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C2 Sunday, June 5, 2011 • THE BULLETIN
Breadwinner out of patience for her dysfunctional family
Teen stars teaming up By Brooks Barnes
‘iParty With Victorious’
New York Times News Service
Dear Abby: I’m running out of energy to compassionately relate with all the addicts and mentally ill people in my family. My mother is an alcoholic. My aunt is bipolar and schizophrenic. She is addicted to and abusing prescription painkillers and anti-anxiety medicines. My husband is an alcoholic in denial who lies about his alcohol consumption, and my stepmother is mentally abusive and, I strongly suspect, also bipolar. These people are all retired, while I work a physically and mentally demanding full-time job. I’m usually the one who is blamed when things don’t go right. Mother asked me to remove all alcohol from her home so she could stop drinking. When I didn’t find it all, it was MY fault she drank. I escorted my aunt on a cruise during which she abused drugs to the point she could barely walk, and I had to find her wheelchairs at every stop. Now I hear she is blaming me for her illness. When my husband drinks, he runs up our credit card to the tune of $20,000. My job with medical benefits allowed him to retire from his job. My stepmother no longer communicates with my brother and me and seems to be alienating my father from his family.
DEAR ABBY I’m exhausted! I don’t think I can take much more. I know you’ll tell me to see a counselor, but I’m the one who has the full-time job and little vacation/ sick time I can use. Short of “divorcing” all of them and starting a new life in an undisclosed location, what advice can you offer? — Nearly Sucked Dry Dear Nearly: Since you can’t get away to see a counselor because of the demands of your job, pick up a couple of books on co-dependency and read them cover-to-cover. Then practice protecting yourself by learning to say “No!” when an alcoholic makes you responsible for clearing the booze out of her house, or a drug-addicted relative invites you to take a “vacation” that guarantees you’ll become her nurse. Discuss with a lawyer how to separate your finances from your deadbeat husband so he can’t dig you deeper into debt the next time he chooses to go on a bender. You don’t have to “divorce” anyone as long as you learn how to draw the line. P.S. Al-Anon can be reached toll-free at 1-888 -425-2666. There are meetings at various times in many locations. Check it out. Dear Abby: My sister is always
late sending birthday presents to my kids — sometimes up to a month or two after their birthdays. I find it disrespectful and a bad example, so I asked that she either send them on time or not at all. It did no good. She complained that I am being “unfair to hold her to a deadline.” My sister has all year to plan around these events, and I feel she needs to be more responsible. It’s affecting our relationship. Please advise. — Calendar Gal, Rochester, N.Y. Dear Calendar Girl: If you could see all of the letters I receive from readers complaining that they receive NO gifts, you would realize that your children are lucky to be remembered. While I agree that sending birthday presents as long as a month or two after the fact sends a message that their special day is not of primary importance to your sister, please do not let this create a rift. Explain to your children that Auntie loves them, but she is extremely disorganized. Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Write Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.
LOS ANGELES — Sitting in a booth at a waffle house here the other morning were two 18-year-olds. One was buttering her toast and giggling. The other was hacking into hash browns. A waitress snapped her gum in the distance. Normal? Perhaps the scene, but certainly not the young women. When it comes to tween and teenage America, they are among the most powerful cultural figures: Miranda Cosgrove of “iCarly” fame and Victoria Justice, the star of “Victorious.” Those Nickelodeon shows bring in huge ratings. They both are among the top five basic cable shows among tweens and teenagers, according to Nielsen; among tweens 9 to 14, “iCarly” has been No. 1 on basic cable so far this year, averaging 2 million viewers for new episodes. That kind of audience makes them fullfledged brands, able to anchor concert tours, market lines of clothes and whip up fads — witness the spaghetti tacos craze “iCarly” set off. Cosgrove got her break in 2003 with the Jack Black
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Victoria Justice, right, star of the show “Victorious,” and Miranda Cosgrove, star of “iCarly,” at Nickelodeon Studios in Los Angeles. comedy “The School of Rock” and quickly became a Nickelodeon star, appearing in shows like “Drake & Josh”; she recently performed on an episode of “The Good Wife” on CBS. “Zoey 101” meanwhile made Justice a household name, and “Victorious” may catapult her into movies. Paramount recently cast her as the female lead in the comedy “Fun Size,” the feature direct-
ing debut of Josh Schwartz (“Gossip Girl” and “The OC”). If the two are this successful apart, Nickelodeon is betting they can be astronomical together. For the first time in the channel’s history, two hit shows will be presented as a mash-up special. The resulting concoction, the 90minute “iParty With Victorious,” will have its debut June 11. Nickelodeon is seizing a moment when its rival Disney Channel — now without “Hannah Montana” — finds itself doing a bit of rebuilding when it comes to live-action programming. In “iParty With Victorious” the story centers on — what else? — a cute boy. Carly Shaw, played by Cosgrove, is dating Stephen, who divides his time between divorced parents in Seattle and Los Angeles, where Tori Vega, played by Justice, also has a new boyfriend: Stephen. Carly discovers the duplicity, goes undercover at a party to expose it and ends up plotting revenge with Tori.
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