T.I.M March 2012 Edition by TIM Admin

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Well the long hard (10 weeks or so) of winter is coming to an end! March and Spring are upon us and Summer is just around the corner and with it the start of the visitor inflow – oh joy! As all you classical scholars will know, you should “beware the ides of March” as Julius Caesar found out to his cost. In fact, in Latin, the “ides” refers to the 15th of any month and has no particular significance in terms of death or danger. It just seems that some months are worse than others. On a cautionary note, as you enjoy this 88th edition of TIM, you should be extra vigilant owing to a worrying increase in petty crime and household robberies. Everywhere we go we hear tales of woe. Bully doesn’t care, he doesn’t own a house but was found squatting on page 35 on the Saffron Indian restaurant advert, and the lucky winner of the crisp 50 euro note was Mrs A Hewson of Catral. The winner of the Pleasure Flight courtesy of Sol Aero was D.J.Farron of Monforte del Cid Alicante so congratulations to both of our winners. Got something to sell? Looking to buy second hand goods? Then why not pay a visit to our on line classifeds section at www.timspain.com

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live in el Culebrón just outside Pinoso. A while ago now I went with the Neighbourhood Association on a coach trip to Madrid to take in a musical. On the way home, as the bus approached Pinoso, the chap in the seat behind me grabbed hold of my shoulder and said, with real emotion in his voice, “Look! It’s our mountain.” He meant el Cabezo de la Sal El Cabezo is the hill that overlooks Pinoso. It is 893 metres or 2,902 feet high which makes it some 624 feet lower than Mount Snowdon. It’s a salt dome formed during the upper Triassic period about 230 million years ago. That’s when the first dinosaurs appeared on Earth, before the Atlantic Ocean existed and when all the land was just one single supercontinent called Pangaea. Cabezo de la Sal is a mountain loaded with 500 million tons of salt. It has been exploited, one way and another, since the reign of Philip II in the 16th Century but it was in 1970 that things changed dramatically with the construction of a pipeline between Pinoso and the coastal town of Torrevieja. The salt is now mined by digging a borehole and then forcing high pressure water down the hole to dissolve the rock salt. The resultant brine is sent through that pipeline to the salt lagoons at Torrevieja where it is mixed with the already salty sea water. As the water evaporates off the salt yield is very high. They reckon that about 120 of the 500 million tons of salt in the mountain can be extracted using this technology. The wells go down between 600 and 1200 metres before the process is stopped, the borehole is sealed and the miners move on to

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drill another hole The end result is a mountain peppered with subterranean caverns. There is currently a controversy about whether the caverns could be used to house Spain’s Strategic Reserve of crude oil. At the moment the Strategic Reserve is in a lot of oil tanks in the Escombreras Valley in Cartagena. The plan is to bring the crude ashore at the tanker terminal there, build a 110km pipeline and pump up to two million cubic metres of the black gold into the disused caverns in our mountain. The opponents say that there is a high risk of oil spills, that inhaling the vapour from crude causes cancer, that Pinoso is in an area of high European seismic activity, and that the town could become a terrorist target. They say land will have to be compulsorily purchased. There is also the concern that the hill could become a restricted area and that if things went badly wrong Pinoso might have to be evacuated. The proponents say that there is no risk of fire with oil stored more than 500 metres underground in an oxygen-less environment and that there is no chance of pollution of aquifers or of escape of the crude because the remaining salt and the clays that form the mountain are plastic at depth and naturally self sealing. They say that only in Hollywood films are mountains split apart by earthquakes. They are also keen to point out their environmentalist credentials. There have been political moves to designate the hill a nature reserve but otherwise all seems relatively quiet at the moment. Time will tell.

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We enjoy researching and placing together investment portfolios for our Clients, yet measuring an individual’s “attitude to risk” requires an element of discussion and the appropriate research, examining where the Client sits, between the perimeters of ‘Risk adverse and Speculative’ and it is reasonable to accept the old adage of ‘risk versus reward’, where those that are happy to accept significant risk to their capital within an investment portfolio, will be provided with the potential of higher investment returns. On a lighter note, many clients want high returns without taking any risk to their capital, all sounds just too good to be true! The client’s acceptance of risk is whether they are prepared to witness their capital drop in value over the short, medium and long term and their own risk assessment can lead to investment in different types of products or funds. If we look at the extremes of products and asset sectors, from Low risk through to High risk, you may well be offered Government backed Deposit Savings, Bank Deposit Accounts, Gilts, Corporate Bonds, Structured Products, Collective Unit Trusts or OEICS, Specialist Collectives (ie: Property or Emerging Markets), Individual Equities and Venture Capital Trusts. Many of our Expat clients fall into the risk category of ‘Low Risk’ or ‘Low to Medium’, which can lead to a mix of differing investments and a Portfolio can be prescribed to include Bank Deposit Accounts, Capital Protected or funds in the fixed interest / non-equity sector and perhaps, a very small investment into a slightly higher risk Collective type fund. There are many funds that continue to perform very consistently each year with no correlation to the world stock markets, many of them achieving 6% to 10% each year on an annual basis. Please remember above all, that Past Performance can only act as a guide to future performance and offers no guarantee. Always seek independent financial advice. If you would like more information on portfolio planning or to examine your specific risk profile, why not give me a call on the office or mobile number or email nick.venn@aesfinance.com E-mail: editor@timspain.com • Web site: www.timspain.com

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By Barbara Barton

This is the last piece in the trilogy on rock gardens. As I was at pains to point out last month, the plants that I will talk about make excellent rock garden choices but will do equally as well in other situations providing they have the necessary good drainage and plenty of sun. In February I concentrated on plants that would predominately provide some ground cover. These tend to be the varieties which have a creeping habit to give a backdrop to the garden but also to provide some substance to hold it all together, particularly required if there is much of a slope. This month I want to look at plants that offer a bit more variation in texture and height. I cannot possibly cover this subject without a mention of Sedum. Whilst you must be sure to select one of the lowgrowing varieties these are a super choice. All have fleshy, succulent leaves and have pretty blooms in many different colours. Easy to grow, low maintenance and attractive to butterflies. Well-drained soil is essential to prevent root rot but apart from that, an excellent option Also popular is the Osteospermum or African daisy sometimes called the Cape Daisy. These love the sun and will even tolerate some abuse but the important factor is that they do need some attention until well established. You must make sure that in the early weeks you water regularly and a covering of gravel around the base to protect the young roots is advisable. Many plants come in creeping or dwarf varieties so have a browse around the garden centre. Lavender, a brilliant plant for hot dry conditions also comes in a dwarf variety which would make a lovely addition. Foliage on lavenders tends to be more grey then green, thereby giving a nice contrast. The blooms of lilac or purple provide a delightful perfume and attract wildlife so it’s a pretty good all-rounder to include Finally, what about some cacti. These are ideal for a rock garden to give that all important texture and height which will provide interest and impact. The Optunia family of cacti are best known for giving us the prickly pear, something you see growing in abundance around the countryside but a bit big for your average rock garden. If you can find it, Optunia polyacantha is a good variety as it only extends up to around 40 cm.

Agaves are highly architectural, rosette forming and very easily grown here, but this is a huge category. Whilst some only grow to 15cm, others can get to a whopping 5 metres so do be careful and check the plant label. A Yucca can give a dramatic impact with its long evergreen sword-like leaves which may be striped yellow or cream. It has a long tap root which reaches far down into the ground to seek out the moisture. A lot will depend on the size of your garden and you will probably end up sticking with mainly low growing plants but the odd larger specimen will not go amiss so don’t discount the big boys Whatever plants you choose to make a rock garden its important not to forget they require care and attention if you are going to get the best from them Water through the very hot summer months, feed on a regular basis and trim back any wayward plants to keep them in check and to stop them swamping the smaller plants Finally, do not get hung up about making the right choice of plants because if anything gets too big for its spot or if it just don’t look right, then move it! Easy as that. Till next time.................... The garden that is finished is dead - H. E. Bates

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The Legal Page Written by Rob Innis with Jill from Pellicer & Heredia

This month we take a look at the all new Driving Licence legislation. For Expat Residents in Spain the EU laws and local regulations have at best been a little confusing. Much has been published concerning the need to exchange to a Spanish DL. It has always been the law that EU residents must, before their current licence expires, apply for a DL from the country in which they are now resident. However complications arise because some EU member states do still issue DLs without a specific duration, now these DLs must be exchanged within 2 years if their citizens take up residence in another EU country. The new legislation (BOE número 138 de 8/6/2009) makes it mandatory that all Expat residents exchange their licence for a Spanish DL within a maximum of two years of taking up residency. DLs with a specific duration should also be exchanged within 2 years, and the only difference is that there exists the alternative of having the DL inscribed with the DGT. But the inscription process is not advised by Jill of Pellicer and Heredia: “I have done a few inscriptions of DLs and they take absolutely ages - 6 months or so, as the DLs get sent to Madrid to have this done, during which time the driver is given a temporary card DL for 3 months, after which it has to be renewed, and this temporary DL is only valid for driving in Spain. This is why I tend to not recommend the inscription of DLs to clients, but if they prefer to do this rather than the exchange, they can, providing that their UK DL has a square no. 13 on the back. Once the inscription is done, the driver will be in possession of his original UK DL with an inscription on the back in square 13, confirming that the licence is registered with the DGT.” So whilst this applies to all EU residents let’s keep it simple and talk about Brits resident in Spain. The bottom line is - no longer will UK driving licences be acceptable on a long term basis when you take up Spanish residency, don’t blame Spain for this it’s EU wide. Another reason for the change - it is easier to control law breaking drivers and enforce points penalties when the resident driver holds a DL from their adopted country.

Doubtless this will prove to be unpopular so let’s focus on the positives. The new law takes away all the ambiguity – basically go Spanish. It was the case before anyway. This will also help remove a lot of illegal drivers from the roads making it safer for everyone else and it will ensure that your insurance policy is not invalid. A Spanish DL can be used as a proof of ID, under most circumstances (not all) Jill went on to explain the ‘Canje’ or exchange: “The Canjes are much easier because they only take about 3 months, during which time the drivers are in possession of their DLs, and only have to drive with the temporary cards for a short time. Holders of the DLs which have been exchanged or inscribed will both receive letters from the DGT advising them when they need to renew their DLs. DLs can only be renewed in the country of residence, so if a driver should decide to inscribe his DL with the DGT (Tráfico), this would only be worth doing if the DL has a long validity, because when it comes up for renewal, it will have to be exchanged anyway.” Remember to keep Tráfico informed of any changes of address, so that you receive their reminder letters for renewals etc. Jill is Pellicer & Heredia’s expert on all relevant driving and Tráfico legislation (including car imports, P&H can literally save you 1,000s of Euros) and she will be able to help you on this and other related matters. Please contact Jill on 965 480 737 or 659 934 933 or by email on jill@ pellicerheredia.com All TIM readers can benefit from Jill’s expert knowledge and her, along with all Pellicer & Heredia’s other legal services, are available at preferential rates for TIM readers. See their main advert on the front cover. Please don’t risk driving illegally and having to face expensive consequences when professional help is easily too hand. Please also be wary of using non-qualified persons offering their legal services, a possible source of ID theft. Look out for the Legal Page in next month’s TIM. We are committed to keeping you updated and informed so that you can enjoy Expat life in Spain knowing you are fully legal.

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Hi and welcome to the march motoring section. Firstly I would like to thank all the people who took part in the free health and safety check day on the 26th of February; I would also like to thank my helper Mollie. Thank you all for your support. Now down to business, exchanging an EEC license for a Spanish license. The holder of an EEC driving license may exchange it for an equivalent Spanish license. Application must be made at the traffic headquarters of the applicant’s province of residence and an application form issued by the provincial traffic headquarters must be completed. Documents required: 1- Proof of identity (passport original and a copy) 2- proof of residence(Certificate of registration in the central Aliens register- the NIE number (Numerous de identification de xtranjer) 3- Valid driving license to be exchanged (original and a copy) 4- two recent photographs (32 by 25 mm) 5- declaration in writing stating that the applicant has not been banned or suspended from driving 6- declaration in writing stating that the applicant does not hold another driving license of the same class in another country.

registered in your name, carry a letter from the registered owner giving you permission to drive. Visibility Vests are now compulsory in Spain (and likely to become compulsory throughout the EU). The rules vary from country to country concerning numbers of vests required and whether they should be carried in the car or boot. Common sense suggests that there should be a vest for every occupant, and that the vests should be carried in the car, and put on before getting out. Do this and you will not have a problem. Tip for this month is check your I.T.V test expiry date (found on your green log book) or your I.T.V certificate, as some people think that you have until the end of the month that’s punched out on your windscreen sticker, this is not the case, if you go over the expiry date and get stopped by the police you will receive a fine. Better to be safe than sorry, that’s it for this month so happy and safe motoring till next month.

The license issued will be credit card sized and include photo identification. The driving license will be sent by ordinary post. The license will need regular renewal; a standard Spanish driving license for a private car or bike is valid for ten years when the holder is under 45 tears of age, five years between 45 and 70, and two years from 70 on. Documentation: always carry your driving license, vehicle registration document (V5), and certificate of motor insurance. If your license does not incorporate a photograph ensure you carry your passport to validate the license. If the vehicle is not

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The contrast couldn’t have been starker. I’d spent the previous few days an hour to the west, clambering over rocks, amongst other things, on the rugged and spectacular shore line known as La Costa de la Muerte – the coast of death, so called because of the huge number of ship wrecks in years gone by. Unspoilt and beautiful, this area of Galicia in north western Spain had even survived the sinking of a huge oil tanker in 2002, the Prestige, which eventually broke in two after six days of inaction by the French, Portuguese and Spanish governments. Now, I was racing downhill following the sweeping esses of the AG55 autopista into La Coruña, the second city of the province, which, with its rather unsightly industrial estates either side of the carriageway, was making me feel a tad underwhelmed. I needn’t have worried. A Coruña, to give it its local name, really is a city of delights and some very well kept secrets, a few of which I was about to discover over the coming hours. A Coruña is spread over a mushroom cloud shaped peninsula, barely two hundred metres wide at its narrowest point, a resort and sizeable port city of over a quarter of a million people. Throughout history, in large part because of its geographic location and strategic military importance, A Coruña has been regarded as a vital trading centre and was the site of the Battle of Corunna during the Peninsula War in which Spanish and British armies repelled an invading French force. For all that macho military posturing down the years though, it was a local woman who ended up capturing the heart of the Crystal City. A native of the city, Maria Pita was just 24 years old when she witnessed her husband, a Spanish army captain, die from his wounds after being struck in the head by a crossbow bolt fired by a corsair of the English Armada. Overcome, she picked up his sword and shield, and, according to local legend, played a pivotal role in the defence of the city, helping to eventually drive the British forces back to their ships anchored offshore. Nowadays, her statue dominates the square named in her honour, the Plaza de Maria Pita which is also the location for A Coruña town hall, a grandiose and elegant building in the Modernist style dating from the 20th century. My visit here would have been incomplete without a brief stop at one of the many agreeable little cafes facing the square to partake in tequeños, the delicious soft cheese tapas the city likes to claim as its own. In keeping with similar sized Spanish towns and cities, ancient architecture abounds in A Coruña, particularly one or two fabulous and vast places of worship and the Puertas del Mar, historic gates built into different points in the 15th century city walls. If, like me, you were wondering how A Coruña acquired its nickname, look no further than the Galerias Coruñesas, the windowed balconies along the Avenida de la Marina built to take advantage of the hours of daylight. Continuing my stroll along the paseo maritimo, a beautiful landscaped promenade close to the waterfront, the Castle of San Antón loomed large. Constructed originally on a small islet in A Coruña bay to quarantine people suffering contagious diseases, this late 16th century fortress eventually became a prison and presently houses an archaeological and history museum for the many aficionados of Galician culture. It seemed quite a grim place to be banged up if you’ve only got, say, conjunctivitis. Amidst the hustle, bustle and traffic noise, my attention was taken by what appeared to be an elevated, high walled and enclosed park area. Upon closer investigation, E-mail: editor@timspain.com • Web site: www.timspain.com

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players selected for the Spanish National Rugby teams. Jonathon Phipps and Joe Hutchinson were in the selection for the

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Pictured above is the man himself who gave another knockout performance at our sell-out “Evening with Barrington” at the Finca at La Montanosa in late January. Our thanks to Marc and his staff for the splendid meal & service and to all the folks who came along to support us. Some news of the charities we support. First Paul Cunningham Nurses who continue to reach out and, following a recent request via Sonrisa, have been active in Algayat near La Romana. Secondly The Sienna Trust - Sienna was admitted to Great Ormond Street in late November and received her transplant on December 9. Following weeks of strong medicines and the side effects of chemotherapy she is now on the mend. Hopefully Sienna will have been allowed home by the end of February.

Spanish side on Saturday 11th January in Madrid for the match against Georgia. Jonathon Phipps started on the bench but came on in the second half and helped Spain to win 25-18. Marcus Poggi and Javier Carrion, were selected to play for the Spanish 7’s team in the Las Vegas 7’s tournament. Next Sunday, February 19t,h, will see the team reunited for the 2nd round of the Semi-final of the Copa del Rey played at the La Vila Rugby ground with kick-off at 12.30pm. This is a very important match as La Vila has to beat El Salvador by 5 clear points to go through to the final. Following the disappointing news that there are to be fundamental cuts in the public subsidies for the next season, C.R.La Vila have decided to make this a match for the fans and throw a party. We invite everybody to come along and

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Irwin International, the family run Removals and Storage business based at Dolores, is urging home movers and storage clients to check references and credentials when choosing Removals and Storage Companies to ensure they obtain the best possible service as well as the essential insurance cover for their worldly possessions. Moving House can be stressful enough, so having peace of mind with your contracted company is one less aspect to worry about. Managing Director, Mandy Williams says “We have a commitment to best practice and provide our customers with an assurance of the standards and integrity of our business” When hiring a Removal and Storage company, Mandy recommends obtaining quotes from several reputable companies. She suggests perhaps two Spanish based legal companies, along with the company that moved you over originally, provided of course you were happy with the service in the first place! Don’t forget that all major UK companies have a presence here in Spain and can be contacted through their websites. Irwin International staff have all been trained to Pickfords standards in export wrapping and packing and use only Pickfords quality materials. Customers are most welcome to visit the Irwin International warehouse in Dolores to see samples of their export wrapping

service and to discuss all aspects of house removal over a coffee with Mandy, who will explain all the procedures from start to finish, from the pre move survey to ascertain volume, through packing, reasons for making full inventories at time of collection, insurance coverage for loss or damage and, ultimately, to safe delivery at the other end. Mandy says, “ Advice costs nothing and I have learnt a lot over the years working at Irwin’s. If I can help a customer avoid pitfalls and chose the right company for them, then even if we do not secure the job ourselves, I will have helped in some small way. I believe that transparency in business is the key. Give the customers all the information and let them make an educated choice” You can call Mandy on 965 726 544, email her on spain@ irwinremovals.com, or visit the warehouse on the main road between Dolores and Catral, Monday to Friday 9am to 5pm.

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A Mad Time In Valencia Architecture & Arson

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Architecture and Arson, oh and probably Alcoholism

is probably the best way of describing our totally mad, recent trip to Valencia. We persuaded a couple of our very good friends to spend a few days with us in Valencia to see the last days of the Fallas Festival when they burn all the effigy’s and Valencia goes into total “lunacy” mode. I am convinced that there is “Something in the Water” no one in there right mind would approve such an event. The “Health and Safety Police” in the UK would have forty fits.

Firstly a little bit about Valencia. Valencia is one

of Spain’s great urban regeneration success stories, gradually but assuredly emerging from the shadows of Barcelona and Madrid. For many years the nation’s third largest city was primarily a sleepy fishing port, though it always boasted a perfect location midway along the Mediterranean coast. Today its palm-lined boulevards, baroque bell towers and endless golden beaches have been complemented and enhanced by spectacular new architecture, the latest designer shops and restaurants and a vibrant nightlife.

If you have never been to the Valencia Fallas Festival, and are as mad as we are, then make some plans to visit this event next year, it is well worth it. I know this event has been covered many times in this and many other magazines and periodicals, but perhaps my slant on the proceedings may just give you a more personal feel for the atmosphere and the total reality. We got ourselves settled in the Hotel, the Catalonia

Excelsior Hotel By the way you need to book hotels for the Festival period months in advance if you want a hotel in the city centre. The hotel’s location is excellent, right in the centre of Valencia, on Barcelona Street, next to Town Hall Square. It is also just steps from the railway station, and just 15 minutes from the airport and the trade fair. Public transport via bus and metro is also nearby. Area attractions include the Ciudad Artes y Ciencias, Miguelete Cathedral and Palac De La Musica.

We arrived about 12:30 pm. time for lunch and our first bottle of wine, the first of many over the next 24 hours. A beautiful selection of Tapas and a very reasonable bottle of Rioja. Feeling rejuvenated, we walked the short distance in to town, to the Town Hall, we just followed the huge crowds. Everywhere there are dozens of unbelievable effigy’s, real works of art. Hard to believe that all these creations would all be burnt later that night. We arrived at the Town Hall just before 2:00pm along with “half the worlds population” a thronging mass of revellers and street performers A

few minutes later fireworks started exploding, over the next ten minutes the frequency and volume of these detonations increased to a cacophony of

noise that would challenge the demise of Krakatoa.

With our ears ringing, we spent the next few hours on a “Valencian Pub Crawl”, more vino, tapas, coffee and brandy’s admiring the strange and beautiful works of street art, feeling slightly “squiffy”, but very happy we headed back to the hotel to change. Another short walk in to town to a little Italian Restaurant, the food was fabulous but the service was dreadful. I could write a whole article on this “little adventure” alone, never mind, “can’t win them all”. Back to the town centre and follow the crowds, we finish up close to one of the biggest effigy’s in the centre of town, the crowds increase and we get gradually squeezed in to a “terrine” of heaving, jostling people. Not recommended for those who are frail, do not like crowds or closed spaces. Definitely not for the faint hearted. I also recommend that you dress warm and for comfort and leave off the expensive jewellery and your rolex watch. This event has a terrible reputation for pick pockets, we did not experience any problems this year but two years ago when we visited the event, between us we stopped three attempts by these scum. About 1: 00 AM the fire hoses were switched on,

cooling the squares palm trees and the surrounding buildings the fireworks started, “wow” and a 30 Mtr. plastic, wood and paper statue turns in to an inferno in about 30 seconds, the surrounding buildings start to steam with the intense heat, a huge plume of smoke rises into the sky, punctuated by hundreds of fireworks, complete and utter lunacy and the world CO2 index rose by 15%! Global warming, Valencia does not seem to care about it in any way. All over the city, other effigy’s are suffering the same fate. Minds buzzing with all we’ve seen and experienced, feet sore, we take the short walk back to the hotel, tired but “mind boggled”, a quick night cap then bed. The next day we, after a very late breakfast, we decide to visit the new Science Museum. The architecture is absolutely amazing, the new Opera House and the new IMax Cinema were fabulous. The new Science Museum building was stunning, I wish I could say the same for the museum contents, very disappointing.

We wandered back through the wonderful gardens, a few drinks on the way sitting in the sun, reflecting on the whole experience, after a late lunch, we wend our way home. We’ve had a wonderful time and seen and experienced some more of the wonders of this phenomenal world. Valencia is a beautiful and interesting city, an eclectic mix of old and new, well worth a visit at any time of the year. But only for the young at heart, and the slightly mad for the days of the Fallas Fiesta. 2012 Fallas 15th March to 19th March inclusive.

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February´s Crossword Answers

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The Story Writer Who is the story writer – who tells of woe and pain? The one who wounds precisely – like now – and then again. From blood to ink, then eye to heart, the circle never ends; the written word conveys the hurt – and never makes amends. Who is this scary writer? And does he have a name? Or is he here inside us? There’s no one we can blame. He has that strange ability, to wound and sometimes maim; and doesn’t seem to care at all - just leaves us limp and lame. He makes us think, he makes us laugh, he makes us want to cry; Been doing it for centuries, while we were born: then die. And through us all, he writes it down, records it, truth or lie. And some day one will read it out - that’s maybe you or I. The writer’s craft’s yet done – again - the magic’s always there. That ability to strike within – but who knows when - or where. He strikes by day, by night, in bed or sitting in a chair Writing for me, for you, for them; the writer doesn’t care. He writes for black, he writes for white, he writes for old and young The writer writes by word of pen – he doesn’t use the tongue. For tongues can wag, and not wag straight; the written word is meant for heads and hearts – it’s written down – the magic must be sent. So if you can, just write it down – see what the process brings. It might be good, it might be bad: like cabbages or kings. Who knows where it will take you, as blood flows through to ink? Might build you up - or knock you down – perhaps just make you think.... By John McGregor

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Book Reviews

The Inland Magazine™ THE BLIND MAN OF SEVILLE By Robert Wilson http://www.robert-wilson.eu ISBN 0-15-602880-8 (paperback)

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This was my second Robert Wilson - attracted to this one by the Seville connection (to Spain). Even though it opened with a murder I didn’t get fully drawn in until later - as we were exposed more to Police Inspector Falcon’s personal life and especially his father’s revealing journals, which I found fascinating (partly set during Spanish Civil War) - it gathered pace and I had to keep reading. It was powerful stuff with a good twist. Very cleverly written and most accomplished.

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This month’s guest reviewer is Ian Clark (Chairman, Torrevieja Writers’ Circle) who reviews The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet http://www.thousandautumns.com/ Set on a man-made island just off the Japanese port of Nagasaki in the late 18th Century, this is a tale of ambition,greed, corruption,love,friendship and loyalty.

THE CHINESE ATTACK By John Bishop http://johnbishopauthor.wordpress.com/ Pages: 400 Imprint: Vanguard Press ISBN: 978 1 84386 8 919 1 Historical fiction is becoming an increasingly popular genre – learn and be entertained simultaneously. The Chinese Attack, John Bishop’s debut novel, is set during WW1 with its plot cunningly weaved around the involvement of the Chinese Labour Corps. Thereby cleverly giving the story a refreshing and intriguing new dimension, whilst remaining historically factual. Our hero is quickly in the thick of some grim front line action causing him to rebel against the system. But his pre war involvements in China cause him complex problems as his superior officers penalise his rebellion by making him become a spy. The author introduces conflict, love interest and plenty of twists to keep the reader interested. The books pace is good, obviously well researched and both the dialogue and characters convincing. See his web site for an extract etc. I enjoyed it and look forward to reading more from John Bishop.

Jacob De Zoet, a young man employed as a clerk with the Dutch East India Co. sets out to make his fortune in order that he may return to his beloved Holland and marry his sweetheart.His ambition is thwarted by corrupt colleagues and it is his Japanese acquaintances that befriend him and make life bearable. During one of his trading visits to the mainland, he meets Orito, a young Japanese woman training to be a midwife under the tutelage of Dr. Marinus, one of the other European settlers. Orito will play a major part in Jacob’s life in Nagasaki as well as his loyal friend Uzaemon. The author has created this historical novel of culture clashes to portray the control of riches, peoples minds, and of death itself in a story of both integrity and corruption. This moving tale is a mixture of The Pirates of The Carribean and Madam Butterfly, its characters brilliantly described as well as bringing the splendours of Japan to mingle with the harsh living conditions of the European settlers. It is a narration of suspense and comedy, of love and murder, of politics and betrayal told in a thrilling and engaging way. This is well worth its Man Booker Prize nomination of 2010. All books reviewed are available from good bookshops and a variety of online book sellers both new and sometimes second hand.

DUENDE By Jason Webster http://www.jasonwebster.net/ Pages: 289 Being an Expat myself it is naturally interesting to see how others fare in this country - and Webster was determined to scratch his itch and find ‘Duende’ it nearly killed him. His non-fiction book gently unfolds then the pace hots up and to be honest I could not put it down. He has an easy style to read but still conveys a lot enabling the reader to feel, smell and sense the different environments he finds himself in. Whilst I do not claim to have had all the same experiences (fortunately) I do relate too many of his points and thoroughly enjoyed it. But please don’t think this is the typical Expat life! But a welcome change from much of the bland Expat literature out there. Good for Jason Webster. I for one will be reading more of his. 28

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Diabetes epidemic is bitter-sweet. Part 2 By Lucie Perkins Nutri Fit Food Coach Tune Up Your Diet Four dietary changes can have a big impact on the risk of type 2 diabetes. 1.Choose whole grains and whole grain products over highly processed carbohydrates. There is convincing evidence that diets rich in whole grains protect against diabetes, whereas diets rich in refined carbohydrates lead to increased risk. Women who averaged two to three servings of whole grains a day were 30 percent less likely to have developed type 2 diabetes than those who rarely ate whole grains. Whole grains are also rich in essential vitamins, minerals, and phytochemicals that may help reduce the risk of diabetes. In contrast, white bread, white rice, mashed potatoes, donuts, bagels, and many breakfast cereals have what’s called a high glycemic index and glycemic load. That means they cause sustained spikes in blood sugar and insulin levels, which in turn may lead to increased 2. Skip the sugary drinks, and choose water, coffee, or tea instead. Like refined grains, sugary beverages have a high glycemic load, and drinking more of this sugary stuff is associated with increased risk of diabetes. In the Nurses’ Health Study II, 3. Choose good fats instead of bad fats. The types of fats in your diet can also affect the development of diabetes. Good fats, such as the polyunsaturated fats found in liquid vegetable oils, nuts, and seeds can help ward off type 2 diabetes. Trans fats do just the opposite. These bad fats are found in much margarine, packaged baked goods, fried foods in most fast-food restaurants, and any product that lists “partially hydrogenated vegetable oil” on the label. Eating polyunsaturated fats from fish—also known as “long chain omega 3” or “marine omega 3” fats—does not protect against diabetes, even though there is much evidence that 30

these marine omega 3 fats help prevent heart disease. If you already have diabetes, eating fish can help protect you against a heart attack or dying from heart disease. 4. Limit red meat and avoid processed meat; choose nuts, whole grains, poultry, or fish instead. The evidence is growing stronger that eating red meat (beef, pork, lamb) and processed red meat (bacon, hot dogs, deli meats) increases the risk of diabetes, even among people who consume only small amounts. The good news from this study: Swapping out red meat or processed red meat for a healthier protein source, such as nuts, low-fat dairy, poultry, or fish, or for whole grains lowered diabetes risk by up to 35 percent. Not surprisingly, the greatest reductions in risk came from ditching processed red meat. If You Smoke, Try to Quit Add type 2 diabetes to the long list of health problems linked with smoking. Smokers are roughly 50 percent more likely to develop diabetes than non-smokers, and heavy smokers have an even higher risk. Alcohol Now and Then May Help A growing body of evidence links moderate alcohol consumption with reduced risk of heart disease. The same may be true for type 2 diabetes. Moderate amounts of alcohol—up to a drink a day for women, up to two drinks a day for men—increases the efficiency of insulin at getting glucose inside cells. And some studies indicate that moderate alcohol consumption decreases the risk of type 2 diabetes If you already drink alcohol, the key is to keep your consumption in the moderate range, as higher amounts Remember that even the most effective lifestyle advice will not work for everyone. As diabetes carries such serious health risks, there is a growing feeling that people who are at high risk of developing diabetes and its complications (particularly cardiovascular disease), and who have not responded to lifestyle advice, should be given drugs to reduce their risk. Always consult your Dr before making lifestyle changes.

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“ Get on yer bike.” Monthly cycling tips / advice and routes. by Gary and Lynn “Cyclogical” Quesada.

Cycle Route 18: Quesada to Dolores / Catral / Marjal campsite . Leave Quesada and head for Benijofar, turning left at the traffic lights (cobbled area) cycling downhill for about 300metres then turn right just before the edge of the town, past the houses until you come to orange/lemon groves and a track through them that takes you to the river. At the river turn left, over the bridge and down the ramp, then go left for about 15metres where there is a narrow lane that leads to a road. You are now in Formentera. Work your way down through the village until you come to the main road (be careful as many are oneway streets). Turn left and cycle out of Formentera on the main road until you come to a camino road on your right (Approx 2 kms ), take this and cycle up and over the bridge across the CV91 Guardamar road continuing until you come to the next junction (Road to Daya Nueva) where you go straight over through some lovely cultivated land with beautiful views until the next road where you turn left. Follow this road until you come to Dolores (4 kms). In the town square there are numerous restaurants and bars. Proceed through the town following the signs for Catral / Crevillente. Leaving Dolores you pick up the cycle path that takes you all the way to Catral (4kms). Keep following the signs for Crevillente. Leaving Catral you come to a roundabout (to the right is San Felipe Neri) but go straight on (there are signs for the campsite) cycling parallel to the AP7 until you come to a turning to your right and a bridge across the AP7 which takes you straight into Marjal campsite where there is a lovely restaurant & the facilities are available for you to use. Return home either retrace your steps or go left after coming over the bridge and this road will take you to the entrance to El Hondo nature reserve which is a lovely route but adds time (approx 1 hour/ 10kms). Total Cycling time: 4 Hours Total Distance: Approx 42 Kms. Summary: Lovely flat route with great views however had to use the main roads a couple of times. All Routes are now available from our website: www.cyclogicalcostablanca.com. Gary and Lynn are available at Cyclogical in Quesada, Monday to Friday9-30am till 5-30pm and from 10am till 2pm on Saturdays to assist and advise you on all your cycling requirements, including route maps

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Going Out

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Frangipane Berry Tart PREPARATION Preheat oven to 180°C. Grease and line the base of a 18cm loose bottomed tart tin. To make the pastry, add the flour, icing sugar and butter to the bowl of a food processor and pulse until the mixture resembles coarse breadcrumbs. Add the egg and pulse again until the dough comes together. Wrap in cling wrap, then rest in the fridge for about 1 hour. On a lightly floured surface, roll out half of the pastry until 3-4mm thick. (you can freeze the remaining pastry for up to 4 weeks). Line the tart tin with pastry, then rest in the fridge for 15 minutes. For the frangipane, cream the butter and sugar in an electric mixer until pale and fluffy. Add the eggs and egg yolk, one at a time until incorporated in the mixture. Fold in the almond meal and dark rum. Remove the tart tin from the fridge. Brush half of the strawberry jam over the bottom of the tart, then spread the frangipane on top. Scatter over half of the berries, pressing lightly into the mixture. Bake in the oven for 30-35 until golden and cooked through. Remove from the oven and brush lightly with remaining strawberry jam. Serve with whipped cream and remaining berries.

INGREDIENTS Flour, for dusting

200g butter

¼ cup strawberry Jam, heated

1 egg

1 punnet blueberries 1 punnet raspberries 1 punnet strawberries Whipped cream, to serve 375g plain flour 50g icing sugar

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Frangipane 125g butter, diced 125g icing sugar 2 eggs 1 egg yolk 125g almond meal 25ml dark rum

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Horoscopes

February 20th - March 20th

Aries Keeping a low profile gives you a chance to relax and unwind. You’re tired of running from one event to another, barely taking time to eat and sleep. Go ahead and take a day off if you’re feeling really frazzled. There will be plenty of time to make money later, when you feel refreshed. In fact, a well paid job will soon fall in your lap. There’s a good chance this position will be related to property, art, or gourmet food.

Leo Making a radical transformation appeals to your sense of drama. Take this opportunity to break a bad habit, get in shape, or launch a makeover. This one change will lead to a series of others. When people see you’ve changed, they’ll treat you differently. Don’t be surprised when you’re able to gain entry to exclusive social circles that were once barred from you. Making friends with a powerful executive will improve your professional prospects.

Sagittarius Spending quiet time at home sets the tone for a relaxing period ahead. The temptation to go out every night will fall by the wayside. You’ll be more interested in making sumptuous meals, adding decorative touches to your rooms, and clearing the place of clutter. If you’re tired of commuting, consider launching a home based business. Being able to work when you want will be incredibly liberating. It will take plenty of discipline, but the payoff will be worth it.

Taurus Your social life fairly sparkles with excitement. Invitations are pouring in. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to attend all of these parties; there simply isn’t time. Choose the events that allow you to mix and mingle with interesting people. You’re sure to make several artistic friends who will fuel your own creativity, and may even help you gain prominence in your desired field. Don’t be afraid to show your work to a gallery owner, publisher, or club manager.

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Make a long term plan for your professional future. In the past, it suited you to go from job to job, picking up different skills along the way. Now you’re ready to focus on a single field, achieving a level of excellence and prestige previously unknown to you. Choose your career wisely; make sure it speaks to your heart. Teaching, writing, travelling, and animal care are all good avenues for you to explore. It may be necessary to work behind the scenes in the early stages.

Libra

Scorpio

This is a wonderful time to promote your talent. Don’t let modesty stand in the way of your success. You’ve worked long and hard to perfect your skills and acquire expert status. You can honestly say you’re one of the most talented people in the field. Back up your claims with references. Your clients will be happy to write testimonials for you. News of an engagement, marriage, or business partnership will soon reach your ears. This is cause for celebration!

If you’re looking for work, you’ll come across several promising opportunities. Explore charitable organisations, religious institutions, and art guilds for your dream job. The salary won’t be very impressive at first, but the benefits and perks will be significant. There’s the added bonus of doing work that speaks to your heart. Do you already have a job you love? Then take this opportunity to launch a fitness regime.

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The intellectual stimulation you crave will come in the form of a challenging class. Sign up now, while there are still openings. You wouldn’t want to get shut out because you deliberated too long. The opportunity to take a relaxing break will fall into your lap. Head for somewhere famous for its natural beauty. Touring a garden, forest, or mountain range will renew your zest for life. If you’re single, you could meet someone special on this trip especially if open up and start talking.

You’re feeling secure, happy, and healthy. Revel in this sensation, as it can serve as the launching point for something wonderful. If you’ve been thinking about starting a business or humanitarian project, get to work now, while the stars are beaming lots of support. There won’t be a sense of urgency to what you do. Instead, you’ll take your time building the foundation for your project. Fortunately, your slow and steady pace will yield impressive results.

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You’re ready to try something new, even if it means feeling foolish or uncomfortable at first. Carrying out the same routine dulls your senses and blunts your talent. If you’re going to realise your full potential, you have to take some risks. Try an unfamiliar sport, hobby, or art form. Introduce yourself to new neighbours or workmates. Learn a foreign language or take up a musical instrument. Do the things designed to give your intellect a workout.

You’ll have a welcome opportunity to show off your creative work. There’s never been a better time to take on an agent or manager. Having someone who has lots of experience with the business side of art will give you more time to work on your craft. If you’re in a relationship, your partner could get a raise or well paid post that will allow you to create a line of clothing, jewellery, or furniture. Stop telling yourself such dreams are too frivolous.

Pisces You’re anxious to move forward with plans to travel, study, or write. It’s virtually impossible to stem the tide of ideas that are flooding into your mind. Keep pencil and paper handy to jot down any breakthroughs you’ll get while doing routine tasks like shopping, doing housework, and dispatching work. If you need financial backing, approach a relative or neighbour who has a deep appreciation for beauty. With their help, you can work wonders.

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BUY DIRECT We need more properties to sell! Contact us to arrange an appointment 0034 679 951 140 (Español) 0034 699 457 387 (English) 0034 606 619 288 (Dutch) 0034 966 779 788 (Office/fax) c/ San Rafael, 11, 03318 La Murada, Alicante

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www.inurbefincas.com info@inurbefincas.com Ref: 02506 – Molina de Segura – STUNNING VILLA ON EXCLUSIVE DEVELOPMENT – 379,000 € • • • • • • •

4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms Spacious lounge with patio doors to the terrace with fantastic views High quality fitted kitchen Underbuild, double garage Double glazing and air con Pool (10 x 5 m) Outstanding landscaped gardens with gazebo, stone furniture & BBQ

Ref 02507 NEW Hondon Nieves - Alicante

Ref 02505 NEW Cañada del Trigo - Murcia

Ref 01754 REDUCED Cañada del Trigo - Murcia

Ref 01632 REDUCED ALBATERA - ALICANTE

Village house requiring some renovation with separate plot for gardens etc. 4 beds, bath, kitchen, lounge/diner with fireplace. Patio at rear with outdoor kitchen. Close to amenities. Build: 155 m2 Plot: 1,000 m2 € 37,995

Large country house for renovation. 5 beds, bath, lounge/diner with fireplace, lounge, 2 kitchens. Spacious patio. Garage, storage. Additional plot for another house. Close to the village. Build: 200 m2 Plot: 3,398 m2 € 122,995

Spacious fully furnished villa, 3 beds, 2 baths, beautiful fitted kitchen, lounge/diner. Garage with studio. Porch. C/H. Enclosed plot with auto entry. Lovely location with panoramic views. Build: 220 m2 Plot: 9,000 m2 € 185,000

Beautiful finca, peaceful location with fantastic views. 2 beds, bath, lounge/diner, fitted kitchen with utlility. Separate apartment with bed and bath. Garage, workshop. Large pool and terrace. Build: 223 m2 Plot: 2,000 m2 € 259,995

Ref 02513 NEW Hondon Nieves - Alicante

Ref 02504 NEW Cañada del Trigo- MURCIA

Ref 01787 REDUCED SALINAS - ALICANTE

Ref 02515 NEW ORIHUELA - ALICANTE

Impressive, fully furnished 2 storey house. 4 beds , bath, lounge/diner, fitted kitchen, solarium. 2 garages, Barbeque, outdoor kitchen. Security grills, flyscreens. Enclosed gardens. Build: 135 m2 Plot: 4,300 m2 € 153,995

Development land for the construction of one villa or up to 4 separate dwellings. Next to tarmac road with water/electricity available Separate plot for the construction of one villa. Walking distance to village Plot: 8,800 m2 € 53,995

Financa available up to 160,000 €. Detached villa with 4 beds, 2 baths, 2 lounges, fitted kitchen. Some internal finishing required. Enclose plot with auto entry system. 5 mins from town. Build: 240 m2 Plot: 13,000 m2 € 187,995

Centrally located, spacious apartment. 3 beds, bath, lounge/diner with balcony, fitted kitchen with utility room. 15 mins from the commerical centres in Murcia. Close to all amenities. Build: 72 m2 € 39,995

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We’ve had another busy month at Barney’s, with many puppies being found in need of our help. This month we are holding our first auction in conjunction with the STRAY CATS association. The auction will take place at El Fogon, Hondon de los Frailes on Friday 30th March. Viewing starts 6pm, auction at 7pm. It is anticipated there will be over 200 quality lots We will be staging our annual sponsored walk on Sunday 29th April, walking 20kms to raise money for dogs such as these below who are all in need of loving homes. Contact us; 0034659274573 barneys.hope@gmail.com www.petsinspain.info

The Royal British Legion Pinoso Branch The Pinoso branch of the Royal British Legion in Spain held its belated Christmas Dinner/Dance at Rafael’s, outside Pinoso, on 28th January. Over fifty members and guests attended and entertainment was provided by swing singer David Stanley. A full programme of social events is planned for 2012, so if you are not already a member then please come along to one of our branch meetings, which are held on the last Tuesday of every month at La Blanca Paloma restaurant just outside Pinoso. You will be made very welcome. For more details, please contact: Ann Booth, Branch Secretary. Email: annbooth46@hotmail.co.uk; Tel: (0034) 686 696 365.

Paul Cunningham Nurses try to be there at the latter stages, free of charge, for any terminally ill patients. Already they have supported many patients and their families. This service needs a constant stream of funds and is supported by many fund raising events.

To help further raise the ongoing monies needed, there are now three Paul Cunningham Nurses charity shops Our team of nurses, carers and fundraisers are dedicated to working tirelessly. Many in the community have taken the Charity into their hearts and give generously, and not just money, as often just a little time can help a lot. Please help us continue helping more people spend their final days with dignity. If you would like to find out what you could do to help or find out more about the fund raising we do, please email: sueinthesun@hotmail. co.uk or call 639 318 526. Give a little - help a lot! 44

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Sax - Ref: ff0642

Salinas - Ref: ff0627

Sax - Ref: ff0636

Renovated town house Spacious lounge/diner Terrace & courtyard Fitted kitchen

Villa close to town with casita 3 beds, 3 baths Swimming pool, BBQ, & gardens Possible rental income

Apartment in great location 3 double beds, 1 bath New fitted separate kitchen 2 balconies

Reduced - only 68,995 euros.

Only 188,995 euros.

Bargain 64,995 euros.

Sax - Ref: ff0580

Sax - Ref: ff0567

Gorgeous country house Short walk to town 3 beds, 2 living rooms Large fitted kitchen/diner

Very well priced country house 3 beds, 1 bath, 2 living areas Pool & sun deck 3000m2 fully fenced plot

Large family villa 4 double beds, 3 baths Conservatory & separate dining room, 4,500m2 fenced plot

Pretty villa close to town 3 beds, 1 bath Garage & casita Substantially reduced

Silly price 123,995 euros

Now only 115,995 euros.

Reduced 148,995 euros.

Only 153,995 euros.

Sax - Ref: ff0513

Large villa in fantastic position 6 beds, 2 baths Swimming pool & extensive outbuildings Fully fenced 2000m2 plot Priced to sell - 199,995 euros.

Sax - Ref: ff0418

Sax - Ref: ff0378

Bargain Flats, Fincas, Villas, Plots & New builds

NEW PROPERTIES NEEDED Due to our successful advertising campaign we need more properties to sell. We have clients out everyday looking for properties in this area, Only Pinoso Villas will advertise your property across every European country and now Russia. Using Kyero, ThinksSpain,, 1Casa, Property net Spain, The Move Channel, In Spain TV and many more including our latest portal, Channel 4 - A place in the Sun…no other agent will give you more coverage

Even if we have y your p property p y contact us so we can register g you y with all the above portals Fixed fee with nothing to pay until we sell your property

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Hondon Valley Golf Society JOHN AINSCOUGH PUTS THE WIND UP THE REST TRIUMPHING AT FONT DEL LLOP AT THE SECOND ATTEMPT AS BOB BERRIMAN WINS GOLD AND CAPTAIN GEOFF TAKES THE BRONZE ON VALENTINE’S DAY.

The HVGS February Stableford at Font Del Llop was ’winded off’ at the first attempt on 7th February as very strong winds made play almost impossible to the extent that Alberto Iglesias Fernandez, a Director of Font Del Llop, spoke to the HVGS Chairman offering all players a ‘wind check’ to play at a future date. Full marks go to the management of Font Del Llop Golf Resort who have made many friends within the Society following this magnanimous gesture. Some members recalled receiving ‘rain checks’ when courses had been flooded but cancellations due to wind are very rare indeed. With all thirty players off the course before midday, the bar was a warm and popular venue for the windswept golfers and brandies the most popular tipple. It was try again exactly one week later as seven fourballs tee-ed off in less windy but very chilly conditions. Even so, the wind was strong enough to challenge most golfers, making John Ainscough’s score of 36 points deserving of the word ‘triumph’ as he showed everyone else how to play this testing, picturesque course in the hills near Montford Del Cid; no one else got within 9 points of his winning score. Out on the course Secretary Jim Lynch received a Valentine’s Day surprise when he opened his sandwich box. Inside was a card from a secret admirer prompting Jim to suggest that this card was something to keep unlike his scorecard which was something to tear up and throw away! Keep going Jim – you may be struggling with the golf but at least somebody loves you! In the nineteenth hole Captain Geoff Rabey welcomed three guests and five new members. He remarked that he was delighted at the day’s turnout and asked members wishing to enter the HVGS Matchplay Knockout Trophy to do so by Wednesday 22nd February by email so that the draw can be made on Thursday 23rd February and that First Round matches can be played in March. For information on how to join HVGS contact the Secretary, Jim Lynch, on 666 208 416 or email jamesandsue.lynch@ gmail.com . To reserve your place on the list for the Society Golf Days contact the Captain, Geoff Rabey, on 966 191 763 and 619 577 192 or e-mail him at rabbiofvillena@gmail.com

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Tuesday 13 Meet 09.1th March - El Pla nt 5 am in C lubhouse io Tuesday Meet 09.110th April - Alican te 5 am in C lubhouse i Tuesday 8 t h May Meet 09.1 5 am in C - Alenda lubhouse Tuesday 1 Meet 09.12th June - Font D el 5 am in C lubhouse Llop Tu esd Meet 09a.1y 10th July El Pla 5 am in C n lubhousetio

Winners HVGS Stableford – Font Del Llop Golf Resort Tuesday 14th February 2012 Member

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Bob BERRIMAN Gold Winner 12 27 Terry’s Brandy Jan HENDRICKS Gold Runner Up 9 26 Wine John AINSCOUGH Silver Winner 17 36 Terry’s Brandy Larry INSKIP Silver Runner Up 21 27 Wine Geoff RABEY Bronze Winner 22 20 Terry’s Brandy Steve MUNN Bronze Runner Up 21 17 Wine Koos VAN BEEK Best Guest 14 25 Wine Paul RICHARDS Nearest the Pin 3rd Wine Larry INSKIP Nearest the Pin 12th Wine Bob BERRIMAN Nearest the Pin 16th Wine Paul RICHARDS Longest Drive 9th Wine Paul RICHARDS Green Fee Refund €35.00 Cash Martin TAYLOR Football Scratchcard Cardiff City €20.00 Cash

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FIREWOOD FOR SALE A “FREE” chimney clean with every load of wood

Stock up now with seasonal wood for Winter CALL ANGELA 658 626 315

CAMPO GOLF SOCIETY Campo GS started 2012 with an excellent day’s golf at El Plantio on a very fine January day. The course was in its usual good condition, making it very enjoyable for the regular players and several new golfers too.

The overall winner was Dave Bratley with a score of 30 points,

RESULTS N/P 7TH

DAVE BRATLEY

N/P 9TH

R. BERRIMAN

N/P 14TH

S. ZWOLLE

N/P 18TH

JAN HENDRIKS

DATES FOR 2012 23RD MARCH

ALENDA - FIRST TEE 10.24am

27TH APRIL

ALTORREAL - FIRST TEE 10.00am

25TH MAY

ALENDA - FIRST TEE 10.48am -

22ND JUNE

TO BE ADVISED

GOLF BREAK TO BENIDORM

followed closely by Jan Hendriks on 29 points. Dave and Jan also

The society is organising a 3-day golf break to the 4* Hotel Villatana

managed to win the N/P’s along with R Berriman and S. Zwolle.

in Benidorm for 20th March 2012. The cost is €155 for 3 nights B

Dave brings the wine prizes and manages to take some home again!! - cheers Dave and well done.

& B and 3 day’s golf. Can those interested please speak to Brian so he can add your name to the list. Transport will be arranged nearer the time. If this is successful, it is hoped that this could become an annual event.

The Society would like to thank Ann & John Abbott for their support in respect of the annual AJ Cup which will be hotly contested again this year.

CONTACT BRIAN ON 966677852/ 618834774 OR BARRY 965480716/686374717

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When sending through your items by email, please only send in normal size text. GENERAL Can’t wait to place your stuff in Tim classifieds? You can now place your unwanted items FREE of charge including photo’s, no price limits, from a house to a car or a rental property, place your unwanted stuff to sell! FREE of charge at www.timspain.com classifieds, sell it fast sell it today. Now includes Free Personal listings Solar panels, used, 175w, 24v, cost 460euros new, 275euros each.618 228 928 Villena/ Caudete 2 Z beds used once 60 euros pair. Macisvenda - 648 757 356 Ariston Induction Hob. Quick boil 3 burner electric hob in a dark glass finish. Very good condition 95 euros. Tel: 968 732 065. (Calasparra area) Victorian small pink velvet pretty chaise, good condition ideal for a bedroom 62cms wide 136cms long arm height 82cms 120 euros also Small light mahogany wall glass fronted display cabinet beautifully made 46cms high 39cms wide 11cms deep 25 euros also Dolls cream crib with doll and covers never played with excellent condition 20 euros Telephone 697 224 849 Catral area 52

Towbar to fit Suzuki Grand Vitara with detachable hook. 150 euros. Tel 968 696 011. Fortuna. Sky plus box with white viewing card for sale, return to Uk forces sale 80 euros Villena 622 889 816 Dark green leather, 2 seater sofa and footstool in very good condition. Lovely wooden surround. Bargain at €80. 633 520 832 Monovar/Sax area. Set of Dunlop junior golf clubs, consisting of Bag, 5 iron, 7 iron, 9 iron, putter, and a 15 grade driver and golf balls, ball cleaner. Used only 5/6 times like new, this is ideal for any youngster wishing to try their hand at golf. Cost 149 pounds 14 months ago want 45 euros. 633 845 398 Sax Wrought iron gate with bars -complete with frame posts, lock and key 1800 cms x 90 cm aprox must be sold 75 euros 615 121 048 Aspe 6ft Pool table complete with balls etc, good condition, paid 1425 euros when new at spainpool.com, will accept 550 euros. Salado Alto, near Abanilla 966 196 609. Large metal open fire insert. 86 x 66 cm. 50 Euros - (Hondon area) Tel; 690 200 51

Computer Desk only few weeks old. Too big for room. 110cm w x 82cm d x 145cm h. Height without back shelf (which can be removed) 75cm 70 euros Tel 672 566 094 Abanilla General eletrics (American make),excellent quality, fridge freezer white in very good clean condition.Inside as new. overall hight is 164cm,width of 72cm depth of 72cm 175 euros Tel 685 466 682 Orihuela Paint and varnish electric spray gun, never been used, still in box, has all the attachments 10 euros Tel 671 839 685 Murcia Tefal actifry perfect condition, cost 299 euros, one spoonful of oil to cook one kilogram of crispy healthy chips, also stir frys etc, €95 Pinoso 968 434 300/617 711 872 (view TIM website) For Quick Sale - 3 x 2 upholstered Settees (metal frame), each open-up as large single bed at 30€ each, worth more - Phone 606 646 587 (Sax Area) to 18kgs or 4 years old. fully adjustable.20 euros, also Childs Maclaren pushchair with brake, weather cover-shopping bag,navy with green trim,also babywalker,35 euros for both. Pinoso Area. Phone 660 743 937

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For sale : 1 silver gas bottle 10 Euros, 2 two seater sofas pale yellow 100 Euros, Pinoso area. TEl : 966 979 518, 680 657 254. Bright red train “electric” ideal childs pressy or suit bar/café facing, front flash red nose and horn 120 euros ono La Murada 965 976 844 Paint and varnish electric spray gun, never been used, still in box, has all the attachments, 10 euros tel 671 839 685 Murcia English barrel rain water butt with cover ,60 x 90 approx will hold 180 ltrs 20 € Telephone Jeff 965 696 312 HP all-in-one Printer Scanner and Copier. Little used, good as new condition, with spare cartridges. €35 Bresser Skylux 35x-175x Astronomy Telescope. As new. €40 Crevillente, 645 651 062 Log Burner free standing includes indoor and stainless steel outdoor chimney. 300E, also round stone table and three benches 200E Abanilla 672 566 094 Mobility 4 Wheel Walker With fitted hand brakes! Finished in Dark Blue With A Padded seat shopping basket As new Never used Cost £125 Accept 60€ Fortuna 633 193 156.

Costa Blanca Used half moon roof tiles for sale approx 1000 available, 25€ for 100, tel: Andrew 661 208 917, Sax Massage Table, white, adjustable with space for face , fair condition, 20.00 Tel 966 192 144 La Romana 2.4m Satellite Dish ( petal ) &lnb, price includes a Pace skydigibox, 150.00 euros, Tel 965 077 182 , Dolores Childs car seat. suitable for up Two sets of triple-light ceiling lights,bronze finished with bayonet cap (push in) light bulbs. In excellent condition. 50 Euros for both, also 27” colour TV (not flat screen) in excellent working condition, complete with remote control, 40 euros,Thomson skyBox complete with “free to view” card. 150Euros, terrestrial TV digital receiver 20 Euros. Tel: 651 572 942 Aspe area Car battery ,used but in fully working order will fit most cars only 30 Euros!! Fortuna 633 193 156 Wall mounted electric bathroom radiator/towel rail Fagor model TL70E (1585 x 550 x 80). White in colour is in perfect condition. Cost 250€ new will accept €100 Castalla area. Tel 965 562 094

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Benza ES8000 generator with Robin EH41 engine. Petrol or gas powered, producing 13.5 HP. Electric starter. Call Sandy on 965 562 014 (Castalla) - 499 eur O.N.O

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Samantha Hampshire, Translator, Medical, Legal, Tax, Driving Licence, Town Hall, School, Residency, Complete Discretion assured Tel 697 925 947 Joiner/Carpenter Fully qualified joiner. 35 years experience (12 in Spain), anything from a shelf to a new roof. All general repairs. Decking a speciality. Tel 966 182 839/662 048 869 or text 680 755 943

Special Spring Offer. Driving to or from the UK? English guest house in France. Bed, Breakfast and Evening Meal for two, only 50 euros! Conditions apply. www.millefleursbb.co.uk or 0033 562 331 962

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Mobility Scooter Celebrity Pride XL Town & Country Ideal for off Road Coachwork Finished in Jade Green Can Dismantles to fit in Car Boot. Virtually Brand New Condition had little use due to ill health Cost New £2250 Accept 850€ Fortuna 633 193 156. 2nd hand cars bought and sold Tel 691 260 502 Ford Tourneo, tinted windows, Spanish registered, 2007 1.9cc, very economical. Exchange for UK estate car. Tel No. 652 593 679 TBQ CITY MAX 250cc Scooter with top box 2008 Spanish plates ITV May 2013,Insured until May 2012 11,900 Kms ,2 New Pirelli Tyres ,Cover ,2 helmets and chain lock Bargain at 650 € Telephone : Jeff 965 696 312 La Romana

Ford Galaxy 1.9tdi year 2000-only 130kmsexceptional throughout-ITV July- 7 seats- very nice drive and very economical-ideal for family visits. Quick sale required return uk- 4650 euros tel 617 085 793

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“Country properties under 150,000 euros urgently wanted in Sax, Salinas, and surrounding areas. Buyers waiting. Free market valuation - no fee until sold. What have you got to lose? Contact Steve or Claire on 965 474 314 / 675 218 436 or email fabfincas@gmail.com Discretion assured.” ENTERTAINMENT Auction every 2nd and last Wednesday at bar central in Barbaroja starts 2pm, good food/ great atmosphere Call for info 636 456 139 Do you have an Event/Events happening at your bar/restaurant? You can now place your up and coming Events FREE of charge in our Events Calendar at www. timspain.com. Get your business noticed today!!

I buy fridges / washing machines / furniture /electricals / tools/ bikes, ! Anything! Get cash call Sue on 636 456 139 Wanted a wax bath plus wax if possible. suitable for hands for arthritic condition treatment. Contact Malcolm on 966 192 595 or mob. 660 276 633 Hondon area. Wanted small inflatable rubber dinghy foR boat tender Tel 647 037495 or 968 171 356 Mar Menor I am looking for a person for language exchange Spanish/ English, I am a 25 year old Spanish man who lives in Sax, I am usually free at the weekends, we can help each other, call 607 430662 or email saxis5986@ hotmail.com Guillermo Anyone willing and able to take eight 5ltr. bottles of wine to the Bedford area of the Uk for a reunion party, if so what cost please.Please contact Malcolm on 660 276 633 or email malcybarrett@hotmail.com Thanks in anticipation Hondon area. 54

Murder Mystery Party Planners Clueso and Clueless Host a party with a difference! Personalised games written; from €40 Parties and events planned and run for you; from €70 Charity fundraising events catered for! Call 600 863 948 or email mofieldhouse@hotmail.com

Art & Craft Classes For adults and children with Professional Artist and Qualified Teacher. Classes near Pinoso and Hondon de los Frailes. Contact: lindahalbert@hotmail.com or tel. 966 195 502 evenings.

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Inland Properties Town houses from 65,000e, 3 bedrooms,2 bathrooms Villas from 105,000e Land with water and electric from 35,000e all totally legal Also large selection of Coastal properties Tell us what you want! properties required! covering the Costa del Sol Phone 0034 617 987 859 email ardnahomes@live.com

PETS EVENTS ZUMBA & ZUMBA TONING, the worlds fastest growing fitness programme inspired by both Latin & International dance. Classes in Sax & La Romana. Call Tina (Dip.PT,RSA,IAF) 659 422 501. Car Boot Sale in Salinas nr Sax every Sunday/ fully legal, see www.rastro.timspain.com for more details on how to get there. PARTY YOURSELF INTO SHAPE IN 2012!! DITCH THE WORKOUT, JOIN THE PARTY!! ZUMBA FITNESS CLASSES with Certified Zumba Instructor In Pinoso, La Romana, Fortuna, The Hondons, La Zarza for details contact Donna 966 195 876 / 699 408 773 www.zumbaiberia.com

Work is hard to find at the moment.....So why not have your own little shop? Can’t afford the high rent? For just 100 euros a month, you can have your own little shop! We are looking for people with ladies UK underwear, ladies clothes & small gifts.Call today ! 620 241 713 PINOSO

Hairdressing salon with 4 chairs. Mezzanine floor offering treatment and massage area. Fully equipped and licenced. 120 square metres, air conditioning, motorised blinds and all other fixtures. Situated in Albatera, very close to Mercadona.

Traspaso only 5,000 euros, reasonable rent and negotiable lease. Telephone: 629 180 236.

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Claire Crofts - Mobile Dog Grooming - Tel 649 280 204

PROPERTY RENTALS La Romana. long term unfurnished end townhouse in village. 3 double bedrooms. kitchen/diner. utility.lounge/ diner. 3 bathrooms. massive underbuild. garaging. terrace. tel 659 658 760/ 965 978 907

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Winging it! A View from the pilot’s seat By Chris Pickles. (Sol-aero Flyers)

I hate commercial flying! Is it because I’m not in control, or that Ryanair treat you like cattle, or because I always end up sitting next to a sweating alcoholic? Nope! I don’t mind being herded or where I sit if my flight cost less than the airport parking. I love Ryanair! I also know that pilots are highly trained, and that flying isn’t particularly difficult anyway, so I have no control issues either.

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But that charade at the airport! Somebody kill me……please! Hats, coats, belts, and shoes off, liquids over 100ml confiscated, my less than 100ml of toothpaste confiscated because I forgot to put it in a re-sealable plastic bag, what bloody difference does a bag make to my deadly toothpaste!!! Brainless morons hold things up even more trying to justify why their 2 litres of Fanta is somehow exempt from the 100ml rule, or why their handbag is somehow not another item of hand baggage. Why argue? You won’t win! You are told with a stern voice that it is in the interest of passenger safety…. Cobblers! I wouldn’t mind if it wasn’t all so utterly pointless…no diligent terrorist would bring his bomb through the passenger channels when it’s so easy to walk straight through the front door! Here’s what you do. ( Al Queda recruits, please stop reading now). 1. Don a pilot uniform (69.99€ from Transair) 2. Find a quiet spot on the airport perimeter fence close to baggage handling if possible. Place an accomplice with bomb concealed in briefcase here. 3. Get the registration mark of a light aircraft on the tarmac 4. Go to the flight planning office (ask security if unsure) 5. File a flightplan using the aircraft registration. You’ll be given a yellow copy…go to flightcrew security.

There are a couple of weak areas. Flight planning might ask who the operator of your aircraft is. You can Google the registration for this. You would have to learn to file a flight plan correctly. Get an ATC operations study book. Security may request your pilots licence. Only ever happened to me once, but it’s a tricky one. You could always get one of course. For this…see me!! Maybe I shouldn’t jest about such a serious issue, but I kid you not, it’s that simple at most international airport’s, and I don’t just mean Spain. If the millions spent scrutinizing my toothpaste were spent on something useful, like securing the perimeter, we would all be safer, and flying would be a pleasure again!

6. Present your copy and go through the scanners. You are now airside, in a pilot uniform, with a flightplan, free to go where you like!! 7. Go to the fence where your mate can chuck the briefcase over. 8. Go to baggage handling, where you can place your bomb on the relevant trolley for your target flight, it will be loaded with no further checks !

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until next time, Chocks away!!

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