St. Viator College Newspaper, 1932-04-15

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Superior General FINAL QUARTER BRINGS CAMPUS I STATE-WIDE SCHOLASTIC CONTEST WILL BEGIN FRIDAY, APRIL 22 POLITICS INTO PROMINENCE '----------Major Number Of Illinois Highschools Entered In Various Divisions; Reports Forecast Close Rivalry,

Hoover, Laffey, and Riley Are Mentioned As Candidates For College ==C=lu=b=O~ffi=c=e,===========::; The campus political cst.mpaign swings into ac tion with the c lose, singularl y enough, of the Illinois gubernatorial contest.

Aspirants for the office of College President are numerous and the contest promises to be one of the most closely cont ested in r ecen t history.

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For the office of president there are seve ral aspiring men. Of these Ralph Edson Hoo ver is quite prominent and is certain to poll close to the major portion of the College vote. (See Mr. Hoover for furth ~r info rmation on this s ubject. ) Mr. Hoover is from the large and populous town of Hoopeston, not far from Kankakee. During his thre e years in thi s institution he bas made a r ecord which will certainly influence the studen ts to cons ider him as poss ibly the strongest candidate for the position.

Has Filled Important Offices.

w ill g ive s imila r summaries of the other candidat es fo r thi s office.

James P eter Laffey, St. Viator's r epresentative on the A ll-Am erican football team, William Riley, pres ident of the Sophomore Class, and several other prominen t s tudents are we ll s upported.

YIATOR COLLEGE MAN DIES Rev. J ohn Henry Cannon, pastor of St. Mary church and chaplain of the s t ate reformatory at Pontiac who d ied last Monday morning, graduated f rom St. Viator co ll ege in 189l. H e

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in the seminary at Joliette, Canada and after his ordination he took hi' degrees in literatUre at the Univer s ity of Paris. Father Robe r ge h8£

the Interna- held the presidency of the J oli ett€: S eminary, and in 1913 he was called tional Ralations C lub on A pril 11 . to be assis t ant Provincial of the Miss ~mma ~. Gunther de:ivere? a Montreal Province.

The General I most mst~cbv.e talk on t~e Smo- Chapter in 1918 called him to assist Ja~anese s ituatlOn. She de~cTlbed the I the Superio r General in Belgium, and a ttitudes taken by the Umted States upon the death of the latter he was or1d po~~rs to- elected Superior General in the sumI and the othe~ great I wards the mternatlOnal cnSlS r e- mer of 19 22.

I s uiting from th e outbreak of hos I tiJiti es in th e Orient.

Recently r eI turned f r om the scene of the activi~ ties which she r elated, Miss Gunth er '-~ drew a graphic pi cture of the stubborn r esistance offered the wellequipped J apanese troops b y the dauntless Chi n ese Nineteenth Route Army.

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was well known by older residents of the comm unity and by the clergy of Kankakee county, , ,.

A lengthy tnbute to hIS hfe ~s a priest was contained in the Pontiac Leader, written by the Very Rev. John P. O'Mahoney, prOvincial of the Viatorian order and former president of th e college.

Open Forum H ;:::id.

A t th e conclus ion of h er speech, Robert No lan, pres ident of the cluh, declared open forum. This session was featured by the s t a r perform!' ance of Harold Rosens teel and Jam es O'Connell, local ex erts on the Far E t bl PT b Pro as e r~ d em. h ey were a ly as ~upp~r ~: k w ell ~ o~posed, by . r~ Ir en whose mtn cate ques George A. Rooney, 191 4, has been tlomng ca~sed g r eat admiration. Miss apPOinted judge of the probate COUrt Gunther, In conclu sion, lauded the in Chicago. !c lub for its acute interest in world . affairs. She asserted that she was The Vlatorian extends the sym- high ly pleased with the splendid orl patby of th e students and the fa c - ganization manifested by the body uJty to J oseph Reading 1917 whose 'th d' d I " of students. The Very R eve r end J. fa er Ie r ecent y.

W , R. Magu,'re expressed the appre -

Sponsored by St. Viator.

The Contests are being s po n30rcct

by St. Viator Coll ege in an effurt to oHer an intellectual l'onlp(:t: lllm t:> stimulate interes t in the affairs of the mind as it is s timul ated in the physical development. The Contests are expected to put interest in scholastic pursu its on a par with the interest in a thletics and to give longoverdue recognition to th e s tu df':1t who excel1s in some particular branch of education. In addition, th e contests wi ll awaken an inte r es t in a most practical, yet most neglec t ed form of high school education-public speech.

The interes t and enthusiasm wi t h which the sc hool s of th e state have responded to th e proposal, has mo re than jus tifi ed the attempt of the

Thomas Gill Middleton, Manager of t'1 E D ebate , who has alternated with J. the Burke Monohan as captain of the 6:~~s co~ap;:.r ~ifat~r~ ~:jO;~v~;ning Viato r n egative t ea m throughout the body of the institute, that the Very current seaso n . .. This is Mr. MlddleRev. F. M. Roberge, C. S. V., Su- ton's seco nd season in forensic activperior Gene ral of the Community ities and h e has achieved an en\-iable wou ld arrive at St. Viator Co ll egE record through his ability to d estroy the opponents' case \\ith most devasearly in June for his canoncial v isit. tating logic. l\lr. Middl eton, with Since t he saintly death of FatheI Mr. Hoove r , will de bate D ePaul over Querbes on Sep t em ber 1, 1859 t here Station \VLS, April 30. have been five successors 1:.') thE founder, the present Superior General being the Very Rev. F. M. Roberga, C. S. V. Father Roberge !s an extremely capable man to govern the destinies of the Clerics of St. Viator. He was a brilliant student It was

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Ens uing issues of The Viatorian

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Th e Oratorical Contes t s wi ll lik e\\-; se get under wayan Friday eve· 'l .1in g , for on that night the individual schoo ls throughout the state will be holding their elimination contes t s to determine their representati ves on the platform of th~ ~tate meet.

A corps of prominent men has' been secured by St. Viator to l)e present at the various school3 on that evening to select the r epresentatives and offer their ci"itical ]utlg ment of the work accomplished 11l the first of the meets.

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Mr. Hoove r has filled various im- I the Viator affirmatIve team, has finportant posts. In his Frosh year, he was selected to edit the Fres hman lshed a most successful season In iSEue of The Viatorian. In his So ph- forensics.

With Mr. l\oliddle ton, he omore year h e was apPOinted to he will uphold the negative of a debate th e Editor-in-Chief of this publica- with D ePaul University wblch will tiOD. This is a remarkable tribute be broadcast ove r station WLS a t to the great ability of the man in three o'clock on April SO. l\olr. Hooview of the fac t that, perhaps, ne ver b efore in th e history of St. Via- ver is the D emocratic nominee for tor Coll ege was a second year man President of the College Club. considered capable of filling this position of respons ibility.

Following this Mr. Hoover has m ost creditably handled the duties of Director of Publicity for St. Viator College. In short, intelligent judgment gives thi s candidate a large vote in the coming elections. We understand that Mr.) Hoover is running on the Democratic t,' cket , Othe r Candidates.

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Essay and Oratorical Contests. At :ha t time the prize essays from t he competing schools wi ll be sent to St. Viator College t o be placed before a committee of judges for final decisoon.

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Three Divis io ns of Speech.

Besides the Essay Contest, whi ch is state-wide there w ill be three d ivisions of s~ealdng. Th e Oratorical Contest has been divided in to Orato ry, Reading, and Ex t emporaneous Speaking.

Contes tants in Orato ry will writ e and memorize for delivery a t en-

The affair is a r esult of :.t. Cha1. , minute origi n a l o r ation on any s ublen ge from DePaul uni versity, and j ect they ~ay cho~se to .diSCUSS. C~nthe teams will discuss a ques tion testants m R eadmg WIll memOrIze as yet und ebated by either. Accord- and deliver some classic reading or ing to present plans, St. VIator w ill oration, either humo r osu or serious, l'phold the negative of the proPosi- l with the .ChOiC~ of subject again left tion "Resolved That the federal , to the d lscre tlOn of the studen t or gov~rn ment ShO~ld en act legisla tio n · his ins tru c to r .

I T S b ' t I E te providing for the guarantee of bank I e n U Joo s .n x mpo. deposits," A vote of th e radio audiThe contes tants In Extemporaneence will be tak en to determin e the o us Speech wi ll be required to be 1},;nner s. prepared to s p eak on anyone of ten , s ubj ects chosen by the Faculty ComThe debate Will be a two-man ai - ffiittee of St. Viato r College. Thirty fair, each schOOl presenting two minutes before the Contest each men in constructive ~peeches of nine contestant w ill draw two ~ubjects minutes len g th and rebuttal s peeches from a hat. From these two subof five minute s . jects he w ill se lec t one upon which I

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"Mort y Brodi~e ~resented his Shades of Blue orC~lestra on the evening of April e ight to fea tUre the Freshman Frolic. He h elped to make th e affair one of the mos t pleasant of I th e social season. His music was Thomas Gi ll Midd leton and Ralph to speak that evening.

The s ubof a d ec idedly stately typ e. Only in Edson H oover will represe nt St. Via- jects assigned include a wide variety one or two instances with the inev!- tor College in this d e bate. of thou g ht and interes t , as is evi~ dent from th ei r titles: "The Value table "Tiger Rag" which eve ryone A Freshman seems s urpri sed that of a Catholic College Education, " must surely wish had never seen the S light of day in modern music. but after a recent dance a g r oup of co l- . hould I nterco ll egiat e Football be lege men went to a well -known Abolished?" "Should th e Elghteent!l which seems to be essential to a night c lub, and ordered milk. H e A men d men t b e R I de ?." "Th e D uepea we ll rounded program was the eve n ' Alphonse Slattery, 1912, visited the ciation of the College tf') ~'li ss Gunforgot, perhaps, that th e depr ession tie.s ,~~~ Responsibilities of Citiz~nCollege last week. ~'Ir. Slatter y is ther for her courtesy in coming from te~or of the evening's ente rtainment is on and milk is relatively ch eap. ShIP, The Pontificate of Pope PW3 now r esiding at 5537 Le Moyne A ve- Chicago to address the members of I heIghtened.

And also some people a r e funny that XI," "The Catholic Lay Apostolate," nue in Chicago.

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carry one for Barnum and Bailey compact is snowed under by Flemthis summer . . . He is true to Ius ing's GORGEOUS bra<:e1eL leisure class . . . there's a heart- !

--break in 213. too. Jim Lee is gone But perhaps he was inJIuenced by . . and, while we' r e at it, K en is something else, too.

Anyhow, be still "our good friend" . . . but we tells the s t ory something like this: WILL NOT pa.y a.limony . . . think "So I waiked into French Drama that Harry Rutecki and Joe Bomba and said, 'Your inamorata desi res to had something to do with our pfft see you'-and she ran downstairs ~o . . . did you eve r h ear a hundred ] look in the dIctionary! And she \s eigh t y pounder do a t ap -dance on a Senio r !" you r ceiling . . to th e accompani- 'I ment of a radio and a rockerl ess NOTICE TO THE FROSH rocking chair .. . it's an experience l OUR PERSONAL INVESTIGATOR . . . it·s O. K. now. tho'. Joe . . . HAS COMPILED THE FOLLOWING but please quit wiping the floor with STATISTIC: Moon . . . It recalls too forcibly the TUXEDOS AT ST. VIATOR condition of o ur own . now that there SECOND CORRIDOR FOUR. is no one to car e . . and he needs THIRD CORRIDOR,-NONE. a ll his energy to r epai r blow-outs on the road to Jo li e t .

I SEE HALEd Hunt and Harry Ruteckl have LIE ROSENSTEEL AND PETE a big kick to make. They bought LA FFEY . . . DRAW YOUR OWN their new s uits befor e they h eard of CONCLUSIONS . . . WIDLE HAND- I the nudist movement.

SOME JACK WEEPS . . . P e te __ won' t le t us in on tn e ins ide, but I Great tim es on th e second-and we'll bet that s h e DID cook that one Eddie O'Neil is at it agai n. Monawith h er own 'itty bitty han's . . " han seems to be getting a ll the he had one hand o n hi s stomach I[ benefi t now. Seems that Eddie arose when he came in, a n yhow . . . see the other evening, took a ll th e covthat t he tooth's back . . . Happy ! er s from his bed, put 'em on MonaDays . . . did you eve r notice how I. han, and went back to sleep on the Doc Meany resembles a cherub bare mattress. Burke says it's O. K . asleep . . . s ig n on Ahern's room J as long as Eddie Sleeps ON the bed

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Address a ll corres pondence referring either to adve rti sing or s ubsc ription to . . . "Mike's Place"' . . . unde rstand 1and transfers his cover:s . . . but he The Viatorian, Bourbonnais, Illinois. from th e Doctor t hat Spring and i dreads the day when Eddie goes to attendant evils has Ed Hunt in its sleep UNDER the bed and has a lEnte r ed as second c lass matter at the Pos t Office of Bourbonnais, Illi nois. g ra sp see ms to be g r asping a truistic dreams. unde r th e Act of March 3rd. 18 79 n umbe r of the boys. in fact PERSONAL. Bob Sp r ei tze r, of the Degnan-Spreitl\-tr. R o bert NOlan-young lady In Zf r s grabbing a letter and burning village possessing your handke rchief ACME PRINTING CO. 769 NORTH SCHUYLER AVE. it on our e ntrance . . honest , w e would like to m eet you. Correspondwer e on ly hunting a little chess ence may be carried on through game why Stu Baker'S sudden Briefs. Anxious.-Advertisement. interes t in China . .

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CONFECTIONERY Greasing H ydrauli c Uft Emil Boudreau & Son, Props.

a nd "did you say De Pauw or .De Handsome Jack McGrath is r e- :==============~ Paul?" . Burke Monahan bhss- vealed in a new role . J ack doesn't · fully s leeping under a sign " Please favor in cluding girls in the Junior Do Not Distu rb Body. No t D ead. P art y-"Just think of the t em ptaJust Sleepm g".

George Bachman tions th ey bring"- how fallen are Compliments of and John BImmerle staggenn g m t he archangels I from a SIx-m Ile walk . passing _ __ JOHN HICKEY one parll cular spo t no less than sev- I PERSONAL NOMINATIONS FOil en tImes. . for the delight of VIATOR HALL OF FAME Mortician Bac:-tman says Bim. fo r the ChIef Breeze-SeSSlODlst Frank THE HAPPY WARRIOR SPEAKS salisfac tlOn of John. says George . . I Wlrken. ThIS boy has done a great . .

JUfllor TUrner and Mlke BernatovIcz ! deal to foste r and encourage the ~ StatlO~l.SMITH broadca~ted a very speCIal ~essage and those six-o'clock, three-mile runs I gentle art of Breezing in Roy H a ll for each cItizen of these Umted States of Amenca. The I ' . . echoes of the Dance . . . Quinn Ihome of America's g r eatest sessionbroadcast was most remarkable for the fact that the ' is going to t hrow the next five-spot ists. His dissertations on "all things United Cigar Store speaker enunciated definite points, spoke as an individual [out the wi ndow . . . Mancini's great known and certain o t"er thin gs beFounta in & LUncheon Service d' .d I ' I 'd I .d I d t . conver satIOn . . . three yesses and a sides" have edified tho inhabitants of m IVI ua S In c ear an. UCI anguage, an uteI:ed no . general consensus.-let·s do tho Second Co rridor and greatly contruths. There was no evasIOn of fact, no attempt to hIde it again. . O. K., REMEl\mER I tributed to the physical. moral, spirComplete Line of behind trees of bombast, and no effort to consider the THE MONOGRAM CLUB ON THE i\ uai. h is tori c. and «~nomic upli't of Smokers' ArtiCles average American citizen to be a neal' relative of the 29TH if you think t hat Viator our privileged f ew. H e leads Marty arumal which has lead the Democratic Party through m en can't dance. ask H alf Pint JaCk- I Tooh ill by t w o ge3·.~.·.s and a split Corne r Court and Schuyler ~ uch fervid contests. son .. '. no. no n":,,,es thIS time . . . infinitive. " . I wonder if a certam fac ulty member Wolf- H oward It!JSi!J1s t eel. \-"'Id le W I'd espread surpnse was registered through thIS \vill break down and attend the ' I n (1t the most vor acio.;s man a t St. great d emocracy. To what W(l.S it due? It was, un- nex t one . . understand he was 1 Viator. the mira"" of where it nil doubtedly, caused by the apparent rift in the Democrati-:: quite in demand at this one . WhO ![ goes has long held us in its grasp.

Co nf~tlonery Grocerlea Party. But was it not most certainly the result of the was the co-ed-who call ed over 2966 Stuart Baker. J Un," r Turner. a nd unabashed manner in which the statesman presented the J. T . Greene and that seven t Y- I Jorry Terry con.,lln' I\n average of f'actual evidence along with the remedies which he con- cent call . . a nd cheap a t tha t. I' cne-half sli ce c,'oad more per ",Ltirlg Amedee J. LamalTe wasn't it lost, one purse coo- th 1.. siders essential to the bettering of the immediate situa- taining compact con taining "senti- an the youngs~.-, ut in s ta rtin.~ Bourbo nnais , Dl. t echniqu e and ge"e, ai a bility to tl'on? m ent" . . finder please return to handl e him self at the rail, thl!

America's political life ha '~ reached a most pitiful Evangeline Legris . . despite Ro- EJoomingtonlan is unexcelled. May Cigars Notions state. Congress is a figment of the imagination, and land Maguire and an effi cient ChO •..k - 1his other leg go hollow! what an awful state of mind would the founder of the room . . . THAT INTROV U0TIO"" I1 = = = = = = = = = = = = =

BY HERB SHEA IN MID -FLOOR Republic have been in to have, dreamed that anything . W erne r George Salg shining 'em 1 bearing the merest semblance to this parliamentary body up in the Candy Store . . Don ....................................... .

D e mand would ever be seen in the country for which he gave ev- Anderson and Marty T oohill ACME PRINTING CO· erything! Cynicism, satirism, contempt, and amusement arguing over who has the "':ligg-est· AI:seneau's Uniform "C'reatitlu "Pri nters" are the children of Congress. Quibbling is the pastime in time . . . Punch y Noonan and BREAD whe r e's the date . . "Oh, she's this august body ! Smith, however, evidently thinks it coming". . Roaring Robert Dela"ITS QUALITY SATISFIES" worth some endeavor to try to remodel the huge, mis- ney patronizing the Cand y Store.

G. ARSENEAU BAKERY Printing, Engraving, shapen thing in Washington and because he has spoken and Hallie Rosens tee l refusing to set G ree ting Ca rds, Office and Bourbonnai s. Ill. frankly and boldly he should retain a prominent place in pins.

RED WENTHE WORRYFactory Forms, Co l o red the nation's affairs. !NG OVEN, T HE !>lEW CANAlW Folde r s, Unique Die~Cut back to normalcy ..

Ed Gor Program Designs, Etc... wife . and family . but OR, man doing s upervised s tudy in Roy WHAT I KNOW ABO U T YOU . . . Hall .

"Say. Hunt. was Fathey Co m LIBERTY LAUNDRY all youse mugs . well, let's see Lowney in Theodicy?"

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Ba ck a g-ain R ~ the keyhole and approaching the job with some fear and trembling after the masterful work Jim Foohey did on this column last issue. . feel our job slipping take it easy, Jim, Utink of our grey hairs . and

Carl Lampe, our d. b. editor , What we want to know !S who should be shining soon it's s kating time again . Jim Dugan has cas t those two dry ';otes: hired out to the unemployed . . . and what a banne r-carrier he makes .:roe Degnan desires tv sul)mit his . tho' Jim says that there is no r esignation.

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Greatest Team In Recent Years PASTORF~~~U~~~PITAL WHEATON AND I

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The Very Reverend J. W. R. for first place in tne Mid-West DeMaguire Discusses Econo- Ibate League. Tieing with St. Viator mic Planning With The 1 " the top of the stan .. ngs are Au Aquin Debate Team. gU~~;;::s:a~~a ::::l~e~:~e;~s Tie Augustana has c. record of five vic-

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Whe:J.ton and Viator have forfeits fro~ Mt. MO~riS. College, ~hiCh failed I to compete In lI"! tercolleglate debate L this year, but th~ fo~eits have not been allowed as vlctones by the Lea gue. :M e tho ds T o D eter mine Dispute .

According to present plans, one of two methods will be used to d eter mine the championship. The Leagu~ f

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Three students and the debate coach of Aquina3 High SC_10o l of ChIcago held an afternoon open forum on this year 's debate question with t he membe r s of t he Bergin Debating \ He n Nola n o ne of Vi a t or's dlstin- Society on Wednesday aft ernoon, g:.lished so ns now att e ndin g the April 6.

J. Burke l't'lonoh a n, who for rh ,-. 8athoJi c U ni ve rsity o f \VashingtoIl, Kanl<akee's pa st t wo years has g raced the Vb,.. ~as eng:l.gc :1 in or a t o ri cal activi t ius Ver y R ev. J, W. R . M a guire A tte nds.

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~he Very R ever en.d J . W. :1. ~a- sugges t ion provides that S t . Vi ator gw r e, C. S. V., P resldent of St. Vla - ! a n d Wheaton mee t in a de ba t e, the t?r College and fac ulty a d.viser. in 1 winner to compete against Augu~c ..1arg~ of debat~, lea~ .~e dlSc . . ..sslOn tana for Ll-Ie title. St. Viato r , on m WhICh both the VISIting and the t he other hand, maintains that a fo rloc al debate r s took part . Brother J . ; feit should be accounted a vic t ory. ::: ••• :1: :;::;: W. S t afford, one of the greates t men . S1.,;.ch an interpretation of the rules to p articipate in forens ic activities at I would give both this school and - - - - - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . , .3t. Viat or was p r esent.

I \Vheaton a record equal to that of

" Favorite Son" who enter e d debating tor de batin g pla tform is g radua,t in g since his e ntra nce into College. Mr, N o lan has achi eved a re markable only tillS year has m aje a, m ost e n- this yea r and with hi s de pa rture g·oes reco rd in th e Ora t uri cal Contest.s h ehl v:abl e reco rd . one of th e most for cefu l de ba ters at n ,is ins tituti ,..,a a s w ell as h dxing ever to p a r t ici pa te in fo r en sic a~ti v i· 1\"1/1 fo r him seJt t he rcputlttion . ,r ti ps . l d ug a n inl h I .. ti g-ab!e de ha tf':-.

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John O'Brien

Harold Rosensteel

Vis itors Tie1 For C hampio ns hip. I August:tna and would allow a t ri T he visitors, who t ied fo r E1e I a:1gular debate to settle the title.

Catho li C Gir ls Debating ChampionPe nal t y S houl d No t Be Imposed. ship of Chicago, had read of the sucIt is the St. Viator belief that cess of the St. Via t or gentlemen in neither they nor Wheaton should be The New W o r ld; they came to t he I penalized because of the failu r e of College to secure f u rther information Mt. Mo rri s to debate. The local sugon t he s ubj ect of econo m ic p lanning. :;'estion is tha t eac h t eam s hou ld The visit ing de legation was com- com pee t e both affirmati ve ly and n egposed of ~1iss E. Louise Conner, Miss ative ly wi th a schedule to be arr angJ a n e Bevan, and M iss Virginia H ay- ej so that a ll s hou ld compe t e on t he den. T hey wer e accompanied by Miss same evening, one team of each 1\1ar y A. Wilkins who is thei r coach. school to appear a t home and one away from home. To date no thing has been defin itel., set tl ed as to thc

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Will BE APR!l29 ALUMNUS P .III J .'1 . L a Rocque, sharin6' hilh l\fr. F e rri s th e hono r of r epresentiu g t he comm uter' s sec ti on of the co llege on the team . has debated to r t w o yea rs a nd is recognized liS d~fficu1 t m a n to de feat wh ethe r he be upho ldin g t he a ffirma ave or the negative.

Jo hn O' Bricn . re presentat ive of thf" F re shman Class on thi s year's win · I.: jn g co mbin ation , p ossesses a con Y)ncin g de li vcry a n d a ver y a na lyt.i cuI min d whi ch will keep him 'JU th e pla tf orm for hi s rem ai ning three years s hould he C(l n t inue to develop hi s inte res t In th is activi t y.

H aro ld R osensteel, a S ophomore from Bloo min g t on, h as de ba:ed su cces sfull y seve r a l times durin g th e curre n t se:lsoll. This is Mr, Rosen-· steel's fir s t yea r in fo re ns ics a nd his s uccess a ug urs we ll fo r th e futur e two years yet a w a it in g him.

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Intra-lIural baseball teams have REV. F ATHER CLEARY The paper was unable to obtain a be.n orgamzed and are now campet· LECTURES AT VIATOR picture of Mr. Bushman for this is-

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awarded ~o the. Winne~ . . Difficulty ( During the past w eek the Reverwas expenen ced m the SimIl a r league I en d Father Cleary, de'ivered an inl'"! l t year due to the presence of commuters on the various teams teresting and instructing lecture on t:, i t"1eir inability to be pres- "The Catholic Church In Illinois." c ·~ t when t"eir teams p lay- Father Cleary is now pastor at P hil ed. As a result of this tl-Ie "Day- co, Illinois. Last year Father Clear y D'J'i ....ers" will be represented by a received his P h. D. with distinction t : am com1'Josed entirely from among from the Unive rsity of Illinois. Fat'1eir number and the rule of forfeit will be appli ed to them should th~y ther Cleary is an alumnus of S t. fail to appear for the scheduled coo- Viator and formerly conducted sevt~st.

This, it is thought, will void eral classes at this institution.

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Sheik-Paul LaRocque. A great dancer, a first-class s essionist, !:.c,n of a perfect hostess, th is mighty man gains his chief distinction from his I ability to c~,.\'d dates as much as five C1.onths in advance.

Get set for Christmas, Paul!

Cal:ney and Toohill prepar- I ing- For Greatest Attraction Of Social Calendar.

The post-Easter activities br ing to I

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Gym on the twenty-ni n th of t he cu r- - rent month. James Carney, athle ti c The Reve rend Joseph Thomas I'!:anager, has released this info r ma·· . H ealy, student at St. Viator Coll ege tion fol' publication with the r eser- f from 1925-19~G, celebrated his first vation that the date may be ad- Solemn Mass on Su nday, Apri l 3, at vanced to meet the reguireme n ts of ,n ine- t hirty in St. Peter's Ch urch of the sodal calendar.

Rockford, I llinois, A reception was he ld at Father Healy's home in Tno hiIl I n Charge. r:alJH~r indefin ite information r e- Che r.ry Vall ey, Illinois, on S unday lu teS t.~la.t Martin J. Tooh ill , prc'si. 1even mg. d~nt of the Co Il e.p."e Club. will lJe Studj ed A t Ro m e. g~·Jlp.l"DI chairman in char ge of t he Father H ealy s tu d ied a t th e North terp:scl!orean entertainment. It is American College in Rome for the said th·at Mr. Tooh ill wi ll import an I p ast few years. He received the ()I'(; ht str a from Bloomington, to f LlC- sac r amen t of Holy Orders in Rome !"llsh th e music for this affair. Dale on the twenty-seventh of October, Miller gave the college an excellent nineteen hundred thirty-on e.

The e-( ample of the perfect type of dance Very Reverend J. P. O'Mahoney, C. music furnished by Bloomingtonian S. V., Provincial, attended the ceremusicians and it is quite needless to monies at Rockford. urge the students to attend an affair when they are assured of such exDoctor- "You need a good lo ng cellent entertainment.

The Mono- rest." gram Club is certain to be host to Patient- "But I've been holding a the largest numbers of guests to at- government job for ten years." tend a Viator dance this year.

Christian Mon t h ly.

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H e's a pO li tician (?) y ou know! ,Via to r 's I play boy politician has bee n horne 'l five times in t h e last t hree week s!

W hat's the a ttrac tion Doc?

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"Six Poems For A She riff's Daugh- / t e r" -and we saw Miss Ad ams and s omebody e ls e reading t h em ! Oh m y !

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George Fle ming says ver y emPhat- 1 h ate pl of.- Fl om now on, all those who come late irally that ther e is no s ubs tance t o to clas~, coeds n o ~ excepted, must show their pink slips It he r ep ort th at h e h as f allen out or they II not get m. with the la dy o f the m om enl- The

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Getting bald al'en't you- yo u'll soon ha\'e a perman ent hair-,,'ai\-e.

HOl1lo- KankHkee reminds me of Christmas.

Sapiens- How's that?

Homo-Because it has no L. Chinnman- Two-thirty.

Stude-Well. do I look like a dentist.

The poor man died tjg-ht.

He doesn't look like a -Scotchman.

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As a drama student remarked th e oth er day, the r eal question is, "Wer e Hamlet' s critics insane, or did they only pretend insanity."

It reveals the mans natural bent.

D. J_ O'LOUGHLIN, M. D.

Pe t e L affey had a bit of tro u b le in p r onounc ing "demesn e" t- o the r day. he ex perienced a slip o' the t o n g u e and gasped ou t someth ing li ke "dee· mez -nee,

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SSt Eatot Oourt S tr.,."

Learned that Father Lowney at on e t ime was ins tructor of As tron omy at dear o ld Viator!

He-Let's kiss and make up.

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a different person from the second / indJcat ed !)

And of course. the "sma rt-young-man," this June, will \\'ear-a cap and gown.

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"Drink Canada Dry"-Boy, just give us a chance. I And mentioning Hoover and BushThe government last year spent more money on man in the same breath brings to the separ ation of these vete r an wil d-life t han on child life.-Some thing should be done mind roomies. We've been assu r ed the re about 1 hat. is no inside sto r y t he r e, but have

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And, if you remember, we always predicted in this Iblnation seems to be working very I column that Lindy at some time or other would find trou- well, much to the mental dlscomble in conquering the heir. fitu r e of Ken Bushman's ex-roomie!

The Democrats promise a full-dinner pail- full of whaL?

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Indications are that Burns has put his Livestock :Marketing transactions into the hands of the very capable O'Mara- at any rate the latter gets aU the mail from the office of that association- and Burns used tcr-"Oy 01' hal, my Old (?) gal!"

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The headlines say, "HOOVER WILL RUN 0:\ WET I' LA~K!" Well now we would like to see that.

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B' I d B -h th b' k I !....-_ Immer e an ac man, e Ie ering ins epar ables. enjoyed an eve!ling in Bradley r ecently.

P e rha ps som eo n e is w ondering wl1at consti tu ted the urgent n eces· 1 sity fo r Joe Gorman to phon e 5252 I for P at. F ull am. P e rhaps~not!

AIld Bob came to borrow a book from "Red" H ayes. H e tells us tha t P at Farrell pines fo r what is not" ---{jear 01' Viator .

I never knew befor e that the poet Byron's grandfather , "Wild" Jack RYTon spent the latte r years of his lift:: in an abbey and trained a certain species of insect life. He tr ain ed them so well that they left the t.uildmg on his death.

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Friday, April 15, 1932

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ODE TO A BEER GARDEN Stranger, pause! Hail the sign of the Bock -which marks the gardens down the block, Pause and hear our rousing cheer, Join our lusty "We want beer!"

It won't be long now, remarked the philosopher, as the train ran over hIS nose.

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Now that Old Sol has begun to cast his drowsy rays upon the earth, and the spirit of spring has ca.ph.l.red the spirit of youth, baseball will occupy the spoUignt in the Little Nineteen Camps throughout the ensuing six weeks of the current school year.

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The approaching conclusion of anMr. and ]fIrs. Charles L ampe en· other scholastic term is bringing LO tertained members of the Junior and my desk a veritable storm of diffiSenior classes at their home on the culties for my solution. When I enevening commemorating the anniverter my office in the morning, I find sary of the famous Irishman. The that my secretary has ranged in neat afiair was in the form of a surprise ,piles the letters according to the >.: on their son wbo is attending school h colors and the scent of the enve· ;'it St. Viator.

Say what is this we hear about Romeo Bac man lopes. There are gay pink ones. ~ ridge and dancing were the diCoach Robertson's Bradley lnclians wearing one of the 1J0eds ring. Oh Geol·ge!

I Some are a wistful lavender, or a ve:-sions of the evening and the time began the season with a disastrous >.: >.: * sky blue. And then there are the was thoroughly enjoyed by everyon e. defeat at the handa of the Uni\'erWater has killed more people than liquor, remember nOD-committal dove gray ones, they I mong" those present were the s'ty of Illinois, losing by a score vf may contain almost any form of dif15-4. It was with much regret that We" Misses Loretta Flanagan, Rachae; the flood? ficulty. The large white ones, trying IE:arned a Viator vs. Bradley game Roach, F. M. Clancy, Margaret <" ut of my correspond.nce. 'lhey a l e could Dot be arranged this year, tor Clancy and the eminent Ralph Edson Kelly: Did you take Latin? from the college man, and look ever &11 of the athletic contests betwl.!en Huover.

Himmerle: No, but I helped carry him out. so business like to the unexperiencf... delicious repast had been pretJ1e two schools are marked WlLl.: ed eye. But, as you, my readers, * >.: ~ * spirt ted rivalry and (lean sportsm"n- pared for th e students by the charmknow, they are often the ones most i~g hostess.

In acccrd with an old All hay fever is not caught from kissing grass widst.ip. filled with descriptions of wounded Viator custom, the food was thor- O\VS. heB;rts. This morning I will open a >.: l·ughly enjoyed and quite readily refew of the more characteristic letCoach Horton of 1. S. N. U. is very mo ..-€'rJ . from the tabl~~.

Zarza: What are we doing tonight? t ers from which you may derive cptimistic regarding his baseball Shea (the one with hair) : Let's go out to the ceme- helpful knowledge, or amusement as team. He bas lost only three vetyou are of an amorous or a humorerans from last year's squad. In the tery and dig up a couple of girls. ous temperament. loss of Everett Ryan, however, Hor>.: >:: BY JAlliES LEE ton has a vacated position which it Girl (entering music shop): Have you "Kissed Me in Dear Jack. will be difficult to fill. At present, Ho! Hum! Spring is here now, anQ. James Hoetles, a famous Trinity the Viatorian baseball aspirants have the Moonlight?"

With the near approach of the star, shows most indication of filling been creating a somewhat dus.ty Clerk: I don't think so: I'm a new student here. end of my college career the future the captain's shoes. ! scene every day on the good old difl~ Maybe it was the other boy. looms in the foreground with the I mond.

The s idelines have been filled words :written in letters of lightn* with hopeful facts and husl}y voices. ing. "YOU MUST DECIDE." Do you Wonder what the F.skimo mother thinks when her i{now what it is I must decide? It "ulidget" Ahern, our doughty littl~ V.1ithout fail we find Father Kelly catcher's brother, will be the main- leaning p·e acefull y against the back- son go~s out for a night? is my frture happiness or misery. >.: stay of the pitching corps at Nor· stop (Not "Micky' Ahern,-the one The scene of the decision will, unmal according to advance informa- \, llicb saves "Micky" many steps) doubtedly, be the JUnior Prom. You Bomba: "Did you see the wreck last night?" tion from the state institution. When and directing the actions of his proknow, roses, moonlight, roadster, Mancini: "Which one, the blonde?"

Viator plays Normal, the brotherl.v tt~gces. The season is but young, anxious wondering, and the sweetfeud sho uld add color and intere::;;t to ergo, we make no predictions, howest coed you ever saw, or can ever the battle.

He was just a weak head from Marblehead that took hope to see. She is a sophomore, ever, we would like to mention a frw of the "hit and runners." everything for granite. brown hair, and eyes, (such beautiCoach J. Arthur Hill of Illinois ful eyes!) and has a career in muWesleyan University boasts one of Behind the bat we find three boys Farrell: What's the difference between a girl and a sic. I do not know whether you the greatest ball clubs in the history who could play on anyone's ball have .e,v er attempted to reason w ith a horse? of the school. W esleyan opens the club: "Micky" Ahern, "Doc" Meany, young lady wh'O visions for herself a (lcn't know.

Noonan: I season on Thursday, April 11, and "Pat" O'Connor comprise thif? career, 'but if you haven' t you can agalnst the Washington University of erstwhile group. It looks like th e Farrell: What swell dates you must ha ve. do nothing for me. She says she >.: St. Louis, and on the following day "Mighty Atom" Ahern will do the lvves me, oh ever so much, But-=-my Invades Shurtleff. ~reate r part of the receiving due .,to career-. How I hate the sound of "I hear Bill's looking for a job." his flashy style, perfect throwing the word! We are at an impasse. I "Did he have anv luck? " Wesleyan lSI ·captained thi s year by arm, and three years of varsity exnave to leave for my worl< as aD "N aw, he found 'one!" engineer in South America immeditwo men, Bill Craig and Hal Harold. perience. >.: ately after graduation. She refuses That last one was sure clever. Sounds.like Fooey. to consider a wedding this June. Antl The conclusion of this year's bas~We now cast our gaze towards th~ it could be such a 'r omantic affairbaft season will mark the passing of mound where we finel a small cut perhaps .one of the greatest athletes capable plt~~lng" staff. "Lefty" WalThe president. called Jim in the office yesterday and bridesmaids, roses, and then Sou tb on the Wesleyan diamond in the per- smIth, and Red Hayes are depend· said, "I've .heard some very unfavorable reports ab()ut America and the jungle. Don't you think she is unreasonable? How to son of Bill Craig. Craig was fou r ed on to "breeze 'em by." Either you. You ne~lect your classes, you violate the rules. you move h er adamantine will.

Urnes the unanimouS choice of [t.e dron, "Bus" Manns.

On~y Monoare impudent to your teachers, and now you are guilty of and 1'11 be for life coaches of the Little '.9 1\.5 the out- "Lefty" or "Bus" w1ll take th e s tanding end of the conference. He mound In the first encounter. Oney disorderly conduct in town.

I'm weary of conecting Your most devoted servant, has gamed great renown as a bas- can be depended on in any eruer- :VIm." Jim, lighting up one of the president's cigarettes, J. T. N. ketbaU, track, and baseball star. gency. blew ont a few rings of blue smoke, and then in an 3h- What do you think I tOld him?

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Guiding th e optics back of t:~.e to the infield we see Mancini on first, either Hamilton or Toluisza on second, Laffey at shortstop, and Romary converting the ·'hot corncr" into a "place of beauty and a joy forever."

It was with genuine joy that we mound

learned of the acceptance of LaRue Van Meter as Athletic Director (;f Illinois College.

Van Meter, out· standing sta r In athletics while att e ndin g Wesleyan has contlnued to be prominent as a coach in Hi gh school.

Van Meter has not only gained an enviable r eco rd for Johnston City, but, has also given the LIttlo 19 some of her outstanding stars, such as Tony Blaztne, Charles Alikonls, Ellis Procise, and other'S too numerous to mention. We wls'" him luck and hope that the rlv alf"'v which has always existed between St. Vialor and Illinois \vUl continue III the same old friendly way.

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Did the old president laugh. "Jim, he said, you're tOil funny for words; run along and do what you like!" "I'll be seein ya." said Jim and then he trotted out of the office. Boy there's personality for you.

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wandered to the outfield to loo~( over the fly chasers. At present We can name only t wo starting outt:e ld ers, Ed. \Veber and "Daze" Westray. The third place will probablv be J.llled by either "Pat" O'Connor or one of the members of th e hurllng corps relieved of slab duty. At an., rate th e outfielders will be speedy and certain to contain three good throwing arms which no doubt wilJ . \~z\l\,E.RSt\RY M .\ SS FOR serve to C!iminisb the number of RE\". J. F. RYAN. C. S. Y.. runs scored against the Viator lad.vAT ST. VIATOR APRn.. 5 , bucks. ___ ___

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Just this: Give the young lady a mor.aI, if no~ physical, spanking, bundle her in the roads t er, drive to the first justice of the peace, and let June take care herseli' . .

Here 1s one not so Simple though of less graVity. In fact, I noti ced a tendency during the reading of It for

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Balaban-Sign him up.

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Dear Jack.

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I have been bothered with the al most pappy-like devotion of a freshman for some months. He pe rsIsts Katz-I started in the stockyards myself.

In awaltlng me on the s t eps of the >I: hall after my last cl ass to ca rry my She mav not have checks-appeal, but she has got dol- books. I have told him that I have lars and sense. not played football tor lack of strength to carry books. I have had Waitin for the mail-no, the female. tv have m Y P h onc dl sconnec t e d I because he Mngs it every evening COliI dont like women orators-they never will make .tantly. He has the most hopeful themselves plain. look In his eyes, that I would laugh were it not to be cruel. Please teJl very successful season.

The team get a million dollars and not marry. me atn y drlemedy short of the death ray, or vetting hl 3 attention. 'ooks as good as though they ar p A million and love begone. ninety I ready for fast com pany. The boy.;: percent of the men answered. But Alicia. 'lre confident and It they drop 3 And I told her that fly paper PUL couple of games, the lose rs will need that's nothing.

The question . was on th e tront door step mll5ht h elp, or 00 correspondent to t e ll them that too slmple. Ask college men wheth- e lse dye her haIr wHh henna, d(!. they have beaten a wonderfui ball er they would prefer a good pipe, a I velop a limp, wear fatSl! teeth, and club. good glass of beer, or a female, and horned rimmed spec tacl es. the score would be about 75 per- I UnIversity of Oregon men were ccnt for the drink, 20 percent tor ' Spring" l~ comJng with a Jl of It'i asked whether they would rather I the smoke, and the remaIning 5 JOVf" UOl!'!J" and BIJJ CJ a n ~y I~ J()okJng marry tor love and no money .,r c~nL fo r the femme. - The Crayhound, for VloJI"t-ta! Ta! Ta.! Dill!

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THE \LATORIA

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J_ B. BRADAC CLOSES RETREAT AT ST. VIATOR COLLEGE

REVERE~D

SYMPATHY Thf~ H tudf~ nt'i a nd th e t acult,Y r xtf-nd th (>'lr s fn ce n - <sy mpath y t o J anw 'i Ga r-n (> y on 1h (" d ~a th of hl~ a th e r .

It wlJJ be of s pecial inte rest to many of our scie nce s tude nts to lea rn that a de licate sUIgical ope rati o n is to be performt'd in th e Bio logy labora tory In the nea r futur e. The subjec t is to be a me m be r o r th e canine species. ano the "sa w-bon es" - Prof. 1\lUes

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Frosh Frolic ( Cu ntinu(' d Iro m Page 1 )

Dt'Coralions SklllfuJl y Arranged.

The

decora tion s

were

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Butt ed to th e deco rative diffiCUlti es of HO la r ge a ba ll room.

Restraint and g-ood t aste we re com bi n ed w ith th e

res ult th a t

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Oh! My Operation!

Dunnington. A. M., whose researc h In neu.rological expe riments at th e Unive rs ity of Il.l.inois has enahled hjm to conduct tWs particular analysis 01 a vicious type of ne uremja.

Not entire ly is thj s ope ration to be In th e Inte rest of seie nce, Dut also in th e hope o f restorin g th e dog (which has during th '2" las t year e ndeared itse lf t o all on th e campus, and was run over two da ys ago by a hit-and-run drivC'r) to a se mblan ce of Its form e r vivacity . Prof. Dunnington is not ove rconfide nt of success, hut those who know him pe rsonally agree tha.t thls seemin g mOd esty is but t he disguise of his belore-pro ve n techniqu e.

Passes. to a limit e d numbe r , for this de monstra.tion may be sezure d from J. Torri , stu dent scientist. who is assisting l\I r .

Dunnington in the pre paration, a nd Inr. Ralph Hoove r, dir ector of

th e college gymn asium

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A. J . LAND RO CHE GROCE1H' A1011)

The annu al r e treat at SL Via t o r

M.I\.KKET

Phone 681'

College opened W ednesday evening.'

IMarch morning.

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and closed on Saturday I

)'larch

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The

BOURBONNIUS,

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mas t er this year was the Reve rend

IJ. D . Bradac. C. S. V .

So me of us we re a cquainted with F a the r Brad- ! ac's s peaki ng bu t non e of u s w e r e

THE C ITY BANKS Kankakee, m

IIprepared for the supreme beauty and ' I

IV elcomes Your

eloq uen ce of s peech t o w hi cb he has Fath e r Brada c show ed us

Banking Business

what is mos t 1. npo rta:1 t in life and he demons tra t e::! the dangers into

Co rn er Court St. and Schuyler

a ttai ned.

pUblicity.

Avenue.

pains, to Im press on the minds of I NICE WORK, FROSH! which our perverted instincts lead th hi . d b us . H e ve r y c le arly re -enunci ated · the gue.ts particul arly those who II . Th e F res I1man Issue ,~as orou"," y enJoye. y ~he the truth that only in religion and were upperclassme:1 that the host 1entIre ~tudent bod y. ~atnck N. Fullam, Edltor-m-ChlCf, in God lie beauty, supreme justice, was the Freshman Class of '35 They and MIss Mary P. C rUise are to be congratulated on the and goodness and that 1t 1S only by I were full y justified m do1Og so The !sPlendid outcome of their earnest endeavors to produce seek mg these m thetr perfection that l Father Bradac's:1 handling of th e orchestra platform, a "readable number of The Viatorian." For the succesS l we reach Gc;d always so cilfficult, was ent1rely sat- I which is unquestionably that of the Frosh co-editors co- words sent e, speo1al message to Isfactory and pl easmg from the operation was very necessary and the C lass is to be com- each of our hearts standpoint of taste 10 decoration, and plimented on the way in which they assisted in producing ~h ere a r e In ' d'lea t'IOns 0f a new,I ill the treatmen t of t:,e accoustical the pubhc~tlOn. The V:la~~nan ,wishes the Freshman Garbo Romance-Jack Burns was the probl ems.

C lass co.ntmued success m Its vaned undertilkings. object of a card from Los Angeles

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l a ry se ven ty was com bmed Wl tb an off shade of red in the hat and white

State· Wide

BIRD'S PARK

lady.

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ve ry good- ver satili t y being only one of the ir m any merits . j\ 1l Ch ape rcmes Unable To Attend.

Chaperones w e re M r . and Mrs. Charles Ca rroll of Kankakee, Mr. and Mrs . Jus tin L egris of Bourbonnais. and Mrs. Wm . C. Clancy

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school producing a winner in each Committees Appointed.

Edward Gonnan, president of the c1ru:s ' ap~ointed Edwar d Hunt as C'lJalrman in charge of arrangements.

On his committee Mr. Hunt has Messrs. Wenthe and Lampe and t he Murphy and Smith. Dr. J ohn

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Among the guests were Miss MaLegris

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Dr.

Pat. Legris. "I want Clerk. "Scented?"

John

Tracey Ellis, Mrs. Thos. A. Legris and Mr. Girard Legris. The PreSi-

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Legris. "Can' t ," LaRocque. "Why not?"

Ryan of St. Francis College, Joliet,

Legris. "Ain't asleep."

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sdlOlar

su bmi t tin-;

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most

Tc date. ten of til .... '!....ittte

tion of partiCipating in the competition St. Viato r 's intentions, evidently. a.re to keep the prize money a f home. at least if one is t o judge by the great numbe r of competitors pn?senting tilemselves.

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Morgan & Clancy Ft;NEKAL HOME 205 S.

HarM~n

Ambul&n<>e

548 1:.

Court Street.

Amedee T. Betourne Pharmacy

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CUT RATE DRUGS 119

Court St" l{ankal<N>,

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Sidney Herbst, Pres. and General Mana.ger.

DINING R.OOH _;_ HAGNIFICENT BALL KOOK A hearty ... elcome ....alta tho otudenta

and trlenw. ot SL V! ..tor Collego

, ~================ BE A BUILDER OF ST. VIATOR JOIN THE EXTENSION CLUB Help RalM the

ATe.

SerTioe

Million Dollar EndO\.-ment

KANKAKEE. TI...L.

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Dy outright gttt, lnsunnce, bequest or annulty.

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You can get 6% on your mone,. and lea"e the

c..p!ta1 tor the Endowment.

Write tor partlcw..". to

\V. G. CHILDS Sanitary 'M arket

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Dr y Clea.nen Ru!; ~Ieanen I(ANILJ\llEE, ILL.

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Colleges have expressed their inten-

this famous clothlng within reach ot &11.

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~tl uctive talk on ,,..If) ,·ld pence ':ill U t he 1heanS of attalnin>! ond retalomg it. I

HOME-MADIt pu:.s AND CAKES S&lldwlch ...

BOURBONNAIS. ILL. REAL

'Nationally known Men's Wear

S14-S86 W. 20th Street Chicago, Dlinois

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Every Man

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J oUI'dan Packing Co.

Frize of sL"ty dollar.; is offered to the

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AGENCY DOlllESTIC LAUNDRY CO.

PLANT-KERGER CO,

BRAND ILUIS AND BACON

of t he Little Nineteen Seabury Peace m l'et to be he ld a t St. Vi R.t or College on th e thirtieth of April. T h i s Lonles t ' s open t o al l ('o l1 e~1.! students :tn d in na ture is an o r ato-j r;:\l (,O:::l t cs t. A

is the place

Shop

Werner G. Salg

SUITS AND OVERCOATS

~Ir. Joh n H ick ey, Mr. P a trick FuJ- I~W stops making a fool of himself lam . and M r . Emme rson Dexte r . t en I'll begin ." ~le mb e r s of th e decor a tion committ ee w e r e Mr. Woulfe, Mr. Joe Green e , "ROSWITE·· AND "ROSE" a nd Mr. Jos. Mag uire. mar.~

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Kankakee

REACH-WRIGHT & DITSON Sporting Goods

Mr. Francis Smith, and Mr. Jack ~OU:I not have another opportunity in charge of the tickets. The o~ ~uLerye~s. music committee was composed of a gr s, "I'll walt till that fel-

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t ees r espo nsible for the s uccess of it out of m e." t he affair wer e Miss Ma r y Cruise. r D?n' t forget, girls, it's L eap Year.

Q uinn

McLaren's Sandwich

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Leave Your Laundry and Dry

~~~:~iS~e~~~s::~ii~e:ad a number of k~~~ut st;~~;~ ~~~ ::~' \o~t 10~i: I citTtr~E~I~t~~~~r 1:::~:;;S o~f ~:"v~:=it:::nit- hi~d~'odness

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The Chicago Store

Lambert Hardware Kankakee, Ill.

some soap."

Pat. L--. "No, I'll carry it."

LaRocque, "Wake up."

dent of the Freshm811 Class, Mr. Harold Rutecki escorted Miss Leon a

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G uests Of The C!ass.

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s lJ(]ents at this affair'

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divi sion will receive a placque, and

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flowe red ove r pale y ellow and worn b e restricted to members of the Ju- awarded th e title of state champion, with beige accessories. Prints !":!eem- nior Class and to their fri ends. togethe r With a s uitable medal. The

ed to be much in favor, and they are

aad Plpea

Ha,raslnee and N o".paper. !

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V ANDERW ATER'S

of the occasion pe rmitted a number The Junior Class announces a Catholic Press." ! of gowns that were of a more or 1 "Hard Times Party" whi ch will be i Winne rs To Be H ono re d. i less for mal nature. One of a very held Friday, May 13. The informal The winn ers of the Finals, beld ro manti c na ture w as of w hite blu e- dance will be held at Bird's Park, on a t the College on May 6~h, will be

the shores of the Kankakee.

Morella & Casey For m~1l Orade a~.....

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Careful Jack!

Yes Sir! "YOtT CAN DRESS BETTER FOR LESS"

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"The Church and the Recent Spanish

gauntl ets to form a very effeCtive' .Edward Hunt Chairman In Revolution," "Why the Church Forcostume, perhaps,. tbe most striking 1 C harge Of Arrangements I bids Mixe~, Marri,~geS," "The Value In eV1dence. The mdefirute formality of Prayer, and The Value of the

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North o f Luna 'l'heatl'e

bearing t he signa ture of t he famous

diS~:;~f ~::~~~h~:~~I:rf~~~::~l:.I JUNIOR PARTY AT One dark b.lue gown, Of. almost. mili- I

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HOTEL LAFAYETTE FIRST CLASS HOTEL AT

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Telephone Main 1263 Telephone Malo 1283 J. P.

SL Viator College, O'Mallone"

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