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UCH! It’s hard, very hard, being a Democrat in Idaho. Democratic candidates took an excruciatingly painful drubbing at the Idaho polls on Nov. 4.

The election has been over for more than three weeks now, but the agony lingers. You are very justified in saying GET OVER IT. OK, but let me pick at the scabs one last time.

Our Democratic statewide candidates were unusually well qualified, baggage-free and appealing. They comprised as smart and savvy a team as you could ask for. On the other hand, several Republican candidates for statewide office sported tarnished histories and/or questionable qualifications.

A majority of the voters didn’t seem to care.

The 38 percent of eligible voters who did care enough to vote, voted simply along party lines.

Nobody seemed to be listening. Or if they were listening, maybe it was to the national news. The state’s problems never caught the public imagination. Campaign money did not appear to matter.

Pundits have described voters nationwide in 2014 as angry and frustrated. Maybe Idaho Republicans vented their anger in the May primaries and just voted their party loyalty in November.

Or if they were still mad in November, they were mad at President Obama, the price of gas and taxes. Idaho Republicans didn’t seem to be mad at their sitting congressmen or their state legislators. In fact, our incumbents, with few exceptions, skated right back to their seats.

We are plagued by an unfortunate enigma: How can voters continue to complain about the do-nothing Congress and laughable legislature, yet continue to vote the same federal and state legislators back into office time and time again?

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he small group of Democratic legislators hung on to their jobs as well. In fact, the exception to the incumbent sweep was the election to the state House of Representatives of Democrat Paulette Jordan, a young member of the Coeur d’Alene Tribe. Jordan will represent Legislative District 5, which includes the North Idaho cities of Moscow and St. Maries. Also, Democrat Dan Rudolph from Nez Perce County will join the House Democratic caucus if his 26vote lead survives a recount.

Republicans piled up large margins in the rural counties. Ada County, which contains the state’s capitol, Boise, gave Democratic gubernatorial candidate A.J. Balukoff an 11,000-vote edge over Gov. Butch Otter. Balukoff’s margin was easily erased by rural returns, however, including those from counties in the Idaho Panhandle.

The biggest disappointment to those of us who are ardent public school advocates was Democrat Jana Jones’ loss to Sherri Ybarra, a school administrator from Mountain Home,

in the race for State Superintendent of Public Instruction. Ybarra had plagiarized materials on her website, neglected to vote for years and years, and had been very reckless with the truth.

Jones, whose experience spanned three decades under three different state superintendents, most recently as top assistant to Democratic State Superintendent Marilyn Howard, was superbly qualified.

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daho has been a conservative state for many years now. Idaho agriculture, with its “Famous Idaho Potatoes,” has historically been the backbone of the state’s economy. Farmers are understandably conservative. Farmers and rural, small-town folk are comfortable with the way things have always been done; traditionally they are averse to change and careful with their money.

Unfortunately, the conservatives in charge of Idaho’s future are playing penny wise and pound foolish with Idaho’s tax dollars.

Evidently conservatives in the legislature don’t understand that the biggest financial loss to the state comes from underfunding public education. Crowded schoolrooms and overworked and underappreciated teachers produce overlooked and undereducated students. Dropouts are a big financial cost to society. They don’t seem to understand that investing in Idaho’s public schools, colleges and universities is an essential component of a healthy Idaho economy.

And conservative Idaho doesn’t seem concerned about the dollars our backward indigent health care program is leaching from property taxes and the state fund, without providing sound, comprehensive health care to the state’s medically needy. The so-called conservative legislators refuse to accept federal dollars promised by the Affordable Care Act through Medicaid revision, because they don’t trust the federal government and despise our president.

Conservatives would love to take over the management of federal lands within the state, perhaps the greatest asset Idaho possesses.

There’s no way Idaho can afford to manage these lands. Conservatives are throwing money at high-priced lawyers to pursue a takeover of federal lands, which the state’s own lawyer, our attorney general, thinks is an expensive, unwinnable cause.

OK, enough about spendthrift conservatives.

And enough crying over spilled votes. The Idaho ship of state will right itself sooner or later. And whatever the condition of their schools may be, Idaho children will continue to sing, with innocent gusto, “Here we have Idaho.” n

COMMENT | PUBLISHER’S NOTE

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found Jerry Schmidt over by the Clock Tower, setting up lights in the near-freezing rain for his latest effort, the Winter Glow Spectacular.

Somebody had remarked to him earlier, “Wow, you actually put up the lights, too?” To which he answered, “You see anybody else?”

One look at his dirt-caked hands and rainsoaked ski pants tells you he and his handful of helpers have been at it for some time — five weeks nonstop, in fact. As I shiver to scribble a few notes, he says cheerfully, “Actually, this is warmer than it’s been!”

Just across the river from where we’re standing is Spokane Falls Boulevard — the stretch where a crazy new idea called Hoopfest was launched 25 years ago. Schmidt was one of the original few to make that happen, and now he’s back at it.

As a startup, Winter Glow has a similar feel — powered by a small group (Schmidt, Ed Miller, Phil Robinson and a few others; Washington Trust Bank endowed the seed money), it feels like it could take off and get huge.

Imagine in five years, more lighting all over the park and more events from Thanksgiving to New Year’s.

The homegrown events have the best staying power. Bloomsday, Hoopfest, Pig Out — all of them are powered by local pride. Schmidt even recruited local students at Spokane Community College and Spokane Valley Tech to weld displays.

As we walk the course of lights that will open to the public Friday night, Schmidt talks about growing up in Spokane, coming downtown with his parents during the holidays, and how they’d all peer into the Crescent window display and wander the streets. Those memories run deep.

Snow falling on colored lights, Belgian horses clip-clopping through the park, kids laughing… Schmidt hopes Winter Glow will spark a new generation of Spokane memories in Riverfront Park, where the whole idea started.

“I’d ice skate after work, and when I was walking in, a lot of times I’d think, ‘Man, this place is dead. We’ve got this great park, we could do so much with it for the holidays.’ So I said, ‘Well, let’s change it.’

“But,” he also recalls thinking, “who’s gonna do it?”

Who? The answer is clear when Schmidt stops to tweak the speed on one of his animated displays. He steps back to admire it, and says, “This one… yeah, this one really pops.”  Winter Glow is still looking for volunteers; call Phil Robinson at 280-7775 if you want to get involved. And don’t miss the lighting celebration at the Rotary Fountain, Friday, Nov. 28, at 6:30 pm.

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COMMENT | EDUCATION

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BY TAYLOR WEECH

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arlier this month, Washington voters approved a mandate on smaller class sizes by a tiny margin. When an initiative campaign like this one gathers sufficient interest to reach the ballot, it’s safe to say that the public is both interested in the policy and dissatisfied with current representatives’ ability to address the issue adequately. And if you aren’t dissatisfied with our education system, then it’s likely you are not involved with it as a parent, student or teacher and simple ignorance is to blame.

Opponents of the class size reduction initiative expressed concern over spending, but redistribution of the more than $11,000

per student per year should be a feasible option. While I don’t think this measure will solve our sprawling education crisis, at least it will prioritize teachers working directly with students. Small classes are one key component of the puzzle. The most engaging class in my school experience had less than 15 students. The small teacher-tostudent ratio certainly played a part in my enrichment, but other factors were equally as important.

The culture of high stakes testing and the drive to measure everything have stifled the creative, messy and inquisitive process that constitutes actual learning. The small class I referenced above was a Social Studies option my senior year at Lewis and Clark High School called P.I.C.I. (Practicum in Community Involvement); it exemplifies the process-oriented learning that builds

critical thinking skills and confidence. It probably did not directly help me pass the WASL, my generation’s required standardized test, but six years down the road I am grateful that a few aspects of my education were free from the interference of testing and the culture it breeds.

Each student in P.I.C.I. chooses a community organization and a corresponding research topic to engage with for the entire year, culminating in a rigorously researched paper and presentation that fellow students have critiqued and improved along the way.

Some students have had their research published. For others like me, their experience in this class helped spark a lasting interest in topics outside the outcomes-obsessed curriculum.

In my class alone, students grappled with topics like addiction and recovery, the working poor, the science of GMOs and the effects of corporate power on democracy.

We argued, we researched, we wrote, and we learned about theories of social change.

I worry for programs like this as schools are forced to “race to the top” and standards warp further from proven methodology toward outcomes that are easier to measure.

My worry deepens when I see moves in Texas and Colorado to ensure that Social Studies curricula promote “pro-American” narratives over critical analysis of history and the forces that shape our society.

Education can and ought to change our lives. We often can’t measure or predict how that will happen, and maybe that’s OK. In the 2012 McCleary decision by the Washington Supreme Court, the justices ruled that the state must reform the education system and noted, “Pouring more money into an outmoded system will not succeed.” They left the responsibility up to the legislature to create those reforms, but the real experts we need are students, educators and parents.

We need to revolutionize the way we educate young people and we already have so many of the tools we need. Let’s make it happen.  Taylor Weech, who hosts the weekly public affairs program Praxis on KYRSFM, is a Spokane writer and activist.

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ne of the greatest revitalizations of a public space I know of is the transformation of Portland’s Pioneer Courthouse Square from a squat parking garage in the middle of the city into a thriving meeting place.

They did it with smart planning aimed at attracting the greatest diversity of people possible — just like STA has done — but then they went further: creating a separate entity to program the space, filling it with cool stuff a couple hundred times a year. Now it’s the home of concerts, festivals and events, a hub of downtown Portland, and a big tourist attraction.

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UNWANTED ATTENTION ear Spokane, you have a serious problem. As a woman who works in a

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downtown office building, I have to deal with street harassment fairly often, but the problem just seems to be getting worse. Two days ago, I was walking between Riverside and Main and a man decided to follow me down the block yelling, “Woman, you look good today!” Today, I walked out of my building and around a corner, and in looking up to make sure I didn’t run into anyone, accidentally made eye contact with a young man who then decided he had to say, “Girl, it’s cold out. Want to keep me warm?”

LETTERS Under no circumstances are Send comments to either of these comments approprieditor@inlander.com. ate. Some people may say that I should take them as compliments, but why should a compliment make me feel dirty or like I have done something wrong? People then ask me questions like, “What were you wearing?”

I understand that they ask this with the best intentions, but in no way should the victim be blamed for harassment.

Two years ago, I was living in Cairo, Egypt, a city unfortunately known for harassment issues, and had to deal with it every single time I was out of my home. It got to a point where I would stay home, simply because I felt so unsafe based on the comments and the actions that oftentimes accompanied them. You can imagine my sigh of relief when I decided to move back to Spokane where I wouldn’t have to deal with random strangers commenting on the way I looked, or the terrible things they wanted to do to my body. I was quickly reminded that harassment can be just as insidious in the United States, even though this country claims to be the best in the world.

It is time to stand up and put a stop to unnecessary and flippant comments that degrade the quality of life of 50 percent of our population. I understand that there are many issues in Spokane, but so much of street harassment is based on awareness. If someone doesn’t know that what they are doing is wrong, they won’t stop on their own.

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KAREN MOBLEY: Spokane Tree of Sharing — I will work the tree on Friday at River Park Square, and I will give year-end gifts to my favorite arts organizations.

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A Forever Home On National Adoption Day, families become whole

BY DEANNA PAN

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n Judge John Cooney’s courtroom, attorney Jodi Felice asks the Jorgensen family for their testimony.

She begins with the requisite questions: Would you state your full name?

What is your present address?

And finally, the tough one: When were you married?

At that, Elmer Jorgensen hesitates and turns to his wife, Sarah. The courtroom laughs.

“September 15, 2003,” she says.

The jury box is filled with their friends and family.

TV cameras and reporters roll tape by the door. The Jorgensens’ children — Arilyn, Rhiannon, Bjørn, and Søren —

are crammed behind the counsel table, twirling in swivel chairs and clamoring for the microphone. “Hello. Hello,” one of the boys whispers into the mic before bursting into a fit of giggles. Judge Cooney smiles from the bench.

They’re here to see baby Lørn — sucking on a blue pacifier on Sarah’s lap, with his little hands wrapped around her neck — officially become a Jorgensen on Washington’s 10th annual National Adoption Day. At the Spokane County Superior Court last Friday, 25 children officially joined 17 families like the Jorgensens. They celebrated in the courthouse annex afterward with cupcakes, balloons, face painting, the movie Frozen and a gaggle of

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“Oh, it’s the best job there is!” attorney Mark Iverson gushes on his way to an 11:30 am adoption hearing.

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ike many of the families, the Jorgensens fostered Lørn, who turns 2 on Friday, long before they adopted him. A year ago, Washington’s Children’s Administration asked the Jorgensens if they had room for another foster child. Sarah requested an infant because she “wanted a baby to love on.”

Both Sarah and Elmer grew up in big families. Sarah, 36, is from Denmark, where she was the youngest of eight children. Elmer, 52, is from Cheney, where he was one of five. They met 11 years ago online, Sarah bashfully admits, at “LDS Friends Worldwide.” They exchanged letters and before long, they just knew. Elmer jokingly calls her his “mail order bride.” Sarah playfully says she was his “mid-life crisis” after reminding him that he traveled to Denmark to meet her. Now they live on a three-acre farm outside of Medical Lake, where Sarah homeschools the children and Elmer does freelance construction work. ...continued on next page

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There was no question: They wanted lots of children and a full house, and they had their daughters, Arilyn, 10, and Rhiannon, 7, soon after they were married. But in the summer of 2012, after years of trying, Sarah suffered her second miscarriage.

Around that time, Sarah had heard that the two foster boys who went to her church were looking for their “forever home.” The news, she says, “went straight to [her] heart.”

They finalized their adoption of Bjørn, 6, and Søren, 5, in March.

“I knew they were mine. It’s weird to explain. I just knew these were my kids,” Sarah says. “There’s never anything good about a miscarriage, but if it hadn’t happened, I wouldn’t have had my two boys.”

Of course, they’ve had their share of challenges. Kids who go through the foster care system don’t have it easy. There are fights every now and then. Missed milestones. Their sons used to call them their “third parents.” Elmer sometimes senses they fear they’ll be taken away or “sent back.” They’re still learning about their sons. They’re always negotiating their time and attention with their children. Life, sometimes, feels a little bit “haphazard,” but their patience, they hope, will pay off in full.

“I love each one of my kids,” Elmer says, “and I want them to be who they can be.”

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ack in the courtroom, attorney Felice asks Judge Cooney to “make this official” for the Jorgensens. He signs the adoption decree to applause from the jury box.

“There’s actually a feeling of relief,” Elmer says, after the paperwork has been finalized. As foster parents, you’re warned that nothing is permanent until the judge signs on the dotted line.

So on those hectic days when the house is a mess and nothing is done, you worry about what might happen if a case worker walks in. When your foster child stumbles and falls and bumps his head, a part of you wonders if makeup will cover his scrapes.

Until then, there’s always a chance your foster child will be taken away from you. “It tears at you when they move.”

“It feels good to know he is ours,” Elmer says.

Little Lørn rests his head on his mother’s shoulder while she rocks him back and forth. Before the family is ushered to the bench for pictures with the judge, they share a private moment.

She whispers into her son’s ear in Danish: “Nu er du min.” Now you are mine. n deannap@inlander.com

NEWS | MARIJUANA

It’s Exploding Why lawmakers and cops are worried about people blowing themselves up

BY HEIDI GROOVER

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he explosion peeled the wall back like a scab, exposing all the layers underneath: wood, tattered insulation, someone’s home. Firefighters responded late one night last week to an East Sprague mobile home park where law enforcement suspects the blast that tore the side off a mobile home was caused by its residents trying to extract THC from pot.

Despite the growing acceptance of cannabis, the process used to create pot concentrates — known as hash oil, among other things — is increasingly worrying police and local lawmakers.

Manufacture and use of hash oil is “just exploding — no pun intended,” says John Nowels, with the Spokane County Sheriff’s Office. Nowels says he and other officers have seen more hash oil on the streets in recent years and have begun pursuing more charges for those making the substance.

There are multiple ways to make hash oil, but among the most common is to tightly Officials believe an illicit hash oil lab caused pack marijuana into a tube this mobile home to explode last week. made of glass or PVC pipe, KXLY PHOTO pour butane through it and then heat the resulting mixture, leaving just a highly potent THC concentrate. That’s dangerous because butane fumes are highly flammable and a spark as small as static electricity can cause an explosion. State-licensed marijuana processors can make oils using so-called “closed loop” systems, which keep fumes from escaping into the air, but the medical and illicit markets continue to be a free-for-all.

Denver passed a law this month banning the use of flammable substances in home hash oil making. Now Spokane City Councilman Jon Snyder wants to use that as a model for a law here.

While explosions can often already be charged as arson, “We want people to know that just because they don’t blow something up doesn’t mean they aren’t doing something illegal,” Snyder says.

The use of marijuana extracts is twofold: recreational users praise their ability to turn a high into a super-high; medical patients say they’re an effective alternative for those who can’t or don’t want to smoke or who need to use large amounts of marijuana every day. Paul Lugo, owner of the medical marijuana shop Herbal Connection on Garland, says the risks are lower with proper ventilation or equipment, but he still warns patients who ask how to make oils about the dangers.

If the city bans hash-oil making, it’s unclear what will happen to the supply of the oils for medical patients. There is no licensing system for Washington’s medical marijuana growers and processors, so anyone growing or making products for the medical market is already operating in a legal gray area. Medical processors can’t sell to the state’s recreational stores, and while medical patients can buy from recreational stores, the prices are significantly higher than those at medical businesses.

Snyder acknowledges the effect the law could have on medical users, but says he’s counting on the legislature to pass new regulations for that side of the industry in the upcoming session. Until then, he sees an all-out ban as the safest possibility.

“I don’t want to be in the business of trying to figure out what’s OK to do at home,” he says. “In my mind, bake your brownies, but if you’re going to take it to a higher level, it should probably be in some kind of regulated fashion.” n

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Spokane City Council President Ben Stuckart struck a deal with the city’s ethics committee, admitting he violated the ethics code and agreeing to pay a $250 fine rather than move forward with a full hearing on his misstep. Last month, City Attorney Nancy Isserlis alerted the committee that Stuckart had forwarded a confidential email to the president of the local fire union, and Stuckart admitted he had and apologized. The finding marks the first time in the more than seven years the ethics code and committee have been in place that a city official has been found in violation and fined. (HEIDI GROOVER)

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Gov. Jay Inslee speaks with 18-year-old senior Hannah Sylvester last Thursday during an event at North Central High School to announce a new round of YouthWorks grants. The $1.9 million in federal funding pays for internships, mentorships and other work-based learning experiences to help high school students identify career goals. “YouthWorks is all about using local connections between experts, businesses, educators and students to launch our young adults onto a path towards career success,” Inslee told the students. “Every one of you should have the opportunity to fulfill your vision for your future.”

TOXIC FUMES

“Hanford workers face a very real and immediate health risk.”

Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson last week on why he plans to sue the U.S. Department of Energy and its contractor. Since 1987, over 40 people who’ve worked around the Hanford Nuclear Reservation’s underground nuclear waste storage tanks have claimed the chemical vapors have made them ill. Ferguson believes a lawsuit will produce an agreement to protect them.

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As it turns out, the anonymous man who made headlines last week for handing out thousands of dollars in cash to Spokane’s homeless is a convicted felon from Idaho. KXLY revealed the donor’s identity two days after airing a story about him: Edward Jarzabek was recently released from prison in July and is on parole for grand theft. In an interview with the Inlander, Jarzabek said the money he’s giving to the homeless is “100 percent legal” and not connected with any criminal activity. Jarzabek’s spate of bad press, however, hasn’t stymied his online scavenger hunt to incentivize people with cash rewards to give to the less fortunate. Follow @giveproject on Twitter to get involved. (DEANNA PAN)

NEWS | BRIEFS

GU Shake-Up The woman overseeing reports of sexual assault at Gonzaga resigns; plus, a new study on Lakeland Village AN UNEXPECTED RESIGNATION

After two weeks of students calling on Gonzaga University to better address sexual assault, the school’s TITLE IX COORDINATOR resigned unexpectedly last Wednesday. GU officials declined to give any details about why Sarah Green, who had been tasked with overseeing all reports of sexual assault on campus, left.

Green, who was hired this summer, told the Inlander earlier this month she was willing to consider the student group’s policy proposals, though she expressed skepticism about their demand that any student found to have committed sexual assault be immediately expelled.

Student organizers say they haven’t been given any reason for Green’s departure and first learned of it when she didn’t show up to a student-led event she’d agreed to participate in. Now, they’re asking the administration to include them in the process of hiring her replacement.

“We want to have a stronger voice in how things are dealt with to restore trust [in the administration],” says Meg Besch, one of the leaders of the student movement.

“Having a voice in hiring the person creating the policies

that keep us safe or don’t keep us safe is something that needs to happen.”

Eric Baldwin, the dean who oversees student conduct, counseling and other efforts at Gonzaga, says he plans to lobby his fellow administrators to include students in the hiring process. In the meantime, the school’s assistant director of human resources will temporarily fill the job.

— HEIDI GROOVER

TROUBLING FINDINGS

A new report from the federal Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services has identified several deficiencies at Lakeland Village, a state-run institution in Medical Lake for people with DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITIES, less than a year after finding more than 40,000 legal violations at the facility.

The latest CMS report, issued to the Washington Department of Social and Health Services and the Developmental Disabilities Administration in October, cites several troubling findings: Six residents were found “tied to a chair” and “unattended for extended periods of time” in front the television. One resident was observed with a pressure sore and was neglected treatment for five and half weeks. CMS also found examples of staff members falsely documenting treatment for residents that never occurred.

A similar CMS report released last year found that Lakeland Village broke federal law more than 40,000 times over a two-and-a-half-year period by failing to provide adequate services to more than two dozen residents.

“We are concerned that things just keep getting worse and not better,” says David Carlson, director of legal advocacy at Disability Rights Washington. “DSHS should think really hard about whether or not it should continue to dump money and resources into a failing program or get people into settings that can better meet their needs.”

John Lemus, of People First of Washington, a developmental disability self-advocacy group, organized a protest Tuesday outside the DDA office in Spokane.

Lemus said he would also like to see Lakeland Village closed and residents moved into community settings.

“It costs $200,000 per year per resident to get support out there. They should be getting those services they need,” Lemus said. “As a self-advocate, that really upsets me.”

— DEANNA PAN

WAITING GAME

After a year of data analysis and interviews, the U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE has finished a draft report on the Spokane Police Department’s use of force and potential policy reforms, but few city officials have seen the results. DOJ representatives briefed just a handful of officials on their findings last week while most city councilmembers, community groups and the public were left to wait for a final report next month.

Council President Ben Stuckart, one of the few briefed on the report, says the DOJ review of police conduct did not result in any surprise findings. He says the DOJ revisited more than 240 use-of-force incidents and nine officer-involved deaths.

“It seemed very thorough,” Stuckart says, noting the report appeared to be about 100 pages, but he did not receive a copy.

Councilman Jon Snyder, who chairs the city’s Public Safety Committee, says he and other officials were not invited to the DOJ briefing. While Stuckart passed along some findings, Snyder notes that the collaborative police review process has proven somewhat unclear at times.

Police officials have declined to comment on findings pending a potential release of the report on Dec. 19.

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Body camera footage captures a suspected drunk driver in Liberty Lake. Records laws make such videos available to anyone who asks.

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ach stumble and slur goes into the record.

As a suspected drunken driver in Liberty Lake fails a roadside sobriety test, officers wearing chest-mounted body cameras capture each mistake and incriminating statement in detail. A camera continues to roll as the man sits in a holding area with his hands cuffed behind his back, screaming for access to a bathroom.

“Don’t even embarrass me like that, dog!” he shouts at officers off camera. “Let me take a f---ing piss or I’ll kill your f---ing family!”

Squirming and swaying, the man struggles to stay upright as he kicks off his jeans and shoes until he’s sitting in his boxers. He then apparently urinates on himself while officers wait to process him. The man begins to cry.

“I haven’t even f---ing done nothing,” he sobs.

Stretching more than two and a half hours, the footage stands as one of dozens of police body camera videos recently released to a Seattle-area computer programmer who hopes to test both the strengths of the new technology and the weaknesses of antiquated public records practices.

The requester, who spoke on the condition he remain anonymous, issued in September a blanket request for every minute of body camera footage from almost every police agency in

Washington state, causing some departments to consider closing down camera operations to avoid the overwhelming records demand. At least one agency canceled a planned pilot program.

With the state Attorney General’s Office releasing a long-awaited opinion Monday clarifying that police do not need consent to record conversations with citizens, the video requester tells the Inlander that agencies face a complicated challenge to balance police transparency with individual privacy protections.

“People are watching these [videos] and understanding law enforcement in ways they never have before,” he argues. “These body cameras can be seen as a curse, or they can be seen as a blessing.”

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pokane police officials in September launched a four-month pilot program to explore the functionality and policy challenges of body cameras. Officials say 17 SPD officers volunteered to wear the cameras during their shifts, quickly racking up hundreds of hours of footage ranging from intense to mundane. The first Spokane arrest captured by a body camera on Sept. 2 showed an assault suspect demanding to speak with his invisible attorney while officers patiently escorted him to a patrol car.

In a recent briefing, SPD Strategic Initiatives Director Tim Schwering told city councilmembers the department had received “quite a few” records requests for body cam footage. The SPD records office reports receiving just five requests so far, but it may seem like a lot when one request asks for all video footage.

“It’s when you get those two or three requests for those massive amounts of data,” Schwering explains. “We don’t really have a lot of options.”

The state Attorney General’s Office confirms that the Public Records Act does not allow officials to deny a broad records request just because it may prove difficult or time-consuming.

And records still must be reviewed and redacted to protect private information, which has proven difficult with video footage that captures immense audio and visual detail.

“I understand that some agencies have expressed concern that these requests can place burdens on departments,” an AG spokeswoman writes. “This is something the Legislature can address.”

Records officials estimated that processing all SPD video would take six employees about 18 months. The video requester notes he has worked with Spokane officials and many other agencies to make it easier to fulfill his request. For Spokane, he has agreed to let each pilot program officer select three videos to release, for a total of 51 videos.

The requester says he wishes to remain anonymous because he just wants to help police departments figure out how to handle requests more efficiently. He accepted an invitation from the Seattle Police Department last week to partner on developing software for faster redactions. He says he has already put together a computer review form for facilitating video transfers to the court system.

While his requests started as a “curiosity,” he says the small effort it took to overwhelm and potentially collapse the system proves the need for improvements. He says officials should have developed a stronger strategy prior to launching the programs.

“I was just stunned that they were taken by surprise,” he says, noting, “[Public records] law is so aggressive towards stuff being public.”

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s the video requester has posted unedited footage to his YouTube channel at “Police Video Requests,” he says he has also developed a new appreciation for law enforcement. He says many departments offered thoughtful responses along with footage providing an unparalleled window into daily police work. He singled out the Pullman Police Department for seeking to protect privacy by notifying the subjects of videos prior to release.

“I really like what they did,” he says, “because this is a complex problem.”

Pullman Police Cmdr. Chris Tennant admits that processing records requests can prove time-consuming, but after a year and a half of running the cameras his department has found the video crucial in many cases. A number of the city’s felony cases have depended heavily on body camera footage and officers have embraced the technology.

Privacy conflicts and potentially embarrassing videos will likely continue to arise as the state Attorney General’s Office reaffirmed that police officers have the right to record any conversation with a citizen. In response to a request from state Sen. Andy Billig, D-Spokane, the attorney general announced Monday that officers do not have to comply with the state’s two-party consent law on audio recordings.

“A conversation between a police officer and a member of the public that occurs in the performance of the officer’s official duties is not private,” the opinion states, adding, “An objecting party could simply decline to continue the conversation.”

Tennant, along with the video requester, SPD officials and others, hopes lawmakers will review privacy and records statutes in the coming year to address some of these emerging conflicts.

“I think the value of the footage and the good that it does … for both sides outweighs the issues with public records requests,” Tennant says. “[But] it’s a really serious issue and it could be taken away. ... I don’t think that’s what the public wants.”  jacobj@inlander.com

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Captain Everything Resistance is futile when Shatner’s World comes to town

By Dan Nailen

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he final frontier for actors might be the one-man show, an opportunity to regale audiences with ribald and riveting tales of a career that’s mostly in the rearview mirror.

William Shatner’s show, Shatner’s World: We Just Live In It, diverges dramatically from the typical memory-heavy solo gig — between writing books, making albums, hosting talk shows and acting, the man is as busy at 83 as he’s ever been. And the Shakespearean-trained thespian has designed his performance to be far more than a soliloquy about his time spent in the shoes of Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, 1980s cop T.J. Hooker or the Priceline Negotiator.

“I don’t want to make it sound like it’s all about me, because it’s about music and it’s about comedy. It’s

about grief and about death. And it’s about motorcycles, about horses, about love,” Shatner explains, in that instantly recognizable voice, to the Inlander about what’s in store for the audience of Shatner’s World, appearing in Spokane for one night on Dec. 4.

“There are many subjects” in the show, he says. “I refer to death as the ‘final frontier’ and talk about life and death being two sides of the same coin. So it’s not just about me, it’s about the human condition. It’s not just about my narcissistic life — although there’s some of that.”

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William Shatner’s one-man show at the INB marks his second stop in Spokane this year. He also appeared at Pac-Con in October.

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selves sucked into the combination of philosophy lecture, comedy routine, incisive drama and, yes, musical that Shatner and his creative partners built together.

Shatner’s World made a trial run in Australia before hitting Broadway — “I thought, ‘Well, I’ll give it a shot, and if I fail, who will know?’” Shatner says — as well as a brief run across his native Canada, where Shatner grew up in Montreal and schooled in economics before studying to become an actor.

That training comes in handy each night as he prepares to take his show in front of another audience. Even with his own life story and philosophy serving as the inspiration, Shatner says, he has to prepare to play himself just as he would for a production where his role is Prince Hamlet or Willy Loman.

“Certainly the elements are the same. You memorize lines. You say the lines,” Shatner says.

“The audience tells you the best, most effective way to say the lines each night; you have to be listening to the audience and their reaction. So your performance evolves as you go along.

“The challenge of a one-man show is that you’re alone on stage. Can you keep enough balls in the air to tantalize an audience and keep their interest for an hour and a half or two hours? That’s a very difficult feat. Try telling a joke to a group of your friends and see how bored they get. So, it is very much like doing a long play, except in a play there’s always somebody else on stage you can blame for it not going well.”

There’s little chance of it not going well in

2014, as Shatner says the touring production has been honed to a point that he wishes the current version was the one he took to Broadway two years ago.

The man’s work ethic in perfecting his show and diving into new projects is remarkable, and not just because at 83 he’s at an age when it would be natural to slow down. Like many actors, Shatner still feels like his current job just might be his last, even after more than 50 years in showbiz, so he wants to grasp every opportunity that comes his way.

Over the course of a short conversation, Shatner mentions a new book he’s written, some graphic novels he’s penning, three new movies coming out and an interview show he’s going to host called Brown Bag Wine Tasting, in addition to a Saturday morning cartoon. And he’s still a regular at comic conventions like PacCon in Spokane, where he appeared in October.

Even with all those ways for fans to engage with Shatner, none are closer than Shatner’s World for getting to know the real man.

“I’m a very closed, very private person,” Shatner says. “To tell you about major events in my life is to show you, the audience, that I’m exposing my heart to you. One story may be about my heart, and the next story may be about my head, but I’m being honest with you and bringing you along on my journey.” n Shatner’s World: We Just Live In It • Thu, Dec. 4, at 7:30 pm • $42.50-$152.50 • INB Performing Arts Center • 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. • BestofBroadwaySpokane • 777-6253

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he set of the Civic’s production of A Christmas Carol: The Musical delights in skewed proportions. The Tudor houses warp farther inward the closer they are to the cyclorama. The chimney in the Cratchit house bulbs out at the sides as if puffing its cheeks to expel smoke. Even the canopy of Scrooge’s bed has a cheeky curved sweep to it. Altogether there’s a wonderful sense of dimensionality and playfulness.

It’s all faintly Disney-ish.

That seems apt given that Alan Menken, the composer behind Tangled, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin and several more highlights from the Disney canon, also wrote the music for this song-and-dance version of Dickens’ holiday-themed morality play. And, like the best of Disney, lyricist Lynn Ahrens complements the qualities of David Baker’s beautiful and versatile set by eschewing schmaltz in favor of psychology and humor.

This is the first production overseen by the theater’s new artistic director, Keith Dixon, yet its strengths and shortcomings are consistent with many Civic main-stage shows of the past. Thomas Heppler, the Scrooge of three Christmases ago, reprises a role in which he clearly excels. Then there’s the set, of course, along with the outstanding costuming by

Jan Wanless (Heidi Santiago’s dazzling dress as the Ghost of Christmas Past is the pièce de résistance) and the massive hustle-and-bustle scenes where it seems like half of Spokane has flash-mobbed the stage. The orchestra has volume of size and sound on its side.

But that scale comes at a price. Changes from the crowdheavy scenes to the more intimate ones leave distancing empty space when, say, Scrooge is milling about his bedroom and grumbling to himself. The same soupy audio that affected the 2011 (non-musical) staging of A Christmas Carol was acute in the first act of this one; the dialogue was inaudible, and only the full ensemble was able to go head-to-head with the orchestra. The cast and crew are also working on the choreography and cues. The general impression is that this fun holiday production, though impressive in many of the usual aspects, is still getting to grips with its slack and fray.

— E.J. IANNELLI A Christmas Carol: The Musical • Through Dec. 20: Thu-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 2 pm • $30 ($28 senior/military, $22 student) • Spokane Civic Theatre • 1020 N. Howard • 325-2507 • spokanecivictheatre.com

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Luke Falk’s first career start brought the Cougars a win over Oregon State.

Unexpectedly tossed into action, Luke Falk is making the best of his time under center for WSU

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ashington State quarterback Luke Falk was such a white-hot recruit going into his junior year of high school that he received a scholarship offer from mighty Florida State.

“I kind of thought the offers would roll in after that,” Falk recalls wistfully.

Two years later, Falk’s suitors had been reduced to Idaho, Wyoming and Cornell.

Well, technically, Wyoming and Cornell — and Ivy League schools like Cornell only offer academic scholarships.

“Got my offer pulled from Idaho with a new staff,” Falk mutters. “That’s kind of embarrassing a little bit.”

The only ones who should be embarrassed are Idaho’s coaches — and not just a little bit. The Vandals, winners of precisely one game each of the past two seasons, pulled a scholarship offer from a quarterback who has passed for 1,072 yards and eight touchdowns in his first two college starts.

Falk redshirted last season, his first year at WSU, and did not go on scholarship until this fall, but he doesn’t seem surprised by his early success.

“Not really,” Falk said after he set WSU passing records for a first start with 471 yards and five touchdowns in a victory at Oregon State on Nov. 8. “You expect that from yourself.

“When it actually happens, it’s really nice to see that, how the hard work paid off. I just think it’s a credit to the system.

The guys around me, they played a great game.”

Yeah, nothing to it. The week before, Falk replaced injured WSU star Connor Halliday midway through the first quarter of a loss to USC and threw for 346 yards and two touchdowns despite having previously thrown just two passes all season (the second one resulting in an 84-yard touchdown).

Last week, in his second start, Falk passed 74 times (completing 45) for a whopping 601 yards and three touchdowns at Arizona State. The yardage ranks second and the attempts rank third in Pac-12 Conference history. Only Halliday has done better since the conference began playing football in 1916 as the Pacific Coast Conference.

The Sun Devils, however, ripped the Superman cape off Falk’s broad shoulders by intercepting him four times and recovering a fumble he lost. All five turnovers led to touchdowns in a 52-31 loss.

“Maybe I was pressing a little bit,” Falk admits. “I need to do a better job of just focusing on the next play, like Coach [Mike] Leach always says, and no matter what the score is, just doing my job.”

Long before suffering his broken leg, Halliday raved about Falk’s work ethic and potential.

“When I saw him on the ground,” Falk says, “I just started praying for him, hoping he was all right, just because he’s had a tremendous career. He’s been an awesome friend to me, a great mentor.”

“Hopefully,” Halliday says, “his career takes off and he breaks all my records.”

Falk grew up in Logan, Utah, but his family moved to Los Angeles his junior year of high school to expose him to better competition and more recruiters. The Falks and the big city did not hit it off, so they moved back to Logan after Falk briefly played for prep powerhouse Oaks Christian. Recruiters disappeared after Falk was ineligible to play the remainder of the season due to his in-season transfer, but he excelled as a senior in an offense similar to the pass-happy attack Leach employs at WSU. “If you just do what the coaches are telling [you],” Falk explains in a matter-offact tone, “they’re going to put you in a successful position.” n Apple Cup: Washington State (3-8 overall, 2-6 Pac-12) vs. Washington (7-5, 3-5) • Sat, Nov. 29, at 7:30 pm • WSU’s Martin Stadium • Televised by FOX Sports 1

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Having such pastimes on the calendar is what makes something a tradition, after all. But as time passes, our most cherished holiday traditions naturally take on new forms or meaning. Baking holiday treats as a child in grandma’s kitchen becomes a tradition of baking with your own children.

Shopping for gifts now means heading to Main Street, not the mall. Allowing these tried-and-true activities to grow into new incarnations of past rituals simply makes the season even merrier. So add something new to the mix this year — hike into the woods to find that perfect evergreen you’d never find in a parking lot stand.

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LIGHT UP THE NIGHT

A fresh, light dusting of snow would make it even more magical. Keep your fingers crossed for the little snowflake icon in the forecast to come true as the days approach the official lighting ceremony for the inaugural SPOKANE WINTER GLOW SPECTACULAR. The non-electrical force behind the lights is Jerry Schmidt, cofounder of another Spokane tradition, Hoopfest. Schmidt has big dreams that the holiday lights displayed throughout Riverfront Park will become another longstanding local tradition. Considering all the stops organizers are pulling out for its first year, that dream is poised to come true.

By the time you’re reading these words, Spokane’s downtown park gem already will be filled with more than 200 metal-framed, light-wrapped pieces — Christmas trees, Santas, snowmen, holiday packages and animals galore. The big unveiling of 31 individual twinkling displays scattered throughout the park, and a mind-blowing animal light zoo is set for the day after Thanksgiving, to appropriately kick off the official start of the holidays. The lights, up through the New Year, will be turned on nightly. Take a free walking tour or view the magical sights by carriage ($15) or wagon ($5). Lighting ceremony Fri, Nov. 28, at 6:30 pm at the Rotary Fountain. Winter Glow lights are up Nov. 29-Jan. 1, and lit nightly from 5-9 pm. spokanewinterglow.com

SMALL-TOWN CHARM

Spokane is no Bedford Falls, but there’s plenty of small-town, nostalgic charm to enjoy during the holidays if you venture outside of the city limits a bit.

With the tag line “the town that still believes,” Dayton boasts one of Eastern Washington’s most authentic holiday season kickoffs. The two-day event (Nov. 28-29) always starts the day after Thanksgiving, and continues through Saturday. The CHRISTMAS KICKOFF’S most visually exciting feature is a lighted parade down Main Street on the first evening. Dayton is a rural town, which naturally means there’ll be tractors and combines decked out in holiday lights alongside emergency vehicles and locals’ vintage cars. Follow the trail of lights down to the Elk Drug pharmacy, where a full-grown evergreen is lit after the parade and some community caroling. To top off the evening, the Palouse town of 2,500 residents sparkles beneath a fireworks show.

“It’s the complete opposite of Black Friday’s big-box store frenzy,” says Linze Greenwalt, event coordinator with the Dayton Chamber of Commerce. “It’s really a wonderful place to be right after Thanksgiving.”

Visitors from all around, including Walla Walla, the Tri-Cities and Spokane, make the drive to the historic town for its quintessential Norman Rockwellian festivities, like mule-drawn wagon rides through the town. Events are Nov. 28, starting at noon, and Nov. 29, starting at

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11 am. Find the full schedule at historicdayton.com.

A little closer to home, the small North Idaho town of Rathdrum has been kicking off the season in delightful fashion for at least the past three decades.

The town’s DECEMBER D’LIGHTS celebration takes place the first weekend of December (Dec. 5-6) and like Dayton’s, includes a tree-lighting ceremony and “Lighted Rig Parade” on Saturday. Community members are welcome to decorate their vehicles for the event, which winds through Rathdrum’s neighborhoods after starting on Main Street. Also on the celebration’s first night, a Friday, as many as 500 residents enjoy free horse-drawn carriage rides to sing carols as they meander through Rathdrum’s Deerfield neighborhood to view its homes’ holiday lights. A friendly competition organized by the Rathdrum Chamber of Commerce encourages residents on the carriage ride route to go all out, says membership and events coordinator Shanie Rountree.

“We love to have everyone come out,” she says. “But it’s the small-town, old-fashioned Christmas atmosphere and friendliness that makes it special.”

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Take an old-fashioned ride through downtown via HORSE AND CARRIAGE with the free, STCU-sponsored rides, which pick up/drop off at Main and Wall. Then, head through the downtown skywalks to catch STROLLING CAROLERS in costume throughout the month.

This year, the Downtown Spokane Partnership has also encouraged local businesses to decorate their storefronts and lobbies around the festive theme “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” and is offering a walking tour map to highlight the best displays. Carriage rides offered Nov. 28-Dec. 24 (noon-3 pm) on Fri, 3-8 pm, and Sat-Sun, noon-5 pm. Strolling carolers can be found Fri, 3-9 pm; Sat, noon-9 pm; Sun, 2-6 pm. Find the walking tour map at downtownspokane.org.

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The Spokane Symphony offers some ideal opportunities for family fun during the holidays, for both classical music connoisseurs and the merely curious. For the dedicated symphony supporters, New Year’s Eve is a double-bill begging for attention, starting with the hourlong traditional performance of BEETHOVEN’S NINTH SYMPHONY at the Fox, at 7:30 pm ($23-$28/adults; $16/kids 17 and under).

With more than 140 musicians and singers on stage conducted by music director Eckart Preu, the annual performance is pretty much a guaranteed sell-out. It’s followed up at 9:30 pm by the PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ gala black-tie fundraiser at the Davenport, sponsored by the Spokane Symphony Associates, at $85 a ticket. For more casual classical fans — or total beginners — a trip to the symphony’s annual HOLIDAY POPS CELEBRATION could make for a fine new family tradition. No knowledge of classical music is required to enjoy expert musicians taking on familiar holiday tunes, an audience carol sing-along and a visit from the fat, jolly guy himself. Holiday Pops concerts are Dec. 20, at 8 pm, and Dec. 21, at 2 pm, at the Martin Woldson Theater at the Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. $28-$62. spokanesymphony.com

A SHOT OF IRISH

The Irish do love their holidays, even when they inspire somewhat maudlin songs like the Pogues’ “Fairytale of New York.” It wouldn’t be totally shocking to hear Irish rockers FLOGGING MOLLY cover their countrymen’s Christmas tune, but expect the Los Angelesbased crew led by Dublin-born Dave King to keeps things a bit more upbeat for their fall tour finale. Blending typical rock instrumentation with traditional Irish ones — violins, accordions, banjos, mandolins, uilleann pipes — Flogging Molly spark a Gaelic party every time they play. They’re perfect for St. Paddy’s Day, obviously, but here’s betting they’ll break out a Celtic-tinged carol or two when they stop by the Knitting Factory. Sat, Dec. 13, at 8 pm. $33; all-ages. sp.knittingfactory.com.

SHAKE IT, SANTA

Family-friendly rock ’n’ roll might seem like an oxymoron, but thanks to all-ages venues like the Bartlett, the whole household can hit the town for an outing sure to be celebratory — if not necessarily seasonal. JESSICA HERNANDEZ AND THE DELTAS bring a retro rock and soul sound that will get people of all ages moving on the dance floor, and Hernandez’s voice evokes comparisons to Adele and Amy Winehouse. The Detroit-based band’s fall tour is ending in Spokane a week before Christmas, so consider this an opportunity to spread some good tidings to a young band with a long drive ahead of them to get home for the holidays.

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For some, the act of cutting down a Christmas tree is a holiday ritual. There’s something about slogging through several miles of wilderness, up to your knees in snow and sweating buckets, just to find that perfect tree. It may be easier to go to a tree farm, but no sir — your family is that family, and you’ll be damned if the tree in your living room isn’t the real thing and you didn’t do all the work to get it there.

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Before loading the family into the car and heading for the nearest tree line, get a permit. They can be purchased for $5 from ranger stations in Colville, Kettle Falls, Newport, Sullivan Lake or the National Forest Information Center in Spokane.

Then it’s time to bundle up. Preparation is key — map out a route, call ahead to check road conditions and tell someone when you’re leaving and intend to return; these are all good practices. Make sure your party is equipped with warm clothing, footwear and gloves, and that you have the proper instruments for the job.

Once you’ve found the perfect conifer, it’s time to cut that sucker down. According to the Forest Service, trees must be harvested at least 50 feet from a road. Also, it’s illegal to cut trees in national parks, or from campgrounds and picnic areas.

Make sure to cut the tree from a thicket; the Forest Service recommends leaving a healthy tree every 20 feet. Cut the tree as low to the ground as you can while someone else supports the weight. Once you’re done, scatter any fallen limbs or branches and attach the permit to the tree. You can transport your tree inside your vehicle or outside on a rack. Just be sure to firmly secure your tree and use a tarp to protect it from losing needles on the journey home.

That’s it! You’ve done it! Now, as you kick back with some Christmas tunes and enjoy that sweet pine smell, revel in the fact that your synthetic tree is spending another year where it rightfully belongs — in the garage. For more information, visit fs.usda.gov/ detail/colville and go to the “Passes & Permits” tab. ...continued on next page

RECREATION

FOREST OF LIGHTS

What better way to jump-start a new family Christmas tradition than living out one of the most famous seasonal tunes? Experience the transformation of Riverside State Park into a literal WINTER WONDERLAND this holiday season. Somewhere among the 2 miles of brightly lit trees you’ll find Santa Claus, two hayrides, and of course the famous swinging bridge over the river. After your trek, relax around one of eight blazing fires, sipping some hot chocolate and munching on Christmas cookies and other treats. Riverside State Park, Bowl and Pitcher. Dec. 12-14, daily from 6-8 pm. $5/adults; kids ages 3 and under free.

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POWDER PEDALING

Maybe it’s to save on gas money, or to avoid congested traffic filling town during the gift-buying rush. Maybe you enjoy that rush of cold air on your face, the warm burning in your thighs and the feeling of the frozen ground beneath your tires. Or, let’s be honest — you need a mind-clearing break from those exhausting relatives visiting this year. Whatever the reason, braving the weather to BIKE DURING THE WINTER months is not only doable, but can be positively enjoyable. However, there are several things to remember when cycling in the cold. Waterproof, lightweight jackets and pants will keep you warm and won’t absorb moisture like cotton. If you’re out after dusk, keep yourself well-lit from both the front and the back. Dan Schroter, service manager at Wheel

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“Even with studded tires or a fat bike, you can slip out pretty fast,” he cautions.

One of the most important aspects of riding in the winter, Schroter says, is maintaining your ride. Riding on icy roads or pavement that’s been salted can kick up an assortment of nastiness, so ensuring that your chain and drivetrain are well lubricated and your tires are clean will keep everything working. Finally, always make sure to wear a helmet. Cycling in the winter can be a rewarding experience, and with proper preparation and some common sense, you’ll wonder why you ever bothered to get those snow tires on your car in the first place.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, CHRISTMAS

If holiday spirit is quantifiable by size and frequency of explosions generated in honor of the season, the city of Coeur d’Alene would have the most spirit in the world. A perennial family favorite, the Coeur d’Alene Resort’s HOLIDAY LIGHT SHOW kicks off the season in spectacular fashion. A parade through town is followed by the lighting of more than a million twinkling lights and a fireworks show, marking the official beginning of the season. Illuminated lake cruises begin the night of the event and run through New Year’s Day. Holiday Lighting Ceremony, Fri, Nov. 28, starting at 5 pm.

Ceremony cruise departs at 5:30 pm. $20.75-$31.75.

Journey to the North Pole cruises run Nov. 28-Jan 4; $5-$19.75. cdaresort.com

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SPIRIT ON THE SLOPES

Nothing compares to the pride you feel watching your son or daughter perfectly nail that (insert ski trick) in front of a cheering crowd.

During LOOKOUT SKI RESORT’S NEW HOLIDAY GAMES, aspiring park junkies can show off to their heart’s content in a rail jam sponsored

by Red Bull and Pistole Boardshop, with prizes awarded to the top three finishers. After the jam, parents can enjoy brews from Alaskan Brewing Co. in the Loft. Day two promises an equal amount of fun, with stocking stuffer (potato sack) races and an ugly sweater contest.

Sat-Sun, Dec. 20-21. $10/rail jam entry. Full-day lift tickets: $40/adults, $29/ages 7-17, free/ages 6 and under. Lookout Ski Resort, Mullan, Idaho. skilookout.com

DON’T MISS THE BIG GAME

For the first time in 15 years, the Inland Northwest rivals WASHINGTON STATE COUGARS AND GONZAGA BULLDOGS face off under the lights of the Spokane Arena. While the game sold out about a month ago, local watering holes have you covered. The game will be televised on ESPNU, and most places we talked to will have game day specials, decided a few days in advance. In the meantime, here’s a list of spots to catch what’s sure to be one of the most highly anticipated games of the season.

GAME TIME: WED, DEC. 10, AT 8 PM The Swinging Doors 1018 W. Francis, 326-6794 Reservations: Yes With 60 TVs, Swinging Doors supports local sports of all kinds. Game day specials will be available a few days before the game, and this Northside favorite features 27 beers on tap.

Waddell’s 4318 S. Regal, 443-6500 Reservations: No With a rotating lineup of more than 50 beers on tap, Waddell’s is prepared to handle any mood you might find yourself in the night of the game.

Chairs Public House 1305 N. Hamilton, 381-0909 Reservations: Yes In addition to game day specials, Chairs offers Gonzaga students who show their Kennel Club cards 15

percent off. Regular specials include housemade pizzas and nachos. Minors are allowed until 11 pm, allowing plenty of time to catch the game.

Fast Eddies 1 W. Spokane Falls Blvd., 455-8752 Reservations: No This downtown hangout features its regular Wednesday specials: $10 pitchers of any microbrew, and the “shot special” for Zags and Cougs fans.

Come early for power hour (3-4 pm) for $1 domestics and $2 micros.

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FESTIVE FEASTING We already know the holidays are all about eating

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CHRISTMAS DAY OUT

So, it’s Christmas. You could (a) miss most of the gift unwrapping, giggle time and picture taking because you’re slaving away in the kitchen preparing appetizers, side dishes, main courses and desserts for when the rest of the clan comes over, or you could (b) not.

If you go for option b, everyone still has to eat, so why not go out? Taking the work part out of Christmas so it actually feels like a holiday is definitely not a cop-out, and the local restaurants that serve up Christmas dinner make it quite the classy occasion.

Two of the DAVENPORT HOTEL’S restaurants are open on Christmas Day. Savor a three-course traditional turkey dinner with all the fixings at the Palm Court Grill off the hotel’s main lobby. Over at the Tower, the Safari Room opens at 6 am for breakfast and serves from the regular menu all day long with a turkey dinner special.

Over at the COEUR D’ALENE RESORT, enjoy a wintery view of the lake from Beverly’s on the seventh floor while you ponder their extensive wine list and order from the regular fine-dining menu, or go for the turkey dinner. At Dockside, guests can dish up their own plate from the buffet, offering ham, turkey and potatoes and salad, bread and dessert stations.

CLINKERDAGGER is a good option if you’re craving something that departs from the turkey-and-stuffing ritual.

Its chef makes a fresh sheet for the holidays, and though there’s a limited menu on Christmas Day, it’s similar to the regular one, with dishes like prime rib, chicken, surf and turf, salmon and pasta.

If you plan to put down the spatula for Christmas, you have to fully commit and make reservations ahead of time, because tables fill up fast.

ALL ABOUT THAT BEER

One thing we Inland Northwesterners are proud of is our local brews. That’s why we have things like the Inland Northwest Ale Trail, to reward people for visiting breweries all around the region. But let’s face it — the holidays are usually too hectic to spend romping around in search of suds. Enter BEERTOPIA. On one night, at one place, 16 local breweries are present, including River City, No-Li, Selkirk, Iron Goat and Ramblin’ Road. RSVP at yelp.com/events for $5, which gets you a pint glass, five 2-ounce sample tickets and appetizers.

At the event, play pool for fun prizes like growlers, T-shirts and flasks. Wed, Dec. 3, from 6-9 pm. $5. The Black Diamond, 9614 E. Sprague. yelp.com/events

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If you’re a lady in love with craft beer and you still feel slightly alone in that, you have yet to discover GIRLS PINT OUT. This group of women stoked about the craft beer scene meets throughout the year, and what better time to jump in than their Hoppy Holidays party? Taste brews like Hale’s Ales’ Mongoose IPA and Anderson Valley’s Winter Solstice, and bring a wrapped-up bottle of your favorite craft beer for the white elephant exchange. Then there’s the menu featuring sundried tomato satays, grilled sirloin and mushroom bruschetta, teriyaki steak skewers, curried chicken with raisin flatbread and carrot-ginger bisque shooters. Yum. Wed, Dec. 3, from 6-9 pm. $25. The Lincoln Center, 1316 N. Lincoln. girlsbeerblog.com

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SNACK IN THE NEW YEAR

OK, so drinks on their own might not be enough to pull off a brilliant holiday party. If you want to learn how to make delicious small bites for your New Year’s Eve bash, the INLAND NORTHWEST CULINARY ACADEMY’S AFTER DARK program is offering a class on whiskeysoaked drunken mushrooms, Spanish tomato and spinach pizzettes, and white chocolate and raspberry purses. A glass of champagne is included as you cook. Fri, Dec. 5, from 6-8 pm. $49. INCA at SCC, 1810 N. Greene St. incaafterdark.scc.spokane.edu

SWEET COMPETITION

Every December, the Davenport Hotel’s Grand Pennington Ballroom is inundated with candy mansions. Bakers and architects from around the region come to compete in the annual CHRIST KITCHEN GINGERBREAD BUILD-OFF, a benefit for the local nonprofit, as they create sugary masterpieces that blow your childhood gumdrop-covered leantos out of the water. If you still want to make your gingerbread house and eat it too (or if your kid wants to), get a kit for $7 and construct your own. Sun, Dec. 14, starting at 10 am. Free to watch. Davenport Hotel, 10 S. Post. ccckministry.org

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If you plan to play host this season and you’re fretting about what to feed everyone, here’s an idea: let the food take care of itself and just get good drinks. Here are a few local, seasonal beverages you might choose from: TWILIGHT CIDER WORKS: Traditional is their newest release, made with English cider apples; it has a full-bodied, medium finish.

TRICKSTER’S BREWING COMPANY: Try the Soul Warmer winter porter or their Christmas beer, Naughty Nick, an oatmeal chocolatechip cookie stout.

SELKIRK ABBEY: St. Thomas is a black saison that presents subtle coffee and chocolate notes.

HIEROPHANT MEADERY: The Douglas Fir Retsina is an off-dry mead made with local honey and infused with Douglas fir sap.

LATAH CREEK WINERY: During the holidays, Latah Creek sells mulling spice bags with bottles of their Ellena-Ellena cabernet franc.

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Rising out of the historic space once occupied by the Top Notch Café, RUINS (825 N. Monroe • facebook.com/ruins.spokane) is nothing like its name suggests. Owner Tony Brown says the name comes from a Japanese noise-rock band and the state of the building prior to his long renovation process. As a sister eatery to nearby Stella’s, Ruins serves up small dishes of comfort food made from locally sourced ingredients, so the menu changes frequently. “Several restaurants in Spokane are seasonal, but we’re almost micro-seasonal be-

EVENTS A HORSE-DRAWN HOLIDAY Nov. 28-Dec. 24 Fri, 3-8 pm; Sat-Sun, noon-5 pm; Dec. 24, noon-3 pm See Spokane from a new vantage point — downtown upon a classic carriage. This adventure, sponsored

by STCU and free to the public, welcomes riders of all ages so the whole family can enjoy the holiday spirit. What could be better than a free carriage ride, you ask? Receiving vouchers for coffee and hot chocolate at local businesses, as well as candy canes and ice skating vouchers. You’ll hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, too, among the clip-clop of horseshoes on snow-covered roads. When festivity fills the streets, don’t miss out on the opportunity to take it all in during a timeless tradition.

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cause we switch things up weekly,” says Brown.

The restaurant features a four-hour lunch window, then reopens in the early evening to host a laid-back crowd until midnight.

NUDO (818 W. Sprague • nudoramen.com) is another name that might prompt a second glance, but it makes far more sense seeing it followed by “Ramen House.” This restaurant has a sleek, minimalist interior with pop art accents that would be right at home in any trendy Tokyo district. Along with various noodle dishes, the menu includes Yakitori (Asianstyle skewers) and appealing fusion fare — like the American-style burger served on a ramen bun.

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ICE SKATING

Now Open Riverfront Park’s Ice Palace is now open through March 1; Tue-Sun from 11 am-5 pm, and also Wed-Thu from 7-8:30 pm and Fri-Sat from 7-10 pm. Extended holiday hours TBA. Adults $5; kids ages 3-12, military and seniors (62+) $3.50.

Skate rental $3.50. spokaneriverfrontpark. com (625-6601)

TREE OF SHARING

Through Dec. 14 The annual program collects and distributes requested items to regional nonprofits and social service agencies serving low-income, disabled and elderly members of the community. Pick up a tag and drop off items by Fri, Dec. 14. Tags available at NorthTown, River Park Square and Spokane Valley malls. treeofsharing. org (808-4919)

A CHRISTMAS CAROL: THE MUSICAL

Through Dec. 20 The Spokane Civic Theatre produces a music-filled version of the Dickens holiday classic, a tale of love and redemption directed by Civic Artistic Director Keith Dixon. Shows Thu-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 1 pm (except Sat, Dec. 20 at 2 pm). $22-$30. Spokane Civic Theatre, 1020 N. Howard. spokanecivitheatre.com (3252507)

SANTA EXPRESS

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NUDO Sprague • facebook.com/tamarackpublichouse) might not have an offbeat name, but this gastropub with seasonal farm-to-table food has novelty to its credit. Before its official grand opening on Dec. 31, it will have a soft opening throughout the month for lunch and happy hour (11:30 am to 6 pm) plus evening availability for holiday parties.

11 am-8 pm, Sat, from 10 am-8 pm and Sun, from 11 am-6 pm. At 707 W. Main (skywalk level). vanessabehan.org

Proceeds support ongoing Campbell House restoration. The MAC, 2316 W. First. northwestmuseum.org (363-5355)

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Nov. 26-30 A Broadway musical adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ classic holiday story, featuring songs from the original animated film. Nov. 26 and 28-30, show times vary. $27.50$72.50. INB Performing Arts Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. bestofbroadwayspokane.com (279-7000)

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Nov. 28-Jan. 1 A new holiday event in Riverfront Park featuring light displays through the park, including an animal lights zoo for the kids.

Lighting ceremony on Nov. 28 at 6:30 pm; display is lit daily at 5 pm, through Jan. 1. Free. Riverfront Park, 507 N. Howard. spokanewinterglow.com

FESTIVAL OF FAIR TRADE

Dec. 2-14 Eighteen elaborately decorated holiday trees are displayed and available to win as part of a fundraiser raffle benefiting the Spokane Symphony. Trees are located on the mezzanine of the Davenport Hotel, 10 S. Post, and at River Park Square, 808 W. Main, on the second floor. Free to view, raffle tickets $1 each. spokanesymphonyassoc.org

THE NUTCRACKER

Dec. 4-7 Santa Barbara’s State Street Ballet dances to the music of Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite, performed by the Spokane Symphony Orchestra. Dec. 4-6 at 7:30 pm; also Dec. 6-7 at 2 pm. $25-$75/ adults; $12.50-$30/children. Martin Woldson Theater at the Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. spokanesymphony.org (624-1200)

Nov. 28-30, from 10 am-5 pm The annual event celebrates its 30th year, and features local vendors offering globally made gift items, including handcrafts, jewelry, pottery, clothing and more, all handmade in sweatshop-free environments. Free admission. Community Building, 35 W. Main. festivaloffairtrade. com (448-6561)

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Nov. 29, from 10 am-4 pm The Campbell House Library Christmas tree can be the backdrop for your family holiday photos, Christmas cards, and memories. $50/group (up to 8 people).

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Dec. 4, at 7:30 pm A one-man performance by the renowned actor, featuring jokes, storytelling and songs. Meet-and-greet opportunities available. $42.50-$152.50. INB Performing Arts Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. bestofbroadwayspokane.com (279-7000) Dec. 6, at 8 am This annual event is a fundraiser run for the Arthritis Foundation, with holidaythemed costumes strongly encouraged.

Riverfront Park. spokanejinglebellrun. kintera.org

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Science fiction, fantasy, comics, role-play and anime are no longer niche interests. But retailers like MERLYN’S (19 W. Main • merlyns.biz) have a longstanding passion for these now-booming entertainment genres, so they have an aficionado’s knowledge and can spot what’s hot before it hits the mainstream. “We have over 30 years of selling comics and games, so we’ve got that longevity and that local focus,” says owner John Waite. The store’s holiday sensations have changed over the years, but fan favorites like Magic the Gathering never go out of style. “Munchkin is insanely popular this year,” says Waite. “It’s a really fun card strategy game.” HeroClix, a board game with comic superhero figurines, is another that he predicts will be on many a Christmas list.

When it comes to books, there’s one store so devoted to literature that it’s become a Spokane landmark: AUNTIE’S (402 W. Main • auntiesbooks.com). The store has a large selection of national bestsellers, regional favorites and timeless classics as well as an ample children’s section. Stop by in the evening and you might catch one of the many readings or showcases scheduled over the holiday season.

For all things Washington State University, the WSU CONNECTIONS store (618 W. Riverside • washingtonstateconnections.com) has any item you can think of emblazoned with the Cougars’ logo: scarves, travel mugs, signs, golf accessories, crystal decanters, cooking mitts, baby booties and cheese, to name only a few.

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See their eyes sparkle when they open gifts from River Park Square in downtown Spokane. Brands including Nordstrom, The Apple Store, Sephora, The North Face, Pottery Barn, and others are ready to shine.

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QUEEN OF SHEBA SUSHI.COM (430 W. Main • mainsushi. com) isn’t a cyber-hangout for sushi fanatics, it’s a centrally located restaurant for sushi fanatics. Whatever flavor or ingredient pairing floats your sushi boat, you’ll find more than enough choices here. Take the Idaho roll (shrimp, avocado, smelt roe, cream cheese), for instance, or the Harley Davidson (spicy tuna, crab, cucumber) and the Curtis (deep-fried veggies topped with avocado

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Nestled away at the back of the Community Building is the MAGIC LANTERN (25 W. Main • magiclanternspokane.com), a quaint two-screen cinema that shows foreign, independent, documentary, art-house and second-run films. Its relaxed atmosphere makes moviegoing a friendly, shared experience rather than a gargantuan, surround-sound spectacular. “With its selection of high-quality films, the Magic Lantern is an excellent place for film buffs or people who want to get away from the regular box office fare and enjoy something they might not get to see locally, or only get to see on Netflix two years from now,” says Aaron Spickelmire, a former manager and projectionist at the cinema. At $8, ticket prices are affordable — and just $4 more gets you a bottomless bowl of freshpopped popcorn.

In the year since it opened, THE BARTLETT (228 W. Sprague • thebartlettspokane.com) has quickly established itself as one of the top places in Spokane to catch local, up-and-coming bands as well as renowned, nationally touring artists. More than just music, the laidSPECIAL ADVERTISING SECTION

and creamy wasabi). Not gaga for sushi?

The menu features plenty of other authentic Japanese dishes for the faint of heart. “We have udon soups, stir-fried noodles and teriyaki, all traditionally prepared,” says chef Jack Beechinor, though he encourages everyone to give “the best sushi in town” a try.

Among Spokane’s growing number of Mexican restaurants, some are proudly Tex-Mex, while others focus on authenticity.

MI CASA (14 N. Post • 443-3420) falls into the latter category, with a full el desayuno (breakfast) to la cena (dinner) menu featuring everything from chilaques (corn tortillas with cheese, sour cream, green or red sauce and eggs) to pork carnitas.

While Asian, Indian, European and, yes, Mexican restaurants abound here in the States, Ethiopian ranks as one of the more unfamiliar international cuisines. All the more reason to make QUEEN OF SHEBA (621 W. Mallon • queenofshebaspokane.com) your introduction to this tantalizingly exotic fare, characterized by piquant meat and vegetable stews — lamb, lentils and berbere spices are common ingredients — served atop injera, a type of flatbread. Don’t be afraid to get into the spirit by forgoing utensils as you dig in.

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THE MAGIC LANTERN back vibe and spotless acoustics make it a great place to experience events like slampoetry performances too.

Nearby MOOTSY’S (406 W. Sprague) has proudly embraced its status as a raucous dive bar and favorite local haunt. Roomy booths and a weekly celebration of discount PBR make it a great casual hangout, with plenty of live music. Check the Inlander every week to learn more about the bands coming to play both Mootsy’s and the Bartlett.

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Owner Andy Dinnison says the holidays are a “fun and busy” time at ATTICUS (222 N. Howard • facebook.com/ AtticusCoffee), since his café and gift shop is a preferred destination on downtown excursions. Groups of families and friends stop in to warm themselves with a hot drink and take a break from shopping — only to find that there

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are tons of unique and Spokane-themed items to purchase and show off your local pride. “A big reason to come down and shop here is that, between us and Boo Radley’s, we’ve got all bases covered,” he says. “Plus you can get some caffeine to keep the holiday rolling along.” Dinnison suspects the vintage Spokane calendar will be a popular item this season, along with books and collections by local authors.

For more than three decades, POTTERY PLACE PLUS (203 N. Washington • potteryplaceplus.com) has showcased the creations of a collective of Inland Northwest artists and their guests. They work with wood, metal, pottery, glass and mixed media to produce ATTICUS decorative as well as beautifully functional items. The shop is owned and operated by the artists themselves, so they’re as invested in the quality of service as they are in the merchandise.

For women who think their clothing ought to say as much as any work of art, there’s KATZE (720 W. Riverside • katzeboutique.com), a natural-fiber boutique that prides itself on original and individual styles. Featured designers include Art of Cloth, Cynthia Ashby and the handmade, hand-dyed house label.

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PINOT’S PALETTE (32 W. Second • pinotspalette.com/ SpokaneSoDo) allows would-be Picassos and Rembrandts to try their hand at easel painting — including holidaythemed creations — as they partake of a range of local wine or beer from the bar. “Where else can you go to create something you never thought you could do, listen to music, and hang out with your friends, all while sipping on your favorite beverage?” asks owner Jackie Casey. “It’s not only a fun night out, but you also get to leave with something that you made.” From now until the end of the year, purchase a Pinot’s Palette gift certificate for yourself or as a stocking stuffer, and you’ll also receive a decorative bottle and paintbrush pen.

Founded in Spokane more than a decade ago, POLKA DOT POTTERY (808 W. Main • polkadotpottery.com) is based on a similar concept, with the addition of custom pottery painting. Sign up for one of their many art classes or book a holiday party for your family, friends, co-workers or kids.

At BEAUTIFUL GROUNDS (203 N. Washington • beautifulgrounds.net), the final work of art is you. Treat yourself or a lucky gift recipient to a full makeup application, chemical peel, concept facial, brow sculpting or a thorough skin analysis for detailed care and beauty tips — all while enjoying a cup of tea or a fresh-brewed cappuccino made from local Roast House coffee.

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HANGING WITH SANTA

In the weeks leading up to the big day, Santa treks southbound from the North Pole to meet and greet kids on the “nice” list all around the Inland Northwest. He’s ready to say hello, take a few pictures, prove he’s real and amp up the Christmas cheer. This year, River Park Square welcomes back Spokane’s most experienced Santa Claus, Jim Burney, who’s celebrating his 40th year wearing the red suit and welcoming starry-eyed tots to his knee. Burney prepares all year for the season, keeping his beard full and his belly round. Santa is on duty daily at River Park Square, from Nov. 28-Dec. 24; times vary. riverparksquare.com Little snow bunnies can also be on the lookout for MR. AND MRS. CLAUS AT SCHWEITZER MOUNTAIN RESORT, as they’ll be making their appearance right before Christmas, handing out candy and cruising down the slopes. Keep your eyes peeled for a can’t-miss, red-suited figure on snowy slopes on Dec. 23 and 24. Before hopping into his sleigh, Santa also hears last-minute requests from his young fans on Christmas Eve in Schweitzer’s Selkirk Lodge.

Although the popular Mobius Children’s Museum SANTA BREAKFAST already is sold out, a similar event takes place at Spokane Valley’s CenterPlace Event Center, serving a pancake meal to kiddos and offering photos with the man himself. Sat, Dec. 6, at 8:30 am. $5; pre-registration recommended, as last year’s event sold out. spokanevalley.org/santabreakfast Since there’s nothing cuter than St. Nick, kids and animals all together, bring the whole family — including the dogs and cats — to Coeur d’Alene’s Silver Lake Mall for an adorable photo op. Monday nights, Dec. 1-15. Also at River Park Square on Sun, Dec. 14, from 6-7 pm.

Finally, everyone deserves to have a personalized experience with Santa, so if your child needs a little extra assistance, don’t miss out on Silver Lake’s SANTA CARES PROGRAM. The special visiting session accommodates children with disabilities. Sun, Dec. 7, from 9:30-11 am. silverlakemall.com No surprise: the jolly old man is really busy. The question is: are you going to keep busy, too, tracking him down all over the region?

A KID-APPROPRIATE NEW YEAR’S EVE

Who says FIRST NIGHT has to be tame just because you have little ones in tow? Spokane’s biggest New Year’s Eve celebration, now in its 14th year, is totally geared toward kids and their families, providing entertaining alternatives to the drinking and chaos elsewhere. Ice skate at Riverfront Park for free, interact with a caricature artist, make crafts, take pictures in photo booths, admire the epic balloon display at the Convention Center, and marvel at ice carvings. Bundle up in your warmest hats and coats, and make sure to stake out a good spot for the fireworks show and midnight countdown. First Night buttons (on sale now), giving access to the night’s many attractions, also make a great gift idea. Wed, Dec. 31. $15-$18. firstnightspokane.org ...continued on next page

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If you’re planning to send out an annual reminder to all those distant friends and relatives that your family is just the cutest ever, why not have this year’s holiday card photo taken inside the historic CAMPBELL HOUSE? The backdrop for the studio-quality photographs is an elaborately decorated Christmas tree inside the Kirtland Cutter-designed home’s ornate library. Included in the cost is admission to the MAC, so while you’re there, don’t miss taking the whole family to see its ongoing exhibits, including the big “100 Stories” showcase of our region’s history. All proceeds support continued preservation of the Campbell House and its history. Reserve your session for Sat, Nov. 29, between 10 am-4 pm. $50/group of up to eight (no pets). northwestmuseum.org

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Parents: don’t be daunted by the task of keeping your kids occupied during their holiday break from school. Instead, send them to the Kroc Center’s SCHOOL’S OUT DAY CAMP, where staff members make crafts, swim and play games with your energetic rascals. There are also plenty of day camps geared toward young, budding scientists, too. MOBIUS SCIENCE CENTER’S WINTER DAY CAMPS teach about the wonders of outer space and the rockets that take astronauts there, among other subjects. Mobius’ camps are for grades 3-5; the Kroc’s programs are open to ages 6-13. Details at kroccda.org and mobiusspokane.org

AN OWL BREED OF SANTA

Travel alongside two fluffy rabbits, Little Snow and Big Snowshoe, as they inquire of their woodland friends about the mysterious Santa of the animal kingdom, who turns out to be a regal owl with a red cap and basket full of goodies. Each animal’s wild imaginations inspire their faith in this legendary gift-giver. In a special holiday event at the Bing Crosby Theater hosted by Auntie’s Bookstore, the bestselling, celebrated AUTHOR AND ILLUSTRATOR JAN BRETT (even grown-ups remember her books The Mitten and The Wild Christmas Reindeer) reads her newest book, The Animals’ Santa, for book lovers of all ages. Sun, Dec. 14, at 5 pm. Free. auntiesbooks.com

SPREAD SOME CHEER The emphasis of the season is giving, after all, and there’s no better time to get the whole family together to give back to those with less.

Picking out gifts for friends and family is a fun way to help others.

The SANTA EXPRESS holiday store offers inexpensive toys and goodies for kids on an allowance budget, while also supporting the mission of the Vanessa Behan Crisis Nursery. Open daily through Dec. 23. 707 W. Main, skywalk level. vanessabehan.org Holiday celebrations wouldn’t be what they are without some tasty food. Families are invited to SECOND HARVEST’S FAMILY NIGHT to sort donated goods for the hungry. Kids ages 9 and older can join their parents to gain awareness of others’ state of living this season. Thu, Dec. 4, from 5:30-7:30 pm. 2-harvest.org Get grounded with UNION GOSPEL MISSION’S SOCK DRIVE. For those who have trouble keeping warm this winter, a dry, thick pair of socks can be invaluable. Keeping those toes toasty helps prevent injury and other health issues due to exposure. Drop off donations any day of the week at the men’s shelter, at 1224 E. Trent. ugmspokane.org n

PERFORMANCE

STAGE AND SCREEN FESTIVITIES

Gather with loved ones for heartwarming holiday entertainment

BY CHELSEA BANNACH

HOLLY, JOLLY HOLIDAY PLAYS

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the warm glow of the stage lights is delightful, so shed those hats, gloves and scarves and head indoors for some holiday performances, classic and otherwise.

If taking in one of the various renditions of the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol isn’t already one of your yearly traditions, it probably should be. A holiday tale of love and redemption, A CHRISTMAS CAROL tells the familiar story of the irascible Ebenezer Scrooge’s transformation.

This season, the Spokane Civic Theatre presents a musical version of the tale, directed by artistic director Keith Dixon. The show runs Thursday-Sunday nights, through Dec. 20. Because the Christmas spirit is all about goodwill, the Dec. 10 performance benefits the Northeast Community Center. A silent auction takes place before that show, with refreshments served. Benefit tickets are $35 at necca. myspokane.net.

The community center’s executive director, Jean Farmer, says the performance is the perfect way to “start the holiday season and support the good work in the community while enjoying the holiday play.”

Meanwhile, the Idaho Repertory Theatre and University of Idaho Theatre Arts department present their own rendition of the Christmastime staple at the Hartung Theater, showing Dec. 4-20. The play is directed by David Lee-Painter, a UI theatre professor who has played Scrooge in three different productions.

For a holiday-themed history lesson, check out ALL IS CALM, a musical production based on remarkable true events surrounding the Christmas Truce of 1914, a series of unofficial cease-fires on World War I’s Western Front. The Modern Theater in Coeur d’Alene is one of a select group of theaters chosen to present the historically based tale of camaraderie, music and peace. The performance runs ThursdaySunday nights through Dec. 21. Get tickets ($17-$25) at themoderntheater.org.

Though not holiday-themed, the rock musical RENT, which originated on Broadway, tells the story of a group of struggling young artists and musicians trying to survive on New York City’s Lower East Side. Directed by Troy Nickerson and presented by the Modern Theater and Friends of the Bing, the show takes place Dec. 26 and 27 at 8 pm. Tickets are $25, and can be purchased at bingcrosbytheater.com.

SING WITH BING

The timeless holiday favorite White Christmas returns to the silver screen, along with several other flicks featuring Spokane’s beloved son Bing Crosby, for the ninth annual BING CROSBY HOLIDAY FILM FESTIVAL. Kicking off and concluding the fest is a showing of White Christmas, with two films — Anything Goes and Holiday Inn — showcasing Bing’s other leading roles sandwiched in between. Before the evening reprise of White Christmas, catch a live musical performance

by Bing’s nephew Howard Crosby. Between screenings, peruse the theater’s lobby, filled with Crosby memorabilia and family photos. Sat, Dec. 13, starting at 11 am. $8; kids 12 and under free. bingcrosbytheateradvocates.org

A ROLLICKING REVUE

The Lake City is a sight to see during the holiday season, with its waterfront light display and themed cruises. This year, the Coeur d’Alene Resort presents I REMEMBER CHRISTMAS — A CHRISTMAS REVUE, starring veteran actress Ellen Travolta, who returns to the stage after last year’s popular A Christmas Cabaret. The holiday performance, directed by Troy Nickerson, features Travolta alongside an impressive list of seasoned actors; Jack Bannon, Patrick Treadway, Margaret Travolta and Katherine Strohmaier. For those looking for a more memorable holiday getaway, the resort is offering package deals on tickets and accommodations. Nov. 28-Dec. 21; Thu-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $25. cdachristmas.com

LAUGHING ALL THE WAY

Let’s face it — between draining your bank account on Black Friday, your unpleasant in-laws coming to town and the pressures of entertaining, the holidays can get a little stressful. But before you selfmedicate with yet another baked good or spiked eggnog, consider a different form of relief: comedy. The Blue Door Theatre’s live comedy improv show SEASON’S GREETINGS uses holiday cards and messages for festive comedy fodder. As an added bonus, the tickets are just $7, so you can still afford one even after all that holiday spending.

Fridays, Dec. 5, 12, 19 and 26, at 8 pm. A raunchier adult version, the monthly “After Dark” special, is Dec. 26, at 10 pm. bluedoortheatre. com

CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS

Can’t get enough of that Christmas music? Head to the Kroc Center in Coeur d’Alene for the third annual TRADITIONS OF CHRISTMAS, a musical journey featuring carols and holiday songs from around the world.

Audience members are invited to sing along to holiday favorites like “White Christmas” and “Joy to the World.” Santa’s workshop comes alive on stage, complete with dancing elves and toy soldiers. The revuestyle performance also features Rockette-style dancers, a nostalgic USO-inspired scene to honor the military, and a living nativity. Dec. 1122; times vary. $20-$33. traditionsofchristmasnw. com n

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THE FIVE FLICKS OF CHRISTMAS

The movies you should care about this December

With Interstellar, Birdman and the latest installment of the Hunger Games series all debuting before Thanksgiving, the lead-up to Christmas is a little less blockbustery than you might be used to.

Still, there are films that should get you out of an in-law-filled home for a couple of hours: WILD Reese Witherspoon plays Cheryl Strayed, a recovering heroin addict who sets out to hike the length of the Pacific Crest Trail alone. Directed by Jean-Marc Vallée, the film is based on Strayed’s hit memoir and might provide an Oscar performance from Witherspoon.

THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES Some Tolkien purists who never thought a relatively short novel like The Hobbit should have been split into three movies may welcome the end of the trilogy.

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INTO THE WOODS Opening on Christmas Eve, this Disney adaptation of Stephen Sondheim’s hit Broadway musical that mashes up the Grimm fairy tales is going to be a massive smash, thanks to a cast that includes Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, Anna Kendrick, Johnny Depp and Chris Pine.

THE INTERVIEW If you want something with a few more laughs, this comedy stars Seth Rogen (directing here with buddy Evan Goldberg) and James Franco as tabloid journalists who land an interview with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un; then they’re tasked with killing him. It also opens on Christmas Eve. — MIKE BOOKEY

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THANKSGIVING YOGA CLASS Non-perishable food or monetary donations are accepted at the door to benefit the Moscow Food Bank. Nov. 27, 9 am. Moscow Yoga Center, 525 S. Main. (208-883-8315) CHRISTMAS TREE ELEGANCE Spokane Symphony Associates’ annual holiday tree showcase takes place at the Davenport Hotel and River Park Square, featuring 18 themed, custom-decorated trees up for raffle ($1/ticket).

Trees on display Dec. 2-14. Davenport Hotel and River Park Square. spokanesymphonyassoc.org CHRISTMAS TREE ELEGANCE LUNCHEON & FASHION SHOW The annual luncheon/tea and fashion show benefits the Spokane Symphony Associates. Dec. 9 at 11 am (luncheon) and 3 pm (tea). Dec. 9. Davenport Hotel, 10 S. Post St. thedavenporthotel.com (800-8991482) FERRIS SWING DANCE & AUCTION Dance to music by the award-winning Ferris Jazz Orchestra. Also includes live and silent auctions, free swing lessons and food. Proceeds benefit Ferris Bands. Dec. 13, 6:30-10 pm. $10/adults; $5/students. Ferris High School, 3020 E. 37th Ave. (979-3592)

COMEDY

STAND-UP OPEN MIC Local comedians; see weekly schedule online. Thursdays at 8 pm.

Free. Uncle D’s Comedy Underground, 2721 N. Market St. (483-7300) FAMILY DINNER Live comedy improv show based on audience suggestions about their family members. Nov. 28, at 8 pm. $7. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. (747-7045) OPEN MIC Live stand-up comedy, open to newcomers and experienced comedians. Fridays at 8 pm. Ages 21+. Free. Red Dragon, 1406 W. Third. (475-6209) SAFARI Fast-paced short-form improv games based on audience suggestions. (Not rated.)

Saturdays at 9 pm. $7. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland. (747-7045) OPEN MIC COMEDY Wednesdays at 8 pm.

Ages 21+. Free. Brooklyn Deli & Lounge, 122 S. Monroe. (835-4177) BOONE STREET HOOLIGANS 5 Gonzaga’s comedy troupe performs sketches and songs, with proceeds benefiting Partners Through Art. Dec. 5 at 7 pm and 9:30 pm. $2. Gonzaga University, 502 E. Boone Ave. (328-4220) NUTHOUSE IMPROV COMEDY Performances

by WSU’s improv comedy troupe. Dec. 5. $5.

WSU Pullman. performingarts.wsu.edu (509335-3564) SEASONS GREETINGS Live comedy improv show using holiday cards and messages for inspiration. Fridays at 8 pm through Decem-

ber. $7. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. (747-7045) SHORT STACKS The BDT Players & Friends try out new material, rework ideas, and share comedic talents in stand-up, sketch, music, film and more. First Fridays of the month at 10 pm. Not suitable for all ages. $5. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland. (747-7045) TEEN IMPROV CLASSES Workshops for ages 11-18, held on the first Saturday of the month from 11:30 am-2 pm. Dec. 6. $25. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. bluedoortheatre. com (747-7045) HOMEGROWN COMEDY Friends of the Bing present a local comedy open mic series, at the Ovations Lounge. The best comedians from the series are to be featured in a March 6 “March Madness Comedy Showcase.” Dec. 13, Jan. 17 and 24 and Feb. 21, at 10:30 pm. Free.

Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. bingcrosbytheater.com (227-7404) AFTER DARK A adult-rated version of the Blue Door’s monthly, Friday night show. On the last Friday of the month (Nov. 28 and Dec. 26) at 10 pm. $7. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland. (747-7045)

COMMUNITY

4TH ANNUAL COMMUNITY THANKSGIVING Local organizations partner to offer a free Thanksgiving dinner to anyone who wishes to attend. Nov. 27, 11 am-4 pm. Free. Fedora Pub, 1726 W. Kathleen Ave. (208-765-8888) BRRC TURKEY TROT The annual tradition starts at the Manito Duck Pond, and is approximately 3 miles. There is no timing and all are welcome to run/walk as far as they’d like. Nov. 27, 9 am. Free with donations to food bank. Manito Park, 1800 S. Grand Blvd. tinyurl. com/mfz3zom TURKEY TROT (SANDPOINT) Seventh annual Thanksgiving day run and food drive, offering a 5k, 10K or whatever distance you want to run or walk (no bikes, please). Starts in the Travers Park parking lot, 1202 W. Pine St. Nov. 27, 9 am. Free with food bank donation. (208-263-3613) JOURNEY TO THE NORTH POLE The 40-min. holiday cruise departs nightly from the Resort Plaza Shops, offering views of the holiday light display over the water. Daily through Jan. 4 (except 11/27), at 5:30, 6:30 and 7:30 pm. $19.75/adults; $18.75/students, seniors; $5/ages 6-12. CdA Resort, 115 S. 2nd. cdacruises.com SANTA EXPRESS The 21st annual holiday store offers items at allowance-friendly prices for area children (ages 4-12) to purchase for their friends and family, with proceeds supporting the mission of the Vanessa Behan Crisis Nursery. Through Dec. 23, Mon-Fri, from 11 am-8 pm, Sat, from 10 am-8 pm and Sun,

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from 11 am-6 pm. Crescent Court, 707 W. Main, skywalk level. vanessabehan.org SECOND HARVEST FOOD SORTING Join other volunteers to sort and pack produce and other bulk food items for delivery to local emergency food outlets. Ages 14+. Shift dates and times vary, sign up at inland.volunteerhub.com/events.

Second Harvest Food Bank, 1234 E. Front Ave. 2-harvest.org (252-6267) A T. REX NAMED SUE Mobius hosts the Chicago Field Museum’s exhibit centered on the most complete Tyrannosaurus rex fossil ever discovered. Exhibit runs through Jan. 4, 2015. Open Tues-Sun; hours vary. $7-$10. Mobius Science Center, 811 W. Main. mobiusspokane.org TREE OF SHARING The annual program collects and distributes requested items to regional nonprofits and social service agencies serving low-income, disabled and elderly members of the community. Pick up a tag and drop off items

by Fri, Dec. 14. Tags available at NorthTown, Spokane Valley Mall and River Park Square. treeofsharing.org (808-4919) HOLIDAY LIGHT SHOW LIGHTING CEREMONY The annual lighting ceremony begins with a lighted parade through downtown, with Christmas carols, candle lighting and a fireworks show over Lake Coeur d’Alene. Nov. 28, 5-7 pm. Free to attend. Coeur d’Alene Resort, 115 S. 2nd Ave. cdaresort.com (844-465-2044) SPOKANE WINTER GLOW SPECTACULAR A new holiday event at Riverfront Park featuring light displays through the park, including an animal lights zoo. Lighting ceremony on Nov. 28 at 6:30 pm. The display is lit daily at 5 pm, through Jan. 1. Free. Riverfront Park, 705 N. Howard. spokanewinterglow.com TREE LIGHTING & SANTA’S ARRIVAL A traditional tree lighting ceremony and caroling, along with cookies and cider with Santa, as the holiday season begins in Sandpoint. Festivities in the Jeff Jones Town Square; Santa arrives around 6 pm. Nov. 28, 5 pm. Free. Downtown Sandpoint.

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HOLIDAY PHOTOS AT THE CAMPBELL HOUSE The Campbell House library Christmas tree can be the backdrop for your family holiday photos, Christmas cards, and memories. $50/group (up to 8 people; no pets). Proceeds support ongoing Campbell House restoration. Nov. 29, 10 am-4 pm. The MAC, 2316 W. First Ave. northwestmuseum.org (363-5355) POST-HOLIDAY CALORIE CRUSHING ZUMBA Hosted by the City of Spokane Valley’s Parks & Rec. Dept. Open to ages 16+, registration required. Nov. 29, 9-10:30 am. $9/person; $15/two. CenterPlace Regional Event Center, 2426 N. Discovery Place Dr. (688-0300) SANTA CLAWS FOR PETS & PEOPLE A local pet-themed holiday event, benefiting local animal rescue nonprofits. Includes Santa pet photos, local vendors on site, adoptable animals, silent auction and more. Nov. 30, 12-2 pm. Free admission.

Lincoln Center, 1316 N. Lincoln St. thelincolncenterspokane.com (327-8000) LANDS COUNCIL HOLIDAY PARTY Help celebrate a successful year in 2014 and kick-off another year of accomplishments. Spport the Lands Council by decorating its community tree. Dec. 3, 6 pm. Hamilton Studio, 1427 W. Dean. landscouncil.org (838-4912) SANDPOINT FESTIVAL OF TREES The community can view decorated trees while enjoying, music, cookies and vis-

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its with Santa, on Family Night, Dec. 4, followed by the Holiday Luncheon, Dec. 5 and ending with a gala on Dec. 6. Proceeds benefit Kinderhaven, a group foster home and emergency shelter for children. Sandpoint Events Center, 515 Pine St. kinderhavensandpoint.com JOURNEY TO BETHLEHEM The South Hill church hosts an annual walk-through presentation of the City of Bethlehem on the night of Jesus’ birth. The set includes 20 hand-painted pieces, live animals and hundreds of costumed actors. Dec. 5, from 6-8 pm; Dec. 6-7, from 5-8 pm. Free.

South Hill Seventh Day Adventist Church, 5607 S. Freya. jtbspokane.org

BREAKFAST WITH SANTA Attend this popular breakfast to tell Santa your holiday wishes before the big day. Preregistration required; event sold out last year. Dec. 6, 8:30-11 am. $5/person. CenterPlace Event Center, 2426 N. Discovery Place Dr. (688-0300) HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS OPEN HOUSE The animals and staff of the Spokane Humane Society host their annual holiday open house. Visit with the dogs, cats and other animals, tour the shelter and the clinic to learn what SHS does to care for the homeless animals of the Spokane area. Dec. 6, 11 am. Free. Spokane Humane Society, 6607 N. Havana St. spokanehumanesociety.org

JINGLE BELL RUN This annual 5K run/ walk is a fundraiser run for the Arthritis Foundation, with holiday-themed costumes encouraged. Registration opens day-of at 8 am. Dec. 6, 10 am. Riverfront Park, 705 N. Howard St. spokanejinglebellrun.kintera.org (294-2959) TEDDY BEAR TEA The library hosts its holiday tradition; bring your favorite stuffed friend for this special storytime with treats. Dec. 6, 11 am. Free. Hillyard Library, 4005 N. Cook St. (444-5331) WINTER BLESSING The Coeur d’Alene Casino’s annual cultural event, offering complimentary frybread and huckleberry jam, a fireworks display (7 pm; south entrance) and more. Dec. 6, 4 pm. Free and open to the public. CdA Casino, 37914 S Hwy 95. cdacasino.com LILAC CITY PEARL HARBOR SURVIVORS The local chapter of the national organization is now down to five surviving members, ages 91-99, who appear together for a brief public ceremony. Dec. 7. Free to attend. Spokane Arena, 720 W. Mallon. spokanearena.com (624-3309) OPERATION SANTA PAWS A fundraiser event benefiting the animals at the Higher Ground Animal Sanctuary. Includes family (pet-friendly) Santa photos, live music, food, pet paw-print tiles made on-site; local vendors, silent auction and pet adoptions. Dec. 7, 11 am-4 pm. Free admission.

The Nest at Kendall Yards, 1335 Summit Pkwy. tinyurl.com/kh33now (869-4426) FAMILY TEDDY BEAR TEA An evening event so the whole family can attend.

Bring your favorite stuffed friend for a special storytime with treats. Dec. 8, 6:30 pm. South Hill Library, 3324 S. Perry. spokanelibrary.org (444-5331) GAISER CONSERVATORY HOLIDAY LIGHTS The annual holiday event at the

conservatory features its lush greenery decked out in thousands of lights. Runs Dec. 12-21, until 7 pm daily. Best viewing after 4 pm. Donations accepted. Manito Park, 1800 S. Grand Blvd. thefriendsofmanito.org (456-8038) WINTER WONDERLAND The Riverside State Park Foundation’s 3rd annual holiday walk, with the swinging bridge decked out in lights. Also includes hay rides, hot chocolate, cider and treats beside a fire pit. Dec. 12-14, from 6-8:30 pm. Discover Pass not required. $5 (ages 3 and under free). Riverside State Park, Bowl & Pitcher. riversidestatepark.org COMMUNITY MEMORIAL TREE Hospice of Spokane hosts a holiday tree, encouraging the public to decorate a white paper dove in memory of a loved one to hang on the tree. No cost. Dec. 13-21.

Free. River Park Square, third floor. 808 W. Main. hospiceofspokane.org.

KIDS HOLIDAY PARADE Local kids are invited to march along Main Ave, starting at the Downtown Library, in their best holiday-themed attire followed by sing along concert and costume awards. Dec. 13. Free. Downtown Library, 906 W. Main Ave. (444-5336) SING-ALONG WITH MUDGY, MILLIE & SANTA Children’s author Susan Nipp leads singing of holiday favorites, with Mudgy Moose, Millie Mouse and Santa Claus, who are also available for informal photos. Dec. 13, 11 am. Free. CdA Public Library, 702 E. Front. cdalibrary.org TEDDY BEAR TEA Bring your favorite stuffed friend for this special storytime tradition with treats. Dec. 13, 11 am; Indian Trail branch. Also Dec. 13, 4 pm; Shadle branch. spokanelibrary.org CHILDREN’S AUTHOR JAN BRETT Auntie’s Bookstore hosts an evening with the

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NYT-bestselling children’s author and illustrator, who presents her new book “The Animal’s Santa.” Dec. 14, 5 pm. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. bingcrosbytheater.com (838-0206) WINTER BREAK SCIENCE CAMPS The theme of this year’s camps are exploring outer space and and making noise.

Offered Dec. 22-23, from 10 am-3:30 pm.

Grades 3-5. Mobius Science Center, 811 W. Main. mobiusspokane.org (321-7133) SCHOOL’S OUT DAY CAMP Holiday break day camps offer activities like swimming, rock climbing, cooking, crafts, games, and more. Ages 6-13. Offered Dec. 22-23 and Dec. 29-30, from 9 am-4 pm. $28-$35. Kroc Center, 1765 W. Golf Course Rd. kroccda.org (208-667-1865) WINTER BREAK COOL CAMPS A winter break activity day camp, hosted by Spokane Valley Parks & Rec, and open to ages 6-11. Dec. 22-23 and Dec. 29-Jan. 2. $32/day; $65/two days; $104/week. spokanevalley.org/recreation (688-0300)

CRAFTS

KILGORE’S COUNTRY KRINGLES ART & GIFT SHOW A vintage art and gift show featuring furniture, holiday decor and more. Tue-Sat from 10 am-5 pm, through Dec. 14. At 31525 N. Liz Lane, Deer Park.

(220-7612) COUNTRY CHRISTMAS SALE Hosted by Two Women Vintage Goods, offering antiques, vintage items, arts and crafts, decor, and more. Nov. 29 from 10 am-5 pm, and Nov. 30 from 10 am-4 pm $4/all weekend.

Moran Prairie Grange, 6006 S. Palouse Hwy. tinyurl.com/kqzzv63 (951-0523) HOLIDAY WREATH MAKING CLASS Use seasonal greens, cones, berries, and twigs to create a festival holiday wreath.

Bring your own personal touches, pruners and any other adornments. Nov. 30 at 2 pm and Dec. 4 at 5:30 pm. $35. Ritter’s Garden & Gift, 10120 N. Division. 4ritter. com/classes (467-5258) LIVING ART WREATH-MAKING A hands-on, outdoor event to create a wreath with evergreens, ribbon, and other decor. Bring any items you wish to add to your wreath. Nov. 30, 1-3 pm. $30.

Manic Moon & More, 1007 W. Augusta. manicmoonandmore.com (413-9101) VINTAGE VIXENS HOLIDAY SHOW A holiday gift show featuring vintage furniture, primitives, paper crafts, jewelry, linens and more. Dec. 5-6, from 9 am-7 pm.

Free. Ritter’s Garden & Gift, 10120 N. Division St. 4ritter.com/home (710-0068) GERMAN CHRISTMAS MARKET The German American Society’s second annual event includes a visit from Santa for the children. Dec. 6, 9 am-5 pm. Free admission. German American Hall, 25 W. Third.

HOLIDAY ARTS & CRAFTS SALE Local artists offering gift items for sale, including handmade jewelry, boiled wool purses, wood block prints, local honey, candles, soap and lotion and more. Residence at 815 E. 36th Ave. Dec. 6, 10 am-5 pm and Dec. 7, 10 am-3 pm. Free admission. Spokane, n/a. (624-3457) WREATH MAKING WORKSHOP The Juniper Berry Studio leads a class on how to make your own wreath. Sign up by Wed, Dec. 3 at RBC or at The Juniper Berry.

Dec. 6, 2 pm. $50, all materials included.

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Community Building, 35 W. Main Ave. festivaloffairtrade.com (448-6561) DAYTON CHRISTMAS KICKOFF The annual small-town holiday celebration includes a lighted parade down main street, shopping at local businesses, and hay rides through town. Nov. 28-29. Free.

Dayton, Wash. historicdayton.com DECEMBER D’LIGHTS The city of Rathdrum’s annual holiday celebration includes a lighted rig parade, community hay rides to view holiday light displays and more. Dec. 5, from 5-8 pm and Dec. 6, from 1-5:30 pm. Free. Rathdrum, Idaho. rathdrumchamberofcommerce.com DECK THE FALLS Events include a treelighting ceremony on Friday, 5 pm; and Saturday’s Arts & Crafts Faire (10 am-4 pm) followed by a performance of the holiday classic “A Christmas Carol” on the theater’s stage (6 pm). Dec. 5-6. Cutter Theatre, 302 Park St., Metaline Falls. cuttertheatre.com (509-446-4108) LIBERTY LAKE WINTER FEST TREE LIGHTING Festivities include hayrides,

live music, photos with Santa, arts/ crafts, turkey bowling, Snowgusta night mini golf and more. Dec. 5, 5:30-8:30 pm. Free. Liberty Lake, libertylakewa. gov/253/Winter-Festival (755-6726) PULLMAN HOLIDAY FEST The annual season kickoff starts with the YMCA Kids Jingle Bell Fun Run (4 pm) and a tree lighting by Tase T. Lentil after the run. Activities continue in the RTOP Theatre on Grand, including local performances and more. Dec. 6, 4-6 pm. Free. Downtown Pullman. pullmanchamber.com WINTER SOLTICE CELEBRATION A celebration honoring Native American Traditions, featuring songs, music, drumming, prayers, a ceremony and more. Hosted by Wolf Clan of Pacific Northwest, an official clan of the Free Cherokee Nation. Dec. 21, 6:30-8:30 pm. Free. Unity Spiritual Center, 2900 S. Bernard. (389-7290) FIRST NIGHT SPOKANE Annual New Year’s Eve winter festival of arts and entertainment in downtown Spokane. Dec. 31, 3 pm-midnight. $15-$18. (981-0971)

FILM

SING-A-LONG: ANNIE, THE MOVIE A fun, family event. Nov. 28, 2 pm. Free.

South Hill Library, 3324 S. Perry. spokanelibrary.org (444-5385) SING-A-LONG MOVIE: ALADDIN Come sing along with Genie, Princess Jasmine and Aladdin. Nov. 29, 2 pm. Free. Downtown Library, 906 W. Main. (444-5300) TOTALLY TUBULAR TUESDAYS The Garland’s classic old-school movie series returns, every Tuesday at 7 pm. See website for each week’s featured film. $2.50. Garland Theater, 924 W. Garland. (327-1050) A CHRISTMAS CAROL & CHRISTMAS IN

CONNECTICUT Screenings of the beloved 1938 version of the holiday classic, and the 1945 romantic comedy. Dec. 7 at 2 pm and 7 pm. Regal Cinemas Northtown and Riverstone CdA. fathomevents.com BING CROSBY HOLIDAY FILM FESTIVAL The 9th annual festival screens the bestloved classic films starring Spokane’s favorite son, Bing Crosby, along with a display of memorabilia and a performance by Bing’s nephew, Howard Crosby. See film schedule online. Dec. 13, 11:30 am-7:30 pm. $8. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague. bingcrosbytheateradvocates.org SING ALONG MOVIE: SOUND OF MUSIC Come sing along with the Julie Andrews in this classic. Dec. 13, 2 pm. Free. Downtown Library, 906 W. Main. (444-5300) DOWNTON ABBEY PREVIEW PARTY The second annual red carpet preview event features a sneak peak of the first hour of season 5 of the British drama, an afternoon tea, prizes, and talks with a historical fashion expert from WSU and Downton’s food set stylist via video chat.

Last year’s event sold out; limited tickets available. Dec. 14, 2-5 pm. $10-$15. Lincoln Center, 1316 N. Lincoln St. ksps.org IRVING BERLIN’S WHITE CHRISTMAS Celebrating the 60th anniversary of the timeless holiday musical, with special screenings on the big screen. Dec. 14 at 2 pm and 7 pm; Dec. 15 at 7 pm. Regal Cinemas Northtown and Riverstone CdA. ELF AT THE BING The Inlander teams up with Catholic Charities to host a benefit screening of the new holiday classic film, Elf. Proceeds benefit the Fatherhood Project of Catholic Charities Spokane.

Dec. 17, 8 pm. $5 suggested donation.

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FOOD & DRINK

NO-LI GUEST TAP THURSDAYS The brewery features a guest tap every Thursday to support other breweries, and usually a rep from the week’s guest brewery is on site to chat about their beer. Visit No-Li’s Facebook page to see who’s on tap. Thurs., 5 pm. Free. No-Li Brewhouse, 1003 E. Trent. (242-2739) BLACK FRIDAY WINE DEALS An array of wines featured from around the world in the Rocket’s version of a “doorbuster specials” tasting without the long lines and stress. Featuring nine wines with cheese and bread. Nov. 28, 7 pm. $20, reservations required. Rocket Market, 726 E. 43rd. rocketmarket.com (343-2253) NO-LI BREWHOUSE TOURS See what goes on behind the scenes and how NoLi’s beer is made. Fridays at 4:30 pm.

Free. No-Li Brewhouse, 1003 E. Trent Ave. nolibrewhouse.com (242-2739) VINO WINE TASTING Nov. 28 tasting features 90+ pt. wines, from 3-6:30 pm.

Nov. 29 tasting features Tero Estates of Walla Walla, from 2-4:30 pm. Tastings include cheese and crackers. $10-$15/

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tasting. Vino!, 222 S. Washington St. vinowine.com (838-1229) HEALTHY HOLIDAY EATING Learn tips to enjoy festive favorites and be healthy.

Light refreshments are served. Dec. 2, 6-7 pm. Free. Deaconess Health Education Center, 910 W. Fifth Ave. (473-5785) FIRE & ICE The Food Network’s “Fire And Ice Mad Scientist,” Pastry Chef Bob Lombardi, shares his expertise utilizing liquid nitrogen to make holiday treats. Dec. 3, 6-8 pm. $59. Inland Northwest Culinary Academy (INCA), 1810 N. Greene. (533-8141) GIRLS PINT OUT: HOPPY HOLIDAYS The Inland NW women’s beer club hosts a holiday get-together, with beer tasting, a

white elephant gift exchange and catered appetizers. Dec. 3, 6-9 pm. $25. Lincoln Center, 1316 N. Lincoln. girlsbeerblog.com SPIRIT OF SPOKANE BEERTOPIA A craft beer event, with music, contests and prizes, featuring beer from local breweries including River City, No-Li, Orlison, Iron Goat, 12 String and more. Dec. 3, 6-9 pm. $5. Black Diamond, 9614 E. Sprague.

SMALL BITES, BIG NIGHTS Chef Laurie Faloon gets us ready to host the best New Year’s Party ever, teaching how to make whiskey-soaked mushrooms; Spanish tomato and spinach pizettes and more. Dec. 5, 6-8 pm. $49. Inland Northwest Culinary Academy (INCA), 1810 N.

Greene St. (533-8141) VINO WINE TASTING Dec. 5 tasting features November’s wine of the month club selections, from 3-6:30 pm. Dec. 6 tasting features “Explore Mourvedres,” from 2-4:30 pm. Tastings include cheese and crackers. $10/tasting. Vino! A Wine Shop, 222 S. Washington St. (838-1229) MOSCOW WINTER MARKET A winter market featuring 30+ food and craft vendors, at the 1912 Center. Saturdays, Dec. 6 and 13, from 10 am-2 pm. 1912 Center, 412 E. Third St. (208-669-2249) SANTACON 2014 A Santa Claus-themed pub crawl through downtown Spokane, taking place in conjunction with hundreds of similar events worldwide. Ages 21+. Starts at O’Doherty’s at 4 pm. Dec. 13. facebook.com/santaconspokane GINGERBREAD BUILD-OFF The annual benefit features teams of local bakers, architects and pastry chefs competing to build the most elaborate gingerbread house, as voted by the public. This year’s theme is “Christmas Carols.” $7 to build your own house. Dec. 14, 10 am-1 pm.

Free to attend. Davenport Hotel, 10 S. Post St. ccckministry.org INVEG MONTHLY COMMUNITY POTLUCK Bring a plant-based (no animal products) dish to share along with an ingredient list, the recipe and your own plates and utensils. Third Sunday of the month (Dec. 21) from 5-7 pm. Community Building, 35 W. Main. inveg.org CHRISTMAS DINNER AT THE DAVENPORT Favorite and traditional holiday dishes from the hotel’s kitchen are served a la carte in the Palm Court Grill and the Safari Room. Reservations suggested.

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MUSIC

THE CAB CALLOWAY ORCHESTRA Founder Cab Calloway’s grandson Calloway Brooks now leads the legendary band. Nov. 29, 7:30 pm. $35-$45. Northern Quest Casino, 100 N. Hayford Rd. northernquest.com (242-7000) THE SHOOK TWINS: HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS The twins host their annual, Thanksgiving weekend concert, featuring special guest John Craigie. Nov. 29, 7:30 pm. $12/$15. Panida Theater, 300 N. First, Sandpoint. panida.org (208-255-7801) SFCC SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Annual fall quarter concert, under the direction of Shelley Rotz. Dec. 1, 7 pm. SFCC, 3410 W. Fort George Wright Dr. (533-3500) CELTIC WOMAN: HOME FOR CHRISTMAS The all-female vocal ensemble performs a mix of Celtic, new age, and contemporary music. Dec. 2-3, 7 pm. $45-$75. Northern Quest Casino, 100 N. Hayford. northernquest.com (242-7000) SFCC CHORAL CONCERT Annual fall quarter concert, under the direction of Nathan Lansing. Dec. 2, 7 pm. SFCC, 3410 W. Fort George Wright Dr. (533-3500) EWU STRING ORCHESTRA A program of Baroque music featuring guest cellist Jennifer Morsches. Dec. 3, 7:30 pm. $2$5; free/staff, students. EWU, 526 Fifth St, Cheney. (359-2898) SFCC JAZZ NIGHT CONCERT Annual fall quarter concert, under the direction of Danny McCollim and Kevin Woods.

Dec. 3, 7 pm. SFCC, 3410 W. Fort George Wright Dr. (533-3500) EWU CHOIRS HOLIDAY CONCERT Performances by the Symphonic Choir, Concert Choir and guitar ensemble, including an audience sing-a-long. $3-$5; free/

students with ID. Dec. 4, 7:30 pm. Central Lutheran, 512 S. Bernard St. (359-2241) PHILIP AABERG A holiday concert featuring the Grammy- and Emmy-nominated pianist and composer, performing from his High Plains Christmas album and more. Dec. 4, 7:30 pm. $25. Kroc Center, 1765 W. Golf Course Rd. kroccda.org SPOKANE SYMPHONY: THE NUTCRACKER The performance features the State Street Ballet, 75 local dancers and live music performed by the Spokane Symphony Orchestra. Dec. 4-6 at 7:30 pm, also Dec. 6-7 at 2 pm. $25-$75/adult; $12.50-$30/children. Martin Woldson Theater at The Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. foxtheaterspokane.com (624-1200) COEUR D’ALENE SYMPHONY “Christmas At The Kroc” features Tchaikovsky’s “Suite #3” and other holiday classics.

Dec. 5 at 7:30 pm, Dec. 6 at 2 pm. $16$27. Kroc Center, 1765 W. Golf Course Rd. cdasymphony.org (208-660-2958) CELTIC HOLIDAY FT. GEOFFREY CASTLE The pioneer of the electric six-string violin, rose to play in the Tony Award– winning Broadway production of M. Butterfly. Dec. 6, 7:30 pm. $8-$16. Jones Theatre at Daggy Hall, WSU Pullman. performingarts.wsu.edu (335-8522) HEIDI MULLER & BOB WEBB Contemporary folk music. Dec. 6, 7-9 pm. Unitarian Universalist Church, 4340 W. Fort George Wright Dr. uuspokane.org (325-6283) PAGES OF HARMONY CHRISTMAS CABARET A dinner-concert by the local a-capella group. Dinner at 6 pm, doors open at 5:30 pm. Dec. 6. $10-$18. Southside Senior & Community Center, 3151 E. 27th Ave. sssac.org (869-6105) SOUND OF MUSIC SING-A-LONG The annual screening of the classic film in-

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cludes subtitles to sing along, and prop bags to be used throughout the film. Also includes a costume contest. Dec. 6, 7 pm. $25. INB Performing Arts Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. inbpac.com SOUNDS OF CHRISTMAS Join the NIC musical family for its annual Christmas celebration. Dec. 6 at 7:30 pm, Dec. 7 at 2 pm. North Idaho College, 1000 W. Garden Ave. (208-769-3300) SPOKANE JAZZ ORCHESTRA: CHRISTMAS IN NY A holiday-themed program featuring guest vocalist Charlotte Carruthers. Dec. 6, 7:30 pm. $24-$26.50.

Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. spokanejazz.org (435-5168) AVE! Annual holiday concert by students of the Holy Names Music School, with a reception to follow. Dec. 7, 2 pm. Free, donations accepted. Convent of the Holy Names, 2911 W. Fort George Wright Dr. hnmc.org (326-9516) EWU JAZZ HOLIDAY CONCERT Concert includes jazz arrangements of seasonal favorites. $3-$5; free/EWU students with ID are free. Dec. 7, 2:30 pm. Central Lutheran Church, 512 S. Bernard. (359-2241) GONZAGA SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA A winter program conducted by Kevin Hek-

matpanah, including pieces by Wagner, Tchaikovsky and Dvořák. Also features internationally-acclaimed soloist SungWon Yang. Dec. 8, 7:30 pm. $10-$13. Martin Woldson Theater at The Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. gonzagasymphonyorchestra.com SINGING NUNS CHRISTMAS CONCERT The traditional Catholic Sisters from Spokane’s St. Michael’s Convent perform.

Dec. 10 and 11 at 2 pm and 7:30 pm both days. $16-$20. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. (227-7404) BLUE SUEDE CHRISTMAS Scot Bruce’s holiday tribute to Elvis Presley, featuring holiday favorites and Christmas songs recorded by Elvis. Dec. 11, 7 pm. $15-$25.

Coeur d’Alene Casino, 37914 S Hwy 95. cdacasino.com (1-800-523-2464) MICHAEL LONDRA’S CELTIC YULETIDE “Christmas from Ireland” features traditional Irish song, dance and classic stories by the former lead voice of Riverdance on Broadway. Dec. 12, 7:30 pm. $45. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. bingcrosbytheater.com (227-7404) WASHINGTON IDAHO SYMPHONY HANDEL’S MESSIAH The Symphony’s annual holiday concert. Dec. 13, 7:30 pm. $10-$25. Jones Theatre at Daggy Hall, WSU Pullman. (335-8522) WHITWORTH UNIVERSITY CHRISTMAS FESTIVAL Candlelight concerts presented by 120+ student performers, with student-instrumentalists and narrators.

Dec. 13 at 8 pm and Dec. 14 at 3 pm. $15$18. Martin Woldson Theater at The Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. foxtheaterspokane.com NORTHWEST SACRED MUSIC CHORALE A holiday concert featuring carols and spirituals, and ending with “Twelve Days of Christmas.” Dec. 17 at 5 pm and 8 pm.

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FRIENDS OF SIRONKA: A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Maasai shepherds from Africa partake in a celebratory performance of the holiday. Dec. 18, 7:30 pm. $7/kids 12 and under; $10-$15/adults. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague. (227-7404) MICHAEL W. SMITH: CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR The vocalist performs selections from his new Christmas album, along with classic favorites. Dec. 18, 7 pm. $45-$75. INB Performing Arts Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. inbpac.com UPPER COLUMBIA ACADEMY CHRISTMAS CONCERT The school’s music department presents its seventh annual holiday concert, themed around the song “Jesus, Joy of Man’s Desiring.” Dec. 18, 7:30 pm. Free and open to the public.

Martin Woldson Theater at The Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. (624-1200) HARMONY FOR THE HOLIDAYS A musical benefit in support of the Catholic Charities Foundation featuring internationally-acclaimed singers and local artists. Dec. 19, 8 pm. $25. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. (358-4255) SPOKANE SYMPHONY SUPERPOPS “Holiday Pops” features resident conductor Morihiko Nakahara leading a selection of festive music (old and new), the popular audience sing-along, and a visit from Santa. Dec. 20 at 8 pm and Dec. 21 at 2 pm. $28-$62. Martin Woldson Theater at The Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. spokanesymphony.org (624-1200) CHRISTMAS AT THE BING A fundraiser performance featuring the Clarion Brass Choir and vocalists Abbey Crawford, Doug Dawson, Andrea Olsen, Darnelle Preston and Jim Swoboda. Dec. 21, 7:30 pm. $15-$20. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. (325-2507) CLARION BRASS: THIS IS WHAT CHRISTMAS SOUNDS LIKE Spokane’s virtuoso brass masters perform their quirky, playful and original take on seasonal favorites. $20. Dec. 22, at 7:30 pm; St. John’s Cathedral, Spokane. Also Dec. 23, at 7:30 pm, Kroc Center, CdA. figarotunes.com PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ The annual gala benefits the Spokane Symphony, and features music by the Master Class Jazz Orchestra, free dance lessons and a

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midnight champagne toast. Black tie preferred. Dec. 31, 9:30 pm. $85/person.

Davenport Hotel, 10 S. Post St. spokanesymphony.org (624-1200) SPOKANE SYMPHONY NEW YEAR’S EVE SPECIAL The Symphony Orchestra and Chorale kick off New Year’s Eve with their annual performance of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, a German tradition introduced to Spokane by musical director Eckart Preu. Dec. 31, 7:30-9 pm. $23-$28/ adults, $16/youth. Martin Woldson Theater at The Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. spokanesymphony.org (624-1200)

$20 lift tickets. Mt. Spokane Ski & Snowboard Park, 29500 N. Mt. Spokane Park Dr. mtspokane.com (509-238-2220) LOOKOUT HOLIDAY GAMES The mountain hosts a kids rail jam contest, along with the inaugural Stocking Stuffer Races and an ugly sweater contest in the Loft bar. Dec. 20-21. Lookout Pass Ski & Recreation Area, I-90 Exit 0. skilookout.com SKI WITH SANTA The Big Man in Red takes a break before the big day to fit in a few runs, with a Balloon Parade on Christmas Eve. Dec. 23-24. Schweitzer Mountain Resort, Sandpoint. (208-263-9555)

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SKI INSTRUCTOR CLINIC Lookout Pass hosts its annual preseason professional clinic for aspiring ski instructors. Nov. 2930. Lookout Pass Ski & Recreation Area, I-90 Exit 0. skilookout.com WSU U-REC GEAR SWAP The 40th annual event offers new and used gear for sale. Dec. 5 from 6-9 pm and Dec. 6, from 9 am-noon. $1 admission. Hollingberry Fieldhouse, WSU Pullman. skiswap.wsu.edu MT. SPOKANE SCHEDULED OPENING DAY Stay tuned to the snow report to see if this Saturday marks the opening of the 2014-15 season. Dec. 6. Mt. Spokane Ski & Snowboard Park, 29500 N. Mt. Spokane Park Dr. mtspokane.com (238-2220) WINTERFEST AT TURNBULL The Friends of Turnbull hosts an elk tour, a chili contest and a program about bears by the WSU Bear Center. Reservations required for elk tours. Dec. 6, 9 am-1 pm. Free; donations accepted. Turnbull National Wildlife Refuge, 26010 S. Smith Rd. fws. gov/refuge/turnbull (235-4723) GONZAGA VS. WSU Gonzaga and WSU last played in the Spokane Arena on Nov. 29, 1999, when the Bulldogs took a 7363 victory in Gonzaga head coach Mark Few’s first season at the helm. Dec. 10, 8 pm. [SOLD OUT, televised on ESPNU].

NIGHT SKIING KICKOFF PARTY Bringing the first night skiing event of the season in with a bang, the snowy runs will glow under the night lights. Also includes live music, a s’mores party and Terrain Park etiquette event. Dec. 19, 3:30-9:30 pm.

Ballet School, 3201 N. Argonne Rd. companyballetspokane.com (509-869-5573) EUGENE BALLET: THE NUTCRACKER The magical holiday classic is presented

by Festival Dance & Performing Arts Association, in residence at the University of Idaho. Dec. 14, 3 pm. $14-$30. Beasley Coliseum, 225 N. Grand Ave. festivaldance.org (509-335-3525) EUGENE BALLET: THE NUTCRACKER The annual Sandpoint tradition is back, featuring the classic holiday story performed by the Eugene Ballet Company.

Dec. 15, 7 pm. $10-$20. Panida Theater, 300 N. First Ave. (208-255-7801) BALLET ARTS ACADEMY JR COMPANY Performance as part of First Night Spokane, feature a story ballet performed by dancers, ages 11-14. Dec. 31, 4 pm and 5 pm. Convention Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. balletartsacademy.com FESTIVAL OF DANCE Performance by Ballet Arts Academy’s senior company.

Dec. 31 at 7:45 pm and 9:30 pm as part of First Night Spokane. (Admission with First Night button.) Dec. 31. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. balletartsacademy.com (509-227-7404)

SPOKANE POETRY SLAM Competitive performance poetry, in which poets are judged by 5 audience judges, chosen at random; winner gets a $50 prize. Held the third Monday of the month at 8 pm; doors open at 7 pm. $5. The Bartlett, 228 W. Sprague. spokanepoetryslam.org THE TRUMPET OF THE SWAN Tiger Drama’s production combines classic storytelling, ballet, theatre, and a live, full symphonic student orchestra. Dec. 5-6 at 7pm. $10. Lewis & Clark High School, 521 W. Fourth Ave. tigerdrama.com 3 MINUTE MIC Spokane Poetry Slam’s monthly poetry open mic event. Every first Friday, at 7 pm. Free. Auntie’s, 402 W. Main. spokanepoetryslam.org THE RESILIENCY PROJECT An initiative of the nonprofit Youth for Christ giving young people from West Central and Hillyard a platform to share their stories through creative arts. Dec. 3, 6 pm. $20.

Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. bingcrosbytheater.com (327-7721) ARCANA: AN EVENING OF DANCE & SPECTACLE Performance by Picaresque, a belly dance troupe specializing in tribal fusion dance. Arcana features guests MALIDOMA! World Dance, hoop artist Natale Szabo, belly dancers Nickie Shek and Vexx, and the aerial arts troupe Vertical Elements. Dec. 13, 6-7:45 pm. $10.

The Bartlett, 228 W. Sprague Ave. tinyurl. com/melklg8 LES PATINEURS Reception and auction to follow the performance. Dec. 13 at 2 and 7 pm, Dec. 14 at 2 pm. $12. Company

ALL IS CALM A musical adaptation based on true events of the Christmas Truce of 1914, 100 years ago, at the Western front of WWI. Through Dec. 21, Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $17-$25. The Modern Theater Coeur d’Alene, 1320 E. Garden Ave. themoderntheater.org I REMEMBER CHRISTMAS: A CHRISTMAS REVUE A holiday production featuring Ellen Travolta, Margaret Travolta, Jack Bannon, Patrick Treadway and Katherine Strohmaier. Directed by Troy Nickerson.

Nov. 28-Dec. 21, Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 5 pm. $25. Coeur d’Alene Resort, 115 S. 2nd. cdachristmas.com (866-835-3025) A CHRISTMAS CAROL: THE MUSICAL The holiday classic holiday tale of love and redemption, directed by the Civic’s artistic director Keith Dixon. Through Dec. 20; Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm (except. Sat, Dec. 20 at 2 pm). Dec. 10 show ($35) benefits the Northeast Community Center; Dec. 17 show ($35) benefits the Holy Names Music Center. $22-$30. Spokane Civic Theatre, 1020 N. Howard. spokanecivictheatre.com THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER A comedy classic about a couple struggling to put on a church Christmas pageant. Through Dec. 14, Fri-Sun, times vary. $8-$12. Spokane Children’s Theatre, 2727 N. Madelia. spokanechildrenstheatre.org HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS: THE MUSICAL The Broadway musical adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ classic story. Nov. 26 and 28-30, show times vary. $27.50$72.50. INB Performing Arts Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. inbpac.com A CHRISTMAS CAROL The holiday classic captures the magic and menace of Dicken’s story in spectacular form. Dec. 2-20; Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $5-$15.

University of Idaho Hartung Theater, 6th & Stadium Way. (208-885-6465) OUR TOWN Thornton Wilder’s classic play follows the Webb and Gibbs families in the small town of Grover’s Corners.

Dec. 4-13; Thur-Fri at 7:30 pm, Sat at 2 pm. $5-$10. WSU Pullman. performingarts.wsu.edu (509-335-3564) SHATNER’S WORLD A one-man performance by the renowned actor, featuring jokes, storytelling and songs. Meet-andgreet opportunities available. Dec. 4, 7:30 pm. $42.50-$152.50. INB Performing Arts Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. inbpac.com (800-325-7328)

FRUITCAKES Holiday comedy. Dec. 5-14, Fri-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $12.

Pullman Civic Theatre, 1220 NW Nye St. (509-332-8406) IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE A reader’s theater production by StageWest Community Theater. Dec. 5-14; Fri-Sat at 7 pm, Sun at 3 pm. Dinner theater show Dec. 13 at 6 pm ($25). $5-$12. Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 639 Elm St. (235-2441) A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS Performance of the classic story, based on the TV special of the same name, by students in the Civic’s Winter Academy program.

Dec. 6 at 1 pm and 3 pm; Dec. 7 at 7 pm followed by a silent auction benefit. $5$15. Spokane Civic Theatre, 1020 N. Howard. spokanecivictheatre.com (325-2507) STOCKING STUFFERS A holidaythemed, comedy performance. Dec. 1120, Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 3 pm. $8-$12. Liberty Lake Community Theatre, 22910 E. Appleway Ave. (342-2055) TRADITIONS OF CHRISTMAS A musical performance of Christmas songs and traditions from around the world, with 80+ local dancers/performers. Dec. 11-21, Thur-Sun at 7 pm. $20-$33. Kroc Center, 1765 W. Golf Course Rd. traditionsofchristmasnw.com (208-391-2867) CHRISTMAS AT SIXTH STREET Wallace’s Sixth Street Theater hosts an evening of holiday music and entertainment in a program written and directed by Sean Shelley. Dec. 12 at 7 pm, Dec. 13-14 at 2 pm. $16-$18. Sixth Street Theater, 212 Sixth. sixthstreetmelodrama.com A CHRISTMAS CAROL Performance of the classic Dicken’s story. Dec. 12-14 and 19-20; Fri-Sat at 7 pm, Sun at 3 pm. $5$12. Pend Oreille Playhouse, 240 N. Union Ave, Newport. pendoreilleplayers.org IGNITE THEATRE CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION An original production by local playwright Gary Edwards and directed by Kim Roberts. Event also includes a raffle and special holiday concessions. Dec. 1214, Fri-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. By donation. Ignite Community Theatre, 10814 E. Broadway Ave. ignitetheatre.org IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE Members of the local children’s theater perform a stage adaptation of the classic holiday film. Dec. 12-21, Thur-Sat at 7 pm, Sat at 3 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $7.25-$9.25. Theater Arts for Children, 2114 N. Pines. (892-5413) DINNER & A SHOW The Empire Theatre Company presents its “Dinner and a Show” series with a holiday theme. Dec. 17-20, at 5 pm. $50. Lincoln Center, 1316 N. Lincoln St. etcspokane.com MODERN THEATER PRESENTS: RENT The newly-named theater and Friends of the Bing present performances of the first four Tony Award-winning musicals.

Dec. 26-27 at 8 pm. $25. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague. (227-7404)

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UNIQUE GIFTS SHOW The JACC’s holiday show, featuring gift-giving items and more. Gallery open Mon-Fri from 10 am-5 pm. Show runs through Jan. 2. Free.

Jacklin Arts & Cultural Center, 405 N. William St, Post Falls. thejacklincenter.org HANDMADE ORNAMENT SHOW Annual holiday event. Nov. 28-30. Spokane Art School, 809 W. Garland. spokaneartschool.net (325-3001) PAINT A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT Local artist Cheryl Halverson hosts a class in which participants paint a holiday ornament. Light refreshments provided.

Reservations requested; limited space available. Nov. 29, 4-6 pm. $12, materials included. Avenue West Gallery, 707 W. Main. avenuewestgallery.org (838-4999)

FINE ARTS & CRAFTS OPEN HOUSE Featuring handmade work for sale by CdA-area artisans. Nov. 30, 12-4 pm. Free admission. At the home of Kathy Gale and Dell Hatch, 6775 N. Davenport St, Dalton Gardens, Idaho. (208-661-0703) HOLIDAYS IN ART A show featuring rare secondary art of artists such as Lyman, Doolittle, Bateman and others. Dec. 2-23; holiday party and open house Dec. 11 from 5-8 pm. Open Tues-Fri, 10 am-5 pm; Sat, 10 am-2 pm. Pacific Flyway Gallery, 409 S. Dishman Mica Rd. (509-747-0812) 30-30-30 The Moscow Art Commission’s annual art show features 900 pieces, made by 30 artists, one a day over 30 days. All pieces are for sale for $30 each.

Artist reception Dec. 3, from 5-7 pm. Art viewing Dec. 4, 12-7 pm and Dec. 5, 8 am-3 pm. Sale Dec. 5, from 4:05-7 pm.

Includes live music, refreshments and a no-host bar. Third Street Gallery, City Hall, 206 E. Third St. ci.moscow.id.us/art 16TH ANNUAL SMALL ARTWORKS INVITATIONAL The annual invitational showcases work by 31 local artists created especially for the show, all smaller than 12-inches in dimension. Dec. 5-Jan. 3; opening reception Dec. 5 from 5-8 pm.

Gallery hours Tues-Sat from 11 am-6 pm.

Free admission. Art Spirit Gallery, 415 Sherman Ave. theartspiritgallery.com FIRST FRIDAY Local artists’ work is on display in new gallery shows for the month of December, with participating businesses and venues hosting receptions, live music and more. Dec. 5, 5-8 pm. Free. Details at Inlander.com/FirstFriday.

VISIONS OF SUGAR PLUMS Art sale featuring the works of local artists Louise Kodis, Gay Waldman, Chemyn Kodis, Dakota DuBois and Wendy Zupan. Dec. 6, 10 am-5 pm. Free. Wendy Zupan Designs, 2704 S. Stone St. wendyzupan.com MIDWEEK MONET PAINT PARTIES Local artist Chelsea Cordova provides a stepby-step introduction to acrylic painting, with themes ranging from landscapes to still life to abstracts. Glass of wine included in admission; all supplies provided.

Upcoming classes Dec. 10, Jan. 7 and Jan. 21, from 5:30-8:30 pm. $40/class. Jacklin Arts & Cultural Center, 405 N. William St. thejacklincenter.org (208-457-8950) COEUR D’ALENE ARTWALK Monthly art showcase throughout downtown galleries and businesses. Dec. 12, from 5-8 pm.

Free. Downtown CdA. artsincda.org HOLIDAY ARTISTS RECEPTION Meet local artists, shop for gifts and learn the stories behind artists’ work. Dec. 13, 5:308 pm. Free. Art Works Gallery, 214 N. First Ave. (208-660-3825)

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INDIES FIRST All day Auntie’s hosts local and regional authors and artists to celebrate independent bookstore day. Staff are also handing out “Grinch” passports for a special scavenger hunt, from 11 am-3 pm. Nov. 29. Auntie’s Bookstore, 402 W. Main Ave. auntiesbooks.com INLANDER HISTORIES A reading by writers featured in the new collection “Inlander Histories, Vol. 1,” which features previously published cover stories from the Inlander, chronicling our region’s history and culture. Dec. 8, 7 pm. Free.

Auntie’s Bookstore, 402 W. Main Ave. auntiesbooks.com (838-0206) ST. JOHN’S CATHEDRAL TOURS Guided tours of the cut-stone, English Gothic Revival cathedral designed by Spokanite Harold C. Whitehouse. Tours offered Wed, Fri and Sat, from 11 am-2 pm. Free.

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“The Other Asian Food,” continued... as house specialties. Yaki mandu wontons are stuffed with shredded chicken and served with tangy soy scallion dipping sauce. Kim bap, the Korean take on sushi, is served warm and filled with rice, radish pickles, fish cake, cucumber and beef. Sweet potato chap chae noodles tossed with vegetables, beef, black pepper and sesame are a favorite of the younger set.

In Korea, nose-to-tail cooking is common. Though House of Seoul offers tripe, the menu focuses less on organ meat and more on select cuts. A towering pile of perfectly grilled kalbi short ribs is savory and aromatic. Hot, spicy pork ribs are gingery, meaty and slightly sweet. Fiery kimchi jjigae, a classic stew consisting of pork, kimchi, noodles and tofu, arrives bubbling wildly in a stone pot and is not for the faint of heart.

Guests are treated to complimentary banchan, small side dishes that accompany all main dishes. There are endless types of banchan, and House of Seoul features cucumber, cabbage, and daikon kimchi, sweet pressed fish cakes, broccoli in paprika mayonnaise, soybean sprouts in sesame oil, and shredded potatoes, to name a few.

Choi and Kim have seen a steady increase in business over the years.

“People come from all over… Spokane, Colville, even Canada. One guy from Texas comes here for the kalbi,” says Kim.

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“This is home-cooked food, from the heart,” says Kim. Kim’s bibimbab is a flawlessly prepared and healthy combination of rice, shiitake mushrooms, steamed spinach, julienned zucchini and carrots, minced beef, daikon kimchi and cabbage, topped with seaweed bits and a perfectly fried soft egg. Gochuchang, a thick and spicy fermented soybean sauce, is served on the side.

Though it may seem a tragedy to destroy such a beautiful presentation, the ritual of adding a dollop of gochuchang and wildly stirring the bibimbab to mix is part of the fun.

Gorigomtang is unlike any other dish on the menu. This restorative soup showcases fall-off-the-bone oxtail in a thick bone broth dotted with scallions. Barbequed pike kkongchigui is served over a bed of cabbage and scallions with a tangy sauce. Popular jeyookbokkeum, a spicy and saucy stir-fry of squid and vegetables, has a cult following.

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In a corner of the South Hill Regal Plaza where the new Target went up, Anthony’s Beach Café opened its doors at the end of October. Both restaurants are part of a family of Anthony’s restaurants that originated in Bellevue in 1969 and now have locations throughout the Pacific Northwest, each falling into one of three categories: dinner houses, casual dining and to-go fish-and-chip bars. Anthony’s at the Falls lands in the fine dining group; Anthony’s Beach Café is in the middle as a casual, sit-down restaurant.

The café may not have a waterfront view like its older brother, but the inside exudes a charming, carefreeday-at-the-beach atmosphere. Framed vintage bathing suits, wooden paddles and water skis surround the dining area. An upright boat displays the liquor behind the bar.

Bright, striped umbrellas dangling from the ceiling and walls remind you to “Relax, you’re on beach time.”

I took a seat at the long, wooden counter facing the exhibition kitchen where you can look up at the mirror

Anthony’s Beach Cafe General Manager Andrew Miller shows off cuisine at the newly opened South Hill seafood spot. ASHLEY TOMLINSON PHOTO ceiling, looking down on everything cooking. From the lunch menu, I ordered a Wild Alaska Salmon Burger ($12) that came out juicy and smeared with sun-dried tomato basil mayo, clasped in a warm potato bun. It was accompanied by a basket with skinny French fries you can dip in endless tartar sauce and paired with a huckleberry lemonade ($4.50) made in-house with huckleberry sauce, which means actual berries bobbing around the glass.

Pan-fried Idaho rainbow trout ($13), a mahi mahi taco and chowder ($11) and Alaska Cod ‘n Chips ($11)

cooked with panko for a crispier finish are a few of the other items on the lunch menu. If you come in for dinner, you’ll find a similar selection, though dishes cost a few dollars more for larger portions and the sandwich list is replaced by “Turf” items like a flat iron steak ($18) flavored with chipotle lime butter and cranberry relish or the Surf and Turf ($23), top sirloin and barbecued garlic prawns.  Anthony’s Beach Café • 2912 E. Palouse Hwy. • Open daily, 11 am-9 pm • anthonys.com • 448-0668

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f you’re a longtime West Central denizen who spent some nights in the Broadway Bar and Grill, you’ll be pleased to know that the spot has reopened again as a bar. But you probably won’t recognize a thing once you open the door.

The former dive bar has been overhauled, both physically and gastronomically, into the Backyard Public House, a spot that exudes the feel of a neighborhood pub that serves the sort of creative (yet affordable) cuisine that might come as a surprise. With an interior featuring walls of reclaimed wood from Kettle Falls, high wooden tables

and warm lighting, there’s a comforting vibe that’s easy to sink into.

“We’re a public house. I know people use that term a lot, but we’re here for the neighborhood and the sort of people who like good food and craft beer,” says Matt Goodwin, an owner or partner in several other Spokane restaurants, including Press on the South Hill and the Boiler Room craft pizza eatery in North Spokane.

For this venture, Goodwin teamed up with former Press bartender Megan Warner, who serves as the Backyard’s operating partner, running the bar’s day-to-day, as

well as Jordan and Whitney Tampien, who provided the real estate know-how to get the space ready for business.

Goodwin says the biggest boon for the business was getting three chefs from the upper South Hill fine dining mainstay Luna to operate the kitchen.

“We got really lucky to have all three of them on board,” he says.

Those chefs, Eric Biondi, Peter Rolando and Manuel Martinez, developed an eclectic menu that focuses on upscale takes on comfort food items like chicken and waffles, mac and cheese and an appetizer list consisting of pretzel sticks, street tacos, chorizo cheese sauce-covered nachos and more.

The Backyard, currently a 21-and-up bar, sources food from neighborhood outlets like Indaba coffee, Alpine Bistro and Central Food, and Goodwin says they aim to be part of what’s beginning to become a noticeable turnaround for that area of West Central.

“We’re trying to incorporate as much of the neighborhood as possible. We’re committed to bringing up this neighborhood,” says Goodwin.

Come summer, the bar — named both for its location on the backside of Kendall Yards and its expansive rear area — will feature seating for 72 on its expansive patio, where you’ll also find an outdoor bar and live music.

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Safely Outrageous

What Horrible Bosses 2 doesn’t bother bringing to the table is all that much creatively funny stuff for them to do. Co-writer/director Sean Anders (Sex Drive, We’re the Millers) — taking over from director Seth Gordon and a writing team including John Francis Daley and Jonathan M. Goldstein — goes all-in on the gay panic humor after the aforementioned shower sequence, with gags predicated on prison rape and being horrified at being misunderstood to be gay, and so on and so forth. The climax involves an extended car chase with a couple of genuinely solid joke concepts, but the humor is predicated largely on the stars’ frantic responses to situations that aren’t particularly interesting. It’s a movie dependent (Christoph Waltz) and his son, Rex (Chris Pine) to get on mistakenly equating the hilarity of a scene with how them started. But when Bert deliberately screws them on loudly everyone in that scene acts. their deal — forcing them into a foreclosure where he can But the bigger problem is that Horrible Bosses 2 is of swoop in and cash in — the friends turn to an option that that subgenre of comedies that pose as “transgressive,” conveniently combines revenge with fiscal yet are in many ways deeply conservapracticality: kidnapping Rex and using HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 tive. It may be naughty-sounding when the ransom money to save their business. the movie drops a punch line about sexual Rated R Because it’s part of the sequel packgratification through excretory functions, Directed by Sean Anders age, Horrible Bosses alums Kevin Spacey or a guy is berated for having “no balls,” or Starring Jason Bateman, Jason (as Bateman’s now-jailed ex-boss), Jenwhen you get a handful of those gay-panic Sudeikis, Charlie Day nifer Aniston (as Day’s sex-addict, manjokes, but it’s not risk-taking. They’re eating ex-boss) and Jamie Foxx (as shady jokes you would have laughed at in middle underworld contact Motherf----- Jones) also return, for school, thrown into an R-rated package. reasons with varying degrees of plausibility. But it’s really That doesn’t mean you’re not going to laugh at some all about the chemistry between Bateman, Sudeikis and of those jokes — or maybe even more than some of them Day — and while everyone’s mileage may vary, especially — especially if the cast clicks and bounces off one another where Day is concerned, there’s a terrific chemistry at like the main trio (plus Pine) do here. There’s just a work between them. Their overlapping nervous chatter difference between a funny movie and funny people in a has an almost musical quality, a three-part harmony of movie — and that difference is a script that makes more idiocy that’s greater than the sum of the actors’ individual than a token effort. Horrible Bosses 2 counts on you chuckparts. Throw in Pine’s terrific work as a kind of paraling at the suggestion that one guy is jerking another digm of the entitled scion douchebag, and there’s enough guy, when it’s spending just as much time simply jerking energy here to provide plenty of laughs. around. 

Horrible Bosses 2 depends on the most predictable kind of transgressive humor

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n the opening scene of Horrible Bosses 2, our returning protagonist trio — Nick (Jason Bateman), Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) and Dale (Charlie Day) — appear on a happy-talk Los Angeles morning news show to promote their entrepreneurial idea, a shower head that includes a shampoo dispenser. Kurt stands in a makeshift shower in the studio to demonstrate the device, but darn it, the water won’t work. So Dale goes behind the pebbled-glass shower to manually pump the water — in such a way that it appears his silhouetted form is performing a pleasurable act on his friend.

If that sounds like a hilarious gag — one that you didn’t think was exhausted already after three different Austin Powers movies employed slight variations on that same theme — then boy, are you the audience for Horrible Bosses 2. Because here’s a comedy built on a theoretical notion of outrageousness that actually paints within the narrowest possible notions of outrageous. Did they just go there? Well, of course they did.

Unlike the murder-based plot of the original film, this one involves crime with a slightly less permanent intended consequence. Seeking to raise funds for their business, our heroes turn to venture capitalist Bert Hanson

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Seeking to raise funds for their business, a trio played by Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day turn to venture capitalist Bert Hanson (Christoph Waltz) and his son Rex (Chris Pine) to get them started. But when Bert deliberately screws them on their deal — forcing them into a foreclosure where he can swoop in and cash in — the friends turn to an option that conveniently combines revenge with fiscal practicality: kidnapping Rex and using the ransom money to save their business. (SR) Rated R

PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR

If you haven’t had enough of the Madagascar movies, don’t worry — they’re certainly not finished making them.

While following the story of the four penguins and how they came to be a team, we find out about their lives as secret agents and their responsibility

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As expected, they join up with other animal friends, make jokes that adults will find funny and have many misadventures in cities all over the world.

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THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING

The Theory of Everything delicately observes the boundless universe of love’s possibilities — what we’re willing to give, what we’re willing to take, what we’re willing to endure. Inspired

by Jane Wilde Hawking’s memoir about her life with former husband Stephen Hawking, the brilliant theoretical physicist (A Brief History of Time) diagnosed with motor neuron disease at age 21, the film’s heart beats with a romantic optimism, even when each of them finds new soulmates and their union ends. (SD) Rated PG-13

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Yeah, everybody does yoga these days, but it didn’t always used to be that way. This documentary tells the story of Paramahansa Yogananda, who brought the ancient art to the Western world in the 1920s and also penned The Autobiography of a Yogi.

Without him, your Saturday mornings would probably have a lot less downward dog. At Magic Lantern (MB) Rated PG

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Boy genius Hiro Hamada (Ryan Potter) spends his time illegally hustling in robot fights until his brother shows him his college science lab where his buddies are making astounding inventions under the tutelage of professor Robert Callaghan (James Cromwell). But after tragedy strikes, Hiro accidentally activates Tadashi’s project — a marshmallow-puffy medical robot named Baymax (Scott Adsit). Together they discover Hiro’s microbots were stolen by a Kabuki mask-wearing villain who plans to use them for destruction. (SS) Rated PG ...continued on next page

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After good work in lots of small supporting roles over the past couple of decades, Michael Keaton gets back to work as a former franchise movie star now trying to make a comeback on the Broadway stage, but finding obstacles everywhere, many of them in his own head. He’s accompanied by a great cast, including Naomi Watts and Emma Stone, but the most sparks fly in Keaton’s scenes with a Method-mad actor played by Edward Norton. (ES) Rated R

DUMB AND DUMBER TO

A mere two decades after Harry and Lloyd executed the dumbest crosscountry road trip in history, Jeff Daniels (Harry) and Jim Carrey (Lloyd) are back for another asinine adventure — this time to track down Harry’s long-lost daughter. Unlike the unsuccessful 2003 prequel, the writing/directing Farrelly brothers are on board for this one along with the original stars. The question is, will the fans who wanted a sequel back in the ’90s be back as well? (DN) Rated PG-13

ELSA & FRED

Fred (Christopher Plummer) is an elderly curmudgeon who spends most of his time shut inside his apartment after the death of his wife. But then he meets Elsa (Shirley MacLaine), another tenant of his building, who forces him out to experience the world. Soon, Fred is indulging in Elsa’s fantastical lifestyle and when he learns of her terminal illness, he sets out to make one of her lifelong wishes come true. At Magic Lantern.

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The five-man crew of the U.S. Sherman tank nicknamed “Fury” is in a hell of a mess: broken down and alone in the middle of a German battlefield in April 1945, one member of the team already dead and the odds of survival looking bleak. They’re forced to band together behind their sadistic leader (Brad Pitt), who goes by the name “Wardaddy” and beats the living crap out of his troops. The guys learn a thing or two about humanity along the way. (SR) Rated R

GONE GIRL

David Fincher (Fight Club, The Social Network) gets his paws on the novel

by Gillian Flynn (who also wrote the script) and comes up with one of the twisting-est, turning-est and most unsettling movies of the year. Ben Affleck is the once-happy husband whose once-happy wife, Rosamund Pike, up and vanishes on the morning of their fifth anniversary, with lots of clues and a few secrets pointing directly at him as the perpetrator. (ES) Rated R

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Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence), reluctant heroine of District 12, has been snatched from the arena where impoverished teenagers play out a to-the-death bloodsport for the amusement of their overlords

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of the decadent Capitol. In that arena, she accidentally inspired a nation of downtrodden serfs in the future North American nation of Panem to begin tentatively to rise up. Now, she is among her rescuers, the people of the lone outright rebellious district, 13, the leaders of which hope to use her as a symbol to ignite all-out civil war. (MB) Rated PG-13

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Coop (Matthew McConaughey) is a lonely would-be adventurer in a world that, like ours, has lost its taste for space exploration and is teetering on the edge of environmental collapse.

Mathematician Brand (Michael Caine) and his scientist daughter Amelia (Anne Hathaway) are trying to keep space dreams alive and there’s real urgency to their work, because they’ve discovered a wormhole out near Saturn that could hold the key to humanity’s salvation: a new planet to call home on the other side. It doesn’t take much for the Brands to convince Coop that a trip through the wormhole to scout for a habitable planet would satisfy both his thirst for adventure and his desire to save his children from the oncoming doom. (MJ) Rated PG-13

MY OLD LADY

Kevin Kline is Mathias Gold, a 57-yearold New Yorker who arrives in France to take ownership of an apartment left to him by his estranged father. There, Mathias finds an elderly British woman named Mathilde Girard (Maggie Smith) living in the place, the result of an odd bit of French property law called a viager. At Magic Lantern (DN) Rated PG-13

NIGHTCRAWLER

Lou Bloom (Jake Gyllenhaal) is a creepy guy with obvious psychotic tendencies.

Then he meets his first nightcrawler, someone who goes out after dark, following leads from police scanners and, video camera in hand, rushes to crime scenes, gets bloody footage, then hightails it to whatever local TV station will pay the most to put it on the air first.

Lou gets good at this, sells a lot of footage and then begins getting in way over his head. (ES) Rated R

As a director, Jon Stewart takes on a story that originated, in some ways, with a Daily Show segment. Iranian native Maziar Bahari, then a documentary filmmaker and Newsweek journalist living in London, went back to Iran to cover the election and part of that included being part of a joke segment with the Daily Show. He got some great interviews and some amazing footage of protests in the streets, and then he was arrested, accused of being a spy — because of that segment — tossed into solitary, and was regularly beaten with the idea of getting a confession out of him. (ES) Rated R

SAVING CHRISTMAS

The “war on Christmas” is real, but those on the offensive aren’t the folks commercializing the season, but rather those who insist on making treacly Christmas movies that purport to tell us all what the season is really about. This time it’s Kirk Cameron — hero to bornagain right-wingers as the star of his self-produced Left Behind apocalyptic flicks — who has to “save Christmas” by showing his bro-in-law that it’s not too late to “put Christ back in Christmas.” Let’s all take a moment to recall Cameron got famous as a sitcom teen whose best friend on Growing Pains was named “Boner.” (DN) Rated PG

THE SKELETON TWINS

This story of an estranged family is perfectly bizarre, emotional and lighthearted. Siblings Milo and Maggie, played by Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig, reunite after 10 years of separation and attempt to find understanding in their messy relationship. Their quirky, loving and complicated dynamics are highly entertaining. At Magic Lantern (MS) Rated R

ST. VINCENT

Bill Murray stars as the titular Vincent, a broke, alcoholic, degenerate, curmudgeonly gambler with a crude Brooklyn accent who manages to become the after-school babysitter of his neighbor kid when his mother (Melissa McCarthy) takes extra hours as a nurse. The pair slowly warms to each other as Vincent shows Oliver the ways of the world in his unconventional manner (certainly more Bad Santa than Up). (SS) Rated R

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Fresh Spin A local record shop is reincarnated under a new owner, giving this generation a taste of vinyl

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avid Thoren isn’t a snobby record store owner. When you walk into Groove Merchants, his newly opened shop in the Garland District, he’s not going to quiz you on the most obscure bands you know. He just wants to chat about music and maybe turn you on to something new.

Since opening at the beginning of the month, he says he’s helped multiple collegeaged kids purchase turntables and records.

“That’s why opening a record shop is viable,” says Thoren at his business last week. “It’s awesome that record collecting is not just all for old fogeys anymore. It’s retro and cool, and people are realizing it sounds so much better.”

A whole new generation is hopping on the vinyl bandwagon. Over the past year, record sales have risen a whopping 40 percent, according to Nielsen SoundScan, with 4 million LPs sold in the U.S. alone.

Thoren says he thinks of his business like a drug. He may toss in a free LP with a first purchase of a record player, just to give someone that initial taste. He knows they’ll be back for more, whether it’s at his shop or another in town like 4,000 Holes or Recorded Memories.

“Records give you an immediate feeling,” Thoren says.

“They are a complete experience — with the tactile nature of it.”

For as long as he can remember, Thoren has wanted to own a record store. The 45-year-old recalls hanging out at Wenatchee-based Budget Tapes & Records as a kid.

“I’d get out of school, go to the shop and help them put stuff away,” he recalls. “I was totally the record store rat.”

When he moved to Spokane in 1992, he got a job at DJ’s Sound City. But the regional chain closed in the late ’90s; other music stores would follow. Thoren felt lost. He tabled his record store dream.

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n 1999, an optimistic Tony Brown opened Unified Groove Merchants on Monroe Street. A decade later, looking to downsize, he moved the business next door.

“People thought I was closed,” Brown recalls.

Instead, he updated his inventory and added modern furniture and vintage clothing. Things got more confusing for Spokane record lovers when he switched the business’ name to the Bachelor Pad. Brown’s record collection dwindled. Customers accused him of not caring about records anymore. That’s when he had the idea to get rid of them altogether, piquing the interest of Thoren, who had helped at the shop for the previous six years.

With Thoren’s Groove Merchants, Brown’s record store gets a continuation with a slightly different name. Brown’s original collection is sold at the new shop out of the same old record bins.

This works well for Brown: As he puts it, he no longer has to sell Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours or Led Zeppelin anything. Last week, he brought back a stack of B L AC K F R I DAY personal favorites to the Check out area record Bachelor Pad (moved yet shops’ limited-edition Black again down the block Friday record selections at to 2810 N. Monroe): recordstoreday.com. the jazz/funk records he couldn’t let go of.

“It’s the rare stuff that only 1 percent of Spokane, maybe three people in Spokane, would even be interested in,” Brown explains. “It’s what excites me.”

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he fluorescent red, yellow and green records suspended in the storefront window catch the attention of curious passersby.

“I watch them pressing their faces to the glass,” Thoren says. “People can’t believe there’s a new record shop.”

The store on Garland may seem removed from downtown’s more profitable foot traffic, but in this classic North Hill small business district, Groove Merchants joins other music-based outfits like Mark’s Guitar Shop and the Spokane Music Institute. Thoren says he sees a steady stream of daily customers who just happen upon the shop.

While his space is compact, it still feels accessible. There are even rolling chairs for customers to employ while flipping through the bargain records in the middle of the floor.

One side of the shop offers records and the other vintage audio equipment; much of this inventory is supplied by consignors.

Music is on constant rotation here — jazz in the morning, moving to rock, then quiet music again in the evening. Rock ’n’ roll-themed drawings and paintings by local artists line the walls. The place doesn’t quite smell like a dusty record shop yet, but there’s still time. Thoren is just beginning to feel moved in. More than anything, he wants this place to last. Now, he says it’s about breaking even.

“If I were at home I’d be listening to music anyway. This is my element,” Thoren says. “Like any fad, record buying will probably fade again. But right now it’s constant.”  lauraj@inlander.com Groove Merchants • 905 W. Garland • Facebook: Groove Merchants • 998-0410

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Next week, Portland-based indie pop group Wild Ones come through Spokane for the fourth time this year.

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t would make sense for Danielle Sullivan to be a solo artist — like Cat Power or Jenny Lewis, both of whom she idolizes — but she says the four other guys in her Portland-based dream-pop-centric band Wild Ones make it what it is. And singing in front of people was never something Sullivan thought she’d do.

“I thought my voice would be painful to people’s ears,” says the lead singer and lyricist from the band’s 15-passenger van, driving toward San Francisco last week.

Sullivan was 18 when she sang in public for the first time on a friend’s porch. She was wobbly and red-faced, but the response was so overwhelmingly positive she joined a folk band the very next day. Today, the 27-year-old’s selfassured lyrical vocals are light and chirpy; slightly peculiar but never boring. Perfect to engage any venue, no matter how many times Wild Ones play there.

Since January, Wild Ones have played the Bartlett three times. Next week, they’re back in town to do it again. This tour is the group’s sixth of the year — in that time, the five-piece has toured most of the country, making appearances at South by Southwest, Capitol Hill Block Party and MusicFest NW along the way. As recently as last year, they didn’t know if this amount of exposure was possible for them.

Together since 2010, it’s been a wild ride, but not too wild, as Sullivan says the band’s name is a misnomer. Wild Ones have watched their fellow Portland indie bands receive national recognition while they toiled away on their record. The group painstakingly took years to write and record their debut studio LP Keep It Safe themselves, but money and personal issues kept the release on hold.

Once the album finally came out last summer, it propelled them further than ever before, leading to invites to the aforementioned music festivals.

They’re working on a new album now. One that’s darker, soulful and even includes hip-hop — Sullivan is a big fan. She says the new album should be ready sometime next year. In the meantime, they’re working and writing as much as they can. They surround themselves with likeminded people, including indie Portland bands Typhoon and Genders, who practice next to them in an old concrete factory-turned-artist space.

“We were still trying to iron out what we sound like with the old record,” Sullivan says.

“Now we’re confident in where we want to go.” n lauraj@inlander.com Wild Ones with Radiation City and Cathedral Pearls • Wed, Dec. 3, at 8 pm • $10/$12 day of • All-ages • The Bartlett • 228 W. Sprague • thebartlettspokane.com • 747-2174

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Local kick-ass metal acts Cold Blooded (pictured), Progenitus and I Hate This City are playing a benefit organized by the Modified Dolls, a nonprofit founded by “modified” — i.e., pierced and tattooed — women dedicated to charity. They’ll collect socks for the House of Charity and nonperishable food items for Second Harvest.

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Lige Newton, Jesse the Ocelot, Boston McDonald, Chris Malsam, Marc Ball • Wed, Dec. 3, at 7 pm • Free • Allages • Boots Bakery & Lounge • 24 W. Main • 703-7223 BOLO’S, Johnny Qlueless BOOMerS CLASSIC rOCk BAr & GrILL, Steve Livingston and Triple Shot J CHAPS, Just Plain Darin CHeCkerBOArD BAr, Livin Garden COeUr D’ALeNe CeLLArS (208-6642336), Steve Simisky CUrLey’S, Slow Burn FIzzIe MULLIGANS, Shiner J THe HOP!, Blistered Earth Benefit Show for family of Cody Murphy J HUCkLeBerry’S NATUrAL MArkeT (624-1349), Guy Caillouet J INDABA (443-3566), Dirk Lind IrON HOrSe BAr, YESTERDAYSCAKE J kNITTING FACTOry, Eric Hutchinson, Tristan Prettyman, Nick Howard THe LArIAT (466-9918), Six-Strings n’ Pearls MAx AT MIrABeAU, Chris Rieser & Snap the Nerve

MOOSe LOUNGe, The Usual Suspects J MOOTSy’S, Zachary Lamb Memorial Benefit Show feat. Guitanjorines, Bard, You Don’t Know Me and more NeCTAr TASTING rOOM (869-1572), Olivia Brownlee NOrTHerN QUeST CASINO, DJ Ramsin, DJ Freaky Fred, DJ Patrick NyNe, The Divine Jewels J THe SHOP, The Oracle’s Kitchen J UNDerGrOUND 15, Rock Your Socks Off Benefit Show feat. Cold Blooded, Progenitus, I Hate This City (See story above) THe vIkING BAr AND GrILL, Carli Osika zOLA, Ryan Larsen Band

Sunday, 11/30

THe CeLLAr, Pat Coast COeUr D’ALeNe CASINO, Dan Conrad DALey’S CHeAP SHOTS, Jam Night

with VooDoo Church zOLA, Son of Brad

Monday, 12/01

J CALyPSOS (208) 665-0591, Open Mic eICHArDT’S, Monday Night Jam with Truck Mills J rICO’S (332-6566), Open Mic UNDerGrOUND 15, Open Showcase zOLA, Nate Ostrander Trio

Tuesday, 12/02

315 MArTINIS AND TAPAS, The Rub J THe BArTLeTT, Open Mic CrAFTeD TAP HOUSe + kITCHeN (208-292-4813), Kosh FeDOrA PUB, Tuesday Night Jam with Truck Mills J THe HOP!, Wolvhammer, Over Sea Under Stone JONeS rADIATOr, Open Mic of Open-ness

zOLA, The Bucket List

Wednesday, 12/03 J THe BArTLeTT, Wild Ones (See story on page 36), Radiation City, Cathedral Pearls J BOOTS BAkery & LOUNGe, Lige Newton (See story above), Jesse the Ocelote, Boston McDonald, Chris Malsam, Marc Ball J CHAPS, Land of Voices with Dirk Swartz eICHArDT’S, Charley Packard GArLAND AveNUe DrINkery (3155327), Open Mic with DJ Scratch n Smith GeNO’S (368-9087), Open Mic with T & T J THe HOP!, Kurt Travis, Hotel Books, Tommy Boys, the Bight, David Simmons IrON HOrSe BAr & GrILL, Open mic JOHN’S ALLey, Coral Thief JONeS rADIATOr, Sally Bop Jazz

LA ROSA CLUB, Robert Beadling and Friends THE LANTERN TAP HOUSE, Open Turntables Night with DJ Lydell LUCKY’S IRISH PUB, DJ D3VIN3 MEZZO PAZZO WINE BAR, “Lonesome” Lyle Morse RED ROOM LOUNGE, Bodhi Drip SOULFUL SOUPS AND SPIRITS, Open mic ZOLA, The Bossame

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GRANDE RONDE CELLARS, Tango Volcado with Eugene Jablonsky CD Release Party, Dec. 4 THE HANDLE BAR, Armed & Dangerous (acoustic), Dec. 4 THE HOP!, Pageantry, the Vibe, the Finns, Reverie, Dec. 4 THE BARTLETT, The Lil’ Smokies, Dec. 4 THE BIG DIPPER, Tumbledown Badger, Dem Empire, Dec THE MEMBERS LOUNGE, DJ Selone and DJ Eaze SWAXX, Herobust, Crave, Brainfunk, DJ Beauflexx, Dec. 5 HILLS’ RESTAURANT & LOUNGE, Steve Simmons, Alan Fisher, Rick Singer, Dec. 5 THE HOP!, Demon Assassin, Kid Ace, Dec. 5 THE BARTLETT, Crystalline EP Release show, Water Monster, Sea Giant, Dec. 5 THE HOP!, Nightmare Before Christmas show with Reason for Existance, Lions Beside Us, Dec. 6 KNITTING FACTORY, Pepper, the Movement, New Beat Fund, Dec. 6 THE BARTLETT, Crystalline EP Release show, Water Monster, Sea Giant, Dec. 5 THE BARTLETT, Francisco the Man, Dec. 6 BING CROSBY THEATER, The Wailin’ Jennys, Dec. 7 THE HOP!, Exodus, Cold Blooded, Xingaia, Dec. 10 THE BIG DIPPER, Dawn of Life, Dec. 11 JOHN’S ALLEY, Lyrics Born, Dec. 11 THE BIG DIPPER, Ugly Sweater Christmas Party with Blackwater Prophet, Bard, Bullets or Balloons, the Smokes, Dec. 12 KNITTING FACTORY, Noize For Toyz with Drone Epidemic, Nixon Rodeo, Project Kings, Dec. 12 JOHN’S ALLEY, Aryon Jones and the Way, Dec. 12 KNITTING FACTORY, Flogging Molly, Dec. 13 JONES RADIATOR, The Woolen Men, Normal Babies, Dec. 13 KNITTING FACTORY, Down, Orange Goblin, Bl’Ast, King Parrot, Dec. 15 THE BARTLETT, Jessica Hernandez and the Deltas, Dec. 18

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50’s and 60’s Juke Box Favorites Plus Holiday Classics 2pm - 4pm 11/28 • 12/6 • 12/13 • 12/20 2pm - 4pm

11/29 • 11/30 • 12/7 • 12/14 • 12/21

Santa Claws Event for people & pets

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 30 | NOON-3PM THE LINCOLN CENTER | 1316 N Lincoln St. Spokane

FREE ADMISSION | FREE PARKING Santa Photos Noon-2pm $5 donation Animals Available for Adoption Shop for the HOWL-idays & help local non profits!

Gift Card Raffles Totaling $1,000 Silent Auctions (tables close 12:30, 1pm & 1:30pm) SPONSORED WA Basset Rescue | The Lincoln Center Spokane Federal Credit Union BY: The Inlander | Danilla Bean Design

OUR THIRTY-FIVE VENDORS Animal Alliance Chamber of Commerce The Bossy Cow Boots Bakery Buffalo Girls Vintage Dachshund Rescue NW & Dachshund Club of Spokane Double J Dog Ranch Dog-Delicious For Tails Only Health’s Haven Rescue Hierophant Meadery & Apothecary Higher Ground Animal Sanctuary Inland NW Vegan Society

Jeanne’s Doggie Daycare and Pet Hotel Junky Munkey Little Long Dogs Dachshund Rescue The Malted Mutt Meals on Wheels Spokane Moments in Cake Northwest Great Dane Rescue Pawpular Companions Pet Supplies Pawsitively Adorable Doggie Duds and Such Power of the Paw Purrs 4 Life

Recreated Vintage Rescue Chocolate River’s Wish Animal Sanctuary Sammy’s Clubhouse Spokane Ferret Rescue & Eduction Scentsy Shepard For Lost Sheep SCRAPS SpokAnimal C.A.R.E. Thrifty Pet Timber Ridge Dog Training Walking Wellington Peace of Mind Pet Care Washington Basset Rescue

MUSIC | VENUES 315 MARTINIS & TAPAS • 315 E. Wallace, CdA • 208-667-9660 ARBOR CREST WINE CELLARS • 4705 N. Fruit Hill Rd. • 927-9463 BABY BAR • 827 W. First Ave. • 847-1234 THE BARTLETT • 228 W. Sprague Ave. • 747-2174 BEVERLY’S • 115 S. 2nd St., CdA • 208-765-4000 THE BIG DIPPER • 171 S. Washington St. • 863-8098 BIGFOOT PUB • 9115 N. Division St. • 467-9638 BING CROSBY THEATER • 901 W. Sprague Ave. • 227-7638 BLACK DIAMOND • 9614 E. Sprague • 891-8357 THE BLIND BUCK • 204 N. Division • 290-6229 BOLO’S• 116 S. Best Rd. • 891-8995 BOOMERS • 18219 E. Appleway Ave. • 755-7486 BOOTS BAKERY & LOUNGE • 24 W. Main Ave. • 703-7223 BOWL’Z BITEZ & SPIRITZ• 401 W. Riverside Suite 101. • 321-7480 BUCER’S COFFEEHOUSE PUB • 201 S. Main, Moscow • 208-882-5216 BUCKHORN INN • 13311 Sunset Hwy.• 244-3991 THE CELLAR • 317 E. Sherman, CdA • 208-6649463 CHAPS • 4237 Cheney-Spokane Rd. • 624-4182 CHECKERBOARD BAR • 1716 E. Sprague • 535-4007 COEUR D’ALENE CASINO • 37914 S. Nukwalqw Rd., Worley • 800-523-2464 CURLEY’S • 26433 W. Hwy. 53 • 208-773-5816 DALEY’S CHEAP SHOTS • 6412 E. Trent • 535-9309 EICHARDT’S • 212 Cedar St., Sandpoint • 208263-4005 FEDORA PUB • 1726 W. Kathleen, CdA • 208765-8888 FIZZIE MULLIGANS • 331 W. Hastings Rd. • 466-5354 THE FLAME • 2401 E. Sprague Ave. • 534-9121 FOX THEATER • 1001 W. Sprague • 624-1200 GRANDE RONDE CELLARS • 906 W. 2nd • 455-8161 THE HOP! • 706 N. Monroe St. • 368-4077 IRON HORSE • 407 E. Sherman Ave., CdA • 208-667-7314 IRV’S BAR • 415 W. Sprague Ave. • 624-4450 JOHN’S ALLEY • 114 E. 6th, Moscow • 208-8837662 JONES RADIATOR • 120 E. Sprague • 747-6005 KNITTING FACTORY • 911 W. Sprague Ave. • 244-3279 LAGUNA CAFÉ • 4302 S. Regal St. • 448-0887 THE LANTERN TAP HOUSE • 1004 S. Perry St. • 315-9531 LA ROSA CLUB • 105 S. First Ave., Sandpoint • 208-255-2100 LATAH BISTRO • 4241 Cheney-Spokane Rd. • 838-8338 LEFTBANK WINE BAR • 108 N. Washington • 315-8623 LION’S LAIR • 205 W. Riverside Ave. • 456-5678 LUCKY’S IRISH PUB • 408 W. Sprague Ave. • 747-2605 LUXE COFFEEHOUSE • 1017 W. First Ave. • 624-5514 MAX AT MIRABEAU • 1100 N. Sullivan Rd. • 924-9000 MEZZO PAZZO WINE BAR • 2718 E. 57th • 863-9313 MOOTSY’S • 406 W. Sprague • 838-1570 MOSCOW FOOD CO-OP • 121 E. Fifth St. • 208882-8537 NECTAR• 120 N. Stevens St. • 869-1572 NORTHERN QUEST • 100 N. Hayford • 242-7000 NYNE • 232 W. Sprague Ave. • 474-1621 THE SHOP • 924 S. Perry St. • 534-1647 O’SHAY’S • 313 E. CdA Lake Dr. • 208-667-4666 THE PALOMINO CLUB • 6425 N. Lidgerwood St • 443-5213 PEND D’OREILLE WINERY • 301 Cedar St., Sandpoint • 208-265-8545 THE PHAT HOUSE • 417 S. Browne • 443-4103 PJ’S BAR & GRILL • 1717 N. Monroe St. • 328-2153 RED LION RIVER INN • 700 N. Division St. • 326-5577 RED ROOM LOUNGE • 521 W. Sprague Ave. • 838-7613 REPUBLIC BREWING • 26 Clark Ave. • 775-2700 THE ROADHOUSE • 20 N. Raymond • 413-1894 THE ROCK BAR • 13921 E. Trent Ave. • 43-3796 ROCKER ROOM • 216 E. Coeur d’Alene Ave. • 208-676-2582 ROCKET MARKET • 726 E. 43rd Ave. • 343-2253 SEASONS OF COEUR D’ALENE • 209 E. Lakeside Ave. • 208-664-8008 THE SHOP • 924 S. Perry St. • 534-1647 SOULFUL SOUPS & SPIRITS • 117 N. Howard St. • 459-1190 SPOKANE ARENA • 720 W. Mallon • 279-7000 SPLASH • 115 S. 2nd St., CdA • 208-765-4000 THE SWAMP • 1904 W. Fifth Ave. • 458-2337 UNDERGROUND 15 • 15 S. Howard St. • 290-2122 THE VIKING • 1221 N. Stevens St. • 315-4547 WEBSTER’S RANCH HOUSE SALOON • 1914 N. Monroe St. • 474-9040 ZOLA • 22 W. Main Ave. • 624-2416

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VISUAL ART AN ARTFUL VIEW

In his newest collection — which now takes the revolving spot as Story No. 66 in the MAC’s ongoing 100 Stories exhibit — renowned Spokane photographer Dean Davis offers a lesserseen vantage of the local art scene. In an artist’s view of his fellow creatives, Davis has captured vibrant macro images of the working palettes of two dozen celebrated regional painters. “Because of their earth origin, my pigments all fall into a synergistic harmony,” says featured artist Timothy C. Ely, featured alongside Melissa Cole, Kyle Paliotto and others. These dried strokes and smudges may be unintentional leftovers of the creative process, yet also art in their own way.

— CHEY SCOTT The Artist’s Palette: Through the Lens of Dean Davis • Nov. 28-June 28, 2015 • $5-$10 museum admission • Northwest Museum of Arts and Culture • 2316 W. First • northwestmuseum.org

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FILM NATIVE CINEMA

JAZZ BIG BAND/HAT NIGHT

Drunktown’s Finest • Fri, Nov. 28, at 3 and 7 pm • 3 pm/free, 7 pm/$5 • Bing Crosby Theater • 901 W. Sprague • bingcrosbytheater.com

Cab Calloway Orchestra • Sat, Nov. 29, at 7:30 pm • $35-$45 • Northern Quest Resort & Casino • 100 N. Hayford Rd. • northernquest.com • 242-7000

November is Native American Heritage Month and the city of Spokane is celebrating with a screening of Drunktown’s Finest. Director Sydney Freeland, a Native American from Gallup, New Mexico (a city once called “Drunktown, USA” in a news article), gives us three Native Americans struggling with the challenges of life on a reservation. There’s an adopted woman struggling with finding her roots, an out-of-control man who’s about to become a father, and a transsexual prostitute, and all of them are finding out hard truths.

— MIKE BOOKEY

Bandleader Cab Calloway, outrageously popular in the 1930s and ’40s, is long gone, but his jazz orchestra is still going strong. Since 1998, grandson Christopher Calloway Brooks has rejuvenated and continued the talented Cab Calloway Orchestra, wearing that same zoot suit and wide-brimmed fedora that made his grandfather so recognizable. As silly as the costume and on-stage phrases like “HiDe-Ho” may seem, the show is full of adult themes — songs like “Minnie the Moocher” and “Reefer Man” keep things spicy.

— LAURA JOHNSON

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PLACEMENT EXAM Mandatory for 8th Graders WHAT:

A mandatory placement exam required for all 8th graders who wish to attend Gonzaga Preparatory School next fall

WHEN: Friday, December 5th, 5:00pm - 8:30pm OR Saturday, December 6th, 9:00am-12:30pm

COMMUNITY FROM NEPAL, WITH LOVE

Three decades ago, a small Spokane business began importing jewelry, clothing, home décor and other items — all fairly traded — from the high mountains of Nepal. The wholesale of these exquisitely crafted pieces by that company, Ganesh Himal, has continued to support Nepalese cottage industries, Tibetan refugees and women’s development and education projects. To share its bounty with the Spokane community, Ganesh Himal annually hosts its Festival of Fair Trade, which has grown to offer products from beyond Nepal, including Guatemala, Chile, Mexico, Pakistan and Thailand, among other countries.

— CHEY SCOTT 2014 Festival of Fair Trade • Fri, Nov. 28-Sun, Nov. 30, from 10 am-5 pm daily • Free admission • Community Building • 35 W. Main • festivaloffairtrade.com • 464-7677

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• Exam fee is $25.00 • Please arrive 15 minutes early to register • Students only attend one session.

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Jess Walter at last year’s Indies First .

BOOKS SHOP WITH AUTHORS

After the success of last year’s inaugural event, Auntie’s Bookstore is bringing back Indies First, a day focused on keeping your book-buying local. Screw Black Friday. Let’s call this Gray Saturday, a day when your favorite local authors will be hanging around the bookstore to sign your books. If you just need some expert opinions on what you should be reading next, I’m sure they’ll lend a hand there, too. Also, the Grinch will be wandering around the store, bitching about the holidays so you don’t have to.

— MIKE BOOKEY Indies First • Sat, Nov. 29, store open 9 am-9 pm • Auntie’s Bookstore • 402 W. Main • auntiesbooks.com

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RELATIONSHIPS

Advice Goddess MOBY DICKHEAD

In social situations, my boyfriend will often pretend to have read books I know he hasn’t. He doesn’t just fake it with some casual “Yeah, I read that.” He will try to say something deep and philosophical but can end up not making much sense. He’s too smart to need to do this.

Is there something I can say to persuade him to stop?

—Embarrassed

AMY ALKON Your boyfriend’s just lucky nobody’s suspected he’s lying about what he’s read and tried to trip him up — maybe with “It’s like Heathcliff wandering the moors searching for Cathy after she was abducted by aliens!” or “What a relief when Romeo rushed Juliet to the hospital and they pumped her stomach!”

Obviously, if you’re at the English department’s afternoon tea and you don’t know your Homer from your Homer Simpson, there’s a problem. But, the truth is, not every intelligent person is well-read. People show their intelligence in how they solve the problems life throws them. And actually, as psychologist Carol Dweck observes in “Why Smart People Can Be So Stupid,” the people most likely to squander the intelligence they have are those who measure their self-worth through their intellectual performance — “(caring) so much about looking smart that they act dumb.”

Dweck finds in her research that this thinking comes out of a “fixed mindset” — the self-improvement-stunting belief that intelligence and ability are set and not changeable, rather than what seems to be the case: that you can work to improve yourself (the “growth mindset”). With the growth mindset, you’re motivated to learn and grow, and failure is just a sign that you need to keep trying. For fixed-mindset people, success is about proving they’re already smart and talented, and the need to work to accomplish things is a sign of being dumb. Fixed-mindsetters actually have a dislike for hard work, which Dweck says makes sense, because if you think effort is for idiots, what else is there to do but avoid it?

Sure, your boyfriend could simply be lazy — wanting to look smart but thinking he’d take a shortcut getting there. But chances are, there’s more to it than that. Build him up — tell him you respect his mind, and then tell him you can’t bear to see him faking it. Explain Dweck’s thinking, and lay out her advice (from her most recent book, “Mindset”) for escaping the fixed mindset: First, listen for the fixed-mindset voice, and talk back to it with the growth mindset voice: “Hey, Self…you succeed by working to learn, not pretending you’ve got the Library of Alexandria in your baseball hat!” Next, take growth-mindset action: Risk admitting that you haven’t read something, and note how people shrug or maybe respect your honesty; they don’t get up on furniture and pelt you with old fruit. Finally, get reading — perhaps with a 15- to 20-page nightly quota — and enjoy the reward: having something meaningful to say instead of having to get by on a guess that “The Catcher in the Rye” is the coming-of-age story of a food inspector at a bread factory.

GettinG their ClAuse into him

About once a month, one of my boyfriend’s two exes will write him a pretty substantive email, and he’ll write one back. Though he’s open about these emails (and I’ve seen that they aren’t romantic), I’m not comfortable with his remaining a big presence in their lives. How can I get him to stop?

—Anxious There’s a certain kind of woman who can get away with giving a man a list of “undesirables” he cannot associate with — a woman whose job also involves knocking on his door at random to make him pee in a cup.

Assuming your relationship is more boyfriend/girlfriend than parolee/officer of the court, you don’t get to give another adult orders. The jealousy that compels you to want to is an evolved impulse — an internal alarm to help us protect ourselves from being cheated on. However, it’s sometimes a false alarm, triggered by insecurity. Chances are, that’s what has you referring to a once-a-month email as a “big presence” and failing to parse the difference between “I found them in bed together” and “I found them in Gmail together.” (Ooh, “Fifty Shades of Paragraphs.” Has her cat thrown up again yet?)

If your boyfriend has given you no reason to believe he’s violated anything more than the rules of grammar, you should probably focus on bolstering how you feel about you instead of how he’s failed to become the sworn enemy of his exes.

In fact, you might even see it as a sign of good character that his relationships lead to friendships instead of flames — as in, his ex-girlfriends roasting marshmallows over the dying embers of his Xbox and Hugo Boss suits on the hood of his BMW. n ©2014, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved. • Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405 or email AdviceAmy@aol.com (www.advicegoddess.com)

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EVENTS | CALENDAR

BENEFIT

THANKSGIVING YOGA CLASS Non-perishable food or monetary donations are accepted at the door to benefit the Moscow Food Bank. Nov. 27, 9 am. Moscow Yoga Center, 525 S. Main. (208-883-8315) CHRISTMAS TREE ELEGANCE Spokane Symphony Associates’ annual holiday tree showcase fundraiser takes place at the Davenport Hotel and River Park Square, featuring 18 themed, customdecorated trees up for raffle ($1/ticket).

Trees on display Dec. 2-14 at the Davenport Hotel and River Park Square. spokanesymphonyassoc.org (458-8733) FULL CIRCLE EQUINE REHABILITATION FUNDRAISER Learn about the program and the horses and people it serves at a fundraiser event with food, a silent auction and local gift market. Dec. 5, 6-9 pm. By donation. Women’s Club, 1428 W. Ninth. fullcirclerescue.org (238-2643)

COMEDY

OPEN MIC COMEDY Wednesdays at 8 pm. Ages 21+. Free. Brooklyn Deli & Lounge, 122 S. Monroe St. (835-4177) STAND-UP COMEDY OPEN MIC Local comedians; see weekly schedule online. Thursdays at 8 pm. Free. Uncle D’s Comedy Underground, 2721 N. Market St. bluznews.com (483-7300) FAMILY DINNER Live comedy improv show based on audience suggestions about their family members. Fridays at 8 pm through November. $7. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland. (747-7045) OPEN MIC COMEDY Live stand-up comedy, open to newcomers and experienced comedians. Fridays at 8 pm.

Ages 21+. Free. Red Dragon Chinese, 1406 W. Third Ave. (475-6209) SAFARI: Fast-paced short-form improv games based on audience suggestions.

(Not rated.) Saturdays at 9 pm. $7. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. bluedoortheatre.com (747-7045) LIVE COMEDY Live stand-up comedy shows. Sundays at 9 pm. Goodtymes, 9214 E. Mission Ave. (928-1070) LADIES’ COMEDY NIGHT FEAT. ANITA RENFROE Anita Renfroe became an overnight internet sensation when a YouTube video of her singing everything a mother says to her children in a single day to the tune of “The William Tell Overture” went viral. Dec. 4, 7-8:45 pm. $20.

Valleypoint Church, 714 S. Pines. anitainspokane.eventbrite.com (208-699-6262) BOONE STREET HOOLIGANS 5 Gonzaga’s comedy troupe performs sketches and songs, with proceeds benefiting Partners Through Art. Dec. 5 at 7 pm and 9:30 pm. $2. Gonzaga, 502 E. Boone. (328-4220) SEASONS GREETINGS Live comedy improv show using holiday cards and messages for inspiration. Fridays at 8 pm through December. $7. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland. (747-7045)

COMMUNITY

JOURNEY TO THE NORTH POLE The 40-min. holiday cruise departs nightly from the Resort Plaza Shops, offering views of the holiday light display over the water. Daily through Jan. 4 (except 11/27), at 5:30, 6:30 and 7:30 pm. $19.75/adults; $18.75/students, seniors; $5/ages 6-12. Coeur d’Alene Resort, 115 S. 2nd. cdacruises.com (855-956-1977) TREE OF SHARING The annual pro-

gram collects and distributes requested items to regional nonprofits and social service agencies serving low-income, disabled and elderly members of the community. Pick up a tag and drop off items by Fri, Dec. 14. Tags available at River Park Square, NorthTown and Spokane Valley malls. treeofsharing.org ANNUAL COMMUNITY THANKSGIVING Local community organizations partner for the fourth year to offer a free Thanksgiving dinner to anyone who wishes to attend. Nov. 27, 11 am-4 pm. Free. Fedora Pub, 1726 W. Kathleen. (208-765-8888) BRRC TURKEY TROT The annual tradition starts at the Manito Duck Pond, and is approximately 3 miles. There is no timing and all are welcome to run/walk as far as they’d like. Nov. 27, 9 am. Free with donations to food bank. Manito Park, 1800 S. Grand Blvd. tinyurl.com/mfz3zom TURKEY TROT (SANDPOINT) Seventh annual Thanksgiving day run and food drive, offering a 5k, 10K or whatever distance you want to run or walk (no bikes, please). Starts in the Travers Park parking lot, 1202 W. Pine St. Nov. 27, 9 am. Free with food bank donation. (208-263-3613) FOURTH FRIDAY PUB PEDDLERS Group cycling ride, making a few stops along the way to a final destination.

Meets at 7 pm, departs at 8 pm. Free.

Swamp Tavern, 1904 W. Fifth. (251-2107) HOLIDAY LIGHT SHOW LIGHTING CEREMONY The annual event begins with a lighted parade through downtown, with Christmas carols, candle lighting and a fireworks show over Lake Coeur d’Alene.

Nov. 28, 5-7 pm. Free to attend. CdA Resort, 115 S. 2nd. cdaresort.com MEET SANTA & HIS REINDEER Santa visits every Saturday, Nov. 29-Dec. 20, from 10 am-4 pm; but his reindeer are on site daily (free to visit). Photos with Santa; $10. Ritter’s Garden & Gift, 10120 N. Division. 4ritter.com/events (467-5258) WINTER GLOW SPECTACULAR A new holiday event featuring light displays through Riverfront Park, including an animal lights zoo. Lighting ceremony on Nov. 28 at 6:30 pm. Display lit daily at 5 pm, through Jan. 1. Nov. 28-Jan. 1.

Free. Riverfront Park, 705 N. Howard St. spokanewinterglow.com TREE LIGHTING & SANTA’S ARRIVAL A traditional tree lighting ceremony and caroling, along with cookies and cider with Santa, as the holiday season begins in Sandpoint. Festivities in the Jeff Jones Town Square; Santa arrives around 6 pm. Nov. 28, 5 pm. Free.

Downtown Sandpoint. (208-255-1876) POST-HOLIDAY ZUMBA CALORIE CRUSH Hosted by the City of Spokane Valley’s Parks & Rec. Dept. Open to ages 16+, registration required. Nov. 29, 9-10:30 am. $9/person; $15/two. CenterPlace Event Center, 2426 N. Discovery Place. spokanevalley.org/recreation (688-0300) SANTA CLAWS FOR PETS & PEOPLE A local pet-themed holiday event, benefiting local animal rescue nonprofits. Includes Santa pet photos, local vendors on site, adoptable animals, silent auction and more. Nov. 30, 12-2 pm. Free admission. Lincoln Center, 1316 N. Lincoln St. thelincolncenterspokane.com LANDS COUNCIL HOLIDAY PARTY Celebrate the successes of 2014 and help kick-off another amazing year of accomplishments. Support the Lands Council by decorating its community tree. Dec. 3, 6 pm. Hamilton Studio, 1427 W. Dean. landscouncil.org

CRAFTS

COUNTRY CHRISTMAS SALE Sale hosted by Two Women Vintage Goods, offering antiques, vintage items, arts and crafts, decor, baked goods and more. Nov. 29 from 10 am-5 pm, and Nov. 30 from 10 am-4 pm $4/all weekend. Moran Prairie Grange, 6006 S. Palouse Hwy. tinyurl.com/kqzzv63 (509-951-0523) HOLIDAY WREATH MAKING CLASS Attendees use seasonal greens, cones, berries, and twigs to create a festival holiday wreath. Bring your own personal touches, pruners and any other adornments. Offered Nov. 30 at 2 pm and Dec. 4 at 5:30 pm. $35. Ritter’s Garden & Gift, 10120 N. Division. 4ritter. com/classes VINTAGE VIXENS HOLIDAY SHOW A holiday gift show featuring vendors of vintage furniture, primitives, paper crafts, jewelry, linens, clothing and more.

Dec. 5-6, from 9 am-7 pm. Free. Ritter’s Garden & Gift, 10120 N. Division. (7100068) EAST VALLEY CRAFT FAIR The school’s annual winter craft fair features local, handmade items by 70+ vendors. Dec. 6-7, from 10 am-5 pm. $1 admission. East Valley High, 15711 W. Wellesley. (8932839) MAKE IN HAPPEN: MAKERS’ MARKET 2014 INK Art Space hosts a makers’ market, featuring Spokane-area artisans selling cloth, jewelry, words, metal, leather, wood, and more. Dec. 6, 10 am-6 pm. INK Art Space, 224 W. Sprague. inkspokane. org

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2014 FESTIVAL OF FAIR TRADE This year’s festival celebrates Ganesh Himal Trading’s “30 Years of Fair Trade” in Nepal, and features handcrafts, clothing, jewelry, pottery and more. Nov. 28-30.

Free admission. Community Building, 35 W. Main. festivaloffairtrade.com DAYTON CHRISTMAS KICKOFF The annual small-town holiday celebration includes a lighted parade down main street, shopping at local businesses, and hay rides through town. Nov. 28-29.

Free. Dayton, Wash. historicdayton.com DECEMBER D’LIGHTS Rathdrum’s annual holiday celebration includes a lighted rig parade, community hay rides to view holiday light displays and more. Dec. 5, from 5-8 pm and Dec. 6, from 1-5:30 pm. Free. Rathdrum,Idaho. rathdrumchamberofcommerce.com DECK THE FALLS Events include a tree-lighting ceremony, Fri at 5 pm, and Saturday’s Arts & Crafts Faire (10 am-4 pm) followed by a performance of the holiday classic “A Christmas Carol” on the theater’s stage (6 pm). Dec. 5-6.

Cutter Theatre, 302 Park St, Metaline Falls. cuttertheatre.com (446-4108) LIBERTY LAKE WINTER FEST TREE LIGHTING Festivities include hayrides, live music, photos with Santa, arts/ crafts, turkey bowling, Snowgusta night mini golf and more. Dec. 5, 5:30-8:30 pm. Free. libertylakewa.gov/253/Winter-Festival (755-6726) PULLMAN HOLIDAY FEST The annual season kickoff starts with the YMCA Kids Jingle Bell Fun Run (4 pm) and a tree lighting by Tase T. Lentil after the run. Activities continue in the RTOP Theatre on Grand, including local dance and choir performances, Santa meetand-greets and refreshments. Dec. 6, 4-6 pm. Free. pullmanchamber.com

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DRUNKTOWN’S FINEST The City of Spokane honors Native American Heritage Month with a premier screening of a film following three Native American teens; a rebellious father-to-be, a devout Christian girl, and a promiscuous transsexual who strive to escape the hardships of life on an Indian reservation. Nov. 28 at 3 pm (free) and 7 pm; also Nov. 22 at 3 pm and 7 pm. $5. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. bingcrosbytheater.com SING-A-LONG: ANNIE, THE MOVIE A fun, family sing-a-long. Nov. 28, 2 pm.

Free. South Hill Library, 3324 S. Perry St. (444-5385) SING ALONG SATURDAY MOVIE: ALADDIN Come sing along with Genie, Princess Jasmine and Aladdin. Nov. 29, 2 pm.

Free. Downtown Library, 906 W. Main.

(444-5300) TOTALLY TUBULAR TUESDAYS The Garland’s classic old-school movie series returns, every Tuesdays at 7 pm. See website for each week’s featured film. $2.50. Garland Theater, 924 W. Garland Ave. (327-1050)

FOOD & DRINK

BLACK FRIDAY WINE DEALS A line-up featuring wines from around the world in the Rocket’s version of a “doorbuster specials” tasting. Featuring nine wines with cheese and bread. Nov. 28, 7 pm. $20. Rocket Market, 726 E. 43rd Ave. rocketmarket.com (343-2253)

VINO WINE TASTING Nov. 28 tasting features 90+ pt. wines, from 3-6:30 pm.

Nov. 29 tasting features Tero Estates of Walla Walla, from 2-4:30 pm. Tastings include cheese and crackers. $10-$15/ tasting. Vino!, 222 S. Washington St. vinowine.com (838-1229) GLUTEN-FREE/VEGAN PUMPKIN SPICE RECIPES Create baked goods with current, market-ready items, like pumpkin, and learn how to make an ‘everyday recipe’ gluten free and/or vegan friendly.

Dec. 2, 6-8 pm. $49. Inland Northwest Culinary Academy (INCA), 1810 N. Greene St. (533-8141) HEALTHY HOLIDAY EATING Learn tips to enjoy festive favorites and still maintain a healthy holiday. Light refreshments are served. Dec. 2, 6-7 pm. Free. Deaconess Health Education Center, 910 W. Fifth.

(473-5785) FIRE & ICE The Food Network’s “Fire And Ice Mad Scientist” Pastry Chef Bob Lombardi shares his expertise utilizing liquid nitrogen to make holiday treats. Dec. 3, 6-8 pm. $59. Inland Northwest Culinary Academy (INCA), 1810 N. Greene. (533-8141) GIRLS PINT OUT: HOPPY HOLIDAYS The Inland NW women’s beer club hosts a holiday get-together, with beer tasting, a white elephant gift exchange and catered appetizers. Dec. 3, 6-9 pm. $25. Lincoln Center, 1316 N. Lincoln. girlsbeerblog.com SPIRIT OF SPOKANE: BEERTOPIA A craft beer tasting event, with live music, contests and prizes, featuring beer from local breweries including River City, No-

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MUSIC

THE CAB CALLOWAY ORCHESTRA Founder Cab Calloway was a star of the stage and screen, and now his grandson Calloway Brooks leads the legendary band. Nov. 29, 7:30 pm. $35-$45. Northern Quest Casino, 100 N. Hayford Rd. northernquest.com (242-7000) THE SHOOK TWINS: HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS The twins host their annual, Thanksgiving weekend concert for the community, featuring special guest John Craigie. Nov. 29, 7:30 pm. $12/$15. Panida Theater, 300 N. First. (208-255-7801) SFCC SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Annual fall quarter concert, under the direction of Shelley Rotz. Dec. 1, 7 pm. Spokane Falls Community College, 3410 W. Fort George Wright Dr. (533-3500) CELTIC WOMAN: HOME FOR CHRISTMAS The all-female vocal ensemble performs a mix of Celtic, new age, and adult contemporary music. $45-$75. Northern Quest Casino, 100 N. Hayford Rd. northernquest.com (242-7000) SFCC CHORAL CONCERT Annual fall quarter concert, under the direction of Nathan Lansing. Dec. 2, 7 pm. Spokane Falls Community College, 3410 W. Fort George Wright Dr. (533-3500) EWU STRING ORCHESTRA A program of Baroque music featuring guest cellist Jennifer Morsches. Dec. 3, 7:30 pm. $2-

$5; free/staff, students. Eastern Washington University, Cheney. (359-2898) SFCC JAZZ NIGHT CONCERT Annual fall quarter concert, under the direction of Danny McCollim and Kevin Woods.

Dec. 3, 7 pm. Spokane Falls Community College, 3410 W. Fort George Wright Dr. spokanefalls.edu (533-3500) EWU CHOIRS HOLIDAY CONCERT Concert includes performances by the Symphonic Choir, Concert Choir and guitar ensemble. $3-$5; free/EWU students with ID. Dec. 4, 7:30 pm. Central Lutheran Church, 512 S. Bernard St. (359-2241) PHILIP AABERG CHRISTMAS CONCERT The Grammy- and Emmy-nominated pianist and composer performs from his High Plains Christmas album and more.

Dec. 4, 7:30 pm. $25. Kroc Center, 1765 W. Golf Course Rd. (208-667-1865) THE NUTCRACKER Performance featuring the State Street Ballet, 75 local dancers and live music performed by the Spokane Symphony. Dec. 4-6 at 7:30 pm, also Dec. 6-7 at 2 pm. $25-$75/adult; $12.50-$30/children. Martin Woldson Theater at The Fox, 1001 W. Sprague. foxtheaterspokane.com (624-1200)

PERFORMANCE

NUTCRACKER BALLET MINI PERFORMANCES The community is invited to enjoy a short performance by local children. Nov. 29-30, from 1-3 pm. In the first level corridor near Nordstrom. River Park Square, 808 W. Main Ave. riverparksquare.com (624-3945)

THE RESILIENCY PROJECT An initiative of the local nonprofit Youth for Christ giving young people from West Central and Hillyard a platform to share their stories with the community through creative arts. Dec. 3, 6 pm. $20. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague. bingcrosbytheater. com (327-7721)

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SPOKANE CHIEFS Hockey match vs. the Victoria Royals and the Lethbridge Hurricanes. Nov. 26 and 29, 7 pm. $10-$23.

Spokane Arena, 720 W. Mallon. spokanearena.com SKI INSTRUCTOR CLINIC Lookout Pass hosts its annual preseason professional clinic for aspiring ski instructors. Nov. 29-30.

Lookout Pass, I-90 Exit 0. skilookout.com SPOKANE BRAVES HOCKEY Hockey matches; kids are free with each paid adult. $5/adults; $4/seniors and students with ID. Includes a beer garden, chuck-apuck and music. Games on Dec. 2, Dec. 12, 14, 19 and Jan. 2, 9, 11, 16, 24-25 and Feb. 1 and 6. Eagles Ice-A-Rena, 6321 N. Addison. spokanebraves.com (489-9295) MAP & COMPASS NAVIGATION BASICS Learn basic navigation skills using map and compass to find your way, and how to read a topographic map in tandem with one. Dec. 4, 6:30-8:30 pm. $30/ members; $50/non-members. REI, 1125 N. Monroe. rei.com/spokane (328-9900)

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Use a vaporizer or some form of e-joint/cigarette. The smoke is nonexistent and easy enough to cover up with room sprays, candles and even incense.

If you refuse to put down the bong, purchase some Ozium air sanitizers. Febreze and most other products won’t entirely mask the smell. Instead, your bathroom, car and body will smell like coconut or holiday berry funk. Ozium eliminates the smell and can be purchased on Amazon or Walmart for less than $10.

Or make a spoof, a tube commonly consisting of a toilet paper roll and dryer sheets. Stuff the dryer sheets into the roll and blow your smoke through the tube. This only works for pipes and bongs — any smoking apparatus where the bowl doesn’t remain burning and releases smoke into the air between hits.

SMOKING OUTDOORS

Be careful. Don’t get fined. Smoking weed “in view of the general public” is still against the law. You can smoke in the privacy of your own home/backyard so long as you’re in possession of no more than an ounce of usable pot.

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EVENTS | CALENDAR WSU UNIVERSITY REC GEAR SWAP The 40th annual gear swap offers new and used gear for sale. Dec. 5 from 6-9 pm and Dec. 6, from 9 am-noon. $1 admission. Hollingberry Fieldhouse, WSU Pullman. skiswap.wsu.edu (335-7856) MT. SPOKANE SCHEDULED OPENING DAY Stay tuned to the snow report to see if this Saturday marks the opening of the mountain’s 2014-15 season. Dec. 6. Mt. Spokane Ski & Snowboard Park, 29500 N. Mt. Spokane Park Dr. mtspokane.com

THEATER

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS: THE MUSICAL The Broadway musical adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ classic story, featuring songs from the original animated film. Nov. 26 and 28-30, show times vary. $27.50-$72.50. INB Performing Arts Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. inbpac.com (800-325-7328) ALL IS CALM A musical adaptation based on true events of the Christmas Truce of 1914, 100 years ago, at the Western front of WWI. Through Dec. 21, Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $17-$25. The Modern Theater Coeur d’Alene, 1320 E. Garden Ave. themoderntheater.org (208-667-1323) A CHRISTMAS CAROL: THE MUSICAL Performance of the holiday classic tale of love and redemption, directed by the Civic’s artistic director Keith Dixon.

Through Dec. 20; Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm (except. Sat, Dec. 20 at 2 pm). Dec. 10 show ($35) benefits the Northeast Community Center; Dec. 17 show ($35) benefits the Holy Names Music Center. $22-$30. Spokane Civic Theatre, 1020 N. Howard. spokanecivictheatre.com (325-2507) THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER A holiday comedy classic about a couple struggling to put on a church Christmas pageant. Through Dec. 14, Fri-Sun, times vary. $8-$12. Spokane Children’s Theatre, 2727 N. Madelia. spokanechildrenstheatre.org (3284886) THE THREAD MAN Performance of a play by Thomas Dunn, directed by George Green. Nov. 28-30, Fri-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $10. Stage Left Theater, 108 W. Third Ave. spokanestageleft.org I REMEMBER CHRISTMAS: A CHRISTMAS REVUE A holiday production featuring Ellen Travolta, Margaret Travolta, Jack Bannon, Patrick Treadway and Katherine Strohmaier. Directed by Troy Nickerson. Nov. 28-Dec. 21, Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 5 pm. $25. CdA Resort, 115 S. 2nd. cdachristmas.com (866-8353025) A CHRISTMAS CAROL The holiday classic captures the magic and menace of Dicken’s story in spectacular form. Dec. 2-20; Thur-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $15/public; $10/seniors, UI faculty; $5/ children; free/UI students. University of Idaho Hartung Theater, 6th & Stadium Way. uitheatre.com (208-885-6465) OUR TOWN Thornton Wilder’s classic play follows the Webb and Gibbs families as their children fall in love, marry, and eventually — in one of the most famous scenes in American theatre — die, all in the small town of Grover’s Corners. Dec. 4-13; Thur-Fri at 7:30 pm, Sat at 2 pm. $5-$10. Washington State University, Pullman Campus. performingarts.wsu.edu (335-3564) SHATNER’S WORLD A one-man per-

formance by the renowned actor, featuring jokes, storytelling and songs.

Meet-and-greet opportunities available. Dec. 4, 7:30 pm. $42.50-$152.50.

INB Performing Arts Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. inbpac.com (800325-7328) FRUITCAKES Holiday comedy. Dec. 5-14, Fri-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm. $12. Pullman Civic Theatre, 1220 NW Nye St. (509-332-8406) IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE A reader’s theater production by StageWest Community Theater. Dec. 5-14; Fri-Sat at 7 pm, Sun at 3 pm. Dinner theater show Dec. 13 at 6 pm ($25). $5-$12. Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 639 Elm St, Cheney.

(235-2441) A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS Performance of the holiday classic story, based on the TV special of the same name, by students in the Civic’s Winter Intensive Academy program. Dec. 6 at 1 pm and 3 pm; Dec. 7 at 7 pm followed by a silent auction benefit. $5-$15. Spokane Civic Theatre, 1020 N. Howard St. spokanecivictheatre.com (325-2507)

VISUAL ARTS

2014 HANDMADE ORNAMENT SHOW The Spokane Art School’s annual holiday show features handmade ornaments by local artists, also for sale.

Nov. 28-30. Spokane Art School, 809 W. Garland Ave. spokaneartschool.net (325-3001) THE ARTIST’S PALETTE: THROUGH THE LENS OF DEAN DAVIS A exhibit showcasing Davis’s images of other artist’s paint palettes. “The Artist’s Palette” becomes Story No. 66 in the MAC’s 100 Stories exhibit. Nov. 28 through June 2015. $5-$10/admission.

The MAC, 2316 W. First. northwestmuseum.org (456-3931) PAINT A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT Local artist Cheryl Halverson hosts a class in which participants paint a holiday ornament. Light refreshments provided.

Reservations requested; limited space available. Nov. 29, 4-6 pm. $12, materials included. Avenue West Gallery, 707 W. Main. avenuewestgallery.org (8384999) FINE ARTS & CRAFTS OPEN HOUSE Featuring handmade art by Coeur d’Alene-area artisans, including paper ornaments and home decor, small paintings and transfer prints, photography, fine woodworking, jewelry, pottery and more. Nov. 30, 12-4 pm. Free admission. At the home of Kathy Gale and Dell Hatch, 6775 N. Davenport St., Dalton Gardens, Idaho. (208-661-0703) HOLIDAYS IN ART A show featuring rare secondary art of artists such as Lyman, Doolittle, Bateman and others Dec. 2-23; holiday party and open house Dec. 11 from 5-8 pm. Pacific Flyway Gallery, 409 S. Dishman Mica Rd. (509-747-0812) 30-30-30 The Moscow Art Commission’s annual art show features 900 pieces, made by 30 artists, one a day over 30 days. All pieces are for sale for $30 each. Artist reception Dec. 3, from 5-7 pm. Art viewing Dec. 4, 12-7 pm and Dec. 5, 8 am-3 pm. Sale Dec. 5, from 4:05-7 pm. Includes live music, refreshments and a no-host bar. Third Street Gallery, City Hall, 206 E. Third St. ci.moscow.id.us/art (208-883-7036) 16TH ANNUAL SMALL ARTWORKS

INVITATIONAL The annual invitational showcases work by 31 local artists created especially for the show that are smaller than 12-inches in dimension.

Dec. 5-Jan. 3; opening reception Dec. 5 from 5-8 pm. Gallery hours TuesSat from 11 am-6 pm. Free admission.

Art Spirit Gallery, 415 Sherman Ave., CdA. theartspiritgallery.com (208-7656066)

WORDS

BROKEN MIC Spokane Poetry Slam’s longest-running, weekly open mic reading series, open to all readers and all-ages. Wednesdays at 6:30 pm. Free.

Neato Burrito, 827 W. First Ave. spokanepoetryslam.org (509-847-1234) POETRY OPEN MIC No sign-up sheets, censors, or microphones. New poets are especially encouraged to attend. Held on the fourth Thursday of every month.

Free. Monarch Mountain Coffee, 208 N. Fourth Ave, Sandpoint. monarchmountaincoffee.com (208-265-9382) AUTHOR JESSICA CLARK Local author and veteran Jessica Clark promotes her children’s Christmas story, “The Magic Mailbox.” Nov. 29, 12-4 pm. Free to attend. Barnes & Noble, 15310 E. Indiana Ave. (724-1713) C.S. LEWIS’ BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION A celebration in honor of the author’s 116th birthday, featuring readings based on “The Screwtape Letters,” “The Problem of Pain,” and “The Great Divorce.” Also includes kids’ activities and readings from the Narnia books. Event also features James and Joan Becker, of The Lion’s Share Theater. Nov. 29, 2:305 pm. Free. The Book Parlor, 1425 W. Broadway Ave. (328-6527) CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF FAIR TRADE IN NEPAL The Festival of Fair Trade presents “Looking Back, Looking Foward: A Retrospective Slide Presentation Celebrating 30 years of Fair Trade in Nepal” by Ric Conner, coowner of Ganesh Himal Trading. Nov. 25 at 7 pm and Nov. 29 at 3 pm. Free.

Auntie’s Bookstore, 402 W. Main. festivaloffairtrade.com (218-9398) INDIES FIRST All day Auntie’s hosts local and regional authors and artists to celebrate independent bookstore day.

Staff are also handing out “Grinch” passports for a special scavenger hunt, from 11 am-3 pm. Nov. 29. Auntie’s Bookstore, 402 W. Main Ave. (8380206) DR. DWAYNE MACK: “BLACK SPOKANE” A presentation/reading by the author of “Black Spokane: The Civil Rights Struggle in the Inland Northwest.” Hosted by GU, Auntie’s and the Center for Justice. Dec. 3, 7 pm. Free and open to the public. Gonzaga University School of Law, 721 N. Cincinnati St. (747-3304) BENJAMIN PARZYBOK The Spokaneborn author reads from and discusses his second novel “Sherwood Nation.” Dec. 4, 7 pm. Free. Auntie’s, 402 W. Main. (8380206)

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I saw you at Trader Joe’s on the South Hill, shopping in the vegetarian frozen section on Sunday afternoon. You were wearing jeans with boots over them and a black jacket - and you totally have the same taste in meatless meat as I do. Let’s grab coffee sometime.

Idiot Drivers “Why do you people refuse to use the right lane? Listen, I’m not complaining that you’re driving slow. I’m complaining that you choose to do 35mph on the freeway and occupy the left lane....

I don’t care if you’re not in a rush, or want to be “”safe”” by going 10-20 under the speed limit. Know the speed limit and move the hell over.

children are from that marriage.

There was good times and bad but we were a team to work everything out. I was always loyal and faithful but he wasn’t so it ended when he didn’t stop that behavior. My life was taking care of my family first and make sure everyone was happy and put my own needs aside. I have no regrets but I can’t find another relationship like that anymore. I don’t have a bad temper and don’t yell and scream. If things look like an argument I walk away until we both can be adults. I treat a man the way I want to be treated so I get upset when I see a woman putting down her man. I have been outspoken at times that if he did that to her she would hate him so why does she do that to a man she loves. So for now I stay single cause I rather be happy with my child then both of us be unhappy. What happened to old fashion love?

have no clue. I once had a woman behind me giving gestures with her hand because I stopped 100 feet back and not 1 foot back, as if I’m suppose to continue driving while a bus is stopped and kids are getting off..you idiot, but hey, I once saw a SUV with an old man inside came up along a bus while kids were getting off, and went around the bus as the bus stopped at a stop sign, the bus blasted its horn but the old man kept going....imagine if a kid was going across and didn’t see this SUV coming, ouch...luckily no kids were going in his direction but still the main point is learn to stop behind them 100 feet for the safety of children, and put your phone down ladies.

Photograph in Arizona I first saw you in a photo 8 years ago. Something drew my eyes to your beauty and that mini jean skirt and boots. I always remembered your name and smile. One year later there you were. You had a glow and radiance that was so bright I knew exactly who you were. I knew right then you were the one for me. I fell in love with you at Priest Lake. You give me joy and peace and hope. Your influence has changed my heart and inspires me to be a better man.

I love you with all my heart and need you by my side forever. Now today on Thanksgiving, what I’m most thankful for is you! I’m asking you to be my wife. Will you marry me?

Starbucks on Division Thursday evening. Blond, tall, wearing leggings and a coat. You brought your Macbook but were reading the I Saw You’s in the Inlander instead, so I hope you see this. I thought you were really cute.

Cheers Good Samaritans Thank you to the nice couple that stopped when my car overheated this Sunday just outside of Post Falls. Thank you!!

Shows that some people still have good will towards others who are having problems, small or big. I was a total stranger to you and yet you guys stopped, offered advice and help, and not only that, you returned after a few minutes and gave away a full box of drinking water so we could use it for the radiator. I’m sorry I did not get your name, but if you’re reading this, thanks again and you can be sure I’ll pay this forward.

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Cheers to the people who continue to make downtown look nicer! The murals around that empty lot when you get off the freeway on Division are a HUGE improvement, I really enjoy seeing them on my commute every day. Keep up the good work!

Cheers to the staff of the downtown paint-and-drink studio on 2nd. You are always so happy and helpful, and go above and beyond to make what would otherwise be a daunting experience a fun and stress-free time.

Christians/Athiests Athiests are dumb for thinking there is nothing when you die. Of course there is something. Energy never dies. It goes on. If you think of an afterlife, you will materialize it after you’re gone in any way you want. Be it if you wanna stay on earth and be a ghost or move on into another dimension searching for your lost loved ones. And Christians aren’t

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Put a non-identifying email address in your message, like “petals327@yahoo.com” — not “j.smith@comcast.net.” necessarily dumb for believing in God because they kinda have it right, being there is an afterlife, only I think God is an alien.

Dating “I have found dating is a lost art. No such thing as an honest and loving relationship. I have pretty much given up. Maybe I am too old fashioned and should give up. For me it is not the car you drive, how much you own, what God you believe in, whether your skinny or fat. What matters to me is someone who has a beautiful heart and soul. As long as a person is being the best they can be and having a loving heart doing it. What I find ugly is hatred and bitterness.

And if you care about yourself and being who you can be there is no excuse why a person can’t be clean.

When I say clean I mean it in several senses of the word. Clean from alcohol, drugs, crime, and body. If you don’t love yourself then you are probably not clean of the above mentioned things. Love yourself and others will love you back. I am a single mom so I want someone I can trust around my child and me.

I don’t have a ton of money and may not be rich but I take care of all my bills and always lending a hands to my friends and neighbors.

I believe a real relationship is give and take and sharing. But my luck with dating has been finding men who use me because I have a big heart and always a giver. So I back away from dating cause my life goal is to take care of my children first and be responsible and not for a man to take that away. I spent over half my life married and my

Arrogant Drivers They are not “your” roads just because they are paved. Non motorized vehicles are prohibited from being on the interstates so they are “yours” but that’s it. Bicycles have been around for a lot longer and used as a method of transportation for a lot longer then automobiles.

You arrogant, uninformed, and uneducated idiots that cannot drive cars on the road at the same time as a bicycle are the problem.

Motorcycle Riders I get that people enjoy riding in two wheeled, motorized death traps. Their life, right? So, why do you feel the need to endager everyone elses?

Learn the rules of the road and act accordingly like every other vehicle must (or should, you ignorants).

Despite your idiotic notion that rules were made to be broken, some of them actually exist for a reason. Like, turn signals. Not passing in the parking lane. Even simple common sensies, like waiting till the light turns green to go. Stay off of my ass, I will break check you into next week. And turn your music down, except that one guy who was blaring Celine Dion. I got mad respect for you, dude.

Marriage Marriage is an artificial construct, that serves no true purpose. Over 1/2 of all marriages end in divorce. It is unnatural for humans to be monogamous (to stay with one mate in a life time). In the bible marriages were used for the sole purpose of providing structure to raising children. Its primary function is to create a clear bloodline to prevent too much in-breeding. A legal document can be drawn up that would satisfy all the requirements of marriage and would be more binding. Marriage licenses should have an expiration, at the end you either renew or accept the terms of separation listed in the original documents. The catch is if you want out or violate the terms of the limited marriage contract you walk away with nothing (you will lose everything).

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(they are prescription so the jokes on you). I get that you are a thief. It’s what you do for whatever reason you do it for. You will eventually get caught. All thieves do. I’d like to think that you helped yourself to my belongings because you were desperate to feed your child or to purchase much needed medicine for an ailing parent. But more than likely you just needed to fund your next fix. I do have one request for you. Could you please renew my faith in humanity and return the SD card in the camera? Cameras and sunglasses can be replaced but memories can’t. You see, on Saturday night we had a family reunion with family in attendance from as far away as California.

Everyone had gathered to spend time with our 96 year-young grandmother who had suffered a major heart attack in the last few months. Who knows, if ever, we will all be together again in one place. I was the designated photographer.

All of our memories of our time together are on that SD card. If you could see fit to leave the SD card in my mailbox or somewhere on my property it would be much appreciated. Hopefully you will reverse some of the bad karma you brought on yourself by stealing my belongings. Put yourself in my place -- wouldn’t you want your photos of a beloved grandmother/ grandfather/aunt/uncle/mother/ father returned to you? There has to be someone in this world you love like that. Extend the same respect that you would to them to me and my family. Signed, Your Victim

was right and for me. What has happened to people?

Thrift? Store On a recent outing in Cd’A I had the pleasure of having enough time to ‘bargain hunt’ at some of the thrift stores in the downtown area. Upon seeing a sign reading: Special 50% off Purchase (excluding items under $1.00). An announcement from the cashier upon entering the clean and wellkept establishment confirmed the sign and so my shopping partner and myself went our separate ways to find those items that our hearts might most desire (for half of the marked price). After nearly an hour of scouring the store, I came across a black dress from the eighties, in my size. It was the kind of dress that looks good on the hanger but great on. Looking at it I saw myself at a formal event some point in the not too distant future, wearing that dress and drawing (in it) the kind of attention most women want and yet (myself included) quite rarely receive. And so with great pleasure at having found something I not only wanted but was already beginning to love, I was checkout bound. The dress was marked a steep $70, which for a dress clearly outdated but still in its own way fashionable the special price of $35 was acceptable, albeit barely. Upon arrival at the register I heard the cashier informing other customers that some of the items they had picked out were excluded from the sale because and I quote ‘they should have been in the case’.

This was not mentioned on the special board outside and so when she came over I double checked that my intended purchase would not come to double what I was prepared to spend. The cashier responded that the dress I had picked out was a no discount item, and so was excluded from the sale.

I asked her to show me where on the tag it was marked ND as I hadn’t seen that. She said it wasn’t marked No Discount, it just was. I decided I should try on the dress to see if it was everything I hoped.

Upon trying that dress on, not only was it what I had hoped but it fit like it had been made for me. I stepped out of the dressing room to show my shopping partner who agreed that it looked really terrific. I took the dress off and carefully laid it across the chair sitting outside the dressing room and then began to put my boots back on (I had kept my jeans on to try the dress) when the manager came over. She asked me if I liked the dress. I replied that I loved it and asked if she could consider $50. She said no. I asked if I could leave my number in case she changed her mind. She said no, that it had just come out and it was $70. She then picked up the dress and told me she didn’t want it getting spoiled and if I didn’t want it she was putting it back. I was unsure how to respond as I was still deciding if I was willing to pay double what the dress supposedly cost and processing the curt refusal of my offer. That was when she pulled the curtain open the rest of the way and entered the dressing room where I was not finished dressing and took the hanger.

She then walked away with the dress and I was left standing there half-dressed and shocked, boots off. This was the worst customer service I have ever encountered.

I will not be going back and I will urge my friends and family to shop at the other thrift stores in the area.

Gum Popping I work on a professional work environment, which is essentially a cube farm and you can, unfortunately hear everything. We have this one b*tch, maybe two, whom pop their gum all freaking day! It is very annoying and so unprofessional. Her supervisor has talked to her about it and she ignored him and he will not persist on the matter. Any suggestions for getting the b*tch to quit without duct taping her freaking mouth shut, or breaking her frickin jaw?

Why Are People So Rude? Went to a local convenience store and the person in front of me just let go of the door as I walked in. The door hit the side of my face and my boy friend grabbed the guy by the jacket and asked him why would you be so rude? The guy responded with a smartass remark and my boy friend knocked him out. The police came and took my boy friend to jail after he was standing up for what

You’re Out! “Dearest ungrateful friend, they say the easiest way to build contempt is to do everything for someone. It’s true. I have done too much for you. You take me for granted. You act as if I am dead and you’re already counting my possessions as yours. You forget there are billions of other people in the world, many worse off than you. So you’re out! I gave your share to charity. Sure someday when you find out you can legally challenge my will, but if you prevail it will be too late. I already donated your share to charity, like yesterday. So it’s gone. Done by the best attorney in the estate business. And you don’t even know it! Keep up the smug outlook of expecting wealth. It’s a fallacy....

Left Lane Is For Passing I am a fast driver. My favorite is when I am stuck behind someone in the left lane for miles. Then they get an oppurtunity to get over and don’t. So, I pass them in the right lane and they speed up like they are offended I am trying to pass them while they were driving 65 in left lane. Have had several cars do this up to 90+ miles per hour.

These are the people that need to be bumped off the road. I can also say that 99% of the time it is a woman talking on her cell phone.

I think 50% of the time the people are just rude and don’t care. The other 50% of the time I don’t think the people know I am behind them because they don’t ever look in the rear view mirror. They teach that in driving school and is also on the driving test. So is not talking on your phone or texting.

Jeers To Obamacare! Our once great family medical clinic is now inundated with the chronically unemployed, fatherless welfare, illegals, and their anchor babies.

As I sit in my once nice medical clinic waiting room waiting for an appointment, listening to the screams of multiple illegitimate unruly children while their mother is outside smoking her $8 pack of cigarettes she bought with her EBT card, I am forced to watch a video slide presentation welcoming all uninsured people to apply for free healthcare! “Get your card and you will be treated equally with those who pay for their health insurance!

It’s Federal law!” My God, I think I want to vomit. These people simply were moved from hospital ERs to invade clinics with their new Obamacare Medicaid cards.

Shame on the people that voted for Obama! Shame on you!!

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The Last Dance

Crossroads’ owner Bob Crossman (center) lost his dance partner in May.

Saying goodbye to Crossroads Country Western Dance Club

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he sign outside Crossroads Country Western Dance Club in Post Falls reads “End Of An Era, Last Dance November 21.”

It gets me thinking about missed opportunities — like learning to dance for my wedding — and the everchanging rural way of life in the Idaho Panhandle. My mental soundtrack set to Lee Ann Womack’s “I Hope You Dance,” I meet with Bob Crossman, who started Crossroads with wife Patricia “Pat” Crossman 19 years ago.

While on a house-hunting trip, explains Bob, Pat went dancing at Kelly’s, an ’80s-era Western joint (that eventually became Big Al’s before closing this year). Pat brought her enthusiasm home to Bob in Wisconsin, where they’d go dancing three or four nights a week. When they retired to Coeur d’Alene in 1989, they looked to recreate that experience.

Soon they weren’t just dancing; they were teaching.

Combining their past careers in business with Bob’s prior Arthur Murray dance instruction, the couple conducted dances throughout the Panhandle: Hauser’s Rainbow Inn, the Falls Club in Post Falls, the Steelworkers Hall in Kellogg. It was on the homeward trip from such an evening when black ice on Fourth of July Pass caused an epiphany.

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says Bob. They bought the former Sunshine Nursery and converted it into a cozy place where people of all ages and abilities could learn to dance in a smoke- and alcohol-free environment.

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any of the folks who followed the Crossmans’ dances pitched in with the new building, like James and Barbara Fillmore. The Fillmores not only met through dancing, they married at Crossroads, where Pat did the catering for such events.

“The one thing Pat wanted was a place single women could feel safe,” says Barbara, who greets many familiar faces arriving Friday night for the last dance.

Many of the 60 or so guests bring covered dishes of food, since Pat is no longer around to run the kitchen. She died in May after a long illness.

Her legacy lives on, though. According to Bob, at least 18 couples met and married through Crossroads; all but one is still together. That includes Lori Adams and her husband, Chuck, Pat’s uncle. On Friday, the couple wait for a partner dance, which won’t happen until around 9 pm, after two dance lessons.

When Bob signals for the second lesson, the dance

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floor fills with three dozen men and women, whose ages range from 20 to 80. Dressed in jeans, black boots, a dark T-shirt and his trademark Australian-style hat, Bob coaxes the dancers through a complex 64-count series of steps.

No music yet, just Bob talking through steps: rockstep, swivel-swivel, right-left-right, kick-ball-cross. Laughter, some hooting, a few near misses as dancers work to learn the steps. The energy shifts; it’s the beginning of the end — the last lesson, followed by the last dance.

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rom the doorway where he greets guests and collects the $7 cover, Paul Schwartz watches his wife, Linda, on the dance floor. They also met through dancing and will celebrate their 11th anniversary this month.

Besides being fun, says Paul, dancing helped his marriage. “Because you have to move … in syncopation … you learn to read body language really well.” He talks about the great community he and Linda have built through dance, and all the fun and healthy things they do together.

From the dance floor, Bob is winding up the lesson and the music is cued to a dance hall favorite — an upbeat line dance called “Stray Cat.” The energy shifts again; it’s time to get a little food, celebrate and line up to dance.

“What will you miss the most?” I ask Bob when I meet him. I wonder if he’s thinking about his partner in dance and in marriage.

“Camaraderie,” he says.

Later, as we say our goodbyes, he nods towards the dancers. “Family,” he says, smiling.

And as I turn to leave, Bob Crossman, the consummate teacher, has the last word about learning to dance: “It’s never too late.” 

A LETTER OF THANKS TO THE SPOKANE COMMUNITY Dear Friends: We celebrate Thanksgiving today with gratitude for the tremendous community support that led to a significant milestone for Mt. Spokane and will benefit residents of our region for years to come.

Last week the Washington State Parks and Recreation Commission voted to approve Mt. Spokane Ski and Snowboard Parkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s expansion plan, allowing for a chairlift and seven new runs on the mountainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s backside. This decision underscores that the approved plan provides a strong community benefit, balancing public safety and recreation with environmental preservation and stewardship.

The monumental vote came after more than a decade of extensive planning, studies and due diligence, and procedural and legal delays created by the Lands Council.

Looking ahead, we will begin the permitting process and preparations to install the Red Chair (a lift we purchased last year) with plans to open for the 2015/16 ski season. In the meantime, we will continue to serve as good stewards of the land and provide accessible, affordable recreation for everyone.

This expansion is happening because of the passion, perseverance, compromise and support from hundreds of organizations, groups, individuals and volunteers who believe in our vision. For this we are grateful and we wholeheartedly thank you.

On behalf of the Mt. Spokane 2000 Board of Directors and Mountain Staff we want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. Let it Snow!

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