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52 INLANDER FEBRUARY 20, 2014

I Saw You

Cheers

Jeers

Rocky Rococo’s Sandy Blonde eating with her friend. I was sitting in the booth behind you with three others. How about pizza again some time?

this journey that you have started. My hope now is for you to embrace whatever comes next. Remember, life is not about the destination but about enjoying what you find along the way. I love you to the moon and back (many, many times over).

watched and it warmed my heart and inspired me! What a better way to thank our service men and women then face to face as you greet them! Thank you for making me smile and the young man in the waiting room.

you got the energy to work a real job and get your own place. Stop pretending to be an adult when you are just a pathetic child. Parents you doing your kid a disservice by letting them live with you when they are 25. There is some serious lack of maturity going on.

To My Lifelong Love I can’t imagine my life any other way but with you by my side for these 34 years. Thank you.. for teaching me what love really is; for caring so gently, for our children, for giving me flowers and wonderful jewelry all these years; for working so hard to support us. For your daily funny quips that make me laugh; and for letting me be in the driver’s seat most of the time. I Love You Sweetie. P.

Dare Devil On A Bike Everyday you ride a green and black bike with a brand same as your name, no matter the weather snow or rain your always riding. No matter what someone says or thinks continue riding its your passion. I support you, shoveling the Gonzaga bridge since no one else would cause you ride over it everyday. I love you Scott, you are a blessing to have as a friend.

Damn Girl Girl, I saw you at the Wellesley Walmart. And I must say, you were looking damn girl. Our eyes met from literally across the store. I’m 5,1 bald, with a unibrow, huge pecks, built like a walrus. You 6,7 very long red hair and adult braces you look like a crippled flamingo. I wanna go larping with you and then play World of Warcraft, League of Legends, and Halo. Then we can do anything you want, such as you doing explicit things to me if ya know what I mean. hit me up at the other Walmart girl. for real. Rite-Aid Magically before me in line at Rite Aid on Wednesday, February 12th at about 4:30 p.m. I moved your shopping cart, caught your eye. I watched you drive away in a dark SUV, first letter of tag an “A.” We made all-too-brief eye contact and you smiled at me. I would love to see that lovely lady and her lovely smile again. Black Haired Beauty I saw you, last spring, our paths crossed every week for two months. We were in different pottery classes at the Potters’ Guild, and I was always walking in as you were walking out. You: black haired beauty with big dark eyes. Me: a little too tall, coulda used a few pounds. I am signing up for another class. I’ve made my mind up, it was meant to be. Won’t you accompany me? Reply to bobseger2014@hotmail. com

You Saw Me RE: Foothills Drive Hey tan 4Runner, it’s been four months since you saw me in my green Jeep. Apparently I should read the Inlander more regularly. Still interested in that coffee? Send me a msg: ms. greenjeep@gmail.com

Cheers Beautiful Woman Who Dances On Silk This should be an I Saw You because I saw you struggle and win. Here is to my beautiful Daughter who has gone from near death to flying high. Not only did you overcome, but you have taken yourself to all new heights. I know a lot of puns but here is the truth. I am so very proud of you for the strength you now have. Not only physical strength but emotional strength. I could watch you dance with the silk every day of my life and be forever happy. In my heart I know that you have not yet finished

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Put a non-identifying email address in your message, like “petals327@yahoo.com” — not “j.smith@comcast.net.” Cheers! To my good friend Michelle who has been such a wonderful friend, I hope you remember how many people you’ve helped. Out of many people in this world I think you are one of the best I’ve ever met, and I am proud to call you my friend. It Is Never Too Late To Admit It is never to late to admit that I saw you - way before you every noticed me. Your excuse is that I was a patron and that you would have only said something had I made the first move. Well, I did. I am so glad I did- soon to be married and awaiting our first child, I am so lucky ... so very lucky that I did. But it is never too late to admit, I wish I had said something earlier. I wish I had stood out - I wish I could have had more time with you before so that you might never question it. I hope you never do, because I love you - I truly do. Please know that I saw you and before I could admit it, it was you - it is you and it always will be. Hello Batman Have missed your voice and gazing into your eyes. You need to come into the batcave and see this Batgirl. I love you with all my heart and read your messages loud and clear. I’ll leave the light on. Thank You I watched you, an employee, walk past a young man dressed representing our country in his army attire, sitting across from me in a local waiting room. You said to him, as you walked by, “thank-you for your service”. I

Single Ladies To all the single ladies. Band together, go out, and enjoy yourselves. If you don’t have a signifiant other taking you out, call a friend in a similar situation. Twigs Cheers to the restaurant patron who found my purse. Thank you for being honest. During these tough times, it would have been easy, for you to have taken the cash in my wallet, but you didn’t. Good karma will come your way. Two Great Guys Thank you to the two wonderful guys who stopped and towed me and my broken down SUV off the roadway so I wasn’t blocking traffic, early Sunday morning. It is nice to know that there still are people out there that will help. Valentines Day Chicken Hero You know who you are Sir!!! We would like to give you the biggest high five for donating 25 cents to our quest. Then ANOTHER high five for the celebratory car honks in the parking lot. YOU SIR are a cool dude!! You made our night! FREE THE CHICKEN!

Jeers Losers There must be something in the air in Spokane. There are so many losers it is pathetic. If you live with mommy and daddy and you are over the age of 22 you are a loser. Stop making excuses “Oh I’m in school, oh I don’t have the money, oh I need a better job” get your butt in gear and get to work and get out of mommy and daddy’s house. Besides if you are still in school and over the age of 22 you should be working. All the degrees in the world aren’t gonna help if you don’t have the work ethic to use them. I bet you have plenty of energy to hit up the club on the weekends, get trashed, play video games, go to concerts/bars and hang out with your loser friends. You got the energy to do that? Then

Shame On You! February 12, 2014, I had an iron ballerina sculpture, an iron sunflower and a wrought iron little plant stand stolen from my patio. The ballerina and sunflower were made for me and gifts to me from my Father who has passed away in 2010. To the creepy person who would come on my private property, on my front porch in the middle of the night to steal these pieces SHAME ON YOU!! If anyone happens to see these items or the person who took or has these items please return them to me. There is no monetary value just sentimental value to me. Please return them to my front porch...no questions asked. Sad and Broken Hearted in Spokane Breaking Into Cars Boo to the person who has broken into at least 3 Hyundais in the Shadle neighborhood. Reward for return of my RX glasses, RX sunglasses, vehicle registration, or husband’s driver’s license. Call Crime Check (509-456-2233) and turn this stuff in so I can see to drive legally, and so my husband has his license to drive legally, or drop it off where you took it from! Cheer To A Jeer Jeers to the cafeteria at Sacred Heart for charging an additional 25 cents for each to-go container that is used. This extra quarter is on top of their regular charges under the guise of “going green in 2014”. I find it hard to believe that every to-go container costs a quarter, especially when purchased in bulk. Way to go Sacred Heart, for turning a cheer (going green) into a jeer (ripping off your customers). Valentine’s Poem Did you receive a SPECIAL Valentine’s Day poem that your sweetheart stayed up for days composing? If it came from the Deaconess Diva, Dogboy, or an equally inconsiderate individual, run it through Google, before giving away any more sweet nothings! It’s better to be forgotten, than receive stolen emotion, in exchange for your affection. Return Policy Violators Jeers to all the “shoppers” in Spokane who think the Retailers are a rent a center. If you purchase an item and it is truly defective, then by all means return it. If you purchase a crystal bowl and break it...that is your fault so live with it! If you buy

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