whineLINE I want to whine about fat people in the grocery stores and Walmarts who use those scooters. My husband has a true disability and cannot walk for extended periods, but the fat people always hog the scooters provided in the stores. Being fat is a choice, not a disability. Y’all need to get up off your lazy behinds and walk anyway to lose some of that weight and stop stuffing yourself at the buffets. I am annoyed by people who spend several minutes driving around a parking lot looking for a spot up front. You people are lazy and disgust me! Thank you Richmond County Sheriff ’s Department for ticketing people in fire lanes outside grocery stores. I’m tired of walking around these cars just to get into the store. I am amazed at the amount of people in Augusta that leave the shopping carts next to their cars, blocking another parking spot. Don’t be afraid to walk the extra 15 feet to the cart station, or take it back inside. Your big butts could use the exercise.
I saw Bigfoot walking down Gordon Highway wearing green and white Converse weapons with fat shoelaces, carrying a canned ham under one arm and a space heater under the other singing “Ain’t No Half Steppin” wearing a “Single and Loving It” T-shirt with your mom. My father once told my mother that she was going to hell because she did not believe in creationism. Then he left her for a go-go dancer and never paid child support.
by: Tom Tomorrow
Ahhhh... it’s Saturday night. Time to put on a skirt that doesn’t fit, some heels I can’t walk in and see what’s going on downtown.
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