H olistic Studies Search. The cover letter should detail the applicant’s academic and teaching experience in holistic studies, the applicant’s philosophy o f education, and discuss the applicant’s understanding o f and experience in holistic studies. The search w ill continue until the position is filled . Interested persons may learn more about the program at www.norwich.edu/vermontcollege. Submit application materials to the referenced search, Human Resources, Norwich U niversity, 158 Harmon D rive, Northfield, V T 05663.

Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a generous benefit package that includes medical and dental coverage, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts fo r health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships fo r employees and their fam ily members.

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Spectrum Youth and Family Services is cur­

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rently seeking men and women to facilitate educational classes in Burlington, St. Albans, 1 and Middlebury for men who batter women. Youth & Family Services An understanding of domestic violence and multicultural perspective desired. This posi­ tion is part time and could include evening and weekend hours. Send a letter of interest and a resume to: DAEP Site Coordinator (RP), DAEP/Spectrum, 31 Elmwood Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401.

Looking for Experienced Stylists?

Seeking a caring and energetic individual to be part of a team that provides a safe, supportive environment in a homeless shelter for adults who are considered to be mentally ill. Awake overnight position. BA degree required and experience helpful. Excellent benefits. Resumes to Lis Mickenberg, The Howard Center for Human Services, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 by September 2

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Esthetician & Massage Therapist w ith clientele looking for a professional relaxed atmosphere. Be your own boss. For more inform ation, contact M ichelle at 654-7106.

NEW EN GLAN D CULIN ARY INSTITUTE C an didates sought to fill the following FT & PT positions at the Butler’s Restarurant a n d the Tavern at the Inn at Essex.

A M and PM WAITSTAFF: Applicants should b© enrgetic, fun-loving, and customerservice oriented. Previous waitstaff experi­ ence preferred. Will train the right person! Competitive p a y starting at $8.00/hr.,

F r n iH

Advertising Sales Manager

plus benefits p ackage . Apply in person only, a sk for Peter, Emily, Ellen or Todd. EOE.

CHILDCAREPOSITIONS Work Out tor ERE! Seeking fun ami creative head teachers, assistants &afterschool counselors for our NAEYCaccredited programs. Beautiful facilities, manageableratios, competitivepay, health club membership &more! CallLindaRandall at 658-0080 to apply.

Experienced Sales professional needed to build sales staff for fast growing print and web publisher of medical databases. Minimum of 4 to 5 years experience in advertising sales, ideally for magazines or journals. Management experience strongly preferred. Web advertising sales are a plus. Ability to manage and grow exist­ ing customer relationships is critical. We are looking for a take charge person who is flexible and energetic, and who wants to get in on the ground floor of a rapidly growing business. Some travel is required. Resumes to Ad Sales Manager Green Mountain Wellness Publishers P.O. Box 961 Williston, VT 05495 Or email to: icunninghamagmwp.com N o p h o n e calls, please. EOE

TWIN OAKS Kids & Fitness

ADMINISTRATION DIRECTOR Plans, organizes, administers, and controls the adminis­ trative services necessary to effectively operate and meet the objectives of a Job Corps Center in line with requirements established under a negotiated contract with the U.S. Government. Responsible for directing the Administrative Services Department, including its annual budget and appropriate staff. Directs budgets for, and administers the finance, health services, mainte­ nance, logisitics, food service, transportation and pur- " chasing functions.

Do You LOVE food? The Onion River Co-op is seeking:

GROCERY MANAGER SCAN COORDINATOR CA SH IERS STO RE A S S IS T A N T S The O nion River C o -o p offers great benefits for our Full a n d Part Time Em ployees: Discounts on purchases, Paid Holidays, M edical Insurance, Dental insurance, Earned Time Off, a n d Credit Union Membership. It's a great place to work!

Send your resume with cover letter to: attn: Kate Charles HR Administrator, or stop by the store to fill out an application.

Bachelor’s degree in business administration, account­ ing or work-related field. Master’s degree in business preferred. Knowledgeable in contract administration, fiscal analysis, procurement practice, maintenance/ logisitics, etc.Three years broad-based professional experience in Job Corps or similar training program, one of which was in a supervisory capacity. Forward resume and cover letter to: Rachel Novak Career Systems Development Corporation Human Resources Department I00A MacDonough Drive Vergennes.VT 05491 Voice Mail: 802-877-2922, ext. 2 10 Fax: 802-877-0292 Email: obrienl@jcdc.jobcorps.org Career Systems development Corporation is an Equal Opportunity Employer and herein reiter­ ates its policy o f equal opportunity for all quali­

fo r the Performing Arts. Ltd.

The Flynn is looking for the follow ing positions for our newly renovated and expanded facility.

CH IEF C U ST O D IA N jp C ' Full-time position to perform and manage the maintenance of the entire Flynn facility. This position requires supervision of custodial staff, the ability to meet work deadliness in a dynamic environment, and attention to detail to insure the maintenance and security of the facility at its current level. Some scheduling flexibility is required, based on performances and classes. Prior experience is required.

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Full-time maintenance of the Flynn facility. This is a 6-day job, with coverage Mon-Fri from 7-10 am and 6-9:30 pm and Sat. from 8 am to 3:30 pm. There may be some flexibility with the schedule. Prior experience is desirable. Please send your resume and cover letter to: Human Resources Department Flynn Center 153 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401 ' or fax to number 863-8788. EOE

Technical Support Specialist ystems & Software, Inc., located in Colchester, Vermont, is a rapidly growing, dynamic and success­ ful company dedicated to providing a broad range of CIS and Financial Applications to municipal and investorowned utilities nationwide.

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As a result of our growth and a positive outlook on the future we are in search of an experienced Technical Support Specialist who desires to grow with our company. Experienced technical personnel desired. Position entails supporting internal NT, desktop and 3rd party software requirements, configuring PC preferences and loading PC software; providing print management services; supporting traveling consultants and installers; administering NT servers: performing backups/restores on NT servers: and dis­ tributing application software to customers. Must under­ stand basic LAN/WAN concepts, TCP/IP, Windows 98/NT, IBM, cabling and communications, and have supported such. Familiarity with web-based programming languages a plus. Individual will “run the data center” and support internal and external users. Degree required. Must be able to travel a minimum of 10%. Colchester, Vermont-based Systems & Software, Inc. supports utility customers nationwide. We offer an attractive benefits package, competitive com­ pensation commensurate with experience, and an out­ standing work environment. I f you are a solutions-oriented individual who possess the skills and experience we seek, a strong work ethic, and a dedication to commit­ ments please e-mail your resume, without attachment, to: jobs@mups.com.

fied individuals without distinction or discrimina­

Onion River Co-op 274 No Winooski Ave Burlington, VT 05401 Onion River Co-op is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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Converge Home Would you like to work in a relaxing home-like atmosphere in an elegant retirement home in downtown Burlington? Part time or per diem R N -LPN positions available. I f interested, contact Anita or Kandace a t 862-0101.

N e e d E x tra C a s h ? Become a Substitute Residential Worker. Are you a caring, energetic, responsible person? Are you interested in working in a supportive environment and learning new skills? Then apply today to work in our residential programs for adults who are considered to have, mental illness. Flexible hours, all shifts, including asleep and awake overnights. Reply to Lis Mickenberg, The Howard Center for Human Services, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401. 865-6133

Immediate opening for an

A ssistan t M anager in NEW high-end appliance store. Full time with full benefits package, salary plus sales bonuses. Will train qualified candidate. Apply in person or call Laura for an interview at 878-6868.

BARTENDING SCHOOL

Teaching Assistant — Autism

■ Hands-on Training

ESSEX JCT. SCHOOL DISTRICT Full-time school-year position available at our Summit Street School to assist and supervise a student on the autism spectrum instructionally, behaviorally and physical­ ly, in an elementary classroom setting. Position will involve implementing the student’s individual educational pro­ gram, playing a substantial role in assessing the progress and needs of the assigned student, and developing and modifying the student’s individualized instructional pro­ grams. Bachelor’s degree in an appropriate discipline, plus 1 to 2 years of directly related experience or training pre­ ferred. Qualified candidates must be well versed in relevant and eclectic teaching technologies including project T.E.A.C.H. and Discrete Trials, and have a good working knowledge of disabilities as related to autistic students, including special education teaching methods, theories and laws. Effective communication skills and the ability to work as part of a team also required. Position pays $12.05/hour with an excellent benefits package available including full medical, dental and life insurance; a matching retirement plan; tuition reimbursement; and a competitive leave pack­ age. For consideration, please send letter an d resume (including 3 names of reference) to the address below. Previous applicants must reapply specific to this position. Deadline: O pen Until Filled. EOE. C hittenden C en tral Superviso ry U nio n A ttn : H um an Resources 7 M eadow Terrace Essex Je t., V T 05452

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Wholesale Lumber Company has immediate opening in our Milton, VT Facility

Ziemke Glass Blowing Studio

Experienced Driver with CDL Class-A License (Tractor Trailer) Job involves delivering to retail lumberyards five days per week Good Benefits: Health, Life, Dental, 401-K and Profit Sharing

is seeking a part time sales assistant. Outgoing, neat, and dependable. Fridays & Saturdays. Call 244-6126. Rte 100. Waterbury Center.

CONTACT: J. G AUDET

1 -8 8 8 -8 7 8 -8 3 8 5 X 318 or Fax Resume: 1-978-670-0954 McQuesten Company is an Equal Opportunity Employer

The R l Job Fair Wednesday, Sept 27

10am to 6pm

MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN LIVES OF YOUNC PEOPLE.

Learning Together Center at the Brook Street School, Barre

S h e ra to n B u rlin gto n H o te l a n d C o n fe re n c e C e n te r

Do you w ant a jo b that’s challenging,?

Head Start Full Day / Full Year Program

Come and talk to our CTG Vermont Team about our immediate job opportunities in Vermont. Leam more about CTG and how you can join our rapidly growing CTG family in Vermont.

Northlands Job Corps Center is a residential vocational training program serving youth ages 16-24 throughout N ew England. A s a member of Northlands’ staff you would be helping disadvantaged young people break the cycle of poverty by preparing them for gainful, entry-level employment.

The Learning Together Center’s philosophy is based on primary care giving, a play-based curriculum, multi-age programming, and a strong partnership with families.

T E A M M A N A G ER : The

Learning Together Team Manager is

responsible for the operations of a full day, full year center serving 3 1 children, supervision of staff, and coordination of services with

Northlands is presently seeking candidates for the following positions:

community partners.The center has two mixed age infant toddler classrooms and one preschool classroom.The team manager is a member of Head Start’s senior management team and reports to

Residential Advisor:

Full-time and substitute positions super­

vising students in dormitories during leisure time hours. Must have diploma/GED and the commitment to making positive and dramatic changes in the lives of youth. $8.90/hr+.

Security Officer:

Responsible for enforcing all laws, rules, and

the Associate Director.

infant/toddler services preferred. Experience in childcare or other full day, full year setting and supervisory experience. Salary in the upper 20’s based on education and experience, and an excellent benefit package. Experience working in Head Start, com­

required, experience working with youth preferred.

munity-based services, and work with low-income families would be

Health Occupations Instructor: Program administrator program.Acts as liaison with Northlands and the State Board of Nursing and American Red Cross teaching office. Full time, daytime position. No weekends or evenings. RN license required, at least one year of clinical experience in area of responsibility.

Secretary I: Perform

clerical/administrative duties for Education

and Training Department. Full-time position. Diploma/GED required, two years experience in administrative area. Experience with WordPerfect, MS Word, Excel and Lotus I -2-3 preferred.

an asset

S O C IA L SERV IC E W O R K ER : Thirty hour a week

position

works with classroom teachers to support families in enrollment, identifying family needs, accessing community services, etc. Building on family strengths is t cornerstone to our approach.The position requires some evening and weekend work. BA or A A in human services or related field preferred. Experience in family development services in an outreach position highly desirable. Salary range for qualified candidates is $9.14-$ 11.33. Full benefit package included. The full benefit package for these positions includes: mileage reim­ bursement, medical and dental insurance; life insurance; short and

For more information, please contact:

Here are just a few reasons to join our CTG Team: • A friendly local management team • Medical, Dental, 4 0 IK Referral Bonus Program, Career Development and much more. • An opportunity to relocate to one o f the many CTG offices around the world • Up to $4,000 dollars a year in tuition reim­ bursement plus additional local training.

Qualifications: Degree in early childhood education with work in

policies authorized by the Security Department. Diploma/GED

responsible for classroom and hands on instruction in our LN A

8 7 0 W illiston R o a d , Burlington, V erm ont

long-term disability, paid sick, vacation, holiday and personal time.

Rachel Novak, Hum an Resources

Please submit a cover letter indicating which position you are inter­

Northlands Job C o rp s Center

ested in, and a resume postmarked by September 25,2000, to:

I0 0 A M acD onough Drive

Central Vermont Community Action Council, Inc,

Vergennes,VT 05491

Personnel Administrator

(800) 869-2901, ext 209 (802) 877-0292 Fax

195 US Route 302,-Berlin

obrienl@jcdc.jobcorps.org

CTG currently has immediate opportunities in Burlington, VT for individuals with the following skills: • C, C++ Programmers • UNIX/AIX System Administrators • Web Developers • IC Layout • Lotus Notes Developers • Windows 95/98/2000 Support • Websphere, JAVA • Database Administrators • Recent College Graduates and IT professionals with other skills sets are 7 encouraged to apply! If unable to attend, please send resumes to Lori Law CTG, Inc. 1233 Shelburne Road, Suite 195 South Burlington, VT 05403 Email: lori.law@ctg.com Fax: 800-863-4284

Barre,VT 05641. Northlands Job Corps/CSD is an equal opportunity employer

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Jewelry & Fashion Sales Sales position at Burlington’s best jewelry and clothing store. D o you have a natural way with people, a great attitude, and a great eye for color and texture? Join Marilyns sales staff — weekends essential! 20-40 flexible hours, potential for full time with benefits. Fax resume, call for details, or stop by in person:

115 College Street, Burlington Ph: 6 5 8 -4 0 5 0 • Fax: 860-4609

Promoting Community Awareness of the Arts

Executive Director Energetic team player needed for p/t position. Individual to produce annual Arts Festival; manage and develop art gallery; coordinate fund­ raising. Must have experience in producing events, excellent organiza­ tion & communication skills, art awareness and computer literacy. Send resume and cover letter : Art's Alive One Main St., Suite 217 Burlington, VT 05401 Deadline: October 16

Bored with your job?

Drivers Wanted Awesome earning

I f this is how you express yo urself at w ork these days, maybe it’s tim e for a change.

potential

C e llu lar One is looking fo r people who are looking for more in a jo b . L ik e opportunities to get ahead in the fast-paced w orld o f telecom m unications - and flexible benefits that reflect our fast-paced real lives. So if you’re looking for a jo b , stick w ith the ro ll o f tape. I f you’re looking for a future, call C e llu lar O ne.

$ 10- $ 14/h r. Relaxed w orkin g conditions. Part tim e

Cellular Network Technicians o» ... Site Acquisition . _ Accounts Receivable

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Mobile Phone Installer/Supervisor Custom er Service

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m ployee-ow ned G ardener's Supply C om pany is America's leading supplier of innovative products for th e garden, yard and hom e. We feature strong cultural values, com petitive salaries and excellent benefits (including stock ow nership, profit sharing, h ealth and dental insurance, 401K and an am azing product discount). Check out our regular and seasonal positions:

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Seasonal HOLIDAY Positions

REGULAR Positions

(through mid-December)

(includes full benefits packages)

Outlet Sales Associate: Help customers purchase our products and work "behind the scenes" at our new Outlet Store in Williston assembling and refurbishing merchandise. Our ideal candidate is handy with tools, dependable, knowledgeable about gardening, and has 2+ years of retail experience. Daytime shifts; one weekend day required.

Internet Production Artist: Work with the #1 .com in Vermont. We have exciting projects to work on using Photoshop, GoLive and Dreamweaver. Exceptional typo­ graphy, layout skills and aesthetic sense are very desirable. If you are interested in any o f the above fill out an application or send resume and cover letter to Randee: 128 Intervale Road, Burlington, Vermont 05401 or via email: randeeg@gardeners.com

Make some H olid ay Cash during our busy Holiday Season! Come to one of our JOB FAIRS for information about Inbound Telephone Sales at our Intervale location and Pick Pack, Materials Handling & Product Assembly at our Winooski location. I f you don't want to wait for a JOB FAIR, please call the people listed below for more information about seasonal work at Gardener's.

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Inbound Telephone Sales Thursday, September 28 3-7 pm at 128 Intervale Rd., Burjington, VT Questions? Call Nancy at 660-3500 x326 or email: nancyc@gardeners.com

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Pick Pack, Materials Handling, and Product Assembly Wednesday, September 27, 3-6 pm at 133 Elm Street, Winooski, VT Questions? Call Kit at 660-3500 x669 or email: kith@gardeners.com

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Are you tired of wasting your professionalism in a cubicle or behind a retail counter? Would you like to utilize your customer service & organization skills, sense of style and management abilities in an up-beat, upscale, new downtown salon? Call today, Stacey or Missy at 802-862-1670. Or stop by 120 Main St. and fill out an i application. Jr t e a m

BRM Design & Metalworks needs a high energy,

SMOKERS NEEDED Healthy Men & Women age 18-45

SmartWood, a non-profit

for Cigarette smoking study at UVM

forestry certification program, seeks energetic, flexible, organ­

B O O KK EEPER

Seeking Restaurant Bookkeeper to become an integral part of our financial success. Required: ability to work independently, accurately £ with attention to detail. Must be computer literate, able to prioritize multi tasks £ have general accounting knowledge. Responsibilities include: Sales Reconciliation, Accounts Receivable, Accounts Payable, Inventory Control, Payroll. The position includes work at out Corporate Accounting Dept. We offer excel­ lent benefits with some flexibility of sched­ ule. EOE. Fax, email or mail your resume to:

Compensation up to $240

computer skills needed.

If you are available on 3 days

Some metalwork involved. Phone: 863-9553 Fax: 863-3088______________

Office Manager

Fast growing print and web publisher of medical databases needs a dynamic, flexible person to take charge of marketing sup­ port and office manage­ ment. Our ideal candidate has excellent organizational skills, is high energy, can work independently and stay focussed. Duties include providing marketing support, writing and proofing sales proposals, coordinating ad and edi­ torial materials, and general office management duties to keep everything running smoothly. This is a full time position with benefits. Unlimited opportunities for advancement as we grow. Send resumes to: Office Manager Green Mountain Wellness Publishers P.O. Box 961 Williston, VT 05495. Or email to: icunninghama>gmwp.com

multi-tasking skills reqd. F/T. Benefits include 4 weeks vaca­

for 1 hour, and 1 week M-F,

tion & medical. Resume & cover

3 times per day for 10 minutes

letter to SmartWood, 61 Millet

in the morning, afternoon

Street, Richmond, VT 05477.

& evening

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Its' Sweeter up here! Immediate openings in: Front

Desk, Housekeeping, Food &

Beverage, Retail, Hum an Resources, Sales, N igh t Auditor.

Winter positions starting

in November:Perfect Turn, Lift

Operations, Sugarbush Health Club, Facilities, Guest Services.

For more info contact Human Resources at (802) 583-6400, or online at www.sugarbush.com.

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Vehicle Donations Coordinator H /iF ^rgTO N & of Vermont

H EA D BAKER

PERRY RESTAURANT CROUP

Attn: loan Hlavna, 2517 Shelburne Rd Shelburne, ^05482 • 985-1074 joanhssteakseaf ood.com

ized person for office support, phones, filing. Exc. computer &

reliable person to help run our office. Phone and

ADM INISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

Property Manager University Mall Finard & Company, LLC, a promi­ nent full service commercial real estate company is seeking a moti­ vated and multi-talented Property Manager for University Mall, a 600,000 sf regional mall located in South Burlington, Vermont. Qualified applicants will have strong working knowledge of all aspects of commercial property management including tenant rela­ tions, building operations, bidding and supervision of service ven­ dors. In addition, financial skills and computer literacy are a must. Candidates must have a proven ability to work well under pressure in a team-oriented environment, possess strong communication skills and sound business sense. Finard is an equal employer, com­ mitted to diversity in the work place. We offer excellent working conditions and a competitive ben­ efits package.

We are looking for an experienced baker to lead our fast-paced, upscale bakery/cafe in Shelburne. Responsibilities include: hir­ ing and training, menu plan­ ning, purchasing, and daily production. This full-time position offers a great work environment, pay and bene­ fits. We are also looking for part-time bakers. Please call Am y at 985-2000 or fax resume to: 985-3268.

G o o d N e w s Garage, a non-profit transportation program , needs a C u sto m e r Service oriented person to w ork with d o n o rs on the telephone, tracking inform ation, com p le tin g paperw ork and m aintaining vehicle records. Friendly and personable ph on e m an n er a m ust. C om p u ter know ledge required (M icro so ft A cce ss esp.). Extremely organized and detail oriented! Basic know l­ edge o f au to m obiles helpful. $io.oo/hr. 18 days paid tim e-off + 8 holidays annually. So m e schedule flexibility. Great benefits package. R esu m e to: G o o d N e w s Garage, 1 M a in Street, Suite 214 , Burlington, V T 05401. Women, minorities.« persons with disabilities are encouraged to apply.

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EDS is looking for energetic and enthusiastic individuals for multiple full-time posi­ tions. Customer Service Rep­ resentatives w ill help support the State of Vermont’s health­ care initiatives by handling telephone and written inquiries from medical providers. Field Representatives will help to implement and support new initiatives. Good oral and written communications are required; experience with health insurance claims and customer service a plus.

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Technician w/3 years experi­ ence, extinguisher knowledge & VT license a plus, for our W. Lebanon office. We offer top wages, paid holidays, paid vacations, medical, dental ins., 4 0 1 K with 1 0 0 % com ­ pany match & sign-on bonus. Hampshire Fire Protection, 8 N. Wentworth Ave., London­ derry, NH 0 3 0 5 3 . 6 0 3 4 3 2 -8 2 2 1 . 6 0 3 -2 9 8 -0 4 0 4 .

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): I predict that by the year 2050 most everyone will have a sweet-tempered android or two that will function as best friends and personal servants, sometimes even as lovers and spouses. The downside o f this development, which will be regarded as an upside by most people 50 years hence, is that these artificial life forms will be pro­ grammed to act as if their owners can do no wrong. Our descendants may therefore have little incentive to culti­ vate intimate friendships with unpre­ dictable humans who don’t treat them like royalty. But that’s then. This is now. N othing would be better for you in the next few weeks than to intensify your quest for intimate friendships with unpredictable but trustworthy humans who treat you well but not like royalty.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-M ay 20): N o one around you seems capable o f seeing, let alone appreciating, the rad­ ical nature o f your recent labors. To ensure that you don’t take this as a sign that they’re not worth much, I will name them. You’ve been learning, for instance, to love what you can’t control. You’re seeing that you don’t need to imitate humorless drones and greedy jerks in order to match their proficiency. You’re finding out that you can actually change yourself by adjusting other people’s images o f you. And finally, you’re figuring out that sometimes it’s to your advantage to slip through the cracks in the sys­ tem.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): The Greek philosopher Plato believed we suffer from amnesia about our real origins. H e thought that the soul dwells in paradise before incarnating in a body, but loses all recollection o f it at birth. “Anamnesis” was Plato’s term for the process by which we might overcome our forgetfulness and recover the wonderful truth. In recent years, many people have experienced a dark variant o f anamnesis, resusci­ tating childhood traumas they have

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CANCER

(June 21-July 22): I’m in a cranky, out-of-sync mood. So why don’t I wait to compose your oracle until I’ve banished my blahs? Because that would go against the grain o f everything I believe in. As a practicing artist and honorary female, I never ignore my feelings and try to power through with business-asusual. I’m devoutly committed to learning from my sour states. They almost always harbor valuable secrets that become available to me only if I treat them with patient respect. The trick, o f course, is to not go too far and begin wallowing in them. There’s a fine line between taking my suffer­ ing seriously and taking it too damn seriously. All o f what I’ve just said is meant to serve as role modeling for you, Cancerian, as you navigate your way through this week.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): The Relationships Olympics will get under way shortly. Your early compulsories include Freestyle Commitment, Synchronized MindReading, Endurance-Kissing and the Jealousy Squelch. In a few days, if you make the cuts, you’ll have earned the right to compete in the Triple Backwards Leap o f Faith and the Sexual Healing Pentathlon. You have a realistic shot at a medal in both these categories — especially if you’ve studied and used all the secret tantric tips I’ve slipped you in recent months.

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LIBRA

(Sept. 23-O ct. 22): The past few weeks have been a test. They have only been a kick-ass, crazy-mak­ ing test. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been given poetic license to dance naked down a busy street at high noon while caterwauling a German transla­ tion o f Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady” in a Cajun accent. As I hope you can plainly see now, though, it makes no difference whether you truly went to hell and back or just performed a simulated version o f that trip in the privacy o f your own mind. The result in either case is exactly the same. You used to just be smart. N ow you’re freakin’ wise.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you were about to graduate (which in a sense you are), and you handed me your yearbook, this is

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what I’d write in it: “May you stay as fiercely cute as you are. May the transformations you bravely unleash next in your life be greeted with excitement and curiosity, not fear and resistance. May you think deep thoughts without becoming a preten­ tious know-it-all. May you stay on really good terms with G spots, X fac­ tors, and the C students who seem to be in charge o f running everything. May you never have a cat food jingle running through your head while you make love. Adoringly, Your Secret Admirer.”

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-D ec. 21): The Kiriwina society o f the Trobriand Islands have a word, mokita, that refers to a truth everyone is aware o f but no one ever talks about. D o you know what the mokita is among your own people? If you want your tribe to avoid becoming stagnant in the next few months, I believe you should lead the way in dealing more forthrightly with its least discussed but most draining lim­ itation. Even if it means deflating the illusion you’re most fond of. Even if it requires you to ask people you respect to explore mysteries they’ve staunchly ignored.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): As I woke up this morning, a voice from my dream said, “Tell Capricorn that the juggler should go for the jugular.” Let’s analyze the symbolism o f that enigmatic oracle. A juggler is skilled at an art that looks simple but takes a lot o f practice. W ith a light touch and burning con­ centration, the juggler improvises buoyant stability in the midst o f bub­ bling flux. Maybe the informant in my dream was suggesting that this is the frame o f mind you should be in as you close in on your prey.

(Jan. 20!eb. 18): Congratulations, you ippery survivor. You’ve eached the end o f the Big Squeeze. You’ve served your time in the bottleneck. You may hereby relax your pinched expression, your puck­ ered expectations and your anal sphincter. N ow let the Hour o f the Guinea Pig begin. A host o f elegant experiments will soon be available for you to browse. Please research each one thoroughly before volunteering, and try to get yourself allied with researchers who have a wealth o f adroit experience and a fondness for playing.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): You want epic prophecy in the style o f the ancients? Here it is, baby. You will soon take the first step in a ram­ bling journey that will begin near the magic garage and lead you to the painted forest. There, after defeating the servants o f the lazy wizard, you’ll encounter a giant midget through whose influence you will be faced with too many choices. W ill you opt for the golden eggs, O seeker, or the silver chalice? A blissful dunk in the river o f forgetfulness or an ascetic vacation in the cave o f knowledge? The key to fishy treasure in the haunted parking lot or the map to the pot o f shoes at the end o f the dark rainbow? Heed well these magic passwords, O pilgrim, for they will keep you focused when the decisions seem too momentous: slunky dunky poochy patchy goo. .. itchy crunchy wibblie wobblie boo. ®

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ably existed fo r centuries (o r how ever lo n g dingoes roam ed the out­

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back). Recently, however, I saw the m ovie A Cry in the Dark, w ith

carried o f f her youngest child, n in e-w eek -old Azaria. O ther

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campers also saw a dingo near the Cham berlain tent. A borigine

A u stra lia n case o f a m other accused o f m u rd e rin g her baby, w h ile she

trackers foun d signs that a large d in go had carried a heavy object

contended that dingoes ca rried her in fa n t daughter o f f in the n ig h t

away from the cam psite. T here were bloodstains in and on the

a n d devoured her. The m ovie show s that in fa ct it was probably the

tent, and several tattered item s o f the ch ild ’s clo th in g were discov­

dingoes that d id it. D i d this court case establish the idea o f baby-eat­

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and collected enough n ew evidence that a second inquest was held, this o n e find in g that the child had been m urdered. After a

contain enough poison to kill three adults. O f the

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But you asked about dingoes. T h ou gh t to have arrived in Australia 3 0 ,0 0 0 years ago, the w ild dog know n as the dingo has lon g been know n for its

In the end dingoes weren’t officially blam ed for Azaria’s pre­ sum ed death — the cause was held to be u n k now n. But the trial seem s to have established that a d in go co n su m in g a baby is at least physically possible. In 1 9 9 8 , Australian new s m edia carried a report o f a dingo

ferocity and w illingness to drag o ff and eat alm ost

dragging an infant several feet before b ein g sh ooed off. Curiously,

anything, including rabbits, wallabies and sheep.

the din go in this case had a deform ed foot, and early trackers o f

Attacks on hum ans are fairly com m on . N onetheless,

the din go in the Cham berlain case speculated that it was sim ilarly

I don’t k n ow that prior to the sensational Azaria

afflicted. A canine version o f the one-arm ed man!

Cham berlain case in the 1980s the dingo was espe­

O z fro m “B u ffy the V am pire Sla y e r” has a b a n d ca lled D in g o e s A te

M any Australians were outraged. A grassroots cam paign to

deadly as a cobra’s. T h e cassowary, a large tropical

to age seven.

gested to a stranger, “M a y b e a d in g o ate y o u r baby. ” T hen; o f course,

n ot lon g before Azaria’s disappearance. T h ey con su lted experts

voked. T h e tentacles o f the box jellyfish supposedly

Australia, land o f wonders! W onder anybody lives

D e a r Cecil,

thing, even thou gh there had been din go attacks at Ayers Rock

dile, for example, w ill attack even w hen unpro­

including sea snakes w ith venom two to 10 tim es as

In he r best A u stra lia n accent, E la in e Benes in “Se in fe ld ” once sug­

A n initial coroner’s inquest exonerated the Cham berlains and held that the baby had been carried o f f by a dingo. But p olice and

W hatever the case prior to 1 9 8 0 , baby-eating d ingoes have

cially noted for its baby-eating proclivities. Indeed,

n o w entered m odern folklore. M y intern Beth (C ecil has legions

som e remain skeptical o f d in go infanticide to this

o f interns) even turned up a W eb site entitled “Babies A te M y

day, n otw ithstanding that the parents’ murder con victions were

D in g o es” (w w w .in et.ca /stra n g ertim es/l/d in g o es.h tm l). H o h o ho.

overturned.

But it probably wasn’t very fu n n y at the tim e.

T h e w h ole thin g began on the evening o f A ugust 17, 1980,

M y Baby. It a ll seem ed to m e a n in n o ce n t evocation o f the classic

w h ile Lindy and M ichael Cham berlain and their three children

A u stra lia n w ild -d o g in fa n ticid e m otif, a fo lk archetype that has p ro b ­

were cam ped at Ayers Rock, a massive rock form ation in the cen­

— CECIL ADAM S

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or e-mail him at cecil@chireader.com.

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________________________ SM, 44, 6’, SLIM, OFF-GRIDER, ORGANIC gardener, E. Central VT. Interests: Arts, music, plants, birds, wilderness, heading south in Nov., returning Apr. ISO SF 30-46. 4558 __________________________ SOMEONE TO CAMP, TRAVEL, LAY IN THE sun, grow, a garden with! Must love woods living. Dog OK. Slim, trim physical desired, « - 37. 4557_______________________________ BLUE COLLAR BOY, 6’i ”, 165 LBS., RUGGED. Have ‘64 GTO, 389, 4-speed, w/ empty pas­ senger seat. Plenty of room for cooler, fishin’ tackle, hikin’ boots, bike. Hot, fast cruiser, “3-deuce’s” beats ’em all. 4555_____________

I AM DEAF. I AM 46 ISO F . I LIKE TO GO for rides in the country, to hunt, swim, go to movies. ISO who? A F to love me. 4551 SWM, 37, ISO F, 27-45, WHO ENJOYS TRAVel, history & quiet times alone. I am 5’8”, 180 lbs. w/blond/red hair & blue eyes. If you are ISO LTR. Please call me. Light drinker/ smoker okay, 4550________________________ RATIONAL, AFFECTIONATE , OPTIMIST DPWM Mind 37, body 46, clock 10:40 pm. ISO intel­ ligent, fit, confident F. Enjoys Ally McBeal, Thomas Sowell, Ayn Rand, Steve Martin, traveling near, far, current events — you? 4549_________________________________ TALL, HANDSOME M, 6’l" , HAZEL/BLONDE, 40, ISO compatible F (friendship 1st). I like: reading novels & nonfiction, classical music, Latin & blues, the ocean, kids & romantic eves. I am stable, sensitive, caring, w/sense of humor. I’m “blessed” w/strong libido! 4548___________________________ _

WIWM, 56, JERK WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO make an ass out of himself ISO F bullshit detector to help with transcendence. 4539 THIS SP GENTLEMAN, 31, ISO FRIENDLY, outgoing SWF, 26-32, who likes outdoors, travel, dining out, concerts & plays. Let’s start as friends & take it from there. 4481 WHICH HARRY POTTER ARE YOU ON? PSWM, 34, avid biker, reader, and moviegoer. ISO SWF, 20-40, with simitar interests for fun and relationship. Muggles welcome. 4473_______ IF YOU COULD IMAGINE YOUR IDEAL LOVER, strong but gentle, responsive to your moods, desires, fantasies. This in-shape, good-looking SWPM seeks similar SWF, 2636, for everything two can make real. 4469 ISO INTELLIGENCE, SPONTANEITY & INTEGRI­ TY in gorgeous tom girl w/ sense of style. 25-38. SWPM, 6’-3”, highly fit, wanting to share above, along w/ passion, adventure, romance. Ocean, Montreal, dogs in the meadow. 4468____________________________ I’M HEALTHY, ACTIVE, ATTRACTIVE, EASYgoing DWPM, late 40s w/ 2 loving children, living w/ me part-time. My passions: antiques/art, the Internet, kayaking, jogging, travel/adventure, food, music, some gardening/dance, morning coffee in bed, snuggling. ISO healthy, attractive, sensual, stable, NS/ND lady, 38-50, w/ sense of humor who may have similar interests & wants companionship & LTR. 4463_______________________ SWM 38 YO, STARTING ANEW. ATHLETIC & into many outdoor activities, cooking, art. ISO someone to share with. Friendship a must. Must be kind & considerate, caring. 4486_________________________________ FRIENDS 1ST. DWM, 35, 6’i ”, 180 LBS., NS, caring, sensitive, funny, open-minded. Enjoys outdoors, conversation, children, walks, bicy­ cling, music, reading & sharing thoughts & feelings. ISO F w/similar interest. 4464______ AGGRESSIVELY ENGAGING LIFE. WITTY, sensual, intelligent M ISO a F of superior wit, wisdom & sensual appetite to explore & grow with, must be fit & fully functional. Love is not for the faint of heart. 4456_____ DWM, 53, LT. SMOKER, ND, SOFT, GENTLE, caring, compassionate, ISO right F to love dearly, share, grow & discover life’s meaning to the fullest. You: real, sincere, adorable. 4453 ________________________ SWPM, MED. BUILD, COUNTRY, BR./BR., 5’n ”, 30s. ISO sexy, attractive, open-minded, honest, slim F w/ good values, who likes outdoors, working and is full of ideas & adventure. Reply, incl. phone number. 4449

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Asskinq women ME: FUNNY, RELAXED, CARING SWBiF. LOVES music & long rides to unknown destinations. You: non-smoker, 19-25, S & love the scent of vanilla. 4748___________________________ (CHEDDAR) CHEESY ROMANTIC, F, 23, CIVIL Union advocate who loves the outdoors. ISO 20something NS/ND F with sense of humor & optimism. 4745_________________________ SWGF ISO FRIENDSHIP FOR COMPANY. Maybe more later w/right lady. Laughter, humor & spontaneity are my foundation. No Bis, please. 4741__________________________ GWF, 40, SMOKER, INTO HONESTY, ANIMALS & the outdoors. ISO same for friendship, maybe more. 4398________________________ GWF LOOKING FOR HONEST, KIND, STRONG woman. Does # 3306 qualify? Been looking for you. 4367_____________________________ L PROFESSOR, MID 40S, LIKES HIKING w/ bum knee, birding w. glasses, kayaking, snowshoeing, etc. Seeks L company for out­ door adventures. Let’s rent kayaks and look for Champy! 4280

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WM, 38, ISO DIRTY, NASTY, OLDER M TO serve on a regular basis. Can I please you? 4754_________________________________ BICURIOUS SWM, 29, 6’, 180 LBS., ATTRACtive, fit ISO Bicurious guys, 18-35, for no strings fun. Discretion a must. No mail, please. 4747______________________________ AM I IN “THE RIGHT HEMISPHERE” FOR meeting up w/a man? Henceforth, I dare that special someone to write or call me back! 4742_________________________________ I AM A WM, 5’ 7”, 180 LBS., 47, LIKE TO meet someone for fun times & good conver­ sation. Loyal & respect people’s opinions. Race & age unimportant. 4740_____________ AMATEUR M STRIPPER. BLONDE, TAN & FIT ISO all M parties to perform erotic show. 4663______________________ WANTED: A FEW GOOD MEN, 18-46, NOT into games, D/D-free for discreet fun at my place. I’m 46, BiWM, 5’io ”, 185 lbs., red hair, average looks & build. 4662_______________ GWPM, 40, HARDWORKING, CARING, ENJOYS homeownership, gardening, animals, big beau-type! ISO similar GM, 35-50, who is honest, caring, not into head games & ISO LTR w/ a unique & special person. 4640

FALLING IN LOVE W /V T - AND HOPEFULLY the right guy. You are 34-41, healthy, attrac­ tive, not hairy, watch Touched by an Anget, like dogs, swimming, tennis, hiking, and movies. I am looking to move to VT for the right guy, am 43 ( don’t look it), fit, sane, smart, and have many interests. Br/Br, 5 ’9”, 150 lbs. HIV neg. 4570_____________________ MASC M, 5*8”, 165 LBS., UNCUT, 40’S, brown hair, trimmed beard, hairy chest, wants guys for country rides, a few beers, woods, phone fun, watching x-videos together. Call me. 4546________________■__________ WIDOWER. GOOD-LOOKING, PHYSICALLY active, late 50s, gentleman. Great career, very solvent. ISO intelligent F who appreci­ ates respect, attention, thoughtfulness, inter­ esting lifestyle. Please write. I’ll answer all responses. 4457___________________________ GOT A ROCKET IN YOUR POCKET? WM, 39, 5’io ”, 165 lbs., short hair, goatee, average looks & build ISO another masc., discreet guy w/ a heat-seeking missile for mutual detonation. 4393__________________________ CALLING ALL CUBS! TOPBEAR SEEKS CUBS & subs for creative cavorting in his central VT den. Pleasure this 40something, 5 ’n ”, 195 lbs., goateed, hairy-chested Growler & get what you need — from nuzzles to nips, licks to lashes, cuddles to kink. 4379____________ FREQUENTLY IRRITABLE EMOTIONALLY crip­ pled Chubby GPM 40 ISO Chaser. Experience in the mental health field a must - sense of humor a plus. Here’s your chance to be the “sane” one. 4313

HANDSOME 38 YO SWM, 5’7 ”, 145 LBS., P, healthy, in shape & fun. ISO Cu or F for dis­ creet adult pleasures. Good conversation, drinks, dinner & serious physical fun. What better way to spend an evening? 4655______ PAGAN CU ISO PAGAN BIF, 19-30, FOR Pos­ sible long-term poly-amorous relationship. Red hair a plus. 4650______________________ CU ISO F FOR SOME NEW EXPERIENCES. WE would like to enrich our lives, hopefully, we can enrich thie right person as well. 4639 CU ISO BISWF. MY BOYFRIEND & I ARE looking for a BiSWF to join in our sexual fantasies. Must be clean & discreet. Long term or short-term is fine. 4632

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WM, 43, HAVE HAD A SUMMER OF FRUSTration ISO SWF, who like myself, wants to end frustration w/no strings attached. 4547 SEEKING SOULMATE: NS/ND, 6’, RETIREE, 66, Jewish, non-religious. NE/NY & Montreal, enjoys music (Broadway & Jazz) theater, auc­ tions, movies, bridge. ISO LTR w/reasonably proportioned, warm, fun lady, 5o’s. 4543

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SWPM, 39, 6’, 180 LBS., BLUE/SANDY brown, handsome, fit, tanned, NS/ND, healthy living, caring & fun, ISO 2 PF, intel­ lectual , feminine, intriguing, health conscious, for... you tell me. 4581______________ MAPCU, M I D I ’S, BIF, STRAIGHT M ISO BIF for fun-loving time. Let’s meet in Montpelier area for a drink & check out the chemistry. Be discrete, please. 4563__________________ SHY, SUBMISSIVE COLLEGE GIRL WANTED (ages 18-25) by young SM student. Interviews for position of cook, maid, or naughty disciple now available. Anonymity, privacy & discretion guaranteed. 4 5 6 1_____ ADVENTUROUS BOHEMIAN CU QUESTING creative erotic play through letters & possi­ bly fantastic encounters. Race, gender, age not an issue. Just imagine. 4545___________ MAWPM, LATE 30’S, ISO MAWPF/SWPF FOR stimulating conversations, extensive relaxing back massages, caring & sensitive, discre- • tion a must. 4472_____________________ YOU DON’T DARE! MR. EBONY & MR. IVORY. ISO F, 20-40, for no strings attached, erotic fun. Discretion assured! If you’ve got what it takes, contact us! 4458____________ . SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! HANDSOME, fit, DWM, 36, ISO attractive, DWF, 35-45, for an occasional intimate encounter. 4451_____ HI, I AM A M WHO ENJOYS CROSS DRESSING ISO understanding F interested in day trips, shopping & gambling. Not interested in sex. 44 50

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SWF, ATTRACTIVE, PLAYFUL, SEXY W/MANY talents. Need a fantasy fulfilled? You name it, I bet I can make it happen! Clean Couples, Males, Females... I can make youi dreams reality! 4437_______________________ 25 YO M, NEWLY AWAKENED TO THE PLEAsures of fantasizing in public; genitally excit­ ed by the slightest movement or sound around him. Searching for a F who wants to share adventurous sexual liaison. Montpelier area. 4390___________ t____________________ DWPM ISO CU, OVER 35 YO, TO HAVE erotic & adventurous times with. I am bicuri­ ous, well-built & safe, must be discreet. 4386


to respond to a personal ad call 1 -9 0 0 -3 7 0 -7 12 7 we’re open 24 hours a day! NORTH BEACH, 9/10. YOU: ATTRACTIVE blonde, in yellow bikini. I was the guy you were “worried about” using SPF 30. Would love to talk with you. 4664

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FOUR NON-SVEEDISH BLONDES, WELL, actually 2 of us aren’t blonde. Dan (boul)! A kiss to FLA from VT. We love you, you big Hebe. Love 349. 4659_____________________

CENTRAL VT ROLE-PLAYING GROUP SEEKS new members. Swords to spaceships, with focus on characters. New folks encouraged, it’s fun! We’d love to have you, call Kerri for more info. 4649___________________________

SAW YOU PAINTING YOUR OWN POTTERY just before you left for Nepal. You never showed me the mug. Let’s embrace each other by the throwing wheel & paint each other. 4658_______________________________

AGELESS F WELCOMES PEACEFUL COMPANion(s) who have the time to share quiet/fun activities: boating, classical concerts, dining, clothing-optional beaches/cruises, dancing, skating, fairs, etc. NS, I live near Montpelier.

4540________________________________ M, 30’S, ISO F COMPANION. A COLLEGE grad. I am creative, disabled, erudite, alter­ native, urban, irreverent, risque, gentle, humorous, Baudelaire, Cattullus, Frazetta, the Far Side, Charles Addams, Bauhaus. Call me. 4459

SARDUCCI’S, 9/9. YOU: BLUE SHIRT, WHITE tank, black pants; left with birthday girl, Seven Days and my eye. Me: green shirt, glasses in corner. Caught me looking. Dinner? Call me. 4652_____________________ JOE: I MET YOU (FOR THE SECOND TIME?) at Stone Soup, but did not get your last name. Want to meet again? 4648 AT FFT, I WAS GRABBING THE MELONS. YOU were stocking the zucchini. Will you be my pussy kat? 4643___________________________

THANK YOU, THANK YOU TO THE KIND gentleman who helped move the Seven Days rack from in front of the Post Office. And thanks, as well, to your lovely family (?) for waiting patiently. Cheers!___________________ HEY G! I HOPE THIS WEEK WILL BE A better one for you. Keep your chin up. Tomorrow’s always a fresh start. 4739

EARLY THIS SUMMER, WE MET WHILE WALKing up St. Paul St. I get your messages but can’t call you back without a number! 4638 BLUES CRUISE - STRIKING, BROWN-HAIRED woman, lovely smile, dress had string cross­ ing shoulders. Gray-haired friend in light blue clothing. You were dancing when I was not and vice versa. 4633___________________ BRAZILIAN REGGAE SHOW 8/31. GORGEOUS woman dancing like a dream— back right

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To respond to Letters Only ads: Seal your response in an envelope, write box # on the outside and place in another envelope with $5 for each response. Address to: PERSON TO PERSON c/o SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402

and the finer things. Interested in SWM, 3555, for companionship & possibly more. Box 785__________________________________ ATTN: MENSCHES & GENTLEMEN! SWF, 37, auburn/blue, nice build, good looks. Smart, funny, playful, loves animals, music, out­ doors. ISO same in clean-cut SWPM, 30-42 for LTR. Box 786__________________________

HARDLUCK WOMAN, OF SIZE, 53, BLONDE/ blue, alternative novice, offbeat, creative, musically eclectic, NS, ND, NA, seeks sweet, caring, gentle soulmate to assist with ‘realigning the ducks.” Friends first. Box 788

PF. FREE SPIRIT. ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, intellectually engaging ISO active M in his 60s w/affinity for outdoors, books, perform­ ing arts, progressive politics, good conversation, laughter. Come as you are. Box 780

RETRO-ROMANTIC, RURAL-ROOTED, WORLDtraveled F seeks stable, spontaneous, wise & humor-blessed M. Details: late 40s, tall, active, enjoy warmth, exploring, water, flora/fauna. NS. Interstate saavy. Box 811

BLONDE, SWDF, FULL-FIGURE, 40S, GREAT sense of humor, loves camping, nature, ani­ mals, art & walks on the beach. ISO M, 40s, who likes to have a good time. Box 778

EXOTIC PLUM, LATE 30s, PASSIONATE, SENsitive naturist, altruist ISO considerate gen­ tleman. I’m petite, dark-skinned African. I believe that ethics, values, integrity must be genuine. Box 812__________________________ BUELLER? BUELLER?... WHEN’S THE LAST time you didn’t know what the day held? F, 31, looking for someone to dig toes in dirt with. Hey sun-lover, let’s enjoy it! Box 790 WIWF, LATE 50S, 5’2”, ATTRACTIVE, ISO pleasant WM, 58-65 for possible LTR. Country/Western music, good dancer, long walks, movies, romantic. Please respond. Very lonely. We can get together over coffee. Box 781_________ WOODSMOKE, BACKROADS, SIMPLICITY, sim­ plicity. Autochthonic, enthusiastic SF, 50+, employed, enjoys gardening, music, puns, peaceful times. ISO like-minded M, cent. VT area. Humor essential, Friends 1st. Box 784

LIKE TO SKI? I’M 51, BUT YOUNG AT HEART, bartend nights, Scorpio, like to travel, be wined & dined, dance. Are you athletic, adventurous, ISO a soul mate? LTR. Box 772

VERY YOUNG 50'S , ATHLETIC, 5 ‘lo" TALL, well-educated, healthy 8< STD free, sensitive, romantic, sensuous, financially secure, child­ less, jack-of-all-trades fella seeks slim, warm, open, liberal, spontaneous, patient, tactile, romantic, sensuous woman who loves the outdoors, boating, & wants to enjoy fine wine & sunset dinners prepared by me on the deck of my lakefront home. A long letter will get you the same. Box 800

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YOU: SMALL, BROWN, PRETTY GREEN EYES & cute. You bit more than my finger on 8/1 in a tent. You are one hot dog. 4476

Mansfield Ave., 8/6. Care to join me for a hot dog? I need some “guidance.” 4445

“0 " SUZANA. AT LEAST THAFS WHAT YOUR license plate read, on your Toyota 4-Runner. Canoe Imports — Saturday, 9/2. I wanted to say hello but you rushed off. Up for a paddle some time? 4626______________________

MOON - WE’VE SHARED A YEAR OF SIMplistic happiness & revolutionary intimacy! Happy Anniversary! Missing & loving you & the critters from the land where the buffalo roam. Sun. 4475___________________________

8/12 A M . CHURCH ST., BY THE WOODEN Indian. You— blond, nose ring, walked your dog (with Mom?); I, tall brunette, pho­ tographed my nieces. We smiled, & again as you left. Meet? 4444___________________

MR. MONDAY NIGHTS: ME & MRS. JONES. Van Sicklen Rd. Wondering how you’re doing. Miss your face... and... 4624_______________

SUNDAY EVE., 8/20, LEDDY BEACH. ME: Teaching my nephew how to snorkel. You: asked how deep the water was. You took off before I could ask you if you snorkel. 4474

THREE GIRLS IN A BLACK JETTA SHOWED four guys in a white Subaru their bag of party mix while driving south on 89 on Sunday. Give a call. 4441___________________

JES. WHERE ARE YOU? I LOST YOUR NUMBER but was still hoping to see you & sit in the park like we said. I am back from CA & want to find you. S. 4471_______ __________

8/16, YOU: BLACK T-SHIRT 81 JEANS, WALKED out to the rocks at Oakledge. Very windy; we were virtually all alone & I missed my chance. Give me another. 4438_____________

THURSDAY, 8/24, 6 AM, STOWE VILLAGE. You: M, standing on the sidewalk, long brown hair wearing a white hard hat. Your smile was fabulous — I melted — care to meet? 4467_____________________________

RASPUTIN’S- YOU: GORGEOUS BLONDE WHO likes to dance. Me: Maroon hat backwards, shorts. I had fun. Want to party again? 4435

corner of the dance floor. You drank red wine & were with a beautiful Indian woman. Please call. 4629_________________________ AT LAST. 4628

BLUES CRUISE - BLUE & WHITE SLEEVEless dress, red jacket. Shoulder length brown hair. Your partner didn’t seem to want to dance as much as you did. Too timid to interrupt. 4623____________________________ YOU ARE HOUSESITTING THE CONDO AT THE end. I was looking at the decks. You asked if I needed to come up and look at yours - I wish I did. 4569__________________________ AT THE WATERFRONT, YOU WERE “KATE” & I was the lost guy desperate for you to be my blind date. But you weren’t my blind date. Care to change that? 4567_________________ PARIMA- TO THE HANDSOMEST BOY IN THE restaurant. Should I keep on trying? We exchanged smiles once. Remember? 4562 SS AT SWEETWATERS. I LOVE Y0 U1 JA. 4542 YOI I SPIED 3 SVEEDISH BLONDES MOVIN’ it in a purple car, downtown. I also enjoy movin’ it, occasionally. Shake that body for me, baby! 4477

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THURS. EVE., 8/10. TOASTMASTERS. Mustachioed visitor impressed by tall, blonde “Jane’s” speaking ability. Wanted to approach but tongue was tied. Avail, to help loosen the knot? 4455_____________________ BEAUTIFUL BETTER BAGEL BLONDE. YOU: Blonde with great smile always first to say hi. Me: Ben & Jerry’s hat, brown hair, large smile, French Roast, black. Dinner sometime? Call me. 4560_____________________________

DEAR BOX 4170, HOW DO I KNOW I’M THE right Laurie? Please leave me clues or hints, I’ll be looking! 4388_______________________ RED PICK-UP TRUCK IN MONTPELIER. I’M outraged & I am paying attention— to you! Me: SGF. You? Wanna meet? 4380___________ AT THE M ECH AN ICS- THE WORDS I’D really like to hear are “Call me some time.” 4372

YOU: WEARING BLACK AND WHITE STYLISH ensemble. Me: running away from you on

SBPM, 39, 6’5", 225 LBS., ATHLETIC, OLDfashioned, runner, live in Rutland area, ISO honest, faithful mate, sensitive 81 romantic, 35-45. Race unimportant. Want to develop LTR. Box 814._____________________________

ARE YOU 45+. WELL-PRESERVED, COMFORTable to be with lady? This well-mannered, financially secure, great appearance, 50+ gentleman would appreciate hearing from you. Please tell me about yourself. Box 795

WELL EDUCATED, SUBTLE HUMOR, SOMEwhat off-beat, civilized, self-employed M. J, reader ISO eduring commitment with warm­ hearted, bright F who appreciates irony. Late 40S-50S. Any background. I am 59, Box 813

FUN, FUN, FUN!! DWM, LATE 40S, 5’9 ". 150 lbs., youthful, proportionate, openminded, appealing. Likes outdoor activities, Burlington Nightlife, laughing, movies, sun­ sets, travel, bad weather. ISO lover to share fun times. Box 791

LE TS BEGIN WITH THE SENSUAL & EXPLORE together. MaWM, MID-40S, seeks MaF, 35-50 for daytime pleasures. Honesty, trust 81 true friendship offered & expected. Central & NE VT. Box 803______________________________

HELLO LOVELY LADIES OUT THERE! LOVE TO hear from you all! I’m a Virgo, easygoing, loving, warm, kind, loyal & lots, lots more of me as a person. Please write me, please. God Bless. Box 804________________________

SKINNY, SKINNY-DIPPER WANTED. FREE TO travel ISO warm waters, the world around 81 within. Must be vegetarian, environmentalist, gardening, homesteading, LTR. Egalitarian, Emersonian, SWM, 6’i ”, 175 lbs., 55, ND, NS, NA, no kids, never Ma & FS. Box 757

I, SGW, WHO’S LOOKING FOR SOME GREAT gay friends out there & in the future to find that special lady to share my life. Easygoing, king, loving, warm, enjoy people 81 honest, loyal, like having good fun! Box 789.

SWM, 57, 5’u ”, 190 LBS., GOOD-LOOKING. likes music, walks, talks & more. ISO attrac­ tive, SWF, 45-55, for friendship, LTR possible. Plattsburgh area. Box 802. VERY GENTLE M, PLATTSBURGH AREA, ISO A sincere 81 honest F, 40- early 50s, for poss. LTR. Enjoy the outdoors, gardening, flowers, dancing. Have much to share. P, NS, ND. Box 801.

fun, romance, 18-40, enjoy good food, out­ doors, movies, music. Interested? Write me. Box 783__________________________________ GCM 43, ST. ALBANS AREA, QUIET HOMEtype w/ varied interests ISO sincere, level­ headed SM for LTR comfortable w/who you are? Let’s communicate. Box 776

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35YO SWM RELOCATING TO VT R O M CA IN 2003. ISO kind F to share some thoughts 81 laughs w/. Currently incarerated for nonviolent crime. Box 809_______________________

WHERE TO FIND “MR. ALMOST RIGHT?" Most days, decent guy, looking, riding his bicycle in Crown Point. Write to me. Lefs ride together. I’m 37 now, NA, NS, ND. Box 805__________________________________

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ATTRACTIVE, BIWM, LATE 50S, CLEAN, discreet, s ’8”, 160 lbs., would like to meet well-built M bi or straight for discreet encounters days or eves. Box 815__________ ATTRACTIVE, INTELLECTUAL, M ASC SWM ISO open-minded, discreet, muscular friend who is also 25-50 8l into fitness, reading, out­ doors, cycling or making others 81 them­ selves feel good. Box 808

ous. Needed to fulfill lesbian fantasies w/wife. Some 3-some contact necessary. Box 807______________ HOW YOU D0 IN7 SWM, 35, 5*7”, 17 5 LBS., Blue/Blonde, handsome, health-conscious. ISO fairly attractive F for periodic, therapeu­ tic sessions of exchanging conversation. Positive attention, touch 81 safe sex. Box 790

SF, 29. ISO SM, 29-38, ISO A FRIEND TO tele-ski at Smuggs, this winter. Free-spirited, cynical, year-round outdoor adventuress. Humor is necessary. Reply by letter. Box 816 EASYGOING PLATTSBURGH M, 36, ISO F ISO a friend to hike, paddle, explore. Fit, fun, free-spirited. Kids/dogs welcome too. Take a chance! Trade letters, photos, ideas? All answered. Box 779

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