TAKE 5 July 2023

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Ambassadors Wanted

The non-profit Ladysmith Ambassador Program is an amazing program that is open to youth in grades 10 to 12 who are residents of Ladysmith and the surrounding areas.

This program has been around for almost 70 years and is in jeopardy of folding due to a lack of interest. Last summer, we put a call out for volunteers to keep the program going, and we had a great response, but then we were unable to recruit youth to participate in the program. PLEASE ENCOURAGE ANY YOUTH TO SIGN UP FOR THE PROGRAM; IT IS VERY REWARDING.

Youth can benefit from an eight-week Speech Craft course that assists in speech writing and public speaking.

A four-week Professional Development Course is also available to give tips on presenting yourself and improving selfcon fidence.

Participants will have volunteer opportunities enabling them to become more involved in our community and build friendships that can last a lifetime.

Participants will learn about local service clubs and businesses that sponsor them and how they make a di fference in

Ladysmith Ambassadors (2019) at Ladysmith Maritime Society's Kids' Pirate Day. Photo submitted.

our community.

We have an Ambassador Fashion Show, Speech and Talent Showcase and Coronation, and various local parades and events.

Each participant is assigned a sponsor at the beginning of the program, so there is absolutely no cost for participation in the program to the participant or their parent/guardian.

The participants selected as Ambassadors at the end of the program spend a wonderful year representing their town at various events on the Island and usually two signi ficant events in larger cities around B.C. In the past, Ambassadors have attended events in Penticton, Vernon, Merritt, New Westminster and other cities; there is no cost to Ambassadors while attending events.

If you are interested in participating or helping run the program, please email ladhalkett@hotmail.com"

-Lynn Halkett

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Cedar resident continues to carve a name for himself

BY KERITH WADDINGTON

The latest work by Cedar resident and internationally-renowned Master Carver Noel Brown justi fiably has his name on it.

But Brown himself acknowledges that the 31-foot-high red cedar pole recently unveiled at Nanaimo’s new fi rehall on Fitzwilliam Street represents the collective expression of his ancestral beliefs, his family and friends and the efforts of many helpful hands.

He says the pole brought together the curious and the supportive who stopped by to swap neighbourly news and lend a hand while it sat in his front yard for the better part of the past year.

In fact, the creation of a pole, as in days gone by, is really a community effort, laughs Brown.

“Whether I wanted it or not, people were always dropping by to see what I was working on and to lend a hand if they could,” he says. “The whole neighbourhood will have a sense of ownership when this goes up, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

The pole on Fitzwilliam Street is as full of stories as the well-wishers who dropped by during its creation.

The eagle, bear and wolf on the pole are known to the Coast Salish as protectors, “which is what the fi refighters are for us,” says Brown. “And the Bentwood Box on the pole represents a container that holds all that we cherish, which is what our homes do,” he adds.

Why was a howling wolf put at the top? “Wolves have strong family ties, but they won’t hesitate to call for help if they need it,” says Brown. “And that’s what people do when they call the fi re department. They are calling for help.”

Work on the pole did not begin until the Snuneymuxw Elders approved the design, many elements of which were crafted by Brown’s own son Ritchie.

Brown says he is proud of his son’s input, and to have been commissioned to do the pole, which was unveiled on June 21, the National Day for Indigenous Peoples.

“I feel super lucky and very blessed to have been asked to create this for the City of Nanaimo,” says Brown, whose work can be seen at several locations in the central island area. Many people will know his work from the impressive 49foot welcome pole that greets visitors to Spirit Square in downtown Nanaimo’s Swy-a-Lana Park, the site of an ancestral Snuneymuxw village.

Brown is a member of the Coast Salish and Kwagulth people. He began carving in 1995: he was taught by his cousins Richard and Mathew Baker after their close cousin, best friend and prominent Northwest Coast artist James Christopher Lewis passed away.

Brown remembers his uncle fondly.

“I love him and hope to be half as good as he was,” he says. “He was a very kind, caring soul. And I can’t ever thank Richard and Mathew for taking me in and teaching me. I can never repay what they have done for me and my family.”

Asked what keeps him going after so many years of carving, Brown says he still loves the craft. “I wake up happy and am always learning new things,” he says.

Courting an international reputation and a large following, this humble Cedar resident chuckles when he says, “My father is almost ready to admit I didn’t turn out too badly.”

Biosolids shipped to Cassidy proposal

BY KERITH WADDINGTON

The Capital Regional District (CRD) has approved a plan and is awaiting Ministry and RDN concurrence to ship its biosolids — the granular remains of sewage treatment — to the Nanaimo area. It will be used to jump-start new vegetation in logging and reforestation sites, and to assist in the reclamation of gravel pits and mine sites.

Biosolids created at the CRD’s Residuals Treatment Facility have been sent to a cement plant owned by Lafarge Canada in Richmond, BC, where the material was incinerated and turned into fuel.

However, unforeseen operational and supply-chain issues at the cement kiln throughout 2022 and into 2023 resulted in the land filling of signi ficant amount of biosolids at the Hartland Residuals Treatment Facility.

As it stands, land filling biosolids is not considered a beneficial use, which is a regulatory requirement under provincial law. But the Province has been giving the CRD a temporary pass as it explores other options.

Andy Orr, senior manager of Corporate Communications at the CRD, says the current ban on the “in-region” land application of biosolids was “a political decision based on the precautionary principle” but that staff are now encouraging the region to look at in-region options as well.

The CRD in February amended its previous policy to allow for limited nonagricultural land application in other areas as a short-term contingency option.

This plan has been approved by the Ministry of the Environment and Climate Change. Any land application will include regular sampling to con fi rm compliance with Organic Matter Recycling Regulation (OMRR) criteria.

The CRD expects to have an assessment of long-term plans in place for biosolids by 2025, including undertaking three advanced thermal processing (pyrolysis and gasi fication) pilot projects.

It is not yet known when shipments north will begin or where the biosolids would be applied, although an old Lafarge gravel quarry located on hundreds of acres near Cassidy, south of Nanaimo, has been proposed as one such site. The CRD has agreed to supply a minimum

Master Carver Noel Brown Photo: Kerith Waddington

of 300 tonnes of biosolids per year to mix with other materials to create new topsoil for plants to assist in the site’s reclamation.

The CRD would send one dump truck full every two days to the LaFarge site in Cassidy, which has the approvals it needs to accept the material.

Even if the Richmond cement plant reopens, the CRD wants to send biosolids to Cassidy. But as Orr explains, “we really hope the cement kiln gets up and running soon, as that is a good use of the materials and a carbon offset for them.” Shipments to the Cassidy site are awaiting approval from a different provincial ministry, Energy Mines and Low Carbon Initiatives, which regulates reclaimed mining sites.

The biosolids at the Cassidy site will be more than 200 metres from the Nanaimo River, and the Province will have oversight over the reclamation.

There will be a limit to the material accepted at the Cassidy site based on the Organic Matter Recycling Regulation, and whatever direction the quali fied professional provides.

Many Nanaimo-area residents may be surprised to learn that Nanaimo is already receiving biosolids from the French Creek Pollution Control Centre: those biosolids have been used in the soil fabrication program at the Harmac mill in Duke Point, in partnership with Nanaimo Forest Products Ltd.

Additionally, up to 7,000 tonnes of biosolids from the Greater Nanaimo Pollution Control Centre (GNPCC) are being used annually at a new site located near Blackjack Ridge, north of the Nanaimo Lakes. The biosolids are enriching the soil and supporting healthy tree growth. A hydrogeological assessment determined there is no risk to wells or other water sources in the area, including the Nanaimo Lakes and the Nanaimo River.

Biosolids are stabilized to meet provincially regulated quality criteria. Because of the high amount of nutrients and organic matter present in biosolids, the Canadian Council of Ministers of the Environment and the BC Ministry of Environment and Climate Change Strategy encourage local governments to positively reuse biosolids to benefit from the high nutrient value.

Sean DePol, RDN director of Water and Wastewater, stresses that biosolids

are a beneficial product that are “safe if applied according to regulations and responsibly managed.” He says that while some people may be upset that Victoria is sending this material north to us, “it’s common for many regions to ship their biosolids elsewhere.” He adds that years ago Nanaimo even sent some of its biosolids south to Victoria.

DePol addresses the fear that some people have around biosolids. “By the time this material has been processed, it is akin to the organic matter you put in your garden,” he says. “Biosolids can have a major net benefit to the environment with minimal risk.”

LRCA Concerts in the Park Returns

The popular LRCA Concerts in the Park fundraiser series is back.

The concerts run Sundays at 6 p.m. at Transfer Beach Park Amphitheatre. Donations, collected at halftime by Volunteer Coordinator Janis Beecroft and her team, go to the Ladysmith Resources Centre Association to support their work in the community.

Referring to last year’s funds raised,

Rick Rake, LRCA manager of communications and events, says, “The generosity was amazing.”

Here is this year’s lineup:

The Doctors of Rock ’n’ Roll return to launch the series on Sunday, July 9, at 6 p.m. From 50s oldies to modern day rock, these Docs play it all. The self-proclaimed “powerhouse quartet” features Russ Der on keys and sax; Al Medcalf

on guitar; Paul Bourke on bass; and Kyle Alessia on drums.

Soul Shakers and their high-energy sounds are back on July 16. Dubbed one of the best dance bands on the Island and led by powerhouse singer Joyce Allensen, this band for all ages will have you singing and dancing along to classic popular soul, Motown and R’n’B tunes.

The concerts continue in August.

Ladysmith Community Marina launches “open table” series

The Ladysmith Maritime Society (LMS), the not-for-profit group that operates the Ladysmith Community Marina, is inviting the public to open discussions on the topic of the Water Lot Lease Transfer (District Lot DL2016) and what it means for the future of the Ladysmith Community Marina. This summer every Tuesday, between 4 pm-5pm, until August, 29, 2023, the public is invited to an “Open Table” on their newly renovated Social Dock.

Hosted by the Executive Director and LMS Board members, the purpose is to share facts and new developments in connection with the water lot DL 2016. You will have an opportunity to ask questions, share your views, ideas and concerns about DL2016; or any other issues related to LMS and the Community Marina. So far over 3000 signatures have been received on a petition asking the Province to help facilitate talks between Stz'uminus and the LMS which has been given eviction notice by the end of 2023 by the Town of Ladysmith.

Summer Season for Ladysmith Museum

BY AUDREY HASLAM

Come and experience Treemendous — a new exhibit at the Ladysmith Museum that brings the forest’s lush history to life. Learn from illustrative and informative displays of how we benefit from our trees. Look at the latest science exploring how BC’s most essential ecosystem works and discover how our culture, economy and environment hinge on our local forests. Discover how new challenges are changing our forests and why it’s essential we know how we can protect them.

For Ladysmith & District Historical Society president Quentin Goodbody, the most surprising fact he learned was

Soul Shakers to play in Ladysmith's Concerts in the Park. Photo submitted.

that forest fi res have existed even before trees evolved. Goodbody headed up the research on the project. The team included Cheryl Bancroft and Gordon Filewych, and Western Forest Products sponsored the exhibit.

Also, at the museum is a storybook walk. A collaboration between the LRCA’s Adventures in Early Literacy and the Ladysmith Library, this super fun event celebrates the Treemendous exhibit in a storybook walk and hands-on book-themed game. Complete any of the challenges to enter to win a prize! Learn more about this event and others by visiting LRCA’s Facebook, or going to www.lrca.ca/programs/family-support-services/ kids-services/adventures-in-early-literacy/.

The museum is gearing up for a busy summer season with the return of its popular Tea and Tales series Thursdays, July 6, 20 and 27, at 2 p.m. And new this year: A Sunshine Picnic and Sing Along with the Sunshine Girls, July 23, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Bring a blanket, a bag lunch and join in the fun.

The Ladysmith Museum and Gift Shop are open daily 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and are pet friendly! For details call 250-245-0423.

Stamping Out Cancer

The Order of the Eastern Star (OES) needs your help at “stamping out cancer” for good! In BC and Yukon, the OES has collected, trimmed and sold postage stamps every year since 1954, and they even have a branch in Ladysmith. As of this year, they have donated over $480,000 for cancer research, cancer dressings and the cancer patient comfort fund. This year alone, the Stamping Out Cancer project raised just over $3,300 towards the fight against cancer.

The aim for the last 69 years has been to collect postage stamps in hopes of stamping out cancer, and you are all invited to help in this endeavour. With your help, the OES has the goal to raise half a million dollars to help fend off cancer for good!

The fi rst sale of postage stamps was made to a Vancouver stamp buyer for $34.95, which is equal to about $374.94 today after in flation! Eastern Star has broadened their reach since their humble beginnings by selling postcards and other postal history and ephemera. As the world relies more on technology, there are less postage stamps in use, and the OES has less stamps to sell. For more information or to arrange for a pickup contact, you can reach out to Mernie Sutton at goodmoring2017@gmail.com.

Poster Winner

Congratulations to artist Elaine Grodaes for her entry “Cruising Downtown”, the winning poster in the Ladysmith Show ’n’ Shine Society contest.

“This poster is a nod to my family history and the fond memories we associate with a vintage vehicle,” says Grodaes. The poster features a souped-up 1955 International Harvester pickup truck. “We used to spend every summer at my grandparent’s farm in Saskatchewan. All us kids learned to drive in ‘the little blue truck.’ My brother has lovingly restored the truck to its prime and now proudly participates in local Show ’n’ Shines in Alberta.”

Each summer, on the third Saturday of August, downtown Ladysmith is home to the Show ’n’ Shine, where vintage car enthusiasts showcase over 270 cars of all makes and models. For more information on the activities planned during Ladysmith Show and Shine, visit www.ladysmithshowandshine.ca.

Nanaimo Lawn Bowling Club celebrates 100

BY ELLY SMITH

If you like bowling and/or curling, then this sport is a great combination of those skills. You will get a chance to fi nd out more on July 21 as the club marks its 100th anniversary with a fun day and BBQ at their facility located in Bowen Park, Nanaimo.

President Frances Tester picked up her fi rst bowl in 1992, having never curled or bowled before, but this sport just grabbed her and she has been playing ever since. The social aspect of the club was a huge attraction for Tester, and being a part of leagues and tournaments expanded her circle of friends.

Instead of balls and rocks, this sport uses “bowls” to roll at a small white marker ball called a “jack” on a field of very short grass called a bowling green. This is an excellent sport for those who want to be outside, meet others and get some exercise. Even those with mobility issues can play thanks to a few aids. As Tester says “you can bowl until you cannot stand up.”

Since 1983, the club has also been offering bowling to the visually impaired community with green times, coaching and sighted helpers.

The season runs from April to September, soft-soled sneakers are all the equipment required and there are a variety of leagues, coaching and fun games available throughout the week. Visit nanaimolawnbowling.ca for more information.

New Board Installed at CVCAS AGM

A full slate of directors was approved at the Chemainus Valley Cultural Arts Society AGM. Now the 10 board members will get down to the business of running the organization that keeps the music, art and literature coming in the region.

Bev Knight will take on the responsibilities of chair, replacing Bob Johns, who stepped off the board, but continues on the Performance Committee. Joining Knight in executive positions are new board member Barbara Winberg, taking on the secretary’s duties; and Kathy Wachs, keeping track of the books in the treasurer’s role.

“We’re being discovered as the go-to organization when it comes to cultural activities and events in the Chemainus Val-

ley, so we need all the hands on deck we can get,” said Knight. One of the main priorities of CVCAS will be to take-in new members. “As well as meeting people and having some fun, volunteers support community arts in the Chemainus Valley,” said Knight.

The mainstay of the CVCAS remains the ever popular Music in the Park series and the summer music festivals. Those activities have been expanded, with a selection of classical music to be performed on selected Wednesday evenings.

The West Coast indigenous paintings by featured artist Dion Daniels, currently on display through July, are “flying off the wall,” says RFA representative Diana Durrand.

The Writers’ Forum continues to encourage storytellers, writers and poets by providing venues where they can share and develop their work.

Check out CVCAS.ca for more events and activities.

Connectivity Strategy to Improve Internet and Cellular Service for Cowichan Communities

Thanks to a new strategy, the Cowichan area may be getting better internet and cellular connections. The newly completed strategy has identi fied gaps in connectivity for the region, outlining actions for improved connection into the future. The Cowichan Valley Regional District (CVRD) Board Strategic Plan developed this strategy for residents of all income levels.

After extensive research and funding for the project in 2021, Economic Development Cowichan (EDC) launched the Cowichan Regional Internet and Cellular Connectivity Strategy project in early 2022. Working in collaboration with consultants from IBI Group, they developed a Regional Connectivity Strategy and four Community Connectivity Plans.

“Connectivity is an essential service that allows us not only to communicate, but to work, learn and access services online,” says Barry O’Riordan, manager of Economic Development Cowichan. The report provides 28 actions.

Frances Tester, president, Nanaimo Lawn Bowling Club.

Photo: Elly Smith

Sunday Crafters at North Oyster Community Centre

BY MARINA SACHT

It’s Sunday morning, and the cars are starting to pull into the North Oyster Community Centre. They have come to see handmade metalwork, crocheting, knitting, pottery, birdhouses, jewellery, handmade jams and so much more.

The craft fair was started in 2008 by Carol McNab, one of the NOAHS directors, as a fundraiser to help with the restoration costs of the former school building. When Carol passed away in 2010, the crafters decided to call the group “Carol’s Crafters” in her honour, explains Kathy Doyle, one of the organizers.

The craft fair runs every Sunday from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., except for Easter and a short break from just before Christmas until mid-January. “Some crafters have been there since 2008, while others are newcomers,” Doyle explains.

Vicki Suddaby, who has been coming for 13 years, greets me behind a table fi lled with her husband’s delightful pottery. “It’s a good place to be. We always have fun here,” she says, pointing out that they are close to many other enjoyable activities and worth the short drive.

Another regular is Peter Thorpe, who makes beautiful pens, bottle stoppers and more. His pens are works of art made from various materials, such as wood and acrylic, and come in multiple colours.

“I retired and needed something to do,” says Peter, who started his hobby after seeing a show on pen making. Now, he inspires others to write better with his handcrafted pens.

Carol’s Crafters continues as a fundraiser for NOAHS, which operates the centre. The vendors keep any money they make from the sales of their products but pay a weekly table rental fee.

They currently have room for more vendors.

“They give us a good deal and make a little bit of money,” says Suddaby.

Laughter and conversation fill the room as more people spill in to admire the goods and greet their neighbours.

“It’s a win-win,” says Suddaby.

Medina Set to Play Island with stop in Ladysmith

BY NADINE WONG

Ladysmith is welcoming musically acclaimed Cesar Medina as he winds down his Vancouver Island Tour, July 27 through August 5. With house concerts scheduled from Qualicum to Victoria and a list of venues up and down the coast, he will be sharing his guitar and vocals on August 4 at the Ladysmith Community Marina.

Cesar is a Mexican-born musician and artist who resides on the Bay of Banderas in Nayarit, MX. A sought-after guitar player and singer of pop rock, blues and country in both English and his native Spanish, he performs original works as well as cover songs from artists such as Billy Joel, Elton John, Otis Redding and Garth Brooks. His guitar and vocals resonate when he performs in the style of flamenco guitar and Spanish ballads. For more information www. cesarmedina.com.mx.

Cesar is also a portrait and figure artist, working in graphite, charcoal, metal

point and sanguine. His portraits hang in the homes of patrons, family and friends from all over the world. He will be teaching a one-day class at the Ladysmith Art Gallery, 444 Parkhill Terrace.

Chemainus Theatre's Ghost the Musical opens

Haunting the Chemainus Theatre comes Ghost the Musical! Adapted from the popular award-winning hit fi lm that captured the hearts and imaginations of a generation back in the 1990s, Ghost the Musical is a rollercoaster ride of romance, comedy, drama and excitement.

The storyline follows Sam and Molly, a young couple whose connection takes a shocking turn after Sam’s sudden death. The bond of love transcends all challenges as Sam, trapped between two worlds, refuses to leave Molly when he learns she is in grave danger. Desperate to communicate with her, he turns to a storefront psychic who helps him protect Molly and avenge his death.

Ghost the Musical is based on the book and lyrics by Bruce Joel Rubin and features an original pop score by Dave Stewart and Glen Ballard. It is adapted from the hit film by its Academy Awardwinning screenwriter Bruce Joel Rubin. Matinee and evening shows run June 23 to August 27. Call the Box Office at 1-800-565-7738 or visit chemainustheatre.ca to book your tickets.

Peter Thorpe with his handcrafted pens at Carol's Crafters. Photo: Marina Sacht

Cesar Medina plays Ladysmith Community Marina. Photo submitted.

Art Gallery Opens

Well known to the community but new to the downtown area, the recently opened Ladysmith Art Gallery located at First and High Street (32 High Street) is a refreshing visual feast. Showing the work of local artists, the new space is bright and inviting. The gallery is open Wednesday to Saturday, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

(l-r) Sophie Paisley, Etsuko Kaji, Robin Millan inside the Ladysmith Art Gallery. Photo: Nadine Wong

Summertime Adventures

Toddlers through Teens

BY JOANNE PENHALE

Smash their screens and burn their workbooks — if you’re blessed by the company of kids this summer, help them explore this area’s vast wilderness, water and valuable local institutions.

Starting in south Chemainus, Fuller Lake’s sandy beach offers a shallow entry to a swim area with a dock as well trees for shade, picnic tables, a playground, washrooms and a boat ramp for non-motorized boats. With easy access from Highway 1 and beach-adjacent parking, a daytrip here, at 9323 Poplar Road, is on the easy side of summer family fun.

Northward in Saltair, off 10786 Chemainus Road, try Stocking Creek Park for about two kilometres of up-anddown trails through rainforest alongside a gurgling clear stream and a waterfall. With depths no higher than your

knee, parts of the creek make for happy splashing for little humans to keep cool.

Nearby, ideally around low tide, head straight down South Oyster School Road, park and descend the stairs to Big Rock Beach. The namesake boulder is

likely to wow some aspiring geologists, and creatures in the sand beyond will elicit wonder and thrills. Bring a shovel, enjoy watching the kids unearth a geoduck clam and take in the A+ view of Stuart Channel.

For river swimming, adventurers at Nanaimo River Regional Park can walk a few minutes from roadside parking at 1955 Frey Road in South Nanaimo, fi nd a riverside perch and become one with the resident fish and frogs.

The above sites scratch the surface of water and wilderness adventures to be had in the area. More hikes include Holland Creek Trail, which has multiple access points in Ladysmith and can suit toddlers; or for those with more stamina, try Cable Bay Trail and Joan Point Park, accessed off the end of Nicola Road in Cedar. Bring a picnic, lay a blanket on the rocks overlooking Dodds Narrows and Mudge Island and be thrilled by passing marine activity, which may include eagles, salmon, sealions and seals. Or for some scenic driving, no hiking, pebbly beach bliss and some stunning colours at dusk, try Elliots Beach Park in North Oyster.

Enjoying a snuggle with a chick at Yellow Point Farms is author’s daughter Rose Light. Photo: Joanne Penhale

Of course, in all outdoor activities, remember sun protection, water safety and leave wilderness sites more pristine than when you arrived.

And on that note, do not actually smash tablets and nor burn workbooks!

The Health Care Auxiliary thrift stores in both Ladysmith and Chemainus are a revolving door of treasures that are organized and priced fairly by an army of friendly volunteers. Make way for indoor cartwheels at home by schlepping in those material goods you didn’t need after all; their value will benefit local health care and make bargain hunters smile. The Ladysmith store, at 910 First Avenue, is open weekdays 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., and Saturdays 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. The Chemainus store, at 9867 Maple Street, is open 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday. Hours for dropping off goods di ffer slightly. Better yet, make it an errand day and have the kids help haul recyclables to one of the area’s two bottle depots. Kids love to be helpful and sort items. Whatever coins kids earn on returned drinking containers can go a long way on toys, games, old-timey knick-knacks, or fancy dress-up gear at those wonderful, wonderful thrift stores.

Ladysmith’s Junction Bottle Depot, 149 Oyster Bay Drive,

is open daily 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., except Sundays, 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.

South Nanaimo’s Bottle Depot, 839 Old Victoria Road, is open daily until 5 p.m., except Sundays until 4 p.m.

Nearby is the Calico Cat Tea House, where kids old enough to sit still for an hour may enjoy experiencing high tea, with dainty sandwiches, scones, fruit and sweets on pretty dishes, amidst flowery decor. Lunch and tea leaf readings are also available by reservation (250-754-3865). Open Wednesday through Sunday, at 1081 Haliburton Street.

A weekend drive along the winding and pastoral Yellow Point Road, which spans 16 kilometres from North Oyster to Cedar, offers a myriad of opportunities for family fun and spontaneity. Yellow Point Farms, at 4756 Yellowpoint Road, has a petting farm, where the animals roam freely. For a $9 admission fee, Fridays and Saturdays 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., and Sundays 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., children can relish a goat snuggle, petting a mini horse in the sun and numerous other farm animal encounters. The farm store has local meats as well as produce and other treats for excellent backseat munching between stops.

A newcomer, at the end of the driveway at 3881 Yellow Point Road, Crystal Quest is well worth stopping by, Fridays and Saturdays 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., and Sundays noon to 5 p.m. Thousands of colourful crystals, mineral specimens and more shimmer throughout the small, serene, sunlit store, and proprietor Dee engages kids on the subject of energy, their feelings of connection with rocks and other intuitive ways of being that aren’t part of the typical educational curricula. Lucky shopgoers may also pet Merlin, the flu ffy orange-and-white Maine Coon, or glimpse Kali, the lynx point Siamese, whiz by.

Further along meandering Yellow Point Road, a number of ocean access points offer kids the glee of discovering life at the intersection of land and sea. The most accessible is Blue Heron Park, at 13485 Westby Road. Here, a sloping rocky beach is easy to enter, ideally with waterproof footwear, and intrepid littles can experience the shear joy of handling wee crabs found beneath upturned rocks.

Finally, on a Sunday, the outdoor Cedar Farmers’ Market, at 1984 Woodbank Road, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., offers a large variety of local food, artisanal products, music and people watching, all of which provides stimulation and nourishment for any age.

Happy exploring!

Riverside sunning, picnicking, deep-water swimming and frog catching are some of the joys of a summer day at Nanaimo River Regional Park. Photo: Joanne Penhale

The dog days of summer

BY KATHY REILLY

This term originates from Roman times. It referred to Sirius, the Dog Star, the brightest star in the night sky, and literally means HOT.

What it should mean to our canine companions is safe summer fun, lounging in the shade or an air-conditioned room, romping in the backyard under a sprinkler or in a kiddie pool, or early morning or lateevening walks.

It could mean being left at home alone more often than in other seasons. To ensure your dog accepts being left without showing signs of stress, work on conditioning him. Start by leaving him alone for short periods — a trip to the mailbox, a walk around the garden — where you can hear if he is crying or barking. To help him to relax, always give him a Kong or a treat ball stu ffed with extra special treats that he loves and that he never gets any other time. Then leave without a whiney “Goodbye, Baby. Mommy will be back soon!” Just leave quietly. When you return home, don’t make a big fuss. Ignore your dog until he is showing calm behaviour.

Consider doggy daycare while you run errands or plan on an all-day excursion. Make sure the dogs are kept cool and not playing or walking outdoors in the sun for long periods. Indoor play and naptime should be a comfortable temperature. Never leave your dog in a car, even with the windows down. Your car can heat up to over 50 degrees Celsius in as little as 10 minutes.

One of my pet peeves is people walking dogs on concrete or asphalt in the mid-day heat. Dogs are so loyal that they will go with us without complaining, no matter how much it pains them.

For an example, of how hot pavement can get when the air temperature is 29C, concrete is 40C and Asphalt is 54C. If you feel that both of you need exercise, try a walk on one of our many wooded, shady trails, lined with bark mulch, with perhaps a refreshing dip in a stream along the way — a Zen experience for both you and your dog.

Pug keeping his cool in the summer. Photo submitted.

RDN Area A Cedar, South Wellington, Cassidy & Yellow Point

Roads - I went on a tour of our community with Ministry of Transportation and Infrastructure (MoTI) to discuss road concerns. Although I posted a summary of that discussion on many local Facebook sites, I’ll include the information here for those not on social media.

I explained my concerns about the mismatch between MoTI’s policy approach of rural community traffic guidelines applied to our community, which is more accurately understood as being at the interface between rural and urban. I noted that with our growing population and proximity to Nanaimo, the rural policy approach is not addressing community road safety concerns. Although policy change occurs high up in the system, I wanted this MoTI staff member to understand our community and I hope to change the general dialogue about the approach to roads at the rural-urban interface.

During this tour, we discussed several issues of concern, including, but not limited to, speed on the Cedar Road and crosswalk safety, illegal parking, community concern about unsafe road conditions (e.g., Barne’s S-curve, Morden Rd. at Waring), the Macmillan Road flooding problem and poor road conditions (I took him to the worst road I knew of: Nictash Rd.). I also brought up concerns about MoTI’s brush clearing that left clippings roadside throughout community.

Although there are aspects of MoTI’s approach that I disagree with and will continue to advocate to change, this staff member seemed to genuinely care about addressing road concerns within the limits of their budget constraints and policy approach. So, let’s enjoy the little wins as we work for grander system change.

Cassidy and Adshead Road will be a separate tour. Please send me information about road quality/safety for Cassidy roads.

Budget - The RDN is beginning the fi nancial plan process, and the Board wants to hear your thoughts on what priorities it should consider for the 2024–2028 budget.

How do you think we should prioritize our spending in Area A?

Are their local amenities (e.g., parks) or services that you think we need in our community? Or would you rather not have amenities or services and have lower taxes instead?

I want to hear your priorities for our budget!

Go to this link to get more information and to share your opinion: www.getinvolved.rdn.ca/rdn-budget-talks/news_ feed. There is a video on how regional budgeting works at the RDN and budget documents to view the current budget. Submit your input by Friday, July 14, 2023. You can also email or call me directly to share your priorities at Jessica. stanley@rdn.bc.ca or 250-268-7359.

CVRD Area H North Oyster/ Diamond

I’m not sure if this is happening to you, but lately, it seems that all my days end up going sideways. Then, as someone pointed out, were they ever straight? As

a farmer, going sideways happens more often than not, so perhaps my expectations need to be reoriented so that things should be expected to go sideways.

The Schnitzer rezoning application is a good example of things going sideways. In the June TAKE 5 edition, I wrote about the public information session process and to watch for ads and a mailout. That went sideways when an editing error resulted in the wrong time in the ad for the TAKE 5. However, the correct time was in my director’s report, and the other ads and the mailouts were correct.

There were also concerns raised about why the Aggie Hall and not the North Oyster School? This was a result of short time lines due to the CVRD Board’s request to host the session before the end of June. The CVRD did not hear back from the School District before the decision had to be made.

The next big concern was the request for questions to be sent to the CVRD in advance of the meeting. (It was asked, “Why not at the meeting?”) The answer: the questions in advance would make the meeting more efficient. But the response also included the clari fication that questions could be submitted at the meeting.

I am writing this article four days before the public meeting, so I can only anticipate the turnout will reflect the great interest in the community. A CVRD director has a duty to listen to all applications without bias and to keep an open mind. All electoral directors were invited to the public meeting and will be listening carefully to the questions and the responses. It is unlikely a director would have asked anything at the public meeting — unless it was about process. The time for directors to ask questions is at committee and board meetings.

CVRD staff will record the public meeting and report to the Electoral Area Services Committee (EASC) in July. The fi rst opportunity for this is Wednesday, July 5, at 1:30 p.m. However, the EASC meeting information will not be available on the CVRD website until

Friday, June 30. I know some have difficulty accessing this information. To assist people to get the meeting package, please contact me and I’ll send you the documents. Or, as needed, I can prepare a printed package for you to pick up.

Next, the EASC will be provided a staff report with a number of options. The EASC will make a recommendation that goes to the CVRD board meeting for decision. As this is an electoral area issue then only the electoral area directors will vote on this application when it goes to the Board for decision. In the normal process, if the Board approves an application that has had second reading (as in this case), then the next step would be a public hearing. If the application is denied, then the application is over and does not proceed any further.

There is a lot to learn about the process (steps) to follow. The purpose is to allow all applicants to have a fair opportunity to have their application considered. That is why there are very skilled and knowledgeable staff at the CVRD — to help directors get the process right and to support good decision making.

To close, I wanted to mention the curbside (do we have any curbs in Area H?) collection of recycling, garbage and compost. I have heard from a number of people; for some, it can’t come soon enough, and others who don’t need or want it. So, if things don’t go sideways, I’ll give an update on curbside collection in the August TAKE 5.

Ben Maartman 250-510-5930; ben.maartman@cvrd.bc.ca

CVRD Area G Director Jesse McClinton's submission was not available at presstime.

Little Gems of the Forest

BY KALI BRAUCKMANN, ECOFORESTRY INSTITUTE SOCIETY NATURALIST

Today, I am in Wildwood Ecoforest in search of flowers. These are not the grand flowers we see in gardens or along roads, boasting vibrant colours and large petals. The flowers I seek here are small, requiring readers to don their glasses to fully appreciate them. Initially, the forest appears to be dominated by shades of green and brown, but once you open your eyes to the subtle colours hidden within, they become apparent everywhere.

A few feet off the road, I spot a pop of pink amidst the trailing blackberries and Oregon grapes. At fi rst, I’m uncertain about the type of flower I’m observing, but as my eyes adjust, I notice its resemblance to the sweet peas in my garden. However, these little sweet peas are slightly smaller than my thumbnail. They belong to the leafy peavine species, scienti fically known as Lathyrus polyphyllus. These delicate flowers showcase hues of pink and hints of purple, transitioning to blue as they wither. Intrigued, I lean in, leading with my nose, to delve deeper into their characteristics and their methods of attracting pollinators. A subtle fragrance wafts into my nostrils, and a gentle smile graces my face. What a delightful little flower!

I decide to stop over at Wildwood’s mill site, basking in the sun while reveling in the melodies of the birds. As I immerse myself in this tranquil experience, I can’t help but notice the dryness of the mill site. The grass has transformed into slender, golden stalks and even the soft cattail moss crackles beneath my feet. Observing this particular area of the forest, it appears to be suspended in a state of quiet anticipation, awaiting the arrival of the rains.

Amidst the immature Douglas-fi rs, I spy a slender stick standing about a foot tall, resembling a pencil in width. Curiosity piqued, I approach to investigate.

As I draw nearer, I discern that the stick is pale green and adorned with tiny white flowers along its length. I kneel down to observe these sparkling white blossoms, their delicate structure gleaming in the sunlight. Each flower possesses a long tube, presumably brimming with nectar. Excitement surges through my chest as I realize that these flowers resemble those of another orchid species found in this forest — the rattle-snake plantain.

“I’ve found another orchid species!” I exclaim with glee. Looking around, as if a veil has been lifted, I discover several orchids nestled within this small patch of sunlit moss. I can’t help but wonder what other hidden gems lie concealed in this forest, awaiting discovery.

Leafy peavine blossoms.

Photo: Kali Brauckmann

Candy-coloured coralroot orchid blossoms. Photo: Kali Brauckmann

A cluster of fuzzy blossoms on a stinging nettle. Photo: Kali Brauckmann

Invasive Plants

BY CAROLYN HERRIOT

Whether a plant is invasive or not depends on how it behaves in a given environment. I was once on a train in the UK, admiring the purple flower spikes of the butter fly bush, Buddleja da-vidii, along the train tracks as we sped by. A lovely sight, but their seeds spread fast, and even though we value it in our gardens, it is on the list of invasive, so beware! My sister and I once drove many miles of country roads in County Cork on a trip to Ireland, where the narrow rural roads were spectacularly bracketed by Fuchsia magellanica in full bloom. This showed me the reproductive prowess of an otherwise innocuous garden shrub. It must have been all that rain!

I have sat through many talks given by plant explorers, such as Dan Hinkley of Heronswood, who go hunting abroad for interesting species that are later introduced into the plant trade. I am concerned that some of these innocent introductions will turn into the next invasive species that comes to haunt us. The person who plants them often moves on, leaving the consequences to the rest of us to remedy. We need to be more cautious when choosing plants we include in our landscapes, and nurseries need to stop selling plants that are known to be invasive.

I used to run a plant nursery in Victoria, and even I was guilty of selling plants that have the capacity to take over, given the right conditions. Yellow loosestrife (Lysimachia punctata) was one example: a lovely show of yellow in early summer that results in a hostile takeover in moist soils. Lemon balm makes a soothing cuppa, but let those seeds loose, and you have lemon balm showing up everywhere. Ditto bronze fennel. Same with anything in the mint family. Most people know never to let mint out of a container or it will spread like wildfire, and usually win the battle with other plants.

I remember one spring when buttercups had taken over my perennial borders, and visitors to my nursery garden wanted to know what the pretty yellow flower was. No one could believe it was the lowly buttercup doing its thing. It looked wonderful accented by the delicate blue flowers of the forget-me-not that had seeded itself all over. We had poorly drained clay soil, perfect for the needs of this plant, so off it went!

In our current garden, we inherited periwinkle (Vinca minor) on a rockery, and last year, we were forced to go on a rampage to prevent it from overgrowing our garden beds. I say that for every garden, there’s a pernicious weed. I’ve battled

goutweed (plain and variegated), couch grass, horsetail (Equisetum), knapweed and knotweed, to mention just a few. Any plant with a common name with the word weed in it is worth keeping an eye on. Good luck controlling the common blue knapweed (Centaurea montana) that flings its seeds all over the place. It’s worse than the woodland bluebell for returning the following year.

I once was gifted a clump of yellow flag iris by a friend who had no idea what he was doing. He helped to start a problem between us and our neighbours with horses, for which this plant is toxic. Three years later, they had to hire a bobcat to turf out the iris that was rapidly choking out our shared pond. Right now the spectacular yellow fringe on Quennell Lake is caused by these spready plants, and don’t think you can just dig them out. They have tenacious roots that go way down!

In the wild, we have a responsibility to control invasive plants, as we see how English ivy can choke trees and how Scotch broom can smother native plants. It’s quite amazing to see the af-ter effects of broom removal, when wildflowers emerge the following year, totally changing the landscape.

The top invasive species on Vancouver Island are knotweed (Japanese, bohemian, giant and Himalayan), giant hogweed (cow parsnip), English ivy, English holly, Scotch broom, Daphne spurge laurel and purple loosestrife.

I love the free flow of a naturalistic garden, but it takes observation and hard work to keep plants in check when they start to dominate the landscape. So, do yourself a favour and avoid plants that are known to be invasive.

Yellow flag iris at Quennell Lake.

Photo: Jain Alcock-White.

Dockside entertainment

BY JOSH PERSSON

Sail down to the Ladysmith Community Marina (LCM) this summer for fun and activities, from dining to concerts to getting out on the water with a boat.

Looking to get a little exercise? The LCM has three heritage row boats available. The FJB was built in 1920, the Joan was built in 1945, and the Wetherell Ski ff also build in the 1920s.

“These have all been restored by volunteers,” said Richard Wiefelspuett, Ladysmith Maritime Society executive director. The LMS is a non-profit society that operates the Ladysmith Community Marina and its activities.

“We had them on display for a long time, but last year we began to think about other ways of using them,” said Wiefelspuett, who says the rowing boat program is also a way to give back to the membership.

While there is no cost to take out the boats, you do need to be a member. Membership is $20 for a year. Boats must be booked, preferably a few days before, and a voyage plan must be submitted. The LMS team will ensure that weather conditions are safe before giving the green light.

If rowing is not your thing, you can take a harbour tour on the Maritimer or venture to Thetis Island aboard the Kirkegaard.

Other popular events at the LCM include two On the Docks events! Enjoy a tasty meal by the seaside with the Dine on the Docks and jam out with guest musicians: Linda Lavender and Kenny Brault on July 14, Al Seaman on July 28, and Andrea Smith on August 25.

If you prefer relaxing with a nice drink and listening to music with friends and family, then Music on the Docks is for you! Starring Joe Stanton on July 7, the

Copper Canyon Band on July 21, Cesar Medina on August 4, Mark Wonneck on August 18, and, to cap the summer off, Terry Boyle and Ceilidh Briscoe on September 1. Get your tickets online now at lmsmarina.ca.

Linda MacShane and Fred Feige enjoy using the row boats at Ladysmith Community Marina.

Photo: Marina Sacht

Loud Harleys

It was an idyllic Sunday afternoon. Chores were done, lunch was over and my lounge chair was set up under the tree - nap time! Suddenly, the tranquility was shattered by what sounded like a tremendous explosion. “To your foxholes men, we’re under attack.”

I bolted upright as the startled cat on my lap blasted off like a rocket, his claws leaving trails of blood across my thighs as he fought for traction. Then I realized it wasn’t an attack. I wasn’t vacationing on the Gaza Strip after all. It was just another Harley passing by.

Those Harley guys drink from a different water supply, don’t they?

Historical aside: in addition to being called Hogs and Fatboys, Harleys have also been known as Flatheads, Panheads, Shovelheads and, my favourite, Knuckleheads. Just thought you’d want to know.

After my cat apologized and we staunched the bleeding, I started thinking about Harley riders and their loud, obnoxious bikes. You’ll understand if my thoughts are less than charitable.

After much consideration, it occurred to me that most Harley riders are not motorcycle enthusiasts. They love Harleys, but that’s about all. For them, no other brand or style of motorcycle exists. They completely ignore classic jewels like a Bultaco Metrella, a Hodaka Ace 90, a four-cylinder CB 400F Super Sport, or a 250 Ducati Street Scrambler, a bike whose engine belongs in the Bevel Cut Gear Hall of Fame.

Nor do the Harley guys have any interest in other large-displacement twin cylinders. I can understand why they might not like a BMW - too slick, too modern; or a Ducati - too ferocious, like owning a switchblade. But a Moto Guzzi? A fellow cop bike with agricultural roots, a

bike that could be Harley-Davidson’s Italian cousin?

No, few Harley owners can claim to like motorcycles. It would be like saying you love food when all you eat is hamburgers. With Harley guys, when it comes time to shop for a new bike, you won’t fi nd them poring over the latest Cycle magazine comparison test. No, it’s down to the Harley shop for the latest version of The Loud Bastard. Who cares if it costs 50% more and is half as reliable as its competitors, just so long as the mu fflers detach so you can scare the piss out of your neighbour’s cat.

A real motorcycle enthusiast likes all types of bikes. For example, even hardcore sport bike owners are raving about Honda’s well-muffled, eight-hp, 125cc playbike that tops out at 60 mph and is named the Grom. The Grom’s attraction? It’s light, exceptionally maneuverable, goes through the gears with commendable alacrity, and most of all is FUN. Rest assured, you won’t be hearing its praises sung at the Road Warriors clubhouse, or read about it in their newsletter.

If you want to see a real motorcycle enthusiast, google Jay Leno’s Garage. From one to eight cylinders, Leno’s collection has all makes and models, right down to a jet-engined bike because, well, who else was going to buy it?

So, what is the attraction of Harleys? For many, it’s about rebellion, about being different, or at least as different as the other 23 million Harley riders out there. It’s showing society that you don’t play by their rules, or as The Crystals used to sing, “He’s a rebel and he’ll never ever be any good / He’s a rebel ‘cause he never ever does what he should.”

When you think about it, owning a Harley isn’t much di fferent from playing cowboys and Indians. It’s all about the costume. One minute you’re skinny Bob Smith, the kid next door. The next, out struts Bart McNasty suited up with cap guns, Roy Rogers vest and a forty-five litre hat. Bart is going to do some serious ass-kicking around here until Mom calls him in for dinner.

Outlaw biker, outlaw cowboy - what’s the difference? The costumes are about the same: boots, leather vest, chaps and, of course, the bandana, which you’ll need for robbing the train.

Harleys are all about noise. Scratch a Harley owner deeply enough, and you’ll

find a kid who never got a drum set for Christmas. Stock Harleys have a nice sound, but take the mufflers off, as 90% of Harley owners do, and you get a sound not dissimilar to a heavily-amplified shop vacuum, or your wife’s hair dryer on crystal meth. Pure mechanical flatulence.

As loud as they are, the roar of a Harley is deceiving. You’ll hear this tremendous racket, and exclaim, “Wow, that guy must really be travelling!” You look around only to see a large man on a Hog struggling to pass a Hyundai Pony. Meanwhile, the sport bikes, with their 190 mph top speeds and 15,000 rpm redlines, go whispering by.

What happens when housewives, half of them with tattoos already, start to ask why those Harley guys get to make all the noise? What if they decide to tear the mu fflers off their minivans? Someone around here needs to be an adult.

Wine of the month

BY GORD JOHNSON

True story — not all Canadian wine buyers have the appropriate level of confidence in Canadian-grown wines. Once upon a time, everyone — and

I mean everyone — joked about BC wines. It was fun at the time, and all too easy.

We have made some mistakes in our assumptions over the last 50 years. We fi rst assumed that the Okanagan Valley (etc.) could never make wines that might stand on the world stage. We were wrong. We also assumed that Okanagan red wines, like those grown from the heat-loving varieties such as Syrah, and especially Cabernet Sauvignon, could never ripen fully. We were wrong.

Okay, so granted those fi rst two ... we then assumed that these big ripe red wines could not age well in a cool wine cellar and age gracefully, and continue to improve for 10 to 20 years, evolving into wines sublime. We were wrong once again.

We Canadians can be too modest and too cautious in our predictions and proclamations.

Now, add in to the mix, the Vancouver Island and Gulf Island wine-growing scenes, and you might observe even less con fidence. Wrong again.

Not all wine drinkers like pinot noir. But as one wine writer once wrote,

“Cabernet is for academics; pinot noir is for lovers.”

A very recent tasting of my well-cellared Vancouver Island pinot noirs, presented to 14 tasters, proved the successful point I think.

Eight wines, seven of which were from the vintages (growing seasons) between 1999 and 2009, illustrated quite clearly how these somewhat delicate “cool climate” pinots excel here on Vancouver Island. Not just in quality, but in longterm cellaring age-ability (as in getting even better) as well.

Gorgeous wines. Take a chance and be proud.

And, most of all, enjoy.

P.S. These pinot noir wines are mostly in short supply, so go visit the wineries to experience and purchase. I won’t mention my top Island wineries, as I would inevitably leave someone out.

FOR SALE

FISH FISH FISH. Buy direct from the guy who caught it! High-quality salmon, lingcod, rock fish. All fish blast frozen at sea. Satisfaction guaranteed! Contact Jim at oceandancer. wallace@gmail.com or 250-245-5957/250-7391123.

WANTED

RENTAL NEEDED. Senior is looking for room and board or small suite rental. Has a small dog. Location South Nanaimo to Chemainus. Needs to be on one level, walker friendly. Call Tom 250667-8445.

DECKHANDS NEEDED - Fun volunteers are needed at the Ladysmith Community Marina to assist on the 30-foot motor boat Kirkagaard for boat tours. Harbour tours are 1.5 hours in length and Thetis Island Marina lunch tours are 4 hours. Knowledge of vessel manoeuvring, line handling and a Pleasure Craft Operator Card are assets. Local knowledge would be great and we will train you. Contact Rob rlpink@telus.net

EMPLOYMENT

COMPUTER TEACHER NEEDED for a senior to learn how to operate a computer along with basic computer skills. Contact Tom 250-667-8445.

HEALTH & WELLNESS

TAI CHI for mental & physical health. Beginner class Monday mornings. Ongoing class every Wednesday morning. For class time and location and more information, visit www.taichinanaimo. org or call Sara 250-245-1466.

AQUA FIT. Private Aqua fit classes are available in your pool for yourself or add in some friends. Any level is offered. For more information, ellybythesea@gmail.com.

TAKE 5 ADS WORK! 250-245-7015.

FARM FRESH

EMPRESS ACRES LITTLE FARM STORE: Pasture-raised: pork sides-sale @ $4.90/ lb, pork variety pack and bar-b-cue pork boxes, specialty sausages, bacon, ind. cuts, eggs, vegetables, flowers & more; open 7 days/wk; Ph/text Simon 604-578-0646 for pork sides & boxes or Email: marlene@ empressacres.ca; 2974 Haslam Rd; website: www.empressacres.ca

ACTIVITIES

CRAFT FAIR. Every Sunday Carol’s Artisans: wood turned pens, quilting, woodworking, amazing sewing and knitting, interchangeable jewellery, hats, pottery, preserves, jams and MORE. 13467 Cedar Road 10am–3pm. New vendors welcome. Contact petespensandmore@shaw.ca (NOTE THE CHANGE in the email).

BUSINESS

I CAN EDIT. Copy editing, proofreading, structural editing and more. Fiction or non fiction, web content and eBook prep. For more information, contact editican@gmail.com.

HOME & YARD

KB HANDYMAN AND YARD WORKS. Minor carpentry work, decks, fences, power washing, tree pruning, yard clean up, lawn fertilizing, mowing. Seniors discount. Contact Karl kbhandymanandyardworks@ gmail.com or 250-714-2738.

HEART LAKE ROOFING for all your roofing repairs; 250-668-9195.

ALL ACRES providing all aspects of tree work. Pruning, falling, hedging, dangerous tree removal. Fully insured. Professional work at reasonable rates. Call 250-246-1265.

MAKE IT NICE qualified, experienced, gardening and small fruit tree pruning. Available for private, residential gardens. Please call 250-754-9346.

CONCRETE RESULTS. Foundations, retaining walls, patios, driveways, walks and stairs. Full forming and finishing. 40 years’ exp. Email concreteresults@live.com.

PETS

PROFESSIONAL PET CARE SERVICE. “Leash ’em & walk ’em” with Marlena. I have Animal First Aid, CPR and criminal record check. My service for all pet includes dog walking, home care visits, overnight in your home and much more. As my love is yours! Call 250-246-9368.

Country Life

“Life ain’t nothin’ but a funny, funny riddle, thank God I’m a country boy.” (Country girl in this case) — John Denver, 1977

Ahh yes, the allure of the country life: fresh air, a wee farm with a couple of dogs, horses perhaps, maybe a sheep ... Well, spoiler alert! Are you healthy? Not afraid of manual labour? Or if not, are you independently wealthy? Because although it is many a person’s grand dream to retire to the peacefulness of the rural countryside, there are a few things you need to know before you

take that giant leap.

Those animals — I wouldn’t trade any of mine (three collies, one cat, four horses and two sheep) for all the tea in China. But like all living creatures, they get sick, injured and they get old. They need more than your love. They need good food, fresh water. Yes, water and lots of it. And they need to be kept clean, with clean living quarters too (just another heads-up

here: the bigger the animal, the bigger the waste!). And there’s regular medical checkups, vaccinations and dental care — kinda like humans. All of these items can be expensive, and as they get older, the expenses can skyrocket in a heartbeat. Two words: vet bills.

On a farm, in this beauty rural community, there are all sorts of animals that just love to pilfer your supplies: mice, rats, rabbits, squirrels, raccoons, deer. A big old unplugged freezer works wonders for some varmint-proof storage.

But what about that garden you’ve dreamed of through all those years of city-dwelling? Oh, the veggies and fruit we’ll grow! Again, I say: varmints. Really good fencing is essential here. And then there are ants. One of the very fi rst pieces of advice given to us when we “bought the farm” in 2004 was never — I mean NEVER — water your garden with well water. So, do you have a pond? You’ll need to install an irrigation system for that. Cha-ching.

Okay, so that sort of covers some of the spring/summer/fall stu ff. What about the winter? Just like the postal service motto here: Rain or sleet or snow

Author (left) in garden. Photo: L. Waugh.

... or freezing cold or dark, dark days, you still have to tend to your beloved animals’ needs ... daily. Don’t think that you can just leave the cleanup for a couple of days. Here there be dragons. Take my word for it. Been there, done that, regretted it.

Have I scared away anyone? I confess, I have an ulterior motive with these dire ramblings, and I must fess up now. Perhaps the throngs of about-to-retire city folk will not read past the last paragraph. That’s my hope. I want this wonderful place to stay just as it is. Magni ficent in every way.

I really love this community. I love the grand vistas, coming into Ladysmith, leaving Ladysmith for Cedar. I love the people of this area: sincere, helpful, kind, looking out for one another. When we first came here, and to this very day, I feel like I’ve finally come home. This is MY hometown.

So, back to the farm: Profound Revelation No. 1 — I’ve almost instantly come to the realization that I’m a hands-on farm girl. But necessity is indeed a mother (of invention), and for over a month now, I have been forced into being an armchair farmer. But just because my able body was “fractured” didn’t mean that the farm remained at a standstill. No siree. I had instant support, not just from my partner and family (especially sweet multi-talented Sista Stacey), but also from my hometown community.

I’ll be missing all the hometown events this year. It will take more time to say ta-ta to this four-wheel walker, but the hometown spirit is still alive in my heart, beating stronger with every well-wisher and volunteer for farm labour and animal husbandry that has phoned, texted, emailed and come by for a wee visit, bearing flowers, food and chocolate!

So, I sort of feared that if I started this piece expounding on all the great things that this community has to offer, with its gentle ways and caring support, that I would defi nitely be letting the cat out of the bag, revealing what I think is the Island’s best kept secret ... until now. This is defi nitely the ultimate retirement dream come true. Shhhh.

Jackie Moad is slowly getting used to just supervising all the animal care, the weeding, seeding, planting, transplanting, watering and rhubarb harvesting, whilst eagerly looking forward to the day she can once again be the country girl on that 20acre slice of paradise in Cedar.