St. Viator College Collection, 1933-01-15

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SOPHOMORES PETITION FOR ANNUAL COTILLION ON FEBRUARY THIRD

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JANUARY

more class has perfected plans fo r Hotel Kankakee on t he evening of Febru ary thi r d. At present th e President is awaiting the sanction of the College Council on th e petition h':' laid before that body last week.

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SORORITY PLANS CARD PARTY ·

established by the Juniors last

H igh ly satis fi ed with t he success

MOTHERS' CLUB MEETING HELD

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RALPH E. HOOVER

of th e TI Iinois Catholic H igh School Essay and Oratori cal Con tests held

tbro ug!'.out the State Ia:t year under the :ponsonhip of St. Viator College,

the authorities of the c::>llegc

annou nced that the event will be add-

The Mo t hers' Club of St. Viator Co ll ege met on the afternoon of January 3 in the College Club room s.

Because of insufficient attendance , business co~ld not. be official!~ trans1 acted at thi s particular meetmg.

Le t t ers inviting all the schoo ls who participated last yea r to return have been sent by the officials in charge of the even t. and those schools not r epresented last yeru· have been sent ent r y blanks for thi s year's contests.

ed to the co llege calend.:lr and car-

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A note of thank~ is extended to Th e general outline of last year's the Mother s for then· mas~ exce ll ent contests will be carried through again

I V\'m. C. Clancy,

The dance clima.-x:es the fi rst se- . "£!at" pocketbook, if not too flat. though th e price is very nominal, mester of the cu rrent scho lastic year jus t come and dance to the enchant~~and is expected to be enthusiastical- in g stralns of the st. Viator Orches- , Hoover Debates Mundelein d It ·n b th 1 t h N I Iy supporte .

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We have no doubt but that a It 0 an an d M'ddl I eton major social event prior to the Holy good time will be ·had by all. Don 't ~~Season of Lent. forget J anuary 21 is a Saturday T he debating teams of St. Viator Co mmitt ees night.

All bridge fans will be giv - 1 College S\Ving back into action af t er A gener~ dance committee consis- en an excellent opportunity to dis- the holiday res t -period.

The first ting of Messrs. Kelly, Wolle, and J play their s kill.

Prizes will be a- 1 opposition is De Paul Univers ity of llickey is putting the finishing touch- warded and refreshments served. So Chicago over statio ns WCFL and

and MISS M. E. , Cruise, accompanied the cast to Chl cago.

Much credit and many th~nk 3 ~rc rendered Mrs. G. Stelter who we_s responsible for the co ll ection of tbe ads which appeared on the program, as well as to the othe r members for their splendid suppOrt.

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lowed in fou r divisions-Essay, Or·a.tory, Extemporaneous Speaking, and R eading.

The essay contes t will be held upon a subject .to be selected b y a committee of the facul ty of St. Viator College and two essays may be submitted by each contesting high school.

In Orator y, the schools will each send one speaKer who will de-

D t, S , t T rama ~c oc~e y 0 Produce "The Mikado"

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Thanked For Cooperation In Christmas Play

J anuary 21 Is Tentative Date-In Refectory

The Sophs have achieved a new low In answer to the numerous requ es t s for bids this year, their price being the So r ority of S t. Viator CollegE> but one dollar.

Asid~ from the at - ~ has planned a card and dan ce party. tractive price, they offer th e beauty · The tentat ive date is Janua r y 21. The of the Gold Room of the Kankakee orchestra, if it consents , will make it3 Hotel a nd the s up erb mus ic of Leo formal debut on thi s occasion. We are Remillard and hi s orchestra.

The assured of its excell ence from the chaperones will be invited from t he many rePor ts that have been circ u Mother' Club.,. following th e prece- lated about th e campus.

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P ublicity Director, Ralph E. Hoover, Is In Charge Of High SchOQl Meet

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the annual Cotillion to be he ld at t he

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DEBATES

Thomas Kelly, President Of Class, Says It Will Be Held In The Hotel Kankakee Accord ing t o Thomas K ell y , president of the class of '35, the Sop h-

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liver an origin al oration in th e fines to the affair, wit h Wo lf e and leave Sat urday, Janu a r y 21, open f or , WLWL in New York City.

John als.

The contest in Reading pro1 Hickey handling the sale- of ti cke ts the par ty.

H ugh Burns will present the co n vides for the m emorizing of a classan the c ampus and in Kankakee r e , II s truc tive speech for Viator whik Going into huddle in its first con- ic reading or o r ation, while th e Exspec ti ve ly.

These three have a lso Dean AnllOUnces Jose ph Mahoney w ill make hi s seco nd vention of th e new year, the St. Via- temporan eous Speake rs will be furplanned the decorations at the Hotel. radio appearance in presenting the re- tor Dramatic Society d ecided to re- n ished with a list of ten subject::; Mr. Kelly requ es ted U1at we announce buttal.

The qu es tion to be debated d S . \'ive the Gi lbert an u 11 1van oper- from which they will draw one to d ethat girls coming from out of town is Res o lved : That the Un ited States e ttat, "The Mikado", as its next of- liver in the finals. w i11 be afforded the facilities of the R ev. Richard J . French, C. S. V., s hould cancel the Allied War Debts. fering to a c lamoring public.

Th e j Last year found St. George High Infirmary in which to change thei r Dean of St. Viator College, has is- Although today' s meet will mark C t dresses before the dance.

H e has s ued for publi cation the list of new Burns' r ad io debut, his platform ex- rev iva l m eetin g was held in th e 0 - !School of Evanston making an al .. also stated that a price of a doll ar courses that will be offered next se- eri ence of last year should prove a lege Club Room 00 l~t Tuesday af- I ~ost ~lear sweep of the contes t witll and a quarter is to be charged at the mester.

They are the following: p r eat asse t in h is r esen tation.

M r . ttrnoon, and was presided ove.r by r firsts m Oratory and Ex temporaneous "'ned 11PI_S rad,·o ex Pe r·I ence th e Very R_ev. J. W. door.- Get your bids early- they' ll go Analytical Geometry Mathemat gMahone Y g= f thR. cMaglllre, 11 d _c. Speal{ing and a second in Reading. c o ege, ts- De La Salle High of Jolie t p laced ' - las t month a ain s t the for ensic ar- ~ ~· V.: President o. fast! ics of Finance--Prof. Doo li ng. g . tlf!glllshed econom1st, well-l{nown Ia- first in Reading wh il e a represent., Educational Psychology, Education- lists from Mundelein College. bar-leader, and founder of t he So- tive of Spalding institute, Peoria, w~1 a l Measur ement, Extra-Cu rri cular Ac Viator-1\l und elein . the Essay contest.

1ciety. tivities- Rev. R. J . French , C. S. V. How eve r : a ~ate~ of great~r Im- J Father Mag uire, in his charac t erThe contests are an effo rt on th e 1 Returns Cicero, P h il ippi cs 1 · and 11- Rev. ro r tance, smce t Wi ll be th e firs t de - is tic fashion brought the meetina to part of the college to arouse an in· F. E. Munsch, C. S. V. ci s ion d ebate of the season, will be immediate o~d er and announced ~hat t erest in scholasti c competition beRev. William J. Cracknell , C. S. V. , Hygiene and Sanitation, Ve r tebrate th e Viator-Mundelein meet on Tues- the Society wou ld produce an oper- tween the high schools of th e State. ordai n ed in Springfield by the Most zoology-Prof. Kennedy. day , January 17 · Since thi s is th e etta. Suggestions were requested and The contests of last year were wel~oesv~p~':m:~u~·h ~~fi~ D. ~·· ~~ History of Rome, Modern Europe- first ~latform de~ate of th e year , Fr. a g reat number mad e, ranging from corned by a large p er centage of th e pring ie an History (1815-90 ) - Rev. E. V. Maglllre has dectded to send season- Kenneth Bushman's Victor Herbe r t, Catholic pdeparatory schools of Il!iSatun..lay, DeeernlJer 17th, bas r e turn- Ca rdinal, C. S. V. ed debaters to uphold th e Viator t o an unnamed s ponsor's "Vagabond nois, and many schools compeling eel to the Co ll ege, where for many Political Science-Rev J E Wll - , cause The Conference ques tion on King".

Father Maguire then than k- las t year made entry into this y ea r·~ years he has been Registrar, to re- hams, C S V hankmg will be th e cause of argu contests immediate ly af ter th e final s. s um e his duties.

Ep is temology , Ontology- Rev, .J. i ment be tween the ladies of Mu nd e lein (Continued on Page Six) J Scholarships are offered by th e ColFi rst "!\-l ass A. Lowney, C. S. V. ' and the gentlemen of S t . Viator. The Ilege to the winners of the contes t s, Father Cracknell sald his first SolHistory of Economic Thought- Rev. Viator team is composed of Ralph E. Religious Bulletins To and medals and diplomas are awardcmn lli gh Mass at St. Philip Neri' s J . w. R. Maguire, C. S. V. Hoover, Gill Middl eton, and Robert Appear Each Week ed th e winning schoo ls.

Church in Chicago a t noon, December P u blic Finance and Taxation, C. P . A. Nolan.

To St. Joseph Hi g h, Rock I s land.

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R ev. Richard J. French, C. S. A. Problems- Prof. Crawford.

The Migh ty Hoover The first of a series of religious goes the honor of being th e f irsi.

V., served him as deacon.

Rev. Hoov er will llldoubtedly prove to bulletins to appear each week school not repre se nted in las t year' s Frederick J. Wen the, C. S. V., of St. GEV. \VILLIAM KELLY ORDAINED be th e thorn in the opponent's side. throughout the remainder of the year contest to enter the affai r this year.

Viator parish, Chicago, was s ub-deaY\>'ith three years of fo rensic ex peri - has been posted on the bulletin board con.

Msgr. Kinsella, pasto; of St. Th e Reverend William A. Kelly ence snuggled complace ntl y in his in Mars il e and Roy Halls.

The bul- ST. JOHN BEHCHMAN SOCIETY Philp Neri Church, acted as the arch - who attended St. Viator was ordained cranium, with his unrelentless be- le-tins are being written, to quote priest.

The sermon was delivered b y to th e Holy Priesthood at eight-thir- stowal of sacastic comments, inter- from the first of them: "to offer you, Th e first meeting of the St. John Rev. J . P. 0. :M ahoney, C. S. V.~ pro- ty o'c lock, today, by the Most Rev- mingled with gleaming wit, and his dear r eader, a few s piritual thoughts Berchman Society this year was vinclal. erend Joseph H. Schlarman, D. D., natural com mand o: the English 1 to be planted in your sou l in o rder held on the evening of January 6tb.

Bishop of Peoria, at St. Mary's Ca- language, Hoover should carry more J t hat carefu1l y nourish ed, as we pray, At thi s tim e the direc tor, Fr. CrackW e have from one of R ev. F. E. thedral, Peoria, Dllnoi.s.

He will o!- than his share of the Viator burden. by the grace of God, Who alone can nell thanked the members for th eir Munsch's Latin student s a clever fer his First Solemn Mass at St. Middl eton and Nolan with two give the increase, it brings forth prayers on the occasion of his ordinatranslatlon and modernisation of a Philp Neri Church, Chicago, lllinois, year~ experience be.h.lnd UleT;n fruit, the one and hundredfold, and tion and the gift which had been prescene from Pla.utus.

It is well worth on Sunday, January twent y -second, at another sixty and another thirty" sented him !rom th e socie ty by the the tim e o f r eading. twelve o'clock .

(C<>ntlnued on Page Six) i (Matt. Xlll, 23.) president, Mr. Raymund Wenth e.

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of the campus. and they are gradually destroying the sou rce of t . it is the result of the inferionty com-

:Miss Ruth Arrington entertained at thc home of he r parents. Mr. and J. Kenneth Bushman :Mr3. E. 0 ..\.rrington. 1019 S. Myrtle John Burns A venue, the evening of December 29.

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sheep before wol\·es. o r mere c~ ­ lessness it is equally deplo:-able. \"\'ben the campus was first landscaped ln it:s present classical form lt was the students who helped most in th e

Bridge formed the diverSIOn of the work of planting.

The present gen-

\Vtlliam Riley evening and the guests we re ~Iiss e ratlon must carry on the work by Assistants . Gerald Hullivan, James Hunt, John McG rath, Joseph Spielberger L ucille Putz, :Miss Margaret Clancy, preserving wha t has already been

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Miss Agnes Stelter, Miss Frances done.

Mary P. Cruise Mary Clancy, ana i'.liss Rachael Margaret Clancy r:oo.ch.

There is one custom r apidly inJobn Cronin c reasing in gene rality that is the Gill MiJdletoo cause of muc h favo r able commenL It Paul A. LaRocque A pleasant evenlng of bridge was is that of attending daily Mass and Jam es Dugan spen t on December 30th at the Robert Nolan home of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. C. Clancy William Clancy \"'; hen their daughters, the Misses Mar g aret and F r ances h'Iar y, en terJoseph Degn an lai ned a g roup of t heir friends: Miss

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W. G. CHILDS Sanitary Market S.W E . Oou.rt

daily receptio n of the H oly Communion.

Nothing could better indicat e th e improve m e nt of the s tudent body than thi s c ustom.

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COLLEGE HUMOR

VlatoMan Campus Briefs Day Hopping

With the gene r al approval of the ter, Miss Genevieve Adams, Miss Rachae l Roach, Miss J eane tte Segou- di r ec to rs of d r amatics and glee c lu b Cbarles Byron in, Miss Mary Crui se and :Ml!3s Ruth a.nd th e s tud ents plans a r e a lready being made fo r the produc tion of t h e Ralph E. Hoover Arrington.

Chester Stokes

Gilbert and Sulli van operetta,

CIR<JULATION DEPARTMENT Manager Kenn eth Corcoran Assis tant J . W oul fe, W. Bomba, J . S chukes, W . Sweeney, N. Ellis, 0. MeCuire, Loretta F lanagan, J. 0 ' Maro Subscription Rate $2.00 per annum

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ever popular " Mikado", s ho rtl y after

Miss Lucille Putz, Li brarian of St. Easter thls spring.

That Is some-

Viato r Co llege, e nte rtained on Jan- thing to w hich we may look forward uary 8 With bri dge a nd dan cing at with perfec t ass uran ce of being pleast he h ome of her parents ou Indiana ed.

A venue, th e fo llowing friends: th e _ __

HOTEL KANKAKEE Sidney Herbst, Manager DININO ROOM MAGNIFICENT B.'\LL ROOM A hearty welcome awai ts th e stu-

dents and friends of St. VIator College

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Ad dress a ll co rrespon dence referring eith-;;-to adve rti s ing or s ubsc ription to Misses Ann, Marie and Rose Smote, It looks as though the social life The Viatorian, Bourbonnais, Illinois.

Wanda and E~e ano~ ~utz , and J'Yiessrs. l of the co llege is n ot to be neglected, En t ered as second class matte r at th e Pos t Office of Bourbonnais , Illino is , Rutecki and unde r the Act of March 3rd , 1879

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a brid ge party given by Miss Jean ne tte S ego uin in Bourbonnais. Among them we r e th e Misses Rachae l Roache, Ma rgar e t Clancy, G en evieve Adams, Frances :i\1ar y C I an c y Mess rs. Raymund W en th e, Bourke J\'Ionahan, and J ohn Cronin.

dents .

In be t ween our many socia l engagemen t s it wo uld not be a bad idea to g ive th e books a 11ttle attention .

H owever, th e Sorority party will be a pleasan t r elief f rom th e uncE-asing pursui t of knowledge that sho uld precede eve r y e xamination.

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It is our grea t pleas ure t o announce in this issue that the State Essay a nd Oratorical Contes t spon sored by

St. Viator College las t year will a ga in be he ld this sp rin g.

Arran gements are being made by Mr. Ralph Edson Hoover. director of publicity a t the College. and It is his a rti cle which you have read on the ft rst page of this issue.

of the Christmas play that a Glee passant, the spirit of support fo r t he team , about which mu ltitudes of Club is to be form ed.

E x er cise the seconda r y and collegiat e edi torials are old vo cal cords- give th e ahs, ees, written, seems to be a bout perfect at ohs, oos, a good wo r kout, and you'll

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A nd if that pe tition fo r the Sopho rr::or e dance is returned wi th the des ired approval, and the tentative date of F e brua ry 3, is acceptable, there will be a real oppo rtunity for celebrating th e s uccessful termination of th e firs t se m es ter, or of forgetting it, in case it was not as fortunate as th e nex t w ill be.

THE MIKADO Elsewh ere in this issue appears an announcement concerning th e la test undertaking of the St. Viator Dramatic Society, a light opera in two acts, "The Mikado" by On the eveni ng of January 12 the Einbeck's Studio Our photogrdpns are inexpenGilbert and Sullivan. In order to insu re the success of Sigma Upsilon Sigma held its monsive, yet treas ured for the ir this, the second of this yea r's enterprises by the society, thly meeting a t the home of Miss Mary Cruise.

Miss Harrie t Gillette wo r t h as ll ving por traits. t he active support of the student body is of cardinal im- assisted her as hos t ess.

153 North Schuyler Ave. portance. The success of "The Shepherds Watch", mav Phone 4 07 Kankal<ee, Ill. be attributed to the dir ection of Rev. J. w. R. Maguire, C. A card and dance party was pro· · G"J posed for the Saturday, January 21 .

S. V., Rev. E . J. S uprenant, C· S· V., and MISS H a rriet 1 - After the business meeting adjourn· Jette, and a lso to th e unselfish efforts of the members of ed bridge formed the evening's diverthe cast, who, actuated by the dual purpose of rendering "ion. First honors were awarded to Amedee T. Betourne a service to their college and of advancing their own cu!- 1Miss Rosann Gorman and second to tu raJ attainm ent, have given of their time and en- Miss Margaret Clancy. A most dePharmacy er gy fo r a most worthy project.

Now, encouraged by ~~~~:s~uncheon was served by the their frist success, they have ventured a second effort in s. __ CUT RATE DRUGS the thespain art, "The Mikado", a light comedy, some119 Court St., Kankakee, Ill. what more secular in nature, and probably more difficult to present that "The Sheph erds Watch". Ther efor e we gan, and we assure you they are good. I ask that a ll students who f eel that they possess any tal- Our s port page should hold eve r y ent either in acting or in singing, and who a re not averse lo yal Viatorian in proud contempla to len ding that talent both for their own benef it and for tion fo r some time. The team h as Demand that of St. Viator College, wo uld attend the next meet- r eally been go ing to town in a big Arseneau's Uniform ing of the Dramatic Society, Tuesday, J anuary 17, at half- way. Tbe decided victo ries ove r Wesleyan and Bradley are big feapa st one o'clock.

BREAD tures in our athletic caps.

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Miss Marie S m ole entertained at a bridge party at t he home of h er parents in B r ad ley a g r oup of stude:n t s and friends.

Amo ng t hose prese nt we r e the Misses Luc ille Pu t z, Ann Smole, Mar y Crui se, Agnes Stelt er , R ose Smole, Harriet Gillette; ~1es s rs. Jo se ph Terri, Gill Middleton, Ralph Hoover and K enne t h Bushman.

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St. Viator College. Maybe that is b• all set for the big broadcast that why the team really feels like giving i s promised.

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Briefs Though students of psychology we particularly sensational this time- have not yet been able to analyse the Coming into t he r efec tory one even- force that urges stud ents to cut ain g when our publication had been c ross a landscaped campus ra ther dtstnbuted we found that meVltably 1 than u se the many sidewalks.

The as fate each one turned to the page res ult of su ch short cuts is fatal to contalru ng them That IS a tnbute the symmentry of formal landscap1 - -t o some thmg or other , but we are m g, much of the beauty of which Of e \·e n more mter est to the col - ~ afr rud. not to us- They have been comes from its precisely defined geo - ~ lege st udents is th e announcement wnlten by that gentleman With the metncal design. T he studen ts should

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·Puzzlepu.ss,.. rm;>acks his other shirt gentlemen. the hig announcement Doc Ellis has mended hi5 "~-s. and bered that $Cb.ool had :started . . you've bee..n waiting for . th.i.5 we have the solution for the great DiC'k Shea had a hsrd llme- gett:i..og week's guessi.:lg con est . . . Pnzes chao.ge v."b.ich ha.s come over him . v.-ould be awa..-:::led if we had any .

"Big Brother.. ga...-e b..i..m. some ne 'ed into ~?!;) when ht:> g-ot b...'\C'k t"ronl DixExtra.

Extra Hoo-.·e1" Acqwres E:ere it 1.5: Who was the masked Rom- aa"ice while orr a l"'eeent visit to the i.e · · · It s~ms ""oul..iit- brought b..'\ck -:;e?f Brother-m~Ia.,.· . . . B.g Sensaeo that ~rked behind stage at the College . . . But don't take him too another trunki'Ul of piNure.s · · Die.k tv.m lr. P..oy Hall' . . . It's rumored De Paul auditorium": . . Several serious Doc. remember--Ta:d ~ . . . claims the,y'll hsxe to D'tO'\"t" the bt~ tt.LU. a. heart iB breaic~:z in 217 coeds are ineligb1e for this weeks con- "tVouJdn't be afraid to bet that 'Erbie out if Jim reta.ins his popularity in 'i ou ought to burn t..OOse letters. test . . . And how about that cake Hoover is sorr)· that he ever a.n.s"-""er- Fort \Yayne . . . Bu...~ma.n~ m;~,..ste..l"-­ SweetieOOy . . . COO •. COO . . COO we were supposed to get. Miss---'? ed that first letter from an alumnus 1ous c_yniral room-att- has laffen for .. But tbP.: other hal! of 2211 has it . ..Tom Kelly i5 considering se,·er- of Kankakee ~a co-ed by the way1 the Campus Qe-en .. If his action in tad. W.1 . .Jackie is a.l.so the proud al radio offers . . . his debut from the Xow. 'Erbie. :you'll have mon? Cbc&e,.C"Q mes.n anythin..._~ . . . .:\nd pr~r (){ a SJILply dnir.e e;:. tJe Bismarck was a big success . . than Just "time on you r hands" . .

Bushman is telling us all about him()f jt>y to tht:: form o! a greeting card I Jack Benny had better look to his ''The Minonk Express" is back in our . st:lf . . tr)i.ng to make the column Nhkh g~ S()mething like thi.s. . . we';.-e been hearing . . Who wants laurels . . .

Tom has that romatic midst after a rather lengthy vaca- . . . . but he-'s the editor and he can Th..IB gr~U.ng, u the smallest part. the inside dope on Technocracy? .. sort of personality . . . he's had sev- tion. during which he had his teeth censor anything we wnte so not.hin.g' Ot all the wUhes tn my heart'' . . . Byron, ~olan.. and :\f.cGrath are auth- eral requests fo r an autographed fixed in Tulsa and hls pan t s pres.se-...i doing . .. an~vhow he's in th e society Wba.t POWERS that boy pos esses onties oo the subject . . . Debater.! photo already . . . . uch popularity ! in K aosas Clty . . . Cronin was late column . . Oh. by the way, Rue ts The em1gTanta are returnmg one by ! are held at regular mten.·als i.n that must the dese rved . . . College ctis- in 'returning also. but when it b.?- gett..i.n.g all pepped up for anothe r <..D'! • • . re:aervallona tor hammock den of sin at the north end of the cipline is not so tough, afte r all . came known that he was back \Yes-~ wedding party . . . M cGra th ls t'\:.'adtP~ in P..oy are bemg receJved daJly second corridor . . . The one who can The nurses of a local hospital must tern Union stock ''~ent up ten points ing this O\·er my should~r s.nd he the late~t dope 1~ that Ed Hunt shout the loudest alwa}'"S \"\ins . . . also suffer "campus terms•· . .

For . . . he has gone m for Ion walks seems interested ... Ne'\·er· ~'tUn w lll ('"T1t'W1llaw"• to YOU} has finally found I Byron is away ahead . . ~Ve're get- vtri!ication of this fact you might in- no,v. but he always makes sure to l\lac pick up a lady's bundle on thran equal to Tommy Ahem • . . he tiilg tir ed of tak.in.

• g crack_s at .. Meat- quire the same of Degnan and Rute- , pass a certain residence . . . while streets. eithe ... \Ye know lots more Jr.-ea bJs bJ1.ChPJor standing !:1 a few balls'' Gorman but the hatrbrush that cki, whose recent explorations led there's life there's hope . . . Bill Ulings that we can't pnnt fo r very da~ wb~n PowerhOU!II~ Rue . rommo:1- be got for Chnstmas deserves men- them to the vicinity of "good old Fleming has lost that worned look. good reason so w e're going to call a ly known aJJ ''Apoll()'·. ''Curly" and t1on anyhow . . . And now. ladies and SL Mary's" . . . Oh! Nurse! . . . too . . . Tom \Yhelan finally remem- boll for this issu e.

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The day hops. out of about seve told that the Chic~o s t udents held games played v.ith the Roy Hall sway at the La Salle ho el on th' crews since last year. have been nc tGrious in but one skir mish. The p~­ pects for any ot the day bop quin tets being near the top of the league I standmg seem doubtful but.. thank &OO<lness, not hopele=

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Now that hrstmas is over, ~IcGrath wonders what Santa Claus will do for a living. "J-Iiddleton claims that he'll probably work for his brother, ~anta Fe. And talking a bout th is pair of room mate~, d1 d yo u ever associate th eir first names--J ack and Gtll. Th at calls f or a poem: Jack and Gill Although both Nil Are happy just th e same Says Gill to J ack Just r emember tha t crack Which says "Wh a t's in a name" Once upon a time, on e of our alumni w as invited out to din ner and ate too much blue berry p1e. Tha t sam e night he ; uffer ed for h!s gluttony-he h ad ~ terrible nightmare; t he bed was a httle buggy, so he h1tched t he mare to th e buggy ,and took a ride. The ride came to a stop before th e throne of Lucifer in the inferna l region<J Right away our alumnus- let's call him "AI", descended f rom his chariot, and bega n ordering the imps a bout.

Lucifer t ried to interfer e, but AI waved him aside. He imm ediately proceeded to f ire some of the imps, and dema nded mo re speed on the shovels. Finally Luicfer became indignant. He oppro ached AI and demanded to kno w wha t was th e big idea, saying-"You act as though you own this place". "I do", replied our AI, "my wife gave it to me on earth".

And the other day "Baron" Foohey was telling about the time he was captured by the Indians. George unbelievingly asked "What Indians ?" "Why, the Cleveland George, of course, Indi ans, George", says the Baron. wanted to kno w what happened then. Well, says the Ba ronTh ey put me in a teepee Teepee that was dark a nd creepy Teepee where I couldn't sleepy Even though I counted sheepy • '' Printed by special permission of the copyright OWners, dear old P a ramount.

A combination of Clancy's, LaRoeq,ce's and Walkowiack's lads trimmed Hunt's team by the \irtue of one point fo r the only vi ctory of the study hall boys since last year Sprietzer and his gang tripped Walk owal ck's c&.gers afte r the Roy H all captain su nk a last secon d side nip fo r the only near vtctory fo r the dodgers ove r the Roy H all Ba.sk e t eers.

-The so phomo r es a r e planning to s tage t hei r annu a l ho p F ebru ary 3 a t the Ka n k ak ee H o t el.

As f ar as pro ducing a good li me is co nce rned, th e affa ir will b e a su ccess. B u t being a fi nanc ial s uccess is anoth e r ques tio n .

1f the expenses can be whi t tl ed d own, and If the d a y s t u de nts and Roy H a ll s tudents coo pe ra t e to th e utm os t in m or e w ays than one, th e d a n ce will be some thing to write h om e abou,t .

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Both Ins truc tors f eel that they have gone over a great amount of territo r y in th e ir course and a re s ure th eir s tudents are prepared .

The e xams in other courses of the study hall will not be held.

There were too many appli cation.s to tak e the exams.

And we s aw one day hop out with the vars ity th e night of the Wesl eyan g am e .

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VIATORIAN

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VIATOR DEFEATS BRADLEY DEMONS FAST CAME DOWNS BLUETRIM LOCALS SPORT-SHORTS IN OPENER _________________ WESLEYAN U. 23-15 Final Score, Viator On Top

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The Champions hip of th e Intra· Mural basketball league will be de-

The firs t game on th e r oad f or th e

round, Iris h ba.s k e t ee r s end ed in d ef ea t wh en whic h is not a long way off. It was th ey we r e un able to t ake on th e M a originall y intended that t w o rounds comb T e a ch e r s after th e Profs h ad

SUBMERGED BY SCORE OF 27-21

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woul d be played ,bu t circumstances run up a 33 to 28 score on them. The

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Viator, th e Irish to the score of 23 t o 15. In a game that was r ep lete with thrills but which lacked th at old figh t of th e days when Eva r d , O' Malley, De laney and MsAllister lived throughout the basketball season with the one v iew to beating the Hilltoppers.

This year Weleyan broug h t a fighting team to the home floor .

It was a fightlng t eam but one which could not compare to the brilliant piece of defense a nd offense mechanism which Coach Corccoran placed on the floor.

• From the s tart of the game it looked as if the Titans would not have a look in o n the score and as the fin a l r esult showed this was the truth.

do not permi t , and therefore the possl bllity of playing another s chedu led round is e liminated. H owever, Fa ther Harbauer h as plans for a r ound-robin

Laffey Stars For Viator, Gibbs For Bradley

Irish were unable t o hit the stride Bradley Polytechni c Ins titu te, the that had carried the m through th e traditional en emy of the Fighting IrSaint Thomas and Tilino is Wes leyan is h of S a int Viator w ent down in d eg am es to victo r y.

Ev er y tim e that feat at the hands of a superbly wor k between the teams composing th e they started the Teacher s w ere ou t ing and fin ely coached basketball flvo l eague, and he in te nds to carry i t after them and through some superb t o a s core of 27 to 21.

From th e Close Contest j out after the f irst round of l eagu.~ g uarding on the part or the Macomb ve r y beginning of the game it looJ.c..

A lthough the Irish s pent the most p lay is a t an end. t eam the Irish were s t opped dead in ed as if the Irish w e re a trifle bett er par t of th e game trying to feel t h eir tracks.

Laffey starred for the than the Tech men and as the score themselves out in th eir first tries at Th e figh t has narrowed down, un- Irish by tallying up with two basshowed they were more than a triplays , L affey and Westray s howed til now there are but three teams kets in the firs t half and two mo r e fl e better .

The offense of th e Irishthe home crowd that they still had ! fighting it out fo r t.h e cove ted c rown baske t s and a free throw in th e men worked on e very play and the t he ir eye and kept the K e ll yrnen busy of the league; namely, M c Nally's, last s tanza. Fo r the Teach ers, Short Techmen had to rely on th eir long s topping them.

No lan's and Spreitzer's wi th McNal- ran wi ld and dropped in six baskets . sho t s t o garner the 21 points which In th e first half the game was l ly's boys th e f avo rites to cop.

Hi s In the last half he was d ropp ing them they had. n ip and tu ck throughout with neith- team r emai ns undefeat ed, and leads in from every angle on th e floor d es Gibbs of Bradley was the high point er team holding more than a two Sp r eitzer's by one game, and Nolan's pite the fac t that he was w ell gua r d If McNally's team ed.

H is eve ry shot mark ed up a man of th e evening with fiv e baskets poin t le ad at any one tim e. It was by two g ames. not until well in the last quarter that k eeps up a t it's present pace, there sco r e.

Aiding Short was the speed y and two free throws while Laffey, star the De Paulians showed the s ame is no doubt but th a t they will f in- forward of the Macomb Normalm en, of the Viator t eam ran a close secTitans T r ail ond with t en points gained with five In th e first half the visitors wer e ou tburst of s team that won them ish t he season with an unblemished Grigsby who ran up a score of 14 Baker, Viatorian lanky points with four baskets and fiv e baske t s. able to gather but two baskets and their t wo othe r games against Via- reco rd. cen t er, brough t up his total of points dropping free tosses out or five attempts. they wer e not given a chance at a to r l as t year and began Probably t he most thrilling game Karr for the Saints kept well up by drop ping in three bask e t s and makfree throw.

Th e Viatorians w ere them in from all points on the floor. ing good in three out of four athard at work in this stanza and In a vain attempt to stop the charge, played thu s far, was that between in the scori n g by makin g one field Karr and t empts at charity tosses. through the efforts of the two bas- p ersonals ap lenty wei-e marked up N olan' s "Nimble-Nymphs" and Ma- goal and three free throws in th• Three over- fi r st half but after thi s rampage he Murga troyd, who were the defense k ets of Westray, the three f r ee tor th e Irish with Bake r being put honey's "Baloneys". men for the Irish played a fin e game throws and one baske t by Laffey and out o f the game and leaving Wes- tim e periods were r equired t o settl e was held sco r eless in the las t half. not only on the defense but on the the buck et and free toss by Baker, tray and Murgatr oyd on the edge of the st ruggle which s t arted off with Murgatroyd was h eld to no score but offe nse, gathering four points beBaker and Mur gatroyd a bang and ended in a f uror , Ma- pl ayed his best game at the defense the Iris h were able to r omp into the leaving. t ween t hem. dressing room at the half with the w e re unable to garner any points honey's boys finally winning out by and h eld his man to one ' basket. HarThe Peorians were not abl e to consco re standing at 12 to 4 in thei r t h r o u g h th e whole game, with H ard- a 16-13 count, and toppling Nolan's ding r eplaced Karr in the last part in g co ming out with three free team out of second place in the of th e third quarter and in th e s hort nect up wi th their free tosses , and f avor. throws out of six attempts. standing. time that h e was In was able to score they made but th r ee ou t of nine atLocals Supreme The Wesleyan team came out in P r omise Good on two long s hots.

Dexter went in tempts.

Mace and Davis the highly th e sceond half in a hurry and were The Irish show a smooth running Walkowiak's t eam has won only fo r Laffey but was check ed upon too touted aces of the Bradley outfit wer e able to bring their scor e up t o 10 be- attack thi s year that will probably two games, but in each of th e four close to be able to gain any points. not able to get started while under fc r e the Viatorians started in on some wea r down the defen ses that any he lost, the winning margi n was - a B aker again went through th e Ma- the watchful eye of the Iris h d efense serious work both on the offense and team in the Little Nineteen Confer- matter of only a few points. To date comb team and with hi s freak s ho ts and had to rest content With s t opping th e d efense.

Laffey started the sec- ence can put up .

The defense of his is the only team that has really from ridiculous angles from under the the Viatorians without making any ond half by dropping in a long shot the Iris h did not work as well as g 1ven MsNally's basket ee r s a n y trou- bac k board was able to accoun t for points.

Davis was thrown out of and followed this by also to ssing in us ual but this can be explained by b le.

H e lost to that group m the three f leld goals the game m the fo urth quarter by two charity throws. With the g ame the fac t tha t they were overtopped fmal mmutes of p lay by a close score Th e str en g th of the t wo t eams was fcur pe r sonal fouls and was r ep laced gaining a bit of the old time s pirit by th e men from the Wi nd Ci t y. All of 17-1-i. shown by the score at th e half wh1ch by Getz w ho chalk ed up two baskets th e Titans wer e able t o make three of the coaching effor ts wi ll now be ,~ s tood at 18 to 13 m fa vor o! the and a f r ee throw free tosses out of eleven tri es. If directed to the perfecting of the ma- 1 K elly's t eam, which was picked Macombers There was a f iv e pomt It looks as if this year shows that th ey had made all o f their a ttemp ts chin e in an at t emp t to humiliate the f r om th e outset to cop the prize and dlfference between the t eams at both all of the in t ense nvalnes between th ey cou ld have ti ed the Viatorians, Chicagoans when they meet again in wh ich lost its first four starts, fin- ! th e half _and ~t the end of the game. the Little Nineteen t e ams are falJlng fo r the Irish had made all of their Chicago on the seventeenth of Feb- a ll y broke into th e column this week Th e Insh Wl ll not have a chance to off.

None of the bitte r intensity nine free throws .

For the r es t of ruar y. by trouncing Walk owiak's basket ee rs avenge themselves for this defea t for was present in this b att le whJc h in the gam e the Iris h w er e able to Box Score 32-10.

K ell y can fi nish w it h a per- th e t wo teams do nOt mee t again thi s the past was always looked forward k eep th e Bloomingtonmen well under Saint Viator F .G. F.T. P.F. c entage well over .500 should h e win year.

The Irish w ill h a v e to tak e to as one of the best and most Wgh 4.

2 o all his r emaining gam es. At least , out the grud ge on the othe r Littl e ly spiced g ames of the Confe r ence t heir w a t ch and out-s id e of on e bas- L affffey l< et tossed in by Munday as th e game W estra y 3 0 he has th e high-scoring lead er on hi s N'm et ee n T eam s that they will m ee t season.

Bradley w ill not have anended, the g reat W es leyan t eam was Ba ker 0 0 4 squad; Hayes is leadin g th e scorers during the r est of the season. o th er chance to get a t the throats stopped again and in h is tory the s core j h<furg atroyd 0 3 with 37 points, to date.

M a guire, Saint Vi a to r <28 l F.G. F .T. P .F. of the Irish five until the latter part of th e game goes d own in th e favor K a rr 1 o of Mc Nally' s five is but a f ew points L affe y 4 1 0 of F ebruary w h en the two t eam s m eet of Saint Via tor 23 to 15- W es leyan Harding 0 below H ayes .

W es tra y 2 0 3 on th e Viat or floor. a g ain met and again beat en .

D exter 0 o Ba k e r 3 0 2 Box Score 1 Atkins Box Scor e 0 The Ind ependent team of Roy Hall K a rr ~ ~ Saint Viator . ( 27) F .G. F .T . P .F. 0 o h a s mad e a fine showing in th e two ~::~~troyd Laffey ::, 0 Saint VIator. (23 ) F.G. F .T. P.F. O' Conno r 0 3 0 0 - - - - -- gam es played thus far . In th e firs t ' Hardi ng 0 Laffey 5 1 8 5 12 en counte r , they defeated St. Stanis - H a rding 0 Bake r We s t r ay 0 2 3 3 De Paul F.G. F .T . P.F. laus 15-14.

Their second v ic tory K arr B a k er 2 1 0 2 12 4 10 Krau se o was e ve rwh elming, wh en th ey d eM t Karr 0 1 2 0 0 1 fea t ed Chebanse 36-22.

Hayes, Ma- Maco mb ( 33 ) F.G. F.T P .F. urga r oyd Ga r s ky M urgatr oyd 0 0 3 0 3 g uire, N o lan and Sullivan w er e out- Short 6 0 0 Westray W es ton H a r ding 0 0 0 Lauritis 3 s tandin g in the first t wo s tarts of the Gri gs by 5 1 0 D exte r 0 0 11 6 Dood y 0 0 s eas on.

Th e I ndepend ent t eam was D a y 0 0 O'Connor Bradley Po ly. ( 21 ) 0 0 2 o riginall y coached by Ralph Karr, Lo ve 1 3 - - - - - - - I Shay S t e ph ens 0 0 1 Barsk is 0 1 but was r ecentl y take n unde r th e d i- \Ve ils 0 Handl ey 10 0 0 L ens k y o o r ection of Don And er s on, w ho has Hi ggs G ibbs 5 3 I ll. W esleyan. (1~) F .G . F .T. P .F . S a nd a lready sch eduled seve r a l h o m es gam~· 0 0 11ace 0 0 Bodman 0 0 0 12 es f or th e t eam , t o be played a s p r eDavis 0 0 4 K aso vilk a 1 0 0 Refe re e : W ilfo r d. liminaries to th e Va r s ity ga m es.

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Conroy Th e Bowlin g to urnament has en dH en r y 11 M iss Ma r g are t H oover w as a vis ed , b u t th e Winning t eam w as on ly R efe r ee : Millard.

Munday J ames H unt. '33 , confined to the de cided afte r a playoff be t wee n th~ ito r in K ank ak ee th e w eek e nd of Ump ir e : And e r son .

W ege r 1 0 infirmar y fo r s eve r al week s with in- two t eam s captained by Ji m F oo hey Janua r y firs t.

During thi s time s h e Wolge muth 0 flu e n za was a ble to r e tu rn t o hi s and Geo r ge Fleming , th e latter f inal- vis ited he r b r o ther, R a lph Edson S tu ck ey A n d s t ill anoth e r tournam ent . B u t 0 h om e for the Ch ris t mas vaca tion and ly winni ng ou t over hi s "frie n d H oove r . t h is is a bi t di ff er ent fro m what w e is no w a t t en din g classes on ce mor e. roomy" .

No. They didn't s plit the J ohn Comi s k ey, '34, und ervvent an h a v e seen In pas t y ears.

A ro ta ti on M iss R osan n a Go r man, ' 33, was ill p r iz e. They' r e n o t t ha t t y pe of room- ope r ation fo r remov al of th e a p penpool to urn ament, whi ch is und e r th e R efer ee : W . Smith . fo r seve r a l d a ys with a se ve r e case m a t es . dix at S t. Mar y's hos pital , Kankak ee. d1rec ti on of Mr. E m me rson Dex te r , Umpire: Sab. of t o ns ilitis, but bas now r ecovered H e has s ince im proved to the extent and m akes the tri o of Go rman s mil es ,, And ~.h a t' s about a ll until af t er t he of r e turni ng to h is h ome in Sour- who, in ci d enta ll y is a fa vo rite to wi n .

W ell , w hy no t . H e's th e housemanI?ATRONIZE OUR ADVERT! ERS comple t e. exams . j bonnais. and- lu cky.

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In an att empt to avenge themselves fo r th e t wo defeats suffe red at the h ands o f the Blue Demons of De Paul the Saint Viator baske t ee rs wen~ o ut to win their first game of the year but despite the ir fine playing they were not enough to measure up to th e long shoo tin g of Kra use a nd Wes ton of the Chicagoans who we r e in the main r es ponsible for the Irish clef eat with a score of 29 to 21.

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SOSIAS MEETS HIS DOUBlE JAJ~lE S SWEENEY

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The new orchest r a which has been under the dJ r ecUon of Mr. Adolf l (Note: This is an attempt to pu t Sc.o.: Does he s mell m e eve n ? H e's Lesczwicz f or several weeks b as colloquial La t in of Pl autus in to t he a w izard ! now reached the poi nt wher e it may modern di t to.) " Th e Amphitruo" Me r .: My fi ~ ts i~ch fo r a f ig~t !

ed the m emne r s fo r their interest, a n d s t ated that , in vi ew of the fac t tha t th e sco r e had al r ea dy been p u r ch ased , th e Socie ty w ould produ ce

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chestra a re hi g h in th ei r praise. Tha t n ew m ember s th e orchestra has been greatly 1mproved.

It now boas ts of mo e m ember s .

J ohn Donal d Hick ey is th e "Kitten on th e Keys' '. Soucie and Berger provide th e brass element; the violins are Miss Mar y CruJs e and Mr. Joseph Bomba, and Miss Harriet Gillette is at th e cello.

Mr. Shukes s trums the banjo and Mr .

Walter Bomba handles the drum s with masterly technique. Earl O'Mara is the one who provides that sweet harmony from the sax.

Those who ha ve h eard the n ew or- ~ ~bestra are hi g h in their ~raise . that 1t has plenty of rythym Wlll be proved on the occas ion of the Sorority Party which has been promised.

t he pretty The ban m a tron, Al cm ena Mer .: A voice flies past my ea r ! whose soldier-hus band w as that s am e Sos .: Darn it! Wish I'd clipped th e ni gh t r eturnjng from a camp a ign in wings on my birdlike voice. a di s tant land .

The gen e ral had Me r.: Can't recall whose it is; but stnt a h ead his tru s ty s lave, Sos ia, to it 's beatin g against my left ear. tell Alcmena that th e hubby ha d at Sos.: Hot dog! He desn't know m e; las t returned. Mercury w as bowing I thought I was gon'na be beat, not him self away from the house jus t as my voice ! ~osia came up the path, lantern in Mer.: He has nerve! H e's coming hand .

Now this god is young and this way. high-spirited; things up on Olympus Sos.: I'm afraid; in fact I'm a bsowe re not as bright as might be ex- lutely scared! (shivers) But I gotpected.

Juno was wearing a frown •ta talk fas t and tough if I am to a block long; Thalia was crac king k ee p his hands from my face! jokes that actually smelt of the Ark. Me r.; Who are you? Slave or man?

Melpomeme was in the I mperial InSos.: That a ll depends on bow I f1rmary with pneumonia contracted fee l. the time she went to see Neptune and Mer.: You don't say so! forgot her rubbers; even Terpis chorc Sos .: I do!· suffe red f rom Athlete's foot. In fact Mer.: You cr ook! th e whol e catalogue of gods , goddessSos.: Liar!

GOPHERS FALL es and goddlings were driving MerMer.: I'll tear your sassy tongue IN FURIOUS mad with the des ire of some- from your check.

CAGE SCRAP cury thing new.

He seized upon th e opSos .: You can't it' s s tuck there Coming back with vim after losing portunity suggested by the appear- pre tty fast! to DeP a ul th e Viatorians nosed out ance of the s lave, a lone in a dark · Mer : What d'ye wan t aro und here ? th e Saint ThoVJ.S.S t eam in a ti g htly neighborhood, with a lantern fo1· hi s Sos.: That any of your business? fou g ht battle to the tune or 29 to 28. only protection. Me rcury decides upMer.: Look out you don't get a The s core was all that it indi cates, on a little joke. He ass umes a hu- beating! You wi ll if you don't beat from the opening wh istle to the ctos - man s hape as like the slave's own it! ing g un the Irish a nd the Thomi s ts pe r son as the most highly polished Sos .: Say, are you trying to chase did e verything but hit eac h othe r with mi1:ror might ref.le c t: Plautus de- me from my own house. th e referee. l s~ nbes t~ e scene 1n his own w a y. The Me r.: This your house ?

Close g uarding on th e pa rt of both l dialogue IS clever, snappy and made Sos.: Of course! .

Me r.: Go on! You JUSt came this t eams did mu ch to bring th e sco re to up of quic k g ive and take. wh e re it s tood for it was a game in . ~Front yard w~ere both m en are I morning, .full of lies in a patched u p 1 whi ch both t eams had to r esort to vtsible to the audience; ye t th e s lave bag of tri cks . a lon g shots to e ven up the score. do es not see Me rcury, who s ee him. ) Sos.: Doggone it!

I came in long shots to even up th e score. Wes- Sos ia: I must tell Mrs . Al cmena what pa t ched up tuni c, not a bag . tray led the s coring fo r the Irish t h e boss wants me to (Suddenly sees Me r.: Liar! You came in your shoes , throws.

Nom ejko was the shining :Mer cury leaving house). Ye Gods ! not your tunic! (socks him hard.) lig ht for the visitors with fiv e bas- Who's the guy on the front porch so Sos .: Ouch! I beg your pardon. k e ts to w~n the s coring honors for la te at night! Something fishy here! (Ducks another.) the evening.

Mer.: There's nobody here, you Me r.: Do you still call yourse lf With Saint Thomas leading 17 ta l jt·llyfish!

Sos ia? (sock) Who am I ? lti at th e half the Irish went to worl< Sos.: (to himself) I' ve a feeling he's Sos.: Ouch ! and an up th c to 23 before th Me r.: You'll holler louder still in seco~d half s tl~~:e minutes old. I~ j la ying for me! a minute (bang) now whose slave are was during this time that the Thom- ~ Mer.: He looks scared: 00 'V I'll y0 u ? ists began to worry and started to bav.e some f~n with him.!

(Makes Sos.: Yours, if your fists say so. showmg g r eat H e lp! h elp! ,d o a little rough work, g iving the va nous mot10ns Corcoranmen eight f ree throws out stre ngth, flashes teeth, etc.)

Mer.: Don't s cream, snake! Whos~ Sos .: Gosh! Those teeth mean bus i- m a n are you ? of which the Irish made good on three. ness i Looks like he plann ed a ·:,ang Sos .: The general' s , I say!

Murgatroyd and Baker both mad e up' dinner party to cele brate hom eMe r.: You'll dance for that; I. not their first points of the evening after coming.

Last night I stay up with you, am Sosias ! being held basketless during th e De- th e boss ; this morning this guy puts Sos.: Alright, the gods made you P a ul fray.

Laffey and W estra y were m e to sleep on his knuckl es. I'm sure bigge r than m e ; so you can be Sosi a , as usual the thorn in th e side of the in a pickle; Egad! be's got s ize and if you want! opponent and did much to harass muscle.

Me r.: Take that back ? th e defense of the Thomists by totalMer.: Wait 'till he h ears this! he's Sos.: I refuse to commit myself! ing twelve points between. H a rding in for a real s care ! (In loud voice, M er.: Who's your boss ? r eplaced Karr but was unable to mark pre tending not to see the Slave ) Get Sos.: Who d'you su ppose? any score, but worked in w ell with l g,oing paws~ you ain't had a meal 11e r.: You said tt_e gene ral! (socks th e Irish defense machine.

Th e Irish in a dog' s age. It's time to eat; y es- him.) in this g ame showed that they work- t e rday we put four guys to s lee p!

Sos. : My e rror, I meant to s ay h e ed best und er stress for every time Sos .: Wow! here' s where I change was not!

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my nam e from Sosia. My name is P ete.

He said our am en; hope h e do esn ' t increas e that scare.

Me r.; Ho, hum, g uess we'll make it five thi s mornin g .

Sos.: H e ti g htens his belt; H e's t ori a ns for th e two teams do not m ee t again thi s year. c learing fo r a c tion !

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Alumni Notes

Rev. H arris A. Da rc he, pas t N a tional Chaplai n of the Am erican Le-

g i on, and promi nent Vi a t or alumnus,

de li ve r ed a lec tur e t o th e m ember s of the Kank a k ee post of th e Legion las t

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ove rture with complete orchestra l eff ec ts upon th e piano.

Mary Cruise, how ever, found it impossible to r ef rain from plinking an inquis iti ve fm ge r or two upon the k eyboard , so the thing was called a two-piano arrange m ent and everyone's face was saved.

The title of "The Mikado" is taken f rom the principal character, who, in case any of you are in doubt, is the Japanese emperor.

The word "Mil{ado" is a corruption of Miltc Ado, and expresses the high regard held by the J a panese for t his able Iris h chieftain who concluded the firs t commercial treaty with their country.

Tryouts have been held fo r the principal role s, and while they have not as yet been a ssig ned, Jack Cronin and James Foohey are leading the field at th e three-quarters post with Ed Hunt an d Don AndersOn, running neck and necl< , la ying third by a length and a half.

We hope to be able to announce th e winn e rs with complete pay-off information in a future issue of THE VIATORIAN. _ _ _ _ _ _ __

week . F a th er Darche told his a udience th at h e con side red his tim e in se rvice t o th e ve t er a n 's org anization as h aving been w ell spent.

R ev. Dr. Fulton J. Sheen, '17, S. T. D., Ph . D., LLD., h ead of the Depa rtm ent of Apo logetics at the Catholic Univ e rs ity, is now engaged in d elive ring a se ri es of sermons on th e Catholic Hour over theN. B. C. network, e ve ry Sunday afternoon at five o'clock.

Dr. Sheen's discourses 'Jf last year on th e s ame program have es tablished bim as an orator and prea ch e r of national prominence. For Sunday, January 15th, Father chose ''The Eme rgence of Morals " as his s ubje c t.

Edward E. Gallahue, ' 27, form e r Business J\1anage r of the College, and J. A lle n Nolan, '29, Instructor in Speech in 1930-31, hoth returned tc th eir resp ective hom es in Illinois during th e recent holiday vacation of Catholi c U nive r s ity. Both of thes e w ell kno wn alumni a re studying for their Doctorates, having been awarded K. of C. s cholarships for scholast1 c excellence.

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Dignitaries Officiate His Eminence, George Cardinal :M unde lein, pres ided over the ceremoni es and later delivered an address to the ass embled Holy Namers. Mos t Reve r end Bernard J. Sheil, tbe au......:iliary bis hop, and one of Viator's mos t outs tanding alumni, pontificated at Benediction.

Most Reverend J. H .

Schlarman, Bishop of P eoria, who came esp ecially to hear Father Maguire, was one of the man y other prom inent ecclesiatics in th e sanctuary.

S e rmon Summary In hi s s ermon, Father Maguire traced th e Church's position as a prot ector and defender of the common p eople and the laboring c lasses down throughout the ages.

He pointed out the various enc'yclicals that have

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R e v P a tnck J F a rrell, '23, former Viator sport s tar, and now assistant pas tor at Holy Trlni ty Parish in Bloomington, is enjoying a very su ccessfu l season in .coa cbing the Trinity Hi g h quinte t.

H e is being assisted

by J ohn Callans , captain of Wesleyan 's 1932 cage e ntry.

Ve ry R ev . J. W. R. Mag uire, C. S . \ 1., President of the College was th e principal s peaker at th e Archdioes an obserya n ce of th e Feast of th e Hol y Name, h eld in the Ca thedra l in Chi cago las t Sunday evening, January 8th. R e presentatives of the So ciet y from the various paris h branches in th e city, suburbs, and outlying communities throng ed the big church long before the services began.

Th e R everend Patrick C. Conway, was ordained at Rome on the feast of the Immaculat e Conception, Decembet eighth, 1932.

"Buss" Brockman, ':10, ::~pent the latter part of the w eek visiting with old friend s at the College, and att ending the rou s ing game with Wesley~. H e is now attending Kenrick Semmary, Webs ter Groves, Mo.

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--Mr. and Mrs. L. F. Winterhalter

announce the birth of a ·daughter, N"ancy Jane, January 8 , 1933.

Fr. Myles Hoare, of the Newman Foundation at the University of l Uinois was a r ecent visitor at the College. !

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Mr. J a mes Flynn, '30, in the coJ;npan y of his two brothers, John and bee n promulgated in this regard , and Cha rl es, was on th e campus for th e called particular attention to the sug - Illino is \Vesleyan game. g es tions of the Holy Fatl1er, Pius XI , M er.: Of course, how could h e be, whi ch advise a program of praye r , if he's m y boss. Yo u mi ssed th a t ac tion, and sac rific e for the laborers .

Rum or has it tha t W e rner Salg, iJea ? ' 3 2 and Miss Gr e t a Ca rdos i have made Sos. : I wish yo ur knuc kles had All who were fortunate e nou g h to t<Se of a marriage license they obmissed m e hea r th e se rmon w e r e a g reed that it 1 Me r .. who you tho ug ht ! °\:;.l you we re a mmute a g o 1 I d Sos. : A ll I ask is a ~hance to talk labor p:oble m s as Father Mag uire. a n co ng ratu lations in order.

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P.F. boa ting! wi t hou t yo u soc king m e. o Sos.: Say, who're you gon'na beat Mer.: I'll give you a minute to a r.yhow ? s peak you r p iece.

Mer.: Hounds, whoeve r comes in Sos.: I'll not speak if you don't 1 g ive m e peace. r ea ch, you must eat!

0 Sos .: Whoops! I ate too mu ch supMe r.: Talk f as t! I won't hit you! p E: r; I'm goofy toni g ht.

Sos .: I s that a promise ?

Mer. : H e's hardl y big enoug h to hit.

Me r.: Yes !

Sos .: Oh, Oh! He' s warm.in g up his Sos .: And if you break it?

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Me r . : Wonder if he'll s leep if I jus t t a p him g ently.

I should s m ash hi:3 bones if I bit him very ha rd.

Sos. : Whew! He's going to turn m e in side out and bac,k again. I'm a 3 g oner if he sees me.

0 Me r .: If th a t's a man I s m ell , it'3 t oo bad for him.

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Me r. : If I do , may th e god, Me rcury, s lay m e.

Sos.: Ah, now I can say what I like, you can' t touch m e ! I am the real Sosia.

Me r.: 'W'llat, again? (Socks Wm twice) Take that! (Sock) and that!

Sos.: I got you r promise, your treaty; oh, alright you win again!

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(Continu ed f rom Page One ) attend ed the C .Y . 0. bouts h e ld January 6th in the Stadium, Chicago.

R e v. Bro. Louis-Philippe Se nesac, prove t o be competent colleagues of C. S. V. , has bee n forced to s pend two :M r. H oover. d a ys in the infirmary due to infec CaJl For Recruits tion on one foot Mr. Nolan , de bate mana ger, ts still

================ Me r.: I win th en!

You are not Sosia?

Sos. : So you sa.y; but who a m I if not who I am.

Mer. : Well I don't want to be Sos ia anymore.

So n ow ys.u can be Sosia.

(Sock.s him again). (exit).

ma kin g an urgent plea for new memIber s. The B e r gin Debating Society l is open to all s tudents and all are ve ry cordially invited to attend the m ee tings on Tuesda y and Thursday afternoons of eac h week.

The com ple t e debate schedule fo r the current sea son will be published in ~Q e next issu e of the VIATORIAN.

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