Letter Of Resignation Dear Sir Stuff your recycling bins, map-pins, win-wins, acronyms, your post-tray, in-tray, out-tray, up-yours tray, your 2-finger kit kats, mouse mat (sit on that). Keep your four-wheel drive, A drive, C drive, sex-drive, shared disks, compact disks, floppy disks, flaccid disks, minicom, CD Rom, dot com, monk on, www dot, bald spot, brain (not). Buy your own duplex, offrex, tippex, semtex, screenkleen, caffeine, windolene, guillotine, flora lite, megabyte, load a shite web site. I’m out of here, no fear, fifth gear, way clear. Enjoy your hair dyed, bit on the side, hotel guide, quick ride. When I said I had saved all your records... I lied.
by Cathy Grindrod