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1. Pick a category (I Saw You, You Saw Me, Cheers, Jeers). 2. Provide basic info about you: name, address, phone. 3. Email it to ISawYou@inlander.com by 3 pm Monday.
I Saw You
I Saw You
You Saw Me
Cheers
Four Sal’s Bistro You come in every once in a while. You order an iced mocha. We always talk about your classes at SFCC. Last time you were in I bought your drink. I tried giving you my number but didn’t because I wasn’t sure how you would respond. I don’t know if you’re single or not, but if so maybe we could do something sometime. I hope you read this.
I was the redheaded cashier singing The Piano Man, with a face that probably turned the same shade of my hair when we talked. You told me it was your favorite song. If you’re free, maybe we could get a coffee sometime?
there will probably be people that email me pretending to be you. Talk to you soon!
there is no benefit in fighting the old but rather to focus on building the new, and to check my tone, of course. I can say with certainty that you are loved by both of us. Our family is perfect and I can’t wait till we are all under one roof. Here is to the lessons we have learned from our past and to our future where we will continue to be students of life and of love. Thank You my sweet woman.
Viking Tavern Tuesday. You: curly hair and a tattoo on your foot. Me: Maroon hoodie and mustache. We made eye contact; you waved at me on the way to the bathroom. It was only after you had passed by I realized it was for me. I was going to chat you up but then you left. Let’s go back and have a do-over. At least how about I buy you a drink? Valley Winco We were in adjacent lines on Wednesday, March 20 around 5:10pm. I was wearing a black jacket and glasses, you were wearing a white shirt and glasses. Your long red hair caught my eye, and for some reason my initial reaction to your beauty was to look away when our eyes met. Then I felt like an idiot and wanted to at least exchange a smile, but I don’t think you looked back. Anyhoo, you are gorgeous GU Law School I see you every morning walking to school. You are tall, blonde and beautiful, but always look a little sad. I really want to talk to you but I’m afraid you will think I’m a creep! My heart is aching. I will wait until the time is right, and maybe we can meet, until then, I am hoping to see a smile on that beautiful face! Rocket Bakery You asked me if I had a good ride at the Rocket Bakery Friday around noon. I was in black capris and a black jacket, you wore glasses and had a Ron Swanson mustache. You were really friendly and I was a douche who couldn’t make a conversation. In my defense I just got off my bike and my mind was still catching up with my body. Went back to try to redeem myself, but you must have left. Thanks for being a welcoming face to a new Spokane resident. Cd’A Casino 3/24/2013, Sunday. You: tan early 20’s girl named Cassie we talked some, about the machine we were playing. I wanted to get your number but you walked while I wasn’t paying attention. If ya want to chat, email me at Cdaguy1234@ hotmail.com and either send me a pic of yourself or tell me the machine we were playing
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Piano Man March 22nd. To the super handsome fellow, cleanly scruffy, and wonderful smile buying a “vintage” leather jacket.
CFT Class Forbidden love - I saw you in class every day in Winter. You, the beautiful blonde with the wavy hair that you like to straighten, me the creepy old guy. I always wanted to talk to you and tell you how I felt but never could and probably will never get the chance to. Northern Quest On Saturday morning about 3 am you and I had a conversation. You were wearing a pink hoodie and sweater. You told me your name was Ally, I apologize if I misspelled your name. We had
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Put a non-identifying email address in your message, like “petals327@yahoo.com” — not “j.smith@comcast.net.” quite the conversation as I lit your cigarette. I would like to continue where we left off. Possibly over a drink or two? Manito Park I saw you Saturday, Mach 23rd. You: blonde, wearing workout clothes walking your golden lab. Me: tall, muscular built, wearing sweats, walking my German Shephard. Out dogs greeted each other and we talked about the weather. Would you like to grab a bite to eat and shop for doggie treats? A drink with you would be my treat. Centennial Trail To the cute girl who jogs on the trail. We always smile and wave, but I don’t even know your name. Are you traiing for Bloomsday? Would you like to run the race together? Northern Quest Casino I saw you Saturday, March 23rd. You a beautiful middle-aged lady with red hair. We talked about basketball and Gonzaga. You were there with friends from work. Ever since that night I haven’t been able to stop thinking of you. Would like meet for drinks and dinner and discuss next year’s basketball playoffs.
You Saw Me Re: Re: SFCC Cute Red Head. Yes a movie sounds awesome! Since we may not see each other on campus due to the new quarter, you should email me at thenewfabio@yahoo. com! You should send a pic of yourself so that I know it’s you since
Cheers Re: I Am Truly Sorry I’m not the driver you were apologizing to, but I wanted to let you know that, as an Inlander reader, I was very impressed with your apology to her. So many of us (me included) get annoyed with other people’s behavior way too easily and are quick to get angry. It was so great that you were able to examine your response and decide you were out of line, and issue your apology publicly. Maybe you can be a role model for the rest of us. I really hope the woman in the silver car sees your ad. An Angel You would easily see how much I love you if you could truly see how amazing you are. You’re an angel who can’t see her own wings. Thank You! Cheers to the woman that picked up all that garbage along Glenrose up on the South Hill near 57th! It is so wonderful to see someone show a little pride in their surroundings! I hope you see this and know that there are people that appreciate what you did. Jeers to the filthy slobs that tossed all that trash out for her to pick up! Happy Birthday? If you were born March 11, 1965 your birth record silver spoon was found on the north side street curb at Jack and Dan’s, Saturday, March 9th, about 1:30 pm. Hummingbird You: Beautiful busy hummingbird. Me: Lost lonely soul. It’s been two years! Thanks for stopping your busy little wings and taking the time to bless me! I luv ya Nizhoni! Spokane Hip Hop Cheers to the Red Room Lounge and the Knitting Factory for booking some heavy hitting hip hop acts this year. Rakim, Murs, and Ghosface Killah all coming to my city within a 2 month period has renewed my faith in the rap scene here. Cheers to the Flying Spiders and Bad Penmanship for making great hip hop music right here at home and keeping Spokane on the map. Finally, a big cheers to all my fellow Spokanites who are willing to come out and support real hip hop on a weekday night. Keep them coming and we’ll keep attending.
I Love You To my wonderful girlfriend, how I love to be around you. We may be distracted from “us” due to the little sea monkey in your belly, but I trust that after all said and done, I will always be standing next to you smiling... mmm bacon My Go-Froyo Girl It warms my heart that you’ve been such a devoted friend, constant consort and trusted confidant these past years to my Bella; many times your shoulder has been a safe haven. I’ve watched you blossom into a beartiful young woman full of strength, determination, spunk and attitude. Wishing you continued success in your future endeavors. Happy Birthday to my de facto daughter Emmaline, and remember, “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” ps:Thanks for all the morning meets at the, “Little G.” Good Samaritan Cheers to the person who turned in my red clutch purse containing my debit card, drivers license, and photos, at Target last Sunday! Thank you so much! You are a lifesaver and I won’t soon forget your good deed! My Best Friend Dave, it has been a amazing 2 years and it’s just going to get even more amazing. Just about all of our problems have been solved, and I’m finally starting to get it together. Thank you for being such a supporter, who has stayed by my side. I hope you know that I’ll never e v e r stop
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