It's URI
a
Dog's Life
be appreciated from many points of view. There is the view of the teachers, student, ad ministrators Well this is the unique view afforded a dog at URI, me. Wait a minute, I know what you're thinking, how can a dog write? Well if you had been at this in stitution of higher education as long as I have, you'd be able to write too. It seems to me that the faces here at URI aren't changing like they used to. It looks like people are here much longer than four years. Now I'm not one to complain but you people are starting to cut into our "Dog's life" cliche a little. I bet you're thinking to yourself who the hell is this dog to give me advice? Well, I'll tell you. First you pay $6,000 a year to go to this establishment, I pay nothing and can
.
.
.
have meals thrown in. In addition you spend nights on end in the library looking at the books on the shelf
or
bending
over a
cil in hand. All I
for is
with pen
pad
the
ever use
library
nap between sunny days. Is it all worth it? besides when it's all over Hell, a
quick
.
All-nighters,
exams,
reports
.
.
you have to go to work for the next 20 can retire and So years. Why? you do
exactly
what I'm
ing myself doing
as
doing
little
as
.
.
.
.
enjoy possible. .
.
Dog
?This
dog is finished
^Sandy
for the
shows off the
new
day
as
he leaves his
bandana to everyone
passing on the quad. His master, Scott Gregory, during a nice Fall day.
rests