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• Behind the bridge of the nose and below the brain, two small pieces of tissue dangle in the nasal passage. They're packed with ten million receptor cells and covered with mucus. Nerve fibers connect them to the two olfactory bulbs below the brain. Airborne chemicals are carried up the nose, mixed with warm humid air, trapped by mucus, and sampled by these sensors. The signals are sent to the brain which identifies the odor. Nerves in the nose are the only nerves in the human body that regenerate. This may be due to the fact that they're the only nerves that are out in the open, protected only by mucus. • The average person can name more than 2,000 odors. Trained experts can recognize over 10,000. The power of the nose peaks in middle age and then fades. About half of people over 80 cannot smell, which may account for the high number of accidental gas poisonings each year among the elderly. People with Alzheimer's disease are likely to have smelling deficits. One out of every 15 victims of head injury wakes up in a permanently odorless world. Accidents are the leading cause of the inability to smell, an affliction suffered by 2 million Americans.

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• According to legend, Frederick the Great of Prussia was inspecting his soldiers when he noticed their sleeves were dirtier than the rest of their uniforms. When he asked why, he was told that the men used their sleeves to wipe the sweat from their brow and to blow their noses on. To stop this, he ordered that buttons be sewn on the sleeves, giving the men a nasty scratch whenever they used their sleeves as hankies. Today men’s suits are still adorned with useless buttons.

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• Junius Brutus Booth, father of John Wilkes Booth, was a famous stage actor. His handsome appearance was marred by a broken nose. Once a female fan gushed, "You're such a wonderful actor, but I just can't get over your nose!" He replied, "Well, no wonder! The bridge is gone!" • When Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe lost the tip of his nose in a duel, he had it replaced with a silver one. • Sir William Davenant, a British writer, lost his nose due to illness and his appearance was very disconcerting. An old woman once blessed his eyesight. When he enquired why, she replied that if his eyesight ever failed, he would have no place to prop a pair of spectacles. ...continued

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• On June 29, 1613, the Globe Theater, where most of Shakespeare's plays debuted, burns down. The Globe was built by Shakespeare's acting company, the Lord Chamberlain's Men, in 1599 from the timbers of London's very first permanent theater, Burbage's Theater, built in 1576. • On June 28, 1928, 26-year-old Louis Armstrong walks into a Chicago recording studio with five fellow jazz instrumentalists and walks out having changed the course of music history. Armstrong and his Hot Five recorded "West End Blues," which would make him an international sensation. • On June 30, 1936, Margaret Mitchell's "Gone with the Wind," one of the best-selling novels of all time, is published. By the time Mitchell won the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction in 1937, a movie project was already in the works. • On June 26, 1956, the U.S. Congress approves the Federal Highway Act, which allocates more than $30 billion for the construction of some 41,000 miles of interstate highways, the largest public construction project in U.S. history to that date. • On July 2, 1964, President Lyndon Johnson signs into law the historic Civil Rights Act, which prohibited racial discrimination in employment and education and outlawed racial segregation in public places such as schools, buses, parks and swimming pools. It would help pave the way for the Voting Rights Act of 1965. • On June 27, 1976, a storekeeper in Sudan becomes ill and dies five days later. It was the start of the world's first recorded Ebola virus epidemic. By the time the epidemic was over, 284 cases were reported throughout the area. • On July 1, 1984, the Motion Picture Association of America, which oversees the voluntary rating system for movies, introduces a new rating, PG-13. The MPAA created the rating to better help parents determine whether a movie was child-appropriate. © 2017 King Features Synd., Inc.

Sorry, Cousin Mike, Jordan's Not Greatest So my cousin Mike comes up to me at a funeral and says to me, "Yo, cousin Mark ... am I right about this? Tell me Jordan wasn't the greatest of all-time? That the NBA is boring now." Now, he asked in a New Jersey dialect, you must understand. He wasn't asking me to tell him Michael Jordan wasn't the greatest. He was seeking vindication for an argument and telling me in a passiveaggressive way to confirm the fact that Jordan was the greatest. I chose to go the opposite route. "Jordan wasn't the greatest of all-time." I took him at his word. That player, to me, will always be Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. But it wasn't easy being Kareem; even he was swept out of the finals twice. The Jordan argument is always a valid one, and he is always on my first team, NBA Mount Rushmore. But this year's Golden State Warriors team made me rethink the NBA. The '80s and '90s era was a glorious time for the NBA. Every single team had a poster-ready superstar, and the NBC games of the week -- punctuated by Marv Albert's "Yes!" -- were must-see TV. But the game was played differently. Basically, Jordan got the ball, wagged his tongue, broke somebody's ankles, jumped in the air, flew about 20 feet and simply put the ball in the basket because he was right there. Then came the Kobe and hack-aShaq era, and people started to tune out. The NCAA became king. Well, this season has had people talking about the Golden State Warriors. They're a superteam of superstars, and they play in a way that boggles the mind. I just don't understand why people are complaining. These guys don't do the Jordan thing ... they just sink the ball from anywhere on the court. It's truly amazing to see.

Steph Curry isn't the greatest of all time ... but he's one of the greatest shooters of all time. Yeah, he pinned a clown suit on LeBron James and acted like a real villain lying on the side of the court, but there was no denying that he was fantastic, as was Kevin Durant. They went 16-1 in the playoffs --sparing LeBron the shame of sharing Kareem's sweep record -- and established themselves as being one of the greatest teams to ever take the court. Oakland drops the ball with this team. I get that you have to call them Golden State to appease the San Francisco market, but to me you have a city desperate to improve its reputation, and probably half the kids in America watching haven't a clue where Golden State is. Even the Kings admit to being from Sacramento. Then again, they might want to tamp down on the riots before making a name change. Can people in America stop rioting over sports? In other countries, people riot over things like not getting enough food off the back of a U.N. truck. Here, some guy sinks 39 points, holds up a trophy and people go berserk all night. Why does a championship mean you have to destroy cars and light couches on fire? Enough with the couch fires, America. So sorry, Mike ... Jordan may not be the best ever, but the lack of parity in the NBA shouldn't overwhelm the fact that there's great basketball being played. So enjoy. Just don't riot. Mark Vasto is a veteran sportswriter who lives in New Jersey.

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• “When packing for the kids to go to camp, here’s a tip we’ve used over and over again: Put all elements of each outfit (top, bottom, undergarments, socks, etc.) folded into a gallon-size zipper-close bag. I add a plastic grocery bag as well. Each day, the child puts on a fresh outfit, then puts yesterday’s clothes into the plastic grocery bag. You can tell what’s been worn, and it’s all ready at the start of day — no looking for socks or underwear!” — M.H. in North Carolina • Keep your car’s back seat clean with a sheet. Drape a twin-size sheet over the back seat. Tuck in all around. Use scissors to make a small opening for the seat belts. Now dirt and crumbs will be contained in the sheet, and you can shake it off when you get to your destination or home! Works great for road trips and beach days. • When Mom or Dad travels for work, it can be hard on the parent and kids staying home. Try this trick: Record yourself reading a story. The child can play the recording as he or she follows the story in the book. Or, make a video for younger kids. • Need a quick travel cup or kids’ sippy cup? Use a plastic cup, then cover it with a square of plastic wrap secured with a rubber band. Finally, insert a straw through the plastic. There you go! • “Here is a guaranteed no-scrub tip for a clean coffeepot: Fill coffeemaker with water, drop a dishwasher pod in the carafe, and brew the hot water right on top of it. After brewing, let sit 10-15 minutes, and it’ll be clean as a whistle.” — C.L. in Oregon Send your tips to Now Here’s a Tip, 628 Virginia Drive, Orlando, FL 32803.

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June 16-18 have been designated Duct Tape Days. Here’s a tribute to the item that folks claim can fix most anything, the “handyman’s secret weapon”! • One of the world’s largest makers of everyone’s favorite adhesive is located in Avon, Ohio, which has proclaimed itself the Duct Tape Capital of the World. It’s the home of the brand Duck Tape, and the Duct Tape Days Festival held there every year features a parade, and art, sculpture, and fashion shows all featuring unusual uses of duct tape. • Although we now refer to this adhesive as “duct tape,” it was in fact first called “duck tape.” That’s because it was first composed of long strips of plain cotton duck cloth. Clear back in 1902, the steel cables supporting the Manhattan Bridge were covered in linseed oil and wrapped in duck cloth as a protection from corrosion or wear. Also in the early part of the 20th century, canvas duck fabric was used as a reinforcement inside shoes to make them stronger. During the 1940s, venetian blinds were held together with long strips of duck tape. • It wasn’t until World War II that duck tape became a sticky adhesive. The mother of two Navy sailors, who worked in a munitions factory, was concerned that the seals on the ammunition boxes would cost soldiers time while engaged in battle. She contacted President Franklin Roosevelt with her suggestion – seal the boxes with a fabric tape. The War Production Board hired Johnson & Johnson to develop a tape that could be ripped by hand, not cut with scissors. The new adhesive was a thin cotton duck tape, coated in waterproof polyethylene, with rubber-based adhesive on one side. Soon the soldiers were using it for repairing vehicles, aircraft, and weapons. ...continued

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