Maggie Mae’s 323 East 6th Street ►►Chuggin’ Monkey
►►The Library
219 E 6th
407 E 6th
$2 wells/domestics
$1 domestics/wells, $2 imported bottles
►►Blind Pig
►►Agave
317 E 6th
415 E 6th
$2.50 wells/domestics
$2 you call it
►►Dizzy Rooster
►►Mooseknuckle Pub
306 E 6th
406 E 6th
$2 domestics/wells/jello shots
$2 Anything
►►Cain and Abel’s
►►Bikini’s on 6th
2313 Rio Grande
214 E 6th
$3.50 bombs
$12 Beer Buckets
►►Darwin’s Pub
►►Mooseknuckle Pub
223 E 6th
406 E 6th
$2 wells/domestics from 12-9 PM
$2 Wells/Domestics til 11 PM
►►Mother Egan’s
►►Friends
715 W 6th
208 E 6th
$3 Guinness
$2 vodka bombs
►►Paradise
►►Blind Pig
If there was ever a bar that I had a total love/hate relationship with, it’s Maggie Mae’s. I speak from experience because in my younger days (ok, so maybe it was just a year ago), I was out with my cousin on Dirty Sixth and she wanted to hit up Maggie Mae’s. As a 20-year-old on Sixth Street, however, I didn’t know just how strict the place was with fake IDs, and after handing my own fake to the bouncer, he made me get on my knees and beg for it back or he was going to call over the cops that were standing just a few yards behind me. Even though my cousin pleaded for mercy, it was no use as I was forced to get on my knees and exclaim, “Please, oh please, may I have my horribly fake ID back?” I took very little solace in the fact that the crowd was booing the guy the whole time and calling him an asshole. Obviously, not one of my best moments—in fact it was one of my worst—but I feel comfortable writing this now because, while I’m getting an education and continuously building for a successful future, that bouncer is, and always will be, nothing more than an asshole doorman. I know that this whole review on Maggie Mae’s just turned into one big hate letter to this dipshit excuse of a human being but it’s something I’ve been meaning to get off my chest for a while and now I’m glad I finally did. So fuck you, doorman, I hope you’re getting as many kicks as you can humiliating college students because it looks like this is as good as it’s gonna get for you from here on out! Oh yeah, and go to Maggie Mae’s. It’s fun. But for the love of all things holy, make sure you’re 21 first.
Brian Bogart
►►Buffalo Billiards
401 E 6th
317 E 6th
201 E 6th
$3 Bloody’s/Screwdrivers, $2.50 Tecate
$2.50 Wells/Domestics
½ price apps; $1 off select drafts
►►Touche
►►The Ginger Man
►►Maggie Mae’s
417 E 6th
301 Lavaca
323 E 6th
$1 Schnapps
Logo Pint Night
$2 Wells
►►Mi Casa Cantina
►►Trudy’s
►►Cuatros
503 E 6th
409 W 30th
1004 24th
$0.50 wells, $2.50 margaritas until 11 pm
$5 Mexican martinis
$2 Tecates and Modelo Esp. $5 Deer and Beer