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Common American Sex Problems

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As an American citizen suffering from a valid and common sex problem, you are a treasured member of our community! The purpose of this website is simple. We share our stories. We help each other grow. We discover that we are not alone. And we learn to live again. Here is our credo: Every American sex problem is a common American sex problem, and no one Qeeds to feel ashamed. For is it not our many and varied sex problems that give this great nation its character? And also the fact that we share them? Put another way: What would be interesting about a country in which every single person had a different set of sex problems? Answer: Nothing! See, here at CommonAmericanSexProblems.org, we d1ink the # 1 most important thing to understand about sex problems is that no matter what your sex problem is, chances are you're not alone! You might even have the exact same sex problem as Billy Graham! Who knows! Or even Richard Dreyfuss! Just imagine that! (If you want to!) You'll soon discover that one of the biggest steps in the healing process is simply realizing just how common your specific American sex problem really is! For instance, did you know... !IThat Hall-of-Fame third baseman Wade Boggs suffers from a common American sex problem known as Click here to learn more. UThat almost 85% of all American females over the age of 32 have experienced at least one instance of Click here to learn more. [!That in a recent poll, two out of every three male members of the United States House of Representatives admitted to having experienced the phenomenon commonly known as Click here to learn more not less than five times a week. NEXT""" This is an award-winning site Winter - Spring 2009

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