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> THE MORE THINGS CHANGE… Three new councilors took their seats at the start of the year, and Bend City Council wasted little time digging into the important issues of the day. As more controversial content began to pepper the Council’s agendas, the new dynamics of that elected body began to come clear. But rather than push forward change, these difference meant a lot more close votes and what some might consider slow progress. In NEWS, we take a look at the top five local news stories of the year.

> AN INSIDE PERSPECTIVE It’s easy to judge City government from the outside, but City councilors have their own take on what the year held and how they responded to its challenges. In FEATURE, we check in with three members of Council—one old, two new—to get the inside scoop on lessons learned from behind the podium.

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NEWS P7

OUR TOP NEWS OF THE PAST YEAR

SOUND P13 TOP 10 ALBUMS OF 2015

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> WE BE NOMMIN’ Bend may still be a small city with rural roots, but the food scene is increasingly metropolitan, with a wide array of flavors and influences, and a smattering of award-winning chefs. Food trucks continue to serve as successful incubators for larger culinary endeavors, and each year seems to bring more and more high-quality food options. In CHOW, we explore the best of what’s new and talk to Global Fusion Chef Bethlyn Rider about her favorite dishes around town. And since you have to have something to wash all those tasty bites down, we run down the top beers and coffees, too.

News 7 Feature 9 Our Picks

Sound 13 Clubs 16 Events 18

> TO SEE, OR NOT TO SEE

Culture 22

With the explosion of Central Oregon’s theatre scene, it can be hard to keep up on which plays, actors, and directors are most worth checking out. To help plan your cultural calendar, in CULTURE we check in with local theatrical types about the best performances they saw this year. Remember these names so you can say you saw them when.

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Bendites are a sporty bunch. And we don’t just mean that in the cyclocross, snowboarding, standup paddleboarding kind of way. Locals are equally talented when it comes to more “conventional” sports like football and golf. In OUTSIDE, a Central Oregon expert gives us a rundown of the year’s top sports wins. Go, team!

Astrology 35 Real Estate

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EDITOR Erin Rook

As we look back on 2015, one thing is clear—it was an eventful year. City Council tackled big issues, Bend’s food and theater scenes continued to blossom, and local athletes achieved great heights. As we kick off a new year—and our 20th volume of the Source— we look toward Bend’s increasing urbanization and the possibility and challenges it holds. Time flies—here’s what went down.

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Regarding Bend’s Lifestyle I have lived here for some 39 years and it just seems some of the current trends need a reality check. To me they are becoming intolerable. There is no reason to tolerate that just because the Deschutes was dammed up 100 years ago, that it must remain that way in perpetuity. Let it run free, like God intended. There is no reason to tolerate dogs off-leash when you have thousands of open acres of forest to take your crotch-sniffing, undisciplined dog out to wander around. There is no reason to tolerate open and legal use of a mind altering drug like marijuana. It is an evil plot to make otherwise intelligent people more pliable to the agenda of uber rich like the Koch Brothers, who envision a race of slaves serving the moneyed classes while having no hope of improving their own fortunes. There is no reason to tolerate homes that cost over a quarter million dollars, for a starter home. We don’t all need to live in McMansions to feel the pride of home ownership. I have always thought Oregon’s Land Use laws were good, but it’s just plain sad that all the new neighborhoods, where homes are just 10 feet apart with no yards, are destroying the character that once made Bend such a desirable place to live. Period. End of Rant! —Dave Stalker

A HOMEBUILDER’S TAKE ON AFFORDABLE HOUSING (5/5) Regarding Bend’s Affordable Housing The Source Weekly has done a good job in recent articles pointing out the complexity of the “affordable housing” issue in Bend and the difficulties resolving it. As has been written, SDCs are one factor that has pushed up housing costs, but clearly they are not the most impactful cost. In my opinion, they are not the most important, either. Eliminating them would help housing costs, but there should be equality and fairness for the cost of new housing. Why should one homeowner pay for roads, streets, parks, and sewers, and another homeowner not pay. The Source has also pointed out that the conversion of over 500 homes to vacation rentals has taken many potential existing homes off the market and that won’t change anytime soon. Vacation rentals are apparently lucrative. As a homebuilder, the other top three factors prohibiting “affordable housing” locally are: 1) Land prices are very high in Bend. The current shortage of buildable land because of the restricted UGB and the purchase of most de-

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2) Housing costs are no longer possible with expensive materials and labor, unlike they were 30 to 40 years ago. Increase in production costs— whether concrete, drywall, roofing, fixtures, etc.; upgrades in building code requirements; or recent increases in construction labor (caused by the shortage of skilled labor)—have made “affordable housing” all but impossible. 3) People don’t want small houses like many of us grew up in. As a society, we have incurred square footage “creep.” No one is satisfied now with “smaller” homes. My personal family home for my first 18 years was less than 1,500 square feet. What happened to family homes with one car garages, one bathroom, and three small bedrooms. I don’t think any builder will build these anymore. They would just not sell. However, they would be more “affordable.” —Phil Henderson, Phil Henderson Homes

IN REPLY TO “FREEDOM IS NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE” (7/1) Regarding the Downtown Exclusion Zone This decision reeks of elitism, and I question its constitutionality. If someone commits a crime, whether downtown or in any other part of Bend, arrest them and give them due process. Someone in this thread said it earlier—Bend is becoming like one big homeowners association in an elite gated community. Heaven forbid there should be anything remotely distasteful, heaven forbid we should let “those people” move freely in our picture-perfect town. I don’t like it at all.

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RIDING FOR THE “FREEDOM” TO OPPRESS OTHERS (7/7) Regarding the Bend Freedom Ride So, as a relative newcomer, let me see if I “get” this July 4 tradition: Freedom somehow means a bunch of white people get to exercise the privilege (not quite the same as freedom) of throwing empty beer cans and other trash all over Pioneer Park for some underpaid city worker (perhaps a person of color to boot?) to clean up? Well, that’s great. Riding bikes in funny costumes on the 4th is clever, but leaving a mess behind for somebody else to deal with isn’t. Rights and freedoms come with duties and obligations; we don’t live alone, but in a community with others. Freedom doesn’t mean being a jerk. —Judy Ridner

IN REPLY TO “YOU CAN, BUT YOU SHOULDN’T” (9/30) Regarding our Boot about flying the Confederate Flag. So what is the author’s opinion of the Mexican flag and Cinco De Mayo celebrations? Beyond the obvious prejudice the author towards the southern states the question has to be how does the author know what is in someone’s heart. This article is just another cowardly hit piece by the Source. The author/authors did not even have the conviction to give their names. Typical liberal cowards. —Anne

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IN REPLY TO “RUNNING ON EMPTY?” (8/12) Regarding Bend’s Road Infrastructure Mankind has been building roads since about 3,000 BC, and Bend has been building roads since 1905, but somehow our City Fathers missed the memo that roads also need to be maintained. I don’t deny our roads need attention, but I can’t believe that The City Council has had no plan in place for funding the repair that roads obviously require and has seemingly been caught so unprepared that their only solution is to raise taxes. If Bend is really that short of money, then they obviously can’t afford to buy crumbling obsolete dams, and should focus more on taking care of the crumbling obsolete infrastructure they’ve already got. —Dave Neil

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IN REPLY TO “BUILDING BEND’S FUTURE” (8/5) Regarding Bend’s Affordable Housing To me “affordable housing” means crime and trash. I moved here for the reason of nature and pretty land. Why are we not cleaning up the areas that look run down already? Why are we needing to clear more land? Makes no sense and now with a 4-year college, ugh, traffic and parties here we come!!!!! Even Prineville and La Pines housing is going up up up!!!! —Heather Valentine Scott would quickly learn that only head coaches get to be as enraged as head coaches.

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INTOLERABLE (3/24)

veloped lots that existed in 2009 by developers in the years since, leave few places to put new homes, duplexes, or apartments, outside a limited number of areas which are under developers’ control.

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We’ve heard you loud, clear, angry, and sometimes not so clear. But by asking you to sign your letters, we’re proud to say it's creating some healthy competition, and we’re stoked to see more and more rolling in. Some of our readers don’t want growth, others want to see Mirror Pond return to a free flowing river, many of you love Troy Field, and no one likes driving on roads with watermelon-sized potholes. And when it comes to housing, well, maybe all of your letters would offer more solutions than are currently on deck . So here are some of our favorite letters, gripes and all, from 2015.

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he past year has both challenged our understanding of who we are and tested our ability to love our neighbors. On the national stage, acts of violence and fear-based politics created painful rifts between communities, eroding trust and breeding hatred. On the flip side, tragedies like the terrorist attacks in Paris, Charleston, and San Bernardino, often serve to bring communities together in their shared grief, however briefly. But even then, that apparent unity often relies on a scapegoat, a common “enemy.” Our hope, in 2016, is that we focus on acceptance, shared values, and how much stronger we are together. Robert F. Kennedy expressed this imperative clearly in his remarks to the Cleveland City Club in 1968. “When you teach a man to hate and fear his brother, when you teach that he is a lesser man because of his color or his beliefs or the policies he pursues, when you teach that those who differ from you threaten your freedom or your job or your family, then you also learn to confront others not as fellow citizens but as enemies,” he said. “We must admit in ourselves that our own children’s future cannot be built on the misfortunes of others.” On that note, here are three ways to rise above in 2016 (aka: How not to be an a**hole in the new year).

1. Stand up for religious tolerance. As the threat of attacks by so-called Islamic extremists creeps back into the American consciousness, a high-profile candidate for the presidency stokes the flames of his own brand of extremism, proposing that the United States turn away people based on their faith.

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Fortunately, the rise of that hatred is inspiring fair-minded, accepting people to speak out. Around Bend, businesses have begun displaying “Hate Has No Business Here” fliers in their windows, letting passersbys know that they welcome religious diversity, refugees, and immigrants. And on Sunday, Jan. 10, a group of local activists will take that solidarity a step further with a peace vigil in front of the Deschutes County Courthouse in Bend at 4:30 pm as part of an effort to advocate for immigration reform and speak out against “hateful rhetoric.”

HOPING FOR TOLERANCE IN 2016 2. Oppose all forms of extremism. While we tend to reserve the “religious extremist” label for killers who associate themselves with a warped version of Islam, extremism comes in a variety of vessels and subscribes to a host of ideologies. Case in point, a group of armed militia groups is apparently planning to meet up at the Bend Wilco on Saturday, Jan. 2 before heading to Harney County to participate in a rally and stand off against the federal government. According to the folks at the Rural Organizing Project, counter-protestors are planning to hold a peaceful demonstration alongside the meet-up at 10 am.

3. Don’t buy into false distinctions. Divide and conquer is a strategy long used by the most powerful to get everyone else to do their bidding by creating in-fighting and discord. For example: the pervasive belief that the poor are just lazy, stupid, or immoral. Hard work isn’t always enough, and the person living in their car, collecting food stamps, or moving into the new low-income apartment complex down the street is more like you than you think. Earlier this year, a group of neighbors showed up en masse to complain at City Council about a pending apartment complex, decrying the noise and mess that no doubt follows the sort of people who rent apartments. Even Source readers have written in to associate affordable housing with trash and crime. And an even sillier division is happening in our local high schools, where students from “opposing” high schools are discouraged from sitting or visiting with friends at other schools during sporting events. The policy is intended to prevent scuffles, but instead, it creates a culture of “us against them,” turning what should be a good-natured competition into a small-scale Cold War. The future is filled with challenges that, if we are to overcome them, will require us to bring our best selves to the table—working together with the whole community, especially those who are different from us.

NEWS

TOP LOCAL NEWS STORIES OF THE YEAR BY ERIN ROOK

MOST READ ARTICLES OF

2015

1. SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM (6/24)

This year, the Mirror Pond debate continued to ebb and flow. In March, Bend City Council narrowly voted to support the ad hoc committee’s “preferred alternative”—a hybrid plan that would have maintained the pond while removing the failing Newport Dam. By July, that committee was reportedly preparing to make an offer to purchase the dam from PacifiCorps, despite the failure of local lawmakers to pass a bill seeking $5 million in Oregon Lottery funds for the project. Come October, the ambitious redevelopment plan was shelved in favor of more incremental fixes. Meanwhile, local activist Foster Fell—who advocates for a free-flowing river— began collecting signatures to put the future of Mirror Pond on the ballot. Ultimately, the conversation made little progress.

IN OTHER WORDS: “[Mirror Pond] may be the most compli-

cated public process undertaken in Bend in our generation,” said Jayson Bowerman, who was active in the development of the Colorado Dam White Water Project.

2. TROY FIELD Just a few blocks to the east, Foster Fell was involved in another debate over the future of a community icon. Only this time, he was fighting to preserve Troy Field, a 0.8 acre patch of grass in downtown Bend owned by Bend-La Pine Schools. A persistent group of neighbors and other community members are fighting to prevent the property’s sale to an unidentified developer who is planning to erect hotel condos on the site that has served as a community ice rink, sports field, and event space. Opponents hope to dissuade the City from removing the property’s public facilities designation, and effectively block the sale. The likelihood of losing that green space has reignited questions about the City’s dormant Heritage Square concept, which would create a town square across from City Hall.

4. GROWTH According to the popular aphorism, attributed to former Metro Executive Mike Burton, “Oregonians hate two things: Density and sprawl.” And that certainly seems to be the case in Bend, where the City’s effort to draw up a new urban growth boundary that meets the State’s approval has struggled to balance those two concerns. And that process made considerable strides this year, with City Council identifying a preferred expansion scenario. The proposed boundary adds much less land to the city limits than the City’s first draft did, and emphasizes eastside development over westside. But regardless of the exact shape and size of Bend’s future footprint, there’s little doubt that the city will continue to attract new visitors and residents alike. And that makes people anxious. A sizable portion of letters submitted to the Source grapples with the impacts of this continued growth. And it contributes to the strain on our neglected infrastructure. This awareness has prompted some action, including the much-needed expansion of hours and services from Cascades East Transit and the pursuit of a gas tax to help fund street repairs.

IN OTHER WORDS: “Parts of Bend will

start to look more like a real city. Some people will like this, particularly people who desire an urban environment or who don’t like sprawl. Other people won’t, because they moved here for the elbowroom they did not have in Seattle or California, or they desire the bucolic Bend of their youth.”

—City Councilor Victor Chudowsky

An overview of the (then-pending) legalization of recreational marijuana.

2. BETTER THAN HER MEN (7/1)

A controversial piece about the contrast between Sheryl Crow’s personal and professional successes.

3. FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY (9/30)

A look at the debate over Riverside Market and Pub’s impact on the neighborhood.

4. FIRE IN THE BLOOD (8/26)

A profile of a Warm Springs mother and her two daughters—all of whom fight fires.

5. NO MORE KILLING COYOTES FOR SPORT (1/28)

A column from naturalist Jim Anderson on the sport-hunting of coyotes. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

MOST READ ONLINE CONTENT OF 2015 1. TIRED OF NEWCOMERS, PORTLANDERS MAKE ANTI-TOURISM VIDEO (1/29/2015)

A blog post about some people in Portland who made a silly video discouraging people from visiting their fair city. Apparently, it struck a nerve.

2. NINA DE LA TIERRA, CHILD OF THE EARTH: THE MYSTERY OF THE JERUSALEM CRICKET (8/12/2009)

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IN OTHER WORDS: “I’ve seen good cities and I’ve seen great

cities,” said former lobbyist and developer Marilyn Coffel at a public hearing about Troy Field, “but I’ve never seen a great small city without a public plaza.”

3. THE HOUSING CRISIS Bend came into 2015 knowing it had a problem. The phrase “housing crisis” was no longer a hyperbolic headline, but rather a literal description of current conditions in the housing and rental markets. And the City took action, approving a number of “efficiency measures” such as revised codes that incentivizes or better accommodates accessory dwelling units, cottage communities, and higher density developments. The City also moved forward with system development charge exemptions for affordable housing projects, and disbursed affordable housing fee proceeds to local affordable housing-related projects. But the crisis persisted. Local shelters were often full and concerns were raised with Deschutes County about homeless camps on county land. And in December, Shepherd’s House announced the opening of its new shelter for women on Bend’s east side.

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5. CONSERVATION

This was the year of the sage-grouse. While we wrote no small number of environmental stories in 2015—including coverage of the Oregon spotted frog, mule deer, salmon, cougars, wild horses, climate change, the drought, wildfire, and Pilot Butte—it was that funny looking bird that kept re-emerging (nearly one-third of the year’s issues contained some mention of the sage-grouse). This year, the bird saw diverse interests, from conservation groups to ranchers, some together to draft a plan to avoid listing the sage-grouse as an endangered species. The hope is that this mutually agreed upon measure will accomplish the intended objective of such a listing, without the federal oversight. While not everyone believes the agreement is the best plan, it holds hope for a new approach to conservation in the future that relies more on cooperation than conflict.

IN OTHER WORDS: “They have a habitat that supports the

viability of about 300 other species. Sage-grouse is a fantastic indication of how that ecosystem is doing.” —Dan Morse, Conservation Director at the Oregon Natural Desert Association

3. OPEN CASTING CALL FOR BEND REALITY TV SHOW (2/25/2015)

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4. SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM (6/24/2015)

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5. PACKING OFF PACK RATS: DON’T KILL THE RATS, MOVE ‘EM (9/20/2008)

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City Council has given Bendites plenty to both gripe about and express gratitude for this year. But what do those decisions look like from the dais? Longtime and outspoken Councilor Victor Chudowsky is joined by newcomers Barb Campbell and Casey Roats in sharing lessons learned over the past year in City Hall.

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Victor Chudowsky 1. Bend is getting more expensive for the average person to live in. 2. Through increases in taxes (like the gas tax) and fees, the majority of the current City Council is making Bend even more expensive for the average person to live in. 3. The idea that growth cannot pay for itself is untrue. City revenues are increasing at a rate that is faster than population growth. 4. Tax revenues are coming in much higher than the City predicted. 5. The City’s ability to act on things is severely constrained by a tangle of federal and state laws and regulations as well as case law. Sometimes I think we’re not really a democracy; we’re really just administered from above. 6. The City has an excellent staff. Coming from Washington, D.C., I had a highly negative impression of bureaucrats. That was corrected to an extent by working with the people at the City. They are very committed people. 7. Oregon is unfortunately an educational and economic underachiever with a stagnant state government. 8. We are getting close to finishing the Urban Growth Boundary process now. It has taken only 10 years. See points number 5 and 7 above. 9. Bend is going to urbanize—grow into a real city— pretty quickly. It is going to be hard for many people to accept, much less embrace, this fact. 10. Councilor Casey Roats is really, really smart. Listen to him closely; he knows what is going on.

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Barb Campbell 1. Henry David Thoreau was right when he said, “Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.” The $161.19 per month I am paid ($200 before taxes) hasn’t been enough to buy a new, official looking wardrobe. I still look like a Cool Japanese Stuff storeowner or dog walker most of the time. 2. I got elected too late to stop the Surface Water Improvement Project. I cannot pull the new, $10 million pipe out from under Skyliner Drive, or exchange our fanciest filtration plant for the cheaper model. Sadly, the exorbitant utility bill increases paying for that project will be followed by (less onerous) increases to pay for the needed sewer system expansions no one has ever questioned. So it goes. 3. The “Preferred Alternative” for Mirror Pond has been shelved. We are back where we were three years and a $200,000 “visioning process” ago: Trying to decide whether or not to dredge the pond. As long as the plan doesn’t involve that damn dam ending up in the hands of our taxpayers, I’m willing to discuss alternatives for the pond. 4. When our city grows and we need new streets, we have a couple of ways to pay for them: General Obligation bonds and System Development Charges. GO bonds must be voter approved, like the 2012 GO bond for improvements on Empire, Purcell, Reed Market, and NW 14th. SDCs are assessed on all new construction projects. When you build a new house, you have to pay for part of the new road to the new house. GO bonds and SDC monies can only be spent for new construction or complete rebuild. 5. We have no dedicated source of funds for street maintenance. After 5 or 10 or 20 or more years, the roads that were once new need maintenance and the money must come from the general fund, from the same pot as snow removal. 6. We have a housing crisis. More than half of our citizens spend more than a third of their income on housing. The quality of life and the natural beauty we enjoy are enviable by most who visit. The only long-term solution involves South Sister erupting or a toxic waste spill. We can’t hope that people will ever stop wanting to move here. Months after taking office we passed “efficiency measures” and SDC breaks which provide incentives for affordable housing, but we have a long way to go. Since the bulge on South Sister hasn’t grown in a while we will have to find more alternatives.

7. I agree with the people who think inflatable boulders in our river and an ice palace in which to skate are extravagances we cannot afford. Those extravagances were approved and paid for by a GO bond for the Bend Park and Recreation District. BPRD is a separate taxing district and we can’t touch their money. That $30 million GO bond was in addition to their tax base. City of Bend general fund tax base is $2.80 per $1,000 of property value and covers police, fire, streets, planning, codes, permits, and some other stuff. (We also do water and sewer but the funds for them are separate, coming from our utility bills.) Bend Park and Recreation District general fund tax base is $1.65 per $1,000 of property value and covers parks. 8. The young people who come speak at our meetings about climate change are right to be worried. We will continue to find small and big ways our city can do its part to help with this global problem. 9. Bendites do not need to see the bumper stickers reading “Be nice! You’re in Bend.” They are already nice. Even emails sent to me (bcampbell@bendoregon.gov) by people who are the most concerned and upset usually go like this: Dear Ms. Campbell, Thank you for serving on City Council and thank you for reading this email. You stink! You are the worst councilor who has ever set foot in City Hall! You are completely wrong about ______ and I hope you don’t get reelected. Thank you again for your service. Sincerely, Jasper Q. Public In 2016 we will be holding “office hours” (No, we won’t be getting offices. We don’t even have cubbies. Maybe we should call them table hours.) Please take the opportunity to tell us what you think and thanks in advance for being nice. 10. Casey’s a decent guy with a perspective that needs to be heard on Council… and he looks smashing in Spandex pants! To those of you who voted for us as the best reason to watch a City Council meeting... thank you! And Happy New Year!

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Casey Roats

1. Our model of local government with volunteer councilors has its limitations with such a rapidly evolving community. 2. Our City staff does a very good job of trying to balance the competing demands and interests of the community. 3. It’s better to not try and make everyone happy. 4. The implementation of the marijuana laws are a mess. 5. We need better, more evenly spread representation from our community on Council. 6. When it comes to growth, everyone agrees on the need for more density. 7. Nobody wants the density in their part of town. 8. Our meetings are too long. Some of us talk too much. 9. The west side of town is very, very special, and can’t possibly accommodate any more growth, apparently. 10. Bend is a great city and will be much better as more and more young people are able to buy homes, invest in their education, and be upwardly mobile in their employment.

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NYE OPERA—If you’ve never been to an opera, why not start with a comical one performed in English. MET Opera baritone David Malis joins guest stars, local performers, and the Bend Opera Chorus in a performance about a bat’s revenge. Composed by Johann Strauss II, this “champagne drenched” performance is sure to entertain. 7 pm, Dec. 31; 2 pm, Jan. 2. Pinckney Center, COCC, 2600 NW College Way. $25-$45.

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ROCK SHOW—It’s a tradition here in Bend to see LAHF on New Year’s Eve, so why not conform to expectation in Downtown’s newest spot, The Capitol. Expect great music, a high energy dance party, and more Pabst than any human could possibly consume on any other night but this one. 10 pm The Capitol, 680 NW Oregon Ave. $15-$20.

NEW YEAR’S DAY BASH—Just in case New Year’s Eve didn’t allow you to sufficiently wyle out, here is your chance to get all of that excess decadence out of your system so you can now be a functioning and productive member of society. Who are we kidding? Where the hell are my glow sticks? 8 pm. Domino Room, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $4 GA, $10 VIP.

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FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK ART & MORE—On the first Friday of every month, downtown art galleries, coffee shops, and boutiques are open for a few extra hours to show artwork and chat with customers. They also serve free wine. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe will feature live music by Leif James and Townshend’s Teahouse will host photographers Mark Lehrbass and Henry Mosier of Our Earth in Focus. 5-9 pm. Downtown Bend. Free.

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ICY SWIM—Possibly the best way to cure any lingering New Year’s Eve fogginess is with a splash into the icy Cove swimming pool at Sunriver Resort. Afterward you can grab a cup of house-made hot chocolate to warm up and drink while thinking about the year to come. 10 am. Sunriver Resort, 17600 Center Dr., Sunriver. Free.

TRIPLE LINEUP NYE BASH THREE BANDS—Why go see one band play when you can see three bands play? That’s just crazy. Third Seven, Cosmonautical, and Bravey Don will play free of charge because Silver Moon loves you and wants to maybe go out some time. Seriously. Three bands-one night. One hell of a party. 9 pm. Silver Moon Brewing, 24 NW Greenwood Ave. No cover.

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FOOTBALL—Bowl season is here and the Oregon Ducks (15) will take on the TCU Horned Frogs (11) in San Antonio, Texas, for the Alamo Bowl. You may be a Duck or a Beavers but when it comes down to it we’re all Oregon fans. McMenamins will screen the game for all ages and free of charge. 3:45 pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis, 700 NW Bond St. Free.

EDM—But sometimes you want to ring in the new year with some dance music and some sweaty, grindy shenanigans, so this right here is the party for you. DJ Codi Carroll will spin the night away as you dance with masks provided by Astro, just to ensure your possible bad decisions are possible good ones. 10 pm. Astro Lounge, 939 NW Bond St. $5.

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1. ADELE “25” (XL/Columbia) –

Talk about tough acts to follow. Adele’s 2011 album, “21,” was a consensus pick by critics for album of the year, won six Grammy Awards (including Album of the Year) and sold a boatload of copies. It turns out her hotly anticipated encore, “25,” is easily strong enough to take this year’s top spot. The one thing “25” lacks is a song that matches the goosebumps-raising power of “Rolling in the Deep” – although “All I Ask” comes very close. What’s refreshing about “25” is some of the best songs (“All I Ask,” “Million Years Ago” and “Love in the Dark”) feature little more than Adele’s vocal and either piano or guitar. That these songs can feel so complete in that setting speaks to the superior quality of the writing and Adele’s uncommon singing talent. Three albums in, it’s too early in her career to put Adele in a league with the likes of Billie Holliday, Aretha Franklin or Janis Joplin. But with “25,” she’s getting close.

2. COURTNEY BARNETT “SOMETIMES I SIT AND THINK, AND SOMETIMES I JUST SIT” (Mom + Pop Music) –

Barnett has the unusual ability to take mundane observations (buying a coffee maker or driving down a highway) and spin them into profound thoughts on topics like adult responsibility, corporate greed or the fragility of life. The music is every bit as good, whether it’s spiky and catchy (“Aqua Profunda!” and “Nobody Really Cares If You Don’t Go to the Party”) or gentler, but still with a little edge (“Small Poppies” or “Depreston”). The raves Barnett is getting for her pithy music and her lyrical wit, insight and rhyming ability are fully justified.

3. D’ANGELO “BLACK MESSIAH” (RCA) –

“Black Messiah” was released too late last year to be included on 2014 best album lists. Nearly a year later, this album—the first from D’Angelo in a decade—sounds just as bold and inventive, as D’Angelo draws from classic 1960s/’70s soul and funk and puts his own modern spin on the sound. The music on “Black Messiah,” though, is not straight-ahead soul and the production isn’t conventional. The vocals, mainly fal-

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I STRUGGLED JUST TO COME UP WITH 10 ALBUMS THAT WOULD HAVE CONTENDED FOR MY ANNUAL LIST IN PAST YEARS. THE TOP FIVE ON THIS LIST WOULD HANG WITH THE BEST IN MOST ANY YEAR, BUT PICKING THE LAST FEW SLOTS WAS TRICKY. BUT IT WAS THAT KIND OF YEAR. THERE WERE PLENTY OF GOOD ALBUMS IN 2015, JUST NOT MANY THAT WENT NEXT LEVEL. I ALSO WASN’T AS IMPRESSED AS MANY MUSIC WRITERS WITH RELEASES BY KENDRICK LAMAR AND DRAKE. THEY FALTERED A BIT ON A MUSICAL LEVEL FOR ME. HERE’S HOW I RANKED THIS YEAR’S BEST ALBUMS. setto, blend into the mix, and the instrumentation washes and swirls through the songs. But rather than sounding muddy, the effect is more pleasantly woozy, drawing in the listener, leaving an intoxicating effect and making us hope we don’t have to wait another decade for D’Angelo’s next album.

4. THE WEEKND “THE BEAUTY BEHIND THE MADNESS” (XO/Republic) – “The Beauty Behind The Madness” has much more to offer than its great single, “I Can’t Feel My Face.” There’s “Real Life,” a dramatic anthem with faux strings and a rock edge. “In The Night” has a nice swing to go with its sweet, soaring vocal melody. “Dark Times” is a deliberate and effectively haunting ballad. They join another 10 sharply crafted songs that have the Weeknd looking like he may be R&B’s next major star.

5. JASON ISBELL “SOMETHING MORE THAN FREE”

(Southeastern) – Since leaving the DriveBy Truckers, Isbell has cleaned up his life and made good on the potential he showed as a songwriter in that fine rocking group. His 2013 release, “Southeastern,” was arguably the best Americana release of that year, and “Something More Than Free” is nearly as good. As on “Southeastern,” Isbell, for the most part, downshifts from the more rocking sound of his first three solo albums into more of a spare, often acoustic setting, which is applied to a collection of sharply crafted, often lovely songs, such as the gently assertive country-tinged “If It Takes A Lifetime,” “Hudson Commodore” and “24 Frames.” Isbell shows his story-telling skills on songs like “Flagship” and “Speed Trap Town,” while striking a more personal note on “How To Forget,” “The Life You Chose” and the title song. In all cases, the lyrics are vivid, detailed and

relatable to anyone trying to find ways to lead a happier, more fulfilling life. This is songwriting at its finest.

6. FLORENCE + THE MACHINE “HOW BIG HOW BLUE HOW BEAUTIFUL” (Island/Republic) –

Florence Welch and company show a bit more of a rock edge and a little less opulence on their third album, “How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful.” Overall, Welch and the band bring more of a rock edge to “How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful.” Songs like “Ship To Wreck,” “Mother” and the title track pack plenty of power while retaining a bit of the grandeur— not to mention the sharp melodies that have always drawn fans to this acclaimed group.

7. BEST COAST “CALIFORNIA

NIGHTS” (Harvest/Virgin EMI) – On

their third album, the duo of Bethany Cosentino and Bobb Bruno get a bit edgier and rock a little harder, without losing the buoyant, and well, beachy melodies that have made the previous albums stand out. There’s nothing groundbreaking about Best Coast’s power pop sound, but the fact is, Best Coast doesn’t need trickery. The melodies to songs like “So Unaware,” “When Will I Change” and “In My Eyes” are so inviting and timeless that “California Nights” figures to shine and shimmer just as brightly years down the road as it does now.

8. CHRIS STAPLETON “TRAVELLER” (Mercury Nash-

ville) – Stapleton became an overnight star in November when he paired with Justin Timberlake on the CMA Awards and blew away audiences with his song “Tennessee Whiskey” and Timberlake’s

“Drink You Away.” Fans will find Stapleton’s debut album, “Traveller,” just as impressive. A rare country traditionalist at a time when the genre has gone rock/ pop, Stapleton had seen 150 of his songs cut by other artists before making this album. But he saved enough gems to make “Traveller” 2015’s best country album.

9. THE ARCS “YOURS DEARLY”

(Nonesuch) – Fronted by Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys, it’s no surprise to hear some crossover between the sound of the Arcs and Auerbach’s main band. But nearly every song on “Yours Dearly” has at least a stylistic twist that makes it distinctive to the Arcs. And even if this band is a side project, the quality and creativity of “Yours Dearly” suggests Auerbach is as fully invested in the Arcs as the Black Keys.

10. ASHLEY MONROE “THE BLADE” (Warner Bros.) – A

member (with Miranda Lambert and Angaleena Presley) of Pistol Annies, Monroe continues to make her mark as a solo artist with her lyrically smart, hooky and musically diverse (there’s country balladry, spunky pop/rock and even swampy rock) third album.

HONORABLE MENTION JAZMINE SULLIVAN “REALITY SHOW” WILCO “STAR WARS” DWIGHT YOAKAMM “SECOND HAND HEART” LEON BRIDGES “COMING HOME” KENDRICK LAMAR “TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY” DEATH CAB “KINTSUGI” SLEATER-KINNEY “NO CITIES TO LOVE” PAUL WELLER “SATURNS PATTERN” NATALIE PRASS “NATALIE PRASS” FATHER JOHN MISTY “I LOVE YOU, HONEYBEAR”

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PICK The Capitol Larry and His Flask Hometown rockers Larry and His Flask mix punk rock and traditional roots to create something all their own. A New Year’s Eve celebration that is bound to get more than a little wild! 10 pm. $15-$20.

Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Night Bring your friends, your instrument, or maybe your voice. We have Mic Tipitino is your host for the night. 6-8 pm.

The Lot Andy Jacobs Start your NYE off early

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

with some food and pre-funk fun with Andy Jacobs. Andy is the songwriting force behind the band, Goodbye Dyna. His original music can be described as grunge soaked pop songs. With over a hundred originals and a passion for unexpected covers and various genres, Andy is sure to have more than a few tricks up his sleeve. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Jersey Boys Pizzeria Burnin’ Moonlight Enjoy some spirited music from this bluegrass, blues, swing, light rock trio with a multitude of instruments and rest up for New Years! Unique pizza pie, great salads, and lots of brews. 6-8:30 pm. No cover.

PICK Kelly D’s Banquet Room Benefit Concert for Soldiers Songs & Voices Come witness magical moments from Brown Eyed Blue, Janelle and Lindsey Johnson. Their angelic harmonies will lift you to cumulus pillows of powdery dream drifts. Sisters Americana Project alumni extraordinaire. Also, from Portland, a special father son duet rarely witnessed. Pat and Patrick Connell will blend us a taste of Whistlin Rufus with a sprinkling of The Holler Bodies. 7-9 pm. No cover, donations accepted. M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke 7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Downhill Ryder A band of songwriters that blends acoustic and electric sounds on an eclectic rock landscape. Imagine the sound born from folk, classic rock, and jazz. Downhill Ryder delivers honest, heartfelt, compelling music. 7-10 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm. The Lot Open Mic Open mic is for one and all! Local favorite performer and artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

31 Thursday PICK Astro Lounge New Years Eve Mas-

querade Party Resident DJ Codi Carroll will be bringing his eclectic mix of EDM, house, and more. 10-11:45 pm. $5, mask included.

Atlas Cider Taproom Bomberos New Years Eve Come celebrate New Year’s Eve with Bomberos at Atlas Cider Taproom for great music and awesome cider and beer. 9:30 pm. Bt

PICK The Belfry Andre Thierry &

Zydeco Magic Serving up an unparalleled musical experience that captivates your soul. If you like to dance, Andre will have you moving your feet all night long. Andre’s love of all things musical and his passion for playing for his audiences delight dancers and music lovers everywhere. 9 pm. $25.

Broken Top Bottle Shop Honey Don’t & Trailer 31 Honey Don’t and Trailer 31 are joining forces once again for a great night of acoustic mayhem. Trailer 31 starts the night of music at 6 pm, Honey Don’t hits at 7:30 pm, then the bands will join together for a final set. Music ends at 10pm and you’re off to the madness

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downtown! 6-10 pm. No cover.

Checker’s Pub The Edge Bring in the New

PICK McMenamins Old St. Francis School Tubaluba New Year’s Eve with Tubal-

Year on the dance floor! Come celebrate not only the New Year, but a wonderful first year of business with our new owner! These guys rock! 9 pm-12:30 am. No cover.

uba and special guests! Tubaluba captures the spirit of New Orleans, and conveys it through their brass street band rhythm and what they call, jambalaya brass rock. 9 pm. $10.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

PICK McMenamins Old St. Francis School MOsley WOtta New Year’s celebra-

Domino Room Resolution Slipmat Science Madhappy Musik bring you two stages for NYE: Luck & Lana (living legends), Dj Nykon, Ells, Lyfe, Royal Louis,Lonely Stacks, The Hard Chords, DJ Wicked, Theclectik, N8ture, Corporeal, Harlo, Mark Brody, The Values. A night of DJs and hip-hop. 9 pm. $10.

tion at Old St. Francis School with live music by MOsley WOtta in the Theater and Tubaluba in Father Luke’s Room. Chicago born, Oregon-based MOsley WOtta is a critically acclaimed hip hop artist/performer and painter, recognized for his provocative and encoded word play. 9 pm. $10.

E Bar Grill New Year’s Eve Party—The Silver Foxes New Year’s Eve Party with live music by The Silver Foxes. In the dining area to accommodate a larger crowd with country rock and blues dancing. Cool, casual, excellent eats, beers, spirits, and New Years fun! 9 pm. No cover.

Niblick and Greenes at Eagle Crest

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues New Years Eve Bash Out of the Blue dance band will be rocking and partying with you all on New Years Eve. Live music, champagne at midnight, and party favors. 9 pm-12:30 am. $10.

Northside Bar & Grill Around the Bend

Hardtails Bar & Grill New Years Eve Bash

PICK Silver Moon Brewing Triple Line

Tommy Hogan will be rocking in the New Year with his band at the New Years Eve bash! Food and drink specials. Champagne toast and balloon drop at midnight. Award winning, singer-songwriter, and guitar playing phenomenon! We have special room rates at Sisters Inn & Suites! 9 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Karaoke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover.

Bobby Lindstrom’s New Year’s Eve Soulful acoustic blues with a twist, old rock favorites, Bobby’s originals. His Breedlove guitar at it’s best, throw in some slide and a little harmonica, sweet vocals, whistlin’ and harmonies! 8:30 pm-12:30 am.

A New Year’s Eve celebration with rock ‘n’ roll band, Around the Bend, Playing rock from the ‘80s till now, with a champagne toast at midnight. 8:30 pm.

Up NYE Bash We are throwing down this New Year’s Eve with three of our favorite local bands! Join us to hear Third Seven, Cosmonautical, and Bravey Don. And because we love you very much, this party will be part of our no cover concert series, which means you can get down with us for free! 9 pm. No cover.

Sip Wine Bar NYE Dress to impress and

Kelly D's Irish Bar Rocking New Year's

dance the night away! Cover gets you bubbles and appetizers all night long, plus regular drink menu is also available. 8-midnight. $25.

Eve Live music by Tim Cruise. Awesome dinner specials. 21+. 7:30-10 pm. No cover.

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M&J Tavern Blackflowers Blacksun Countdown the end of 2015 with local style as the boys belt out some slide guitar and gritty blues. 9 pm. No cover. New Years Eve party. 9:30 pm-1:30 am. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover.

Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

Sunriver Resort New Year’s Eve Dinner & Party Reservations required, call 541-5933740. Entry to the plated dinner includes entry to the NYE party for ages 21+. Dance and party the night away. Live entertainment, party favors, photograph, and champagne toast at midnight. 5-10 and 8pm-1am. Dinner $75, party $50.

Weaving turn of the century blues with old country, and mid century folk to create his own unique acoustic brand of American music. He has lived and worked in Central Oregon since 2003, and has been the frontman for the throwback rock ‘n’ roll trio, Boxcar Stringband. An avid fan of blues music and old cars, Joseph will be heading into the studio in 2016 to record his latest collection of songs. 9 pm. No cover.

1 Friday Bend Brewing Company Zander Reese Bend singer-songwriter grunge fueled music has a Seattle sound that ranges from soulful ballads of love and loss to rocking beats exploding with angst and passion. 6:30-9 pm. No cover.

Checker’s Pub Just Us Dont be afraid, as they say. It’s Just Us! Let’s dance! 8-11 pm. No cover. Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Wicked Old school R&B and hip-hop. All vinyl, all night. 9 pm-midnight. No cover. Bt PICK Domino Room Chandler P New Years Day bash! With special guests: NRG Tribe, Dirtnap, Kole Kimmel, Wavey Jones. VIP includes meet and greet, full backstage access before the show, an exclusive look at soundcheck, signed poster, pictures with all the artists, and a pizza party with Chandler P backstage. 8 pm. $4, VIP $10.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe Leif James Start 2016 off right with a great night of First Friday music. Leif James will be performing his special, soulful brand of dirty folk at Dudley’s for the first time and we couldn’t be happier about it. Good friends and great music, it’s what we do! 7-9 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Karaoke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover. Kelly D's Irish Bar Tim Cruise Live music by Tim Cruise. 21+. 7:30-10 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill The Bad Cats Rock ‘n’ roll, blues, and soul to start the New Year off right. Dancing, great food, full bar, and one of the most fun clubs in Bend! 8:30-11:45 pm. $3.

Craft Kitchen and Brewery JB Boxter Distinctive Americana soul through solo originals and unique genre-bending reinterpretations. Every other Friday, 6-8:30 pm. No cover.

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Seven Nightclub Ultra Dance Party Make sure to check us out on each First Friday, we always have something interesting going on followed by resident and guest DJs rocking the club till close! 7 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke

Silver Moon Brewing Moon Room–New

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7 pm. No cover.

Year’s Rock ‘N’ Roll Our first concert of 2016 features one of our favorite under the radar local bands, Moon Room! Drawing influence from all the great bands of the last 100 years, Moon Room seeks to create modern music with vintage sensibilities. Indie rock, funk, pop, and soul are all components to the musical soup that is Moon Room. 9 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Broken Down Guitars Local band with roots in blues, folk, and classic rock with a jam sensibility. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm. No cover.

Experience the old soul Americana sound of Clyde's On Fire at Volcanic Theatre Pub, 1/7. Photo submitted.

VFW American Legion Highway 97 New Year’s Day party with Highway 97! 2-6 pm.

2 Saturday Astro Lounge Subliminal The reggae rock trio will be performing the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ album Blood Sugar Sex Magik in it’s entirety in their original reggae style. Come dance your butt off to some familiar classic tunes. 9 pm.

Bend Brewing Company Kim Kelley John Allen and Kim Kelley play acoustic originals to warm you up! 6:30-9 pm. No cover.

Bottoms Up Saloon Highway 97 Rock ‘n’ roll with Highway 97!

Cork Cellars Wine Bar & Bottle Shop Allan Byer Project Original Americana music from three released CD’s and new songs with his new trio featuring Rosemarie Witnaur on banjo and vocals and Jimmy Jo McKue on guitar. 7-9 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 8 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill The Bad Cats Rock ‘n’ roll, blues, and soul to start the New Year off right. Dancing, great food, full bar, and one of the most fun clubs in Bend! 8:30-11:45 pm. $3.

Rat Hole Brewing at Sunriver Popcorn Acoustic instrumental trio covering the songs you love and hate. 8-11 pm.

Silver Moon Brewing Nice Privates One of the few groups capable of providing the soundtrack to your morning coffee, your afternoon jog, and your night out dancing. Their use of guitar, brass, percussion, and three part vocal harmonies make them one of the most high-energy three piece, acoustic acts you could hope to come across. 9 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm. No cover. Bt

Volcanic Theatre Pub 100 Watt

Mind & Patrimony Ashland’s 100 Watt Mind is an explosive rock group who combines thoroughly structured songs with improvisational jams to create an ever changing rock ‘n’ roll giant. Patrimony is a rock ‘n’ roll band with no restriction. 9 pm. $5 adv., $7 door.

The Lot Open Mic MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

5 Tuesday

7 Thursday

Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Comedy Show

Hey Joe Coffee Bar Leroy & the Gang Join us for a foot-stompin’ good time as Leroy and his Gang play some old-time banjo favorites. First Thursday of every month, 5:30-7:30 pm. No cover.

Comedy night every Tuesday, with open mic at 9 pm. 7-9 pm. $5.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All ages. 6:30 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Lori Fletcher & Deco Moon Jazz Lori Fletcher and Deco Moon Jazz bring you a relaxing evening of jazz standards and dancing. 6-9 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Cin City (Cabin Industry Night) Drink and food specials for local service industry workers, plus board games and DJ DMP (Indie, R&B, hip-hop, and electronica). 9 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee - Old Mill Paul Eddy Country, folk. All ages. Every other Sunday, 3 pm. No cover.

4 Monday

Kathryn Claire Band Asserting herself in a new generation of traditionally-inspired musicians. Her fiddle-playing exhibits a technical grace which is matched only by her truly captivating voice and she possesses the rare ability to move seamlessly across genres. 7 pm. No cover.

Wubba’s Barbeque Shack Jim Roy & Steve Beaudry Acoustic blues featuring Jim Roy on vocals and finger style guitar and Steve Beaudry on harmonica. 5-8 pm. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Night Bring your friends, your instrument, or maybe your voice. We have Mic Tipitino is your host for the night. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Karaoke 7-9 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

WORK HARD

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

join one. Enjoy the heated seats, brews, and tasty eats while rubbing elbows with Bend’s smartest smartipants who love trivia. A rotating host comes up with six questions in six different categories. 6-8 pm. Free.

6 Wednesday

PLAY HARD

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover.

Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm. The Lot Trivia at The Lot Bring your team or

3 Sunday

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Karaoke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Get back to the Northside with local Beatles cover band Juju Eyeball, a must-see for all Fab Four fans. Three sets, 44 rocking hits! Party on, Jojo. 7 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover. Volcanic Theatre Pub Clyde’s On Fire The Clydes is music forged from grit, love, and hard times, embracing smokey vocals and soul twisting delivery which can best be described as old soul Americana. 8 pm. $5.

Open House January 10th 3pm RSVP at 541.382.0699 or rsvp@cascadesacademy.org Can’t make it to the Open House? Call today to schedule a personal tour.

What if your teenager looked forward to going to school every day?

EVENTS

CALENDAR

LOCAL ARTS

Artventure with Judy Artist-led painting event! No experience necessary! Fee includes supplies. Pre-register and see upcoming images at artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. $25 pre-paid.

There is something for everyone this New Year's Eve including a dinner and party at Sunriver Resort, 12/31. Photo courtesy of Sunriver Resort.

MUSIC Big Band Tuesday & Lunch People over 60 years of age can enjoy big-band music and dancing performed by Alley Cats, 10:30-11:30 am. Free or low-cost lunch served from 11 am-12:30 pm. Join us for a fun-filled day of great music and food. Tuesdays, 10:30am. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice A traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the Central Oregon area. Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. Mondays, 5:30-7pm. Bend Church of the Nazarene, 1270 NE 27th St. Free.

Central Oregon Community Orchestra The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary, but there are monthly dues. For more information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@ gmail.com. Wednesdays, 6:30pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way.

PICK New Year’s Operetta Die Fledermaus in English Johann Strauss’ hilarious, champagne drenched operetta about the revenge of the bat. Featuring MET Opera baritone David Malis as the instigator Dr. Falke and guest artists Kari Burgess, Jocelyn Claire Thomas, Zachary Lennox, Matthew Habib, and Abigail Dock. Also starring Central Oregon artists Scott Carroll, Jason Stein and the OperaBend Chorus. Conducted by Michael Gesme, directed by David Malis. Join Prince Orlofsky and OperaBend for a toast to music history’s Waltz

King! Thurs, Dec. 31, 7-9:30pm and Sat, Jan. 2, 2-4:30pm. Pinckney Center, COCC, 2600 NW College Way. 541-350-9805. $25-$40.

perience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. $5.

Thorn Hollow String Band Stomp your feet and do-si-do to the pioneer-inspired tunes of the frontier. Sat, Jan. 2, 10am-2pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541382-4754. Free with admission.

Latin Wednesday Join Latin Dance Acad-

DANCE

emy of Bend at Seven. They teach some amazing latin dance moves and have an open dance following the lesson. Wednesdays, 7-9:30pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412.

Adult Jazz Dance Class Tuesdays,

The Notables Swing Dance First Sunday of every month, 2pm. Bend Senior Center, 1600 SE Reed Market Rd. $5 per person.

7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. $10.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica

Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5.

Beginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:309:30 pm. Wednesdays, Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Bachata Dance Classes First Monday of every month, 6:30-7:30pm. Dance Surge Studio, 63220 O.B. Riley Rd. $12 drop-in.

Beginner Salsa Classes Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. $12 drop-in.

Square Dance Lessons The Bachelor Beauts Square Dance Club. Thursdays, 7-9pm. Pine Forest Grange Hall, 63214 Boyd Acres Rd. $5, first lesson free. West African Dance Class Every class taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7:30pm. Victor Performing Arts, 2700 NE Fourth St. Suite 210. 818636-2465. $15 drop-in, $50 for five classes.

Ecstatic Dance Bend Dance your own dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Ecstatic Dance, Wednesday at 7:00 pm Sunday Dance Church, every Sunday at 11:00 am Wednesdays, 7pm and Sundays, 11am. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. $10-$20.

Zumba Tuesdays-Thursdays, 5:30-6:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-788-2153. $7.

Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes

the Bees investigates the disappearance of honeybees and explores solutions. As honeybees are vital to pollinating many of our fruits and vegetables, food production may be at risk. Jan. 5, 6:30-8:30pm. First Presbyterian Church, 230 NE Ninth St. Free.

Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance No ex-

Release 2015 and Open Yourself to 2016’s Blessings through a powerful

Burning Bowl Ritual

Join Unity Community on 12/31/15, 6:30-8:00 pm Service held at The Grange 62855 Powell Butte Hwy [near the Bend Airport]

www.UnityCentralOregon.com

FILM EVENTS Green Team Movie Night Vanishing of

PICK First Friday Art Walk Art, music, and drinks in downtown Bend. First Friday of every month, 5-9pm. Downtown Bend, Corner of Wall Street and Newport Avenue. Free. New Year’s Day Art Walk with Sheila Dunn Come celebrate the New Year, enjoy a delicious libation and view the new series by artist Sheila Dunn, best known for her large, vibrant figure paintings. On display through the end of January! Jan. 1, 5pm2am. Velvet, 805 NW Wall St. No cover.

First Friday: Our Earth in Focus Featuring photographers Mark Lehrbass and Henry Mosier of Our Earth in Focus. Lehrbass and Mosier work together as a team in the backcountry photographing as of yet photographed terrains. Jan. 1, 10am-9pm. Townshend’s Bend Teahouse, 835 NW Bond St. Free.

PICK Small Wonders Show Celebrate the holiday season with a gallery-wide Small Wonders exhibit. Consider gift-giving this year from our variety of miniature art pieces for something particularly unique and inspiring! Through Jan. 18, 2016. Hood Avenue Art, 357 W Hood Ave., Sisters. Free.

PRESENTATIONS Bologna, Italy: The Heart of Northern Italian Cuisine Local resident and member of the Portland-Bologna Sister City Association will present an informal talk about Bologna, Italy. Sponsored by the Bend-Belluno Sister City Association. 21+. Jan. 5, 7-8pm. The Wine Shop and Tasting Bar, 55 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

Five Steps to Organizing Get expert advice on how to keep your personal space organized and functioning with Jewels Muller. Jan. 6, noon-1pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free. League of Women Voters First Thursday Luncheon All things cannabis! Speaker Tristan Reisfar, who has counseled medical marijuana patients and served on

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Artist Reception Local artist featured for a full month in the Humm brewery. Artist receptions the first Thursday of each month are held with local music and snacks from Agricultural Connections and Locavore. Guests receive a complimentary glass of kombucha! First Thursday, 4-6pm. Humm Kombucha, 1125 NE 2nd St. 541-306-6329. Free.

HolidayVillage Now Open Christmas trees & lights, ornaments, cookie jars & music

80% off

Holiday Items

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Final Clearance

EVENTS local marijuana advisory committees on the topic of marijuana polic) in Central Oregon in the New Year. He also works for the group Mothers Against Misuse and Abuse. Jan. 7, 11am-1pm. Black Bear Diner, 1465 NE Third St.

THEATER First Speak Story Performance Workshop Do you have a story to tell? Do you have a story that needs to be heard? Story telling has become a popular and powerful art form. Why not join the movement. Shay Knorr is teaching a personal story telling workshop. Four workshop sessions at her home and one performance at Armature A Creative Space. 4-8 people. Tues, Jan. 5, 7-9pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 2. 503-860-5733. $125.

VOLUNTEERS 350Deschutes Climate Advocacy & Education Use your special talents to encourage awareness of the need for meaningful climate action. RSVP for address. 206-498-5887.

Outreach Volunteer Go out and make a change for animals right here in Central Oregon. We will empower you to use clinic resources and donations to help animals in difficult situations. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1.

Fences For Fido Help free dogs from chains! We are seeking volunteers to come out and help us build fences for dogs who live on chains. Sign up on Facebook: FFF Central Oregon Region Volunteers or Bend Canine Friends Meet Up group. More information can be found at fencesforfido.org. Gatekeeper Program Through the Gatekeeper program, you would help us train community business staff and volunteers who may come into contact with seniors and adults with disabilities, to recognize warning signs that can indicate abuse, neglect, or an increased need for services or care. Central Oregon Council on Aging, 373 NE Greenwood Ave.

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radically change your body

awaken the sacred within your soul.

Bend

Group Meetings Saturdays 11:15 am-12:15 pm or Tuesdays 7-8 pm Saturdays January 23-March 5 Tuesdays January 26-March 8

Group meetings Saturdays 11:15 am-12:15 pm Saturdays January 23-March 5

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to the animals at BSNP when you volunteer for this position! You’ll be an essential part of providing care to the animals that come to Bend Spay and Neuter Clinic. Bend Spay+Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B1. 541-617-1010.

Volunteer—Advisory Board Partners in Service Advisory organization members are concerned men and women who voluntarily use their professional skills and knowledge of the community to make a practical difference for their neighbors, strengthening The Salvation Army’s ability to serve. RSVP for address. 541-389-8888.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Call John at 541-309-9804 or Paul at 541647-2363 for more details and information.

Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

CLASSES Cracking Open Writing Group Dive deep into a writing practice with this series of eight workshops, inspired by the teachings of Natalie Goldberg. We will use stream of conscious timed writing sessions and meditation as tools to crack open our writing, and in turn, ourselves. Eight Monday evenings beginning January 4. No professional writing experience necessary. Register online. Jan. 4, 7-8:30pm. Sol Alchemy Yoga, 2150 NE Studio Rd. $120 for eight workshops.

Beginning Aerial Central Oregon Aerial Arts is the premier, professional aerial silks acrobatics program with locations in both Bend and Sisters! Wednesdays-Saturdays-Sundays, 2:30-4pm. Central Oregon Aerial Arts, 63017 NE 18th St. $17.

Buddhist Mantras Chanting Explore the spiritual insights and learn how to correctly chant Buddhist Mantras in Japanese. Reservations required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 10:30am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $10. Capoeira Capoeira is for all! Beginners

Help build relationships through positive guidance by spending quality time with preschool children from low-income communities. Contact Kathy at 541-323-6503 or kathypa@neighborimpact.org. NeighborImpact Head Start, 2303 SW First St.

can experience this exciting artform of Brazilian culture which incorporates martial arts, movement, music, acrobatics, and fun for all ages. Adults all-levels fundamentals and music on Mondays. A kids capoeira class is available at the same time. Learn more at ucabend.com or call 541-6783460. Mondays, 5:20-6:50pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. $25, three week introduction.

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Capoeira First Saturday Beginners

NeighborImpact Boomer Buddies

First Tuesday of every month, 6pm. Bend Spay & Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave.

Redmond

Create new habits to reclaim your vitality!

Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Amanda at 541-526-1380. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Rd.

Volunteer—BSNP You’ll be a superhero

Volunteer—BCC Bend’s Community Center has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for individuals over age 6. If interested in volunteering go to bendscommunitycenter.org or call 541-312-2069 for more information. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

Volunteer The Salvation Army has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for almost every age. We can’t do what we do, without great volunteers like you! RSVP for address. 541-389-8888.

can experience this exciting art form of Brazilian culture which incorporates martial arts, movement, music, acrobatics, and fun for all ages. Learn more at ucabend.com or call 541-678-3460. First Saturday of every month, 12:40-2:20pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. Donation.

Developing Your Personal Practice Developing a personal practice takes courage whether it be in yoga, meditation, sports training, or unfolding your big dream. Resistance, procrastination, and fear inevitably arise when you get serious about something. Thursdays, 6:15-7:45pm. Sol Alchemy Yoga, 2150 NE Studio Rd. $12, $40 series.

Financial Planning & Money Management Workshop No cost workshops

German Conversation Group With a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-595-0318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students.

Japanese Group Lessons Group lessons for both beginners and advanced students for all ages. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 10am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $20 or $80 for five lessons.

Japanese Group Lessons Group lessons for both beginners and advanced students of all ages. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-633-7205. $15 or $55 for six lessons.

West African Drumming Learn traditional rhythms, and experience the brain-enhancing, healing and joyful benefits of West African drumming from experienced teacher David Visiko. This is a beginner class open to anyone who has ever been drawn to drumming! Thursdays, 7pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne Ave. (behind address). $15.

Open Gym Looking for a place to roll around, climb high in the air, juggle, and move your body? Come to Bend Circus Center, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got mats, aerial silks, big mirrors, and lots of fun props. Thursdays, 7-9pm. Bend Circus Center, 20700 Carmen Lp. $5.

Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry. Reservation required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, noon-5pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-383-5031. $20 an hour.

Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry. Wednesdays, 6-7pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Paint Your Own Chalkboard Paint a chalkboard made from an old cabinet door with colors to match you. Great way to experiment with the paint before you try a bigger project. Sign up online or stop in the store! Thurs, Jan. 7, 9-11am. Junque in Bloom, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 19. 541-7283036. $35.

Paint Your Own Small Piece of Furniture You pick the piece. Something small you can easily carry in to class. Have fun painting in a group setting. Sign up online or in store! Tues, Jan. 5, 9am-noon. Junque in Bloom, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 19. 541-7283036. $75.

Snowshoeing the Cascades Snowshoe across meadows and through forests to sno-park shelters or snowy mountain vistas. Learn about the wildlife, cultural and natural history of our beautiful Central Oregon Cascades. 4-6 miles, no snowshoeing experience required. Wednesdays, 9am-3pm. COCC Community Learning, 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7270. $89.

Providing the link that connects seniors with family and friends by partnering teens with seniors to learn Facebook, cell phones, and digital camera downloads. Call Central Oregon Council on Aging to register. Jan. 6, 3-4pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-678-5483. Free.

West African Drumming Level II/III Build on your knowledge, technique, and performance skills. Teacher/troupe director David Visiko and members of Fe Fanyi practice and play joyfully each Thursday. Any players with previous training, experience, and/or intermediate abilities welcome! Tuesdays, 7pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne Ave. (behind address). $15.

Awareness Training Avehicle for you to develop a greater awareness of what and who you areâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;where your circle begins and ends, and where the circles of other people begin and end. You will see that with everything you do, you are setting up effects out in the world, in the circles of other people. Jan. 2, 9am-5:30pm and Jan. 3, 12-5:30pm. Rosie Bareis Campus, 1010 NW 14th St. 541-389-4523. Donation basis.

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EVENTS Acro Jam Gather with friends to train hard and have fun while finessing the skills from your AcroYoga workshop or class. This is an all levels jam. Wednesdays, 7-9pm. Bend Circus Center, 20700 Carmen Lp. $5.

PICK Blacklight Blast Nighttime tubing featuring backlight and glow runs, laser lights, music, and more. Reservations requested, space is limited. Fri, Jan. 1, 6:30-8:30pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. 541-585-3147. $15, $12 SROA members. Community Healing Night Intuitive readings, energetic healing, and bodywork in exchange for canned and dry foods in support of Neighbor Impact food bank. First Thursday of every month, 5-7pm. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-389-1159. Freeze Your Fanny Family fun run benefiting MountainStar Family Relief Nursery of Madras. Three mile run/walk (kids+dogs welcome). Eight mile prison breakout run. Biathlon 500 yard swim and three mile run. Saturday after New Years at the Madras Aquatic Center. Post-race chili feed and family swim! Children 12 and under free! Jan. 2, 9am. Madras Aquatic Center, 1195 SE Kemper Way. 541-322-6820. $25, with shirt, chili, and swim. $15, no shirt.

Geeks Who Drink Each week geek teams of up to six challenge one another in eight rounds of all-out fun and randomness! The rounds vary from week to week, but generally deal with music, movies, comics, TV, books, science, history, news, food, beer, geography, and more. Tuesdays, 8-10pm. The Platypus Pub, 1203 NE Third St. Free.

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-3826281. Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

The Holiday Mat Challenge The challenge, practice 10 pilates mat exercises everyday starting November 23rd until January 1st. For a video breakdown of the exercises visit EpicenterPilates.com. Accept this challenge and stay healthy,

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to help you secure your financial future. Learn: How to become your own financial manager, effective money management strategies, techniques for trimming your spending, and how to calculate and build your net worth. Jan. 6, 5:30-7:30pm. NeighborImpact Office - Redmond, 2303 SW First St. 541-323-6567. Free.

T.E.C.H. Teen-Elder Computer Help

EVENTS

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT

strong, and stress free this holiday season. Through Jan. 1, 2016. Epicenter Pilates, 888 NW Hill St. Free.

HOPE Food Bank Distribution Free food

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for up to three pets for one month. Must be on government assistance or show proof of low income to qualify. Call The Bend Spay + Neuter Project for more information. Food is distributed on the first Saturday of each month. First Saturday of every month, 10am. Bend Pet Express Westside, 133 SW Century Dr. 541-617-1010.

New Year, New Books Teen book swap and canned food drive. Dec. 31, 3-4pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free Pizza Fundraiser Visit our website: MustangsToTheRescue.org to download and print the required flyer, give it to Base Camp Pizza when you order, and 50% of your food order purchase will benefit Mustangs to the Rescue! First Sunday. Base Camp Pizza, 8060 11th St. 541-330-8943.

PICK Polar Bear Plunge Start off the

New Year with a splash by taking an icy plunge into The Cove swimming pool. After your plunge, grab a Sunriver Resort mug to show off to all of your friends, and fill it with our house-made hot chocolate to warm your bones! Jan. 1, 10am. Sunriver Resort, 17600 Center Dr. Free.

Pool Tournament Cash Cup Anyone can join in, regardless of experience! APA rules, winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. $5.

Preventative Walk-in Pet Wellness Clinic Vaccines, microchips, toenail trims, and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1.

Jefferson County Town Hall Senator Ron Wyden next month will hold town halls, including his 750th town hall. Fulfilling his promise to hold annual town halls in each of Oregon’s 36 counties. Jan. 4, 12:30pm. Madras City Hall, 125 SW E St.

SCORE Small Business Counseling Receive confidential business planning with a SCORE volunteer. Tues, Jan. 5, 5:30-7:30pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free. Teen Night Teens only night at SHARC’s

Start the new year off with an icy splash during the Polar Bear Plunge at Sunriver Resort, 1/1. Photo submitted.

Town Hall Senator Ron Wyden next month will hold town halls, including his 750th town hall. Fulfilling his promise to hold annual town halls in each of Oregon’s 36 counties. Jan. 4, 9:45am. Ridgeview High School, 4555 SW Elkhorn Ave.

Trivia Tuesdays Pick your smartest friends to make teams of two-to-five people for a mind-bending game of trivia. Tuesdays, 6-8pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free.

SENIOR EVENTS Senior Meal Program Through a contract with Central Oregon Council on Aging (COCOA) BCC hosts a senior meal program, providing a healthy lunch to seniors and their guests. In addition, Bend’s Community Center offers a comfortable senior library with billiards, computer, and internet access. Mondays-Fridays, 11am-12:30pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. Free-$3. Mindful Movement Pilates A gentle pilates class led by Paula Logan that focuses on deliberate and mindful movement of the body. Learn how to reduce stress, to release tense muscles, and to perform exercises properly. This class will help build strength with an emphasis on core strength, stretching, and increased flexibility. All fitness levels. Thursdays. Healthy Lifestyle Resource Center, 2525 NE Twin Knolls Dr. Suite 9. 541-306-3836. $8.

indoor pool. Open to ages 12-18, festivities include water-themed games and contests. Wed, Dec. 30, 8-10:15pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. $10 public, $7 SROA members.

MEETINGS Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice For more information call Diane at 541-4474756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave.

Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for friends and families of alcoholics. Check afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing.

Lessons from Pharoah’s Hardening Heart Guest speaker Rabbi Johanna Hershenson. This week’s Torah reading, including the first of the ten plagues in Egypt, introduces the notion of Pharoah’s hardened heart. What can we learn about the many variables in our life situations that allow us all too often to compromise our integrity? Jan. 3, 10:30-11:30am. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd.

Communicators Plus Toastmasters Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr. Suite 110. 541-388-6146.

Community Circle & Potluck There’s a place for your voice in The Circle with the Spiritual Awareness Community. We come together to rejoice in each others’ joy, and share our common life, love, peace, joy, bliss, and release, as the sharing unfolds. We want to hear your perspective and experience! Share if you want, or just soak it all in. Jan. 3, 5:15-6:30pm. Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-385-1332. Free.

Cool Cars & Coffee All makes, models

Italian Language Group Italian language learning, study, and conversation group. All levels welcome. Mondays, 1-2pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-639-7513. Free. Italian Language Study Group Italian language learning, study, and conversation group. All levels welcome. Saturdays, 11am12:30pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Live Talk Moderated discussion group with voted topics. First Thursday of every month, 6:30pm. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free. Spanish Club Spanish language study and conversation group. All levels welcome. Thursdays, 3:30-5pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

What’s Brewing? Legislative Outlook 2016 How long will Oregon be open for business? Join us for an inside look of what’s coming ahead in this 2016 legislative session. Panelists will dive into the upcoming tax hikes, minimum wage increases, and fiscal policies that will impact you and your business. Jan. 5, 5-7pm. Deschutes Brewery Public House, 1044 NW Bond St. 541-3823221. $20 public, $15 Chamber member.

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Nordic Youth Club Bend Endurance Academy Youth Club is a fun-focused program that introduces young people to the basics of cross country skiing and the joys of winter. Saturdays-Sundays, 9am-noon. In Bend, call for info. 541-480-4563. $225-$325.

Backpack Explorers Parents and

Preschool Parade Ages 3-5 years.

children ages 3-5 investigate science, art, music, stories ,and culture in a fun, hands-on manner. Wed, Jan. 6, 10-11am and Thurs, Jan. 7, 10-11am. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-3824754. Members $10, non-members $15.

Stories, songs, rhymes, crafts to develop early literacy skills. Tuesdays, 1:30pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Thurs, Jan. 7, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

Capoeira Kids Ages 5 and up. Experience this exciting artform of Brazilian culture, which incorporates martial arts, movement, music, acrobatics, and fun for all ages. Learn more at ucabend.com Mondays, 5:206:20pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. $25, three week intro.

Redmond MOPS (Mothers of Preschoolers) We are a group of

Downtown Bend Snow Party Stories and activities to celebrate snow. All ages welcome. Dec. 31, 10:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

LEGO Block Party Wed, Dec. 30, 2:30pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Thurs, Dec. 31, 10:30am-noon. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Sat, Jan. 2, 1-2pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

Family Fun Ages 0-5 years. Interactive storytime with songs, rhymes, crafts. Thursdays, 10:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. Free.

Harry Potter Story Hour Drop in for our weekly story hour, featuring Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. This is a free event with Harry Potter themed treats and gelato for purchase. Thursdays, 4-5pm. Bonta Natural Artisan Gelato, 920 NW Bond St. Free.

No School Fun Hang Out Day A safe and fun place to drop of your kids during no-school days for activities while you work, do errands, or have fun day of your own. 4-13 years. Halfday options also available: 7:45am12:30pm or 12:45am-5:30pm Wed, Dec. 30, 7:45am-5:30pm. Samara Learning

supportive mamas. We have free and very loving child care for kiddos. A great place to make new friends, get encouragement, and know that you’re not alone in this wonderful journey of motherhood! First Tuesday, 9-11am. Community Presbyterian Church, 529 NW 19th St. Free.

Redmond Snow Party Snow crafts, plus an awesome New Year’s countdown. Dec. 30, 10:30am-12:30pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Redmond Teen Advisory Board Design programs, meet new people, lend your voice to library projects. Wed, Jan. 6, 2pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1061. Free.

Rockie Tales Puppet Show Ages 3-5 years. Tues, Jan. 5, 1:30pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

Movement, Music & Stories Ages 3-5. Dec. 30, 10:30am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

Pajama Party Ages 0-5. Evening storytime with songs, rhymes, and crafts. Tues, Jan. 5, 6:30pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St. Free.

Tween Yoga This class for 10-12 year olds, will introduce the basics of yoga to help build strength and flexibility. Wednesdays, 4-5:15pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. $5-$6.

Winter Break Camp During these four magical days we will be making fire, building snow shelters, practicing magic, and learning how to find our way in a cold, sparkling world. Wildheart Beaver Builders: 12/28, Wildheart Fire Dancers: 12/29, Dragon Riders: 12/30, Juniper Jedis: 12/31. Wed, Dec. 30, 9am-3:30pm and Thurs, Dec. 31, 9am-3:30pm. Skyliners Lodge, 16125 Skyliners Rd. 503-680-9831. $55-$65.

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stories, and crafts with High Desert Museum. Mon, Jan. 4, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Jan. 5, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Tues, Jan. 5, 11:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. Wed, Jan. 6, 1pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

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TOP THEATRE PERFORMANCES OF 2015 BY JARED RASIC

THE BEND THEATRICAL SCENE HAS GONE THROUGH QUITE A RESURGENCE IN 2015, WITH A VAST MAJORITY OF THE SHOWS EITHER PLAYING TO FULL HOUSES OR CLOSE TO IT. COMPARED TO THEATRE YEARS' PAST WHEN CTC AND 2ND STREET BOTH CAME CLOSE TO SHUTTING THEIR DOORS, AND PERFORMANCES VOLCANIC THEATRE PUB WAS PRIMARILY A MUSIC VENUE, 2015 HAS SEEN LIVE THEATRE COME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE.

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A SIDE EFFECT OF THE RENEWED INTEREST IN THEATRE HAS BEEN AN INFLUX OF NOT ONLY FRESH BLOOD TO THE STAGE, BUT AN ALMOST SINGLE-MINDED DRIVE FOR THE VETERAN ACTORS TO CRAFT POWERFUL AND MEMORABLE NEW PERFORMANCES. THIS YEAR, CENTRAL OREGON SAW SOME OF ITS BEST ACTING EVER. WHETHER IT WAS STEPHANIE SLADE BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE IN EVIL DEAD: THE MUSICAL, OR SKYE STAFFORD AND WILL FUTTERMAN MAKING AN ENTIRE THEATER HOLD ITS BREATH IN VENUS IN FUR, OR TARA JOHNSON CREATING A SALLY BROWN FOR THE AGES IN YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN, THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST THEATRICAL SEASONS IN MEMORY. HERE IS A LOOK BACK FROM A FEW OTHER LOCAL THEATRICAL FOLK AT THE BEST WORK THEY SAW ON STAGE OVER THE PAST YEAR.

JULIAH RAE

in Venus in Fur and Tommy Kuchulis as William Barfee in Putnam County Spelling Bee. Both very different performers, but both wholeheartedly immersed themselves in their characters. They were believable and there wasn’t a single moment I thought I was watching Skye or Tommy doing a role, if you know what I mean. They were the people they were portraying. There was no ‘acting.’”

DIRECTOR OF THE GLASS MENAGERIE

“Asking a director to state, publicly, their favorite performance by an actor in 2015 is akin to suggesting that they gleefully shoot themselves in the foot. Instead, I’m going to say that, for me, the most surprising performance this year was given by Robert Marquez as Michal in CTC’s The Pillowman. His honest and vulnerable portrayal of a broken man with a child’s mind and an unquestioning loyalty to his brother, who commits monstrous murders in all innocence, was astonishing. I had never seen Robert onstage before; his theatrical absence is our loss.”

SANDY SILVER

DIRECTOR OF BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS

“The community theater scene has exploded here in Bend. So many wonderful productions and so many great performances, but my vote for the most outstanding performance of the season goes to Lilli Ann Linford-Foreman for her portrayal of Amanda Wingfield in Greenwood Playhouses’s production of The Glass Menagerie. Lilli Ann brought truth and honesty to the role and understands the difference between ‘presentation’ and ‘representation.’ A beautiful, honest performance both verbally and physically.”

GREG THOMA

BOARD PRESIDENT, STAGE RIGHT PRODUCTIONS

THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE AT 2ND STREET THEATER. COURTESY OF 2ND STREET THEATER.

WILL FUTTERMAN

LYLLI J. VON HURST

“When Randy Heise portrayed Charlotte von Mahlsdorf in Doug Wright’s I Am My Own Wife, in a scene directed by Juliah Rae for 2nd Street Theatre’s sneak peek, he not only delivered an outstanding performance, he demonstrated undeniably that amateur theatre can be just as good, surpass even, the grand spectacle of Broadway.”

“Out of all the plays I’ve enjoyed this year my favorite performance by far had to have been by Ryan Klontz as Ash in Evil Dead: The Musical. With an impeccable voice and Bruce Campbell-worthy smirks, Klontz without a doubt made 2nd Street Theater proud.”

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AVID LOCAL THEATER GOER

SANDY KLEIN

MANAGING DIRECTOR AT 2ND STREET THEATER “Two that stand out are Skye Stafford

“Ryan Klontz was the standout performer. He has great comedic timing as well as an amazing set of pipes. His role as Mitch Mahoney (Putnam County Spelling Bee) and Ash Williams (Evil Dead: The Musical) both required being able to think on his feet and keep everything okay, all the while staying perfectly in character.”

JANIS SHARPE

PRODUCER AT CASCADES THEATRICAL COMPANY “The best performance that I saw last year was Robert Marquez as Michel in The Pillowman. What a difficult role that Robert imbued with such poignant humanity that it unleashed a torrent of emotions in me: empathy, love, pity, revulsion. I never wanted to see The Pillowman in the first place and now I would like to see it again to experience Robert’s performance once more.”

BY TOM BEANS OWNER, DUDLEY’S BOOKSHOP CAFE

WHEN I TOOK OVER DUDLEY’S IN APRIL 2015, I BELIEVED BEND WAS READY TO ONCE AGAIN SUPPORT AN INDEPENDENT BOOKSTORE—BUT IT HAD TO BE THE RIGHT BOOKSTORE. WE HAVE FOCUSED ON SELLING THE BEST LITERARY FICTION AVAILABLE, AND I’M PROUD TO SAY BEND WELCOMED US BACK WITH OPEN ARMS. HERE’S MY LIST OF FAVORITE TITLES FROM 2015:

MEDICINE WALK BY RICHARD WAGAMESE

Somewhere between the unadulterated fun of his Snow Crash and the headiness of his Baroque Cycle lies Seveneves. You’ll learn more about orbital mechanics than you thought possible and have great fun along the way. It also has my favorite first line from this year: “The moon blew up with no warning and with no apparent reason.”

HIKERTRASH: LIFE ON THE PACIFIC CREST TRAIL BY ERIN MILLER Local author Miller hiked the Pacific Crest Trail with her husband in 2013. Forget the treacly back-story of Cheryl Strayed’s Wild. No lost boots or bra dilemmas here either. Written as a day-by-day trail journal, Hikertrash tells the story of what life is really like on the trail: the good, the bad, ‘bandage boogers’ and all.

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Arts and Culture Alliance is partnering with Americans for the Arts to study the economic impact of arts and culture in the region with the Arts and Economic Prosperity study.

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Madras High School opens its state of the art Performing Arts Center.

My favorite modern author gifted us with a wicked little dose of pure reading candy. Soul-sucking vampires living behind a hidden door that only appears every nine years? Echoes that tie back to Mitchell’s overarching mythos? Tropes of cosmic evil played for laughs? Count me in.

SEVENEVES BY NEAL STEPHENSON

Atelier 6 and the Deschutes Library Foundation brought Edward Curtis prints and author Timothy Egan to create a wonderful and rich experience.

SLADE HOUSE BY DAVID MITCHELL

I’m going to cheat. The fourth book of this six-part series was released earlier this year, but consider this a plea to jump in with Book 1 now if you haven’t already. In dramainfused detail, Knausgaard reveals all of the little bits that make up a life and give it meaning. It is profoundly, utterly brilliant.

The Bend Cultural Tourism Fund is an incredible opportunity for Bend to attract even more arts and culture to the area. Many of those that benefited from the fund are listed below.

Des Chutes Historical Museum's Finding Fremont exhibit hit a home run with this exciting look at Fremont and our regional history.

My personal pick for best book of 2015. It’s the story of young Franklin Starlight, estranged from his alcoholic father and wondering about a mother he never knew. His father Eldon, who is dying of drink, wants his son to take him to the mountains to be buried as a native warrior of old. The ensuing journey sheds light on the family history that Franklin never knew and his father never wanted to share. Heartbreaking, tragic and ultimately redemptive, this is a book without a word of wasted prose, with every page carrying a deeper meaning.

MY STRUGGLE: BOOK 4 BY KARL OVE KNAUSGAARD

BY KEVIN BARCLAY ARTS AND CULTURE ALLIANCE BOARD CHAIR

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Caldera wins the 2015 National Arts and Youth Development Program and is honored at the White House. Wow! Great program and the award is well deserved.

2015 BESTSELLING BOOKS AT DUDLEY’S BOOKSHOP CAFE THE MARTIAN BY ANDY WEIR ALL THE LIGHT WE CANNOT SEE BY ANTHONY DOERR GO SET A WATCHMAN BY HARPER LEE ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE BY GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ ASTORIA BY PETER STARK THE ELEGANCE OF THE HEDGEHOG BY MURIEL BARBERY THE MINDFULNESS COLORING BOOK BY EMMA FARRARONS THE EMERALD MILE BY KEVIN FEDARKO JACKABY BY WILLIAM RITTER SHORT NIGHTS OF THE SHADOW CATCHER BY TIMOTHY EGAN

Pop-up Art!—From the MUSE Art Walk to the Jenny Green Gallery to new Roundabout Art from Art in Public Places. Bend is bursting at the seams with new art and new experiences.

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of Photography

The city of Redmond receives the Ben Westlund Award. The Deschutes Cultural Coalition recognized Redmond for its commitment to the arts in urban renewal planning and development.

Finally, a shout out to our art and culture stalwarts, such as, Bend Film, High Desert Museum, Les Schwab Amphitheater, Sisters Folk Festival, Sunriver Music Festival and Tower Theatre (to name a few) that keep exceeding expectations year after year.

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TOP FIVE CUPS OF COFFEE I DRANK IN 2015

TOP 5 LOCAL DISHES BY BETHLYN RIDER OWNER/CHEF AT GLOBAL FUSION

BY SCOTT WITHAM OWNER/HEAD ROASTER AT LONE PINE COFFEE ROASTER

LOCAL COFFEE

1. ETHIOPIA MEAZA ESPRESSO AT PALATE

The Meaza is a really nicely prepared Yirgacheffe from the Kochere district. The shots I had were honey sweet with floral and fruited (berry) complexity and a bittersweet chocolate finish. Ethiopia Meaza Espress is sourced and roasted by Coava.

2. THE SERMON ESPRESSO AT BAD WOLF BAKERY

I also had a delightful cup at Bad Wolf pulled by the owner, Breezie. My cup started out with big, round, almost tropical fruit flavors. The espresso then shifts to caramelized sugars and dark chocolate as it finishes in a classic, but refined way. Definitely an espresso that would hold up in milk and make a great latte or cappuccino. The Sermon Espresso is roasted by Verbe of Santa Cruz, California.

3. EL SALVADOR SELECTIONS FROM BACKPORCH

Central Oregon. These are the types of coffees I could drink all day, thanks to their impressive sweetness, structure, and clean profiles. Try the Pacamara if you get a chance.

4. GIBRALTAR AT STACKHOUSE

This is a well-built small milk drink at the new(er) coffee bar off of Colorado. It’s a simple drink that’s all about execution, and in my experience Stackhouse has pulled it off with aplomb and good latte art to boot.

5. COSTA RICA SUMAVA FRENCH PRESS AT ONE EYED SISTERS

Amy and Tiphane’s impeccably decorated coffee trailer is serving absolutely delicious French pressed coffee over off of Galveston. The brew method enhances the body and complexity of the roast and makes me nostalgic for the days when we served only French press ourselves.

I know it’s not a single cup, but I can’t choose my favorite. The direct trade relationship Backporch has with the Menendez’s farms yields some of the best cups in

DISHES

It’s been quite a year for Bethlyn Rider. After transitioning from her successful food cart last fall, she took a big step and opened her own brick-and-mortar Global Fusion over the summer. Since opening, the fusion-focused chef has expanded her hours and offerings (brunch and specialty cocktails, anyone?). Rider is always on the lookout for new flavors and combinations. Below are five of her favorite dishes from around Bend’s bustling food scene.

1. CEVICHE

at the eastside Hola. Love the crisp flavor with the warm shrimp.

2. CHEF JAKE’S SPECIAL SUSHI ROLLS OF THE DAY AT KANPAI. He brings an

explosion of flavor smartly together. Creative combos.

3. PHO VIET’S TOFU LEMONGRASS SALAD.

Loads of fried tofu in a lemongrass teriyaki dressing with these rice puffs that you can dip into the sauce.

4. MCKAY COTTAGE’S EGGS BENEDICT. Their hollandaise is the best in Bend.

5. EL SANCHO’S TACOS. Simple, cheap,

and full of flavor.

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A CAVEAT: I DON’T GO OUT FOR COFFEE VERY OFTEN. MOST OF THE CUPS I CONSUME ARE AT LONE PINE. SURELY, I’M LEAVING OUT MANY WORTHY ESTABLISHMENTS AND THEIR DELICIOUS COFFEE DRINKS. YOU’LL ALSO NOTICE THAT MY TOP FIVE ARE ALL SMALL ESPRESSO DRINKS OR BREWED COFFEE. WHILE I ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL MOCHA OR CARAMEL LATTE, IT’S NEVER WHAT I GET WHEN I GO OUT FOR COFFEE. I’M SO THANKFUL TO BE PART OF A COFFEE COMMUNITY THAT IS EXCITED ABOUT CRAFT AND CONTINUALLY MAKING TASTIER COFFEE. HERE ARE MY TOP FIVE CUPS OF COFFEE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.

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1. GLOBAL FUSION

If you’re getting that déjà vu feeling, it’s probably because we included the food cart Bethlyn’s Global Fusion last year. But we figure the move to a brick-and-mortar location in Bend’s up-and-coming Maker’s District, one of our favorite places to chow down, deserves a mention. Global Fusion landed in the former home of Second Street Eats in July and has been attracting a crowd with its unique mix of global flavors ever since (so much so that the cart is primarily used as an extension of the restaurant’s kitchen—gotta have a fryer for those fried avocado tacos). Never one to be content with the same-old, same-old, chef and owner Bethlyn Rider is constantly mixing things up, recently adding brunch and booze to the mix and serving dinner in a corner of the city with few other evening options. Still haven’t stopped by? Make it a New Year’s resolution.

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Soulful folk with hints of blues, Americana and acoustic soul - Opening by Liz Vice

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BUMPER JACKSONS Jazz, early blues, old-time music and country swing

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As much as we appreciate Bend’s existing culinary clusters (primarily downtown, The Lot, and Newport Avenue), we are thrilled to see high-quality, local eateries spreading eastward. The most recent addition to the Maker’s District may be more focused on drinks than dining, but it still offers a refreshing change of pace for happy hour or light meal options. An extension of Oregon Spirit Distillers' booze-making and tasting operation, the Barrel Thief is a cross between a swanky cocktail lounge and a laid back brew pub. And—no big deal—it may be the first distillery in Oregon with a full bar on site. In addition to a wide selection of classic and handcrafted original cocktails, the Barrel Thief also offers an impressive array of nonalcoholic options—including a rotating assortment of handmade drinking vinegars called “shrubs.” On the food side, options range from veggie hot dogs to pulled pork sandwiches, most including Pringles and pickled veggies.

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3. THE BARGE

While winter may not be the most popular time for cold treats, one of the highlights of the local food scene this year was the launch of The Barge, a floating ice cream “truck” anchored just upstream from the

Columbia Bridge. While it made only a short appearance this summer, we’re already looking forward to floating by on our tubes and grabbing a locally-made treat once the ice melts. To keep tabs on when The Barge is heading back out on the river, check out its Facebook page: facebook. com/thebargeatlarge.

4. PACIFIC PIZZA AND BREW

It’s hard to go wrong with pizza, but there’s a distinct difference between a big greasy slice of cheese pizza (which holds a permanent place in the heart of every journalist on deadline) and a gourmet slice of pie. Pacific Pizza’s offerings are this latter sort of delicacy. Their varied offerings include unique approaches like the Pacific Steelhead, a white-sauce pie topped with in-house smoked steelhead salmon, a sprinkling of capers, fresh dill, and a sliced hard-boiled egg. But it’s not just the food that makes it worth checking out. Despite being located at a busy spot off Century Drive, Pacific Pizza and Brew has an open, airy and comfortable vibe, with an expansive deck looking westward with a clear view of Mt. Bachelor for spectacular sunset views. Now, that’s a happy hour.

Pacific Pizza & Brew 340 SW Century Dr. Daily: 11 am-10 pm pacificpizzabrew.com

5. SPORK EXPANSION

Spork is another restaurant that started as a cart and has since seen an explosion in popularity at its restaurant on Newport Avenue (which opened in 2013). In response to that strong showing of support (often resulting in a line to the door), Spork recently expanded into the space next door and the results are impressive. The additional space is not only functional—giving a larger number of patrons the opportunity to dine in the eclectic, modern venue—it’s also a feast for the eyes. With a stylish new side bar table and three pod-like booths with circular openings, the design marries nicely with the menu—both offer a unique blend of cultural influences with a modern flair and local sourcing.

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937 NW Newport Ave. Sunday-Thursday: 11 am-9 pm Friday-Saturday: 11 am-10 pm sporkbend.com And one more to look forward to: The Brown Owl, formerly a food cart at The Lot, is returning after a hiatus with a brick-and-mortar establishment near Atlas Cider in 2016. Our mouths are already watering.

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BEER 2015: LESS DRAMA, TASTES GREAT, BEND’S BEER SCENE AVOIDS PRETENSION, KEEPS PRODUCING QUALITY

BLACK BUTTE [DESCHUTES] The Abyss and The Dissident comprise the brunt of Deschutes’ barrel-aged output, but this pub-exclusive release—still available in bottles at the Bond Street pub!—is arguably their best this year. With 90 percent aged in oak whiskey barrels from Bendistillery, it’s an explosion of chocolate and caramel flavors without overwhelming you with alcohol the way fresh Abyss can. PABO PILS AND BREWER’S CRACK [BONEYARD]No, neither of these—the first

Now that Monkless (the 1-barrel operation that remains Bend’s only Belgian-specific brewery) is seeing distribution a bit more often at bars like White Water Taphouse, their well-made ales are starting to give the competition a serious run for their money. That became particularly clear with this release, a Belgian-style quad aged on cherries that mixed fruit with deep, dark flavors that makes a snowy winter go just right.

SESSION CIDER [ATLAS] Okay, it’s not beer

exactly, but Atlas Cider Co.’s first release in cans is important for two reasons. One, it’s going to be a killer outdoor thirst quencher when it’s hot and sunny out again (as unlikely as it seems right this moment). Two, it shows how far their taproom on Industrial Way has come—and how much it’ll be sure to grow in 2016, when Immersion Brewing and The Brown Owl (the ex-food cart, future bar and restaurant) are set to join it as neighbors.

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Food Events PICK Gingerbread Junction

Now in its 19th year, Gingerbread Junction is a favorite community display of sweetly decorative houses. Guests who want to get in on the holiday cheer can fill out the participation form to reserve a “lot,” with all proceeds and matching donations from Sunriver Resort benefiting the Newberry Habitat for Humanity. Gingerbread Junction will be on display in the Abbot Room. Through Jan. 1, 2016. Sunriver Resort, 17600 Center Dr. 855-420-8206. Large lot $50, medium $25, small $15.

New Year’s Eve at the Vineyard Ring in the New Year the winery way with live music and a sit-down dinner from a guest chef, plus wine pairings. Dec. 31, 7pm. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards, 70450 NW Lower Valley Dr. $125.

Sunriver Resort New Year’s Eve Dinner & Party Reservations required, call 541-593-3740. Entry to the plated dinner includes entry to the NYE party for ages 21+.

Dance and party the night away. Live entertainment, party favors, photograph, and champagne toast at midnight. Dec. 31, 5-10 and 8pm1am. Sunriver Resort, 17600 Center Dr. 541-593-3740. Dinner $75, party $50.

Beer and Drink Events Beer & Wine Tastings We always have a wonderful selection of beer and wine! Come join us every Friday and Saturday. 3:305:30pm. Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-3823940. Free. Firkin Friday A different firkin each week. $3 firkin pints until it’s gone. Fridays, 4pm. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541639-4776.

Silver Moon Tasting Silver Moon Brewery tap takeover and tasting. Come enjoy our selection of Silver Moon drafts at a special price. Come welcome the New Year at Velvet. Drafts, Moscow mules, and delicious snacks! Jan. 1, 7:30-10pm. Velvet, 805 NW Wall St. 541-7280303. $4 drafts.

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more of an English-style strong ale—are glamorous beers. But now that their new production facility is in full operation, Boneyard (which also remodeled its tasting room a bit to open up some extra space—stop by if you haven’t been over in a while) finally has the time and capacity to take its eyes off RPM IPA and produce some other world-class beer. A one-trick pony they ain’t.

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In a 2015 that was littered with buyouts, big news, and endless bickering online in beer forums, it can sometimes be easy to forget what a bumper year it was for Central Oregon’s favorite (adult) pastime. Deschutes collaborated with Harpoon in Massachusetts and BrewDog in Scotland; Silver Moon and Rat Hole both opened up new locations; 10 Barrel’s rich uncle purchased a new expansion for it; GoodLife sold approximately 800 million cans of Sweet As. And best of all, beer continued to progress—the good ones kept coming out, the bad ones were forgotten.

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TOP 10 SPORTS STORIES BY MIKE FICHER ACTOR & RADIO PERSONALITY FOR KPOV

8 Olivia Armstrong

Despite arriving in Belgium without her bikes, the Bend High sophomore surprises even herself, winning the 16-and-under women’s cruiser category at the BMX World Championships. She also finishes third in the 20-inch girls U15 division.

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wins 5A state championship. Just five years removed from two consec-

PLOWING THROUGH POWDER With an abundance of snow piling up in the mountains, one of the best ways to enjoy the winter beauty is by snowmobile. There is plenty of the white stuff, since the nearby mountains average approximately 30 feet of snowfall a year. And there is plenty to explore. The trail system around Mt. Bachelor has 288 miles of safe, groomed trails, and an additional 200 miles of trails snake through the Newberry Crater National Monument southeast of Bend. It’s a great way to explore a winter wonderland that most will never experience, so be sure to take your smart phones and cameras for terrific photo ops.

Wanoga Sno-Park A popular jumping off point to access the Mt. Bachelor trail system is the Wanoga Sno-Park, where groomed trails lead to destinations including Lava Lake and Edison Butte. Or venture further to reach Elk Lake Resort where you can enjoy a hot meal and a beverage at the Lodge. Wanoga is located near milepost 14 on Century Drive heading toward Mt. Bachelor. Trails are groomed six days a week by volunteers of Central Oregon Snowbusters. If you don’t own your own snowmobile, Central Oregon Adventures, Inc. offers a variety of rentals and tours and uses the Wanoga Sno-Park as a launching point from which you can access the many trails leading to more than 250,000 acres of winter terrain. Drivers must be at least 16 years old and hold a valid driver’s license. Central Oregon Adventures also offers safety clinics for snowmobilers with an emphasis on avalanche awareness. For further information, call 541-593-8887 or check COA’s website: coadventures.com/htm/ snow_rentals.htm

Newberry Crater National Monument Another popular snowmobiling outing is the Newberry Crater National Monument boasting 200 miles of trails that begin at the 10 Mile Sno-Park on Oregon Highway 21. The Sno-Park is just three miles from Paulina Lake Lodge and is the closest access point to the Lodge, which—at an elevation of 6,380 feet—is snowbound during the winter. These trails access more than 300,000 acres of quiet winter solitude and breathtaking views. Hot meals are available at the Lodge, which also has cabins for rent and Sno-Cat transportation if needed. For further information, call 541-536-2240 or check the Lodge’s website: paulinalakelodge. com/winter.html Sno-Park permits are required for all vehicles. They can be purchased at the Department of Motor Vehicles and most outdoor stores for an annual fee of $30 and $5 day permits are available at the Wanoga Sno-Park.

utive winless seasons, the Storm put together a season to remember. 12-1 overall record, 4-0 for first Intermountain Conference title, 604 points scored (46 PPG), 142 points against (11 PPG), stars on both sides of the ball--is this the best prep football team in Central Oregon history?

Pole, Pedal Paddle replaces the Nordic ski

Bend Elks win first West Coast League title.

stage with a 2.34 Mount Bachelor trail run due to an absence of snow, which helps professional trail runner Morgan Arritola capture the women’s portion and professional triathlete Jesse Thomas—who had never cross-country skied in his life—win the men’s side of the annual multisport event. New ownership, new general manager, new head coach, new players, first championship. John and Tami Marick, Casey Powell, Trey Watt, and a host of talented collegiate players bonded off and on the field to set seven league offensive records, earn the best record in team history and deliver the franchise’s first-ever West Coast League title.

4 Ashton Eaton

Central Oregon’s favorite son and, arguably, Mountain View High School’s most famous alum, wins the world decathlon championships in Beijing, China, extending his world record in the event to 9,045 points. And, oh, his prep alma mater dedicated and named its track for Eaton in May, which the University of Oregon

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0.5 seconds left in the game, the Ravens’ George Mendenzona—who was not the first option on the play—accepts the inbounds pass in front on his cheer section and tosses a 30-foot prayer that is answered with nothing but net to send the home crowd deliriously spilling on to the court in one of the most thrilling finishes in local prep history.

ith apologies to the Sisters’ boys soccer team, golfer Jesse Heinly, the Ridgeview girls’ softball team, Oregon State volleyball players Rachel Buehner and Hannah Troutman, locally-bred tennis players Paxton Deuel and Adam Krull, the local pickle ball craze, the coming curling bubble, the Summit High baseball team, Idaho ski resort buyers Matt and Diane McFerran, and, I suspect, countless other deserving nominees, in no particular order, here’s one observer’s Top 10 sports stories for Central Oregon for 2015.

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grad embraced with his customary and refreshing humility and grace.

5 Madison Odiorne

The Summit High graduate won an unprecedented fourth consecutive Class 5A state high school golf title, setting a 36-hole scoring record with a 4-under-par 140, shattering her own previous standard by 10 strokes. The now-Washington State golfer was named the National High School Coaches Association senior athlete of the year in girls’ golf and earned second in the Oregon Women’s Amateur Championship in June. In her first collegiate tournament in September, she finished ninth.

6 Matthew Maton

Becoming only the sixth American high school runner to complete a sub-four minute mile, the former Summit High standout runs 3:59.38 at the Oregon Twilight Meet in Eugene in May. Maton’s time, which was achieved when he ran just under 58 seconds for the final lap, ranks third behind Alan Webb (3:53.43, 2001) and Jim Ryun (3:55.3, 1965) on the all-time U.S. high school list.

7 Ridgeview

defeats Mountain View in boys’ basketball for the first time in nine tries. Sometimes, the way you achieve something is even more memorable than the achievement. Tied with

9 No snow

Hoodoo opens for only two weeks in January due to an unseasonably dry winter. The snow sports portion of the Special Olympics Oregon Winter Games, scheduled at Mt. Bachelor, is canceled due to unseasonable rain rather than snow in March. The Pole, Pedal, Paddle nixes the Nordic portion of the race and Mount Bachelor closes on the earliest date in 40 years. But that did not stop local athletes from success on the snow. Emily Hyde won the U20 National Championship Skate Sprint Race and Sam Biskup earned gold in the Sprint race in the male division at the 2015 XC Junior Nationals in March.

10 Summit girls’

soccer wins state title. The numbers are mind-numbing. 17-0-1 record. Outscored opponents 88-3. Outscored opponents in playoffs 22-3. Won championship, 7-0, the biggest margin of victory in a state title soccer game since 1997. Four consecutive state titles and five of the last six. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Mike Ficher is the play-by-play voice for COTV Sports, the public address announcer for the Bend Elks, sometimes co-host of Central Oregon Sports Talk on 88.9 KPOV, a Bend North Little League baseball umpire, and a USSF soccer official.

TOP 5 ENVIRONMENTAL VICTORIES

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BY MOEY NEWBOLD OUTREACH & COMMUNICATIONS COORDINATOR FOR CENTRAL OREGON LANDWATCH

he challenges facing the Earth’s forests, oceans, and atmosphere affect all of us. Unfortunately, true environmental victories are hard to come by—often the wins are incremental and temporary. Let’s take this time to celebrate the successes we do achieve because ultimately, a win for nature is a win for us all. This is a short list of some of the biggest local, national, and international victories on environmental issues in 2015.

1. Defeating the Keystone Pipeline Despite Central Oregon’s snowy winter so far, we know climate change has already begun to have an impact on the planet. As carbon dioxide levels in our atmosphere rise, the impacts are predicted to become more severe. This year, we avoided what Dr. James Hansen, former head of the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies, referred to as “game over for the planet” with the defeat of the Keystone Pipeline! The proposed pipeline from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico would have facilitated the exploitation of Canada’s tar sands. After seven years of debate between TransCanada and climate activists, President Obama finally officially rejected the application in early November. Cheers to the ordinary people around the United States who staged more than 750 direct actions and protests and succeeded in pressuring our government to choose planet over profit—this time.

2. Fighting Sprawl in Bend Chances are you choose to live in Bend because you enjoy being surrounded by natural beauty. If you’ve ever wondered why our city stops at city limits instead of sprawling outward like cities do in most other states, thank the urban growth boundary! Statewide land use planning laws require cities to carefully develop urban growth boundaries (UGBs). In 2009, Bend sent a proposal to the state to expand the UGB by about 40 percent or a whopping 8,400 acres. However, the state remanded the proposal. Currently, the City is getting close to submitting an updated UGB to the state. With help from organizations like Central Oregon LandWatch and involved citizens, the City has already winnowed the expansion down to just under 2,000 acres. Using our land more efficiently will save taxpayer dollars, facilitate walkable, bike-able neighborhoods, and prevent the destruction of many acres of wildlife habitat.

3. An International Climate Deal in Paris A few weeks ago, 195 nations signed the most ambitious international agreement ever to fight climate change and limit carbon emissions. World leaders agreed to hold “the increase in the global average temperature to well below 2°C above pre-industrial levels” and to check in on how

countries are faring on their individual climate plans every five years. It should be noted that the goals set in Paris are neither strong enough to avert some already-assured dangerous climate change impacts nor are the goals binding for those who signed. This is bad news for the people who are most vulnerable to climate change, but a step in the right direction.

4. Removal of Two of Oregon’s Worst Dams for Fish This summer, WaterWatch of Oregon was successful in leading a legal effort to remove two dams from a tributary to the Rogue River. The Wimer and Fielder dams were constructed as irrigation diversions in the 1900s. Demolishing these obstructions reconnected up to 70 miles of high quality fish habitat for salmon and steelhead.

5. Protection for Sutton Mountain The proposed Sutton Mountain wilderness area totals more than 58,000 acres of awe-inspiring landscape in the John Day River Basin. Thanks to efforts by local conservation groups and their partners, on May 7, Sen. Merkley introduced legislation to ensure that this area will become permanently protected. Pencil in a trip to this regional treasure on your 2016 Oregon Natural Desert Association calendar!

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BY DAMIAN FAGAN COMMUNICATIONS MANAGER FOR HIGH DESERT MUSEUM

very year, the High Desert Museum adds a few more critters to the mix. Here are a few of 2015’s highlights.

Redband Trout

Obtained from Roaring Springs Ranch of Frenchglen, Oregon, redbands are a subspecies of native rainbow trout found east of the Cascade Mountains. Their larger rounded spots FERRUGINOUS HAWAK and orange-red lateral lines distinguish them from non-native trout. The fish are on exhibit in Cheney Pond.

Burrowing Owl A burrowing owl came to the Museum from the Blue Mt. Wildlife rehab center in Pendleton, Oregon. Probably struck by a car, the owl

cannot fully fly and was declared non-releasable. This owl joins a second burrowing owl already on exhibit in the Desertarium. leasable by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, came from southern Oregon and joins a second barred owl already on exhibit. Barred owls have invaded historical spotted owl territories and are cited as a primary threat to the spotted owl’s survival. The barred owl is on exhibit in the Donald M. Kerr Bird of Prey Center.

Ferruginous Hawk Flown

for falconry earlier in its life, the Museum received this 20-year-old ferruginous hawk from Blue Mt. Wildlife. Named for its rusty (ferruginous) shoulder and leg feathers, this bird will soon be on exhibit in the Donald M. Kerr Bird of Prey Center.

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2016 Alamo Bowl Known as the oldest of bowls, the Rose Bowl Game kicked off a myriad of college football legacies in 1902. Watch Stanford vs. Iowa. Jan. 1, 2pm. The 23rd annual Valero Alamo Bowl will kick off in a nationally televised game on ESPN unopposed from any other college or NFL football games on network television. Watch Oregon Ducks vs. TCU. Jan. 2, 3:45pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. Free.

FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return. Meet at FootZone for a 3 to 5 mile run. Wednesdays-noon. FootZone, 845 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

vs. Ohio State at 10 am. Rose Bowl with Stanford vs. Iowa at 2 pm. Sugar Bowl with Oklahoma State vs. Ole Miss at 5:30 pm. Jan. 1, 10am, 2 and 5:30pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. No cover.

CORK New Year’s Day Run The Central Oregon Running Klub (CORK) is hosting a free community event. Runners and walkers will have a 3 or 5 mile course option along the Deschutes River Trail. We encourage all ability levels, ages, and friendly dogs to join us! Jan. 1, 10am. Stackhouse Coffee, 1001 Emkay Dr. Free. NCAA College Football Playoffs On the HD 16-foot cinema screen. Comfy sofas, recliners, four tops, and bar tops. Pizza provided while supplies last. Capital One Orange Bowl with (4) Oklahoma Sooners vs (1) Clemson Tigers at 1 pm. Goodyear Cotton Bowl with (3) Michigan State Spartans vs (2) Alabama Crimson Tide) at 5 pm. Dec. 31, 1 and 5pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. Free.

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Bowl Games Fiesta Bowl with Notre Dame

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Moms Running Group Rain or shine, FootZone hosts runs from 3 to 4.5 miles every Thursday meeting at FootZone. Thursdays, 9:30am. FootZone, 845 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Move it Mondays First and third Monday of the month will be a trail run. We will meet at FootZone and then carpool to the location. Second and fourth Mondays runs start and end at FootZone. 3-5 miles and paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. FootZone, 845 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Snowshoe Tours with a Forest Service Ranger Interpretive snowshoe tour programs focus on the ecology, geology, and wildlife of the Cascades. Interested participants will meet at the Forest Service snowshoeing hut located at Mt. Bachelor’s West Village. Snowshoes are provided for the tour. No prior experience is needed. Participants must be 10 years or older. Mondays-Sundays, 10-11:30am and 1:30-3pm. Through Jan. 3. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-383-5530. Free, donations of $5 suggested.

Wednesday Night Group Runs Join us Wednesday nights for our 3-5 mile group runs, all paces welcome! This is a great way to get exercise, fresh air, and meet fellow fitnatics! Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601. Free.

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Porcupette The porcupine, Honeysuckle, gave birth in mid-April to a baby “porcupette.” A naming contest was held for the porcupette and “Juniper” was the clear winner. Juniper and Honey are doing fine and are on exhibit.

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TOP 10 FILMS OF 2015

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MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

A big challenge with being a film critic in Central Oregon is that we don’t get to go to press screenings and Central Oregon doesn’t always get some of the more prestigous releases until closer to Oscar night. So, going into writing this list, there are still quite a few movies I haven’t seen that could have possibly made the list. Films like Anomalisa, The Hateful Eight, The Revenant, Sicario, Carol, 45 Years, Son of Saul, and quite a few more never made it before my eyes, thus making this list more of a “Top 10 Films That Made It To Central Oregon” type deal. With that caveat out of the way, here is my list.

10 Magic Mike XXL I know, I know, but hear me out. More than any film I saw in 2015, this one celebrates women of all shapes, sizes, and colors. An almost plotless road trip movie about some Tampa, Florida, male strippers heading to a convention in Myrtle Beach should not be this good, but Channing Tatum and crew are damned delightful. There isn’t even a competition the men are headed to, it’s just a showcase for everyone to have fun, get along, and enjoy feminine beauty and friendship. I loved every second of it.

9 What We Do in The Shadows A Kiwi horror/comedy hybrid about a group of vampires living as roommates in modern New Zealand sounds like a blast, but it works even better than that. The film feels like a pilot for a TV show, where all of it works so well that it’s a shame when the final credits roll. We’ve only scratched the surface of these characters and this world and I for one can’t wait to see who gets accidentally killed next in a freak sunlight accident.

8 The Gift A nasty little thriller about the psychological effects of bullying and how we live with those scars. Jason Bateman and Rebecca Hall play a married couple who have just relocated from Chicago to Bateman’s Los Angeles suburb hometown. Almost instantly, they run into Gordo, masterfully played by writer-director Joel Edgerton, whom Bateman went to high school with and has some complicated feelings about. Go in knowing nothing more than that and you will be glued to your seat while your pulse pounds erratically.

7 Room Based on the bestselling novel, Room tells the story of a captive woman and her 5-yearold son, who she tries to protect from the

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grim reality of their situation. While quite a heavy and brutally emotional film, the subject matter is handled with a slight grace that allows the magical performance of Brie Larson to carry you along. Her work here should make her a breakout movie star (even though that should have happened after Short Term 12).

Stallone have a very specific story to tell and they tell it flawlessly. Jordan plays the son of Apollo Creed, Rocky Balboa’s one-time adversary and eventual friend. He comes to Rocky and asks to be trained and their growing relationship is one of the most touching and beautiful creations in film this year. Creed doesn’t break from sports movie

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OF 2015 6 Slow West

A weird and wonderful western about a young Scottish lad searching for his lost love in the American West. Combine this with a bounty hunter played by Michael Fassbender, a twisted script by John Maclean, and a showstopping gunfight finale, Slow West is a truly under-seen and remarkable little gem. Watch this one with your grandpa and your kids and everyone will come out smiling. Maybe not smiling, but happy.

5 Beasts of No Nation A stomach-churning war film about a young boy attempting to survive a civil war in Ghana. Watching a child become brutally initiated into a militia to become a child soldier is no picnic, but Beasts of No Nation is absolutely essential viewing for anti-war viewers or anyone who appreciates powerful cinema. Director Cary Fukunaga is quickly becoming an indispensable eye in filmmaking and Beasts of No Nation should be his calling card. An absolute masterpiece.

4 Creed This is another one that shouldn’t have worked so well, but director Ryan Coogler and stars Michael B. Jordan and Sylvester

formula, instead it executes that formula so perfectly as to make it almost imperceptible. A crowd-pleasing triumph.

3 Inside Out Pixar is responsible for some of the finest animated films of all time, with Toy Story 3, Up, and The Incredibles being able to stand proudly aside Disney’s best. Inside Out, however, is something special. It is simultaneously a fun and exciting adventure in a wholly imaginative world while also being a look into the mind of an 11-year-old girl.

This “cartoon” can give children new ways to express how they’re feeling when the words just won’t come. It is also an astoundingly brilliant look into depression that most live-action films can’t get anywhere close to. Finally, old Bing Bong made this reporter cry harder in a theater than he has at a cartoon since the opening sequence of Up. A timeless and wonderful experience.

2 Tangerine I never would have guessed that my #2 pick of the year would be a film shot entirely on an iPhone about a transgender sex worker searching the seedy street corners of Los Angeles for her fiancé/pimp. Sin-Dee Rella (Kitana Kiki Rodriguez) just did 28 days in jail and heard that her man spent the entire time cheating on her, so she drags her best friend Alexandra across the city searching for the woman who done her wrong and the man she did it with. A dazzling look at a sextrade subculture and a graceful, poignant and hilarious movie about friendship, love, and identity. Trust me on this one.

1 Mad Max: Fury Road So much has been said about this movie already, but let me add one little bit. Whether you hate action movies, sci-fi movies, or dystopian thrillers, Mad Max should still be on your radar. This film is pure cinema in every sense of the word: excellent acting, directing, scoring, and cinematography don’t even touch the fact that it is the most completely original vision on film we have this year. Even George Miller’s other Mad Max films can’t prepare you for what is easily the most visionary work of art put to film in 2015 (and probably 2016 as well). Even if nothing here interests you, witness this feminist action extravaganza and be amazed.

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By Jared Rasic

VANISHING OF THE BEES Another important entry into the Green Team Movie Night film series. Vanishing of the Bees takes a look at the quickly escalating disappearance of honeybees and also points to some solutions to keep them from falling out of our life cycle completely. Because without them, humanity starts to not do so well, either. 6:30 pm. Tuesday, Jan. 5. First Presbyterian Church, 230 NE Ninth St. Free.

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WORST FILMS OF 2015 BY JARED RASIC

I TEND TO AVOID FILMS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY’RE GOING TO BE TERRIBLE, BUT THAT ISN’T ALWAYS POSSIBLE. SOMETIMES HIGH EXPECTATIONS CAN TAKE A MOVIE THAT IS ONLY SERVICEABLE AND MAKE IT UTTER GARBAGE BECAUSE OF HOW GREAT THE MARKETING IS. WHILE THESE ARE CERTAINLY NOT THE FIVE WORST MOVIES OF 2015, THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY MY FIVE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS BASED SOLELY ON MY PURELY SUBJECTIVE EXCITEMENT LEVEL GOING INTO THEM. Objectively, this was the worst movie I sat through in a theater this year, since it was the only one that seriously challenged my journalistic integrity by almost sending me fleeing long before the final credits rolled. Since I will never write a review of a movie I haven’t finished, I stayed and hated almost every second of this dull, sexist hunk of trash. I have never longed for Jason Statham more in my life than while watching the charismachallenged Ed Skrein flail about attempting to be badass.

4 The Gallows I have an admission to make. I still like the found footage horror genre. While most of it is genuinely terrible (this movie), sometimes the conceit can make for a fun and memorable tale (Willow Creek , The Visit). However, The Gallows seems like a horror flick that had a location (a high school after hours) it could use cheaply, so they wrote a movie to fill it. A murderous ghost wreaking havoc in the theater department of a high school should have been right in my wheelhouse, but since so much of the film was blurry shots of people’s shoes while running, I’m still not really sure what happened.

3 Jupiter Ascending I love The Wachowskis and I love Channing Tatum. I especially love big dumb space operas along the lines of The Fifth Element and the Culture series of books by Iain Banks. But Jupiter Ascending is so relentlessly dumb, and Tatum and Mila Kunis are so hopelessly miscast, that the movie just comes across as a boring misfire with some beautiful visuals. The only person having any fun here is Eddie Redmayne and I’m not sure what he’s doing

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can remotely be called “good.” After Cloud Atlas and the wonderful Sense8 Netflix series, I had high hopestThe Wachowskis would give me some good brain food, but this is a spectacular miss.

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2 Entourage One winter when I was extra cold and depressed, my nextdoor neighbor rented every episode of Entourage and loaned them to me...one disc at a time. I used to not want to watch the show because it was the life I wanted to lead and I was jealous, but now I’m glad I saw it because that life looks toxic, destructive, and untenable. The show kept getting worse each season, so I knew the movie wouldn’t be great, but I had to see it. I had to know how it all ends. It doesn’t. There’s no movie here, just an episode of the show four times longer than normal. Everyone is the worst and this movie might just make you hate the human race a little bit more.

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Facing Climate Change Together Guided by activist, filmmaker, and yoga instructor, Vanessa Schulz, this class allows the sadness and dread of environmental collapse to be acknowledged, experienced, and accepted. Breaking through the psychic numbing and social censorship of taboo subjects, we’re reminded why our individual climate-friendly actions matter. We learn why affirmation of our emotional body is so vitally important to cultural and personal transformation. Mondays, 7-8:30pm. Through July 25. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr. Suite 113. 541-322-9642. $10.

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Frederick the Great was King of Prussia between 1740 and 1786. He was also an Aquarius who sometimes experimented with eccentric ideas. When he brewed his coffee, for example, he used champagne instead of water. Once the hot elixir was ready to drink, he mixed in a dash of powdered mustard. In light of the astrological omens, I suspect that Frederick’s exotic blend might be an apt symbol for your life in 2016: a vigorous, rich, complex synthesis of champagne, coffee, and mustard. (P.S. Frederick testified that “champagne carries happiness to the brain.”) PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): My Piscean acquaintance Arturo plays the piano as well as anyone I’ve heard. He tells me that he can produce 150 different sounds from any single key. Using the foot pedals accounts for some of the variation. How he touches a key is an even more important factor. It can be percussive, fluidic, staccato, relaxed, lively, and many other moods. I invite you to cultivate a similar approach to your unique skills in 2016. Expand and deepen your ability to draw out the best in them. Learn how to be even more expressive with the powers you already possess. ARIES (March 21-April 19): John Koenig is an artist who invents new words. Here’s one that’s applicable to your journey in 2016: “keyframe.” Koenig defines it as being a seemingly mundane phase of your life that is in fact a turning point. Major plot twists in your big story arrive half-hidden amidst a stream of innocuous events. They don’t come about through “a series of jolting epiphanies,” Koenig says, but rather “by tiny imperceptible differences between one ordinary day and the next.” In revealing this secret, I hope I’ve alerted you to the importance of acting with maximum integrity and excellence in your everyday routine.

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In ancient times, observers of the sky knew the difference between stars and planets. The stars remained fixed in their places. The planets wandered around, always shifting positions in relationship to the stars. But now and then, at irregular intervals, a very bright star would suddenly materialize out of nowhere, stay in the same place for a while, and then disappear. Chinese astronomers called these “guest stars.” We refer to them as supernovae. They are previously dim or invisible stars that explode, releasing tremendous energy for a short time. I suspect that in 2016, you may experience the metaphorical equivalent of a guest star. Learn all you can from it. It’ll provide teachings and blessings that could feed you for years.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Be alert for an abundance of interesting lessons in 2016. You will be offered teachings about a variety of practical subjects, including how to take care of yourself really well, how to live the life you want to live, and how to build the connections that serve your dreams. If you are even moderately responsive to the prompts and nudges that come your way, you will become smarter than you thought possible. So just imagine how savvy you’ll be if you ardently embrace your educational opportunities. (Please note that some of these opportunities may be partially in disguise.) LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The silkworm grows fast. Once it hatches, it eats constantly for three weeks. By the time it spins its cocoon, it’s 10,000 times heavier than it was in the beginning. On the other hand, a mature, 60-foot-tall saguaro cactus may take 30 years to fully grow a new side arm. It’s in no hurry. From what I can tell, Leo, 2015 was more like a silkworm year for you, whereas 2016 will more closely resemble a saguaro. Keep in mind that while the saguaro phase is different from your silkworm time, it’s just as important. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The sky calls me,” wrote Virgo teacher and poet Sri Chinmoy. “The wind calls me. The moon and stars call me. The dense groves call me. The dance of the fountain calls me. Smiles call me, tears call me. A faint melody calls me. The morn, noon, and eve call me. Everyone is searching for a playmate. Everyone is calling me, ‘Come, come!’” In 2016, Virgo, I suspect you will have a lot of firsthand experience with feelings like these. Sometimes life’s seductiveness may overwhelm you, activating confused desires to go everywhere and do everything. On other occasions, you will be enchanted by the lush invitations, and will know exactly how to respond and reciprocate.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the 19th century, horses were a primary mode of personal transportation. Some people rode them, and others sat in carriages and wagons that horses pulled. But as cities grew larger, a problem emerged: the mounting manure left behind on the roads. It became an ever-increasing challenge to clear away the equine “pollution.” In 1894, a British newspaper predicted that the streets of London would be covered with nine feet of the stuff by 1950. But then something unexpected happened: cars. Gradually, the threat of an excremental apocalypse waned. I present this story as an example of what I expect for you in 2016: a pressing dilemma that will gradually dissolve because of the arrival of a factor you can’t imagine yet.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The longest river in the world flows through eastern Africa: the Nile. It originates below the equator and empties into the Mediterranean Sea. Although its current flows north, its prevailing winds blow south. That’s why sailors have found it easily navigable for thousands of years. They can either go with the flow of the water or use sails to harness the power of the breeze. I propose that we make the Nile your official metaphor in 2016, Scorpio. You need versatile resources that enable you to come and go as you please—that are flexible in supporting your efforts to go where you want and when you want.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In many cases, steel isn’t fully useful if it’s too hard. Manufacturers often have to soften it a bit. This process, which is called tempering, makes the steel springier and more malleable. Car parts, for example, can’t be too rigid. If they were, they’d break too easily. I invite you to use “tempering” as one of your main metaphors in 2016, Sagittarius. You’re going to be strong and vigorous, and those qualities will serve you best if you keep them flexible. Do you know the word “ductile”? If not, look it up. It’ll be a word of power for you. Homework If you’d like to enjoy my books, music, and videos without spending any money, go here: bit.ly/LiberatedGifts.

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ow do you know if you’re too stoned to drive? It is important to note that states legalizing cannabis have not seen an increase in impaired driving or crashes. And driving under the influence of alcohol remains a much bigger and more dangerous threat. But the epidemic of impaired and distracted driving in America is well documented and those many crashes, injuries, and deaths undoubtedly include some instances of stoned driving. The problem with addressing stoned driving has always been that the only way to test for it is to conduct a blood draw and measure the driver’s THC level. But THC levels often decrease in the time between being stopped and the time the blood is drawn, meaning that many who drive stoned cannot be caught. Washington was sufficiently concerned about stoned driving that when it legalized recreational cannabis, it set a level of 5 nanograms of THC per milliliter of blood, or above, as constituting impaired driving. But another problem with addressing stoned driving is that nobody is really sure what level of THC would indicate impaired driving. Cannabis is unlike alcohol in that frequent users develop a level of habituation that eliminates many of the perceptual and motor impairments that result from using cannabis. In other words, many stoners can still fly down the ski slope just fine. But alcoholics, not so much.

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But that is really all we know, and there are many questions left to be answered about how cannabis affects humans, including the important issue of when humans are too impaired to drive. Those questions are not being answered thanks to the federal policy effectively banning all research on cannabis. That seems poised to change, but don’t hold your breath. In the meantime, researchers are working to develop a breathalyzer that can detect THC levels, just as current breathalyzers detect alcohol levels. Hound Labs Inc, which is based in Oakland, California, in collaboration with scientists at UC Berkeley, will begin trials of such a device in 2016. Researchers at Washington State University are also working on such a breathalyzer. The goal will be to create a single device that police can use to test for both alcohol and cannabis impairment in a single “blow.” Although that would certainly seem to help address any cannabis-impaired driving, the problem remains that there remains no scientifically valid way to determine what level of THC would constitute impairment. Perhaps more problematic, even if an impairment level could be set, such a standard would not account for cannabis habituation in regular users. So will the cannabis breathalyzer become a lifesaver? Or a tool for continued harassment of cannabis users? This issue is just another reason why it is critical to lift the federal ban on cannabis research.

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