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The To Do List has plenty of raunch but not enough laughs By Ed Symkus
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he To Do List purports to be a high school ences, Brandy approaches this task as something sex comedy with a feminist sensibility. she’s supposed to do. No fun or happiness need But it’s not very funny, it’s not at all sexy accompany any of it. It’s too bad that there’s (although inserting the word “raunchy” might do nowhere else for the movie to go. Very early on, the trick), the so-called feminists in it are either everything falls into a pattern of repetition, recovcompletely naive or nasty or pushy, and the high ering briefly for a few chuckles and even a couple schoolers, in real life, are all in their mid-20s, of good laughs, before reverting back to feeling with the exception of the guy playing a college stretched-out and unfunny. kid, who’s in his 30s. There are a few humorous bits because This is a one-joke movie about a young there are some funny people in the film, notably woman’s sexual awakenings Bill Hader as a pathetic pool that come about not because manager and Andy Samberg as THE TO DO LIST of curiosity or even a personal a rock singer. Rated R interest, but because of peer Unfortunately The To Do Directed by Maggie Carey pressure. Brandy (Aubrey Plaza) Starring Aubrey Plaza, Scott Porter, John- List is saddled with the oneis the class valedictorian. She’s a ny Simmons, Bill Hader, Rachel Bilson dimensional Plaza in the lead virgin, and her older sister Amrole. Maybe it’s me, but I don’t ber (Rachel Bilson) who is, shall find her very entertaining as we say, more experienced, convinces her that she the often-cruel April on Parks and Recreation, and should broaden her horizons before heading off the only thing she seems to have gotten down to college in the fall. just right in this film is rolling her eyes. On top Hence, a to-do list, one filled with various of that, there’s nothing convincing about the sexual activities, each one waiting to be checked changes the script puts her through. off as she goes about bumblingly accomplishing With coarse, juvenile humor being substithem with different guys. tuted for wit, I have no idea what the point of the Cheered on by her two pals, Fiona and Wenfilm is. Is it saying that sex is important? That it’s dy (Alia Shawkat and Sarah Steele), who may unimportant? I just don’t know. Maybe the mesor may not have had their own sexual experisage of the film is that it has no message. n
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